Hello, everyone, Welcome back to Isai does the Dragons episode forty three.
I am here as always with Norman Briggs. Hey, what's up? We're
going to die to a dragon with I'm here with Anthony. I am Antonio
Linguinio, a painter from the Renaissance, and I've met Jesus and our father
Hallippy, I name my kingdom. Come, I will be done on earth,
is in Heaven. Give us this day, daily, daily red,
Give uspasses. Daniel Green, the Shark, the Pitbull of the Leone was
the hell that just was. But I do have some useful information for you
all. For a long time. This is going to be a tangent by
the way I'm hijacking. I for a long time have had the struggle of,
like, I have to monitors at my desk, but when I switch
from like my work laptop to my gaming PC, I have to move all
these plugs and it's this massive pain in the ass. I hate that.
There's a thing called a KVM switch. I bought one. Now I press
one button and my mic my mouse, my keyboard, the monitors just switched
between the two systems, perfectly incredible. THEKVM switch. I highly recommend you
do the very shoutout, we're not sponsored. That's not a brand, not
a brand liked whoever passed to the KVM switch. Shout out that guy,
they are sponsoring me? This is paid? Are they really? What the
fund? Now? On my shirt? I will say here with Strawberty Cody
hey who, we're gonna non lethally take down this beast who who has just
ordered a pizza and will be getting a pizza some point during during this episode
as a piece to clock. Make your predictions now if you're listening to this
or watching this a minute of the podcast, Yeah, say a minute and
I'm put my money on. Okay, it's three ten pm for i'm at,
I'm gonna say four o'clock. No, four oh two, four oh
two, all right, I'm taking the over on three thirty two. I'm
ready now, Okay, you're right. Yeah, I'm going to say about
thirty minutes into the thing. So I'm going to say about I want to
say three forty three forty for Rustige. Okay, I'm gonna say for me.
Okay, what do you think, Daniel? Yeah, what's your prediction?
P? Seven seven? Well, I think he means like seven minutes
in, which would be seven minutes from now. Well, I hope Daniel
Green is right because I am quite hungry. Okay, okay, all right,
well very exciting, everybody plays you. Okay. We have another announcement
as well that I'm just gonna announcing with the D and d's up until it
happens this mcm May, we are going to do a one PC and D
x eesic I, D and D crossover. We now have the confirmed people
that are going to be there, which is going to be me tecking too
spooky breaks Schwabadi. Unfortunately, Daniel Green can't make it and Ana can neither
can Lost Pause Noble, so just be us four. But it's still gonna
be a lot of fun. So come on by for that crossover. Fully
admit, I am free that weekend. I just travel for like the three
weekends, and I can't. You're the way to England if you're going somewhere
else the weekend after and somewhere else the week It's the same reason Noble can't
make it because he's going to Japan like the weekend after, so understandable.
Don't worry about it. But it's going to be a lot of fun and
we're going to have We're gonna have our own table. I'm going to be
selling some the card games, the indie related stuff. You'll be able to
play the Ki card game with me at my at my little table as well.
It'd be fun. Anyway. Last time on Indeed, Daniel Green's just
disappeared. You know how last time we said we made that whole joke about
people who are blinded one eye. There's at least four people who commented who
were blinded one eye. You know, an untapped market. This is an
anti podcast, by the way, not like blind. No, only one
half of this podcast is anty blind. Well, now that we're on stream,
like you weren't a part of this, you can always I have,
you can turn the tip back. I was always the one providing the commentary
for our blind listeners and viewers. Based bitch, you split the screen in
half. It's like Briggs and and Daniel Green and wait, wait, actually
I need to confirm that techniques are you for all? Are you? Are
you far blind people? I am one hundred percent for blind people. You
want you want to blind during the solar eclipse that's coming up here, everybody
needs to everyone needs to stay directly the eclipse. You could do that.
Do you think the only time people could go blind from the sun is during
the solar eclipse? But you need that is because people want to look at
the sun at that right, No, but like the idea is like it
goes that. That's why. Hey, everybody has to say that. Like
I've saw so many things that told people don't stare at it just because it
looks like it's dark, because it's not. There's invisible waves. If you
OBJECTIVI is the blind people. You just tell people to look at the sun
all the time. I'm not a dick. I'm not gonna do that.
The eclipse only happens like once a thousand years or something. So you're saying
it's worth it. You're saying it's worth it. Thank got it. God,
we were alive during the time, right, like a viting and then
Jesus tied and that's like it, that's it. And then what do you
mean the Viking? Sorry, and then Jesus saw around a thousand years ago,
and then Jesus was two thousand years ago specifically them, Yeah, yeah,
yeah, that's can I see in certain parts of the world happened to
because thousand years ago, right then Mark a thousand years before that was in
Jerusalem and now it's here in d Wait. Guys, we can ask Jesus.
Let's just ask him. Oh yeah, right here, he's currently flight.
So what's happening last time? Remember it's been like three weeks. Uh
yeah, what happened last time is you guys got back after after making all
that talk with the mushroom people. You you came back to the Noblins.
The Noblins uh reinvigorated from Budka's return and Boudica sort of telling them that you
guys are evil because she's pro god. She You're mid locked into battle with
Boudica and King Crunkle. Boudica summoned her woven pet that came in and is
now fighting you guys. Jesus is flying in the air fighting the woven pitbull,
the shark, and King Crunkle. Chief Crunkle are currently falling to their
potential deaths as so, yeah, that's still happening. Yeah, Sir Buster
is desperately trying to save them. I think they have one more round,
like one more turn each before they hit the ground. And and Norman is
very upset that he can't jump like forty feet in the air and I can't
even jump right. The point, I think is to give it to somebody
else who is good at jumping, so that they could jump on the flying
Dragon. But you're so weak, You're just a weakly guy. Oh Jesus,
Lord Jesus doesn't need to They give sir but ability a flight. Yeah.
Yeah, you're concentrating on the flight for sir button at the moment.
Fuck. Okay, this is where we're at. Whose tone was it?
It was Norman's turn last, so it's now Jesus's turn. If you want
to ask him about the eclipse, Oh, Lord Jesus, when the sun
is eclipsed and the mighty black Sun arises from the heavens, what is this?
What's the day? What does the day of black Sun mean? O?
Lord Jesus Christ. Hey, dude, you really are yeahing a lot.
I appreciate the powers that, but I'm kind of distracted here. I'm
fighting a vivan. I know you believe. I believe in you. Jesus.
You have hands. You could beat him play the mighty worm. I
do have hands, dude, That's the only reason I could. If I
had no hands, I wouldn't be able to beat this woman. That's what
I've always said. It's in the Bible. Check it quote. He's going
Antonio pulls out a Bible, write it down. He's from the sixteen hundreds.
He would have a fucking Bible like wait, wait, which this does
happen in the Bible. Yeah, that's why I'm saying there's there's there's dragons
in revelations. Yeah, it's there though. I mean, like, dude,
dude, you got to I can sign that for you man, you
know. Yeah, Okay, he's he's fucking punching and he hits all of
them. He does. He focuses his chi. He goes Kyo and Jesus
and I can times Jesus times the Lord. He goes times times three sixteen,
Father Me and the Holy Spirit. And he just starts unloading into the
dragon. Okay, and he just starts fucking. I imagine he's punching the
dragon around the face, blood as something. He doesn't fight like a monk
at all. He fights like a fucking boxer. It's now the woman's turn
to retaliate, which I think is great. That's bars so the women in
retaliation of being boxed by Jesus is going to make two attacks, one with
its spies and one with its stinger. Apparently Jesus have a face tattoo by
chance. No, no, not this Jesus. I can't say for certain
about the real Jesus, but this is the real Jesus, not this interpretation
of Okay, the first bite comes down, and I don't think a fourteen
hits Jesus. It doesn't. Jesus flies out of the way and dodges the
bite, and then a stinger comes round, looping round, and that does
hit Jesus, and he's gotta make a consaving throw, will take that poison
damage, which is insane. There's a lot of poison. Is a lot
of poison damage. Thirty one. Oh he fails it, so oh not
he takes forty one damage. He's not unconscious from that, but holy shit,
does that like fuck him up? So's yes, your rise again,
he's still flying down or anything. It's like the visual of like Jesus like,
you know, dodging the bite me like a haha, and then just
like without him even seeing it, the sting and just right into the back
in his time slows down. As Antonio is watching poison pulsates around his body
and he starts to waiver left and right. It is now Budica's turn.
But Boudica, she doesn't see any of this happening because in front of Boudica
is a giant dinosaur and Buddha because currently trapped between a dinosaur and a tree,
like, she cannot move to be a good range. So she's gonna
I think she'll just have to pull out like a short sword or something,
you know, like Buddha has. Uh So yeah, she she pulls out
her short swords and she staged the dinosaur dead in the eye, anger welling
up inside of her. But the sports are not that powerful, right,
but they are like weapons, so she will get three three hits with them.
Okay, so one, two, three, the two of them hit,
dealing nineteen damage as she cuts into the Anklosaurus, into the ankles of
the I just remember that Cody and the Ankleosaurus have the exact same amount of
health. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, regular health bar. And that
is that is Buddha's term. And now it's Chief Kronkle. Chief Kronkle has
an opportunity here at the shark. You are currently grappled together. I think
he's he's desperately trying to make you be on the bottom so that when he
lands that you die and he doesn't. Not the first time I've had that
problem. So we need an athletics contest between you and the chief. That's
fair sorright then always forget that. On Mac, I can't use Google Chrome
for some reason. I have to use Switch real quick because it's like gets
stuck on loading infinitely. It's very annoying. Yeah, I'm sorry. Oh
my god, kronkle, kronkle. We've got twenty two, so good luck
again. You'll at the end of it. At the end of Pitbull's turn,
you guys will be hitting the ground. I got this, and whoever's
on the bottom is just going to be locked on conscious. I'm just going
to say, fuck Maths, Fuck everyone whoever's fuck Maths. It's a decent
fall Russian. I will quit the campaign right now. If you just probably
give me a fucking out like that, you die. You won't die,
I said, not take conscious. Well, we'll see the damage. You're
the one who jumped off the edge exactly reactions the shark, and I must
understand you want to die. He doesn't want there to be a fund.
He doesn't want there to be a house at the He succeeded. Yeah,
Anyway, What I'm saying, though, is I don't think you would take
enough damage to die out right from the full just because you couldn't. There's
always, there's always I don't think I don't think there is because you take
you take a D six person, I only like one hundred feet, yeah,
yeah, but you have maximum one hundred and eight hit points, So
I don't think this mighty impossible for you to Yeah, so just lands on
a spike. You are fooling you see at the bottom, a whole bunch
of nobody are preparing a massive spike in the ground that I wudn't gonna get
him. You've been calling for three weeks. They had time to grab shits.
That's true, spike. Uh okay, Okay, Well you succeed the
athletics check. So Crunkle is still on the bottom. So he's the gun
that's going to be knocked out from this four and not you Antonio. Okay,
Oh Lord, God, please save your son here, Please bring him
to safety and nurture him upon your heavenly breast. All right, I'm casting
a spell. It is an artificer spell. It is from Strixhavens, so
I had to look it up here. It's okay, okay, this is
this is what it is. It's called vortex swarf. Okay. There's a
person I could see in range in ninety feet. The space twists around him.
He has to make a con save, but he could choose to fail,
and he's just teleported to another location that I can see. All right,
Well, so I would move Jesus behind me, so he's not going
to immediately die here and he has time to heal or you know, whatever
we could do. You think you will consent to that? I guess you
gotta ask him, Jesus please and ask your father to save you. Please
don't die, Jesus. I mean, he just took a lot of damage.
He turns around, he goes, hey man, oh yeah, sure,
blood dripping down his face. Fine, whatever, dude, I mean,
can you do the sound effect on the teleportation for me? I can
see that taking is trying to make noise, but discord is I went through
was m all right, let's try to dial that down. It's nothing,
just the fucking noise gate. Oh what hits. I had to I had
to adjust. Okay, we got it, we got it. We gotta
have a heavenly Quoie plays as Jesus is warped out the way and behind Antonio.
Yeah, dramatically behind you. Now, there's still food and water everywhere.
Please eat your fill, Jesus here here please. He grabs like a
Wendy's burger from the ground. Yeah. Yeah, it's all fish. It's
not fishing. It's it's fish and bread and water, gallons of water.
That's like an animal crossing character. And okay, I don't know if that
actually heals him. Probably not, But it's up to you. Do you
want to do anything else? Move whatever? Yeah? No, the chosen
space must be on a surface. Yeah, we got that. No,
I am staying prone on the ground over here. In fact, I'll move
over here and even behind Jesus even further. Perfect, move behind you,
and then you move behind him. Yeah, I'm over here. Yeah,
I'm not worthy to be at his feet. Yeah, okay, okay,
there you go. All right, it's sir Button's turn, Sir Button.
Sir Buston's trying to do Daniel Green is he is trying to save you guys,
which means he's trying to grab you and fly you to thing. But
but again it's another athletics track against you as a shark. So because the
Crunkle's totally fine, were being saved, so he's not resisting this. What
did what did you just get? You've got a fifteen that is totally beatable.
We'll see, Okay, athletics check from Button, he got an eleven.
So sir Button desperately trying to save Pitbull and Crunkle unable to do so
I said, let's go. That was Button. I'm so dumb. Yeah,
so, sir Button desperately trying to stop you guys from falling, but
you're like pushing him away. He's like, no, mister, help me,
let me help you. I can't let you fall to your death.
Normanly, it trusted me with this task and I can't let him down.
I can't let him down. He looks up at normal. He looks up
as Dormy says, let's go anyway. It is now your turn, mister
the green. This is at the end of your turn. You're gonna hit
the ground, so okay, and I will roll the dice. You what
I will do is I will roll the dice and you take half damage because
you're on top, and he will take full damage because he's in the bottom.
Okay, what have I like to be a power bottom? Do you
want to switch to be on the bottom. He's living on the edge.
I'm just gonna I'm gonna quote Batman. I'm gonna say I'm not gonna kill
you, but I don't have to save you, and then I'm just gonna
hold him. Okay, Okay, that only works if you were the one
that pushed Ahi off the first place. When has the shark ever been smart?
Why is why to keep explaining this to you all? It is really
stupid. I accepted the can get it. Don't worry, I get it.
I get it. I just think it's very funny and I have it
and I'm having an incredible time. His version of a moral dilemma. He
has the moral like intelligence of Dexter. He's just like this guy Ror.
There is a world where wharing you roll so badly that both of them just
survive. All right, it depends on what you're all. Yeah, we
listened. It's about one hundred feet right, so we're doing ten dy six?
Oh boy again? If they ll one minimum of fucking ten minimum of
ten ten dy six okay six six six thirty six damage. Yeah, okay,
so this is you take half of that because you're on top, which
means eighteen and you're twenty two hit points. So you're flying. So you
crash with Crunkle into the ground. Crunkle takes the bruch of the damage because
it's environmental, I will say it's non lethal, and he smashes it to
the ground. Bloods splastering across the faces of the witnessing Noblins. You you
manage even you got blood dripping down your body. You managed to stand up
from the collapsed body of the chief of the Noblins, and now you are
surrounded by a bunch of just Noblin citizens because I didn't take an action the
sturn. Can I have a second thing? I say, yeah, go
ahead, I'm gonna say negotiations are going very well. And a lot of
them starts screaming and running around, and and there we go, okay,
right, I should be dead. I'm trying. Yeah, yeah, I
actually just I just to clarify Pitbull, are you were you trying to kill
Crunker with that motion? Because I think being on top. You would be
able to possition in a way to kill him if you wanted to. I
just want to just I don't want to give that agency away from you,
because I did rule that he would just be if he just landed took the
damage, he'd be unconscious. But you are technically in control of his landing.
So if you wanted to, you know, kill him, you could.
When I initially tacked him off, I thought we were like forty feet
up and I thought I thought he might die, But I could have like
the plausible deniability of like, so there wasn't there wasn't an intent to kill.
So, yeah, he's knocked out unconscious. No, he doesn't have
great depth perception. You didn't know how far down it was. I Daniel
stupid two problem Okay, so okay, okay, time dinosaur. Even if
Kronkle took the sharks damage as well, he would he wouldn't be massive damage
enough to kill him. So yeah, Cody, Now I'm really just keeping
Budka busy tanking her blows. So I'm going to continue to will on her
with my big mass tail. I'm going to swing twenty plus seven? Does
it twenty six? Hit twenty six does hit Boudica? All right? Yeah
wait, I didn't in combat by taking out their leader. Boudica still up.
She also has no idea what's happening because PUV your Boudica Dinosaur dragon young
because alarming at the time. Yeah yeah, when you want damage, that's
a high roll like that is a very high role. And you slap into
her. She's got to do what a saving throw? Now strength saving throw?
Yeah, it slapped DC is only fourteen, but it knocks her prona
does it push her away somehow? It knocks her parh okay you can.
Well, here's the thing is because being courdy, what she fails, This
is what I want to do as as courdy as the ankle saurus is.
I want to swing around to her three sixty, whap her with my tail
and just sort of send her flying, you know what I mean. Because
we're on the top of a tree. I wouldn't try and knock her off,
knowing that the damage from my tail won't kill her, but I need
her dead. She is so close to the edge that I will allow you
to knock her off with it, so she will also be taking this falling
damage unless unless buttoned saves her, but I don't think buttered will. I'll
give her a ton to just start falling, so you you fucking whack her
with her tail. She takes the four brunch she's on single digit hit HP
anyway, bashes her off the edge and she goes flying and she sort of
has a ton of here. Smug is up. Smoke saw her go and
went fucking hell. Dude, holy shit, sees a dios. I said,
a smug. It's not a decision I've made lightly, but it isn't
necessary evil. However, I'm an ancleosaurus, so what I say is,
well, dude, fuck, you're crazy. Man, you're crazy. I
thought you were like a pacifist or the other thing when we first met all
the way back in that forest, Saint Forest. Technically yeah, yeah,
uh wow. I'm gonna try and stab the with it. I guess he
has the nice knife that Anthony gave him. He has something, yeah,
a rambo knife. Oh he hits? Oh cool, full damage? All
right? Look at this guy. Hey, you got a toge. I
think it also does an extra two D ten lightning damagecause it was a taser.
I gave you that option last session. No external features. I didn't
know I could make it a taser. Yeah. Well he stabs it and
then all of a sudden it starts playing like Happy Birthday. It's like you
have given it extra features, but they're completely useless in combat. Yeah.
Yeah, Norman, it is now your turn. You've just seen Boudica get
launched off the tree. What do you want to do? I have a
couple of questions, many questions. One, when I look at the wyvern
ver yeah, I don't know how to say the name so ken Yeah yeah,
do I know if it's like a fire dragon a poison drag and get
a poison dragon damage like you did see it? Poison Jesus, So it
has like poisoned goo coming out of it or something poisoned tail. Second question,
if I throw a fireball at it it's in the sky, yeah yeah,
I just hit it. Yeah yeah, you could just hit it without
setting the entire force on fire. Ideally, ideally yeah yeah, Oh god.
Norman's in a state right now where he's a little bit annoyed, So
he's okay, worst case scenario, but he's gonna try not to. I
think I think I think there would be a position to sort of the left
of the riven where a twenty foot radius wouldn't reach any of the foliage,
but it would reach a little bit of the pathway. That how dry is
this environment? Rusted? I mean, you know, guys, I wasn't
thinking I have like nine fire spells. Young man, Harold Potter, please
cast your magic just basically, this is what I'll say. You can do
it in a way that it won't cause a massive fire, but it might
cause a little fire that somebody will have to deal with. Oh fair,
I see my problem. When I looked at the map, I thought the
platforms down there were like platforms on the ground. I'm now realizing this just
a lower platform. We're high. Don't don't take everything that's on the map
is like face value, because it's just like a you know ye yeah,
wait, our characters aren't floating heads. Okaytry Nor Norman. Norman Norman's thinking,
he's thinking, He's like, you know, he's like, you know
what, fuck it? This this uh, this dragon, this dragon is
a serious threat and he casts fireball. Also, when Norman looks up,
he's not like, oh that's that's not a dragon, it's a wife.
Oh to do the eighty six damage let's see how much. Let's see how
much this wiven gets chunked. We also, I also summoned a bunch of
gallons of water, so even if it catches on fire, we'll be fine.
Yeah, can we rule it that like since he like had a dexterity
saving throw, like like all of it hits them like it like it spreads
out, like goes in its mouth or something like what fired it was so
bad that wait wait wait wait, yeah, it's opened its mouth because it
wanted to bite Jesus beforehand, and then Jesus tell because this all happens within
seconds of each other. He opened its mouth after biting Jesus right ready to
bite him again, Jesus teleported. And after Jesus teleported, you fired the
fireball into his mouth. I would allow that that's that's what you want to
do. Yeah, no one, because no one doesn't want to set the
entire Yeah, I would allow you to do it inside his head. So
fire the fireble into his mouth. He can't dodge out away with a critical
fare, rips apart parts of its neck and its face, and you get
three points. So that's very into staff. And he says Colby and it's
a buzzer beater and you move on to the next round. So congratulations,
yeah, and you send the Los Angeles Lakers home. So the weaver takes
that four twenty two damage in his mouth, blood ripping down, it screeches
out. Wow. Yeah that was good. Right, Jesus looks good.
I like that. Do you want to do anything else? Normal? Like
move? Oh, Norman, you also get healed slightly because Cody's healing spirit
isn't and they started your turn on your Cody's heating spirit. Oh yeah,
that's what that is forgot just this little thing on the bottom up. Yeah,
all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna step forward like fifteen feet onto like
a wooden platform. Yeah. You kind of get like a little head glitch
going start crouching off and down crouching. Yeah yeah, okay, Jesus is
still flying. But my Lord, please enter the magical healing space. Jesus
enters the magical healing space. Can you roll the two healing one for normal
one for Jesus? Yeah? What what is it again? Is it too?
Yeah? I'm trying to It's aura of vitality, right, it's healing
spirit. Yeah, healing spirit. I cast it at a different level.
Yeah, you casted it at two levels higher, I think. Yeah.
Yeah. So there's like an angel over Jesus right now, it's Jesus steps
into the healing angel. Father. I could feel your spirit inside. Oh
Lord, fuck up this warvern. It's like I can heal. Yeah.
I also get fifteen. No, can you roll for Jesus because fifteen is
Norman? Okay, Jesus gets twenty. Jesus gets twenty five. Oh ship,
I did the wrong thing. Okay, Jesus regenerated with life. He's
gonna fly back up. I don't think he can quite make it in time.
He doesn't have the same movement speed to actually fight the woman, but
he will fly towards the woman. But it is now the woman's turn.
And what the woman's going to do is it's gonna fly down and go underneath
Boudica and pick up. And now Budaka is on the back of the woven
Oh what okay, that is act due. Yeah. The women is dashing
to do this. I was gonna say, it has to move a lot
here. Yeah. Yeah, so women is to do this. So this
is the women's actual to do this, and just like flapping and like soaring
down, like how to train your dragon? In my head, the coolest
fight so far. This is so epic. Bodica bloodied and wounded, now
flapping on the back of the woven bo posed and it's now her turn.
So oh man, she aims her bow towards Jesus. I guess because Jesus
is now flying. I think I think she's gonna spread her shots a little
bit here. Okay, I think she might knock me out of dinosaur morde.
Here if she hits me, to do two towards the dinosaur and one
towards Jesus our father who are in heaven, Our father who in heaven,
don power of prayer, the power of prayer. She critically fames. She
aims her bow, but like she's wavy, so the blood dripping down her
wrist, you start praying Antonio. She fires off an arrow randomly. It
smashes into somebody's house, that goes through somebody's window, and you hear a
noble and go, oh gosh, fuck the second one thirteen? Does that
hit the dinosaur? No, he is a fifteen, so just like bounces
off your dinosaur armor. She grunts and frustration turns around to Jesus and I'm
gonna try and get one off in Jesus does hit Jesus for seventeen in the
air. So Jesus flying up, takes one straight in the chest, but
he is still alive because of the healing spirit. Okay, and Antonio,
Okay, this is what I'm gonna do now. So this is I think
exactly thirty feet because this spell has to be by touch, all right,
So I'm gonna run, I'm gonna shamble my way over to Jesus, and
I'm gonna cast protection from poisons. So I'm literally reaching out my finger and
he reaches out my finger like, oh my god. Now here's the thing.
If it's poison, it doesn't it gets neutralized. However, for the
duration the target has advantage on saving throws against being poison, has resistance to
poison damage. Yeah. Perfect, that's something to relate it to this.
That's amazing. So yeah, so the woman tail is just that's amazing.
Gosh. The juror of Jesus and Antonio is incredible. Is that it's like
a good life. Well, does Antonio have any special bonus actions? I
don't know, I don't know, don't aultrify to that well these bonus actions,
pulls out a rosary and begin speaking of flying guys. Sir Button,
who is now also flying, is going to come up next to Jesus.
So Sir Button, the Prince of the Mushrooms and Jesus flying next to each
other. Sir Button pulls out his saber, his lightning blade, and he's
going to strike true on this wiven. Oh please please hit. You don't
know he's striking true. He could suck up. He strikes false on this
woven. He didn't catch true strake the worst spell of D and D it
is yeah uh and he he strikes twice. The two sword blades come down.
They both hit Riven has A has a thirteen ARMA class. I think
I just gonna double check doumble check yeah, thirteen LMA class. So both
of those hit the riven. So the lightning blades strikes down, thunder cracking
with every shot, thirty verry damage like you can. Like the everything goes
dark for a second before he strikes, and then lightning hits his blade and
makes contact with the dragon and it and blood sprays out. It's like like
a fucking anime. Yea and knowing not. Oh good, Jesus was blocking
Antonio. That's great, thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah.
I mean I mean I'm sir, button is button Yeah, he's he's
now like he's like, get back painter man. Yes, yes, we
leave it to us. TONI looks up, sees the floating musher of the
floating Jesus pitbull. You're on the ground, You're surrounded by civilians. What
are you doing? I just want to grab him by his unconscious form and
carry him back up to the fight. So can I just how many?
How many turns would it take for me to get back up there? I
mean probably the battle will probably be over by the time you get back up
there. But I will say, that is what you're doing. I'll just
do that, like just every turn that comes to me. I'm just fire
man carrying a back up. Have him on your head. Wait a minute,
wait a minute. Is there a way he could dash up the side
of the tree because he has good strength and then he could just narrow to
run up the tree. I don't think, so I will say I should
go up faster though, because I'm using my action and like my yeah yeah,
yeah, yeah you are you are climbing up and you will get there
in a couple of rounds. But you are just you will crunkle on your
back. I think you you become slower when you're carrying someone. But they
don't have like an elevator to go up or nothing overweight. This king is
you tell me he doesn't have an elevator. This cake has a six pack.
He's all muscle. The the people, like a lot of the the
noblins are like whispering between each other watching you carry their king on your back.
What is he doing? Someone's bringing up my bumny. I do have
to say, I have the like I have a thing that gets me more
distanced. My bundany just takes it. So I'm neutralized. And you have
a disabled arm apparently as well. You yes, right, I don't care,
Yeah, you're right, but yeah, Chief Concord is also like three
foot tall, so you know, all balances out you could you pick it
up by one You carry him over like a like a balloon. He's he's
wearing a crown in this photo. Can I take the crown and put it
on? So disrespectful? We're gonna wear the crown? You take the crown,
you put it on like, oh my gosh, okay, and I
let up my cigar as I go to just with the crown dragged, like
do we have a new king? Now, what's going on? Okay,
Cody, you're still a dinosaur. As a bonus acton, I'm gonna reaper
back to Cody, revert to Cody. Yes, I'll get my, I'll
get my. Cody's giant made me so big, Okay, thick, Cody's
back up to full health, and I run over to like the side of
this this giant tree brands on. I'm just gonna shout down to Bodka on
the back of this word whim Boudica, you don't need to do this.
We've defeated the king. Please surrender. We need your help. That's even
more reason for me to cut you down. The God's all right about your
lot. But of murderers, a bunch of sinners. That woman is a
scourge. She speaks blasphemy to our lord. Well, if we're murderers,
we're murderers. And I call lightning. I'm gonna like call down or a
gigantic lightning bolt to hit her. You not, so she needs to do
a dexterity serving throw her in the riven are they're gonna take twenty four damage?
Does she take damage if she fails, if she succeeds, she doesn't
need to do a dexairity saving funk. But the women does this. This
would get from Antonio's perspective like she's a heretics strike her down lord. The
women hits the next airy. Yeah, the women just hits it. That's
incredible. So the lightning comes down after Sir Boston hits it with lightning.
This lightning cools down of the sky and yeah, Lethally just fries Boudica.
She looks up and in her final moment, she goes, I have no
regrets. I always fought for what I believed in judgment, I think you
just peaked my mic oh, my DearS. And it strikes down straight.
It creates a whole right through the weather. Because the woman takes half damage
right like twelve or whatever. But the woman is weak and there is a
hole straight through his chest. Bodkas like ashes fall through the hole and rain
upon the civilians of the Noblins below. They look up and there's They put
their hands out and little fragments of Boudica's fried ashes are just lying on top
of them like a weird snowfall. Do you want to do anything else,
Cody, No, I'm just gonna I'm kind of like could he whenever he
has to like kill someone, you know, he makes the decision pretty decisively
and will do what needs to be done, but he's pretty fucking torn up
about it. So right now he's just looking down as this ash rains down
on the villages, and he's just like smog is going to come over to
Cody. He's gonna put a hand on Cody's shoulder. He did. What
do you had to do after this? I don't think there will be any
more bloodshed in the forest, how not if it if it means anything,
you did show me that the the mushlings were actually people. I don't think
Krunkle will be happy that his wife is dead. We'll cross that bridge when
we get to it. Yeah. Yeah, he just sits there with you,
looking out at the woman. He's too far away from the women to
do anything with his little dagger, so he's just gonna he's gonna use his
help action to help you emotionally. Ah, it's very good, Norman.
You're up there is a woven blood eat just would you say he's level with
the where we are below us, he's a he's about level now because he
went down a little bit, but then he went up to fight Button and
Jesus, So honestly on level where you are, you could yeah, is
this so stated? But there's no point in me doing this. But Norman's
a gamer, so distance wise, I could jump at him, right,
you would be able to allow him now with the jump spell without a jump
action. If I jump off and dive at the dragon, will it work?
He's on He's on the same level as you, so that means like
his back is slightly high, if that makes sense. So, uh,
you would you would use you would have to use the jump spell, but
you would be able to do it. Yeah, be able to do nothing
on the dragon if Norman. If Norman landed on the back of the dragon
this time using that as his action, would you also allow him to make
an animal handling check as part of the action, to see if we can.
I didn't think no one wanted to tame the whip, and I thought
he just went down. What did Norman want to do? I don't just
wanted to jump on the back and just do like an attack on him.
What if you was thinking that, I will get like all thinking, now
that Buda is out cold, I am going to dive off age sprint forward
towards the end of the tree. He might jump to jump onto the dragon,
put it on the on its side, and be like, come over,
okay, take good care of you, all right, So yeah,
I'll I'll allow that. So you you, you finally use the jump spell
on yourself. You leap, you land on the Waven's back. I need
a disadvantage animal handling check. How do I even it's a sk K Pizza
delivery is so slow? Jesus Christ, you guys, I'm gonna be honest.
It never usually takes this long. I think that that's why I said
that, you guys have bets. Maybe maybe if he's left it on the
front door. Four remember that one time. We don't do that that one
time. Yeah, they did that one time. No, it still says
on the app that it's that it's out for delivery. Oh come on,
nine more minutes and I get it. It's already skipped it from me.
Oh yeah, yeah, you guys are all you guys lost a while ago.
They're taking the only one who's getting highed four out two, four out
two one. Your patient, you're at four four two. Yeah, it's
just yeah, teching's one. Could you have taken this entire time? Norman
has been whispering to the women. You're just a good boy animal handling checks.
I don't know how to do that. It's it's one of your skills.
It's just one of your skills. It's alphabeticals. It just goes with
disadvantage though, So it is with disadvantage. So go ahead with that,
crazy, go crazy. It's like, we can we can take over the
world together. We can game, we can gain six. So, from
the context of what Budha said before she summoned the Woven, this woman is
almost like a gift from the range of God. Right, so he is
so hates you so much so he starts whipping his head around, screeching and
screaming. You are not able to get through to this beast. But Jesus
is up, and Jesus raises his fists. Ready, he's gonna strike true,
strike three times, all of them hit. All right, He goes,
thank you, Antonio, I'll do this. Pizza. The pizza has
arrived, and that is that is thirty two damage and that is a lethal
amount of damage. So he says the pizza has arrived, and he focuses
all of his energy into his soul. He swings round with his with his
ceremonial pole, smashing into the woven. Then he he dashes round like he's
fucking Goku, punches him round the face, and then his final punch straight
he goes straight through the body of the woven like like Goku to King Piccolo
and rips him out from the inside. In the process, he grabs you,
Norman gorgeous because the woven fools his decrepit body smashing to the ground next
to the ashes a botica. We could have been gamers. He's holding Jesus
is holding you in his arms, and I work on the dragon. It
could but he places Norman back onto the tree trunks and the woman's body lays
dead on the ground. Ah, and that is that's the end of the
combat. You saved him to skip from my point of view, Yeah,
I'm very sorry. I was. I don't know anything gonna happen For the
last like two minutes. I was just distracted by Schwabini's hair. You have
great hair. He does thank you very much. Okay, and that that
that's the other combats. Congratulations are killing a woman? Yay, we did
it, joy my captive. Yeah, yeah, you come up, you
cheap chronkles on your back. You place him on the ground, and I
guess the pizza. Can you show what's the pizza? Yeah, I can
show you the pizza. Oh look at that pizza table thing on it.
Yeah, he's got from my I just hope what you was like? Man,
did everyone see the shark go overs here? Okay, where as I
arrived, just bloody as he's alive. He's alive. But it immediately goes
out to Norman and says it gets on one knee and goes Norman, I
have failed you. I could not save this. That the mobs, the
man in the cloak like you asked me to. How I apologize? Will
you ever forgive me? I mean, you tried your best. At the
end of the day, the shark does what he wants, so I figured
you got you could try and do your best. But you up. No
worries, No worries, he says. He says, I tried my best.
Oh I've been forgiven. Thank you, Thank you, Norman, thank
you I gotta keep you got to keep on trying until you know you get
you get better and better every try every time. Wise worse to live by
my friend, That's what Cody told me. I need some push ups and
stuff. You know, I should also do push ups, maybe Norman a
wise man. Sorry that there is an interesting question with the mushlings and like
the mushroom people do, like do any of them look strong? Like obviously
they're big and they're obviously strong, but do they look like mascu human would
be strong? No? No, I don't not really know. Their arms
are very much cylindric. Well, Sir Button drank some of that water I
made, and he got right right, he did get ripped off the water.
Okay, so he's like SpongeBob. Whatever I'm gonna, I'm gonna high
up in Crunkle, chief Crunkle, tying him up, okay, once,
just just as like a precaution once, you know, once he's been delivered
by pitbull, and then I'm going to cast mas cure wounds on everyone just
because everyone's quite beating up. Okay, there's a chance there's a chance that
you know, we get into some other sort of fights. So thank you,
pink, I didn't just roll. Yeah, everyone up to eight people,
which I think is every friendly part. I was not hurt at all
in this fight. Hi, do you know me? Antonio? Yeah,
but he's also healing Crunkle Yeah yeah, cool, Okay, chronicle from that
healing is going to come to and he's tied up now. He doesn't have
his weapon on him anymore, nor does he have his crown, and he's
sat there. I have the crown. You have the crown. You have
a crown. The way it's the crown magic I get, like plus wisdom
or anything like that. You become a Noblin, it becomes a humane the
crowd. It was actually Vinci. I've been alive this whole time, and
in the forest I tried to run away with Boudica. Holy she knew my
true identity. No, he wakes up, He's like, what the fuck
happened? He says, you were defeated? Impossible? Yeah, way too
good delivery impossible. Hey, he looks down. I guess. I guess
you guys can make the impossible possible. Where's my soon to be wife?
Ah? How attached to her? Were you? Were you marrying the witch?
Yeah? We were lovers. She was smoting upon by the One True
God, and I like raised Jesus. Yeah it was him, actually that
did it? Uh? Like all does no choice? Shattered? What?
How are like all of his ribs not shad? I mean he's in pain.
But but to be fair, Cody, did you mask your wounds?
That? Yeah, a bit of that would have would have led up.
So it is so lass much like my son, another one close to me
dies in this ruthless battle. Your son's death was unfortunate and avoidable. Boudica
left us no choice. You don't need to go out like them. Okay,
there can be peace, real peace in this forest between and between the
mush what are they called? Let lets the last the last death happened today.
I think it's time to take a step forward and stop the bloodshed.
It'll just continue and more people will die. Let he who is without sin
cast the first stone. You have not done anything to one might win my
trust here. Well, yes, you're a one liner. No, I
don't have one letter for a second. I'm sorry. If you want to,
he's counting, he seemed unconvinced, angry, upset. I came into
your home a pacifist. I didn't want to hurt anybody anymore. I was
tired. I found out that you can create violence with words, and I
thought that was a great solution. But you showed me today that violence with
words cannot solve everything that violence with fists can. And for that reason,
I need you to know that if you don't cooperate, I'm not going to
kill anybody. That's not the solution. But violent maiming is a wonderful middle
ground I've discovered, and I'm willing to violently maim every single one of your
citizens so that the mushlings can come in and just retake it rightfully, theirs
and yeah, behind his eyes, oh my god, he's uh, yeah,
he has he has a cigarette to relax. It's a it's a prop
And in this new middle ground that I want to give you all the credit
you deserve. Where I like violence, but I'm just not going to take
it to its extreme. I'm retiring pitfull, but I'm not going back to
the shark, the whole shark, and I would love for you to allow
this first opportunity for everyone to see the bull shark to be inflicted on your
citizens. I just won't say the word I love that you're saying it's a
chief chronicle about who doesn't give a shit. He doesn't even he doesn't even
know you can have pit for To be honest, he doesn't give me ship
about your name changes that. He's the one that you're telling that because of
you, I've changing my name. No. No, him and I got
a super drunken party together. We definitely over. He does not remember.
Co Coudy would stand in at this point and he's like, like, we
don't We don't want to threaten you anymore. We don't want any more violence.
Okay, listen, look around you. The world is moving ahead and
it will do so whether you're a part of it or not. So then
comes your choice. You can be the chief. You can help lead the
forest into a new age of peace and prosperity, or you can die.
You're saying that these mushlings don't want to wipe us out, so they just
want to live. Sir button, He's gonna put a hand on Cody's shoulder
and actually he's going to step forwards here. Yeah, and he's gonna he's
gonna he's gonna go up to Chief Chronker and he says, Chief, I've
done a lot of learning these past few days about your people's and I being
in your town, I see that you are we are not so different.
I wanted to apologize for killing your son. He was unavoidable. Gotta start
somewhere, Gotta start somewhere. He gets on one knee. Previously that it
was him, that'd be a crazy revolution. Now book very if he gets
some one knee and he puts his sword forward, and he says, and
as a sign of peace between our people's, I forfeit my life to you,
Chief Crunkle, as a as repentance for the life of your son.
But you are you sure you want to do this? Chief Crunkle looks down
at the sword. He looks, he makes eye contact with Cody. He
makes eyes contact with the shark, which is really like good cop, bad
cop, And he says, No, that's fine, lad, it's okay.
I believe you. That's all the proof that the pit shark bull needs
to believe that maiming, threatening violence is all you did. I'm not going
to take your life. I think there's no more bloodshed needed. Oh thank
god. Okay, I've been shortsighted as he's speaking, And can I try
and make some sort of insight Jack, because I really want to, you
know, take off his bindings. I really want to just yeah, man
to no ballin. But I need to know that I can believe him.
My INSIGHT's not terrible. Twelve. Yeah, he seems genuine. He seems
beaten, distraught, sort of, yeah, defeated, like genuine in a
way. I mean, I think he's tired. Yeah, I'm going to
untie the bindings then on his wrists, thank you, but like both his
arms are still broken, thick shattered ribs and just I don't think I can
forgive you. I don't think I could forgive you for king of my wife,
Sir. I'm sorry that I don't think we could ever really be friends.
But I'm I'm happy to look at any sort of peace treaty or anything.
I'll do my best. That's all we can ask for. Who has
the treaty, he has to sign it, and then well he has to
meet the side of the town. Yeah, got it, got it.
We're gonna show up to be the bushroom people. Everyone's all bloody. We're
like, yeah, they talked it out. It went great, It was
awesome. Yeah, awesome. Time. I will I will explain to Chief
Crounkle the opportunity. I'll just say, like, in order to move forward,
we need to meet them outside of the town. If you want to,
you know, clean up a little bit and get presentable because you're going
to be meeting one of the elders. I don't need to clean up.
I wanted to show that. I want to show how much I've been through
for this, and how much and and the and the life that they that
we will be leaving behind objection. I'm no offense. This is actually an
area I'm quite familiar with. And when you're approaching negotiating tables, having us
stand next to you looking extremely bloody doesn't instill the greatest sense of this bargain
is going to be upheld once we're gone from the picture. So I'm actually
going to say, with words, my violent words, it would behoove everyone
if you could like throw on a button up and I'm keeping the crown.
Can you can you give the crown back? Actually, I give him his
crown back. Come on, man, come okay, dude, listen,
here's what I'll say, Rock paper scissors for it. Fine, you like,
fine, I can just make a new crown. Let's do our paper
scissors. I don't know how we do this. Actually type it in the
chat because there's a lag, and then we do three to one and press
enter at the same time. So on go we press enter. We know
when you're ready. Do it in the Roll twenty chat. In the Roll
twenty chat, not discord Roll twenty chat. Okay, okay, three two
one on now as Anthony, no, I didn't wait where wait where did
the show put it? I put it in uh discord? He literally said,
put it in the Row twenty chat chat, not discord, so that
the audience can see it. What did you say in the discord? Rock
rock? Everyone did rock? Okay, so everyone goes through to one.
I'd like to Headcanda that everyone's playing rock famous and also everyone does rock at
the same time, and you guys look at each other. This was an
old strategy, even in my day, and everyone knows rock. I gotta
think the sharks say, we both win. Let's break the crown in half,
put some twine. We both get tiaras like King Solomon of old.
Yes, and you will give yourselves each other a big fist pump like a
group. Yeah, And I just feel his broken hands shift one that okay
brown and half in hand him back his half. He's gonna grab some of
the water that's that's like sprayed about in the tree and yeah, you can
just pour it over it, wash away, priss digitation, the digitation.
Yeah, I guess. I mean I'm gonna do that. We get like
looking all of us doing rock How how symbolic of this peace treaty that we're
about to sign. My grabbing moother's shoulder really painfully and be like, right,
buddy, we're excited. And then I guess peace is always beneficial.
Yeah, I'm gonna Antonio, I'm like, how long do you how long
do you last? You meet in the bedchambers? Well before before the good
guy comes back. I have no idea what you're referring to. This is
a dream. When I wake up from this world, I will be on
a mission. He did say night Yeah, this is still like afternoon.
Yeah yeah, sort of mid afternoon, so as it goes to nightfall,
he will take it. By the way, Antonio is just painting the entire
fight like Jesus plaiting a dragon and like this is going to be my my
magnum opus let's lead Crunkle down to the ground and out towards. As you
guys reached the bottom, a bunch of the really confuse looking Noblins look on
at their at their broken king, and he says, no need to be
alarmed. We just had a little bit of a scuffle. It was it
was. It was good for me. Yeah, And he looks out and
he sees the river and the ashes of Boudica. He gives it like a
small glance. He turns and continues walking out of the Noblin village with you
guys. I do I feel really bad about Boudica, not like about killing
necessarily because like she was a witch, obviously betrayed her, she was blah
blah blah, but like I would have really liked her to be on our
side. And I do feel really bad for Crunkle. Now, you guys
eventually reached that neutral point and you see Baron Fung with the rest of the
hostages, a couple other mushlings there and they're waiting there. They've set up
a little mushroom table. Ah, Baron Fung is towering over you guys.
Hello, welcome back. Ah Cruncle looks up, he goes, fuck.
They were always this big Jesus Christ, some of them Jesus. Hey man,
he said my name. He's right there. You take his name and
and and he dies. Okay. Kroncle sits down at the table and looks
up at at Baron Fung. Baron Fung places the document down on the table.
It is a pleasure to meet you, chief. I know we've had
lots of differences between our people, but we mean you no harm in the
long term. This peace treaty shows that we would no longer fight with the
caveat that if anybody else were to threaten the sanctity of this forest, that
we joined together as forces and protect our homes together. Chroncle looks down.
I actually, guys, can one of you read it? I don't.
I never learned how to read, and I just start going it. Hey,
dudes, this is all right, know, Let's let Anthony read it.
Anthony, Yeah, Antonio, sir, I don't understand what this is.
I know, I'm Italian. What the fuck I'm Italian? Okay,
Harold Potter, Harry Potter, you can read it. I give it to
Norman because I think that's your name for some reason. Antonia, you should
totally like try and wake up and see what happens. Maybe you'll wake up.
I've been trying since I arrived here. I just sam can't seem to
wake up. Okay, So, to sum it up, the treaty basically
says that you guys will share the forest, there will be no more fighting,
but if a third party were to come, you would join forces and
fight that third party. Blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah, just what
that guy said. Wait wait, wait, wait wait, I want an
additional caveat as arbiter of the treaty that that third party can never be considered
us. Why would we attack the forest or so? Hey, hey,
we are in a world where there has been fucking dragons. Okay, don't
know where things are gonna go. Caveat to the treaty we are. The
funk turns round and he says, don't worry. You are not considered a
third party. You are considered one of us. Yeah. Now, I
would like to issue a caveat that this entire force is claimed in the name
of the church. You're no, he's not with us. I am spreading
your message. Lord, Hey man, sometimes you're gonna tone down the message
a little. Bit, my friend, I appreciate you. You know what,
I've really down the message. Listen, top five fan genuinely appreciate you.
What the other four wait time better than some of the Apostles. Ah
yeah, no, no, they're part of like the band, right,
I wouldn't really consider them a fan. But yeah, man, bro you
listen. Oh love you man. You've you've really You've made me feel like
you know, ever since I've been here, nobody, nobody's really been treating
me the way that I thought I would be treated around here. And well,
of course, Lord you deserved it. Could you please sign my Bible?
No? Of course? Ah? Perfect. That Bible when he gets
back to the real world is going to be like a national treasure that it's
going to you. It's the it's on the vault of the Vatican. Will
The thing is that I think if you if you just showed up and you
were like I had my Bible signed by Jesus, people will go you're a
fucking lunatic. Yeah. I'm sure people have claimed that before. Yeah,
even in the sixteen hundreds, I being come up. Yeah yeah, so
what are you trying to say about Mormons? I feel like Antonio is gonna
go back to the real world and just get thrown in prison or an asylum
or just yeah, okay, get burned at the steak as a heretic or
so he's never remembered. Crunkle gets out the quill that's been laid. He
looks up at Fung. He says, hopefully this means no more bloodshed for
either of us, and he signs the treaty and and then Fung comes down
with his big hand and Crunkle sort of he tries to shake it, but
he just sort of gets in it. Yeah, it's really cute. So
he gives it a big hug. The Rock just out loud or the Rock
Wow, the bull Sharks out loud, just say do you think you guys
can create offspring like between each other or we've not tried. By the way,
I have a really bad concussion. I just need to make what is
like a cushion. Okay, wow, so you guys, you've solved it.
You've solved racism. We did it. Yeah, it only took us
forty three episodes. That's way quicker than they did. Yeah, there you
go on discord. Okay, wow, so we're still I just I was
just thinking that. I was like, now we can leave the forest.
No, the only reason here is for the fucking Monk hour. There's more
of a journey. And very well. I have a question, guys,
since Budka died, they hurt Hower was already activated. Yeah, so that's
fine. It's the same as Caesar, right when Caesar died. She's not
going to be reincarnated. Yeah, okay, cool? And might I propose
a long rest? Yes? My I propose a party. Yeah, yes,
I can partake of the drink, if you know what I mean.
My people are going to be a little bit, a little bit upset first,
but I think a party between the Noblins and the Mushlings will will help
bring us together. Huh, what do you say the weapons allowed for either
side? Yeah, no weapons allowed. Invite them. We'll have a big
party Nobopolis. Yeah, and Fung is going to send a couple of mushlings
back back to Sacramento so that they can convey the message. And a few
hours later a bunch of the mushlings come back and the town erupted to a
Nobopolist wide party. I mean a bunch of the mushlings. There's some older
than Button, like adult ones. Some of them are big, smaller,
there's some mushling chill as well. They come into the to the city,
they're looking around at all the infrastructure and they just and and there's this there's
this moment where a bunch of the Mushlings see a bunch of the Noblins for
the first time, and Sir Button and Smog sort of start trying to convince
that. Like Smug goes up to some of his friends, He's like,
listen, they're not monsters. They're just like us, man, They talk
and speak, have a drink, good one, we play. And then
Buttons like, I know that that they look a little bit odd, but
they're they're perfectly fine, and they they never meant to do us any harm.
And let's just have a drink, and like little by little, that's
such the shockwave round the village as they all start partying and drinking with each
other all across You've got you've got Noblin musicians and Mushling musicians, and they're
like creating hybrid genres of music as they're playing together. And during this party,
what is it that you guys would like to do? Because I'll give
you guys all opportunity to do something during the party. I'm going to approach
Norman for conversation between friends. Oh, bull Shark is the Norman. Okay,
okay, bull Shock and Norman. Hey, what's up, bro?
So you guys, I came up with this thing where I was the shark
and then I was the pit bull. But now I feel like I found
a happy middle ground where I'm violent but not lethal. I can use my
words but for not to It's like I'm a well rounded individual. It's pretty
great. The problem is is pitch shark, Like if I'm kind of confined
like bull shark, that sounds outrageous. This is such a thing as a
bull. That's a shark. That's insane. So I'm like shark bull,
you know, but that I don't know, Like what where would you suggest
we take this? First of all, love this for you. That's that's
amazing. I'm proud of you, dude. But yeah, the name is
really important. Of course, I'm about branding, you know a big part
of bullshok bull sharks do exist, right, Okay, I'm not here for
your Lord of the Rings stories. Oh what what like do you think I
could do like pitch shark, Because there's like pits of a Marianna. I
think, I just I know the perfect thing that Norman could say that.
I think I do too. I think, yeah, I might different things,
but maybe all we changed the goblin shark No no, no, no,
okay, the dolphin. Okay, this is this is I don't mean
what I was thinking. Obviously Norman might not say this, but I was
thinking that it would be an incredible way to round out the Shark's character arc.
If Norman is just like, why don't you just call yourself Wilhelm?
That is actually amazing. Yeah, we always we could always go by your
your actual name, which I lied, by the way, my real name
is John Sha. It's a psych right now, I say, all right,
Willhelm, by the way, something surprises me and then I just scream
and it's just the Wilhelm scream. Yeah, story where it came from.
I honestly think I think good. He's like, he's, you know,
really happy. This is a very sweet event and very sweet scene that's happening.
It's probably like, is this the only happy ending? Because so far,
every time we've done something, it's come to a close. There's been
some good results, but some pretty catastrophic shit as well. Yeah, this
feels like the first time was just like hmm, something good happened. Yeah,
we'll stop, like yeah, but I was just thinking that. You
do see Crunkle in the corner and there is a vigil being held during the
party, like it's the parties also sort of to celebrate the life of Budica
for Crunkle. Yeah, and you see a bunch of noblins all just sitting
around this as a trying to Boudica and this there's a little thing that they
put her ashes into. But he like stands, he has his drink and
he's he's he's like about to head over as well, but he just can't
bring himself to do it. And he's just gonna kind of like sit in
a corner of the party and watch other people going to the situation instead.
M Ah, what's Antonio? During this party? Would turn back to Anthony
Antonio? So what do you want to I would say, Okay, before
we uh conclude the whole thing, let's Antonio is going to go over to
Jesus and it's like, now, Jesus, my lord, this has been
a wonderful dream. Now before I wake what is what? What do you
want me to do. What is my purpose? Lord? What is my
my task for this world? Hey? Man? And then I turned back
into Anthony. Oh I'm back. Okay, dude, I don't know.
Hey, Jesus, Hi, how you been? Man? Hey, what
happened? Soon? All right, Antonio, I have no idea who you're
talking about right now? What the fuck? Also? Is that the guy
that replaced me this time? Okay? Well, he's the Anthony when you
come back this time, this is now the time that you will love that
you've just repeated the same day when you went back. Yep. But I'm
like, all right back here again. At least that worked. Okay,
I'm not stuck in a time loop. I mean maybe I might be.
I don't know how this ship works. You're in the middle of a doblin
party. I don't know what's going on here. It was like the night
before we're going to go sign a peace treaty. Oh party, everything went
great? Okay, apparently I don't know what happened. I hope whoever replaced
me was able to help out. At least. Yes, the man that
replaced you, Jesus sheds a single tear. He was he really helped.
He helped us. That's fantastic. Anyway, where's the shark at I don't
want to have a drink with him? He's uh, he's not the shark
anymore. Oh did he do another name change? Okay, no, no,
no, you could say, you know, spread around at this point,
you could say that he's no, he's no longer hiding his true self.
Man. Oh he came out. Oh that's so, you know,
like in my time, it's maybe in the time he's from. It was
more like frowned upon or whatever. I'm so happy for him, you know,
he's just Wilhelm. Now, oh you mean the name Okay, all
right, yeah, I mean like I was always a little weird why his
name was the shark? But okay, okay, okay, Norman. I
do want to say, during the party, Button is going to come up
to you. What's your party? Probably after you had your conversation with the
shark, and he goes Norman. Norman Norman now hammered was like tipsy at
least a little bit. Hey, Norman the Great Wizard, you did amazing
things at that last battle. Do you mind if I sit down next to
you? Of course, of course it was a good battle. But unfortunately
we lost in dragon. That is unfortunate, I guess. But Norman,
I have something very personal that I want to ask of you. I alluded
to this beforehand, before the fight, but I really want to be genuine.
I mean, feel free. You can ask me anything. Dude.
You are the best wizard I have ever seen, the most powerful sorcerer.
And Norman blushes a little bit off. Thank you, and would I would?
I would love to learn more from you, be by your side for
longer, perhaps, learn more about you. Yes, I've already talked to
my father about this and he's he's given me permission to leave the forest,
which is unprecedented. So please, he puts a hand over towards you.
Will you will you let me come with you? No one starts panicking.
You know what I haven't. I have an idea. We need to go
on a mission very close by. Why don't you take along for for one
mission and we'll see how it goes. We'll see if it works to prove
myself. Yeah, we'll see how you do. I will now do anything
and no, I never mind, never mind. Uh, this is this
crazy romantic tension like this is unprecedented. Come on, yeh, I'll see
you around the party perhaps, thank you, and he goes off. No,
I'm just like, I wonder why he was acting so weird. I'd
love it if Norman really went so sigma like Mayo. He just completely goes
the opposite direction. Anyway, anything else that you guys want to do before
the night is I'm gonna go sit down wherever's the shark is or will Helm
or whatever he's calling himself now Willhelm Shock. Yeah, you a music?
Hello, dope. So it just cuts over and I'm in the middle of
like okay. And then when I went back to the future, it was
the same day over again, so I had to marry my wife again,
which was nice. But now if I go back another time, is it
going to be somebody else? I just don't know. Man, Wait,
are you sure you're going back to the real world or is it like a
mirror world? I don't even know what's real anymore. I don't even know
are you real? Probably not. I've now come to conclude, Oh no,
man, now you're mainly I just am starting to think that, like,
okay, hear me out, We're dead. This is hell? Oh
shit. Back to the best day in your life to be reminded how good
things could be before being sent back to a place where I just had to
jump off a building with a guy. Can you roll something to see if
I believe this I'm telling the truth. I can't. I can't believe that
Shark believes this. I mean deception. I don't know what I'm supposed to
this. This seems from from like Wilhelm's perspective, believable. I mean,
honestly, think about it, like there's time travel and extra dimensional travel involved.
Anthony's from the future, but he doesn't know any of this ship.
It's like this might be hell for all. He's concerned. All right,
you know, I mean I got in hell, right, I mean,
do you have a persuasion role? I'll do charisma, Yeah, charisma.
This is the this is the most fun I've ever had, I've ever been.
Actually, I don't think thirty would be enough to persuade Anthony. Now.
I'll do it an insight just to see if I'm really dumb here.
But like, okay, okay, I don't. I don't think this is
hell. I think it's just too real. I mean, maybe we're all
brains and jars, like as de Cartes said, you know, I only
know that I am that I am or something. I don't know. I'm
not a philosophy major. But like I know that i'm here, I'm real.
So did you know someone's name is Dick Hart. I don't know what
is real now, Like I said, I went to school to be a
firefighter. I didn't go to school to be philosophizing or whatever like that.
You know that's one of my ancestors who was a philosopher. Yeah, I
think that is very honorable. But I think we'll be all right, and
I'll just find out if I go back again, I'll see what happens.
Like a groundhog day situation test, where you try to impact the day in
a significant way and see if any goes of that impact remain the next time
you come. When next time you go back, break your life wife's leg
and then if the next time she seems a little more hesitant, you can
be like, oh, maybe there's some like okay, maybe I I the
breaking my wife's legs going a little bit too far. Maybe I go back
in time and just like I don't know, do something small or insignificant and
see if affects the world and then the next time comes back. Let's start
small. Let's not start by leg very important. Here are you telling me?
Every time you go back, you get to get you get laid,
and then you get the same day, amazing day, over and over again.
This bullshit. Maybe we are in Hell's here's my thing. Is it
more likely that our entire reality's timeline is being rewound so that you can relive
the same day, or that you're hopping into different realities, which one seems
more likely. I like the different reality one. I also was thinking it
might be possible that I'm a character played by some nerd in basement and there's
some British guide It's like dming this entire situation right now. I don't really
know, but I don't know what actual tension between them. Yeah, yeah,
there's a lot I don't know. Bro. That sounds like hell oh
man, I already explained this to you guys, wet it happened, We
got right, But that I looked up that word when I went back because
I'm not really that big into anime, so I know what means. Uh.
And and by the way, there's this new anime out like I would
love to marry a Crab Princess. I don't know, so i'd watch that.
Yeah, it's in the future, so it's future anime. Oh god,
Okay, all right, so that's that's that. Yeah, that's our
existential questions for the evening. But real speaking like, this is this is
this is the happiest I've ever been. Guys. I love you guys very
very much. I love you guys too. I'm having a lot of fun
even if this isn't even real. Can we bring it in for like a
group hug? Yeah, I hope none of us die. I hope with
this all. I hope you guys are all real. I just hope they're
not a figment of my imagination right now. Alright, you guys are a
big group hug. We have a big group hug in the middle of the
party. Yeah, it's sort of fade to black into the morning. You
guys will get to have your long rest, which is great. Yeah,
big ups the long rest. And then we hit level ten. No,
not yet. Uh we killed a drag or Anthony to do anything, so
yet the women was not the strongest enemy in that final Women's would Yeah,
yeah, I'm sure. I'm pretty sure. A Chief Chronicle and Boudica both
was stronger than the women. But yeah, you guys all have your long
rest and the morning comes. Button is already brightened up, like up early,
like crack of dawn. He's got all of his his equipment on,
and he's super ready to prove that he's useful, to prove his worth as
a night Whoh, you look pretty cool man, you think so? Yeah?
Oh yeah, guys, I told Budden he could take along for this,
just for this mission. Requested to be taught the ways of magic by
the great Norman here and uh, and this is my first trial to prove
that I am worthy to tag along. You can, He don't. He
doesn't know what that is, but you can try. I'll teach him.
Oh what is this? It's just like a you know, like a handshake.
It shows that you're one of the boys. I love being one of
the boys. We mushlings, don't We don't really have a gender. We're
just all the same. Wait, so how do you I shouldn't ask,
but how do you make more? Does it involve spores? You are a
mushroom? He like blushes a lot. That's a sensitive subject, you know,
I don't Well, I'm sorry. Maybe this is inappropriate. How old
are you? I win? Okay, bye bye bye? By Vestorian age
a stroke trying to figure it out, by Vestorian age or by mushling age.
I'm an I'm an adultlescent in mushroom mushling age we don't keep track of,
like in terms of actual years, but by historian age, that would
probably put me in my like nineteen twenty. Okay, all right, how
how old do you have to be to be like the giant mushlings? Like,
how long does that take? Like thousands of years? Or oh gosh,
my my father, Lord Fung, I think he is about a hundred
oh okay, all right, all right, all right, I get it.
But the king he's yeah, the king six hundred okay, all right,
that's a lot of Wow, that's a big mushroom. Yeah, well,
good to know. All right, the monk Tower was in the mushroom
place, wasn't it It is? It isn't It's in Noblin territory. It's
the whole thing I was. I couldn't remember. I knew it was in
Noblin territory. Yeah. By the way, good luck, good job guys
for fixing all that problem. Now we could just go straight to the tower.
That was great. Yeah, you're welcome. I hope, I hope
my standing could have helped you. I was just fiddling with the necklace last
night and I popped out. I didn't even know I could. I'm gonna
be honest. He was a lot more helpful than I I was expecting.
We see more or less helpful than the robot lawyer more and Trom was just
a good time, you know. Yeah, Okay, Well, we'll see
if there's any wacky characters from my past that might show up at some point.
Hey, nothing like the real thing, true, Thanks man. I
hug Cody. I bring him here for up. Yeah, hugging again?
Hell yeah? Is this another one I've been allowed to join in with the
am I allowed to join in with the hugging? Why not get guys?
Yeah? Yeah, Norman hugs button and I mean butter, just like,
Oh my god, I can't believe human contact. It's so warm and so
nice. All right, let's break it away. It is deadly the happiest
episode of we've had in a while. Love Him is coming to the tower
with us. Okay, So, so I assume you've communicated this desire to
Cronkle during the party, et cetera. Right, and Kronkle has to lead
the way. He knows where it is. And Jesus, obviously because he's
the monk and he's the monk to be that we we we arrived in the
forest with a pretty small entourage. Yes, yes, Jesus, Oh yeah,
where's a small at He wants to come, do you? He's asleep
at the moment. Wake up sleep and he's like you try and wake him
up. He's like smart, Come on, we're going on an adventure,
buddy. Come on, is that you clack? Listen? I had enough
zug zug for the Knight. Hey man, I can make you a really
cool electric knife. Hey what hey it's you again? Hey man? Yeah,
what do you want my jumps down? Come on, We're gonna go
off into the woods that have a magical adventure and find a tower. We
could use your help. Well what the fuck, dude? Man? I
thought I let it be done after the wars over, Who are we fighting?
No, we're not fighting anybody. Well, there might be some threats,
but I know you got you could take it. I respect you,
smug, respect you. I mean I would feel better if you were there
because I care about you, and I hug him, all right. Do
a persuasion role for this, all right, It's just like a straight It's
that helps. Yeah, you are relying on me. I care about you.
Somebody else happiness just by being here and around you do. And you
won't make me a new knife as well? I will make you an awesome
knife. Do you want to spit fire electricity? Let me know I can
make it happen. You know what. After looking at sir button, I'd
like mine to do electricity too. All right. I take his knife and
I do my artificer bullshit, and I have a I give him a taser
knife. How many I wonder if it's someone someone who who's been watching a
lot of these can can probably leave in the comments of the YouTube video.
How many characters that are relatively useless have we dragged along with us almost against
their will? Because it's like small that's everyday campaign really But like MG,
I mean, he has a taser knife. That thing might work, all
right. You're just using him as to like test your experimental new gadgets,
I mean kind of. But Anthony does genuinely care about him. He's just
like he's a cool dude, all right, Like, yeah, remember that
one archaeologist that died and he had to come back. I remember her name,
Serena. Serena Bonds law. They didn't need to come with us,
but they came along and they both died. Warrior to July. He's currently
studying law in the capital, that's right, Yeah, not being useful because
we just got we got a lawyer from the future instead. Actually, he's
not studying law in the capital. Sorry, he's with other Worldly Brewery b
Like he's with the the strike team he's doing Yeah. Yeah, they're off
doing their own thing. Yeah. Whole job is just to give Snow,
like be a competitor to Snow and bother her a bit. Hike kayla,
okay, yeah, okay, So you convin Smog he comes with you.
Another team, you guys ventured deeper into the forest. If you're in the
territory, right, you're going to interject. Somebody in chat named Little Feather
is one of the useless characters. You know, my wife's ma'am out your
goddamn. She's one of the bosses. If I remember. Also, she's
one of the few characters that asked to come right like, yeah, she
was not because she wanted to see the world. I just told him I
respected him, and he's coming with us. Now mm hmmm, we could
ban them. I'm just putting wis ban Them's get this guy, okay,
and you know what, Smog's gonna create a boss too. He's gonna kill
whatever boss is gonna be. Are you taking Smoke out of Nabopolis. We're
going to We're going to the tower with them. That's so, that's what
the persuasion. I was sure you would. That's fine if we continued after
that. So you guys, you go deeper into the mushroom forest sort of
in the territory, and you eventually reach this clearing like this cave, and
King Crunkle leads you into the cave and deep inside the cave there there is
a clearing space with mushrooms glowing out of the walls, et cetera. And
in the center there is the holy shrine with the Monk simple built on top
of it engraved into it, and Crunkle points, he goes, that's it.
I don't know what you guys want with it, but I'm going to
go back to my I'm going to go back home now goodbye. All right,
my chronicle. You have a good one, man, appreciate it.
Good luck with everything that you do, right, all right, Jesus,
I mean I guess that's that's it's all your man. Hey, man,
what am I supposed to do here? Your necklace is like a key,
Yeah, and it matches right now. Listen, Jesus, what's gonna happen
is when you touch that thing, you're gonna speak to one of these fake
gods. Okay, you're gonna be able to see them and speak to them.
Ignore everything that they say. They're liars. We we need to get
rid of them so we can get back to the real world, the Holy
land. Right. So you're literally saying, trust me over God. Yeah,
Jesus is the real God obviously, Well you're not me. Hey,
just don't listen to whatever they say. They're gonna try and trick you.
Okay, that's all I wanted to tell you. Hey, here's an idea
too, just from the other ones that we've fought against. Uh, maybe
we should hide and if a big angry thing comes out of this, maybe
we can get some opportunity to attack it from an angle. Yeah, we
sort of look around it doesn't look like there's a lot of places to hide
smog. You could hide somewhere, right, you're trying, I can I
can hide, all right, all right? Good? Just And I also
don't want to make sure you don't die because you hear yeah, but his
voice from down the cave go, guys, are the caves sealed up?
Oh shit? Well we kind of should have expected. That's some weird writing
on this wall. I can't understand it, Norman, you go read it.
I guess I could. But also, Button does a good chance.
We're about to play to God. I actually told you that before you came.
You're ready for it. I believe I had him on the pat him
on the back. This is a test. It's a test right here.
Let's let's just do this. I mean, Jesus has already walking towards the
thing. Okay, do we want to check the text? I think we
should assess everything before we Yeah, I'm gonna walk over and take a look.
Okay, Okay, you will up to it. And when you look
at the will it's not a text that you recognize unless you have some sort
of spell and lets you recognize it. But is Button coming with you?
It's if he chose to follow. I think he would. Yeah, I
don't think I have anything to read this. I mean, button comes up
behind you and he goes, ah, this is just this is just mushling
language. What does it say? I think my people must have built these
caves a long time ago, it says, he starts, he starts to
look at it. It says past the trials and you may leave. Pretty
simple, right, I assume the trials is whatever? Where about to try
against? This is pretty typical, makes sense. Let's go. Yeah we
were okay, oh great, cut this out. But literally we're just graded
with three hundred people. Welcome it. Just we we have an episode three
of Dungeons and Dragons. You guys are gonna ship that's happening right now.
But appreciate the raid. Norman wanted to have sex with a snake lady.
Recap a snake lady. Yeah, true. I can actually do a real
quick summary. Okay, so that's pretty much it. Yeah. I mean
honestly, if you cut out all of our bullship, there's probably like ten
episodes of contest really, I mean like one yeah, yeah, dude,
I would I would pay to have all of that thing. Like a ten
minute video sum arriving what we think happened? So bad I would be forgetting
so many story arcs. Probably, Yeah, I remember killing William Shakespeare.
You did it? Did happen? Yeah? Okay, then you use this
body of the weapon. Just yes, that still haunts me. I feel
bad about that, as you should. I killed that guy, and horps
is a weapon. I feel sorry about that. I'm just gonna say,
for a bard, for a bard, he makes a pretty good weapon.
Okay, you approach this thing, mhm, he places your necklace upon it.
Sorry you, Jesus, I'm talking to Jesus here. Jesus walks forwards.
He places his necklace upon the stone, and it glows and there's a
flash, and then all of a sudden, Jesus is sort of bloodied on
the ground. But that happens behind the the holy site. This smoke emerges,
and from the smoke appears this giant monkey man with four ours with a
bamboo. Yeah. We just like sod Wukong, but a little bit different,
okay. And he's got four floating orbs next to him, one of
earth, one of fire, one of ice, and one of air and
calm tones. I have been warned about you. I have been told that
you would come. My colleagues have failed, but I will not. And
he pushes his hands forwards and the balls start flying and bouncing off the walls.
And I just need a sort of a dexterity saving through sex. Sorry,
no initiative role from everybody. Also clarifying the balls of energy, are
they like literally like a chunk of rock for Earth or is it like an
energy ball that's like green or something. It's like it's like Earth the energy
ball. So it is like, okay, it's sort of like almost like
Avatar the Last Airbender. That's what I was thinking. It was like,
okay, okay, gotcha went out for those in stream who can't see the
battle map. But it is literally just Sun Wu Kong from the rustyge Wrap
Thumb. Now, yeah, well here's here's what's fun. Is that there
is no copyright on Sun Wukong. Yeah he can be you can just you
could just put him in. Yeah, here is it's sunk in public domain,
Sun will So here we go. The barred towers, doors open,
and out from the midsteps steamboat Willie Mouse. He says his words. He
fires out the four different elemental balls like the Avatar, and the battle begins.
Norman, you're there. Actually, Busting will probably be next to you.
Norman, you're up all right, Budden, that's the number one as
a mage. This is what not to do, okay, And he walks
forward towards Sun mu kom. Oh no, what are you doing? Standing
right in front of Sun Mukong? And then I cast Okay, his name
isn't his name is Key, it's just Key. I'm gonna say that now.
My name is Key. It's his name is his name Ke because he's
a monk. So he's a monkey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's a monkey. Yeah, I get it. His name is Key,
it's not. But you walk towards Key. This definitely gives that jojo
energy of like, yep, he's just like, oh, you're approaching me
anyway. Yeah, Le's number one. This is what not to do.
And I walked right in front of Key and I cast another new spell.
Oh fire shield, Oh what does that do? And when I when I
as I walked forward him, standing right in front of him of nowhere,
my body starts glowing like a fiery red I get shredded, shedding bright light
in a ten foot radius great. You can see now, guys, we
can now see it. Yeah, epic. And I'm gonna use psyche.
Either choose like a warm shield or a chill shield. I'm gonna do the
warm shield. Yeah, and it grants me resistance to fire damage, I
believe great. And if he attacks me with a Melei weapon, he had
to do two D eight. Oh he takes two D eight damage. Oh
my gosh, that's incredible. Okay, that's perfect. So you got this
flaming aura around you, and I assume that's your turn. You just let
yourself up. It is now the let action. This is how this is
going to work. The bulls bounce out and they get they bounce off the
walls, but they bounce off the walls in a random direction, which will
be determined by a D three roll. So I'm just gonna do it three
D three rolls for each of these bulls. And if you are hit by
one of these balls, you just take the damage. If you're in the
path, you take the damage. No saving throws, know anything. I
can't use absorbed elements. I guess you could use asorb elements because I'm literally
absorbing an element. So let me. Let me do these these ones?
Okay, so the firstly the earth ball flies down, it's not hitting anybody.
Secondly, a fireball it also flies across and it's not hitting anybody,
so you see them whizzing across. Thirdly, the the ice ball gets a
one, which also means it flies up and doesn't hit anybody. These bars
aren't really doing much of anything. And then thirdly the the air ball flies
behind you guys, but also doesn't hit anybody, not a thread at the
moment off the wall. They haven't really anybody, but yeah, you see
them whizzing past, and they do do a considerable damage that they do make
contact smog. Gonna walk, buddy, let's do it. Walks forwards next
to Norman. He's got his lightning dagger. Now, I was picturing it
like this like that just shocking grass cantrip. But you do whatever you want.
Well, what is how much doam is the struck grass countrip? Do?
I've just had that as the damage? Uh yeah, shocking grasp.
I mean like the main reason I wanted that is because it get hits then
it can't use reactions, and that's I thought that would be useful to have.
Oh I see I see. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's like a
tas. There's somebody will probably say, I don't know what the thing is
for shocking grasp is he doesn't hit anyway, so he tries to go up.
He tries and key. He just manages the dodge out of the way
like an is going to get flattened. You got this smog. I believe
in you. Jesus is gonna also run up. Actually, Jesus would have
already started next to him. Sorry, and he's on half health. Jesus
looks up, he's bloodied, and he's like, I will become stronger than
you. Man. I hate monkeys. Fun fact. Put it in the
it put it in the wiki. Jesus hates monkeys. Is this like an
evolution thing? Yeah, a specifically he doesn't just hold on now second.
Oh yeah. The funniest part to me is mussage, I thought that's the
joke you were making all that he said he likes monkeys. I was just
I thought it'd be funny that he radomly hated a type of animal. No,
he just hates. He hates the theory of evolution and therefore hates,
you know, monkeys, and he critically hits. He hits all of his
shots, which is incredible. Oh my god, what the hell that's a
lot of damage. Thirty six damage. Just a fucking he screams as he
starts pounding into key. Oh Jesus, yeah, Oh my gosh, it's
all these NPCs A So sorry, sir, Button is gonna come up next
to Norman. He sees you with a flame shield around him. He just
told you not to walk forward. No, but but this is what he
said, right, he said, Oh sorry, could you repeat one?
This is what you don't do as a mage. That normal. This is
what you don't do as a mage. Oh okay, I thought it was
something you take up. Don't take a head to head fight with someone stronger
than you. Oh okay, okay, okay, understandable. Right. He
only has Melay attacks at the moment. They are magical, they are They're
like Melay magic attacks. So he says, Norman, I moved to your
command. What shall I do? Me by my side? Let's uh,
let's assert our dominance and strike first. Ha ha, we shall He walks
up next to Norman. It's great to stand side by side with you,
and he strikes twice with his lightning blade and they don't hit. Oh.
Key effortlessly dodges out of the way of them. And now it is Key's
turn, and I think we'll do keys turn will end on Key's turn,
and Key says, you have a lot to learn, all of you.
He puts his hands together. He starts like doing hand signs like it's narrato,
and then he puts two fingers up to his mouth and he blows out
a wave of fire. That's Christ that spreads out. It is actually going
to hit everybody. Everybody has to do dexterity saving through Luckily, Norman,
you are resistant, so you're gonna take half damage or whatever damage this ends
up being. But I need every single person in this room to make a
dexterity saving Now before we get to that, I have flash of genius.
Yes, what does this do for one character? For me or another creature?
They get it. I can add my intelligence mod to their saving throw.
Does it say ability check? When you know here it is? Uh?
Oh? Yes, said saving throw perfect? Yes, okay, now,
and I'm using this on Smock you know, honestly, that's that's good.
So you can add his int modify to that throw for everybody, and
then we will do the damage. Good for button. Good for button gets
that plus Oh my gosh, he gets a plus four, so he has
eight. Oh no, all right, let's do Jesus. It's not like
good for small. I'll be honest. Jesus is gonna succeed. Can I
have a dexterity check from everybody else? So Daniel Green failed, Anthony and
Anthony, I need Norman dexterity saving throw and okay, you succeed. I
away you dismanded slon. So okay, everyone's gonna take half damage. Actually,
Norman, you're gonna take quarter damage from this. Everybody else takes half
damage from this, except for the shark and smog. Wait is this fire?
Smog dies immediately? That is max. That is double his hit point
maximum. He does the nu he fires off the flame wave. It spreads
out, the flames, brushing past everybody. Smog. He he he hears
your flacin genius. He tries to protect himself with the dagger. I know
it was never a fighter, and his entire body incinerates up into ash.
No smog, please God, And yeah, that's double his hip point maximum.
So he is dead. The mushroom guy. He's never been a fighter,
and you brought him here. I didn't bring them. I persuaded everyone
else, gonna take half that damage versus twenty twenty six twenty six to everybody
else, Norman, you take even half of that thirteen. I took fifty
three damage there exactly having my health and as smugs ashes lay on the ground.
This is where we'll do. To be continued, Okay, okay,
oh no, here it is here is I have resist armors, so okay,
I have resistance to a specific type of damage. I picked fire because
I'm a firefighter, So I take you take half of that. I take
a quarter. And then I have absorb elements, which allows me to capture
some of the incoming energy as well. So I have a homeowner's meeting I
actually have to make. Oh so we finished. To be continued, he
continued, goodbye. I take fourteen damage. Then