Seven Land Productions Presents Cop Doctors Episode thirty. But sure. It was a
Saturday and the Cop Doctor's head off. They had spent the early afternoon perusing
the old mall on Haynes and Flax. They did not need anything, but
they wanted to get out of the house. How'd we come to the mall?
All? They sells clothes and we don't wear anything but uniforms. Yeah,
but I've been thinking maybe we shouldn't wear our uniforms on off days.
Do you think we should be dressing casual when we're not working? Yeah,
this uniform is uncomfortable. Yeah, you're dressed like a police officer right now,
and I'm dressed like a doctor. Steps open on. All right,
let's go to the gap. But before they could get inside, a goofy
looking man, a real nerdy loser, slipped and fell right by cahan wet
floor sign. His binder, glasses and pencils went flying into the air.
Oh damn. The Cop Doctors could not help but laugh, what a goofball,
and I strip see you next time. That's not very nice. They
spun around to see an old woman coming out of the gap. It short
laugh like that, which mean we didn't trip him. Still, it's very
immature. It is to laugh at some nerd who falls. Yes, you're
both very immature, young men. I'm thirty years old. Then it's time
for you to grow up. And with that, the old lady shuffled off.
Rude. Wow, Why I don't want to be immature? I'm sorry?
Excuse me, gentlemen? Did you just say you don't want to be
immature? I did say that. Well, boy, oh boy, aren't
we lucky? I was walking by just at this moment. My name is
Greg Maddox. I used to throw baseballs, but now I work on my
new education program to make the immature mature. Wait a second, the Greg
maddocks. Well, no, not the one, a different one. But
you said you throw baseballs, Yeah, for fun? You've never thrown a
baseball for fun? Yeah? Sure, but I wouldn't introduce myself that way.
Let me guess you're the immature one. No, we both, but
I don't want to be immature anymore. That old lady made me realize the
error of my ways. Time. You can't be serious, I am.
Well, that's good. It's like my father always said, immaturity is just
maturity for stupid people. That's wise, sounds dumb, real mature, buddy,
I want help. Well here, Greg Medics gave Time his business cad
call me when you're ready to grow up. There's only eight numbers here,
that's right. You have to guess the last one. If it's meant to
be, you'll figure it out. Meant to be when they figure it out
in like nine tries. Not if he's good, Not if he's good.
Greg Maddix pulled a baseball out of his pocket and walked off, throwing the
ball up in the air and catching it like people do when they play with
themselves. Time. Are you serious? I want to be a better person,
but you're a cop and a doctor. It's not enough. The next
day, Time placed a call to Greg Mados. They were to meet up
to talk about maturity. Time. Where you're going. We're supposed to play
over cook two all day to day. I can't play games all day,
Case, I'm trying to be more mature. No more laughing at pratt falls,
playing video games or dick jokes. I'm done with it all time.
No, I'm sorry, Case, but there comes a time in every man's
life where he has to put his pants on his bottom and not his head.
But you always love when I do that. Not anymore time. Time
went to an upscale cafe on the eastern side of town, just past the
cool looking fountain with the dolphins. Mister Maddox, Oh there he is here,
Have a seat. Wow, I've never been here before, never been
to a cafe that doesn't surprise me. Let me guess a lot of McDonald's
and TV dinners. Well yeah, but also when we're feeling fancy, me
and Case go to outback steakhouse. Wow. Listen. If you want change,
you need to go to more cafes. Did you bring your kindle?
Yeah, just bought it today. What books did you buy books? Yes?
Books you read on it? Oh, maybe I'll get the new issue
of Daredevil. What ow you slap me? You can't read comic books.
That's not mature than what actual books? You need to read? Something by
Joyce total Stoy Austin. But I don't know anything by Joyce Tolstaway Austin.
Is that the Fifty Shades a gray Chick? No, those are different people.
Oh okay, let's skip the reading for now. Let's just order some
drinks. Uh waiter, Hello, what can I get you. I'll take
a sprite. What now, stop slapping me. It's not very mature.
Slapping is mature, and I'm slapping you to teach you a lesson. Sprite.
What are you fourteen with a speech impediment? You want a shippy cup
in your mamma? Wait, I'm fourteen year old with a sippy cup.
You need to order a real mature drink. It's one in the afternoon and
we're about to start reading Jane Austen. You know what I have just the
thing, Waiter. You're not going to slap me, are you? I
don't know. Would you order a sp right and read Daredevil on your kindle?
No? Never, I'm fucking mature exactly. You see what I'm talking
about. Time, I do, I really do, waiter. Let us
have two Hemmingway daciries and two orders of the seared scallops and baby spinach with
spice pomegranate glaze. Wonderful and very mature. I'll be back shortly with your
drinks. See fancy. What's Hemmingway? Is that like a one way street
in New York? All the time? You have so much to learn teach
me. Two weeks later, and time was still hanging out with Greg Mattox.
He was learning all sorts of ways to be mature, whereas Case was
still sitting on the couch playing See of Thieves and scratching his butthole. Oh
what you're leaving again? I told you, Case, I like being more
mature. I drink fancy drinks now. I talk about the news and politics,
and I read Austin Steve Jane, Case Jane, so what I could
read if I wanted to. I just finished reading the new issue of the
Avengers. Did you know squirrel girls? I can't say it. Ain's so
time say it's so, I have to go. But is this what you
really want? I think? So? Yeah, I noticed you're not wearing
your uniforms anymore. It's nothing but polos and buttoned doubts. That's right,
it's not the real you. It is now. It was slightly raining as
Time and Maddox sat under a large umbrella, eating olderves and reading a nice
book. See it pays to be mature. Think of all the things you've
accomplished the last two weeks. You're a better listener, you bought a filing
cabinet, and you don't eat cookies before dinner. Anymore. Yeah, what's
wrong? Time? Aren't you happy? I guess it's just what talk to
me? I just Time was having trouble with his words until he saw a
figure approaching in the rain. It was Case, wearing pants on his head
and holding up an old boom box. I left uzach Case. It's me.
That boom box isn't playing anything. I know it got wet and stopped
working, but it was queued up to Peter Gaye. Real, really,
do you want me to sing in your eyes? Because I will? But
why? Because Time? I miss you? What's going on here? But
like Dave Duncan in two thousand and four, Time dismissed Greg Maddox, he
walked into the rain. Toad's case, you really miss me? I know
you're mature and I'm not. But you know what, I don't care,
because I'm just a boy standing in front of a boy asking him to still
be my friend. And it's this person standing opposite me now in the rain
who I care about the most. Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed.
Listen, Time, I get that I'll never be like Ragmatics. I'll
never read Avocado toast or read Steve Austin books. I get that I have
no idea how to file taxes, and no, I'll never talk about the
weather. Hell, I didn't even know it was supposed to rain today,
Otherwise I wouldn't have brought the goo box brought right. I'm sorry, case,
you're right, I've been so stupid. This isn't me. You mean
that I do? I like your pants on your head? You do?
Yeah, it's bunny. Wait a second, are you serious? He has
pants on his head. That's not mature. I know. So what you're
done? You're not going to continue with your classes classes? Yeah, you're
on the deluxe plan. I have to pay for this, of course.
Oh fuck you. Hey, that's not very mature. It's not my butt,
you snooty bitch. Nice wow, Fine you go, but you'll be
nothing without me. You hear me? Nothing Agmatic shook his fist widely and
spun around, but as he won't back to the cafe, he slipped and,
feeling the putter a nice trip walk much the coop ductors hugged. They're
ready to come home only if we eat cheetos, burp and fart and play
fall guys all night. You're not worried about being immature. Remember what they
say, immaturity is just maturity for stupid thick oh case. I think this
is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Coop Doctor Cop Doctors Written by Robert
M. Lamb, Edited by Logan Ferdinand, starring Jack Austin as justin Case
and Robert M. Lamb as Just in Time. Co starring Austin Medlin and
Darryl Lamont Tang. Music provided by Kevin McLoud of incompetech dot com. If
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