Okay. In word with you, you guys like a Saint Anger from Metallica.
That's Saint Inward from Metallica. ID you saw Italica? I saw Itallica
want a Grammy? That confused me? Oh yeah, yeah, they have
a song. Well, they dropped an album last beer called seventy two semens
and uh no they didn't. Had had a couple of good No, no
they did it. Look it up. It's seventy two. I don't know
what you're talking about seasons, So that doesn't even make sense. Why would
it be seasons and not semens. There aren't seventy two seasons, dumbass,
No, but seventy two seasons. It is like a commation of a B
to years. You know, I'm just saying a year. I'm just saying
there are definitely at minimum seventy two seamons. Yeah, I mean like there's
in total, like in total period, I have about seventy two seasons left
in you mattere how low that's you know, how low of account that is,
dude? That is fucking crazy. What I'm like, what I actually
like about this is uh because the actual count is the sperm, right,
the semen is the fluid. So what I actually like about these seventy seventy
more nuts period, bro, just the complete lack of understanding is really what
makes it's what makes it work. Yeah, let me, they're just gonna
start coming straight, little fucking sperms with no goola wait, hold on,
hold on, hold on, we're getting all out. We're getting off track.
So they they released now and they want to they want a Grammy for
it, so do the So the Grammys pretty much when it comes to like
rock and metal for the most part, for the most part, because Paramore's
new album did win Best Rock Album sol like that was pretty cool. But
usually when it comes to metal in particular, they just don't give a shit
about metal at all. So they'll give it to the oldest like band.
It'll be like, oh fucking uh, Motorhead released one fucking single, Give
it to them. Oh fucking oh, who who made an album though?
Osborn? Give it to him. And it's like, isn't it it's because
not truthfully, but it's a dead it's a dead genre in most of the
public's eyes. It's well, it's I would say, it's not really a
dead genre, but like in the vast well it's just not it's just not
taken seriously. It's just like it's just like it's just not taken seriously.
That's all it is, because like, uh, it's always been like that.
It's just not taken seriously. There's you know, and even in the
movie genre, when you go to the Oscars, there's certain things that just
won't be taken seriously. Even it doesn't matter how many people like get or
think it deserves something. It's all about the certain groups of people that are
voting. So they gave it a Metallica, which is fine. It's not
a bad album. It actually really well when it comes to long story short,
the only redeeming thing about that album is James Hetfield's vocals. He sounds
phenomenal for like being ancient, you know. But everything else is fucking mid
city. And I think that's kind of music in general right now. Because
you can talk about Taylor Swift and I tried, I mean yesterday, I
legitimately tried. I went through her catalog and I was trying to My challenge
was I want to find a Taylor Swift song I could cover something that would
inspire me. Couldn't do it, And I'm not even trying to hate,
but at this point I just sound like a hater because I just think all
all of her music is mid. There isn't anything that like gives me chills
or makes me really want to like yeah, yeah, it's I'm gonna give
you chills. Definitely just give me like someone of it and demographic never be
it. Man, Sorry, I know I'm not them, but I'm also
like, say, I'm not the demographic of what's it, what's her name?
Mom? The the sad bitch, Billy Eilish, Billy Eilish, Like
that's yeah, that's not my demographic either. But she has like two or
three songs that I'm like, well, I cover two of them, like
I think she has some ship that you know, and I just I just
don't get the I don't get it. I I legitimately don't get it.
That's just all it is. I'm just old, I guess for Taylor in
particular, well, first of all, I hate how much America Live,
sir. It's gotten to the point now where it's obnoxious, Like I can't
turn on anything without seeing her on it, Like it's it's bad now.
It's to the point where, like it was she's in first, she's encouraging
in football. This is the place she's just gonna be for a while.
She's dating a guy that's one of the most popular for players currently on the
planet. I'm gonna see her there, but it's like everywhere now, Like
it's like I can't not see her, and even on YouTube even though I
don't even look her up. She's just encouraging on me. This is interesting.
Yeah, yeah, so it's pretty It's pretty annoying when a musician you
don't care for it just kind of shows up everywhere. Huh. I don't
get that hurt. I don't hate her, I don't. I don't think
is that you had the dragon. I think I think they're more listenable than
she is. I disagree entirely. Actually, I disagree with you. But
I've definitely heard tailor shift songs that are better than imagine Dragon songs like by
a Lot and vice versa. For me. Yeah, now, I's an
interesting This is a pretty good conversation because I'm not sure exactly how I feel
about that, because I really do think most of imagined Dragon stuff is annoying.
But I feel like the chorus of What's the one that we covered Oh
my god, what's radioactive? Radioactive? Because radiations? The chorus hit No
just actually the chorus to me at least, sounds like something. It sounds
like what I would call someone who understands how to write music. I guess
as far as that chorus goes. I have the problem with Taylor Swift that
every time, And I really I spent like an hour just skimming through her
stuff. And there was on that new one, that one that's all kind
of like has eighties vibes and it's all chew gaysy and shit, there was
one fuck, I can't even remember what was called, but there was one
thing on there that I'm like, I could maybe turn this into something.
It's like the I don't funk, I'm not gonna remember what it's called.
Doesn't matter, yea. I just I'm trying. I'm I have an open
mind. But I will say I don't have an open mind for imagine dragons.
I will say that I'm not going through the thing. I won't go
through the dog the thing. To me, well, there therein lies your
answer right there. To be quite frank, that's a good point. That
is a very good point. I think, no man and like I I
don't like, I don't think Taylor Swift can write uh lyrics worth of damn
really, but now I can't imagine dragon, so it's that's beside the point.
But like, I don't know, like I can look at the chord
progression of like anti Hero and be like, that's a that's a good chord
progression. I like that, or or that's you know what I mean.
The the verse I actually like the My problem is the chorus in that song.
It complete the course is the hook right? The hook is supposed to
do what it's called right, It's suposed to hook you in. The hook
sucks my dick on that song compared to the verse, which is a really
big problem with writing in my opinion, because the verse it's like don dun
da dunda. I'm like, I like that, but then I say you
yeah, and I'm agree, Bush is fucking horrible. I don't think the
chord press is good. I think it's not a bad song. I think
that's because chord progression is quite frankly, but like continue, I'm not going
to engage, and I do like the little classically trained musician grandmother. I
don't know what a cor progression is, oh, you're raised by a classic.
Oh my god, I was raised by a fucking veteran, So I
guess I could kill you with my thumbs like you probably the same way.
You probably have heard about killing more than I have into a rage by a
fucking killer. You know I haven't. That's how that works. I heard
about my whole life because my grandma loves piano. I hate it. She
tried to teach me and I was like, I can't. You're a bad
teacher. But I've heard about it my whole life. I know what chords
progressing. Are you a bad student? I don't think probably, but she's
definitely not a good teacher though, so insane she's like, oh do this.
I want to cut you guys off real quick before I want to continue
this. But I do want to give some flowers to Kingston. Congratulations for
finally getting your curtains. You look good, the sun's not blinding you,
your you're, you're, you're. I'm gonna, well open them next time.
I'm opening them next time about the fucking sun right in and be yeah,
yeah, that's yeah, that's so I'm gonna. I'm gonna, I'm
gonna I'm gonna fan dangle my brightness so well, I'm gonna look white like
in features too. Yeah, that's that's real good. I mean, yeah,
you can. You can do that without opening the blinds or whatever you
have. You just got regular right, Like the son's got to help me
out with that to make me look like a white person, not just white
skin, like, trying to look like Taylor Swift, like you just want
like you act like she's all I want to be her. I'm looking like
Ryan Reynolds. I'm trying to have like blonde hair. Do you mean Ryan
Gossling Reynolds, he's a white man too, right, you don't have no
blond hair blonde hair, right, I have blonde hair. That's the case.
Is although Kingston is uh kings color like I'm not that is very trick.
I'm not gonna die on that hill. But like, yeah, I
thought he had blonde hair. I can be wrong. Are you sure you're
just not thinking of Roan Gosling? No, I know the difference between.
I know Gossling definitely has blonde hair, but I thought Ryan Reynolds had blonde
hair as well. Do you think I have blonde hair? Well? No,
but like I don't. I don't know. But hair isn't as dark.
His hair isn't as dark as yours. Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, I
don't know. I'm not. I'm not. I'm gonna stop like I'm digging
a hole. Not confidently he's got he's got my hair. I think it's
just dark, like dark dark. It's yeah, I thought which I guess
which to be fair, to be fair brown hair is like I mean like
when I was younger, I was, I did it, I like I
was. They they wrote my doctors and all that they would say like dirty
blonde to describe me, Like that's that's like something that like when my hair
is shorter, when my hair is shorter, when my hair is when my
hair is shorter, it's it's it's blonder. I don't know why. I
don't know what that is. It's like lighter. I don't know what the
light man bouncing off your ship probably yea. But because when you shine light,
if you shine light through brown, it's blondish light brown kind of.
It's just like if its directly in my eyes, if the sun is directly
in my eyes, then they they're amber, right, like you know,
like they're just dark brown when you just see this. But then when the
sun smacks me in the face, and if I take a picture and say,
what did you just say amber said? Did you say amber? Yes?
Like color amber, all right, the the like the like the Actually
I know, what would you call it? Substance? What would I call
that? The Yeah, I guess substance works. But yeah, yeah amber.
Just just look at dark brown people's uh, people have dark brown eyes.
In the sun, it turns amber amber. That's that's yellow. That's
yellow to me, I'm looking at amber is not yellow. What the hell
are you talking about? Like darker than honey, Yeah, it's it's ok.
I'm looking up, I'm looking. I'll say this. When you look
at the color, the color amber and the subber probably the same color.
Look at amber stone type and amberstone like that is yeah, this is much
Oh no, it's lighter than I thought it was. It's like it depends.
I think it depends on the lighting. Like like say, when amber
is in the sun, it lights up and it gets brighter and looks less.
But like amber is just like just look at it. What is not
what you're describing, honey? Essentially that look at that look at sea.
Let's see gonna let me put like let The reason I brought it up is
because I'm just like Amber. It's like, what do you It's like people
say I prefer a fusia or like a vermilion, and it's like, just
say red and just say the fucking color. You know, you guys aren't
Amber. It's insane. I'll show you a picture right now. Bitch.
Why I say that because it is an accurate representation. You know, it's
not. I'm not trying to be cute. I don't do that. I'm
not one of those people. It's just like representation. Yeah, I don't
know. I just think that you are culturally ignorant to everything. Everything there
is so wildly. You've seen like five movies you like you He's dressing a
free guy five times. So you've seen one movie. You've seen one movie.
My apology, but this is what I'm talking about. Like, when
you see like some brown ass ship in the sun, I feel like Amber
is a good representation of what that looks like. If I'm pissing my hair
too much, it turns brown, That's okay, that's Drake's penis. If
I do it too much, if I do it once or twice as good,
but the third fourth time I got brown as fun hair. It's crazy.
That's all the whites turn brown too. Congratulations, Congratulations Discovery. I
got really dark pissed. I'm looking at this picture by the way of the
director sent on Pinterest of amber eyes, and uh, it's fucking brown your
eyes are You just don't realize absolutely color. The fact your eyes are that
brown, is is that light colored? Is crazy, Derek, because mine
are like fucking almost purple because also damaged. That's purple purple eyes. Some
people have purple. My eyes are almost purple because of how damage they are.
They're like, what are you fucking what you because what are you talking
about? I think, no, no, no, I think I was
born with cataracts like something similar to that, like you would there was.
There was there was like a plaque build up on my eyes when I was
born because I was born a little early. Genius just refuses to do anything.
He's probably damn as he stares at the screen right now, he's just
damaging his eyes. It's been damaged my own life whatever, I've made it
this far and not died. What a fucking stupid living make warrior? What
this guy? What? What an emboldened hero? What a You don't live
in a society. You don't live in a society that requires mightiness to survive.
I made it this far based on having worse tools than everybody else.
You know why, because we have a government that doesn't let people destroy you.
That's that's what. That's why. That's that's the only reason. It's
like me, like I would I would be dead probably because these these these
eyes are not I'm hearing. I'm getting w's, Chris, Like, I
hear what you're saying, but I've factually you're getting lowercase WS is what you're
getting. You're getting upside out. People are packaging upside down to ms and
and and delivering to them to us w's you're not getting. You know how
many people you know any people who are fucking strong people and they died and
train actially like that? Who's still here? You know so many people?
I've seen so many videos. By the way, what is it? What
is it? Can I ask a question, like a legitimate question, What
is it? And I mean this as respectfully as possible? What is it
with Indians and dying on trains? I've seen so many people. I've seen
so many on Twitter because Twitter has become because Twitter has unfortunately just become lively
too. India. I've seen so many fucking videos of guys climbing trains on
in in India, right, like hanging off the side and getting fucking split
in half or fucking duped by fucking signs, electrocuted like a train. How
do I how do I put it? Like? I feel like trains.
I feel like trains are two Indians? What salt is the snails? At
this point, Like it's getting fucking ridiculous, Like it's crazy. They sell
Indian rebell it and it's just a fucking train. It's just, dude.
I'm sure there are some people in the in the audience who understand what I'm
talking about, who probably showing it's really fucking jarring. How many of those
how many of those videos specifically are from India. It's it's like the Russian
dashcam footage, how like it's always Russia, where like, oh, a
satellite is falling on a barn and this Toyota Corolla happens to find it.
It's crazy. Is that? What's funny is in India? Right? Often
I see Indian videos where there are people someone stuck on the train tracks and
they get the edits where they go and they punch the train away like they're
defeating their natural enemy, like you know, like it's the edits. Oh
yeah, I've seen that video people pushing away trade because I feel like trains
are the Indians natural predator. I have seen pator. It's crazy. Sure,
it's very weird. But anyway, the only Indian train thing that I
saw was and then yeah we can go it is they were snatching phones.
They were on the you know what, the bridge part. They're like that
part when it's like goes over the bridge and they just fucking wait for people
that are like on the sides of the trains or whatever, people that are
sticking there. They're outside of the window, and they snatched people's stuff and
apparently probably a lot of the people that are dying are those people too,
So it makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, no,
it's it's it's wild out there. Anyway, I'd probably move on to a
this. Uh so, yeah, why it is Drake trending? Oh uh
damn, I didn't. I wish I would. I wish I would have
even thought for at least ten to twenty seconds of a something that was clever
with what happened, but I didn't. But yeah, Drake's penises? Is
it really him? The internet? So I the I don't know. I
feel like it could be because here's the weird thing. This isn't the first
time this was, this is the video, this is different. But I
remember within the last couple of years there was a supposedly a leak of Drake's
penis and it was fucking massive. And this is like it almost seems like
the Internet got amnesia. And because a lot of people are commenting on this
like it's never happened before. But I feel like Drake does a lot of
dumb ship like busting in strippers or whatever, escorts and ship and having kids.
That's not what happened for his kid situation. How is that not somebody
popped the condom on him? Like he went to court about it and everything
about it. Condom on him? Literally, isn't aren't they like cool?
And they like they're I mean's mother that this child's mother, so he has
some sort of so he soon literally like mother, she snaked him. He
sued his child's mother, are you sure you're getting your sources? Like,
no, cap she snaked him. She like, he like came like six
tests. He was like, are you sure? This is my kid?
And he was like, it's my kid and he's like, well, I
guess I got to take care of my son now. And that's it.
I have to I have to verify that. I don't. I've never heard
that before. Did you never see the interview he did when he was on
like that that. I know people can lie. I definitely know that.
Well he was, he was with he was with him and like I think
it was Lebron all those the niggats, Oh he did that. Oh that
yeah, his podcast and he was like, yeah, I had to get
tested like six times because you know, I wasn't fucking raw dog in anyone.
And then some bitch snigm and now she's rich forever because that system is
broken. That whole sism is completely broken. Yeah, I guess I don't.
I don't have enough time to look into it, but I wanted to
see. I want to try to verify if that was true. She saved
there's sources. What would I have to work? Chris Brown did that?
Chris Bounty the strippers and got one pregnant, and I was like, you're
so stupid, Chris Brow. What would I put in to look that up?
You said it was Uh, damn, I don't know. It was
one of I can't think if I look it up. Yeah, and make
sure it's not from fucking World News, dude dot Geo or fucking Geo Cities
or some bullshit, But yeah, Drake, it looks like if you haven't
seen the video, I mean, it's trending on They try to get rid
of it on Twitter, but it's just trending as Drake video and everybody's posted
at this point, so it's pretty much impossible to miss. Where he's just
laying on his bed and flapping his wiener around like he's one of those inflatable
tubemen, and people are deducing that he has a large wiener because I guess
from the how far away it is, like how it is and like it's
in the reflection of a mirror something like that, it must be pretty big
because if he was just like turn the camera in a selfie mode and had
it directly there, it would look like a colossal fucking salami or something,
I guess, And so good for him. Good for him, he's just
winning and all and all Avenue is the second most popular artists in the world.
Got a big peepy Canadian. I don't know if that's a win or
not. But universal health care I guess yeah, yeah, yeah, it
is very true because I don't I don't think the Mounties are like like stomping
blacks with the with the with the what moose, what do they do?
I don't even know what they do. I've seen them in videos and think
that, like, how are these things bigger than some trucks? Like it's
so big it's terrifying. Dude, beers got on or whatever the fact there.
I have no idea. It's just moose. It it's literally just moose.
It's probably mooses. Let's see, it's just moose. I think it's
moose with like three means moose. It's it's it's moose first grade. First
of all. First of all, first of all, there are no moose.
It's not real people bake. No, it's just not real, man
Like, it's just like it's all c g all that ship, Like you
tell me a moose is real? The funk out of here, you're kidding.
First of all, if moose. If moose were real, why would
reindeer aren't real either? By the way, Like, it's I love that
we pretend like reindeer are real. It's fucking insane. We have here,
we see them. Those aren't damn So what the fuck are you doing?
What are you trying to? You know what, Reindeer aren't really they're cancelo
they're not. Okay, another that's a fruit idiot. Let's move on.
I'm right, he's right, he's right. It's antelope. My apologies,
you're right. That's was so broken, right right, my apologies. What
it was, it was a series of misinformation going downhill down paralyzed. I
couldn't speak. I was like, it was like, it's called that's not
what it's called. I just pictured the ball in the wild rolling and ship
with lions, and they're fast as fuck. You can't track him with a
camera because they're so small and fact. Oh man, but yeah, congratulations
to Drake. Yeah, there's another conversation that should be had about the way
we react to dudes getting their dicks league versus women, because you know,
it's always a shameful and it's fucked up and you shouldn't look at it and
stuff. When girl like the fappening, for example, But then when my
boyciche he's a who's a wrestler? He gets leave him just banging his ass
and it's the funniest fucking thing ever. This dude's laying in a bed,
So Ricochet is is A is a wrestler. He's in the w W right
now? Is Yeah? This guy's fucking amazing. Well, no, he
was. It was videos of himself. He was laying down the bed banging
his own ass with his finger. He's fucking going to town on himself,
and we're all we all just laughed. But now say, like, uh,
a Tony Storm, another wrestler, she got her ship leaked. It
was a tragedy page from w W Tragedy that ship was. I'm sorry that
show was legendary for what reason? Because hold on, I gotta say this.
I gotta say this, because this is this is amazing. So there's
a wrestling trio called New Day. This three black gentlemen the w W,
and one of them named Xavier Woods. He was texting with Page and this
other guy named Tyler Something. He's not the w anymore, and they were
fucking doing threesome and sin all of her shit got leaked and you can see
in a very video that dude, the Tyler dudes like hitting her from behind
and then she fucking like hops on Exavier and stuff, and you're like,
yo, this is insane. And there was a segment on the w WE
that there's these two Samoan brothers that are their cousins. Cousins. Yeah there,
well they're uh yeah, they're they're all in that same fucking family,
but it's the sons of Rakishi, and they did a rap battle. It
was a freestyle and one of them mentioned that ship and it was the wild
because this is fucking TV for kids essentially, and they kind of vaguely mentioned
that sex tape and I was like, there's no way that was proved.
There's no which actually kind of shocked me because I thought everything has to be
everything is so tightly scripted. But that was a fun time on the expense
of this girl familiated wrestling in the early eighties and nineties, not all of
that was scripted. No, No, I'm talking about this is movies.
It's gone public because this is like twenty seventeen, I'm talking. So yeah,
this was very recent so I's one of those things in the league.
Recently. They got into the the Federation recently. The twins are sort of
recently. I was aware of them maybe, like they've been around for a
while. They've been around probably since like twenty fourteen or something. They used
to they used to be gay, Like they used to wear these loud colors
and shit, and they would dance and they'd be all smiling, and then
everyone's like, that's fucking gay, and then they're like, all right,
we're just gonna be our real selves, which is just Samoan hoodlums, just
you know, the ones that say the N word every other sentence, like
that's really them. What confuses me is that they look black. Rakishi is
Rakhi black. No, he's straight up Simoan, but you know, sort
of black. They're just that well they I think they just absorbed, like
they're you know, like you ever seen a long beach Simoan you ever you
ever been in that area, gardens or anything long? Okay, so if
you in those areas, they're all they're essentially how Puerto Ricans get the inward
pass over in New York. It's the same thing. It's the exact same
thing. And it's it's kind of it's funny to me, but at the
same huh, So, what's this guy's name? Which one so many guy?
Yeah, the guy that we were the Simoan guy. Oh, there's
and then his sons. Yeah, r I K I s H I.
A Samoan guy named is blacker than a black guy named Stuart. I'll put
it that way, you know what I mean, Like, you know,
did he as No, he's still he's still around and they're like houses,
and he looks like a nigga, Like I like looking at him, like
I was like, this is a black person. He's like I was looking
at him as I mean maybe the line maybe at some point down the line.
But they're all like, they're all very with the exception of like the
Rocks parents usually very like let's keep it in the Polynesian culture. You know,
they're very weird because it's like where the the Rocks family is like because
his mom, the Rocks grandma was like the leader of all that ship after
the husband died. She was like the main fucking like rainer of all the
fucking like yeah, she was like the final boss and stuff. She had
like these metal legs and like robot like Hitler. Yeah, oh yeah,
wife Mary black Mary black person married is black man American. I guess I
don't know. I will say yeah, like there's yeah because I remember even
remember when Chris had Okay, there comes like sniff and his bike. My
mics like penicillin like this is so you know, the smell of the penicillin
like off rip yestely you've ever had like a maxiciling before, I'm allergic smells
like off the at all. It's an extremely distinctly It's an extremely distinct smell,
like if you've ever had like an augmenting or anything like that, like
these antibiotics, and your pist smells like it too. It's it's a strong,
very distinct smell, and my mic smells like it, and it's fucking
distracting the ship out of me. Not. What I do is when I
get an infection, I drink bleach. Yeah, I get how much of
it? How much of it? Three you need swallow swigs bron and I
laid down for nineteen hours and I'm to go afterward, not by choice,
right, and my body's done working through it. I'm back in the game.
Yeah, the way, because do you do do you remember when Chris
Evans got his nudes leaked? Do you know that too? That was that
was all right. I don't think I saw I think I missed it.
I didn't. I mean I didn't see them. But there there is like
a there is a yeah, man, at this point, it's all it's
it's all funny. I think at this point it's all funny. I'm looking
at this point, it's like, okay, like Drake Drake's video is trending
on Twitter, but like I'm supposed to care when it like it happens to
like an equivalently like rich like female celebrity, Like no way, no chance,
no chance in hell, it's the days of quality are over. There's
a weird gone degree of like of of anti sexual sentiment when it comes to
when we gonna understand that. But they make money off of this, so
like, I don't know, man, it's it's men, but not as
much. So obviously not in the same way. I understand what you're saying.
I just I also just like I cannot, I cannot. This is
a violation of privacy in the same exact way, so like, well,
I'm treating it in the same I'm treating it the same way that penis is
getting lead funny. I think it's all funny. I don't think there's anything
inherently funny about is exactly funny. But that's because I'm a man in the
world where, like you know, I'm part of the society we live in,
so like it isn't as funny. But a guy game is big leaked,
and it's it's just it's just even if it's like an impressive penis,
it's still sort of silly and funny, you know, like Drake trying to
mix. Drake mixing the air with his dick is kind of funny me.
But that's also just because we've seen that. That's because we've also just seen
every woman naked at this point, you know what I mean, you got
like fucking you, like realistically, like I I know what you all look
like. Like there's there's like I I've there's an algorithm in my head that
understands, like I know what you look like. And there's like so many
celebrities where it's like oh ud oh nude pose. It's like okay, here's
here's here's Kanye West's girlfriend who just doesn't wear clothes here's Miley Cyrus just not
wearing clothes at the fucking Grammys, and it's just like whatever, So like
it's I don't of course, it's not funny when women get their news league
because we've seen them already. It's it's it's like a reprint or a rerun.
To me, it's all the context. It's all the context, like
say that that page wrestler. Uh. If it was just regular, Oh
here's my tits, there's my pussy or whatever, I'd be like, oh
cool, But it was it was a whole lot of shit, which made
it funny, like, oh, she's fucking other wrestlers. She this guy.
Okay, so there's the the the they're now it's considered sister companies,
but it's kind of the B tier or like development brand NXT. So they
had an NXT championship belt and she has her face under like she she has
her chin on top of the belt and there's just come all over her face
on the belt and it's so fucking funny. It's completely disrespecting. It is.
I laughed so hard when I saw that because it's just completely disrespect like
here's something that's supposed to be prestigious in that world and has come all over
it's fucking amazing, and so like that context, if something is for stigious
in any context, it has gotten calm on it. I think, Yeah,
I guess probably come on with Grammy if I ever got one. Yeah,
Like, if you got a Grammy, wouldn't come on it. You
wouldn't cake, You wouldn't cake cake it your Grammy, and comm you wouldn't
cake your Emmy income. I would right now in the in the little circle,
like in the little hole where the well, that's exactly well, you
know what, you know why, because only the people who would win these
awards would do it. Like if you wouldn't come on your Grammy, you're
just not gonna get your Grammy. You're not worth getting one. You're not
gonna get it. You're not even Yeah, you're not even in the ballpark.
You're not loser, you're not a Grammy winner, not gonna They both
protect, they really protected. I tried to just google it real fast and
ice like was scrolling down, couldn't find it, And which also tells you
a lot that how dudes don't give a fuck about archiving that ship. Compared
to if like if if Sydney Sweeney's pussy leaked right now, there would be
like the top websites, like what's that one that I uh we talked to
mister skin like, it would be there immediately, right it would probably or
maybe not because I think that's specifically for movies or some ship, but you
know what I mean, there'd be. It would be immediately. I'm having
trouble finding it, which is actually kind of funny. That doesn't It does
not make me happy the fact that, like if someone sent you a pussy
pictures, it would be like, yeah, I'd be like, oh cool,
send me tits, don't send me pussy pigs, Like what are you
doing pussy pigs? Like like A, I don't. That's to me,
that's like an insane That's like I've eaten enough pizza, I played enough video
games I have, Like I just like they don't they don't, they're not.
Maybe I'm not interested, you know what I mean. So you're not
interested in women's lips because men have them, not exclusively or particularly, no,
like I think it's nice. I would kill I would prefer a woman.
I would prefer a woman with lips as opposed to a lipless woman,
for sure. That is definitely not the argument. It's definitely I'm saying because
a man can have them all of a sudden, it's uninteresting. I just
find that like I wouldn't. I wouldn't care to sound like you're a photo
of it. No, I'm just saying like I wouldn't, I wouldn't if
I got a photo, dude, a photo of a woman's lips. Fair
you're telling me you're gonna be like you're you're straw manning. You're straw manning
again. How are you straw manning again in like and within ten seconds.
That's not the argument. That is not the argument. With the argument argument,
you're making the argument that you would er off to a woman's lips.
That's what you're saying. That's what you're saying, gentleman. He's going for
the grand slam of fucking Noah. Like I look at hey, fair enough,
I would just say, you're just not as sexually active as I would
say the average man, and or not not horny. That's the way.
That's what I mean, not such a I don't know horny. You don't
know what average man, the average man want average bro man is fucking disgusting.
Let's be real. Let's be real. The average fucking like guy that
has come shooting out of his eyes because he's so horny, he's like just
leaking, like come out of his ears. Shit, He's like so this
has come dripping out of all his orbices. He just people like that like
when I like when because we don't, we don't meet them in everyday life.
When like you pass somebody that's so fucking like horny, that is just
like, what is up? You're like, what, It's just bro,
we got the we got we got the this biology that wants seeming to be
released all the time, and it makes these people insane because they're not to
control it. They've never they've never practiced self control. Where it's like,
you know, I can be sitting down and be like, oh I could
bust, but I'm fine, you know what I mean, Like like I
could bust, like you have the urge surfaces because you're the way your biology
works, I can bust, but like I'm good. I'm like, you
know, I'm fine. I love the idea. I love the idea of
somebody just calmly, just calmly, like they're they're doing a crossword puzzle,
and they're just like I can bust right now. I think, right now,
I know what you mean. I don't even like I don't think it's
no. I think what I'm saying is like I just they're just so over
it there. It's the it's the thing that's everywhere. It's like I kind
of see it all the time. They're they're under every single tweet of mine.
Now, yeah, it's I don't know, like there's something about like
it's not that I don't appreciate it. Like I can look at like a
nice you know, a nice pair and be like that's nice. I like
to see this, sure, but it's not it's not gonna excite me really
in any real it doesn't need to. It's just an appreciation. It's literally
like it's and then then you kind of but the context. But the context
and the the context that we started this conversation was like receiving a picture,
you know what I mean, where it's like I appreciate a tip pic.
I guess it's not really gonna I don't know. I could move on to
my day and not even that it was crazy, crazy thing they talked about.
So I was talking like when a bunch of my other guy friends,
right, and they were talking to me about like how how often they like
they come a week, like how often they fucking bust another week? Right?
I told them, I'm like, oh, like maybe like twice three
times a week. It's like a good range for me. And apparently I'm
way off the market in which way the average guy is like once or twice
a day. Apparently. Yeah, really, yeah, I think especially if
you want I mean yeah, And also if you want to know, this
is like real shit. If you want to uh have a a really low
chance or what's the word I'm looking for, you want to help reduce the
chances of you ever getting prostate cancer, cleaning out your pipes regularly is very
important. But I feel every other every other data like I feel like that's
fine for prostate health. It's fine. No, it is. But if
you want to increase, if you want to drastically increase the risk, once
a day would probably be the most healthiest. You don't have to do it
every day. I'm just saying it was. I was like, you do
it like I used to, Like, that's not even a lot. Though
when we were younger, we were we were addicts, so we had no
control of who we were. But once the day, it's not even a
lot. I feel like that's kind of like that's a lot of being once
a day. Listen, do you remember what we were talking about? Do
you remember what we were talking There were a couple of episodes ago where we
where we were talking about how Kingston is a seventy eight year old man,
and this is one of those instances. Today once today is so normal when
you're I was like, it's once a day. I feel like once a
day was the thing I would do when I was young, like when I
was when I was, like, when you were young, it was once
a day, dude, no no, no, no, no, no,
no. I was when I was Let's say, like so for instance,
right when I was, when I was like sixteen years old, right,
I would always have like basketball and then like whoever like honors, bullshit
or interaction I have Right on Saturdays, I would beat my dick the whole
day. If I was single, that would just be my whole like afternoon.
Like if I was like if I was like single and I didn't have
any girls I was talking to and I wasn't like doing anything, I wasn't
being forced to go to churches. Unstupid I would. I would go from
like nine am to twelve, me and my dick all day, to the
point my dick was just not responsive. And then as I got older,
was you fucking ruined your penis? I think I I think I probably did.
You probably twisted into a prestel matter or something. You talk my libidos
shot to protect my genitals. I think that's what happened. I think my
libido got sucked up because it's like you, you don't get him to not
like this. He's gonna break us if you're doing it that much. I
mean ship, yeah, I mean I never went. It's not uncommon though,
right people. Every young person beat that dick too much, not that
much, not like I never not the whole fucking day. Me would probably
be like three times maximum, but like three three times three times maximum maximum
when I was like young, when I was like definitely, my dig over
ten times within the span of three four hours. That's really impressive. That's
insane. It hurts too much. Bro after a while, it's just too
sore, Like it was not even enjoyable. It was paid. So I
keep doing it because I was like that as well. This far after after
three, I feel like I feel like after three a day, it's like
you're getting into territories like this is even when you can regenerate. Still there's
not no no no, no, no no no, you're not miss you're
misunderstanding me. I don't think it. I don't think that plays a part
in it at all. I think I think even if you were like seventeen
after three in a fucking row, in like an hour, you're it's hurt.
It's it hurts, it's going to hurt. That's it's it's it's pain,
it's punished. It definitely, definitely, it definitely went from like,
so what are you doing? What are you doing to yourself? Numbed up?
Then numbed up. It was just like that's then from pins and needles
to pain. Did you street yourself? Yeah? I think you like actually
like you might have done the nerve damage. You're clearly not. I actually
know somebody one of my closest friends. Sometimes my friends gossip like fucking little
fucking girls do, and they'll say ship that like nobody asked, and he's
like, oh did you know that? So and so fucking like used to
beat his dick like nine times a day. And I'm like, first of
all, why the fuck would you, like, if I'm my homie that
actually does that, why would you tell anybody that that's not like, it's
not a It's such a high number that it's something that I'd want to keep
to myself, like just being self aware that, like, I don't want
people to think I'm fucking crazy. And so he told and then of course
my friend had to tell me, you know, the other one that learned
about it. He had to, And I'm like, I wish I didn't
know that, but I do know, and now I want to laugh at
him. But I'm not supposed to know, right, So it's just one
of those things. I'm not supposed to know that this motherfucker like beats his
dig like a monster. And I'm talking about I think it was like adult
shit, not even kid shit like, and I'm like, I just doing
that, yeah, And I don't know how. I just don't. Like
I one time, one time, this was years and years ago, but
I like, I smashed this one chick for like three hours and the shorts
rubbing against my shit hurt, and I'm and there was a never again scenario.
That was a never again because it's not like, oh, we paced
ourselves within three hours. You know, you can space things out and you
keep having quickis and whatnot. No, this was just like bullshit, like
we're marathoning and that was the worst fucking thing ever anyone ever tells you that
shit was that. I think our audience knows our audience aren't sex fiends.
I don't think. I don't think we have any like super freaking so I
think I don't think anybody else like that is even wants to do that.
Anyone's listening, they probably yeah, that sounds awful, and yeah, you're
right. I don't know, but uh, that's maybe you want to get
your ship. You want to get your eyes checked out, and you want
to get your you want to see urologists too, and just make sure that
you're good. I don't know, man, because if you don't have any
six minutes to get an erection, bro, it's fucking fun. Fine,
it's because of size and blood fall, bro, both of them that is
raging there in the goodd Did you guys know a cock ring helps you keep
your dick hard. Yeah, that's the whole point. I think so,
So I didn't. So I didn't. I'm not like I don't. I'm
not really into like sex toys and stuff. I didn't even know. I
actually never thought about what it was for until my roommate a few years back
and said like, yeah, this ship rules, and I my mind was
like, yeah, t I take I take a VIAGRAA, I take a
rhino pill. I put my cock ring on, and then I'm good to
go. Bro, I'm good to fucking go. I'm sucking. They can
see your dick pulsing from space. Have you ever have you ever take have
you ever taken a have ever taken a rhino pill? One time? Yet?
One time I thought I thought it was I thought it was, so
I took it. I'm not even doing that. I thought I thought it
was like, here's a I thought it was. I thought it was here's
a I know vitamin. It's gonna make you feel like strong, like a
rhino because it's gonna turb to the rhino from Marvel Spider Man. Did you
have sex at least so you just get a fucking wild boner, but you
can go to bed. No. I took it at like one pm when
I was went out for coffee and I just had to sit there until it
went away. Yeah, sit there quiet, like after everybody left the table,
you're like all right later, guys. Yeah, you remember having school
like like it's like school when like the the bell the bell would ring and
then you would sit there for an extra extra thirty seconds. No, I
didn't do that. I didn't do that. That was me. Yeah,
you told me walking around boter like a fucking you gotta be proud. You
just gotta be proud like gremlin. I know, kremlin in school. That's
nothing. I know recycling, right, That's what I'm saying. I know
recycling, but there's probably new listeners. I don't think you should be ashamed
of. Like if women can have the hardest nips and just act like casually,
just have the piercing, I think, I think. I think I
think you should rub their faces. I think when when when women have hard
nibbles, you should rub their faces in them like a dog and piss like
you look what you did, stupid? What if they have small breasts?
How do you do it? Then you break the neck until it works?
Oh man, it's not enough. Shame you know it outragees I know I
think, I think, I think we got to be like Europe. We
got to be like Europe, bro and stop fucking acting like sex is like
the and nudity is like the craziest ship where they they can actually have nude
beaches and there's only like five perverts versus half of the beach would be perverts
if there was a new beach here. You know what I mean? Yeah,
yeah, I know, yeah, exactly. It's the thing. Is
this right? It's fine. You shouldn't walk around crowning though, that's a
bit ridiculous. It's well, it's rare, right, It's just one of
those things where it's like, guys, all asleep. I have mourning wood
after my nap. It'll go away in about I don't know, forty seconds
or something. It doesn't take for you morning after naps. Yeah, yeah,
you fall asleep in school. I give morning with after like waking up
from sleeping. I don't see after. Do you know why morning and I
wake up? Man? Never need to see someone, Yeah, you really
do need to see someone because actually I feel like I feel like I feel
like I was thinking of getting relaxed, actually, like your body relaxing,
and this naturally happening. You can sit in an extremely comfortable chair and start
getting sleepy, and you can fucking start to get erected. It has nothing
to do with sexuality, and it has just your natual body functioning that way.
That's why when you're sleeping, you're not fucking. I'm not having a
dream where I'm railing some bitch. It just happens. It's so uh clearly,
clearly. Yeah, I'm gonna what you what's your what's your medical insurance
and your ID number. I'm gonna book a urologist for you. Dick has
not been functional for six years, dude, what are you doing? I'm
like, what it fell off? Bro? Who are you doing? Man?
I'm gonna have to have a talk with Lily about this. I'm anna
interview her about your fucking dysfunction. I don't understand. Don't understand. I'm
not supposed to be red. What do you I'm not supposed to be cold
orange like the fucking mountain dew. It's noted to be orange mountain dee.
You're kidding me, right, It's not supposed to fizz. It's crazy that
to shoot come not oozing. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? For
real. Can you imagine for real drinking a cup of carbonated come, it's
a lot of seas. That's one of one of carbonated cop One of my
friends showed me a picture she got sent clear cup carbonated com. The guy's
dick was coming and had bubbles in it. That It was like, that's
so bad. I don't even know how that would happen. It was bubbles
in it. Was he coming on the surface of Mars or the surface of
Venus? I mean that's crazy that. Yeah, I don't I don't know
how what's going on? All right? We gotta we gotta, we gotta
talk to this How does he have? Why carbonate in his big is that
maybe has too much of it in his system? What isn't the isn't the
the the gall bladder that makes that ship. Maybe it just has like too
much to trying to expel it and it was bladder. Oh man, his
cum is a fizzy drink like the Yeah, yeah, this dude needs to
get checked out too. Man. I feel like that is definitely if I
had carbonated or bubbly com for sure, I'm seeing the doctor immediately because that's
that's a little weird. Be too scared what's wrong. I'm like, I'm
not. I'm scared of waiting until it turns into something crazy. I'm the
opposite, like I I don't want to wait for, you know, me
to be suffering forever. Like that's the I mean, I probably I'd probably
be one of the people that would jump off a bridge if I If I
was like, you're gonna live in constant agony, I'm like, no,
I'm good. I don't want that. Yeah. It's like that guy who
like, uh he had like radiation sickness from like chernobyl or something, and
they kept him alive for like twelve weeks or something, even though he was
just like, let me die of my skin is smelting, please kill me.
They're just like, nah, man, we must stood be. Have
you seen those stupid videos like the people like having the thing in the radioactive
isotope inside of something and they open it for a second, everybody looks around
it like, oh, it's so fucking sad. But funny is that like
no weeks and it's so fucking that really is crazy? How like just being
around it, it's really sad. It's just like, yo, you guys
all are gonna die. It is, it is gonna die. Crazy that
anything that anything like that exists at all is crazy, like because it's it's
one thing like fire or like you know, yeah, it's like some element
that will kill you in like some semblance of a of a of a quick
time even a slow time, like I don't know, like you freeze to
death in like an igloo and it or something, or like in an ice
cave and it takes like maybe like I don't know, several hours, you
know, but like you just exist around this thing and then somebody opens the
lid and then in three weeks you will die. Like from that moment you
from that moment, you are slowly gone, like you're slowly erased from the
planet. That is so fucking crazy to me that that's real. It really
happens. The way it does too, is like insane, is pretty much.
It really makes you think you get radiation poisoning and literally it's just your
body having too much of a certain charge and it starts to the bond start
to fall apartments your atoms. That's fucking insane that that's how that works.
And you're like that sounds like magic. That's like somebody cast the centigrade on
me. It's like, what the we did like a time lapse if you
did like a time lapse of it, if you did like a time lapse
of it, like one photo a day, it would be like a solid
animation of somebody just like deteriorating. Fucking right, we're gonna what are you
gonna say, Derek, you said it's wild to think about. I was
just gonna I was just gonna say something. You know, I'm just gonna
be disrespectful religious people. That's all. It wasn't anything that important. Okay,
yeah, standard it was. It was just it was just like,
oh, look at all this awesome stuff that got It's crazy that the sun
gives you. It is crazy that the sun gives you cancer, like the
night time will give you hypothermia. All the ship and if people were like,
wow, we're in the best possible place. That that all. It's
like, that's that was actually my problem I think with Avatar, where like
Avatar like the the the James Cameron movie, because they were like the whole
message was like, oh, the Earth provides, and it's like that one
does like that. Pandora, Yeah, Pandora provides, like crazy Earth wants
you dead. I trying to kill you, not like Pandora. Man,
if we if our earth was like Pandora, we would not treat it like
that. Like we just would. We would would do the same would you
wouldn't We would have evolved down the same line. We would pill for all
the fucking We would frack the fun out of the floor. We would do
the same, would because it would be no reason, would no reason to
the whole reason we frack is because doing getting anything out of this planet is
possible, but it's so fucking inconvenient. You gotta tail, you gotta toil,
you gotta fucking plant, you gotta waito and Pandora put your hair,
you stick your hair kinks And imagine you sticking your hair into a plant and
then just getting food for free out of a tree, Like what what is
that? That's that's what Pandora is. It's crazy, Chris, you you
would eventually start doing that. Give Give me a five thousand year time lapse
of the fucking Pandora and there's gonna be buildings and ship and fucking smug being
created because they're fucking making some sort it is how I don't think you would
because there's no there's no necessity, there's no hostility in the environment. But
the thing is this, people will get smarter, they'll find different ways to
be able to innovate, and those innovations may very well, but people get
but Kingston, people get smarter out of necessity. People get smarter out of
necessity. It's why fucking people. Insects haven't gotten smarter. Well, no,
insects. Insects aren't. Insects are different. They don't have have the
luck on a double those those blue cat motherfuckers. I put money if you
gave a time lap to that planet. Even independent of humans existence, they
still chop down trees to make weapons, They still make shelter using the fucking
using parts of the world they live. They will eventually do that. It
maybe not to the same vapid degree that we do it to this earth.
I just don't think. I just don't think they developing and stuff like that.
That's the nature of how evolution works, man, they'll do it.
I don't think for that. I think the nature of evolution is to make
the make the environment more convenient for survival. But like that's kind of impossible
on Pandora because food falls out of plants without any planting necessary. It's already.
It's not even like we had to genetically modify our fruits just so we
could eat them without without being completely like and Pandora, it's like, oh,
imagine if you could put oh, let me put my hair into this
tree real quick, and then I get a fucking burger. It's like it's
there's no necessity, there's no drive to innovate because there's nothing left to be
done. There will be they will innovate that that's how it works. They're
too smart to not to know you're saying. You're saying that's how it works.
But it's just like say the places in Earth, there's still that where
they need you. Yeah, and they can they have weapons to kill them,
that's what. Then they're good, yes, But then one guy's like,
we need a weapon. I can make them. I can make a
better weapon to kill them, except there's barely even predators there because you can
just stick your hair into them and then turn them into a friend of yours.
It's like, it's it's ridiculous, like I understand what you're saying,
like, but you're you're coming at it from the perspective of Earth and all
of its hostilities. The sun gives you cancer, the night gives you hypothermia.
The deserts will kill you. The tundras will kill you. The rainforests
will kill you. The bugs in the rainforest will kill you. There's really
very few places that are hospitable for human life that are not explicitly demanding of
really intense shelter. And that's just not the case on Pandora. Pandora's like
a perfect utopia where everything is provided for you, so like, of course
you're gonna feel bad when like the humans come and fucking try to steal some
stupid ore that's completely unnecessary because like, hey, they don't need it,
nobody needs this. But we don't have Pandora. We have shitty Earth that
does all sorts of bullshits. You constantly have Oh here, Oh you're pissing
in a river. Oh guess what a fish is gonna swim up the pea
stream into your urethreat and killing you. This is a very hostile place.
The earth is fucking wild, dude, I mean the idea. I just
I feel like, I feel like, very honestly, humans are just aliens.
I feel like I feel like life in general on this planet is just
alien. I feel like we're not meant to be here. I feel like
something fell here and it was like I can figure it out, and it
kept where we are. Now. That is a theory. I think I've
heard that theory before, where it's like, have you heard the theory?
Yeah? What is that? The My theory is that? Also, apparently
I'm not a scientist, you guys know, very early in this I make
a mistake and somebody like that fucking black idiot. I hate the guy who
thought Cantler was an animal is not a scientist. Guys. Yeah, I
miss I mixed up the word antelope can quite But apparently there was this planet
was the planet tim at first and consisted of what is now the moon Mars
was I think Mars was one of our moons for previously apparently amazing. It's
I don't believe it. I don't believe it, but it's pretty much that
what you call it. We got struck by another heavenly body. It fractured
us, it sent us, it's secured what was that huge planet into now
Earth plus the moon and then the Mars is one of our our fucking moons
previous to that, and that's why there's gonna be architecture in our world that
is much older than any possible humans re position because it's from the Timot civilization.
Isn't it more likely? I feel like it's more likely that understanding.
No, No, But what I'm saying, it's like, let's assume like
we found, because we have found structures that are older than humans could possibly
like, the current account for human history is like it doesn't account for how
old certain structures are. And that's interesting, But I feel like it's more
likely that we just have a misunderstanding of human history than that. Yeah,
Mars, it's actually it's actually within the communities of people that study stuff like
that, like palaeontologists and stuff that are always trying to like carbon date shit
and whatnot. Uh, there's politics, just like anywhere else where. There's
people who don't want to give up quote unquote discoveries they've made, or they
don't want to strip accolades that certain people made because first of all, it's
a lot of chaos, it's a lot of revision. I was just talking
about this within the u FC or MMA in general, where there needs to
be certain weight classes that clearly like it does this jump from one fifty five
to one seventy and then it goes to one eighty five, and there's this
weird gap that fucks a lot of people that fight within that range where it
just needs to go one sixty five one seventy five, but it's just gonna
fuck everything up when if they fix that. So in the same way they
have found artifacts, they have found structures, they have found so much stuff.
They have found humans that are infinitely older than two hundred and fifty,
you know, to two hundred thousand years old, and they're just like uh
fuck and not doing anything about it really where it's it's pretty wildly known that
like, yeah, they're completely wrong about that shit. Humans are I found
like a I saw this thing where it's like they found like a small city
under the Amazon and they use like this thing called a ladar. It's like
laser radar ladar. Yeah yeah, yeah, So they didn't have to they
didn't have to like tear down the Amazon rainforest to find it. They could
just like scan and it's just like there's this huge fucking ancient city under the
fucking Amazon that doesn't that doesn't make sense, and it's it's crazy because like
explorers who went to that area like a long time ago talked about like,
oh yeah, there's a city here, and when they went back to discover
it, it was all gone. So they just assumed it was like fake
or like completely like just fantasy. But it's like it's really there. So
that's that's interesting. And I know there's like controversy around that fucking that guy
who uh what is it he had that show ancient something. He talks about
this stuff and some of it's a little bit looney tunes, but like I
think it's I don't know, it's it's it makes sense to me. Like
if they keep finding shit, it's like, oh, hey, here's this
fucking arrowhead that has a drill hole in it from like oh like something really
thirty thousand, you know, it's some crazy amount of time ago. It's
like, ah, that's worth that's fucking crazy. Yeah. They have ancient
computers actually too, the way that like you know, they understood computers,
like these analog things. It's like these things that they they they did things,
not like an actual electronic computer in the way we understand it, but
they had like they had machines and certain type of artifacts and tools that pretty
much any type of expert is like what how, and which comes to the
question, oh, we we're It's just like the Pyramids, where people think,
oh, Aliens made because of the you know, the advance, blah
blah blah. It's like, no, we just simply don't understand it.
Fully. They have a way better understanding now. There's actually some really good
theories now, but there's still just plausible theories and not just the complete understanding
of this is absolutely made. And the pyramids in North America bothered the fuck
out of me? Bro Can I say something about that? Can I say
something about the Can I say something about the the the Great Pyramids? Oh?
I don't understand. What is so difficult to understand about it? They
stacked bricks in a triangle. There you go. I just solved. I
just solved the mystery, like the sphinxes and ship like that. Nothing else
doing, because what happened happened is what happened, literally is that white folk
came there. They were like, we can't do this yet, How did
these savages do it? That's pretty much what they thought. Well, why
it's so confused? Yet we're perfect. How The thing about it, the
thing about it that I think is so funny where it's like because they look
at it from like a modern lens, where it's like it would take so
long to do this. It's like, how do they do this? And
it's like slaves, That's that's how they did it. They they threw people
at it until they died, and they didn't care that they died doing it,
and then they kept getting more people to throw at it until it was
done. So that's how they did so much. The slave thing, it's
like, obviously slaves did it. Yes, It's like, do you remember
how they built? People that found it? The people that found it weren't
capable of doing it themselves yet, so they were confused. They were if
they had the power of slaveling, we're traveling, we're smart, We're able
to do all these I feel people do it that the other amazing structures like
the Sistine Chapel or anything like that that was built, they had something that
was better, or churches that were built in Europe. They had better than
slaves. They had devoted freaks that felt like they God was calling them to
do this, and like and the thing. I don't want to get into
the whole slave thing because there's there's there's people that argue even about that as
far as were they actually slaves. They not like they wanted to do it,
but it was actually a fucking job like this is you you will get
you will get sheltered in this like not like you got paid money, but
it's like it's one of these things where like it's sheltered Derek, you know,
people like they were granted shelter and it's like, dude, stop,
I just don't want to. I just don't want to be I don't want
to pretend like I'm an expert in any field any way, shape or form,
like I know this for sure. That's just basically like I don't want
to. I don't want to be caught slipping like we you know, usually
do in every episode where somebody somebody's always like, well what, well,
actually I actually got this fucking guy. It wasn't even a correction. It
was only one guy though. He's like, yo, crack a bottle is
fucking ass. I was like, damn, dude, I was like,
it was just one person except for fifties does it though it's a if you
even So, they made a music video for Retroactively and they're not in it,
but it's a really cool music video and it was uploaded like a little
over a year ago, and the entire comment section is just what I've been
echoing that they're like, this is obviously obviously most of the people in a
common section of a video is gonna be it's like, that is not true
at all, that that is not even true. That's what I'm saying.
Specifically, music is often not that terrible, right, But that's not even
what I'm saying. What I'm saying is specifically, it's not they're just saying,
oh, I like this song, it's wow, highly underrated. Like
there is people that are echoing, echoing the same sentiment, saying that this
was one of those bangers. It was a diamond in the rough, right,
because everybody knows that later his albums were fucking ass. But then,
yeah, you can still put out one or two good tracks. There's a
lot of people that like that fucking song that sounded like old Eminemua we made
you. It was the same type of vibe where it's like I'm just gonna
be goofy and wacky, and shit like it had that same you know you
remember that stupid ass song, right yeah, and it had the chick singing
in the chorus. Yeah, can if you can bring this back to what
we were talking about before a little bit, because he brought up the Sistine
Chapel, like that's also some great achievement, like said, there you go,
that's that's what that there it is, that's it. That's fun I
just I just did that in like I just did in five seconds and that's
like already like twenty percent of the way there. So like I just I
don't. I don't get it. I just don't. I don't people I
don't respect that much. You know. It's funny. Yeah, that probably
is the base of what is actually what is under the actual painting itself.
Yeah, like if you erase, if you like, erase the layers,
you would you would just you would just find this eventually. That'd be crazy.
All right, let's get onto let's get into questions. Even me and
I respect Christians at all, but that's crazy. Race all right to rolling
thunder rode in. He says, hello you, lovely Starks. My question
is if there is any little thing you guys do in real life that you
got from video games. For me, whenever I pick anything up, when
I pick up anything handheld at work, I inspect it, like the first
time pick up of a new gun in an FBI. That's funny. The
idea of just like that isism. That's definitely tism. I'm sure there's something
though, Like I'm sure I've picked up something some weird mannerism from a video
game that I'm not entirely acutely aware of. But it's, uh, I
don't know. If I go I don't know. Oh yeah, I definitely
have one. It's it's relatively the same as far as not inspecting anything.
But if I find something that I've been looking for or something like, say,
my my earbuds, like these fucking things will sometimes just walk off somewhere
and then I'll find it, and the first thing that naturally comes is a
shepherd. You a lot of times when shepherd mass effect was pick up some
animal, he'll go nice and like it. Just I say it automatically.
I just go nice, like try too. But it's it's it's almost the
same thing. But because I've been playing Gears of War, I'm playing Gears
of War forever. But like every now, like he'll he'll say nice too,
They'll go nice, you know, like it it's nice. It's so
stupid, But I think that every time I every time I pick something off
the ground, I think that I don't do it, but I think it.
That is so true, because like there is even nice like when you
when you when you reload perfectly to yeah nice, or like when I like
when you fuck up the reload come on and he starts fucking well, oh
well, I mean those well we did a we're gonna do episodes about it.
But I mean Gears of War might be coming. Yeah, we should
at least mention that. We should at least mention it. We'll mention it.
Uh, there's plenty of people more suited to talk about this stuff with
going far more in depth. But like that ship is fucking crazy and I
hope it has happened. Question. But for me, whenever, whenever,
I so, whenever I pick up something that can be used as a weapon,
I back it whatever. Like it's like the same thing. Like it's
like when I pick up my knife from like I do a little flair,
I do a little stab at the air. I'm like a little stab at
the air, like right before you're cooking, you just and then you start
chopping it twice, put it away? Why that right? And then just
piss starts leaking out of her. You just start your staggering. Just pisses
just leaking all out of her. Why that'd be crazy. Sometimes sometimes that
replaces your blood. It becomes a piss coated pistols. Sometimes I think about
I don't know, was it Tecan? Was it the early Tecans? Or
Oh I just realized that bought technic but I didn't download it. Uh was
it the early Tecans that had like when you would die or when you would
lose the fight, it would do the the triple echo you know that definitely?
No, but I think they would do the the replay and that's it.
Oh no, they would they would do the triple. No, they
would do a triple. There there was a triple. It depended on what
it was like. I think if it was a if you got a counter
or something, there was a there was a stipulation just like if you if
you if both if both lives, if you had like a little less than
ten percent HP both of you, and if you beat the person, the
announcer says, great because like it because it's anyone's game, right, like
pretty much any any punch will take like about ten percent, and so it's
like who's gonna win? And then if you win, great, And then
the triple thing was I think if if you just did a actual super move,
if I if there's a stipulation for it to do the triple thing.
But you're right Teken three, Yeah, so I no streets, you do
the echo or you're like ooh, ooh, oh oh those Kyle. I
remember specific I remember specifically, and I don't remember why I remember this so
vividly, but it's like and it's just like I think it was, like
I think it was like fucking like Yoshi Mitsu dying in Tech and two I
swear or something like that. But it's been buried in my mind ever since.
So every time I see somebody, like every time somebody gets knocked if
I'm watching a fight or like even just like a fight compilation and somebody gets
knocked out, I think of that sound. So, whoever is that voice
has permanently impacted the way I view people failing. Now I got to hear
every death in techan see who you're who you're referring to. It's like,
oh, it might not be taken. It sounds like it's I feel like
it's techne. I feel like that's the game that I played the most fighting
wise, and it's the one that I committed most to memory. So it
would be weird for like some random thing for like Marl versus Capcom or Street
Fighter to stick with me more than And I think it's the only one that
has that triple thing. I think you're definitely right. You can't think of
any other I can't think about another fighting game that has the triple thing.
I think the best death like replays now well it's replays, but it's like
when you actually kill them, there's like a boom, boom boom. It
would just be yeah, this three in a row. I know three had
it for sure because I actually didn't play that much techn too. I had
the first two Tekeands I played a little bit, and three was the one
that I just I was completely consumed in, and I remember the triple thing
and a lot of things. I just that fucking announcer guy. I love
that dude. It's the way he was saying certain people's uh certain people's names,
like a mochagin, you go mokea gin like he said it in a
weird like, not even the way that you know the period is like gin,
but no, he says, in a way where it starts going up.
He's like mochagin. And I'm like, I like, I played two
more, but like that game is crazy crazy. I've heard a lot about
how insane it is. I'll get to it. I'll get to it.
Get to it eventually. There's a moment. There's moments right because the second
is the only fighting game that's happens in right for some reason. In Second
everyone speaks their native tongue, but everyone understands everyone else, which is the
most insane ship ever. I like, there's moments where like I forgot the
boxer name Chris, wherever his name is, Jack, whoever his name is.
He's talking to King and King is roaring in response back, and it's
the most insane ship ever. It's like, we got to get past these
guys. He's like, and I'm like, King, no one has ever
talked about that. He And what's crazy is that kid in the third one
is a guy. I was a regular dude in the second one so all
of a sudden, he just loses his language and starts roaring when he puts
the mask, and I'm like, what is this? Yeah, he's the
mask. Like it's completely k fab Like it's one of those things like wrestling
where they won't break character no fucking matter what. Like that's always back in
the day. They just always costplaying a Jamaican person for fucking ten years that
I thought he was Jamaican. Kobe Kings is not Jamaican even slightly. This
is a black guy. That is very true that he didn't Yeah, yeah
now, And I was like, yeah, that's right, that's right.
Yeah, he's much regular. You know how hard I rooted for him.
And when I found that out, I was like, I feel so betrayed.
Yeah right, you're a black you have his TJ lie about that is
not real. You could have just not lied, bro, It's already on
your team. Bro. I was alright, So that's next. Next question
Jacko asking Chris Avat to sing my Way, As Vegeta wrote in uh,
he says, Hey, long Dick, why Dick and Chris? Has there
ever been a time when this podcast has bled into your lives outside of the
snark tank for me. I can't watch the opening cut scene for Halo Infinite
anymore because I just think about master Chief shitting up his own back when fighting
atriarchs like a baby fighting a gorilla. Keep the hucks common. I don't
even know if we have an answer to this question. I just love the
I just love this idea of that's amazing. Halo's ruined because I can only
imagine Master chiefs shitting up his own so crazy. I give himself a fucking
skunk stripe up his fucking middle of his back. Dude, I need a
wet nap, I need changed. What do you do? I'm going back
to hand of my dipe. Do you mind telling me what you're doing in
that hour, sir? Wiping this ship off my back, like if we're
a diaper on the outside though, because like it doesn't work, but he
still has a diaper on the outside. He gives him, gives him peace,
you know, it gives him, Yeah, he feels secure, It
keeps his speaker tightened. Yeah, just like, what are you doing?
Reminds me of back? Uh? Carry on? What do you say after
that? I don't know the question, does it? Has there ever been
a moment where the where this uh bleed, where the show bleeds into your
lives. Of course, for me, the only thing I can think of
really is that I don't know what I've talked about off air and on air,
Like I don't know. Like sometimes I'll be I'll have I'll be telling
a story and I'm like, did we already talk about this? And I
won't remember if I told it to you on the podcast or if it was
something that we said in private that happens on the show. Sometimes it will
be like did we talk about this before and we did? Or like did
we talk about this before and that we did, we didn't even though we're
sure we did. It's more stuff like that, But I don't think it's
anything I don't know like the show hasn't. I wouldn't say it's blended in
my life like that because I usually forget everything that we fucking say the second
word on record PP. There's there's definitely some I know, there's some stuff.
There's references. Probably I just can't there's nothing off the top of my
head right now, but for sure because we I do that with regular television
shows where it bleeds into other shit and then we have all these ends.
Me and Jojo have all these inside jokes and stuff like that, And I'm
sure stuff like that with the podcast happens too, but not as often because
you know, she doesn't listen regularly. She listens every once in a while,
and so I can't even if there's something that happened. I can't really
she may not know what I'm talking about and then I have to explain it.
She like fuck it whatever. But uh, there's definitely I don't know,
there's some funny shit, like I think I will say, Uh,
Joel's death in the last most part two is is not sad at all.
It's it's it's pretty hilarious because of just thinking about him, the way we
disrespect him. I would say that's probably something that it is just him just
it's just a joke to me. It's not even it's not even an iconic
moment that that end shot Uncle Ben is is so much like I still love
it. I know, I know it's sad. I know, I know,
I know Cliff Robertson and Tary McGuire do a good job in that scene,
but like, I just think about all the ways that we've disrespected that
scene over the years, Peter, I'm shitting up my own back. Peter's
a very serious problem where I met. I respect everything. That's the thing.
I have no respect for anything because everything I make fun of I make
fun of like every single thing that comes out. So like now I'm just
like, damn, I've made jokes about every single thing I've like, I
can't I can't watch us like I can't watch a serious moment in televisions,
and I start making jokes about somebody being like, hey, you know what
really fixed this situation? The other guys shot a nice ephen bowl of pith
on his body, and it's just like, God, everything's a joke.
Yeah, with Lily, because Lilian's living around me now, so everything's becoming
a joke to her too, So like her brother tells and we're like,
oh man, I got dumb today, and she starts making she starts laughing
at him because everything is funny now. Coping mechanism. I'm sure to deal
with that. I'm it could happen. I I yeah, that that makes
sense. It's it's that is so funny to me though, because it's like
the very notion of it, the very idea, So it basically implies that
you've brainwashed this woman into like out, not even brainwasher, you've indoctrinated her
out outside of her emotions. But she can't feel anything now, she's not
anymore. She's who she she once was, someone that no longer is there.
Do you think that old Lily would fight, would fight new Lilian winn
No, we get destroyed by Lily. Yeah? Yeah, Lily would grab
the blade, she would talk only would like grab her and she'd be like
you fool and toold jug you, but you fell for it. Huh that
she'd make a joke about her and I'd be like, that's hilarious, that
is pretty I've fallen so far, falling so far. All right, let's
see, let's see, let's se let's see, let's see. Oh okay,
I haven't read this one, but it seems promising. I live in
Philly, and everything you guys said is true. Also, look up Kensington
Beach two fifteen on Instagram. They wrote it said hello hello gay, gay
and gayist. This might be better suited for an extra AMMO, depending on
how in depth you want to take it. But in a recent episode,
you guys briefly discussed what Donald Trump's Mortal Kombat move set would be Now I
want to see more fighting games move sets for more and more ridiculous characters.
Could anyone could be, could be anyone you guys think of in a fighting
game, Mortal combas street Fighter, Smash, et cetera. The more ridiculous,
the better. It's not a bad idea. Isn't a bad idea.
I feel like that could easily turn into something. It will be an extra
ammo. And I think it should just surround uh people that we creators,
that we know. I want them to be like a YouTube combat like a
content creator fighter, a creator class. Yeah yeah, yeah, like an
actual an actual creator class. That's brilliant. That's brilliant, you low key
low key yeah. I think that's a great idea. I think that's a
great name. I think we'll, uh, we'll get the ball rolling on
that. We'll see how that goes. I just want to and I wanted
to have factions. I wanted I want to just one to have like a
lot of characters will have factions, and they'll be like, we're gonna build
a story, Like we're gonna build a story, like an in universe story.
We're gonna use these people in their real lives. We're gonna use these
real people in their real lives, and their real names and the real social
scurity numbers, everything, every all the information that it's about them that is
real, we're going to use, and we're gonna use it in our video
game. But we're going to base an entire entirely new lore around the game
to give them a reason to fight, you know what I mean. So
we're gonna have Taste Sunday. We're gonna have Jack's films. Obviously, we're
gonna have uh Boogie to Night and eight, We're gonna have Ray William Johnson.
We're going to have it's gonna be great. We're gonna have a great
character action fighter. I just realized how disrespectful that sounds to Jack. I
don't I didn't mean to put him in with a bunch of crazy people,
but like he was just the second person that came to mind. I think
I think that'd be a great idea, And ironically, we're definitely gonna do
that for an extra am. I think it's a great idea. So is
gonna be in there and he's gonna have like assist you know, like these
dudes that are just sucking his girl. Yeah, he actually can't attack without
assists. He has these black dudes next to him fighting for him. That'd
be amazing. It's like chapter two. Yeah, like you know Claire,
she sends the zombie and the dog and the It's like it's like Little Red
riding Hood with the fucking gang of people. Oh yeah, yeah, Babyhood,
dude. I love that. I actually well know, yeah, I'm
gonna get baby hoo tattooed on me. And I was thinking about I should
get the whole back piece of those those bounty hunters, those buff ass fucking
dudes. Let's see what's crazy. Another question that I want to that I
want to read, but I don't think we'll answer. I just want to
acknowledge this because it's it's kind of ties into what we just answered. But
beat beat on my metover and he says, hello, come boys. Was
talking about finding finding games got me thinking, if you guys were to create
a star tank fighting game, who would be in the roster of the stages,
the super moves, et cetera. Thank you for giving me a break
on my u from my monotony every week. So I think that that could
be part of that conversation, I think. But absolutely characters be the main
characters. We all the guests, so music fucking thing, Well, no,
no, no, it can't. It can't be everybody then, because
that just kind of bleeds into what we're what the other thing is. If
it's just us, if it's just three, could that work? Probably not
that munn for that. We should do a beat them up game where it's
US three, and then we'll and then build like that and maybe some secret
characters will be some guests or some ship I don't know. We want of
secret characters in there. We'll get piss coin, Lily. I want to
do a fuckingk and you know, like the Marvels capcom Hadukes Superduken where it's
like a huge stream. I just want to be like this huge stream of
piss, just like it is. It is. It is such a it
is such a big and forceful stream of piss that it's going through the jenes
and it's still enough pressure to knock people down. You guys ever see Cyclopes
games At that moment, you were just pissed straight through your g listeners.
Go look up us. Cyclops is his hyper optic blast because like his fucking
beam is almost as large as the screen itself. It is so ridiculous that
movie is that, it's so fucking stupid. I love how he has to
show you can optic blast. That was always my crazy bam. And then
one little shoot at the end, I was like, fuck, I like
Cyclopes, dude. I grew up loving Cyclops and I didn't know he was
lame until well later in my life than everybody. I always thought it was
lame until X Members street Fighter. I was like Cyclopes and then and then
there he is in the cover shaking hands with Reu and I'm like, oh
fuck. And then his move set was actually pretty cool, and I'm like,
you know what, I like cy Cops now. But no, he
was always good. He was the he was the he was cock blocking Wolverine.
I'm like, brouh, you mean wolver was cursing on his fucking bullshit.
Don't get me wrong, I like Wolverine more. I like Wolverine a
lot as well, but I like I like good guys. I almost like
disliked good guys. Wolverine's a good guy, but he's a cunt. Yeah,
he's he's he's the he's a real person. That's the thing. He's
like a which is like people on average, there's like they're short, they're
angry, they've had the short end of the stick. You got experimented on.
Wouldn't you be a cut dude if you were like you had that type
of bad luck. So I'd just be like you fucking Knit, you know,
liked yo. You know he always calls Scott watch out four eyes.
He's he's no good for you, Gene. He's a bitch ass Knit.
He's a bitch ass nigga. I'll just say he'll say soft ay, he
won't be I'm sorry, I grew up, he says. Nigga. He
says nigga. He's like, my apologies. Who's black? And that?
He says, Well, I don't think over he does discriminate because he's he's
he's piped down all those girls. He don't discriminate. He's just giving it
out. He's just he's tossing whoever can catch it. Bro every generation.
He's just the yo, Hey you want some pipe ro fuck you better than
that African nigga? Oh my god, damn Wovere. You're talking a lot
of it about black panther, Black who black? Who I don't want to,
No nigga, n I don't know, black nigga, Get the funk
out of here. You want to fucking yeah, you have animan on your
claws, on your on the ends of your fucking cute ass nails. That's
cute I have. Yeah, yeah, go ahead, we're drinking. If
this almost if the start tank was designed, if the Stark tank designed,
and your weapon in Halo, uh good good, just keep going Halo,
it would just be the needler, except Chris would name it the N Wordler's
stupid. That is so funny. But yeah, stupid. Yeah, sure,
that's bad as What would it do just like put a bunch of seems
like it's a bunch of a bunch of niggas. There's a bunch of niggas
in there. That's crazy. I have the I have the perfect what it
would do to you? Okay, what watermelon stratono and then you turn into
a black person? Ah, that's all right, that's so. That's that's
sae. That is that's insane even for that universe. That's such an elderly
racism. Yeah all right, you're just shooting an elite and elites like black
man standing there a black human and he's like, what happened? What happened?
Stupid? You're like mister elite. He's like I was. I was
a whole different thing a few seconds ago. What's going on? I guess
dog would react to seeing, and it's to seeing. Do you think,
curgy? How do you think? Courage? The cowardly dog would explain nine
to eleven to use this in Muriel, I remember, remember who turned into
the fucking building? And he blow up? The blow up? I love
it. I love that his language is shape shifting. I love that he
shape shifts as a part of his language. But he can't, like he
can't really, but he can speak. He can because he said the things
I do full of you know, he says, though he says, that
is not him speaking, That is him conveying to us. I think that's
him speaking. I like to think that that's the only thing that he can
say and his actual no, no, no, don't know, speak don't
know, but it's not him really speaking. No, no, no,
you misunderstand. I understand what you're saying. Like he's conveying to us.
It's like we're reading his mind in some way. But I believe in universe.
He is also shape shifting while he is well, and then he becomes
a plane for three frames and then he goes back to being like a yammer.
I think at some point, like if Courage was able to live his
entire life, I think he would eventually just be able to shape shift into
a into a person who knows how to calmly explain the situation. And I
think that's what that I think. I think, what will happen eventually?
Eventually? Eventually, eventually he'll get to a point where kind of there's a
demon outside and he's going to kill us, and then we'll shape shift back
into a dog. And how we got here, I have no idea what
because I thought about I thought about trying to explain. I thought about trying
to explain, like how would I explain an alien becoming a black person,
like instantly after getting shot with that stupid weapon that kicks and described, and
I just kind of flashed into the state of like I would have to just
hysterically encourage the cowardly dog explain. And then I thought about, like how
would he explain, Like how would he explain January sixth, Like would he
shape shift into would he shape shifted and Donald Trump, and it'd be like,
yeah, maybe of smaller courages. Approaching one regular courage in a copsuit
on steps, he turns into he turns into he turns into Ashley Babbitt exploding,
uh off a wall. That's crazy. I didn't even remember that name.
That that's yeah, that's the name. Yeah. They got a headshot
multiplier on that one man. That's that's that was fucking That was crazy.
Determination do you think the guy after that was like nice? Yeah, yeah,
you nice. Look at that motherfucker's head. It's good. Let's go.
Let's go. That name that I read before about the Halo weapon being
made, except I would call it the N wordler or whatever. I'm not
reading that name again. He wrote, dear middle aged middle class and just
playing mid God damn. My question is with the super Bowl with the yeah,
I guess you must have who's middle? Am I middle class? I
want to know mid I don't know, I don't know. I don't like.
A lot of it is a lot of it is a lot of not
nice. With the super Bowl being this month, which video game characters would
you recruit in a space jam like scenario to save the earth. To make
it interesting, let's say the contest is in two parts, regular American football
and hardcore gay power bottoming. All right, that's ridiculus. We're getting crazy.
Uh, they have to be. They have to be total champions in
both arenas. I like the idea football. Yeah, let's keep it the
football. It's easy, Augustus Cole obviously, yeah, easily. What's crazy?
You know it's crazy? There are I really feel like there are D
and D monsters that are not as strong as coal. Like I feel like
there are strong D and D creatures that Coal would beat the like could Like,
I feel like if he thought of Albert by him himself with a rock,
well, you give him like a rock that's about the size of his
hand, then he can lift up and slam on it. I think he'll
kill the alb before it kills him. He might like lacerations, but I
feel like the only way that Albert would win is if it crushed him,
like I've seen some people do. Like I've seen some people use the Albear
like a fucking media torpedo, And I was like, that ship is game
ruining, dude. The creativity so fucked because you just large and larger Albert.
Haven't jump on somebody and it doesn't insane amount of damage. It's it's
I think it's the most damage in the game, crushing somebody with Albert.
I think it's we like damage per like not Catholic a spell. You just
jump land on it and you're like, oh, I did like seventy damage
to six people. Yeah, it just keep doing it. But yeah,
Cole would definitely who else be Okay, So if we care talking about American
football, I think age in twenty seven or forty seven. You say Agent
seven twenty seven got his name from hod It's me. I want to live.
I want to live in a fucking universe. It's Agent. Well,
actually, no, Agent forty seven might be a good thing to have because
he we've established that he's he's good at everything except being a decent part,
Like he can't be a normal part. Like he's really good at at mimicking
everybody to the point where he could just play the part. He could play
the part convincingly of a really good football player and do well Like Tom Brady.
Yeah, yeah, he would be able to will dress up as Tom
Brady, start kissing his son and ship and they get ready to play and
everybody, yeah, yeah, it should it should be for our team.
It's it's Coltrane and then Tom Brady, but it's clearly aged forty seven,
like it's just a baldman. It is is a baldman with a fucking our
coat on his back who doesn't speak at all, and it's it just says
Tom Brady. He doesn't even put on his help. He doesn't, you
know, he doesn't. He doesn't need it, he doesn't need it.
He's a flawless football player. I love that. I think I think sack
Boy, I think sack Boy should be there because here's here's what I'm thinking.
I think sack Boy can you can probably make the ball out of him,
and then you kind of get yourself, you kind of get yourself a
little. There is that is that cheating? That's that's just it's space jam.
The whole thing is cheating. The whole thing is you think it's you
think it's You don't think it was a calculated decision to put the rapist from
a clockwork orange in the front row fucking seats at that like court side,
at that loud Tunes game, as like a distraction tactic to be like,
why the fuck are they aren't they addressed to cut where they rape Lebron James.
They just they raped him out his shoes bro right, like it was
going on, he was raping him and his shoes flew flew off. I
love the idea. I really liked the idea of them addressing it in some
way, Like I like the idea of like Bugs Bunny turning to death like
there's no music or anything. It just cuts to music. It cuts to
bugs and Daffy and Bugs is like that was like rapist from those are those
the Yeah there's the rapists? No, there's not even Yeah, there's no
character there. It's a real moment of it's sincere moment a Bugs Bunny being
like are those the rapists? From a clockwork orange in the front? And
then it cuts back to like the the Shenanigans. That would have been sick
as fun. That actually I would have appreciated that for real. It would
have been the only good thing about that movie, because that god damn movie
was Yeah, wow, were two more people, Yeah, like two more
people would like Blitz. Yeah, let's see hmmm. I think honestly,
it's just muscly and she's very Carlac's great. That's great. You need to
need food to Carlac though, you need food, Carla, all right,
okay, pipe on her with the pipe. You just slapped someone. You
guys know how you guys know how poison is? Uh is technically trends in
a in a street fighters and stop stop. Yeah, yeah, well technically
yes she is. Yeah, if you go to final fight and yes,
technically that's true. You're you're you're you're saying, you're saying facts. But
I disagree. Well, I mean you get yeah, because he beat off
to her a lot. Now you're ashamed. I went back to Street out
of four and I found her her food mod. Dude, it is so
funny. It is the biggest penis on earth. It is her is her
thing, her penis or it's just it's just it's just a huge It just
it looks like it's so big. It's almost like if you grabbed a Nathan
hotdog and put it up to the screen, like it's so big. It's
I'm like, bro, why is it so big? It's the funniest.
Like anyway, I got another one. I got another one, I got
another one who we got blinks the time sweeper. Well, you would cheat,
Blinks would cheat the rewind the game. Can uh all right, this
is getting kind of weird. You know what would do? Blinks would stop
time and have people injure the other same teammates. He would like he would
like, stop time, go grab the regular quarterback when the whole team is
about the dog pile of the other team's quarterback and they all land on that
guy, so they all cripple their own quarterback. And but he's like,
I don't know how he got there. That's insane. I hope he's the
last to run into the hospital. Blink freezes time, so he is insigne
the ambulance and that's crazy. So it's him and then Private Allen, not
Keith David's character, Private Private Allen, the one he's directing. Yeah,
yeah, not even any of the iconic characters franchise. It's just Private Out
franchise has and you chose wanre quarterback. Yeah, I want Private Quarterback,
Private Allen. Yeah, and Keith David as himself from Saints for as the
coach. So we haven't made exact I believe in you. Private Out,
I'm keeping I'm keep David hit the Showers, Tom Brady. That is how
that is how coaches talk to their That is that is how coaches talk to
their team. It's like, guys, it's my name is this Showers.
My name is Andy Reid. The super bowls today? Remember they also read
good game. The super Bowl is today. Just fucking give me the most
obvious information possible. It is a Wednesday. Let's uh, let's move into
uh oh yeah, so this is another PS from that guy. It's like,
PS, I started subscribing and listening on account of my cute boyfriend Scottie,
who would absolutely blush if he heard you read that, Chris. So
there you go. I hope he's blushing. Uh. If not, I
demand a fucking I demand more money. I demand a lot more money from
you. If he's not blushing, give me one of your vest and give
up one of your paychecks. You can, you can part with one of
them, fine prize, find the most can. You don't imagine donating a
paycheck to anyone and really deserves it. It's so fucking like your priority everything.
It's just the entire thing. Hey, hey, asshole, you forgot
to sign it and you got to send it back. Oh man, all
right, physical paychecks. Yes, yeah, you gotta rip the little things
off. You gotta sign that bitch ancient ship. So I'm a little confused.
I'm a little confused by this question. Honestly, Spank Sinatra and bing
comesby. It's good. I like that. They said, hello, think
comes to me. It's really good. Hello. Insert mildly racist names here.
Yeah, yeah, we're good. Uh papah yeah, first time writer,
a longtime listener. Keeping it simple, would y'all rather give the first
ninety percent of a blowjob or the last one percent? Well, I mean
yeah, so you're you're just saying, like, raight before the money shot,
right, so you just so. So I think this is an easy
question because there is no stipulation of you must take a shot in the mouth
to complete a blowjob, right like that is not that is essentially they tap
on you like you know, like you're being submitted, and then you just
right there misses you and all you literally just got one little that's it.
I mean, that's yeah, that's way better. Lemon. What if he's
a concussive boy and like it hits you and actually rip rips my my mouth
split open like the joker because I didn't. I didn't get it like out
in times, like I got these scars, three scars on their faces,
like, oh, did you find like a liner he had attack? Like
nah, Actually I kissed this guy's dick and he came real hard and it
poured up my face a little bit. That's why have these three scars on
my face. Like that's the joke, that's the joker organ origins. He
went crazy after that, That's what happened. He busted so hard and he
went and then he like after he started laughing like just maniacally, after his
fucking face got ripped over by the coup and then the he just like now
he has the white makeup to represents get came on, that is great.
Comes on, that's so freaking maniacal. Oh, let's get the let's get
the hell out of here. I can't even I can't abide by that.
Thank you for everybody for supporting this fucking disaster. Uh. Come on over
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I just want to it's it's it's, it's, it's the choker and
the dribbler, Yeah, the dwibbler or the jizzler with just a bunch of
sperm all over the suit spur ah Batman. He still does riddles, but
they're all come related and they're really obvious. It's just done solving them for
you, Batman. What's white and comes out of my pain is it's come.
It's like, yamad, it's all the answers, always going goes,
what's what's what's caking my room? But but still with me, and it's
like, it's it come foiled again. Good job, file God damn it
you. It's like, why do you keep making everything to It's come?
It's all it's funny. I'll get you next time, you black creature I
mean in darkness, I mean nutting skin and a black person. He will,
but not because they're bad. I'm gonna get cancel. He's dressed in
coming, all right, let's commy Quinn, the come Alert Quinn, the
Jizzler to come or two sperm mis mister free brain, the main vein killer
Come. He's the exact same, He's the exact same as clay Face.
He can become anybody. But it's like a perfect DNA match to the like,
because it's come like he can just become anyone's come so like you just
like if you get a DNA sample from com face, it's like it's whoever
he's impersonating at that time, that is fucking phenomenal. Come and then and
then there's a poison ivy parentheses with come with because there's because there's nothing.
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splat splat. Alright, there we go. There's too much come in the
city. All right, let's go. I gotta get the funk out of
here. Actually come up the streets. Alright, how long do we have?
Do we have time to run through the credits real quick? Can we
do that? Or should we just like save it for later? Well,
if we're just stop it, how much? When when is your heart out?
When's your heart out? Well? I mean, what's the time,
Just just do it. Let's go, let's go, let's do it,
because all right, Gayard war goes gluck gluck gluck, got wah wah.
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How do you make names longer? It won't let me. Thanks.
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