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Okay. In word with you,
you guys like a Saint Anger from Metallica.

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That's Saint Inward from Metallica. ID
you saw Italica? I saw Itallica

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want a Grammy? That confused me? Oh yeah, yeah, they have

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a song. Well, they dropped
an album last beer called seventy two semens

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and uh no they didn't. Had
had a couple of good No, no

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they did it. Look it up. It's seventy two. I don't know

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what you're talking about seasons, So
that doesn't even make sense. Why would

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it be seasons and not semens.
There aren't seventy two seasons, dumbass,

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No, but seventy two seasons.
It is like a commation of a B

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to years. You know, I'm
just saying a year. I'm just saying

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there are definitely at minimum seventy two
seamons. Yeah, I mean like there's

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in total, like in total period, I have about seventy two seasons left

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in you mattere how low that's you
know, how low of account that is,

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dude? That is fucking crazy.
What I'm like, what I actually

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like about this is uh because the
actual count is the sperm, right,

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the semen is the fluid. So
what I actually like about these seventy seventy

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more nuts period, bro, just
the complete lack of understanding is really what

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makes it's what makes it work.
Yeah, let me, they're just gonna

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start coming straight, little fucking sperms
with no goola wait, hold on,

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hold on, hold on, we're
getting all out. We're getting off track.

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So they they released now and they
want to they want a Grammy for

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it, so do the So the
Grammys pretty much when it comes to like

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rock and metal for the most part, for the most part, because Paramore's

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new album did win Best Rock Album
sol like that was pretty cool. But

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usually when it comes to metal in
particular, they just don't give a shit

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about metal at all. So they'll
give it to the oldest like band.

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It'll be like, oh fucking uh, Motorhead released one fucking single, Give

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it to them. Oh fucking oh, who who made an album though?

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Osborn? Give it to him.
And it's like, isn't it it's because

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not truthfully, but it's a dead
it's a dead genre in most of the

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public's eyes. It's well, it's
I would say, it's not really a

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dead genre, but like in the
vast well it's just not it's just not

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taken seriously. It's just like it's
just like it's just not taken seriously.

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That's all it is, because like, uh, it's always been like that.

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It's just not taken seriously. There's
you know, and even in the

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movie genre, when you go to
the Oscars, there's certain things that just

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won't be taken seriously. Even it
doesn't matter how many people like get or

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think it deserves something. It's all
about the certain groups of people that are

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voting. So they gave it a
Metallica, which is fine. It's not

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a bad album. It actually really
well when it comes to long story short,

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the only redeeming thing about that album
is James Hetfield's vocals. He sounds

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phenomenal for like being ancient, you
know. But everything else is fucking mid

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city. And I think that's kind
of music in general right now. Because

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you can talk about Taylor Swift and
I tried, I mean yesterday, I

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legitimately tried. I went through her
catalog and I was trying to My challenge

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was I want to find a Taylor
Swift song I could cover something that would

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inspire me. Couldn't do it,
And I'm not even trying to hate,

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but at this point I just sound
like a hater because I just think all

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all of her music is mid.
There isn't anything that like gives me chills

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or makes me really want to like
yeah, yeah, it's I'm gonna give

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you chills. Definitely just give me
like someone of it and demographic never be

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it. Man, Sorry, I
know I'm not them, but I'm also

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like, say, I'm not the
demographic of what's it, what's her name?

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Mom? The the sad bitch,
Billy Eilish, Billy Eilish, Like

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that's yeah, that's not my demographic
either. But she has like two or

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three songs that I'm like, well, I cover two of them, like

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I think she has some ship that
you know, and I just I just

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don't get the I don't get it. I I legitimately don't get it.

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That's just all it is. I'm
just old, I guess for Taylor in

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particular, well, first of all, I hate how much America Live,

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sir. It's gotten to the point
now where it's obnoxious, Like I can't

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turn on anything without seeing her on
it, Like it's it's bad now.

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It's to the point where, like
it was she's in first, she's encouraging

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in football. This is the place
she's just gonna be for a while.

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She's dating a guy that's one of
the most popular for players currently on the

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planet. I'm gonna see her there, but it's like everywhere now, Like

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it's like I can't not see her, and even on YouTube even though I

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don't even look her up. She's
just encouraging on me. This is interesting.

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Yeah, yeah, so it's pretty
It's pretty annoying when a musician you

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don't care for it just kind of
shows up everywhere. Huh. I don't

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get that hurt. I don't hate
her, I don't. I don't think

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is that you had the dragon.
I think I think they're more listenable than

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she is. I disagree entirely.
Actually, I disagree with you. But

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I've definitely heard tailor shift songs that
are better than imagine Dragon songs like by

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a Lot and vice versa. For
me. Yeah, now, I's an

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interesting This is a pretty good conversation
because I'm not sure exactly how I feel

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about that, because I really do
think most of imagined Dragon stuff is annoying.

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But I feel like the chorus of
What's the one that we covered Oh

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my god, what's radioactive? Radioactive? Because radiations? The chorus hit No

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just actually the chorus to me at
least, sounds like something. It sounds

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like what I would call someone who
understands how to write music. I guess

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as far as that chorus goes.
I have the problem with Taylor Swift that

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every time, And I really I
spent like an hour just skimming through her

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stuff. And there was on that
new one, that one that's all kind

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of like has eighties vibes and it's
all chew gaysy and shit, there was

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one fuck, I can't even remember
what was called, but there was one

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thing on there that I'm like,
I could maybe turn this into something.

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It's like the I don't funk,
I'm not gonna remember what it's called.

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Doesn't matter, yea. I just
I'm trying. I'm I have an open

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mind. But I will say I
don't have an open mind for imagine dragons.

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I will say that I'm not going
through the thing. I won't go

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through the dog the thing. To
me, well, there therein lies your

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answer right there. To be quite
frank, that's a good point. That

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is a very good point. I
think, no man and like I I

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don't like, I don't think Taylor
Swift can write uh lyrics worth of damn

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really, but now I can't imagine
dragon, so it's that's beside the point.

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But like, I don't know,
like I can look at the chord

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progression of like anti Hero and be
like, that's a that's a good chord

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progression. I like that, or
or that's you know what I mean.

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The the verse I actually like the
My problem is the chorus in that song.

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It complete the course is the hook
right? The hook is supposed to

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do what it's called right, It's
suposed to hook you in. The hook

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sucks my dick on that song compared
to the verse, which is a really

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big problem with writing in my opinion, because the verse it's like don dun

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da dunda. I'm like, I
like that, but then I say you

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yeah, and I'm agree, Bush
is fucking horrible. I don't think the

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chord press is good. I think
it's not a bad song. I think

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that's because chord progression is quite frankly, but like continue, I'm not going

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to engage, and I do like
the little classically trained musician grandmother. I

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don't know what a cor progression is, oh, you're raised by a classic.

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Oh my god, I was raised
by a fucking veteran, So I

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guess I could kill you with my
thumbs like you probably the same way.

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You probably have heard about killing more
than I have into a rage by a

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fucking killer. You know I haven't. That's how that works. I heard

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about my whole life because my grandma
loves piano. I hate it. She

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tried to teach me and I was
like, I can't. You're a bad

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teacher. But I've heard about it
my whole life. I know what chords

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progressing. Are you a bad student? I don't think probably, but she's

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definitely not a good teacher though,
so insane she's like, oh do this.

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I want to cut you guys off
real quick before I want to continue

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this. But I do want to
give some flowers to Kingston. Congratulations for

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finally getting your curtains. You look
good, the sun's not blinding you,

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your you're, you're, you're.
I'm gonna, well open them next time.

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I'm opening them next time about the
fucking sun right in and be yeah,

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yeah, that's yeah, that's so
I'm gonna. I'm gonna, I'm

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gonna I'm gonna fan dangle my brightness
so well, I'm gonna look white like

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in features too. Yeah, that's
that's real good. I mean, yeah,

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you can. You can do that
without opening the blinds or whatever you

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have. You just got regular right, Like the son's got to help me

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out with that to make me look
like a white person, not just white

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skin, like, trying to look
like Taylor Swift, like you just want

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like you act like she's all I
want to be her. I'm looking like

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Ryan Reynolds. I'm trying to have
like blonde hair. Do you mean Ryan

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Gossling Reynolds, he's a white man
too, right, you don't have no

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blond hair blonde hair, right,
I have blonde hair. That's the case.

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Is although Kingston is uh kings color
like I'm not that is very trick.

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I'm not gonna die on that hill. But like, yeah, I

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thought he had blonde hair. I
can be wrong. Are you sure you're

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just not thinking of Roan Gosling?
No, I know the difference between.

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I know Gossling definitely has blonde hair, but I thought Ryan Reynolds had blonde

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hair as well. Do you think
I have blonde hair? Well? No,

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but like I don't. I don't
know. But hair isn't as dark.

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His hair isn't as dark as yours. Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, I

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don't know. I'm not. I'm
not. I'm gonna stop like I'm digging

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a hole. Not confidently he's got
he's got my hair. I think it's

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just dark, like dark dark.
It's yeah, I thought which I guess

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which to be fair, to be
fair brown hair is like I mean like

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when I was younger, I was, I did it, I like I

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was. They they wrote my doctors
and all that they would say like dirty

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blonde to describe me, Like that's
that's like something that like when my hair

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is shorter, when my hair is
shorter, when my hair is when my

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hair is shorter, it's it's it's
blonder. I don't know why. I

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don't know what that is. It's
like lighter. I don't know what the

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light man bouncing off your ship probably
yea. But because when you shine light,

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if you shine light through brown,
it's blondish light brown kind of.

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It's just like if its directly in
my eyes, if the sun is directly

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in my eyes, then they they're
amber, right, like you know,

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like they're just dark brown when you
just see this. But then when the

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sun smacks me in the face,
and if I take a picture and say,

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what did you just say amber said? Did you say amber? Yes?

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Like color amber, all right,
the the like the like the Actually

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I know, what would you call
it? Substance? What would I call

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that? The Yeah, I guess
substance works. But yeah, yeah amber.

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Just just look at dark brown people's
uh, people have dark brown eyes.

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In the sun, it turns amber
amber. That's that's yellow. That's

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yellow to me, I'm looking at
amber is not yellow. What the hell

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are you talking about? Like darker
than honey, Yeah, it's it's ok.

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I'm looking up, I'm looking.
I'll say this. When you look

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at the color, the color amber
and the subber probably the same color.

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Look at amber stone type and amberstone
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Oh no, it's lighter than I
thought it was. It's like it depends.

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I think it depends on the lighting. Like like say, when amber

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is in the sun, it lights
up and it gets brighter and looks less.

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But like amber is just like just
look at it. What is not

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what you're describing, honey? Essentially
that look at that look at sea.

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Let's see gonna let me put like
let The reason I brought it up is

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because I'm just like Amber. It's
like, what do you It's like people

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say I prefer a fusia or like
a vermilion, and it's like, just

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say red and just say the fucking
color. You know, you guys aren't

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Amber. It's insane. I'll show
you a picture right now. Bitch.

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Why I say that because it is
an accurate representation. You know, it's

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not. I'm not trying to be
cute. I don't do that. I'm

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not one of those people. It's
just like representation. Yeah, I don't

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know. I just think that you
are culturally ignorant to everything. Everything there

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is so wildly. You've seen like
five movies you like you He's dressing a

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free guy five times. So you've
seen one movie. You've seen one movie.

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My apology, but this is what
I'm talking about. Like, when

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you see like some brown ass ship
in the sun, I feel like Amber

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is a good representation of what that
looks like. If I'm pissing my hair

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too much, it turns brown,
That's okay, that's Drake's penis. If

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I do it too much, if
I do it once or twice as good,

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but the third fourth time I got
brown as fun hair. It's crazy.

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That's all the whites turn brown too. Congratulations, Congratulations Discovery. I

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got really dark pissed. I'm looking
at this picture by the way of the

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director sent on Pinterest of amber eyes, and uh, it's fucking brown your

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eyes are You just don't realize absolutely
color. The fact your eyes are that

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brown, is is that light colored? Is crazy, Derek, because mine

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are like fucking almost purple because also
damaged. That's purple purple eyes. Some

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people have purple. My eyes are
almost purple because of how damage they are.

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They're like, what are you fucking
what you because what are you talking

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about? I think, no,
no, no, I think I was

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born with cataracts like something similar to
that, like you would there was.

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There was there was like a plaque
build up on my eyes when I was

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born because I was born a little
early. Genius just refuses to do anything.

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He's probably damn as he stares at
the screen right now, he's just

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damaging his eyes. It's been damaged
my own life whatever, I've made it

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this far and not died. What
a fucking stupid living make warrior? What

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this guy? What? What an
emboldened hero? What a You don't live

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in a society. You don't live
in a society that requires mightiness to survive.

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I made it this far based on
having worse tools than everybody else.

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You know why, because we have
a government that doesn't let people destroy you.

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That's that's what. That's why.
That's that's the only reason. It's

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like me, like I would I
would be dead probably because these these these

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eyes are not I'm hearing. I'm
getting w's, Chris, Like, I

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hear what you're saying, but I've
factually you're getting lowercase WS is what you're

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getting. You're getting upside out.
People are packaging upside down to ms and

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and and delivering to them to us
w's you're not getting. You know how

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many people you know any people who
are fucking strong people and they died and

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train actially like that? Who's still
here? You know so many people?

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I've seen so many videos. By
the way, what is it? What

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is it? Can I ask a
question, like a legitimate question, What

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is it? And I mean this
as respectfully as possible? What is it

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with Indians and dying on trains?
I've seen so many people. I've seen

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so many on Twitter because Twitter has
become because Twitter has unfortunately just become lively

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too. India. I've seen so
many fucking videos of guys climbing trains on

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in in India, right, like
hanging off the side and getting fucking split

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in half or fucking duped by fucking
signs, electrocuted like a train. How

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do I how do I put it? Like? I feel like trains.

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I feel like trains are two Indians? What salt is the snails? At

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this point, Like it's getting fucking
ridiculous, Like it's crazy. They sell

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Indian rebell it and it's just a
fucking train. It's just, dude.

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I'm sure there are some people in
the in the audience who understand what I'm

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talking about, who probably showing it's
really fucking jarring. How many of those

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how many of those videos specifically are
from India. It's it's like the Russian

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dashcam footage, how like it's always
Russia, where like, oh, a

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satellite is falling on a barn and
this Toyota Corolla happens to find it.

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It's crazy. Is that? What's
funny is in India? Right? Often

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I see Indian videos where there are
people someone stuck on the train tracks and

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they get the edits where they go
and they punch the train away like they're

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defeating their natural enemy, like you
know, like it's the edits. Oh

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yeah, I've seen that video people
pushing away trade because I feel like trains

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are the Indians natural predator. I
have seen pator. It's crazy. Sure,

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it's very weird. But anyway,
the only Indian train thing that I

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saw was and then yeah we can
go it is they were snatching phones.

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They were on the you know what, the bridge part. They're like that

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part when it's like goes over the
bridge and they just fucking wait for people

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that are like on the sides of
the trains or whatever, people that are

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sticking there. They're outside of the
window, and they snatched people's stuff and

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apparently probably a lot of the people
that are dying are those people too,

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So it makes sense. Yeah,
that makes sense. Yeah, no,

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it's it's it's wild out there.
Anyway, I'd probably move on to a

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this. Uh so, yeah,
why it is Drake trending? Oh uh

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damn, I didn't. I wish
I would. I wish I would have

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even thought for at least ten to
twenty seconds of a something that was clever

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with what happened, but I didn't. But yeah, Drake's penises? Is

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it really him? The internet?
So I the I don't know. I

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feel like it could be because here's
the weird thing. This isn't the first

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time this was, this is the
video, this is different. But I

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remember within the last couple of years
there was a supposedly a leak of Drake's

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penis and it was fucking massive.
And this is like it almost seems like

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the Internet got amnesia. And because
a lot of people are commenting on this

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like it's never happened before. But
I feel like Drake does a lot of

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dumb ship like busting in strippers or
whatever, escorts and ship and having kids.

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That's not what happened for his kid
situation. How is that not somebody

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popped the condom on him? Like
he went to court about it and everything

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about it. Condom on him?
Literally, isn't aren't they like cool?

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And they like they're I mean's mother
that this child's mother, so he has

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some sort of so he soon literally
like mother, she snaked him. He

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sued his child's mother, are you
sure you're getting your sources? Like,

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no, cap she snaked him.
She like, he like came like six

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tests. He was like, are
you sure? This is my kid?

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And he was like, it's my
kid and he's like, well, I

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guess I got to take care of
my son now. And that's it.

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I have to I have to verify
that. I don't. I've never heard

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that before. Did you never see
the interview he did when he was on

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like that that. I know people
can lie. I definitely know that.

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Well he was, he was with
he was with him and like I think

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it was Lebron all those the niggats, Oh he did that. Oh that

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yeah, his podcast and he was
like, yeah, I had to get

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tested like six times because you know, I wasn't fucking raw dog in anyone.

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And then some bitch snigm and now
she's rich forever because that system is

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broken. That whole sism is completely
broken. Yeah, I guess I don't.

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I don't have enough time to look
into it, but I wanted to

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see. I want to try to
verify if that was true. She saved

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there's sources. What would I have
to work? Chris Brown did that?

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Chris Bounty the strippers and got one
pregnant, and I was like, you're

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so stupid, Chris Brow. What
would I put in to look that up?

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You said it was Uh, damn, I don't know. It was

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one of I can't think if I
look it up. Yeah, and make

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sure it's not from fucking World News, dude dot Geo or fucking Geo Cities

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or some bullshit, But yeah,
Drake, it looks like if you haven't

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seen the video, I mean,
it's trending on They try to get rid

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of it on Twitter, but it's
just trending as Drake video and everybody's posted

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at this point, so it's pretty
much impossible to miss. Where he's just

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laying on his bed and flapping his
wiener around like he's one of those inflatable

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tubemen, and people are deducing that
he has a large wiener because I guess

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from the how far away it is, like how it is and like it's

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in the reflection of a mirror something
like that, it must be pretty big

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because if he was just like turn
the camera in a selfie mode and had

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it directly there, it would look
like a colossal fucking salami or something,

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I guess, And so good for
him. Good for him, he's just

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winning and all and all Avenue is
the second most popular artists in the world.

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Got a big peepy Canadian. I
don't know if that's a win or

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not. But universal health care I
guess yeah, yeah, yeah, it

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is very true because I don't I
don't think the Mounties are like like stomping

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blacks with the with the with the
what moose, what do they do?

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I don't even know what they do. I've seen them in videos and think

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that, like, how are these
things bigger than some trucks? Like it's

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so big it's terrifying. Dude,
beers got on or whatever the fact there.

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I have no idea. It's just
moose. It it's literally just moose.

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It's probably mooses. Let's see,
it's just moose. I think it's

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moose with like three means moose.
It's it's it's moose first grade. First

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of all. First of all,
first of all, there are no moose.

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It's not real people bake. No, it's just not real, man

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Like, it's just like it's all
c g all that ship, Like you

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tell me a moose is real?
The funk out of here, you're kidding.

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First of all, if moose.
If moose were real, why would

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reindeer aren't real either? By the
way, Like, it's I love that

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we pretend like reindeer are real.
It's fucking insane. We have here,

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we see them. Those aren't damn
So what the fuck are you doing?

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What are you trying to? You
know what, Reindeer aren't really they're cancelo

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they're not. Okay, another that's
a fruit idiot. Let's move on.

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I'm right, he's right, he's
right. It's antelope. My apologies,

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you're right. That's was so broken, right right, my apologies. What

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it was, it was a series
of misinformation going downhill down paralyzed. I

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couldn't speak. I was like,
it was like, it's called that's not

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what it's called. I just pictured
the ball in the wild rolling and ship

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with lions, and they're fast as
fuck. You can't track him with a

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camera because they're so small and fact. Oh man, but yeah, congratulations

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to Drake. Yeah, there's another
conversation that should be had about the way

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we react to dudes getting their dicks
league versus women, because you know,

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it's always a shameful and it's fucked
up and you shouldn't look at it and

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stuff. When girl like the fappening, for example, But then when my

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boyciche he's a who's a wrestler?
He gets leave him just banging his ass

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and it's the funniest fucking thing ever. This dude's laying in a bed,

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So Ricochet is is A is a
wrestler. He's in the w W right

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now? Is Yeah? This guy's
fucking amazing. Well, no, he

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was. It was videos of himself. He was laying down the bed banging

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his own ass with his finger.
He's fucking going to town on himself,

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and we're all we all just laughed. But now say, like, uh,

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a Tony Storm, another wrestler,
she got her ship leaked. It

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was a tragedy page from w W
Tragedy that ship was. I'm sorry that

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show was legendary for what reason?
Because hold on, I gotta say this.

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I gotta say this, because this
is this is amazing. So there's

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a wrestling trio called New Day.
This three black gentlemen the w W,

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and one of them named Xavier Woods. He was texting with Page and this

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other guy named Tyler Something. He's
not the w anymore, and they were

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fucking doing threesome and sin all of
her shit got leaked and you can see

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in a very video that dude,
the Tyler dudes like hitting her from behind

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and then she fucking like hops on
Exavier and stuff, and you're like,

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yo, this is insane. And
there was a segment on the w WE

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that there's these two Samoan brothers that
are their cousins. Cousins. Yeah there,

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well they're uh yeah, they're they're
all in that same fucking family,

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but it's the sons of Rakishi,
and they did a rap battle. It

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was a freestyle and one of them
mentioned that ship and it was the wild

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because this is fucking TV for kids
essentially, and they kind of vaguely mentioned

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that sex tape and I was like, there's no way that was proved.

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There's no which actually kind of shocked
me because I thought everything has to be

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everything is so tightly scripted. But
that was a fun time on the expense

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of this girl familiated wrestling in the
early eighties and nineties, not all of

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that was scripted. No, No, I'm talking about this is movies.

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It's gone public because this is like
twenty seventeen, I'm talking. So yeah,

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this was very recent so I's one
of those things in the league.

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Recently. They got into the the
Federation recently. The twins are sort of

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recently. I was aware of them
maybe, like they've been around for a

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while. They've been around probably since
like twenty fourteen or something. They used

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to they used to be gay,
Like they used to wear these loud colors

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and shit, and they would dance
and they'd be all smiling, and then

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everyone's like, that's fucking gay,
and then they're like, all right,

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we're just gonna be our real selves, which is just Samoan hoodlums, just

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you know, the ones that say
the N word every other sentence, like

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that's really them. What confuses me
is that they look black. Rakishi is

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Rakhi black. No, he's straight
up Simoan, but you know, sort

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of black. They're just that well
they I think they just absorbed, like

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they're you know, like you ever
seen a long beach Simoan you ever you

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ever been in that area, gardens
or anything long? Okay, so if

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you in those areas, they're all
they're essentially how Puerto Ricans get the inward

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pass over in New York. It's
the same thing. It's the exact same

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thing. And it's it's kind of
it's funny to me, but at the

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same huh, So, what's this
guy's name? Which one so many guy?

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Yeah, the guy that we were
the Simoan guy. Oh, there's

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and then his sons. Yeah,
r I K I s H I.

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A Samoan guy named is blacker than
a black guy named Stuart. I'll put

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it that way, you know what
I mean, Like, you know,

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did he as No, he's still
he's still around and they're like houses,

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and he looks like a nigga,
Like I like looking at him, like

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I was like, this is a
black person. He's like I was looking

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at him as I mean maybe the
line maybe at some point down the line.

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But they're all like, they're all
very with the exception of like the

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Rocks parents usually very like let's keep
it in the Polynesian culture. You know,

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they're very weird because it's like where
the the Rocks family is like because

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his mom, the Rocks grandma was
like the leader of all that ship after

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the husband died. She was like
the main fucking like rainer of all the

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fucking like yeah, she was like
the final boss and stuff. She had

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like these metal legs and like robot
like Hitler. Yeah, oh yeah,

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wife Mary black Mary black person married
is black man American. I guess I

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don't know. I will say yeah, like there's yeah because I remember even

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remember when Chris had Okay, there
comes like sniff and his bike. My

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mics like penicillin like this is so
you know, the smell of the penicillin

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like off rip yestely you've ever had
like a maxiciling before, I'm allergic smells

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like off the at all. It's
an extremely distinctly It's an extremely distinct smell,

402
00:31:12.359 --> 00:31:15.599
like if you've ever had like an
augmenting or anything like that, like

403
00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:19.839
these antibiotics, and your pist smells
like it too. It's it's a strong,

404
00:31:21.039 --> 00:31:23.279
very distinct smell, and my mic
smells like it, and it's fucking

405
00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:26.680
distracting the ship out of me.
Not. What I do is when I

406
00:31:26.680 --> 00:31:30.359
get an infection, I drink bleach. Yeah, I get how much of

407
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:37.000
it? How much of it?
Three you need swallow swigs bron and I

408
00:31:37.079 --> 00:31:42.559
laid down for nineteen hours and I'm
to go afterward, not by choice,

409
00:31:42.640 --> 00:31:49.039
right, and my body's done working
through it. I'm back in the game.

410
00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:53.519
Yeah, the way, because do
you do do you remember when Chris

411
00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:56.799
Evans got his nudes leaked? Do
you know that too? That was that

412
00:31:56.880 --> 00:32:00.240
was all right. I don't think
I saw I think I missed it.

413
00:32:00.359 --> 00:32:04.079
I didn't. I mean I didn't
see them. But there there is like

414
00:32:04.119 --> 00:32:08.319
a there is a yeah, man, at this point, it's all it's

415
00:32:08.400 --> 00:32:14.480
it's all funny. I think at
this point it's all funny. I'm looking

416
00:32:14.880 --> 00:32:16.680
at this point, it's like,
okay, like Drake Drake's video is trending

417
00:32:16.720 --> 00:32:20.960
on Twitter, but like I'm supposed
to care when it like it happens to

418
00:32:21.039 --> 00:32:23.359
like an equivalently like rich like female
celebrity, Like no way, no chance,

419
00:32:23.480 --> 00:32:29.559
no chance in hell, it's the
days of quality are over. There's

420
00:32:29.599 --> 00:32:35.119
a weird gone degree of like of
of anti sexual sentiment when it comes to

421
00:32:35.119 --> 00:32:37.440
when we gonna understand that. But
they make money off of this, so

422
00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:40.119
like, I don't know, man, it's it's men, but not as

423
00:32:40.200 --> 00:32:45.039
much. So obviously not in the
same way. I understand what you're saying.

424
00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:46.920
I just I also just like I
cannot, I cannot. This is

425
00:32:46.960 --> 00:32:50.480
a violation of privacy in the same
exact way, so like, well,

426
00:32:50.759 --> 00:32:52.759
I'm treating it in the same I'm
treating it the same way that penis is

427
00:32:52.759 --> 00:32:58.400
getting lead funny. I think it's
all funny. I don't think there's anything

428
00:32:58.440 --> 00:33:01.079
inherently funny about is exactly funny.
But that's because I'm a man in the

429
00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:04.559
world where, like you know,
I'm part of the society we live in,

430
00:33:04.599 --> 00:33:07.519
so like it isn't as funny.
But a guy game is big leaked,

431
00:33:07.519 --> 00:33:10.079
and it's it's just it's just even
if it's like an impressive penis,

432
00:33:10.200 --> 00:33:15.680
it's still sort of silly and funny, you know, like Drake trying to

433
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:17.880
mix. Drake mixing the air with
his dick is kind of funny me.

434
00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:22.319
But that's also just because we've seen
that. That's because we've also just seen

435
00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:25.519
every woman naked at this point,
you know what I mean, you got

436
00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:30.559
like fucking you, like realistically,
like I I know what you all look

437
00:33:30.599 --> 00:33:35.240
like. Like there's there's like I
I've there's an algorithm in my head that

438
00:33:35.440 --> 00:33:38.119
understands, like I know what you
look like. And there's like so many

439
00:33:38.119 --> 00:33:44.200
celebrities where it's like oh ud oh
nude pose. It's like okay, here's

440
00:33:44.279 --> 00:33:47.880
here's here's Kanye West's girlfriend who just
doesn't wear clothes here's Miley Cyrus just not

441
00:33:47.960 --> 00:33:52.039
wearing clothes at the fucking Grammys,
and it's just like whatever, So like

442
00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:53.880
it's I don't of course, it's
not funny when women get their news league

443
00:33:53.880 --> 00:33:59.400
because we've seen them already. It's
it's it's like a reprint or a rerun.

444
00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:01.960
To me, it's all the context. It's all the context, like

445
00:34:02.039 --> 00:34:07.599
say that that page wrestler. Uh. If it was just regular, Oh

446
00:34:07.599 --> 00:34:08.760
here's my tits, there's my pussy
or whatever, I'd be like, oh

447
00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:15.000
cool, But it was it was
a whole lot of shit, which made

448
00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:19.559
it funny, like, oh,
she's fucking other wrestlers. She this guy.

449
00:34:20.079 --> 00:34:23.840
Okay, so there's the the the
they're now it's considered sister companies,

450
00:34:24.039 --> 00:34:29.519
but it's kind of the B tier
or like development brand NXT. So they

451
00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:35.599
had an NXT championship belt and she
has her face under like she she has

452
00:34:35.639 --> 00:34:38.599
her chin on top of the belt
and there's just come all over her face

453
00:34:38.639 --> 00:34:44.719
on the belt and it's so fucking
funny. It's completely disrespecting. It is.

454
00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:49.960
I laughed so hard when I saw
that because it's just completely disrespect like

455
00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:52.920
here's something that's supposed to be prestigious
in that world and has come all over

456
00:34:54.039 --> 00:35:00.519
it's fucking amazing, and so like
that context, if something is for stigious

457
00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:04.960
in any context, it has gotten
calm on it. I think, Yeah,

458
00:35:05.039 --> 00:35:07.199
I guess probably come on with Grammy
if I ever got one. Yeah,

459
00:35:07.239 --> 00:35:08.800
Like, if you got a Grammy, wouldn't come on it. You

460
00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:12.800
wouldn't cake, You wouldn't cake cake
it your Grammy, and comm you wouldn't

461
00:35:12.800 --> 00:35:15.920
cake your Emmy income. I would
right now in the in the little circle,

462
00:35:15.960 --> 00:35:22.039
like in the little hole where the
well, that's exactly well, you

463
00:35:22.079 --> 00:35:28.280
know what, you know why,
because only the people who would win these

464
00:35:28.320 --> 00:35:30.880
awards would do it. Like if
you wouldn't come on your Grammy, you're

465
00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:34.599
just not gonna get your Grammy.
You're not worth getting one. You're not

466
00:35:34.599 --> 00:35:38.480
gonna get it. You're not even
Yeah, you're not even in the ballpark.

467
00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:42.840
You're not loser, you're not a
Grammy winner, not gonna They both

468
00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:49.000
protect, they really protected. I
tried to just google it real fast and

469
00:35:49.280 --> 00:35:53.920
ice like was scrolling down, couldn't
find it, And which also tells you

470
00:35:53.960 --> 00:35:59.440
a lot that how dudes don't give
a fuck about archiving that ship. Compared

471
00:35:59.480 --> 00:36:04.880
to if like if if Sydney Sweeney's
pussy leaked right now, there would be

472
00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:09.119
like the top websites, like what's
that one that I uh we talked to

473
00:36:09.280 --> 00:36:13.119
mister skin like, it would be
there immediately, right it would probably or

474
00:36:13.119 --> 00:36:15.599
maybe not because I think that's specifically
for movies or some ship, but you

475
00:36:15.599 --> 00:36:19.800
know what I mean, there'd be. It would be immediately. I'm having

476
00:36:19.800 --> 00:36:22.880
trouble finding it, which is actually
kind of funny. That doesn't It does

477
00:36:22.920 --> 00:36:29.079
not make me happy the fact that, like if someone sent you a pussy

478
00:36:29.079 --> 00:36:30.920
pictures, it would be like,
yeah, I'd be like, oh cool,

479
00:36:34.159 --> 00:36:37.880
send me tits, don't send me
pussy pigs, Like what are you

480
00:36:37.920 --> 00:36:44.639
doing pussy pigs? Like like A, I don't. That's to me,

481
00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:47.960
that's like an insane That's like I've
eaten enough pizza, I played enough video

482
00:36:49.000 --> 00:36:52.800
games I have, Like I just
like they don't they don't, they're not.

483
00:36:53.039 --> 00:36:58.880
Maybe I'm not interested, you know
what I mean. So you're not

484
00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:05.599
interested in women's lips because men have
them, not exclusively or particularly, no,

485
00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:08.960
like I think it's nice. I
would kill I would prefer a woman.

486
00:37:09.199 --> 00:37:13.920
I would prefer a woman with lips
as opposed to a lipless woman,

487
00:37:14.320 --> 00:37:20.280
for sure. That is definitely not
the argument. It's definitely I'm saying because

488
00:37:20.320 --> 00:37:22.480
a man can have them all of
a sudden, it's uninteresting. I just

489
00:37:22.519 --> 00:37:27.679
find that like I wouldn't. I
wouldn't care to sound like you're a photo

490
00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:30.559
of it. No, I'm just
saying like I wouldn't, I wouldn't if

491
00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:34.719
I got a photo, dude,
a photo of a woman's lips. Fair

492
00:37:35.199 --> 00:37:38.320
you're telling me you're gonna be like
you're you're straw manning. You're straw manning

493
00:37:38.400 --> 00:37:44.320
again. How are you straw manning
again in like and within ten seconds.

494
00:37:44.599 --> 00:37:47.239
That's not the argument. That is
not the argument. With the argument argument,

495
00:37:47.360 --> 00:37:50.679
you're making the argument that you would
er off to a woman's lips.

496
00:37:50.719 --> 00:37:58.599
That's what you're saying. That's what
you're saying, gentleman. He's going for

497
00:37:58.639 --> 00:38:02.400
the grand slam of fucking Noah.
Like I look at hey, fair enough,

498
00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:07.480
I would just say, you're just
not as sexually active as I would

499
00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:10.760
say the average man, and or
not not horny. That's the way.

500
00:38:10.800 --> 00:38:13.840
That's what I mean, not such
a I don't know horny. You don't

501
00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:20.159
know what average man, the average
man want average bro man is fucking disgusting.

502
00:38:20.239 --> 00:38:23.800
Let's be real. Let's be real. The average fucking like guy that

503
00:38:23.880 --> 00:38:27.440
has come shooting out of his eyes
because he's so horny, he's like just

504
00:38:27.519 --> 00:38:30.440
leaking, like come out of his
ears. Shit, He's like so this

505
00:38:30.519 --> 00:38:35.360
has come dripping out of all his
orbices. He just people like that like

506
00:38:35.360 --> 00:38:37.159
when I like when because we don't, we don't meet them in everyday life.

507
00:38:37.159 --> 00:38:42.440
When like you pass somebody that's so
fucking like horny, that is just

508
00:38:42.519 --> 00:38:45.360
like, what is up? You're
like, what, It's just bro,

509
00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:50.280
we got the we got we got
the this biology that wants seeming to be

510
00:38:50.320 --> 00:38:52.239
released all the time, and it
makes these people insane because they're not to

511
00:38:52.239 --> 00:38:57.840
control it. They've never they've never
practiced self control. Where it's like,

512
00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:00.480
you know, I can be sitting
down and be like, oh I could

513
00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:04.719
bust, but I'm fine, you
know what I mean, Like like I

514
00:39:04.760 --> 00:39:08.280
could bust, like you have the
urge surfaces because you're the way your biology

515
00:39:08.360 --> 00:39:13.679
works, I can bust, but
like I'm good. I'm like, you

516
00:39:13.719 --> 00:39:15.360
know, I'm fine. I love
the idea. I love the idea of

517
00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:20.079
somebody just calmly, just calmly,
like they're they're doing a crossword puzzle,

518
00:39:20.119 --> 00:39:28.079
and they're just like I can bust
right now. I think, right now,

519
00:39:28.119 --> 00:39:30.639
I know what you mean. I
don't even like I don't think it's

520
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:35.800
no. I think what I'm saying
is like I just they're just so over

521
00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:38.679
it there. It's the it's the
thing that's everywhere. It's like I kind

522
00:39:38.679 --> 00:39:43.320
of see it all the time.
They're they're under every single tweet of mine.

523
00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:46.760
Now, yeah, it's I don't
know, like there's something about like

524
00:39:47.079 --> 00:39:50.800
it's not that I don't appreciate it. Like I can look at like a

525
00:39:50.960 --> 00:39:57.119
nice you know, a nice pair
and be like that's nice. I like

526
00:39:57.239 --> 00:40:01.599
to see this, sure, but
it's not it's not gonna excite me really

527
00:40:02.599 --> 00:40:06.800
in any real it doesn't need to. It's just an appreciation. It's literally

528
00:40:06.840 --> 00:40:10.440
like it's and then then you kind
of but the context. But the context

529
00:40:10.440 --> 00:40:14.280
and the the context that we started
this conversation was like receiving a picture,

530
00:40:14.519 --> 00:40:15.800
you know what I mean, where
it's like I appreciate a tip pic.

531
00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:21.000
I guess it's not really gonna I
don't know. I could move on to

532
00:40:21.079 --> 00:40:24.840
my day and not even that it
was crazy, crazy thing they talked about.

533
00:40:24.960 --> 00:40:28.239
So I was talking like when a
bunch of my other guy friends,

534
00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:30.440
right, and they were talking to
me about like how how often they like

535
00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:34.000
they come a week, like how
often they fucking bust another week? Right?

536
00:40:35.159 --> 00:40:37.239
I told them, I'm like,
oh, like maybe like twice three

537
00:40:37.280 --> 00:40:42.719
times a week. It's like a
good range for me. And apparently I'm

538
00:40:43.000 --> 00:40:49.360
way off the market in which way
the average guy is like once or twice

539
00:40:49.400 --> 00:40:55.639
a day. Apparently. Yeah,
really, yeah, I think especially if

540
00:40:55.679 --> 00:40:59.639
you want I mean yeah, And
also if you want to know, this

541
00:40:59.760 --> 00:41:05.800
is like real shit. If you
want to uh have a a really low

542
00:41:05.880 --> 00:41:08.360
chance or what's the word I'm looking
for, you want to help reduce the

543
00:41:08.599 --> 00:41:14.719
chances of you ever getting prostate cancer, cleaning out your pipes regularly is very

544
00:41:14.719 --> 00:41:20.199
important. But I feel every other
every other data like I feel like that's

545
00:41:20.239 --> 00:41:23.320
fine for prostate health. It's fine. No, it is. But if

546
00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:27.960
you want to increase, if you
want to drastically increase the risk, once

547
00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:30.039
a day would probably be the most
healthiest. You don't have to do it

548
00:41:30.079 --> 00:41:32.880
every day. I'm just saying it
was. I was like, you do

549
00:41:32.920 --> 00:41:36.280
it like I used to, Like, that's not even a lot. Though

550
00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:37.519
when we were younger, we were
we were addicts, so we had no

551
00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:40.639
control of who we were. But
once the day, it's not even a

552
00:41:40.639 --> 00:41:45.079
lot. I feel like that's kind
of like that's a lot of being once

553
00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:46.320
a day. Listen, do you
remember what we were talking about? Do

554
00:41:46.320 --> 00:41:49.480
you remember what we were talking There
were a couple of episodes ago where we

555
00:41:49.599 --> 00:41:52.079
where we were talking about how Kingston
is a seventy eight year old man,

556
00:41:52.079 --> 00:41:57.760
and this is one of those instances. Today once today is so normal when

557
00:41:57.800 --> 00:42:01.719
you're I was like, it's once
a day. I feel like once a

558
00:42:01.800 --> 00:42:05.039
day was the thing I would do
when I was young, like when I

559
00:42:05.119 --> 00:42:07.199
was when I was, like,
when you were young, it was once

560
00:42:07.199 --> 00:42:09.840
a day, dude, no no, no, no, no, no,

561
00:42:12.280 --> 00:42:16.679
no. I was when I was
Let's say, like so for instance,

562
00:42:16.760 --> 00:42:20.320
right when I was, when I
was like sixteen years old, right,

563
00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:23.719
I would always have like basketball and
then like whoever like honors, bullshit

564
00:42:23.800 --> 00:42:28.519
or interaction I have Right on Saturdays, I would beat my dick the whole

565
00:42:28.599 --> 00:42:30.599
day. If I was single,
that would just be my whole like afternoon.

566
00:42:31.920 --> 00:42:36.159
Like if I was like if I
was like single and I didn't have

567
00:42:36.199 --> 00:42:37.960
any girls I was talking to and
I wasn't like doing anything, I wasn't

568
00:42:38.000 --> 00:42:42.679
being forced to go to churches.
Unstupid I would. I would go from

569
00:42:42.719 --> 00:42:45.400
like nine am to twelve, me
and my dick all day, to the

570
00:42:45.400 --> 00:42:50.559
point my dick was just not responsive. And then as I got older,

571
00:42:50.760 --> 00:42:55.719
was you fucking ruined your penis?
I think I I think I probably did.

572
00:42:55.800 --> 00:43:00.119
You probably twisted into a prestel matter
or something. You talk my libidos

573
00:43:00.239 --> 00:43:04.559
shot to protect my genitals. I
think that's what happened. I think my

574
00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:07.079
libido got sucked up because it's like
you, you don't get him to not

575
00:43:07.320 --> 00:43:12.000
like this. He's gonna break us
if you're doing it that much. I

576
00:43:12.000 --> 00:43:15.880
mean ship, yeah, I mean
I never went. It's not uncommon though,

577
00:43:15.960 --> 00:43:20.559
right people. Every young person beat
that dick too much, not that

578
00:43:20.639 --> 00:43:23.760
much, not like I never not
the whole fucking day. Me would probably

579
00:43:23.800 --> 00:43:30.039
be like three times maximum, but
like three three times three times maximum maximum

580
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:32.079
when I was like young, when
I was like definitely, my dig over

581
00:43:32.280 --> 00:43:36.920
ten times within the span of three
four hours. That's really impressive. That's

582
00:43:36.960 --> 00:43:39.840
insane. It hurts too much.
Bro after a while, it's just too

583
00:43:39.880 --> 00:43:44.280
sore, Like it was not even
enjoyable. It was paid. So I

584
00:43:44.400 --> 00:43:49.360
keep doing it because I was like
that as well. This far after after

585
00:43:49.599 --> 00:43:54.199
three, I feel like I feel
like after three a day, it's like

586
00:43:54.400 --> 00:43:59.159
you're getting into territories like this is
even when you can regenerate. Still there's

587
00:43:59.199 --> 00:44:00.039
not no no no, no,
no no no, you're not miss you're

588
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:04.880
misunderstanding me. I don't think it. I don't think that plays a part

589
00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:07.800
in it at all. I think
I think even if you were like seventeen

590
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:13.079
after three in a fucking row,
in like an hour, you're it's hurt.

591
00:44:13.079 --> 00:44:17.400
It's it hurts, it's going to
hurt. That's it's it's it's pain,

592
00:44:17.440 --> 00:44:22.400
it's punished. It definitely, definitely, it definitely went from like,

593
00:44:22.360 --> 00:44:25.519
so what are you doing? What
are you doing to yourself? Numbed up?

594
00:44:25.880 --> 00:44:31.159
Then numbed up. It was just
like that's then from pins and needles

595
00:44:31.199 --> 00:44:37.599
to pain. Did you street yourself? Yeah? I think you like actually

596
00:44:37.639 --> 00:44:43.679
like you might have done the nerve
damage. You're clearly not. I actually

597
00:44:43.719 --> 00:44:47.679
know somebody one of my closest friends. Sometimes my friends gossip like fucking little

598
00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:52.119
fucking girls do, and they'll say
ship that like nobody asked, and he's

599
00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:54.519
like, oh did you know that? So and so fucking like used to

600
00:44:54.519 --> 00:44:58.599
beat his dick like nine times a
day. And I'm like, first of

601
00:44:58.599 --> 00:45:00.880
all, why the fuck would you, like, if I'm my homie that

602
00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:06.000
actually does that, why would you
tell anybody that that's not like, it's

603
00:45:06.079 --> 00:45:09.280
not a It's such a high number
that it's something that I'd want to keep

604
00:45:09.320 --> 00:45:12.519
to myself, like just being self
aware that, like, I don't want

605
00:45:12.559 --> 00:45:15.119
people to think I'm fucking crazy.
And so he told and then of course

606
00:45:15.159 --> 00:45:17.840
my friend had to tell me,
you know, the other one that learned

607
00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:21.679
about it. He had to,
And I'm like, I wish I didn't

608
00:45:21.719 --> 00:45:24.159
know that, but I do know, and now I want to laugh at

609
00:45:24.239 --> 00:45:27.800
him. But I'm not supposed to
know, right, So it's just one

610
00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:30.800
of those things. I'm not supposed
to know that this motherfucker like beats his

611
00:45:30.840 --> 00:45:34.440
dig like a monster. And I'm
talking about I think it was like adult

612
00:45:34.480 --> 00:45:37.559
shit, not even kid shit like, and I'm like, I just doing

613
00:45:37.599 --> 00:45:42.800
that, yeah, And I don't
know how. I just don't. Like

614
00:45:42.920 --> 00:45:45.599
I one time, one time,
this was years and years ago, but

615
00:45:46.039 --> 00:45:52.599
I like, I smashed this one
chick for like three hours and the shorts

616
00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:58.800
rubbing against my shit hurt, and
I'm and there was a never again scenario.

617
00:45:58.800 --> 00:46:01.960
That was a never again because it's
not like, oh, we paced

618
00:46:01.960 --> 00:46:05.760
ourselves within three hours. You know, you can space things out and you

619
00:46:05.840 --> 00:46:09.239
keep having quickis and whatnot. No, this was just like bullshit, like

620
00:46:09.480 --> 00:46:15.079
we're marathoning and that was the worst
fucking thing ever anyone ever tells you that

621
00:46:15.119 --> 00:46:20.639
shit was that. I think our
audience knows our audience aren't sex fiends.

622
00:46:20.920 --> 00:46:23.519
I don't think. I don't think
we have any like super freaking so I

623
00:46:23.519 --> 00:46:27.039
think I don't think anybody else like
that is even wants to do that.

624
00:46:27.079 --> 00:46:30.320
Anyone's listening, they probably yeah,
that sounds awful, and yeah, you're

625
00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:36.920
right. I don't know, but
uh, that's maybe you want to get

626
00:46:36.960 --> 00:46:38.360
your ship. You want to get
your eyes checked out, and you want

627
00:46:38.360 --> 00:46:42.800
to get your you want to see
urologists too, and just make sure that

628
00:46:42.840 --> 00:46:45.960
you're good. I don't know,
man, because if you don't have any

629
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:53.400
six minutes to get an erection,
bro, it's fucking fun. Fine,

630
00:46:53.760 --> 00:47:00.320
it's because of size and blood fall, bro, both of them that is

631
00:47:00.880 --> 00:47:07.559
raging there in the goodd Did you
guys know a cock ring helps you keep

632
00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:12.679
your dick hard. Yeah, that's
the whole point. I think so,

633
00:47:13.159 --> 00:47:15.559
So I didn't. So I didn't. I'm not like I don't. I'm

634
00:47:15.559 --> 00:47:19.239
not really into like sex toys and
stuff. I didn't even know. I

635
00:47:19.280 --> 00:47:22.599
actually never thought about what it was
for until my roommate a few years back

636
00:47:22.760 --> 00:47:27.800
and said like, yeah, this
ship rules, and I my mind was

637
00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:31.559
like, yeah, t I take
I take a VIAGRAA, I take a

638
00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:35.719
rhino pill. I put my cock
ring on, and then I'm good to

639
00:47:35.800 --> 00:47:39.039
go. Bro, I'm good to
fucking go. I'm sucking. They can

640
00:47:39.079 --> 00:47:43.599
see your dick pulsing from space.
Have you ever have you ever take have

641
00:47:43.599 --> 00:47:47.039
you ever taken a have ever taken
a rhino pill? One time? Yet?

642
00:47:47.480 --> 00:47:52.599
One time I thought I thought it
was I thought it was, so

643
00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:57.480
I took it. I'm not even
doing that. I thought I thought it

644
00:47:57.519 --> 00:47:59.440
was like, here's a I thought
it was. I thought it was here's

645
00:47:59.440 --> 00:48:01.199
a I know vitamin. It's gonna
make you feel like strong, like a

646
00:48:01.239 --> 00:48:07.000
rhino because it's gonna turb to the
rhino from Marvel Spider Man. Did you

647
00:48:07.039 --> 00:48:08.800
have sex at least so you just
get a fucking wild boner, but you

648
00:48:08.800 --> 00:48:13.599
can go to bed. No.
I took it at like one pm when

649
00:48:13.599 --> 00:48:15.960
I was went out for coffee and
I just had to sit there until it

650
00:48:15.000 --> 00:48:21.400
went away. Yeah, sit there
quiet, like after everybody left the table,

651
00:48:21.400 --> 00:48:23.119
you're like all right later, guys. Yeah, you remember having school

652
00:48:23.159 --> 00:48:27.519
like like it's like school when like
the the bell the bell would ring and

653
00:48:27.519 --> 00:48:30.440
then you would sit there for an
extra extra thirty seconds. No, I

654
00:48:30.440 --> 00:48:32.639
didn't do that. I didn't do
that. That was me. Yeah,

655
00:48:32.679 --> 00:48:37.960
you told me walking around boter like
a fucking you gotta be proud. You

656
00:48:38.000 --> 00:48:43.840
just gotta be proud like gremlin.
I know, kremlin in school. That's

657
00:48:43.880 --> 00:48:46.599
nothing. I know recycling, right, That's what I'm saying. I know

658
00:48:46.719 --> 00:48:51.719
recycling, but there's probably new listeners. I don't think you should be ashamed

659
00:48:51.800 --> 00:48:57.000
of. Like if women can have
the hardest nips and just act like casually,

660
00:48:57.079 --> 00:49:00.400
just have the piercing, I think, I think. I think I

661
00:49:00.440 --> 00:49:02.599
think you should rub their faces.
I think when when when women have hard

662
00:49:02.679 --> 00:49:07.719
nibbles, you should rub their faces
in them like a dog and piss like

663
00:49:07.800 --> 00:49:10.760
you look what you did, stupid? What if they have small breasts?

664
00:49:10.760 --> 00:49:17.440
How do you do it? Then
you break the neck until it works?

665
00:49:21.480 --> 00:49:28.079
Oh man, it's not enough.
Shame you know it outragees I know I

666
00:49:28.079 --> 00:49:30.440
think, I think, I think
we got to be like Europe. We

667
00:49:30.480 --> 00:49:35.519
got to be like Europe, bro
and stop fucking acting like sex is like

668
00:49:35.599 --> 00:49:38.519
the and nudity is like the craziest
ship where they they can actually have nude

669
00:49:38.519 --> 00:49:44.119
beaches and there's only like five perverts
versus half of the beach would be perverts

670
00:49:44.519 --> 00:49:46.519
if there was a new beach here. You know what I mean? Yeah,

671
00:49:46.920 --> 00:49:51.559
yeah, I know, yeah,
exactly. It's the thing. Is

672
00:49:51.559 --> 00:49:54.800
this right? It's fine. You
shouldn't walk around crowning though, that's a

673
00:49:54.840 --> 00:49:58.639
bit ridiculous. It's well, it's
rare, right, It's just one of

674
00:49:58.679 --> 00:50:01.920
those things where it's like, guys, all asleep. I have mourning wood

675
00:50:02.000 --> 00:50:07.559
after my nap. It'll go away
in about I don't know, forty seconds

676
00:50:07.639 --> 00:50:14.039
or something. It doesn't take for
you morning after naps. Yeah, yeah,

677
00:50:14.039 --> 00:50:16.880
you fall asleep in school. I
give morning with after like waking up

678
00:50:16.920 --> 00:50:22.519
from sleeping. I don't see after. Do you know why morning and I

679
00:50:22.599 --> 00:50:27.480
wake up? Man? Never need
to see someone, Yeah, you really

680
00:50:27.559 --> 00:50:32.320
do need to see someone because actually
I feel like I feel like I feel

681
00:50:32.320 --> 00:50:37.840
like I was thinking of getting relaxed, actually, like your body relaxing,

682
00:50:37.880 --> 00:50:40.760
and this naturally happening. You can
sit in an extremely comfortable chair and start

683
00:50:40.760 --> 00:50:45.679
getting sleepy, and you can fucking
start to get erected. It has nothing

684
00:50:45.679 --> 00:50:50.199
to do with sexuality, and it
has just your natual body functioning that way.

685
00:50:50.400 --> 00:50:52.760
That's why when you're sleeping, you're
not fucking. I'm not having a

686
00:50:52.840 --> 00:50:57.719
dream where I'm railing some bitch.
It just happens. It's so uh clearly,

687
00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:01.519
clearly. Yeah, I'm gonna what
you what's your what's your medical insurance

688
00:51:01.519 --> 00:51:07.800
and your ID number. I'm gonna
book a urologist for you. Dick has

689
00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:09.519
not been functional for six years,
dude, what are you doing? I'm

690
00:51:09.559 --> 00:51:15.159
like, what it fell off?
Bro? Who are you doing? Man?

691
00:51:15.639 --> 00:51:16.760
I'm gonna have to have a talk
with Lily about this. I'm anna

692
00:51:16.760 --> 00:51:22.960
interview her about your fucking dysfunction.
I don't understand. Don't understand. I'm

693
00:51:23.000 --> 00:51:29.119
not supposed to be red. What
do you I'm not supposed to be cold

694
00:51:29.199 --> 00:51:31.440
orange like the fucking mountain dew.
It's noted to be orange mountain dee.

695
00:51:32.039 --> 00:51:37.039
You're kidding me, right, It's
not supposed to fizz. It's crazy that

696
00:51:38.599 --> 00:51:43.039
to shoot come not oozing. Can
you imagine? Can you imagine? For

697
00:51:43.199 --> 00:51:46.760
real. Can you imagine for real
drinking a cup of carbonated come, it's

698
00:51:46.760 --> 00:51:52.320
a lot of seas. That's one
of one of carbonated cop One of my

699
00:51:52.400 --> 00:51:57.599
friends showed me a picture she got
sent clear cup carbonated com. The guy's

700
00:51:57.639 --> 00:52:00.760
dick was coming and had bubbles in
it. That It was like, that's

701
00:52:00.840 --> 00:52:07.239
so bad. I don't even know
how that would happen. It was bubbles

702
00:52:07.239 --> 00:52:12.000
in it. Was he coming on
the surface of Mars or the surface of

703
00:52:12.079 --> 00:52:17.079
Venus? I mean that's crazy that. Yeah, I don't I don't know

704
00:52:19.079 --> 00:52:22.679
how what's going on? All right? We gotta we gotta, we gotta

705
00:52:22.719 --> 00:52:27.119
talk to this How does he have? Why carbonate in his big is that

706
00:52:28.079 --> 00:52:30.840
maybe has too much of it in
his system? What isn't the isn't the

707
00:52:30.119 --> 00:52:34.320
the the gall bladder that makes that
ship. Maybe it just has like too

708
00:52:34.400 --> 00:52:39.800
much to trying to expel it and
it was bladder. Oh man, his

709
00:52:39.960 --> 00:52:45.599
cum is a fizzy drink like the
Yeah, yeah, this dude needs to

710
00:52:45.599 --> 00:52:49.079
get checked out too. Man.
I feel like that is definitely if I

711
00:52:49.159 --> 00:52:57.000
had carbonated or bubbly com for sure, I'm seeing the doctor immediately because that's

712
00:52:57.039 --> 00:53:01.440
that's a little weird. Be too
scared what's wrong. I'm like, I'm

713
00:53:01.440 --> 00:53:05.800
not. I'm scared of waiting until
it turns into something crazy. I'm the

714
00:53:05.800 --> 00:53:12.159
opposite, like I I don't want
to wait for, you know, me

715
00:53:12.280 --> 00:53:15.880
to be suffering forever. Like that's
the I mean, I probably I'd probably

716
00:53:15.920 --> 00:53:17.960
be one of the people that would
jump off a bridge if I If I

717
00:53:19.000 --> 00:53:21.079
was like, you're gonna live in
constant agony, I'm like, no,

718
00:53:21.159 --> 00:53:23.119
I'm good. I don't want that. Yeah. It's like that guy who

719
00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:27.599
like, uh he had like radiation
sickness from like chernobyl or something, and

720
00:53:27.639 --> 00:53:30.840
they kept him alive for like twelve
weeks or something, even though he was

721
00:53:30.880 --> 00:53:34.239
just like, let me die of
my skin is smelting, please kill me.

722
00:53:34.559 --> 00:53:37.440
They're just like, nah, man, we must stood be. Have

723
00:53:37.519 --> 00:53:40.360
you seen those stupid videos like the
people like having the thing in the radioactive

724
00:53:40.360 --> 00:53:45.199
isotope inside of something and they open
it for a second, everybody looks around

725
00:53:45.239 --> 00:53:49.239
it like, oh, it's so
fucking sad. But funny is that like

726
00:53:50.719 --> 00:53:57.039
no weeks and it's so fucking that
really is crazy? How like just being

727
00:53:57.119 --> 00:54:00.880
around it, it's really sad.
It's just like, yo, you guys

728
00:54:00.039 --> 00:54:05.039
all are gonna die. It is, it is gonna die. Crazy that

729
00:54:05.239 --> 00:54:08.760
anything that anything like that exists at
all is crazy, like because it's it's

730
00:54:08.760 --> 00:54:14.760
one thing like fire or like you
know, yeah, it's like some element

731
00:54:14.800 --> 00:54:17.840
that will kill you in like some
semblance of a of a of a quick

732
00:54:17.920 --> 00:54:22.840
time even a slow time, like
I don't know, like you freeze to

733
00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:25.559
death in like an igloo and it
or something, or like in an ice

734
00:54:25.639 --> 00:54:29.840
cave and it takes like maybe like
I don't know, several hours, you

735
00:54:29.880 --> 00:54:34.000
know, but like you just exist
around this thing and then somebody opens the

736
00:54:34.039 --> 00:54:37.119
lid and then in three weeks you
will die. Like from that moment you

737
00:54:37.400 --> 00:54:42.119
from that moment, you are slowly
gone, like you're slowly erased from the

738
00:54:42.119 --> 00:54:46.199
planet. That is so fucking crazy
to me that that's real. It really

739
00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:50.079
happens. The way it does too, is like insane, is pretty much.

740
00:54:50.119 --> 00:54:52.559
It really makes you think you get
radiation poisoning and literally it's just your

741
00:54:52.559 --> 00:54:59.039
body having too much of a certain
charge and it starts to the bond start

742
00:54:59.039 --> 00:55:05.039
to fall apartments your atoms. That's
fucking insane that that's how that works.

743
00:55:05.039 --> 00:55:07.760
And you're like that sounds like magic. That's like somebody cast the centigrade on

744
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:13.320
me. It's like, what the
we did like a time lapse if you

745
00:55:13.360 --> 00:55:15.400
did like a time lapse of it, if you did like a time lapse

746
00:55:15.400 --> 00:55:19.719
of it, like one photo a
day, it would be like a solid

747
00:55:19.719 --> 00:55:25.280
animation of somebody just like deteriorating.
Fucking right, we're gonna what are you

748
00:55:25.280 --> 00:55:29.519
gonna say, Derek, you said
it's wild to think about. I was

749
00:55:29.519 --> 00:55:32.599
just gonna I was just gonna say
something. You know, I'm just gonna

750
00:55:32.599 --> 00:55:37.400
be disrespectful religious people. That's all. It wasn't anything that important. Okay,

751
00:55:37.440 --> 00:55:39.320
yeah, standard it was. It
was just it was just like,

752
00:55:39.320 --> 00:55:45.920
oh, look at all this awesome
stuff that got It's crazy that the sun

753
00:55:46.000 --> 00:55:50.480
gives you. It is crazy that
the sun gives you cancer, like the

754
00:55:51.199 --> 00:55:53.239
night time will give you hypothermia.
All the ship and if people were like,

755
00:55:53.280 --> 00:55:58.559
wow, we're in the best possible
place. That that all. It's

756
00:55:58.599 --> 00:56:01.079
like, that's that was actually my
problem I think with Avatar, where like

757
00:56:01.119 --> 00:56:06.440
Avatar like the the the James Cameron
movie, because they were like the whole

758
00:56:06.440 --> 00:56:09.360
message was like, oh, the
Earth provides, and it's like that one

759
00:56:09.440 --> 00:56:16.000
does like that. Pandora, Yeah, Pandora provides, like crazy Earth wants

760
00:56:16.039 --> 00:56:22.119
you dead. I trying to kill
you, not like Pandora. Man,

761
00:56:22.599 --> 00:56:27.119
if we if our earth was like
Pandora, we would not treat it like

762
00:56:27.159 --> 00:56:30.440
that. Like we just would.
We would would do the same would you

763
00:56:30.440 --> 00:56:34.079
wouldn't We would have evolved down the
same line. We would pill for all

764
00:56:34.079 --> 00:56:37.400
the fucking We would frack the fun
out of the floor. We would do

765
00:56:37.440 --> 00:56:40.760
the same, would because it would
be no reason, would no reason to

766
00:56:42.039 --> 00:56:45.920
the whole reason we frack is because
doing getting anything out of this planet is

767
00:56:45.960 --> 00:56:50.000
possible, but it's so fucking inconvenient. You gotta tail, you gotta toil,

768
00:56:50.039 --> 00:56:52.960
you gotta fucking plant, you gotta
waito and Pandora put your hair,

769
00:56:53.039 --> 00:56:55.960
you stick your hair kinks And imagine
you sticking your hair into a plant and

770
00:56:55.960 --> 00:56:59.239
then just getting food for free out
of a tree, Like what what is

771
00:56:59.280 --> 00:57:02.079
that? That's that's what Pandora is. It's crazy, Chris, you you

772
00:57:02.159 --> 00:57:07.000
would eventually start doing that. Give
Give me a five thousand year time lapse

773
00:57:07.039 --> 00:57:13.159
of the fucking Pandora and there's gonna
be buildings and ship and fucking smug being

774
00:57:13.159 --> 00:57:16.159
created because they're fucking making some sort
it is how I don't think you would

775
00:57:16.159 --> 00:57:21.159
because there's no there's no necessity,
there's no hostility in the environment. But

776
00:57:21.239 --> 00:57:23.559
the thing is this, people will
get smarter, they'll find different ways to

777
00:57:23.599 --> 00:57:28.400
be able to innovate, and those
innovations may very well, but people get

778
00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:30.679
but Kingston, people get smarter out
of necessity. People get smarter out of

779
00:57:30.719 --> 00:57:36.159
necessity. It's why fucking people.
Insects haven't gotten smarter. Well, no,

780
00:57:36.480 --> 00:57:39.840
insects. Insects aren't. Insects are
different. They don't have have the

781
00:57:39.920 --> 00:57:45.280
luck on a double those those blue
cat motherfuckers. I put money if you

782
00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:50.920
gave a time lap to that planet. Even independent of humans existence, they

783
00:57:50.920 --> 00:57:54.480
still chop down trees to make weapons, They still make shelter using the fucking

784
00:57:54.760 --> 00:58:00.440
using parts of the world they live. They will eventually do that. It

785
00:58:00.519 --> 00:58:04.760
maybe not to the same vapid degree
that we do it to this earth.

786
00:58:04.880 --> 00:58:07.840
I just don't think. I just
don't think they developing and stuff like that.

787
00:58:07.840 --> 00:58:09.119
That's the nature of how evolution works, man, they'll do it.

788
00:58:09.159 --> 00:58:12.880
I don't think for that. I
think the nature of evolution is to make

789
00:58:13.039 --> 00:58:19.920
the make the environment more convenient for
survival. But like that's kind of impossible

790
00:58:19.960 --> 00:58:24.519
on Pandora because food falls out of
plants without any planting necessary. It's already.

791
00:58:25.119 --> 00:58:29.639
It's not even like we had to
genetically modify our fruits just so we

792
00:58:29.639 --> 00:58:36.920
could eat them without without being completely
like and Pandora, it's like, oh,

793
00:58:37.119 --> 00:58:38.400
imagine if you could put oh,
let me put my hair into this

794
00:58:38.440 --> 00:58:42.280
tree real quick, and then I
get a fucking burger. It's like it's

795
00:58:42.719 --> 00:58:46.760
there's no necessity, there's no drive
to innovate because there's nothing left to be

796
00:58:46.840 --> 00:58:51.639
done. There will be they will
innovate that that's how it works. They're

797
00:58:51.639 --> 00:58:54.719
too smart to not to know you're
saying. You're saying that's how it works.

798
00:58:54.760 --> 00:59:00.920
But it's just like say the places
in Earth, there's still that where

799
00:59:00.960 --> 00:59:04.000
they need you. Yeah, and
they can they have weapons to kill them,

800
00:59:04.039 --> 00:59:06.840
that's what. Then they're good,
yes, But then one guy's like,

801
00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:07.880
we need a weapon. I can
make them. I can make a

802
00:59:07.880 --> 00:59:13.920
better weapon to kill them, except
there's barely even predators there because you can

803
00:59:14.000 --> 00:59:15.559
just stick your hair into them and
then turn them into a friend of yours.

804
00:59:15.840 --> 00:59:21.039
It's like, it's it's ridiculous,
like I understand what you're saying,

805
00:59:21.039 --> 00:59:23.000
like, but you're you're coming at
it from the perspective of Earth and all

806
00:59:23.039 --> 00:59:27.599
of its hostilities. The sun gives
you cancer, the night gives you hypothermia.

807
00:59:27.639 --> 00:59:30.840
The deserts will kill you. The
tundras will kill you. The rainforests

808
00:59:30.840 --> 00:59:34.360
will kill you. The bugs in
the rainforest will kill you. There's really

809
00:59:34.440 --> 00:59:39.440
very few places that are hospitable for
human life that are not explicitly demanding of

810
00:59:40.320 --> 00:59:45.280
really intense shelter. And that's just
not the case on Pandora. Pandora's like

811
00:59:45.320 --> 00:59:46.800
a perfect utopia where everything is provided
for you, so like, of course

812
00:59:46.800 --> 00:59:50.880
you're gonna feel bad when like the
humans come and fucking try to steal some

813
00:59:51.000 --> 00:59:53.880
stupid ore that's completely unnecessary because like, hey, they don't need it,

814
00:59:53.920 --> 01:00:00.320
nobody needs this. But we don't
have Pandora. We have shitty Earth that

815
01:00:00.760 --> 01:00:05.719
does all sorts of bullshits. You
constantly have Oh here, Oh you're pissing

816
01:00:05.719 --> 01:00:09.039
in a river. Oh guess what
a fish is gonna swim up the pea

817
01:00:09.159 --> 01:00:15.800
stream into your urethreat and killing you. This is a very hostile place.

818
01:00:15.559 --> 01:00:20.360
The earth is fucking wild, dude, I mean the idea. I just

819
01:00:20.519 --> 01:00:22.840
I feel like, I feel like, very honestly, humans are just aliens.

820
01:00:23.000 --> 01:00:25.920
I feel like I feel like life
in general on this planet is just

821
01:00:27.039 --> 01:00:29.800
alien. I feel like we're not
meant to be here. I feel like

822
01:00:29.880 --> 01:00:31.679
something fell here and it was like
I can figure it out, and it

823
01:00:31.760 --> 01:00:36.360
kept where we are. Now.
That is a theory. I think I've

824
01:00:36.400 --> 01:00:39.679
heard that theory before, where it's
like, have you heard the theory?

825
01:00:40.079 --> 01:00:45.119
Yeah? What is that? The
My theory is that? Also, apparently

826
01:00:45.800 --> 01:00:51.079
I'm not a scientist, you guys
know, very early in this I make

827
01:00:51.119 --> 01:00:57.239
a mistake and somebody like that fucking
black idiot. I hate the guy who

828
01:00:57.280 --> 01:01:00.119
thought Cantler was an animal is not
a scientist. Guys. Yeah, I

829
01:01:00.199 --> 01:01:09.639
miss I mixed up the word antelope
can quite But apparently there was this planet

830
01:01:10.199 --> 01:01:20.679
was the planet tim at first and
consisted of what is now the moon Mars

831
01:01:20.840 --> 01:01:29.639
was I think Mars was one of
our moons for previously apparently amazing. It's

832
01:01:29.920 --> 01:01:36.000
I don't believe it. I don't
believe it, but it's pretty much that

833
01:01:36.039 --> 01:01:38.519
what you call it. We got
struck by another heavenly body. It fractured

834
01:01:38.599 --> 01:01:45.159
us, it sent us, it's
secured what was that huge planet into now

835
01:01:46.599 --> 01:01:52.800
Earth plus the moon and then the
Mars is one of our our fucking moons

836
01:01:52.800 --> 01:01:57.639
previous to that, and that's why
there's gonna be architecture in our world that

837
01:01:57.800 --> 01:02:02.159
is much older than any possible humans
re position because it's from the Timot civilization.

838
01:02:04.679 --> 01:02:08.679
Isn't it more likely? I feel
like it's more likely that understanding.

839
01:02:09.039 --> 01:02:10.960
No, No, But what I'm
saying, it's like, let's assume like

840
01:02:10.960 --> 01:02:15.519
we found, because we have found
structures that are older than humans could possibly

841
01:02:15.559 --> 01:02:21.159
like, the current account for human
history is like it doesn't account for how

842
01:02:21.199 --> 01:02:23.159
old certain structures are. And that's
interesting, But I feel like it's more

843
01:02:23.280 --> 01:02:29.000
likely that we just have a misunderstanding
of human history than that. Yeah,

844
01:02:29.159 --> 01:02:37.480
Mars, it's actually it's actually within
the communities of people that study stuff like

845
01:02:37.519 --> 01:02:40.400
that, like palaeontologists and stuff that
are always trying to like carbon date shit

846
01:02:40.480 --> 01:02:46.280
and whatnot. Uh, there's politics, just like anywhere else where. There's

847
01:02:46.320 --> 01:02:52.159
people who don't want to give up
quote unquote discoveries they've made, or they

848
01:02:52.199 --> 01:02:55.280
don't want to strip accolades that certain
people made because first of all, it's

849
01:02:55.320 --> 01:02:58.920
a lot of chaos, it's a
lot of revision. I was just talking

850
01:02:58.920 --> 01:03:01.440
about this within the u FC or
MMA in general, where there needs to

851
01:03:01.440 --> 01:03:07.679
be certain weight classes that clearly like
it does this jump from one fifty five

852
01:03:07.719 --> 01:03:09.800
to one seventy and then it goes
to one eighty five, and there's this

853
01:03:09.840 --> 01:03:14.280
weird gap that fucks a lot of
people that fight within that range where it

854
01:03:14.360 --> 01:03:17.559
just needs to go one sixty five
one seventy five, but it's just gonna

855
01:03:17.599 --> 01:03:22.440
fuck everything up when if they fix
that. So in the same way they

856
01:03:22.440 --> 01:03:24.480
have found artifacts, they have found
structures, they have found so much stuff.

857
01:03:24.519 --> 01:03:29.960
They have found humans that are infinitely
older than two hundred and fifty,

858
01:03:30.239 --> 01:03:34.559
you know, to two hundred thousand
years old, and they're just like uh

859
01:03:34.599 --> 01:03:39.239
fuck and not doing anything about it
really where it's it's pretty wildly known that

860
01:03:39.360 --> 01:03:44.000
like, yeah, they're completely wrong
about that shit. Humans are I found

861
01:03:44.039 --> 01:03:46.000
like a I saw this thing where
it's like they found like a small city

862
01:03:46.079 --> 01:03:52.199
under the Amazon and they use like
this thing called a ladar. It's like

863
01:03:52.280 --> 01:03:54.800
laser radar ladar. Yeah yeah,
yeah, So they didn't have to they

864
01:03:54.840 --> 01:03:58.079
didn't have to like tear down the
Amazon rainforest to find it. They could

865
01:03:58.119 --> 01:04:01.719
just like scan and it's just like
there's this huge fucking ancient city under the

866
01:04:01.719 --> 01:04:06.000
fucking Amazon that doesn't that doesn't make
sense, and it's it's crazy because like

867
01:04:06.079 --> 01:04:11.000
explorers who went to that area like
a long time ago talked about like,

868
01:04:11.000 --> 01:04:15.199
oh yeah, there's a city here, and when they went back to discover

869
01:04:15.239 --> 01:04:17.239
it, it was all gone.
So they just assumed it was like fake

870
01:04:17.960 --> 01:04:23.280
or like completely like just fantasy.
But it's like it's really there. So

871
01:04:23.320 --> 01:04:26.480
that's that's interesting. And I know
there's like controversy around that fucking that guy

872
01:04:26.599 --> 01:04:30.960
who uh what is it he had
that show ancient something. He talks about

873
01:04:30.960 --> 01:04:34.079
this stuff and some of it's a
little bit looney tunes, but like I

874
01:04:34.119 --> 01:04:36.400
think it's I don't know, it's
it's it makes sense to me. Like

875
01:04:36.440 --> 01:04:39.239
if they keep finding shit, it's
like, oh, hey, here's this

876
01:04:39.440 --> 01:04:44.880
fucking arrowhead that has a drill hole
in it from like oh like something really

877
01:04:45.039 --> 01:04:47.320
thirty thousand, you know, it's
some crazy amount of time ago. It's

878
01:04:47.320 --> 01:04:51.280
like, ah, that's worth that's
fucking crazy. Yeah. They have ancient

879
01:04:51.320 --> 01:04:56.079
computers actually too, the way that
like you know, they understood computers,

880
01:04:56.519 --> 01:05:00.639
like these analog things. It's like
these things that they they they did things,

881
01:05:00.679 --> 01:05:03.679
not like an actual electronic computer in
the way we understand it, but

882
01:05:03.719 --> 01:05:12.679
they had like they had machines and
certain type of artifacts and tools that pretty

883
01:05:12.719 --> 01:05:17.519
much any type of expert is like
what how, and which comes to the

884
01:05:17.599 --> 01:05:23.119
question, oh, we we're It's
just like the Pyramids, where people think,

885
01:05:23.119 --> 01:05:25.559
oh, Aliens made because of the
you know, the advance, blah

886
01:05:25.599 --> 01:05:27.599
blah blah. It's like, no, we just simply don't understand it.

887
01:05:27.679 --> 01:05:30.079
Fully. They have a way better
understanding now. There's actually some really good

888
01:05:30.119 --> 01:05:34.440
theories now, but there's still just
plausible theories and not just the complete understanding

889
01:05:34.440 --> 01:05:40.599
of this is absolutely made. And
the pyramids in North America bothered the fuck

890
01:05:40.639 --> 01:05:45.480
out of me? Bro Can I
say something about that? Can I say

891
01:05:45.480 --> 01:05:51.519
something about the Can I say something
about the the the Great Pyramids? Oh?

892
01:05:53.119 --> 01:05:55.800
I don't understand. What is so
difficult to understand about it? They

893
01:05:55.880 --> 01:06:02.360
stacked bricks in a triangle. There
you go. I just solved. I

894
01:06:02.440 --> 01:06:08.199
just solved the mystery, like the
sphinxes and ship like that. Nothing else

895
01:06:08.199 --> 01:06:12.400
doing, because what happened happened is
what happened, literally is that white folk

896
01:06:12.480 --> 01:06:15.239
came there. They were like,
we can't do this yet, How did

897
01:06:15.280 --> 01:06:18.880
these savages do it? That's pretty
much what they thought. Well, why

898
01:06:18.960 --> 01:06:27.360
it's so confused? Yet we're perfect. How The thing about it, the

899
01:06:27.440 --> 01:06:30.719
thing about it that I think is
so funny where it's like because they look

900
01:06:30.760 --> 01:06:32.079
at it from like a modern lens, where it's like it would take so

901
01:06:32.199 --> 01:06:34.599
long to do this. It's like, how do they do this? And

902
01:06:34.639 --> 01:06:42.000
it's like slaves, That's that's how
they did it. They they threw people

903
01:06:42.039 --> 01:06:45.000
at it until they died, and
they didn't care that they died doing it,

904
01:06:45.039 --> 01:06:46.320
and then they kept getting more people
to throw at it until it was

905
01:06:46.440 --> 01:06:49.000
done. So that's how they did
so much. The slave thing, it's

906
01:06:49.039 --> 01:06:53.679
like, obviously slaves did it.
Yes, It's like, do you remember

907
01:06:53.719 --> 01:06:56.679
how they built? People that found
it? The people that found it weren't

908
01:06:56.719 --> 01:07:01.400
capable of doing it themselves yet,
so they were confused. They were if

909
01:07:01.480 --> 01:07:06.280
they had the power of slaveling,
we're traveling, we're smart, We're able

910
01:07:06.320 --> 01:07:13.960
to do all these I feel people
do it that the other amazing structures like

911
01:07:14.679 --> 01:07:16.760
the Sistine Chapel or anything like that
that was built, they had something that

912
01:07:16.880 --> 01:07:20.679
was better, or churches that were
built in Europe. They had better than

913
01:07:20.800 --> 01:07:27.440
slaves. They had devoted freaks that
felt like they God was calling them to

914
01:07:27.480 --> 01:07:30.159
do this, and like and the
thing. I don't want to get into

915
01:07:30.159 --> 01:07:34.559
the whole slave thing because there's there's
there's people that argue even about that as

916
01:07:34.599 --> 01:07:41.639
far as were they actually slaves.
They not like they wanted to do it,

917
01:07:41.679 --> 01:07:45.599
but it was actually a fucking job
like this is you you will get

918
01:07:45.880 --> 01:07:48.679
you will get sheltered in this like
not like you got paid money, but

919
01:07:48.719 --> 01:07:54.079
it's like it's one of these things
where like it's sheltered Derek, you know,

920
01:07:54.199 --> 01:07:57.280
people like they were granted shelter and
it's like, dude, stop,

921
01:07:58.599 --> 01:08:00.039
I just don't want to. I
just don't want to be I don't want

922
01:08:00.039 --> 01:08:03.199
to pretend like I'm an expert in
any field any way, shape or form,

923
01:08:03.480 --> 01:08:06.440
like I know this for sure.
That's just basically like I don't want

924
01:08:06.440 --> 01:08:10.480
to. I don't want to be
caught slipping like we you know, usually

925
01:08:10.480 --> 01:08:15.320
do in every episode where somebody somebody's
always like, well what, well,

926
01:08:15.400 --> 01:08:18.560
actually I actually got this fucking guy. It wasn't even a correction. It

927
01:08:18.640 --> 01:08:23.479
was only one guy though. He's
like, yo, crack a bottle is

928
01:08:23.600 --> 01:08:27.319
fucking ass. I was like,
damn, dude, I was like,

929
01:08:28.720 --> 01:08:35.520
it was just one person except for
fifties does it though it's a if you

930
01:08:35.560 --> 01:08:41.720
even So, they made a music
video for Retroactively and they're not in it,

931
01:08:41.800 --> 01:08:45.359
but it's a really cool music video
and it was uploaded like a little

932
01:08:45.399 --> 01:08:50.039
over a year ago, and the
entire comment section is just what I've been

933
01:08:50.079 --> 01:08:56.560
echoing that they're like, this is
obviously obviously most of the people in a

934
01:08:56.640 --> 01:09:00.000
common section of a video is gonna
be it's like, that is not true

935
01:09:00.119 --> 01:09:01.840
at all, that that is not
even true. That's what I'm saying.

936
01:09:01.880 --> 01:09:05.359
Specifically, music is often not that
terrible, right, But that's not even

937
01:09:05.399 --> 01:09:08.680
what I'm saying. What I'm saying
is specifically, it's not they're just saying,

938
01:09:08.960 --> 01:09:13.119
oh, I like this song,
it's wow, highly underrated. Like

939
01:09:13.159 --> 01:09:16.239
there is people that are echoing,
echoing the same sentiment, saying that this

940
01:09:16.479 --> 01:09:20.159
was one of those bangers. It
was a diamond in the rough, right,

941
01:09:20.199 --> 01:09:24.520
because everybody knows that later his albums
were fucking ass. But then,

942
01:09:24.640 --> 01:09:28.000
yeah, you can still put out
one or two good tracks. There's a

943
01:09:28.039 --> 01:09:31.880
lot of people that like that fucking
song that sounded like old Eminemua we made

944
01:09:31.920 --> 01:09:34.359
you. It was the same type
of vibe where it's like I'm just gonna

945
01:09:34.399 --> 01:09:40.199
be goofy and wacky, and shit
like it had that same you know you

946
01:09:40.239 --> 01:09:43.880
remember that stupid ass song, right
yeah, and it had the chick singing

947
01:09:43.880 --> 01:09:47.920
in the chorus. Yeah, can
if you can bring this back to what

948
01:09:47.960 --> 01:09:50.199
we were talking about before a little
bit, because he brought up the Sistine

949
01:09:50.239 --> 01:09:58.800
Chapel, like that's also some great
achievement, like said, there you go,

950
01:09:59.159 --> 01:10:01.199
that's that's what that there it is, that's it. That's fun I

951
01:10:01.239 --> 01:10:04.079
just I just did that in like
I just did in five seconds and that's

952
01:10:04.079 --> 01:10:09.439
like already like twenty percent of the
way there. So like I just I

953
01:10:09.439 --> 01:10:12.159
don't. I don't get it.
I just don't. I don't people I

954
01:10:12.199 --> 01:10:15.319
don't respect that much. You know. It's funny. Yeah, that probably

955
01:10:15.600 --> 01:10:20.239
is the base of what is actually
what is under the actual painting itself.

956
01:10:20.399 --> 01:10:25.640
Yeah, like if you erase,
if you like, erase the layers,

957
01:10:25.680 --> 01:10:31.920
you would you would just you would
just find this eventually. That'd be crazy.

958
01:10:31.920 --> 01:10:34.159
All right, let's get onto let's
get into questions. Even me and

959
01:10:34.239 --> 01:10:43.960
I respect Christians at all, but
that's crazy. Race all right to rolling

960
01:10:44.000 --> 01:10:45.159
thunder rode in. He says,
hello you, lovely Starks. My question

961
01:10:45.239 --> 01:10:48.800
is if there is any little thing
you guys do in real life that you

962
01:10:48.880 --> 01:10:54.319
got from video games. For me, whenever I pick anything up, when

963
01:10:54.319 --> 01:10:58.239
I pick up anything handheld at work, I inspect it, like the first

964
01:10:58.279 --> 01:11:01.279
time pick up of a new gun
in an FBI. That's funny. The

965
01:11:01.319 --> 01:11:08.760
idea of just like that isism.
That's definitely tism. I'm sure there's something

966
01:11:08.760 --> 01:11:11.680
though, Like I'm sure I've picked
up something some weird mannerism from a video

967
01:11:11.680 --> 01:11:16.960
game that I'm not entirely acutely aware
of. But it's, uh, I

968
01:11:17.000 --> 01:11:20.600
don't know. If I go I
don't know. Oh yeah, I definitely

969
01:11:20.600 --> 01:11:27.199
have one. It's it's relatively the
same as far as not inspecting anything.

970
01:11:27.239 --> 01:11:30.279
But if I find something that I've
been looking for or something like, say,

971
01:11:30.520 --> 01:11:34.119
my my earbuds, like these fucking
things will sometimes just walk off somewhere

972
01:11:34.159 --> 01:11:39.439
and then I'll find it, and
the first thing that naturally comes is a

973
01:11:39.520 --> 01:11:42.560
shepherd. You a lot of times
when shepherd mass effect was pick up some

974
01:11:42.600 --> 01:11:46.279
animal, he'll go nice and like
it. Just I say it automatically.

975
01:11:46.359 --> 01:11:53.479
I just go nice, like try
too. But it's it's it's almost the

976
01:11:53.600 --> 01:11:57.359
same thing. But because I've been
playing Gears of War, I'm playing Gears

977
01:11:57.399 --> 01:12:01.000
of War forever. But like every
now, like he'll he'll say nice too,

978
01:12:01.000 --> 01:12:05.399
They'll go nice, you know,
like it it's nice. It's so

979
01:12:05.600 --> 01:12:09.000
stupid, But I think that every
time I every time I pick something off

980
01:12:09.039 --> 01:12:11.319
the ground, I think that I
don't do it, but I think it.

981
01:12:12.319 --> 01:12:15.199
That is so true, because like
there is even nice like when you

982
01:12:15.239 --> 01:12:23.680
when you when you reload perfectly to
yeah nice, or like when I like

983
01:12:23.720 --> 01:12:30.319
when you fuck up the reload come
on and he starts fucking well, oh

984
01:12:30.399 --> 01:12:36.640
well, I mean those well we
did a we're gonna do episodes about it.

985
01:12:36.680 --> 01:12:40.920
But I mean Gears of War might
be coming. Yeah, we should

986
01:12:40.920 --> 01:12:43.800
at least mention that. We should
at least mention it. We'll mention it.

987
01:12:43.920 --> 01:12:45.960
Uh, there's plenty of people more
suited to talk about this stuff with

988
01:12:46.199 --> 01:12:50.039
going far more in depth. But
like that ship is fucking crazy and I

989
01:12:50.079 --> 01:12:55.399
hope it has happened. Question.
But for me, whenever, whenever,

990
01:12:55.640 --> 01:12:59.600
I so, whenever I pick up
something that can be used as a weapon,

991
01:12:59.680 --> 01:13:03.159
I back it whatever. Like it's
like the same thing. Like it's

992
01:13:03.159 --> 01:13:08.159
like when I pick up my knife
from like I do a little flair,

993
01:13:08.359 --> 01:13:12.359
I do a little stab at the
air. I'm like a little stab at

994
01:13:12.359 --> 01:13:17.000
the air, like right before you're
cooking, you just and then you start

995
01:13:17.039 --> 01:13:30.760
chopping it twice, put it away? Why that right? And then just

996
01:13:30.800 --> 01:13:33.880
piss starts leaking out of her.
You just start your staggering. Just pisses

997
01:13:33.880 --> 01:13:43.079
just leaking all out of her.
Why that'd be crazy. Sometimes sometimes that

998
01:13:43.159 --> 01:13:50.880
replaces your blood. It becomes a
piss coated pistols. Sometimes I think about

999
01:13:50.960 --> 01:13:55.000
I don't know, was it Tecan? Was it the early Tecans? Or

1000
01:13:56.840 --> 01:14:00.760
Oh I just realized that bought technic
but I didn't download it. Uh was

1001
01:14:00.760 --> 01:14:04.279
it the early Tecans that had like
when you would die or when you would

1002
01:14:04.319 --> 01:14:14.119
lose the fight, it would do
the the triple echo you know that definitely?

1003
01:14:14.520 --> 01:14:16.960
No, but I think they would
do the the replay and that's it.

1004
01:14:17.760 --> 01:14:20.079
Oh no, they would they would
do the triple. No, they

1005
01:14:20.079 --> 01:14:24.840
would do a triple. There there
was a triple. It depended on what

1006
01:14:24.920 --> 01:14:28.840
it was like. I think if
it was a if you got a counter

1007
01:14:29.399 --> 01:14:32.319
or something, there was a there
was a stipulation just like if you if

1008
01:14:32.359 --> 01:14:36.359
you if both if both lives,
if you had like a little less than

1009
01:14:36.359 --> 01:14:41.159
ten percent HP both of you,
and if you beat the person, the

1010
01:14:41.199 --> 01:14:44.840
announcer says, great because like it
because it's anyone's game, right, like

1011
01:14:44.880 --> 01:14:47.720
pretty much any any punch will take
like about ten percent, and so it's

1012
01:14:47.800 --> 01:14:51.279
like who's gonna win? And then
if you win, great, And then

1013
01:14:51.319 --> 01:14:56.319
the triple thing was I think if
if you just did a actual super move,

1014
01:14:57.199 --> 01:14:59.880
if I if there's a stipulation for
it to do the triple thing.

1015
01:14:59.920 --> 01:15:02.279
But you're right Teken three, Yeah, so I no streets, you do

1016
01:15:02.319 --> 01:15:10.039
the echo or you're like ooh,
ooh, oh oh those Kyle. I

1017
01:15:10.079 --> 01:15:13.600
remember specific I remember specifically, and
I don't remember why I remember this so

1018
01:15:13.680 --> 01:15:16.920
vividly, but it's like and it's
just like I think it was, like

1019
01:15:16.960 --> 01:15:20.319
I think it was like fucking like
Yoshi Mitsu dying in Tech and two I

1020
01:15:20.359 --> 01:15:25.560
swear or something like that. But
it's been buried in my mind ever since.

1021
01:15:25.560 --> 01:15:29.399
So every time I see somebody,
like every time somebody gets knocked if

1022
01:15:29.439 --> 01:15:31.800
I'm watching a fight or like even
just like a fight compilation and somebody gets

1023
01:15:31.840 --> 01:15:34.680
knocked out, I think of that
sound. So, whoever is that voice

1024
01:15:35.279 --> 01:15:41.239
has permanently impacted the way I view
people failing. Now I got to hear

1025
01:15:41.279 --> 01:15:45.039
every death in techan see who you're
who you're referring to. It's like,

1026
01:15:45.640 --> 01:15:48.600
oh, it might not be taken. It sounds like it's I feel like

1027
01:15:48.640 --> 01:15:53.119
it's techne. I feel like that's
the game that I played the most fighting

1028
01:15:53.159 --> 01:15:55.159
wise, and it's the one that
I committed most to memory. So it

1029
01:15:55.159 --> 01:15:58.920
would be weird for like some random
thing for like Marl versus Capcom or Street

1030
01:15:58.960 --> 01:16:00.840
Fighter to stick with me more than
And I think it's the only one that

1031
01:16:00.880 --> 01:16:05.520
has that triple thing. I think
you're definitely right. You can't think of

1032
01:16:05.520 --> 01:16:12.000
any other I can't think about another
fighting game that has the triple thing.

1033
01:16:12.479 --> 01:16:19.359
I think the best death like replays
now well it's replays, but it's like

1034
01:16:19.399 --> 01:16:23.520
when you actually kill them, there's
like a boom, boom boom. It

1035
01:16:23.520 --> 01:16:26.840
would just be yeah, this three
in a row. I know three had

1036
01:16:26.840 --> 01:16:30.359
it for sure because I actually didn't
play that much techn too. I had

1037
01:16:30.359 --> 01:16:32.119
the first two Tekeands I played a
little bit, and three was the one

1038
01:16:32.159 --> 01:16:36.720
that I just I was completely consumed
in, and I remember the triple thing

1039
01:16:38.359 --> 01:16:42.520
and a lot of things. I
just that fucking announcer guy. I love

1040
01:16:42.560 --> 01:16:46.520
that dude. It's the way he
was saying certain people's uh certain people's names,

1041
01:16:46.560 --> 01:16:50.000
like a mochagin, you go mokea
gin like he said it in a

1042
01:16:50.000 --> 01:16:55.279
weird like, not even the way
that you know the period is like gin,

1043
01:16:55.760 --> 01:16:57.680
but no, he says, in
a way where it starts going up.

1044
01:16:57.680 --> 01:17:01.720
He's like mochagin. And I'm like, I like, I played two

1045
01:17:01.760 --> 01:17:11.680
more, but like that game is
crazy crazy. I've heard a lot about

1046
01:17:12.119 --> 01:17:14.479
how insane it is. I'll get
to it. I'll get to it.

1047
01:17:14.640 --> 01:17:17.119
Get to it eventually. There's a
moment. There's moments right because the second

1048
01:17:17.119 --> 01:17:20.319
is the only fighting game that's happens
in right for some reason. In Second

1049
01:17:20.840 --> 01:17:26.600
everyone speaks their native tongue, but
everyone understands everyone else, which is the

1050
01:17:26.600 --> 01:17:30.439
most insane ship ever. I like, there's moments where like I forgot the

1051
01:17:30.479 --> 01:17:34.680
boxer name Chris, wherever his name
is, Jack, whoever his name is.

1052
01:17:34.960 --> 01:17:40.119
He's talking to King and King is
roaring in response back, and it's

1053
01:17:40.159 --> 01:17:43.560
the most insane ship ever. It's
like, we got to get past these

1054
01:17:43.600 --> 01:17:49.600
guys. He's like, and I'm
like, King, no one has ever

1055
01:17:49.800 --> 01:17:58.920
talked about that. He And what's
crazy is that kid in the third one

1056
01:17:59.359 --> 01:18:02.760
is a guy. I was a
regular dude in the second one so all

1057
01:18:02.800 --> 01:18:08.079
of a sudden, he just loses
his language and starts roaring when he puts

1058
01:18:08.119 --> 01:18:12.000
the mask, and I'm like,
what is this? Yeah, he's the

1059
01:18:12.159 --> 01:18:15.279
mask. Like it's completely k fab
Like it's one of those things like wrestling

1060
01:18:15.279 --> 01:18:20.000
where they won't break character no fucking
matter what. Like that's always back in

1061
01:18:20.039 --> 01:18:27.439
the day. They just always costplaying
a Jamaican person for fucking ten years that

1062
01:18:27.640 --> 01:18:30.600
I thought he was Jamaican. Kobe
Kings is not Jamaican even slightly. This

1063
01:18:30.720 --> 01:18:32.399
is a black guy. That is
very true that he didn't Yeah, yeah

1064
01:18:32.399 --> 01:18:35.119
now, And I was like,
yeah, that's right, that's right.

1065
01:18:35.199 --> 01:18:39.920
Yeah, he's much regular. You
know how hard I rooted for him.

1066
01:18:39.920 --> 01:18:42.399
And when I found that out,
I was like, I feel so betrayed.

1067
01:18:44.880 --> 01:18:49.279
Yeah right, you're a black you
have his TJ lie about that is

1068
01:18:49.359 --> 01:18:54.159
not real. You could have just
not lied, bro, It's already on

1069
01:18:54.199 --> 01:19:00.039
your team. Bro. I was
alright, So that's next. Next question

1070
01:19:00.600 --> 01:19:06.920
Jacko asking Chris Avat to sing my
Way, As Vegeta wrote in uh,

1071
01:19:08.000 --> 01:19:11.359
he says, Hey, long Dick, why Dick and Chris? Has there

1072
01:19:11.399 --> 01:19:16.840
ever been a time when this podcast
has bled into your lives outside of the

1073
01:19:16.880 --> 01:19:23.479
snark tank for me. I can't
watch the opening cut scene for Halo Infinite

1074
01:19:23.479 --> 01:19:29.640
anymore because I just think about master
Chief shitting up his own back when fighting

1075
01:19:29.800 --> 01:19:34.880
atriarchs like a baby fighting a gorilla. Keep the hucks common. I don't

1076
01:19:34.880 --> 01:19:36.840
even know if we have an answer
to this question. I just love the

1077
01:19:36.960 --> 01:19:44.039
I just love this idea of that's
amazing. Halo's ruined because I can only

1078
01:19:44.079 --> 01:19:50.840
imagine Master chiefs shitting up his own
so crazy. I give himself a fucking

1079
01:19:50.920 --> 01:19:56.640
skunk stripe up his fucking middle of
his back. Dude, I need a

1080
01:19:56.640 --> 01:20:03.880
wet nap, I need changed.
What do you do? I'm going back

1081
01:20:03.920 --> 01:20:09.520
to hand of my dipe. Do
you mind telling me what you're doing in

1082
01:20:09.600 --> 01:20:18.039
that hour, sir? Wiping this
ship off my back, like if we're

1083
01:20:18.159 --> 01:20:20.800
a diaper on the outside though,
because like it doesn't work, but he

1084
01:20:21.079 --> 01:20:25.760
still has a diaper on the outside. He gives him, gives him peace,

1085
01:20:25.800 --> 01:20:28.840
you know, it gives him,
Yeah, he feels secure, It

1086
01:20:28.960 --> 01:20:33.119
keeps his speaker tightened. Yeah,
just like, what are you doing?

1087
01:20:33.439 --> 01:20:43.760
Reminds me of back? Uh?
Carry on? What do you say after

1088
01:20:43.800 --> 01:20:48.279
that? I don't know the question, does it? Has there ever been

1089
01:20:48.279 --> 01:20:51.920
a moment where the where this uh
bleed, where the show bleeds into your

1090
01:20:51.960 --> 01:20:59.079
lives. Of course, for me, the only thing I can think of

1091
01:20:59.159 --> 01:21:02.159
really is that I don't know what
I've talked about off air and on air,

1092
01:21:02.279 --> 01:21:06.199
Like I don't know. Like sometimes
I'll be I'll have I'll be telling

1093
01:21:06.199 --> 01:21:09.680
a story and I'm like, did
we already talk about this? And I

1094
01:21:09.680 --> 01:21:13.920
won't remember if I told it to
you on the podcast or if it was

1095
01:21:13.960 --> 01:21:16.039
something that we said in private that
happens on the show. Sometimes it will

1096
01:21:16.039 --> 01:21:18.960
be like did we talk about this
before and we did? Or like did

1097
01:21:18.960 --> 01:21:21.159
we talk about this before and that
we did, we didn't even though we're

1098
01:21:21.159 --> 01:21:25.319
sure we did. It's more stuff
like that, But I don't think it's

1099
01:21:25.319 --> 01:21:28.960
anything I don't know like the show
hasn't. I wouldn't say it's blended in

1100
01:21:28.960 --> 01:21:32.840
my life like that because I usually
forget everything that we fucking say the second

1101
01:21:32.840 --> 01:21:39.399
word on record PP. There's there's
definitely some I know, there's some stuff.

1102
01:21:39.439 --> 01:21:42.479
There's references. Probably I just can't
there's nothing off the top of my

1103
01:21:42.479 --> 01:21:46.920
head right now, but for sure
because we I do that with regular television

1104
01:21:46.920 --> 01:21:49.720
shows where it bleeds into other shit
and then we have all these ends.

1105
01:21:49.800 --> 01:21:51.920
Me and Jojo have all these inside
jokes and stuff like that, And I'm

1106
01:21:51.920 --> 01:21:57.039
sure stuff like that with the podcast
happens too, but not as often because

1107
01:21:57.560 --> 01:22:00.800
you know, she doesn't listen regularly. She listens every once in a while,

1108
01:22:00.319 --> 01:22:03.840
and so I can't even if there's
something that happened. I can't really

1109
01:22:05.039 --> 01:22:08.199
she may not know what I'm talking
about and then I have to explain it.

1110
01:22:08.239 --> 01:22:12.119
She like fuck it whatever. But
uh, there's definitely I don't know,

1111
01:22:12.119 --> 01:22:15.479
there's some funny shit, like I
think I will say, Uh,

1112
01:22:15.840 --> 01:22:20.319
Joel's death in the last most part
two is is not sad at all.

1113
01:22:21.319 --> 01:22:26.800
It's it's it's pretty hilarious because of
just thinking about him, the way we

1114
01:22:26.880 --> 01:22:32.000
disrespect him. I would say that's
probably something that it is just him just

1115
01:22:32.560 --> 01:22:35.680
it's just a joke to me.
It's not even it's not even an iconic

1116
01:22:35.760 --> 01:22:41.439
moment that that end shot Uncle Ben
is is so much like I still love

1117
01:22:41.479 --> 01:22:43.359
it. I know, I know
it's sad. I know, I know,

1118
01:22:43.439 --> 01:22:46.399
I know Cliff Robertson and Tary McGuire
do a good job in that scene,

1119
01:22:46.479 --> 01:22:49.319
but like, I just think about
all the ways that we've disrespected that

1120
01:22:49.439 --> 01:22:57.680
scene over the years, Peter,
I'm shitting up my own back. Peter's

1121
01:22:57.720 --> 01:23:00.920
a very serious problem where I met. I respect everything. That's the thing.

1122
01:23:01.159 --> 01:23:04.600
I have no respect for anything because
everything I make fun of I make

1123
01:23:04.640 --> 01:23:08.479
fun of like every single thing that
comes out. So like now I'm just

1124
01:23:08.520 --> 01:23:13.960
like, damn, I've made jokes
about every single thing I've like, I

1125
01:23:14.000 --> 01:23:17.560
can't I can't watch us like I
can't watch a serious moment in televisions,

1126
01:23:17.560 --> 01:23:20.640
and I start making jokes about somebody
being like, hey, you know what

1127
01:23:20.720 --> 01:23:25.520
really fixed this situation? The other
guys shot a nice ephen bowl of pith

1128
01:23:25.600 --> 01:23:30.920
on his body, and it's just
like, God, everything's a joke.

1129
01:23:30.800 --> 01:23:35.119
Yeah, with Lily, because Lilian's
living around me now, so everything's becoming

1130
01:23:35.119 --> 01:23:38.960
a joke to her too, So
like her brother tells and we're like,

1131
01:23:39.039 --> 01:23:41.760
oh man, I got dumb today, and she starts making she starts laughing

1132
01:23:41.800 --> 01:23:47.640
at him because everything is funny now. Coping mechanism. I'm sure to deal

1133
01:23:47.680 --> 01:23:51.960
with that. I'm it could happen. I I yeah, that that makes

1134
01:23:51.960 --> 01:23:57.039
sense. It's it's that is so
funny to me though, because it's like

1135
01:23:57.880 --> 01:24:00.600
the very notion of it, the
very idea, So it basically implies that

1136
01:24:00.600 --> 01:24:05.640
you've brainwashed this woman into like out, not even brainwasher, you've indoctrinated her

1137
01:24:05.680 --> 01:24:12.600
out outside of her emotions. But
she can't feel anything now, she's not

1138
01:24:12.720 --> 01:24:15.680
anymore. She's who she she once
was, someone that no longer is there.

1139
01:24:16.199 --> 01:24:20.399
Do you think that old Lily would
fight, would fight new Lilian winn

1140
01:24:21.760 --> 01:24:27.279
No, we get destroyed by Lily. Yeah? Yeah, Lily would grab

1141
01:24:27.319 --> 01:24:30.800
the blade, she would talk only
would like grab her and she'd be like

1142
01:24:30.840 --> 01:24:35.079
you fool and toold jug you,
but you fell for it. Huh that

1143
01:24:35.159 --> 01:24:39.600
she'd make a joke about her and
I'd be like, that's hilarious, that

1144
01:24:39.760 --> 01:24:46.880
is pretty I've fallen so far,
falling so far. All right, let's

1145
01:24:46.920 --> 01:24:49.319
see, let's see, let's se
let's see, let's see. Oh okay,

1146
01:24:49.600 --> 01:24:54.359
I haven't read this one, but
it seems promising. I live in

1147
01:24:54.439 --> 01:24:57.800
Philly, and everything you guys said
is true. Also, look up Kensington

1148
01:24:57.840 --> 01:25:01.079
Beach two fifteen on Instagram. They
wrote it said hello hello gay, gay

1149
01:25:01.119 --> 01:25:04.039
and gayist. This might be better
suited for an extra AMMO, depending on

1150
01:25:04.079 --> 01:25:05.720
how in depth you want to take
it. But in a recent episode,

1151
01:25:05.760 --> 01:25:10.479
you guys briefly discussed what Donald Trump's
Mortal Kombat move set would be Now I

1152
01:25:10.479 --> 01:25:15.319
want to see more fighting games move
sets for more and more ridiculous characters.

1153
01:25:15.840 --> 01:25:19.319
Could anyone could be, could be
anyone you guys think of in a fighting

1154
01:25:19.359 --> 01:25:23.199
game, Mortal combas street Fighter,
Smash, et cetera. The more ridiculous,

1155
01:25:23.239 --> 01:25:26.479
the better. It's not a bad
idea. Isn't a bad idea.

1156
01:25:26.960 --> 01:25:30.479
I feel like that could easily turn
into something. It will be an extra

1157
01:25:30.520 --> 01:25:39.279
ammo. And I think it should
just surround uh people that we creators,

1158
01:25:39.319 --> 01:25:43.039
that we know. I want them
to be like a YouTube combat like a

1159
01:25:43.079 --> 01:25:46.319
content creator fighter, a creator class. Yeah yeah, yeah, like an

1160
01:25:46.359 --> 01:25:53.560
actual an actual creator class. That's
brilliant. That's brilliant, you low key

1161
01:25:53.960 --> 01:25:57.319
low key yeah. I think that's
a great idea. I think that's a

1162
01:25:57.319 --> 01:26:01.199
great name. I think we'll,
uh, we'll get the ball rolling on

1163
01:26:01.239 --> 01:26:04.399
that. We'll see how that goes. I just want to and I wanted

1164
01:26:04.439 --> 01:26:06.439
to have factions. I wanted I
want to just one to have like a

1165
01:26:06.479 --> 01:26:10.199
lot of characters will have factions,
and they'll be like, we're gonna build

1166
01:26:10.199 --> 01:26:13.279
a story, Like we're gonna build
a story, like an in universe story.

1167
01:26:13.359 --> 01:26:15.760
We're gonna use these people in their
real lives. We're gonna use these

1168
01:26:15.760 --> 01:26:18.039
real people in their real lives,
and their real names and the real social

1169
01:26:18.119 --> 01:26:20.920
scurity numbers, everything, every all
the information that it's about them that is

1170
01:26:20.960 --> 01:26:24.279
real, we're going to use,
and we're gonna use it in our video

1171
01:26:24.319 --> 01:26:29.760
game. But we're going to base
an entire entirely new lore around the game

1172
01:26:30.039 --> 01:26:31.079
to give them a reason to fight, you know what I mean. So

1173
01:26:31.159 --> 01:26:35.439
we're gonna have Taste Sunday. We're
gonna have Jack's films. Obviously, we're

1174
01:26:35.439 --> 01:26:43.119
gonna have uh Boogie to Night and
eight, We're gonna have Ray William Johnson.

1175
01:26:43.880 --> 01:26:45.560
We're going to have it's gonna be
great. We're gonna have a great

1176
01:26:45.600 --> 01:26:49.920
character action fighter. I just realized
how disrespectful that sounds to Jack. I

1177
01:26:49.920 --> 01:26:53.039
don't I didn't mean to put him
in with a bunch of crazy people,

1178
01:26:53.279 --> 01:26:59.640
but like he was just the second
person that came to mind. I think

1179
01:27:00.079 --> 01:27:01.239
I think that'd be a great idea, And ironically, we're definitely gonna do

1180
01:27:01.279 --> 01:27:06.439
that for an extra am. I
think it's a great idea. So is

1181
01:27:06.439 --> 01:27:10.399
gonna be in there and he's gonna
have like assist you know, like these

1182
01:27:10.479 --> 01:27:15.039
dudes that are just sucking his girl. Yeah, he actually can't attack without

1183
01:27:15.079 --> 01:27:23.920
assists. He has these black dudes
next to him fighting for him. That'd

1184
01:27:23.960 --> 01:27:29.640
be amazing. It's like chapter two. Yeah, like you know Claire,

1185
01:27:29.720 --> 01:27:32.479
she sends the zombie and the dog
and the It's like it's like Little Red

1186
01:27:32.520 --> 01:27:36.279
riding Hood with the fucking gang of
people. Oh yeah, yeah, Babyhood,

1187
01:27:36.880 --> 01:27:41.159
dude. I love that. I
actually well know, yeah, I'm

1188
01:27:41.159 --> 01:27:43.920
gonna get baby hoo tattooed on me. And I was thinking about I should

1189
01:27:43.920 --> 01:27:46.079
get the whole back piece of those
those bounty hunters, those buff ass fucking

1190
01:27:46.199 --> 01:27:51.680
dudes. Let's see what's crazy.
Another question that I want to that I

1191
01:27:51.680 --> 01:27:54.560
want to read, but I don't
think we'll answer. I just want to

1192
01:27:54.560 --> 01:27:57.600
acknowledge this because it's it's kind of
ties into what we just answered. But

1193
01:27:57.720 --> 01:28:00.079
beat beat on my metover and he
says, hello, come boys. Was

1194
01:28:00.119 --> 01:28:02.000
talking about finding finding games got me
thinking, if you guys were to create

1195
01:28:02.039 --> 01:28:04.640
a star tank fighting game, who
would be in the roster of the stages,

1196
01:28:04.640 --> 01:28:06.960
the super moves, et cetera.
Thank you for giving me a break

1197
01:28:08.039 --> 01:28:11.680
on my u from my monotony every
week. So I think that that could

1198
01:28:11.720 --> 01:28:15.520
be part of that conversation, I
think. But absolutely characters be the main

1199
01:28:15.560 --> 01:28:19.479
characters. We all the guests,
so music fucking thing, Well, no,

1200
01:28:19.359 --> 01:28:21.560
no, no, it can't.
It can't be everybody then, because

1201
01:28:21.600 --> 01:28:25.239
that just kind of bleeds into what
we're what the other thing is. If

1202
01:28:25.279 --> 01:28:30.359
it's just us, if it's just
three, could that work? Probably not

1203
01:28:30.800 --> 01:28:33.640
that munn for that. We should
do a beat them up game where it's

1204
01:28:33.720 --> 01:28:39.239
US three, and then we'll and
then build like that and maybe some secret

1205
01:28:39.319 --> 01:28:42.119
characters will be some guests or some
ship I don't know. We want of

1206
01:28:42.159 --> 01:28:48.960
secret characters in there. We'll get
piss coin, Lily. I want to

1207
01:28:48.960 --> 01:28:54.680
do a fuckingk and you know,
like the Marvels capcom Hadukes Superduken where it's

1208
01:28:54.680 --> 01:28:57.760
like a huge stream. I just
want to be like this huge stream of

1209
01:28:57.800 --> 01:29:05.399
piss, just like it is.
It is. It is such a it

1210
01:29:05.479 --> 01:29:11.359
is such a big and forceful stream
of piss that it's going through the jenes

1211
01:29:11.560 --> 01:29:16.119
and it's still enough pressure to knock
people down. You guys ever see Cyclopes

1212
01:29:16.800 --> 01:29:23.439
games At that moment, you were
just pissed straight through your g listeners.

1213
01:29:23.439 --> 01:29:30.000
Go look up us. Cyclops is
his hyper optic blast because like his fucking

1214
01:29:30.199 --> 01:29:34.399
beam is almost as large as the
screen itself. It is so ridiculous that

1215
01:29:34.439 --> 01:29:40.119
movie is that, it's so fucking
stupid. I love how he has to

1216
01:29:40.239 --> 01:29:45.239
show you can optic blast. That
was always my crazy bam. And then

1217
01:29:45.279 --> 01:29:46.960
one little shoot at the end,
I was like, fuck, I like

1218
01:29:47.039 --> 01:29:51.199
Cyclopes, dude. I grew up
loving Cyclops and I didn't know he was

1219
01:29:51.319 --> 01:29:56.319
lame until well later in my life
than everybody. I always thought it was

1220
01:29:56.399 --> 01:30:00.359
lame until X Members street Fighter.
I was like Cyclopes and then and then

1221
01:30:01.000 --> 01:30:03.960
there he is in the cover shaking
hands with Reu and I'm like, oh

1222
01:30:04.119 --> 01:30:06.359
fuck. And then his move set
was actually pretty cool, and I'm like,

1223
01:30:06.359 --> 01:30:09.000
you know what, I like cy
Cops now. But no, he

1224
01:30:09.039 --> 01:30:12.680
was always good. He was the
he was the he was cock blocking Wolverine.

1225
01:30:12.920 --> 01:30:15.920
I'm like, brouh, you mean
wolver was cursing on his fucking bullshit.

1226
01:30:16.039 --> 01:30:18.319
Don't get me wrong, I like
Wolverine more. I like Wolverine a

1227
01:30:18.319 --> 01:30:21.319
lot as well, but I like
I like good guys. I almost like

1228
01:30:21.359 --> 01:30:25.880
disliked good guys. Wolverine's a good
guy, but he's a cunt. Yeah,

1229
01:30:25.920 --> 01:30:30.119
he's he's he's the he's a real
person. That's the thing. He's

1230
01:30:30.159 --> 01:30:35.960
like a which is like people on
average, there's like they're short, they're

1231
01:30:36.039 --> 01:30:40.079
angry, they've had the short end
of the stick. You got experimented on.

1232
01:30:40.159 --> 01:30:44.760
Wouldn't you be a cut dude if
you were like you had that type

1233
01:30:44.800 --> 01:30:48.479
of bad luck. So I'd just
be like you fucking Knit, you know,

1234
01:30:48.560 --> 01:30:58.920
liked yo. You know he always
calls Scott watch out four eyes.

1235
01:30:59.760 --> 01:31:02.600
He's he's no good for you,
Gene. He's a bitch ass Knit.

1236
01:31:02.760 --> 01:31:06.600
He's a bitch ass nigga. I'll
just say he'll say soft ay, he

1237
01:31:06.640 --> 01:31:10.239
won't be I'm sorry, I grew
up, he says. Nigga. He

1238
01:31:10.239 --> 01:31:13.119
says nigga. He's like, my
apologies. Who's black? And that?

1239
01:31:13.319 --> 01:31:16.640
He says, Well, I don't
think over he does discriminate because he's he's

1240
01:31:16.720 --> 01:31:19.840
he's piped down all those girls.
He don't discriminate. He's just giving it

1241
01:31:19.840 --> 01:31:24.399
out. He's just he's tossing whoever
can catch it. Bro every generation.

1242
01:31:24.880 --> 01:31:29.600
He's just the yo, Hey you
want some pipe ro fuck you better than

1243
01:31:29.600 --> 01:31:33.720
that African nigga? Oh my god, damn Wovere. You're talking a lot

1244
01:31:33.720 --> 01:31:41.600
of it about black panther, Black
who black? Who I don't want to,

1245
01:31:41.600 --> 01:31:44.239
No nigga, n I don't know, black nigga, Get the funk

1246
01:31:44.279 --> 01:31:47.359
out of here. You want to
fucking yeah, you have animan on your

1247
01:31:47.439 --> 01:31:51.079
claws, on your on the ends
of your fucking cute ass nails. That's

1248
01:31:51.119 --> 01:32:00.399
cute I have. Yeah, yeah, go ahead, we're drinking. If

1249
01:32:00.399 --> 01:32:11.359
this almost if the start tank was
designed, if the Stark tank designed,

1250
01:32:11.359 --> 01:32:19.039
and your weapon in Halo, uh
good good, just keep going Halo,

1251
01:32:19.199 --> 01:32:25.800
it would just be the needler,
except Chris would name it the N Wordler's

1252
01:32:25.800 --> 01:32:29.479
stupid. That is so funny.
But yeah, stupid. Yeah, sure,

1253
01:32:29.479 --> 01:32:33.960
that's bad as What would it do
just like put a bunch of seems

1254
01:32:33.960 --> 01:32:36.079
like it's a bunch of a bunch
of niggas. There's a bunch of niggas

1255
01:32:36.079 --> 01:32:42.720
in there. That's crazy. I
have the I have the perfect what it

1256
01:32:42.720 --> 01:32:46.000
would do to you? Okay,
what watermelon stratono and then you turn into

1257
01:32:46.000 --> 01:32:50.840
a black person? Ah, that's
all right, that's so. That's that's

1258
01:32:50.880 --> 01:32:57.119
sae. That is that's insane even
for that universe. That's such an elderly

1259
01:32:57.319 --> 01:33:02.479
racism. Yeah all right, you're
just shooting an elite and elites like black

1260
01:33:03.199 --> 01:33:10.560
man standing there a black human and
he's like, what happened? What happened?

1261
01:33:11.319 --> 01:33:15.079
Stupid? You're like mister elite.
He's like I was. I was

1262
01:33:15.119 --> 01:33:20.479
a whole different thing a few seconds
ago. What's going on? I guess

1263
01:33:21.479 --> 01:33:29.880
dog would react to seeing, and
it's to seeing. Do you think,

1264
01:33:30.079 --> 01:33:31.880
curgy? How do you think?
Courage? The cowardly dog would explain nine

1265
01:33:31.920 --> 01:33:38.239
to eleven to use this in Muriel, I remember, remember who turned into

1266
01:33:38.239 --> 01:33:45.199
the fucking building? And he blow
up? The blow up? I love

1267
01:33:45.239 --> 01:33:51.239
it. I love that his language
is shape shifting. I love that he

1268
01:33:51.319 --> 01:33:56.159
shape shifts as a part of his
language. But he can't, like he

1269
01:33:56.199 --> 01:34:00.520
can't really, but he can speak. He can because he said the things

1270
01:34:00.560 --> 01:34:02.479
I do full of you know,
he says, though he says, that

1271
01:34:03.279 --> 01:34:08.319
is not him speaking, That is
him conveying to us. I think that's

1272
01:34:08.359 --> 01:34:11.319
him speaking. I like to think
that that's the only thing that he can

1273
01:34:11.359 --> 01:34:15.000
say and his actual no, no, no, don't know, speak don't

1274
01:34:15.000 --> 01:34:19.079
know, but it's not him really
speaking. No, no, no,

1275
01:34:19.079 --> 01:34:23.600
you misunderstand. I understand what you're
saying. Like he's conveying to us.

1276
01:34:23.640 --> 01:34:27.239
It's like we're reading his mind in
some way. But I believe in universe.

1277
01:34:27.279 --> 01:34:34.119
He is also shape shifting while he
is well, and then he becomes

1278
01:34:34.159 --> 01:34:38.920
a plane for three frames and then
he goes back to being like a yammer.

1279
01:34:39.319 --> 01:34:42.119
I think at some point, like
if Courage was able to live his

1280
01:34:42.319 --> 01:34:45.159
entire life, I think he would
eventually just be able to shape shift into

1281
01:34:45.199 --> 01:34:50.239
a into a person who knows how
to calmly explain the situation. And I

1282
01:34:50.239 --> 01:34:54.800
think that's what that I think.
I think, what will happen eventually?

1283
01:34:54.800 --> 01:35:00.359
Eventually? Eventually, eventually he'll get
to a point where kind of there's a

1284
01:35:00.399 --> 01:35:08.279
demon outside and he's going to kill
us, and then we'll shape shift back

1285
01:35:08.279 --> 01:35:13.760
into a dog. And how we
got here, I have no idea what

1286
01:35:15.680 --> 01:35:17.960
because I thought about I thought about
trying to explain. I thought about trying

1287
01:35:18.000 --> 01:35:23.239
to explain, like how would I
explain an alien becoming a black person,

1288
01:35:24.199 --> 01:35:30.159
like instantly after getting shot with that
stupid weapon that kicks and described, and

1289
01:35:30.319 --> 01:35:33.159
I just kind of flashed into the
state of like I would have to just

1290
01:35:33.239 --> 01:35:36.119
hysterically encourage the cowardly dog explain.
And then I thought about, like how

1291
01:35:36.159 --> 01:35:42.800
would he explain, Like how would
he explain January sixth, Like would he

1292
01:35:42.840 --> 01:35:45.800
shape shift into would he shape shifted
and Donald Trump, and it'd be like,

1293
01:35:46.079 --> 01:35:51.520
yeah, maybe of smaller courages.
Approaching one regular courage in a copsuit

1294
01:35:51.760 --> 01:36:00.279
on steps, he turns into he
turns into he turns into Ashley Babbitt exploding,

1295
01:36:01.600 --> 01:36:09.920
uh off a wall. That's crazy. I didn't even remember that name.

1296
01:36:10.000 --> 01:36:13.760
That that's yeah, that's the name. Yeah. They got a headshot

1297
01:36:13.840 --> 01:36:17.199
multiplier on that one man. That's
that's that was fucking That was crazy.

1298
01:36:17.439 --> 01:36:28.520
Determination do you think the guy after
that was like nice? Yeah, yeah,

1299
01:36:29.319 --> 01:36:35.159
you nice. Look at that motherfucker's
head. It's good. Let's go.

1300
01:36:35.239 --> 01:36:40.560
Let's go. That name that I
read before about the Halo weapon being

1301
01:36:40.560 --> 01:36:43.079
made, except I would call it
the N wordler or whatever. I'm not

1302
01:36:43.079 --> 01:36:46.720
reading that name again. He wrote, dear middle aged middle class and just

1303
01:36:46.840 --> 01:36:56.560
playing mid God damn. My question
is with the super Bowl with the yeah,

1304
01:36:56.600 --> 01:36:59.039
I guess you must have who's middle? Am I middle class? I

1305
01:36:59.279 --> 01:37:02.800
want to know mid I don't know, I don't know. I don't like.

1306
01:37:02.880 --> 01:37:06.199
A lot of it is a lot
of it is a lot of not

1307
01:37:06.279 --> 01:37:10.760
nice. With the super Bowl being
this month, which video game characters would

1308
01:37:10.800 --> 01:37:15.439
you recruit in a space jam like
scenario to save the earth. To make

1309
01:37:15.479 --> 01:37:20.640
it interesting, let's say the contest
is in two parts, regular American football

1310
01:37:20.680 --> 01:37:25.359
and hardcore gay power bottoming. All
right, that's ridiculus. We're getting crazy.

1311
01:37:25.720 --> 01:37:28.600
Uh, they have to be.
They have to be total champions in

1312
01:37:28.640 --> 01:37:32.479
both arenas. I like the idea
football. Yeah, let's keep it the

1313
01:37:32.479 --> 01:37:42.840
football. It's easy, Augustus Cole
obviously, yeah, easily. What's crazy?

1314
01:37:43.359 --> 01:37:45.760
You know it's crazy? There are
I really feel like there are D

1315
01:37:45.920 --> 01:37:49.560
and D monsters that are not as
strong as coal. Like I feel like

1316
01:37:49.560 --> 01:37:58.079
there are strong D and D creatures
that Coal would beat the like could Like,

1317
01:37:58.119 --> 01:38:01.399
I feel like if he thought of
Albert by him himself with a rock,

1318
01:38:01.439 --> 01:38:03.720
well, you give him like a
rock that's about the size of his

1319
01:38:03.760 --> 01:38:06.920
hand, then he can lift up
and slam on it. I think he'll

1320
01:38:08.039 --> 01:38:12.159
kill the alb before it kills him. He might like lacerations, but I

1321
01:38:12.199 --> 01:38:15.800
feel like the only way that Albert
would win is if it crushed him,

1322
01:38:15.840 --> 01:38:19.239
like I've seen some people do.
Like I've seen some people use the Albear

1323
01:38:19.319 --> 01:38:25.119
like a fucking media torpedo, And
I was like, that ship is game

1324
01:38:25.640 --> 01:38:30.159
ruining, dude. The creativity so
fucked because you just large and larger Albert.

1325
01:38:30.359 --> 01:38:35.560
Haven't jump on somebody and it doesn't
insane amount of damage. It's it's

1326
01:38:36.119 --> 01:38:40.279
I think it's the most damage in
the game, crushing somebody with Albert.

1327
01:38:40.960 --> 01:38:45.079
I think it's we like damage per
like not Catholic a spell. You just

1328
01:38:45.199 --> 01:38:48.079
jump land on it and you're like, oh, I did like seventy damage

1329
01:38:48.119 --> 01:38:53.199
to six people. Yeah, it
just keep doing it. But yeah,

1330
01:38:53.239 --> 01:38:57.399
Cole would definitely who else be Okay, So if we care talking about American

1331
01:38:57.399 --> 01:39:01.359
football, I think age in twenty
seven or forty seven. You say Agent

1332
01:39:02.079 --> 01:39:09.640
seven twenty seven got his name from
hod It's me. I want to live.

1333
01:39:09.680 --> 01:39:16.840
I want to live in a fucking
universe. It's Agent. Well,

1334
01:39:16.880 --> 01:39:20.319
actually, no, Agent forty seven
might be a good thing to have because

1335
01:39:20.359 --> 01:39:28.039
he we've established that he's he's good
at everything except being a decent part,

1336
01:39:28.119 --> 01:39:30.760
Like he can't be a normal part. Like he's really good at at mimicking

1337
01:39:30.760 --> 01:39:34.159
everybody to the point where he could
just play the part. He could play

1338
01:39:34.199 --> 01:39:39.399
the part convincingly of a really good
football player and do well Like Tom Brady.

1339
01:39:40.199 --> 01:39:42.800
Yeah, yeah, he would be
able to will dress up as Tom

1340
01:39:42.840 --> 01:39:45.840
Brady, start kissing his son and
ship and they get ready to play and

1341
01:39:45.840 --> 01:39:47.840
everybody, yeah, yeah, it
should it should be for our team.

1342
01:39:47.880 --> 01:39:53.920
It's it's Coltrane and then Tom Brady, but it's clearly aged forty seven,

1343
01:39:54.399 --> 01:40:00.199
like it's just a baldman. It
is is a baldman with a fucking our

1344
01:40:00.239 --> 01:40:04.239
coat on his back who doesn't speak
at all, and it's it just says

1345
01:40:04.319 --> 01:40:10.520
Tom Brady. He doesn't even put
on his help. He doesn't, you

1346
01:40:10.560 --> 01:40:12.800
know, he doesn't. He doesn't
need it, he doesn't need it.

1347
01:40:13.000 --> 01:40:19.079
He's a flawless football player. I
love that. I think I think sack

1348
01:40:19.239 --> 01:40:24.479
Boy, I think sack Boy should
be there because here's here's what I'm thinking.

1349
01:40:24.520 --> 01:40:30.279
I think sack Boy can you can
probably make the ball out of him,

1350
01:40:30.319 --> 01:40:31.840
and then you kind of get yourself, you kind of get yourself a

1351
01:40:31.880 --> 01:40:38.000
little. There is that is that
cheating? That's that's just it's space jam.

1352
01:40:38.039 --> 01:40:43.800
The whole thing is cheating. The
whole thing is you think it's you

1353
01:40:43.880 --> 01:40:46.239
think it's You don't think it was
a calculated decision to put the rapist from

1354
01:40:46.239 --> 01:40:50.399
a clockwork orange in the front row
fucking seats at that like court side,

1355
01:40:50.840 --> 01:40:54.960
at that loud Tunes game, as
like a distraction tactic to be like,

1356
01:40:54.960 --> 01:41:05.920
why the fuck are they aren't they
addressed to cut where they rape Lebron James.

1357
01:41:06.600 --> 01:41:12.159
They just they raped him out his
shoes bro right, like it was

1358
01:41:12.159 --> 01:41:15.600
going on, he was raping him
and his shoes flew flew off. I

1359
01:41:16.039 --> 01:41:20.920
love the idea. I really liked
the idea of them addressing it in some

1360
01:41:20.960 --> 01:41:25.520
way, Like I like the idea
of like Bugs Bunny turning to death like

1361
01:41:25.760 --> 01:41:29.239
there's no music or anything. It
just cuts to music. It cuts to

1362
01:41:29.720 --> 01:41:34.399
bugs and Daffy and Bugs is like
that was like rapist from those are those

1363
01:41:34.399 --> 01:41:39.479
the Yeah there's the rapists? No, there's not even Yeah, there's no

1364
01:41:39.560 --> 01:41:43.840
character there. It's a real moment
of it's sincere moment a Bugs Bunny being

1365
01:41:43.920 --> 01:41:48.600
like are those the rapists? From
a clockwork orange in the front? And

1366
01:41:48.640 --> 01:41:54.239
then it cuts back to like the
the Shenanigans. That would have been sick

1367
01:41:54.239 --> 01:41:57.520
as fun. That actually I would
have appreciated that for real. It would

1368
01:41:57.520 --> 01:42:00.279
have been the only good thing about
that movie, because that god damn movie

1369
01:42:00.399 --> 01:42:08.800
was Yeah, wow, were two
more people, Yeah, like two more

1370
01:42:08.800 --> 01:42:17.399
people would like Blitz. Yeah,
let's see hmmm. I think honestly,

1371
01:42:17.399 --> 01:42:21.800
it's just muscly and she's very Carlac's
great. That's great. You need to

1372
01:42:23.039 --> 01:42:26.439
need food to Carlac though, you
need food, Carla, all right,

1373
01:42:26.640 --> 01:42:33.000
okay, pipe on her with the
pipe. You just slapped someone. You

1374
01:42:33.279 --> 01:42:40.319
guys know how you guys know how
poison is? Uh is technically trends in

1375
01:42:40.000 --> 01:42:43.960
a in a street fighters and stop
stop. Yeah, yeah, well technically

1376
01:42:44.039 --> 01:42:47.439
yes she is. Yeah, if
you go to final fight and yes,

1377
01:42:47.800 --> 01:42:50.760
technically that's true. You're you're you're
you're saying, you're saying facts. But

1378
01:42:50.800 --> 01:42:54.920
I disagree. Well, I mean
you get yeah, because he beat off

1379
01:42:54.920 --> 01:43:01.560
to her a lot. Now you're
ashamed. I went back to Street out

1380
01:43:01.560 --> 01:43:06.199
of four and I found her her
food mod. Dude, it is so

1381
01:43:06.800 --> 01:43:12.520
funny. It is the biggest penis
on earth. It is her is her

1382
01:43:12.640 --> 01:43:17.000
thing, her penis or it's just
it's just it's just a huge It just

1383
01:43:17.359 --> 01:43:21.640
it looks like it's so big.
It's almost like if you grabbed a Nathan

1384
01:43:21.680 --> 01:43:27.279
hotdog and put it up to the
screen, like it's so big. It's

1385
01:43:27.479 --> 01:43:30.159
I'm like, bro, why is
it so big? It's the funniest.

1386
01:43:30.159 --> 01:43:32.720
Like anyway, I got another one. I got another one, I got

1387
01:43:32.760 --> 01:43:41.479
another one who we got blinks the
time sweeper. Well, you would cheat,

1388
01:43:42.079 --> 01:43:48.760
Blinks would cheat the rewind the game. Can uh all right, this

1389
01:43:48.800 --> 01:43:53.760
is getting kind of weird. You
know what would do? Blinks would stop

1390
01:43:53.880 --> 01:43:58.680
time and have people injure the other
same teammates. He would like he would

1391
01:43:58.720 --> 01:44:02.359
like, stop time, go grab
the regular quarterback when the whole team is

1392
01:44:02.399 --> 01:44:08.039
about the dog pile of the other
team's quarterback and they all land on that

1393
01:44:08.119 --> 01:44:11.680
guy, so they all cripple their
own quarterback. And but he's like,

1394
01:44:11.680 --> 01:44:15.039
I don't know how he got there. That's insane. I hope he's the

1395
01:44:15.319 --> 01:44:19.319
last to run into the hospital.
Blink freezes time, so he is insigne

1396
01:44:19.319 --> 01:44:27.520
the ambulance and that's crazy. So
it's him and then Private Allen, not

1397
01:44:27.680 --> 01:44:32.079
Keith David's character, Private Private Allen, the one he's directing. Yeah,

1398
01:44:32.479 --> 01:44:40.119
yeah, not even any of the
iconic characters franchise. It's just Private Out

1399
01:44:41.920 --> 01:44:48.239
franchise has and you chose wanre quarterback. Yeah, I want Private Quarterback,

1400
01:44:50.000 --> 01:44:58.279
Private Allen. Yeah, and Keith
David as himself from Saints for as the

1401
01:44:58.319 --> 01:45:04.359
coach. So we haven't made exact
I believe in you. Private Out,

1402
01:45:04.439 --> 01:45:10.600
I'm keeping I'm keep David hit the
Showers, Tom Brady. That is how

1403
01:45:10.720 --> 01:45:14.279
that is how coaches talk to their
That is that is how coaches talk to

1404
01:45:14.319 --> 01:45:18.760
their team. It's like, guys, it's my name is this Showers.

1405
01:45:23.880 --> 01:45:30.079
My name is Andy Reid. The
super bowls today? Remember they also read

1406
01:45:30.600 --> 01:45:34.640
good game. The super Bowl is
today. Just fucking give me the most

1407
01:45:35.359 --> 01:45:43.399
obvious information possible. It is a
Wednesday. Let's uh, let's move into

1408
01:45:43.600 --> 01:45:45.600
uh oh yeah, so this is
another PS from that guy. It's like,

1409
01:45:45.680 --> 01:45:49.239
PS, I started subscribing and listening
on account of my cute boyfriend Scottie,

1410
01:45:49.560 --> 01:45:53.680
who would absolutely blush if he heard
you read that, Chris. So

1411
01:45:53.760 --> 01:45:57.039
there you go. I hope he's
blushing. Uh. If not, I

1412
01:45:57.199 --> 01:46:00.319
demand a fucking I demand more money. I demand a lot more money from

1413
01:46:00.359 --> 01:46:06.359
you. If he's not blushing,
give me one of your vest and give

1414
01:46:06.439 --> 01:46:10.119
up one of your paychecks. You
can, you can part with one of

1415
01:46:10.159 --> 01:46:17.920
them, fine prize, find the
most can. You don't imagine donating a

1416
01:46:18.039 --> 01:46:30.880
paycheck to anyone and really deserves it. It's so fucking like your priority everything.

1417
01:46:32.520 --> 01:46:36.279
It's just the entire thing. Hey, hey, asshole, you forgot

1418
01:46:36.359 --> 01:46:43.359
to sign it and you got to
send it back. Oh man, all

1419
01:46:43.439 --> 01:46:48.520
right, physical paychecks. Yes,
yeah, you gotta rip the little things

1420
01:46:48.560 --> 01:46:54.920
off. You gotta sign that bitch
ancient ship. So I'm a little confused.

1421
01:46:55.000 --> 01:46:58.800
I'm a little confused by this question. Honestly, Spank Sinatra and bing

1422
01:46:59.039 --> 01:47:03.960
comesby. It's good. I like
that. They said, hello, think

1423
01:47:04.079 --> 01:47:08.439
comes to me. It's really good. Hello. Insert mildly racist names here.

1424
01:47:10.039 --> 01:47:15.079
Yeah, yeah, we're good.
Uh papah yeah, first time writer,

1425
01:47:15.159 --> 01:47:19.760
a longtime listener. Keeping it simple, would y'all rather give the first

1426
01:47:19.920 --> 01:47:28.279
ninety percent of a blowjob or the
last one percent? Well, I mean

1427
01:47:28.960 --> 01:47:31.479
yeah, so you're you're just saying, like, raight before the money shot,

1428
01:47:31.560 --> 01:47:35.600
right, so you just so.
So I think this is an easy

1429
01:47:35.720 --> 01:47:43.039
question because there is no stipulation of
you must take a shot in the mouth

1430
01:47:43.199 --> 01:47:53.199
to complete a blowjob, right like
that is not that is essentially they tap

1431
01:47:53.279 --> 01:47:55.399
on you like you know, like
you're being submitted, and then you just

1432
01:47:56.279 --> 01:48:00.279
right there misses you and all you
literally just got one little that's it.

1433
01:48:00.079 --> 01:48:03.159
I mean, that's yeah, that's
way better. Lemon. What if he's

1434
01:48:03.159 --> 01:48:10.239
a concussive boy and like it hits
you and actually rip rips my my mouth

1435
01:48:10.239 --> 01:48:12.960
split open like the joker because I
didn't. I didn't get it like out

1436
01:48:13.039 --> 01:48:17.079
in times, like I got these
scars, three scars on their faces,

1437
01:48:17.079 --> 01:48:19.359
like, oh, did you find
like a liner he had attack? Like

1438
01:48:19.479 --> 01:48:26.680
nah, Actually I kissed this guy's
dick and he came real hard and it

1439
01:48:26.920 --> 01:48:29.319
poured up my face a little bit. That's why have these three scars on

1440
01:48:29.359 --> 01:48:32.720
my face. Like that's the joke, that's the joker organ origins. He

1441
01:48:32.800 --> 01:48:39.079
went crazy after that, That's what
happened. He busted so hard and he

1442
01:48:39.119 --> 01:48:44.239
went and then he like after he
started laughing like just maniacally, after his

1443
01:48:44.359 --> 01:48:49.880
fucking face got ripped over by the
coup and then the he just like now

1444
01:48:49.920 --> 01:48:58.760
he has the white makeup to represents
get came on, that is great.

1445
01:49:00.640 --> 01:49:05.279
Comes on, that's so freaking maniacal. Oh, let's get the let's get

1446
01:49:05.279 --> 01:49:09.079
the hell out of here. I
can't even I can't abide by that.

1447
01:49:10.159 --> 01:49:15.000
Thank you for everybody for supporting this
fucking disaster. Uh. Come on over

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to patreon dot com slash star tank
to uh to get your question in the

1449
01:49:18.560 --> 01:49:26.000
universe where every village is based on
com go go ahead, get out here.

1450
01:49:26.279 --> 01:49:29.479
I just want to it's it's it's, it's, it's the choker and

1451
01:49:29.520 --> 01:49:34.640
the dribbler, Yeah, the dwibbler
or the jizzler with just a bunch of

1452
01:49:34.800 --> 01:49:43.680
sperm all over the suit spur ah
Batman. He still does riddles, but

1453
01:49:43.760 --> 01:49:55.359
they're all come related and they're really
obvious. It's just done solving them for

1454
01:49:55.520 --> 01:50:00.920
you, Batman. What's white and
comes out of my pain is it's come.

1455
01:50:01.159 --> 01:50:13.760
It's like, yamad, it's all
the answers, always going goes,

1456
01:50:14.119 --> 01:50:20.760
what's what's what's caking my room?
But but still with me, and it's

1457
01:50:20.800 --> 01:50:27.079
like, it's it come foiled again. Good job, file God damn it

1458
01:50:27.800 --> 01:50:31.880
you. It's like, why do
you keep making everything to It's come?

1459
01:50:31.960 --> 01:50:36.880
It's all it's funny. I'll get
you next time, you black creature I

1460
01:50:36.960 --> 01:50:44.359
mean in darkness, I mean nutting
skin and a black person. He will,

1461
01:50:44.439 --> 01:50:48.880
but not because they're bad. I'm
gonna get cancel. He's dressed in

1462
01:50:49.119 --> 01:51:10.960
coming, all right, let's commy
Quinn, the come Alert Quinn, the

1463
01:51:11.079 --> 01:51:25.920
Jizzler to come or two sperm mis
mister free brain, the main vein killer

1464
01:51:26.039 --> 01:51:40.159
Come. He's the exact same,
He's the exact same as clay Face.

1465
01:51:40.199 --> 01:51:43.600
He can become anybody. But it's
like a perfect DNA match to the like,

1466
01:51:43.760 --> 01:51:48.039
because it's come like he can just
become anyone's come so like you just

1467
01:51:48.119 --> 01:51:51.279
like if you get a DNA sample
from com face, it's like it's whoever

1468
01:51:51.399 --> 01:51:58.479
he's impersonating at that time, that
is fucking phenomenal. Come and then and

1469
01:51:58.520 --> 01:52:03.199
then there's a poison ivy parentheses with
come with because there's because there's nothing.

1470
01:52:03.640 --> 01:52:08.640
I don't know what you could do
to Poyson. I really yeah, because

1471
01:52:08.640 --> 01:52:13.520
already use coming Quinn Harley or Harley
cum I don't know whichever. Plat woman

1472
01:52:14.680 --> 01:52:21.920
splat splat. Alright, there we
go. There's too much come in the

1473
01:52:23.000 --> 01:52:25.239
city. All right, let's go. I gotta get the funk out of

1474
01:52:25.239 --> 01:52:33.239
here. Actually come up the streets. Alright, how long do we have?

1475
01:52:33.359 --> 01:52:35.520
Do we have time to run through
the credits real quick? Can we

1476
01:52:35.600 --> 01:52:39.000
do that? Or should we just
like save it for later? Well,

1477
01:52:40.439 --> 01:52:44.439
if we're just stop it, how
much? When when is your heart out?

1478
01:52:44.439 --> 01:52:46.760
When's your heart out? Well?
I mean, what's the time,

1479
01:52:48.000 --> 01:52:49.560
Just just do it. Let's go, let's go, let's do it,

1480
01:52:49.600 --> 01:52:54.479
because all right, Gayard war goes
gluck gluck gluck, got wah wah.

1481
01:52:54.720 --> 01:52:58.439
I don't know what that means,
how do you make the interviewer? Yeah,

1482
01:52:58.760 --> 01:53:00.239
yeah, the interview I don't know
enough to know is fucking cash righted?

1483
01:53:00.439 --> 01:53:03.880
How do you make names longer?
It won't let me. Thanks.

1484
01:53:04.399 --> 01:53:08.800
If the start tank designed a new
weapon in Halo, it would just be

1485
01:53:08.840 --> 01:53:11.159
the need lerksip, Chris would change
it to the N wordler. Uh,

1486
01:53:11.319 --> 01:53:14.560
Patroon cuts off my name. Holy
shit, Chris does look like Julia Louis

1487
01:53:14.600 --> 01:53:19.640
Dreyfus. You're crazy, Uh bargains
imprisoning me all that I see absolute savings,

1488
01:53:19.680 --> 01:53:23.079
big meat. He thinks Andy Demand, whose handies are stre and Dandy

1489
01:53:23.199 --> 01:53:30.000
cocky for the piss cut. Chris
only likes cocky. I can't believe you

1490
01:53:30.000 --> 01:53:35.000
didn't think of cocky? Right?
Oh man, I love I love drinking

1491
01:53:35.039 --> 01:53:40.159
bizwel I read the Patriot, Dabesh. Chris only like Juli Leue Drivers because

1492
01:53:40.159 --> 01:53:45.039
he kind of looks like our Heath
Smoker. Uh too much cold this Heath

1493
01:53:45.119 --> 01:53:50.840
Smoker drizzy, drizzy Drake's Drizzler,
Jesse Pickman, homeless transferm who has a

1494
01:53:51.039 --> 01:53:54.880
town inside her. Hey, he
saw the guy's pizza, thin boy and

1495
01:53:55.039 --> 01:54:01.560
long feller a slender opera. Uh
smoking Hussein Bolt Dick. Toby Keith be

1496
01:54:01.760 --> 01:54:04.760
like, I ain't alive as I
once was. Fuck it, carry out

1497
01:54:04.800 --> 01:54:13.319
with the slander. Ship sucks here. Yeah, it's amazing how little I

1498
01:54:13.359 --> 01:54:17.159
gave a ship when when I saw
that, like all react, Yeah,

1499
01:54:17.960 --> 01:54:23.479
it wasn't even worth making fun of
mister pants Chris. I'm going to use

1500
01:54:23.479 --> 01:54:29.079
you as a condom from my for
when I'm fucking swings a jar ass baller

1501
01:54:29.159 --> 01:54:35.680
of the first Sin spumbufutters going down
on chun Lee like Ed eating his mattress,

1502
01:54:36.439 --> 01:54:40.680
starting with the toes, stopping at
the hips. Yeah, dude,

1503
01:54:40.680 --> 01:54:46.479
absolute jolly old dipshit Uncle shot Uncle
Ben Shapiro. Let's say hypothetic was shot

1504
01:54:46.520 --> 01:54:54.840
by a criminal you chose not to
apprehend. Actually that's good. Once I

1505
01:54:54.960 --> 01:54:59.760
had my cock up to my jaw, they said I wasn't gonna suck it.

1506
01:55:00.000 --> 01:55:02.279
I don't know. I don't know
tofer Laser Pistol, Cipher Graft Gay

1507
01:55:02.319 --> 01:55:04.560
Peter Parker be like, I'm gonna
put some dick in your mouth. Crack

1508
01:55:04.640 --> 01:55:14.319
a cracker, Rot and Negita and
pick Scholo team up to fight Maji and

1509
01:55:14.600 --> 01:55:21.920
Jew is so good, he wrote, Jude, Normally, I feel like

1510
01:55:21.960 --> 01:55:30.920
you should have done it with the
two u's, but not a straight by

1511
01:55:30.039 --> 01:55:34.359
men in them. I'm not a
straight to gay to stand everybody, come

1512
01:55:34.520 --> 01:55:40.159
gate mom in uh Sweeney's inability to
not interrupt Chris Ao. My name is

1513
01:55:40.199 --> 01:55:42.960
Colin Moriarty. I'm gonna need a
jug for all this squirre I'm about to

1514
01:55:43.000 --> 01:55:45.439
produce. Uh come in, the
sheets up to my ankles, coming,

1515
01:55:45.479 --> 01:55:47.479
the sheets up to my knee,
coming, the sheets up to my buttthole,

1516
01:55:47.520 --> 01:55:51.960
coming my eyes all over me,
uh Sweeney superpowers being confidently wrong.

1517
01:55:53.039 --> 01:55:55.880
Back to tank of km caucas container
in the crackerbout for gays, Donald Trump

1518
01:55:55.920 --> 01:55:58.199
burping on Dom's clip fight me,
Greg Miller for what you've done to my

1519
01:55:58.199 --> 01:56:00.560
boot. All I want is the
bust inside of I or two. I'll

1520
01:56:00.600 --> 01:56:03.199
fuck them and they'll fuck you.
Thank God, We're no, We're gay.

1521
01:56:03.319 --> 01:56:06.600
No rain she pipkin on my pip
up possum can't smell, and Chris

1522
01:56:06.680 --> 01:56:11.399
is kind of right. Vince McMahon
actually shadow with head during a threesome,

1523
01:56:11.439 --> 01:56:15.399
allegedly average energy. What starts with
my hellcat push to start ends with eer

1524
01:56:15.600 --> 01:56:17.960
just the hard R star coffee Yo. I can work, can I?

1525
01:56:18.159 --> 01:56:23.119
I can work on gangster quest creation
of Adam. But they're touching dicks.

1526
01:56:23.399 --> 01:56:30.760
Oh that's weird creation aboutam uh Maler
and the culture War soldiers. I stopped

1527
01:56:30.760 --> 01:56:32.960
paying my rent so I could be
a real fan transferm Gremlin exposing people with

1528
01:56:33.079 --> 01:56:36.760
lactose and toolers, the ninety million
rodogens of ionizing radiation, Yush not Vin

1529
01:56:36.840 --> 01:56:40.319
Penn Angelic DM big dudes. Fuck
the living shit out of me. They

1530
01:56:40.319 --> 01:56:42.279
could care less as long as I'm
on my needs to take off your clothes.

1531
01:56:42.359 --> 01:56:45.199
Craig the Canadian Richard Fisting and the
ever changing name Uh, it's your

1532
01:56:45.239 --> 01:56:49.399
boy, Shawney d Jinkies Velma.
We like can't call Asian people that anymore.

1533
01:56:49.439 --> 01:56:56.239
Man again, it's whatever Ben and
Jerry's fucking monkey. I live in

1534
01:56:56.319 --> 01:56:59.159
Philly and everything you said is true. Look up kensy Deb's two fifteen on

1535
01:56:59.239 --> 01:57:01.680
Instagram. I looked up Abby Shapiro's
titties and got the article for incarceration in

1536
01:57:01.720 --> 01:57:04.960
the US. Three XO inventing a
new sect of Islam where you get seventy

1537
01:57:04.960 --> 01:57:09.079
two fen boys after blowing up the
bathroom, slurp, slurping, stroke and

1538
01:57:09.159 --> 01:57:11.880
smoking joking. Emoticon's going like this, drip amah Lord of homeless Drip.

1539
01:57:11.920 --> 01:57:13.560
I walk a lonely road, the
only one that I have ever known.

1540
01:57:13.600 --> 01:57:15.520
Don't know where it goes, but
it's only me and I'm fucking gay.

1541
01:57:15.840 --> 01:57:18.640
Obi wan Sha blow me. Norwegian
game dev is homeless and gay. Let

1542
01:57:18.680 --> 01:57:21.640
me smash Kremlin de Gremlin. If
I hear one more chump of casino at,

1543
01:57:21.680 --> 01:57:26.239
I'll kill you. I'm gonna steal
your bones. Apton Oak fucking police

1544
01:57:26.279 --> 01:57:29.119
coming hard as I thrust in pound
Avi Chris, what happened to the Swen

1545
01:57:29.239 --> 01:57:31.960
Bears video? I still don't know? Uh, Derek, look up only

1546
01:57:32.119 --> 01:57:36.600
OG's remember this jade moment on YouTube? Then make an extra m o FG

1547
01:57:36.800 --> 01:57:42.600
women tearless? Yeah it's crazy,
uh wage Lay five eighty three A sad

1548
01:57:42.640 --> 01:57:45.319
guy from Michigan. Can I get
a dick pic with your graceweatpants on and

1549
01:57:45.399 --> 01:57:46.359
one without them? And can I
also get three picks of your dick and

1550
01:57:46.439 --> 01:57:55.880
Eddy position also ellipses. That's a
hungry guy. Brothers Victorium, the Vivigni

1551
01:57:55.920 --> 01:58:00.760
Brothers in Porium, black black gay
black gay son, won't you come and

1552
01:58:00.880 --> 01:58:06.279
thrust away the straight Jesus Christ?
Doc Dongerson Monkeyatsu installing a faulty neural link

1553
01:58:06.319 --> 01:58:10.479
with in Chris's head that plays thunder
on repeat. You gotta pay the trolls

1554
01:58:10.520 --> 01:58:13.520
hole to get the boys whole gaye
six Joe Biden unhinging his gaping mad to

1555
01:58:13.560 --> 01:58:15.039
suck the melon out of any so
called black person who didn't vote for him.

1556
01:58:15.239 --> 01:58:17.800
Drink me some bleach boys, and
y eat my soul. I want

1557
01:58:17.840 --> 01:58:23.880
to get tossed in a fucking hole
and pass away. That's good. That's

1558
01:58:23.880 --> 01:58:28.239
a good one. That's not.
That's just really good, very good.

1559
01:58:28.479 --> 01:58:32.720
Mordecai Jamison sounds like a nerd Kingston. Uh oh, Mordecai Jamison sounds like

1560
01:58:32.760 --> 01:58:35.640
a nerd Kingston. Jamison sounds like
he moves weight. You and your cousin

1561
01:58:35.720 --> 01:58:41.359
should change names. I don't know
what that means, because mord that's my

1562
01:58:41.439 --> 01:58:45.279
nephew's. We don't care, we
don't, we don't yeah, whatever,

1563
01:58:45.319 --> 01:58:49.439
we don't care about nephew's on this
program. H and evil lesbian blow me

1564
01:58:49.840 --> 01:58:56.000
blow me, blow me gay f
us o fag fag e bro the Gajor

1565
01:58:56.039 --> 01:59:00.479
scale. Chris is a secret piss
drinker. Uh my girlfriend shoes my like

1566
01:59:00.640 --> 01:59:04.319
bubble gum. John Strickland, So
lay down that bussy feel when it's tight.

1567
01:59:04.399 --> 01:59:08.840
I cream again the head by Gavel
Marks eighteen eighty nine. It's a

1568
01:59:08.880 --> 01:59:14.800
damn shame with the world's gotten to
for f slurs like me and f slur's

1569
01:59:14.840 --> 01:59:18.119
like you, Oliver Anthony. It's
the first starch of Keith David Dick butt

1570
01:59:18.199 --> 01:59:23.600
Kiss. I was convinced his name
was Dick butt Kiss, Second Church of

1571
01:59:23.680 --> 01:59:28.359
Key David featuring being better than the
First Church of Keith David and last page

1572
01:59:28.439 --> 01:59:31.159
pre raz Blake eight nine six Logan
Paul And has been the ww champion for

1573
01:59:31.239 --> 01:59:33.600
nover ninet days and he has defended
it once. What would you say if

1574
01:59:33.600 --> 01:59:35.199
I throw it at you? Would
just grab on the stick you leave to

1575
01:59:35.239 --> 01:59:39.359
get laid? I said that sounds
pretty gay. Booker t calling Hulkogan the

1576
01:59:39.439 --> 01:59:44.439
N word on live TV and immediately
regretting it. Little Dishrag lost my job

1577
01:59:44.479 --> 01:59:46.800
at Cole's because they caught me playing
with the Mannquins Boobs Alaskan Oifield, trash

1578
01:59:46.800 --> 01:59:50.720
Texas Satusile, Vince mcman shitting on
JoJo's head while Derek watches with a you

1579
01:59:50.840 --> 01:59:58.319
who Sue Hull tickle my ass hairs
Nicky Ziggy twenty four year old come a

1580
01:59:58.640 --> 02:00:02.479
roughly shaped pile of red flags.
King k Rules Colon and Wicked nine O

1581
02:00:02.600 --> 02:00:06.840
nine Jackson DuPont, Badly Brave,
DJ Chassis, Cheff Duck Hunt, the

1582
02:00:06.920 --> 02:00:11.479
jiu Jitsu Master, slowly but inevitably
mounting you Ethery and Pajerian Hunter, Melpus

1583
02:00:11.479 --> 02:00:13.720
the Anger. Melphus won the Anger's
crowd and joining the view from the Daily

1584
02:00:13.760 --> 02:00:15.840
Plaus on the sixth floor and rounding
out our list, King of Paphazard,

1585
02:00:20.319 --> 02:00:29.600
we'll see you next time. It's
the Negro went out now, Well it's

1586
02:00:30.039 --> 02:00:36.840
my My Dick grows too much,
grow