WEBVTT 1 00:00:05.719 --> 00:00:28.399 Seven Land Productions Presents Cop Doctors Episode thirty. But sure. It was a 2 00:00:28.480 --> 00:00:34.039 Saturday and the Cop Doctor's head off. They had spent the early afternoon perusing 3 00:00:34.079 --> 00:00:38.479 the old mall on Haynes and Flax. They did not need anything, but 4 00:00:38.520 --> 00:00:41.840 they wanted to get out of the house. How'd we come to the mall? 5 00:00:42.159 --> 00:00:46.159 All? They sells clothes and we don't wear anything but uniforms. Yeah, 6 00:00:46.200 --> 00:00:49.079 but I've been thinking maybe we shouldn't wear our uniforms on off days. 7 00:00:49.439 --> 00:00:52.960 Do you think we should be dressing casual when we're not working? Yeah, 8 00:00:53.399 --> 00:00:58.159 this uniform is uncomfortable. Yeah, you're dressed like a police officer right now, 9 00:00:58.159 --> 00:01:00.520 and I'm dressed like a doctor. Steps open on. All right, 10 00:01:02.399 --> 00:01:06.439 let's go to the gap. But before they could get inside, a goofy 11 00:01:06.519 --> 00:01:11.760 looking man, a real nerdy loser, slipped and fell right by cahan wet 12 00:01:11.799 --> 00:01:17.359 floor sign. His binder, glasses and pencils went flying into the air. 13 00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:27.000 Oh damn. The Cop Doctors could not help but laugh, what a goofball, 14 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:34.519 and I strip see you next time. That's not very nice. They 15 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:38.879 spun around to see an old woman coming out of the gap. It short 16 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:44.079 laugh like that, which mean we didn't trip him. Still, it's very 17 00:01:44.159 --> 00:01:49.640 immature. It is to laugh at some nerd who falls. Yes, you're 18 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:55.959 both very immature, young men. I'm thirty years old. Then it's time 19 00:01:56.040 --> 00:02:04.239 for you to grow up. And with that, the old lady shuffled off. 20 00:02:05.120 --> 00:02:12.919 Rude. Wow, Why I don't want to be immature? I'm sorry? 21 00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:15.120 Excuse me, gentlemen? Did you just say you don't want to be 22 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:19.840 immature? I did say that. Well, boy, oh boy, aren't 23 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:23.280 we lucky? I was walking by just at this moment. My name is 24 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:25.800 Greg Maddox. I used to throw baseballs, but now I work on my 25 00:02:25.840 --> 00:02:30.879 new education program to make the immature mature. Wait a second, the Greg 26 00:02:30.919 --> 00:02:36.400 maddocks. Well, no, not the one, a different one. But 27 00:02:36.560 --> 00:02:40.240 you said you throw baseballs, Yeah, for fun? You've never thrown a 28 00:02:40.240 --> 00:02:46.879 baseball for fun? Yeah? Sure, but I wouldn't introduce myself that way. 29 00:02:46.479 --> 00:02:53.439 Let me guess you're the immature one. No, we both, but 30 00:02:53.479 --> 00:02:55.599 I don't want to be immature anymore. That old lady made me realize the 31 00:02:55.680 --> 00:03:00.520 error of my ways. Time. You can't be serious, I am. 32 00:03:00.840 --> 00:03:06.360 Well, that's good. It's like my father always said, immaturity is just 33 00:03:06.520 --> 00:03:12.159 maturity for stupid people. That's wise, sounds dumb, real mature, buddy, 34 00:03:12.400 --> 00:03:17.360 I want help. Well here, Greg Medics gave Time his business cad 35 00:03:17.719 --> 00:03:22.840 call me when you're ready to grow up. There's only eight numbers here, 36 00:03:23.319 --> 00:03:25.960 that's right. You have to guess the last one. If it's meant to 37 00:03:27.000 --> 00:03:30.439 be, you'll figure it out. Meant to be when they figure it out 38 00:03:30.439 --> 00:03:37.039 in like nine tries. Not if he's good, Not if he's good. 39 00:03:38.120 --> 00:03:42.960 Greg Maddix pulled a baseball out of his pocket and walked off, throwing the 40 00:03:43.039 --> 00:03:46.120 ball up in the air and catching it like people do when they play with 41 00:03:46.199 --> 00:03:51.439 themselves. Time. Are you serious? I want to be a better person, 42 00:03:51.840 --> 00:04:06.000 but you're a cop and a doctor. It's not enough. The next 43 00:04:06.080 --> 00:04:10.840 day, Time placed a call to Greg Mados. They were to meet up 44 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:15.400 to talk about maturity. Time. Where you're going. We're supposed to play 45 00:04:15.439 --> 00:04:17.759 over cook two all day to day. I can't play games all day, 46 00:04:17.800 --> 00:04:21.240 Case, I'm trying to be more mature. No more laughing at pratt falls, 47 00:04:21.279 --> 00:04:26.000 playing video games or dick jokes. I'm done with it all time. 48 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:30.319 No, I'm sorry, Case, but there comes a time in every man's 49 00:04:30.360 --> 00:04:33.040 life where he has to put his pants on his bottom and not his head. 50 00:04:33.560 --> 00:05:01.959 But you always love when I do that. Not anymore time. Time 51 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:06.240 went to an upscale cafe on the eastern side of town, just past the 52 00:05:06.319 --> 00:05:13.319 cool looking fountain with the dolphins. Mister Maddox, Oh there he is here, 53 00:05:13.680 --> 00:05:20.079 Have a seat. Wow, I've never been here before, never been 54 00:05:20.199 --> 00:05:26.399 to a cafe that doesn't surprise me. Let me guess a lot of McDonald's 55 00:05:26.439 --> 00:05:30.839 and TV dinners. Well yeah, but also when we're feeling fancy, me 56 00:05:30.879 --> 00:05:34.399 and Case go to outback steakhouse. Wow. Listen. If you want change, 57 00:05:34.680 --> 00:05:38.720 you need to go to more cafes. Did you bring your kindle? 58 00:05:39.199 --> 00:05:43.160 Yeah, just bought it today. What books did you buy books? Yes? 59 00:05:43.639 --> 00:05:46.000 Books you read on it? Oh, maybe I'll get the new issue 60 00:05:46.000 --> 00:05:53.240 of Daredevil. What ow you slap me? You can't read comic books. 61 00:05:53.480 --> 00:05:58.199 That's not mature than what actual books? You need to read? Something by 62 00:05:58.680 --> 00:06:03.439 Joyce total Stoy Austin. But I don't know anything by Joyce Tolstaway Austin. 63 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:09.199 Is that the Fifty Shades a gray Chick? No, those are different people. 64 00:06:09.879 --> 00:06:14.360 Oh okay, let's skip the reading for now. Let's just order some 65 00:06:14.439 --> 00:06:20.160 drinks. Uh waiter, Hello, what can I get you. I'll take 66 00:06:20.160 --> 00:06:27.120 a sprite. What now, stop slapping me. It's not very mature. 67 00:06:27.519 --> 00:06:31.399 Slapping is mature, and I'm slapping you to teach you a lesson. Sprite. 68 00:06:32.000 --> 00:06:36.120 What are you fourteen with a speech impediment? You want a shippy cup 69 00:06:36.160 --> 00:06:41.839 in your mamma? Wait, I'm fourteen year old with a sippy cup. 70 00:06:42.560 --> 00:06:46.519 You need to order a real mature drink. It's one in the afternoon and 71 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:51.360 we're about to start reading Jane Austen. You know what I have just the 72 00:06:51.480 --> 00:06:57.519 thing, Waiter. You're not going to slap me, are you? I 73 00:06:57.560 --> 00:07:00.920 don't know. Would you order a sp right and read Daredevil on your kindle? 74 00:07:01.439 --> 00:07:06.120 No? Never, I'm fucking mature exactly. You see what I'm talking 75 00:07:06.120 --> 00:07:12.040 about. Time, I do, I really do, waiter. Let us 76 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:15.920 have two Hemmingway daciries and two orders of the seared scallops and baby spinach with 77 00:07:16.000 --> 00:07:23.439 spice pomegranate glaze. Wonderful and very mature. I'll be back shortly with your 78 00:07:23.480 --> 00:07:28.800 drinks. See fancy. What's Hemmingway? Is that like a one way street 79 00:07:28.839 --> 00:07:33.199 in New York? All the time? You have so much to learn teach 80 00:07:33.439 --> 00:07:51.920 me. Two weeks later, and time was still hanging out with Greg Mattox. 81 00:07:53.680 --> 00:07:58.199 He was learning all sorts of ways to be mature, whereas Case was 82 00:07:58.240 --> 00:08:01.759 still sitting on the couch playing See of Thieves and scratching his butthole. Oh 83 00:08:01.839 --> 00:08:05.680 what you're leaving again? I told you, Case, I like being more 84 00:08:05.680 --> 00:08:09.439 mature. I drink fancy drinks now. I talk about the news and politics, 85 00:08:09.720 --> 00:08:16.680 and I read Austin Steve Jane, Case Jane, so what I could 86 00:08:16.720 --> 00:08:20.720 read if I wanted to. I just finished reading the new issue of the 87 00:08:20.759 --> 00:08:24.959 Avengers. Did you know squirrel girls? I can't say it. Ain's so 88 00:08:26.160 --> 00:08:33.039 time say it's so, I have to go. But is this what you 89 00:08:33.159 --> 00:08:37.039 really want? I think? So? Yeah, I noticed you're not wearing 90 00:08:37.080 --> 00:08:43.200 your uniforms anymore. It's nothing but polos and buttoned doubts. That's right, 91 00:08:43.399 --> 00:09:07.120 it's not the real you. It is now. It was slightly raining as 92 00:09:07.159 --> 00:09:13.080 Time and Maddox sat under a large umbrella, eating olderves and reading a nice 93 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:16.840 book. See it pays to be mature. Think of all the things you've 94 00:09:16.879 --> 00:09:22.320 accomplished the last two weeks. You're a better listener, you bought a filing 95 00:09:22.399 --> 00:09:26.080 cabinet, and you don't eat cookies before dinner. Anymore. Yeah, what's 96 00:09:26.120 --> 00:09:33.039 wrong? Time? Aren't you happy? I guess it's just what talk to 97 00:09:33.080 --> 00:09:41.720 me? I just Time was having trouble with his words until he saw a 98 00:09:41.799 --> 00:09:46.559 figure approaching in the rain. It was Case, wearing pants on his head 99 00:09:46.600 --> 00:09:50.519 and holding up an old boom box. I left uzach Case. It's me. 100 00:09:52.399 --> 00:09:56.679 That boom box isn't playing anything. I know it got wet and stopped 101 00:09:56.759 --> 00:10:01.080 working, but it was queued up to Peter Gaye. Real, really, 102 00:10:01.480 --> 00:10:03.960 do you want me to sing in your eyes? Because I will? But 103 00:10:05.120 --> 00:10:11.279 why? Because Time? I miss you? What's going on here? But 104 00:10:11.480 --> 00:10:16.679 like Dave Duncan in two thousand and four, Time dismissed Greg Maddox, he 105 00:10:16.799 --> 00:10:22.799 walked into the rain. Toad's case, you really miss me? I know 106 00:10:22.879 --> 00:10:28.440 you're mature and I'm not. But you know what, I don't care, 107 00:10:28.399 --> 00:10:33.159 because I'm just a boy standing in front of a boy asking him to still 108 00:10:33.200 --> 00:10:37.039 be my friend. And it's this person standing opposite me now in the rain 109 00:10:37.919 --> 00:10:43.960 who I care about the most. Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed. 110 00:10:45.320 --> 00:10:50.080 Listen, Time, I get that I'll never be like Ragmatics. I'll 111 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:54.879 never read Avocado toast or read Steve Austin books. I get that I have 112 00:10:56.039 --> 00:10:58.399 no idea how to file taxes, and no, I'll never talk about the 113 00:10:58.399 --> 00:11:01.799 weather. Hell, I didn't even know it was supposed to rain today, 114 00:11:03.879 --> 00:11:11.799 Otherwise I wouldn't have brought the goo box brought right. I'm sorry, case, 115 00:11:13.320 --> 00:11:18.120 you're right, I've been so stupid. This isn't me. You mean 116 00:11:18.240 --> 00:11:22.360 that I do? I like your pants on your head? You do? 117 00:11:22.320 --> 00:11:28.039 Yeah, it's bunny. Wait a second, are you serious? He has 118 00:11:28.120 --> 00:11:33.759 pants on his head. That's not mature. I know. So what you're 119 00:11:33.799 --> 00:11:37.919 done? You're not going to continue with your classes classes? Yeah, you're 120 00:11:37.960 --> 00:11:41.320 on the deluxe plan. I have to pay for this, of course. 121 00:11:41.759 --> 00:11:46.320 Oh fuck you. Hey, that's not very mature. It's not my butt, 122 00:11:46.360 --> 00:11:52.399 you snooty bitch. Nice wow, Fine you go, but you'll be 123 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:56.879 nothing without me. You hear me? Nothing Agmatic shook his fist widely and 124 00:11:56.960 --> 00:12:01.200 spun around, but as he won't back to the cafe, he slipped and, 125 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:11.279 feeling the putter a nice trip walk much the coop ductors hugged. They're 126 00:12:11.320 --> 00:12:16.559 ready to come home only if we eat cheetos, burp and fart and play 127 00:12:16.600 --> 00:12:20.919 fall guys all night. You're not worried about being immature. Remember what they 128 00:12:20.960 --> 00:12:31.279 say, immaturity is just maturity for stupid thick oh case. I think this 129 00:12:31.360 --> 00:12:45.399 is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Coop Doctor Cop Doctors Written by Robert 130 00:12:45.519 --> 00:12:52.720 M. Lamb, Edited by Logan Ferdinand, starring Jack Austin as justin Case 131 00:12:52.480 --> 00:12:58.159 and Robert M. Lamb as Just in Time. Co starring Austin Medlin and 132 00:12:58.279 --> 00:13:05.279 Darryl Lamont Tang. 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