WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:05.360 Like, okay, so I'm gonna put on Okay, start streaming. Remember 2 00:00:05.360 --> 00:00:09.279 you're supposed to be You're supposed to be like bitchy about I'm not talking. 3 00:00:09.320 --> 00:00:16.600 I'm talking to Laura. I'm talking about what I'm supposed to be. Just 4 00:00:16.640 --> 00:00:22.679 press space or fade, wow, being a girl. Okay, there we 5 00:00:22.719 --> 00:00:28.679 go, and the audios are it's not a it's not all. That's okay, 6 00:00:28.679 --> 00:00:33.320 that's good. Now press Okay, there we go. Wait, hold 7 00:00:33.359 --> 00:00:40.920 on, wait, I know how to get into the other screen fired producer 8 00:00:41.399 --> 00:00:45.119 segment and then press fade, oh, fade, fade, fade, there 9 00:00:45.119 --> 00:00:50.640 we go. Hey, okay, wow, Hey everybody, it's me Laura 10 00:00:50.719 --> 00:00:58.119 Kine, radio star, podcast star, part time actress, full time mom, 11 00:00:58.520 --> 00:01:02.840 best friend, full Hi mommy, Yeah, Hi daddy, Hi Eric, 12 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:06.159 Hey Laura, this is my Eric. This is my work husband, 13 00:01:06.200 --> 00:01:11.400 my bff, the talent, producer, Brian the talent. Hey, what's 14 00:01:11.439 --> 00:01:14.239 going on? Hold on, let me see you. Brian is not having 15 00:01:14.280 --> 00:01:18.400 a good day today. Wait, hold on, hold on, he's really 16 00:01:18.519 --> 00:01:21.680 no. I just haven't had mccoffee. Okay, does producer Brian. There 17 00:01:21.760 --> 00:01:23.840 we go coffee. Hey, I know that for a fact. Oh, 18 00:01:23.840 --> 00:01:29.079 producer Brian doesn't talk until he has his first sip of coffee in the morning. 19 00:01:29.200 --> 00:01:30.480 Produce Brian has said, you're talking a lot, producer, Brian, 20 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:38.239 Sorry, hold on tell you so anyway? What's going on? Guys? 21 00:01:38.680 --> 00:01:41.159 Hey Brian? Hey, what's going on? Hey? What's going on? 22 00:01:41.200 --> 00:01:44.640 How is how is everybody's weekend? Oh? My god? Did anyone see 23 00:01:44.640 --> 00:01:48.799 the eclipse? No? Who gives a shit about the eclipse? I was 24 00:01:48.920 --> 00:01:53.840 seriously doing traffic. You should get try getting a real job, Laura. 25 00:01:55.599 --> 00:01:57.599 I know, well, you know that is a real job. Eric, 26 00:01:59.359 --> 00:02:02.079 my god, come on. Eric would never say that to me. By 27 00:02:02.079 --> 00:02:07.919 the way, how do you said, Brian never talked this much? So? 28 00:02:08.400 --> 00:02:10.479 Uh? What's coming up on? What's coming up on the show? 29 00:02:10.520 --> 00:02:14.360 Guys? Oh uh? Oh you want to know what we did this weekend? 30 00:02:14.400 --> 00:02:15.039 Oh? I'm sorry. Do you want to know what we did this 31 00:02:15.080 --> 00:02:19.280 weekend? Yeah? Okay, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. 32 00:02:20.759 --> 00:02:23.360 Hold on, I think I just screwed it up a little bit. Hold 33 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:25.919 on, hold on, I'm I'm tooggled over. I toggled over to this. 34 00:02:27.240 --> 00:02:28.960 Eric, go check real quick. Hold on, No, I got 35 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:30.319 it, I got it, I got it, got it. No, 36 00:02:30.360 --> 00:02:36.560 I don't got it. It is going on on my show. God, 37 00:02:36.599 --> 00:02:39.319 I have to do everything myself. Yes, I know, but like, 38 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:46.680 where's where's my photo? Where's my photo? Okay, now I can taggle. 39 00:02:46.960 --> 00:02:49.800 There we go. I'm waiting. Okay. So anyway, what did 40 00:02:49.840 --> 00:02:53.719 you do this weekend? Not much. I just kind of like hung out 41 00:02:55.159 --> 00:03:01.599 with uh, you know, I just hung out watch some shows and just 42 00:03:01.680 --> 00:03:07.439 you know, caught up on some sleep and you know, went to the 43 00:03:07.479 --> 00:03:15.319 movies. Whatever. Did you see any good movies? Uh? It's okay. 44 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:17.039 That's something Laura kan would say if she hadn't seen any good movies. 45 00:03:17.879 --> 00:03:22.360 Eric, what did what did you do? Oh? Man? What didn't 46 00:03:22.400 --> 00:03:25.240 I do? I went shopping. I bitched out a dairy queen employee, 47 00:03:25.479 --> 00:03:30.319 got the name of her manager. She's fired now, oh I got. 48 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:35.919 I just love it when you call businesses. Oh my god, I just 49 00:03:36.120 --> 00:03:38.280 love it. I live for it. It's my favorite thing. I think 50 00:03:38.280 --> 00:03:42.560 I started a small business where people can pay me to bitch out managers and 51 00:03:42.680 --> 00:03:46.960 their there with you sometime when you did it. Yeah, aren't you embarrassed? 52 00:03:46.000 --> 00:03:52.120 Though? That's super embarrassing, isn't it. No, No, not 53 00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:54.719 at all. I get my hair cut into a bob Hey, uh, 54 00:03:55.240 --> 00:04:00.360 Laura, what did you do this weekend? You didn't say good. Yeah, 55 00:04:00.479 --> 00:04:10.439 I went to the casino and not I know, Producer Brian. Oh 56 00:04:10.439 --> 00:04:15.840 my god. I went to the casino and I made the mistake of pulling 57 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:19.079 a you Eric, and I was very hot, and I wore a new 58 00:04:19.199 --> 00:04:25.800 dress that had a zipper up the front, and I got my vagina caught 59 00:04:25.800 --> 00:04:30.800 in the zipper. Was so embarrassing. Oh my god, was that pain. 60 00:04:30.959 --> 00:04:31.920 I mean, I've gotten my wiener trapped in the zipper all the time 61 00:04:31.920 --> 00:04:34.879 because I don't wear underwear, so I know what that feels like. Yeah, 62 00:04:35.040 --> 00:04:38.680 I told my scroll them off once they had to surgically reattach it. 63 00:04:38.839 --> 00:04:43.480 Oh my god, that's so pain. It made bigger though somehow, I 64 00:04:43.480 --> 00:04:50.439 don't know. Oh, okay, how about this. What was the best 65 00:04:50.480 --> 00:04:54.160 thing that happened to you this week? I was Producer Brian trying to like, 66 00:04:54.480 --> 00:04:57.360 I'm trying to be more optimistic. I'm trying to be more optimistic. 67 00:04:59.120 --> 00:05:01.439 It really is. I'm sorry. I won't talking to them anyways. I 68 00:05:01.480 --> 00:05:03.600 hang out. I hung out with Keanu Reeves this weekend. I'm not supposed 69 00:05:03.600 --> 00:05:06.279 to talk about it because I don't tell you one about that. Well, 70 00:05:06.399 --> 00:05:11.680 I would I would like to. I'd like to know if you have any 71 00:05:11.720 --> 00:05:14.600 updates for us on Keanu Reeves since you hung out with them this weekend. 72 00:05:14.720 --> 00:05:16.319 You know, just a little bit of this, a little bit of that. 73 00:05:17.680 --> 00:05:23.399 You know. Wow, I guess we'll see always that knocking the door 74 00:05:23.439 --> 00:05:27.759 is that Keanu Reeves? Who knows? Maybe next week? Maybe not. 75 00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:32.600 Well, before we get on with the show, let's hear from our sponsors, 76 00:05:32.720 --> 00:05:40.360 Jay Wurtzler and Lahoya Cosmetic, my two favorite places. 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That was I feel like producer Brian 101 00:07:32.920 --> 00:07:36.120 a warning about that earlier. I know for producer Brian is very nervous. 102 00:07:36.160 --> 00:07:40.240 Now I can producer and can't fade. Wait, hold on, let me 103 00:07:40.279 --> 00:07:46.240 get the eyeball. I'm touching the eyeball. Brian. You really you your 104 00:07:46.279 --> 00:07:51.680 eyebrows, like really really good. I can't wait. Wait wait that's me. 105 00:07:54.639 --> 00:07:58.439 Hold on, hold on, I am doing it. Hold on, 106 00:07:58.480 --> 00:08:01.759 let me do fade right. Oh my god, Eric, can you help? 107 00:08:01.800 --> 00:08:05.720 Sorry, Producer Brian, I don't know is going on. This is 108 00:08:05.720 --> 00:08:09.800 a complete and total utter shite. Don't show. There we go, there 109 00:08:09.839 --> 00:08:13.759 we go. Thank god, Okay, thank you so much. Oh to 110 00:08:13.800 --> 00:08:18.720 our sponsors, I really thank you to our sponsors. I really appreciate both 111 00:08:18.759 --> 00:08:24.879 of you. I love you, Jay Wurtzler, Hoya Cosmetics, I love 112 00:08:24.959 --> 00:08:28.920 you, guys. Thank you for filling me full of love and botox. 113 00:08:30.360 --> 00:08:33.000 Still been using all my my creams I got from them. You look like 114 00:08:33.039 --> 00:08:39.799 you're twenty four. You'd be surprised, you know. It's a miracle what 115 00:08:39.879 --> 00:08:43.919 science can do for one. Too bad. It is number my true age. 116 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:46.960 I'm twenty three actually, or are you twenty four or twenty three? 117 00:08:48.600 --> 00:08:50.879 Yeah? I think you are producer, Brian. I would guess that is 118 00:08:50.919 --> 00:08:56.279 your age. Oh my god, my hair is falling out all the gummy 119 00:08:56.320 --> 00:09:00.399 bearers, I think. Oh my, I haven't Brian, I haven't had 120 00:09:00.480 --> 00:09:03.440 gummy bears in like eight weeks. Actually that was me Eric that said that. 121 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:09.639 I mean Eric, Yeah, I haven't had gummy bears in like eight 122 00:09:09.639 --> 00:09:13.159 weeks, but I have had a red Bull. I'm back on the red 123 00:09:13.200 --> 00:09:20.159 ball, so you know whatever. Okay, So, uh, Brian, 124 00:09:20.279 --> 00:09:26.840 what is everything going okay back there on my show? On your show? 125 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:28.399 Yeah? Because if it's on your show, yes, Brian, if it's 126 00:09:28.399 --> 00:09:33.080 not going well on my Laura Kane after Dark, it's on the Marquee, 127 00:09:33.000 --> 00:09:37.320 I know you. If it's not going well, then you're not getting He 128 00:09:37.720 --> 00:09:39.440 has never done anything wrong on this show before. Never. No, he's 129 00:09:39.679 --> 00:09:43.600 amazing. He's just having an off night. Eric is like, he's a 130 00:09:43.639 --> 00:09:46.360 god to me. Thank you. Eric is a god to me, Thank 131 00:09:46.399 --> 00:09:50.720 you friend. I've worked hard for that. He's not talking to you about 132 00:09:50.720 --> 00:09:54.960 me. Oh sorry, Yes, Brian doesn't like me. No, he 133 00:09:56.159 --> 00:10:00.279 barely tolerates me. He loves you, though you can do no wrong. 134 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:03.279 You could take a ship right here and he'd be like, that's great. 135 00:10:05.480 --> 00:10:07.679 Mm hmmm mm hmmm. Yeah, Brian does not like me. Oh my 136 00:10:07.720 --> 00:10:11.720 god, there's so much sweatriting down my ass crack right now? Is that? 137 00:10:11.960 --> 00:10:13.399 Are you? Are you for real right now? Because I'm Eric? 138 00:10:13.440 --> 00:10:18.360 Of course there's oh, there's always underwear. No, oh, I don't 139 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:24.320 own any actually, Oh my god, Oh are you, uh Laura, 140 00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:31.039 wearing any underwear? That's the question I am. After my lady issue at 141 00:10:31.039 --> 00:10:39.440 the casino the other night, I have to yeah, well, hey, 142 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:46.200 Eric, I did I found I could barely leave my house. Oh jesus, 143 00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:52.200 I do you have my host chat today, Laura? I do I 144 00:10:52.320 --> 00:10:58.360 do my host chat? Oh? Thank you Brian for that music. My 145 00:10:58.480 --> 00:11:03.360 god, that's new. I love it. Oh it's great. So my 146 00:11:03.519 --> 00:11:09.480 host chat is did you both hear? And all of you watching the listeners? 147 00:11:09.559 --> 00:11:13.600 I love you, guys, Eric and I love you, Brian loves 148 00:11:13.639 --> 00:11:18.000 you. We all love you. Thank you for tuning in and watching. 149 00:11:20.240 --> 00:11:22.399 This is a new dress, and I'm not I might take it back to 150 00:11:22.519 --> 00:11:28.600 Ross. I think the price tag is still on it. Something tells me 151 00:11:28.639 --> 00:11:31.840 they won't want it. It's it's a little Oh, they'd take it back. 152 00:11:33.879 --> 00:11:41.360 They probably apparently no produce friend. You know what, I've never set 153 00:11:41.360 --> 00:11:46.080 foot at a ross. Sorry, I'm more like a target guy. Sounds 154 00:11:46.120 --> 00:11:50.480 really true. Yeah, I'm more give me home goods all day, but 155 00:11:50.879 --> 00:11:56.080 not. Eric loves home goods. That's why I love Eric. I I 156 00:11:56.080 --> 00:12:00.120 do love home goods. That's what Eric's my bff. Yeah, show you 157 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:03.279 too. I'm sure the feelings mutual. Yeah right, Eric, I mean 158 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:05.639 I go to home Goods to pick up men. Seriously, the killing it's 159 00:12:05.679 --> 00:12:11.960 a it's a killing floor really really seems like it a lot of gay men 160 00:12:13.000 --> 00:12:16.279 in there. I think producer Brian would make that guess every time he walks 161 00:12:16.360 --> 00:12:22.320 past. Probably so Yeva's chat I do. So have you guys seen the 162 00:12:22.399 --> 00:12:28.279 cruise ship where the people got left in Did you see that? No? 163 00:12:28.720 --> 00:12:33.039 Where they were in South Africa and they went on a on a private excursion 164 00:12:33.080 --> 00:12:39.279 when they got to port and there were I think eight people and they were 165 00:12:39.320 --> 00:12:45.559 an hour late getting back and the it was Norwegian Cruises, and they left 166 00:12:45.559 --> 00:12:48.679 them and these people went to the media and said, oh, they should 167 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:54.759 have just waited for us, and you know they take customer service too seriously 168 00:12:54.799 --> 00:12:58.720 and everything, and I thought the backlash has been really really bad against the 169 00:13:00.559 --> 00:13:05.039 yes because they if it was me, I would have gotten on the horn, 170 00:13:05.279 --> 00:13:07.879 literally the ship's horn to corporate right then. And I was said, 171 00:13:07.919 --> 00:13:13.919 turn your scrawny ship around before I swim out there myself, and I put 172 00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:16.799 a hole in the bottom of it, and we all sink because if I'm 173 00:13:16.799 --> 00:13:20.200 not going home, nobody's going home. Well, Brian, they have no 174 00:13:20.240 --> 00:13:24.120 I mean Eric, sorry, producer, Brian. I got mixed up on 175 00:13:24.200 --> 00:13:28.960 who I was talking to. They have a certain protocol, they have to 176 00:13:28.000 --> 00:13:31.919 be in port by a certain time and they have to pay to dock tough. 177 00:13:33.360 --> 00:13:37.360 I would say, excuse me, whatever ship management company you are, 178 00:13:37.480 --> 00:13:39.120 do you know how much sweat is running down my ass crack right now? 179 00:13:39.399 --> 00:13:46.279 I need a shower in my tiny one foot square foot cruise ship shower, 180 00:13:46.399 --> 00:13:50.000 So please turn around otherwise we're gonna have some serious issues. I'm gonna be 181 00:13:50.039 --> 00:13:54.000 wanting a handful of vouchers. So wait, are they suing? Wait? 182 00:13:54.039 --> 00:14:00.519 What's happening? They're they're upset because they had to take like extra lights, 183 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:03.240 They had to take extra time to get back on the boat because the boat 184 00:14:03.320 --> 00:14:07.720 left them. And I say, I'm going to sound like you for a 185 00:14:07.720 --> 00:14:11.080 second, Eric, I say, good. If they think that boat should 186 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:15.799 have waited for them and wasted everybody else this time, they're wrong. A 187 00:14:15.840 --> 00:14:18.879 plane won't wait for you. If you're late to a plane, too bad, 188 00:14:18.919 --> 00:14:20.879 they take off a trail. If I was there, that boat would 189 00:14:20.879 --> 00:14:26.840 have waited. Well, it would have waited if they were on a a 190 00:14:26.600 --> 00:14:33.679 tour that was approved by the ocean liner. If you were on an approved 191 00:14:35.200 --> 00:14:39.279 sightseeing thing or whatever through the through Norwegian, then they would have waited. 192 00:14:39.759 --> 00:14:43.159 But because it was a private tour, they were an hour late. And 193 00:14:43.200 --> 00:14:48.200 you're supposed to be back on the ship like forty five to an hour early, 194 00:14:48.279 --> 00:14:50.200 so technically they were like two hours late, okay, and then they 195 00:14:50.200 --> 00:14:54.519 have no room to talk exactly. Wow, we we actually agree on something 196 00:14:54.519 --> 00:14:58.919 we do. That's like incredible. Do you love me? This is strange. 197 00:14:58.919 --> 00:15:01.159 I feel like this wouldn't normally have not really, Brian, do you 198 00:15:01.159 --> 00:15:11.039 love me? Sure? If would you tell me that you love me? 199 00:15:13.360 --> 00:15:16.240 No comment? Oh great, okay, Eric, do you love me? 200 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:22.399 Yeah? Of course, of course. So I didn't hear you actually say 201 00:15:22.399 --> 00:15:26.879 it. It's so easy. You said I didn't say I love you? 202 00:15:28.039 --> 00:15:31.000 Laura? Oh well, producers Brian being a real bitch right now. That 203 00:15:31.039 --> 00:15:33.960 reminds me of someone else signed though, But Eric, I love you, 204 00:15:33.000 --> 00:15:39.080 I mean Laura, I love you. Thank you, Eric. Oh my 205 00:15:39.080 --> 00:15:43.320 god, I love you too. You'll never get me stayed on camera someone 206 00:15:43.360 --> 00:15:46.960 who looks like Laura. But you know what, I'm really going to save 207 00:15:48.039 --> 00:15:50.120 that tape. I'm going to save that tape. I have to apologize. 208 00:15:50.240 --> 00:15:54.360 I you know, now that I'm in my fifties, sixties, I shut 209 00:15:54.480 --> 00:16:00.519 up my fifties, I you know. And I don't get my period anymore. 210 00:16:00.840 --> 00:16:03.720 I'm starting to get all that facial hair that they talk about and it's 211 00:16:03.759 --> 00:16:08.000 just coming in so fast. I still get my period. God, I 212 00:16:08.039 --> 00:16:11.600 know you get your man period, what like once a week every day. 213 00:16:12.039 --> 00:16:17.639 Well, you had called those three companies usually that usually from two am to 214 00:16:17.679 --> 00:16:22.320 ten pm. I'm on my period. Oh my god. Yeah, Well, 215 00:16:22.360 --> 00:16:25.480 producer Briand do you have a host shot? Yeah? Yeah, I 216 00:16:25.559 --> 00:16:33.000 went. I went to the Lafayette Hotel yesterday for dinner and drinks. You 217 00:16:33.039 --> 00:16:36.440 did. It was great, It was good. It was It's very nice. 218 00:16:36.480 --> 00:16:38.759 Why don't you ever take me there? Eric, cause your best friend 219 00:16:38.840 --> 00:16:44.320 number ten I took best friend number one. You took Marla. Yeah, 220 00:16:44.799 --> 00:16:48.440 that was it was Marla. I took Marla. Well, if Marla was 221 00:16:48.480 --> 00:16:51.519 in town, I would have taken her because she is rich and lives in 222 00:16:51.639 --> 00:16:56.360 rich people town. So I went with somebody else. Do you know with 223 00:16:56.480 --> 00:16:59.679 Karen? Uh? You know, the name's not born. But they don't 224 00:16:59.679 --> 00:17:03.559 worry or they're they're higher rank than you on the friendship list. But anyways, 225 00:17:03.840 --> 00:17:07.079 Wow, incredible pool that I didn't swim in because you had to stay 226 00:17:07.079 --> 00:17:11.559 there in. The rooms are like six hundred bucks a night. But great 227 00:17:11.599 --> 00:17:15.839 hotel, bar, awesome restaurant that I didn't realize was going to be incredibly 228 00:17:15.880 --> 00:17:22.400 expensive, really expensive. It's oh I've heard about it looks like a Gothic 229 00:17:22.480 --> 00:17:26.559 church inside. It's really cools. The Fair. That's the first time you've 230 00:17:26.559 --> 00:17:32.359 sat the fair? A strange word. What do you think? I'm God 231 00:17:32.440 --> 00:17:36.599 doesn't care for me? Yes, produce your rye. Sometimes I think, 232 00:17:37.279 --> 00:17:42.799 No, Eric, don't I do? Pretty sure we're all feel a little 233 00:17:42.839 --> 00:17:48.119 off tonight. Yes, we're very off tonight, very not feeling like my 234 00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:52.920 normal facial hair hair that you guys, I'm very very sensitive tonight. I'm 235 00:17:52.119 --> 00:17:57.240 very No, that's normal, that's not different, super that's actually super like 236 00:17:57.279 --> 00:18:03.559 you should be less tonight, you know, I'm really Anyways, I have 237 00:18:03.640 --> 00:18:07.039 some pictures, but I'll just show the camera because Eric doesn't know technology. 238 00:18:07.559 --> 00:18:12.000 So oh yeah, that's Eric. You know you could have sent these to 239 00:18:12.039 --> 00:18:15.519 me like and I could have put them on. Does everyone see this? 240 00:18:17.200 --> 00:18:22.799 No, not even closed the tech. It's technology. Everyone can see. 241 00:18:22.279 --> 00:18:29.799 Let's see something. Here's the restaurant. Was that everyone need to see this 242 00:18:30.799 --> 00:18:33.960 technology? That Eric, right, It is so insane that I can use 243 00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:37.240 technology to hold a picture up and everyone around the world can see it. 244 00:18:37.559 --> 00:18:41.000 Literally, do see exact same thing? Best friend numbers seven and a half. 245 00:18:41.039 --> 00:18:45.119 Laura producer Brian like, what do you what do you make the podcast 246 00:18:45.200 --> 00:18:52.480 work? Show the picture? Producer Brian see beautiful? I can't. Anyways, 247 00:18:52.599 --> 00:18:56.680 it's really pretty Eric. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, the only one 248 00:18:56.680 --> 00:19:03.119 that's getting everybody's name straight. Yeah, I think so, Laura. Anyways, 249 00:19:03.200 --> 00:19:07.880 it was amazing. It was great. My friend knew one of the 250 00:19:07.960 --> 00:19:11.480 knew the hostess there, so we got some free drinks. Shout out to 251 00:19:11.480 --> 00:19:18.279 Marco's he was great. Play the weird time to give you a shoutoutcase at 252 00:19:18.319 --> 00:19:22.000 the Kiote and the Lafayette, it was great. And then we went to 253 00:19:22.240 --> 00:19:26.440 the hotel bar, which was awesome, very nice. A little bit of 254 00:19:26.440 --> 00:19:30.000 a bitches. The bartender's a little annoying. I didn't talk to the manager 255 00:19:30.039 --> 00:19:34.079 this time because I just wanted to get my drink. Pretty expensive, it's 256 00:19:34.079 --> 00:19:41.400 pretty expensive to go out nowadays. Dinner for two was one hundred odd dollars. 257 00:19:41.200 --> 00:19:45.640 Did you have drinks? The drinks for two were forty two bucks? 258 00:19:45.799 --> 00:19:48.200 How many did you have? One each? So it was a total of 259 00:19:48.200 --> 00:19:51.559 two drinks? WHOA? You never take me out to dinner anymore? Eric, 260 00:19:52.319 --> 00:19:55.039 Well, once you hit top three again, we'll see. I'll reevaluate 261 00:19:55.079 --> 00:19:57.519 that. Okay. I mean, you're, of course your top three, 262 00:19:57.599 --> 00:20:00.039 but you gotta be top two, your top one. I don't know. 263 00:20:02.319 --> 00:20:06.720 You're so busy working doing your traffic gig. I know, god, I'm 264 00:20:06.960 --> 00:20:11.400 very very busy. I was busy all weekend, you know, working. 265 00:20:11.680 --> 00:20:15.720 What's the best thing that happened to you this weekend? Besides getting my lips 266 00:20:15.759 --> 00:20:18.799 cut caught in my dress, that's what it sounds like, the worst thing, 267 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:21.839 Oh my god. The best thing that happened to me this weekend was 268 00:20:21.880 --> 00:20:26.480 I did another audition. Oh no, yeah, And do you think you 269 00:20:26.519 --> 00:20:33.160 could do a little totally, totally I could. I played I played a 270 00:20:33.880 --> 00:20:40.519 washed up porn star who is now a mom of three. Mm hmmmm, 271 00:20:40.960 --> 00:20:45.920 yeah, I thought you were playing a character. Well, I don't have 272 00:20:45.960 --> 00:20:48.480 three kids. I only have two, well three, counting counting you, 273 00:20:49.160 --> 00:20:56.799 yes, counting me. I thought, Oh no, I'm your future husband. 274 00:20:57.039 --> 00:21:00.359 Yes. No, you guys are going to live together, right, 275 00:21:00.599 --> 00:21:03.319 that's right, we are going to live together. We are going to live 276 00:21:03.359 --> 00:21:07.119 together. And now, Eric, you're gonna have to shave me on top 277 00:21:07.160 --> 00:21:11.240 of everything else, because I can't stop this haircualry. If you shave me, 278 00:21:11.400 --> 00:21:18.880 I'm done. Easy. You don't stop it easy. So do I 279 00:21:18.880 --> 00:21:22.920 get a host chat? Well, we don't usually give producer Brian a host 280 00:21:22.960 --> 00:21:27.240 chat. I thought you'd like to hear part of my dialogue from my Oh 281 00:21:27.319 --> 00:21:32.359 god, of course, Sorry Brian, Sorry, we have real brat How 282 00:21:32.720 --> 00:21:34.559 you are just trying to rush things, you guys? I worked all day, 283 00:21:34.640 --> 00:21:38.960 okay, sitting editing videos. That sounds like a hard job. I'm 284 00:21:40.039 --> 00:21:45.279 really really freaking hard. I worked all day. There's a trash can on 285 00:21:45.319 --> 00:21:48.680 the eight o five north. Everybody stay clear. I mean, how hello? 286 00:21:49.440 --> 00:21:52.799 You know I was listening to the radio this morning, and there was 287 00:21:52.799 --> 00:21:55.960 traffic, and I went, I should go see if Flora's talking about it, 288 00:21:56.119 --> 00:22:00.839 so I would jumped on the radio. Nothing betrayed me. Peep for 289 00:22:00.039 --> 00:22:03.680 Laura Kane. Maybe she was off at that time, or maybe I was 290 00:22:03.720 --> 00:22:06.400 off at that time. I might have been on a break. She was. 291 00:22:06.440 --> 00:22:10.079 Probably you were probably in the back rooms doing more auditions. I probably, 292 00:22:10.079 --> 00:22:12.240 Well, I can't do that on company time, but you do. 293 00:22:12.680 --> 00:22:15.720 So what was the audition? Are you gonna are you gonna like give us 294 00:22:15.759 --> 00:22:22.400 some lines or yeah? Okay. The movie has an awesome title. What 295 00:22:22.720 --> 00:22:33.000 it's called Milf Money? Okay, And I play a retired porn star who 296 00:22:33.039 --> 00:22:41.680 did all the milf stuff and my boyfriend finds out about my porn past. 297 00:22:41.759 --> 00:22:45.039 Oh no, okay, I'll be the boyfriend if you want to be the 298 00:22:45.559 --> 00:22:51.240 okay, So here just read here, read this off my phone. I 299 00:22:51.319 --> 00:22:55.880 have the you know, I have the Yeah, I have the script on 300 00:22:55.960 --> 00:23:00.200 my phone. So just just read write there okay, okay, yeah, 301 00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:06.839 okay, and and I'll tell you exactly. Thank you all for all the 302 00:23:06.839 --> 00:23:14.079 hearts, guys, Oh my god, so great aways. Okay, bitch, 303 00:23:14.200 --> 00:23:18.920 I just found out that you have sucked dick a lot on TV Internet 304 00:23:18.960 --> 00:23:26.000 TV. What the hell, gar It's not true. My name's not Garrett. 305 00:23:27.200 --> 00:23:33.359 Is that the last guy you stooped? I'm Ralph. Do you even 306 00:23:33.400 --> 00:23:37.920 remember my name? Ralph? Maybe you still do adult films? Ralph Garrett, 307 00:23:37.640 --> 00:23:41.359 listen, sit, it is my middle name. I forgot. I 308 00:23:41.480 --> 00:23:45.799 know. I always call you Garrett, baby doll. I mean, I 309 00:23:47.000 --> 00:23:51.880 can't be held responsible for my past. I had to do what I needed 310 00:23:51.920 --> 00:23:56.720 to do to get through nursing school. You're not a nurse. I was 311 00:23:56.839 --> 00:24:00.039 going to be see. That was pretty good. That was right there, 312 00:24:00.160 --> 00:24:06.400 right there? You like that? That was actually believable. Disagree with that? 313 00:24:07.240 --> 00:24:11.880 It seemed a little seemed a little woody to me. Would okay? 314 00:24:11.000 --> 00:24:17.359 I have a host chat. So it's a show I watched this weekend. 315 00:24:18.799 --> 00:24:26.079 It was very much up my alley because it's a like a film noir ish 316 00:24:26.279 --> 00:24:29.039 Eric, can you get a little closer to me here? Not in the 317 00:24:29.039 --> 00:24:32.440 camera? Very thank you. We want to this show to be professional. 318 00:24:32.480 --> 00:24:38.680 Thank you. It is called Ripley. It's on Netflix and it's shot completely 319 00:24:38.720 --> 00:24:44.400 in black and white and white or post production produced at black and white. 320 00:24:44.559 --> 00:24:48.720 Uh, Eric, I didn't know you knew that much about film behind the 321 00:24:48.759 --> 00:24:52.319 scenes. Well, I've been on so many film sets, that's true. 322 00:24:52.359 --> 00:24:56.160 I forgot. I forgot. Okay, well I don't. I don't know 323 00:24:56.200 --> 00:25:00.599 the answer to that. I'm I'm assuming that producer Brian no, I'm assuming 324 00:25:00.680 --> 00:25:07.440 No. I believe it was authentically black and white film. I don't know. 325 00:25:07.839 --> 00:25:08.720 I mean, I do know, but I'm not going to tell you 326 00:25:08.759 --> 00:25:12.880 because I don't feel like explain it to you right now. That's fair anyway. 327 00:25:14.680 --> 00:25:19.039 The story now, look, it's slow, but it's good. I'm 328 00:25:19.039 --> 00:25:23.920 out. It's six episodes, it's a limited series, and the shots are 329 00:25:25.640 --> 00:25:32.160 so incredibly beautiful and artistic. And I think that Laura, I don't think 330 00:25:32.200 --> 00:25:36.960 you'd be a fan Eric for sure, because you appreciate the finer things in 331 00:25:37.000 --> 00:25:41.240 life, of course, like my favorite movie, The body Man's hit Man's 332 00:25:41.279 --> 00:25:45.799 Bodyguard's Wife. Oh in three d Oh my god, that sounds so stupid. 333 00:25:45.960 --> 00:25:49.720 What's your favorite who's your favorite artist? Again? I'm sorry, Kelly 334 00:25:49.720 --> 00:26:00.880 Clarkson or her mistress? Uh, miss Bernard ch Miss Bernard Bernard songstresses har 335 00:26:00.920 --> 00:26:03.680 Donna, the way her boobs sit in that little corset she wears. Oh 336 00:26:03.720 --> 00:26:07.240 my god, you guys are so ridiculous, Laura. It looks like you're 337 00:26:07.359 --> 00:26:14.440 a melting on the count right. You should see my ass crack. My 338 00:26:14.599 --> 00:26:19.039 vagina is so wet. Oh my god. Please please, as your producer, 339 00:26:19.519 --> 00:26:22.599 I beg you please, Let's not go down that rabbit hole. Okay, 340 00:26:22.759 --> 00:26:26.200 guys, I'm trying to. Let's just try to be like, you 341 00:26:26.200 --> 00:26:33.440 know, cool. My my underwear just slid hot. Okay, if I 342 00:26:33.519 --> 00:26:37.839 was wearing any Eric, yes, producer, Brian shut up with Laura. 343 00:26:38.559 --> 00:26:42.079 Why are you answering for Eric? Geez? Oh? Sorry, guess what. 344 00:26:44.000 --> 00:26:47.799 It's the Daily Dirt. It is, indeed, and there is a 345 00:26:47.839 --> 00:26:49.839 lot of boring news I need to bring you. Oh my god, stuff 346 00:26:49.880 --> 00:26:52.759 is so important. If you didn't know immediately, you wouldn't care afterwards. 347 00:26:55.000 --> 00:27:00.119 Okay. Number one country artist Morgan Wallam was arrested for throwing a chair from 348 00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:07.599 a rooftop bar in Nashville. I heard about that. Why who's Morgan? 349 00:27:07.720 --> 00:27:10.559 Was Dick. He's like a country artist. He's like, he's huge, 350 00:27:11.200 --> 00:27:15.519 a huge country art. Hate country music, country music. I know, 351 00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:19.799 but I know who people are because I actually watched the news. Unlike somebody 352 00:27:19.799 --> 00:27:23.599 else. I know there political news. I know that for a fact. 353 00:27:23.720 --> 00:27:29.759 Excuse me, I'm a huge Elton John fan and the things are just falling 354 00:27:29.759 --> 00:27:32.359 off my Yes. Of course, though last time you went to Elton John 355 00:27:32.400 --> 00:27:34.759 concert you left after thirty minutes. Yes, Brian, I had some shopping 356 00:27:34.799 --> 00:27:41.640 to do. I need to get like an Elton John pillow. Yes. 357 00:27:42.000 --> 00:27:47.400 Anyways, moving on, wrote the new Romeo and Juliette movie Coming Out, 358 00:27:47.720 --> 00:27:55.079 director slams barrage of racial abuse towards star Francesca am A Wooda Rivers. They 359 00:27:55.240 --> 00:27:59.480 cast a Tom Holland and this new lady who is African American, and everyone 360 00:27:59.559 --> 00:28:03.079 is not happy with that. So the director is everybody just get real chilled 361 00:28:03.119 --> 00:28:07.920 the break out. That's right. That's a little heavy even news topic for 362 00:28:07.960 --> 00:28:11.720 our show. That just seems a little like that wouldn't happen these days, 363 00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:15.880 you know, like, what, what's the what's the big uproar? Why? 364 00:28:15.000 --> 00:28:18.480 Why? What's the problem. I'm surprised. Producer Brian's on our side 365 00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:25.200 always say he was a huge racist. I know, thanks a lot. 366 00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:33.599 Anyways, Oddly, my phone didn't recognize my face. You look at you 367 00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:36.519 don't look at day over thirty five, darling, Thank you, Eric, 368 00:28:36.599 --> 00:28:41.680 God you're thirty five hundred years. You're so sweet to me. Anyways. 369 00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:45.079 Jonathan Majors, who was attached, was a star of the Marvel universe, 370 00:28:47.319 --> 00:28:52.039 but he was dropped after he was convicted of domestic assault. But he was 371 00:28:52.119 --> 00:28:57.240 just sentenced by avoided jail time. Jonathan Major's that is, he beat his 372 00:28:57.279 --> 00:29:03.559 girlfriend or I'm sorry, domestic assaulted his girlfriend Grace Jabbardi in the back of 373 00:29:03.559 --> 00:29:06.680 their car last March, but he was only required to do fifty two weeks 374 00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:14.400 of in person therapy. Interesting. Wow, shocking is that it were? 375 00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:18.200 Oh good, Jesus, do you have you know who Stephen Baldwin is? 376 00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:22.240 Yeah? Did you maybe? Did you hear about his daughter? Tell me 377 00:29:22.279 --> 00:29:29.160 about it? She was arrested. She was arrested at a nightclub because she 378 00:29:29.359 --> 00:29:33.039 got into a fight with one of the bartenders and she pulled out her tampon 379 00:29:33.079 --> 00:29:37.279 and threw it and then she punched a bouncer in the face. Shocked, 380 00:29:37.279 --> 00:29:41.400 I didn't hear that news. Yeah, Oh, here's a big one. 381 00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:48.200 Sasha barre Conan and Isla Fisher divorcing fourteen Oh way, no way. Why 382 00:29:48.440 --> 00:29:52.319 if I was straight, I would hit up I would hit up Ela Fisher 383 00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:56.880 so fat, big time. She is so stinking sexy? What happened my 384 00:29:56.880 --> 00:29:59.880 mistress? If she could die it, Eric, why don't you just get 385 00:29:59.880 --> 00:30:07.759 a real I would she knows? I exist, she'd be She'd be Isla 386 00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:15.240 Rimmer Fisher. Huh, she'd be Isla Fisher Rimmer. Oh, Isla Fisher 387 00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:21.039 Rimmer. Anyways, there you does it really matter? I'll take her if 388 00:30:21.039 --> 00:30:25.720 it helps. Uh. Cole brings plenty star or an actor in the hit 389 00:30:25.799 --> 00:30:29.920 show nineteen twenty three, the prequel to Yellowstone, was found dead at twenty 390 00:30:29.960 --> 00:30:33.720 seven oh in the middle of the woods, not far from his car. 391 00:30:33.519 --> 00:30:37.279 No cause of death has been reported. They have no clue. Oh no, 392 00:30:37.559 --> 00:30:42.880 Johnson County, Johnston County, Kansas. No freaking nowhere. That sound 393 00:30:44.279 --> 00:30:48.759 don't get to Kansas. Oh way, I say. Oh, And shockingly, 394 00:30:48.279 --> 00:30:55.519 Lizzo is actually not quitting music now, she's just quitting negative energy. 395 00:30:55.599 --> 00:31:00.240 I quit that show show, honey, what shoe? That's what I live 396 00:31:00.279 --> 00:31:02.559 on, man, I wish you would quit. That's what I live on. 397 00:31:02.599 --> 00:31:07.960 Negative energy. Speaking of which, uh, well, no, keep 398 00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:14.000 going, keep going. Sorry sorry? Actually, actually did you hear about 399 00:31:14.079 --> 00:31:19.519 Kiss? They're sell their whole catalog, their catalog of their music and everything. 400 00:31:19.640 --> 00:31:27.480 Kiss related for three hundred million dollars to some uh some company called Pophouse 401 00:31:27.640 --> 00:31:33.519 Entertainment, and now they're going to develop a hologram show. So those dudes 402 00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:36.440 don't even have to perform. They're going to be holograms. Now, could 403 00:31:36.920 --> 00:31:40.759 that? Yeah? That way, I wouldn't have to drive all the way 404 00:31:40.759 --> 00:31:41.759 in here. It would be great as long as I have to wear underwear. 405 00:31:42.440 --> 00:31:47.039 Yeah. Actually, and I could just do my traffic reports twenty four 406 00:31:47.079 --> 00:31:52.759 seven from your bed lord. You would love that. I know. Oh 407 00:31:52.799 --> 00:31:53.920 my god. I wouldn't even have to get out of bed. I feel 408 00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:59.880 like I could do anyway. It's like Chill twenty four to seven. Also, 409 00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:01.680 I have one more piece of this. One's a little more interesting. 410 00:32:01.960 --> 00:32:07.839 So there's a there's a famous set of conjoined twins name Brittany and Abby Hensel, 411 00:32:08.599 --> 00:32:13.480 and they just got married one of them. Did I heard this? 412 00:32:13.559 --> 00:32:16.599 So the big question is are they doing it? What's the other twins doing? 413 00:32:16.839 --> 00:32:21.799 One probably does anal and the other one takes it the regular way. 414 00:32:22.519 --> 00:32:27.319 That's not really how their heads are aligned. But well, they they're saying 415 00:32:27.359 --> 00:32:32.160 that two heads one body. They're saying that if they she's feeling if one 416 00:32:32.759 --> 00:32:37.240 she's feeling it. They're both feeling. Both brains are feeling. Let me 417 00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:39.880 just read their statement. Okay, this is what they said on x formally 418 00:32:39.920 --> 00:32:44.160 Twitter, because everyone is asking, We're just going to tell you. Yes, 419 00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:45.759 I have sex with my husband. Yes, I go down on him. 420 00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:50.200 I guess her face is just also kind of there. Yes, my 421 00:32:50.279 --> 00:32:52.960 sister Brittany is there. Yes, my sister organ and orgasm is one. 422 00:32:53.680 --> 00:32:57.559 But when I sleep with my husband, she's usually reading a book, or 423 00:32:57.559 --> 00:33:00.359 for listening to a true crime podcast, or she just puts the pleasure out 424 00:33:00.359 --> 00:33:07.880 of her mind. How does one just listen to a podcast? Well ahead 425 00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:12.160 also attached? You just casually getting plow next to you? Hold on? 426 00:33:13.799 --> 00:33:16.240 How do you read a book if you've got to? Are you just like 427 00:33:17.359 --> 00:33:22.839 hold on? Are you just like with another feast? Basically? Now, 428 00:33:22.880 --> 00:33:29.799 look, if you grew up like that, you know how to detach yourself, 429 00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:36.079 I would think medically speaking, of course, medically speaking, detach yourself, 430 00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:38.400 I don't know. Yeah, why don't you guys just separate from a 431 00:33:38.400 --> 00:33:42.319 minute? Jesus? I mean, does the one close her eyes? I 432 00:33:42.319 --> 00:33:45.680 don't get it, probably, But my question is how awkward was it losing 433 00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:51.960 their virginity and they had never done that before. And did the guy who 434 00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:58.000 did that? Was he sleeping with two people or just one? Two two 435 00:33:58.279 --> 00:34:07.200 brains? But two people, two brains. You have two individuals. But 436 00:34:07.319 --> 00:34:10.199 does one of the brains like it in the butt and one likes it in 437 00:34:10.239 --> 00:34:15.920 the I don't know. I don't know what happens when the other one wants 438 00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:17.840 to get married? Well, this is I know right, Okay, man, 439 00:34:17.880 --> 00:34:22.079 you're having sex with my wife? No, it's my wife. Here's 440 00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:28.000 my question, like, if he's going downtown, do they both like are 441 00:34:28.039 --> 00:34:31.400 they both like? Yeah? That's what That's what the statement said. That 442 00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:35.239 would be weird. That would be like having a stereo. Yeah. What 443 00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:39.320 I'm curious is as a man, Eric, Well, no, you wouldn't 444 00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:43.800 let me answer this. Let me answer this, Okay, okay, okay, 445 00:34:43.920 --> 00:34:47.800 okay, as a man, yes, straight man, I think it 446 00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:53.119 would be fantastic to have two women orgasm at the same time. From just 447 00:34:53.440 --> 00:34:59.960 me you, yes, I think it would be fantastic. As mine. 448 00:35:00.280 --> 00:35:02.920 I think you would actually hate that. Brian. I'm calling your mom and 449 00:35:02.920 --> 00:35:07.159 telling her what you just said. Oh God, he's gonna love that. 450 00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:14.079 Don't worry. I'll I'll don't worry, Laura. I'm gonna send this to 451 00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:19.159 Brian's my mom. I'm gonna send this to my mom. Only the good 452 00:35:19.199 --> 00:35:22.000 stuff, only the good stuff, stuff about the show. Ripley. She'll 453 00:35:22.079 --> 00:35:24.039 like that. Oh yeah, I'm sure she will. Anyway, I follow 454 00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:29.920 your mom and she follows me, and she loves me, so yeah yeah, 455 00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:32.199 oh yeah, Brian's mom loves me. Yeah. She told me that 456 00:35:32.239 --> 00:35:37.639 you like everything she posts. Oh, I totally do. It's not weird. 457 00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:42.519 Yeah. Anyways, what I thought was most interesting about these conjoined twins 458 00:35:42.519 --> 00:35:45.079 is she says that she also goes down in her husband, which means the 459 00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:49.280 sister trying to listen to the true crime podcast is just bobbing up in the 460 00:35:49.320 --> 00:35:54.000 water while she's trying to enjoy her podcast. Again. Detachment, detachment, 461 00:35:54.480 --> 00:35:58.719 detachment. Well, those those heads are stuck together, so I don't know 462 00:35:58.719 --> 00:36:01.159 how much you can attach. Okay, I guess if one got tired of 463 00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:05.760 giving a blowjob, the other one would just I don't think that. I 464 00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:12.960 don't think they'd take turns now ken Okay, time out, time out? 465 00:36:13.119 --> 00:36:17.800 Okay, Producer Brian May I join the couch, and can we actually talk 466 00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:22.320 about the eclipse in real life, our real life beings. Well, Brian, 467 00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:25.559 there's really not want to join the couch for where are you gonna sit 468 00:36:27.000 --> 00:36:29.960 right in between both of you? That's okay, you can stay where you're 469 00:36:29.960 --> 00:36:32.639 at, but that people on Instagram can't see me, and that's not fair 470 00:36:32.880 --> 00:36:37.360 to people on Instagram. That's okay, we keep it that way. Never 471 00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:39.199 had the problem with it before. Actually, I mean I never want me 472 00:36:39.239 --> 00:36:42.639 to do, Brian, like do everything on the show. Do you want 473 00:36:42.639 --> 00:36:45.400 me to go over there and run the controls while you're up here? Well, 474 00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:46.559 that would be a nightmare of Laura. If you ran the controls, 475 00:36:46.599 --> 00:36:49.920 Laura, I bet the show would be a ship show. Now it probably 476 00:36:49.920 --> 00:36:53.159 would. Jesus, hey, has a show been running fine so far for 477 00:36:53.199 --> 00:36:58.440 the most part, For the most part, Yes, Brian, you always 478 00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:01.760 do a bang up job. Usually not tonight totally. Anyways, I did 479 00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:07.400 watch the eclipse though, so did I. And you know what, I 480 00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:10.079 made one of those little boxes, those little like things you do in a 481 00:37:10.400 --> 00:37:15.039 oh you oh where did you get those? Amazon? And I can't see 482 00:37:15.039 --> 00:37:19.360 a thing more? Eric, Those are so cool? Okay, wait, 483 00:37:19.360 --> 00:37:22.559 wait, we want to wear a pair? Oh? I really wanted some 484 00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:27.119 of those sixteen bucks for three. Downside is I can't see a fucking thing 485 00:37:27.199 --> 00:37:30.280 right now. God, that's what I need. Did you see the eclipse? 486 00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:31.679 I did? I did? Was it cool? Was it worth the 487 00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:35.760 sixteen dollars? Yeah? Sure, It's one of those things that if you 488 00:37:35.840 --> 00:37:38.400 see it, great if you If you don't, you'll be bummed for about 489 00:37:38.559 --> 00:37:44.679 two minutes and then you'll forget about it. Well okay, oh wow, 490 00:37:45.719 --> 00:37:47.920 is it completely blacked out? The only thing I can see is very faintly 491 00:37:47.960 --> 00:37:52.239 those lamps. I can't. Oh yeah, I can barely see. That's 492 00:37:52.239 --> 00:37:55.800 literally and the ring a little bit. So good. Your skin is so 493 00:37:55.840 --> 00:38:00.719 smooth, Thank you you? Okay, so dark? Are you doing black 494 00:38:00.719 --> 00:38:06.480 face? Totally? Here's what I did. So. I didn't prepare because 495 00:38:06.519 --> 00:38:09.199 I just didn't. I don't know. But I was reading on Sunday night 496 00:38:10.280 --> 00:38:16.639 that the peak of the eclipse was at eleven eleven exactly, and that supposedly 497 00:38:16.920 --> 00:38:21.559 is a magical number if you believe. But Laura, if you believe with 498 00:38:21.719 --> 00:38:23.719 Laura things, I'm surprised you're even reading that, Producer, Ryan jo, 499 00:38:23.880 --> 00:38:27.400 No, it just happened to be on my feed. I mean I didn't 500 00:38:27.400 --> 00:38:31.440 want to read in it, but uh, so I decided, you know, 501 00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:37.000 why not, I'm how what I'm gonna be forty almost fifty by the 502 00:38:37.039 --> 00:38:40.960 next by the time this happens again, I don't forty four. So anyway, 503 00:38:42.800 --> 00:38:45.920 I decided, I'm just going to go out and sit outside and see 504 00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:49.840 if it gets darker or you know, feels cooler, or if I can 505 00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:53.159 feel the actual sun getting less and less and less. And I made one 506 00:38:53.159 --> 00:38:58.440 of those boxes and you prick a hole in it and you look in the 507 00:38:58.480 --> 00:39:04.199 box and you can see it. I can't see for shit right now, 508 00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:07.119 Like my eyes are messed up. I did not look at the sun. 509 00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:12.400 I did not look directly at the eclipse. But I looked in the box 510 00:39:13.000 --> 00:39:16.960 at the little pinhole at the sun. And I'm not kidding. My eyes 511 00:39:17.000 --> 00:39:20.519 are screwed right now. Wait with the pinhole, you're supposed to look at 512 00:39:20.559 --> 00:39:23.480 the projection of the pinholes. I did anything else. I did down into 513 00:39:23.599 --> 00:39:27.159 the box. It doesn't make sense, I know, but I know it 514 00:39:27.199 --> 00:39:31.559 doesn't make sense. I did not look at the side, I really didn't, 515 00:39:31.599 --> 00:39:36.039 but oh my god, I stared at that, at that projection. 516 00:39:36.079 --> 00:39:37.840 I looked down in the box. I put the white thing on the box 517 00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:40.679 at the right at the bottom, and then I covered half of it and 518 00:39:40.760 --> 00:39:44.599 I poked the hole and you could see the little thing and you could see 519 00:39:44.599 --> 00:39:51.440 that little moon shaped sun parts as it was going, as the full effect 520 00:39:51.559 --> 00:39:57.639 was happening. And then still right now, I like, one eye sees 521 00:39:58.159 --> 00:40:01.039 blurry, one eye sees like kind of a cross eye. I feel crazy 522 00:40:01.159 --> 00:40:05.199 you you looked at it wrong. Yeah, normally, Producer Brian, I 523 00:40:05.239 --> 00:40:07.159 feel like you'd be smarter than that. Yeah. I thought I was being 524 00:40:07.199 --> 00:40:10.480 smart. I didn't, I swear did and look at the sun my Thursday 525 00:40:10.480 --> 00:40:16.159 show. He'll be back to his normal Yeah, I think so. Oh 526 00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:22.800 did uh producer Brian bring his dong or something? That's what's going on anyway. 527 00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:30.199 Uh So that was pretty cool. I'm surprised, Laura that you did 528 00:40:30.239 --> 00:40:37.880 not go out into the sun and and and like magically infuse your crystals or 529 00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:39.760 something. Yeah. I'm surprised you also didn't stare directly at into it. 530 00:40:39.800 --> 00:40:45.320 Considering producer Brian, I was very busy at work. Where do you work 531 00:40:45.400 --> 00:40:47.800 doing what job? iHeartRadio? Oh you worked there? Yes, I was 532 00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:52.119 doing the traffic. You just had a gig? No? No, no, 533 00:40:52.320 --> 00:40:59.119 you mean my my part time acting yes, no, no, no, 534 00:40:59.119 --> 00:41:00.719 no no, that was just to reading that I did. She hasn't 535 00:41:00.719 --> 00:41:04.880 gotten any gigs yet, Okay, I know, but I'm sure hoping that 536 00:41:04.920 --> 00:41:08.119 I get this milk one. You look a lot like a milk I know. 537 00:41:08.360 --> 00:41:12.840 I mean, you, guys, your hair looks kind of cute. 538 00:41:13.719 --> 00:41:19.719 Oh wait, I wouldn't say that, never weird. God, thank you, 539 00:41:19.760 --> 00:41:22.159 producer Bride. God, you've got such a good eye hair. I'm 540 00:41:22.159 --> 00:41:25.239 gonna come over just so people on Instagram can see what I look like like. 541 00:41:25.239 --> 00:41:29.880 Producer Brian is dying for some attention. I am dying for some attention. 542 00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:34.400 I know. Wait, God, that's so sweet of you to wear. 543 00:41:38.159 --> 00:41:46.440 I'm going to sit on this dog Elvis. I'm not gonna fart anyway. 544 00:41:46.719 --> 00:41:51.360 I mean, hi, guys, don't fart on my dog. Okay, 545 00:41:51.559 --> 00:41:54.400 So we should probably end this because it's been too long, unless you 546 00:41:54.400 --> 00:41:58.760 guys have something else you want to talk about. I mean, I'm trying 547 00:41:58.760 --> 00:42:00.599 to be a producer. I'm trying to be a better producer to you guys, 548 00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:05.079 because you know I'm almost here two years now. I know. Oh 549 00:42:05.199 --> 00:42:07.800 my gosh, you guys, Jana Reeves is coming. Apparently I was based 550 00:42:07.840 --> 00:42:14.199 on things I maybe know, but can't really. Almost May. Right next 551 00:42:14.280 --> 00:42:20.119 month, we're having a big anniversary party for Brian. There's going to be 552 00:42:20.239 --> 00:42:24.199 some very interesting things happening, like we're hoping to have it at Sequan. 553 00:42:24.800 --> 00:42:30.440 We love Sequon, we love Sequon. I know you're working on that. 554 00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:34.599 How's that coming? I am It's coming along great? Is there? Yes? 555 00:42:35.039 --> 00:42:39.679 Yes, Brian is going to be so excited. I bet I thought 556 00:42:39.679 --> 00:42:45.199 there was another occasion for the party as well. I don't think, seeing 557 00:42:45.199 --> 00:42:47.760 as it was be on the twenty fourth of me. Oh yeah, it's 558 00:42:49.079 --> 00:42:52.599 my birthday. Oh no, we're doing that different day. Yes, it's 559 00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:59.400 going to be my birthday in Brian's anniversary and I want everybody to be there. 560 00:42:59.480 --> 00:43:05.039 It's going to be super fun. And you know, Brian's second anniversary, 561 00:43:05.400 --> 00:43:16.280 my sixtieth birthday. I thought there was. I mean, I'm trying 562 00:43:16.280 --> 00:43:22.280 to be cool here. I'm trying to be cool, dude, I'm not 563 00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:31.280 even getting drive Vagina. What else did you say, Harry Vagina and Zipper 564 00:43:35.679 --> 00:43:38.840 awfully crashed and weren't listening. I didn't say that I had a drive Vagina, 565 00:43:39.119 --> 00:43:49.199 But how did you know? I I s not say that I had 566 00:43:49.199 --> 00:43:53.719 to drive China. But it does sound like whatever I have to do anything. 567 00:43:53.840 --> 00:44:00.360 Rather, it does sound like I'm just crunching up a handful of leaves. 568 00:44:04.079 --> 00:44:09.320 I would know. I swing everywhere I go. I know we all 569 00:44:09.400 --> 00:44:15.920 know that you don't have uh we're underwear, and that you have baby big 570 00:44:15.000 --> 00:44:21.039 junk, Laura. I just I just want to get a gander at that 571 00:44:21.280 --> 00:44:24.280 dress full force. Can you stand up please? Well, it's new, 572 00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:30.840 it came I would love to see it. It came from a grals. 573 00:44:30.000 --> 00:44:43.079 Uh, okay, let's see. Look at your body. Your boob's kind 574 00:44:43.079 --> 00:44:49.320 of looking at Look at your body. Wow, I've been working out and 575 00:44:50.880 --> 00:44:59.960 yeah, it's you can and see that just the hairy butthole of your Cleavid, 576 00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:05.480 your pads are coming out, by the way. Oh god, you're 577 00:45:05.480 --> 00:45:08.000 a disaster, a complete disaster. Time to go see doctor Wheedler again, 578 00:45:08.079 --> 00:45:10.920 I know. Oh my god, you guys, I think it was a 579 00:45:10.960 --> 00:45:15.679 different doctor that did doctor Swiston. There you go, Thank you doctor Swiston 580 00:45:16.119 --> 00:45:22.360 for these babies. Yeah, all right, guys, I think it's time 581 00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:25.440 to wrap up the show because we're like going on almost an hour now. 582 00:45:25.599 --> 00:45:29.480 Oh my god, we had so much to talk about, you guys. 583 00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:35.639 We have to talk about what else? I don't know. Wow, you 584 00:45:35.719 --> 00:45:42.079 seem really unprepared. Yeah, really, you know it? Eric? Are 585 00:45:42.079 --> 00:45:45.400 you going to go back to Ross with me to return this? Oh? 586 00:45:45.440 --> 00:45:47.320 I don't know. I you know, lasked my waiting there. They gave 587 00:45:47.360 --> 00:45:52.199 me dirty looks because I may have broken several toilets in the process of you 588 00:45:52.239 --> 00:45:59.840 trying on that dress? Do you think that that dress being worn by you, 589 00:46:00.119 --> 00:46:05.480 Laura sweating in it and everything, is the one of the worst things 590 00:46:05.519 --> 00:46:07.559 ever returned to Ross? What do you think is one of the worst things 591 00:46:07.599 --> 00:46:10.719 ever returned to Ross? I think it'd be worse if I wore it with 592 00:46:10.760 --> 00:46:14.519 my sweaty butt crack syndrome, with everything. Oh my god, Eric, 593 00:46:14.559 --> 00:46:17.320 you would probably you would probably look so good in this. Probably. I 594 00:46:17.320 --> 00:46:20.920 mean we are pretty much the same size. I bet we would look pretty 595 00:46:20.920 --> 00:46:23.719 similar if I was wearing if Eric me erk Rimer was wearing it, you 596 00:46:23.760 --> 00:46:29.800 would, you would probably. We're both like a size for at least. 597 00:46:29.960 --> 00:46:34.360 Yeah, totally. I really would like to know. Ryan would never say 598 00:46:34.360 --> 00:46:40.440 that? What what what would you like to say? I want to see 599 00:46:40.440 --> 00:46:52.679 the underwear you're wearing store behind it considering that or is it just too obscene. 600 00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:58.960 Well it can you, Sharon stonis a little bit maybe because you said, 601 00:46:59.599 --> 00:47:01.079 Laura, did you take your underwear off before we No, no, 602 00:47:01.079 --> 00:47:05.199 no, I want to say that I have that were the case, I 603 00:47:05.239 --> 00:47:09.719 mean, producer Brian, that's kind of personal because you know, I have 604 00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:15.440 on my special Monday underwear, which are for when I go out on my 605 00:47:16.639 --> 00:47:22.440 tender dates after the show. Right, no action because that can't physically happen, 606 00:47:22.599 --> 00:47:28.559 you know, with it being kind of without my monostat seven right now, 607 00:47:29.400 --> 00:47:36.360 it is rather dry. By the way, I don't remember what it's 608 00:47:36.360 --> 00:47:40.360 called. You probably have that too. I'm glad that you know. But 609 00:47:42.480 --> 00:47:45.840 my underwear, I have underwear that says different things on it. My my 610 00:47:45.920 --> 00:47:52.760 Monday underwear says choking hazard on it. Oh god, it would be a 611 00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:57.119 real treat, a real treat. Or is it too obscene? Honestly? 612 00:47:57.800 --> 00:48:01.039 Well, we want to see his camel toe? Yeah, I don't really 613 00:48:01.079 --> 00:48:04.880 want you to see my camera. I don't want to see choking hazard with 614 00:48:04.920 --> 00:48:08.039 the How about this? I didn't lord give those wait didn't wait, I 615 00:48:08.039 --> 00:48:12.199 don't know. Now. I gave them. I gave them to Eric, 616 00:48:12.719 --> 00:48:15.760 oh yes, for Christmas, and then I gave them back to you clearly. 617 00:48:15.920 --> 00:48:19.000 Yeah, and you gave them back to me when you found out that 618 00:48:19.039 --> 00:48:21.920 I had to drive Vagina. Oh my god, I hate both of you, 619 00:48:22.039 --> 00:48:25.840 right, it's so bad, so bad. I do after after the 620 00:48:25.880 --> 00:48:29.320 show, on Thursday's show, I'll give them back to you, Eric, 621 00:48:29.320 --> 00:48:31.960 and you can hold them up and show everybody what I was wearing. Once 622 00:48:32.000 --> 00:48:37.239 I grow some facial hair again, maybe there might be some like old leaves 623 00:48:37.239 --> 00:48:43.119 in there. I'm going to cut you know what, Hey, what am 624 00:48:43.159 --> 00:48:45.599 I doing? I've controlled this show. I can just cut this off right 625 00:48:45.639 --> 00:48:47.480 now. Why haven't I cut it off? I know? Oh we have 626 00:48:47.559 --> 00:48:53.480 to lock out? Yeah? Yeah, so are we locking out? Yeah? 627 00:48:53.679 --> 00:48:58.800 I think that's time. Thank God, because I need to so wrap 628 00:48:58.840 --> 00:49:04.280 it up. Oh my god. Thank you everybody for watching. We love 629 00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:07.960 you. Thank you to our sponsors, Jay Wurtzler and the Way of Cosmetics. 630 00:49:07.360 --> 00:49:09.960 Thank you all. We love you, we love you, we love 631 00:49:10.000 --> 00:49:16.880 you, love your podcast, and love you my sweet babies. Eric. 632 00:49:17.679 --> 00:49:23.760 I love you, thank you. I love this show. Thank you. 633 00:49:24.599 --> 00:49:31.760 I love Cinema. I love you. Producer Ryan Okay, m hmm, 634 00:49:31.960 --> 00:49:36.639 little mediocre on you right now. Starting to get a little annoyed myself. 635 00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:38.960 I love you, Eric, I too have a choking handswer I just took 636 00:49:38.960 --> 00:49:44.679 my underwear so not able to wear that. I'm going to go up and 637 00:49:44.840 --> 00:49:50.920 chase Oh man, Yeah, Eric, time is taken. Log out. 638 00:49:51.000 --> 00:49:53.039 We have another show to do, do we? Yes? There's one more. 639 00:49:53.480 --> 00:50:00.599 Ryan needs to dry like five minutes? Yes, probably thirty? Yeah? 640 00:50:00.760 --> 00:50:02.119 Yeah? Can you just lock out? I need to change for the 641 00:50:02.119 --> 00:50:05.960 next show? Can we go to Ross after this? Sure? Wait? 642 00:50:07.400 --> 00:50:10.480 Hold on? What do I do when when we pushed? When you got? 643 00:50:10.519 --> 00:50:14.480 When you finally say it? I think maybe you should fade back to 644 00:50:14.519 --> 00:50:20.920 the start screen. Oh really, Eric? And then have you been watching 645 00:50:20.960 --> 00:50:25.800 TikTok or YouTube? Look? The dirty secret is that producer Brian has been 646 00:50:25.800 --> 00:50:29.239 coming to me for technical advice for a long time. That's how I'm able 647 00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:31.840 to show pictures on my phone straight to the stream. Is technology like that? 648 00:50:31.840 --> 00:50:35.400 That's great? Brian needs help with that something. Can you log out? 649 00:50:35.400 --> 00:50:37.679 Please? Yeah? I just thought maybe you want to see some more 650 00:50:37.719 --> 00:50:43.119 pictures I have. Oh my god, my eyes aren't so good, so, 651 00:50:43.800 --> 00:50:45.599 oh my god. We gotta give producer Brian a second to figure what 652 00:50:45.639 --> 00:50:54.079 he's doing over there. Here's another picture from the person logging your podcast. 653 00:50:54.079 --> 00:51:04.280 Oh have another picture. Oh no, no, you said it. Good 654 00:51:04.400 --> 00:51:10.800 night you, sir Brian just pushed a good night, good night your podcast. 655 00:51:10.800 --> 00:51:15.079 Thank you, Brian. Wait will not be able to reconnect