WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:05.960 Good morning. Oh there's so much going on, Danny. We didn't have 2 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:12.119 time to play the open song. We have so much today. Skip the 3 00:00:12.119 --> 00:00:15.839 open song. Yeah yeah, I mean that's just don't won't you. It's 4 00:00:15.839 --> 00:00:19.320 a waste of time considering the amount of stuff that we have to get to 5 00:00:19.320 --> 00:00:23.519 today. Sixteen seconds that we could not afford to give to give away. 6 00:00:24.879 --> 00:00:27.879 Good morning everyone, This is the downbeat six to ten am. Danny Bal, 7 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:32.079 Kevin Turner, Mike's Roy and Uh oh what a day? Right? 8 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:38.039 How you feeling? I feel super Yeah? Thank you? Are you sure? 9 00:00:38.520 --> 00:00:41.399 Yeah? Why you worried about me? You worried about me again? 10 00:00:41.479 --> 00:00:49.640 I'm again I'm typically not worried about you. Uh, sleep was tough last 11 00:00:49.719 --> 00:00:54.320 night because you were jacked. I don't know if it was that, because 12 00:00:54.439 --> 00:00:58.520 when I laid my head down and it was probably about ten thirty, like 13 00:00:58.560 --> 00:01:03.000 I watched it. By the way, Congratulations Rangers taking game one in the 14 00:01:03.039 --> 00:01:07.239 ALCS. How about that? Congratulations Rangers. For those of you that may 15 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:11.680 have gone to bed a little early last night thinking this kick ass to run 16 00:01:11.760 --> 00:01:17.319 lead, I'm just I'm gonna call it a night, and you're waking up 17 00:01:17.799 --> 00:01:21.599 just finding out from us that the Rangers did in fact secure that win. 18 00:01:22.799 --> 00:01:26.239 Congratulations. That was a wild ride, and as much as you know, 19 00:01:26.359 --> 00:01:30.280 it was crazy, and I didn't feel a lot of anxiety after the game. 20 00:01:32.040 --> 00:01:37.719 I just had weekend head. Yeah you know, it's no gosh, 21 00:01:37.760 --> 00:01:40.400 no, it was uh, game was over ten Yeah, it was over 22 00:01:40.439 --> 00:01:42.359 ten o'clock. I think I went to bed at around ten thirty and then 23 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:47.959 probably laid there thinking about crap in my head for another hour. So are 24 00:01:48.000 --> 00:01:51.719 you thinking about baseball? No? I really wasn't. That's the that's the 25 00:01:51.719 --> 00:01:56.159 funny thing. What were you thinking about? Man? You get a lot 26 00:01:56.239 --> 00:01:59.239 going on this week. Man. Yeah, I'm just saying that I have 27 00:01:59.319 --> 00:02:02.560 no idea what. I just think it's fun to say that people pretty standard, 28 00:02:02.719 --> 00:02:07.799 standard issue. Do you think no one's actually like slammed everyone actually like, 29 00:02:07.879 --> 00:02:12.159 oh my gosh, can't I don't have the bandwidth. People kind of 30 00:02:12.199 --> 00:02:15.520 walking through life fast walking like they have someplace to be when they're just trying 31 00:02:15.560 --> 00:02:19.680 to appear busy, right, so people leave them alone, Like I even 32 00:02:19.719 --> 00:02:22.360 act like, oh god, no, I couldn't possibly do it. And 33 00:02:22.400 --> 00:02:28.759 then I sit and watch football and baseball for fourteen straight hours. Yeah, 34 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:32.360 almost all of it in a reclined position. But that's on a Sunday four 35 00:02:32.719 --> 00:02:37.319 the fourteen hours on Sunday. Yeah, I know, but I will go 36 00:02:37.400 --> 00:02:40.360 out of my way and use a Monday or Thursday night football is some excuse. 37 00:02:40.479 --> 00:02:44.319 Like I like, I used to kind of be the job. It's 38 00:02:44.319 --> 00:02:49.240 really not anymore. Really really got to watch this Thursday night game for work 39 00:02:49.240 --> 00:02:53.159 tomorrow. But just everyone at all walks is you have this like thing, 40 00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:59.319 Oh don so it's so crazy right now? Well, like everyone always no, 41 00:02:59.360 --> 00:03:01.879 one's like, man, I'm just kind of got nothing. It depends. 42 00:03:01.960 --> 00:03:06.719 Everything is. Some people load their crap up because that's their personality. 43 00:03:06.759 --> 00:03:08.840 They load themselves up to the brim where they don't have a spare moment. 44 00:03:09.039 --> 00:03:15.520 That's just they can't help but get into things. I have found myself in 45 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:20.840 this world the word spring and fall. There's not a free weekend ever spring 46 00:03:20.840 --> 00:03:23.960 and fall. There's always something to do, whether it be something you want 47 00:03:23.960 --> 00:03:28.000 to do, whether that's something in my case it would be the girl wants 48 00:03:28.039 --> 00:03:30.599 to do, or something we have to have to do. There. I 49 00:03:30.639 --> 00:03:37.039 mean, when you start carving out stuff of wedding season and all that stuff. 50 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:40.560 No, I'm not not a lot. I'm just saying like, that's 51 00:03:40.560 --> 00:03:45.280 the thing that people deal with a lot. One of my best friends or 52 00:03:45.319 --> 00:03:46.479 one of my really good friends in this world, Jared Sandler. You guys 53 00:03:46.479 --> 00:03:51.280 know Jared Sandler really well. Jared Sandler is gone. He's unavailable to hang 54 00:03:51.319 --> 00:03:53.360 out with you for nine months of the year because of baseball, the baseball 55 00:03:53.400 --> 00:03:57.159 life. Yeah, that's been a bummer for me. And then he'll be 56 00:03:57.199 --> 00:04:00.759 like, you're gonna go meet up and have lunch, Okay, meet up 57 00:04:00.800 --> 00:04:02.800 sometime, you know, in the off season. I can't. It's wedding 58 00:04:02.800 --> 00:04:06.800 season. Now, maybe that's a Jewish thing. I don't totally know. 59 00:04:08.719 --> 00:04:12.439 This is Jewish name, Like he's his wedding season. I'm like, well 60 00:04:12.439 --> 00:04:16.120 that's nuts, but I kind of see it, especially if it's Jewish wedding 61 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:21.439 season. The free weekend of doing nothing but what you want to do didn't 62 00:04:21.480 --> 00:04:24.920 exist in the fall in the spring, at least for me. I think 63 00:04:24.920 --> 00:04:29.560 my issue was that I over prepared for yesterday. So Saturday night I went 64 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:33.279 to bed like maybe even okay, as early as I normally would during the 65 00:04:33.279 --> 00:04:35.720 week, like, no staying up late, nothing like that. I think 66 00:04:35.759 --> 00:04:43.399 I was crashed by like ten thirty and got eight seven eight solid hours and 67 00:04:43.439 --> 00:04:47.160 then I took the big giant two hour nap yesterday, so I was super 68 00:04:47.360 --> 00:04:50.360 rested. That's why I just think I had a hard time falling asleep because 69 00:04:50.360 --> 00:04:58.360 I wasn't sleepy. Yeah, but I knew at four twenty that's gonna happen, 70 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:02.560 and here we are. I have the you know, it's it's no 71 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:05.480 problem. I set my alarms, but I have the Alexa in the kitchen 72 00:05:06.879 --> 00:05:13.160 that goes off at four forty five, and that's the secret weapon. It 73 00:05:13.240 --> 00:05:15.240 gets me up every time. I may miss the ones on my phone because 74 00:05:15.279 --> 00:05:18.560 I snooze and on half asleep. You know, you just hit it automatically, 75 00:05:18.600 --> 00:05:23.000 whatever, But that one in the kitchen saves my bums every morning, 76 00:05:23.240 --> 00:05:26.399 or at least that's the one that works. Not to Bill Labor, you 77 00:05:26.439 --> 00:05:29.160 know, waking up early topic. But I do want to ask this. 78 00:05:29.399 --> 00:05:32.560 Do you find that, no matter what time you go to bed, because 79 00:05:32.600 --> 00:05:39.000 of this routine on the weekends, that at some point either between four and 80 00:05:39.240 --> 00:05:42.480 seven o'clock, you just wake up, even if it's just for a little 81 00:05:42.480 --> 00:05:44.920 bit or to go to the bathroom or whatever. Just because of the weekly 82 00:05:45.000 --> 00:05:48.800 routine on the weekend, I cannot sleep in on weekend mornings to save my 83 00:05:48.920 --> 00:05:53.319 life. Yeah, I certainly can't, like I used to, no, 84 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:58.560 but then I can quickly go back to sleep, and that's day pretty late, 85 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:01.480 Christina, I stay it pretty late on the week I try on, 86 00:06:01.879 --> 00:06:05.079 Like if it's a morning where I'm pretty free and I don't have Malcolm or 87 00:06:05.079 --> 00:06:10.160 anything, I'll try to like push the two am, two thirty, maybe 88 00:06:10.160 --> 00:06:13.800 even three, whether I'm going out or watching a show. But I tell 89 00:06:13.839 --> 00:06:17.800 you, the next day, no matter how many, if I've had one 90 00:06:18.079 --> 00:06:24.199 or three beers, I'm still it. Just I just wake up as early 91 00:06:24.240 --> 00:06:26.639 and then I go back to sleep, and then I wake up every hour 92 00:06:27.560 --> 00:06:30.680 right, and I end up getting less sleep on the weekend nights sometimes than 93 00:06:30.680 --> 00:06:31.800 I do during the week, just because I just give up and go, 94 00:06:31.839 --> 00:06:34.240 okay, fine, it's eight, let's go. I'm awake, let's go. 95 00:06:34.600 --> 00:06:38.759 This is pointless because you've got so much going on. You're slammed just 96 00:06:38.839 --> 00:06:43.560 walking through life with that fast pace. Slammed. I am, though, 97 00:06:44.000 --> 00:06:46.680 literally, Oh you're not. Literally I am. I was when I worked 98 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:53.120 afternoon drive, I was not slammed morning Drive. I'm I'm like, I'm 99 00:06:53.160 --> 00:06:57.439 slammed. I don't have time to do anything. Okay, afternoon drive plenty 100 00:06:57.439 --> 00:07:00.399 of time because you can you can start farming things to the next morning. 101 00:07:01.600 --> 00:07:05.839 Yeah, there is that. That that's the weird feeling, is like going 102 00:07:05.879 --> 00:07:11.240 to bed right after the game. Like I stayed up and watched that wonderful 103 00:07:11.800 --> 00:07:16.079 Fox Baseball panel. Maybe we'll talk about that at some point, watch them 104 00:07:16.160 --> 00:07:19.000 and watch some postgame interviews, and he watched a little bit of the local 105 00:07:19.040 --> 00:07:23.439 news coverage before. I was like, Okay, I got a crash, 106 00:07:23.439 --> 00:07:28.480 but I feel so unprepared waking up at four point thirty then just coming straight 107 00:07:28.519 --> 00:07:31.759 in here and scrambling to catch up on anything. Yeah, just because there's 108 00:07:31.800 --> 00:07:36.079 that time that you don't have to really absorb it, you know, yes, 109 00:07:36.199 --> 00:07:42.959 for sure. So it's real, honest, visceral first first reaction here, 110 00:07:43.240 --> 00:07:47.759 do you think Derek Jeter had to drive home all through the night and 111 00:07:47.920 --> 00:07:53.720 his wagon ear and then he's got a quick turnaround because he's got to say 112 00:07:53.759 --> 00:07:56.800 hi to the wife and kids and head right back to Houston, drive back 113 00:07:56.800 --> 00:07:59.560 to Houston. I don't know if he's got enough hours in the day. 114 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:03.279 Good. He's just slammed. He's slammed because he has to drive all night 115 00:08:05.319 --> 00:08:07.959 to a roy Orbison cover. I wish you hadn't pointed that one out to 116 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:13.240 me. I can't not watch it now as anyone lyrics. Even though it 117 00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:16.959 is Royal Orbison, it's still an odd lyric. It is repetitive. You 118 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:20.439 know, has anyone determined what wildlife creature that is? He almost trucks a 119 00:08:20.519 --> 00:08:24.319 little wolf. We don't know what it is. It doesn't like a wolf. 120 00:08:24.399 --> 00:08:28.439 Yeah, maybe it's a were wolf. He drives all the way home. 121 00:08:28.879 --> 00:08:31.920 But what's wild is in the ringing of his family the whole time in 122 00:08:31.959 --> 00:08:37.279 the rear view mirror, how older his kids? No, what's wild? 123 00:08:37.360 --> 00:08:41.679 Is it in the mirror? The animal is just standing there in the middle 124 00:08:41.679 --> 00:08:46.519 of the road looking because the car is That's why the animal stops. No, 125 00:08:46.440 --> 00:08:48.480 no, no, no. The animal has great night vision and he 126 00:08:48.600 --> 00:08:58.279 recognized that it was Derek Jeter. It's every right like it's it's ten times 127 00:08:58.600 --> 00:09:03.679 saw. Then this is not a YouTube thing. I saw this live during 128 00:09:03.679 --> 00:09:09.480 football and Saturday night Jardians too. Whoa and it's the same commercial, except 129 00:09:09.519 --> 00:09:13.440 for the first ten seconds of its different. Instead of popping out of the 130 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:22.000 house, she's doing something else. She's like getting off a bush. Like 131 00:09:22.080 --> 00:09:28.000 a rhino on gomis. It was a hippo what they call hippo. Yeah, 132 00:09:28.240 --> 00:09:31.879 it was a listeners said it, you know, like we work a 133 00:09:31.919 --> 00:09:35.600 rhino, just a more fit over the horn. Yeah exactly, Okay, 134 00:09:35.600 --> 00:09:39.120 anyway, sorry, yeah, we do our show, right, And I 135 00:09:39.120 --> 00:09:41.759 have all these windows open and then I close my laptop, and at some 136 00:09:41.799 --> 00:09:45.320 point of the weekend, I'll open my laptop and it's all the crap that 137 00:09:45.360 --> 00:09:48.120 I was looking at. It like at eight and nine o'clock on Friday, 138 00:09:48.240 --> 00:09:54.639 finally organized, Gabby Carter videos, finally organized, and I opened a window 139 00:09:54.720 --> 00:10:00.559 up. It was all about the actress and the Jardian's commercial. And this 140 00:10:00.720 --> 00:10:03.279 first thing I see when I opened my laptop, just the picture, and 141 00:10:03.279 --> 00:10:05.080 I'm like, oh damn it. And then I start singing it and thinking 142 00:10:05.080 --> 00:10:09.120 about it. But then I actually read this article, I'm like, oh 143 00:10:09.200 --> 00:10:13.200 my god. It just talks about this woman who was on America's Got Talent 144 00:10:13.320 --> 00:10:16.519 in twenty thirteen, apparently as a singer or whatever. I'm not I'm clearly 145 00:10:16.519 --> 00:10:22.039 not going to read any of this. But the third paragraph is the headline 146 00:10:22.120 --> 00:10:28.279 is Deanna Cologne shows no signs of stopping. And then the first sentence is 147 00:10:28.559 --> 00:10:35.679 Deanna Cologne's dominance over the entertainment industry truly shows no signs of stopping. Yeah 148 00:10:35.720 --> 00:10:43.120 a minute, it stopped, Like all right now, dominance over over it 149 00:10:43.840 --> 00:10:52.080 the entire entertainment industry. Oh like all right. I wonder if she's ever 150 00:10:52.080 --> 00:10:56.919 been involved in a hult like threesome. How do we not have her own 151 00:10:56.000 --> 00:11:01.000 yet? Kevin, You're saying, I'm busy, you can't book Deanna Cologne. 152 00:11:01.039 --> 00:11:03.759 So I'm saying, little things like that fall through the cracks when you 153 00:11:03.799 --> 00:11:07.240 get too much crap on your plate. Also, some other commercial that was 154 00:11:07.240 --> 00:11:11.639 claiming to lower your eight one see, and in that commercial it said this 155 00:11:11.720 --> 00:11:15.840 works better than some other pills. And I'm like, damn it, you're 156 00:11:15.840 --> 00:11:20.559 coming for Jardiance. Oh mention name then, yeah, say my name, 157 00:11:20.720 --> 00:11:24.759 name me. They used to deal with paper towels like they would throw up. 158 00:11:24.799 --> 00:11:28.120 Here's what it's like. This is why you should use Bronnie instead of 159 00:11:28.200 --> 00:11:31.639 Bounty, And they throw the bounty. No doesn't they usually say the other 160 00:11:31.840 --> 00:11:37.519 brand? Yeah, the leading brand, the leading brand, they would brand, 161 00:11:37.639 --> 00:11:39.120 they would know better than the take on bounty. Let's be real, 162 00:11:39.720 --> 00:11:43.639 I mean it is the quicker picker up, uh and genius. Yeah, 163 00:11:43.639 --> 00:11:48.639 that's amazing. I mean that was a science fair project in fourth grade. 164 00:11:48.000 --> 00:11:54.679 We tested the paper towels and Bounty one Bronnie too. I love c plus 165 00:11:54.080 --> 00:11:58.960 everything else is the teachers like, yeah, fine, I love the We'll 166 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:01.120 keep yoursel get the paper towels you brought up. You're right, Like the 167 00:12:01.159 --> 00:12:07.039 Bounty ad shames your paper towel, the leading brand paper towel so much that 168 00:12:07.120 --> 00:12:09.120 it like finishes the job that you couldn't. You know. I have the 169 00:12:09.159 --> 00:12:15.039 side by side and sad paper towel just leaves a bounties like stand back, 170 00:12:15.080 --> 00:12:16.360 bitch, I got this, yeah, and just kind of leading brand just 171 00:12:16.399 --> 00:12:22.639 kind of pushes it around a little bit, displaces, but Bounty comes in 172 00:12:22.679 --> 00:12:26.480 there. Yeah, and it's like we're done. Remember a Bounty commercial where 173 00:12:26.519 --> 00:12:30.799 they like put with the paper towel and like a watermelon on it or an 174 00:12:30.799 --> 00:12:33.679 apple or something bouncing it like a freaking kid on a trampoline. Can't break 175 00:12:33.720 --> 00:12:37.559 it, cannot break it. We tear it off to Bounty and Brownie Clean 176 00:12:37.639 --> 00:12:41.960 tear over time. What do you think of these brand? What do you 177 00:12:41.960 --> 00:12:48.360 think of Kevin has a holding a leading brand of these The Quarter sized tears 178 00:12:48.399 --> 00:12:52.480 that we have as standard now, like yeah, yeah, save a lot 179 00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:58.919 on paper. It seems like a bad idea for the paper towel company because 180 00:12:58.919 --> 00:13:01.240 you know, yeah, you want to have your customer, you know, 181 00:13:01.440 --> 00:13:05.720 using more. But yeah, that's a great idea that the certain square inches 182 00:13:05.799 --> 00:13:09.879 of the minimal amount is lower. They were use half of one slice of 183 00:13:09.879 --> 00:13:16.559 paper towel, just because you're really being frugal half of the half. Yeah, 184 00:13:16.600 --> 00:13:20.919 yeah, like the tiniest Like when you go to Chipotle or any type 185 00:13:20.960 --> 00:13:22.799 of grocery store where you might get food, and you load up on forks 186 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:28.960 and spoons and knives. Frugality matters when it comes to food. What you 187 00:13:30.000 --> 00:13:33.399 load up on silverware for what? Your house? Not silverware, plastic ware? 188 00:13:33.080 --> 00:13:37.159 Okay, but this silverware means dishes. Let's be real, what are 189 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:39.360 you doing with these forks and knives? You storm away so you don't have 190 00:13:39.399 --> 00:13:43.320 to go buy more plastic forks, knives and spoons because guess what they'll charge 191 00:13:43.360 --> 00:13:48.279 you out the ass for So you're in effect stealing from Chipotle. Yeah, 192 00:13:48.320 --> 00:13:52.799 we'd like to apologize. I mentioned a meeting with Today places as well, 193 00:13:54.200 --> 00:14:00.759 so you are already Today with Chipotle. Might get canceled. You whore plastic 194 00:14:00.799 --> 00:14:05.799 wear in your home, stuck up on it? And when do you need 195 00:14:05.840 --> 00:14:09.240 that? When do you use it to the one I eat? Okay, 196 00:14:09.240 --> 00:14:18.240 great answer? This temporary cutlery in my cutlery drawer next to your silverware. 197 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:26.559 Yeah, and you just have lots of plastic forks, straws, stowers, 198 00:14:26.879 --> 00:14:30.600 skewers. And because I want to make some chicken skewers one of my favorite. 199 00:14:30.600 --> 00:14:33.960 Where are you stealing skewers? Well, steal skewers. I buy them. 200 00:14:35.279 --> 00:14:37.159 All the money you save on other cutlery, you can afford these. 201 00:14:37.320 --> 00:14:45.519 Nice Go look at plastic fork wear for how much food? That's ridiculous. 202 00:14:45.519 --> 00:14:48.279 But why do you need to use plastic fork ever? If you go it 203 00:14:48.279 --> 00:14:52.639 away? I understand it's disposable, Kevin, But why if you're in your 204 00:14:52.639 --> 00:14:58.519 home, what what circumstance would you shine the silverware and reach for the plastic 205 00:14:58.639 --> 00:15:01.120 wear almost every time? Do you understand? So you don't have to wash 206 00:15:01.200 --> 00:15:05.200 them? Yeah? But that's so what, that's wasteful. It's not good 207 00:15:05.240 --> 00:15:09.720 for the environment. Talians love theycle I don't know what you're supposed to do. 208 00:15:09.720 --> 00:15:11.679 Do you know how what a sham. That is, for the most 209 00:15:11.679 --> 00:15:16.480 part, cycling world. I know, but it's not our fault. I 210 00:15:16.519 --> 00:15:18.279 know, it's not our fault. It's a great idea in principle, and 211 00:15:18.320 --> 00:15:24.879 they found a way to monetize and kind of screw up the whole idea. 212 00:15:24.000 --> 00:15:26.600 But I mean, just throw a new dishwasher. Bro, don't you have 213 00:15:26.600 --> 00:15:31.360 a dishwasher? And you're in rocks as they don't have a dishwashers a humongous 214 00:15:31.440 --> 00:15:37.080 pile of plastic forks that are just unnecessarily taking up cabinet space. I think 215 00:15:37.120 --> 00:15:39.039 she's kind of in on the game. Wow, you're joking that you don't 216 00:15:39.039 --> 00:15:43.480 have a dishwasher, right? I know. I bought a house a year 217 00:15:43.480 --> 00:15:46.559 ago as an old, crappy house and I haven't fixed it. If you 218 00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:48.559 don't have a dishwasher, no, I have one. It didn't work. 219 00:15:48.600 --> 00:15:52.759 It's the old one that was in. Okay, let's get Kevin dishwasher. 220 00:15:52.879 --> 00:15:56.159 No, look, we want to look. We want to redo the kitchen 221 00:15:56.200 --> 00:16:07.919 eventually, so we can get a functioning dish dishwasher and a functioning d washer. 222 00:16:08.480 --> 00:16:12.240 That's a luxury. Save that for last on the appliance list. A 223 00:16:12.279 --> 00:16:15.960 functioning oven would be great. Too, Mike, what an unnecessary appliance? 224 00:16:17.360 --> 00:16:19.960 You know, what are you doing in the kitchen? Nothing? Open this 225 00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:25.240 up? Oh it is lovely Merry Christmas. I'm just say questioning me on 226 00:16:25.360 --> 00:16:27.559 not having an oven or a dishwasher is like questioning the guy that has to 227 00:16:27.639 --> 00:16:32.559 ride his bike to work. Look, not everyone can afford a new vehicle. 228 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:38.080 Yeah, I just you don't have a functioning oven or functioning dishwasher in 229 00:16:38.120 --> 00:16:45.360 your home kitchen? Do you wash all your by hand? I don't do 230 00:16:45.399 --> 00:16:51.600 a lot of that, So sweet rocksy, I got her yellow gloves up 231 00:16:51.600 --> 00:16:57.320 to her elbows, chasing you around the dam tiny house on the outdoor stuff. 232 00:16:57.360 --> 00:17:02.720 You know what I'm saying? Like? Yeah, the grilling, dude, 233 00:17:03.120 --> 00:17:06.799 the grilling. I don't I need to learn how to grill? Do 234 00:17:06.839 --> 00:17:11.200 you? So? You guys eat out almost That's why I had to buy 235 00:17:11.200 --> 00:17:17.799 the d washer. Yeah, uh no, I cook all the time, 236 00:17:17.839 --> 00:17:22.839 Airfi, airfire, microwave, not microwave, skillet skill it works, But 237 00:17:22.920 --> 00:17:26.759 no oven, no oven? Oh, and I've been I've been creaking stuff 238 00:17:26.759 --> 00:17:32.960 out on the griddle lately. Oh the griddle's dope. What else don't you 239 00:17:33.039 --> 00:17:37.079 have? Most if you name it, probably you have a washer, un 240 00:17:37.160 --> 00:17:40.440 dryer, I mean so far no AIDS. I don't have that. What 241 00:17:40.559 --> 00:17:45.359 else are you going to the levanda? Yeah? When my Yeah, when 242 00:17:45.359 --> 00:17:51.440 my washing machine froze because we have to keep it in the garage. Can 243 00:17:51.440 --> 00:17:57.119 we come? I'm like, I'm living in the world the first year and 244 00:17:57.160 --> 00:18:00.440 you're no, we respect that? Can they and I come take a look 245 00:18:00.440 --> 00:18:03.559 at look around today? Do any of you guys go to a drywall? 246 00:18:04.960 --> 00:18:08.920 A couple of things. I'm patch up a couple I could patch up a 247 00:18:08.960 --> 00:18:15.279 hole in that right after the shadow day if you can packer punch holes in 248 00:18:15.319 --> 00:18:18.599 the drywall. No, we had to. Uh. One guy came over 249 00:18:18.720 --> 00:18:22.279 and he took some out because he thought something happened with the pipe. And 250 00:18:22.279 --> 00:18:30.480 it's it's dumb. I I My house is not big, so my laundry 251 00:18:30.599 --> 00:18:33.039 has to be out in the garage, which is a common problem. If 252 00:18:33.039 --> 00:18:37.640 I want to go to Kevio's house, and can you imagine walking in and 253 00:18:37.640 --> 00:18:42.200 there's Kevio and Rocks standing over a sink full of dishes eating eating air fried 254 00:18:42.240 --> 00:18:47.400 food with plastic forks, while Kevin's got his junk stuffed in some weird appliance. 255 00:18:47.599 --> 00:18:49.599 Yeah, that's not how that works. And I wouldn't let her be 256 00:18:49.680 --> 00:18:56.480 there when they're just standing in the living room like it's American gothic kind of 257 00:18:56.599 --> 00:19:03.319 is with no appliances. It's rough. There's rocks with the washboard because because 258 00:19:03.359 --> 00:19:10.599 the washing machine froze last season's big will last over last season? We lost 259 00:19:10.599 --> 00:19:17.799 the washer last season. You know what her having the pitchfork would be about, 260 00:19:17.880 --> 00:19:19.960 right, you think about it? And why can't I come over if 261 00:19:19.960 --> 00:19:27.480 she's there? Huh in summers looking hot? Stop watching dimester? Happy birthday, 262 00:19:27.519 --> 00:19:32.160 susan An, she's not. It's not her birthday. And this like, 263 00:19:32.200 --> 00:19:36.720 what's your big priority to for your first house improvement? Like what kitchen, 264 00:19:36.759 --> 00:19:41.440 read of the kitchen, knock a wall or two downs straight, that's 265 00:19:41.440 --> 00:19:45.160 probably not gonna happen. Well the dream, these dreams never really happen. 266 00:19:45.240 --> 00:19:48.279 You just kind of keep living there and He's right, go somewhere else, 267 00:19:48.599 --> 00:19:52.599 you. Yeah, you do repairs when they become necessary. Yes, oh 268 00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:57.119 my air conditioners broken, okay, all the home improvements, all that crap, 269 00:19:59.079 --> 00:20:03.039 flush with cas, take that wall out. Then when you moved in, 270 00:20:03.119 --> 00:20:03.720 you were like, oh, if we open this up, boy, 271 00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:07.519 this would be really nice, wide open the space boy. The one thing 272 00:20:07.599 --> 00:20:11.759 that other than replacing my kitchen sink fixture, which I was so proud of 273 00:20:11.799 --> 00:20:17.480 that I had to send you photos of it, is I changed all of 274 00:20:17.559 --> 00:20:23.319 the light switches to dimmer switches. I did actual electrician one oh one work 275 00:20:23.319 --> 00:20:26.880 in the house and was so incredibly, incredibly proud of it. But that's 276 00:20:26.960 --> 00:20:30.000 the only thing that I've done as far as like a home that would be 277 00:20:30.519 --> 00:20:33.839 under home improvement. But you did. But I've got a list of other 278 00:20:33.960 --> 00:20:37.359 Yeah, I've got a list of things that I would love to get done. 279 00:20:37.559 --> 00:20:41.279 Guess what, I'll be dead. They will never happen because I'm just 280 00:20:41.319 --> 00:20:45.039 too busy. Bro. So I came in with an offer for my house 281 00:20:45.079 --> 00:20:48.119 at about forty k under the asking price. H wait, wait that you 282 00:20:48.240 --> 00:20:53.400 made the offer? Okay, yeah, and they're like no, And I 283 00:20:53.519 --> 00:20:57.160 was like, well, I know you need to do the foundation because this 284 00:20:57.200 --> 00:21:03.039 house was built in nineteen sixty one. There's no dishwasher, the dishwashers old 285 00:21:03.079 --> 00:21:07.720 and decrepit, the fridge is old. I don't trust everything going on here. 286 00:21:08.559 --> 00:21:11.400 And they actually were actually like, yeah, use you kind of making 287 00:21:11.440 --> 00:21:15.480 some good points. Came in with the appraisal A pretty good shape there. 288 00:21:15.839 --> 00:21:21.799 It's over a year ago, but first two months the entire like plumbing system 289 00:21:21.839 --> 00:21:26.200 had to be redone and you had to pay for that. Oh yeah, 290 00:21:26.359 --> 00:21:30.119 And that's part of why you offer, you know, coming way under, 291 00:21:30.160 --> 00:21:32.440 because there are things you're gonna have to pay for to make you right when 292 00:21:32.480 --> 00:21:33.440 you buy a lemon, to make your ass like, I'll give you this 293 00:21:33.519 --> 00:21:37.039 much at like a little lesson. Y'all had handled these things. Yeah, 294 00:21:37.079 --> 00:21:41.960 and they you know, were old and just wanted to get out. I 295 00:21:41.000 --> 00:21:45.119 mean, I got a good deal in my house, but I immediately had 296 00:21:45.160 --> 00:21:48.960 to go to work on foundation plumbing. Uh. Those are big dogs, 297 00:21:49.000 --> 00:21:55.039 dude, those are big dogs. It sucked, It sucked. It suck 298 00:21:55.079 --> 00:22:02.240 at the balls, well, gets some talk some rangers next. Absolutely, 299 00:22:02.319 --> 00:22:03.640 man, that's the most important thing, right, there's not a lot of 300 00:22:03.880 --> 00:22:07.039 I mean, I guess we want to be more worldly. It's maybe not 301 00:22:07.079 --> 00:22:11.880 the most important thing, butledge pretty damn important. Yeah, this is huge. 302 00:22:12.039 --> 00:22:15.319 This is a massive day shooting at the State Fair. We'll get to 303 00:22:15.359 --> 00:22:17.759 at seven thirty. Might have a guest on at eight thirty, someone who 304 00:22:17.799 --> 00:22:23.240 was in the mix, somebody that was barricaded. Yeah, that big story 305 00:22:23.240 --> 00:22:30.720 today revenge porn Cowboys game tonight at seven. You say revenge porn every three 306 00:22:30.799 --> 00:22:33.960 days or so, interesting, isn't it? I like it? Yeah? 307 00:22:33.000 --> 00:22:37.119 You do. So that's a we have a big one. Oh, we 308 00:22:37.119 --> 00:22:41.759 got in Our hot Cowboys predictions will come up at eight plus, we'll review 309 00:22:41.880 --> 00:22:45.319 our hot Rangers predictions and see if anyone got a point or a half point 310 00:22:45.359 --> 00:22:56.559 pro tip. Someone absolutely did it. Amazing. Oh do you want to 311 00:22:56.559 --> 00:23:00.839 go? Are you only still two minutes? Oh? Yeah, uh no, 312 00:23:00.319 --> 00:23:03.480 promote the Rangers. You just did. Yeah, you just did that 313 00:23:04.119 --> 00:23:11.240 and you walked off. That was a big celebrity death. Yeah, a 314 00:23:11.240 --> 00:23:15.480 big one. You did a thigh master research project. Yes, you're willing 315 00:23:15.519 --> 00:23:18.559 to present you have a little three ring binder that you brought in on the 316 00:23:18.599 --> 00:23:22.559 thought just specifically on the thigh master. No, but I know someone that's 317 00:23:22.599 --> 00:23:26.640 on this very show that has first hand thigh master experience. Someone has used 318 00:23:26.680 --> 00:23:30.160 the thigh master. Uh yeah, I'm looking right at him and it ain't 319 00:23:30.240 --> 00:23:33.359 Kevy Go, it's you. You admitted this to me. Well, that's 320 00:23:33.359 --> 00:23:37.480 because every day I come in in your like, you glance at my thighs 321 00:23:37.519 --> 00:23:41.000 and you're like, Jesus, you get that They're perfect, he's got the 322 00:23:41.079 --> 00:23:45.920 gap and everything like, is anyone still to this day using the going home 323 00:23:45.960 --> 00:23:48.960 and getting a quick quick hundred in on the thigh Master? No, those 324 00:23:49.000 --> 00:23:56.039 were somebody is. Those were eliminated yard sales in the mid nineties, years 325 00:23:56.039 --> 00:24:00.319 ago, changing hands at yard sales for a good twenty years and then all 326 00:24:00.359 --> 00:24:06.359 disappearing. Well, damn, we need to come up with something. We 327 00:24:06.400 --> 00:24:11.880 need an infomercial product. That's that's your department, with your with your industries. 328 00:24:11.920 --> 00:24:15.519 Oh you're too busy too. I loved it, but I'm just too 329 00:24:15.519 --> 00:24:18.640 busy. All right, we're slammed here at the downbe But coming up next 330 00:24:18.720 --> 00:24:21.680 we will talk about the most important thing in the world, and that would 331 00:24:21.759 --> 00:24:25.720 be your stinky little Texas Rangers. They did it.