Good morning. Oh there's so much going on, Danny. We didn't have
time to play the open song. We have so much today. Skip the
open song. Yeah yeah, I mean that's just don't won't you. It's
a waste of time considering the amount of stuff that we have to get to
today. Sixteen seconds that we could not afford to give to give away.
Good morning everyone, This is the downbeat six to ten am. Danny Bal,
Kevin Turner, Mike's Roy and Uh oh what a day? Right?
How you feeling? I feel super Yeah? Thank you? Are you sure?
Yeah? Why you worried about me? You worried about me again?
I'm again I'm typically not worried about you. Uh, sleep was tough last
night because you were jacked. I don't know if it was that, because
when I laid my head down and it was probably about ten thirty, like
I watched it. By the way, Congratulations Rangers taking game one in the
ALCS. How about that? Congratulations Rangers. For those of you that may
have gone to bed a little early last night thinking this kick ass to run
lead, I'm just I'm gonna call it a night, and you're waking up
just finding out from us that the Rangers did in fact secure that win.
Congratulations. That was a wild ride, and as much as you know,
it was crazy, and I didn't feel a lot of anxiety after the game.
I just had weekend head. Yeah you know, it's no gosh,
no, it was uh, game was over ten Yeah, it was over
ten o'clock. I think I went to bed at around ten thirty and then
probably laid there thinking about crap in my head for another hour. So are
you thinking about baseball? No? I really wasn't. That's the that's the
funny thing. What were you thinking about? Man? You get a lot
going on this week. Man. Yeah, I'm just saying that I have
no idea what. I just think it's fun to say that people pretty standard,
standard issue. Do you think no one's actually like slammed everyone actually like,
oh my gosh, can't I don't have the bandwidth. People kind of
walking through life fast walking like they have someplace to be when they're just trying
to appear busy, right, so people leave them alone, Like I even
act like, oh god, no, I couldn't possibly do it. And
then I sit and watch football and baseball for fourteen straight hours. Yeah,
almost all of it in a reclined position. But that's on a Sunday four
the fourteen hours on Sunday. Yeah, I know, but I will go
out of my way and use a Monday or Thursday night football is some excuse.
Like I like, I used to kind of be the job. It's
really not anymore. Really really got to watch this Thursday night game for work
tomorrow. But just everyone at all walks is you have this like thing,
Oh don so it's so crazy right now? Well, like everyone always no,
one's like, man, I'm just kind of got nothing. It depends.
Everything is. Some people load their crap up because that's their personality.
They load themselves up to the brim where they don't have a spare moment.
That's just they can't help but get into things. I have found myself in
this world the word spring and fall. There's not a free weekend ever spring
and fall. There's always something to do, whether it be something you want
to do, whether that's something in my case it would be the girl wants
to do, or something we have to have to do. There. I
mean, when you start carving out stuff of wedding season and all that stuff.
No, I'm not not a lot. I'm just saying like, that's
the thing that people deal with a lot. One of my best friends or
one of my really good friends in this world, Jared Sandler. You guys
know Jared Sandler really well. Jared Sandler is gone. He's unavailable to hang
out with you for nine months of the year because of baseball, the baseball
life. Yeah, that's been a bummer for me. And then he'll be
like, you're gonna go meet up and have lunch, Okay, meet up
sometime, you know, in the off season. I can't. It's wedding
season. Now, maybe that's a Jewish thing. I don't totally know.
This is Jewish name, Like he's his wedding season. I'm like, well
that's nuts, but I kind of see it, especially if it's Jewish wedding
season. The free weekend of doing nothing but what you want to do didn't
exist in the fall in the spring, at least for me. I think
my issue was that I over prepared for yesterday. So Saturday night I went
to bed like maybe even okay, as early as I normally would during the
week, like, no staying up late, nothing like that. I think
I was crashed by like ten thirty and got eight seven eight solid hours and
then I took the big giant two hour nap yesterday, so I was super
rested. That's why I just think I had a hard time falling asleep because
I wasn't sleepy. Yeah, but I knew at four twenty that's gonna happen,
and here we are. I have the you know, it's it's no
problem. I set my alarms, but I have the Alexa in the kitchen
that goes off at four forty five, and that's the secret weapon. It
gets me up every time. I may miss the ones on my phone because
I snooze and on half asleep. You know, you just hit it automatically,
whatever, But that one in the kitchen saves my bums every morning,
or at least that's the one that works. Not to Bill Labor, you
know, waking up early topic. But I do want to ask this.
Do you find that, no matter what time you go to bed, because
of this routine on the weekends, that at some point either between four and
seven o'clock, you just wake up, even if it's just for a little
bit or to go to the bathroom or whatever. Just because of the weekly
routine on the weekend, I cannot sleep in on weekend mornings to save my
life. Yeah, I certainly can't, like I used to, no,
but then I can quickly go back to sleep, and that's day pretty late,
Christina, I stay it pretty late on the week I try on,
Like if it's a morning where I'm pretty free and I don't have Malcolm or
anything, I'll try to like push the two am, two thirty, maybe
even three, whether I'm going out or watching a show. But I tell
you, the next day, no matter how many, if I've had one
or three beers, I'm still it. Just I just wake up as early
and then I go back to sleep, and then I wake up every hour
right, and I end up getting less sleep on the weekend nights sometimes than
I do during the week, just because I just give up and go,
okay, fine, it's eight, let's go. I'm awake, let's go.
This is pointless because you've got so much going on. You're slammed just
walking through life with that fast pace. Slammed. I am, though,
literally, Oh you're not. Literally I am. I was when I worked
afternoon drive, I was not slammed morning Drive. I'm I'm like, I'm
slammed. I don't have time to do anything. Okay, afternoon drive plenty
of time because you can you can start farming things to the next morning.
Yeah, there is that. That that's the weird feeling, is like going
to bed right after the game. Like I stayed up and watched that wonderful
Fox Baseball panel. Maybe we'll talk about that at some point, watch them
and watch some postgame interviews, and he watched a little bit of the local
news coverage before. I was like, Okay, I got a crash,
but I feel so unprepared waking up at four point thirty then just coming straight
in here and scrambling to catch up on anything. Yeah, just because there's
that time that you don't have to really absorb it, you know, yes,
for sure. So it's real, honest, visceral first first reaction here,
do you think Derek Jeter had to drive home all through the night and
his wagon ear and then he's got a quick turnaround because he's got to say
hi to the wife and kids and head right back to Houston, drive back
to Houston. I don't know if he's got enough hours in the day.
Good. He's just slammed. He's slammed because he has to drive all night
to a roy Orbison cover. I wish you hadn't pointed that one out to
me. I can't not watch it now as anyone lyrics. Even though it
is Royal Orbison, it's still an odd lyric. It is repetitive. You
know, has anyone determined what wildlife creature that is? He almost trucks a
little wolf. We don't know what it is. It doesn't like a wolf.
Yeah, maybe it's a were wolf. He drives all the way home.
But what's wild is in the ringing of his family the whole time in
the rear view mirror, how older his kids? No, what's wild?
Is it in the mirror? The animal is just standing there in the middle
of the road looking because the car is That's why the animal stops. No,
no, no, no. The animal has great night vision and he
recognized that it was Derek Jeter. It's every right like it's it's ten times
saw. Then this is not a YouTube thing. I saw this live during
football and Saturday night Jardians too. Whoa and it's the same commercial, except
for the first ten seconds of its different. Instead of popping out of the
house, she's doing something else. She's like getting off a bush. Like
a rhino on gomis. It was a hippo what they call hippo. Yeah,
it was a listeners said it, you know, like we work a
rhino, just a more fit over the horn. Yeah exactly, Okay,
anyway, sorry, yeah, we do our show, right, And I
have all these windows open and then I close my laptop, and at some
point of the weekend, I'll open my laptop and it's all the crap that
I was looking at. It like at eight and nine o'clock on Friday,
finally organized, Gabby Carter videos, finally organized, and I opened a window
up. It was all about the actress and the Jardian's commercial. And this
first thing I see when I opened my laptop, just the picture, and
I'm like, oh damn it. And then I start singing it and thinking
about it. But then I actually read this article, I'm like, oh
my god. It just talks about this woman who was on America's Got Talent
in twenty thirteen, apparently as a singer or whatever. I'm not I'm clearly
not going to read any of this. But the third paragraph is the headline
is Deanna Cologne shows no signs of stopping. And then the first sentence is
Deanna Cologne's dominance over the entertainment industry truly shows no signs of stopping. Yeah
a minute, it stopped, Like all right now, dominance over over it
the entire entertainment industry. Oh like all right. I wonder if she's ever
been involved in a hult like threesome. How do we not have her own
yet? Kevin, You're saying, I'm busy, you can't book Deanna Cologne.
So I'm saying, little things like that fall through the cracks when you
get too much crap on your plate. Also, some other commercial that was
claiming to lower your eight one see, and in that commercial it said this
works better than some other pills. And I'm like, damn it, you're
coming for Jardiance. Oh mention name then, yeah, say my name,
name me. They used to deal with paper towels like they would throw up.
Here's what it's like. This is why you should use Bronnie instead of
Bounty, And they throw the bounty. No doesn't they usually say the other
brand? Yeah, the leading brand, the leading brand, they would brand,
they would know better than the take on bounty. Let's be real,
I mean it is the quicker picker up, uh and genius. Yeah,
that's amazing. I mean that was a science fair project in fourth grade.
We tested the paper towels and Bounty one Bronnie too. I love c plus
everything else is the teachers like, yeah, fine, I love the We'll
keep yoursel get the paper towels you brought up. You're right, Like the
Bounty ad shames your paper towel, the leading brand paper towel so much that
it like finishes the job that you couldn't. You know. I have the
side by side and sad paper towel just leaves a bounties like stand back,
bitch, I got this, yeah, and just kind of leading brand just
kind of pushes it around a little bit, displaces, but Bounty comes in
there. Yeah, and it's like we're done. Remember a Bounty commercial where
they like put with the paper towel and like a watermelon on it or an
apple or something bouncing it like a freaking kid on a trampoline. Can't break
it, cannot break it. We tear it off to Bounty and Brownie Clean
tear over time. What do you think of these brand? What do you
think of Kevin has a holding a leading brand of these The Quarter sized tears
that we have as standard now, like yeah, yeah, save a lot
on paper. It seems like a bad idea for the paper towel company because
you know, yeah, you want to have your customer, you know,
using more. But yeah, that's a great idea that the certain square inches
of the minimal amount is lower. They were use half of one slice of
paper towel, just because you're really being frugal half of the half. Yeah,
yeah, like the tiniest Like when you go to Chipotle or any type
of grocery store where you might get food, and you load up on forks
and spoons and knives. Frugality matters when it comes to food. What you
load up on silverware for what? Your house? Not silverware, plastic ware?
Okay, but this silverware means dishes. Let's be real, what are
you doing with these forks and knives? You storm away so you don't have
to go buy more plastic forks, knives and spoons because guess what they'll charge
you out the ass for So you're in effect stealing from Chipotle. Yeah,
we'd like to apologize. I mentioned a meeting with Today places as well,
so you are already Today with Chipotle. Might get canceled. You whore plastic
wear in your home, stuck up on it? And when do you need
that? When do you use it to the one I eat? Okay,
great answer? This temporary cutlery in my cutlery drawer next to your silverware.
Yeah, and you just have lots of plastic forks, straws, stowers,
skewers. And because I want to make some chicken skewers one of my favorite.
Where are you stealing skewers? Well, steal skewers. I buy them.
All the money you save on other cutlery, you can afford these.
Nice Go look at plastic fork wear for how much food? That's ridiculous.
But why do you need to use plastic fork ever? If you go it
away? I understand it's disposable, Kevin, But why if you're in your
home, what what circumstance would you shine the silverware and reach for the plastic
wear almost every time? Do you understand? So you don't have to wash
them? Yeah? But that's so what, that's wasteful. It's not good
for the environment. Talians love theycle I don't know what you're supposed to do.
Do you know how what a sham. That is, for the most
part, cycling world. I know, but it's not our fault. I
know, it's not our fault. It's a great idea in principle, and
they found a way to monetize and kind of screw up the whole idea.
But I mean, just throw a new dishwasher. Bro, don't you have
a dishwasher? And you're in rocks as they don't have a dishwashers a humongous
pile of plastic forks that are just unnecessarily taking up cabinet space. I think
she's kind of in on the game. Wow, you're joking that you don't
have a dishwasher, right? I know. I bought a house a year
ago as an old, crappy house and I haven't fixed it. If you
don't have a dishwasher, no, I have one. It didn't work.
It's the old one that was in. Okay, let's get Kevin dishwasher.
No, look, we want to look. We want to redo the kitchen
eventually, so we can get a functioning dish dishwasher and a functioning d washer.
That's a luxury. Save that for last on the appliance list. A
functioning oven would be great. Too, Mike, what an unnecessary appliance?
You know, what are you doing in the kitchen? Nothing? Open this
up? Oh it is lovely Merry Christmas. I'm just say questioning me on
not having an oven or a dishwasher is like questioning the guy that has to
ride his bike to work. Look, not everyone can afford a new vehicle.
Yeah, I just you don't have a functioning oven or functioning dishwasher in
your home kitchen? Do you wash all your by hand? I don't do
a lot of that, So sweet rocksy, I got her yellow gloves up
to her elbows, chasing you around the dam tiny house on the outdoor stuff.
You know what I'm saying? Like? Yeah, the grilling, dude,
the grilling. I don't I need to learn how to grill? Do
you? So? You guys eat out almost That's why I had to buy
the d washer. Yeah, uh no, I cook all the time,
Airfi, airfire, microwave, not microwave, skillet skill it works, But
no oven, no oven? Oh, and I've been I've been creaking stuff
out on the griddle lately. Oh the griddle's dope. What else don't you
have? Most if you name it, probably you have a washer, un
dryer, I mean so far no AIDS. I don't have that. What
else are you going to the levanda? Yeah? When my Yeah, when
my washing machine froze because we have to keep it in the garage. Can
we come? I'm like, I'm living in the world the first year and
you're no, we respect that? Can they and I come take a look
at look around today? Do any of you guys go to a drywall?
A couple of things. I'm patch up a couple I could patch up a
hole in that right after the shadow day if you can packer punch holes in
the drywall. No, we had to. Uh. One guy came over
and he took some out because he thought something happened with the pipe. And
it's it's dumb. I I My house is not big, so my laundry
has to be out in the garage, which is a common problem. If
I want to go to Kevio's house, and can you imagine walking in and
there's Kevio and Rocks standing over a sink full of dishes eating eating air fried
food with plastic forks, while Kevin's got his junk stuffed in some weird appliance.
Yeah, that's not how that works. And I wouldn't let her be
there when they're just standing in the living room like it's American gothic kind of
is with no appliances. It's rough. There's rocks with the washboard because because
the washing machine froze last season's big will last over last season? We lost
the washer last season. You know what her having the pitchfork would be about,
right, you think about it? And why can't I come over if
she's there? Huh in summers looking hot? Stop watching dimester? Happy birthday,
susan An, she's not. It's not her birthday. And this like,
what's your big priority to for your first house improvement? Like what kitchen,
read of the kitchen, knock a wall or two downs straight, that's
probably not gonna happen. Well the dream, these dreams never really happen.
You just kind of keep living there and He's right, go somewhere else,
you. Yeah, you do repairs when they become necessary. Yes, oh
my air conditioners broken, okay, all the home improvements, all that crap,
flush with cas, take that wall out. Then when you moved in,
you were like, oh, if we open this up, boy,
this would be really nice, wide open the space boy. The one thing
that other than replacing my kitchen sink fixture, which I was so proud of
that I had to send you photos of it, is I changed all of
the light switches to dimmer switches. I did actual electrician one oh one work
in the house and was so incredibly, incredibly proud of it. But that's
the only thing that I've done as far as like a home that would be
under home improvement. But you did. But I've got a list of other
Yeah, I've got a list of things that I would love to get done.
Guess what, I'll be dead. They will never happen because I'm just
too busy. Bro. So I came in with an offer for my house
at about forty k under the asking price. H wait, wait that you
made the offer? Okay, yeah, and they're like no, And I
was like, well, I know you need to do the foundation because this
house was built in nineteen sixty one. There's no dishwasher, the dishwashers old
and decrepit, the fridge is old. I don't trust everything going on here.
And they actually were actually like, yeah, use you kind of making
some good points. Came in with the appraisal A pretty good shape there.
It's over a year ago, but first two months the entire like plumbing system
had to be redone and you had to pay for that. Oh yeah,
And that's part of why you offer, you know, coming way under,
because there are things you're gonna have to pay for to make you right when
you buy a lemon, to make your ass like, I'll give you this
much at like a little lesson. Y'all had handled these things. Yeah,
and they you know, were old and just wanted to get out. I
mean, I got a good deal in my house, but I immediately had
to go to work on foundation plumbing. Uh. Those are big dogs,
dude, those are big dogs. It sucked, It sucked. It suck
at the balls, well, gets some talk some rangers next. Absolutely,
man, that's the most important thing, right, there's not a lot of
I mean, I guess we want to be more worldly. It's maybe not
the most important thing, butledge pretty damn important. Yeah, this is huge.
This is a massive day shooting at the State Fair. We'll get to
at seven thirty. Might have a guest on at eight thirty, someone who
was in the mix, somebody that was barricaded. Yeah, that big story
today revenge porn Cowboys game tonight at seven. You say revenge porn every three
days or so, interesting, isn't it? I like it? Yeah?
You do. So that's a we have a big one. Oh, we
got in Our hot Cowboys predictions will come up at eight plus, we'll review
our hot Rangers predictions and see if anyone got a point or a half point
pro tip. Someone absolutely did it. Amazing. Oh do you want to
go? Are you only still two minutes? Oh? Yeah, uh no,
promote the Rangers. You just did. Yeah, you just did that
and you walked off. That was a big celebrity death. Yeah, a
big one. You did a thigh master research project. Yes, you're willing
to present you have a little three ring binder that you brought in on the
thought just specifically on the thigh master. No, but I know someone that's
on this very show that has first hand thigh master experience. Someone has used
the thigh master. Uh yeah, I'm looking right at him and it ain't
Kevy Go, it's you. You admitted this to me. Well, that's
because every day I come in in your like, you glance at my thighs
and you're like, Jesus, you get that They're perfect, he's got the
gap and everything like, is anyone still to this day using the going home
and getting a quick quick hundred in on the thigh Master? No, those
were somebody is. Those were eliminated yard sales in the mid nineties, years
ago, changing hands at yard sales for a good twenty years and then all
disappearing. Well, damn, we need to come up with something. We
need an infomercial product. That's that's your department, with your with your industries.
Oh you're too busy too. I loved it, but I'm just too
busy. All right, we're slammed here at the downbe But coming up next
we will talk about the most important thing in the world, and that would
be your stinky little Texas Rangers. They did it.