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Radio, Dougie Fresh and The How in the House. Maybe glad to be
here, beautiful day. Somebody brought me, brought you up to me yesterday.
Oh yeah, yeah, who was she? It was a woman and
uh but I don't want to say because your dad listens. No, I'm
kidding, I'm kidding. I'm totally good. No, somebody did bring me
up. But in terms of doing some comedy, oh yeah, nice,
look at that. Yeah, I've been working on new stuff, have you.
Yeah. And Jim White from White Trash, I just saw the White
Trash Rubbish dot com dumpster Beautifuse. They're redoing roofs where I live and I
saw the dumpster out there, so they're out in full force. Yep,
the season's coming a little early this year for roofing. Yeah, we might
as well go while you got it right, exactly. You know, although
I heard today and the news are thinking that the last two weeks of March
are going to go back to winter. I just heard that today get really
chilly. And these pricks, you never know, mother nature, These pricks
ruined everything, ruining everything. Is there anything you're afraid of, Dougie,
Anything you're afraid to do. You're afraid of spiders, but flying not a
big deal. I'm afraid of heights. You're afraid of heights, Jimmy anything.
I hate snakes. I hate snakes because I think a lot of people
are afraid. I think the thing is I have a fear of flying.
They'll do it, but they have a fear of it. And sometimes it
makes me laugh because you're you're playing the odds. Right, The safest way
to travel is to fly. That's your safest way to travel, right.
But the but then you get you know, it's like kids, right,
every shitty car you ever drove, you get into, you didn't even care.
As long as it rolled and started up, you didn't care. You
would put yourself in it. And now we have a whole big issue going
on with with Boeing right now. Yeah, this is a wonderful happened now.
Ah Well, we hear the things like the four bolts design designed to
prevent that door plug. And a door plug looks like a door, but
it's actually there for service. It has a hinge the bottom. So that's
the thing that flew out on the Alaskan Airline flight, and that that would
freak you out. There was a kid sitting one row in front and his
shirt got sucked off, like completely ripped off his body. They weren't up
at the altitude that they would be cruising at. They were still kind of
ascending, so they were able to turn around and go back to the airport
and no one was hurt, and nothing happened that would freak me out of
my shirt came off a lot of other people too, exactly, Thank you,
Jim. Somebody's his lip well looks good, by the way, But
I go, I'm watching this and then you that I mean the door plug.
It sounds bad when when you think, like when I think of a
door plug, I'm thinking that it's just something that's going to plug a hole,
not the big side of the right, the big side of the door.
Well, now there's a whole investigation that's going on. So Boeing has
failed thirty three of eighty nine FAA audit failures of all of a sudden since
the Alaskan Airline, since that that plug win eighty nine. So and then
I think there's this is according to the New York Times. Then there's another
subsidiary called Spirit Arrow Systems, which makes the body of the seven thirty seven
maxjets. They failed seven out of thirteen product audits. Wow, okay,
so pretty much fifty percent. One of its noted failures had to do with
the installation of the aircraft's door plug. Now, I don't know if you
still want to fly or not, but an FAA auditor also discovered mechanics from
the company using a hotel key card to check a jets door to make sure
it was sealed. Now, I'm thinking a lot of times I could kind
of see this in a way, and if it's happening with Boeing, it's
happening with every airline. I remember getting on a plane and looking out and
they were duct taping the wing. They were wrapping duct tape around the wing
and then they're giving the thumbs up and we flew apart. We flew to
Salt Lake City. Yeah there was there was nothing, but I go,
it's like good enough mechanics that And then now the big story you're gonna keep
hearing is they use dish dawn soap to lubricate the door that they were trying
to put in one of those door plugs. To lubricate it, just slide
it in there. Now, if you've done construction, you may I've used
soap. Have you ever done this just to get a ring off or something?
Yeah, but have you ever like when you're building stuff. Yeah,
Like one of the old tricks is if you're getting a screw that's actually tough
going, you know, put some soap and screwed into the birosap gust and
then I'll go into and then goes right into the wood lawt suitor. So
soap is a great lubricate. So I'm going to me, this isn't that
big a deal. I would think that this kind of shit goes out all
theme. We just don't know it. We don't want to hear about it.
You don't want to know how the ship's made. I don't know how
the sausage is made. I don't how your hamburger is made. That's all
I want to do. And because I'm going this this is crazy. Well,
now there's a guy. His name is John Barnett. He's a former
Boeing quality control engineer. He worked at the company for about thirty years.
He retired in twenty seventeen. Two years after his retirement, in twenty nineteen,
he told the BBC that Boeing had compromised safety by rushing to get its
seven eighty seven Dreamliners off the production line. John Barnett had become a whistleblower.
I'm Boeing. Continued to raise safety concerns at the airlines factories and provided
his first testimony, but then he failed to show up for the second part
of his testimony for what was going to be a bombshell lawsuit against Boeing.
He didn't show up. He didn't show up. Was he still alive?
Well, they found him. They got concerned. His lawyer got concerned,
so they called the hotel he was staying at and they had him look for
him and it was reported that he died of a self inflicted gunshot. Wound
in his truck in the parking lot of the hotel. That's what they're saying.
And this just affened like days ago. Okay, So you wonder was
he just so nervous testifying ers, He's just like, I can't go through
with it. He killed killed him because even here John uh, somebody said.
His lawyer said he and his co counsel had been calling Barnett's phone on
Saturday, but the calls went to voicemail when they asked the hotel to check
him, and they found him in his truck dead from a quote alleged self
inflicted gunshot when we drove to the hotel. Blah blah. His lawyer said,
uh, he had explicit doubt about the circumstances of his death and called
the self inflicted gunshot when alleged. What do you make of all this?
I mean, it's it's big business. Boeing's huge business. You've got people
disappeared, knowing the Clintons and the island thing. Oh yeah, the island
thing. I know, Whitewater people went missing. There was a guy who
died on that. I remember somebody who was down in the Caribbean hanging out
with one of the guys. His father worked with the Clintons on whitewater,
and all of a sudden he just died, mysteriously died. So if he
testifies, Boeing's gonna have a huge lossuit against him, and oops, he
kills himself and now they got no whistleblower, no evidence. Right, Yeah,
I wonder this. So we can pay somebody one hundred thousand dollars to
kill this guy or lose one hundred million dollars. Oh, you would go
out of business, right, I think the Boeing is I think Boeing's like
on their last legs with all this shit. I think that they're near near
the end. And I mean I wonder this, Jim, you own,
you know, having owned businesses and run business. Now that drugs are legalized,
I just wonder not all drugs, but I think Boeing's based in Seattle
or the Washington area, and I think there there's a lot of drugs that
are legalized. And I wonder how many people like the guy who forgot to
put the four bolts in? Am I gonna catch that? Do you understand
what I'm staying? Like, if I'm running the company, I'm up here,
I'm trusting you down there someone I don't know, quality controls somebody,
and all of a sudden, sure there's a number of checks and balances.
We hope. So they got a car, a plane. But I wonder,
like if people are showing up a little the other the general idea,
like what is our modern workforce? Now? The young workforce coming up?
There's a lot of hard working young kids out there. But then you realize,
like geez, maybe it's a different generation we're on like a good enough
is good enough? Good enough construction? I'm going I don't want to work
any overtime. Yeah, I'm off all weekend. Don't even ask me to
do overtime. I think we're good here see it monday. Yeah, that's
a concern. I think it is a concern, and I know that a
lot of people are focusing on They checked the seal with a hotel key card.
Well, yeah, you need something that's tight that's going to get in
there to make sure that the rubber and we can't poke it through. Okay,
what else are they supposed to use? What do you wanted to use?
Like, I go, I get it. It doesn't look like the
most sophisticated tool, but That's not the part that scares me. What scares
me is that somebody got killed. Who is about to blow the whistle on
a company that you're putting a lot of money and you're asked in to fly
somewhere. Yeah, scary. Well, who's their main competitor? I mean
we're going Yeah, I mean, I don't know they do fold, I
don't know who's mad. I think it would be huge because so many airlines
are running them, right, I mean it's the Alaskan Airline, every every
plane. But that's what I'm saying, is like, I think every airline
has these things, So why not your mechanics we get a boweling, just
get out there and do the check that that that that plug is all plucked
up right, I mean that that would be the only thing. Have you
ever been threatened to keep quiet about anything? Though, Dougie? You had
to hear secrets and things from you're a strip club DJ. Anybody say,
Dougie, no, oh yeah, this doesn't leave you know, this doesn't
leave the room between me and the four walls. Yeah. Yeah, but
not threatened, is what I'm saying. This blower was was I mean killed?
Yeah? No, nothing that no mafia. No mafia came in or
anything like in the movie. Not like your movie, like the Hey,
I own a bunch of strip clubs. You're gonna stay here. I need
a monkey. I met a lawyer that defended a lot of mafia people.
I can say his name, but he's a cool guy to me, so
well they usually are. Yeah, I know I've never been threatened. Okay,
yeah, I just I didn't like, put your clothes bag on,
I'm going to kill you. But happens at Yeah, never going to Wegmans
again. Following reaching new heights every day, a federal scrutiny, one investigation
at a time. I don't know what they can do unless uh, you
know, slow down obviously, making the planes and double check everybody. I
just saw it today and it made me I go, wow, look at
this, But that is what's a scary thing? Yeah, you know you
have more details. Was it on the side of the head in the mouth?
Oh? I mean autopsy. I'm sure there'll be an autome. I
don't know how you tell. I don't know how. It just sounds.
It could be great forty eight hours or see or or on SCG. I
what's thee there's the what was it the TV show the forty eight hours,
Yeah, but there was another one forty eight hours investigates, and I think
it was a murder, and they did it the next the forty eight hours
after murder, and they filmed I think maybe three episodes in Rochester. Is
that right? Yes, because we were having so many murders, like forty
eight hours after the murder. What you know up to that point, what
happens and what happens in the forty eight hours after either a body's discovered or
murderers reported. Yeah, that one was the one in Sodis where they moved
to Texas, and I think the husband the boyfriend like drove back here that
killed that was that was terrible wild. It was a divorce, Okay,
it was a divorce. He had custody of the kids. She married a
guy who happened to be a sheriff of a small town in uh Texas.
They drove a rental car and it broke down somewhere in Ohio, and I'm
thinking to myself, this is what I can never wrap around my head.
You had to be so in love with this woman, because this was the
plan that even you drove all that way and then the car breaks down.
You don't go. It might be a sign, it might be a sign
this isn't a good idea. Maybe I should stop. We've been arguing all
morning anyhow, you know what I mean, maybe maybe this isn't right something.
And then all but he keeps going. And he's the one who pulled
the trigger. I think he went to jail. She may have, but
for lesser time I thought, yeah, he's the one that pulled the trigger.
Yeah, that was definitely one of the forty eight hours I think you're
referring to. Because they did that, they did the investigates, and it
was it was wild, like that had to be one of the most disturbing
things. And I think one of the kids was in the car when they
shot her and he saw it. I believe that there was the kid.
The kids saw it. Yeah, well the kid was I think in his
car seat, strapped in there, couldn't go anywhere. And these are the
people that love you. They want you so badly, you know what I'm
saying. You know how you daydream when you're driving to especially a long travel
trip like that. Yes, you're never like I'm out, I can't do
this. This is what I'm saying. Nowhere along the line, did you
go this just makes no sense. This is and he had a buddy,
I think who came with him. I think so. So he convinced another
guy. I like, how good is you? Know that I was gonna
say, how good is her buddy? Then you can also say, dude,
this is so good. You gotta help me all the way, you
gotta help me. It's just like this. That's insanity, right, That
is insanity. And she, in the meantime, was in Texas, right,
just imagine what's going on in her mind during that day. Well she,
oh, she did stay in Texas. You're right, we'll shop in
Yeah, this is the normal day, right, waiting for the phone for
the call. And then you had to add, like what happened? Like
you're surprised? Do you think she went in front of the mirror and practice
a bunch of times? Oh my god? What wait? Wait, that's
not natural enough. That's two fake looks. Fargo, William Macy has his
wife kidnapped so he can get money from his rich father, and they do
it, and then he's in the kitchen going, oh, it's something terrible,
something terrible, And then you go through and he's on the phone practicing.
Yeah, And it's like you with comedy, did you film yourself in
your in your living room standing there in front of a microphone talking to him?
Sometimes sometimes that wasn't you who went to the uh Ridge Hudson McDonald's with
a speaker and a microphone outside screaming, where's my extra hash brown? Did
you see this? Okay? So there was a McDonald's on Hudson Avenue and
in the parking lot there's a whole Instagram page called Rock Gone Mad and it's
all the weird shit that happens on the streets of Rochester wonderful. And this
is a guy standing there and this took some work, and he didn't look
like he had a lot going on, but he had this. He had
a microphone plugged into a speaker, and he's outside the McDonald's screaming, where's
my extra hash brown? I paid for my extra hash brown? Where's my
extra hash brown? And it's just echoing right outside the drive through. So
everybody driving through, they all hear it. What happened? I don't know.
That's all they show is this guy. I want to find this guy
and he looks like he looks like an overgrown leprechaun, like red Wily hair
a red Beard, and he's just standing out there screaming, where's my extra
ash brow? So he had a microphone and and speaker. That's a lot
of work, Doug. What's my point? And where did you get the
power for? That was my next That was what I want to know,
Extension Court, here's it. I don't know if it's that or if you've
rigged up some battery power. Maybe he's just so if he works that hard
to do that, I will see as a job and what he's doing.
And I often say, why can't people use their powers for good? Absolutely?
Why do we have to have this? All these people, all the
criminals work so hard to defraud you, the scams they come up with.
If you just applied that, you can have a steady pictcheck, absolutely have
a letter life. I would think. Now, I don't know what this
guy's story is. When I say, look, I see him, I'll
give him your card, Yeah, because I do want to talk. I
mean that Hudson is right up from it's got to be Hudson Eastridge, which
is close to uh Delta sound like, which I gassed up today. So
every now and then they'll swing in there for McMuffin. If I'm up early.
Yeah, I want you to see if you see this guy, Okay,
I want my hash brown. And he might have been there in the
morning, because I believe you went to your hash brown. I know a
place in Fairport. Bill Moran, not only a hash brown cup of coffee.
Didn't get a cup of jokees well, he paid for it, right,
he didn't get it, and he's very upset. Well, you know
that's the thing. We're up to fifteen sixteen dollars minimum wage and fuck it
up, all right, So think about that real quick. Not to interrupt,
but yes, I've been through in his car. No, I don't
know. So he actually had to get pull his car right. Oh,
you set everything up, He had to set Jim. There was a lot
of work that went into this. But that's an interesting thing that you bring
up to fifteen sixteen dollars an hour, because I I always find myself backed
into a corner and an argument in my own head because I understand the livable
wage thing, but I also believe that some of these jobs weren't meant to
provide a livable wage. Not. I think that there were jobs that like
a dishwasher was usually got kids to do it right, or you know,
like a college or somebody who was working part time and doing something else.
This wasn't their main focus, but this was a way to supplement whatever else
they were doing with stepping stone. Okay, I'm making money and i want
to do better for myself. Now I'm gonna get a better job. It
could be and it could be that, but I'm going up. But a
lot of times it was kids who were in school or kids one of their
first jobs. Yeah, I worked at McDonald and now we're paying money for
well these mind I don't know how you stay in business because you have to
pay that. That's the part that makes it hard to The payrolls are going
to be manufactured or all electronics inside. You won't be talking to somebody.
You're you're gonna type it up on a on a board. Yeah, and
they're going to process the two machines in the back and wrap it up.
They're figuring it out. Now. Good. I don't blame them. Yeah,
you force this right, I mean, anybody is what it's the nature's
necessity. We need to adapt and evolve. I can't afford to keep paying
this and stay in business. But if I got a robot that did it,
well there you go. Now we have twenty registers at Walmart with two
cashiers, but the check yourself out has got fifteen. Yes, and that's
what it's going to come down to. Yes, Well, if you notice
too, I mean a lot of your costs have gone up when you do
go obviously out to a normal dinner, but even fast food, it seems
you go through and you're like, jeez, how did it be nine dollars?
Oh, it's crazy. And I heard or read something the other day
that not every let's take McDonald's for instance, a big Mac doesn't cost the
sament each McDonald's. No, I never realized that. No, it's different
at a different area or yes, and I never knew that you can even
you can. I've noticed it with you'll see it with gas. But let's
say, like if you go to a big box store like a BJ's for
gas, it'll be significantly cheaper in Henriette than it will be in Victor.
That's because, yeah, that's because there's more traffic in Henriette. I asked
somebody from Delta Sonic, same thing. All your price is are different and
because of they're more competitive in Henrietta than they are and on West Ridge Road
or around it quite so they will do to competition because BJ's is right around
the corner Jay Scutty Boulevard on West Snortta, So you're going to get five
six cents lower on West Henrietta. So it's for the competition within that area.
The Delta Sonic and Webster Adulta Sonic, those are ten cents higher because
they don't have to compete any really anybody, right, But if you're going
to drive all the way to Henriette, you just burned your ten cents what
you know exactly. But when you're ubering like me, yes, right,
it adds up. So you wait till you're to ADULTA Sonic. Sometimes I'd
ask people, I'm like, hey, we're passing adults. Do you have
a Are you in a rush? You mind if I pull in a good
gas Like no, that's all right because I get ten cents off a gale
and then kind of awkward just sit there pumping gas. And now how would
you if you're a past that? How would you feel if you're a past
saying no way. But you're saying no way. I would depends if I
like the guy, which I wouldna be touchy, you can be. I
would feel I would feel like a spoiled prick, like a child. That's
like my mom and dad pulled in and I'm just sitting there and they're gonna
get me a chocolate milk and get to sit in the back. I would
feel weird me too. Most people say no, that's fine, I want
to get a drink, and they go in and they get something. Anyways.
Yeah, I usually the other day, no, I go do you
haven't be in a hurry because I like to get No, I got to
get home. Okay, yeah, you know I can tell because you're doing
nothing. But okay, thank you. Now, Verry judging very judgy.
What if she's got kids, your dog shitting? Maybe she had a dog
that to get maybe dog ships all over the place. How was your demeano
or the rest of the ride? Huh? Oh I I turned on Willie
Nelson into the green of hits rank. How do you like that one?
All right, we'll take a moment. Uh, Jim, you've all you
own businesses, you clearly have had to deal with with firing people. I'm
gonna play audio of a person who got fired and I just just to talk
about what that's like in the demeanor and different things that go on in people's
minds. This is a you may have seen this. It was a female
basketball coach who worked for Utah and she went out and did the press conference
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Why who look at that, Jimmy, Well, I think you need
that I need. I think that needs to be white trash is outgoing call.
I think I could be white outgoing message. Absolutely can't pay anything,
Dougie, But thanks right, you're looking for a dumpster, not that,
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on occasion, and when he first came out with the bins, you know,
white trash, Jesus who came up with that idea? And I overhear
something, I'm like, well my friend did like what like, Yeah,
his name is Jim White and it's white trash. Oh that's his name.
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when it's explained I was telling Bill one other time, they're still annoyed.
I don't care. I don't care if I don't anything, I don't like
it, okay, but majority of people once they find out, they're relieved,
And yeah, I think it's great play on words. I'm sorry,
missus Pecker. Would you know that's a bad life. I remember somebody one
saying to me that they said, they said that the white the term white
trash is racist because you're identifying a group, and that it should just be
trash. So but I always went, yeah, but I know what you're
talking about, you know, I know those I got relatives. They fit
that description up right there. But yes, I guess I just this is
to make sure you get the color and then make sure you're looking at the
right person, only because it gives you those losers and of that white trash
over there. Yeah, losers would be with him. But white trash.
I mean, I'm I'm picturing trailer park. You know, no teeth,
no teeth, their cousins, you got that kind of you know, that's
what I'm thinking. I found thanks to Kim Hallick went on and found the
guy at the McDonald's. And this is the gentleman at the McDonald's. Let
me see if I can find the audio why we're not hearing it here where
Let even as a where's your head? Even as a safety vest on so
he won't get struck. It's like one of those reflective vests. America's got
talent right there. Just go by the stage and yelled that for three minutes
and hopefully where's Hudson Avenue? McDonald's, where's my extra hash brown? I
need to talk to the gentlemen. Did he get his hash brown? Was
there a resolution to this story? I need to know that people want to
know. It's man a very special billifighting? Yeah, do you think like
you want to know what happened? I don't want to know. You don't
want to know. I'm curious. I want to know. Yeah, Jim,
I'm with you. He's going to be showing it all different McDonald's all
the time. This is going to catch on, and this could be this
could become a trend, A way to get free hashbrowns from McDonald's. There's
my extra pickles? Yeah? You know, I think you would buy one
just to make the guy shut up. That's what I was wondering. I'm
wondering how at all ash browns are expensive? They're like two three dollars individual
like did the manager come out? Yeah? I didn't even know this.
Yeah, how do you know this? When did you have a hashbrow last?
I don't know. A couple months ago. When I wake up early
enough to get through McDonald's. I sleep in. Don't they start un till
eleven? No, ten thirty. I thought breakfast went all day. No,
not for that's COVID No. Ten thirty. That's it. Oh,
that's awesome. Speaking of COVID four year anniversary of the World Health Organization yesterday
declaring the COVID nineteen pandemic, it hit, really hit. I think they
shut down businesses here on the Monday after so that would have been the sixteenth,
just before Saint Patrick's thing. I had actually done a guest set that
Saturday night at the comedy club in front of Jamie Lissou and then like right
after that, everything closed. So we didn't know. But as a business
owner, how did that affect you and have things come back significantly? Did
it affect your business with trash so much? No, not at all.
Just like your situation. We were essential. Yeah, we never missed a
day of work. It was like business as usual because of you know,
us being a central business right, And I don't nothing changed in my life.
Truthfully. We got busier with the dumpster side of business because there were
so many people doing clean and out, cleaning out and doing jobs at home.
They had money coming in a lot of them from getting different projects.
They were bored. Yeah, did a lot of you know, home improvement
projects. So we stayed busy. Jim. I got a theory. Twenty
years after the pandemic, people start downsizing their homes. You're going to see
some of the shittiest home improvement projects because everybody thinks they know how to do
it. Yeah. I went on YouTube. I learned how to frame wire
two twenty downstairs. It's all good, you know that? That is like
some of the shitty it's missing nothing sixteen on center. Everything's like just a
you turn on the microwave and the grange opens. Yeah, exactly, something
like that. I mean that's how I see it going after. That's my
but I figured that that's interesting that your business would certainly have kind of parked
up a little bit. Really did. Yeah, it was a crazy time
because again, so many people were home and had a lot of time on
their hands. Yeah, and like, we just stayed busy the whole time,
and really we kind of felt weird going to work every day. There
was no one on the roads. I mean, you were going to work
every day, right, it wasn't a strange. Well, so I traveled
at such times that there was no but he on the roads over the years.
Like I did morning radio for twenty years. There was a time I
was driving into I just saw this guy. Oh where was that? I
just saw him? Friday night. This guy walked out to me and goes,
remember me, I was flying into work. I used to wait.
I had an office in my house and I lived in Pittsford, and I
would get ready. The show started at six, so I would sometimes stay
home to the last possible minute. And the only reason I did that was
I would get up at two or three and I would start prepping for the
show. But if I went in at the time. People may remember this
name, Tom George, who did traffic, the late Tom George. Tom
was a wonderful man, big personality. He and I got along very well.
He loved to ask me about Mary Tyler Moore because I had done landscaping
at Mary Tyler Moore's house when I was a kid. Yeah, and he
but he would come in and just start talking to you, and if he
didn't pay attention to him, he'd actually pout and then he wouldn't talk to
you and he would get like offended. So I go. I just don't
deal with that fucking shit. So I would go. So I would go.
I would stay home because it was just like I needed to focus to
make sure I had everything, and I have been working. I mean,
don't forget. You know, at that time you're going that Weez decides to
leave, you're there. They don't know you, because they've most of these
people. You've got to prove you're worth it. I've got two kids,
one who's got special needs of diet, one who's on the spectrum we need.
I got to keep a job here, and so I'm my whole focus
was I worked all fucking I would leave there, go to the library right
for two hours, go home, do with the kids, get dinner,
and be back in my office and write till like eleven at night, get
back up in the morning at three, two or three, and do the
same thing for for a long time. But Tom would get very offended.
So I would stay home. Well, this day, dude, I'm fucking
doing ninety five in a minivan, a maroon minivan, flying down four nine,
headed west, and all of a sudden, I get lit up.
I get lit up, and I go, ah shit, and I pull
over and I'm bent over to get the registration out of the glove box,
and I look up and I've got guns drawn on me. I've got a
sheriff in front of me, car one alongside, one behind me. And
I notice it. And I only say this, and people always said to
me, so this is sexuous when you say it. I just looked up.
It was a female officer with a gun drawn right at me, I
mean right at I went, holy shit. And this officer who I just
ran into, came up alongside said, hey, licensed registrations. I said,
where are you going? I said, I'm going to work. Where
do you work? I explained where I work? He goes, all right,
okay, all right, he goes, I'm very sorry. We had
a robbery at the Woodcliff in a maroon van headed this direction. Yeah,
I'm speaking of forty eight hours, dude. But there's nobody on the roads,
right, So if you saw a maroon van and there's nobody on the
roads, so to your point during the pandemic, I didn't really notice because
I was always driving in at times when there was nobody on the road.
And then you know, yes, on the way home, I guess more
or less. But I never drove it peaked times, right, I would
leave it like one or two in the afternoon. So but it was I
when I say my life never changed during that time. My buddy owned a
bar. We used to just go in there, hang out and hide or
do projects like we pretend we were doing the floors and shit. I mean
we did. But it took forever and we you know, drank and I
had a great time. So I was still going out, still seeing my
friends. I didn't have my kids with me at the time. I lived
by myself and I would wear a mask when but my life never changed.
Same here, never changed. It was very strange. We had a place
like that too. We'd go to after work and I think I was mentioned
to you last time and showed up in your pickup. Just make sure,
like looks like your toolbox is open, the tailgates down. Yeah, it
was like they're working right exactly. That would And I think a lot of
times too, couldn't you do like a private party? I think you were
allowed to say private party. I don't. I don't speak easier. Yeah,
I mean, look in the beginning of this thing, and I never
know because I'll always go back to I'm not educated in that field. I
don't know anything. I'm gonna trust that this is the right thing. There
were people that I do know, a guy who was in his late thirties
that did end up on a ventilator. Only one I know that young,
but it was one one too many, you know. I'm a little scary,
but you know. And then people dying, but most of them were
of a of a certain age and body type. Overweight, yeah, I
mean diabetic. Right. Look, I don't want to see anybody lose a
loved one. My mother got very concerned. I didn't go home one Thanksgiving
and I was like really pissed, but I wound up. I actually talked
about it, I think on the radio, and a college friend of mine
heard it and she and her husband invite me over. I had a great
Thanksgiving. I got rip roy and drunk. I think I ubered. I
think the uber was still working that Oh yeah, I was. Yeah,
that was always busy. Yeah, were up making two grand a week.
Yeah. Isn't it weird like some businesses did really well during the past time
all the delivery service places shut down. Yeah. Yeah, Well that's the
hospitality business. And the question is what happens. Let's hope it never happens
again. But how would it be handled in the future, hopefully not to
the point where it becomes economically destructive. Agree that, I mean that that
that's the part that you know. The one thing is you have to I
think as a leader, look at things on a glow, on a macro
scale, not a micro scale, as a macro what are we looking at
here? And yes, people are going to die, but people die from
the flu. And I don't mean to be callous or cold, but we
can't then also put so many people in danger where people are losing homes.
We've had they tried to do things to keep people in homes that affected the
people that own the homes, for the buildings, and they get fucked.
You know. It's like all this stuff just became a mess. And I'm
not sure in certain businesses it's even sorted out today. I would agree.
I think there's still businesses that you'll talk to some people and say, we
just never recovered from covide. A lot of restaurant business really suffered. Nobody
opens still too anymore, No business, Yeah, right, because I think
people just go home. Yeah, that's not it's not necessarily a bad thing,
because I don't know how packed they all were. I think there are
some that maybe a younger clientele, they'll stay there. They do have people
too about midnight or one, but not not often and in most places aren't
going to kick you out. But yeah, I mean it, there aren't.
There aren't. Just aren't a lot of people staying out that late.
That's the problem. Yeah, that's the problem. And I don't know that
is something new since COVID, you know, I don't know if that's also
a d W. I think the younger generation has so much other things to
do besides going out like maybe we did in our growing up. Yeah,
they're playing on their phone, if they're playing darts and pool and drinking.
Yeah, I mean, I don't think that's another problem. They're looking at
everybody else's life on their phone and not worrying about their Yeah, I know,
I never know, because I know, like over here there's a bar
that gets pretty young and they'll stay open until one or two in the morning,
and then there's a restaurant behind them that does pretty well because of that,
right, and he'll stay open. But those are the only two I
know. But in town here. A lot of people can walk. This
is the great yea, yeah, yeah, fair, poor you can.
But I have a son that's twenty two, and I mean if he goes
out, he just hunkers home a lot of times. He's not a big
go out person, and he's got friends, but it's not like us.
And you know, we will just go out maybe every time a week.
Yeah, it's just seven years ago him to go out. What about your
son's They yes, but one of them is still in college and he's on
the track team and he's working, and I don't want to know where he
would go out there. He does come in, he usually goes with a
lot of ri t kids. You'll hang on over there. I think there's
maybe getting together people's houses and stuff. So I really don't know. And
then I know my son who's twenty three. He lives with his mom,
but he goes to restaurants and things with buddies from work and I'll hang out.
But you're right, I don't. I don't know. I also wonder
if there's been such an influx of drinking and driving. Drinking and driving that
very message that came in, sure, you know, and like it penetrated
through to that generation. They really got it. Yeah, and they saw
it and dwis are expensive. Man, you don't want to be fucking around
with that because this why there's uber But don't drink and drive. No,
there's the dumbest thing in the world. Now, dumbest thing in the world.
I talked to two bar owners within the last two weeks who had mentioned
that a lot of their clientele is dying off and they're all being replaced.
Yeah, because it's a generation Our generation would have a couple of beers met
up with people a generation above us did the same and they're like, we
were seeing our customers die and no one's replacing them. So it's a weird
phenomenon. That is a weird phenomenon. And that's interesting because because I'm wondering
if if you go to craft breweries, is that the same thing where you
find certain areas where it's a little more niche as they say, maybe now
that weeds legal, you can just get stoned at home and relax. Yeah,
I don't have to go anywhere. No, some people like that more
than beer. Yes, a lot of people. Actually, yeah, I
I it was never my thing, but yeah, you didn't do it right,
duck. Yeah, probably not. I always preferred alcohol too. Yeah.
I come from a drinking family. Yeah, I come from a very
social everybody's you know, drinking and telling stupid chim mean, I were just
a Syracuse all day. You can still up baby, absolutely, But I
work boots and you were there for basketball, Yeah, for the jim Baheim
Day, Jim Baheim Day where they won. Right then they just eke it
out. It's like seventeen places and they just eked it out at the end.
By three, they're a I think they're a talented team. Will they
make the tournament? I heard they were so, like, so they got
their hands full. They're gonna play tomorrow night. They're playing the winner of
the NC State Louisville game. Now. NC State beat both teams twice,
I believe, which is always hard to be the team a third time.
But then they have to advance to the next round. So if they won
two games, they'd be I think a twenty two or twenty three wins.
They still have a long shot even with that, really, but it would
definitely improve their chances. So you just got to hope they do well in
the tournament. Yeah, so by no, means are they issue and they
got a lot of work to do well? There is so the women's uh,
I think the women's tournaments are already like they're their conference tournaments are over
and this is this is kind of funny. I'll say what I think happened
and why this happened, but just think about then we'll go to just firing
people. What you're about to hear to me is class I don't know what.
I always think that I don't like the term class year, claud I
aways think it's kind of overused and a little cheesy. But I can't think
of a better way to describe this. And how do you plan to rebuild
for next season? I'm not going to be rebuilding. I just coached my
last game at Utah State, and I spoke with Diana and they're going in
a different direction, and I respect her decision and I hope they get a
really good coaching. I'm assuming that's going to be the last question. All
right, Okay, thank you, thank you, coach. So that's it.
Her name is Kayla Ard yep. But I mean, I go,
you got an opportunity. You could just drag everybody down, Jimmy, you
could bring everybody down. The athletic director sucked, I didn't get the right
stuff. You didn't help me recruit. I said, I wanted this kid.
You didn't give me the and IL deals right all that. She didn't
say any of that. No, she simply said, and I do wonder
because it sounds I would think that most people are professional in these situations.
So she was I would assume even the athletic director, they were traveling back,
they were on the road, They're going to travel back. I'm just
assuming I don't know anything about it. She resigned her go. No,
she was let go Okay. She was like, oh, she was told
right after we're going to go in a different direction. And they did not
have a good record. She had lost this turn, you know, the
early exit in the tournament. I think it's the Mountain Conference or the Mountain
West or something, and she is packing up, and I'm sure there was
some kind of talk like, hey, when we get back, we're going
to do this, and she probably went to the athletic director who's there right
and just said, hey, listen, we're going to go in a different
direction, not knowing that she then has to go do the press conference.
I don't think they would have told her that, but there were no other
here's the interesting thing. Usually win or lose, they've got some other student
athletes on the dais with the coach to talk about things, and there was
nobody but her sitting up there. So I don't know if she stopped them,
But I go, man, that is less. Then you got to
travel. Did the kids know that the team know at that point? I
have no idea, you know, like, I don't know she let them
know. Next you got it because now it's public. Right, Well,
I'm sure you did. I'm sure, like right away when everybody either got
on a bus or a plane or wherever they were going. But I go,
man, that is like, to me, total class because you had
an opportun I mean, I don't know about you. Plus, I'm sure
she was disappointed and just to keep her emotions intact and just handle that the
way she did, it's pretty impressive. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
She didn't even cry, shed do it. She didn't get emotional, she
didn't do anything. Jemmy or she was there. I don't think she was
there long. I'm gonna say maybe two or three seasons. Usually you have
two or three seasons to try to make a program work. And I don't
think it was. It was going on, but I know that that would
not be me. I'd be laying waste everyone and everything. Your one to
get back, isn't it? I mean? But then you never feel good
after you do that either, Bill can we asked a couple questions. Yeah,
at this point, I want everybody to buckle up and just lean back
because I got a whole list of people I want to throw under the bus.
And I'm talking greyhound bus. We're gonna be backing it up, pulling
forward, back up, pulling a board. Hopefully your pens don't run an.
I just I was like, but look, you have had businesses.
I'm sure you've had to fire people. Did it ever go this smoothly?
Or I'm kind of softy that way. The very few times I've been in
that situation, it's gone relatively smooth generally just beople leave ye upset. Yeah,
but I've never really had anyone tell me off or tell me what they
thought of me, or anything like that to my face. Fortunately. But
I do remember years ago, we had this one kid that used to ride
in the truck with us, This is when I was in a landscaping business
many years ago. And he wasn't a bad guy, who was a decent
worker, who was always on time, but he would always loogie out the
side. Ah you know what I mean. And it's just one of my
pet peeps. Yeah, because I got reflecting on everyone in the car.
Yes, if someone's next to you, they're like, look at that.
Yeah. Sure he did it twice and he would chew and things like that.
And that's really how it ended up. I had to let him go
because he was just annoying me so bad. Yeah, nothing to do with
his work got thicker. It just was annoyed all the time. Said you
got to go. It's not easy fire somebody. A couple of people I
wanted to fire back in retail, and I just couldn't because I thought I
just didn't have it in me. Wasn't the manager that I should have been.
Yeah, Well, like businesses, I mean, the one thing is
like I always think, especially when it comes to maybe bigger I mean you're
talking smaller retail. You're talking about business you own, right, But you
know, you get into some of this corporate stuff, it almost becomes cold
where there they need to protect themselves much like you. You don't want that
image, so you wind up saying either reprimand or try to correct the behavior.
And if it doesn't correct, well, then we have a problem here
and you gotta go. And like I was surprised I didn't get fired from
my landscaping. That was what I did at Mary Tyland Moore's house. And
she had a house that in Did you ever actually meet her? And what
was she like if you did? Yeah, she was very skinny, She
was very she had you know, diabetes, so she would work out every
day. At that time, I thought she was absolutely a stunning looking woman
when she was old, you know, when she was younger, when she
was oh, when she was younger. Here, here we go. Let
me tell you the Dick Van Dyke Show. I thought she was a great
looking woman. And I loved that show. I actually got a bunch of
DVDs years ago when the DVD players when I actually had one before, you
know, like yeah, yeah, sham watch Steaming Pilot. Char uh to
waste that time? No, but I loved the Dick Van Dykes Show and
I thought she was really pretty there. I thought the Mary Tyler Moore Show
was really well written, and I didn't realize a lot of like MTM.
And all that she owned was her husband was a business guy put it together
in her name and really did it more to protect her and there and she
had a kind of a tragic life of son that had committed suicide and this
sort of thing. But she got remarried to a doctor and they bought a
house in Millbrook, New York. And I wound up working for a company
that did the landscaping. And it was a it was a woman who my
dad was a teacher, and in the summer, this woman ran a landscaping
business. So I went over there. And I certainly don't mind working,
but I like to party. It was my year between high school and college.
That was my summer. That was my summer. I understand what I'm
saying, Jim, This is my summer. Drinking age was sixteen big then
it was fourteen in my town. And I had gone to Spain for a
week and done, you know, party my ass off to Egypt, New
York and yeah, Mexico and then uh all over so I'm in uh you
know, you come back. Because Spain. I was so excited I could
order a beer McDonald's that did all stuff. We're out in the clubs,
have a great time. So I came back and I was still exhausted.
And she had a nice house, big piece of property, and down this
one hill there was this little pond and I had it like a peninsula that
went out, and I was told to go down and lay malts down along
the garden and out on the peninsula. So I go down there. I
got a wheel barrow and I'm going, I'm going, and all of a
sudden, my god, damn it. I lean up against the tree and
I doze off, and son of a bitch, if her husband doesn't come
by in a four wheeler. He used to ride around the property to make
sure we were working. And he goes down. He's yelling, screaming at
me. I'm like, oh, I thought for sure I was getting fired.
I thought for sure. I didn't have much interaction with her at all.
She had dogs. It was the first time I had ever seen the
electric fence, and I didn't know. I was in a garden and one
of the dogs came running right at me, and I didn't know what to
do. And I'm standing there and he was a one was a she had
a golden retriever and then I don't forget what the other one was. What
was the other one? It hit that fence man were I felt so bad?
I was like they usually don't it corrected more than once or twice.
Yeah, I know this was early. Maybe there was still working. I
don't know. I wasn't early. This had to be nineteen eighty nine.
Yeah, I don't remember, you know, right, And I got it
from my dog in what two thousand six or something, so I don't I
have no idea, but they had it. They say she was really a
pioneer for a lot of the woman actresses. Yeah, from a comedy standpoint.
From a comedy standpoint, I mean, the first one to wear pants
on television. I think didn't compromise on certain things. I think had a
real sense of what was funny, and I think also had a bit of
a certainly a business savvy about her. Sounds like it, and you see
some people today that are doing acting. I think it's Who's I'm gonna forget
her name, but she doesn't tremendous Who's in? Do you ever watch Apple
TV News? No? Are you talking about the news show that with the
yes, but he's got Jennifer Anderson and the woman who plays opfoice for her.
And I want to say, Witherspook, Yes, Ree Reese. I
almost said Ray Renee. I knew it wasn't Renee, it was Reese Witherspoon.
I'm pretty sure Reese Witherspoon has her own. Look at how quickly you
came up with that. That's one of his famous jokes. I'm sure you've
heard it before. I don't think I know this joke. Did you hear
about that? That actress in Hollywood last night? No Hollywood party? This
actress cut herself with a knife. Really it was Reese what was their last
name, Buddy Witherspoon. No, with a knife. You've never never heard
that one. My sister Kelly told me that joke, I want to say,
seventeen years ago. It's the only joke she's ever told her life.
And I've gotten more trash on that that I still tell that joke way up
the circle. Oh that's right. I told to a bunch of people and
they all went for it. Yeah Witherspoon. Yeah. Oh, we're walking
to the game, like, gosh, damn, it's cold. I'm like,
yeah, at least, I'm not that actress in Hollywood and the girls,
the girls of brownness go what actually go shit? You didn't hear that
news fucking while party last night? This actress cut herself with a knife.
It was Reese Witherspoon. I go, no with a knife. I go,
yeah, thank you for playing go kills whatever. I was blasted at
that point, twelve thirty of the day. What was their reaction? They're
laughing there. You know some girls rolled the Oh yeah, I like that
joke. You know what I love is when there's a shitty joke like that,
But the way you deliver it and the joy you get out of it,
that's what would sell me. I don't care how bad the joke is.
Like I always told you, George Lopez to me, had the best
monologue when he did a night, late night talk show, right because all
the other guys probably had better jokes, better written jokes, but they weren't
as delivered. They were not delivered like George Lopez. Delay delivered it.
He sold it. He loved it. You could tell he was excited to
tell you the joke. It was like, I love that. To me,
that's my favorite part. So go on with your Ree Withers shitty jokes.
I'm gonna be telling shitty jokes April fourth, yeah, Carlson Yeah,
and maybe again after that I might have a get oh cool yeah with Greg
Owens is the headliner and Cindy Arena, who is a trip. Cindy's very
funny. Yeah, it is a feature. So you can look on line
at Carlson many dot com. Actually, Greg, just text me and find
me on Facebook at Doug Phelps if you have any questions about comedy, because
I'll be hosting that. What kind of questions would they ask? Like?
What times of show? Oh? Actually confused myself. Yeah, hey,
I can't make in that day? Is there any other Hey? How do
I write a joke about bagging my mom's friend? Hey? You got any
hash brows of the show, because then I'll come with all my friends in
my speaker? Is it an open mic? By the way, though Reese
Witherspoon Big Company, I think Mary Tyler Moore did have an influence on them
for sure. Just you know, just let you know, that's how we
started that whole. Yes, Mary Tyler Moore in Ordinary People with Southerland,
which was one of the most serious movies that she ever did? Who directed
it? Because I know right, Robert Redford? Robert Redford it was his
first movie. Wow. Is that where she grew up? Then she where
you used to work? Is that where she was from? No? I
think she and she might have been New York City. This is about nine
miles house oude of Manhattan where we grew up. My brother affectionately calls it
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face hurt because it's killing me? Whoa go, Oh my goodness. Seriously,
dude, I hope you're feeling better. I hope the pain goes away,
and I hope the scarve's not too big you can't afford it. And
be sure to liken sub script I've bilified wherever you get your podcast. I
love listeners like that. So fid yes, So I did. I had
to have get skin cancer. This one basil cell, not anything really to
worry about. And oops, sorry I hit the wrong thing. So I
had to have this one removed. And uh, no big deal, right,
you just get to kind of cut out. Well, this was a
little more than I had bargained for in my original idea of going in,
So they had to go in like twice and get because there's a little bit
more and they had to cut around. They just got to get clean borders
and uh today I went got the stitches out and we're all set. Yeah,
that's it. If you grow a mustache, you can't tell. So
I shaved right at Durnett and I had what they left is like they would
leave longer strands of the stitches out so they could remove them easily. Well,
I shaved off one of them. Move and I gotta tell you this.
I don't know if it was a vanity thing or what, but I
was so sick of wearing like I had a tampon on my face the first
two days. Then they gave me all this stuff to go home. I
gotta keep it covered. And I thought, all right, do I need
to keep this cover? Because they kept saying, you don't want a staff
infection in your face, you know, And I said, no, I
certainly don't. But I thought, they give you aquafor Have you ever used
aquafor? Aquafor is great, it's it's uh. I believe it's anti bacterial.
But it's also like a heavy ointment, almost like vasileine. So you
put a bunch on there. I go, nothing's getting through this. So
I went out. I was at bars. I was doing but that way
he didn't have the big tampon on my face. I went in today,
I go any problems. She goes, no, it looks great. You
look great. She goes this, heal up so well, awesome, perfect,
done. That's it. Now you know that's how to go with bars.
What's it on your face? Bill Ky jelly Baby, Yeah, I'm
not. I wasn't you know. I wasn't now hitting on people or anything.
Doug, I'm not Okay, I'm not Douggy Fresh. I don't have
all the charm. Don't loose it just coming out. No, I can't.
I can't pull off a Witherspoon, Joe. I do want to do
a bit. I am going to do a bit, and I will tell
you because I had this conversation last night and there was a woman in the
studio and I said, sometimes, like when guys go up, like you
could drop a line and I could drop a line and she may respond to
you and totally blow me off. And why is that? And she said,
it could be the moon I'm in, It could be the attraction level.
It's definitely the attraction level. Without absolutely the attraction level I listened to.
I felt bad for human last night. Oh God, that was fucking
tits. That was tits. I broke up with Laura and no, no,
no, no, her name was Marianne, but it was something about
Laura. And the girl next to him is Laura. Yes, yes,
yes, And I broke up with Laura and she goes, not me.
I wasn't it was not me. I'm not Laura. I'm like fucking rude.
I mean, do you think read listener is just gonna drop everything?
Oh that's what you think? Yeah, yeah, I didn't. No,
not me. Yeah I thought I thought that. Don't give yourself that much
credit. Have you ever met Laura. I've never met I've never met Laura
either. I think she adds to the show. She's always interesting. Yeah,
she's interesting. It's a good way to put it. Yes, I'm
joking. Wow, I've never met her. Yeah, I think she adds
when she's on. No. So you heard about the Hillman thing. So
Hillman had gone and checked in at a cigar bar, and then an ex
girlfriend said to him, thanks for the invite, and he wrote back,
you know where I'm at now. I I listened to his argument like I
didn't mean anything by bah bah, and I wasn't really thinking and I haven't
been involved in a number of years in any kind of relationship. And then
I started to think about it this morning, and I go, yeah,
that was the dumbest fucking thing you could do, because and here's what I
always do is reverse the roles. Let it be her who's out let an
ex boyfriend say to her, thanks for the invite and say her to go
you know where I am. You don't tell me that every guy that would
read that would be on the fucking ceiling, would they not? Yeah?
Come on? So I go. Therefore, she had a point there,
and then I think she didn't want to talk to us because she didn't like
what Laura said. I'm not kidding. I heard that you'd called her.
And first thing, I don't want to be in the Yeah, I don't
want to be I don't want to be unbilified. And I my Initially he
goes, I'll talk to you later, and then it was cricket. No.
So I'm watching it at home, going, oh, he's dying.
He just hit the iceberg. Jimmy, it was a five Mississippi before there
was anything. He goes, well, that didn't go well. I mean
there was a I count. I went back and watched the video and I
go that, I go, how many Mississippi is this? I went one
Mississippi. It was a five Mississippi. Go that's a long time. I
was going to jump in and go, ah, come on, like normally
I would, and I thought I saw his face and I was like,
go, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna step back and just see how where
this ship lands. Because the one thing I never want to do, and
that was always my point with anything in life, I don't want to make
your life worse. You came up my podcast and then we made fun of
you, and now you got to go deal with this ship. That's not
that's not fun, that doesn't make you want to come back, That isn't
who, that's not we're talking about somebody's piece of shit movie exactly. That's
okay. Yeah, I wasn't credit for even wanting to say, even trying
to do a movie. I was, I did you give him credit for
what actually allowing you to call her? I wouldn't call her. It was
his idea. It was his idea, and I and I even I even
wanted to show his idea that I didn't want to call from my phone because
I thought that looks kind of crappy. So I let it. We patched
his phone into the board and let him do it because I didn't. I
certainly again in my head, was like some people are okay with this ship.
Some people are not. You know, when I was married, I
would call home once in a while because I knew there was going to be
like because rightfully so on on certain issues and things. And by the way,
your movie. I did enjoy it. No, I didn't know.
I was just joking. I did enjoy it. It pains me to admit
that, but I did enjoy it. I did enjoy it. Did he
give it to you? Because I had to buy mine? He years ago.
He forced me into it. Not only not only did he give it
to me, but he begged me and signed it to watch it and then
yeah, and then offered me free lap dances whenever the cat right, as
soon as he gets new chairs, so he can take the weight take the
weight of my lap dance. It was a joke on me. Oh,
the listener has sent in a DVD player, so you can actually yes,
because he wouldn't buy one it writing for fifteen dollars. So, actually,
I met Jimmy years ago. Why would I buy it? What? What?
Nothing's on there? I'd stream everything. I got every service he could
possibly have. I could watch any movie anywhere. I know, I'm busting
your boss. So I met Jimmy years ago at wind Jammers where he was
a patron and I was bartending and became friends, and then he knew a
couple of girls that were in my breast cancer fundraiser. And all of a
sudden we're at Bowl Roll and this is twenty seventeen and Margaret's selling shirts,
and no, I look and it's Margaret and Jimmy's selling shirts. So Jimmy
wanted to be part of the fundraiser, which he has been now since seventeen.
Wow, awesome, Yeah, awesome. So he is a golf and
the bowling. Yeah, and Doune gets me a new shirt every once in
a while. Yeah. He wanted to, Uh, if you're part of
my crew, you get a breast cancer logo with your name above us.
Everybody knows who's working, who's doing what. Well, jim wanted Jimmer,
and I go remember Jimmer for that? Yes, I always thought it was
cool. And guy's name is Jimmer. Yeah, I'm going to start calling
myself Jimmer, which my friends say you can't, you can't do your own
nick. I agree, but Jimmy I don't. But I told you,
Jimmy, I want Jimmer on my shirt. This is going to crash and
burn He goes, no, no, no, but it's going to be
great. Yeah, I'm telling you it's going to catch out like no,
it's now. He goes, oh, that's what I want to like all
right, he's getting a new shirt to share. The gimmer, isn't I
never caught it? No, it's frame though. Oh I didn't wear it
anymore. He won't let me. So this is a a TikTok. A
woman went to Vegas, and I'm calling her the the TikTok tattletale, the
TikTok tattletale. And you tell me your your uh thoughts on this. Let
me see if I have the right thing here. If your fiance just went
on his bachelor trip to Las Vegas and was at the MGM Wet Republic Pool
yesterday Sunday, March ninth, he she did on you And also I went
to test the waters because I wanted to find out his Instagram so that I
could DM you, And so I went over and I just said like hi,
like, where are you from whatever? And he was super flirty and
didn't and I said, oh, I said, oh, are you the
one getting married? And he said supposedly something like that. Their entire group
was wearing pink hats and I have his Instagram. I don't want to like
out him in case I get like suit or I don't know, but if
you think that this could be you message me or comment and I'll send you
his Instagram and you can tell me. Yeah that's all. His name rhymes
with cat Satoms, so I hope it wasn't you. But he cheat on
you, Okay, Matt Adams. It's like all over tiktoks. Now where's
Matt Adams? Because but this brought sitting in an airport at time, puts
it out all over into it. You're like a fucking magician. You can
make it a boundaries disappear, these people disappear. Yeah. Turning public you
know, private drama into public trauma is like a new cottage industry. So
she might have been a woman that's been cheated on so many times I guess.
I mean some women have been comment well one woman. So you can
now duet things? Do you know that? Do you know how to duet
things on Instagram? I even know what that means. Okay, So it's
where you could put up a video and then I can split the screen and
let's say you're singing a song and it's a duet, I could sing the
other song, or I can comment on. Let's say you're twoing something on
White Trash and I go, you know what, I'm so happy I switched
to White Trash. They are reliables. I even had, uh, you
know, a moving day or something, and I had a lot of extra
stuff and I called him up and they came out and gave me a great
price, you know whatever. And I can do that. That's how I
would do it if I if I were a White Trash customer, just letting
you know, and that's what you can do. So some other woman duets
this and she says I feel She goes, this is She said, I,
you know, cheating's bad. I understand, you know what, But
she goes, this is awful. This poor guy's being dragged like all over
and other women are like, what are you kidding me? This is?
This is sister, She says. She's saying that she has proof. So
either one of her friends slept with the guy and he was super flirty to
her, or she saw him making out with a guy or something. I
don't know, but this is the new almost cottage. Everything is to whip
out a camera, right, or to whip out a camera and catch an
event. Okay, On the other side, it's to then report it.
Now we're all re like, I go, you can't. I'm surprised when
people say, yeah, he just disappeared, and go, how the fuck
is that possible? In twenty twenty four, everybody's walking around with a TV
station in their pocket. I can go live on a number of platforms at
any moment, at any moment. Yeah, And I remember years ago,
this is probably nineteen ninety six, but at Mike he he said, you
know what we're going to be paying for later and down the road years.
I go, way, he goes, privacy. Yes, you're not gonna
have any Well, that's a really interesting point. I remember him vividly telling
me, well, do you pay the price in terms of this where there's
not an actual price that you're paying for privacy? But you stay off social
media because all we do is telling ourselves. You tell where you are,
you tell what you're doing. You're telling who you're with, even if you
don't think you are, Hey, on vacation in Cabo, you come home
in your house because they knew you weren't there, dummy. You know what
I'm saying, Like we tell, what would the new privacy be? That
no one can find you and you're sort of out of the loop, you
know what I mean, out of sight, out of mind. People forget
about you. You know. I see Dougie Fresh popping up doing his uh
dj intros in the car or something funny in you know, uber or mount
whatever. Or the picture he puts up of his big happy face. That
moonface is oh Jesus crisis and the clips every time you're watching that. I
think that's a compliment. But I think so, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I'm trying to get him wrong up. But no, but like you
put those pictures up and I know I can go see you if I want
to write, and I think I know he's working that sort of thing.
If you completely cut that out, I think people start to you would isolate
yourself. Nineteen eighties, you are, but you kind of isolate yourself a
little bit. Then you'd have to go back to a flip phone, a
handheld phone, leave a voicemail like voice answering machine. Yeah, you have
to go back to that, remember when those are popular To get home and
the light right flash, somebody call me. Someone called me, and then
you hit it and all this is a fax machine on repeat instut of a
pitch that popular. I think that's the thing. People want to be,
you know, popular, or at least something in their life. Yes,
people are interested in what you're doing. Right now. This chick put her
face out there like I would really her face. Well, it's her face,
her face. She's sitting in an airport talking right into her phone,
saying all this stuff about the thing. You know, if your fiance just
went and was at the MGM what Republic pool yesterday Sunday, March night,
I'm sorry you have herpes because I had her pes. And also I went
to test the waters because I wanted to find out as Instagram so that I
could d M you, And so I went over, what makes you so
self righteous? Did you get to stick your nose in there? And I
guess I'm not saying that it's it's what the guy is doing, is right.
I please don't think I'm defending that, but this kind of stuff just
seems she's doing is row And how do you know who he was talking to?
Or you don't you know there's obviously you're you're married, You're gonna be
talking to women. You might make a risque joke or something. Doesn't damn
you all the hell? Well you've never been married. Yeah, I Doug,
shut up. You don't know what. Hell I slept with a couple
of married women. I mean, yeah, they weren't they weren't getting it
at home? And what did Chris Rock say? The best thing about the
sleep with a married woman is you know what, any guy will bang your
wife and be happy to sendro home. It's like dog sitting. Just not
keep it, cuddle with him and feed them. And uh, did you
know that I'm married? They were married? Oh yeah, yeah, it's
another side of old bag the bars, you know, ten fifteen years ago.
Yeah, did you ever find out after like you slept with somebody and
then you found out and oh, by the way, I'm married. Yeah,
yeah, that's a little weird. Yeah that would be a little weird.
But that was just a one and one time. And yes, didn't
you feel weird if you saw her again with their husband? I would feel
weird. Uh did they ever happen? I can't remember, must not have
no, Yeah, that would be yeah, I'd feel yeah, I would
too, I would, especially if you wouldn't no idea. Yeah right,
Well, he just wasn't sexually active. I mean he could, but he
just didn't want to have sex attractive. He was right. Guess do you
think all couples should share their deepest, darkest secrets though that you have best
friends? Yeah? I would trust. I think like eventually if you're with
someone long enough, and I always love the idea, she's my best friend.
Okay, maybe she didn't start out your best friend and that that and
nobody does, right, nobody. I didn't know all of a sudden become
an instant best friends with somebody, but over time maybe, and that will
become somebody, especially if you are in a long term relationship. Let's say
you go four, five years or whatever. Absolutely, by that point I
would assume they probably know, but there may be some deep dark secrets they
have, no idea. Well, if you want to talk about an actress
you really like, or somebody at work or something, you don't want to
tell your wife and her feelings, but you know, hey we just hired
this new girl and processing it. Oh my gosh, she's smoking hot.
I think it just so you just tell your wife that no, right,
exactly. That's why you have a best friend to tell. Well, hopefully
your best friend is going to go to your wife and go like, hey,
Jimmy was admiring Lisa down the hill. No, he wouldn't, but
you know what might happened and is like, you know, you're out for
cob bears all like that girl in accounting, right, and she goes,
what, I don't know what he's talking about? Yeah? How much history
do you want to know of? Whoever is? I don't. I don't.
I figure everybody's got a history. Yeah, let it be, and
that's make your own. Let it be. And in this town there's you
know, it's fairly small in terms of a city. But I don't need
to know. Yeah, yeah, but a lot of people, Tay,
I need to know everything about you, But I don't really need to know
everything. No, I don't. What's the best, No, I just
want to know this change the past? Have you ever murdered anybody? Right?
All right, I think we're good so far. What happens when you
get really mad? Well, I'll tell you why. I know a few
girls that if you say, well, I used to strip guys gonna want
to know everything, just because that would be a tough one to get over.
Yeah. Uh yeah, I used to strip. Yeah yeah, some
girls moved away, I know from the so she never has to say it.
I never have to say run into a guy. Hey, hey man,
you held up good baby girls from high school? Remember right, foxies
from your high school dance? Yeah? What high school is that? And
they used to have so they used to do ads on the radio. Yeah,
then they would, but it was never the strippers that came in into
those ads. It was they always got like somebody from sales. Oh it
wasn't Sally that went no, Hi, I'm Sally classes you know four Monroe
High Fairport class ninety. It's like, okay, really Pittsford Thenden, Oh
boy running down Mercy Mercy, Oh god, yeah, it's Maggie for Mercy
two for one lamp dances on Tuesday. All right, we'll take a moment.
Uh, there is a you know, since you're in you deal,
both of you guys actually deal in customer service overall. Right, there something
happened and I kind of applaud this person because again the camera came out,
and then I'm gonna say one of the brightest twelve year olds in the world.
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But Amanda and Chasity are amazing enough. That's funny. Have you ever
clapped back at a customer that was being giving you some Yes? Yeah,
in the past, yeah, really yeah, I speaks. Actually when I
was doing trivia at the Stillary, which was a good gig. It was
once a week and made it fun, kind of made my own and I
did different than how they wanted to be done. You get a group of
people more than two two to five, right, and you get a pad
of paper and you write your team number, and then some of it would
be multiple choices you have to write in. And they wanted a person from
the team to walk up to me, okay, and I said no,
I says, don't get out of your chair. I says, there's waiters
and waitresses and bringing stuff. I don't need fifteen people coming up and bumping
in. I'm like, I'll come around, and it makes a game last
a little longer. Sometimes I had my cordless mic, how's everybody doing?
We're doing here? And then you know, people would ask me what's going
on, and sometimes, you know, repeat customers and build the business a
little bit for trivia. So but then we had some regulars from other places
and they took it real seriously, didn't want anybody with their cell phones out,
and you should say something. And then somebody else was getting into it,
and finally I had enough. I go, you know what, you
are a forty year old fucking man, you are eighty. You a child.
I don't give a shit if their phones are out. You have no
right to tell people that they could have a babysitter, It could be an
emergency for their mother or whatever it might be. Yeah, right, and
you you're you're you're worried about losing your And then I went over to the
other guy. I said, yeah, you're totally embarrassed by you right now.
Have made this totally unfun for me, and I just walked away and
they both apologize. The next week, I go, this is supposed to
be fun to night out and it's just you're ruining it. You're ruining it
for me, for everybody. Yeah. And then another customer not too long
ago was complaining about I was I was at this uh subbing into the bar
and uh, wine is a different animal animal. You know, you got
your big glass, you know, not everybody has the same poor. So
this place had a wine glass and had a line and the guy was like,
if you pour wine, this is where I want to put okay,
and I give you the girl I was filling in for somebody, and she's
like, well, where's the rest. I'm like, huh, well,
I always get a bigger poor, Like well, the owner told me this
is what we do, and she started giving me a shit about it,
and I'm like, this is it and she just kind of left it there
and I just walked away into somebody else. I didn't want to get into
it because I didn't really know it, but it's just like, you're so
fucking rude. And then it happened again and I go, you know,
for a woman your age, you're just really classless. I mean, why
you're you're complaining about And if you ever did this to a place where I
was out or I took you out a date, I would probably sign out
for the bill and get you and over home, Like that's how ridiculous.
She just didn't say anything because I think she knew she isn't wrong. You
know you're trying to get a little more like Jimmy. Jimmy, I couldn't
do that. I don't happened too many times, No, I understand.
Hey, I think everybody gets pushed to a breaking point, right, that's
right. I would think that that's the case. Yours might just be a
lot, a lot closer than the rest of ours. Someone's telling me she
hasn't been back to that part. Good. I don't want her. I
have not seen her actually anything with the like whitey. Yeah. So we
had an interesting situation a couple of years ago where back to the our name,
we had a dumpster at a property and I pulled up to the load
the dumpster, dumpster was ready. We noticed that our name was covered by
cardboard. It was like somebody put their Yeah. The wife didn't care for
the name. She was turned off by, so she made her husband,
like, cut out a square and put it over our sign. Oh my
god. So I'm backing up the guys in the garage putting around and things
like that. I go, what's going he goes, oh, not too
much. I go, what's what's going on with the cardboard? He goes,
Ah, my wife's a little touchy. He shouldn't care for the name.
I go, I understand, no problem. He goes, Listen,
why you're lowing up your mind? If I put a couple tires in your
dumpster, I said, I would have if my name wasn't covered up.
I understand because I figured I should ask. I said, I'm glad you
did. A lot of people don't ask. But see that was handled nicely,
and there was no there was. You didn't tell a woman that she
was classling a class and he didn't do it. He had a big king
of his castle, so you know, yes, so I get it.
Yes, and he went back in. I told him, hon, Yeah,
I told her that. I told he won't be back here again.
Terrible name. Well, listen to this. This is a person returning a
seven ninety nine pizza at Little Caesars. Now this has a little Caesar.
This Little Caesars has a drive drive through window. So this person's at the
window and you're gonna hear what I think is the manager uh handling this.
But you gotta hear this guy staphlococcus meningitis. He got staphlococcus from all of
discuss what I said, keep your napkin, though she throws the knapke back
of the car. I'll you hear your money back. You don't have to
record me. I know what I said. I didn't call you and say
I got food poisoning. No, it's just I can here. Can I
say? Oh gone? And you've got garlic butter all over? No wonder
you got sick? Oh gone? Can I Am I allowed to talk?
Or wait? You just talked before you've turned your camera on though, right
right, mister, I got food poison No, I said about three I
said about three words before you started yelling at me. Really, yeah,
even your pizza on your liars. You need to work on your customer service.
I don't let liars come to my store. I am not a liar,
said Stococcus a gia garlic bugger. That is a line you guys work
for this. Am I supposed to ask kiss just because you bought a seven
ninety nine? Yeah? Call me moron. She shuts that she's giving back
the money, but the guy he's handing back a pizza that has clearly pieces
missing. There's like four or five left, A couple of pieces of what
look like cheesy garlic bread and everything has just the greasy stains of the garlic
butter in the box and he's handing this back, going, I got staph
on the whatever whatever, meningitis, meningitis all of a sudden fifteen minutes.
Yeah, I know, you've got to be kidding me. So, like,
I kind of side with the woman on this one. I get it,
she's giving back the money, she's doing what you should do. But
to make this whole lie up, I got well, the guys recording her
in the drive through, Yes, try to get some reaction so he can
do popular Oh, yes, all this, I think stuff will just blow
up and everybody. And we watched Curby Your Enthusiasm, by the way,
it just reminded me of this. Have you watch it? I haven't seen
it this season, but I've watched it before. I have watched before,
but not in a while. All Right, So the new season, Larry
has a girlfriend that's moved in with him and he doesn't. He's wanted to
break up with her for a while. And it's Tracy Ollman who's playing,
and he's, uh, but she's an alcoholic and her sponsor's like Larry,
she's too fragile. You can't break up with her. So then Larry finds
out that a couple episodes in that her last boyfriend, the reason she left,
like her last relationship was the guy got sick and he was incontinent and
he had to use diapers and things, and she was just grossed out.
So Larry says, starts wearing diapers. No, he just says that he
all of a sudden got diagnosed with this horrible disease that he can't and the
relationship, you know, she's trying to grow throughout to social Yeah, yeah,
she packs up and leaves. She packs up, and he's like,
I can't, I'm gonna have to start working, and she goes, I
can't, I can't. And then it turns out that he and another buddy,
that buddy used the same excuse to break up with the chicken, and
then the two chicks run into each other, of course on the show.
But what wait, what I can't give any but I have a buddy,
I have a buddy. I knew that was engaged and he wanted to break
it up. So he figured there was gonna be an argument coming around the
corner a little while, and uh, sure enough, and uh, he
escalated, escalated, escalate it, and he got her so mad that she
threw the engagement ring back at him. So he got the ring. They
broke up, and then he sold the ring to somebody else and didn't lose
any money. Wow. Yeah, so he knew, he knew, he
didn't want to get he knew it was a mistake and he was trying to
get out of it, but he wanted the ring, so he waited for
an argument and then he just kept now on at it and got it so
hot that she took the ring off and said we're done. And then that
was it. So he got ring back without asking for it. So,
now is that a pussy? I'm sorry you guys have to ask? Is
that like that's a weak way to do it? It's a smart way?
What do you mean the smart way? He didn't have to ask. Now,
it's a smarty way. I mean, look in a TV show,
it's kind of funny right there. Okay, So let's so this girl goes
out with a girlfriend. What's going on? Oh he asked for the ring
back? Yes, what's going on? Oh? He got me so mad,
I gave the ring, I threw it back and I'm told to get
out. Yeah, so what story would you want to be on the side
of. I think I'd rather be on the side of I just owned up
to the fact that I couldn't do it, which I did do. I
did do that once. Oh you did, and you asked for the ring
back. I did not ask for the ring back, but I said that
I wasn't ready, and the ring did come back, but I didn't.
I don't know that I asked for I just said that I couldn't. We
were actually living together and on our way to getting married. I didn't.
I just I just kind of I knew me and that I wasn't gonna be
a good situation. And so you're in Vegas and the hot time was unfortunately
never went to Vegas, but there was no hot tubs or anything involved.
But I just you just kind of knew, So I did. I did
say it like I did, and I think that there was I had to
be hard, h Yeah, And I was young. So your first couple
of instincts is to avoid the person and not talk to the person, and
try to try to exactly and try to bring up what your buddy did in
a way. And then at a certain point, I just can't. I
get to a point where it's just eating at me so bad, like I
can't, I can't, and I just have to say here, I just,
I just I'm not ready. I can't. And I also I think
my emotional intelligence probably to this day is on the very low side. Sincerely,
like I al would say, our emotional intelligence, yes, I would
say that women are highly emotionate, like women that will say hanging on a
second, let's talk about this, and they can have a conversation about things,
and a lot of times you can. And I grew up in a
world where I was like, fuck it, we're done, you know,
And when something was over, you got a white trash dumpster, you threw
everything in it, You lit a match, you fuck it, threw it
over your shoulder, and you walked and everything just burned. And that was
really the way I handled most things in my life. And I you know,
now, as an older guy, I go, well, that wasn't
really smart. That wasn't that that's not that's not an emotionally intelligent person.
I do think that there's emotional intelligence and intellectual intelligence. There's kind of two
different things, for sure, there's two things there. One I'm curious what
you end up doing with the ring, because that's always is the ring tarnished
now because you're going to sell to something. Yeah, I didn't use it
again, I didn't even could you sell to someone who I went back to
the place that I bought it at, gotcha and didn't get nearly what I
paid for it? No, no, I do. But you didn't care
at that I didn't care. And I was also a little embarrassed and chained,
and I was like, yeah, I didn't want to have it around
as a reminder, and and that was that was it. So one of
the more fun things I've seen in dumpsters, and I think I told you
last time Bill and I met is picking up a dumpster guy was going through
a divorce. Right on top of the dumpster was the wedding dress in the
box perfectly, you know, with the thought that they were going to save
it for years. I'm like, can I put this to use? What
size it? That's the fun. One of the more fun things I see
man white trash wedding dress. Yeah, honest, some white trash fashion.
W you know what, I think white trash fashion would be a real big
seller. We've tried it. This is I got white trash fashion on now.
But generally people love getting the shirts, but they don't want to buy
them. That's what I've learned in the in that whole industry. Yeah really
Yeah, we had different stuff on our website and things like that, and
we did sell some stuff. But that's just a whole nother line of business.
It's just crazy. You can't really make much money on it. And
you got to buy the love of stuff, and you never have the right
size, right. So, but white trash fashion had little legs for a
little bit. This white trash facts. You got to get into the uh
into the fashion show. WTF what fashion show? The Downtown fashion show?
Don't know how? Fuck? No, no, no, white trash with
my husky model Doug. Yes, yes, myga's fashioning a golf shirt with
a ketchup staines. That would be perfect. That would be perfect with me,
that would be perfect. Did you ever run away as a child?
No? I think I threatened. I think I threatened too. I think
I even tied uh some belongings in a handkerchief at the end of a stack,
like a couple of blocks. Yeah, I think I got, you
know, just up the street or whatever, and I felt weird and uh,
the sandwich isn't gonna last me forever? Did you ever run away?
Yeah? So I think this twelve year old came upon a brilliant plan,
a brilliant plan. He ran away from home allegedly. Now there should probably
be a I one of an investigation as to why. But this is great,
Aaron Jennifer. We are just learning within the last hour that this was
a runaway situation according to the Franklin County Children's Services, and they tell me
the boy was reunited with his family this afternoon. Columbus Police say no trojes
will be filed in this case at all. This morning, at about six
fifteen, officers responded to the call about a boy being found alone in a
Target. Officers searched nearby but could not find his parents. That's why he
was taken to children's Services. Then just before noon, we received an update
that the parents had filed a missing person report for their son on Sunday and
had been notified of his location. CPD says the child's parents are happy that
he is safe and that he will be home returning safely, and a statement
Target says the well being Here's the thing, this kid ran away from home
and he went and hit out a target. That's brilliant, smart all night
long. You got TVs, she got blankets, pillows, food, their
snacks. This kid could have had the time of his life. I'm hoping
that he made a video of himself in there, like living it up.
I think that happened years ago in a Walmart or America Americus a movie with
Portman Sally Field where women did live in a place, lived in there and
Walmart got pregnant and then she ended up working there. She got money from
the state or something like that, and then actually that was a true story.
I think. So it's years ago though, I don't know. But
I love this because, you know, I used to think like Walmart was
a store that could take you literally from birth to death, because I think
they sell kiss caskets and things like you could be buried if you're a kiss
fan in a kiss casket and they sell them to Walmart dot com, or
you just get a fire pit and cremate yourself. What I'm like, Walmart
could take you from beginning to the end. But I don't know that I'd
want to always stay in a Walmart. I the idea of the target.
I go, what they have toys? This kid? Probably toys? Yeah,
I know, No, I understand, I understand, But I'm just
saying like there's something about targets a little little. I think Walmart has a
better grocery, does it? I probably does? It? Probably does the
Uh, But I go, man, what a brilliant thing. If you're
gonna run away, where do you go? Where do you go? You
can't go to your buddy's house because they're gonna turning in, right, parents
gonna tell you really want to stay away from your parents? Now there needs
to be investigation and as to why you ran away? What was going on?
Yeah? Could it be something stupid or were you being beat at home
or whatever? That that would be the tragic thing. But I thought that
was brilliant. Go to a target and hang out all. Could you imagine
like when the everyone finally leaves for the night and you're the only one in
that whole building. It would be a little weird you hear things? Yeah,
maybe I'm not alone? Yeah? Yeah, right? Is this a
target? Yeah, you'd be shitting in your pants. Now. I would
assume like target doesn't open to what nine or ten? So somebody showed up
to work, probably to get ready to break out an alarm clock. Yeah,
don't they have I know Walmart does like a big get ready cheer.
Did you know this? No, Yeah, different departments. They would have
a big cheer in the morning, Walmart and they would like spell it out
depending on your department and your Sam's Club used to do that a lot,
Like did they they have an English and Spanish? Uh, it's Spanglish.
I don't. I have no idea what they I don't know, but I
know they used to have it. They used to have that. Yeah,
we even I know I've gone in for a pair of jeans or something to
Walmart and I asked somebody at the dressing room is where is it? And
I mean they're looking at me like they have no idea what I'm talking about,
Like how did you get to you know? Coming to anybody year,
I'm like, I'm good. I'm just gonna get them in the return them
if they don't fit. Sorry to Bobby Day. Now, I don't have
that on the east Side, not in the Fairport. No, no,
no. If I go out to the Walmart in Victory, everybody speaks to
Walmart and Victor. Yeah, Oh yeah, that's nice. Yeah, it
is nice. It's a nice Walmart. I may run away to there and
spend the night. Canadagua. Oh my god, you ever been there that
Walmart? Estine? No, I've not been to that Walmart? Why were
you in a Walmart? And some people from Jean Rochester jeans to work in
Canada jeans for Walmart. Catadagua, folks. Is so nice. It's just
so open. Corduroys Usky boy. Yeah, I would love that though.
Spending all night in one of these little stores as a kid, if you
had a buddy with you would be even better. We could do a twenty
four hour podcast. Oh in a Walmart, Canadagua. Walmart, we could
see you got beer there, they'll drinking about. I had a skateboarder too.
I'm sure you got stitches now, man, I gotta tell you that.
Then today she she walked came in and really had a hold that one
I shaved off, yeah, pop that I didn't, but my eye did
tear. I could feel it running down that one eye. I was like
these better. I was like the litter guy on the side of the road
with the one tiers. They did not give me a hash Brown, and
I said, I just paid for an extra hash Brown with the all that
I paid for. This is everything I did. All right, we'll wrap
it up for a Tuesday. Dougie Fresh and Jim White. Yeah, white
trash friend of mine. Thanks for having me go to white trash rubbish dot
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