Hey everyone, Robert Here, writer and creator of Movie Night, I'm here
to tell you that seven Land Productions has a new audio drama series debuting this
month called Tower four. It's a thriller that follows a newly appointed firewatcher as
he slowly uncovers a mystery in the Wyoming Woods. If you like to hear
part of it, there will be a short clip after the end credits,
so stick around. We hope you enjoy it. Now the next episode of
Movie Night, Seven Land Productions presents Movie Night Season two, Episode four,
Angry Birds. Hey Brad, is that bird shitt on your door? Dam
again? Josh is going to be so pissed. Why he feels like he's
being targeted by a bird? That's a long story, Daisy. I'm very
intrigued, but I can't stay long. Where is Josh? His car's not
here. He went out to grab some medicine for Cooper. All that's sweet.
Cooper's getting sick? Is Cooper here? No? But I can't afford
to get sick, So I forced Josh to go get him medicine because he
bare not come to Movie Night coughing and sneezing, and he needs to get
better before he you know, moves in. I can't even say it.
Did you at least kick Josh his ass? No? But he's gonna owe
me big time whiskey. I just got out of work, so you need
to unmind. Actually this is a celebratory whiskey good news email from film strip.
It's down to me and some other dude. I gotta skype interview tomorrow
night, so I need you to look this over here? What's this a
list of talking points whereferences in another review? Do I get paid for this?
Do I need to bring up the card again? How long are you
going to hold that over my head until I meet your friends? We haven't
had a game night yet, Brad. Don't worry. You'll be around my
friends soon enough. Actually, I'm in no rush. Why is that I
have a date Saturday with an actual girl? Yes? Who oh? No?
Need to kiss and tell? Have you kissed her? No? Then
tell? I want to wait till Josh is around. Why you want to
brag? I told you we haven't kissed. Did you sleep with her?
Yeah? Daisy, I'm not going to kiss and tell, but I'll definitely
shag and brag. What is wrong with you? Why are you waiting for
Josh. Don't worry about it. Just help me with this right now.
I'll read it over. But you know you could just email this stuff instead
of stopping by every week. It's on my way home and I'm out of
whiskey. Ah, and I thought Cooper was a mooch. He is,
so are you? Doesn't make him any lesson one? Now? Can I
stop by tomorrow to grab this? Sure? I may not be here,
but Josh will. I'll leave it on the counter for you. Can I
ask a serious question? Your writing is good, Brad? No, not
that, although that flippant attitude is unwarranted. I was being flippant. You
weren't being genuine. It was a genuine statement made flippant. Lee. Well,
then don't fish for compliments with you. I know I wouldn't catch anything.
I'm not the dead sea. No that's Kelly. Then what am I
a fucking another sea that's scarcely populated? So not a lot of fish,
not a lot of compliments. What question were you going to ask? Brad?
Do you and Josh bang? That's your serious question? Yeah? You
guys used to date and now you're living together. He needed a place Cooper's
moving in You think I'm going to fuck him? No, because you can't
fuck him and Josh? I mean you can, but you wouldn't. What
does that mean You're not the type to sleep around? Is that it compliments?
Now? Who's fishing? I want to know what you meant by that.
I meant that you seem like the kind of person that makes someone work
for it, like people have to put in real effort to, you know,
break the barrier. How did we get on this again? There's really
no tension there with Josh. We're friends. Plus I'm seeing someone that girl
still what was her name? Not saying? Why not one to kiss and
tell? No? What about shag and brag? After your assumption of my
prudish behavior? You really think I would? So there's absolutely nothing between you
and Josh. No? What if that girl was out of the picture?
Still? But you and Josh went on a date Saturday. It wasn't a
date, it was a bribe. So how was the invisible man out of
sight? Funny? Barry is my best buddy? Hello, Brad? No
movie today? Nope? Were you supposed to go to the movies today?
Brad's been spending a lot of time at the theater recently. I feel like
it has to do with me, but I'm not sure. Not everything revolves
around you, Josh. I've been seeing someone like actors on the big screen.
Brad says he has a date on Saturday night with an actual girl,
Yes, a girl, and not just any girl. Callie. Callie,
Yes Callie the girl Josh stalked and then callously through to the car within one
conversation about a film. I didn't callously throw Callie the very same We met
when I bought a ticket to a matinee and we've been talking ever since.
Worked up the courage, and I'm taking her out Saturday night. This was
your way of getting back at me for dating Megan. Eye for an eye
and a girl for a girl that is so petty. Don't be jealous,
Josh. Jealousy is petty. I'm not jealous. Ahead and dater. I
will do it. I'm gonna what is wrong with you two? He started
it? Go ahead, date Kelly. See if I care you guys won't
last. How do you know? Maybe we'll fall for each other, just
a couple of love birds. We'll have an unbreakable bond that you can only
dream of having with make it not gonna happen. Why because she doesn't like
movies. You big dumb oaf and you're worse than me. Go ahead,
go on your day. Good luck. I guarantee. The moment she mentions
how black and white movies are dumb or brings up the great acting chops at
the cast of Riverdale, you'll lose your shit. I'm not all about film,
Josh. I like other things too. You're applying to be a film
reviewer of classic films, but that's not all I am. You're also a
deck Yeah, hey, why are you here right now? I spun around
and see Daisy holding up my packet. Brad felt the need to leave me
with more homework, but not before calling me a perude. I hate you,
guys. I think he's really upset. You tell me. I can't
believe he gets mad about something so little, so petty. I take it
you haven't noticed the front door. What did that bird shit on the door
again? Son of a bitch? How does he do that? Does he
have projectile shit or is he rubbing his ass up against it? I don't
know. That's the second time. Seriously, how does he shit on a
vertical object, especially when we have an awning. At least he's not shitting
on you anymore. All I did was trim my bush. That sounds dirty.
There was no nest, no nothing. Maybe it was a hangout spot.
What if someone trimmed off half of our living room? I don't know.
Would rent be cheaper? Probably not? How clean it off later?
Hey? Did you get Cooper medicine? Few things? Yeah? The dumb
ass was drinking sugar water to get better. What is he? The fly?
He does look like Jeff goblumid transformation. I think he meant to gargle
saltwater, but confuse it with sugar water. And of gargling, he was
straight up drinking it. You better have not caught anything. I had my
shirt over my mouth the whole time. Well, wash your hands too,
I can't afford to be sick. I'll wash my hands after I clean this
shit off the door. You're doing it now? Yeah? Fuck it.
I didn't see the bird outside, so I might as well. You said
it was a blue jay, right, yeah, son of a bitch.
What look at my car? There's no way that's all from one bird.
Son of a bitch. I think he's got friends. I think you're gonna
need more paper towels. The next day I went to Daisy and Josh just
to retrieve my review. My skype in view was tonight and I was nervous.
Hopefully Daisy finished. Her car wasn't here, but Josh's was, although
there was a large tarp covering it for some reason. Okay, joshua a
bike helmet and band aids all over his face. What the what's with you?
Premium Rush? Are they out there? Aliens? Birds? Man?
There's more than one billions of them? Actually, at least that's what David
Attenborough says. Get inside. I only stopped by to pick up my review.
Daisy told me here. Did she say anything? I text her,
but she didn't respond. She's at work. But did she say anything to
you before she went to work? Told me the birds shit on my car
again? I mean about my review? No, but your interview is tonight
right at seven Pacific Coast time for you or them for them? But you
have to be on at seven, which means four for them, right,
Yeah, unless they don't know you're on the East coast and it would be
seven for you. No, if that was the case, it would be
ten for me. Shit, now, I don't know. I jumped on
my phone and scrolled through my emails. They probably know if you sent in
an application and most of your schooling is in Florida. But I did two
years in Austin, and my family's from Texas as well, so maybe they
think central or is that Mountain time? Austin is central, so an hour
behind yeah, us, but two before them. I gotta go, hey,
you're not really mad about the Megan stuff, are you? Are you
mad about Callie? No me either, Okay, see you Friday. It's
Daisy's pick, right, yeah, okay, run quickly to your car.
There's at least two of them, but the big one likes to do dive
bombs. Big one. I know it's just a blue jay, but that
sucker is huge. It's like something out of freaking Skull Island. I nodded
and ran out. When I reached the car, I looked out the window
for any signs of danger, but nothing. I don't know what Josh was
so worried about. Oh well, time to figure out when this interview actually
was. Damn time zones and damn time is a construct? What the hell
is that coop? What that cough? I had to cough. You can't
cough? I had to well stop I did? I mean, don't cough
anymore tonight, Daisy. We'll throw you out in a heartbeat. I'm not
sick anymore. If you cough, Daisy won't believe that. I don't know
if I can hold it in all night? Hold it in? Do you
really have to cough again? All right now, but I might have to
do later. I'll grab you some cough drops when we get inside. Okay,
why don't you just scare me? What try scaring me? That's a
hiccups coop hiccups. Oh yeah, that's right, Josh. Why are we
still in the car? I'm searching for god birds? The nature park on
Tandy is a lot of birds. I'm not bird watching, I'm bird searching.
What's the difference. The difference is I don't want to see the birds?
Then why are you searching for them? To make sure the coast is
clear? If you want to see the coast, why don't we go to
the beach? Let's go? I think we're wait? What there they are
telephone wire across the street? See them? No? Up there three blue
jays and it's that a pigeon. They're recruiting. What did you do to
them? Nothing? I trimmed my bush the other day. Is that an
innuendo? No, an actual bush, Cooper. Apparently it pissed them off.
Maybe there was a nest. There was no nest. And even if
there was a nest, what din't that mean there should be only two blue
jays? Was with the third one? Maybe it's a throuble and the pigeon
kinky spectator? Okay, let's just go. We run for the door.
Go? Did they chase us? I don't know. Seriously, Tippy,
you would need to relax. Did you just refer to me as Tippy Heedron?
Do you know another Tippy? You think this is a joke? The
birds don't bother me? What about your car? Spotless? This is bullshit?
Well that means it wouldn't bother me either, Probably not, So I
ran for nothing. It's good to get some exercise. You're feeling better,
A right, Coop? Right? Yeah, I'm fine. One cough,
onece knee is You're out? But Daisy, no, you don't live here
yet, and I have to make the most of my freedom. It's bad
enough I have to share a place with the anti doctor Doolittle over here.
But if you're still sick, I did nothing to them. Oh my god,
is that them? Yeah? They're here for a movie night too.
Move. Hey guys, hey quick shut the door. Why Josh is at
war with a couple of blue jays. It's more than a couple, it's
a throuble. I think they're recruiting, like holding tryouts for who can shit
on your car the fastest? What the hell did you do to these birds?
I trimmed my bush like an actual bush? Or is this some kind
of sexual joke. You gotta stop saying my bush. Well, I'm not
gonna say our bush. Maybe there was a nest, there wasn't. Okay,
damn, I checked. These birds have it out for me, and
I cannot figure out why. Cooper? Was that a cough? No?
It was a laugh? A laugh? Yeah? Laugh? Are you sick?
Cooper? I was sick. I told him I didn't want him over
here, all contagious. What if I get sick when we're living together,
Josh is gonna build you a shed in the back. You couldn't be the
add to his Sean. Really, she's joking, Coop. Well, I
would take a sick person over a thief. Any day. I thought we
came to the conclusion that Henry wasn't a thief. We did, But it
turns out go ahead and tell them, Anderson. Okay, So, while
I don't think Henry took Christine's money, he does in fact have a problem.
He's only been at your house for like five days. What did he
take cocaine? He took your cocaine, not ours, someone else's, someone
who wasn't too pleased, and showed up at our house last night with a
knife. It was just a pocket knife. Yes, thank god, it
was only a small knife. Did he threaten you? No? No,
no, no, no, not us. Henry slapped him around a bit
too, you guys, Okay, we made it to movie night. So
what happened with Henry? Anderson politely asked Henry to vacate our residence. Did
he Yes? But Anderson is paying for his room at a motel near the
beach is Coast? Clear what Josh wanted to know? Ignore him, Anderson,
you're paying for his motel room. He doesn't have any money. He
has enough money to buy cocaine. I thought he stole the cocaine. He
bought some and he stole them. He should have sold what he stole.
That's how he really make money. Okay, Tony Montana. I don't think
it would have worked out because he had a high on his own supply,
because the man he stole from showed up at our house the other night and
demanded it back. Pay attention, Cooper. He should have sold it faster.
I would have Cooper. I need you to be careful with what you
say. I'm not living with a drug dealer. I'm not a drug dealer,
but if I was, I could definitely move product. Well, fuck
me, shut the door. There are birds out there. That's where they
live. Josh outside. Since you see him down, I'm going to assume
the Skype interview didn't go well. It did not. Why did I not
do my laundry? What Skype interview for the film review site? No?
From my new cam channel, you can find me as sluts for hire scream
named fuck sticks sixty nine. Gross. You know you could have just said,
yes, did you go over your talking points? Yeah? That wasn't
the issue. What was the issue. I wasn't wearing pants? What Why
the hell were you not wearing any pants? The camera was only on my
chest and head. Wait, no pants? Or no anything. I had
underwear on, but I haven't had time to do a wash, so I
was wearing what I was wearing. Yeah, I had on out with it.
Brad. A thong? Oh, shut up? A thong? Why
do you own a thong? It was a joke present a work friend gave
me. Weird joke. If it was a joke present, why were you
wearing it? And why were you wearing it doing a skype job interview?
Okay, it's not that crazy. I went over to the cupboard and grabbed
it glass. I poured myself some whiskey. That can't be a celebratory whiskey.
It's a drown my sorrows one. I hadn't done a little laundry in
like two weeks, so I started a load before the interview. I wore
the thong because I was planning on staying at home anyway, and I liked
to dress comfortably, and a thong was comfortable for you. I don't like
to wear pants, and because I was out of boxers and boxer briefs,
the thong was my go to. Why not just be naked at that point
because I'm walking around the house and sitting on the couch chairs. I don't
want my genitals or bare ass sticking to my computer chair. Your bare ass
is still touching the chair, but not my ass whole gross. Okay,
so you're wearing a thong and what Well to look professional, I put on
a nice shirt, comb my hair, and made sure the camera was facing
the right area. Keep going. But when I started the interview process,
I couldn't keep a connection my wife. I kept dipping out and the screen
kept freezing. Yeah. Well, the screen froze. At one point I
couldn't hear see them in the window. I figured the call dropped again,
so I got up and went to the router, unplugged it and plugged it
back in. But the video was still alive. It was on their end,
so they saw. Well. I made sure to stay out of you,
just in case. I've seen enough YouTube videos and Facebook suggested vision to
know that Skype and zoom calls can often lead to despair. The problem was
I didn't realize the video feed could see the mirror behind me. Everything.
They saw everything. I was bent over like an amateur model. This is
why I always were clothes around the house. We keep the blinds open sometimes
and I don't want to accidentally give our neighbors a free show. Relax,
nobody's saved for Anderson wants to see that. Yeah, I'm sure your interviewers
love seeing a reflection of your wedged ass. Did you end up getting the
Wi Fi working? Yeah, but by that time they said they filled the
spot. They filled the spot during my interview. Film strip is done.
Sorry, buddy, don't give up though. There are other sites, other
opportunities. Yeah, but maybe dressed the partner time the whole way. You
don't think Ebert and Roper were ever panciless when writing reviews, not together.
I think you learned a valuable lesson, though, Do his laundry sooner,
don't wear thongs, get a new router, do his laundry sooner. I
said that already, Cooper, I wasn't listening. Oh wow, I guess
there was a lot of lessons to be learned. Can you guys just let
me drink my whiskey in piece please? Just then, something small hit against
the front door. What the hell was that? Is that a knock?
That was a weak knock. It wasn't a knock. I'll tell you what
it was, Oh God, A bird and not just any bird, angry
birds, there's no way. Don't open that door, Anderson, they want
me. Josh donned his bike coming and grabbed a tennis racket. Josh,
you cannot be thinking about hitting a bird with a tennis racket. I'll do
what I have to to survive. Those things nearly picked my eyes out.
We're out of band aids. Josh. You know birds don't normally attack people
unless provoked or unless you did something to their nest. Oh, when did
you study ornithology? The same day I learned not to show my ass on
the internet, Josh, don't pull a tippy. What's that? Going to
a place you know is dangerous and in this case, right where the birds
are? Yeah, man, leave it. Aren't we watching that tonight?
Of course? It's a perfect right, it really is. And Cooper has
never seen it? What the birds? I don't like documentaries. It's not
a documentary, but isn't it about birds? Yeah? I watched the documentary
on giraffes last week. We'll asleep hathway through. I like animals, but
I don't need to see them eat and sleep all day. That's all you
do when I go out here. I want you to shut the door behind
me. We can't allow them to get inside. I will gladly log you
out of your own house. Be careful, Cooper, that was a cough.
I'm not sick. Okay, you assholes come at me. Should we
be worried for him? I'm more worried for Cooper. Really, I'm not
sick. No, No, there's more here. Use this daisy, press
an ice pack against Josh's face, blue Jay's pigeons, even a cardinal.
They went from my eyes. They really went from my eyes. Maybe we
don't trim our bushes for a while. Okay, yeah, that does sound
dirty. Man. At least Anderson got his ass kicked by an actual human.
Shut up. Yeah, I can't wait to tell Callie about this.
Callielly days, you're making Cooper sit in the corner. He coughed. I
will not get sick. It's okay, it's not so bad over here.
I can still see the screen Mostlee, Brad, are you dating Kelly?
Not yet? But we do have a date. Is this retaliation for Megan?
Yo? Wow? Can we start the movie already? What you gotta
rush home and do more laundry. That thong isn't gonna wash itself. I
threw it out. I'll get the movie ready. Josh continued to ice his
face while the rest of us got snacks and drinks. Anderson, can you
grab me a beer here? Thank you? Cooper. That shit better clear
up before you move in. I'm not sick. This is a post sick
cough. Plus they got am allergic to birds and Josh is so covered with
feathers. Josh, you want another ice pack? No, I'm fine.
Just start the movie so I can quickly develop some PTSD. You got it.
Sippy Movie Night. Written by Robert M. Lamb, edited by Issa
Yaszade, starring Robert M. Lamb as Josh, Catabell as Daisy, Brian
Messick as Brad, Jack Austin as Cooper Pope, Ennis as Kelly, Nick
Englehart as Anderson co starring Christina Lewis. Music provided by Kevin McCloud of incompetet
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a short clip of Tower four main character Mike archer awakens on his first night
to some strange noises in the woods. I startled away. What the hell
is that noise? What is that? I thought I was dreaming, but
no, there was something outside. I sat up and rubbed my eyes.
I had no idea what time it was, but it was still very dark
outside. My eyes wouldn't adjust. Something large was moving through the forest.
What could it be? I got up and looked out the window. In
the distance, I could barely make out trees swaying wildly. Whatever it was
it was moving slowly heading east. That wasn't a bare or moose. That
couldn't be an animal. It's too big. The trees continued to shake.
Shit, is it a bulldozer or something? No, Mike will he will
be bulldozing the forest in the middle of the night. I check the time.
It's four am. Jesus. Whatever it was it was moving away.
Continued to rub my eyes. These pills made it hard for me to keep
them open. Eventually the crashing in the woods stopped. What the hell was
that? This has been a seven lamb production.