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Talking about tapes. Hello Royce,
welcome back. Hi Wow, it's been

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a long time since I've been here. I can't believe you came all the

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way back to the video store.
Obviously it's a different day because I'm wearing

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a different shirt, obviously, And
I assume you came back because our Scarface

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episode did so well. It's probably
our most viewed episode, five million views.

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That was crazy. I can't believe
Scarface got five million views. Unbelievable.

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Who knows how much it has by
the time this air is probably ten

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now, who knows. Anyway,
we're back to talk about Blade one.

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I left the DVD at home and
the only copy of Blade we had in

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the store was Blade Trinity. So
I'm sorry, but you'll be sorry.

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I remember. See he's not going
to tell you this. I was like,

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I want to do Blade trains and
we got to do them in order,

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and like, all right, and
see this or this is karma.

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Yeah, you're really eager to talk
about Blade Trinity A good one. Yeah,

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yeah, it's really great. Yes, Blade. So you like Blade?

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I love Blade. It is the
first Marvel movie, Howard the Duck.

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It's the first Marvel movie that kicked
off this era, but keep going.

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Of course, Yes, Howard,
how could I forget Howard the Duck?

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There were duck boobs in it,
Yes, there were you know what's

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in the Blade movie real boobs.
That's true. I mean I always liked

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it. This was like, this
was like peak Wesley Snipes. Like we're

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talking like demolition Man Blade, Like
this was when he was Passenger fifty seven,

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fifty seven, always been on blacks. I love that. Fucking Arnold

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Swartzenegger gets a lot of a lot
of like, oh, Arnold Schwartzenegger with

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his one with his one liners.
People really sleep on on Wesley Snipe when

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yeah, I have I thought I
had Passenger fifty seven. I'm real upset

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that I don't see Passenger fifty seven
anyway. Yes, this is peak Wesley

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Snipe. Yes, what was he
in? What was using that movie?

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Like Murder fifteen hundred? I think
when he was she was in the newer

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Expendables. Oh god, no,
talk about that. Yes, Wesley's side

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was awesome and this movie was awesome. And Royce, I know this is

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big for you. It was a
win for diversity. Finally, I mean

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I think Spawn beat it a year
earlier, but that movie's not as as

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much as I love the movie Spawn. It's not as finely remembered as Blade.

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But this doing well, it opened
up the doors for you to get

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your own superhero like America Chavez or
whoever Selma Hyak played. So this is

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probably why you have a connection for
this film, right, whoever or Samahayak

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played. I'll have you know she
played Judy Eternal I believe was the name

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of the Oh, yes, Judith, Judith the Turtle. I forgot that

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was her name. You never remember. It was about a family name of

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the Eternals. Right. I blacked
out during that movie because it was so

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bad. But you probably woke up
at the end for the post credit scene

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where we hear the new Blade off
camera. But anyway, keep going and

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and somebody you like Blade? Why
do you like When was the first time

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you saw Blade? Is fantastic?
And I think it was a spinoff of

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two long Foo was crazy how they
connected that? I don't know. Food

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is pretty fucking good movie. That
movie is amazing, awesome. It's underrated,

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honestly, really believe that it's so
good. Ring the late Patrick's slazy.

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Yes, yes, but anyway,
what year to Blakee come out.

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Blade was ninety eight. I believe
ninety eight, Okay, so I was,

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oh, man, it's perfect.
I was sixteen. That was peak

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per that's a peak age for the
Blade, for the because when you think

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about it, ninety eight, So
it was right. It was right before

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the Matrix came out, okay,
because Matrix was ninety nine and there was

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this whole that whole era of movies
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Yes, very like you know whoa
techno man, Everyone's wearing black leather.

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Man, God, it's so cool. We're talking about that when we

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did X Men. It's like,
this is right off the Matrix and stuff.

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So everyone had to have black leather
on. Maybe you like if you

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have robot eers. It's it's it
was. It was really good. As

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a matter of fact, Blade wasn't
one I saw in the theaters. Blade

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was one that I saw when it
came on like HBO. Yeah, I

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remember renting the tape when it came
out. I was like, I probably

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would have been eight or nine when
it came out, and I remember renting

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the VHS tape and like just falling
in love with it. Was it rated

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R right, it are Yeah,
like it wasn't like a spidery. It

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was such an obscure character that they
could just do whatever. So they're like,

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yeah, let's make it a hard
R action movie. Yeah. And

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I think the first rating R movie
I saw was RoboCop. But yeah,

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and this is like back in the
wild West when radarar movies had toys.

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It's like, you can't do that
anymore either. And I will talk about

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Deacon Frost the toy and how it
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Oohn, we had a very different
do you not know about? Oh,

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I don't know. I'm excited about
Oh, this movie's climax was very

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different. And there was a cameo
that cut out but anyway, really oh

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yeah, a cameo a character who
had a movie recently. But anyway,

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yeah, so what did you know
about Blade before you saw this movie.

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I was always a big comic book
guy, but I didn't really read that

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Blade, Like I'm you know,
mind you. I was like, you

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know, X Men, really into
Batman, you know, stuff like that,

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and and I uh, never really
read about it. But I mean

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when you think about it, you're
like, oh, yeah, it's this

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badass vampire hunt. You're like,
oh, you sold me, like I'm

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in like this is and keep something
in mind because Blade came out at a

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time when the market wasn't saturated with
vampire stuff or superhero or superhero stuff in

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general. Paman and Robin and spawned. But you're not right. I have

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a lot of comedy but nothing but
nothing, nothing like that. So the

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market wasn't saturated till it was.
Actually, you know, it was a

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also a really different take, a
really different take on your classic like vampire

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movies, which is like, oh, you're stuck in a castle and you

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know there's a this is like oh, yeah, I know, badass,

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techno vampire guy. Let's go and
and that's why I liked it. Yeah.

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So the comics, Blada's British.
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I think he's part of like a
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red trench coat with green glasses and
green pants. But in the nineties he

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ended up joining a team called the
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and that's where he got the black
motorcycle outfit nice, which was then

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used in the Animate The Spider Man
Animated series episode I watched that. Okay,

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that's all you need to watch before
this movie, because so Aby Aviara,

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he had like freedom to do whatever
you wanted with these characters as Marvel

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didn't really care, dude, and
it made the movie better. Yeah.

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Well, I'm talking about like the
Spider Man cartoon. I'm sorry. Originally

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Blade's powers were same origin. His
mom was bitten by a vampire. Uh,

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but he just had an immunity to
vampire vampirism. The cartoon is which

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was what added the whole he has
their powers, and it added the character

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Whistler, and uh what else did
it add in? It added him being

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American. The cartoon did all the
cartoon. That's crazy. O. Yeah.

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And then I guess when Avi a
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I like what we did with Blade
in the cartoon, just do that

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for the movie. Like fuck the
too Madracula, Fuck the British thing.

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He's not British. He's a cool
American guy and he's Wesley Stipes and he

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wears black. Have fun and that's
cool when you when you that's the upside.

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I think a lot of the times
when you use characters that aren't as

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well known. You have a little
bit more pretty much it and no one's

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gonna care. You're not gonna like
It's not like if the you know,

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made Batman's parents live and you're like, Okay, what are you doing?

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Yeah you know, yeah, he'd
just be a rich guy. Yeah.

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But they another reason it's funny because
you watchuff like Blay, like in hindsight,

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you do the like this is what
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is so if you think about it, a lot of stuff is like I

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was, I was actually talking to
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there's this with Mark with this movie
is like if you stray from the formula,

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it's actually a problem where it's like, oh, you're not following you

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know, the paint by numbers thing
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it was just like we've never done
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the freedom of not having to worry
about you better make a billion dollars.

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Yes, it was like, oh, he maakes like sixty eighty million dollars.

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Yeah, and that's and that's fine. And I again, it made

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vampires which had gotten boring, it
made them cool. It made it made

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them Honestly, I mean, years
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Dracula, and that's so fucking cool. How you top that? You had

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to come up with something. I
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Blade to show up. He never
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It was in the past. Blade
wasn't born two years. But don't

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worry. That's why counter Reeves accent
was so bad. Yes, but don't

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worry. Blade does fight Traculin comics
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He gets there. He gets there
eventually. Such a good movie.

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Yeah, So it's funny, Like, you're right, they had a lot

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of freedom with this character. There
weren't really any expectations for the character,

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like, no, let's make a
badass movie. Maybe there was some there

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that's like why does he have a
British accent? Well, like you said,

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the cartoon was so popular that they
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And luckily I had seen that cartoon
like right before the movie. So I'm

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like, cool, I know a
lot about Blade. It turns out I

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didn't know anything about the comic version, but I didn't need to. Yeah,

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I went to the cartoon version Sea
That's why I was excited because I

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really liked that episode where he felt
morbious and whatnot. God, So when

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I saw that they were making like
a live action movie, like, I'm

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just being like, Oh, that's
guy from the Spider Man cartoon. I

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really want to see that movie,
which is great because maybe now somebody will

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kill Jared Lito's character character. Maybe
it'll be New Blade. I don't know.

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Uh No, he can't be because
New Blade they have to explain why

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he was. He was the guy
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thing. Same guy by the way. Oh and Marvel b were using characters

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a lot, and his sister is
the bad guy, but she was also

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the mom who incited the Civil War
by making Tony Starkfiel bad. You're rot.

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Yeah, Marvel reuses actors a bunch. Yeah, I know. I

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know they do it because I think
what happened, what happened. What happens

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is is like a lot of them
initially do like a Marvel thing, like

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oh, yeah, this will be
my thing. But then now it's like,

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I think it's become a badge of
honor for every actor wants to collect

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the Marvel. I think every major
actor will be a Marvel movie within ten

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years. Every want to be because
they're all even if it's a bit part,

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they're all in them now. And
it's funny because like like she was

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like a bit part Alfre Woodward I
think I think she was a bit part

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in that Civil War movie and then
they made her main character. But like

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Marshall Alley was a main character in
Luke Cage and now he's Blade in the

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same universe. I'm a little bummed
because one of the one of the first

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characters that I think Marvel we used
them out well Sony movies, like Bruce

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Campbell did like three different characters,
even though it was three different characters,

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surprising to show up with a new
movie in the what movie in the the

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New Spider Man movie. Yeah,
you don't worry if any time there was

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to do it shows up in a
different movie. Oh I know which,

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But you know what's funny. I
should have known. I should have known.

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I mentioned in that review, like
at one point if they did Spider

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Man for it was going to be
revealed all three of those Bruce Campbell's were

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the same person and they were mysterio. But they never end up making the

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movie but it would turned out to
be uh, what's his face is real?

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Uncle Ben? Since they never told
Holland's uncle Ben never had it.

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No, my head cannon, Uncle
Ben is either Jason Alexander or Joe Peshi.

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Joe Pesci's great Now I'm thinking it'd
be great. Yeah, Jason Alexander

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because he was too busy in that
blockbuster film North he had a plot line

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with Barisa Tome and Seinfellow is the
only reason I picked that. But anyway,

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this was directed by Stephen Norrington,
who was a special effects guy.

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He did special effects for like Hell
Raiser four, Aliens, Alien three.

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Uh director, Yes, he directed
one movie before this and I forgot to

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write it down, but then he
directed this. He directed another movie and

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then his last directorial effort was The
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and he hasn't directed

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a major motion picture since. But
he has gone back to doing like School

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Movie Killed Sean Connery. He has
gone back to doing like sculpting and effects

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work. But yeah, he he
had a lot of like projects that were

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like almost made, Like he almost
did The Crow. He almost did a

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couple other comic book movies and they
just never took off for whatever reason.

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Crow another movie that falls in this
genre. Oh, yes, I don't

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know. I wish was there a
name for like techno goth. I don't

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know, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, it's got the Crow sequels

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where it's just the same movie over
and over again. Yeah, but for

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that was just watch thing on WCW. Honestly, it's a better Crow at

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that point. Oh, Darby Allen's
friend, you said a lot of things

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made me mad in the past,
but that may be the most things made

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the most mad in my life.
This sting. I know him as Darby

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Allen's Oh, Darby Allen's dad.
He come to him the ring all the

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time. It's nice that Darby Allen
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And this movie was written by David
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know who wrote the other ones.
He directed Blade Trice, written a lot.

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Yes, he's written a lot of
good movies and a lot about it.

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He tends to direct bad movies,
oh besides Blade Trinity, But he

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writes a lot of good movies,
like the Batman movies and a bunch of

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other ones. He's he's pretty talented
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really pushed for Blade to remain black
because I think there was a producer that

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was like, I might not do
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It's like, how about we don't
do that good? Yeah? Yeah,

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that was like one of the biggest
like things about is like, oh,

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look a diverse you know we well, I mean to be fair.

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Wesley Snipe sounds like a white name. Yeah, but have you see thirty

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Rock when they do that joke?
No, you know, I've seen a

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few. I didn't want to sit
down watch it. I'm sorry. Yeah,

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I know it's not all the terrible
Eloch Star Trek movies you watch,

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but yeah, I mean David scoria
Wrights is very hit and miss. But

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this is one of those times where
I'm like, leave it alone. No

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other people get mad at get mad
like, oh, you just don't want

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to see a black airplace a white
air white. No, that's not true

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at all. Yeah, I just
want I'm a very I'm a very like

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continuity kind of guy. I want
the guy to be like I would.

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I don't want to do the either. I don't I don't want I don't

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want Paul Bettany to play plate,
you know what I mean, Like,

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I don't want it either. I
want you know, you know if the

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combo caras like this, you know, do that. I don't mind.

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I don't mind the race Shanean sometimes
like it doesn't bother me with some characters.

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It really doesn't. No, No, I mean, look, there

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are times where they do it to
be like Louka, we did, aren't

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we special? And it's like,
no, you did it because you know

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you pissed people off and you'll get
back and you make people who are not

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going to see your movie happy,
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do something with Spawn where the studio
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so they made his friend character white, who's black in the comics.

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It's just a movie. Like again, that was that was just what did

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he do? He was the worst
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Really, yeah, he's over acting
whatever anyway blade he did. He

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did act Impasta Face in the Mario
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that is or about if anyone should
be mad, it should be it's me

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and I am very mad. But
yeah, let's get into this awesome movie

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because with Tracy, Lord's taking some
unlucky guy to a meeting of Lawrence shit.

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Uh. And this whole setup is
good because they're like, oh,

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wow, this guy's gonna get lucky
with this hot lady. And they're like,

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oh, why are they going to
the meat packing plant? That's weird.

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Oh it's a secret nightclub. Oh
this must be a speakeasy or whatever.

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And then like you start to like
catch on that there's something weird going

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on. You get introduced to the
character of Quinn, and we see Stephen

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Dorf Steak and Frost for like a
minute, but yeah, suddenly everything rains

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blood. Now this so you have
to forgive me because I do mix up

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a lot of the because I think
each Blade movie had like a nightclub stein,

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right, is this the one where
they were making out with the razor

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blades? Because do you want to
talking about though, Yeah, I can't

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recall the razor blade part. Yeah, because there was one one of the

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Blade movies where they're going to a
nightclub and it's like, oh, the

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vampires are making out with razor blades. I'm like it's pretty metal, I

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guess, but like do vampires like
the taste of other vampires blood? I

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watched this last night. I didn't. I don't recall that. Okay,

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so it might be Blade too,
you know what I do recalling the scene?

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Quick? Get me royalty free techno
right away. We're making a Blade

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movie. There is a ten hour
loop of that online. I believe it.

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How do you think I go to
sleep every night? I go to

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sleep with that beat, the ten
hour loop every time. I'm sure we

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all do. I always whenever I
try to remember it, it always turns

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into the rude sandstorm because I'm always
like, how did the Blade song go?

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Again? And then I watched the
last night. I'm like, no,

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it goes. This scene is awesome
and horrifying with like the fast editing

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and the fangs are coming out and
that guy's like freaking out. I love

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the reveal of Blade, just like
that whole camera movement a bit moving back

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and everything is blood. You know, I think non in blood is blades

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like leg that you see pans up
and you're like, oh shit, this

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guy, this guy's here to fuck
things up, badass, Like I mean,

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just yeah, everything about that character
was done perfectly. Yes, obviously

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when we got to Trinity got a
little little wonky, it got better,

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right, Yeah, it was great
because you know what, when I watched

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Blade, you know what, I
thought, I go, this is great,

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but this movie we better. It
had triple H in it. That

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would make when I watched Wesley Snipe's
performance in this movie, I'm like,

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you know, this is great,
but I could tell he was actually there

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with the actors. I'd rather him
film all his scenes separate from all the

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actors. That way, he doesn't
react to anything that they're saying. Yeah,

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like uh like that new uh,
the new zombie movie that came out

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where they recast oh tataro. Yeah. And it was so weird because it

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was like, hey, you,
why don't you do this? And then

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it was it was like, look
like we're in a different place. Yeah

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I will do that. I'm like, what is this now? That's the

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thing of Blade Trinity. Wesley Snipes
didn't want to be on how much Wesley

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Snipes got paid for the first Blade. I'm wondering what he was by three

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he was making more a lot more
money. But I'm wondering if this was

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still when he when he was,
well, he got probably he got paid

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a lot and he got to keep
it because he wasn't paying his taxes.

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That's fine. And a little prison
time and he was fine. Yeah,

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yeah, that's sort of about But
yeah, he did have like a whole

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meltdown on Blade trendingy, something was
going on there. But anyway, he's

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probably the fact that he had so
many taxes. Probably he probably should have

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paid him like look, look,
look, look, taxation is theft.

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I know I'm against them, I'm
against it too, but the jail we

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could agree on that. So Blade
is awesome. He starts like blasting these

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vampires away, slice them up,
and they turned into cgi skeletons that turned

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into dust. To be fair,
yes, you're right. They were talking

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about or late ninety cgl. Luckily
it's all done really fast. It's like

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there are a couple seeds in this
where they want to linger on something for

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too long and it's like, yeah, it didn't. They not the best,

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not the best, but this stuff
is fine with them just turning the

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dust. I love the fucking scene
with him in the boomerang when he throws

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it around, it spins, yeah, and it comes back to them then

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all their heads fall off. Now
I was always nice of their heads to

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wait to fall off. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I always appreciate that the silver is
really consistent in this movie. Yeah.

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Now, I was always confused about
Quinn Donald log yeah, who is in

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what we do in the Shadows?
Did you see that episode? Wait?

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Uh wait, yeah, I've seen
all the episode. Yeah, when they

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call the Vampire Council and Donald loag
yes, yeah, yeah, yea,

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and then the Quinn from Blade,
he's like, no, that's a character.

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He's like, but the whole thing
is like I really enjoyed the characters,

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so I looked up real vampires I
became, and then Blade skyping into

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the meeting. Yeah, it's also
a vampire. Yeah. So Blade is

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even said he's like, I keep
using all this stuff on you and slicing

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you up, and he keep coming
back, and they got tried fire this

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time. He's like, why is
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There's a lot of stuff they kind
of don't really They really kind of

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just gloss over. It's like,
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And because he stakes him with the
silver, it doesn't do anything. Lights

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him on fire, it doesn't do
anything, and spoiler at the end,

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he does cut his head off and
that's what finally does it. It's like,

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why didn't you try to cut his
head off earlier because you went in

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the cool action shots. Who that's
true, wouldn't have gotten all the cool

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acts? What else? What else
are you gonna do? Out hearing dum

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dunn dun dun dun dun dun dunt
dun dun du dun dun vampires they really

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like techno man. But yeah,
so I love that he like lights him

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on fire and then just leaves that
human guy there, Like the cops come

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in. The human guy's like,
I don't know what just happened? Can

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I gotta logo is still like moving
around. Yeah. Also, I kind

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of feel like at this point people
should know vampires exist because they're having nightclub

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parties and they're not. Well,
that's the thing we find out, like

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in a couple of scenes later the
Vampire Council apparently they're used to staying quiet

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and Deacon Frost and his friends are
the ones that are causing this ruckus,

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almost trying to instigate it like a
war. So I think like the whole

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the clubs and stuff are new,
and I don't think they were like a

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thing before. But yeah, eventually
people are gonna find out what the fuck

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happened. But they take the body
to Karen, who's a hematologist. Karen,

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what a Karen? Uh? And
she's there with her ex boyfriend,

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nurse guy, and he's like,
look, how weird this guy's blood is.

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She's like, what is this a
joke? That is a hematologist talk

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to each other? By the way, Yeah, hey, check out the

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wacky blood on this bloke. Yeah
you think we're gonna get back together?

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No, okay, look at this
guy's blood. I still remember having the

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shit scared out of me when Donald
Lowe popped up and grabbed the guy.

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Oh yeah, I was like,
oh my god, Like I didn't expect

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it because he looks he is charred. He looks horrifying, and he's got

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like white eyes of the white teeth, looks like a panther. It's so

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fucking scary practical effects, yes again, but yeah, he bites Karen.

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He like takes off into the night
because Blade is chasing him, and like

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so for most of the movie,
Blade is this like stoic, serious,

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quiet guy, but he has moments. Yeah, well a whole snap and

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what's called security guard shoots him and
he's got body armory. He just goes

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around and goes you want to do
damn? I it's as trying to skate

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up hill. That's another one.
Like he rarely acts like that. He

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only seems out of character. It
does a little bit like he goes from

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being the character Blade to being Wesley
Snipe. Yeah, it's almost as if

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like the Blade persona is like what
he wants to be, but his real

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self comes out once he turns into
Will Smith from Independence State. You do

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not to shoot that green thing at
me. I'm like, wait, that's

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not in your character at all.
You're supposed to be this badass vampire hunner.

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The one liners, I will agree
with you. The one liners are

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a little jarring, especially with the
tone they're setting. It'd be like if

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using a similar kind of you know, techno goth movie, if Neo from

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the Matrix all of a sudden started
shooting one liners, you'd be like,

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this doesn't feel right. To be
fair, he did do this, yeah,

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but that's not a one liner.
That's looking pretty bad ass. That

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is looking pretty badass. But what
didn't look more badass. If he just

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did a whole movie doing this,
wouldn't that be cool? Only if it's

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an HBO Max exclusive. Yes,
that's all I want to see is all

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the kung fu and stuff. I
loved it, But all I want to

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see Neo is doing is this.
Hey, hey, don't forget about social

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commentary? Yes, yes, which
I didn't even get that. I don't

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even mind to be have social commentary. But it was all over the place.

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I'm like, what's the comment sequels
are bad? Like, I don't

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get it simulatte Oh God, go
back and watch our Matrix Resurrections review.

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I forgot until I watched this last
night that he straight up just launches her

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out the window to throw on the
other I was fucking dying and it was

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like, elbow pops out. It's
just like my elbow. And he's like,

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I'll let me fix that. He's
like, pops it back in.

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He's not graceful. Don't you love
That's a great scene to explain, don't

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you love movies? Understanding of popping
the elbow, popping your shoulder or whatever.

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It's like, yeah, you can't
pop it back in. You're gonna

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be an extruciating pain. Yeah,
you just pop back in your and our

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arms find the rest of the movie. Yeah, that's not how it works.

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I saw God's Olla versus Kong where
Kung's bubble pop out and he just

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hit a skyscraper and then fixed it
and it's fine. And Kong had a

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sword and or an ax. Yeah, you're right. A sword would be

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ridiculous. A sword. I would
have walked out of the movie, even

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though I was watching it in my
living room. I would have walked out

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of the living room if it had
been a sword. But it was an

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axe. I'm like that I can
get behind. I love that he's killing

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I love blades killing all these vampires. Yeah, which is awesome, But

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it seems like they spend way too
much time making cool looking weapons instead of

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functional ones, Like yeah, you
know what I mean. It's like the

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guns make no sense to me.
Hey, you know it also will work

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a regular gun with a silver bullet, and you don't need like this here

404
00:26:07.599 --> 00:26:08.720
he's holding one in the back of
this. You don't need one of these

405
00:26:08.759 --> 00:26:14.240
like weird looking like it looks like
they spray painted a NERF gun. Yeah,

406
00:26:14.400 --> 00:26:17.079
yeah, I don't know, but
I will say love his haircut.

407
00:26:17.400 --> 00:26:19.720
His haircut is pretty great. Bad
ass. Now would you mind if he

408
00:26:19.759 --> 00:26:25.240
had a red trench coat and green
pants only if he was British? Very

409
00:26:25.240 --> 00:26:26.960
importantly that he's British. I'm shocked
for the new one. They didn't try

410
00:26:26.960 --> 00:26:30.119
to be more accurate and get like
John Boyega and they're like, noah,

411
00:26:30.119 --> 00:26:33.400
we're just forgetting Marshall Ali and it's
just gonna be Wesley Snipe's blade again.

412
00:26:33.440 --> 00:26:34.839
I'm like, I guess that makes
let me guess, is Wesley Snipe gonna

413
00:26:34.839 --> 00:26:38.160
be in it? But this time
he's gonna play Quinn or something or wow,

414
00:26:38.200 --> 00:26:41.599
it's just gonna be something like that. Or he's gonna be Whistler something

415
00:26:41.640 --> 00:26:47.599
like that. Yeah uh yeah,
so he uh decides to take her in

416
00:26:47.680 --> 00:26:49.440
even though he probably shouldn't. And
speaking of Whistler, we meet him like

417
00:26:49.480 --> 00:26:56.319
by Chris Chrisofferson so good. Uh
and he's just like Takings now, he's

418
00:26:56.319 --> 00:27:00.440
basically his cue. He makes them
all his weapons and whatnot. Yeah,

419
00:27:00.440 --> 00:27:03.519
I kill vampires or Kenny Rogers over
here, I don't know. Uh.

420
00:27:03.519 --> 00:27:07.960
And he was also in the two
thousand and one Planet of the Apes your

421
00:27:07.000 --> 00:27:11.200
favorite movie. Oh so good.
He gives her like an injection of garlic

422
00:27:11.519 --> 00:27:15.480
to stay off the infection hopefully.
Is that how you're Italian? Is that

423
00:27:15.480 --> 00:27:21.880
how garlic works? Yes? Okay, personally that's why Italy has the least

424
00:27:21.880 --> 00:27:26.000
amount of vampires. I didn't know
that. Yes, okay, they can't

425
00:27:26.000 --> 00:27:29.680
even walk around because so many pizza
places are making stuff with garlic and like

426
00:27:29.759 --> 00:27:33.599
mama me. Yeah, Dracula stopped
by once and he was like, never

427
00:27:33.720 --> 00:27:37.119
again. Too much garb. I'm
taking my ass to Spain. Yeah,

428
00:27:37.160 --> 00:27:41.079
we see the Vampire Council, which
I was talking about. They're pissed at

429
00:27:41.119 --> 00:27:45.359
Deacon Frost. Uh. Deacon Frost
doesn't want to hide from humans anymore.

430
00:27:45.400 --> 00:27:48.680
He thinks he should be ruling them. They don't like that because there's cool,

431
00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:52.759
awesome sex. Techno parties aren't fun
enough for him. They're mad at

432
00:27:52.839 --> 00:27:55.920
him because he's not He's on the
council, but he's not a pure blood.

433
00:27:56.039 --> 00:28:00.359
Apparently you could be born a vampire. Yeah, they they anakin him.

434
00:28:00.440 --> 00:28:03.000
Yes, you could be on the
countable. You're not a Jedi like

435
00:28:03.200 --> 00:28:06.440
they think to him. You know
who else is on the council, which

436
00:28:06.480 --> 00:28:11.839
I never noticed until now. Gerald
Akamora really famous martial artist who who was

437
00:28:11.920 --> 00:28:15.279
in the very end of the original
wordal Combat, which comes back later in

438
00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:19.519
this. But he was also in
you know the film Everyone Loves Samurai Coup,

439
00:28:21.200 --> 00:28:23.000
such a good movie. Yes,
he was pretty good in that movie,

440
00:28:23.440 --> 00:28:26.319
great, great in it. Yeah, he was great. He was

441
00:28:26.359 --> 00:28:30.720
great. But I like Gerald Akamura
in most things that he's in. So

442
00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:33.559
yeah, and Udo kir is the
main guy, and I like Udokre.

443
00:28:33.839 --> 00:28:37.880
He's always he always plays a creepy, weird guy. I think a few

444
00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:41.240
years after this, he was in
that movie End of Days where he was

445
00:28:41.279 --> 00:28:45.079
like leading the satanical the Schwarzenegger movie. He gets punched in the face by

446
00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:49.000
what the satan He puts a hole
in his face. Udo care is just

447
00:28:49.039 --> 00:28:52.039
a great actor. He's in so
many classic horror films, Like I seen

448
00:28:52.079 --> 00:28:56.119
him in a you know, the
original Suspiria. He's great in a movie

449
00:28:56.119 --> 00:29:00.359
called Mark of the Devil. That's
a pretty good one about like it's a

450
00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:03.680
movie about witches and like the sixteen
hundreds, but it's more about like how

451
00:29:03.720 --> 00:29:07.680
the witch hunters were all assholes and
they were just they were just doing it

452
00:29:07.720 --> 00:29:10.400
to like get people's money and stuff
and whatnot. They're like, hey,

453
00:29:10.440 --> 00:29:12.119
there were the original grifters. Yes, they were like, hey, you

454
00:29:12.119 --> 00:29:15.640
should leave all your money to the
church. And the guy's like what no,

455
00:29:15.759 --> 00:29:18.640
it's like, oh, well you're
a witch. Bye. Uh.

456
00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:21.680
So the movie's about that Blade gets
a serum from a friend of his.

457
00:29:21.920 --> 00:29:23.799
We're never explained who this friend is, why the friend makes a serum,

458
00:29:23.880 --> 00:29:26.920
or how it even works. Can
we can we bring up how it works?

459
00:29:26.920 --> 00:29:29.599
Like yeah, we don't know how
it works. We just know,

460
00:29:29.680 --> 00:29:32.400
oh, it staves off the hunger
or whatever. And you're like okay,

461
00:29:32.400 --> 00:29:36.680
but yeah, but why and yes, how that's the thing. Blade none

462
00:29:36.680 --> 00:29:41.640
of the vampire's weaknesses, all of
their strengths. However, he still has

463
00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:45.920
the blood lust. He doesn't need
the blood, he just has the lust.

464
00:29:45.119 --> 00:29:48.359
He wants it. Yes, yes, yeah, because there's a couple

465
00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:51.200
of scenes where he sees the blood
and it gets them like and he even

466
00:29:51.240 --> 00:29:52.279
says the guy. He's like,
hey, it's not working as well,

467
00:29:52.319 --> 00:29:55.680
and the guy's like, yeah,
I thought that would happen. Anyway,

468
00:29:55.720 --> 00:29:57.000
here you go. Anyway, here's
your serum, and you're like, are

469
00:29:57.559 --> 00:30:02.119
you looking into new ways to make
it better? No? Good luck.

470
00:30:02.799 --> 00:30:07.240
Karen like survives and she's poking around
blades room for a bit with her arm

471
00:30:07.400 --> 00:30:08.880
not being in paint at all,
not being in painted all. Well,

472
00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:12.319
pop back in. Yeah that's how
that works. Roy. There's no inflammation

473
00:30:12.440 --> 00:30:15.599
or tearing. No, no,
not at all, not at all.

474
00:30:15.640 --> 00:30:18.279
I mean I've never had that happen, but I assume that must be in

475
00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:33.279
the serum or something. Blade lie
yes on his taxes. Wesley snipes bite

476
00:30:33.440 --> 00:30:40.319
not Blade. Hey, there's your
clip for Twitter to make it relatable.

477
00:30:40.720 --> 00:30:44.920
Wrestling guy like Terry Billia said racist
stuff, not whole coked. Not whole

478
00:30:44.920 --> 00:30:48.240
coked. No no, no no
who Ken have also did to though both

479
00:30:48.279 --> 00:30:55.680
of them not at whole. Cogan
wasn't as racist, Yes that is Yeah,

480
00:30:55.839 --> 00:31:03.640
I've seen Hogan knows best anyway.
So yeah, she's poking around his

481
00:31:03.720 --> 00:31:06.480
room and she sees his sword and
we get the setup for the sword shoots

482
00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:08.720
bleeds out of How bad ass is
that? That's cool? That's bad ass.

483
00:31:08.759 --> 00:31:12.720
That reminds me of the Judge dread
COM's how the lawgivers are all like

484
00:31:12.839 --> 00:31:15.759
ragged to blow up your hand,
blow up your hand, not like the

485
00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:18.839
Stallone movie where it just gives you
like an electric shock. No, no,

486
00:31:18.839 --> 00:31:22.240
they don't punish you there. They
just punish you by teaming up with

487
00:31:22.359 --> 00:31:26.839
Rob Schneider for an entire film.
Thank god, this movie didn't do any

488
00:31:26.880 --> 00:31:30.680
of that bullshit. You know what. You know what, that's a really

489
00:31:30.680 --> 00:31:34.599
good point. You brought that up. There wasn't a goofy sidekick. Yeah,

490
00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:37.359
you know it said. There were
moments of levity, don't get me

491
00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:41.720
wrong, but there wasn't like someone's
like, oh man, I guess you're

492
00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:45.759
having a bad day or something that. They instead gave him the stoic,

493
00:31:48.799 --> 00:31:53.440
the stoic like father figure kind of
character. Yeah. Steele tried to do

494
00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:57.160
that too. They gave him that
old guy. Yeah, yeah, remember

495
00:31:57.200 --> 00:32:00.160
Steele. Yes, of course.
I was so confused in that movie when

496
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:04.440
I saw it, because I had
like Steel comics, and I remember being

497
00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:08.400
like, where's the Superman back?
How do you make a Steel movie without

498
00:32:08.599 --> 00:32:13.480
why he actually became Steel? It
makes no sense and you need Superman in

499
00:32:13.519 --> 00:32:15.759
it? Or what's the point?
I mean? Next, you're gonna say

500
00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:20.799
they shouldn't make Venom movies without Spider
Man, like ridiculous. You should have

501
00:32:20.839 --> 00:32:24.359
made Vena movies period. I think
the Vena movies are fine and fun.

502
00:32:24.559 --> 00:32:28.920
Of course, you do Morvius.
However, I haven't seen it that bad.

503
00:32:29.200 --> 00:32:30.839
Yeah, can Blade kill him in
this too? There's the crossover,

504
00:32:30.920 --> 00:32:34.759
let's do it. Yeah, so
I like that set up with the Sword.

505
00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:37.640
That's really cool because you know it's
gonna come back later and you're like

506
00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:40.680
getting ready for it. Whistler thinks
they should keep her around because she's a

507
00:32:40.680 --> 00:32:45.640
blood doctor. It's like she can
help you with her serum. Also,

508
00:32:45.720 --> 00:32:49.680
Whistler likes to smoke cigarettes next to
gasoline as he's pumping his car full of

509
00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:53.799
gasoline and spilling the gasoline everywhere.
He's having the gasoline fight from uh from

510
00:32:53.880 --> 00:32:58.519
Zuelander. But okay, we did
look clear, So I don't know if

511
00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:01.240
there was a thing where it's like
this the Blade mobile run on water or

512
00:33:01.240 --> 00:33:05.440
something, because he's such it's ethanol, it runs its corn ethanol, it

513
00:33:05.559 --> 00:33:07.640
runs on so yeah, so it's
okay, So this is great. So,

514
00:33:08.680 --> 00:33:13.200
uh, keep her ramage to blood
doctor. First off, I think

515
00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:15.000
the Whistler wants for another reason.
Let's say he's been in there for a

516
00:33:15.200 --> 00:33:21.680
while, and also keep a ruggage
to blood doctor. Okay, I get

517
00:33:21.680 --> 00:33:25.640
that, But there's also the fact
of Blade literally is only around one other

518
00:33:25.720 --> 00:33:29.240
human for a long periods of time, and it's you. And if you

519
00:33:29.279 --> 00:33:32.319
have someone he's gonna want to kill, it feels like you're tempting him,

520
00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:35.640
right, You're like, oh,
yeah, here, this is delicious,

521
00:33:35.839 --> 00:33:38.759
delicious blood. You want any No, well it should be a thing like,

522
00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:40.759
hey, we should keep her.
I'm gonna put her in a secure

523
00:33:40.880 --> 00:33:45.119
room where you can't eat her.
They explain how he became Blade a little

524
00:33:45.200 --> 00:33:49.400
later, right, yes, okay, Ia want to skip ahead of but

525
00:33:49.480 --> 00:33:55.400
yes, he's telling her about the
uh, the war that's going on between

526
00:33:55.480 --> 00:33:59.559
like the vampires and whatnot. And
he's like, yeah, I was on

527
00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:04.279
team p War. Are we still
doing that year? Is it? No?

528
00:34:04.440 --> 00:34:08.039
Someone nineteen someone ruined the Oh I
know, And it wasn't Blade.

529
00:34:08.239 --> 00:34:13.519
It wasn't Blade. But Whistler goes
like, yeah, me Blade and a

530
00:34:13.639 --> 00:34:21.079
few others, referring to more vampire
Hunters, so setting up for Blade Trinity.

531
00:34:21.280 --> 00:34:23.800
The other Vampire Hunters think that they
were setting up for Hannibal King and

532
00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:28.480
some other characters in Too Matracula.
I don't think they meant it to turn

533
00:34:28.519 --> 00:34:31.599
into this. I don't think Patton
Oswald was in their plan for the future

534
00:34:31.639 --> 00:34:35.920
of the Blade series and the plane
was was anyone's future plans to be honest

535
00:34:35.960 --> 00:34:39.559
with, Well, he was in
Eternals. That's like his fifth character.

536
00:34:40.079 --> 00:34:43.360
What do you play this a voice
or something. He was the voice of

537
00:34:43.400 --> 00:34:45.639
the little troll guy who came out
of Harry Styles at the end, we

538
00:34:45.760 --> 00:34:51.119
get it, Patton here Nerd,
can you stop Patten? You played a

539
00:34:51.159 --> 00:34:53.360
group of like Quinn tuplets on Agents
of Shield, Like they don't need you

540
00:34:53.360 --> 00:34:57.440
anymore, bro, that's when I
that's honestly, when I tapped out of

541
00:34:57.480 --> 00:35:00.719
Agent Shild, I'm like, I'm
diving watched last few seasons either. Honestly,

542
00:35:00.760 --> 00:35:04.079
after I keep saying this, after
endgame, they stop being a priority,

543
00:35:04.199 --> 00:35:07.800
Like I'll watch them. I'll watch
them eventually, But unless it's a

544
00:35:07.880 --> 00:35:09.880
character I really like, like the
War Spider Man, I'm not going out

545
00:35:09.920 --> 00:35:12.440
on my way to watch it.
No, I mean either, I'm not

546
00:35:12.679 --> 00:35:16.159
listen again this is It's the same
thing like back in the day you could

547
00:35:16.199 --> 00:35:21.320
make a Blade where a character that
nobody knew because the market wasn't saturated,

548
00:35:21.320 --> 00:35:24.320
and you give it a chance.
But honestly, between the between the TV

549
00:35:24.400 --> 00:35:28.280
shows because now you have all the
TV shows, but between the TV shows

550
00:35:28.320 --> 00:35:31.639
and between all the movies it's like
I don't I don't care about the new

551
00:35:31.920 --> 00:35:37.719
Miss Marvel girl or whatever her name
is, or I don't have time for

552
00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:40.079
that. But I think that's one
of the down and why when you when

553
00:35:40.079 --> 00:35:44.400
you watch Blade, you kind of
forget how wow, this was fun,

554
00:35:44.880 --> 00:35:46.519
Like this was a movie about Blade, and it wasn't like half of the

555
00:35:46.719 --> 00:35:50.800
half of the movie wasn't setting up. Wasn't just a setup for your next

556
00:35:50.800 --> 00:35:52.800
four movies. It was like,
oh, not that it didn't make sequels,

557
00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:55.320
but when they made the first Plade, they weren't even expecting to new

558
00:35:55.360 --> 00:36:00.119
sequels, Like we're gonna make a
Blade movie hopefully as well, and now

559
00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:04.199
it's setting up the Avengers every movie
or the like Modern Marvel was like for

560
00:36:04.239 --> 00:36:07.880
a while, they were pretty good
at like leaving the setup at like the

561
00:36:07.079 --> 00:36:12.239
end, like at the post credits
or like sprinkled here and there, but

562
00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:15.559
like like Phase two or three,
they just got more and more blatant.

563
00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:17.800
And I did that video recently on
Doctor Stranger. I'm like, is this

564
00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:22.199
a commercial or a movie? That's
that's but a lot of them are commercial.

565
00:36:22.280 --> 00:36:24.440
They need to like go back and
like like the Yeah, they need

566
00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:28.159
to go back and like, hey, we can still set up other movies,

567
00:36:28.199 --> 00:36:30.760
but can we tell a story first? And yeah the end, there's

568
00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:36.039
nothing wrong with like going back to
this perfect example how they set up all

569
00:36:36.079 --> 00:36:38.159
the other vampire hunters. Yeah,
it wasn't a whole subplot. It was

570
00:36:38.280 --> 00:36:42.440
just a line. I'm not even
against giving me a line like oh what's

571
00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:45.079
that? What are they talking about? Instead of like force fiting like oh,

572
00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:49.960
there he is over there. There
is Nick Fury. Hi, Nick

573
00:36:50.000 --> 00:36:52.599
Fury, who at this time would
have been played by David Hasselhoff. Hi,

574
00:36:52.760 --> 00:36:58.239
David Hasselhoff Nick Fury best Nick Fury
period. I'll fight you on it.

575
00:36:59.199 --> 00:37:04.000
He fought vampire in that movie.
Yeah, oh I thought that movie

576
00:37:04.079 --> 00:37:10.159
was so bad. But yeah,
udo Kira is pissed at Deacon because he's

577
00:37:10.199 --> 00:37:15.280
trying to transcrit So the vampires are
kind of idiots and they didn't like keep

578
00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:19.840
like a history. They have all
their history backed up, but I guess

579
00:37:19.880 --> 00:37:22.880
no one studied it because he's too
busy with the raves. Yeah, he's

580
00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:28.599
like, you're trying to translate the
vampire Bible, stupid, no one can

581
00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:31.039
decipher that language. And someone goes, it's just in Spanish. I can

582
00:37:31.679 --> 00:37:36.400
you guys even trying? It's like, wait a minute, what you didn't

583
00:37:36.440 --> 00:37:39.320
like think to like translate it over
the years, you idiots. I was

584
00:37:39.320 --> 00:37:43.559
too busy brooding in my castle.
Yeah. I guess they didn't have time.

585
00:37:43.639 --> 00:37:45.119
I guess. So. So he's
using a computer program. I mean,

586
00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:49.400
how long did it take Gary Omens
tracking digger? Where's that outfit in

587
00:37:49.440 --> 00:37:52.199
the hair? Hours? By the
way, the computer thing is working because

588
00:37:52.199 --> 00:37:54.880
you see it working. Yeah,
all the care had to be like,

589
00:37:54.920 --> 00:37:58.639
oh it worked, Hey, thanks
Deacon. We can finally learn what this

590
00:37:58.719 --> 00:38:04.519
is about. And there's no one
respects Deacon Fross No, because he's not

591
00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:08.039
a pure blood. The vampires don't. So this is vampires don't respect pure

592
00:38:08.039 --> 00:38:13.559
bloods. Yeah, why do they
keep making more, you know, not

593
00:38:13.760 --> 00:38:16.559
pure blood ones? Like it's counterproductive? Right, Like, okay, you

594
00:38:16.599 --> 00:38:21.559
hate them, but that's literally your
job. That's well you do. So

595
00:38:21.639 --> 00:38:23.199
I did go on like I don't
know a blade wiki. I don't know

596
00:38:23.239 --> 00:38:29.280
how accurate it is, but apparently
like there's two ways to make a pure

597
00:38:29.320 --> 00:38:31.480
blood. I don't know how accurate
this is, but it's like the vampires

598
00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:36.639
can conceive naturally, but apparently it
doesn't always work. So the other way

599
00:38:36.679 --> 00:38:40.719
is for two turned vampires to hook
up and make a pure But that's not

600
00:38:40.760 --> 00:38:45.400
a pure blood then, no,
it's if you're born a vampire, you're

601
00:38:45.519 --> 00:38:46.960
pure blood. It doesn't matter who
your parents were, as long as you

602
00:38:46.960 --> 00:38:52.199
were born a vampire. So two
not pure bloods can make it pure blood.

603
00:38:52.239 --> 00:38:55.400
Yes, okay, two pure bloods
can mate, but apparently it just

604
00:38:55.440 --> 00:39:00.480
doesn't work well. Like, it's
very very rare, that's what I Who

605
00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:02.719
knows if that bullshit. It's probably
like they're necrotic genitals or something else.

606
00:39:02.760 --> 00:39:07.119
But you know what it's it's it's
vague enough that we can have a conversation

607
00:39:07.159 --> 00:39:09.000
and have fun figure into out point. Yeah. Yeah, it's not spelled

608
00:39:09.000 --> 00:39:12.480
out for us. It's given us
just enough. I'm like, huh,

609
00:39:12.559 --> 00:39:15.239
oh, are you telling me he
didn't have a machine in Tony Stark's apartment

610
00:39:15.280 --> 00:39:19.760
that could just create every cure all
of the sudden, for no reason.

611
00:39:19.760 --> 00:39:22.079
It does not have that. Wow, that would have been a lot easier.

612
00:39:22.079 --> 00:39:25.280
Why didn't you get that Tony Stark
machine he solved Stark fabricare. Yeah.

613
00:39:25.360 --> 00:39:28.599
Yeah, in the previous movie,
I thought it was just for making

614
00:39:28.679 --> 00:39:30.519
suits. The next movie is like
it can make anything. I'm like,

615
00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:35.639
all right, well that's so it's
literally another mcguffin machine. Yeah, okay,

616
00:39:35.719 --> 00:39:40.920
I guess. So there's vampire helpers
like Blade. For first off,

617
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:45.079
Blade almost runs over a bunch of
citizens. Yeah no, he doesn't care.

618
00:39:45.199 --> 00:39:49.599
Yeah, he lets her out and
he's like, be careful, and

619
00:39:49.599 --> 00:39:52.920
he's like, but it's daytime.
And then she sees people with tattoos on

620
00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:59.639
their back that are vampire helpers familiars. Yes, we're a scarf. Yeah.

621
00:40:00.559 --> 00:40:02.760
By the way, get the tattoo
in a place people can't see it.

622
00:40:04.440 --> 00:40:06.000
Yeah. Why are there only back
in? Then? Why are you

623
00:40:06.079 --> 00:40:08.760
advertising when they do that in the
next movie? Yeah that's true. But

624
00:40:08.840 --> 00:40:13.000
yeah. So she gets into her
apartment and then a cop shows up and

625
00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:15.039
he's like, oh, I'm just
a friendly police officer that likes to barge

626
00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:19.840
into black people's apartments. Trust me. It's like I wouldn't. I wouldn't

627
00:40:19.840 --> 00:40:22.840
trust that at all. You have
a warrant shirt, Ye, warrant?

628
00:40:22.920 --> 00:40:28.079
Where is the knock? What the
fuck is going on? But he's like

629
00:40:28.119 --> 00:40:30.840
asking if she's okay. He's like, does anyone know? Yeah? I

630
00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:32.960
was fine until the cop broke into
my house. Yeah, and then he's

631
00:40:34.000 --> 00:40:36.360
just like, Okay, well you're
dead. He's about to shoot her,

632
00:40:36.679 --> 00:40:38.840
but I like that, why set
it up? Kill her? Then?

633
00:40:39.360 --> 00:40:45.519
Yeah, but Blade shows up to
save her, but his version of saving

634
00:40:45.519 --> 00:40:49.639
her is also to destroy all her
her property. Like he's constantly throwing him

635
00:40:49.639 --> 00:40:54.760
into the table, and at one
point she goes, is that necessary?

636
00:40:57.159 --> 00:41:00.519
Is all that necessary? It's like
Man of Steel, Yes, only he's

637
00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:05.320
breaking furniture. Yeah, he's not
that entire city. He's not throwing bad

638
00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:08.519
guys into a populated gas station.
Sorry, I'm Superman. I don't kill

639
00:41:08.519 --> 00:41:14.679
people. Remember when he the six
Skryptonians were around his mother, So then

640
00:41:14.719 --> 00:41:17.000
he grabs Od and flew him away
and left his mom with the five other

641
00:41:17.760 --> 00:41:22.039
Just ridiculous. People still have my
comment section trying to defend that movie.

642
00:41:22.039 --> 00:41:25.239
And I will never defend that movie. And I like carri Gerveil. By

643
00:41:25.280 --> 00:41:29.239
the way, Yeah, I'm a
fan of his. I most of the

644
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:31.480
actors in those series were just handed
bat scirt. Yes. Yeah, anyway,

645
00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:37.719
so yeah, he used Karen as
a lore for the familiar. He

646
00:41:37.760 --> 00:41:43.519
finds out he was delivering blood Blade. He went to the Tony Montana School

647
00:41:43.599 --> 00:41:46.320
of Dealing with people. He's first
off, he's walking around with a ninja

648
00:41:46.360 --> 00:41:50.719
sword and he's just brandishing a gun. He's about to shoot a cop in

649
00:41:50.760 --> 00:41:53.119
broad daylight in front of everyone.
It's like, Blade, could you use

650
00:41:53.159 --> 00:41:57.719
a little bit more discretion? Well
do you know? The thing with Blade

651
00:41:57.719 --> 00:42:00.119
isn't when you want? And it
gets worse us as the movie's going on,

652
00:42:00.280 --> 00:42:04.280
Like you're like, unlike other heroes
where it's like, oh, this

653
00:42:04.320 --> 00:42:07.400
guy wants to save the innocent,
Blake just does what he does because he

654
00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:13.400
fucking hates vampires. Yeah, Like
it's not like your typical like, oh,

655
00:42:13.400 --> 00:42:15.239
I'm gonna go save humanity. They're
killing people. He's just like,

656
00:42:15.480 --> 00:42:21.199
I just fucking hate vampires. Yeah, he's more about killing vampires right like

657
00:42:21.239 --> 00:42:23.360
that. He it's not about like
you said, because how many people do

658
00:42:23.400 --> 00:42:27.000
he almost kill? He doesn't care
about civilians, Like he's just shooting bullets

659
00:42:27.000 --> 00:42:29.599
in the crowds. And you know
what, this is a war at vampires,

660
00:42:29.800 --> 00:42:31.559
and you're never gonna win this war
by killing what you hate. It's

661
00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:37.599
about protecting what you love. I
hate you. I wish I had a

662
00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:45.079
silver Samurai swared. Right now we
have to just sort of course one of

663
00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:52.000
them was a knockoff from Highlander.
I'm surprised. I remember that quote that

664
00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:54.719
was from Lash Jedi. Yeah,
I know, Oh, I know where

665
00:42:54.719 --> 00:43:00.840
it's from. You know what his
name was, Blade Palpatine, A Blade

666
00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:07.239
Palpatine. Just hearing the name Palpatine, it's like emperors call him emperor.

667
00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:12.760
Fuck anyway, So they're chasing the
cop later on because the cop is stupid

668
00:43:12.800 --> 00:43:15.119
and comes back for his car and
he's driving around. This is a bizarre,

669
00:43:16.159 --> 00:43:21.360
overly edited scene where the camera's cranked
and everything's moving in fast motion.

670
00:43:21.719 --> 00:43:23.920
There is one cool shot where he
drives past those a vampire just eating a

671
00:43:24.000 --> 00:43:28.239
girl, but then it will cut
to like Wesley Snipes on an obvious blue

672
00:43:28.280 --> 00:43:31.400
screen. It's a weird scene.
Well, they helped the fast cut.

673
00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:36.039
If they've cut it fast enough,
you won't notice. But again that that

674
00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:39.039
fat, that fast cut stuff is
very all the movies in that time frame.

675
00:43:39.119 --> 00:43:44.159
It was very like, you know, quick fucking gosh karate and you're

676
00:43:44.199 --> 00:43:45.519
like, all right, I thought
it was gonna be like a transition to

677
00:43:45.599 --> 00:43:49.079
another scene, but it goes on
for a while and then the cuts of

678
00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:52.039
the awkward green screen. It's just
so bizarre. But yeah, so he's,

679
00:43:52.119 --> 00:43:55.880
uh, he's stuck in the club
and he's explaining to her the vampires

680
00:43:55.960 --> 00:43:59.960
and he's like, yeah, the
doorman of this the this man. I'm

681
00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:01.760
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I
know you love this movie. But he

682
00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:07.840
refers to a strong independent sex worker
as a w word. No, mpre

683
00:44:08.719 --> 00:44:15.599
sows the doorman and the hole in
the corner. So I'm sorry, Roy's

684
00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:20.679
canceled Blade. I apologize. Well, they already did literally some of the

685
00:44:20.679 --> 00:44:22.880
prison. Yeah, and then they
gave him a TV show and they canceled

686
00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:25.840
the Yeah, they canceled this show. Yeah, we'll talk about sticky fingers

687
00:44:25.880 --> 00:44:31.559
later. Blade. Do you think
Marshall Ali is gonna be throwing out anti

688
00:44:31.679 --> 00:44:37.159
sex worker? I'm going to say
that number one. I'm a little little

689
00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:39.320
worried. I'm always worried whenever they
whenever they grab stuff, because is it

690
00:44:39.400 --> 00:44:43.960
going to be you know, it's
gonna be body positive Blade? What Blade

691
00:44:43.960 --> 00:44:45.280
are we getting? What are we
getting here? What we are we going

692
00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:47.679
to get it? You know what
I'm worried about. This is a great

693
00:44:47.719 --> 00:44:52.039
example of the difference in movies then
in today with this Blade, with this

694
00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:59.480
Blade movie, he was a badass
black vampire hunter, right, but it

695
00:44:59.519 --> 00:45:05.239
was never about alswamp black. I'm
really worried. But the new Blade is

696
00:45:05.280 --> 00:45:09.320
going to be a you know,
an anagram for for a metaphor for you

697
00:45:09.360 --> 00:45:15.039
know, a police violence or something. Frost had a plantation in the eighteen

698
00:45:15.119 --> 00:45:19.760
hundreds or something. Don't put that
out in the universe, sorry, because

699
00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:23.039
what you just said, think about
it. Does that not sound exactly like

700
00:45:23.119 --> 00:45:27.039
something that they would do? Yes, so, yeah, he shamed sex

701
00:45:27.039 --> 00:45:30.960
workers and Marshal Aley. I want
them to do this exact scene where he's

702
00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:34.639
like, the doorman's a vampire,
and so is that strong independent woman there

703
00:45:34.679 --> 00:45:37.480
who I respect with every fiber am
I being, even though I'm gonna kill

704
00:45:37.480 --> 00:45:42.639
her because she's a vampire. So
the doorman asked Blade if he has an

705
00:45:42.639 --> 00:45:46.719
invitation? Here's what I want to
know. How does every fucking vampire just

706
00:45:46.840 --> 00:45:52.400
not know who Blade is? At
this point? Just a description. You

707
00:45:52.440 --> 00:45:53.639
don't even need a picture that took
a point you'd be like, oh,

708
00:45:53.719 --> 00:45:57.039
yeah, the guy with the leather
jacket, the black of leather jacket.

709
00:45:57.079 --> 00:46:00.519
They always have swords and guns out
like all the time. Yes's Blade,

710
00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:04.440
you know the guy. You'll see
him. He's the only guy who's dressed

711
00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:09.519
unlike any other person who's around him. He kind of sticks out. Uh

712
00:46:09.639 --> 00:46:13.960
that guy. Did he have a
sword? Yes, that's blade. You

713
00:46:13.960 --> 00:46:20.039
know he's coming into here. Was
he wearing sunglasses at night? Yeah?

714
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:22.679
It's like yeah, well, bus, we all wear sunglasses at night.

715
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:23.760
It's like, yeah, but did
he have a sword while doing that?

716
00:46:23.960 --> 00:46:29.239
Like, ah, you're right,
that's how you know it's blade. Like

717
00:46:29.239 --> 00:46:31.480
like a sketch. They should have
a sketch and be like, do not

718
00:46:31.599 --> 00:46:35.679
let this person in the club.
It's blade. Run for your life.

719
00:46:35.719 --> 00:46:40.239
It's rendering him. You know,
it's funny if there was an artist rendering,

720
00:46:40.320 --> 00:46:45.800
but it's the it's the seventies blade
red green. I'm like, oh

721
00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:49.159
man, he's not wearing green pants. All guys. Apparently, according to

722
00:46:49.159 --> 00:46:52.239
this, we shouldn't let don cheatle
in here. I guess that's what it

723
00:46:52.280 --> 00:46:54.679
looks like. It looks like Don
cheatle in a red suit. Please don't

724
00:46:54.760 --> 00:47:00.199
let him in here? Thank you? Sorry, sorry. And then the

725
00:47:00.239 --> 00:47:02.440
next movie they're replace him with Terren
towards he gets revenge. So he gets

726
00:47:02.440 --> 00:47:07.760
revenge. Yeah maybe next time,
nobody, no, no, sir?

727
00:47:08.199 --> 00:47:13.880
Uh? Yeah. So the Vampire
Club has schoolgirls. Singing. Now,

728
00:47:13.960 --> 00:47:16.400
this is supposed to be problematic and
maybe imply that they're acuties fans, but

729
00:47:16.599 --> 00:47:20.320
what no, but they could be
a thousand years old. But yeah,

730
00:47:20.320 --> 00:47:22.920
that's the thing, Royce. It's
not weird because they're not actually teenage girls.

731
00:47:22.960 --> 00:47:27.039
They're a thousand year old vampires,
and therefore it's not weird to have

732
00:47:27.119 --> 00:47:30.360
fan art of them or anything.
No, no, no, there a

733
00:47:30.400 --> 00:47:34.960
thousand year old vampires and it's not
weird. Even though the actresses were probably

734
00:47:35.000 --> 00:47:42.599
sixteen. It's not weird though,
guys. No, Deacon's apartment's awesome.

735
00:47:43.360 --> 00:47:46.360
It's got like fucking blast stores to
keep the sun out. And then his

736
00:47:46.480 --> 00:47:51.400
bed is it a big metal sarcophagus
that seals so he can sleep during the

737
00:47:51.440 --> 00:47:53.360
day, And like that's fucking cool. And we see there's a lady in

738
00:47:53.480 --> 00:47:57.039
his bad but we won't get a
good look at who it is. Yeah,

739
00:47:57.079 --> 00:47:59.199
all these blastors and all this stuff, and by the throwing, they

740
00:47:59.280 --> 00:48:01.079
just go, what if we just
like cover ourselves and they could just go

741
00:48:01.119 --> 00:48:06.079
out by the foot They do it
in this one. They do the sunblock

742
00:48:06.159 --> 00:48:07.480
in this one. Oh no,
no, I'm sorry, I was referring

743
00:48:07.480 --> 00:48:10.719
to the uh the suit. Remember
the third one when they when they invaded

744
00:48:12.159 --> 00:48:16.000
the headquarters and they have like the
full body like night vision glass. That's

745
00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:20.519
the second one or second one,
second, second one confused two and three

746
00:48:20.559 --> 00:48:22.360
yea, yeah, yeah, because
they know he has like the solar powers.

747
00:48:22.599 --> 00:48:25.760
Blade two is good, but the
CGI doubles are real jarring in that.

748
00:48:25.760 --> 00:48:30.280
That was like the height of CGI
because they got cocky at that point

749
00:48:30.320 --> 00:48:32.119
instead of doing practical effects like we'll
just see you everything, even though it

750
00:48:32.119 --> 00:48:36.960
looks terrible. Yeah, that was
in the Daredevil Catwoman era of CGI.

751
00:48:37.119 --> 00:48:38.400
It's like, hey, like,
I know Spider Man does it, but

752
00:48:38.440 --> 00:48:43.360
it's a little bit more believable in
that series anyway. Also Ben Affleck being

753
00:48:43.440 --> 00:48:47.159
Daredevil, that's not believable. Oh
god, he's able to translate the text

754
00:48:47.280 --> 00:48:52.280
finally from the Evil Bible. Uh. And there's a little girl at the

755
00:48:52.280 --> 00:48:57.840
party watching Mortal Kombat because that was
also released by New Line and Warner Brothers.

756
00:48:57.920 --> 00:49:04.239
Oh speak about dated a Marvel character
released by Warner Brothers in Newline Entertainment.

757
00:49:04.599 --> 00:49:09.960
Would never wow? Right? Ever
happened these days? Yeah? Three

758
00:49:10.039 --> 00:49:15.239
of them? Actually, yes,
and possibly the TV show was related.

759
00:49:15.280 --> 00:49:19.800
I don't know. Yeah, that's
funny because like Warner Brothers eventually bought all

760
00:49:19.840 --> 00:49:22.239
of DC and whatnot, and then
Disney bought all of Marvel. They didn't

761
00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:24.599
get all the film rights back.
But yeah, that's kind of like a

762
00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:28.760
weird thing. It's like, oh, yeah, we will never see a

763
00:49:29.079 --> 00:49:34.840
Marvel released Warner Brothers movie ever again
until Disney buys Warner Brothers. Oh yeah,

764
00:49:34.920 --> 00:49:37.199
god it's coming. I hope not
just buying too much, man,

765
00:49:37.360 --> 00:49:43.400
don't too many. They literally own
everything. Yeah, yeah, but yeah

766
00:49:43.559 --> 00:49:47.199
Deacon, he ends up killing is
familiar and he has a disappointing makeout session

767
00:49:47.199 --> 00:49:53.280
with vampire he he did Tony Montana's
friends move. He went, told you,

768
00:49:53.760 --> 00:49:58.079
Razor Blade works with vampire chicks.
You guys don't like me. They're

769
00:49:58.079 --> 00:50:00.679
not I own to stressed. They're
not even making up. They're just sticking

770
00:50:00.679 --> 00:50:05.480
their tongues out and like slapping them
together. First off, I'm gonna tell

771
00:50:05.480 --> 00:50:08.760
you right now, don't kink shame. You're right, okay, don't kick

772
00:50:08.800 --> 00:50:13.719
shame. Everyone has your own thing. I almost was this problematic blade.

773
00:50:14.000 --> 00:50:16.440
You don't want to be problematic,
but more like the Marshal Alila. That's

774
00:50:16.599 --> 00:50:21.119
right, that's right. You want
to be the good Blade. The one

775
00:50:21.119 --> 00:50:25.039
that respects sex workers. Yes,
what if it's the same, it's the

776
00:50:25.079 --> 00:50:30.360
only difference, the only shot.
How about a shot for shot youMake with

777
00:50:30.440 --> 00:50:34.079
him, But the only difference is
that respect sex workers. That's it.

778
00:50:34.239 --> 00:50:37.119
Oh but you would also have to
change this scene whether he meets Pearl the

779
00:50:37.239 --> 00:50:42.760
vampire archive is so I guess it's
just being fed blood the chunkers. Yes,

780
00:50:42.920 --> 00:50:47.000
yeah, but today they wouldn't make
fun of him. Uh, they

781
00:50:47.000 --> 00:50:52.280
would just be like, that looks
like a totally healthy person and even though

782
00:50:52.320 --> 00:50:55.119
they're an evil vampire, we shouldn't
put their weight against them. And it's

783
00:50:55.159 --> 00:51:00.400
totally normal. God, I miss
old body horror stuff. Yeah, it's

784
00:51:00.400 --> 00:51:04.239
so weird because the name is Pearl
and it sounds like a woman and it

785
00:51:04.320 --> 00:51:07.239
clearly has like booth, but they
keep calling it him. Yeah, I

786
00:51:07.760 --> 00:51:12.639
excuse me, please, sir,
don't assume things that you don't. Right,

787
00:51:12.679 --> 00:51:15.920
And this was ahead of its time, okay, because it knew the

788
00:51:15.960 --> 00:51:21.880
audience would assume I kind of like
him. But he's just like, uh,

789
00:51:21.920 --> 00:51:23.519
hey, so what's this? Like? Oh what, that's nothing,

790
00:51:23.559 --> 00:51:28.639
don't worry about And they hit up
with the UV like it's like, oh

791
00:51:28.679 --> 00:51:30.400
what I meant to say? Was, which is weird. So the UV

792
00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:36.480
like it's inconsistent and it's use.
Sometimes one shot will completely burn an entire

793
00:51:36.559 --> 00:51:38.880
vampire, but then sometimes it just
burns you a little bit. Depending on

794
00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:42.559
how they need the UV. Do
they have different settings for it? I

795
00:51:42.599 --> 00:51:45.159
don't know, are they you know? You know what I'm saying that there's

796
00:51:45.159 --> 00:51:49.239
certain scenes where he's fighting, he
kills the vampire immediately, but if you

797
00:51:49.360 --> 00:51:51.559
just hold it for a little bit, it hurts. It's it's kind of

798
00:51:51.639 --> 00:51:54.039
not like you were saying with the
swords, like some vampires are stronger than

799
00:51:54.039 --> 00:51:57.760
the man. Well, I assume
they have a lot of blood in them,

800
00:51:57.920 --> 00:52:00.559
so is that like keeping them alive? Do you do you think that

801
00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:02.840
that determines their that that's a good
point. Do you think that determines how

802
00:52:04.840 --> 00:52:07.159
strong they are with how much blood
they have? How much blood? Probably

803
00:52:07.239 --> 00:52:10.880
how old they are, because I
talked about that in like Queen of the

804
00:52:10.960 --> 00:52:15.079
Damned, like the Anne Rice books
is like how old you are is like

805
00:52:15.280 --> 00:52:17.840
how strong you are? So like
in Queen of the dam the Aliyah character

806
00:52:19.320 --> 00:52:22.280
was able to like if she goes
in the sun, she gets like a

807
00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:24.480
tan so hot. Though, but
like all the other vampires under her,

808
00:52:24.519 --> 00:52:28.679
Like the older ones they get hardly
burned, and then the younger ones are

809
00:52:28.760 --> 00:52:31.480
just killed because they're all connected.
I would let I would have let that

810
00:52:31.519 --> 00:52:39.280
Aliah kill me. Just don't bring
jar Rule. Shot for shot remake of

811
00:52:39.320 --> 00:52:45.079
Plade, but with jar Rule it's
murder. He walks in and he's like

812
00:52:45.159 --> 00:52:49.800
right to their chest because he's so
short. A little baby blades here.

813
00:52:49.880 --> 00:52:52.320
But if they can't get a cameo
from Wesley Snipes, and they get a

814
00:52:52.320 --> 00:52:55.920
cameo from Sticky Fingers in the new
movie, Wesley Snipe saw so much money,

815
00:52:55.920 --> 00:53:01.119
he's probably on cameo. Did you
know he's been of Sticky Fingers.

816
00:53:01.239 --> 00:53:05.079
I don't know. Yeah, he
did the Blade show and he disappeared.

817
00:53:05.280 --> 00:53:07.199
Oh, I don't know anyway,
what happened? A method man, he

818
00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:12.079
was in the wire and he stopped
acting too, that's true. Uh so,

819
00:53:12.159 --> 00:53:15.079
Yeah, they're looking at the plans
for the Blood God to summon the

820
00:53:15.119 --> 00:53:16.639
Blood God and bring it back.
There's some ritual they have to do,

821
00:53:17.320 --> 00:53:21.800
and they're looking at the Vampire archives. They get into a fight with the

822
00:53:21.800 --> 00:53:24.199
Mortal Vampire Wikipedia. Yes, they
get into a fight with the Mortal Kombat

823
00:53:24.239 --> 00:53:27.719
Girl. The girl was watching Mortal
Kombat. She pretends to be a sad

824
00:53:27.719 --> 00:53:30.440
little girl, but she's not a
little girl. She's a thousand year old

825
00:53:30.519 --> 00:53:34.960
vampire and she's good at fighting because
she watched the Mortal Kombat movie. If

826
00:53:34.960 --> 00:53:37.760
those those of you guys who don't
know, there's people on the internet that

827
00:53:37.960 --> 00:53:42.519
like certain types of pictures, and
when they get caught out for being weird,

828
00:53:42.519 --> 00:53:44.559
they go, no, no,
it's not weird. They're a thousand

829
00:53:44.679 --> 00:53:49.000
year old when you know vampires,
it's perfectly fine. And they always instead

830
00:53:49.039 --> 00:53:51.440
of just going, you know what, I'm kind of a fucking weird I'm

831
00:53:51.440 --> 00:53:53.559
a weird guy, they always just
go like, yeah, it's not weird.

832
00:53:53.639 --> 00:53:58.320
I'm like, well, it's a
little weird. So they get into

833
00:53:58.320 --> 00:54:01.199
like a big fight. They have
blade corner. They're staking him. Quinn

834
00:54:01.320 --> 00:54:05.079
is showing off his new hand.
I like the one guy. He's like,

835
00:54:05.119 --> 00:54:08.639
I got his pig sticker and then
his hand like explodes, got his

836
00:54:09.199 --> 00:54:16.880
sticker, Like that blade? Shoot, it's only three blades. What's that

837
00:54:17.000 --> 00:54:21.960
dude? That that actor he's the
guy whose hand explodes. He's uh,

838
00:54:22.480 --> 00:54:25.719
he had a TV show for a
while too, the guy whose hand explodes.

839
00:54:27.159 --> 00:54:30.719
I'm not talking about Quinn Donald Lowe. Oh, sorry, you're right.

840
00:54:30.880 --> 00:54:32.719
Sorry, wait, but doesn't Donald
Logue had his hand cut off early.

841
00:54:32.920 --> 00:54:36.599
That's why. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I confuse what

842
00:54:36.599 --> 00:54:39.000
you're saying. He's about to get
another handg Between that, there's another guy

843
00:54:39.039 --> 00:54:42.559
who picks up a so understanding.
Understand y, Yeah, Donald Logue is

844
00:54:42.599 --> 00:54:45.280
on a ground for life. Ground
for That was a great show, by

845
00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:46.320
the way, great show. I
really liked that, even kidding, but

846
00:54:46.320 --> 00:54:49.679
I actually liked it. I don't
know, Yeah, it was an awesome

847
00:54:49.719 --> 00:54:52.360
show. Uh. And he's a
good actor. He's in a lot of

848
00:54:52.400 --> 00:54:53.199
shit. He was. He was
one of the best parts of the new

849
00:54:53.280 --> 00:54:57.320
Resident Evil movie. He's the shitty
police guy. I haven't seen that Resident

850
00:54:57.400 --> 00:55:00.559
movie. It's fine and fun.
As we say, okay, people were

851
00:55:00.599 --> 00:55:01.239
like, why do you like this
movie. I'm like, look, we

852
00:55:01.239 --> 00:55:06.039
were just basing it off of like
the standards that Resident Evil movies up set.

853
00:55:06.119 --> 00:55:07.679
Yeah, they're making it seem like
the original Resident EVAs were high art.

854
00:55:07.760 --> 00:55:12.400
Yeah, it's I'm like, when
you watch the six Resident Evil movies

855
00:55:12.440 --> 00:55:14.760
and then you watch this, you're
like, this one's fine and fun.

856
00:55:15.440 --> 00:55:16.760
If I had never seen those movies, and I went in blind to the

857
00:55:16.800 --> 00:55:19.480
Resident Evil. I'd be like,
oh, this sucks. But I'm like,

858
00:55:19.480 --> 00:55:21.920
all right, well pair to the
other ship. And a lot of

859
00:55:21.920 --> 00:55:23.639
people go, oh, you don't
respect a strong independent woman. I'll have

860
00:55:23.679 --> 00:55:27.719
you know Mila loo Jovia, which
is flat chested, and she was still

861
00:55:27.719 --> 00:55:30.880
great in that movie. No,
she wasn't in the sixth one because she

862
00:55:30.920 --> 00:55:32.159
had a kid right before shooting.
No, I meant the first one.

863
00:55:32.159 --> 00:55:35.599
I mean the originally. Yeah,
no, we joked about that because in

864
00:55:35.679 --> 00:55:38.320
Resident Evil, so Resident Evil five
and six they're a day apart, but

865
00:55:38.519 --> 00:55:42.440
she had it there. She had
like a kid in between, so like,

866
00:55:42.519 --> 00:55:45.199
oh, I guess in one day
her cup size went up like two

867
00:55:45.239 --> 00:55:49.400
sizes. Maybe that's part of the
the T virus. That's right, she

868
00:55:49.440 --> 00:55:53.719
was injected with the That's that's what
it does. I like Neil Jovich.

869
00:55:53.800 --> 00:55:58.719
Go back and watch our Fifth Element
review. It's a great movie movie.

870
00:55:59.679 --> 00:56:02.159
So yeah, Whistler comes and saves
them. He like blows a hole into

871
00:56:02.199 --> 00:56:06.719
the vampire volt. I just wish
he'd whistle more. He doesn't whistle a

872
00:56:06.719 --> 00:56:09.840
lot. He Damn Whistler, you
know what, I'm surprising didn't do like

873
00:56:09.840 --> 00:56:13.760
a van Helsing or something like that, something stupid like that, like I'm

874
00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:15.800
Jim van Helsing and we're like,
nah, you're just some new guy Whistler,

875
00:56:16.920 --> 00:56:21.599
Bob van Helsing. I think the
tune it was voiced by David Warner,

876
00:56:21.679 --> 00:56:24.480
the British guy. Really yeah,
okay, yeah, so he uh

877
00:56:24.599 --> 00:56:28.519
he saves them by blowing a hole
in the thing they get into like a

878
00:56:28.519 --> 00:56:34.079
big, big fight. Whistler escapes. They're in the subway. Blade beats

879
00:56:34.079 --> 00:56:37.880
Spider Man I think ten years before
Spider Man three by shoving a bad guy's

880
00:56:37.880 --> 00:56:40.079
face into a train. Nice because
he does that to a log and then

881
00:56:40.079 --> 00:56:45.880
in Spider Man three he doesn't the
same man. Yeah, so they eventually

882
00:56:45.880 --> 00:56:49.880
get away. Uh, Whistler he
like loses another or no, Quinn loses

883
00:56:49.880 --> 00:56:52.159
another arm. He's like, fucking, I'm out of here. He runs.

884
00:56:52.199 --> 00:56:55.000
That was so funny, man,
The ongoing like with him losing was

885
00:56:55.039 --> 00:56:59.280
so funny. Yeah. I mean
like growing them back, yeah yeah,

886
00:56:59.360 --> 00:57:01.800
skin coming back slowly. I do
find that funny that in the Blade universe,

887
00:57:01.920 --> 00:57:06.199
you vampires can grow their limbs back
like lizards. Yeah, because they

888
00:57:06.199 --> 00:57:09.000
don't do that in every in every
vampire, not everyone. Yeah, yeah,

889
00:57:09.000 --> 00:57:13.159
then this is where Whistler gives the
backstory where like Blade's mom was in

890
00:57:13.280 --> 00:57:16.440
while she was pregnant, and then
like in childbirth, she died while he

891
00:57:16.559 --> 00:57:21.159
was taken away. Why would that
make you av It still doesn't make any

892
00:57:21.159 --> 00:57:24.320
sense. Why would that be the
reason that he has to Like, I

893
00:57:24.320 --> 00:57:28.639
mean, I get that that happened, but I guess because it was turning

894
00:57:28.679 --> 00:57:32.320
her and the blood went into him. Okay, but it had its fine,

895
00:57:32.320 --> 00:57:36.559
but either you're a vampire or not. It's just just we're like,

896
00:57:36.639 --> 00:57:37.840
oh, yeah, you're you get
all the good stuff, but none of

897
00:57:37.840 --> 00:57:43.280
the bad stuff because mom died.
I'm like, all right, I don't

898
00:57:43.320 --> 00:57:46.800
know. He's a day walker,
leave alone. He sure is. There's

899
00:57:46.800 --> 00:57:50.119
a lot of us fighting at night
though for a day walker. Yes,

900
00:57:50.199 --> 00:57:52.280
well that's when they're out at night. Yeah, realistically he shouldn't it be

901
00:57:52.320 --> 00:57:55.159
easier in the day they're sleeping,
Go kill them. That's what they do

902
00:57:55.239 --> 00:58:00.039
in I know, the Will Smith
movie, but I'm talking about just the

903
00:58:00.079 --> 00:58:01.679
story in general. I am imagine, Yeah, he goes around during the

904
00:58:01.760 --> 00:58:04.920
day. I didn't really hate that
movie as much other people did. I

905
00:58:04.960 --> 00:58:07.960
know it wasn't like the book,
but the original ending was better, yes,

906
00:58:07.000 --> 00:58:09.639
because it was like kind of like
close up to the book. It's

907
00:58:09.639 --> 00:58:14.039
still that movie still had issues.
Yeah. Yeah. So Karen learns about

908
00:58:14.039 --> 00:58:17.400
his bloodlust and and knows that his
seren isn't working, so she's coming up

909
00:58:17.400 --> 00:58:22.679
with a plan to fix it.
Meanwhile, Deacon puts on sunblock with his

910
00:58:22.800 --> 00:58:29.239
vampire friends and he pulls Udo Kir
out to the beach and he's like,

911
00:58:29.239 --> 00:58:31.079
oh, you ever appreciate a good
sunset. He's like, oh, but

912
00:58:31.119 --> 00:58:35.840
you're a pure blood. You've never
seen a sunset. And basically he's like,

913
00:58:35.880 --> 00:58:37.440
Hey, I'm getting rid of the
old guard. I'm bringing La Magra

914
00:58:37.599 --> 00:58:43.400
back the blood god. So yeah, I like they put the sun lotion

915
00:58:43.519 --> 00:58:45.079
on when the sun comes out,
they put the motorcycle helmets on. So

916
00:58:45.119 --> 00:58:49.039
I guess in theory vampires can walk
around in the day. Yeah, they

917
00:58:49.079 --> 00:58:51.519
just have to be very careful.
And you just can't yell the Magra because

918
00:58:51.599 --> 00:58:58.079
then all the Mexican vampires run away
because they think it's something else. By

919
00:58:58.079 --> 00:59:00.320
the way, you don't need to
cut that. I'm allowed to say that

920
00:59:00.320 --> 00:59:02.960
I'm Hispanic. Yes, I'm Latin
X. Yeah, he's a LATINX man.

921
00:59:04.079 --> 00:59:06.920
Thank you. I really want to
make an X men common laxt one

922
00:59:06.920 --> 00:59:07.920
will be great. I'd watch it. Or she's like, I'm a Latin

923
00:59:08.000 --> 00:59:09.599
X man. It's like cool,
what's your power? He's like, no,

924
00:59:09.480 --> 00:59:12.360
no, no, no, I'm
not with the X Men. I'm

925
00:59:12.360 --> 00:59:17.079
a Latin X man. What's your
power? Oppression? But anyway, mostly

926
00:59:19.159 --> 00:59:21.199
I said that in an episode.
I'm like because I was like as an

927
00:59:21.199 --> 00:59:23.039
Italian X man and my friend didn't
get he's like an X man. I'm

928
00:59:23.039 --> 00:59:30.440
like, no, no, not
like that Udo Cure's body melting effect.

929
00:59:30.960 --> 00:59:35.199
Yeah, and some of it's cool, but like they they thought it was

930
00:59:35.199 --> 00:59:37.840
cooler than it was. So the
lingering on it, it's like I could

931
00:59:37.840 --> 00:59:42.519
tell your blue screen and not color
corrected. There were transhent Indiana Jones thing

932
00:59:42.679 --> 00:59:45.639
arc opening melt things, what they
were doing there. Yeah, yeah,

933
00:59:45.360 --> 00:59:47.400
I mean I still think it looks
cool. It's just not Yeah, I

934
00:59:47.480 --> 00:59:52.920
mean I don't I I forgive that
stuff, like like now of that,

935
00:59:53.480 --> 00:59:55.760
like what are you doing? Well
now it'd be like, hey, you

936
00:59:55.760 --> 00:59:59.159
know what, that's quaint. I
actually missed that. But back then it

937
00:59:59.199 --> 01:00:00.480
was like you need to make his
body molt. That's gonna cost three million

938
01:00:00.519 --> 01:00:02.840
dollars to the budget, Like now
you're like, I'll just do it in

939
01:00:02.920 --> 01:00:08.199
my office in ten minutes. So
Karen, while trying to make a seerum,

940
01:00:08.239 --> 01:00:15.119
she makes a exploding vampire juice that
you can put into blood of a

941
01:00:15.199 --> 01:00:16.880
vampire and it coagulates it and makes
him explode. Man, that's going to

942
01:00:16.960 --> 01:00:21.079
pay off later on, don't you
think? I think that might pay off

943
01:00:21.159 --> 01:00:24.679
later on and then pay off differently
the way it was intended. Because they

944
01:00:24.719 --> 01:00:29.000
reshot the ending. I can't wait
to tell you the end there. I

945
01:00:29.000 --> 01:00:32.320
can't believe it. I do not
know. So Karen is sad, well,

946
01:00:32.360 --> 01:00:37.119
Blade is sad because Whistler has and
then Karen's sad because she actually is

947
01:00:37.360 --> 01:00:40.480
turning into a vampire. It happened
slowly, they didn't catch it in time,

948
01:00:42.000 --> 01:00:44.800
but she is starting to turn.
So now she's like real serious about

949
01:00:44.840 --> 01:00:50.079
finding a cure. Meanwhile, Blade
is going to get his current serum while

950
01:00:50.119 --> 01:00:54.159
it still works. And on the
way he sees what you're called deacon in

951
01:00:54.239 --> 01:01:00.840
the sunlight with a little girl.
And how strong is that sunblock? Well

952
01:01:00.360 --> 01:01:04.199
I always thought when that sunblock scene, it's like you could defeat him with

953
01:01:04.199 --> 01:01:09.320
a super soaker. Yeah, just
I feel like if you're gonna have something

954
01:01:09.320 --> 01:01:13.400
where you can make the sun block
for vampires being out, then okay,

955
01:01:13.440 --> 01:01:15.320
then what's the point? Like,
yeah, then then that takes to think

956
01:01:15.559 --> 01:01:20.039
one of the one of the major
key things from Vampires Away, and why

957
01:01:20.119 --> 01:01:24.000
isn't every single vampire doing it right
like people are doing They go to the

958
01:01:24.000 --> 01:01:27.840
beach and eat people with your sunblock
on? Who's gonna stop you? Yeah?

959
01:01:27.880 --> 01:01:30.159
I feel like this might. I
feel like this might have been added

960
01:01:30.239 --> 01:01:32.239
later because they show in the previous
scene like how much work they have to

961
01:01:32.280 --> 01:01:37.440
do put the sunblock on, then
the black clothes yeh, then the helmet,

962
01:01:37.039 --> 01:01:40.360
and it's he's in the daylight.
It's not like it's an overcast day.

963
01:01:40.280 --> 01:01:44.119
And come up with that excuse.
I think maybe they had a scene

964
01:01:44.119 --> 01:01:46.599
where he went visited his friend again
and I guess that wasn't exciting. I

965
01:01:46.639 --> 01:01:50.840
guess they wanted him to meet Deacon
Frost a little earlier. Right, So

966
01:01:50.880 --> 01:01:52.360
this feels like it was added,
but it doesn't really jive with the rest

967
01:01:52.400 --> 01:01:55.079
that we saw. But yeah,
he's basically like, come on, day

968
01:01:55.079 --> 01:02:00.400
Walker, join us. He's doing
that scene. Yeah, you're typical,

969
01:02:00.440 --> 01:02:01.599
like, oh, together, we
can blah blah, blh. Yeah,

970
01:02:01.639 --> 01:02:07.559
it's your typical because he needs Blade's
blood to make Lamaghari needs the blood of

971
01:02:07.599 --> 01:02:10.320
a day Walker to like wake him
up. So I like that Blade realizes

972
01:02:12.719 --> 01:02:15.440
a second he needs the blood of
it, just something else. I don't

973
01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:16.480
mean to fill the plot holes.
But so he needed the blood of a

974
01:02:16.559 --> 01:02:20.519
day walker, yeah, to make
compact. But as we all know,

975
01:02:21.599 --> 01:02:23.840
the Blade becoming a day Walker was
a complete fluke, like with his mom

976
01:02:23.880 --> 01:02:28.719
and all that. So they happened
in the past, right right, right,

977
01:02:28.760 --> 01:02:30.400
So, but it's a very specific
thing you need. Yeah, you

978
01:02:30.400 --> 01:02:32.639
know, it's a good thing.
There's only one guy that hasn't. Yeah,

979
01:02:32.719 --> 01:02:37.960
it's a long term plan. Yeah, it's very intricing. You gotta

980
01:02:37.000 --> 01:02:42.920
wait until the guy's old enough to
fit in the goddamn exactly. Hopefully they

981
01:02:42.920 --> 01:02:45.800
don't let themselves go like Pearl Dater. Else you have to build figures.

982
01:02:45.199 --> 01:02:47.519
It's been a thousand years, Do
we have a new day Walker? Not

983
01:02:47.639 --> 01:02:50.880
yet? All right, I'll wake
me up in a thousand more. I'll

984
01:02:50.920 --> 01:02:53.159
come back. I forgot that at
the end of the scene. First of

985
01:02:53.159 --> 01:02:57.320
all, they do like the matrix
bullets. Yeah, I forgot. The

986
01:02:57.320 --> 01:03:00.239
Deacon just picks up that little hot
dog and throws her into the hot talk

987
01:03:00.360 --> 01:03:05.000
guy. Yeah, but she like, HiT's the I was inspect her face

988
01:03:05.079 --> 01:03:07.719
be like boiled and melting. And
then she lands in front of a bus

989
01:03:07.920 --> 01:03:10.079
and like Blade's got to save her
from the bus. But at that point,

990
01:03:10.119 --> 01:03:13.800
she already got thrown through a hot
tal. She's dead already. Guys.

991
01:03:13.880 --> 01:03:15.239
Yeah, I don't think they're gonna
bring this up. I don't think

992
01:03:15.239 --> 01:03:19.920
they're gonna do this part in the
new one. But Deacon is upset that

993
01:03:19.960 --> 01:03:23.599
Blade considers himself more of a human
instead of a vampire. And he's straight

994
01:03:23.719 --> 01:03:27.960
up I almost shit myself when I
heard this. He straight up calls him

995
01:03:28.000 --> 01:03:30.559
Uncle Tom. Come on, spam
me the Uncle Tom routine, Okay,

996
01:03:31.079 --> 01:03:36.760
And I'm like, Marvel is not
that's ry. That's when bad guys were

997
01:03:36.760 --> 01:03:39.400
allowed to say bad things. Yeah, And I'm like, I don't think

998
01:03:39.400 --> 01:03:43.320
that's gonna come up with the Marshalls. And it wasn't another it wasn't like

999
01:03:43.360 --> 01:03:49.400
another black vampire saying it. No, that's yeah. Wow, that's a

1000
01:03:49.440 --> 01:03:51.719
real good Yeah, I don't think
that's gonna be that. I'm starting to

1001
01:03:51.719 --> 01:03:54.760
think Deacon Frost not a good guy. You think so? Yeah, you

1002
01:03:54.880 --> 01:04:00.360
picked that up. I think he
might be the bad guy really. Oh

1003
01:04:00.519 --> 01:04:03.800
yeah, So Karen uses a gene
therapy on herself, but the blade Layer

1004
01:04:03.840 --> 01:04:08.400
gets attacked. I don't know what
to call that place called the eye,

1005
01:04:09.239 --> 01:04:14.840
uh, Whistler's Whistler's man cave.
This scene is sad when Blade comes and

1006
01:04:14.880 --> 01:04:18.000
he realizes that something happened, and
then he sees he knows Whistler's under the

1007
01:04:18.000 --> 01:04:20.440
sheet, but he can't look yet, and he just goes like this,

1008
01:04:21.599 --> 01:04:25.079
and the Whistler comes back to life
and he's like, they took her.

1009
01:04:25.519 --> 01:04:29.039
You gotta stop him or he basically
tells him not to go. Yeah,

1010
01:04:29.079 --> 01:04:31.079
he's like, they need your blood, fuck it, just leaver alone.

1011
01:04:31.360 --> 01:04:33.800
Yeah, but he can't do that, but he gives him his gun so

1012
01:04:33.840 --> 01:04:40.239
he can kill himself. And it's
very very sad. And then you find

1013
01:04:40.280 --> 01:04:45.000
out that vampires took him and put
him in a big blood vault so he

1014
01:04:45.039 --> 01:04:46.519
could come back in the second movie. Yeah. Yeah, it makes that

1015
01:04:46.559 --> 01:04:51.119
really emotional scene worthless because then you're
like, oh, so he's just alive,

1016
01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:54.920
He's just he's fine, but he
like comes back as a vamp,

1017
01:04:55.039 --> 01:04:58.039
a vampire. Well, there was
something weird because he has a vampire,

1018
01:04:58.079 --> 01:05:00.480
but there was something I'm trying to
remember that because it's been a while to

1019
01:05:00.519 --> 01:05:02.840
watch second with there's something weird about
how why that he was a different kind

1020
01:05:02.840 --> 01:05:08.119
of and not like a Blade vampire
but no different So spoiler the seerum ends

1021
01:05:08.199 --> 01:05:10.719
up working in this so I think
he gives him the serum in the second

1022
01:05:10.760 --> 01:05:14.239
movie. But like, why did
they turn him into a vampire after he

1023
01:05:14.239 --> 01:05:17.079
shot himself or was he already turning
and he didn't know and then he shot

1024
01:05:17.159 --> 01:05:20.760
himself and then turned. Why do
they put him in a big blood bowl?

1025
01:05:23.079 --> 01:05:26.320
I think they just wanted Chris Christopherson. They wanted like a blood Lazarus

1026
01:05:26.320 --> 01:05:30.000
pit for vampires. I guess stupid. Yeah, so that is an emotional

1027
01:05:30.039 --> 01:05:31.639
scene that kind of gets throwing the
next one, but yeah, what's the

1028
01:05:31.679 --> 01:05:34.280
face? He leaves a tape He's
like, hey, Blade, it's me.

1029
01:05:35.239 --> 01:05:40.239
You should come over hang out.
So Blade goes to save Karen and

1030
01:05:40.400 --> 01:05:43.639
uh, he's all like he's just
one guy on foot, take him out,

1031
01:05:43.760 --> 01:05:46.280
and like I love that part where
it's his face. Quinn is like,

1032
01:05:46.320 --> 01:05:48.880
you don't understand. He's like really
good with the sword and stuff,

1033
01:05:48.880 --> 01:05:51.960
and Decon's like oh yeah the sword
blah blah blah fuck you. Yeah,

1034
01:05:53.000 --> 01:05:56.480
but then Blade shows up with the
motorcycle and he's just taking all these fucking

1035
01:05:56.480 --> 01:05:59.079
guys out. To be fair,
I agree with Deacon though, it's like

1036
01:05:59.320 --> 01:06:04.480
you should have been able to shoot
the guy, like he doesn't have like

1037
01:06:04.480 --> 01:06:06.800
like another movie, like you know, another movie, but he does have

1038
01:06:06.920 --> 01:06:10.800
armor on. No, he does, but he doesn't have that like weird

1039
01:06:10.880 --> 01:06:13.599
super speed that some vampire movies make
them have, you know what I mean,

1040
01:06:13.639 --> 01:06:15.559
where he is super quiet. There's
that scene where he jumps down behind

1041
01:06:15.599 --> 01:06:18.159
her and he makes no sense.
He is very quiet until he goes mother.

1042
01:06:20.679 --> 01:06:25.039
Now he uses the serum in the
scene and he kills two vampires one

1043
01:06:25.039 --> 01:06:28.440
gets stabbed in these that did pay
off from earlier, yes, but like

1044
01:06:28.519 --> 01:06:30.519
it's weird. So like the whole
thing going forward is the vampires don't know

1045
01:06:30.599 --> 01:06:33.800
about it and they keep preferring to
has the serum, but they weren't,

1046
01:06:33.880 --> 01:06:38.679
Like, oh hey did Jim and
Steve die? Well that's weird, Like

1047
01:06:38.800 --> 01:06:42.280
I get we turned into dust,
but why is there two pools of blood?

1048
01:06:43.199 --> 01:06:45.840
How do they turn into two pools
of blood? You're right, the

1049
01:06:45.920 --> 01:06:47.960
vampires are stupid, Yeah, It's
like, it's amazing to me they've been

1050
01:06:48.000 --> 01:06:51.159
around this long with how dumb they
are. You know, usually when we

1051
01:06:51.239 --> 01:06:54.599
die, we turn to dust.
What's this pool of bloodshed? Yeah?

1052
01:06:54.719 --> 01:06:58.039
Did bleed you something new that we're
not aware of? Oh well, let

1053
01:06:58.039 --> 01:07:00.719
me take this serum bit. Yeah, let's take them. Let's take him

1054
01:07:00.719 --> 01:07:04.280
to the Big Temple. Let's go. Yeah. I thought that was pretty

1055
01:07:04.280 --> 01:07:10.000
funny. So they take him to
the Big Temple. Oh no, No,

1056
01:07:10.079 --> 01:07:14.159
Before that, he goes into Deacon's
apartment and he meets his mom,

1057
01:07:14.719 --> 01:07:18.119
Santah Leathan. Oh that's right,
and she's yep from Alien versus Predator Santa

1058
01:07:18.239 --> 01:07:24.519
Lathan. Uh. She's like,
oh my god, Eric Eric because I

1059
01:07:24.559 --> 01:07:29.599
think Blade's real name is Eric.
It's Eric Blade, it's her Eric Blade

1060
01:07:29.840 --> 01:07:33.159
Brook. It's like the rock.
We find out Frost is the one that

1061
01:07:33.239 --> 01:07:39.679
turned her because he's he's the one
who made Blade and his mom's a kind

1062
01:07:39.719 --> 01:07:42.760
of a bitch. Yeah, this
seems a little. This seems a little

1063
01:07:42.840 --> 01:07:45.360
Timber and Batman, It's like,
I don't think it was important the Joker

1064
01:07:45.480 --> 01:07:47.599
killed Batman's parents. I don't think
that was needed. I don't I don't

1065
01:07:47.599 --> 01:07:51.039
think that this scene at all with
his mom. His mom is it's it's

1066
01:07:51.079 --> 01:07:55.400
real, no importance of it,
because it's not like he developed a relationship

1067
01:07:55.400 --> 01:07:57.280
with her, Like she died when
he was born, so it's not like

1068
01:07:57.320 --> 01:08:00.679
somebody like it's not like if if
you know, you find out that Whistler

1069
01:08:00.880 --> 01:08:03.079
is the one that helped turn his
mom like okay, that would have been

1070
01:08:03.079 --> 01:08:05.800
like, oh shit, really that's
his friend. But then his mom's like,

1071
01:08:05.840 --> 01:08:09.320
oh no, I love him and
you're your dick and come join us.

1072
01:08:09.320 --> 01:08:12.719
And I'm like, yeah, wait
what Yeah, maybe the person who

1073
01:08:12.800 --> 01:08:15.119
wrote this had mommy issues. I
don't know. David Gordon, David forgive

1074
01:08:15.159 --> 01:08:19.800
your mother, David, forgive your
mother. Okay, maybe he'll find out

1075
01:08:19.800 --> 01:08:24.680
that his mom's name is al also
Martha, and they they're like fond over

1076
01:08:24.720 --> 01:08:31.319
it, Martha, God damn it. Yeah. So the Blood God Temple

1077
01:08:31.399 --> 01:08:35.640
is awesome, looking very nice,
very like it's like a nice big scent.

1078
01:08:35.680 --> 01:08:40.399
But I also think it's also part
miniature and whatnot. It looks really

1079
01:08:40.399 --> 01:08:44.039
really nice and yeah, I love
by the way, I guess this weird

1080
01:08:44.039 --> 01:08:47.399
Egyptian temple that he just happened to, he just happened to be next to

1081
01:08:47.439 --> 01:08:50.039
the city that they're in. Well
that worked out perfectly. That worked out

1082
01:08:50.039 --> 01:08:55.479
pretty burfan maybe, like every major
city has a blood temple next to it

1083
01:08:55.520 --> 01:08:59.279
for vampire maybe. But he says, he's like these dumb fucks for good,

1084
01:08:59.359 --> 01:09:01.119
it exists. It's like, goddamn, the vampires really do suck.

1085
01:09:01.119 --> 01:09:04.520
Why don't they? Right, they
write this down so like translated, it

1086
01:09:04.600 --> 01:09:08.680
sucks if you're gonna live for like
a thousand years but also have Alzheimer's the

1087
01:09:08.800 --> 01:09:11.119
entire and I'm like, what's the
point, Like, you're right, there's

1088
01:09:11.159 --> 01:09:14.319
a lot of stuff you're like,
oh, so you guys. The whole

1089
01:09:14.319 --> 01:09:16.399
point of like vampires that makes them
so cool that Gary omanvam is a great

1090
01:09:16.399 --> 01:09:19.600
examples like, well, they've been
around so long that they've learned a lot.

1091
01:09:20.039 --> 01:09:23.760
They're supposed to be intelligent. Yeah, they're supposed to be like,

1092
01:09:23.760 --> 01:09:28.039
oh I'm wiser than you, but
these ones are just like doing vampire coke

1093
01:09:28.119 --> 01:09:30.319
at a techno party and I'm like, alright, what is this? Well

1094
01:09:30.359 --> 01:09:32.039
that's also the thing, like ann
Rice vampires. The reason they take on

1095
01:09:32.119 --> 01:09:36.279
younger ones because they like, since
they're not really participating in society, they

1096
01:09:36.279 --> 01:09:40.199
need younger people to like teach them
what's going on? So what are people

1097
01:09:40.239 --> 01:09:46.159
into this year? Movies? Okayse
rock videos, Now vampires just go here,

1098
01:09:46.239 --> 01:09:49.600
this is YouTube. Figure it out. And the vampires shoun out to

1099
01:09:49.640 --> 01:09:54.439
be really racist, and then they
start doxing each other. Oh god,

1100
01:09:54.520 --> 01:10:02.199
the new Blade's gonna be terrible,
Tony, I don't think Blade's like no,

1101
01:10:04.359 --> 01:10:06.319
And then after he does that,
it's a new one, but it'll

1102
01:10:06.359 --> 01:10:15.039
be like pres ephon the chap with
that motherfucker. Yeah, you know what,

1103
01:10:15.199 --> 01:10:20.199
I would not ironically love the chat. I might. I might see

1104
01:10:23.000 --> 01:10:26.800
if I write a script, I
pres in the chat for that mother,

1105
01:10:27.159 --> 01:10:32.880
And you gotta look at the camera
he does it. You know. I

1106
01:10:32.920 --> 01:10:35.840
hope when this premierees, your entire
audience is typing from the chat. Right.

1107
01:10:39.680 --> 01:10:43.760
So, uh, they throw Karen
into a pit with their ex boyfriend

1108
01:10:43.840 --> 01:10:45.399
and not get anything else just because
her name's a Karen, Like, I'm

1109
01:10:45.399 --> 01:10:47.720
done with her throwing the pit.
But they were like, yeah, so

1110
01:10:47.760 --> 01:10:50.079
you know, we bet your boyfriend. We thought we were he was gonna

1111
01:10:50.079 --> 01:10:54.199
turn, but he didn't quite turn. So I guess there's like a thing

1112
01:10:54.279 --> 01:10:59.239
that happens with vampires where they don't
fully become a vampire and they become more

1113
01:10:59.279 --> 01:11:01.920
of like a walking dead zombie.
Yeah, yes, scrat They're like the

1114
01:11:01.920 --> 01:11:05.560
opposite of the day Walker where they
got all like all the bad shit.

1115
01:11:06.079 --> 01:11:11.000
Yeah yeah. So it's like he's
like, yeah, they eat like women,

1116
01:11:11.159 --> 01:11:14.079
kids, animals, and he's like
the even you know, the vampires.

1117
01:11:14.439 --> 01:11:16.239
So they toss her down there,
and for some reason I remember there

1118
01:11:16.239 --> 01:11:18.199
being more down there, and then
when I rewatched them like, oh,

1119
01:11:18.319 --> 01:11:21.199
it's just the one. Yeah,
there's not one. I thinking of Yeah,

1120
01:11:21.279 --> 01:11:27.600
I don't know, but he looks
he looks like a Robin Williams character,

1121
01:11:27.680 --> 01:11:35.439
and he sounds like Robin Williams doing
a cartoony voice. God Patch Adams,

1122
01:11:35.439 --> 01:11:40.680
because he's like, for some reason, I'm like, I'm getting Robin

1123
01:11:40.680 --> 01:11:45.600
Williams vibe from it seems like like, you know, Missus Dalfirey's doing different

1124
01:11:45.680 --> 01:11:48.239
voices the whole time. It felt
like that might have been one of those

1125
01:11:48.279 --> 01:11:51.279
scenes. Well, first off,
I don't watch Missus daff because it's offensive

1126
01:11:51.319 --> 01:11:54.760
now, but it is. It
is. I never watched it either.

1127
01:11:55.279 --> 01:11:58.119
I didn't even like when it first
ran because it was so offensive. Yeah.

1128
01:11:58.159 --> 01:12:00.199
I was in the theater as a
four year old, going now,

1129
01:12:00.760 --> 01:12:03.760
no, turn it off. They
actually played it at my gym a few

1130
01:12:03.760 --> 01:12:06.119
months back because I have like a
theater in my gym, look like a

1131
01:12:06.199 --> 01:12:11.960
lefticals. I'm just like, was
pretty funny. The're probably not gonna replay

1132
01:12:11.960 --> 01:12:15.439
it. I'm surprised that gym is
playing it, to be honest. Then

1133
01:12:15.439 --> 01:12:16.800
again, a lot of the people
who complain about that shit are probably not

1134
01:12:16.840 --> 01:12:19.920
at the gym my gym was playing
the other day. My gym was playing

1135
01:12:19.960 --> 01:12:24.920
League of Extraordinary Gentleman. I swear
to you. Oh good, I swear,

1136
01:12:25.000 --> 01:12:28.479
And I was like, why this
movie? Yeah, but she like

1137
01:12:28.520 --> 01:12:30.600
beats him up and she gets like
a bone to crawl out. Wait,

1138
01:12:30.720 --> 01:12:36.000
so they just found that temple.
How long has that guy been down once?

1139
01:12:36.039 --> 01:12:40.039
He been eating animals Magas and Ratchet. I guess they had him somewhere

1140
01:12:40.039 --> 01:12:43.880
else and they were just holding on
to him. This feels like another added

1141
01:12:43.960 --> 01:12:46.199
scene, like, yeah, something
for her to do, and they go,

1142
01:12:46.359 --> 01:12:49.399
let's bring that guy back and give
her a little bit of an action

1143
01:12:49.560 --> 01:12:55.199
scene because it's it feels very disconnected. Yeah, it doesn't make sense.

1144
01:12:55.239 --> 01:12:57.680
And you know, if if only
she had all those weapons, that blade

1145
01:12:57.680 --> 01:13:00.239
had to probably help her out down
there. Yeah, like that cool sortsche

1146
01:13:00.359 --> 01:13:05.439
found earlier. Yes, yes,
oh but yeah, they put Blade in

1147
01:13:05.520 --> 01:13:13.239
the sarcophagus and they begin draining him
of all his blood. Oh, someone's

1148
01:13:13.319 --> 01:13:16.399
vacuuming up there. Oh sorry,
sorry the video store. I have them

1149
01:13:16.479 --> 01:13:19.800
vacuum the roof of the video I
thought Blade was fighting upstairs. You know

1150
01:13:19.840 --> 01:13:24.800
what, that's cooler. Yes,
I have my local vampire hunter fighting vampires

1151
01:13:24.880 --> 01:13:30.159
upstairs. Just don't to pay no
attention to the vacuum like sounds coming from

1152
01:13:30.239 --> 01:13:31.880
above. It'd be cool if in
the New Blade. I already thought about

1153
01:13:31.880 --> 01:13:35.800
this in the New Blade, Like, so he kills somebody and then he

1154
01:13:35.840 --> 01:13:41.359
goes take that colonizer and then he
looks at the camera and everyone claps.

1155
01:13:41.439 --> 01:13:44.520
All the vampires clap and they don't
even fight. They go, you know

1156
01:13:44.560 --> 01:13:46.520
what, you made us change our
way, thanks Blade. Oh my god,

1157
01:13:46.600 --> 01:13:50.119
No, they are gonna do that. No, because remember Captain Marvel,

1158
01:13:50.119 --> 01:13:55.600
they didn't let the scrolls be bad. Guys, you're roight. They're

1159
01:13:55.600 --> 01:14:00.039
gonna there's gonna be a group of
good vampires. Yes, yeah, ah,

1160
01:14:00.600 --> 01:14:03.600
we work with humans. We want
to live with humans because we think

1161
01:14:03.640 --> 01:14:06.680
they're cool. You're killing two,
which is I am legend, Like you're

1162
01:14:06.720 --> 01:14:13.119
killing too many of the good vampires, not the Yeah, ironically, making

1163
01:14:13.159 --> 01:14:15.600
the Scrolls good guys was good for
that movie because they were the only entertaining

1164
01:14:15.640 --> 01:14:18.199
thing in that film. Yeah,
but then how do you pull off a

1165
01:14:18.239 --> 01:14:21.319
secret invasion storyline? Now? If
the scrolls are good, I, I

1166
01:14:21.399 --> 01:14:26.279
guess they're the Kree. I don't
know, they already did the creed.

1167
01:14:26.359 --> 01:14:32.239
Ah fucking who cares anyway, So
Deacon he has the blood come down and

1168
01:14:32.279 --> 01:14:35.600
hit him in the head, and
he like absorbs the souls of the other

1169
01:14:35.720 --> 01:14:42.840
vampire council and they so their skin
melts, their skeletons come out, and

1170
01:14:42.840 --> 01:14:45.720
then other skeletons come out of the
skeletons with bat wings, and I guess

1171
01:14:45.720 --> 01:14:50.640
that's their evil vampire spirits, right, not the best effect, uh,

1172
01:14:50.640 --> 01:14:57.119
but it's fine. And they go
into him and he like I guess,

1173
01:14:57.159 --> 01:15:00.640
absorbs the essence of La Magra and
becomes the but he's also still kind of

1174
01:15:00.680 --> 01:15:03.800
decon Frost. I really she got
to the part of the blows coming down.

1175
01:15:03.840 --> 01:15:10.199
I really did like the little track. Yeah, that was so cool.

1176
01:15:10.319 --> 01:15:12.239
That was cool. That was one
of those where I was like,

1177
01:15:12.319 --> 01:15:15.039
all right, you know what they
really like because it was built into the

1178
01:15:15.119 --> 01:15:17.479
temple and like seeing his blood go
down, I'm like, all right,

1179
01:15:17.520 --> 01:15:20.960
that's there in the elevator and they're
going down the same time as the blood's

1180
01:15:20.960 --> 01:15:24.439
going Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, something else you would not.

1181
01:15:24.560 --> 01:15:28.159
You're not gonna have rivers of blood
in the in the new How are you

1182
01:15:28.239 --> 01:15:30.119
gonna make a Blade movie now without
any blood? I'm wondering, because they're

1183
01:15:30.119 --> 01:15:35.520
gonna be PG. Thirteen. Yeah. So yeah, he becomes Lamagro now

1184
01:15:36.439 --> 01:15:40.039
okay, oh yeah, we're all
almost there. We're all almost there.

1185
01:15:41.159 --> 01:15:44.199
Blade kills his mom. He gets
out of the Karen I think helps him

1186
01:15:44.199 --> 01:15:47.560
out, and he kills his mom
with a bone. He like shoves a

1187
01:15:47.560 --> 01:15:50.279
bone through her, and that kills
her. Why would that? That shouldn't

1188
01:15:50.359 --> 01:15:55.239
kill her. She's a vampire.
No, it's not silver. Yeah,

1189
01:15:55.279 --> 01:16:00.159
so that wouldn't kill her. H
Wait, did they ever establish if you

1190
01:16:00.199 --> 01:16:01.960
could kill him old schoolway with like
a stake through the heart? I mean,

1191
01:16:02.000 --> 01:16:04.359
did they ever say you did?
That wouldn't work? They never said

1192
01:16:04.359 --> 01:16:06.680
it wouldn't work. So maybe that
is the thing you can do. It's

1193
01:16:06.720 --> 01:16:11.159
just just easier to use. Which, by the way, the silver thing

1194
01:16:11.439 --> 01:16:15.119
was something that was adapted later.
Silver was a werewolf thing. It wasn't

1195
01:16:15.159 --> 01:16:18.880
really silver herding vampires wasn't always what
a thing that they were weak to.

1196
01:16:19.000 --> 01:16:23.079
That was just like, oh,
we can't make bullets out of steak,

1197
01:16:23.199 --> 01:16:27.359
sir, you know whatever. Did
you ever watch any of the Howling movies?

1198
01:16:27.520 --> 01:16:32.159
No, the Howling too. It's
very obviously a vampire script. They

1199
01:16:32.199 --> 01:16:35.439
turned into a were wolf script really, and it's like you can only kill

1200
01:16:35.479 --> 01:16:40.680
the werewolves by staking them with titanium. I'm like one hundred percent those were

1201
01:16:40.720 --> 01:16:45.720
like silver steaks at one point or
whatever. But anyway, yeah, so

1202
01:16:45.760 --> 01:16:49.359
they kill her. He goes down, he's he like takes the blood from

1203
01:16:49.439 --> 01:16:55.840
Karen. She lets her take his
blood and the strains are completely very sexual

1204
01:16:55.920 --> 01:17:00.079
scene by the way, Yes,
uh, he comes down, he kills

1205
01:17:00.159 --> 01:17:04.600
Quinn. He has like silver wire, I guess it decapitates him. Dope

1206
01:17:04.680 --> 01:17:08.319
scene by the way, Yes,
silver wire really like and then he grabs

1207
01:17:08.319 --> 01:17:11.159
his glasses back. Yeah, Quinn
took his glass. Yeah, and at

1208
01:17:11.399 --> 01:17:15.279
around this time what's her face uses
the vampire mace on vampire lady and her

1209
01:17:15.279 --> 01:17:20.880
head explodes. It's pretty funny.
Now, La Magra. He decides to

1210
01:17:20.920 --> 01:17:27.000
fight him, using swords and whatnot
and doing Vampire Karate the original ending of

1211
01:17:27.039 --> 01:17:30.159
this film. Okay, now I'm
excited to hear this. It was never

1212
01:17:30.960 --> 01:17:36.199
completed. Like as they were editing
and doing the pre visual pre visualizations for

1213
01:17:36.239 --> 01:17:40.199
the effects, they realized it was
a bad idea. So you can watch

1214
01:17:40.239 --> 01:17:44.319
the deleted scene with the poor green
screen and whatnot. He turned into a

1215
01:17:44.359 --> 01:17:47.560
blood tornado, and he would have
had it would have been like how like

1216
01:17:47.600 --> 01:17:51.279
the nineties Mummy had his face in
the sand, He would have had his

1217
01:17:51.359 --> 01:17:57.079
face in the blood. Got an
idea, Yeah, blood tornado. Then

1218
01:17:57.199 --> 01:18:04.520
Karen goes to Blade, what is
that and he finger, God, huh

1219
01:18:04.560 --> 01:18:11.560
like Twister? Like Twister anyway,
so his face was gonna come out all

1220
01:18:11.600 --> 01:18:14.199
bloody, and like I said,
they never finished the effects, so when

1221
01:18:14.199 --> 01:18:16.840
you watch it now, it's horrible
CGI blood that's not finished and then poorly

1222
01:18:16.920 --> 01:18:19.840
green screen. Stephen Dortro like Blade, when I'm done, I'm gonna go

1223
01:18:19.840 --> 01:18:25.159
fuck over the human race hot jokes, And I think he would have thrown

1224
01:18:25.319 --> 01:18:29.560
the exploding thing and it would mix
with the blood and cause. But I

1225
01:18:29.560 --> 01:18:31.680
guess they watched that and they're like, oh wow, we turned our bad

1226
01:18:31.720 --> 01:18:35.800
guy's actually charismatic and cool. We
turn him into a blood Tornado. Yeah,

1227
01:18:35.920 --> 01:18:40.880
we're reshooting all of this. So
they went back and you guys are

1228
01:18:40.880 --> 01:18:43.720
gonna have like a kung Fu scene. I guess it doesn't make sense because

1229
01:18:43.760 --> 01:18:45.840
he's a blood god. He could
probably do a lot of cool stuff,

1230
01:18:45.840 --> 01:18:48.760
but blood Tornado wasn't working out.
Also not cheap. Blood Tornado's not cgi

1231
01:18:48.920 --> 01:18:51.960
cheap, which is why that might
be another thing. Like this looks bad.

1232
01:18:51.960 --> 01:18:55.239
That's why I wasn't finished. It
wasn't finished. They're like, I

1233
01:18:55.279 --> 01:19:00.359
don't think there's anyway I'm not investing
another back then three hundred thousand dollars something

1234
01:19:00.359 --> 01:19:01.880
we're not gonna use. But you
can look up the deleted scenes. I'm

1235
01:19:01.880 --> 01:19:06.159
going to they're pretty funny working.
So yeah, they have this awesome fights

1236
01:19:06.199 --> 01:19:12.000
and where nothing's working. He cuts
them in half and the blood brings them

1237
01:19:12.000 --> 01:19:15.319
back together. And I love when
Plade looks around, he just goes what

1238
01:19:15.039 --> 01:19:19.960
but he buffs it. Also,
the Deacon Frost toy, it comes with

1239
01:19:20.039 --> 01:19:24.880
like a different head and like this
bloody goo stuff. So I don't know

1240
01:19:24.920 --> 01:19:28.600
if they mean if they made the
toy, I guarantee you they made that

1241
01:19:28.800 --> 01:19:30.800
the original ending in mind. Yep, yeah, I didn't see the toy

1242
01:19:30.840 --> 01:19:32.680
out of it. I looked up
a picture of it, so I don't

1243
01:19:32.680 --> 01:19:35.239
know what it looks like out of
the box, but I think it might

1244
01:19:35.279 --> 01:19:39.439
be one of the things where they
like they had the early model early on.

1245
01:19:41.399 --> 01:19:45.880
So yeah, he's using he's using
the silver. Nothing's working. Nothing's

1246
01:19:45.880 --> 01:19:49.039
working on the Blood God Royce.
What will work? Oh oh oh,

1247
01:19:49.119 --> 01:19:53.439
oh, I know, I know
equity. Oh no, that's the new

1248
01:19:53.479 --> 01:20:00.000
blade. He no, No,
his his blood exploding juice, which I

1249
01:19:59.920 --> 01:20:01.920
I guess could kill the blood gun. Oh it paid off again and I

1250
01:20:02.039 --> 01:20:04.840
like that it's in a crack in
the wall. Yeah, and he throws

1251
01:20:04.840 --> 01:20:09.079
his sword up there to like explode
it. But yeah, even still he's

1252
01:20:09.119 --> 01:20:12.439
like, oh, your serum,
Why do you want your serum? It's

1253
01:20:12.439 --> 01:20:15.279
like, dumb fucker. Have you
met him being paying attention the entire time?

1254
01:20:15.359 --> 01:20:20.079
Blood God? Yeah, but yeah, he throws all of those needles

1255
01:20:20.119 --> 01:20:25.159
in him and he looks like a
horrifying like why he looks like the blob.

1256
01:20:25.520 --> 01:20:28.840
He's all red and gross, and
he does the famous line, some

1257
01:20:28.880 --> 01:20:33.800
motherfucker is always trying to ice skater
Bill, which would have made sense if

1258
01:20:33.840 --> 01:20:36.720
they set up the joke in an
earlier or not. The joke, the

1259
01:20:36.760 --> 01:20:41.800
one line in a certain way,
but like, what does that even mean?

1260
01:20:41.960 --> 01:20:44.560
Like I've watched it many times.
Of course that's one of the most

1261
01:20:44.560 --> 01:20:48.520
famous lines in the movie. But
what what what was he doing that you're

1262
01:20:48.560 --> 01:20:54.800
equating to skating uphill? His plan
was good, but he did work,

1263
01:20:54.600 --> 01:20:58.640
work worked. He didn't know about
the blood exploding. Jeez, that was

1264
01:20:58.760 --> 01:21:01.159
new. Yeah, he knew it
and it was just invented. It was

1265
01:21:01.199 --> 01:21:04.319
literally just event I'm giving Deacon a
break on this one, because you're right,

1266
01:21:04.640 --> 01:21:09.560
it was just invented. Yeah,
yeah, so yeah, I mean

1267
01:21:10.159 --> 01:21:13.800
he honestly, Deacon did a pretty
good job in this movie. Like,

1268
01:21:13.840 --> 01:21:16.039
you're right, he's two. K
was very charismatic. Yeah, good villain,

1269
01:21:16.560 --> 01:21:19.239
you know, smarty really you know, really you really wanted to see

1270
01:21:19.279 --> 01:21:21.560
him get his come up and because
he was such a dick. Yeah,

1271
01:21:21.640 --> 01:21:25.960
but but yeah, it's like,
how would he have known that this Karen

1272
01:21:26.119 --> 01:21:30.319
literally just invented a bomb. Yeah, yeah, no idea a bomb that

1273
01:21:30.359 --> 01:21:33.640
can destroy blood and he just happened
to turn into the blood god man.

1274
01:21:33.720 --> 01:21:38.960
That really lucked out. Imagine he
turned like a fartu. Imagine being that

1275
01:21:39.000 --> 01:21:41.279
girl. It's like I just first
off, I just found out there's more

1276
01:21:41.319 --> 01:21:43.960
than one god. Yeah, and
that's a good boy. And like,

1277
01:21:44.119 --> 01:21:49.039
I think I killed the vampire guy. I killed a god and I wasn't

1278
01:21:49.079 --> 01:21:54.000
even trying. No that weird.
I was trying to fix my friend and

1279
01:21:54.000 --> 01:21:56.880
I made a blood exploding juice.
I didn't think of a we're all blood

1280
01:21:56.920 --> 01:22:00.960
god blood. It was a mistake. She made it trying to save somebody

1281
01:22:00.960 --> 01:22:05.439
in a mistake. She saved the
day. So he explodes. He's dead.

1282
01:22:08.159 --> 01:22:13.800
Blade goes up into the sunset and
he's just like, I can't take

1283
01:22:13.840 --> 01:22:16.920
your core yet. Work on another
serum for me because the cure worked on

1284
01:22:16.960 --> 01:22:20.159
her. He's like, I need
my powers because if he takes the cure,

1285
01:22:20.199 --> 01:22:23.560
he loses his powers. He's like, I need my powers to keep

1286
01:22:23.600 --> 01:22:27.119
fighting this war. Just help me
make another serum. I gotta fight this

1287
01:22:27.239 --> 01:22:30.399
war. And then did you notice
it just kind of awkwardly fades the black

1288
01:22:30.880 --> 01:22:38.000
Ye? Why was that? Because
they turn around and Blade looks up at

1289
01:22:38.000 --> 01:22:41.800
a rooftop and there's a man on
a rooftop with his head all wrapped up,

1290
01:22:42.279 --> 01:22:45.840
and she's like, who's that?
And Blade says something like another problem

1291
01:22:45.920 --> 01:22:48.239
or something like that. And that
was supposed to be Morbius because they were

1292
01:22:48.239 --> 01:22:53.760
setting up for Morbius in the scene. They didn't do it. They cut

1293
01:22:53.800 --> 01:22:57.479
it out, and then they did
that other ending with him and Russia someone,

1294
01:22:57.800 --> 01:23:00.640
which I guess does lead into Blade
two. Yeah, I guess they

1295
01:23:00.680 --> 01:23:02.880
wanted to do a Morbius thing and
then they decided not to. But they

1296
01:23:02.880 --> 01:23:05.479
set it up and they they wrapped
his head up. I don't know why,

1297
01:23:05.880 --> 01:23:10.000
so they would be cheaper, Yeah, because they didn't have to decide

1298
01:23:10.039 --> 01:23:12.319
on what he would look like.
And everyone watched him. He was like,

1299
01:23:12.439 --> 01:23:16.439
is that Liam Neeson? What's he
doing in this movie? But that

1300
01:23:16.479 --> 01:23:20.399
would have been like the natural way
to go, and they didn't go with

1301
01:23:20.479 --> 01:23:24.880
it. Yeah, it was a
little bizarre, but yeah, it ends

1302
01:23:24.920 --> 01:23:29.800
with him in Moscow about the Gill
a vampire. Yeah. Actually, you

1303
01:23:29.840 --> 01:23:33.000
know, it's funny because the cartoon
in this version of Blade was so popular.

1304
01:23:33.560 --> 01:23:36.439
They did the thing where they went
back in the comics, so I

1305
01:23:36.479 --> 01:23:40.840
think Morbia because remember in the comics, he just had the immunity, Yeah,

1306
01:23:40.880 --> 01:23:44.319
the powers. I think they a
year later in the comics they did

1307
01:23:44.359 --> 01:23:46.359
the thing where Morbius like bid him
and infected him. So then he got

1308
01:23:46.399 --> 01:23:50.720
all the so he couldn't and then
he started he had the black motorcycle thing,

1309
01:23:50.760 --> 01:23:55.279
but then he started dressing like Movie
Blade because it was like, clearly

1310
01:23:55.720 --> 01:23:59.079
this is the more popular version.
It's got to be like that. But

1311
01:23:59.159 --> 01:24:01.520
yeah, it's a good, solid
film. It's fun, it's great action.

1312
01:24:01.640 --> 01:24:04.720
It's got some good harbits. I
mean, honestly, outside of the

1313
01:24:04.760 --> 01:24:09.840
sea, the c G I and
the kind of corny one noticeable, but

1314
01:24:09.880 --> 01:24:12.760
they don't. It's fine, and
the corny one liners every once in a

1315
01:24:12.760 --> 01:24:15.920
while. It's it holds up.
Really, it's fun. Extremely it's a

1316
01:24:15.920 --> 01:24:18.399
fun film. It's obviously not one
jingle. Oh the writing is so deep,

1317
01:24:18.479 --> 01:24:24.079
but it's a fun action film.
It's not it's how long. How

1318
01:24:24.079 --> 01:24:27.039
long is the movie? How many
hours? It's like it's only an hour.

1319
01:24:27.199 --> 01:24:29.039
Yeah, but okay, that's my
point. I was going to say.

1320
01:24:29.039 --> 01:24:32.920
It's like, it's not like this
three hour shlock fest where you're like,

1321
01:24:32.960 --> 01:24:36.439
oh god, we need a backstory
of every single person, and it's

1322
01:24:36.479 --> 01:24:43.199
like, yeah, we can get
it. It's a vampire movie, whistler,

1323
01:24:43.279 --> 01:24:45.920
why are you doing this? I
had a vampire killed my family and

1324
01:24:45.960 --> 01:24:47.600
he was a real asshole. Yeah, exactly, that's all. Got it

1325
01:24:47.840 --> 01:24:50.079
awesome, that's all I need.
I don't need to see I don't need

1326
01:24:50.119 --> 01:24:53.680
to see a prequel him as a
kid, you know, no, no,

1327
01:24:53.680 --> 01:24:56.800
no, yeah, yeah, And
I think it's a good, good

1328
01:24:56.880 --> 01:25:00.800
time. And they did a sequel
that was awesome. H then they really

1329
01:25:00.840 --> 01:25:03.520
topped it off, but going can
it get better than two? Yes?

1330
01:25:03.920 --> 01:25:09.119
Yeah, Trinity Trinity, which,
by the way, that's when like Blade

1331
01:25:09.239 --> 01:25:11.560
was like m I a for a
while and then all of a sudden they

1332
01:25:11.600 --> 01:25:14.640
have all these vampires that don't have
power, but we're still really effective.

1333
01:25:15.000 --> 01:25:19.560
Yes, they were like really effective. And then the Blade TV series starring

1334
01:25:19.680 --> 01:25:25.439
Sticky Fingers, which I think Moon
Moonnight was originally going to debut in that

1335
01:25:25.479 --> 01:25:29.119
show and they ended up not doing
it. Now Unit has his own show.

1336
01:25:29.960 --> 01:25:31.319
Yeah, the Sticky Fingers thing.
When you get like a four pack

1337
01:25:31.359 --> 01:25:35.399
of Blade, Uh, they include
like the first two episodes of the TV

1338
01:25:35.520 --> 01:25:40.880
show, like like a mini movie
or whatever. I think it's on TV.

1339
01:25:41.039 --> 01:25:43.560
I kind of want to go back
and check out. Do you know

1340
01:25:43.600 --> 01:25:47.239
what show I've been watching the nineties
Cone of the Barbarian show. Never seen

1341
01:25:47.239 --> 01:25:53.800
his live action one. Yeah,
well good, I mean good for Danny

1342
01:25:53.840 --> 01:25:58.039
Woodburns in it. Mickey from Seinfeld
and I posted about it and Mickey liked

1343
01:25:58.079 --> 01:26:02.439
my Oh really the star of the
show. He's coded sidekick, but since

1344
01:26:02.479 --> 01:26:05.399
he doesn't have to do a bad
Arnold accent, he's like the star of

1345
01:26:05.439 --> 01:26:09.159
the show. Of course. Yeah. So now I want to go back

1346
01:26:09.159 --> 01:26:12.319
and watch the Blade TV show and
see if I missed anything. Is it

1347
01:26:13.000 --> 01:26:15.720
rated? Gem? How many they
had one season? Right? I believe

1348
01:26:15.760 --> 01:26:19.239
it at one season and according to
some I mean some people didn't like it,

1349
01:26:19.560 --> 01:26:23.520
but apparently not. Maybe they're just
not sticky fingers fans. Yes,

1350
01:26:23.600 --> 01:26:26.720
that could be it. I think
the reason they canceled it, they said,

1351
01:26:26.760 --> 01:26:29.680
is because Spike TV was still a
new channel and it was just expensive

1352
01:26:29.680 --> 01:26:31.560
to produce. So it's like they
canceled the Spike TV and it wasn't Bar

1353
01:26:31.640 --> 01:26:36.560
Rescue. It's probably been before.
Bar wasn't a Bar Rescue out. I

1354
01:26:36.600 --> 01:26:40.199
don't know that that was anything.
Was that was the only thing that made

1355
01:26:40.239 --> 01:26:44.239
the transition from Spike TV to Paramount
when it changed to Paramount TV. Is

1356
01:26:44.319 --> 01:26:46.760
that what happened to Spike TV?
Bar? Yeah? So Spike TV when

1357
01:26:46.880 --> 01:26:49.000
when when everyone decided, like,
hey, is they're gonna need to have

1358
01:26:49.039 --> 01:26:53.520
an entire channel where guys are just
fucking douches all day, like not really.

1359
01:26:53.600 --> 01:26:58.039
Well, they also played, uh, I believe Baywatch an American glad

1360
01:26:58.079 --> 01:27:04.840
he to rerun Baywatch American Gladiators.
Uh yeah, and then then after that

1361
01:27:05.000 --> 01:27:10.079
left, they had TNA for a
while, right, because that's what that's

1362
01:27:10.119 --> 01:27:13.800
what replaced it when they went back
to to uh the film at Universal Studio.

1363
01:27:13.840 --> 01:27:15.960
Yah, they did. By my
house man, I went to a

1364
01:27:15.039 --> 01:27:18.600
TNA taping and it was awesome.
Free. It was free if you were

1365
01:27:18.600 --> 01:27:24.199
in Universal Studios. They filmed three
episodes and something crazy was always happening.

1366
01:27:24.319 --> 01:27:27.840
Well, aw darks in that same
place now, oh really, that same

1367
01:27:27.960 --> 01:27:30.680
exact place where they film it.
Yeah, that's funny. Who's watching a

1368
01:27:30.840 --> 01:27:34.279
w Dart Nobody? I mean I've
seen the numbers. Nobody, but more,

1369
01:27:34.359 --> 01:27:38.239
more, more people, more people
watching the TV series, the Blade

1370
01:27:38.239 --> 01:27:44.359
TV series at this point. Yeah. Yeah. Blade two is a solid

1371
01:27:44.399 --> 01:27:46.600
film. M Germal del Toro.
I would like to revisit that. It's

1372
01:27:46.640 --> 01:27:49.760
been a while since I watched Blade. I didn't see Blade Trinity till like

1373
01:27:49.920 --> 01:27:54.479
years later, Like I saw Blade
two in theaters because I love Blade one,

1374
01:27:54.479 --> 01:27:56.840
and then I remember seeing the trailers
from Blade three and I'm like,

1375
01:27:56.880 --> 01:27:59.760
this doesn't look good. No,
look, look joking aside, obviously the

1376
01:27:59.800 --> 01:28:03.439
movie is the I mean, it's
not great, but I will there were

1377
01:28:03.479 --> 01:28:06.239
some things in it that were cool. I did. I did kind of

1378
01:28:06.279 --> 01:28:12.079
like the idea of the alliance of
the non vampire people working together. The

1379
01:28:12.159 --> 01:28:15.399
dog, the the the the hell
Hounds, the Rebert, the Reaver dog.

1380
01:28:15.600 --> 01:28:18.439
Yeah. So they killed all the
Reapers because they were such a big

1381
01:28:18.479 --> 01:28:21.520
problem, and then just for fun, they made Reaper dogs, Like wasn't

1382
01:28:21.520 --> 01:28:26.199
this a problem? Yeah? Yeah, but remember Triple h was walking on

1383
01:28:26.279 --> 01:28:29.520
with the little the little, the
little dog. He had gold fangs.

1384
01:28:29.600 --> 01:28:33.279
Yeah, and that really that really
rocket launched Triple Ah's career. And Dominic

1385
01:28:33.359 --> 01:28:39.600
Purcell was Dracula and what we're not
doing train I'm sorry, I'll shut up.

1386
01:28:39.680 --> 01:28:43.640
I will say Parker Posy was good
in it, and Ryan Reynolds Parcopos

1387
01:28:43.760 --> 01:28:45.399
is gooten in a lot of things. I'm a big, actually a big

1388
01:28:45.399 --> 01:28:48.560
fan of Parker Posy. Dude,
I I really like the New Loss in

1389
01:28:48.600 --> 01:28:54.119
Space. Yeah, I mean,
talk about changing a character, making the

1390
01:28:54.600 --> 01:28:58.680
doctor Smith like a woman and whatnot. It works so well and it works

1391
01:28:58.680 --> 01:29:00.399
so much better. Yep. And
it was like I did that in my

1392
01:29:00.439 --> 01:29:03.640
episode. I did reboots that don't
suck, and I'm just like, yeah,

1393
01:29:03.640 --> 01:29:06.039
the nuance's basis, like no one
ever talks about it. It's actually

1394
01:29:06.600 --> 01:29:10.039
really it's actually yeah, it's good. And they gave it an ending.

1395
01:29:10.279 --> 01:29:13.760
They knew it wasn't gonna get a
fourth season, and it got and I

1396
01:29:13.800 --> 01:29:15.039
was like, oh. When I
watched that third season, I was like,

1397
01:29:15.079 --> 01:29:18.840
oh, thank god, it's opening. It's done. Done. You

1398
01:29:18.880 --> 01:29:21.399
have to do with a cliffhanger no
more? Then, like, well,

1399
01:29:21.399 --> 01:29:24.600
they do all the time for like
five years ago. There's gonna be a

1400
01:29:24.600 --> 01:29:27.039
movie. There's been talks for movies
for five years and the movie never comes

1401
01:29:27.039 --> 01:29:29.800
out. Dude. I So people
are like, you still haven't watched Invincible,

1402
01:29:29.840 --> 01:29:31.079
you still haven't watched The Boys,
And I'm like, no, I'm

1403
01:29:31.079 --> 01:29:35.680
mad at Amazon for canceling the fucking
tick on a goddamn cliffhanger. I really

1404
01:29:35.800 --> 01:29:42.239
like the tick. That's a tick. It was really good. It was

1405
01:29:42.319 --> 01:29:45.880
so good, and it was fucking
cliffhanger, and the cliffhanger was so good

1406
01:29:45.439 --> 01:29:47.640
again, finish it off with them. Well, that's what they did with

1407
01:29:47.680 --> 01:29:51.680
the venture brothers. Yeah, Serenity. They got to finish Firefly off with

1408
01:29:51.760 --> 01:29:55.840
Serenity poorly, but yeah, sure, and I'm a baby was good.

1409
01:29:55.880 --> 01:29:59.159
I'm a huge firefight flan by the
way, on someone who's like a nerd

1410
01:29:59.239 --> 01:30:01.760
when it comes with it? Uh? I have you know? Adam Baldwin

1411
01:30:01.800 --> 01:30:06.159
follows me on Twitter? Oh but
wait waite Adam Baldwin the guy who helped

1412
01:30:06.199 --> 01:30:13.520
create Gabergate Royce. What did I
tell you last episode? Yeah? Blocking,

1413
01:30:13.720 --> 01:30:15.920
okay, what there is? I'll
just follow Alec Baldwin instead. He's

1414
01:30:15.960 --> 01:30:19.199
excepting. He's the excelent. Baldwin's
a good guy. He's never heard of

1415
01:30:19.560 --> 01:30:26.720
Alick Baldwin has never hurt anybody in
his life ever. Oh my god.

1416
01:30:26.760 --> 01:30:30.560
When we did Beetlejuice, I made
it look like he called into the store

1417
01:30:30.640 --> 01:30:31.960
and I played like the boy smail
of him yelling at his dollar. That's

1418
01:30:32.000 --> 01:30:34.079
one of my favorite voels. And
I said in the video, I'm like,

1419
01:30:34.079 --> 01:30:36.319
man, you don't really you don't
want to piss off Alec Balden.

1420
01:30:36.560 --> 01:30:41.239
And then a week later that that
thing happened, and ever we went back

1421
01:30:41.239 --> 01:30:43.960
in my college like, well Tony, you kind of I'm like I didn't

1422
01:30:44.000 --> 01:30:48.399
call it. I just assumed things, you know, I know, like,

1423
01:30:48.479 --> 01:30:53.640
well, Tony, you were too
soon a week early? Only were

1424
01:30:53.680 --> 01:30:56.920
you the armor of that show?
I was not. I was not working.

1425
01:30:58.720 --> 01:31:01.039
Oh but yeah, check out Blade
if you haven't. I don't know.

1426
01:31:01.159 --> 01:31:04.199
Hopefully the new one's good. I
doubt it. Look, man,

1427
01:31:04.239 --> 01:31:08.159
I'm always a person I try not
to go into movie. Even with that,

1428
01:31:08.199 --> 01:31:10.720
I try not to go into stuff, you know, negative all the

1429
01:31:10.720 --> 01:31:12.640
time to be like, oh,
it's gonna suck, because it's because I

1430
01:31:12.720 --> 01:31:15.319
really do give things a chance.
But sometimes I'm like, dude, I'm

1431
01:31:15.319 --> 01:31:21.359
on season two of Picard and I
hated every episode of one because I'm hoping

1432
01:31:21.399 --> 01:31:27.479
maybe they'll They're not going to mass
bother bother don't. I didn't bother with

1433
01:31:27.600 --> 01:31:30.399
any of the new start, And
I was an apologist for two of the

1434
01:31:30.479 --> 01:31:36.079
new movies, not Into Darkness.
All of the new movies are should be

1435
01:31:36.119 --> 01:31:40.760
Academy Award winning compared to what's on
Paramount Plus right now. I like the

1436
01:31:40.840 --> 01:31:43.920
Jet I know they're not really Trek
and I know they're changing it for modern

1437
01:31:43.920 --> 01:31:47.319
audiences, but I enjoyed them as
fun action films. Set for Into Darkness

1438
01:31:47.840 --> 01:31:51.880
talk about okay, talk about recasting
things. I was pissed when they picked

1439
01:31:51.880 --> 01:31:56.680
the whitest guy in the world to
play con Oh my god, Benedict come

1440
01:31:56.760 --> 01:31:59.119
up. Yeah, and it's like, look, I get they got a

1441
01:31:59.119 --> 01:32:01.560
Mexican guy in this say these I
don't know how many Indians were hanging around

1442
01:32:01.600 --> 01:32:05.720
Hollywood, Like I like it,
I get it, but like this is

1443
01:32:05.760 --> 01:32:09.359
it was twenty fourteen at the time, Like, there's so many Indian actors

1444
01:32:09.399 --> 01:32:12.800
you could have got it was Hollywood's
got a huge film industry. And then

1445
01:32:12.880 --> 01:32:15.319
it was a star power thing.
It was because he wanted the ben in

1446
01:32:15.359 --> 01:32:16.239
a comber back ya. I'm like, I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm

1447
01:32:16.239 --> 01:32:20.279
not gonna believe better to cover batches
con Noonian sing. And then they had

1448
01:32:20.279 --> 01:32:24.119
to make a whole comic where they
explained it. Oh who needs it?

1449
01:32:24.119 --> 01:32:26.239
And by the way, who needs
Star Trek? The Orville is better than

1450
01:32:26.239 --> 01:32:30.039
it now anyway, Orville's these Orville's
still going on. Season three should be

1451
01:32:30.079 --> 01:32:32.760
coming out June. Oh wow.
They had Yeah, they had a big

1452
01:32:33.000 --> 01:32:36.840
because of COVID. They had like
a really long break, right. People

1453
01:32:38.000 --> 01:32:40.960
loved the first season, just I
like the second season two. All three

1454
01:32:41.000 --> 01:32:43.720
seasons I mean, if you like
Star Trek, Next Generations, you like

1455
01:32:43.800 --> 01:32:45.680
Orville, because when I one of
the world was coming out of it was

1456
01:32:45.800 --> 01:32:47.119
it's gonna be another one, like, oh, is a family guy in

1457
01:32:47.159 --> 01:32:50.159
Space? But it's not, actually
it's it's actually good stories, like it's

1458
01:32:50.159 --> 01:32:53.159
pretty good. Well, like I
said, Lust in Space, that's my

1459
01:32:53.159 --> 01:32:56.680
favorite one. But anyway, Blade, sorry, Blade, Blade, I'd

1460
01:32:56.680 --> 01:33:00.680
be laid x he goes to space
and he fights Track. It's weird,

1461
01:33:00.760 --> 01:33:02.880
Like I'm mad that they're doing a
movie because I know they're gonna be PG

1462
01:33:03.000 --> 01:33:06.600
thirteen. They have to, which
sucks because Fox had the balls to put

1463
01:33:06.640 --> 01:33:10.520
out some R rated X Men movies. Maybe not man. Maybe we have

1464
01:33:10.520 --> 01:33:12.359
a little bit of hope because you
know, you saw they move like the

1465
01:33:12.399 --> 01:33:15.039
Punisher TV show to Disney Plu.
I mean the Punisher shows on Disney Plus

1466
01:33:15.079 --> 01:33:17.840
now and when you have Disney plus
Now, when you log in, it

1467
01:33:17.880 --> 01:33:20.119
goes do you want you know,
the kid version or well, so you

1468
01:33:20.119 --> 01:33:24.680
could actually adjust that. I heard
they toned down the violence and kept in

1469
01:33:24.880 --> 01:33:29.199
the Falcon and Winter Soldier show.
After the fact. Yeah, I only

1470
01:33:29.239 --> 01:33:31.319
watched it the first one and then
I was I hated myself for watching it.

1471
01:33:31.640 --> 01:33:34.279
Yeah, it was the week too
bitter. It was the weakest tuf.

1472
01:33:34.279 --> 01:33:38.079
I'm glad that he's I like him
in the movies and I'm glad he's

1473
01:33:38.079 --> 01:33:40.000
got in America. But that was
a weak gass no, no, But

1474
01:33:40.039 --> 01:33:42.720
the show was The show was harbage. Yeah, the show was not great.

1475
01:33:44.159 --> 01:33:47.239
Yeah, so I hope it's good. God, I'm gonna sneeze again.

1476
01:33:47.239 --> 01:33:57.479
Hold on, I gave him the
serum Mine's just shitty. So it's

1477
01:33:57.520 --> 01:34:01.000
just it just makes him sneezy.
So Dizzey's not going to release an R

1478
01:34:01.079 --> 01:34:05.039
rated movie. They no longer have
Netflix. They're not gonna put something too

1479
01:34:05.079 --> 01:34:09.520
hard like Netflix made that and they're
stuck with it, and they no longer

1480
01:34:09.560 --> 01:34:14.079
have Merrimax because of you know,
the unpleasantness. Yeah. Yeah, uh

1481
01:34:14.560 --> 01:34:17.000
so that's why I'm not a little
I'm not really excited for it. I

1482
01:34:17.000 --> 01:34:20.319
do like Marshall hall Lee. I
guess that's a good characters too. But

1483
01:34:20.840 --> 01:34:26.359
yeah, and the fact that they
introduced the character in Eternals, out of

1484
01:34:26.399 --> 01:34:30.000
all they should have introduced him in
the Moonnight Show would have made more sense.

1485
01:34:30.640 --> 01:34:33.239
Yeah, than this, and than
than the Eternals. Why why the

1486
01:34:33.239 --> 01:34:38.239
Internals has nothing to do with Blade. I don't even understand that character I

1487
01:34:38.279 --> 01:34:41.600
guess is a Blade character. Yeah, it's stupid. And that actor was

1488
01:34:41.600 --> 01:34:44.439
in the Inhuman show and now he
came back to someone else in that movie.

1489
01:34:44.680 --> 01:34:46.479
That's the thing that happened now,
the Inhuman show. That's the thing

1490
01:34:46.520 --> 01:34:53.640
we've all completely ignored until you see
Doctor Strange. Anyway, why do you

1491
01:34:53.680 --> 01:34:56.920
do this is the end? Man? You may be miserable. Fine,

1492
01:34:57.039 --> 01:35:00.359
I have to damn it. It's
actually funny. But yes, that is

1493
01:35:00.399 --> 01:35:02.680
it from us. Thank you for
watching, Please like, share, and

1494
01:35:02.680 --> 01:35:06.199
subscribe. Royce. Where can we
find you well? Definitely on Daywave,

1495
01:35:06.600 --> 01:35:13.079
Yes, and other shows and others. I learned my lesson and other shows

1496
01:35:13.600 --> 01:35:16.640
on the internet. Look, Rice, Rice, I need to be a

1497
01:35:16.640 --> 01:35:18.960
good boy on YouTube. I need
to be a good boy on YouTube.

1498
01:35:19.000 --> 01:35:25.479
Check out Daywave where we have a
LATINX host. Uh. One of my

1499
01:35:25.520 --> 01:35:28.520
coasts is a Jewish guy and the
other ones an Asian guy. So yes,

1500
01:35:28.560 --> 01:35:31.039
diversity is our strength. It's a
small world. On that you you

1501
01:35:31.079 --> 01:35:33.720
did that because you were so moved
by Blade. Yeah. Yeah. It

1502
01:35:33.760 --> 01:35:35.960
had nothing to do with the fact
they're just cool. It had to do

1503
01:35:36.000 --> 01:35:40.279
because of Blade. Yeah, it
was important. If you had never seen

1504
01:35:40.399 --> 01:35:44.199
Blade, you probably would have an
all white cast. You would have been

1505
01:35:44.239 --> 01:35:47.159
like, uh that that that year
when Chavo Guerrero turned himself into Current in

1506
01:35:47.199 --> 01:35:50.239
White, you would pretend to be
the best version of Shava Garo. Yeah,

1507
01:35:50.239 --> 01:35:54.439
I think I know who you're talking
about. I forgot that was the

1508
01:35:54.479 --> 01:35:57.439
thing. It was so cramy.
I was watching. After you mentioned it,

1509
01:35:57.439 --> 01:36:00.640
I went to YouTube the watch clips
and I'm like, wow, Wow,

1510
01:36:00.680 --> 01:36:05.000
that was like cat it was.
It was so bad. Anyway,

1511
01:36:05.079 --> 01:36:09.840
enough wrestles any anyway, Yeah,
dah, check out day Wave and like

1512
01:36:09.880 --> 01:36:14.880
Sharon Suscribe, Coller Voiceman on line
called, uh, subscribe to Patreon and

1513
01:36:14.920 --> 01:36:20.720
all that funny stuff. F in
the chat for Dracula. F Hey,

1514
01:36:20.720 --> 01:36:27.319
what I'm to what what is this? It's a show we're reviewing reviewing a

1515
01:36:27.359 --> 01:36:30.279
movie. But I'm but I'm at
like my house. How do is are

1516
01:36:30.279 --> 01:36:34.680
we? Why are you guys here? You haven't set up for a show.

1517
01:36:34.720 --> 01:36:39.399
I mean it's clear there's a DVD
there. Oh okay, so about

1518
01:36:39.399 --> 01:36:44.319
that. Because I'm very famous,
I use that theme to like talk to

1519
01:36:44.399 --> 01:36:45.880
girls and I'm always like, hey, come back to my place. We'll

1520
01:36:45.880 --> 01:36:49.479
shoot like a review. Uh,
and it's just an excuse for girls to

1521
01:36:49.560 --> 01:36:53.680
talk to me and then I never
upload the video. Does it work?

1522
01:36:54.640 --> 01:36:57.960
Uh? No, it's it.
I never had sex with any of them.

1523
01:36:58.000 --> 01:36:59.720
So when you bring them in here, do you lock the door like

1524
01:36:59.760 --> 01:37:04.279
a hawk's tail and go? Now? You just can't sleeve. What movie

1525
01:37:04.319 --> 01:37:06.840
did you want to talk about again, Joyce? I don't remember? Oh

1526
01:37:06.880 --> 01:37:19.840
Plait too, we're talking about today
Blaatee too. So here I am at

1527
01:37:19.880 --> 01:37:27.159
my house. Uh and with my
good LATINX friend Royce, who just showed

1528
01:37:27.239 --> 01:37:30.640
up even though I told him never
be on the show again because he's always

1529
01:37:30.680 --> 01:37:33.279
getting too fights on Twitter and he's
very problematic. I outshined him. I

1530
01:37:33.319 --> 01:37:36.399
got. I got some comments that
you were some kind of supremacist. I

1531
01:37:36.479 --> 01:37:39.800
don't know what was that was about. Oh, Brito supreme. I'm a

1532
01:37:39.800 --> 01:37:41.840
big fan of bo Oh okay,
okay, you know what. I'm with

1533
01:37:41.880 --> 01:37:45.880
you there now because we all know
we have to properly introduce everyone. Who

1534
01:37:45.920 --> 01:37:48.640
the hell are you? Hi?
I'm joy of Pess. I don't know

1535
01:37:48.680 --> 01:37:54.239
how I ended up here. The
door was unlocked, so he just walked

1536
01:37:54.239 --> 01:37:58.560
in. Do you want to walk
into doors that are online? Have you

1537
01:37:58.640 --> 01:38:01.640
seen Blade too. Oh is that
what? As a matter of fact,

1538
01:38:01.720 --> 01:38:04.319
Yes, and I have notes.
This is gonna I have counts too.

1539
01:38:04.439 --> 01:38:08.159
This is gonna work out. I
can't believe you shut up an announced for

1540
01:38:08.159 --> 01:38:11.600
a Blade two review and I just
happen to have notes for it. Kis

1541
01:38:11.760 --> 01:38:15.039
met. This accidental YouTube show worked
out better than most planned ones if you

1542
01:38:15.079 --> 01:38:20.479
asked me. So, yes,
Blade two. I feel like I feel

1543
01:38:20.520 --> 01:38:23.880
like it should have like a subtitle. I don't know what it would be.

1544
01:38:26.039 --> 01:38:31.600
Blade two tax shelter. Blade two
the best Blade movie, but also

1545
01:38:31.720 --> 01:38:35.960
not a good movie. That's very
worthy. But I actually agree with him,

1546
01:38:36.000 --> 01:38:41.319
So yes, Blade two. Obviously
everyone was pumped for this when it

1547
01:38:41.359 --> 01:38:44.960
came out. I love, I
mean thinking about it that we didn't have

1548
01:38:45.039 --> 01:38:46.560
comic book movies back then, so
that was a big deal. Well this

1549
01:38:46.640 --> 01:38:51.119
is this is two thousand and two, so they're starting to become more regular

1550
01:38:51.159 --> 01:38:55.800
Spider Man. Spider Man. Uh, we just got X Men at that

1551
01:38:55.840 --> 01:38:58.680
point on afflix stir level. When
was that? That's the year after?

1552
01:38:58.880 --> 01:39:01.039
Oh okay, that's all of that
whole area to me is like a blur,

1553
01:39:01.279 --> 01:39:05.760
you know what I mean? Yeah, it's like pre the pre MCU

1554
01:39:06.159 --> 01:39:10.560
era. Uh yeah, So I
was very excited to see this. I

1555
01:39:10.640 --> 01:39:13.760
saw this in the theaters. Uh. Me and my friend loved it.

1556
01:39:14.119 --> 01:39:17.199
It was great at the time,
that's what we thought. Yeah, and

1557
01:39:17.279 --> 01:39:19.119
I was just like, you know, when I was in the theater,

1558
01:39:19.199 --> 01:39:21.760
I actually said in two thousand and
two, I'm like, well, this

1559
01:39:21.920 --> 01:39:26.039
is a win for diversity and the
LATINX people because they gave it to a

1560
01:39:26.159 --> 01:39:29.439
Mexican director. Now, Royce,
how did you feel that they weren't First

1561
01:39:29.479 --> 01:39:31.159
off, they weren't using that term
yet. I'm I was. I was

1562
01:39:31.239 --> 01:39:34.399
very ahead of the curve. Wow. Really okay, I always is.

1563
01:39:34.520 --> 01:39:39.840
So how did I feel? I
thought it was a really really big win

1564
01:39:40.079 --> 01:39:45.800
for the nightclub scene. All these
movies back then always had to have a

1565
01:39:45.960 --> 01:39:50.720
techno scene. It was the weirdest
thing to me, and we just accepted

1566
01:39:50.760 --> 01:39:54.039
it. We were like, that's
pretty cool. There's a lot of lights

1567
01:39:54.079 --> 01:39:58.239
blinking. I also find that it
was a It was a It was a

1568
01:39:58.319 --> 01:40:05.760
big momentous revive of a German expressionist
fashion. Tight leather and tight tight.

1569
01:40:05.840 --> 01:40:09.279
You don't want to you, you
don't want to get wet. No,

1570
01:40:09.560 --> 01:40:14.199
you know what. It's funny that
the the Vampires of the previous blade are

1571
01:40:14.279 --> 01:40:18.000
all like cyberpunky looking sort of like
that's a very good point. Yeah,

1572
01:40:18.039 --> 01:40:20.760
yeah, but then I guess because
they're like Eastern Europe or something, these

1573
01:40:20.840 --> 01:40:25.960
vampires are dressed very differently. Yeah, so I didn't really know who gear

1574
01:40:26.000 --> 01:40:29.479
mil del Toro was at that point. Yeah, well I've seen mimic,

1575
01:40:29.560 --> 01:40:30.680
but I wasn't aware that he did
it, and that's how he got the

1576
01:40:30.760 --> 01:40:34.199
job on this actually was this was
before hell Boy, right, yes,

1577
01:40:34.319 --> 01:40:39.319
okay, yeah, quite a bit
before. Yeah, first off, going

1578
01:40:39.359 --> 01:40:41.920
back to what you said, the
weaker should have also been rained with all

1579
01:40:41.920 --> 01:40:47.600
the leather they were, and it
was. It was more eurotrash vampires,

1580
01:40:47.600 --> 01:40:49.680
is the way I would describe it. Yeah, like kind of like you

1581
01:40:49.960 --> 01:40:57.079
ever seen the Nick Kroll when he
talks about the Spotted Hostel in It's in

1582
01:40:57.399 --> 01:41:00.960
the Crawl Nikrall show that he had
God earlier. But anyway, it's it's,

1583
01:41:01.000 --> 01:41:03.800
it's it's I've definitely seen I've seen
every episode. I just don't remember.

1584
01:41:03.840 --> 01:41:08.159
Probably they would on their free time. The vampires were tracksuits and stuff.

1585
01:41:10.960 --> 01:41:15.520
But yeah, speaking of hell Boy, Mike mcnola was a visual consultant

1586
01:41:15.560 --> 01:41:18.760
on this film, and what's his
face. Norman Ritas is wearing an the

1587
01:41:18.840 --> 01:41:23.479
hell Boy like logo shirt the whatever
the company was, So I think this

1588
01:41:23.880 --> 01:41:26.920
might have been the origin of like
the hell Boy movies. I also think

1589
01:41:27.000 --> 01:41:31.000
this was the film where there was
finally that crossover in history where Edward Furlong

1590
01:41:31.159 --> 01:41:35.880
was too fucked up stepped in.
I kind of looked similar. The first

1591
01:41:35.920 --> 01:41:40.760
thing I saw him, man,
Norman Ritas was the was like the poor

1592
01:41:40.880 --> 01:41:44.319
man's uh prolong though for a while
you think about it. Yeah, and

1593
01:41:44.439 --> 01:41:48.199
now obviously he's you know, still
has a career, to be fair,

1594
01:41:48.239 --> 01:41:53.319
their careers video games and doing Walking
Dead five Rise in the Machines, but

1595
01:41:53.680 --> 01:41:59.680
you know, at least he's still
being invited. Yeah. So there was

1596
01:41:59.720 --> 01:42:01.439
a good team there, and like
I said, the one producer, the

1597
01:42:01.520 --> 01:42:05.359
one producer on this had a company
that did like title sequences and whatnot,

1598
01:42:05.399 --> 01:42:08.640
I think, and they did it
for mimics. That's how he met del

1599
01:42:08.720 --> 01:42:11.840
Toro and he liked Del Toro.
Steve Nortonton didn't want to come back to

1600
01:42:11.960 --> 01:42:14.720
direct, which I thought was odd. That's weird. The first one was

1601
01:42:14.760 --> 01:42:16.199
like such a success, right,
Yeah, And we looked up the other

1602
01:42:16.279 --> 01:42:21.199
movies he had done, afterwards,
and it's like they're not super impressive,

1603
01:42:21.880 --> 01:42:26.880
and it's they did. The thing
was it's been a while since to be

1604
01:42:27.000 --> 01:42:30.199
blake too. We actually talk about
talking about this before earlier, but like,

1605
01:42:31.279 --> 01:42:33.039
well, you didn't hear you were
sleeping when you're home, we were

1606
01:42:33.079 --> 01:42:35.399
whispering to you or you were sleeping. That's how long you guys have been

1607
01:42:35.479 --> 01:42:39.359
here. Yeah, we had serial
captain crunch, good choice, thank you.

1608
01:42:39.960 --> 01:42:45.880
Milk's gone bad though, and what
the fuck? And sorry we were

1609
01:42:45.920 --> 01:42:54.520
thirsty? Okay, So anyway,
going anyway, the thing with Blade to

1610
01:42:54.600 --> 01:42:59.840
have always remembered it as the best
blade and and you know it might actually

1611
01:43:00.039 --> 01:43:03.119
will be the best blade. But
like Pesty said earlier, it's still not

1612
01:43:03.279 --> 01:43:08.760
really a good movie. Or maybe
that's not fair. That's not fair.

1613
01:43:10.439 --> 01:43:13.680
It doesn't hold up. There are
I still think it holds up for the

1614
01:43:13.760 --> 01:43:16.479
most part, but there are weird
things in it that are very dated or

1615
01:43:16.600 --> 01:43:20.479
just didn't make sense. Let me
see here. Donnie Enna is in this,

1616
01:43:20.880 --> 01:43:24.840
okay, and he was one of
the fight choreographer and he was fucking

1617
01:43:24.960 --> 01:43:28.000
underused. Oh who my god,
thank you? Yeah you get that guy,

1618
01:43:28.039 --> 01:43:30.399
and you haven't like do two things. It could be a thing where

1619
01:43:30.439 --> 01:43:33.600
maybe like he wasn't ready to like
act as much yet, but he he

1620
01:43:33.800 --> 01:43:36.079
choreographed a bunch of those. That's
the thing though, But that's the thing.

1621
01:43:36.119 --> 01:43:39.840
He Okay, you've seen it,
man, right? Uh No,

1622
01:43:40.000 --> 01:43:43.760
I actually haven't seen it. There's
a scene in it, man where Donnie

1623
01:43:43.840 --> 01:43:47.560
En fights like fucking seventy dudes and
he's fast and it's brutal. The fact

1624
01:43:47.600 --> 01:43:54.039
that he choreographed this wireframe sircd us
over is insane. I don't know if

1625
01:43:54.079 --> 01:43:57.800
you choreographed those parts because there were
multiple choreographers. I think he did more

1626
01:43:57.840 --> 01:44:01.479
of the hand on hand stuff.
I think I think that well, a

1627
01:44:01.600 --> 01:44:04.560
couple of things. You say he's
not ready to act yet. I looked

1628
01:44:04.600 --> 01:44:10.560
it up while we were watching Blade
too. Wesley Snipes has like ten lines

1629
01:44:10.600 --> 01:44:14.720
in the movie. He doesn't really
I want you to He doesn't talk a

1630
01:44:14.840 --> 01:44:16.279
lot. If you pant. He
talked way more in the first one,

1631
01:44:16.359 --> 01:44:20.720
yeah, and the second one.
All his badass action stuff, but all

1632
01:44:20.800 --> 01:44:25.960
his and we actually did we would
do the script and we searched. Ninety

1633
01:44:26.079 --> 01:44:30.399
percent of his speech is just him
answering somebody's question, like Blade, what's

1634
01:44:30.479 --> 01:44:35.159
this? It's a he like it's
that he never Blade is not a great

1635
01:44:35.239 --> 01:44:39.479
conversation starter. Yeah. The best
is when you have a secondary character just

1636
01:44:39.520 --> 01:44:46.800
going like this whole thing and then
Blade nice to see. Larry goes nice.

1637
01:44:48.119 --> 01:44:51.840
Oh cool, now the hemoglobe and
punch thing, that's what it was

1638
01:44:51.880 --> 01:44:56.199
like techoo babble, and then he
goes nice like he understands it now.

1639
01:44:56.319 --> 01:45:00.399
Now. There was a cameo lined
up from this, according to my research

1640
01:45:00.479 --> 01:45:04.479
here, apparently Michael Jackson was going
to have a cameo. I believe he

1641
01:45:04.600 --> 01:45:09.720
was going to be some kind of
vampire pimp at a club. They ended

1642
01:45:09.800 --> 01:45:12.920
up there was a scheduling thing,
he wasn't able to do it. They

1643
01:45:13.000 --> 01:45:15.359
reshot up with another guy, and
then they ended up deleting it. Anyway,

1644
01:45:15.439 --> 01:45:20.359
Yeah, he had a day with
Corey Feldman allegedly allegedly said, allegedly,

1645
01:45:20.600 --> 01:45:24.840
people are still trying to be smirked
to me, he's looking at allegedly

1646
01:45:25.000 --> 01:45:29.159
allegedly allegedly he still has he still
had some you know, he had some

1647
01:45:30.199 --> 01:45:34.960
real uh bloodsucking to do. Come
on, man, we're having fun here

1648
01:45:35.159 --> 01:45:40.920
all we're forced guests in his home. Where's the cat which can't which camera?

1649
01:45:42.239 --> 01:45:45.960
That's your camera. This is the
nicest b and E you've ever dealt

1650
01:45:45.960 --> 01:45:53.920
that with him? This is this
is just my house where illure girls with

1651
01:45:54.039 --> 01:45:57.760
my internet fame and failed to sleep
with that. You learned too weirdos?

1652
01:45:58.000 --> 01:46:01.359
Yeah, back back fire they have
they show up. So baby, I

1653
01:46:01.439 --> 01:46:08.359
got the entire one season of The
Blade TV, which, by the way,

1654
01:46:08.439 --> 01:46:11.439
someday we're doing that supplemental. Yes, yes we should, we should.

1655
01:46:12.520 --> 01:46:15.720
So yeah, I guess we'll just
go through the movie here. So

1656
01:46:15.000 --> 01:46:19.640
it starts off with a man named
Nomac at a blood bank, and I

1657
01:46:19.720 --> 01:46:26.159
love that the one guy is a
Microsoft guy. Yeah, I love that.

1658
01:46:26.239 --> 01:46:29.199
The one guy's like, this blood
bank is the best you can donate.

1659
01:46:29.239 --> 01:46:31.479
How you what? They even take
it in jars. Anyone would be

1660
01:46:31.600 --> 01:46:35.000
like why would they? That seems
really unsanitary. What's going on here?

1661
01:46:35.840 --> 01:46:43.359
Hi? Yeah, I'd like to
make a donation. But yeah, so

1662
01:46:44.399 --> 01:46:45.800
Nomac is there, He's like,
yeah, I need like a transplant.

1663
01:46:45.840 --> 01:46:47.720
They're like, oh, there's something
weird about your blood. We want to

1664
01:46:47.760 --> 01:46:53.520
look into it. And then they
strap into a fucking chair. Lugar needles

1665
01:46:53.600 --> 01:47:00.560
like what Kluger the Freddy klue Gooliger
needles. Frankie Kluk, which is a

1666
01:47:00.600 --> 01:47:04.159
great value. Freddy Krueger from Nightmare
on Elmwood. Jessica, make Freddy Klueger.

1667
01:47:04.840 --> 01:47:11.760
This will be this will be comparable
to crystals. Micer Miles. Thank

1668
01:47:11.800 --> 01:47:13.920
you for all the work you do, Jessica. I know we make it

1669
01:47:14.000 --> 01:47:17.479
hard and he might not appreciate you, but I do. Freddy Klueger the

1670
01:47:17.600 --> 01:47:28.319
Scar of dream Street. He was
made by John woodworker Blade. I'm sorry.

1671
01:47:28.359 --> 01:47:30.399
I apologize. By the way,
So it's needles. I mean,

1672
01:47:30.479 --> 01:47:35.359
what use is a needle that's like
a glove Like that seems like a bad

1673
01:47:35.399 --> 01:47:40.920
idea, the worst weapon. You
could just use one needle, like one

1674
01:47:41.000 --> 01:47:43.960
needles. We get one needle and
we put it like on some sort of

1675
01:47:44.000 --> 01:47:47.199
stick to do this motion at him. I feel like that's way more efficient

1676
01:47:47.399 --> 01:47:50.800
than a hand needles. No,
but I like the misdirect in the beginning

1677
01:47:50.800 --> 01:47:54.600
because I don't think this is based
off any particular comic. They're like doing,

1678
01:47:54.680 --> 01:47:57.600
no, No, this is this
is the this is like their own

1679
01:47:57.640 --> 01:48:00.720
stuff. Because the first movie,
like Deacon Frost was a character. There

1680
01:48:00.760 --> 01:48:03.680
were some winks and nods. Like
I said, they set up for Morbius

1681
01:48:03.720 --> 01:48:09.119
and then deleted it because even back
then, the no one like Jared Leito

1682
01:48:09.279 --> 01:48:12.159
no no, back then, they
wanted Morbius to be its own thing.

1683
01:48:12.760 --> 01:48:17.960
Well, they eventually did it,
and it was worth it. It's Morbid

1684
01:48:18.119 --> 01:48:24.600
time anyway, uh So, I
like the mister. Favorite scene of Morbius

1685
01:48:24.680 --> 01:48:28.960
is when he puts the needle back
in the infected hole. I don't even

1686
01:48:29.039 --> 01:48:32.960
remember anything that happened to Morbious other
than the dance scene and the weird flying

1687
01:48:33.640 --> 01:48:36.680
anyway. Anyway, So I like
the misrect that you think this is like

1688
01:48:36.760 --> 01:48:41.000
a sick, dying man, yes, and then like he's crying and then

1689
01:48:41.039 --> 01:48:44.640
he's like laughing at this like jawl
split, So we don't see the full

1690
01:48:44.720 --> 01:48:46.720
on jall split at that point.
But I love when he bites the one

1691
01:48:46.800 --> 01:48:50.760
vampire and the blood just like fucking
launches on the wall. I did,

1692
01:48:51.039 --> 01:48:55.239
I will, I will give a
credit like I really did. Like the

1693
01:48:56.680 --> 01:48:59.920
okay, we've did the vampire thing, adding another element to the mouth thing.

1694
01:49:00.039 --> 01:49:01.880
I will agree that was kind of
cool because it was like, oh

1695
01:49:02.000 --> 01:49:05.159
so because in the first one,
you're like, by the end of the

1696
01:49:05.199 --> 01:49:08.640
first one, like oh, they've
already figured o how to kill vampires easily.

1697
01:49:08.680 --> 01:49:10.560
But then if you make like,
oh these are harder to kill,

1698
01:49:10.600 --> 01:49:14.119
it makes it a little harder.
It's kind of like playing the sequel to

1699
01:49:14.199 --> 01:49:15.319
a game. You know, they
can't start do with all the same power.

1700
01:49:15.520 --> 01:49:19.479
Yeah, yeah, so yeah.
I like after this opening, Blade

1701
01:49:19.520 --> 01:49:23.479
says high to us. He's like, Hi, I'm Blade. My name

1702
01:49:24.760 --> 01:49:29.279
is Blade. That was drawn half
human, half empire. He's like,

1703
01:49:29.359 --> 01:49:31.039
and then my friend Whistler died and
they took him. And right there I'm

1704
01:49:31.319 --> 01:49:35.920
being in theater being like what the
vampires went back for Whistler and I went

1705
01:49:35.960 --> 01:49:39.680
back. Wasn't the point that they
wanted him to like sit there and die

1706
01:49:39.840 --> 01:49:43.079
and turn and then there was a
mercy killing. It was. I think

1707
01:49:43.119 --> 01:49:45.720
it was just one of those scenes
where they threw in where they needed a

1708
01:49:45.800 --> 01:49:49.199
reason to have that fight scene like
the movie. The movie does from the

1709
01:49:49.319 --> 01:49:53.720
very first scene of the movie,
it's like all they throw all this action

1710
01:49:53.840 --> 01:49:57.960
at you, like immediately, and
movies in that jo in that era always

1711
01:49:58.000 --> 01:50:00.560
did that. But it's like they
threw out this action and well why are

1712
01:50:00.600 --> 01:50:03.079
we doing this? And every scene
they had it was always a flimsy reason,

1713
01:50:03.159 --> 01:50:05.279
like oh yeah, Wischer, they
took Wizard early. We didn't tell

1714
01:50:05.279 --> 01:50:11.199
you. But yeah, wait,
it's like so Deacon Frost like uh killed

1715
01:50:11.279 --> 01:50:13.479
him, went to turn him,
and then you have to mercy kill him.

1716
01:50:13.479 --> 01:50:16.119
And then I guess other vampires went
back for him and then put him

1717
01:50:16.119 --> 01:50:20.760
in a blood How the other vampires
find out he was dead, like they

1718
01:50:20.840 --> 01:50:25.000
traced his fingerprints that he had on
a jarm blood that he turned in at

1719
01:50:25.000 --> 01:50:29.359
the blood pain amazing, Wait,
like why what was the need? I

1720
01:50:29.399 --> 01:50:30.439
guess it was just like, well, you got to bring him back.

1721
01:50:30.520 --> 01:50:33.119
He was in the first one,
of course, but it's just like you

1722
01:50:33.199 --> 01:50:38.960
didn't have to like why not the
doctor lady, Like even if even if

1723
01:50:39.000 --> 01:50:41.640
you wanted a cameo, you could
be like, oh he recorded this video

1724
01:50:41.840 --> 01:50:45.399
from and do something dumb like like
Jamie Kennedy and scream three. Yes,

1725
01:50:45.520 --> 01:50:48.760
yeah, maybe they just maybe they
just went back and found him because hes

1726
01:50:48.760 --> 01:50:55.319
an old man, so there was
blood in his stool and poor guy.

1727
01:50:56.239 --> 01:51:00.199
Anyway, I thought that was I
always thought that was weird. Uh bringing

1728
01:51:00.279 --> 01:51:04.119
Whistler back is it was just bizarre. But the whole suit up scene kind

1729
01:51:04.159 --> 01:51:08.520
of gave me Batman Forever vibes,
like we gotta zoom up on this and

1730
01:51:08.600 --> 01:51:11.800
this and this well everyone does.
Everyone gives schumarcher shift for that. But

1731
01:51:12.800 --> 01:51:14.920
there's a lot of movies that did
the whole suit up scene like that,

1732
01:51:15.079 --> 01:51:19.399
like the whole quick cut, like
the first Nolan movie they do a suit

1733
01:51:19.479 --> 01:51:26.880
up scene. Menior man they do
is obviously meteor Man. Yeah, it's

1734
01:51:27.000 --> 01:51:30.159
famous. You wore out my VHS
copy of that. Is a kid,

1735
01:51:31.199 --> 01:51:36.960
not a lie. So Blade is
honeting down people who know who Whistler is.

1736
01:51:38.560 --> 01:51:41.840
Uh, and he's like chasing these
vampires and it's pretty cool. And

1737
01:51:42.079 --> 01:51:46.000
then we get the first example of
the thing that ages the worst in this

1738
01:51:46.119 --> 01:51:53.359
film, the rubbery CGI body doubles. And this was not exclusive to this

1739
01:51:53.560 --> 01:51:57.479
film. This was a problem for
a lot of movies at the time.

1740
01:51:58.720 --> 01:52:02.439
Of course, the same year Matrix
reloaded, which, by the way,

1741
01:52:02.600 --> 01:52:04.960
I'm sorry, you mean the Dark
City rip off you I've seen it.

1742
01:52:05.079 --> 01:52:09.159
Yeah, which, by the way, uh, that I think we mentioned

1743
01:52:09.199 --> 01:52:13.279
in the one Matrix episode when I
rewatch Matrix reloaded that fight with him and

1744
01:52:13.319 --> 01:52:15.439
all the Smiths. It's so bad. No, no, But the thing

1745
01:52:15.560 --> 01:52:20.560
is, I forgot how good it
starts. So it's it's it's it's a

1746
01:52:20.600 --> 01:52:25.239
pie. It's like it's like a
float. Yeah, more Smith's less coal.

1747
01:52:25.560 --> 01:52:28.359
Yeah, because when it's just when
when they're using doubles and stuff like

1748
01:52:28.399 --> 01:52:30.560
that, You're right, the fight
is just. But the moment that he

1749
01:52:30.680 --> 01:52:32.399
did the pipe thing, I'm like, oh this and then it switches all

1750
01:52:32.520 --> 01:52:35.720
to CG. It gets so worse. So in this movie, to this

1751
01:52:35.880 --> 01:52:40.079
movie's credit, they try to like
blend it in and out, like it

1752
01:52:40.159 --> 01:52:44.359
actually does something cool where it is
like the live action actor and we'll go

1753
01:52:44.479 --> 01:52:47.840
into CG and then back into live
action. Uh, but it's the movements

1754
01:52:47.920 --> 01:52:55.680
that are so awkward and where he's
like coming down big Henry Caville mustache vibes

1755
01:52:56.279 --> 01:52:59.560
came. You had some shorthand for
the beginning. So this one when we

1756
01:52:59.680 --> 01:53:01.359
watched this film, we didn't know
we were doing this. We just happened

1757
01:53:01.399 --> 01:53:04.840
to watch Blake too, and what
a coincidence. That's so there was a

1758
01:53:04.880 --> 01:53:09.760
little bit of shorthand that we used. Realick. Yeah, Oh it's a

1759
01:53:09.840 --> 01:53:15.479
cat, okay kitty, so uh
space cat. We watched Blade to today.

1760
01:53:15.520 --> 01:53:21.560
What did you have to say about
it? Anything? Anything? Okay,

1761
01:53:21.600 --> 01:53:26.600
Well, thanks for coming here screaming
for attention and then doing nothing.

1762
01:53:26.960 --> 01:53:31.239
That was actually that was Ebert's exact
review of the movie. Oh, oh

1763
01:53:31.359 --> 01:53:33.920
my god. At the end of
this, I have to read Harry Knowle's

1764
01:53:33.960 --> 01:53:38.039
review of this movie. Okay,
okay, have you ever heard it before?

1765
01:53:38.720 --> 01:53:43.640
Oh it's the anyway. Anyway,
continue, So we did a lot

1766
01:53:43.680 --> 01:53:45.680
of shorthands, so I'm gonna go
through it here. But so Clawn Needles

1767
01:53:45.800 --> 01:53:54.159
is there there Wesley's gun skills ship. Yeah, that's the other thing.

1768
01:53:54.199 --> 01:53:58.239
So when he his shooting whenever he
seems did you notice on you anytime it's

1769
01:53:58.239 --> 01:54:00.359
a scene where he's shooting, you
never see who he's shooting at. It's

1770
01:54:00.439 --> 01:54:06.720
just seems to him, what are
you doing? Yeah, you're supposed to

1771
01:54:06.720 --> 01:54:10.239
be this cool guy and you're just, oh, just doing one of these

1772
01:54:10.359 --> 01:54:14.560
and around the corner with this weird
with this weird rectangle guns. It was

1773
01:54:14.640 --> 01:54:16.760
to force. Back then, gung
fu was a big thing. Yeah,

1774
01:54:17.439 --> 01:54:20.760
because of the matrix another reason and
equilibrium and stuff like that. There's a

1775
01:54:20.800 --> 01:54:24.079
lot of gun fu and everything.
So you just had to add it and

1776
01:54:24.159 --> 01:54:27.279
everything, and it's like, no, movies don't really need that. Yeah,

1777
01:54:27.359 --> 01:54:30.399
no, I really don't. I
mean, I love gun fu gun

1778
01:54:30.520 --> 01:54:32.359
katta. I think that's what they
called it, an equilibrium. I'm more

1779
01:54:32.359 --> 01:54:36.279
of a gym cotta man. But
that's just rest in peace then man act.

1780
01:54:39.239 --> 01:54:41.359
So yeah, he ends up torturing
a guy. By the way,

1781
01:54:41.520 --> 01:54:45.039
we mentioned in the previous film that
he will go from stoic and then occasionally

1782
01:54:45.119 --> 01:54:48.079
have this like weird personality change.
Yeah, and with his car, he

1783
01:54:48.239 --> 01:54:50.720
like has the motorcycle almost hits his
car and then he stops. He's like,

1784
01:54:51.319 --> 01:54:55.000
I'm like, yes, I'm like, you are so totally consistent,

1785
01:54:55.039 --> 01:54:59.039
Blake, but like luckily it only
comes out once in a while, which

1786
01:54:59.039 --> 01:55:00.920
I think is funny. But yeah, he torture is the one guy.

1787
01:55:00.920 --> 01:55:03.359
I love that the helmet just snaps
in half when he's like putting his face

1788
01:55:03.399 --> 01:55:06.600
of the rubber. So then they
go he goes to the safe house where

1789
01:55:06.880 --> 01:55:13.800
Whistler is and the vampires are snorting
blood, blood cocaine, blood cocaine.

1790
01:55:13.880 --> 01:55:15.560
That was shorthand, So blood cocaine
is amazing. Okay, Okay, well

1791
01:55:15.960 --> 01:55:19.000
but is the idea is it regular
blood orre they mixing it with drugs?

1792
01:55:19.039 --> 01:55:26.079
Hear me out. Okay, they
get blood from people that gusted cocaine and

1793
01:55:26.199 --> 01:55:29.520
then they dry it and they snort
it. Yeah, like if they want

1794
01:55:29.560 --> 01:55:30.960
to get drunk. Have you seen
what we do in the Shadows. Yeah,

1795
01:55:31.000 --> 01:55:34.479
I was just about saying Jessica cuts
to the drug blood clip like that.

1796
01:55:34.800 --> 01:55:39.600
We drank the blood of some people, but the people want drugs.

1797
01:55:40.359 --> 01:55:44.399
And now I'm a wizard the blade
versus complete. That's why they always had

1798
01:55:44.439 --> 01:55:47.600
those raves. Yeah, so they
can harvest drug blood. They're harvesting drug

1799
01:55:47.640 --> 01:55:51.680
blood. I'm with you, but
I think that they're taking that cocaine addicts

1800
01:55:51.720 --> 01:55:58.840
blood and they're putting it in more
cocaine. You think it's mixed with every

1801
01:55:58.920 --> 01:56:01.319
time. I don't blade rules,
but in most vampire movies, whenever a

1802
01:56:01.439 --> 01:56:03.960
vampire each regular food, it makes
them sick or it things it up.

1803
01:56:04.119 --> 01:56:06.760
Yeah, so I don't know if
it works the same way with drugs.

1804
01:56:08.119 --> 01:56:11.399
I mean, it's not food.
And by the way, he listen,

1805
01:56:12.720 --> 01:56:15.880
vampire movie makers, can we stop
the trope of drinking blood in a wine

1806
01:56:15.920 --> 01:56:18.159
glass? It's it's it's I'm so
sick of that trope. It's gonna get

1807
01:56:18.199 --> 01:56:23.119
cold, I know, and then
it coagulates, coagulates drinking right away.

1808
01:56:23.359 --> 01:56:27.119
Yeah. Yeah, less blood and
glasses, more blood rapes things, more

1809
01:56:27.159 --> 01:56:30.239
blood ripes. Thinking speaking of vampires, I finally watched Midnight Mass. Oh

1810
01:56:30.319 --> 01:56:31.319
yeah, it was actually pretty decent. I haven't seen it. It was

1811
01:56:31.359 --> 01:56:34.600
actually a nice little twist on the
vampire lord. So yeah, he saves

1812
01:56:34.600 --> 01:56:38.720
Whistler, who's in a big blood
thing. By the way, I love

1813
01:56:38.760 --> 01:56:40.720
the guy who knocks on the door. He's like, oh, who's there.

1814
01:56:40.800 --> 01:56:44.119
He just gets shot like dissolves.
Oh. I was gonna say the

1815
01:56:44.199 --> 01:56:53.840
previous fight, the vampire dissolving is
that was so bad? Yeah, yeah,

1816
01:56:54.000 --> 01:56:57.239
which even the first movie had some
issues with with the dissolving. I

1817
01:56:57.319 --> 01:57:00.199
mean, in terms of CGI movies
from that era, I try to give

1818
01:57:00.239 --> 01:57:03.840
a little bit more of a pass
because but then I look back and go

1819
01:57:03.960 --> 01:57:08.520
with Jurassic Park was so good,
Like Jurassic Park well has ruined CG for

1820
01:57:08.560 --> 01:57:11.520
a lot. Well, think about
it, the big movies like that.

1821
01:57:12.279 --> 01:57:15.520
They were developing the technology for those
movies and working on it for years,

1822
01:57:15.600 --> 01:57:19.359
and then you have these other guys
that are like, we can also use

1823
01:57:19.399 --> 01:57:24.119
computers. We'll also make all the
CGI and they're like, cool, spawn's

1824
01:57:24.159 --> 01:57:26.880
gonna look great, right, and
then it comes down it's like, oh

1825
01:57:26.960 --> 01:57:30.000
my god, what that looks nothing
like Jurassic far put sixty five more Agent

1826
01:57:30.079 --> 01:57:33.560
Smith. Yeah, and this is
why she Hulk looks the way in case

1827
01:57:33.600 --> 01:57:38.319
you're curious, because the big money
goes to the real Hulk. She Hulk

1828
01:57:38.319 --> 01:57:41.039
gets a TV Disney buzz. I
love that on Twitter. You thought I

1829
01:57:41.199 --> 01:57:44.000
was like angry at people shitting on
sheihold, oh, I don't think you

1830
01:57:44.039 --> 01:57:46.079
were angry. It was so what
I said for shee Hulk. Yes,

1831
01:57:46.159 --> 01:57:50.319
it's Marvel related. I'm like,
this is I'm like, I know every

1832
01:57:50.479 --> 01:57:54.920
single thing that happened in that show
because people want to stop bitching about them

1833
01:57:54.920 --> 01:57:58.439
on Twitter. And the point I
shouldn't tweet first thing in the morning because

1834
01:57:58.560 --> 01:58:02.159
usually when everything gets spoiled for me, like Mandalorian, it's by fans who

1835
01:58:02.239 --> 01:58:06.880
can't shut up. She look is
the first time where literally I know every

1836
01:58:08.079 --> 01:58:12.399
detail because people were complaining And I'm
like, well, I didn't even have

1837
01:58:12.479 --> 01:58:15.760
to watch the show. Consider yourself
lucky and blood. I guess I got

1838
01:58:15.800 --> 01:58:19.439
two episodes left. But but like
I said, Mandalorian, I knew everything

1839
01:58:19.760 --> 01:58:26.000
turns out at the end. It
was a Wommandalorian glass ceiling broken. I

1840
01:58:26.079 --> 01:58:29.439
love I love when Star Wars fans
get so upset that I don't like Mandalorian.

1841
01:58:29.439 --> 01:58:31.840
I'm like it sucks it. Okay, I thought it was a bounty

1842
01:58:31.880 --> 01:58:35.119
hunting show. It's a babysitting show. And my favorite was when everyone was

1843
01:58:35.479 --> 01:58:40.840
raising Arizona. Uh no, we
no, I like raising Arizona, but

1844
01:58:41.720 --> 01:58:45.159
I know what that is going in. I just a masterpiece, you know

1845
01:58:45.199 --> 01:58:47.479
what I hate. I hate it
when everyone pretended Gina Corano was a good

1846
01:58:47.520 --> 01:58:50.840
actress before she was a bad guy, and then she was a bad guy

1847
01:58:50.880 --> 01:58:54.600
and everyone ate her. I'm like, she sucked before that. He's never

1848
01:58:54.640 --> 01:58:57.479
a good actress. Have you seen
Haywires on of the words. I never

1849
01:58:57.560 --> 01:59:00.800
thought is a good actress. That
was like when you were like upset and

1850
01:59:00.920 --> 01:59:02.479
like, no, I can understand
if you're upset that she got fired and

1851
01:59:02.479 --> 01:59:05.600
stuff, but let's not pretend that
she was the glue holding it together.

1852
01:59:05.680 --> 01:59:13.039
She was awful. Gina Corano is
like Ronda Rousey. There they get these

1853
01:59:13.079 --> 01:59:17.000
they get propped up, but they're
not terrible, terrible woman. I hear

1854
01:59:17.039 --> 01:59:21.520
both of you. You guys have
a very good point, but she's so

1855
01:59:21.680 --> 01:59:24.920
thick and hot. I don't care. Oh yeah, yeah, I forgive

1856
01:59:24.960 --> 01:59:29.880
everything, get it, bro,
I will, I will you invite me

1857
01:59:29.920 --> 01:59:35.560
into your home? I didn't nobody. Okay, fair enough, we broke

1858
01:59:35.600 --> 01:59:39.239
into your home. But here me
out, Tony. Nobody talks about about

1859
01:59:39.239 --> 01:59:45.560
Gina con I'm sorry. Watch I'm
gonna watch every Gina Kurana movie now,

1860
01:59:45.720 --> 01:59:49.279
the Western and the REDDA and the
Red Alert cut scenes because she was in

1861
01:59:49.359 --> 01:59:53.600
those, Yes, Yes, and
Man and Conquer and the the Hunter Biden

1862
01:59:53.760 --> 01:59:56.760
movie. I'm gonna watch that.
Actually, you should join us. We're

1863
01:59:56.800 --> 01:59:59.279
riffing that next month. That's is
it out? Did it come out?

1864
01:59:59.439 --> 02:00:03.359
I have it? I mean by
the time this comes out, the movie's

1865
02:00:03.359 --> 02:00:06.239
been out for a while. Yes, okay, anyway, anyway, anyway,

1866
02:00:06.800 --> 02:00:11.399
you know what, You're right,
I gotta review it in time because

1867
02:00:11.399 --> 02:00:13.680
if I wait to talk about The
Hunter Biden and think it's not gonna be

1868
02:00:13.680 --> 02:00:16.279
news anymore. So anyway, let's
get back into this. Blade gets Whistler

1869
02:00:16.399 --> 02:00:19.800
out of there. Yes, but
he's kind of vampirish. I guess he

1870
02:00:19.920 --> 02:00:24.319
never fully turns. Okay, that's
because they kept them in stasis. The

1871
02:00:24.399 --> 02:00:28.520
whole plot of the first movie,
well, one of the subplots was the

1872
02:00:28.640 --> 02:00:30.239
girl that was kinda turn into vampire. They're trying to stop her from turning

1873
02:00:30.279 --> 02:00:33.000
into one. Remember the first one, yeah, okay, So the whole

1874
02:00:33.039 --> 02:00:34.840
thing was like, how do we
do this? You were even how to

1875
02:00:34.880 --> 02:00:38.000
do it? This should be easy
to fix it. You're not you know

1876
02:00:38.039 --> 02:00:40.680
how to do it already. Well, remember I think it did end up

1877
02:00:40.720 --> 02:00:44.720
working for her, right, she
had or she was working on a cure.

1878
02:00:45.640 --> 02:00:47.520
I thought that she was cured for
sure and then didn't have to make

1879
02:00:47.600 --> 02:00:51.840
her blood. Yeah something like.
I think from what I remember, she

1880
02:00:53.000 --> 02:00:57.399
actually did form some kind of cure
or was close to getting a cure.

1881
02:00:57.479 --> 02:01:00.640
But when she was working on the
cure, she accidentally made something that killed

1882
02:01:00.680 --> 02:01:02.640
them. Remember that killed their God? Yeah, they're God, they'd be

1883
02:01:02.720 --> 02:01:06.640
more upset about that, but real
God doesn't show up till the third one,

1884
02:01:08.399 --> 02:01:15.520
right, right, Oh my god? Guy Parker posey stupid. It's

1885
02:01:15.399 --> 02:01:20.439
anyway Ryan Reynolds. So I guess
he does have that kind of cure that

1886
02:01:20.520 --> 02:01:26.439
can cure you in time. So
he gives uh whistler a injection and he's

1887
02:01:26.479 --> 02:01:29.319
like, hey, I'm opening those
fucking shades whether you're turned or not,

1888
02:01:30.520 --> 02:01:32.760
good luck buddy, Like, hey, blade, he might actually die.

1889
02:01:32.840 --> 02:01:38.279
Do you want to like say like
something like something nicer and said He's like,

1890
02:01:38.640 --> 02:01:41.399
hey, man, you might get
fucking roastic good luck and like,

1891
02:01:41.600 --> 02:01:45.359
where's the point of even going after
it? Some motherfuck is always trying to

1892
02:01:45.399 --> 02:01:50.119
hop scotch what But it's okay,
he couldn't say anything. He only answers

1893
02:01:50.239 --> 02:01:56.000
questions in the movie. It's okay, though, Whistler is cured. But

1894
02:01:56.239 --> 02:02:00.840
now they introduce this whole like where
does his allegiance lie? Oh my god,

1895
02:02:00.880 --> 02:02:01.840
okay, can we okay, we
talk about that? What is it?

1896
02:02:02.000 --> 02:02:05.439
They just like they do this like
blind, like this double blind reveal,

1897
02:02:05.479 --> 02:02:06.920
like you go, oh, where
was you? Where were you?

1898
02:02:06.920 --> 02:02:12.520
And they're like building down because he
gets introduced to Scuds, who is blades

1899
02:02:12.560 --> 02:02:15.359
new tech guy, and there's that
immediate hostility there. Name though, Yeah,

1900
02:02:16.199 --> 02:02:19.119
all the names are so fucking stupid
in this they pull them out of

1901
02:02:19.119 --> 02:02:21.319
a hat. Bro. Yeah,
it's so funny. They just pulled the

1902
02:02:21.359 --> 02:02:24.760
name out of it. In my
notes, I don't refer to him as

1903
02:02:24.880 --> 02:02:30.239
Lighthammer. I call him barbarian Lighthammer. Scuds isn't a fan of him,

1904
02:02:30.279 --> 02:02:31.840
and they're trying to do this whole
thing. It never really worked for me.

1905
02:02:31.960 --> 02:02:35.079
But yeah, they get attacked by
ninja vampires. Okay, here we

1906
02:02:35.159 --> 02:02:38.800
go, all right, yeah,
this is my play. Yeah, okay,

1907
02:02:38.880 --> 02:02:42.039
go ahead. They get attacked by
ninja vampires for five minutes and then

1908
02:02:42.119 --> 02:02:43.920
it's just like, no, no, wait, we're on your side.

1909
02:02:44.239 --> 02:02:46.840
You were just trying to fucking kill
us. I was screaming when we were

1910
02:02:46.880 --> 02:02:50.399
watching this because I because I forgot
about that part. It's like, instead

1911
02:02:50.439 --> 02:02:56.239
of like I don't know, calling
him on the phone or showing up and

1912
02:02:56.319 --> 02:02:58.520
be like, hey, look,
we have no weapons, we're here to

1913
02:02:58.640 --> 02:03:00.720
talk, we're on your side instead, And like I brought up earlier,

1914
02:03:00.720 --> 02:03:03.560
which is a theme for this movie
that you guys are gonna see. It's

1915
02:03:04.119 --> 02:03:08.720
finding reasons to have fights even when
they doesn't need to be fights, because

1916
02:03:08.720 --> 02:03:11.399
they need action. They need action. I think they're just, you know,

1917
02:03:11.439 --> 02:03:15.159
you're marketing to like your typical adolescent
teenage kid where it's like I need

1918
02:03:15.239 --> 02:03:17.520
action. I need action. I'm
thinking maybe they were like, all right,

1919
02:03:17.640 --> 02:03:21.479
well, Blade's not gonna listen to
a fucking thing we say we're gonna

1920
02:03:21.520 --> 02:03:25.079
show up, and he's just gonna
murder us. So like maybe we could

1921
02:03:25.159 --> 02:03:28.159
like stab him. And I think
the idea was not to kill him in

1922
02:03:28.239 --> 02:03:30.279
capacity, but it could pacitate a
blog enough. They're like Okay, now

1923
02:03:30.439 --> 02:03:36.159
that we've impaled you, you can
survive it. Uh, let's talk great.

1924
02:03:36.399 --> 02:03:40.520
But but you're that's a great point. I didn't think about that because

1925
02:03:40.840 --> 02:03:43.800
if a vampire just shows like bladeo
big, You're right. Blade was just

1926
02:03:43.880 --> 02:03:45.840
about to let Whistler die, so
I'm sure if a random dude shows up

1927
02:03:45.960 --> 02:03:49.960
ismber Blade. Blade hates vampires.
At no point in this movie does he

1928
02:03:50.000 --> 02:03:53.600
give an update on how that vampire
cure is going. Oh, because he

1929
02:03:53.680 --> 02:03:58.359
doesn't fucking care. He hears me
wants to kill him. Send a hot

1930
02:03:58.520 --> 02:04:00.560
chick like in the first one.
If you send a hot well she did

1931
02:04:00.840 --> 02:04:04.119
the vampire track, Send it hot
familiar and be like, look, I'm

1932
02:04:04.159 --> 02:04:06.840
not a vampire. You could check
me with your vampire machine that they I

1933
02:04:06.920 --> 02:04:11.760
guess. I don't know, I
guess, and and and then be like,

1934
02:04:11.840 --> 02:04:14.199
hey, look these guys actually want
to work with you. And then

1935
02:04:14.279 --> 02:04:17.359
I'm gonna mumble a couple of things. But that fight scene, I will

1936
02:04:17.399 --> 02:04:25.239
say, was a cool fight scene, except I was reading the IMDb and

1937
02:04:25.279 --> 02:04:28.399
I kind of want to go and
listen to the commentary track because apparently even

1938
02:04:28.479 --> 02:04:32.239
Del Toro will make fun of the
band CGI In the commentary track. So

1939
02:04:32.399 --> 02:04:35.159
yeah, they they eventually are like, hey, look we want a truce.

1940
02:04:35.880 --> 02:04:40.000
I will say the goggles are cool. How they like were tract and

1941
02:04:40.039 --> 02:04:43.199
everything like owls eyes. Yeah,
and like the goggles and all the weird

1942
02:04:43.239 --> 02:04:46.000
goggle stuff. It does seem again
like things that would we would end up

1943
02:04:46.039 --> 02:04:49.560
seeing in Hell Boy later on.
Yes, yes, yes, this this

1944
02:04:49.680 --> 02:04:54.359
feels like how J. J.
Abrams used Star Trek because he wanted to

1945
02:04:54.399 --> 02:04:56.920
make a Star Wars movie. This
feels like del Tour, like look,

1946
02:04:56.920 --> 02:04:59.840
I'll do Blade too, but I
really want to do hell Boys. Like

1947
02:05:00.039 --> 02:05:01.520
look at what I'm capable of?
Yeah, look at I'm capable of here.

1948
02:05:01.760 --> 02:05:04.840
Yeah, one thing, one note, one note that I took during

1949
02:05:04.880 --> 02:05:09.079
that whole Ninja sword fight part was
I don't know if you noticed, but

1950
02:05:09.279 --> 02:05:12.800
every time they do the fight,
they kept they kept finding a reason to

1951
02:05:12.960 --> 02:05:16.560
fight in front of these like giant
the god lights the God. But they

1952
02:05:16.640 --> 02:05:19.680
kept they move away and then somehow
end up back in front of them and

1953
02:05:19.720 --> 02:05:27.279
to move away, and and those
lights don't hurt them because they're covered in

1954
02:05:27.399 --> 02:05:30.720
the suit. I guess there's some
well you get I'm gonna bring it up

1955
02:05:30.800 --> 02:05:34.600
when we get to the sewer level. Yeah, the sewer level I'm gonna

1956
02:05:34.600 --> 02:05:38.920
bring on. Let's put a pin
on that for now because I am going

1957
02:05:38.960 --> 02:05:43.760
to bring that up. Uh.
But yeah, Nissa, she is the

1958
02:05:43.920 --> 02:05:49.960
vampire princess. She is one of
those Binks calls calls people mister right,

1959
02:05:50.239 --> 02:06:00.520
Messa vampire not I apologize, Missa, not the racist caricature lisas whatever.

1960
02:06:00.800 --> 02:06:04.479
She is one of the three Martas
from Arrested Development. I believe she is

1961
02:06:04.640 --> 02:06:10.000
the first Martin. Oh I didn't
know that, and I've watched a million

1962
02:06:10.079 --> 02:06:13.880
times. So she played Marta in
two episodes and then it turned into the

1963
02:06:13.920 --> 02:06:16.720
girl from the Mummy. Yes,
yeah, I forget, I'm blanking on.

1964
02:06:16.880 --> 02:06:19.840
One was like super tan and all
the time. Yeh yes, and

1965
02:06:19.920 --> 02:06:25.279
then there was they do a flashback
to just some actress who is supposed to

1966
02:06:25.319 --> 02:06:29.479
be Marta. But she is the
first Marta interested development. And that's that's

1967
02:06:29.520 --> 02:06:31.479
what I know. Her friend,
I mean, she's in other things.

1968
02:06:31.760 --> 02:06:38.840
Whatever works. But yeah, Blade
agrees to go to the vampire headquarters,

1969
02:06:39.800 --> 02:06:44.039
which did he not know where that
was located? You never know where that

1970
02:06:44.119 --> 02:06:45.920
was local. It also seemed like
they weren't hiding it that well. No,

1971
02:06:46.159 --> 02:06:48.439
it feels like it was super easy
to find the van. It's probably

1972
02:06:48.479 --> 02:06:53.359
in Google. Yeah, it us
me back in map Quest. It's like

1973
02:06:53.399 --> 02:06:56.239
a pop up restaurant, so the
location changes all the time. It all

1974
02:06:56.319 --> 02:06:59.199
just depends on what's local and what's
fresh. I do like that. She's

1975
02:06:59.319 --> 02:07:02.680
just like, it's so weird that
he just agreed to come here. And

1976
02:07:02.760 --> 02:07:06.199
it's like, oh, yeah,
he's got a suicide bomb vest on right

1977
02:07:06.279 --> 02:07:10.880
now, and no point to the
vampires be like, okay, look,

1978
02:07:11.520 --> 02:07:14.680
we'll give you like a gud.
You can't break the suicide bob vested here.

1979
02:07:15.000 --> 02:07:19.119
The vampires are observably stupid, yes, because the things they do,

1980
02:07:19.479 --> 02:07:24.560
and I understand writing wise why they
try to do some of the things.

1981
02:07:24.640 --> 02:07:28.560
But like you just said, that's
a great example. They immediately trust Blade,

1982
02:07:28.800 --> 02:07:33.279
the guy whose entire goal is to
genocide their entire people. No,

1983
02:07:33.439 --> 02:07:36.880
that's what Blade is. Look for
vampire is his goal. Blade is a

1984
02:07:38.039 --> 02:07:41.399
dick. Look, depending on whose
side you're on, Blade is a horrible

1985
02:07:41.479 --> 02:07:45.760
monster. And again, the biggest
point in that favor is he never updates

1986
02:07:45.840 --> 02:07:51.039
us on the vampire cure. He
doesn't want it. Blade doesn't Blade doesn't

1987
02:07:51.039 --> 02:07:55.960
want to help. Blade wants to
hunt. Yeah, and because he purposely

1988
02:07:56.079 --> 02:07:59.359
is like, just give me a
different serum. I don't want the cure.

1989
02:07:59.800 --> 02:08:03.279
I need more vampires to kill.
And no one, no one ever

1990
02:08:03.319 --> 02:08:05.319
says like, well, if you
have a cure, you could just cure

1991
02:08:05.359 --> 02:08:07.239
them. Now He's like, daw, that's not on my enchance. I

1992
02:08:07.359 --> 02:08:09.479
need to murder them. How's that
cure coming along? How's that cure coming

1993
02:08:09.520 --> 02:08:11.800
along? Blade? Oh no,
no, no, I do something else.

1994
02:08:11.800 --> 02:08:16.399
Now I'm doing the opposite. This
one makes more vampires. That cure

1995
02:08:16.520 --> 02:08:20.199
never comes out. Blade three.
There should have been people be like,

1996
02:08:20.279 --> 02:08:22.439
hey, play look, we're just
curing them. Now he's like, I

1997
02:08:22.520 --> 02:08:24.159
still gotta murder them. No,
no, no, no, we can

1998
02:08:24.199 --> 02:08:26.600
see that we have we literally have
an injection. It goes right away.

1999
02:08:28.800 --> 02:08:31.800
What if they're halfway to being cured? Can I still kill them because it's

2000
02:08:31.800 --> 02:08:39.680
a little vampire. What acceptable amount
of vampire through the head? Yes?

2001
02:08:39.960 --> 02:08:41.560
Can I put my sword through their
head? Can I kill it? Can

2002
02:08:41.600 --> 02:08:45.560
I? So? Can I kill
a vampire in the third trimester? It's

2003
02:08:45.880 --> 02:08:54.760
Blade first off? First off,
Blade no versus Blade bro the podcast.

2004
02:08:54.800 --> 02:09:01.439
Hey that was a fun one,
guys, thank you. That's like Betsy

2005
02:09:01.520 --> 02:09:07.640
Ever said, so after rob Blade, you can't. Sorry, let's go.

2006
02:09:09.039 --> 02:09:15.439
Okay, So Thomas Kretchman plays Thomasquinoes
who looks like that sparatu. Yes,

2007
02:09:15.640 --> 02:09:20.079
yes, Thomas Kreshman, who's a
Nazi in Dial of Destiny. Oh

2008
02:09:20.479 --> 02:09:26.479
really, we have our theories.
I like Thomaskretschman. He's fine. So

2009
02:09:26.560 --> 02:09:28.399
you're saying you love the CGI and
the Trailer of Destiny. I agree,

2010
02:09:28.600 --> 02:09:31.399
No, no, that I don't
like. So Thomas Kreshman, are you

2011
02:09:31.439 --> 02:09:35.840
talking about that old wet vampire?
We gotta talk about the glistening? Well,

2012
02:09:35.840 --> 02:09:39.039
I think like the idea was that
his skin is like marble. I

2013
02:09:39.159 --> 02:09:43.359
guess yeh didn't come off that way
looking. He was always getting out of

2014
02:09:43.359 --> 02:09:46.199
a hot tub. Yes, And
we so we started calling it like,

2015
02:09:46.720 --> 02:09:52.159
oh it's our time, is the
vampires time of the glistening when we all

2016
02:09:52.359 --> 02:09:56.279
all the real bood vampires, they
just get by the way, Why does

2017
02:09:56.359 --> 02:10:01.359
he look like different? Okay,
I don't. That's the other thing too,

2018
02:10:01.399 --> 02:10:05.239
that they never really because a lot
of times if a vampire sometimes they

2019
02:10:05.319 --> 02:10:09.439
just look creepy and old. But
if you have these like nicer looking vampires

2020
02:10:09.479 --> 02:10:11.960
and then there's a creepy one,
a lot of times, like the thing

2021
02:10:11.000 --> 02:10:13.680
will be like, oh, they're
not drinking as much blood like uh,

2022
02:10:13.920 --> 02:10:16.680
like Dracula, so he starts off
as an old man, the more bloody

2023
02:10:16.720 --> 02:10:22.159
drinking. I remember. Yes,
obviously that's the one I was referring to.

2024
02:10:22.600 --> 02:10:26.199
That's the canon Dracula. We all
strokers, Leslie, got any of

2025
02:10:26.279 --> 02:10:28.279
these Draculas here? I actually don't
have Dracula Dead in love it and I

2026
02:10:28.319 --> 02:10:31.439
need to ge it's in the DVD
players you were watching all the time.

2027
02:10:31.560 --> 02:10:35.039
Me too. That's true, that's
true, keeps melting the dead. So,

2028
02:10:35.439 --> 02:10:37.560
Leslie Nielsen is your favorite Dracula.
Yeah, obviously it's okay. Well

2029
02:10:37.600 --> 02:10:41.720
that that's kind of mean to me
because you know I had Drag District Attorney

2030
02:10:41.760 --> 02:10:43.920
Dracula Mummy Cop, and I thought, you say, Tony, I'm such

2031
02:10:43.920 --> 02:10:46.000
a good friend. I watch your
old web series and that's my favorite Tracula.

2032
02:10:46.079 --> 02:10:48.760
But now I know that we're not
friends. Why would you think we're

2033
02:10:48.800 --> 02:10:52.000
friends? Are broken your home?
It's true, it's true. That's true.

2034
02:10:52.159 --> 02:10:56.600
So not Sparado's there? Uh,
And I don't feel like saying dom

2035
02:10:56.640 --> 02:11:00.920
Asquino, so we're just gonna call
him that Sperato. Nuts for us,

2036
02:11:01.199 --> 02:11:05.760
nuts for us. But my whole
thing. They do it in what we

2037
02:11:05.840 --> 02:11:07.319
do in the Shadows also, But
I think the whole thing with like vampire

2038
02:11:07.399 --> 02:11:11.880
lore is those those the really old
ones look that way. It's because they

2039
02:11:11.960 --> 02:11:16.399
had They aren't necessarily adapted to modern
society. Yeah, they're still very fearal

2040
02:11:16.479 --> 02:11:20.680
almost so they just kept looking like
that, and they probably feed a lot

2041
02:11:20.760 --> 02:11:24.000
more and there's more more on like
the beast side of things. That's like

2042
02:11:24.079 --> 02:11:26.640
an Anne Rice thing. It didn't
make it into the movies, but there

2043
02:11:26.680 --> 02:11:33.119
are these like Wraith type vampires in
her books that like have no social interaction

2044
02:11:33.279 --> 02:11:35.159
and don't feed as much, so
they're like basically zombies. Like they're like

2045
02:11:35.359 --> 02:11:39.680
creepy zombie things. That's what it
never made in the movies. I don't

2046
02:11:39.680 --> 02:11:41.359
know if it's in the show,
but like interview with the vampires, Like,

2047
02:11:41.520 --> 02:11:43.640
yeah, me and the girl we
met looking for vampires. The one

2048
02:11:43.680 --> 02:11:48.199
we found scared of the shit out
of us and we murdered it. So

2049
02:11:48.319 --> 02:11:52.399
yeah, they're basically like Blade.
There is a new vampire on the block

2050
02:11:54.159 --> 02:11:58.880
and they're called reapers, uh,
and they're like scary. They feed on

2051
02:11:58.000 --> 02:12:03.680
human and vampire blood, And I
thought, are the pirates from firefly.

2052
02:12:05.039 --> 02:12:07.600
Yeah, I think they might or
were they reavers? They might have been

2053
02:12:07.680 --> 02:12:15.079
reavers. What's the pepper Okay,
so these pepper vampires go ahead, the

2054
02:12:15.119 --> 02:12:18.359
pepper vampires Dad scorpion vampires. Yes, yes, They're like, hey,

2055
02:12:18.399 --> 02:12:22.239
look, they're gonna kill all of
us. It's some mutated strain. We

2056
02:12:22.359 --> 02:12:26.800
don't know where this virus came from. So yeah, they're like, look,

2057
02:12:26.840 --> 02:12:30.039
we we want to team up.
You're gonna team up with this team

2058
02:12:30.439 --> 02:12:33.079
to kill these new vampires. By
the way, the team that you're teaming

2059
02:12:33.159 --> 02:12:37.079
up with has been trained to kill
you for the last two years. I

2060
02:12:37.680 --> 02:12:41.039
do like that twist where it's like
these people literally their only purpose is to

2061
02:12:41.119 --> 02:12:43.359
kill Blade and now they have to
work with him. I just want to

2062
02:12:43.399 --> 02:12:46.399
warn you Blade, one of your
new crew members. He tweets about having

2063
02:12:46.479 --> 02:12:52.279
piss on his hands a lot.
My god, Ron, are those real

2064
02:12:52.319 --> 02:12:56.199
tweets or like joke? No?
Those are real? No, those are

2065
02:12:56.239 --> 02:12:58.640
real. Those are real tweets.
I think he is what's his name in

2066
02:12:58.760 --> 02:13:05.399
this It's a very German name,
because I think from what I read in

2067
02:13:05.439 --> 02:13:07.279
the original script he might have been
like a former Nazi, but that did

2068
02:13:07.359 --> 02:13:13.520
not make it in He is racing
for Nazi. His name was Vampire former

2069
02:13:13.600 --> 02:13:16.760
not current. Yeah, he's right, by the way, current Nazi,

2070
02:13:16.800 --> 02:13:20.119
I get right, current, not
well, we don't know when this comes

2071
02:13:20.159 --> 02:13:24.600
out. Current and Jessica listen,
I want to apologize. Please keep out

2072
02:13:24.119 --> 02:13:28.600
beleep that out too. Yeah.
I like that he changed I just like

2073
02:13:28.680 --> 02:13:31.039
that he changed his name to what
people say when he's in a room now

2074
02:13:31.279 --> 02:13:37.720
yeah, yes, oh man.
And he's also a vampire because he wears

2075
02:13:37.760 --> 02:13:43.760
the black mask all the time too, so the sun. Yeah, what's

2076
02:13:43.760 --> 02:13:46.199
the last time we've seen him in
the daytime? He fears daywalkers. All

2077
02:13:46.239 --> 02:13:54.520
those videos he's been doing are at
night. He's a mPire Reinhart. Okay,

2078
02:13:54.920 --> 02:13:58.880
so all their names are stupid,
Like I said, Lighthammer, Reinhart,

2079
02:13:58.960 --> 02:14:05.119
everyst I don't know the other one. I want to say. There,

2080
02:14:05.520 --> 02:14:09.319
there's there's tumblr girl. Dude.
There's a guy named Chupa chupa Yes

2081
02:14:09.680 --> 02:14:13.399
with soccer, which is Spanish for
sucker. Sucker. Yes. The troop

2082
02:14:13.479 --> 02:14:16.479
of Cabra, the troop of cobricks. That's not how we use it in

2083
02:14:16.560 --> 02:14:20.680
high school, okay, where we
got up at the times, it's chop

2084
02:14:20.680 --> 02:14:26.760
of copris of cobricks. Copricks also
just wanted to say missed opportunity in the

2085
02:14:26.800 --> 02:14:30.479
film, when Donnie En shows up
for the first time, they should have

2086
02:14:30.520 --> 02:14:33.359
been like, who's that man,
and they go, that's Snowman. That's

2087
02:14:33.399 --> 02:14:39.640
a vampire. Is name Snowman?
Snow Man? That Snowman, that's a

2088
02:14:39.760 --> 02:14:46.880
vampire? Like they gave him everybody, No, no, they gave him

2089
02:14:46.880 --> 02:14:54.720
a way better name in Star Wars
Rogue one. And that name is did

2090
02:14:54.800 --> 02:14:58.680
they say his name in Star Wars? He is it? Is it?

2091
02:14:58.319 --> 02:15:03.760
I feel like it's racist. I
can't say it. Cheerot m Way.

2092
02:15:03.279 --> 02:15:07.479
Okay, come on man, yeah, cheired Way, Yes, native American

2093
02:15:07.560 --> 02:15:15.439
Donnie Yen played Cheerut m Way in
you it's actor Donnie En. Okay,

2094
02:15:15.520 --> 02:15:20.760
you know what I might you might
be right Star Wars. I'm not defending

2095
02:15:20.800 --> 02:15:22.119
anymore, Tony. I'll give you
this one that way. People say it

2096
02:15:22.239 --> 02:15:24.920
is good, I'm like, I
know, I know you went. You

2097
02:15:24.000 --> 02:15:28.359
know what. Looking back on it, Rogue one was only good because everything

2098
02:15:28.359 --> 02:15:31.000
else around was. It was at
least marginally better than the other movies.

2099
02:15:31.039 --> 02:15:33.359
But it's not. Sorry, Blade, I apologize, sorry, play play

2100
02:15:33.399 --> 02:15:39.399
play so Ron Pearlman, He asked
Blade if he blushes. Can you blush?

2101
02:15:41.239 --> 02:15:43.720
Here we go boppy, which is
racist? That was That's a good

2102
02:15:43.720 --> 02:15:46.479
point. That was a super racist. By the way, the reason it's

2103
02:15:46.520 --> 02:15:50.119
in here, Wesley Snipes made them
put the scene in because someone did that

2104
02:15:50.279 --> 02:15:54.800
to him and he wanted it in
the movie. Like someone legit asked that

2105
02:15:54.000 --> 02:15:58.359
of Wesley Snipes. Ones. Okay, first of all, first of all,

2106
02:15:58.319 --> 02:16:01.520
brave to walk up to Wesley Snipes
and ask him that fucking question.

2107
02:16:01.560 --> 02:16:05.359
We don't know if he was like
Wesley Snipes. Yeah, he might have

2108
02:16:05.439 --> 02:16:09.840
just been like a kid or something
like. I wouldn't go up to Wesley

2109
02:16:09.920 --> 02:16:13.560
Snipes and say that. I wouldn't
go up to Wesley Snipe. No,

2110
02:16:13.680 --> 02:16:16.239
I would totally go up to Wesley
Snipes and be like, so, what

2111
02:16:16.319 --> 02:16:18.800
did you do wrong? And what
can I learn from your mistakes? Because

2112
02:16:18.800 --> 02:16:22.680
I don't want to pay the government. I'm sorry, Jessica, cut that

2113
02:16:22.760 --> 02:16:26.000
out. I'm just gonna I'm just
gonna ask him demolition man questions. That's

2114
02:16:26.039 --> 02:16:30.720
mine. That's the next of the
agenda, is everything about demolition over a

2115
02:16:30.800 --> 02:16:33.600
meal at Taco Bell Simon Phoenix actually
from Tucson, did you know that?

2116
02:16:35.520 --> 02:16:37.319
Not? Really just made it up? So he puts a bomb in ron

2117
02:16:37.360 --> 02:16:41.559
Perlman's head. All that the suicide
squad, the suicide squad brainstem. I

2118
02:16:41.680 --> 02:16:48.120
forgot about that. Yeah, and
then then you find out by the way,

2119
02:16:48.159 --> 02:16:54.719
way too shortly afterwards, like there
never was a bomb would ahead Ronan's

2120
02:16:54.799 --> 02:17:00.120
fucking haircut? So we looked at
that. I actually sent you that on

2121
02:17:00.159 --> 02:17:01.879
Twitter too, because we took it. I took a screenshrive. His hair

2122
02:17:01.959 --> 02:17:05.840
goes from here and then it's like
if my beard kept going up but then

2123
02:17:05.920 --> 02:17:09.600
went and connected in the back like
a monk. You should get you should

2124
02:17:09.680 --> 02:17:13.360
rock. I'm gonna do it.
I'm you should be Ryan Hart next.

2125
02:17:13.079 --> 02:17:16.360
Nobody know who I am. The
think I'm a homeless guy. Dude.

2126
02:17:16.399 --> 02:17:20.479
It's like it's like goggles but a
beard. Yeah, so I never noticed

2127
02:17:20.520 --> 02:17:24.840
it before until I read the fact
he never takes his sunglasses off this entire

2128
02:17:24.959 --> 02:17:33.760
film. Yeah, they are.
He's always wearing his sunglasses. I think

2129
02:17:33.799 --> 02:17:37.479
it's always wearing sunglasses in everything he
does. Oh, I think you know

2130
02:17:37.600 --> 02:17:41.639
what that that that actually makes It's
not just in that movie. He does

2131
02:17:41.719 --> 02:17:43.360
wear sunglasses a lot, like Sots
of Anarchy and everything too. But like

2132
02:17:45.280 --> 02:17:48.680
it's just because he's run Proman kind
of has butthole eyes. No, I

2133
02:17:48.760 --> 02:17:52.600
mean like they're instant, they're pushed
in. But yeah, no, I

2134
02:17:52.639 --> 02:17:54.559
get what you mean. I get
what you mean. This is really mean.

2135
02:17:56.040 --> 02:18:00.799
But yeah, because we would want
to offend nice sky Ron Peerlman give

2136
02:18:01.920 --> 02:18:07.719
his hand. So they go to
the Vampire Club and again Blade's like,

2137
02:18:07.159 --> 02:18:11.760
is this a club? I don't
see any symbols the witnesses should say,

2138
02:18:11.920 --> 02:18:13.559
is like, I don't know it
is, trust me, it's new.

2139
02:18:13.639 --> 02:18:16.159
We didn't put the symbols up yet. Instead, she's like, well,

2140
02:18:16.280 --> 02:18:20.760
Blade, because you keep killing all
of us, we now have these hidden

2141
02:18:20.799 --> 02:18:24.440
sequels and these are the goggles that
you need to see them. It's like,

2142
02:18:24.479 --> 02:18:26.959
what the fuck are you doing?
But you're only teaming up Blade for

2143
02:18:28.159 --> 02:18:31.479
this specific purpose. You're going back
to being enemies afterwards. He wants to

2144
02:18:31.600 --> 02:18:37.319
genocide your people. Stop giving them
AMMO. I've never that's a really good

2145
02:18:37.360 --> 02:18:41.040
point. Yeah, it's like why, Like, I understand teaming up to

2146
02:18:41.159 --> 02:18:43.920
help, but you don't have to
give away like your basis location, the

2147
02:18:43.000 --> 02:18:45.799
launch codes, you know what I
mean. Oh, by the way,

2148
02:18:45.840 --> 02:18:50.200
we got to mention the familiar with
Nosperado. It's like we need to thank

2149
02:18:50.239 --> 02:18:52.440
you, and he's like for what. He's like, killing Deacon Frost,

2150
02:18:52.520 --> 02:18:56.799
you did us a favor. It's
like, what, how did you guys?

2151
02:18:56.799 --> 02:19:00.559
I mean, are you guys a
different vampire counsel and you're heard about

2152
02:19:00.639 --> 02:19:03.600
that. I just like the fact
that fucking Blade up until yesterday was trying

2153
02:19:03.639 --> 02:19:07.799
to kill all these vampires and now
they're next to him with tons of AMMO

2154
02:19:07.879 --> 02:19:11.799
and weapons going, you know,
I want to share you my secrets and

2155
02:19:11.879 --> 02:19:20.000
my weaknesses. Yeah, technically Notsrado
should be like, hey, look,

2156
02:19:20.120 --> 02:19:22.680
I know Deacon was an anshole,
but I think you killed our god.

2157
02:19:22.959 --> 02:19:26.719
Yeah, I don't know how I
feel about that. It's also, Deacon

2158
02:19:26.760 --> 02:19:28.399
Frost, what a waste of a
name. You should only got some sort

2159
02:19:28.399 --> 02:19:33.360
of like Frost hero or Frost villain. You know, that's some ice bace

2160
02:19:33.440 --> 02:19:35.600
thing. If you killed a vamp, if you killed the vampire's god,

2161
02:19:35.680 --> 02:19:39.360
though, all the other ones should
die, isn't that the don't they Well,

2162
02:19:39.399 --> 02:19:41.479
in the first one, they didn't
even think he was real. It

2163
02:19:41.600 --> 02:19:43.120
was a surprise to him when it
turned out to be real. Only the

2164
02:19:43.280 --> 02:19:50.000
Orthodox vampires die if you kill their
guys are fine, and they head toward

2165
02:19:50.079 --> 02:19:54.200
the vampire club. I like the
slow motion walking in a line show.

2166
02:19:54.319 --> 02:19:56.959
Oh my god, wait, we
looked at the vampire club's name. What

2167
02:19:56.120 --> 02:19:58.799
was it? It was really corn
was it rad? Dude? I think

2168
02:20:00.760 --> 02:20:03.360
it was really bad. It was
like it was like really like you might

2169
02:20:03.440 --> 02:20:05.639
have all these goggles and stuff.
But as a human, if I saw

2170
02:20:05.680 --> 02:20:11.479
the name of like, oh,
that's a vampire club that because it was

2171
02:20:11.520 --> 02:20:15.399
a BDSM club I believe I remember
correctly. But they're making out with brazor

2172
02:20:15.440 --> 02:20:18.520
blades in their mouth, that they
were doing something as one of their spines,

2173
02:20:18.079 --> 02:20:20.280
Like it's just really weird. Like
okay, but even if you're a

2174
02:20:20.360 --> 02:20:22.520
human and you're trying to hide this, I go that guy should be dead.

2175
02:20:22.600 --> 02:20:26.239
His back's open. No, I
think they're vampires. No, I

2176
02:20:26.319 --> 02:20:28.879
know, but they like doing the
body modification because they could just heal.

2177
02:20:28.959 --> 02:20:33.799
I guess that's true. It's just
yeah, I do like that he bumps

2178
02:20:33.840 --> 02:20:37.399
into the guy from earlier because he's
the guy's like dancing. He's like,

2179
02:20:37.440 --> 02:20:41.399
oh no, okay, we're gonna
talk about the brave that one nerdy guy

2180
02:20:41.440 --> 02:20:48.399
in the audience. Okay, if
you can find that clip and put here

2181
02:20:48.440 --> 02:20:52.520
to be hilarious, you could you
can't miss the guy in the rave scene.

2182
02:20:52.840 --> 02:20:56.040
He looks like he looks like Revenge
of the Nerds, like he was

2183
02:20:56.120 --> 02:20:58.600
ginger, Like I'm fucking there,
Yeah, he's ginger. He big glasses,

2184
02:20:58.680 --> 02:21:01.639
white shirt, blue jeans. Everyone
else is dressed in like rafe material

2185
02:21:01.879 --> 02:21:05.600
he's dressing. He's in a diet
coke commercial and he's just doing like,

2186
02:21:05.319 --> 02:21:09.760
Yeah, it's the best blood raf
I've ever had. By the way,

2187
02:21:09.799 --> 02:21:11.520
I like that the vampires are all
still racist. They're like they're not even

2188
02:21:11.799 --> 02:21:16.000
pure bloods. Look, all the
vampires just keep asking Blade if you good

2189
02:21:16.000 --> 02:21:20.280
blush. It's like, okay,
it's getting gratuitous. This is gratuitous.

2190
02:21:20.520 --> 02:21:24.159
So Ron Perlman and Blades's feud is
very funny. I like that he's in

2191
02:21:24.239 --> 02:21:26.479
the club and he's got like the
gun. It's like I could kill him

2192
02:21:26.559 --> 02:21:28.000
right now. But then it's just
like I think Blade's got the gun pointing

2193
02:21:28.000 --> 02:21:31.479
that it's dead or something, and
I'm like, okay, but them both

2194
02:21:31.520 --> 02:21:33.799
of you to kill each other,
like one doesn't really have the tactical advantage

2195
02:21:33.799 --> 02:21:37.159
here, by the way, So
they have like the laser site, and

2196
02:21:37.239 --> 02:21:39.600
I think the laser sight is uninterrupted. It's like it's just commediately no one

2197
02:21:39.760 --> 02:21:43.520
dancing in front of them. It's
so brad Well, they're flowing in a

2198
02:21:43.600 --> 02:21:46.280
movie there, Tony, Oh,
that's right. I do love the reveal

2199
02:21:46.319 --> 02:21:50.280
of the Reapers though, when it
like goes underground and they're just like all

2200
02:21:50.360 --> 02:21:52.159
looking up. Well okay, I
was laughing about that, because you're right,

2201
02:21:52.159 --> 02:21:56.280
they're all looking up. But then
what you don't notice for like twenty

2202
02:21:56.360 --> 02:21:58.760
minutes, people are just like dropping
their earrings and change on their heads and

2203
02:22:00.440 --> 02:22:05.760
drinks and drinks are falling on their
faces. That whole layer down there under

2204
02:22:05.799 --> 02:22:09.399
that club probably smells like a dorm
room carpet. Yeah, to think about

2205
02:22:09.399 --> 02:22:11.319
it, because first off, why
would you have a club where the floor

2206
02:22:11.440 --> 02:22:16.760
is graded, where all the just
club crap, there's like molly on the

2207
02:22:16.479 --> 02:22:20.840
bikes and stuff. I assuming club
goers are wearing heels, why is it?

2208
02:22:20.920 --> 02:22:24.600
Why is it a grated floor?
Little bag? Yeah, little little

2209
02:22:24.600 --> 02:22:28.639
baggies of blood cocaine are just falling
through the greats down there. Yea.

2210
02:22:28.760 --> 02:22:31.239
The morn this movie, the more
you think of it, it's like that

2211
02:22:31.319 --> 02:22:33.399
doesn't make sense. Wait a second, you tell me his Blade movie has

2212
02:22:33.440 --> 02:22:35.760
some plotholes in and I don't believe
you. So they're starting to look for

2213
02:22:35.840 --> 02:22:41.040
reapers, and I like the big
barbarian guys being stock stock by fucking Gollum.

2214
02:22:41.120 --> 02:22:45.159
It's like the tiniest reaper in the
world. They all make it a

2215
02:22:45.239 --> 02:22:48.920
move and they attack the Blood Pack
and the Blade Boys. I guess it's

2216
02:22:48.959 --> 02:22:52.600
the the Blade the Blade Boys,
and the Blood Pack. And actually,

2217
02:22:52.639 --> 02:22:56.520
you know what, Nomac. I
really like that actor, and I wish

2218
02:22:56.559 --> 02:22:58.959
he was in worse stuff that I've
seen. He ends up being the bad

2219
02:22:58.000 --> 02:23:03.680
Eye in Hellboy too. Yeah,
he's the Prince and he he is in

2220
02:23:03.920 --> 02:23:09.159
uh, he's in it Made for
TV Frankenstein adaptation, and he is like

2221
02:23:09.600 --> 02:23:13.319
the most faithful depiction of the creature
to the book, like he has the

2222
02:23:13.440 --> 02:23:18.120
long black hair and whatnot. Because
all the movies they like fuck it up.

2223
02:23:18.559 --> 02:23:20.600
But yeah, he's actually a really
good actor. And I looked up

2224
02:23:20.600 --> 02:23:22.600
his like IMDb, and I'm like, I haven't heard of any of these

2225
02:23:22.680 --> 02:23:24.719
movies. I never see them,
Like I want to see him in more

2226
02:23:24.799 --> 02:23:26.680
things. Does he do more like
art house stuff outside of this Maybe No,

2227
02:23:26.760 --> 02:23:28.719
it looks like he does do it
like a lot of action stuff.

2228
02:23:28.719 --> 02:23:33.920
Maybe it's just not these Maybe he's
not a lot of American productions, but

2229
02:23:33.040 --> 02:23:37.680
he's good. He's really really good
in this. The reapers are super hard

2230
02:23:37.719 --> 02:23:41.399
to kill. I like that they
don't know how to kill them, and

2231
02:23:41.399 --> 02:23:45.799
they're healing faster too. Do you
notice the reapers healed really fast compared to

2232
02:23:45.840 --> 02:23:54.879
other vampires. Yes, again,
because they're racist against their own kind.

2233
02:23:56.200 --> 02:23:58.440
The one guy who only likes pure
bloods, he's like, well, I

2234
02:23:58.440 --> 02:24:01.239
got to shoot that raper. All
all these vampires are in front of me.

2235
02:24:01.399 --> 02:24:03.559
Not too bad, and he just
fires into an open crowd, killing

2236
02:24:03.680 --> 02:24:07.440
regular vampires to get to the reaper. Guys. I'm gonna I'm gonna say

2237
02:24:07.479 --> 02:24:09.840
something, and look, this is
a hot take. Yeah, vampires are

2238
02:24:09.920 --> 02:24:13.280
kind of jerks. Yeah, I'm
starting to think these vampires aren't very nice

2239
02:24:13.319 --> 02:24:18.719
their own Yeah. The one reaper, he gets pinned to a wall by

2240
02:24:18.840 --> 02:24:22.360
Donnie En and then he just slices
his own dick off to run away.

2241
02:24:22.879 --> 02:24:28.280
That's actually cg man, I'm sorry, I actually do. That's actually one

2242
02:24:28.319 --> 02:24:33.600
CGI scene that's actually pretty cool because
the the weird movement kind of works for

2243
02:24:33.719 --> 02:24:37.280
that, and well runs into a
shadow. When you're not doing specifically human

2244
02:24:37.319 --> 02:24:39.280
stuff, you get away with it. Yeah, it's when you try to

2245
02:24:39.319 --> 02:24:41.120
the human stuff, you get that
uncanny valley stuff. It's weird. Yeah.

2246
02:24:41.319 --> 02:24:45.280
And also around this time is the
first time we actually see their mouths,

2247
02:24:45.440 --> 02:24:50.159
and they're horrifying. I love that, but it's very Resident evilish with

2248
02:24:52.040 --> 02:24:56.120
the bottom Actually before Resident I know, I'm just saying like, well,

2249
02:24:56.200 --> 02:24:58.680
no, because the game The Hell
Hounds mouthsted that in the games. No,

2250
02:25:00.159 --> 02:25:05.479
no, not oh no, the
remake. You're right, the whole

2251
02:25:05.639 --> 02:25:07.680
like splitting thing. I didn't think
that was Resident Eval five, which is

2252
02:25:07.719 --> 02:25:11.600
like two thousand and nine maybe,
but it is. It is. It

2253
02:25:11.719 --> 02:25:15.040
is good. It's a good.
It's good. It's a good. It's

2254
02:25:15.079 --> 02:25:18.920
a simple thing you could do that
makes it extremely terrifying. Now, are

2255
02:25:18.959 --> 02:25:22.520
the mouths more functional? Not really
like, oh you know what are you

2256
02:25:22.520 --> 02:25:24.479
gonna you have to really get closer
to go with your with your big mouth

2257
02:25:24.520 --> 02:25:26.879
hold. Yeah, and they got
like the weird tongue tents. The mouth

2258
02:25:26.920 --> 02:25:31.120
thing was really funny to see because
like years later, Gammere del Toro did

2259
02:25:31.159 --> 02:25:33.239
the strain, so so I looked
into that same So a lot of people

2260
02:25:33.399 --> 02:25:37.040
think he took the ideas here to
do the strain, but it's actually the

2261
02:25:37.159 --> 02:25:41.079
reverse he wanted to do. I've
never actually seen the strain, but he

2262
02:25:41.200 --> 02:25:45.840
wanted to do that first and he
couldn't get it off the ground. So

2263
02:25:45.959 --> 02:25:50.079
he used some of his ideas in
again like you were saying earlier, to

2264
02:25:50.440 --> 02:25:54.959
show off what he could do.
By the time he was able to reuse

2265
02:25:54.000 --> 02:25:58.120
some of those ideas and do the
original. Those vampires are exactly the same.

2266
02:25:58.200 --> 02:26:01.159
Their mouths open like they've got the
ten thing. It is, those

2267
02:26:01.239 --> 02:26:03.239
exact same kind of vampire. That
was just the original concept he came up

2268
02:26:03.239 --> 02:26:05.680
with. He's like, well,
I got to do it in Blade to

2269
02:26:05.920 --> 02:26:09.639
first, like Neil Blumpkin the District
nine to make an alien movie. Then

2270
02:26:09.639 --> 02:26:13.239
they never gave him the alien movie
good because a big word alien. But

2271
02:26:15.120 --> 02:26:20.600
I always call him that. That's
the best. Oh, I've always do

2272
02:26:20.719 --> 02:26:22.959
that greatest thing I've ever heard of. If you don't know what a blumpkin

2273
02:26:22.079 --> 02:26:28.479
is, looking up no moderate search
on then look it up. First,

2274
02:26:28.600 --> 02:26:31.760
look up grandma, Grandma, what's
a blumpkin? Then look up what a

2275
02:26:31.799 --> 02:26:35.600
blumpkin is. I haven't heard blumpkins
since I listened to Howard's Like it's been

2276
02:26:35.639 --> 02:26:41.399
a long time. Will calm Blade's
whack pack So it turns out, as

2277
02:26:41.440 --> 02:26:45.040
far as they can tell, only
sunlight can kill them. Yes, and

2278
02:26:45.120 --> 02:26:48.159
they have they have like UV,
they have a filter to keep them safe,

2279
02:26:48.200 --> 02:26:52.719
but they have the sunlight. Uh. The Barbarian, he gets bit

2280
02:26:52.920 --> 02:26:56.680
and he does the classic cliche of
hiding that he was Oh my god,

2281
02:26:56.120 --> 02:27:01.399
OK, we got to talk about
this for a second. We literally did

2282
02:27:01.440 --> 02:27:03.920
that. It's not that he did
the cover up with with that. That

2283
02:27:05.040 --> 02:27:09.280
was corny enough. Yeah, but
it's it. He was only wearing a

2284
02:27:09.440 --> 02:27:13.280
vest, was asleep with muscles,
and normally it wanted him to be shirtless,

2285
02:27:13.280 --> 02:27:15.799
but I think they had to give
him it. But the covering it

2286
02:27:15.920 --> 02:27:18.840
up doesn't work with a little tiny
vest because the moment you stand up,

2287
02:27:18.159 --> 02:27:22.319
there's a big bite mark here.
Why he's covering up because he knows he

2288
02:27:22.399 --> 02:27:28.959
will be turned. It's been established
that they can turn with the smallest little

2289
02:27:28.040 --> 02:27:33.600
piece of beverage. I know.
Stupid Blade fights Nomac and it's pretty cool

2290
02:27:33.639 --> 02:27:37.879
fight in that like that like abandoned. It looks like a church or something.

2291
02:27:39.559 --> 02:27:41.079
Uh, so that's a pretty cool
fight. When Kevin Bacon danced it

2292
02:27:41.120 --> 02:27:45.840
out on footloose, yeah, yeah, he tries to use the blood exploding

2293
02:27:45.879 --> 02:27:48.479
stuff that works so well last time, and I like that, you think

2294
02:27:48.479 --> 02:27:52.040
it's gonna work for a moment and
then he's just like blah, He's like

2295
02:27:52.120 --> 02:27:54.440
I'm fine, and Blade is just
like, come on, so what the

2296
02:27:54.479 --> 02:27:58.760
fuck? This was the fight scene
where I started to just get really annoyed

2297
02:27:58.799 --> 02:28:01.280
and really started to pick up on
the fact that, like when you watch

2298
02:28:01.280 --> 02:28:05.159
an action movie, a real testament
as to how good the actor is,

2299
02:28:05.280 --> 02:28:09.120
it's how many fucking cuts? Yeah, one fight two minutes of fight scene

2300
02:28:09.159 --> 02:28:13.000
on that I counted like sixty cuts, like every It was like watching a

2301
02:28:13.159 --> 02:28:16.120
w w oh, like a modern
one yeader. You know what's funny.

2302
02:28:16.239 --> 02:28:18.959
They don't do that all the time, Like they'll do it and then people

2303
02:28:20.079 --> 02:28:22.399
complain, and I noticed they don't
do it as much, and then they

2304
02:28:22.440 --> 02:28:24.040
start doing it again. But there's
a new Boston town too. Yeah.

2305
02:28:24.239 --> 02:28:28.280
Oh yeah, yeah, I know
a lot of people ship on the quick

2306
02:28:28.319 --> 02:28:33.079
cuts. It depends for me.
Sometimes it works in this In this one,

2307
02:28:33.120 --> 02:28:35.879
it just made it seem so you
could do quick cuts or you could

2308
02:28:35.920 --> 02:28:39.559
do close ups. My promise when
you do both at the same time.

2309
02:28:39.959 --> 02:28:45.760
Yeah, you have the first like
the Batman begins to where it's too close

2310
02:28:45.879 --> 02:28:48.799
up, I don't see what's happening. Apparently the idea there for that film

2311
02:28:48.920 --> 02:28:52.760
was like they wanted it to purposely
be disoriented. So that's how like the

2312
02:28:52.840 --> 02:28:56.600
criminals are seeing it. But it
didn't work, and to their credit,

2313
02:28:56.680 --> 02:28:58.399
like the second and third movie,
they don't really do that again. They

2314
02:28:58.559 --> 02:29:03.760
like they pull the camera back,
and they do and they fix the net

2315
02:29:03.799 --> 02:29:05.760
thing too, which I know you're
an expert at because all your knowledge is

2316
02:29:05.840 --> 02:29:09.879
why you were in the film.
In the third ones, I was Did

2317
02:29:09.920 --> 02:29:11.000
you know I was in the dark
Knight Rise? He really was. It's

2318
02:29:11.000 --> 02:29:13.760
not a joke, it's not a
bit. Here's Bain. I got to

2319
02:29:13.799 --> 02:29:18.440
see him on set, and of
course like oh god, oh God,

2320
02:29:20.360 --> 02:29:24.440
oh God. And of course I
have the four KH copy, and I

2321
02:29:24.479 --> 02:29:26.200
can see yourself clearly. No,
I still can't see myself even in four

2322
02:29:26.239 --> 02:29:31.280
K. But I'm there. You
know the scene in the football stadium,

2323
02:29:31.840 --> 02:29:33.760
Yeah, I'm there. He's one
of Oh you're just somewhere in that football

2324
02:29:33.760 --> 02:29:37.399
stadium. I'm behind the goal post
and I have a scene with Tom Hardy

2325
02:29:37.479 --> 02:29:41.280
because he's in front of the camera
and I'm on the opposite side of the

2326
02:29:41.319 --> 02:29:43.440
field, out of focus. Thank
you very much. I can see your

2327
02:29:43.479 --> 02:29:46.639
shape. Speaking of goal posts,
speaking of gold posts. Every time I

2328
02:29:46.719 --> 02:29:50.920
ask him if he's in the movie, keeps moving it the goal post to

2329
02:29:50.079 --> 02:29:54.200
what being in a movie? I
am in the movie? Okay, technically,

2330
02:29:54.319 --> 02:29:56.040
yeah, I am in the movie
and that's why. And I'm in

2331
02:29:56.040 --> 02:29:58.920
an episode of Bird Notice that happened
to walk by while they're filming the back.

2332
02:30:01.799 --> 02:30:03.120
That's the best episode of Bird Notice. You know what it was,

2333
02:30:03.280 --> 02:30:07.000
So therefore this is the best Batman
movie. There's a scene in boone Dock

2334
02:30:07.000 --> 02:30:09.639
Saints too where you see my heel
as it's leaving a frame. You know

2335
02:30:09.760 --> 02:30:13.319
what. I really don't like Boondock
Saints, so I didn't. I didn't

2336
02:30:13.319 --> 02:30:16.559
watch the sequel, and now and
now I will, and now I really

2337
02:30:16.600 --> 02:30:20.719
won't. You really haven't seen the
Seat. It's not good, but it's

2338
02:30:20.719 --> 02:30:24.440
definitely worth reviewing it, maybe for
reviewing. Yeah, yeah, Well do

2339
02:30:24.479 --> 02:30:30.399
you like during the Nomac fight they
have the slowest fall every scaffolding, but

2340
02:30:30.440 --> 02:30:33.639
then they're falling slow enough that they
can keep punching. We brought that up.

2341
02:30:33.639 --> 02:30:35.159
We were watching and we're like,
how long are they falling for?

2342
02:30:35.479 --> 02:30:39.040
So then is this an example where
we have seen through the Blade series,

2343
02:30:39.079 --> 02:30:43.280
and vampires can defy gravity long or
they could jump fat. So are they

2344
02:30:43.360 --> 02:30:46.680
both define gravity or are they falling
at a normal rate? Are they working

2345
02:30:46.760 --> 02:30:50.440
in tandem to fall? Slogan like, these are the dumb things that I

2346
02:30:50.479 --> 02:30:54.159
think about. But when I'm watching
the movie, because remember I was a

2347
02:30:54.239 --> 02:30:56.600
lot younger. When I watched it, it was a completely it's just all

2348
02:30:56.680 --> 02:31:01.120
cool action scene. But now you're
like, are they floating? Is this?

2349
02:31:01.239 --> 02:31:03.440
Are they floating and hitting each other? It's a little weird. It's

2350
02:31:03.440 --> 02:31:05.559
a little wit. Are they in
the Wonka pop floating fan? What's happening?

2351
02:31:07.920 --> 02:31:11.280
Yeah, fizzy lift each other.
But I do, I do,

2352
02:31:11.639 --> 02:31:15.680
like, I really do. Like
when the sunlight comes and he's got to

2353
02:31:15.680 --> 02:31:16.879
get out of there, he does
turn into Spider Man for a second,

2354
02:31:18.239 --> 02:31:20.360
like jumping from the wall to wall. That was pretty cool. And the

2355
02:31:20.399 --> 02:31:22.479
I'm thinking to myself, well,
you did it all the time, then

2356
02:31:22.520 --> 02:31:26.559
how then? And you also they
should all be the same powerful they should

2357
02:31:26.559 --> 02:31:28.200
we do that. So there's a
lot of scenes before where they're hunting the

2358
02:31:28.239 --> 02:31:31.200
Blade the Blade boys, if you
did that, you would have killed them.

2359
02:31:31.239 --> 02:31:33.440
They wouldn't be able to catch you. You're that fast, right,

2360
02:31:33.520 --> 02:31:37.399
Yeah, so if I had if
I had super super nat if I had

2361
02:31:37.440 --> 02:31:43.239
like superhuman abilities, I'd be more
annoyed if I just kept discovering things I

2362
02:31:43.280 --> 02:31:48.559
could suddenly do. I want to
know my abilities. I can't do this.

2363
02:31:48.319 --> 02:31:50.959
I could do that, motherfucker.
If I have to spend all my

2364
02:31:52.040 --> 02:31:54.319
time in the dark and drink people's
next, at least tell me what the

2365
02:31:54.440 --> 02:31:58.440
benefits are. You gotta give Toby
Maguire, Tobey Wire Spider Man credit.

2366
02:31:58.799 --> 02:32:03.000
They really went into him trying to
figure out everything he can do. I

2367
02:32:03.120 --> 02:32:05.840
give them Sam Rave. He gets
a lot of credit for that because there's

2368
02:32:05.840 --> 02:32:07.520
a lot of movies now where so
like, oh, you can just do

2369
02:32:07.559 --> 02:32:09.719
all that and at least they explain, oh, because the things are coming

2370
02:32:09.760 --> 02:32:15.120
out of his hands and yeah with
and look, I get that these Blade

2371
02:32:15.159 --> 02:32:18.000
films are supposed to be mindless action
films, so obviously you can't go into

2372
02:32:18.079 --> 02:32:24.559
him expecting like something amazing, So
but you can't. You But it does

2373
02:32:24.680 --> 02:32:28.799
feel like it was a lot of
like we need situations for them to be

2374
02:32:28.920 --> 02:32:31.760
doing this thing. Who doesn't matter
what it is, nobody cares. Yeah,

2375
02:32:33.079 --> 02:32:35.639
yeah, I do like that one
blood pack guy priest is turning into

2376
02:32:35.719 --> 02:32:39.920
a reaper and they're like trying to
kill him and it's not working. They

2377
02:32:39.959 --> 02:32:43.360
slice his head off and he doesn't
die with the silver. They eventually have

2378
02:32:43.399 --> 02:32:45.920
to use sunlight. I like that
they burn his body, but that the

2379
02:32:46.000 --> 02:32:48.399
half of his head is still alive. I like, you guys gonna scoot

2380
02:32:48.440 --> 02:32:52.040
that into the sunlight. I will
say that that what that you want to

2381
02:32:52.079 --> 02:32:54.959
talk about? You know, we
we crap on the bad cgi, But

2382
02:32:54.479 --> 02:32:58.000
him blinking after his head was cut
off, that was pretty cool. That

2383
02:32:58.079 --> 02:32:58.840
was cool. I was like,
Okay, that's pretty cool. But it's

2384
02:32:58.879 --> 02:33:01.200
like, oh wow, so that
is a good way of going like,

2385
02:33:01.239 --> 02:33:05.000
oh wow, so it needs to
be light. Yes, now I wanted

2386
02:33:05.000 --> 02:33:07.159
to. I want to. I
wanted to bring up something and Royce,

2387
02:33:07.239 --> 02:33:09.639
you actually brought it up when you
were watching Blake too. But how do

2388
02:33:09.719 --> 02:33:15.920
they afford so much silver? Yea
for thousands of Okay no no, no,

2389
02:33:16.000 --> 02:33:18.399
no, no no. The vampires
might be collecting for thousands of years,

2390
02:33:18.399 --> 02:33:22.360
but not the vampire fighters. Oh
yeah, that's a good expensive No

2391
02:33:22.520 --> 02:33:24.799
think about it. Like whenever blades
out, they're shooting his silver machine guns.

2392
02:33:24.840 --> 02:33:31.360
I'm like, that's like it's like, yes, I'm wondering if it's

2393
02:33:31.440 --> 02:33:37.040
like do they kill do vampires stockpiles
silver so it can't get out there?

2394
02:33:37.159 --> 02:33:41.959
And like do they sometimes do they
sometimes kill those vampires and take don't talk

2395
02:33:41.959 --> 02:33:45.520
about stockpiling money. I already got
in trouble once. Don't please, don't

2396
02:33:46.479 --> 02:33:50.239
not money. He's the mineral in
the ground. I'm wondering that that could

2397
02:33:50.280 --> 02:33:54.680
be a thing. They probably kill
some vampires who have silver like deposits and

2398
02:33:54.760 --> 02:33:58.760
like, all right, well,
now find me vampires with or you're gonna

2399
02:33:58.760 --> 02:34:05.760
give blade. But first I want
to talk about Bert's silver. But the

2400
02:34:07.079 --> 02:34:11.200
the thing is with it. So
it's funny because silver wasn't always something that

2401
02:34:11.319 --> 02:34:15.360
killed vampire. That's something they added
later. So there was always the werewolf

2402
02:34:15.399 --> 02:34:18.399
thing and it was like, well, how do you make a cool vampire?

2403
02:34:18.440 --> 02:34:20.520
We need to shoot garlic bullets at
him. Yeah, so it's like

2404
02:34:20.559 --> 02:34:22.319
we need to we need to add
something. I think what was the first

2405
02:34:22.399 --> 02:34:26.520
movie that what was the first thing
that you used silver for vampires? Because

2406
02:34:26.920 --> 02:34:31.879
here's the thing, here's the thing. Silver might be part of some vampire

2407
02:34:31.079 --> 02:34:35.479
lord. That's a point because there's
so many different vampire lords, like like

2408
02:34:35.559 --> 02:34:39.440
there are vampire like even in Dracula, like technically he can't move over running

2409
02:34:39.479 --> 02:34:43.079
water, which is why he has
to get a boat. He can't because

2410
02:34:43.000 --> 02:34:48.079
Jesus, he's reversed Jesus. So
it could be Yeah, they could have

2411
02:34:48.200 --> 02:34:52.319
cherry picked that from some kind of
lore. Okay, yeah, well even

2412
02:34:52.399 --> 02:34:56.280
like yeah, Daylight didn't even really
I think used to kill vampires. That

2413
02:34:56.440 --> 02:35:00.920
was something they came up with later. And crosses do sometimes when out sometimes

2414
02:35:01.000 --> 02:35:03.920
but not other times. Yeah,
they can. They apparently could go in

2415
02:35:03.000 --> 02:35:05.879
churches if they're abandoned, because they
find a lot of abandoned churches. Vampires.

2416
02:35:07.040 --> 02:35:09.079
Yes, yes, you can do
whatever you want with vampires. You

2417
02:35:09.120 --> 02:35:13.520
can make up your own rules.
But Whistler captures a reaper and I like

2418
02:35:13.600 --> 02:35:16.319
that. It's like gnawing on his
arm to get out of there. Uh.

2419
02:35:16.000 --> 02:35:20.440
And then they realized that they actually
can't live for too long, like

2420
02:35:20.559 --> 02:35:24.000
the virus like breaks down their body
weigh too much, except for Nomac,

2421
02:35:24.040 --> 02:35:26.440
who was like a carrier. So
they do like an autopsy and I actually

2422
02:35:26.520 --> 02:35:30.639
really like the autopsy the practical effect
much as we're shitting on the CGI,

2423
02:35:31.319 --> 02:35:33.799
which, by the way, the
speak Oh speaking of Jurassic Park, The

2424
02:35:33.840 --> 02:35:37.600
guy who did the CGI in this
was Tippet Studios. Phil Tippett worked on

2425
02:35:37.680 --> 02:35:41.559
the original Jurassic Park. He was
the guy who used to do like like

2426
02:35:41.680 --> 02:35:45.840
stop motion and all that Mad God
is one of my favorite movies. Yeah.

2427
02:35:45.959 --> 02:35:48.479
Ever, but during Jurassic Park,
apparently they made fun of him.

2428
02:35:48.479 --> 02:35:50.520
They're like, because with the CGI, they're like, dude, you're out

2429
02:35:50.520 --> 02:35:54.799
of a job, which is why
how that joke ended up in Jurassic Park.

2430
02:35:56.079 --> 02:35:58.319
So to adapt, he ended up
doing visual effects. And I think

2431
02:35:58.319 --> 02:36:01.840
they've gotten since then, but this
is still when he was early on,

2432
02:36:03.719 --> 02:36:09.920
and I would rather take bad practical
effects any day than mid C. But

2433
02:36:11.040 --> 02:36:15.479
the autopsy warm. Yeah. But
the autopsy with like them ripping them open

2434
02:36:15.600 --> 02:36:18.959
and like even like when the organs
are still alive was very cool. The

2435
02:36:18.239 --> 02:36:20.760
thing was really cool. Yeah,
and then they realized the heart is encased

2436
02:36:20.840 --> 02:36:24.799
in bone. That was cool because
they'd explained why it was harder to to

2437
02:36:24.959 --> 02:36:28.399
you know, yeah, stab him. During this, Whistler and Scud start

2438
02:36:28.479 --> 02:36:35.200
to bond over making a UV grenade. That's right, the the UV grenade,

2439
02:36:35.280 --> 02:36:41.559
the Holy hand Grenade of antiochy Uh. And then at this point Nissa

2440
02:36:41.719 --> 02:36:43.879
is calling out Blade for his racism. She's like, hey, I was

2441
02:36:43.959 --> 02:36:46.639
born a vampire to make me feel
really bad. You guys keep asking me

2442
02:36:46.719 --> 02:36:50.159
if I blush bro like one or
two times is fine, but like eighty

2443
02:36:50.280 --> 02:36:54.520
ninety times, I'm sorry. Are
you Blade right there? Yeah, I'm

2444
02:36:54.520 --> 02:37:03.319
being Jay Rock from you guys keep
calling me DayWalker was what was his name

2445
02:37:03.360 --> 02:37:07.840
again? He had a fun Jonathan
Blademan. I believe, what's Jonathan Blateman?

2446
02:37:09.120 --> 02:37:11.760
Jonathan Blade? Yeah, yeah,
I read Blade comics. It's John

2447
02:37:11.840 --> 02:37:16.200
Bladerson. He's Jonathan Blademan. He
actually teamed up with the Eternals, you

2448
02:37:16.239 --> 02:37:22.040
know, Judy at Turns, Eric
Brooks. It was unremarkable. Yeah,

2449
02:37:22.120 --> 02:37:24.600
that's right, it was Eric Brooks. So yeah, they now we get

2450
02:37:24.639 --> 02:37:26.840
to the sewer level and they're hunting
during the day. So they're all wearing

2451
02:37:26.920 --> 02:37:31.920
the thick leather and the body thing
and like Ron Perlman puts his hand leather

2452
02:37:31.959 --> 02:37:33.719
and it starts like melting. It's
like, wait a minute, back up,

2453
02:37:33.959 --> 02:37:37.520
because in the previous film they wore
the motorcycle suits and they were fine.

2454
02:37:37.719 --> 02:37:41.680
In the previous film, Deacon Frost
put a bunch of sun block on

2455
02:37:41.799 --> 02:37:46.159
and he was fine for a while. That beat scene, the umbrella and

2456
02:37:46.200 --> 02:37:48.520
all that. Yeah, no,
he didn't even have an umbrella. It

2457
02:37:48.600 --> 02:37:50.239
was a sun block. Oh you're
talking about you're talking about the scene.

2458
02:37:50.239 --> 02:37:52.239
Okay, so this is this is
the scene where they're all in wet suits.

2459
02:37:52.639 --> 02:37:56.319
Yeah, fucking wet suit Yeah,
in the sewer. But like you

2460
02:37:56.440 --> 02:37:58.799
think it, the more padded they
are, the more shielded they are from

2461
02:37:58.840 --> 02:38:01.239
the sun. But he puts his
hand out of starts burning with the glove

2462
02:38:01.280 --> 02:38:03.040
on him. Like, how is
Deacon Frost table to get away with it?

2463
02:38:03.239 --> 02:38:07.399
Like, there's a lot of inconsistencies
here. Sewers and movies never have

2464
02:38:07.559 --> 02:38:09.360
enough poop. They really don't.
They don't, they really don't. That

2465
02:38:09.479 --> 02:38:11.879
Ninja Turtle's ruined. What sewers really
are? Guys? They lie to you.

2466
02:38:13.159 --> 02:38:16.000
Yeah, there's no where's the camera, there's no pizza down there,

2467
02:38:16.520 --> 02:38:20.920
there's no trust me. I mean
there's pizza, but it's been eaten already.

2468
02:38:22.040 --> 02:38:24.680
Yeah, this is probably the biggest
disappointment. Donnie in the setup is

2469
02:38:24.719 --> 02:38:28.280
cool where the big barbarian guys behind
him, and I like that he's hitting

2470
02:38:28.319 --> 02:38:31.120
in shadows. Somebody comes to the
light. You see he's fully transfer Yeah,

2471
02:38:31.639 --> 02:38:35.280
shows fight, you know what That
scene reminds me of that reminds me

2472
02:38:35.319 --> 02:38:39.559
of The Simpsons when like they owe
money where Marjo's money to the mafia,

2473
02:38:39.200 --> 02:38:43.959
and then the Asian mafia comes to
collect. Oh, the little guy's gonna

2474
02:38:43.959 --> 02:38:54.040
do something really cool and then that
guy doesn't done anything yet. Imagine having

2475
02:38:54.120 --> 02:38:58.000
one of the baddest ass like action
coordinators ever just just making cuts. Cut

2476
02:38:58.040 --> 02:39:01.120
a scene out. You don't need
to see it, it's fine. Can

2477
02:39:01.200 --> 02:39:05.200
we get more scenes of like techno
dancing and Bloco game? And then at

2478
02:39:05.239 --> 02:39:09.639
this point, freaking uh because the
one vampire didn't like that he was called

2479
02:39:09.680 --> 02:39:13.319
like Buttercup or something, so him
and Pearlman are gonna try and kill Whistler

2480
02:39:13.280 --> 02:39:18.239
because they don't like him. I
guess he blue kissing me. I don't

2481
02:39:18.280 --> 02:39:20.280
like that. I don't play that
ship. And then the Tumbler Vampire,

2482
02:39:20.440 --> 02:39:24.760
the tumble Arena vampire, She's like, oh no, my boyfriend is a

2483
02:39:24.840 --> 02:39:26.079
reaper. Now I got to run, and she's like, I gotta get

2484
02:39:26.120 --> 02:39:28.920
out of here. Let me open
up the manhole. I forgot the sun

2485
02:39:30.079 --> 02:39:39.680
is outside. Oh yeah that scene, I'm like, you know, it's

2486
02:39:39.799 --> 02:39:45.280
daytime. Yeah, when people panic, you know, And I do like

2487
02:39:45.360 --> 02:39:48.959
that the vampires burn red but the
reapers burn blue. Oh you know what,

2488
02:39:50.079 --> 02:39:54.200
I didn't catch that. Yeah,
you know what, that makes a

2489
02:39:54.239 --> 02:39:56.920
lot of sense. I too have
been so panicked that I can't tell it's

2490
02:39:58.000 --> 02:40:03.479
day out. It is. It's
hard, it's difficult. The sun is

2491
02:40:03.559 --> 02:40:09.479
so small. Yeah, he was
fairly fairly notice really She's like, eclipse,

2492
02:40:09.520 --> 02:40:16.319
e clips it clips please eclipse.
I think there was a total soluter

2493
02:40:16.440 --> 02:40:20.239
eclipse that I it's tomorrow. Oh
no, I hear ice cream trucks.

2494
02:40:20.319 --> 02:40:26.280
It must be night. The reapers
actually set a trap for all of them,

2495
02:40:26.079 --> 02:40:28.879
and I like, the blade figures
out and he's like, oh,

2496
02:40:28.959 --> 02:40:31.719
ship, get out of the water. They're all there. But yeah,

2497
02:40:31.799 --> 02:40:35.440
he uses the light bomb and he
starts counting down. The countdown's pretty cool.

2498
02:40:35.600 --> 02:40:43.639
Yeah, eight seven, that's gonna
be my New Year's countdown the ten

2499
02:40:45.200 --> 02:40:48.559
night and he's getting like the sword, Yeah, he needs a time it

2500
02:40:50.000 --> 02:40:52.280
because it's ten seconds for it to
blow up. But like, what are

2501
02:40:52.319 --> 02:40:54.559
they doing underneath the water? And
also, I guess they don't need to

2502
02:40:54.600 --> 02:40:58.920
breathe. I guess right, Yeah, I guess not. No, that's

2503
02:40:58.920 --> 02:41:01.920
the other thing vampires to breathe either. So then what's the point why I

2504
02:41:01.000 --> 02:41:03.520
have lungs When they open it up, it's a good point. I mean,

2505
02:41:03.559 --> 02:41:07.040
you see them gasping for air,
so they're breathing something. Maybe.

2506
02:41:07.200 --> 02:41:11.479
Again, that's the problem with like
sci fi vampires, there's a lot of

2507
02:41:11.600 --> 02:41:13.680
like, well, that doesn't make
It's not like Drago is like a magic

2508
02:41:13.760 --> 02:41:18.920
vampire can turn into like dust,
like you questioned, it less when it's

2509
02:41:18.000 --> 02:41:22.159
magic vampires. But with sci fi
vampires, it's like, I have a

2510
02:41:22.200 --> 02:41:24.440
lot of questions sci fi vampires.
It's always like, hey, guys,

2511
02:41:24.520 --> 02:41:28.000
it's vampires. But also their teeth
are tiny drills that spin. Yeah.

2512
02:41:28.159 --> 02:41:31.040
I was like, okay, well
that doesn't really make a lot of sense,

2513
02:41:31.159 --> 02:41:35.319
and it's stupid. It's stupid.
But I like that the light shoots

2514
02:41:35.360 --> 02:41:37.079
out and he slices them all up
as they're jumping out of the light.

2515
02:41:37.200 --> 02:41:41.360
That's pretty cool. I guess the
water could shield them from the light.

2516
02:41:41.959 --> 02:41:46.319
This will come back in a second. Oh, and I do like that

2517
02:41:46.399 --> 02:41:50.799
Whistler is attracting the reapers like they're
kicking his ass and he's like, little

2518
02:41:50.959 --> 02:41:54.479
they know, I'm like spraying shit
to get these fuckers around here. Yes,

2519
02:41:54.520 --> 02:41:58.360
And then we get one of the
badass. Wesley snipes lines you umpish

2520
02:42:00.520 --> 02:42:05.760
not no, you are fucking with
by the way, one of the few

2521
02:42:05.799 --> 02:42:07.719
lines he has where he's not answering
somebody's questions. Yeah. Also probably the

2522
02:42:07.879 --> 02:42:11.079
longest line that he was given.
You know what, I bet you.

2523
02:42:11.719 --> 02:42:16.840
There's the deleted scene where the reapers
are like, who are we fucking with?

2524
02:42:16.000 --> 02:42:20.399
And that's what he answered, who
are we fucking with? Obviously I

2525
02:42:20.440 --> 02:42:26.280
don't know, but I'm gonna ask
a blush Yeah again again, by the

2526
02:42:26.319 --> 02:42:30.239
way, I do like the scene
of Ron Peerlman running away from the reapers

2527
02:42:30.280 --> 02:42:31.959
and there's lights and every time the
light his head burns a little bit.

2528
02:42:33.639 --> 02:42:37.239
Uh, but yeah, he like
lights the big light bomb, which like

2529
02:42:37.479 --> 02:42:41.360
wipes them all out. And remember
they couldn't even survive underneath the water because

2530
02:42:41.680 --> 02:42:46.040
they jumped out. Anyway, Nissa
survives because she jumps underwater. David Goyer,

2531
02:42:50.200 --> 02:42:52.760
she did put plot armor earlier on. I would forgive it if she

2532
02:42:52.920 --> 02:42:56.799
came out and was just totally charred, like like Donald log in the first

2533
02:42:56.879 --> 02:42:58.200
movie. But no, they're like, no, she's pretty, we can't

2534
02:42:58.239 --> 02:43:03.159
do that first. We're not gonna
get that girl. And she's not as

2535
02:43:03.319 --> 02:43:09.360
like to call it a Ron Perlman
Ti n Perman getting burned every three seconds

2536
02:43:09.360 --> 02:43:16.079
to right, you brought up earlier
row ow ow our and they're about to

2537
02:43:16.079 --> 02:43:18.399
say, oh, she should have
come out all charged, like Donald Logan

2538
02:43:18.440 --> 02:43:22.760
The Tow of Steve. That was
a good movie. I like, great

2539
02:43:22.840 --> 02:43:26.479
movie. No mac bumps in the
Whistler. But he keeps him alive,

2540
02:43:26.000 --> 02:43:28.239
and he's like, hey, buddy, I got some information for you.

2541
02:43:28.559 --> 02:43:33.159
Blade saves Nissa, he gives her
his blood, and then the vampires turned

2542
02:43:33.159 --> 02:43:35.600
on him, as expected, of
course what she called out earlier. He's

2543
02:43:35.639 --> 02:43:37.639
like, oh, yea, they're
gonna fuck us the first chance they get.

2544
02:43:39.200 --> 02:43:41.479
Like, but love, we're there, might as well learn a bunch

2545
02:43:41.479 --> 02:43:46.239
of stuff. This has daddy issues, but thank god because she's into Blade.

2546
02:43:46.239 --> 02:43:48.120
Thank god she's the girl with daddy
issues who wants to date the opposite

2547
02:43:48.159 --> 02:43:52.040
of their dads. Yes, yes, the one the one to be like

2548
02:43:52.120 --> 02:43:54.639
I'll show him, yeah, a
shiny pokemon. Yeah. But the girls

2549
02:43:54.680 --> 02:43:58.559
who want to actually date their dads, because you imagine finding a guy who

2550
02:43:58.600 --> 02:44:01.600
looks like that, dude, I
mean, like, how many There can't

2551
02:44:01.639 --> 02:44:07.040
be that many of them out there
that look like Nosperando. I mean,

2552
02:44:07.120 --> 02:44:09.959
I mean everybody like in DC kind
of does, but like outside of that,

2553
02:44:11.319 --> 02:44:13.840
I mean vampire. Yeah, I
know what you mean, Tony,

2554
02:44:15.000 --> 02:44:18.399
I know exactly what you mean.
Okay, fine, Holly, there's probably

2555
02:44:18.479 --> 02:44:24.959
some Hollywood elite. That's nothing you
ever seen Weinstein now, oh god,

2556
02:44:24.040 --> 02:44:28.360
he looks rough. Oh so I
feel like we should be talking about the

2557
02:44:28.360 --> 02:44:30.799
Brian Singer stuff more and we're not. But that's a different thing. It

2558
02:44:30.959 --> 02:44:33.879
was never proven. Okay, yes, sure, okay, never proven.

2559
02:44:33.440 --> 02:44:37.200
O. Hey, Homer Simpson,
and he's an innocent man when it comes

2560
02:44:37.239 --> 02:44:41.760
to murder. He did some other
stuff, Homer Simpsons at the best.

2561
02:44:41.760 --> 02:44:45.399
If I can't see it's not illegal, that's true. Good point, very

2562
02:44:45.479 --> 02:44:48.280
good point, right, the Simpsons. Thats why we closed their eyes when

2563
02:44:48.280 --> 02:44:52.680
we broke in here. The Simpsons
predicted this break in. That is you

2564
02:44:52.760 --> 02:44:56.000
know, that's like a trailer park
boys mentality. Oh, if you drag

2565
02:44:56.120 --> 02:45:03.280
their lawn furniture to the curve,
it counts as trash. What's What's so?

2566
02:45:03.440 --> 02:45:07.639
It turns out again total work of
fiction. It turns out this virus

2567
02:45:07.799 --> 02:45:11.280
was designed in a lab and it
got out of hand and they tried to

2568
02:45:11.319 --> 02:45:16.559
suppress that information. It turns out
Nosperado is Noma's father, which we all

2569
02:45:16.760 --> 02:45:22.319
kind of that, Yeah, we
all kind of saw that coming. So

2570
02:45:22.440 --> 02:45:26.920
yeah, and this is the this
is the stupid twist that that twist was

2571
02:45:26.079 --> 02:45:28.879
dumb, but this twist is even
dumber where it's like, uh oh,

2572
02:45:30.479 --> 02:45:35.079
Whistler wasn't the trader, it was
Scuds. It's like, yeah, yeah,

2573
02:45:35.159 --> 02:45:39.200
we know by the way he got
his tattoo on his lip to hide

2574
02:45:39.280 --> 02:45:41.200
it. It's like, that's not
the worst one, you talk. The

2575
02:45:41.280 --> 02:45:43.879
worst one comes when we talk when
we watch him talk about Blade through that

2576
02:45:43.959 --> 02:45:46.959
there's the there's the worst location of
one, and that's not in this movie.

2577
02:45:48.159 --> 02:45:50.360
Yeah, but it's like like if
I was Blade, I would by

2578
02:45:50.360 --> 02:45:54.760
the way Blade like saved him.
He apparently Norman ritas he was gonna have

2579
02:45:54.799 --> 02:45:56.239
a three way and they turn out
the vampires and Blade saved him. Yeah.

2580
02:45:56.600 --> 02:46:00.879
Uh but yeah, if I like, he clearly got turned somewhere in

2581
02:46:00.959 --> 02:46:03.479
that time, and if I was
just like, oh, hey, what's

2582
02:46:03.520 --> 02:46:05.600
up, he's got some sod your
lip, it's sort did you just get

2583
02:46:05.639 --> 02:46:09.000
a tattoo? I feel like there's
a tattoo on your lip? Yeah,

2584
02:46:09.159 --> 02:46:13.040
Hey, Scott says, you eat
a bee go like this, Well,

2585
02:46:13.399 --> 02:46:16.000
quick, put it on your dick
or your asshole. I don't think Blade

2586
02:46:16.040 --> 02:46:20.200
is ever going to look right on
the whole. Yeah, or put it

2587
02:46:20.239 --> 02:46:22.040
with Ryan Reynolds. Put it in
the third one, right above your happy

2588
02:46:22.120 --> 02:46:26.000
trail for no reason. That was
weird. Well no, it wasn't.

2589
02:46:26.079 --> 02:46:31.399
Because he needed Ryan Reynolds trail.
Yeah, dude, dude, the mom's

2590
02:46:31.479 --> 02:46:35.079
dragging their teenage sons to Blade.
Trinity needs something. It worked out for

2591
02:46:35.159 --> 02:46:41.360
him, I mean anyway, So
yeah, it turns out Scot's the trader

2592
02:46:41.799 --> 02:46:46.879
and he takes the bomb off round
Pearlman and then like Blade is just like

2593
02:46:46.319 --> 02:46:50.159
by the way, I knew it
all along and it's not a dud.

2594
02:46:50.319 --> 02:46:52.319
It's like, then, what was
the whole point of that? Wasn't it

2595
02:46:52.399 --> 02:46:58.440
just Silvern? Wait it's Silver Night
Trade? Like why does Norman Ritas blow

2596
02:46:58.559 --> 02:47:03.600
up like a vampire whose blood exploding? Like an explosion that big that would

2597
02:47:03.600 --> 02:47:07.000
blow him up would also damage the
room. But it's just him and blows

2598
02:47:07.079 --> 02:47:09.239
up and do like a pilot.
But it is funny they did like I

2599
02:47:09.280 --> 02:47:11.719
knew you were gonna doublecross you,
so I doublecross you. Then anyway,

2600
02:47:11.760 --> 02:47:15.559
there's a triple cross I'm like,
yeah, okay, then didn't like just

2601
02:47:15.639 --> 02:47:18.319
blow then you should? Oh you
know why he didn't blow it up in

2602
02:47:18.440 --> 02:47:20.600
his back of his head. He
just wanted to taunt him before he did

2603
02:47:20.680 --> 02:47:22.559
it. Just do what it was
in his head, like to play with

2604
02:47:22.680 --> 02:47:26.719
my food. Yeah yeah, blow
up his head and then kill Norman Retis.

2605
02:47:28.479 --> 02:47:31.200
This is awesome powers. I have
a gun in my room. I'll

2606
02:47:31.239 --> 02:47:35.360
go grab it right now. I
love that line. Yeah. So yeah,

2607
02:47:35.399 --> 02:47:39.520
apparently the the whole Reaper thing.
Uh Nosperano, He's just like I

2608
02:47:39.639 --> 02:47:41.440
wanted to make another day Walker,
but I couldn't figure it out. It's

2609
02:47:41.479 --> 02:47:45.280
like, well now we have you, let's drink a lot of your blood.

2610
02:47:45.760 --> 02:47:48.760
Prom solved. Problem solved. So
they're gonna like completely drain him.

2611
02:47:50.440 --> 02:47:54.600
Uh but I do like that whole
in the irs trained him, don't you

2612
02:47:54.719 --> 02:47:56.840
worry. But I did like that
Blade actually did learn something there, so

2613
02:47:56.959 --> 02:48:01.399
he turns out their security so Nomad
can come in and just start fucking owning

2614
02:48:01.520 --> 02:48:05.840
people. Yeah, tax law,
he did not learn tax law or he

2615
02:48:05.000 --> 02:48:07.959
knew and just just it's more like, you know, will full ignorance.

2616
02:48:09.000 --> 02:48:11.520
Well, because they kept telling him, hey, Wesley, you need to

2617
02:48:11.520 --> 02:48:16.159
pay your taxes, and he would
go nice, yeah, some mother fucus

2618
02:48:16.200 --> 02:48:18.479
always state up hill, sir,
this is an audit. You're in big

2619
02:48:18.639 --> 02:48:26.959
trouble. The audit takes place at
a night club, and now now you

2620
02:48:28.079 --> 02:48:33.040
plan on paying do you want to
do it in installments? A red light,

2621
02:48:33.239 --> 02:48:37.440
red light laser going to have the
fucking arm, so question. Whistler

2622
02:48:37.559 --> 02:48:41.879
goes to Saint Blade and he shoots
the familiar through the floor. This happened

2623
02:48:41.920 --> 02:48:45.920
in the movie The Jackal. Right, yes, okay, all right,

2624
02:48:46.000 --> 02:48:48.120
because I knew, I'm like,
I know, this's a Bruce Wills movie.

2625
02:48:48.120 --> 02:48:50.639
I know in Diehard he does and
Jack Black sid in The Jackal,

2626
02:48:50.680 --> 02:48:54.479
and I know and Diehard, Bruce
Wills shoots through the floor and kills the

2627
02:48:54.520 --> 02:48:56.879
one guy or at the table.
But I remember, I'm like the only

2628
02:48:56.920 --> 02:48:58.879
other movie I could think of,
Like, I think I remember The Jackal.

2629
02:48:58.920 --> 02:49:01.040
There's someone coming down the stairs and
they just get shot through the floor,

2630
02:49:01.040 --> 02:49:05.840
and then Bruce willis like pops out
from underneath the stairs, and that

2631
02:49:05.959 --> 02:49:07.879
reminds me, I want to watch
The Jackal. I haven't watched it.

2632
02:49:07.879 --> 02:49:11.280
I haven't watched a Jackal in years. You know what I rewatched recently,

2633
02:49:11.399 --> 02:49:15.840
Eraser with Arnold and I'm like,
I forgot that you could just make an

2634
02:49:15.879 --> 02:49:18.799
action movie that's not part of a
property and it being like you watched it,

2635
02:49:20.040 --> 02:49:20.879
like, oh that was interesting.
You have a big fan of the

2636
02:49:20.920 --> 02:49:26.319
Eraser verse. They made a sequel, dude, it came out last Racer

2637
02:49:28.000 --> 02:49:33.159
Eraser two rewrite. It's either this
year or last year on HBO Max.

2638
02:49:33.239 --> 02:49:35.719
I remember it popped up. I'm
like, is this and it's just like,

2639
02:49:35.920 --> 02:49:39.799
oh, what's it called, like
Reborn or something? Eraser Reborn?

2640
02:49:41.959 --> 02:49:46.360
You serious? Dominic Sherwood. I
don't know who the fuck that is a

2641
02:49:46.399 --> 02:49:48.360
bunch of I'm like, hey,
you guys, you missed your window on

2642
02:49:48.559 --> 02:49:52.399
the road. Okay, no,
no, no, hold on? Directed

2643
02:49:52.479 --> 02:49:58.440
by John Pogue who wrote The Skulls. That'll be good. He was,

2644
02:49:58.520 --> 02:50:01.879
so there is they like Eraser.
It's just like, okay, Well,

2645
02:50:01.959 --> 02:50:05.440
the window to make a sequel to
that was in the directive video sequel Boom

2646
02:50:05.479 --> 02:50:09.879
of the early two thousands. You
missed that one. So he wrote,

2647
02:50:09.520 --> 02:50:13.840
here's the screenplace this guy wrote The
Skulls. Yeah, Rollerball, the remake

2648
02:50:15.399 --> 02:50:20.840
The Skulls too, ghost Ship and
ghost Ship, which I reviewed, which

2649
02:50:20.959 --> 02:50:24.040
reviewed I love that movie. That
is my co host, Johannah. She

2650
02:50:24.399 --> 02:50:28.040
that was her first episode and she
loves Haunted Hill thirteen Ghosts goost Ship,

2651
02:50:28.120 --> 02:50:31.319
that's the Holy that Hole. I
reviewed all three of those except Hanted Hill

2652
02:50:31.360 --> 02:50:35.840
got kicked off YouTube. Thanks Warner
Brothers. Speaking of Eraser, Blade erased

2653
02:50:35.879 --> 02:50:41.319
all those vampires reapers, I did, brought it back, brought it back.

2654
02:50:41.760 --> 02:50:48.479
So why are the guards not armed
with UV lights, the one thing

2655
02:50:48.559 --> 02:50:50.639
that can kill a repe They couldn't
afford so many because they used all their

2656
02:50:50.680 --> 02:50:54.639
money on silver. It really didn't
think ahead, I guess, but it's

2657
02:50:54.680 --> 02:50:58.280
just unlatched, so UV light is
way cheaper than silver. You think they

2658
02:50:58.280 --> 02:51:01.319
would have been util I get it, it hurts them, but I'm like,

2659
02:51:03.120 --> 02:51:07.479
why wouldn't you just get human guards
and give them the UV like because

2660
02:51:07.479 --> 02:51:11.360
they're constantly like trying to shoot and
stab Nomac. It's like, you know

2661
02:51:11.479 --> 02:51:16.200
that doesn't work. Hit the fucking
UV lights on them and get humans.

2662
02:51:16.639 --> 02:51:22.559
You have familiars. They could just
those big godlb Yeah, those big godlights

2663
02:51:22.639 --> 02:51:26.680
that Blade had. It's like,
hey, let's just fucking steal those and

2664
02:51:26.760 --> 02:51:28.760
put it at the front door.
I wait, no, Mac shows,

2665
02:51:28.799 --> 02:51:31.959
I'll just blast them. No,
So stupid. I'm one of you.

2666
02:51:33.120 --> 02:51:46.399
I swear there's the thumbnail. So
so Blade he takes a bloodbath and then

2667
02:51:46.440 --> 02:51:52.479
it becomes super Blade, which again
it's never implied that he has more blood.

2668
02:51:52.559 --> 02:51:56.319
It makes him stronger blood. He
probably likes blood better than the fake

2669
02:51:56.399 --> 02:51:58.920
stuff he's been taking, but it
doesn't imply that it makes him stronger.

2670
02:52:00.239 --> 02:52:03.280
It's just supposed to like vampires aren't
strong because of the amount of blood they

2671
02:52:03.360 --> 02:52:05.840
drink. Vampires need blood to live. Yeah, so, well he was

2672
02:52:07.040 --> 02:52:09.479
dying, I guess. But he's
like wiping people out. And then this

2673
02:52:09.639 --> 02:52:13.799
is when wrestling moves starts showing up. He doesn't vertical suplex on a guy,

2674
02:52:15.319 --> 02:52:18.159
and then I this is something I
would fucking do, but this isn't

2675
02:52:18.280 --> 02:52:22.840
like a mainstream movie. He vertical
suplex. Then it cuts and he comes

2676
02:52:22.879 --> 02:52:24.879
from the bottom of the frame with
the cartoon. He whip a sound effect.

2677
02:52:26.079 --> 02:52:33.440
He's like. By the way,
if you guys are wondering why I

2678
02:52:33.479 --> 02:52:39.600
don't usually shoot episodes, it's because
I live near a fire station. I

2679
02:52:39.639 --> 02:52:41.680
don't know if the mics are picking
it up. By the way, when

2680
02:52:41.719 --> 02:52:46.280
the uh, when the volunteer firefighters
need to be alerted, how do you

2681
02:52:46.319 --> 02:52:50.840
think they get alerted with that that
siren? Yes, with it? Hold

2682
02:52:50.920 --> 02:52:58.319
on, not that one. We
have an air raid siren nice that will

2683
02:52:58.360 --> 02:53:05.280
go off all times of day to
alert the volunteer firefighters. What do you

2684
02:53:05.360 --> 02:53:07.239
live Mega City one? I know
I need I need to move a few

2685
02:53:07.280 --> 02:53:11.959
miles away from here. He lives
in sim City two thousand, reticulating.

2686
02:53:11.079 --> 02:53:13.639
At least, I'm not where I
used to live, down the street which

2687
02:53:13.680 --> 02:53:16.799
was a main street, and all
the fire stations go right past my apartment.

2688
02:53:16.840 --> 02:53:20.879
So I would literally live stream and
just stop having to talk for two

2689
02:53:20.959 --> 02:53:22.280
minutes and wait for them to be
done, and hold a show in the

2690
02:53:22.319 --> 02:53:26.959
fires in a fire station. I'll
do it there. Look on the bright

2691
02:53:26.079 --> 02:53:31.120
side, you don't live under a
grate at a rave and really, if

2692
02:53:31.159 --> 02:53:35.000
you think about it, that's all
we get asked for in these hard times.

2693
02:53:35.319 --> 02:53:39.399
You don't want to live in some
motherfuckers under a great There are the

2694
02:53:39.479 --> 02:53:43.479
worst places to live, like an
apartment above a bowlin alley that's below another

2695
02:53:45.719 --> 02:53:52.680
Oh my god, you're just saying
crime Simpson's you've been space. You've never

2696
02:53:52.879 --> 02:53:58.920
never been anyway anyway, He slices
round Pearlman in two and this is the

2697
02:54:00.280 --> 02:54:07.000
only time that the glasses come up
from as he's dissolving. This turns on

2698
02:54:07.079 --> 02:54:09.200
her father. She's like, you
know what, Dad, you kind of

2699
02:54:09.280 --> 02:54:13.239
fucked up and you might screw me
over like you did your son that I

2700
02:54:13.319 --> 02:54:16.159
didn't fucking know about. And why
are you so shiny? Why are you

2701
02:54:16.319 --> 02:54:20.600
so shiny? What do you drink
specifically that makes you different than? Are

2702
02:54:20.680 --> 02:54:28.879
you vampire? And then no Bac
shows up and he just straight up kills

2703
02:54:31.040 --> 02:54:33.399
him by draining him of his blood, like it cuts like an artery,

2704
02:54:33.440 --> 02:54:37.840
and like does that not heal for
him? Can you just slice a vampire's

2705
02:54:37.879 --> 02:54:43.639
throat? Or is so old it
doesn't Well do vampires have blood running through

2706
02:54:43.719 --> 02:54:46.159
them? I know they eat it, but I don't know. I don't

2707
02:54:46.200 --> 02:54:52.559
know how vampires were stories. But
like in the first film, like remember

2708
02:54:52.639 --> 02:54:54.440
we were like with Donald Low,
like how does he keep surviving? And

2709
02:54:54.520 --> 02:54:56.959
I think we were like, oh, maybe he's like a little older and

2710
02:54:58.079 --> 02:55:01.959
stronger. But it's like, is
that where do you hit like a point

2711
02:55:01.000 --> 02:55:03.959
where then it suddenly goes in reverse
and then you get weak again? Like

2712
02:55:05.000 --> 02:55:09.120
what the fuck is going on here? I was always in the theory,

2713
02:55:09.200 --> 02:55:11.559
like at least from some of the
old vampires depending on the movie. It's

2714
02:55:11.639 --> 02:55:16.159
like vampires do age, but just
way slower than like people. That's why,

2715
02:55:16.280 --> 02:55:18.600
not that they could die, but
like they look, you know,

2716
02:55:20.040 --> 02:55:24.319
they start getting shiny. And I
always thought what it was was the older

2717
02:55:24.399 --> 02:55:28.280
the vampire and the longer they've been
feeding, the more like a creature.

2718
02:55:28.440 --> 02:55:33.159
They end up looking like yeah,
or there's like yeah, it depends on

2719
02:55:33.280 --> 02:55:35.760
what kind of or you're an old
vampires under a great underneath the rife exactly.

2720
02:55:35.879 --> 02:55:41.959
Do you ever see Daybreakers? But
Sam Neil and uh ethan fucking amazing

2721
02:55:41.040 --> 02:55:43.200
movie. That movie wait, no, no, yeah, Daybreakers was the

2722
02:55:43.239 --> 02:55:48.399
one where they had the harvesting blood
face. Yes. Daybreakers was really interested,

2723
02:55:48.479 --> 02:55:50.000
really good. The problem is it
came out during like the Twilight thing.

2724
02:55:50.120 --> 02:55:54.000
Yeah yeah, it was so people
people were grouping vampires into just love

2725
02:55:54.159 --> 02:55:58.479
stories and they slept on it.
But the cool thing they had in there

2726
02:55:58.760 --> 02:56:03.559
was if you don't feed on like
blood, you become more bat like.

2727
02:56:03.799 --> 02:56:07.000
Yeah, like whatever the thing that
caused it. Or if you start feeding

2728
02:56:07.040 --> 02:56:09.479
on vampire blood you end up being
more bat like, so you have to

2729
02:56:09.559 --> 02:56:13.959
drink human day Breakers fell apart in
the third act, but the first part

2730
02:56:13.000 --> 02:56:16.639
of the movie is pretty good.
It was being fine. No, it

2731
02:56:16.719 --> 02:56:18.840
was a good movie. It was
just no. It was one of those

2732
02:56:18.840 --> 02:56:20.600
ones where it was it was good, but just kind of towards the end

2733
02:56:20.600 --> 02:56:24.200
you were like, all right,
it's like twenty minutes to Willem Dafoe finding

2734
02:56:24.239 --> 02:56:28.479
the cure for vampirism by having a
car accident. That was pretty fuch fun.

2735
02:56:28.079 --> 02:56:31.879
That was pretty fun. Look,
I like Ethan Hawk, but in

2736
02:56:31.040 --> 02:56:35.319
like two hours and ten minutes of
Ethan Hawk, Hey, resurgence, I

2737
02:56:35.440 --> 02:56:39.280
know. I like Ethan Hawk.
I love Willem dae. Yeah, I

2738
02:56:39.360 --> 02:56:41.559
will fucking watch anything. Yeah,
Ethanog had a good year. I liked.

2739
02:56:41.639 --> 02:56:45.239
I like the Black Phone, Uh, he was fine. I did

2740
02:56:45.360 --> 02:56:48.559
the Black Phone, the Blumhouse Black
Phone, Haunted House at I need get

2741
02:56:48.600 --> 02:56:50.920
to go. I know I was
supposed to go and I just didn't get

2742
02:56:50.959 --> 02:56:56.079
I couldn't afford it. Coast.
Yeah, so the black the black Phone,

2743
02:56:56.200 --> 02:56:58.719
Uh yeah, the Black Phone Haunted
House was really cool. But like,

2744
02:56:58.040 --> 02:57:01.639
I think I know how to move
ends right now. And speaking of

2745
02:57:01.680 --> 02:57:05.840
a black phone, that's what Wesley
Snipes calls his phone in the movie Blade

2746
02:57:05.159 --> 02:57:09.879
gott to bring it back. But
real quick. Evan hak is in my

2747
02:57:09.000 --> 02:57:15.879
favorite movie of the year, The
Northman. Oh so anyway, let me

2748
02:57:15.959 --> 02:57:18.200
see. Oh so no Sperado dies
and he turns into stone and cracks.

2749
02:57:18.319 --> 02:57:20.959
Yes, I thought that was pretty
funny. Again, I think like that

2750
02:57:22.079 --> 02:57:24.159
might be that's why he's always wet, because from that he drives and stone.

2751
02:57:24.399 --> 02:57:26.520
Oh, he's moist clay. For
me, I feel like that's like

2752
02:57:26.559 --> 02:57:30.000
an Ann Rice thing, because she
had the thing like the Queen of the

2753
02:57:30.079 --> 02:57:33.479
Damn Not well, the movie version
like they're so old that they turn into

2754
02:57:33.559 --> 02:57:35.239
marble at one point. I think
that's what they were going for. It

2755
02:57:35.319 --> 02:57:41.159
didn't quite work. No Mac attacks
Nissa for some reason. Uh, and

2756
02:57:41.280 --> 02:57:46.479
him and Blade have one final fight, and it's actually pretty awesome. Even

2757
02:57:46.559 --> 02:57:50.600
some of the CGI body doubles aren't
too bad this scene. Uh. But

2758
02:57:50.719 --> 02:57:54.639
then but then No Mac does some
elbow drops. Yeah there was there was.

2759
02:57:54.920 --> 02:57:58.920
Yeah, there was quite a bit
of wrestling, but it comes here.

2760
02:57:58.200 --> 02:58:01.000
It becomes a little late in the
movie. It's like, oh,

2761
02:58:01.079 --> 02:58:03.239
there's a lot of wrestling, and
then by the third one, Triple Ah

2762
02:58:03.360 --> 02:58:07.959
is in it. They're all in
with really oh shit. I do like

2763
02:58:07.040 --> 02:58:09.559
when Nomack is on top of him
and I guess his arm is broken.

2764
02:58:09.600 --> 02:58:13.200
He just throws it up to the
camera and you hear like the bones coming

2765
02:58:13.280 --> 02:58:16.200
back together and coming back, and
then he like punches the shit out of

2766
02:58:16.280 --> 02:58:18.719
him. But Blade is able to
get the sword right in the side of

2767
02:58:18.760 --> 02:58:22.799
the heart where it's weakest, and
I do like Nomac just doesn't pull it

2768
02:58:22.959 --> 02:58:28.079
out. He's just like, eh, you know what I'm done. Boom.

2769
02:58:28.440 --> 02:58:31.120
It's like, well, you were
really about being alive and turning people

2770
02:58:31.559 --> 02:58:35.319
like a second ago, and you
still have time to take the fucking sword

2771
02:58:35.360 --> 02:58:37.639
out. No, mad just realized
you listen to the grade of a rave

2772
02:58:37.799 --> 02:58:41.959
and the run time of this movie
is way too long. Now he can

2773
02:58:41.040 --> 02:58:45.079
make new Reaper friends, but then
they'll just die in a few days.

2774
02:58:45.319 --> 02:58:48.360
But I have to. If I
have to listen to ten more minutes of

2775
02:58:48.559 --> 02:58:54.719
throbbing technol, I'm gonna fucking lose
it to Nomad's like, no, man

2776
02:58:54.840 --> 02:58:58.520
just at one point looks No mad
Woman looks at the camera and he's like,

2777
02:58:58.920 --> 02:59:00.639
cameos. I don't know if you
can get your hell boy, because

2778
02:59:00.639 --> 02:59:07.120
this is getting ridiculous. Yeah,
but then yeah, this is getting ridiculous.

2779
02:59:07.159 --> 02:59:09.760
But then we have this is just
like Hey, I'm dying, I'm

2780
02:59:09.799 --> 02:59:13.799
turning. I want to see the
sunset before I die. And this is

2781
02:59:13.879 --> 02:59:18.399
the first This is the first time
I remember seeing this done in a movie

2782
02:59:18.440 --> 02:59:22.360
where like there's a sad scene,
like there's obviously vampires being killed by sunlight,

2783
02:59:22.399 --> 02:59:24.680
but this is like a sad like
I just want to see the sunlight

2784
02:59:26.159 --> 02:59:28.959
before I die. It's the first
time I could think of it. It's

2785
02:59:28.959 --> 02:59:31.680
happening true blood in a few things, and even Midnight Mass there's like a

2786
02:59:31.799 --> 02:59:33.879
really sad fucking scene, but this
is the first one for me. Hey,

2787
02:59:33.959 --> 02:59:37.760
wait, he's doing he's doing the
whole Hey, I never really show

2788
02:59:37.879 --> 02:59:41.559
love for you, but I've always
loved you. And she's like, I

2789
02:59:41.760 --> 02:59:46.639
don't want to Dutch take me back
at s Wait, we have a lab.

2790
02:59:46.959 --> 02:59:48.239
Let's go back to the lab.
Maybe we can work this out.

2791
02:59:50.639 --> 02:59:52.239
It's over now, it's over now. But no, I'm good, I'm

2792
02:59:52.239 --> 02:59:54.120
fine. I feel better. I
feel better. I feel better. It

2793
02:59:54.239 --> 03:00:01.079
was she's holding the man. Is
this money python? I'm not dead now,

2794
03:00:01.200 --> 03:00:05.200
He's so dead. In a minute, I'm just very badly charred.

2795
03:00:05.280 --> 03:00:11.760
I think I'll go for a walk. So she dies, turns into dust,

2796
03:00:11.920 --> 03:00:15.799
and then it flashes forward a little
bit, sorry real quick, when

2797
03:00:16.399 --> 03:00:20.159
I did, I did remember want
to think this Also, at the level

2798
03:00:20.200 --> 03:00:22.920
which they burn up is so different
depending on the vampire. Like someone's just

2799
03:00:24.040 --> 03:00:30.440
like and her it's like look like
look like a spider man disappearing in uh

2800
03:00:30.559 --> 03:00:35.479
in Tony's arms. Yeah yeah,
look, so it depends what emotion they're

2801
03:00:35.520 --> 03:00:39.719
trying to the scene. So months
later, uh, we see that there's

2802
03:00:39.760 --> 03:00:45.040
this club and Blade has become a
sex worker. I assume it just makes

2803
03:00:45.079 --> 03:00:48.479
sense he needs the money that just
by coincidence, that guy from earlier is

2804
03:00:48.520 --> 03:00:52.000
there, and I know Blade this
in my head. It's like, Blade's

2805
03:00:52.000 --> 03:00:54.639
like, look, money's tight.
I'm gonna go strip for these dudes.

2806
03:00:54.680 --> 03:00:58.399
Money tight, and so am I. And I'm gonna strip for these dudes

2807
03:00:58.399 --> 03:01:00.840
at the club. It's gonna be
my side hustle. But then it turned

2808
03:01:00.840 --> 03:01:03.120
out to be that guy, and
Blade didn't want to be embarrassed. He's

2809
03:01:03.120 --> 03:01:07.280
like, huh, nope, I
was always your waiting for you. Hey,

2810
03:01:07.319 --> 03:01:09.680
Blade, why you covered him glitter? Don't worry about it. Oh

2811
03:01:09.760 --> 03:01:15.360
that's just the glistening dog, all
right, it's my time. You smell

2812
03:01:15.399 --> 03:01:18.479
like a disgusting amount of Phoenix,
Axe Body Spray, Blaine, I'm not

2813
03:01:18.479 --> 03:01:20.440
gonna lie to you Blade. That
wig over there looks like from the movie

2814
03:01:20.479 --> 03:01:24.000
Tu Wang Fu Is anything you want
to tell us? Nope, I gotta

2815
03:01:24.040 --> 03:01:26.920
kill you sex worker. Someone walks
up to Blaine and goes, hey,

2816
03:01:26.959 --> 03:01:31.719
do you blush A come on that
specifically why I stop being a vampire?

2817
03:01:31.440 --> 03:01:37.479
So yeah, that guy, dude, and uh yeah that was that was

2818
03:01:37.600 --> 03:01:43.120
Blade too. I enjoy it.
There are some weird logical things that make

2819
03:01:43.159 --> 03:01:46.559
no sense, I think so gilbridel
Dor had no input writing this. No,

2820
03:01:46.639 --> 03:01:50.040
it's just directing, and I think
even he has issues with some of

2821
03:01:50.079 --> 03:01:54.600
the script and whatnot, because after
this he writes like pretty much everything he's

2822
03:01:54.639 --> 03:02:00.840
involved with his anthology series is pretty
good on Netflix thick yep, every anthology

2823
03:02:00.879 --> 03:02:03.639
thing is hit or mass. Yeah, that's except the movie Creep Show,

2824
03:02:03.879 --> 03:02:07.600
which is solid all the way through
and creep Show too, No, not

2825
03:02:07.719 --> 03:02:13.639
creep Show tophow it has one good
bit and everything else Creepshow to no great

2826
03:02:13.719 --> 03:02:20.079
show great anyway. Anyway, Daddy
and Daddy are fighting. So while I

2827
03:02:20.200 --> 03:02:24.639
pull up Harry Knowle's Blade to review, let me know what are your final

2828
03:02:24.719 --> 03:02:28.360
thoughts on Blade two? It is
still the best Blade movie out of the

2829
03:02:28.399 --> 03:02:35.399
three. It's definitely does not as
cool as I remember, But then again,

2830
03:02:35.879 --> 03:02:39.600
you know, there's some stuff that
in Age that did Age that great.

2831
03:02:39.319 --> 03:02:41.360
But when I watch it again,
if it's on, of course I

2832
03:02:41.479 --> 03:02:45.319
watched it again. It was Yeah, why wouldn't you What do you think,

2833
03:02:45.399 --> 03:02:48.959
Pessy, I thought it was.
I mean, definitely doesn't hold up

2834
03:02:48.040 --> 03:02:54.879
like it used to. Definitely a
little too long. But but I get

2835
03:02:54.920 --> 03:02:56.799
it. You know, back back
then, back then movies, movies could

2836
03:02:56.840 --> 03:03:00.079
be a little longer. They did
that, they did that more. But

2837
03:03:00.680 --> 03:03:03.639
at the end of it all,
I was really wasted when I watched it,

2838
03:03:03.920 --> 03:03:07.280
and I think I would have to
be that level of wasted to watch

2839
03:03:07.319 --> 03:03:11.680
it again. It's a good idea
to be inebriated when you watch Blade movies.

2840
03:03:11.760 --> 03:03:16.360
It makes the experience way better.
Don't watch it at one am after

2841
03:03:16.440 --> 03:03:20.440
you've been filming in a cold,
unfinished building. That's what I did last

2842
03:03:20.520 --> 03:03:22.600
night, and I want to watch
the end of it this morning. Jesus,

2843
03:03:24.120 --> 03:03:28.399
Yeah, you don't watch it after
taking mushrooms. Towards the end,

2844
03:03:28.440 --> 03:03:31.840
they got really weird. Now,
there was a point where he was just

2845
03:03:31.959 --> 03:03:37.360
yelling notes at me now, Harry
Knowles from an a cool news and by

2846
03:03:37.360 --> 03:03:41.280
the way, I should have no
problem reading this because Harry Noles is a

2847
03:03:41.360 --> 03:03:46.719
beloved icon who has had a less
celebrities on his show and has been in

2848
03:03:46.840 --> 03:03:50.000
a list movies. I sure has. But yeah, here is a You

2849
03:03:50.120 --> 03:03:52.639
have to go to Legacy dot a
it cole dot com to look up his

2850
03:03:52.760 --> 03:03:58.920
Blade two review from March seventeen,
two thousand and two. This is famously

2851
03:03:58.000 --> 03:04:03.600
one of the most cringiest you ready
ready, I'm excited. Okay, So,

2852
03:04:03.799 --> 03:04:07.719
guys, we read the Harry Knowles
thing and I realized there's no way

2853
03:04:07.799 --> 03:04:11.760
this video will get monetized by leave
it in, so I'm putting it on

2854
03:04:11.920 --> 03:04:18.559
Patreon. Have fun listening to it
on Patreon and watching their reactions. That's

2855
03:04:18.600 --> 03:04:20.280
the worst thing I've ever heard someone
read. Worst thing I've ever heard a

2856
03:04:20.360 --> 03:04:24.840
grown man saying, you've never even
heard of that review before? Oh okay,

2857
03:04:26.600 --> 03:04:30.200
anyway, now that we're all in
a great mood, uh, where

2858
03:04:30.239 --> 03:04:31.399
can we find you? Guys?
I don't want to be around anymore,

2859
03:04:33.799 --> 03:04:37.559
hanging by my neck from a rafter
bessy, Where can we find you?

2860
03:04:39.079 --> 03:04:43.479
You can find me Rumble dot com
slash Midnight Rift Party also Midnight Rift Party

2861
03:04:43.719 --> 03:04:46.719
locals dot com. We do like
late night rifts. We make fun of

2862
03:04:46.760 --> 03:04:48.840
old VHS stuff. I just got
a whole bunch of tapes in a VCR,

2863
03:04:48.959 --> 03:04:52.000
so we've been doing some crazy shit. If you want to know when

2864
03:04:52.079 --> 03:04:56.079
the shows are on, either check
out the locals or follow me on Twitter

2865
03:04:56.079 --> 03:05:00.239
at Joyesty. Okay, how about
you, what shows do you do doing

2866
03:05:00.239 --> 03:05:03.360
anyone? Now that you guys have
to watch that Patreon thing, you have

2867
03:05:03.479 --> 03:05:05.520
no idea what he put a suit? What did I? I mean,

2868
03:05:05.600 --> 03:05:09.600
Rumble dot com, Daywave, go
start for Daywave and the Revenge of the

2869
03:05:09.719 --> 03:05:13.600
Cysts. Okay, those are those
are? I am such a good mood

2870
03:05:13.639 --> 03:05:16.840
when I got here. And if
WI you hear what he said, I

2871
03:05:18.799 --> 03:05:20.159
I mean you could just look it
up, but I think you should pay

2872
03:05:20.319 --> 03:05:24.239
two dollars. No, no,
no, listen and see the reaction.

2873
03:05:24.840 --> 03:05:28.719
No no, no, no,
no, no. That is is he

2874
03:05:28.959 --> 03:05:33.040
did. He nailed it. He
delivered it in the in the soothing erotic

2875
03:05:33.159 --> 03:05:37.520
million was meant to be delivered.
So that is Blade to Cruise Control.

2876
03:05:37.559 --> 03:05:41.319
I don't feel like I keep putting
to say Cruise Control, and I don't

2877
03:05:41.360 --> 03:05:43.520
know why every third movie. I
always say Blade, Blade three, Rides

2878
03:05:43.559 --> 03:05:54.120
of the Machines, Blade two,
the Search for Tokyo Cruise Control. Anyway,

2879
03:05:54.879 --> 03:05:58.920
Uh that was it? Please like
share subscribe? Uh? Well,

2880
03:05:58.040 --> 03:06:03.280
I would say thank you guys up, but I didn't invite you. We're

2881
03:06:03.399 --> 03:06:09.159
more than even now after that.
But all if anything, you owe me

2882
03:06:09.280 --> 03:06:11.920
an apology. Now, listen,
guys, if we talk about Blade three,

2883
03:06:13.040 --> 03:06:15.440
just just call me ahead of time. We can do it at the

2884
03:06:15.520 --> 03:06:18.520
store. We can have fun.
You don't have to break in. Okay,

2885
03:06:18.600 --> 03:06:22.280
we'll see okay, or we could
just not leave. No, you

2886
03:06:22.360 --> 03:06:26.000
definitely need to leave. I'll start, I'll bad. Ain't it cool?

2887
03:06:26.319 --> 03:06:31.719
Okay? I saw Blade. We
gotta tell us, we gotta go and

2888
03:06:43.719 --> 03:06:54.760
boo talking about tapes? Did you
guys break in again? Break in?

2889
03:06:54.840 --> 03:06:56.399
If we never left? We've been
sleep every time you leave. We we

2890
03:06:56.840 --> 03:07:03.000
come out of the attic. There's
there's no addicts in this building. Well,

2891
03:07:03.280 --> 03:07:05.959
well, then then your upstairs neighbor
is very angry at us. I'm

2892
03:07:07.000 --> 03:07:09.000
on the top floor, I mean
hanging out of the roof of my house.

2893
03:07:09.159 --> 03:07:13.040
I thought you upstairs neighbors were pigeons. He's been on the roof me.

2894
03:07:13.520 --> 03:07:16.840
I don't know if you've noticed,
Tony, but your whole kitchen floor

2895
03:07:16.959 --> 03:07:20.440
is a great I've been actually living
under it, and we've been feeding off

2896
03:07:20.479 --> 03:07:24.440
of your leavings. Yeah, let
me drop toast crumbs. We're feeding off

2897
03:07:24.479 --> 03:07:26.000
of them, a lot of toast
crumbs and pasta, lots of spaghetti,

2898
03:07:26.200 --> 03:07:30.239
lot of spaghetti. The weird part
was the amount of tears, So a

2899
03:07:30.319 --> 03:07:35.879
lot of tears. You've been squatting
in and around my building to find squatting,

2900
03:07:35.559 --> 03:07:39.840
you've defined building. You've been occupying
my building, m h and find

2901
03:07:39.920 --> 03:07:43.920
my and you waited for me to
wake up, and you set up the

2902
03:07:45.040 --> 03:07:48.719
microphones ahead of time, set up
cameras, yes, uh huh in my

2903
03:07:48.920 --> 03:07:52.959
kitchen to talk about Blade Trinity.
If it makes you feel better, we

2904
03:07:52.079 --> 03:07:56.440
use your credit card for the cameras. Also, don't just leave your credit

2905
03:07:56.479 --> 03:07:58.680
card on your kitchen counter and you
we can grab it. That squatting in

2906
03:07:58.719 --> 03:08:03.959
your house, guys, you know
I'm like a famous important YouTuber. Heh,

2907
03:08:03.040 --> 03:08:07.680
Yeah, I had this nice set. I mean store. It's a

2908
03:08:07.760 --> 03:08:11.159
real store. It's a very real
store. And you're gonna make me talk

2909
03:08:11.200 --> 03:08:13.600
about a movie in my goddamn kitchen. Anybody who's a movie review when their

2910
03:08:13.680 --> 03:08:18.520
kitchen's obviously an amateur Well, I
guess that's what we're doing. It's amateur

2911
03:08:18.600 --> 03:08:22.920
hour here, and yes, yes, amaateur hour. You just comp it

2912
03:08:22.000 --> 03:08:26.879
all over my line. Speaking of
amateurs. David Escoria probably wasn't ready to

2913
03:08:26.959 --> 03:08:33.040
direct this feature film a Blade Trinity, so we didn't really take a lot

2914
03:08:33.120 --> 03:08:37.159
of notes. But you know,
a while back, we did do a

2915
03:08:37.239 --> 03:08:43.479
commentary track for this and it's available
now on Patreon, and I guess you

2916
03:08:43.559 --> 03:08:46.520
guys were so excited you wanted to
come back and talk more about Blade Trinity,

2917
03:08:46.600 --> 03:08:50.719
so I guess we will. That
was one of the worst movies I've

2918
03:08:50.719 --> 03:08:52.000
ever seen in my life. I
was one of that was probably, Yeah,

2919
03:08:52.120 --> 03:08:56.319
one of the worst movies. I
have you told me watching it multiple

2920
03:08:56.399 --> 03:09:01.440
times? Yeah, on mute,
just the just albus excuse me, Jessica

2921
03:09:01.440 --> 03:09:03.079
Bils pain something to you. It
was on DVD at the time, but

2922
03:09:03.159 --> 03:09:07.319
it was a VHS. Those things
will be worn out. Okay. When

2923
03:09:07.360 --> 03:09:09.360
she's pulling back on that boat,
that's the redeeming thing of that movie.

2924
03:09:09.479 --> 03:09:16.600
Jessica Biel looks amazing, very fit. Yes, everyone on Seventh Heaven is

2925
03:09:16.639 --> 03:09:20.840
amazing and did nothing wrong. Oh, no, that was a show.

2926
03:09:20.920 --> 03:09:24.120
That was what happened. That was
a show of virtue. What happened.

2927
03:09:24.520 --> 03:09:26.079
I'm gonna look it up now,
you know, you know, look up

2928
03:09:30.040 --> 03:09:37.719
seven Dad, Dad, Heaven.
Let's see it is easy. Eric Cameron

2929
03:09:37.760 --> 03:09:41.719
has revealed to me father of numerous
children about you're gonna want to Oh no,

2930
03:09:45.079 --> 03:09:50.079
there were children on this show.
Yeah, oh no. Wow,

2931
03:09:50.159 --> 03:09:54.360
this really puts a damper on this
whole Blake Trinity review. Yeah, yeah,

2932
03:09:54.719 --> 03:09:58.200
I don't think I can watch seventh
seven again rather than Blake. I

2933
03:09:58.200 --> 03:10:01.479
would rather watch seventh even I don't
know watch You said you didn't see Jurassic

2934
03:10:01.559 --> 03:10:05.000
World, Dominion, the third one
whatever? The third one is okay,

2935
03:10:05.520 --> 03:10:09.239
Well, they they had they brought
Dodson back from the first movie, but

2936
03:10:09.280 --> 03:10:11.680
they had to get a new actor. Don't look up. Why don't look

2937
03:10:11.760 --> 03:10:16.840
up why they had to get a
new actor. Anyway, Blade Trinity,

2938
03:10:16.000 --> 03:10:20.559
Now, I remember when this movie
was coming out. I loved Blade and

2939
03:10:20.719 --> 03:10:24.000
Blade two, real hype on it. I remember they were saying Triple h

2940
03:10:24.200 --> 03:10:28.879
is gonna be in a Blade movie. He's gonna be in a comic book

2941
03:10:28.959 --> 03:10:31.479
movie. It's gonna be a big
thing. And Blade's back, and now

2942
03:10:31.520 --> 03:10:35.319
he's got a team of young sexy
people helping him out, and I'm like,

2943
03:10:35.360 --> 03:10:39.200
all right, sounds good. I'm
in. And then I remember I

2944
03:10:39.319 --> 03:10:41.799
started seeing like the advertisements for it, like the first the promotional pictures.

2945
03:10:41.840 --> 03:10:46.440
I'm like, this doesn't look as
good. And then I saw the trailer.

2946
03:10:46.520 --> 03:10:50.079
I'm like, this looks like shit. Yeah. And then the other

2947
03:10:50.159 --> 03:10:52.280
thing is you brought up the triple
H thame. But we noticed when we

2948
03:10:52.319 --> 03:10:56.319
were watching it it's like he's barely
in the movie, barely, Like he

2949
03:10:56.360 --> 03:10:58.440
has a couple things, and yeah, maybe a fight in the three wrestling

2950
03:10:58.479 --> 03:11:01.399
moves, but I've I mean outside
of that, you know, and even

2951
03:11:01.479 --> 03:11:05.719
Parker Post he's on that much.
It's mostly just falling around as these young

2952
03:11:05.799 --> 03:11:09.239
gohards. Yeah, and I didn't
see the theaters, which isn't rare for

2953
03:11:09.319 --> 03:11:13.120
the time. I didn't see everything
in the theaters back then, but if

2954
03:11:13.159 --> 03:11:15.399
it was like a superhero movie,
I usually made a point to see it,

2955
03:11:15.479 --> 03:11:18.760
or at least when it came out
right on video. Like I didn't

2956
03:11:18.879 --> 03:11:20.959
get to see X Men two in
theaters, but I made sure to get

2957
03:11:20.000 --> 03:11:24.680
it right on video. Blade Caught
three right, the good one. Yes,

2958
03:11:24.760 --> 03:11:28.840
I saw that in theaters so perfect. Oh, Blade Trinity I didn't

2959
03:11:28.920 --> 03:11:33.239
see until VHS like two or three
years after it came out. Now,

2960
03:11:33.280 --> 03:11:35.840
this is the one they crossed over
with Trinity from the Matrix, right,

2961
03:11:35.239 --> 03:11:39.440
No, no it didn't. I
don't know why it's Is it Trinity because

2962
03:11:39.479 --> 03:11:43.040
it's the three of them, but
there's more than three of them. I

2963
03:11:43.079 --> 03:11:46.040
think it's Trinity because is the third
one. But I mean, okay,

2964
03:11:46.200 --> 03:11:48.559
so the thing is, and here's
why it failed. I figured it out.

2965
03:11:48.639 --> 03:11:52.840
Okay, this is easy. Blade
Trinity failed because count the number of

2966
03:11:52.959 --> 03:11:56.760
rave scenes in the first one and
the second one. There are no rave

2967
03:11:56.799 --> 03:12:01.440
scenes in Blaze. Zero, not
even light that not what No, no

2968
03:12:01.719 --> 03:12:05.600
dancing. It's okay, dude,
there wasn't even a scene. There wasn't

2969
03:12:05.600 --> 03:12:07.280
even they could have at least they
could have at least had a scene.

2970
03:12:07.600 --> 03:12:11.879
The main bad guy was Dracula.
They couldn't have had a scene and ballroom

2971
03:12:13.000 --> 03:12:18.559
dances with a woman las do?
And also, don't you have to like

2972
03:12:18.719 --> 03:12:22.440
invite Dracula in Like I don't think
he could just like go wherever he wants.

2973
03:12:22.680 --> 03:12:24.440
That's the first Dracula. He's a
little entitled. Okay, Yeah,

2974
03:12:24.479 --> 03:12:28.520
so that's that's a problem here.
Sorry, I'm pulling up the plot of

2975
03:12:28.600 --> 03:12:31.200
the film because I forgot to take
no. See, all Draculas are communists

2976
03:12:31.319 --> 03:12:35.719
because they don't need to be invited
because they own everything, exact time.

2977
03:12:35.879 --> 03:12:39.159
Lots of problem. So, like
I said, Blade comes from the comic

2978
03:12:39.360 --> 03:12:41.920
Tomb of Dracula. But then the
first movie does the whole like, forget

2979
03:12:43.079 --> 03:12:46.719
everything you know about vampires. All
the movies are bullshit, and it's like

2980
03:12:48.280 --> 03:12:52.120
and then the second one leans heavy
into like their sci fi vampires and now

2981
03:12:52.200 --> 03:12:54.799
it's and now it's literally Dracula's here. The first one. The third one

2982
03:12:54.879 --> 03:13:00.520
is like, remember everything you know
about vampire. Remember it's all coming back.

2983
03:13:00.600 --> 03:13:03.559
First one was forget everything you know
about vampires. The second one was

2984
03:13:03.760 --> 03:13:09.000
remember everything you know about vampire.
Remember no, remember everything you forgot about

2985
03:13:09.120 --> 03:13:13.479
forgot about vampires. And the third
one is forget everything you know about a

2986
03:13:13.600 --> 03:13:22.079
good film. So, yeah,
David Goyer is writing and directing this time.

2987
03:13:22.440 --> 03:13:24.639
And you could tell that Wesley Snipes
was very happy about that. You

2988
03:13:24.959 --> 03:13:33.639
yeah happy. Famously, some other
director was oh Oliver Hirschbiegel was in talks

2989
03:13:33.680 --> 03:13:39.840
to direct the film. The fuck
is that he ended up directing a different

2990
03:13:39.000 --> 03:13:45.559
film that spawned many many, many, many many many many re edits and

2991
03:13:45.680 --> 03:13:50.079
memes. Can you film, No, it's the guy who did Downfall.

2992
03:13:50.280 --> 03:13:56.520
Really, if you don't know what
Downfall is, if you've ever seen a

2993
03:13:56.680 --> 03:14:00.920
clip of Hitler screaming and yelling out
his staff, that's re subtitled that is

2994
03:14:00.959 --> 03:14:05.079
from the movie Downfall. So he
chose to do Downfall instead of Blade Trinity.

2995
03:14:05.600 --> 03:14:09.440
Downfall did have a bigger impact than
Blade Trinity and better staying power.

2996
03:14:11.040 --> 03:14:13.799
God, those those Downfall memes went
on for a while. They still they're

2997
03:14:13.799 --> 03:14:18.319
still coming in, they still do
them. He also made the movie Das

2998
03:14:18.440 --> 03:14:24.559
Experiment okay, which is which is
German for the Experiment. Yes, so

2999
03:14:24.920 --> 03:14:28.639
I guess Goyer took over and yeah, this movie is famous, like uh

3000
03:14:28.079 --> 03:14:33.120
for Wesley Snipes just because wow,
look we when we watch the younger as

3001
03:14:33.159 --> 03:14:35.360
him thing. I didn't really pick
of that up on because it's just it's

3002
03:14:35.360 --> 03:14:39.760
a it's a Blade movie. Who
cares? But really, now knowing going

3003
03:14:39.879 --> 03:14:45.040
into it the whole background, it
is completely noticeable that even on the best

3004
03:14:45.159 --> 03:14:46.760
those are the best takes in the
movie. He did not want to be

3005
03:14:46.840 --> 03:14:50.319
there. He didn't He didn't want
to phone it in. He wanted to

3006
03:14:50.360 --> 03:14:56.079
do anything he wanted off and we
were talking about in the previous film,

3007
03:14:56.159 --> 03:15:00.959
they apparently used stand ins for him
because he was busy to another movies and

3008
03:15:01.120 --> 03:15:03.840
he probably saw how effective that was. Like, like I said, Steven

3009
03:15:03.879 --> 03:15:07.120
Stigald, it like, yeah,
just as many standards as possible, Steven

3010
03:15:07.159 --> 03:15:09.680
Saggald. Now, even as people
just dub his voiceover, I'm surprised they

3011
03:15:09.719 --> 03:15:13.719
didn't do that. Yeah, I
mean that's the next that's the next step.

3012
03:15:13.280 --> 03:15:18.959
And it sucks because I like Wesley
Snipes, Like he's not a guy

3013
03:15:18.000 --> 03:15:22.079
that I dislike or anything, but
Wesley Snipes is too arrogant for well,

3014
03:15:22.120 --> 03:15:24.959
we'll get the tax thing, but
he's too arrogant for his own good.

3015
03:15:26.120 --> 03:15:28.479
Right. It's like, look,
man, you're good and I like you,

3016
03:15:28.639 --> 03:15:31.639
but not enough to be this big
of an ass. Yeah. Yeah,

3017
03:15:31.760 --> 03:15:35.200
It's kind of like Gunner Hanson,
the dude who plays No not gut

3018
03:15:35.239 --> 03:15:37.799
her Hands, who's the other who's
the Kane Hodder, the guy who plays

3019
03:15:37.920 --> 03:15:41.399
the guy who plays Jason in the
newer movies, is apparently a fucking dick.

3020
03:15:41.520 --> 03:15:46.920
No. Kane Otter did seventy eight. Derek Mehers was the last guy

3021
03:15:46.920 --> 03:15:48.760
who played Okay, but I heard
Kane Howter is kind of an eye I've

3022
03:15:48.760 --> 03:15:52.200
heard I couldn't be wrong. It's
like it's one of those things where it's

3023
03:15:52.239 --> 03:15:54.920
like what you say. Gunnar Hanson
is one of the he was leather face

3024
03:15:54.280 --> 03:15:58.440
Gunnar Hanson's He was one of the
nicest people he ever met. I actually

3025
03:15:58.479 --> 03:16:01.840
saw a movie with him recently.
No, sorry, gott to finish your

3026
03:16:01.879 --> 03:16:03.319
thought. I had a goyer thought
that he just came to my head because

3027
03:16:03.360 --> 03:16:09.120
you mentioned it, and my goyer
thought was I kind of feel bad for

3028
03:16:09.239 --> 03:16:13.280
him because I'm not. Obviously there's
a lot of decisions he made that were

3029
03:16:13.319 --> 03:16:16.079
in his control. But I kind
of feel like it really sucks. As

3030
03:16:16.120 --> 03:16:20.200
you're first director. You know,
you're excited and you're gonna do it,

3031
03:16:20.239 --> 03:16:22.440
and then you have you have to
work with somebody who is just dragging their

3032
03:16:22.479 --> 03:16:26.399
feet. Yeah, and so I'm
not saying that if Wesley Snipes didn't phone

3033
03:16:26.440 --> 03:16:28.959
it in, the movie would have
been better, But I don't know how

3034
03:16:30.000 --> 03:16:33.559
it could have been worse. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot that's bad

3035
03:16:33.600 --> 03:16:37.920
in here, and it's not just
having to deal with Wesley's bullshit, because

3036
03:16:37.920 --> 03:16:41.200
there are scenes that are completely devoid
of Wesley's snipes, and they're not very

3037
03:16:41.319 --> 03:16:46.239
good. No, Goyer is very
hit or miss as a writer and a

3038
03:16:46.319 --> 03:16:50.520
director. He I mean, I
mean you've worked with him, you would

3039
03:16:50.559 --> 03:16:52.319
know. I did work with him
on The Dark Knight Rises. But even

3040
03:16:52.360 --> 03:16:56.920
those late, those two later ones, I think the Nolans are more involved

3041
03:16:56.959 --> 03:17:01.000
with the actual script. I think
he just helped develop the story. Uh.

3042
03:17:01.120 --> 03:17:03.360
He's good at like coming up with
like concepts and working with other writers,

3043
03:17:03.440 --> 03:17:07.600
but he's very hit or miss on
his own, especially directing, and

3044
03:17:07.639 --> 03:17:11.040
of course this is one of them. Uh yeah. So, like I

3045
03:17:11.079 --> 03:17:16.600
said, this is about Dracula,
and they got the the classic film star

3046
03:17:16.959 --> 03:17:20.760
Dominic percelly. What's his name,
don't don't dead name him? Oh Drake,

3047
03:17:20.959 --> 03:17:24.399
Sorry, not Dracula, thank you. Sure. And honestly, I

3048
03:17:24.440 --> 03:17:28.920
think the reason for that Drake thing
is because they thought it would be cooler.

3049
03:17:28.520 --> 03:17:31.920
They thought, oh Drake young and
hip Dracula. That's what that's that's

3050
03:17:31.959 --> 03:17:39.079
your grandpa's vampire. Did not pay
for product placement. There are a lot

3051
03:17:39.239 --> 03:17:41.079
of Apple products, there was a
lot of Maybe it was one of those

3052
03:17:41.120 --> 03:17:43.280
if they did it, they did
it. They would come kind of thing.

3053
03:17:43.959 --> 03:17:48.159
If they made the equipment available and
included the option to buy it.

3054
03:17:48.399 --> 03:17:52.920
It's sixty percent reduction. Wait,
didn't even get it for free, No,

3055
03:17:54.000 --> 03:17:58.360
they had to. So they were, Oh my god, they were

3056
03:17:58.399 --> 03:18:01.280
gonna give Apple free plugs on their
stuff if they were just given him just

3057
03:18:01.319 --> 03:18:03.760
they won't even ask for money,
Just give me free stuff and like,

3058
03:18:03.799 --> 03:18:07.959
we'll give you a discount. Actually, Scott was almost in this. She

3059
03:18:07.079 --> 03:18:11.120
was some Birds of Prey, the
TV show from the early two thousands,

3060
03:18:11.120 --> 03:18:16.200
and it says here Goyer was highly
skeptical of having Triple H in the movie,

3061
03:18:16.719 --> 03:18:24.600
but his comedic timing and self deprecation
he admired that off screen was all

3062
03:18:24.639 --> 03:18:28.680
that. Off screen, here's the
weirdest thing. From everything I've heard,

3063
03:18:28.040 --> 03:18:31.799
Triple H is famously easy to work
with, that acting stuff, Like,

3064
03:18:31.840 --> 03:18:35.680
he's actually a nice guy, so
I could see him winning him over.

3065
03:18:35.799 --> 03:18:39.799
I think what Goyer's pointing out is
he'd rather be with a nice guy who's

3066
03:18:39.840 --> 03:18:45.040
a bad actor than be with that
a mediocre actor that's a dick. They

3067
03:18:45.200 --> 03:18:48.600
might have cut a lot of his
stuff here, because it's saying they expanded

3068
03:18:48.680 --> 03:18:52.479
his role. Well maybe he was
supposed to die. No, you know

3069
03:18:52.559 --> 03:18:56.159
what, happened. He was probably
supposed to die in the beginning when she

3070
03:18:56.200 --> 03:18:58.360
shot him with the arrow, not
being serious. But then they know,

3071
03:18:58.399 --> 03:19:01.879
we'll just say in a silver arrow
because they wanted to use some way,

3072
03:19:01.879 --> 03:19:07.200
and also probably because they need to
fill more time, because because Wesley was

3073
03:19:07.239 --> 03:19:09.559
sitting in his trailer smoking weed and
not wanted to do the movie and they

3074
03:19:09.559 --> 03:19:11.440
were, and they were probably also
just like, all right, look,

3075
03:19:11.920 --> 03:19:16.440
we spent a lot of money on
those silver teeth. We really got to

3076
03:19:16.479 --> 03:19:20.600
show them that's silver teeth or every
shot him going and it's cool. But

3077
03:19:20.760 --> 03:19:24.879
I don't get why there's silver teeth. Wouldn't that hurt him, like because

3078
03:19:24.879 --> 03:19:28.760
he's a pimp. No, but
that's a really good point. He would

3079
03:19:28.760 --> 03:19:31.200
be in pain all the time,
right, Did they specifically say it with

3080
03:19:31.280 --> 03:19:35.840
silver? I guess they could just
be metal, But that's the worst though.

3081
03:19:35.879 --> 03:19:39.040
That's so weird. Maybe they're platinum, Okay, that could be that's

3082
03:19:39.159 --> 03:19:46.879
kind of cool. Yeah, chrome
chrome teeth. Maybe they're titanium. Oh

3083
03:19:46.040 --> 03:19:52.159
you know, animantium teeth. It
is there we go. So yeah,

3084
03:19:52.760 --> 03:19:54.600
a lot of there was a lot
of issues behind the scenes with this film.

3085
03:19:54.719 --> 03:19:58.719
It's kind of a mess. They're
working in uh, like Hannibal King

3086
03:20:00.040 --> 03:20:03.280
and like I think the Nightstalkers they're
called uh because they were Cannibal Burs.

3087
03:20:05.159 --> 03:20:07.520
What did I say, Hannibal Burd
No, I said I'd rather have Hannibal

3088
03:20:07.559 --> 03:20:09.559
Burs Hey, blady, man,
what are we going to do now?

3089
03:20:09.639 --> 03:20:11.920
Man? Oh? That's shitty.
So they wanted to set off a spinoff

3090
03:20:13.000 --> 03:20:16.280
called the night Stalkers. Yeah,
I actually that. I didn't know going

3091
03:20:16.319 --> 03:20:18.159
into that that that was the whole
plan was to have. Okay, so

3092
03:20:18.719 --> 03:20:22.600
they were going to just do another
other movies with That's why again, why

3093
03:20:22.719 --> 03:20:26.639
why we look at the something I
guess we haven't mentioned in the review,

3094
03:20:26.639 --> 03:20:28.680
but it's like how stacked the cast
is, because if you look the look

3095
03:20:28.719 --> 03:20:33.360
at the cast on paper today,
you'd be like, that's a pretty good

3096
03:20:33.440 --> 03:20:37.360
cast. You know, you've Ryan
Reynolds, you have Jessica Biel, you

3097
03:20:37.520 --> 03:20:41.319
have a propos Parker Posey, you
have what's his the guy that was the

3098
03:20:41.399 --> 03:20:45.920
dad on Dexter, James James James
Gown, what's her face from Margin is

3099
03:20:45.959 --> 03:20:48.319
The New Black? I'm Bad?
Natasha Leone. Yeah. So and you

3100
03:20:48.440 --> 03:20:50.559
keep going down the list and you're
like, wow, this is kind of

3101
03:20:50.639 --> 03:20:54.280
stacked like this is a this is
a stack cast. But I think that's

3102
03:20:54.479 --> 03:20:58.559
that's the reason why it has to
because they figured, look, we need

3103
03:20:58.680 --> 03:21:01.680
people that could carry a movie after
Snipes is gone. And you know what

3104
03:21:01.799 --> 03:21:05.840
they were wrong about on that,
Ryan Reynold guy's name. One successful rray

3105
03:21:05.840 --> 03:21:07.280
to a movie that Ryan Reynold guy
has ever made. I can't think of

3106
03:21:07.360 --> 03:21:13.959
any Van Wilder. Okay, okay, you know what, I apologize.

3107
03:21:15.159 --> 03:21:18.159
I think I saw a movie where
he was in a box the whole time.

3108
03:21:18.280 --> 03:21:22.040
I remember that Buried. Yeah.
And then there was the movie where

3109
03:21:22.079 --> 03:21:26.799
he owned a pizza shop. Yes, I remember that. Other than that,

3110
03:21:26.280 --> 03:21:31.440
he doesn't really ring any bells for
me. Sleven, lucky number sleven?

3111
03:21:33.040 --> 03:21:37.200
What's he? The guy that was
Josh Hart? No, no,

3112
03:21:37.319 --> 03:21:39.000
no, hold on, Ryan Reynolds
wasn't lucky? Wait no, what's the

3113
03:21:39.079 --> 03:21:43.319
one with the with the with the
heisting and the cards and the and they're

3114
03:21:43.319 --> 03:21:46.200
shooting at each other and I,
no, no, no, this isn't

3115
03:21:46.200 --> 03:21:48.879
not letting. This is the best
ever was when I tell you what it

3116
03:21:50.000 --> 03:21:52.079
is. Hold On, don't look
at the camera, don't look at the

3117
03:21:52.120 --> 03:21:56.399
k don't don't do it. Bessy. While he's looking for that. Do

3118
03:21:56.479 --> 03:22:01.000
you like my kitchen washer dryer?
Oh? Yeah, I love it.

3119
03:22:01.159 --> 03:22:05.360
It's it's Samsung, right. Does
it play a little song when it's ready?

3120
03:22:05.520 --> 03:22:07.159
It does? Now. By the
way, Samsung did not sponsor this

3121
03:22:07.239 --> 03:22:11.760
show, but they did get in
the washer for sixty place. They said

3122
03:22:11.799 --> 03:22:13.840
we're gonna get you washer and dryer, and I was like, where am

3123
03:22:13.840 --> 03:22:16.399
I gonna put it? They're like, I don't know you're a kitchen uh

3124
03:22:18.799 --> 03:22:24.159
red? Notice? No, keep
going before six Underground, Hitman's Bodyguard.

3125
03:22:24.360 --> 03:22:31.000
You know what, I give up? Just pray there is a movie Lantern.

3126
03:22:31.040 --> 03:22:37.120
I just remember what about the change
up when him and Jason bodies?

3127
03:22:37.319 --> 03:22:41.000
What about the one he was just
friends when he was fat? In the

3128
03:22:41.399 --> 03:22:45.360
fat right? Now? Yeah,
you can never make that today. No,

3129
03:22:45.920 --> 03:22:48.600
speaking of make shell, we need
to cancel Jack Black for making shallow.

3130
03:22:48.959 --> 03:22:52.159
Cancel Jack hashtag cancel Jack Black.
No, no, you have to

3131
03:22:52.200 --> 03:22:56.360
cancel Gwyneth Paltrow because she was in
the fat suits. She was Gwyneth Patrick

3132
03:22:56.360 --> 03:23:01.079
should be canceled for her vagina candles, not for anything else. For her

3133
03:23:01.239 --> 03:23:05.799
vagina period. She seems it.
Listen here goop, Okay, anyway,

3134
03:23:05.799 --> 03:23:09.440
I apologize David Escort's wonderful film.
Blake. Yes, yes, I guess

3135
03:23:09.479 --> 03:23:13.079
we'll just go through the movie.
I'm excited. So a bunch of vampires

3136
03:23:13.159 --> 03:23:24.360
land in Syria at a digital pyramid
where I guess they realize right as they

3137
03:23:24.399 --> 03:23:26.120
do, and then they flick off
the sun. Don't forget that they flick

3138
03:23:26.120 --> 03:23:28.719
off. Yeah, I think is
the one that's like, fuck you Sun.

3139
03:23:30.000 --> 03:23:33.239
It's like, look at the sun. Okay, that's weird. Okay,

3140
03:23:33.360 --> 03:23:35.079
I don't think that's something the sun
had anything to do with you.

3141
03:23:35.280 --> 03:23:39.920
It's an unfortunate thing, like you
know, the sun can kill humans too

3142
03:23:41.280 --> 03:23:43.239
slower. But so they're investigating this
tomb, and something I want to point

3143
03:23:43.239 --> 03:23:48.040
out very quickly is like you could
have done it at night time. No

3144
03:23:48.079 --> 03:23:50.559
one made you go during the day. You could have landed in Syria at

3145
03:23:50.639 --> 03:23:52.760
night so you wouldn't have to wear
all that protection. Yeah, because once

3146
03:23:52.799 --> 03:23:56.440
they pull the rock through underground,
so it doesn't matter what time it is,

3147
03:23:56.760 --> 03:23:58.079
but they had to have the sun
up to have that one scene later.

3148
03:23:58.319 --> 03:24:01.559
Yeah, Yeah, it was once
they pulled the very specific rock that

3149
03:24:01.600 --> 03:24:05.360
they knew where they knew exactly,
like like like pulling like a like a

3150
03:24:05.440 --> 03:24:09.600
you know, like a little needle
out of like a lego. My favorite

3151
03:24:09.680 --> 03:24:13.280
is the monster Dracula comes out,
but it's we find out that that isn't

3152
03:24:13.319 --> 03:24:18.360
his monster form, that's his scary
armor that looks like a monster. But

3153
03:24:18.520 --> 03:24:22.159
he also turns into a monster later
on. There's a lot of confusing things

3154
03:24:22.200 --> 03:24:26.399
with Dracula in terms of what hurts
him because they're all over the place,

3155
03:24:26.440 --> 03:24:28.000
like they don't they don't even explicitly
tell you the rules of things. I

3156
03:24:28.159 --> 03:24:31.719
understand vampires are different, but they
never explicitly tell you the rules of this

3157
03:24:31.799 --> 03:24:35.239
Dracula. Yeah, they never really
there's no walks out in the sun at

3158
03:24:35.239 --> 03:24:37.600
one point, so there's no like
the Reapers where they're learning their weaknesses as

3159
03:24:37.639 --> 03:24:41.479
they go. They never they're like, hey, this thing might kill him.

3160
03:24:41.559 --> 03:24:43.120
It's like, are there any other
options? Like, no, this

3161
03:24:43.239 --> 03:24:46.319
thing might I don't think, so
we don't have time to figure it out.

3162
03:24:46.319 --> 03:24:48.639
We have too many characters in this
movie we got to explore so they

3163
03:24:48.680 --> 03:24:54.559
can be in all those spinoffs that
never happened. Blind Justice, if she

3164
03:24:54.600 --> 03:24:56.840
would have survived, the blind girl, that would have been her thing would

3165
03:24:56.840 --> 03:25:01.440
have been blind. She hunts vampire, right, Yeah, so yeah,

3166
03:25:01.760 --> 03:25:05.680
we get to see Blade our boy
Blade hanging out with a whistler, still

3167
03:25:07.040 --> 03:25:11.040
going around, Patton Oswald spin off
If He just stayed alive, getting Away

3168
03:25:11.079 --> 03:25:13.959
with It, Marvel Presents getting Away
with It. That's a good one.

3169
03:25:13.079 --> 03:25:18.799
Catch me if you can. I
don't understand those jokes. I don't me

3170
03:25:18.959 --> 03:25:22.120
neither. I don't get it either. Not funny. Those jokes didn't make

3171
03:25:22.239 --> 03:25:26.520
sense. They told me. I
don't know what they're referencing. And catch

3172
03:25:26.559 --> 03:25:30.479
me if you can. Was a
really good Tom Hanks movie with Leonardo DiCaprio.

3173
03:25:31.159 --> 03:25:35.239
Let's get into it. So Leonardo
DiCaprio, he he he runs away

3174
03:25:35.879 --> 03:25:43.559
and Tommy has to chase him.
This movie sounds great. Can we can

3175
03:25:43.600 --> 03:25:48.399
we talk about that instead of By
the way, look at him now,

3176
03:25:48.399 --> 03:25:52.760
he's just like an evil Sith lord
tormenting us with this a Jedi robe,

3177
03:25:52.840 --> 03:25:54.840
thank you very much. Yeah,
you know who else was the Jedi for

3178
03:25:54.879 --> 03:25:58.840
a little while, that's true.
No, he'll invert it to the sith

3179
03:26:00.079 --> 03:26:03.639
when he reads us the fucking Harry
Knowles review. There is a Harry I'll

3180
03:26:03.719 --> 03:26:09.239
never forgive you for that. I
hope everyone went to Patreon and watched me

3181
03:26:09.040 --> 03:26:13.040
reading the Harry Knowles review and does
you guys watch a lot of cringe like

3182
03:26:13.440 --> 03:26:18.280
every day, Yes, and then
that should that should be the testament to

3183
03:26:20.319 --> 03:26:22.959
how bad that is, because yes, we cover locals and stuff, but

3184
03:26:22.239 --> 03:26:28.600
they're just dumb, crazy people.
This guy is somehow respected in the film

3185
03:26:28.719 --> 03:26:33.440
universe, and it's friends with really
famous people. So seeing somebody like that

3186
03:26:33.760 --> 03:26:37.440
do it is what makes it bad. Like it's some stupid idiots like Calm

3187
03:26:37.520 --> 03:26:41.799
and ninger lickor whatever. Fine,
but watching this guy seriously talk about and

3188
03:26:41.920 --> 03:26:45.479
it's not even that he talked about
it. You gotta watch the Patreon thing.

3189
03:26:45.920 --> 03:26:48.920
It's how much he didn't stop at
one point to he goes four more

3190
03:26:50.000 --> 03:26:54.639
paragraphs to go. How is that
possible? It's relentlessly what Harry Knowles was

3191
03:26:54.719 --> 03:26:58.000
right place, right time. He
was big in the internet reviews when they

3192
03:26:58.040 --> 03:27:01.719
were taking off, like the written
one, right place, right time.

3193
03:27:01.799 --> 03:27:03.440
Harry Noles tries to start. Now
he'd be like one of those guys that

3194
03:27:03.520 --> 03:27:07.159
are like, I can't believe that
superheroes black. Now he'd be one of

3195
03:27:07.200 --> 03:27:11.000
those guys. Obviously, you should
check out Harry Noles, like review show

3196
03:27:11.079 --> 03:27:13.799
he did a few years like years
ago, Oh I am now, I

3197
03:27:13.920 --> 03:27:18.040
am now He ain't a cool show. It was so well produced and shot

3198
03:27:18.159 --> 03:27:22.840
and had like big stars on it. But the mistake they made was Harry

3199
03:27:22.959 --> 03:27:28.520
Knowles was the host and he sucked. He could not carry a conversation.

3200
03:27:30.760 --> 03:27:33.799
Yeah, butt liquor butt Licker of
the Week award on the show. It's

3201
03:27:33.879 --> 03:27:37.520
all weird stuff like that. Royce, please stop talking about Harry Knowles and

3202
03:27:39.079 --> 03:27:41.440
his plate to reveal I gotta focus
on it. You could only get so

3203
03:27:41.559 --> 03:27:46.079
hard. So Blade is tracked down
some vampires and then he kills one of

3204
03:27:46.159 --> 03:27:54.319
them. But it's not a vampire. It's some guy, a familiar,

3205
03:27:54.440 --> 03:27:58.079
familiar, and you can tell because
he took his fake party city teeth out

3206
03:27:58.079 --> 03:28:01.440
of his yes, and then it
cuts to what's her face? Parker Posy

3207
03:28:01.520 --> 03:28:07.399
with a freaking Panasonic HBX filming the
whole thing like that, which also upside

3208
03:28:07.440 --> 03:28:09.399
of the movie. Parker Posy,
hot goth mommy in this love the look.

3209
03:28:11.000 --> 03:28:13.719
Honestly, I will say that in
terms of in terms of the people

3210
03:28:13.760 --> 03:28:16.120
in the movie that did well her
if you isolate her from the rest of

3211
03:28:16.120 --> 03:28:20.239
the bad movie, she was pretty
good in general. I liked her looks.

3212
03:28:20.520 --> 03:28:22.600
She could tell she was delivering her
lines. Soho, she meant it.

3213
03:28:22.879 --> 03:28:26.319
She wasn't phoning it in like her
teens were. Ryan Reynald were really

3214
03:28:26.360 --> 03:28:30.719
good. So I always like Parker
Posy. But even everything she said,

3215
03:28:30.760 --> 03:28:35.600
she always tries at least Yeah,
for this, there's like a version that

3216
03:28:35.639 --> 03:28:39.040
could have happened where she is the
main bad guy. Maybe that should have

3217
03:28:39.079 --> 03:28:43.600
been the twist and Dracula is just
like a monster thing that she's using.

3218
03:28:43.399 --> 03:28:46.520
But no, it's just like she's
the main bad guy. And then it's

3219
03:28:46.600 --> 03:28:50.440
like no, now it's Dracula,
or she has you could have easily had,

3220
03:28:50.479 --> 03:28:52.399
like you could have easily had,
like she had some sort of amulet

3221
03:28:52.479 --> 03:28:58.120
that could control him and she was
the power behind that. Actually, God,

3222
03:28:58.200 --> 03:29:01.159
we just wrote a We just wrote
a better Blame Trinity movie. Sorry,

3223
03:29:01.239 --> 03:29:05.440
Royce, we didn't. We actually
just wrote a woke movie. No,

3224
03:29:05.680 --> 03:29:07.879
no, no, the women aren't
allowed to be heroes, no villains.

3225
03:29:07.920 --> 03:29:13.000
You know. The movie that the
fans these days want is it's just

3226
03:29:13.120 --> 03:29:16.559
Dracula and just him. Uh and
he does everything. It's Stracula and he's

3227
03:29:16.639 --> 03:29:22.000
on Reddit the entire day. Hear
me out Blade Trinity remake, all right,

3228
03:29:22.399 --> 03:29:26.959
Blade Melissa McCarthy Dracula Melissam McCarthy hear
me out, hear me out.

3229
03:29:28.440 --> 03:29:33.159
Whistler, Melissa McCarthy, all right, and then Ryan Reynolds character, hold

3230
03:29:33.159 --> 03:29:35.879
on, I'm gonna do a little
twist here. Okay, I don't know

3231
03:29:35.920 --> 03:29:37.319
it's gonna be. I'm really gonna
be shocked. Kate McKinnon, whoa,

3232
03:29:37.479 --> 03:29:41.520
I love it. This is great, guys, we made a better movie

3233
03:29:41.600 --> 03:29:50.719
directed by Kevin No, no,
no, Kevin, Kevin Federline Ken take

3234
03:29:50.799 --> 03:29:54.600
that. Take that? Hey see
that class ceiling? Take that? Where

3235
03:29:54.600 --> 03:29:56.239
would they trust him with that franchise? What were they thinking of? What

3236
03:29:56.360 --> 03:30:01.000
would they trust Gore with this?
You know, it's funny trying for Triple

3237
03:30:01.159 --> 03:30:03.879
H to think of the other Ghostbusters
actress, not Leslie Jones. I'm like,

3238
03:30:03.920 --> 03:30:07.159
who's the other one? I'm like, I was fucking Christian Wig.

3239
03:30:07.319 --> 03:30:11.040
How did they forget the most popular? Because it was bad? You know

3240
03:30:11.120 --> 03:30:13.879
what? I never reviewed the movie, but the lovely ladies on my show

3241
03:30:13.959 --> 03:30:20.360
have checked that out. Anyway.
He also hated it, like, okay,

3242
03:30:20.440 --> 03:30:22.760
good. How many women were on
that show? Four women? They

3243
03:30:22.799 --> 03:30:26.280
all fucking oh oh? And then
the fifth one had a cameo and I

3244
03:30:26.399 --> 03:30:31.719
did the commentary track with her and
she also so the five main women on

3245
03:30:31.840 --> 03:30:35.559
the show all hate that. But
us guys, But us guys are were

3246
03:30:37.040 --> 03:30:41.639
us guys. We want more women
in this up. We want you hear

3247
03:30:41.680 --> 03:30:45.079
me out. We want as more
women as possible. You got you people

3248
03:30:45.120 --> 03:30:48.239
have us all messed up, regardless
of whatever both sides have. Of these

3249
03:30:48.239 --> 03:30:50.360
stupid people yelling at you the whole
time. You know what I want,

3250
03:30:50.959 --> 03:30:54.360
Give me a good character, write
them well, give me a story.

3251
03:30:54.479 --> 03:30:56.959
I really don't care what they are. And we talked about that before with

3252
03:30:56.079 --> 03:31:00.280
Parker Posey and Lost in Space.
I'm like that was a dramatic She was

3253
03:31:00.319 --> 03:31:03.479
great. She was greater than actually
reimagining of the character, and it worked

3254
03:31:03.520 --> 03:31:05.879
anyway. Anyway, she sets up
Blade, uh, and the thing is

3255
03:31:07.000 --> 03:31:09.879
like Blade doesn't feel bad or anything
that he killed a human. He's mad

3256
03:31:09.959 --> 03:31:13.399
that he got caught well, because
it's implied that he's killed familiars before.

3257
03:31:13.719 --> 03:31:24.719
Why would he be much like dodging
taxes, He's not. He gets back

3258
03:31:24.719 --> 03:31:30.280
to the base and the bass ends
up getting attacked and Whistler dies. They

3259
03:31:30.440 --> 03:31:33.799
kill Whistler. I mean, I
mean good him. I would have thanked

3260
03:31:33.840 --> 03:31:37.719
him to get me O. Thank
god. I don't. I mean,

3261
03:31:37.760 --> 03:31:39.840
the character shows up later obviously not
not him, but like you know,

3262
03:31:39.879 --> 03:31:46.639
the actor. Yeah. But the
problem is is that this is the third

3263
03:31:46.719 --> 03:31:50.239
time now that we're using whistlers as
as the as the thing. Like,

3264
03:31:50.319 --> 03:31:52.600
you know, after watching all three
especially, you're like, Okay, Whistler,

3265
03:31:52.719 --> 03:31:56.000
we got it, we got it. Hey, how come we if

3266
03:31:56.040 --> 03:31:58.639
he's so useful, how come he
always gets caught in trouble and killed?

3267
03:31:58.719 --> 03:32:01.520
Like, I know, it's bullshit. It'd be like if Alfred was dying

3268
03:32:01.600 --> 03:32:05.680
in every Batman movie, He's like, Okay, give me one fucking movie

3269
03:32:05.680 --> 03:32:07.040
where he's not. Well, excuse
me. McGregor, Serison, that was

3270
03:32:07.200 --> 03:32:11.520
very serious, especially if you have
phase four, Sir. I actually do

3271
03:32:11.719 --> 03:32:16.479
love that the CW shows brought the
McGregor yes, which is hilarious. That

3272
03:32:16.600 --> 03:32:18.440
was the fun. That was a
fun, wicked night. I'm like,

3273
03:32:18.520 --> 03:32:20.879
really, McGregor, Centrom, Okay, dude. If Alfred was dying in

3274
03:32:22.000 --> 03:32:24.840
every single Batman movie I saw,
and I was in charge of writing the

3275
03:32:24.879 --> 03:32:26.639
next one, I would literally have
a scene where Batman goes, oh for

3276
03:32:26.920 --> 03:32:33.440
just going to light Alfred. So
this is two thousand and four, so

3277
03:32:33.000 --> 03:32:39.280
Goyer is also writing the next Batman, yes this time. Yeah, and

3278
03:32:39.520 --> 03:32:43.120
we were wondering, like, he
has a blademobile that does things. Now,

3279
03:32:43.319 --> 03:32:46.479
yeah, so Blade always had a
blademobile. He had a nice car,

3280
03:32:46.360 --> 03:32:50.319
but this they give him like a
car scene, but it has gadget

3281
03:32:50.479 --> 03:32:52.239
gadgets. Yeah. Yeah, Well
we were joking about it when we were

3282
03:32:52.319 --> 03:32:56.280
watching it. We were saying,
like, oh, so basically, here's

3283
03:32:56.319 --> 03:32:58.639
what's happening. He knows Batman's coming. He's like, I want to I

3284
03:32:58.719 --> 03:33:03.239
want to bat cave, and I
want a batmobile, and I also want

3285
03:33:03.280 --> 03:33:07.360
to stand on legs and ship.
Yeah all right, man, whatever,

3286
03:33:07.680 --> 03:33:09.399
and I also want my double to
do all those things. I said,

3287
03:33:09.440 --> 03:33:13.799
Well, I go smoke weed in
my trailer. Also I need more weed.

3288
03:33:15.479 --> 03:33:18.319
Also, make sure you pay me
in envelopes for the cash. I

3289
03:33:18.399 --> 03:33:22.639
have a whole thing I'm doing.
So capture Blade. The police bring in

3290
03:33:22.760 --> 03:33:26.040
Blade, James remar and which again
we brought up Blade couldn't be taken down

3291
03:33:26.079 --> 03:33:30.079
by legions of vampires, and all
it took was like the police. Yeah,

3292
03:33:30.319 --> 03:33:31.520
like the regular police. And by
the way, I don't want to

3293
03:33:31.520 --> 03:33:35.399
hear like, well he didn't want
to kill him killed like thirteen cops.

3294
03:33:35.479 --> 03:33:37.159
Oh yeah, So when the scene
started, We're like, oh, I

3295
03:33:37.200 --> 03:33:43.200
guess he doesn't kill humans. Whistler
just bah like a bunch of like,

3296
03:33:43.239 --> 03:33:45.840
oh, never mind, we do
kill humans. So then this familiar thing

3297
03:33:45.879 --> 03:33:48.000
again, like you said he just
got caught, Yeah, he just got

3298
03:33:48.040 --> 03:33:50.319
caught. Yep. But he is
being interrogated by familiars, which I think

3299
03:33:50.399 --> 03:33:52.639
James Remar doesn't know about it.
And for those of you that don't know,

3300
03:33:52.719 --> 03:33:58.959
familiar is Italian for family, thank
you, that's that's familia. I

3301
03:34:00.520 --> 03:34:03.600
let the real Italian tell you how
loney, you're from Philly. I am

3302
03:34:03.639 --> 03:34:07.239
officially a Jersey native now that I've
been there for about what twelve hours hours?

3303
03:34:07.600 --> 03:34:11.440
It's me and me, my mom, my dad. The familiar you're

3304
03:34:11.559 --> 03:34:16.799
toal you're Sicilian doesn't cowt only because
they say so somebody watched True Romance.

3305
03:34:18.799 --> 03:34:22.680
I got that scene on repeat up
here. So they bring Blade in and

3306
03:34:22.719 --> 03:34:28.079
they're drugging him to like question him, I guess, and also something else

3307
03:34:28.120 --> 03:34:30.680
he gets struggle really easily, like
well, they give him a lot of

3308
03:34:30.760 --> 03:34:33.079
extra but either drugs work on him
or they don't. There's this weird middle

3309
03:34:33.079 --> 03:34:39.079
ground there. Yeah, yeah,
it is bizarre. And then like Parker

3310
03:34:39.120 --> 03:34:41.440
Posey shows up, so basically the
police let them know that they have the

3311
03:34:41.520 --> 03:34:46.600
vampire there or the day walker there, so they're there to like, you

3312
03:34:46.680 --> 03:34:48.799
know, I guess, get his
blood. They always want his blood for

3313
03:34:48.879 --> 03:34:54.479
some shit. But he gets saved
by the nightstalkers, like they throw the

3314
03:34:54.559 --> 03:34:58.559
vampire through the two way mirror and
then Ryan Reynolds comes in with the hello,

3315
03:34:58.719 --> 03:35:07.520
my name as fuck you eat ladies. Also, vampires have reflections.

3316
03:35:07.559 --> 03:35:15.120
We learned that the Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's actually I didn't pick

3317
03:35:15.200 --> 03:35:18.799
up Ye. They have reflections,
but do they ever stop and reflect?

3318
03:35:18.079 --> 03:35:24.120
No? Yeah? Like, why
am I in this movie? Why am

3319
03:35:24.159 --> 03:35:28.000
I here? Why am I not? Where are the raves? Why am

3320
03:35:28.040 --> 03:35:33.440
I not glistening? Is there something
wrong with me? Zero glistening in this

3321
03:35:33.559 --> 03:35:41.200
really so so Blade gets saved by
the Nightstalkers, which is a gritty saved

3322
03:35:41.200 --> 03:35:43.600
by the bow reboot on Peacock,
which, by the way, what did

3323
03:35:43.639 --> 03:35:46.479
you think of as a CGI double
jumping out of the window. I have

3324
03:35:46.680 --> 03:35:50.920
a sword. I don't know how
the third one the C is worse th

3325
03:35:50.920 --> 03:35:54.879
in the first one. Yeah,
the CGI keeps getting worse than these things,

3326
03:35:54.959 --> 03:35:58.040
guys, not better. You would
think they'd be a little bit better

3327
03:35:58.239 --> 03:36:00.959
now. And by the way,
we were talking about it. So the

3328
03:36:01.079 --> 03:36:03.120
cops are there in front of a
police station where these people have guns.

3329
03:36:03.239 --> 03:36:07.399
They're coming out, and they take
a long time to shoot at them,

3330
03:36:07.959 --> 03:36:11.479
like they had to wait for the
other guy to show up in the truck

3331
03:36:11.520 --> 03:36:13.719
and pick him up. They let
him, They let them go into the

3332
03:36:13.799 --> 03:36:18.239
truck before they start like shooting out. You're forgetting they're jumping out the window.

3333
03:36:18.920 --> 03:36:22.680
No, I did say that guy
of him jumping out the walldow.

3334
03:36:22.719 --> 03:36:24.680
Okay, so when he jumps out
the window, the CGI is bad.

3335
03:36:24.719 --> 03:36:28.479
Fine, But then number one,
why not take the elevator? There was

3336
03:36:28.559 --> 03:36:31.680
no need to do that. No. Number two, that's to the cool

3337
03:36:31.719 --> 03:36:37.799
line in that scene when he lands
is forgot my sword less line. If

3338
03:36:37.799 --> 03:36:39.719
you watch the Blade two one,
which was probably amazing and that's why you're

3339
03:36:39.719 --> 03:36:43.799
here. Yeah, if you watch
a Blade two review, we mentioned how

3340
03:36:43.959 --> 03:36:48.520
few lines he had. He has
less lines than this hash to I know,

3341
03:36:48.639 --> 03:36:54.440
because there's a bigger cast and the
new Nightstalkers yeah, or Blade Boys

3342
03:36:54.479 --> 03:37:00.120
as we call them. Oh no, Blade Boys version two point zero and

3343
03:37:00.479 --> 03:37:05.000
uh sorry, blade they and them
because there's both of there's there's there's both

3344
03:37:05.000 --> 03:37:07.040
of them. It's Blade Boys with
the Z, but the Z is the

3345
03:37:07.120 --> 03:37:11.639
number two. Blade people Okay people, blade people. Okay, so these

3346
03:37:11.639 --> 03:37:16.680
Blade people this time as good as
Blade Boys people. But so so obviously

3347
03:37:16.879 --> 03:37:20.360
he we already know he didn't want
to be there, So obviously David Price,

3348
03:37:20.399 --> 03:37:22.479
like, give him his a little
line, little lines as possible.

3349
03:37:22.520 --> 03:37:26.959
We'll do most of this stuff again. The one thing that you guys are

3350
03:37:26.000 --> 03:37:28.200
gonna notice, it's not all the
time, but from Blade one to this

3351
03:37:28.319 --> 03:37:33.040
one, all he does is answer
questions pretty much. That's Blade's thing.

3352
03:37:33.159 --> 03:37:37.920
Yeah, and what Ryan Reynolds does
is joke, non holy fuck stuff.

3353
03:37:37.920 --> 03:37:43.079
Bro, get one one line out
without without a singer. Bro, I'm

3354
03:37:43.200 --> 03:37:46.760
watching watching I sworart of got.
If someone super cut together all of Ryan

3355
03:37:46.799 --> 03:37:48.040
reynolds lines and I have to sit
and watch that, I would feel like

3356
03:37:48.120 --> 03:37:52.040
I am being held at knife point
in a corner while a comedian does his

3357
03:37:52.120 --> 03:37:54.479
tight five at me. Well,
apparently, like so, Lesley Snipes didn't

3358
03:37:54.479 --> 03:37:58.760
want to be in scenes with Ryan
Reynolds. We noticed it's great green he

3359
03:37:58.799 --> 03:38:01.920
would like he did a couple scenes
with him and like it want not like

3360
03:38:01.040 --> 03:38:03.399
in the same shot, but then
he would do his close ups, he

3361
03:38:03.399 --> 03:38:07.000
would just leave. But Ryan Reynolds
was ad libbing a lot, apparently.

3362
03:38:07.600 --> 03:38:11.920
So that's why, like he's telling
jokes and it looks like Blade isn't amuse.

3363
03:38:11.920 --> 03:38:13.879
It's because Wesley Snipes didn't hear any
of that, Tony. It's like

3364
03:38:13.920 --> 03:38:16.920
a marathon Man situation. You have
Dustin Hoffman doing his method acting, and

3365
03:38:16.920 --> 03:38:20.079
then you have Thesby and Laurence Olivia. I go, no, what he's

3366
03:38:22.559 --> 03:38:26.639
that's exactly what's happening here. Yeah, and Wesley Snipes is riding his lines

3367
03:38:26.680 --> 03:38:31.280
on baby's diapers like Marlon Brando,
Oh, that's right in the guard.

3368
03:38:33.040 --> 03:38:37.440
Yeah. So we meet Abigail Whistler, Whistler's daughter that he didn't know about.

3369
03:38:37.680 --> 03:38:39.959
We had no clue she was around. No, No, I mean

3370
03:38:41.000 --> 03:38:43.840
we I think we knew his family
was killed. And she's like, I

3371
03:38:43.040 --> 03:38:46.159
came later he had sex out of
wedlock, and I'm like, so he

3372
03:38:46.280 --> 03:38:52.040
didn't bother you because of that.
It's weird that he's like, Blade's like,

3373
03:38:52.120 --> 03:38:54.639
you're like a father to me.
And then Whistler was like, I

3374
03:38:54.719 --> 03:38:56.520
found I had a daughter and I
told her to get out, Like all

3375
03:38:56.600 --> 03:39:00.920
right, well, hell you.
She wasn't a boy. Yeah, maybe

3376
03:39:00.920 --> 03:39:03.799
it's because he wanted to protect protect
her from his life. The life that

3377
03:39:03.879 --> 03:39:07.360
he lived is the only thing I
can think of. And she like,

3378
03:39:07.000 --> 03:39:11.319
she doesn't, but she ended up
being in that life anyway. No,

3379
03:39:11.440 --> 03:39:15.000
no, obviously that's look, that's
because it was written. So okay,

3380
03:39:15.319 --> 03:39:18.360
listen, it's a little weird that
Abigail's Tony. Have you heard the movie

3381
03:39:18.399 --> 03:39:22.399
Have you heard the blockbuster film Hamlet? Yes? I have? Okay,

3382
03:39:22.440 --> 03:39:24.879
have you seen Hamlet too? I
have very funny there's not related. I

3383
03:39:24.959 --> 03:39:28.840
just wanted to bring that up.
Watch it, Cogan is I say,

3384
03:39:28.879 --> 03:39:31.600
it's it's a little weird that Abigail
is just like my father wanted nothing to

3385
03:39:31.680 --> 03:39:35.159
do with me. But you know, he was nice to other kids like

3386
03:39:35.280 --> 03:39:37.040
you, Blade, so he was
a good guy. Like okay, thanks,

3387
03:39:37.159 --> 03:39:39.399
Yeah, I mean cool, it's
weird. That's weird to like shot

3388
03:39:39.440 --> 03:39:41.479
on your parent and praise him at
the same time. That's weird. I

3389
03:39:41.520 --> 03:39:45.559
wouldn't do anything. We want to
put out a video on Twitter doing that.

3390
03:39:45.799 --> 03:39:48.600
It's very awkward. And Harry Knowles
is like, oh man, so

3391
03:39:48.840 --> 03:39:52.079
hot, she should do her arms
so hard. I can't. He hasn't

3392
03:39:52.079 --> 03:39:54.879
Blade true to the review. I
know, no, he wouldn't say.

3393
03:39:54.920 --> 03:39:58.840
He wouldn't say her arms, he
would go, you would go. Ryan

3394
03:39:58.920 --> 03:40:03.360
Reynolds is so whole hilarious. Every
quip tickled my nutsack like an expensive hooker.

3395
03:40:03.559 --> 03:40:07.239
And you're like, come on,
man, guys, watch the watch

3396
03:40:07.319 --> 03:40:09.840
the paper. It's worth the game. Pay for one month, even if

3397
03:40:09.840 --> 03:40:11.239
you only pay for one if you
want to watch Ustin, if you want

3398
03:40:11.239 --> 03:40:15.600
to watch us in pain. Well, this man says probably the worst things

3399
03:40:15.600 --> 03:40:20.239
I've ever heard uttered out of a
human's mouth, especially in context of who's

3400
03:40:20.280 --> 03:40:24.639
the person saying yeah, yeah,
So the vampire's plan is to use Dracula

3401
03:40:24.760 --> 03:40:28.520
to get Basically, it's the plan
from the last movie. Hey, we're

3402
03:40:28.559 --> 03:40:31.399
gonna figure out a way to get
rid of all of our weaknesses. Oh

3403
03:40:31.719 --> 03:40:33.799
and then we and we came up
with it. We came up with some

3404
03:40:33.920 --> 03:40:35.920
sort of virus thing that does it. These movies are copy paste, man,

3405
03:40:35.920 --> 03:40:39.479
if we really break it down,
the thing is this one is like

3406
03:40:39.920 --> 03:40:41.200
this, this movie felt shorter.
I don't know if it's shorter, but

3407
03:40:41.280 --> 03:40:45.879
this was shorter. It's not.
Didn't it feel shorter though? One hundred

3408
03:40:45.879 --> 03:40:48.399
and thirteen minutes? It says yeah, Blade two. Blade two is an

3409
03:40:48.440 --> 03:40:50.479
hour fifty nine. Blade three is
two hours in like four minutes. Oh

3410
03:40:50.600 --> 03:40:54.239
god, it was longer. Okay, I guess it felt shorter because the

3411
03:40:54.399 --> 03:40:58.840
least to me only because nothing happened
for most of the movie. A lot

3412
03:40:58.920 --> 03:41:01.520
of it was like a lot of
it was like training month. Most of

3413
03:41:01.559 --> 03:41:05.920
it was training montages. And then
you know, it was a bad dad.

3414
03:41:05.959 --> 03:41:09.360
It was a good dad. My
blind kid and my mind blind and

3415
03:41:09.399 --> 03:41:13.079
my kid's gone. I'm like,
all right, yeah. And by the

3416
03:41:13.120 --> 03:41:15.319
way, that's the problem. You
have these casts that are so big,

3417
03:41:16.360 --> 03:41:20.680
is it? I felt no emotional
attachment. Too many cooks too well when

3418
03:41:20.719 --> 03:41:24.079
she lost your kid? That in
a movie done correctly, that could have

3419
03:41:24.120 --> 03:41:28.520
been something like, oh man,
they do one scene of them together,

3420
03:41:28.680 --> 03:41:31.639
but it's not enough to really build
up that bond. Did you ever see

3421
03:41:31.639 --> 03:41:33.719
Bullet Train? Did you see Bullet
Train that came out? I did it,

3422
03:41:33.840 --> 03:41:37.079
Okay. People gave it a lot
of shit because it's one of those

3423
03:41:37.120 --> 03:41:39.200
movies where it is just all over
the place, there's tons of characters or

3424
03:41:39.239 --> 03:41:41.600
whatever. Right, But if you
when I watch it when I got from

3425
03:41:41.600 --> 03:41:45.719
it, is it's kind of one
of those movies where you you can tell

3426
03:41:45.799 --> 03:41:48.680
which characters are important, and then
the ones that aren't quickly get dis they

3427
03:41:48.760 --> 03:41:52.559
dispatched so you'll learn their backstory quick. But then they get dispatched in some

3428
03:41:52.680 --> 03:41:56.079
manner that's still memorable but good.
But I don't you know, this did

3429
03:41:56.200 --> 03:41:58.879
not do that properly at all.
But we get to know a lot of

3430
03:42:00.079 --> 03:42:03.399
out Drake he gets he feeds on
just women apparently. I'm gonna call Himdrake

3431
03:42:03.440 --> 03:42:07.239
Youla from No. One Dracula.
I'm gonna call him the deep Vamp.

3432
03:42:09.120 --> 03:42:16.040
Wow. First he has the girdle
and let me tell you, let me

3433
03:42:16.120 --> 03:42:18.840
tell you that is a nice girl. And then and then he and then

3434
03:42:18.879 --> 03:42:20.600
after he feeds and all the people
in the pit and he like turns back

3435
03:42:20.639 --> 03:42:24.799
into a human. He's wearing the
deep the deep v there chest out and

3436
03:42:24.879 --> 03:42:28.399
then he walks around town and it
looks like a commercial for like perfume or

3437
03:42:28.479 --> 03:42:33.280
something or some kind of commercial.
Oh yeah, Like they do this a

3438
03:42:33.319 --> 03:42:35.680
lot in the movie. But this
is where he's like he's walking normal speed

3439
03:42:35.719 --> 03:42:39.079
and everyone's going real thing. It
looks like the opening credits to a sexy

3440
03:42:39.200 --> 03:42:48.559
CW vampire. Yes, with the
sky moving really gas and him moving slow

3441
03:42:48.760 --> 03:42:52.920
and aw. Yeah, but they
called something like CW presents Drake's Trial.

3442
03:42:56.360 --> 03:42:58.840
Uh. He goes to like a
hot topic or something. Yeah, and

3443
03:42:58.920 --> 03:43:01.159
there's all there's dragged kid. You'll
uh no, not a hot topic.

3444
03:43:01.360 --> 03:43:03.879
No no, no, no,
no no no, I'm not gonna let

3445
03:43:03.920 --> 03:43:09.360
you wasclus It was his store specifically
that only sold Dracula in vampire themed stuff.

3446
03:43:09.639 --> 03:43:13.239
They all had cereal. It was
count Chocula. Yeah, they count

3447
03:43:13.280 --> 03:43:18.040
Schocula there. Uh. And I
educated you guys on the Dracula's widow peak.

3448
03:43:18.440 --> 03:43:22.920
Yes, yes, exception, Yes, the Pelagos Dracula does not have

3449
03:43:22.000 --> 03:43:26.840
a widow's peak. Okay, yeah, Plagozi has it in a different movie,

3450
03:43:26.879 --> 03:43:30.159
White Zombie. And I think people
might actually put those two together now

3451
03:43:30.200 --> 03:43:33.920
and think about it to get out
of like playing paying universal license. Yeah,

3452
03:43:35.239 --> 03:43:37.920
now I could sleep because of the
widow. Now you can sleep that.

3453
03:43:37.159 --> 03:43:43.040
Now you can sleep, and that'd
be funny. Frankenstein not the monster.

3454
03:43:46.319 --> 03:43:50.040
One more person tells me that fact. Actually the monster were the people

3455
03:43:50.920 --> 03:43:54.559
chasing him down. By the way, the boris Karloff Mummy. He's only

3456
03:43:54.639 --> 03:44:00.239
in the wrappings in the very beginning. Did you know that? Did you

3457
03:44:00.360 --> 03:44:03.399
know that? Jason Voorhees isn't really
in the first Friday the Thirteenth movie except

3458
03:44:03.440 --> 03:44:05.479
till the very end, and he
doesn't have the mask till the third.

3459
03:44:05.639 --> 03:44:09.000
Yes, these are facts you already
know, brought to you by hacking movie

3460
03:44:09.079 --> 03:44:13.639
Hi one last one, last one. Michael Myers not in Halloween three.

3461
03:44:13.120 --> 03:44:18.360
Michael Myers not the one from Austin
Powers one actor two kids set of twilight

3462
03:44:18.440 --> 03:44:22.799
Zone. The movie decapitated by a
falling helicopter. Jail back to plate,

3463
03:44:22.879 --> 03:44:30.479
back to wait to hear about Poulttergeist. Oh well, so, yeah,

3464
03:44:30.520 --> 03:44:33.639
he kills the people at the Dracula
store for some reason. It's just toll

3465
03:44:33.760 --> 03:44:37.520
is Tracula stuff. No, no, he bites the neck of a gothchick

3466
03:44:37.600 --> 03:44:41.000
and a Motorhead T shirt. That
is the Motorhead. I wish there was

3467
03:44:41.040 --> 03:44:45.159
a jokes band. Oh god,
that's it right, And by the way,

3468
03:44:45.159 --> 03:44:48.920
I wish what you said was a
joke, but that really Yeah,

3469
03:44:48.000 --> 03:44:52.559
this one is way more dated than
the previous. Yeo. Yeah, this

3470
03:44:52.719 --> 03:44:56.600
one is a very much a product
of its time, with with the constant

3471
03:44:56.719 --> 03:45:01.559
Apple products and this all. Yeah, the c g I, the references

3472
03:45:01.559 --> 03:45:07.159
there vegan. It's like the first
one feels kind of timeless. The second

3473
03:45:07.200 --> 03:45:09.440
one maybe a little bit, but
it's like in the the second one looks

3474
03:45:09.520 --> 03:45:15.600
more like fantastical or whatever. This
is just like this is what's popular right

3475
03:45:15.799 --> 03:45:18.079
now right here, including the attitude
era a wrestling. It's so funny though,

3476
03:45:18.399 --> 03:45:20.840
But yeah, was that ruthless aggression? Yeah? I guess it's like

3477
03:45:22.639 --> 03:45:24.959
Royce or Face is red. You
definitely didn't do a bump of coke in

3478
03:45:24.000 --> 03:45:30.040
between camera cuts. No, no, no, by a Drake, not

3479
03:45:30.440 --> 03:45:35.159
the Vampire the Rapper by Dracula.
Excuse me, I need to go.

3480
03:45:35.319 --> 03:45:39.079
I need to go write a song, sad, sad song. So then

3481
03:45:39.120 --> 03:45:45.559
there's this whole thing that they're developing
called the day Star and okay, seems

3482
03:45:45.639 --> 03:45:50.799
like they're making like a virus to
wipe out just the vampires and like ethnically

3483
03:45:50.959 --> 03:45:54.879
cleanse them. Like it's a genocide. Again, it's a genocide of vampires,

3484
03:45:56.440 --> 03:46:01.159
even Blade and they say it in
the movie. He went malaut one

3485
03:46:01.239 --> 03:46:05.520
single move during the riff. We
dropped the controller a lot and things kept

3486
03:46:05.559 --> 03:46:07.360
happening. But there was a point
was the rest when you when you went

3487
03:46:07.520 --> 03:46:11.879
and he was the third time it
happened right. Tony was going through the

3488
03:46:11.920 --> 03:46:18.399
scenes. That scene on the DVD
is called the Final Solution on the DVD.

3489
03:46:18.639 --> 03:46:20.520
Men you yeah, I think I
mentioned this, and he's a good

3490
03:46:20.559 --> 03:46:26.680
guy in this situation. Well you
know there there was a country in the

3491
03:46:26.760 --> 03:46:28.840
forties that also thought they were the
good guy, so don't know, and

3492
03:46:28.920 --> 03:46:31.280
then they just keep some vampires to
get him to get into too. The

3493
03:46:31.319 --> 03:46:35.120
space I think I mentioned in h
Guys pluts be real here, you know,

3494
03:46:35.280 --> 03:46:39.440
cool World War IWO would have been
if they were a fucking vampire operation

3495
03:46:39.799 --> 03:46:43.399
Vampire paper clear boo. I was
gonna say, I think I mentioned it

3496
03:46:43.479 --> 03:46:46.360
in the Batman Robin review. But
the wrestler played Bane in that Jeep Swenson

3497
03:46:46.440 --> 03:46:52.920
whatever. Yeah, his character in
w cwuh I think he his original name

3498
03:46:52.000 --> 03:46:56.280
for like a week was called the
Final Solution, yes, remember, and

3499
03:46:56.360 --> 03:47:00.639
they got a lot of angry letters
and had to change it to something else.

3500
03:47:00.959 --> 03:47:03.159
I'm going to destroy you. I'm
going to destroy you. Ah,

3501
03:47:03.799 --> 03:47:09.760
No, you voult too, I
will say, Okay, actually that actually

3502
03:47:09.799 --> 03:47:11.799
sounds hilarious. So they aren't trying
to give a genocide, but I mean,

3503
03:47:11.840 --> 03:47:16.440
I guess in fairness, the vampires
kind of started the genocide first.

3504
03:47:16.719 --> 03:47:20.239
They tried to send you no card
of the genocide. Ah. Look,

3505
03:47:20.280 --> 03:47:26.200
I'm not getting at any vampire conspiracy
theories on this show. Yeah, because

3506
03:47:26.200 --> 03:47:28.840
at some point, like they yeah, the vampires are also playing for a

3507
03:47:28.920 --> 03:47:33.280
genocide because they go to the big
warehouse where they're all just shrink wrapped.

3508
03:47:33.040 --> 03:47:37.200
They have human shrink wrapp homeless people
that are fully closed. I guess they

3509
03:47:37.200 --> 03:47:41.200
didn't take a shower, so that's
not gonna be good. They're carrying something

3510
03:47:41.280 --> 03:47:43.719
like let's clean them up before we
shrink wrap, you know, Alex.

3511
03:47:43.799 --> 03:47:48.600
I just want to say I love
vampires. Dude. What a waste of

3512
03:47:50.120 --> 03:47:52.920
this, Alex is like, what
waste? Oh nobody, what a waste

3513
03:47:52.920 --> 03:47:58.600
of a fucking warehouse? No,
right, every time that's during the riff,

3514
03:47:58.600 --> 03:48:01.799
every time open the door, I'd
be like, please don't be a

3515
03:48:01.879 --> 03:48:03.399
rape, Please be a rave.
And there was never a raven. Even

3516
03:48:03.440 --> 03:48:07.360
then you have this operation feed,
you have all this like human harvesting operation.

3517
03:48:07.639 --> 03:48:13.000
Put it on the wall behind a
rave. Yes, by the way,

3518
03:48:13.239 --> 03:48:15.719
that would be a cool backdrop for
a rave. That's a really good

3519
03:48:15.760 --> 03:48:18.360
point. So I do love that
they show up and they kill the one

3520
03:48:18.440 --> 03:48:20.879
vampire lady they killed the familiar and
then they tell the familiar to let him

3521
03:48:20.920 --> 03:48:24.920
in, and like they open it
up and it's just some lady at the

3522
03:48:24.959 --> 03:48:28.000
computer and she's like, so I
just thought about this and this would have

3523
03:48:28.000 --> 03:48:30.680
been great, and tell me it
would have been perfect. When he kills

3524
03:48:30.719 --> 03:48:33.760
the familiar, he goes, you
would get a little too familiar, and

3525
03:48:33.840 --> 03:48:37.239
then he walks away. That'd be
good. And then the Irs arrest him.

3526
03:48:39.360 --> 03:48:43.079
But the girl is there and he's
like, do the shutdown coach,

3527
03:48:43.280 --> 03:48:46.559
Oh yeah, oh okay, and
then he just leaves. It doesn't make

3528
03:48:46.600 --> 03:48:50.719
sure like it goes through. And
also she's just as guilty as the other

3529
03:48:50.799 --> 03:48:54.200
guy for doing this. She's allowing
it. She gets away scott free,

3530
03:48:54.239 --> 03:48:56.840
but they think I get shot in
the back. It just ends with everything

3531
03:48:56.879 --> 03:48:58.280
getting shut off and it should have
just waited a bit. And then they

3532
03:48:58.360 --> 03:49:03.040
leave and just goes by the way
back on what's the password? Harvest?

3533
03:49:05.159 --> 03:49:09.719
What's the past? What's the password? Harvest? Seriously? Seriously, I

3534
03:49:09.799 --> 03:49:16.719
mean all right, that seems not
even like Harvest sixty nine exclamation point Young

3535
03:49:16.799 --> 03:49:20.360
Young Blood sixty nineteen. Passwords of
the computer Blade. It's like Blade is

3536
03:49:20.520 --> 03:49:28.600
cool for twenty Like okay, Blade's
passwords, fucked the iris. I think

3537
03:49:28.680 --> 03:49:31.959
that he just leaves her, but
like she doesn't even do like a thing

3538
03:49:31.079 --> 03:49:35.000
normally in that situation. And I
think they did it a little bit in

3539
03:49:35.040 --> 03:49:37.520
the second one where it's like what's
the password and she doesn't even do like

3540
03:49:37.600 --> 03:49:39.840
a I can't tell you. They'll
kill me if I tell you no.

3541
03:49:41.079 --> 03:49:43.280
But the and the guy that he
that they shot in the back just finished

3542
03:49:43.319 --> 03:49:46.680
saying that they'll kill me, and
yeah, and she kill I said.

3543
03:49:46.719 --> 03:49:50.719
She's like, you know what,
Honestly, this girl is so indobinted.

3544
03:49:50.760 --> 03:49:52.079
Blade probably could have just knocked and
she would have been like, come on,

3545
03:49:52.280 --> 03:49:54.040
come on in man, what's up? Remember what's up? Come on

3546
03:49:54.120 --> 03:49:58.399
in? Oh you made a good
point that everyone has the tattoos the familiars,

3547
03:49:58.479 --> 03:50:01.319
and they now the tattoos in this
one are used to literally scan.

3548
03:50:03.319 --> 03:50:05.639
And then at one point, when
Blade is making fun of the nightstalkers because

3549
03:50:05.639 --> 03:50:09.520
he thinks they all suck, he's
like, what do you know about vampires?

3550
03:50:09.559 --> 03:50:15.399
We find out Hannibal King was a
previous familiar to Parker Posey, but

3551
03:50:15.600 --> 03:50:18.719
his sign is on his happy trail. His happy trail we get to see

3552
03:50:18.760 --> 03:50:22.879
right right right above his crotch,
and you do see the top of his

3553
03:50:22.000 --> 03:50:26.600
pubes and I'm like, how does
he scan that? How does we were

3554
03:50:26.680 --> 03:50:30.479
thinking of the thing like he has
to like climb up on the thing,

3555
03:50:30.840 --> 03:50:33.440
right, it's weird and he has
to get Arector it falls out. Oh

3556
03:50:33.520 --> 03:50:37.799
my god, we forgot the plate
boner. Okay. So at one point

3557
03:50:37.879 --> 03:50:43.840
when Blade stands up after their break, after they're breaking him out of the

3558
03:50:43.920 --> 03:50:46.680
police station, they give him that, you know, he bites down that

3559
03:50:46.760 --> 03:50:50.079
thing that gives him the end.
It's like the serum. It's like a

3560
03:50:50.159 --> 03:50:52.719
different version of a serum that it's
now. It's like an asthmain hailer.

3561
03:50:52.879 --> 03:50:58.719
Yeah. And then and then when
he stands up he has a breaching boner.

3562
03:51:00.360 --> 03:51:03.840
I mean at first Tony thought it, you know, obviously that's what

3563
03:51:03.840 --> 03:51:05.760
I would think because you think,
why would they leave it in the in

3564
03:51:05.840 --> 03:51:09.399
the movie? But it was it
was for the ladies. It was clear

3565
03:51:09.440 --> 03:51:13.440
as day that it was in his
pants. It was a boner because when

3566
03:51:13.440 --> 03:51:16.520
he used to even lean back to
show it off. That was a choice.

3567
03:51:16.799 --> 03:51:20.079
That was a choice, dude,
he was the problem is that's a

3568
03:51:20.159 --> 03:51:22.360
take with the least amount of boners. Then if you think about it.

3569
03:51:22.920 --> 03:51:26.879
Every other take must have been way
worse. Behind the love that scene,

3570
03:51:28.040 --> 03:51:30.959
there's a there's a behind the scenes. Ryan Rold's like, Oh, Wesley

3571
03:51:31.079 --> 03:51:35.520
was a prankster. He once put
Viagara in everyone's drinks. We had both.

3572
03:51:35.559 --> 03:51:37.440
If you look, if you look
really carefully, during certain scenes,

3573
03:51:37.479 --> 03:51:48.399
we all have raging erections, even
Parker Jesus Christ. Anyway, they returned

3574
03:51:48.440 --> 03:51:52.120
to the Nightstalker hang out. They
find pretty much everyone dead. Patton Oswald's

3575
03:51:52.159 --> 03:51:56.239
dead, the other guy's dead.
Uh, Natasha Leon is walking around,

3576
03:51:58.000 --> 03:52:01.239
Uh, Kate Hannibal was taken prisoner. It's funny because you think, you

3577
03:52:01.319 --> 03:52:03.760
think Whistler's there for a second.
Oh, we forgot to mention. Oh

3578
03:52:05.200 --> 03:52:09.239
go Swistler. Yes, we forgot
to mention. Uh, Dracula. There

3579
03:52:09.319 --> 03:52:13.239
was like a whole It's it's really
hard to remember Dracula, Dracula. It's

3580
03:52:13.239 --> 03:52:15.840
really hard to remember this movie because
it's bad because at one point they go

3581
03:52:15.920 --> 03:52:20.559
to question the one familiar CEO dude
and it's Drake who was shape shifted into

3582
03:52:20.639 --> 03:52:28.959
him. It's Drake. And we
also forgot when Patton Oswald was showing off

3583
03:52:28.000 --> 03:52:31.719
all the new gadgets. At some
point, he's just like, yeah,

3584
03:52:31.120 --> 03:52:35.000
Dracula could shape ship maybe I don't
know. Yeah, I should mention it

3585
03:52:35.120 --> 03:52:39.600
now so it's not weird when it
happens later. And also Pat also was

3586
03:52:39.680 --> 03:52:41.639
a very openly sexist in this movie. I'm assume anyone's curious. Yeah,

3587
03:52:41.639 --> 03:52:45.319
we we called it out on our
commentary track. They come in, he's

3588
03:52:45.360 --> 03:52:48.559
like, what's up, gentleman and
hatty? Gentleman and hatty. It's like,

3589
03:52:48.600 --> 03:52:54.479
why isn't that just a strong talking
about blade? Yeah, cheeks,

3590
03:52:54.559 --> 03:52:58.280
No, it's fine. That explains
the owner. Well remember well then he's

3591
03:52:58.280 --> 03:53:01.920
also a little home of because they're
like, oh yeah. Because Ryan Reynolds

3592
03:53:01.920 --> 03:53:03.520
specifically asked him like, have you
ever gotten late? He's like, yes,

3593
03:53:05.680 --> 03:53:09.920
many times with ladies. That isn't
what Ryan Reynolds asks, and nobody

3594
03:53:09.959 --> 03:53:15.280
has just asked if you got late. He didn say with what gender identification,

3595
03:53:15.719 --> 03:53:18.639
but Patton Oswald, who's so insecure, had to be like, no,

3596
03:53:18.799 --> 03:53:20.680
it was definitely girls. It's like, well, and then now it

3597
03:53:20.760 --> 03:53:26.079
just seems like a lot. And
then Dracula decides the way to infiltrate their

3598
03:53:26.159 --> 03:53:31.559
secret vampire destroying facility is to change
into the guy that they all know is

3599
03:53:31.639 --> 03:53:35.000
dead. Yes, Instead, of
changing to like Ryan Reynolds or one of

3600
03:53:35.040 --> 03:53:37.280
them, that he'd be like,
oh I came back, I escaped or

3601
03:53:37.319 --> 03:53:41.319
whatever. Or instead, what they
do is he changes to the dead guy,

3602
03:53:41.399 --> 03:53:43.680
but now he's dressed in a black
suit, and at one point he's

3603
03:53:43.719 --> 03:53:48.079
just staring over them, and he
shows up and he and and I guess

3604
03:53:48.120 --> 03:53:52.680
that's the scene where he uh,
he abducts the blind chick's daughter. Yes,

3605
03:53:52.760 --> 03:53:56.600
he kills the blind girl or he
like murk like, he hurts her

3606
03:53:56.639 --> 03:54:03.040
a lot and he takes her daughter
and then they it's a Scream three situation

3607
03:54:03.600 --> 03:54:07.159
where it turns out she just left
the video for them good or she's like,

3608
03:54:07.479 --> 03:54:11.719
I'm probably dead. It was in
a folder title the mcguffin. Yeah,

3609
03:54:13.120 --> 03:54:16.040
and then like she says, she's
like, there's another advancement on the

3610
03:54:16.239 --> 03:54:20.440
I made another breakthrough. It's like, so every single breakthrough does she then

3611
03:54:20.559 --> 03:54:24.680
sit down in her camera. You'd
be like this, I'm probably dead like

3612
03:54:24.760 --> 03:54:26.319
everything every single time? Yeah.
Yeah, they're like, wow, she

3613
03:54:26.440 --> 03:54:30.399
does this every day? Why do
you Why are you crying every day?

3614
03:54:30.520 --> 03:54:33.760
If you're watching this, I'm probably
dead. In the fridge is probably the

3615
03:54:33.959 --> 03:54:37.040
best turkey sandwich I've ever made.
Ever, there's half in there. Try

3616
03:54:37.120 --> 03:54:43.239
it. Uh yeah. So she's
like, look, I made this,

3617
03:54:43.040 --> 03:54:48.319
I made the weapon. Back and
kill the vampires, but blade heads up,

3618
03:54:48.600 --> 03:54:52.959
it might kill you. Also rewind
a little bit. I forgot.

3619
03:54:52.079 --> 03:54:56.040
Uh there's a really fake baby in
this movie. Showed the footage of the

3620
03:54:56.079 --> 03:55:03.479
fake baby. Okay, back to
this. So yeah, now it's just

3621
03:55:03.559 --> 03:55:07.159
like, all right, we only
have this one arrow that some guy shows

3622
03:55:07.239 --> 03:55:09.959
up to give them. And it
was the guy who was in Peacemaker you

3623
03:55:09.040 --> 03:55:13.440
found out, yes, yeah,
yeah, this dude just audio or some

3624
03:55:13.680 --> 03:55:16.120
cold door colder colder or something.
This guy comes out of nowhere and he's

3625
03:55:16.159 --> 03:55:18.920
like, Hi, what's up.
It's me Jerry mcguffin. Here's the arrow.

3626
03:55:20.000 --> 03:55:24.200
All right, boy, you only
get one shot at it. That's

3627
03:55:24.280 --> 03:55:26.200
it for Wow. I would have
loved if, you know, you would

3628
03:55:26.200 --> 03:55:30.040
have maybe set that up. It
would have meant something or maybe set it

3629
03:55:30.159 --> 03:55:33.000
open the three different films if there's
somebody working on something. But no,

3630
03:55:33.200 --> 03:55:35.840
no, Instead it's just like you
have a son and here's an arrow,

3631
03:55:35.000 --> 03:55:37.520
and you know, I don't know
no raves either, can't afford no raves,

3632
03:55:37.600 --> 03:55:41.680
no ravess. Oh yeah, So
they get the arrow and They're like,

3633
03:55:41.680 --> 03:55:45.440
all right, it looks like we're
going to the fucking Vampire Layer again,

3634
03:55:46.440 --> 03:55:48.559
which, by the way, the
Vampire Layer is basically the Avengers Tower

3635
03:55:48.559 --> 03:55:50.719
if you really take a look at
it kind of if you look at it

3636
03:55:50.799 --> 03:55:54.360
side, decide it really looks like
the same building. We know what it

3637
03:55:54.479 --> 03:55:58.920
isn't a fucking raine. Yes,
Hannibal King is being interrogated and uh,

3638
03:55:58.440 --> 03:56:03.360
these him t Blake just making dick
jokes to the point where Parker Posey is

3639
03:56:03.440 --> 03:56:07.520
upset about all the dick jokes because
she has penis envy. She does say

3640
03:56:07.559 --> 03:56:11.079
that. She literally like says,
she says, you're you're bringing out the

3641
03:56:11.239 --> 03:56:13.879
envy and me when they were talking
about Dix and I'm like, now he's

3642
03:56:13.000 --> 03:56:18.639
here's one of the biggest problems I
have here. So the reapers were like

3643
03:56:18.479 --> 03:56:24.520
a problem for vampires, right,
it was like a very deadly disease that

3644
03:56:24.680 --> 03:56:28.479
could have wiped them all out,
because remember, the reapers don't stay alive

3645
03:56:28.559 --> 03:56:30.840
long, so eventually they would have
turned into reapers. And then just down

3646
03:56:30.840 --> 03:56:33.159
the spoilers, I'm watching these reviews
backwards. Well, so yeah, he

3647
03:56:33.200 --> 03:56:39.280
probably should have watched these. Oh
you do the review first and then you

3648
03:56:39.319 --> 03:56:41.479
watch right, and then I never
watch him again because once you get the

3649
03:56:41.520 --> 03:56:43.760
thing, it's the point the whole
movie. Oh that's what Tony meant.

3650
03:56:45.920 --> 03:56:48.280
You know, I should review Memento
like in order. That would be hilarious,

3651
03:56:48.440 --> 03:56:52.440
honestly, not a joke. You
should, but it'll be black and

3652
03:56:52.479 --> 03:56:56.639
white when we're talking about the course. So yeah, the Reapers were like

3653
03:56:56.719 --> 03:57:03.000
a problem that they wanted to wipe. And also they destroyed all the evidence.

3654
03:57:03.079 --> 03:57:05.280
Were like Whistler destroyed all the vials. They blew up that blaze.

3655
03:57:05.879 --> 03:57:09.000
So somehow they figured out how to
get reaper DNA and they put it in

3656
03:57:09.079 --> 03:57:15.399
a bomberanium and it's like the dumbest
effect. It's like, I'm fine with

3657
03:57:15.520 --> 03:57:18.680
a vampire dog. It's the fact
that it was the Reaper. I'm like

3658
03:57:18.799 --> 03:57:20.760
no. I Also, to make
it even better, it was triple hus

3659
03:57:20.799 --> 03:57:24.440
dog, which made the contrast of
big guy with a little dog. I

3660
03:57:24.440 --> 03:57:26.760
think that's what they were going for. In all fairness, that scene was

3661
03:57:26.840 --> 03:57:31.959
quickly made better when two gigantic rottweilers
were also chasing. That comes up in

3662
03:57:33.000 --> 03:57:35.479
a little bit, yes, yes, and step on the little dog,

3663
03:57:37.079 --> 03:57:39.879
and you could tell that really happened
there is a take where the rotte Isiler

3664
03:57:39.959 --> 03:57:43.760
runs over the pomeranium. They just
left the audible yelp from the Bomberanian love

3665
03:57:43.840 --> 03:57:46.760
it. I do like I do
like the moment. It'll be like,

3666
03:57:46.959 --> 03:57:52.040
now it's cliched when this happens.
But Ryan Reynolds is like, they know

3667
03:57:52.399 --> 03:57:54.079
they're coming here. I got a
tracker and they're coming in right now,

3668
03:57:54.239 --> 03:57:58.840
and they're like a few seconds off. Like that's funny. You know something

3669
03:57:58.879 --> 03:58:01.000
that we forgot to mention that is
really quick that I think it's an important

3670
03:58:01.040 --> 03:58:03.399
scene to It kind of sets what
the movie is going to be. When

3671
03:58:03.440 --> 03:58:07.680
Jessica Biel's dressed like a homeless person
or walking with her bag, Oh my

3672
03:58:07.760 --> 03:58:11.920
god, we totally yeah right because
so so so they're following so like there's

3673
03:58:13.479 --> 03:58:18.799
vampire hooligans, I guess are following
her. And apparently these vampires jobs is

3674
03:58:18.840 --> 03:58:22.239
to go out there and hopefully with
a city filled with millions of people,

3675
03:58:22.280 --> 03:58:24.719
get lucky that they follow you like
debate them, and then of course you

3676
03:58:24.799 --> 03:58:28.799
know she kicks all their asses and
stuff with her with her uvy bow and

3677
03:58:28.959 --> 03:58:33.399
arrow that can expand. It's half
it's half as hot as the sun,

3678
03:58:33.520 --> 03:58:35.719
which of course that can't be possible. Uh. You know what, you

3679
03:58:35.799 --> 03:58:39.319
know what helps me when I'm fighting
people, Royce, if I have earbunds

3680
03:58:39.399 --> 03:58:41.559
in and I'm listening to music,
so I won't be able to hear if

3681
03:58:41.559 --> 03:58:46.000
anyone's sneaking up behind me. It's
a lot of slapping and biting. Yes,

3682
03:58:46.360 --> 03:58:48.680
usually usually gets me out of a
situation. So they all break into

3683
03:58:48.760 --> 03:58:54.959
the facility to like free Hannibal King
and you know fight Drake. Uh it's

3684
03:58:54.639 --> 03:58:58.959
Dracula. Uh, it's boring,
it is, it is under one.

3685
03:59:00.280 --> 03:59:03.479
It's an underwhelming fight. The dogs
falling out of the tower was worth it.

3686
03:59:03.840 --> 03:59:07.399
The best fight scene, in my
opinion of the whole thing was Triple

3687
03:59:07.559 --> 03:59:09.799
H fighting Ryan Reynolds, because at
least we saw some action that was different.

3688
03:59:11.319 --> 03:59:13.680
I enjoyed. And their banter prop
and that's again tell you what.

3689
03:59:13.879 --> 03:59:16.879
Their banter was probably the best out
of the whole movie between two people because

3690
03:59:16.879 --> 03:59:18.200
you could tell they're both kind of
cocky and it was kind of a good

3691
03:59:18.239 --> 03:59:22.840
fit. But outside of that,
like Jessica Bille, they really build up

3692
03:59:22.879 --> 03:59:24.520
her back thing in her child and
all. She just kind of shoot a

3693
03:59:24.559 --> 03:59:28.360
couple arrows. Yeah, and so
it's not really a lot. And then

3694
03:59:28.399 --> 03:59:31.079
of course, like you said,
the final fight is a CGI nightmare.

3695
03:59:31.239 --> 03:59:35.680
Oh my god, the shot with
Drake you like getting launched off the thing

3696
03:59:35.760 --> 03:59:39.360
and like spinning around is really bad. I do like the whole thing,

3697
03:59:39.520 --> 03:59:43.600
the cliche of like I'm angrier and
this fight got harder, so let me

3698
03:59:43.680 --> 03:59:46.799
get less armored. It's like you
probably should have do that less armored and

3699
03:59:46.879 --> 03:59:50.239
more demoned. And Tommy Purcell is
like, all right, I'm out,

3700
03:59:50.520 --> 03:59:54.959
let's switch to the tall stunt man
and the red dry not always be that

3701
03:59:54.120 --> 03:59:58.000
guy he feels like he's stronger at
that time, start to fight like that.

3702
03:59:58.440 --> 04:00:00.399
Yeah, that always made cracks me
up with those like why don't you

3703
04:00:00.479 --> 04:00:05.600
just wearing you? Always the monster? Just always be the monster. Yeah.

3704
04:00:05.680 --> 04:00:07.000
So, like I said that,
the fight is, I'm actually more

3705
04:00:07.040 --> 04:00:11.239
invested in the Parker Posey Hannibal King
stuff. Absolutely, she's like trying to

3706
04:00:11.319 --> 04:00:15.440
kill and I think I bet you, I bet you that was a setup

3707
04:00:15.479 --> 04:00:18.719
for the spin off, was their
relationship and all? Yeah, because that

3708
04:00:18.760 --> 04:00:22.399
actually would be I would obviously watch
a movie where Parker Posy is just has

3709
04:00:22.680 --> 04:00:26.520
is a scorned ex lover of Ryan
Reynolds, a vampire hunt Yeah, it's

3710
04:00:26.520 --> 04:00:28.120
actually pretty funny. That sounds that
would be a good show. And it

3711
04:00:28.159 --> 04:00:31.440
doesn't even need to be in the
Blink universe its own fucking thing. Yeah,

3712
04:00:31.719 --> 04:00:35.959
but that is weird. Like Jessica
Bill, she doesn't because Hannibal takes

3713
04:00:37.000 --> 04:00:39.399
care of Triple H's death is kind
of cool, falls through the box there,

3714
04:00:39.959 --> 04:00:43.280
but then he's also dealing dealing with
Parker Posy like Jessica Bielle, I

3715
04:00:43.280 --> 04:00:48.200
think shoots some stuff at her.
It's not really fighting anyone really that I

3716
04:00:48.239 --> 04:00:50.920
can recall. No, no,
no one really fights. They all just

3717
04:00:52.000 --> 04:00:54.799
kind of they all just kind of
chase everything. There's chasing and running.

3718
04:00:54.559 --> 04:00:58.719
And then that's right, they're all
fighting just random vampires who happen to be

3719
04:00:58.799 --> 04:01:03.879
in the bill. Yes, there's
there's the armed guards, and then there's

3720
04:01:03.040 --> 04:01:07.440
just vampires who were just there.
It's all over the place. It's not

3721
04:01:07.719 --> 04:01:11.879
as self contained as And that's a
good point, Like it's implied that there's

3722
04:01:11.920 --> 04:01:16.319
a lot of vampires there, right, it's implied because but you only really

3723
04:01:16.440 --> 04:01:20.280
see three of them, four of
them fighting. Like if you would think

3724
04:01:20.319 --> 04:01:22.280
this invasion was that big when all
the vampires in the facility at the same

3725
04:01:22.399 --> 04:01:26.399
time yeah, but just a couple
of the guards show up because later on,

3726
04:01:26.520 --> 04:01:30.559
when they released a Staunstar virus,
they literally had to bring an extras

3727
04:01:30.600 --> 04:01:33.719
to be vampires to show him dying. What did you think of the red

3728
04:01:33.840 --> 04:01:39.399
Dragon Dracula Dracula, I mean,
in terms of a practical effect, I

3729
04:01:39.440 --> 04:01:41.799
think it looked cool. Yeah,
It's not like it didn't look bad,

3730
04:01:41.479 --> 04:01:46.719
but it was like why yeah,
yeah. Then they gave him like a

3731
04:01:46.799 --> 04:01:50.479
reaper mouth, not quite a riper
mouth sort of, yeah, sort of,

3732
04:01:50.760 --> 04:01:54.760
but and it's it's him changing size. Didn't seem to make him stronger.

3733
04:01:54.239 --> 04:01:56.920
No, it's an aesthetic thing,
I guess. Yeah. It was

3734
04:01:56.920 --> 04:02:00.959
like like like a like a scary
face on a butter flies wings. Yeah,

3735
04:02:01.319 --> 04:02:03.000
and he decides to like sword fight
blade. It's like, well,

3736
04:02:03.000 --> 04:02:07.440
the silver wouldn't kill any of you
really, so you're just gonna slice each

3737
04:02:07.440 --> 04:02:09.799
other up. I don't know what
you're gonna achieve. Yeah, pointless.

3738
04:02:09.120 --> 04:02:13.079
Yeah, it's pointless. Pointless end
for a pointless film. And this would

3739
04:02:13.159 --> 04:02:18.879
be a good moment for the Abigail
character to shoot the arrow. We forgot

3740
04:02:18.959 --> 04:02:22.079
the training of her shooting the arrow, trying to shoot the arrow, so

3741
04:02:22.639 --> 04:02:26.159
arrow goes faster, but it can't
be fair. Your arm can only go

3742
04:02:26.239 --> 04:02:30.440
back. That's it. That's yeah, that goes and not like the speed

3743
04:02:30.479 --> 04:02:33.120
even fucking matter because by the way, because they couldn't even let Abigail get

3744
04:02:33.159 --> 04:02:37.280
the wind because when she shoots a
dawn Star arrow, Dracula catches it in

3745
04:02:37.399 --> 04:02:41.120
the air and Blade has to be
the one to do it. Yeah.

3746
04:02:41.200 --> 04:02:43.559
I hate when movies do that.
Like there's some Dracula catches it and then

3747
04:02:43.719 --> 04:02:48.639
drops it at Blade's hands. Yeah, yeah, he just throws it just

3748
04:02:52.040 --> 04:02:54.719
still though. Yeah, that reminds
me of like the Resident Evil. Movies

3749
04:02:54.760 --> 04:02:58.559
are famous for that, where someone
could kill but they have to make sure

3750
04:02:58.600 --> 04:03:01.000
Amelia Jovovich who kills him. Yeah, well that's why you know, the

3751
04:03:01.079 --> 04:03:05.319
best Batman movie ever made, Dark
Knight Rises, That's why I like that.

3752
04:03:05.440 --> 04:03:07.760
Like Catwoman just comes in and shoots
Bain. That is how it should

3753
04:03:07.760 --> 04:03:13.280
have gone. Yeah, cat Woman
came in and then gave Batman something to

3754
04:03:13.360 --> 04:03:16.600
beat up baby, which is the
way it should have been. We kept

3755
04:03:16.639 --> 04:03:18.600
making the joke to this whole thing, the whole Scott Evil thing. I

3756
04:03:18.639 --> 04:03:22.760
have a gun in my room,
like we just shoot him right now.

3757
04:03:22.280 --> 04:03:26.319
This should have this problem should have
been solved a long time ago. Yeah,

3758
04:03:26.879 --> 04:03:31.239
yes. Oh. And then so
then after they after the whole fight,

3759
04:03:31.440 --> 04:03:35.440
they inject him with the Dawn Star
thing, and then of course it

3760
04:03:35.559 --> 04:03:39.120
only kills thankfully because they wanted spin
offs. It only kills vampires in the

3761
04:03:39.200 --> 04:03:43.040
general vicinity. But then when he's
dying, Dracula decides to go even though

3762
04:03:43.040 --> 04:03:46.440
they're mortal enemies and he just genocided
half of his species. He goes,

3763
04:03:48.040 --> 04:03:52.319
I give you a finite gift,
Blade, Do you have a finale gift

3764
04:03:52.360 --> 04:03:54.239
that would give you? And then
the final gift was for him to turn

3765
04:03:54.280 --> 04:03:58.040
into Blade when he died, so
they think he was alive. I grant

3766
04:03:58.120 --> 04:04:01.879
you freedom, Blade. Do you
do you think I miss l I know

3767
04:04:03.000 --> 04:04:05.159
you're like centuries old, but like
I'm I'm not like, hey, hey,

3768
04:04:05.280 --> 04:04:09.040
hey Drake, Like we can walk
around Drake. It's twenty twenty two

3769
04:04:09.079 --> 04:04:13.120
man. Yeah, Like depending where
you are, are you in the third

3770
04:04:13.159 --> 04:04:16.559
world? And this is oh my
god. The movie ends with Dracula getting

3771
04:04:16.639 --> 04:04:20.399
canceled. He doesn't even get killed, he gets canceled. One of the

3772
04:04:20.120 --> 04:04:26.319
one of the like other vampires,
is like, did you see Dracula's tweet?

3773
04:04:26.559 --> 04:04:30.159
Yeah, that would be hilarious if
you know this. But Dracula was

3774
04:04:30.200 --> 04:04:33.280
fi following Reinhardt on Twitter before he
died. Yeah, it's like, oh

3775
04:04:33.360 --> 04:04:37.319
wow, Winehart's German. You know
who loves Dracula? Faddel that Andrew Tait

3776
04:04:37.399 --> 04:04:43.879
guy. I think Dracula's problematic.
Well, he's like, I've killed thousands

3777
04:04:43.920 --> 04:04:50.200
of people, that's the issue.
Yeah, so now the whole hymn.

3778
04:04:50.319 --> 04:04:54.479
So he wants to keep Blade alive
at that point because he's like, you'll

3779
04:04:54.520 --> 04:04:58.639
create more vampires. And it's like, do we know if Blade can turn

3780
04:04:58.760 --> 04:05:01.680
people into vampires? That don't think
I was ever really spelled out. Yes,

3781
04:05:01.840 --> 04:05:05.079
yes, I think he can,
because didn't he didn't he try to

3782
04:05:05.159 --> 04:05:09.520
do that to save one somebody from
in the first one. I don't even

3783
04:05:09.520 --> 04:05:15.040
know men though maybe maybe maybe I'm
mixing up every van I think what well,

3784
04:05:15.040 --> 04:05:16.239
I think the whole point though,
like I've noticed there's like a pattern.

3785
04:05:16.239 --> 04:05:18.120
I think what it is is that
he's a day walker, right,

3786
04:05:18.239 --> 04:05:20.719
so anything that anyone that he bites
would become a day walker. I think

3787
04:05:20.719 --> 04:05:22.959
that's why everyone was like after his
blood. And like the second one,

3788
04:05:24.079 --> 04:05:26.159
I don't think it he bites him, they get turned daywalk. I think

3789
04:05:26.239 --> 04:05:28.799
using the blood they could try to
make something. Yeah, but he's like,

3790
04:05:28.879 --> 04:05:31.559
the thirst will get you, Blade, and you'll finally give in.

3791
04:05:31.799 --> 04:05:35.600
And but but technically he does when
they bathe him in blood. Yeah,

3792
04:05:35.040 --> 04:05:39.680
but listen, so we knew that
there was this fact going around that Blade

3793
04:05:39.799 --> 04:05:43.440
Buzzy Sypes didn't want to open his
eyes. Yeah, yes, but I

3794
04:05:43.479 --> 04:05:46.799
don't think we saw that. So
I think I was reading the original ending.

3795
04:05:46.440 --> 04:05:50.319
I don't think it was supposed to
be Drake in the morgue, because

3796
04:05:50.360 --> 04:05:52.319
that's how the movie ends. They
find Blade's body, they put in the

3797
04:05:52.360 --> 04:05:56.600
morgue, and it turns out to
be Drake. But I'm seeing here in

3798
04:05:56.680 --> 04:06:01.120
the unrated extend edition the body and
the more does not transform back into Drake.

3799
04:06:01.760 --> 04:06:05.799
Blade awakens as the autopsy begins,
so that's probably the CGI. Hold

3800
04:06:05.840 --> 04:06:09.079
on, wait, hold on,
don't gloss over the fact that there's a

3801
04:06:09.239 --> 04:06:15.600
fucking extended version of Played Trinity.
Yes, he awakens as the autops fifteen

3802
04:06:15.680 --> 04:06:18.879
more, Ryan Reynolds Tick jokes,
and he attacks the doctors and the FBI

3803
04:06:20.040 --> 04:06:24.760
agents. The scene ends as he
menacingly approaches a cowering orderly King narrates that

3804
04:06:24.799 --> 04:06:28.079
the virus did not kill Blade,
as the human half of his heart did

3805
04:06:28.200 --> 04:06:31.239
not stop eating and only slowed down, causing him to enter in ocoma so

3806
04:06:31.440 --> 04:06:35.159
state until his body was ready to
fight again. So that's how they originally

3807
04:06:35.200 --> 04:06:39.360
gonna end it. Instead this one
they're like, he just gets off on

3808
04:06:39.399 --> 04:06:41.959
a motorcycle and takes off, only
he takes off in the not just the

3809
04:06:43.120 --> 04:06:48.159
like a. He takes off along
the center line of two lanes and he's

3810
04:06:48.200 --> 04:06:52.360
going normal speed and they're going and
if you slow it down as he goes

3811
04:06:52.399 --> 04:06:56.879
off into the horizon, they squeeze
him thinner, he fits fades out.

3812
04:06:58.280 --> 04:07:01.920
Yeah. See, the movie just
kind of ends there. But there was

3813
04:07:01.079 --> 04:07:05.959
blooper reel was dope though there wasn't
huh Blooperriel was six. I don't think,

3814
04:07:07.399 --> 04:07:09.280
can we do that again? Guys? Can we do that again?

3815
04:07:09.559 --> 04:07:13.639
So there was another alternate ending because
now there's less vampires. I guess.

3816
04:07:15.440 --> 04:07:18.879
I wonder if in the original version
it was going to be all vampires or

3817
04:07:18.959 --> 04:07:22.000
something. But I remember correctly in
the blooper reels, one of the things

3818
04:07:22.079 --> 04:07:24.840
was he goes you Kun chuggling Thundercock. I got it wrong. I'll do

3819
04:07:24.879 --> 04:07:31.440
it again. I'll do it again? Remember stuttering John's blooper Reels One too

3820
04:07:31.520 --> 04:07:35.079
Many? Yeah, noting Johns wood
Reels called his career dude, dude,

3821
04:07:35.719 --> 04:07:39.440
Carl too many for that? One
too many? Was you have the comments

3822
04:07:39.479 --> 04:07:43.520
I retort for that too, did
Yeah, Yeah, I'm the one who

3823
04:07:43.520 --> 04:07:46.360
actually got him. I'm the one
who actually told him about that and got

3824
04:07:46.440 --> 04:07:50.200
him. Like me and Carl,
that is probably one of the most unfunny

3825
04:07:50.239 --> 04:07:52.159
comedies I've met. It's one of
the hardest thing. I think. That's

3826
04:07:52.159 --> 04:07:54.399
one of the hardest things I've got
that. That's my Rocketman. That's my

3827
04:07:54.559 --> 04:07:58.920
Rocketman is one Harland Williams wackett Man
movies, one of the merce movieservers.

3828
04:07:58.079 --> 04:08:03.239
Yeah, dude, if you want
to suffer Williams Williams Arlyn. I saw

3829
04:08:03.280 --> 04:08:05.520
that as a kid and I remember
like it. I wonder how I would

3830
04:08:05.520 --> 04:08:11.360
feel you not like it now?
Yeah, So the alternate ending the Nightstalkers.

3831
04:08:11.399 --> 04:08:13.520
They're in a casino in Asia and
I have seen the scene. You

3832
04:08:13.559 --> 04:08:18.040
should check out the scene, and
they're like, not so many vampires around

3833
04:08:18.159 --> 04:08:22.159
the works, things have been less
busy, and then a werewolf bursts in.

3834
04:08:22.399 --> 04:08:26.079
It's like we're gonna fight were wolves. It's Chinese wear wolf by night.

3835
04:08:26.280 --> 04:08:30.639
Possibly. I don't know. We're
gonna fight wear wolves down. That's

3836
04:08:30.639 --> 04:08:33.120
how that ends. You see.
They're they're like they're like the day walker

3837
04:08:33.239 --> 04:08:39.280
version. They're called they're wolves.
They can be anywhere I don't and they're

3838
04:08:39.280 --> 04:08:41.719
don't have to turn into wolves.
They're just guys. Yeah, they're just

3839
04:08:41.799 --> 04:08:46.120
Everybody change it because like, why
would you want to set up a vampire

3840
04:08:46.440 --> 04:08:50.079
killing team and then you make the
movie where you introduce them, you kill

3841
04:08:50.120 --> 04:08:54.000
all the vampires. It's like that
seems that seems counter to what you want

3842
04:08:54.040 --> 04:08:56.360
to do. It's not were wolves. It's just a bunch of burly Greek

3843
04:08:56.440 --> 04:09:03.559
tourists worthy. So that is Blade
Trinity. Jesus, I will never watch

3844
04:09:03.639 --> 04:09:09.040
it again, never again, ever
again, ever, ever, except for

3845
04:09:09.120 --> 04:09:13.000
when I'm syncing up our audio commentary. But other than that, never again.

3846
04:09:13.399 --> 04:09:20.000
Hashtag never forget the Make sure to
get the form the four film Favorites

3847
04:09:20.079 --> 04:09:22.879
collection. There's what is Give me
that one? The fourth one is the

3848
04:09:24.120 --> 04:09:30.760
pilot to the TV show starring Sticky
Things. Oh you never saw the TV

3849
04:09:30.879 --> 04:09:33.360
show? No, Well, looks
like we have one more thing to do.

3850
04:09:35.559 --> 04:09:37.159
The TV show apparently it was on
TV a while back, and I

3851
04:09:37.239 --> 04:09:41.600
have time to watch it the best
streaming service by the way, too.

3852
04:09:41.719 --> 04:09:45.319
Yes, of course obviously the TV
show apparently, like from what I read,

3853
04:09:45.399 --> 04:09:48.440
it got like really good like ratings. It was just too expensive to

3854
04:09:48.520 --> 04:09:50.840
produce, and they're like, yeah, we're done, We're done. Moonnight

3855
04:09:50.879 --> 04:09:54.840
would have originally debuted in the Blade
TV show and they had to wait till

3856
04:09:54.920 --> 04:09:58.840
Disney Plus. Uh yeah, so
that is played Trinity. We all hate

3857
04:09:58.879 --> 04:10:03.360
it. It's so bad. It's
not very good at all. Lesley Snipes

3858
04:10:03.440 --> 04:10:07.200
has checked out. Ryan Reynolds has
a few good jokes here and there,

3859
04:10:07.319 --> 04:10:09.920
but mostly no, I hated it. What's her face is hot? But

3860
04:10:11.040 --> 04:10:15.840
you could probably just look up some
pictures of her. Yeah, you don't

3861
04:10:16.040 --> 04:10:18.440
watch another movie she's in, Like, really a better movie, Watch a

3862
04:10:18.479 --> 04:10:20.760
better movie. She's watched Chuck and
Larry. She's in Chuck and Larry,

3863
04:10:22.120 --> 04:10:24.200
watches Gold Chuck and Larry. Here's
I got one here. Don't worry about

3864
04:10:24.239 --> 04:10:28.000
Jessica Bill. Watch any other movie. Yeah, anything that exists. I

3865
04:10:28.159 --> 04:10:31.319
was gonna say, if you're like
a weirdo, I mean, totally normal

3866
04:10:31.399 --> 04:10:33.959
person, there are extreme close ups
of her feet, but you probably just

3867
04:10:35.040 --> 04:10:37.520
go to the internet for those they
do have a She has that shower scene

3868
04:10:37.520 --> 04:10:41.360
where she's crying and with blood's coming
off. It was really weird, and

3869
04:10:41.680 --> 04:10:45.479
it's also one of the biggest showers
I've ever seen. Yeah, it's a

3870
04:10:45.639 --> 04:10:48.200
very large shower. That's kind of
one of those showers like a serial killer

3871
04:10:48.280 --> 04:10:52.360
traps you in and it slowly.
Yeah. Yeah, like a torture shower.

3872
04:10:52.120 --> 04:10:56.120
So that's it. This movie is
a torture shower. Yes, well,

3873
04:10:56.200 --> 04:10:58.639
thanks, guys, I was I
just wanted to have a nice warning

3874
04:10:58.680 --> 04:11:03.639
coffee and oh, we ate your
leftovers. I'm so, I'm sorry,

3875
04:11:03.719 --> 04:11:09.200
we got a peckish. You have
a lot of sushi in your fridge,

3876
04:11:09.959 --> 04:11:11.879
like an alarming amount, Like like
it's concerning we ate it all, but

3877
04:11:11.959 --> 04:11:16.959
it's concerning how much there was,
Tony, I mean five pounds of California

3878
04:11:18.120 --> 04:11:24.479
rules. I think California rules,
guys, I mean almost mean Califorti rolls.

3879
04:11:24.680 --> 04:11:28.920
I love to eat them at Blade
Broke, Blade Broke Us. This

3880
04:11:28.120 --> 04:11:31.760
is what we are now, So
yes, I guess we'll come back for

3881
04:11:31.840 --> 04:11:35.440
the TV show I did streaming.
I can find it. Don't worry about

3882
04:11:35.479 --> 04:11:39.559
that. Now feels like a stupid
question. I wanted to say, where

3883
04:11:39.600 --> 04:11:43.200
can I find you? But apparently
in my apartment complex. You can find

3884
04:11:43.280 --> 04:11:50.239
me wherever Tony's not home, I'll
be in his house and also go to

3885
04:11:50.520 --> 04:11:52.440
here. Let me plug my locals
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3886
04:11:52.479 --> 04:11:54.639
because do a bunch of movie rifts
there and stuff like that, and that's

3887
04:11:54.680 --> 04:11:58.520
really fun. So I have something
in my ear. I think you said

3888
04:11:58.639 --> 04:12:03.399
sith and we're just gonna go with
that. Well, what I like A

3889
04:12:03.600 --> 04:12:05.920
like assists anyway? What was your
thing? Oh? Well, I'm when

3890
04:12:05.920 --> 04:12:11.040
I'm not rating Tony's fridge for imitation
crab and cream cheese. I you can

3891
04:12:11.079 --> 04:12:15.760
find me midnight Riffarty dot locals dot
com. There'll be show updates to our

3892
04:12:15.760 --> 04:12:20.920
streams on Rumble as well as there's
paid content like little extra stuff. It

3893
04:12:20.000 --> 04:12:26.319
gets pretty spicy. We've got it's
pretty awesome. Uh. And that's real

3894
04:12:26.440 --> 04:12:31.360
imitation crab, Yes, real,
real authentic, real authentic imitation crab spelled

3895
04:12:31.440 --> 04:12:37.200
with a K two. Well,
I guess I gotta wake up now and

3896
04:12:37.479 --> 04:12:41.760
like go to work. Yeah,
we'll be here, Okay, I'm just

3897
04:12:41.799 --> 04:12:45.680
gonna we're gonna find the Blade the
series and watch it for you all right,

3898
04:12:45.719 --> 04:12:50.920
see you later, buddy. Bye. Remember to like, comment,

3899
04:12:50.079 --> 04:12:58.680
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