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He's gay, Dush. He's gay. No gay, I just say that.

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No, he's gay for you,
Dutch. He only wants you our

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filmation. Now please, I'm not
gay. He bring your gay, so

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bring your gay for me. And
I'm not gay with you. Please don't

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just do him to these lying and
he's gay for you Dutch. No,

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I'm mad a hero the way I'm
hanging out with a couple of queers.

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What do you mean a couple of
queers. No, I'm not gay.

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It's just him, my life,
a couple of queer boards. Hey look,

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he said, hey, look is
it? Hey? Look is it?

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watching the video, if you're watching
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to see kind of in the background
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when we're going to be all in
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feel for like the dimensions of the
room, how many chairs, how long

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the table should be, how why
everything should be. So it's pretty exciting

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times things are in flux, things
are in motion. Uh, and yeah,

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it's it's it'll be it'll be fun
figuring this stuff out. And by

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fun I mean TV. But where
is that? Yeah? Yeah, extremely

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yeah, I I uh uh i
I I just this whole moving thing is

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it's it's draining me so so badly. It's it's training, man. It's

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do you remember case and do you
remember when we moved into I guess we

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could say whatever when we moved into
the avalon and we had we spent like

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I think we got about like six
am that day and we finished at like

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one am the next day. Was
like nine of us. It was Lily,

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Whiskey, me, you, Gabby
justin there was a lot of people

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helping, but like it was,
we were moving. We were moving like

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four people's things, basically like four
people's lives into an apartment, and it

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was just like, man, that
was not fun at all. Even though

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the drive was like a relatively short
with that truck, it still took so

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goddamn long. It was so fucking
excrossted. We had to bring so much

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shit up the stairs. Man,
did I ever tell the story about like

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one of the friend when we moved
into the Islive Branch apartment, the first

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apartment that we ever moved into in
Burbank where we were driving and the mountains

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were the mountains were on fire when
we were moving in, like it was.

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I remember it was October one,
twenty seventeen. I remember this very

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very vividly, because Lyle was moving
in on the same day too, like

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across the street, and we were
like going back and forth with this big

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U haul dropping stuff off. I
dropped off. I think I gave Lyle

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my fridge or something from the old
place that we had to buy because the

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apartment didn't come with a fucking fridge, so we I remember specifically, or

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we were moving in and in this
building there was no signal at all,

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and I had ordered food while I
was inside because I was like, oh

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my god, I'm so hungry.
It's one hundred and fourteen degrees. God,

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it was so high. As it
was raining, as it's raining ash

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as we're doing hard labor moving this
stuff into the apartment, and my food

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just I guess it just didn't the
ordered in transmit because the Wi Fi was

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all fucked up, or like the
Internet was all fucked up in that area.

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And I was with Jalen in the
U haul driving back to the apartment

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to pick up more stuff, and
I got the ping that my food was

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on the way, and I was
like, Jalen, I have to go.

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And I at a stop light at
at a stoplight at like an intersection,

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I walked out of the truck and
ran back to the apartment to get

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my food because I was so hungry. It's so deliered. I was driving

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like with my sh sure it off, dude. It was one hundred and

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fourteen degrees. I'm not exaggerating.
It was so fucking hot, dude.

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Isn't it crazy that noticeably since we've
lived here, the deather of California has

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changed that much I don't think it's
ever been that hot ever since. Like

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dude, it doesn't get anywhere near
that high anymore around us. Yeah,

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hitting the bones. It is crazy
in this area. Now. That's probably

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to be fair. Yeah, to
be fair too. Fires on the very

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mountain fires don't happen the same way
anymore. Remember that is true. We've

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been a good fire. Uh yeah, because after a while, you have

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to you have to you have to
change things to make sure ship like that

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doesn't happen anymore. I remember,
I remember the one time I I we

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did Dave Rubins in twenty seventeen,
and yeah, when I did it,

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his just two blocks over. He
was like, oh, he's like,

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by the way, there's a good
chance we might have to eva. We'll

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just see what happens. And I
was like, yeah, this is this

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feels stupid. Like I was just
like it's so close that I was like

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it. But they're like, oh, the the wind is blowing the other

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way, so like you know,
Dave Ruben sounds like no, the wind

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is the other way into And I
was like why would I was like,

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you have money, why don't you
just leave? Like why would you leave?

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It? Just no, we gotta
work. We gotta fucking work,

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and eventually, you know, he
booked it out of there. But definitely

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did I love we were We were
talking a little bit before before the podcast

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about like this vague because I was
talking to Mick also, and there is

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this I don't know if you feel
this way, but like I feel this

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vague sense of nostalgia for like the
beginning, like the really early days of

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like the pandemic, like real like
the first like week or two, like

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when we were like in lockdown and
it was like, Oh, what's gonna

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happen? Like what's going on?
Doom an animal crossing? Are oute?

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Everybody's like everybody, it's like a
weird there's like a weird energy in the

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air where you're like, I'm not
sure where this is gonna go. And

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I think when we found out,
I can't. I don't. There was

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something interesting about it at least,
and like once it got to the point

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where it's like, oh, we're
gonna be here for months and months and

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months, then the novelty wore off
a little bit. But dude, the

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air was cleaner, the traffic was
way fucking better. Things were like kind

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of cheap. We got a free
we got a free month, We got

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a free apartment basically as a result
of that. So like it was a

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lot of good ship and like my
life barely changed. We work it from

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home anyway, So like from my
perspective, it was like this is kind

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of yeah, you quit Starbucks finally, which is something that you should have

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done a while ago. To be
fair. Io I got an awesome job

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out of it. Let's see,
Lily was gone for like three four weeks.

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Peace, Peace from Lily. There
was something about it was it's almost

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like it so almost like do you
guys remember like being like a kid and

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like when the power would go out
and there was kind of like there was

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kind of like this, oh okay, we're gonna bust out the lantern or

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whatever. Like things were like the
flashlights. Well I lived in the Bronx

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so and flashlights. No, we
had flashlights, but they were like there

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were like several break ins whenever the
power went out. Like there's like one

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time, I think in four there
was a blackout and Fordham Road got destroyed.

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It wasn't black Big Edison blackout East
Coast? Where was it? Two

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thousand and three? Yeah, you're
basing you're basically in the ballpark. That

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was crazy, dude. It was
what they they did so pretty much.

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You might not know that. You
might know if you've been to the Bronx.

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I don't. I know, you've
been to Queens and you've been meant

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a highend before. But in the
Bronx over like a man, you know

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where where downtown Burdbank is, that's
pretty much Fordham Road. They in the

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Bronx they ran sat like literally they
were TV stories were without TVs, there

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were no stereos, PlayStations were like. It was insane. They emptied that

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bit out. That's crazy. Did
you see that? Did you see that?

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Trump? And I wanted to go
out? And my Grandma's like,

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hell no, you want to say, of course I would have. I

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would have got another one. Did
you see that Trump rally in the Bronx,

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by the way, Yeah, broke
my heart. I mean it's not

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real. Yeah. He was jacking
his dicks off again, yeah constantly,

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Jack, Like I was like,
what, look, I know there's like

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a boogie, but like he he
does these downward like it kind of goes

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downward where he's really servicing. It's
no shoulders. Yeah, it doesn't just

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arm and like some of hip you
shoulders with it too. That stance,

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what is what that stance where he's
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but his legs are like doing it
kind of. But then his he's like

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you know Michael in Smooth Criminal where
they do that they do that move where

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like they're going down and like it's
it's kind of like that and it's I

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don't want to give him any credit, but like I was like, I

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can't stand like that. That's kind
of impressive. I don't get it.

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His center of gravity is all in
his feet apparently, like it's very strange.

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He's always he's always leaning severely forward, like it's very bizarre, Like

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I really don't understand his his biology
at all. It's very drew him as

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a what is it what are they
called centaurs where they the horse people?

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Yeah, yeah, right, someone
drew him is and it looked I was

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like that that makes so much sense
because when you just add like the horse

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part with the legs so where he's
like kind of forward and I was like

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that that actually looks like he should
have been that And then he got stopped

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like like maybe he took a potion, and he was like, gun a

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morph but then it only worked about
like seven percent. And he's like he

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got stopped at the very first,
like the first transition stage of an animorph,

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like the very the very first one, as soon as there's a phenotypic

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difference. He got stopped. Such
a fucking afterwheling transformation. I'm like,

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oh yeah, I'm I'm five percent
horse waste of a power you could have.

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You could have been so strong,
you could have been so strong,

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and yet you chose to stop.
You got that horses if they sleep that

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like if like they can't lay down
because their organs will crush them. Is

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that? Is that real? I
don't know. I don't wait wait,

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wait, wait, wait, what
do you mean do I don't know what

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I mean? Like, what are
you saying I lay down? I know

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that I remember hearing something about like, you know what as I'm saying this.

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I don't know if any part of
this story is correct, because I

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don't remember if it was horses,
I don't remember, if it was laying

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down, I don't remember if it
was organs, and I don't remember,

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like what the fuck there was something
like that. Somebody in the child will

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know what I'm talking about. It
was like going around on Twitter for a

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while where like if you tip a
cow or something, it'll die because the

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weight of its organs will like suffocate
it or or something like that, like

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some weird shit. Well yeah,
well cows, Yeah, yeah, they'll

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they'll they'll figure it out. Although
I'm fascinated consistently by the by just the

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makeup of those animals because they're so
their legs are so fucking spindily, like,

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it doesn't make any sense that they're
able to stand like cows. It's

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confusing. How do they have like
the multiple stomachs thing? Creep me out?

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That's the thing where, yeah,
what do you need that for?

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Because of what they eat? Because
they just eat grass. Though they eat

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grass, what happens is when you
eat think, when you eat vegetation like

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that, it has a cell wall, and the cell walls hard. It

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doesn't really break down with stomach acid
stomach. I don't know. I didn't.

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I didn't build them, you know
I didn't. Would you ask God?

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Like, just stop don't ask.
Well, I'm just saying. I'm

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saying, like I eat way,
I eat way more different types of things

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than cow's eat, And I do
it all complex. That's why when you

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eat corn, it doesn't come out
finished. You're telling me why I don't

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eat corn. You're telling me that. You're telling me that a pizza is

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less complex than grass. Get fucked. Pizza is more degradable in stomach acid

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than grasses. Yes, that doesn't
make it less complex, but it helps

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it. It's less digestively complex.
I disagree. I don't care. I

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don't care. I don't care about
fuck fucking cows. Man, just they

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need to chill out with that ship
cut out. You know, let's let's

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you know, you know, in
fact, cows and like farm animals help

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the incursive nature of forests hold back
the forest. What now they don't they

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do? They do? Like there's
not being insane. They do like animals

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that animals that gray and stuff like
that they're minor and stuff like that helps

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prevent the forest from overshaping the areas. It actually does. It's true,

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it's true, it really does.
Believe sure it isn't. Man. Man.

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Man also does the most help.
Man does most of the man chomping

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down the forest violently. But I've
seen I've seen fringally. Man. Come

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on, I felt so differently about
those types of animals like live livestock and

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like horses and like those when I
went to like a farm and I saw

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a horse with like flies dancing around
in its eyes, like just chilling on

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its eyeball just like slurping away and
its fucking eye juices. And the horse

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just doesn't the horse doesn't even do
this, which is crazy, like it

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even like he doesn't even like brush
the brush the flies away, which is

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nuts. How are you that comfortable
with his hooves? And you know,

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just kind of like, well,
dude, even just like even the way

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even dogs do that, even like
the even dogs are like you know,

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and they got fairly rigid fucking legs. You know, I'm trying to picture

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a horse. I mean a horse
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Well that is like this. First
of all, you're right, that

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is crazy. I hate that.
But let's say something that is like truly

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bothersome. I'm sure they'll bend their
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their legs. Probably. That's what's
crazy though about it is that it's like,

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how is that not? But how
what is your what is your barometer

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for bothers them? If you don't
mind these horrifying, fucking creatures dancing around

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on the very thing that you use
to perceive the world. Like I don't.

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I I can't relate the horses for
that reason, and for that reason,

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I'm out. I think that means
they're more evolved because they're less bothered

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by stuff. No, they're less
technically because they're willing to put up with

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They're willing to put up with mediocrity. Damn. Maybe horses eyes aren't real.

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Maybe like may well, first and
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wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait, we gotta so are you saying

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that they see with something that they're
they have decoy eyes and they're actually seeing

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with something else that we don't understand
is that it's like one of those butterflies

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have like the pattern on their backs, but they really there aren't eyes makes

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their eyes. Yeah. See that's
how this is how you this is why

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horses, uh you know how they
put the blinders on like that. That

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ain't that that's bullshit. Like horses
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but they they they don't. They
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So it's been an evolutionary advantage or
something. I love the idea if you

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stand right next to horse, the
kids like right in front of themselves,

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they can't see you, right.
So like the idea of being in front

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of a horse and standing still and
then peeking over the side and yelling or

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some ship it's scaring the funk out
of the horse. Just have it,

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Just turn around and kick the fun
out of your face. I wish I

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could kick as hard as a horse
could. Man, I would go I

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would do it, Evan Man,
I would fucking end people's careers. I

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would end motherfucker's careers. I would
realize it can't be no time training,

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he's not prepared, and there's ship
with fold. It can't be that difficult.

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It can't be that difficult to kick
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like a horse, a horse is, like a horse is one horse power.

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You know what a human is,
not a horse. I know a

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human. I know a human can
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seen people getting fine. I wouldn't
say fine, yeah, that's definitely,

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I say, I say alive,
it's definitely that's ave. Yeah, for

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sure, for sure, you're absolutely
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horsepower. You you're one about that? How many horses? I'm about to

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look that up. I never really
do. How many horses is this car?

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Yeah? What is horsepower? Horse? It's gonna be it really is.

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I think it actually straight up is
just powerful, like the idea that

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we one horse, right, yeah, the pulling power of one horse,

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which is crazy like that. We
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like if if we measured money and
cat dollars or something. What horsepower is

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very simple. Horsepower is five hundred
feet per pound per second, five people

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pomp per second. That makes sense
equals for so, one horse equals five

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hundred normal people's feet. Is that
what you're saying? No, let me

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bring one horse equals wait wait wait
wait wait hold on, one horse equals

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five hundred normal people kicks one horse
kick? Is that what that means?

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That's impossible. I don't think we're
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That'd be insane. Yeah, because
they're not talking about they're not talking

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about pounds per square inch of like
force. They're talking about just like pulling

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power. No, but they said
feet specifically, so they're clearly talking about

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heat. So horsepower equals h force
per pound times distance over time in mind,

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don't teach me, mathew, asshole, fuck you simple. No,

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I'm not here for math. I'm
not here. Nobody's here for math.

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Let's move on to what what we
really need to be talking about is ruined

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everything, bro, Like, that's
stupid to be human powers and they sucked

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it up. Power strong basards,
goddamn hor assholes. You ever been next

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to a giant horse like a Clydesdale
or something, It actually scares me.

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It's fucking scary because they're so they're
beautiful, they're so big, like if

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something just ran under it and scared
it, and then it just bumps you

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like you're not knocking you down,
like it's it's gonna hurt. You're gonna

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talking about big horses. Big horses
are so powerful that it frightens me.

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You have Clydesdale. I've never been
to Clydesdale. I don't I know the

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big the big really horses with the
wooly legs and they're like reddish and they

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have the white hair. Are you
talking about the pokemon? That's not real?

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Kingston? I don't know if you
know that which was that called again?

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Is that what you're talking? That's
not Listen and rappid ash I remember,

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I feel like I actually it is, Oh my god, it is.

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Yeah, I told you it's But
if you're Spanish, your Spanish,

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you'll say yeah, because I guess
thats a y so yeah you wouldn't.

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Yeah. I want to put it
like p o in with that little squeakly

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thing over it. And this is
my this is my autistic flamehrse. Listen,

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we gotta move on. We have
a really important story to talk don't.

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We don't got to move on.
We haven't. Don't be a whole

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you have no, we have an
important thing to talk about for once.

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What's up? What's up? Ocean
gate? The submarine, it's happening again,

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doing it again? They want to
do it again. And this is

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see. I I'm really excited about
this because I think this is exactly the

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unifying force that we need. I
feel like we just need to periodically,

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like maybe annually, even if we
make this like an annual thing, just

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send a couple of billionaires into a
submarine really really low and watch them crumble

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and implode. And then I feel
like that that could be like we would.

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We will never have a society where
we have like a purge or something

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like that or anything like crazy.
But I feel like this is something that

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we could Theoretically, we could muster
this, I think into reality. We

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could manifest it if you will,
and I'm all for it. So you

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don't think that they'll catch on after
a while. I don't think they will.

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I think they'll I think they're hubris
and their humors will get the best

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of them and they will be like, we don't actually, you know what,

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actually don't think we need to improve
anything about the submarine. I think

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really what we need to do is
I think they just I think I think

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the people who were in there just
didn't know how to do it, So

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let me do it, and then
year after year there will be the same

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submarine with the same Logitech controller and
the same fucking types of people going down

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there and imploding. I think it
is a logit. I think it is

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there. I think it is actually
their moral imperative to make sure that every

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time the submarine goes down, everybody
on board dies. I actually don't think

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this, I I I really don't
think there would be a purpose to doing

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this. If that wasn't because what
what are you doing? What are you

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getting out of a submarine? Ride
outside? Like? What do you see

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the water cool? I could just
take a bath, you know, it's

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just stupid, same thing. I
go in the water in my bathtob I

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get scared the same way, and
I come up, let's look at it.

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I'm gonna read a little bit of
this because I wanted to know.

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Uh sure, and Ohio billionaire is
planning to take a deep sea submersible to

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the Titanic. It's always the Titanic
depths, like who gives a fuck?

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Who cares? Footage of that ship
already that you can watch that will look

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better than being there. That's the
thing. That's that's okay anyway, So

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yeah, real estate investor Larry of
course he's a billionaire because he's a real

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estate investor. Of course, Larry
O'Connor. Of course, this guy,

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when I see can you a better
group? Can you think? This is

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what I'm saying. It's like,
can you think of a better group of

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people to be sent underwater into a
into a submersible and imploded? I could

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ready for that, yet you're not
ready for that? But yeah, wait,

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whoa whoa, whoa gonna I'm not
gonna say yeah yeah, actually because

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absolutely prejudice. Absolutely prejudice. That's
what it sounds. Probably probably like you

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and Hitler are like, hey,
it was good? What never you like?

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Like I like you? Like you
be happy with the people I chose.

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Don't get me wrong, but like, like it was good you you

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he w on board with that,
homie. Like I'm saying, bro,

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we can make better try not make
better people. You know what I'm saying.

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You know what I'm saying, right, Like, let's be real bad.

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Stop pussy fighting. Bro, let's
let's bro a thousand years yet stupid?

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Look all right, all right,
so yeah we're gonna get billionaires.

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I like it. So who's who's
going with this guy on the first trip.

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Let's say that there's there's ten seats, who's going who's going with?

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I just would know. I want
to know Mark Cuban died for some reason.

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I don't know why. I just
want to know he's dead, Like

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I want to know for some reason
he's not terrible. He's actually not a

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terrible guy, but I want to
know he's probably one of like the least

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egregious ones, Like I know something
about him makes me think he should not

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be here. He's let me look
deep down, I'm sure he's probably doing

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a lot of like he's probably still
doing some ship that we're not aware of.

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I'm sure if I look and do
a deep dive of Mark Cuban like

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get really pissed off. But I
want to believe because I think he still

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owns the Mavericks. I'm assuming that's
really the only reason I know him,

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and so I've always sound about the
Mavericks Finals. Right now, man,

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the fucking is it's a good basketball
it's but where's my where's my? What

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is dirt? So they don't use
Germans, so they look at they replaced

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him. They replaced him with a
what is he a Serbian or something?

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Whatever? The fuck? Wait,
what is he? I don't even know

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what Luca Donchence is. He's like
Serbian, he's something like that. If

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he's not, I apologized, but
I don't care. They're all they're just

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white and Europeans. So it's the
same thing they replaced. That's why they

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got they They replaced Dirk with another
white European that that is well more sensational

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than Dirk. Actually, don't say
that, well, Dirk was good,

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but Luca is kind of a freak. You know, he's just got that

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weird you know, like some of
those Europeans they just have like there is

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so good with shooting guns because you
know, it's in their blood, like

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you know, just shoot guns really
well. So he's like, in the

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same he's channeling his his ancestry of
blasting natives from other countries to just shooting

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translating that to shooting baskets like it's
it's incredible, or like he's just like

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because it's in their blood. It's
like it's if if you palette swapped,

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if you palette swapped this conversation,
that is cancellable. That is a cancellable

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statement, this palet. So that's
why it's so great that if a European

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was like, oh, these negro
shoot basketball as well because it's in their

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blood, that podcast would get canceled
with that's already upped it. But see,

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that's why it's so great that there
are certain things you can just get

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away with just it's like it's like
doing racist uh Asian caricatures or or impressions,

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like it's fucked up. But at
the end of the day, no

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one's gonna really do anything about it. Like if we just turned this into

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like the the the King Chong cast
for one day and then just went like

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crazy with that, people would be
like, what the is that? And

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then we changed back the next day. The next day, we're back to

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Snark Tank and we don't say anything
about it, Like we wouldn't get canceled.

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People would be like, what the
fuck was that? That was crazy

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and then they would move on.
People would laugh at it if we if

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we turned it into the Hard Art
Tank and then you know, like we

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just have Chris just saying the IN
word fucking like for the entire two hours.

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Uh, you know, we probably
wouldn't be a podcast anymore. But

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you're taken down. So I mean, look, Swan song, Swan song,

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Like, if we don't get Keith
David, it's got to be something

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else, you know, Like,
if we don't get Keith, then it's

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gonna it's gonna be something incredibly Chris, episode five hundred, You have to

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use the N word, yeah on
the show, But I feel like I've

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said it on the show before.
I'm put in my heart r Bro,

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you're being so I'm talking about you
never hear me as N word one and

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Derek as N word two. Yeah, that's crazy. They got to do

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it if you don't do it.
So general agreement, all right, we're

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shaking on it right now, verbal
shake, all right, not verbal digital.

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Yeah, okay, so it's locked
in great So yeah, okay,

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So who's on the submersible? Who's
on you? Got so ten spots?

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This this this ohio retard is.
See. The issue is that I feel

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like the people who need to be
on it the most are people that we've

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never that we wouldn't know, you
know what I mean, Like it would

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be people in the shadows who are
like very very wealthy but have no societal

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impact as far as like what they
personally bring to the table. You know,

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it would be those people. It
would be people like this guy.

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It would be people like this guy
who like, I don't know who this

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fucking I've never heard of this fucking
person is, but he's a fucking wealthy

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cond and so like, well,
yeah, but that's not the size.

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We don't know who the we're Okay, I'm just I'm just saying, of

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course you're right about that, but
not that isn't get get Elan on there.

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Yeah he was. He was number
one of those. He was Ralph

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00:30:18.440 --> 00:30:25.920
just because uh he's my No,
I don't want Ethan Ralph until he's like

403
00:30:26.039 --> 00:30:29.920
finished, until like one day is
like I'm no longer streaming anymore or something.

404
00:30:30.039 --> 00:30:32.920
If he survived, what if he
survives the wreckage of the implosure,

405
00:30:32.960 --> 00:30:37.880
because he is equally as dense.
Probably he's like holding it back like he's

406
00:30:37.960 --> 00:30:44.039
like doing like like like a psych
like a ionic person. Don't worry,

407
00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:48.160
I got it. He's like he's
like Peter Parker and Spider too when he's

408
00:30:48.200 --> 00:30:53.079
like holding like the the edge,
like the really all that. Mary Jane

409
00:30:53.200 --> 00:30:59.400
is like, this is really heavy. He's holding the submarine together. He's

410
00:31:00.640 --> 00:31:04.079
the force. And he's like,
guys for yeah, and he goes like

411
00:31:04.200 --> 00:31:08.160
guys run and he goes, Ethan, it's a submarine. We can't run

412
00:31:08.319 --> 00:31:12.160
anywhere, like move on, go
on without me, And he's like,

413
00:31:12.480 --> 00:31:18.400
I mean there's if we can't show
anywhere. We're stuck. They're crushed,

414
00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:21.799
but there's like okay, most of
them would have to have been crushed already.

415
00:31:22.480 --> 00:31:22.759
No no, no, no,
no no, no, it's not

416
00:31:22.920 --> 00:31:30.240
bending at all. It's he's holding
it back, he's like hands out extremely

417
00:31:32.000 --> 00:31:36.599
then he's not only I was picturing
that it just collapsed around him. There's

418
00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:41.279
enough space for his body. So
he's just so Ethan Ralph is just like

419
00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:48.079
really his he's off, he's setting
the force down there. Yeah, and

420
00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:49.720
he's doing It's like, yeah,
I would say that it probably more like

421
00:31:49.799 --> 00:31:55.839
the the subway, the that what
he's what he's when he's holding it and

422
00:31:55.880 --> 00:31:59.559
he's holding his arms out Spider Man, Yeah, say so he's more like

423
00:31:59.680 --> 00:32:05.160
doing that thing with this fucking ships
trying to hold back it. Guys,

424
00:32:05.400 --> 00:32:10.480
do you'll see it yet? Hold
on, just go I love go on

425
00:32:10.599 --> 00:32:24.440
without like they some reach. Elon
Musk opens the fucking he opens the window

426
00:32:24.519 --> 00:32:30.759
like a fucking ninety seven Volkswagen Jetna, and the ocean just rushes it.

427
00:32:31.200 --> 00:32:36.519
They only got one chance, and
I want I want him. I want

428
00:32:36.599 --> 00:32:38.839
him to be rolling it down and
until it's down all the way, the

429
00:32:38.920 --> 00:32:44.759
water doesn't come in like it's like
it's like a fucking car window. It

430
00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:55.119
goes down side. I think,
just like not only its explosion. Wait,

431
00:32:55.160 --> 00:32:59.839
we gotta jump the shark, because
so basically it was only that guy

432
00:33:00.039 --> 00:33:07.640
Elon Musk front bezos down there.
Pelosi fucking Pelosi is not a billionaire yet,

433
00:33:07.799 --> 00:33:10.839
like she's she's gonna die soon anyway, it doesn't matter like waste.

434
00:33:13.240 --> 00:33:16.319
I would also save her to they're
like, really, just putside the clock

435
00:33:16.400 --> 00:33:23.640
of the door. I wouldn't come
in. Let's see. Probably probably just

436
00:33:23.720 --> 00:33:31.440
a bunch of landlords like this dickhead, the Blackrock people. Let's see.

437
00:33:31.759 --> 00:33:37.359
Yeah, yeah, whoever's black Blackrock
man John Blackrock, CEO of black Rock,

438
00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:40.160
whatever his name is. I guess
we can do Yeah, yeah,

439
00:33:40.319 --> 00:33:43.720
John Blackrock, Yeah we can do, like I think we could do.

440
00:33:44.160 --> 00:33:47.240
I mean, I guess people on
Pelosi's level make sense to like there are

441
00:33:47.279 --> 00:33:51.640
some people that are it's like,
let's help them. You're you're kind of

442
00:33:51.720 --> 00:33:53.319
right where there's people that are,
you know, one foot in the grave,

443
00:33:53.400 --> 00:33:58.200
but they're not dying fast enough.
So like there is like a a

444
00:33:58.319 --> 00:34:01.079
Mitch McConnell who was like, I'm
like, why is he still here?

445
00:34:05.400 --> 00:34:07.280
I want I want to I want
to be the reason he goes though.

446
00:34:07.280 --> 00:34:10.079
I want to be I want to
stand over him. I want to stand

447
00:34:10.119 --> 00:34:14.119
over in him and hail him as
he leaves, you know, he takes

448
00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:15.880
that. I want to I want
to use it to keep me here longer.

449
00:34:16.320 --> 00:34:20.519
I want to know that, Like
you know, it's evil, it's

450
00:34:20.639 --> 00:34:22.559
evil, but I want to like
catch his soul on the bottle and then

451
00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:28.079
crack it for like such like in
a video game. It's gonna be bad.

452
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:30.199
I wouldn't want that in me.
I do, bro. I want

453
00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:32.960
I want to. I want him
to know that I'm here longer because of

454
00:34:34.039 --> 00:34:37.920
him. What if he's here longer
because of you as a result of his

455
00:34:37.000 --> 00:34:44.039
body swaps me. Yeah, it's
Freaky Friday, but it's you and Mitch

456
00:34:44.119 --> 00:34:54.199
McConnell. That would be so period, Like why why me? This summer

457
00:34:54.760 --> 00:35:06.239
brand new installment to the Freaky Fridays
fucking world. It starts off, It

458
00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:08.320
starts off with like fucking some forty
one, and it shows Kingston. It's

459
00:35:08.320 --> 00:35:12.760
like, man, I hate I
hate Internet. I hate working on the

460
00:35:12.800 --> 00:35:16.119
Internet. And it cuts to Mitch
McConnelly goes like he goes, I hate

461
00:35:16.239 --> 00:35:22.719
being fucking alive at this age.
Fucking do it. And then and then

462
00:35:22.800 --> 00:35:30.199
it cuts it cuts to you guys
in like a chuck E cheese bathroom and

463
00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:34.840
and you you run it, you
bump into each other and he drops an

464
00:35:34.880 --> 00:35:37.159
ancient necklace that was given to him
by his forefathers. And you see it

465
00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:39.480
and you're like, I'm gonna steal
that because you're Mitch McConnell. I hate

466
00:35:39.519 --> 00:35:44.760
you, and you wrestle over it
and then you snap it in half and

467
00:35:44.880 --> 00:35:49.599
then like your soul swap. And
then and then you both talk to each

468
00:35:49.599 --> 00:35:51.440
other. He goes, I'm you, and he goes, you're me,

469
00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:57.239
and then it cuts this summer and
then it's just you and you're dead though,

470
00:35:57.320 --> 00:36:01.440
because you're just you're dying, Kingston
in Mitch McConnell's body is just kind

471
00:36:01.480 --> 00:36:06.920
of like in hospice care. And
then Mitch McConnell gets a whole secondary career

472
00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:10.679
run, this time as a fucking
minority, so it's gonna be easier to

473
00:36:10.760 --> 00:36:17.559
destroy the Communityeah, don't trust me
now, they finally don't trust me.

474
00:36:17.880 --> 00:36:22.719
But as by wait but as your
voice will be like they trust me,

475
00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:28.199
I'm I'm I'm Mitch McConnell, and
I don't sound like trust they trust whoa?

476
00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:32.480
They trust me? Like that?
That's my impression of Kickson. WHOA,

477
00:36:32.599 --> 00:36:38.719
it's Kickston, it's me. WHOA. It's going on? Do you

478
00:36:38.760 --> 00:36:46.280
want to open up? So did
you buyd cards? What have we ever

479
00:36:46.400 --> 00:36:52.400
impersonated each other? Let's let's up
with the character assassination of me right now?

480
00:36:54.360 --> 00:36:57.599
Can we impersonate each other? Like? Can we can we give that?

481
00:36:57.920 --> 00:37:01.079
Give that a go Gary to bleep
me out? Okay, I'm personally

482
00:37:01.119 --> 00:37:04.880
ain't Chris gart me out? All
right? All right, all right,

483
00:37:04.920 --> 00:37:07.519
all right? Really try it though? How does you sound? Okay?

484
00:37:09.400 --> 00:37:12.480
I feel like I forget everything you
say as soon as you say it,

485
00:37:12.519 --> 00:37:16.440
So it's gonna be difficult. Try
to get the cadence down say anything.

486
00:37:19.599 --> 00:37:22.920
I don't. I don't know how
to not be dispectful. I feel like

487
00:37:22.000 --> 00:37:24.400
I don't know how to do.
I don't care. This is this is

488
00:37:24.480 --> 00:37:29.760
the show, uh, because I
want to try that. I want to

489
00:37:29.800 --> 00:37:31.119
try to person but I'm just thinking, Yeah, what's going on? I'm

490
00:37:31.159 --> 00:37:35.760
Chris like, that's not how you
sound at all? Let's at all?

491
00:37:37.559 --> 00:37:39.519
Is that what you are? You
sure? Is that what you hear?

492
00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:44.320
I think that's what I hear,
but I don't want to hear that.

493
00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:46.440
I trying to give aspect, trying
to sound like me, Derek. How

494
00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:52.840
do I sound? We already did
you already gave you extremely respect? A

495
00:37:52.920 --> 00:38:06.119
real one. Let me see.
I don't I don't know, I don't

496
00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:10.960
it's out. I don't want to
out how disrespect disrespectful Kingston Lily literally get

497
00:38:12.000 --> 00:38:14.199
the fun out of your lily,
Get the out of here. I'm gonna

498
00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:22.000
kill myself, Lily, Lily,
Lily, myself no more, Lily base

499
00:38:22.039 --> 00:38:24.119
look, kill myself no more.
Something like that. I can't. Like,

500
00:38:24.159 --> 00:38:28.159
I don't know. It's hard because
it's it's easy to impersonate people that

501
00:38:28.239 --> 00:38:32.960
have like impersonable voices. Yeah,
right, when it's something Chris you when

502
00:38:34.000 --> 00:38:37.559
you're when you're on Chris, like
say when you're doing a video and you're

503
00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:42.239
on it's you can write yea,
you you're more of a so like you're

504
00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:46.000
like Chris Ray Chris Ray gun here
Like I can't do your voice really,

505
00:38:46.079 --> 00:38:51.440
but I can get like you're kind
of canous, sound like there's the fucking

506
00:38:51.679 --> 00:38:55.800
this like there was a oh like
say says for example, when when uh

507
00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:00.480
so, last episode that we recorded, we had to I had to cut

508
00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:05.039
out a I bleeped a couple of
things because there were so people don't have

509
00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:09.440
don't know where Chris lives or whatever, and your motherfucker was so good.

510
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:13.840
I was like, this needs to
be something like if we had a soundboard,

511
00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:16.239
because you were like, motherfucker,
like it was so good, like

512
00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:21.400
you sho a little bit and I
was like I felt that, man,

513
00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:24.480
it was so bad immediately because I
was like, no, come up.

514
00:39:27.159 --> 00:39:29.719
You were like I forget people were
trying to come and kill us. I

515
00:39:29.800 --> 00:39:31.280
forget. That's the thing. I
don't want people knowing. I don't mind

516
00:39:31.320 --> 00:39:36.800
people knowing like generally, but like
it's just like we were so specific with

517
00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:40.760
like this, someone like definitely just
hang around your block. You are on

518
00:39:40.840 --> 00:39:45.840
your block until they ran into you. Definitely had enough enemies to for someone

519
00:39:45.039 --> 00:39:52.559
for someone with a rifle to be
outside, this goes for you. For

520
00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:58.159
you. You're at LA with a
rifle and that big stop. Its crazy.

521
00:39:58.639 --> 00:40:01.000
It's a rifle to They're like,
what are you doing with that,

522
00:40:01.239 --> 00:40:07.639
dude? It's a single Safari outfit. He's a Safari outfit there he is.

523
00:40:09.440 --> 00:40:14.960
I'm thinking of the guys from Jumanji, from my guy from Jumaji,

524
00:40:15.119 --> 00:40:19.639
that sweet Confederate fucking mustache. I
don't like dogskin people. I came here

525
00:40:19.679 --> 00:40:29.000
to kill people of color. I'm
here, bro, like the cops.

526
00:40:29.079 --> 00:40:32.119
The cops just don't even They just
look and like like it's so it's so

527
00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:36.960
over the top and cartoonish. You
they're just gonna keep driving. Let him,

528
00:40:37.039 --> 00:40:37.920
let him get at least one,
you know, let him get at

529
00:40:37.960 --> 00:40:44.320
least after after you. That can't
be a threat. It's so rainy.

530
00:40:46.360 --> 00:40:50.119
Oh he's on his way to universal
or some ship. Like there's this isn't

531
00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:58.639
this isn't real. Clearly he's not
here to hurt anything. And then it's

532
00:40:58.679 --> 00:41:05.159
on the radio later like oh yeah, that guy. Oops. Our voices

533
00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:09.960
are not I've never heard like we
we don't have Like I wouldn't say our

534
00:41:10.039 --> 00:41:15.440
voices are indistinct, but they aren't
distinct in the way that like very very

535
00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:20.199
highly impersonatable people are. You know
what I mean, Yeah, like we

536
00:41:20.320 --> 00:41:23.480
have we have normal people's voices.
I think I think yeah, for sure,

537
00:41:24.639 --> 00:41:30.480
right, No, I would say
yeah, out of uh, since

538
00:41:30.559 --> 00:41:35.239
you have the highest voice, it
is definitely out of all of us.

539
00:41:35.360 --> 00:41:38.719
Your voice is normal, but all
of us. I think people could have

540
00:41:39.199 --> 00:41:45.440
a better results doing you, Chris
than us too, because I think our

541
00:41:45.519 --> 00:41:47.599
voices are a little bit too lame. Well, I've heard I've heard people.

542
00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:51.960
I've heard people impersonate me. Or
like not in person at mey,

543
00:41:52.000 --> 00:42:01.000
but like do like like steal my
like my accent and like pretend like I

544
00:42:01.039 --> 00:42:07.519
feel like I've done it one time
in a video. Yeah, I'm not

545
00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:13.000
gonna remember what video. I remember
specifically seeing people like there was I remember.

546
00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:15.559
We're not gonna I'm not gonna name
names or anything. I just thought,

547
00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:16.480
because I don't really care, it's
not really that big of a deal.

548
00:42:16.519 --> 00:42:19.000
I just thought it was at the
time. I thought it was like

549
00:42:19.079 --> 00:42:22.480
so strange where there was this person
that I knew and I had spoken to

550
00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:28.039
him and I know that his voice
was like completely normal, and then after

551
00:42:28.159 --> 00:42:34.480
I met him, he would make
videos and he just stole the accent and

552
00:42:34.559 --> 00:42:36.920
then he would claim that it's like, oh no, I I grew up,

553
00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:38.440
like I have friends from New York
and they speak like that, and

554
00:42:38.519 --> 00:42:40.559
it's it kind of like graft On
to me, and it's like, motherfucker,

555
00:42:40.599 --> 00:42:44.559
that's not a real New York accent
at all. I invented. That's

556
00:42:44.599 --> 00:42:49.360
fake. That's weird. It's like
a fake, like it's not even mine.

557
00:42:50.199 --> 00:42:52.840
No, it's not. It's it's
like a it's a complete performative,

558
00:42:53.119 --> 00:43:00.840
like it's a mix of Psychris,
there's a yeah, it's not. It's

559
00:43:00.920 --> 00:43:04.280
it's like, hey, wow,
what it's been So it's been a lot.

560
00:43:04.440 --> 00:43:08.039
Wow Ocean Gate. Wow, what
a fascinating place to be cool.

561
00:43:08.360 --> 00:43:10.920
Yeah, Like, it's not,
it's not it's not. There's no,

562
00:43:13.159 --> 00:43:16.400
it's that's not real. That's not
like oh yeah, like I talked,

563
00:43:16.599 --> 00:43:20.440
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm
from I'm from I'm from Louisiana, and

564
00:43:20.480 --> 00:43:24.519
I touch. I've noticed quite a
few people creators that, and it's almost

565
00:43:24.559 --> 00:43:29.559
like they will catch themselves and uh, they'll start getting almost like, ah,

566
00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:32.400
what they think is kind of a
New York somewhat of an accent.

567
00:43:32.679 --> 00:43:37.440
I've noticed that in a lot of
people were once they're getting a little jokey

568
00:43:37.360 --> 00:43:40.440
or they want to be kind of
charismatic, and it starts leaning more towards

569
00:43:40.519 --> 00:43:43.280
that area, and I'm like,
what are you doing? You don't talk

570
00:43:43.400 --> 00:43:46.760
like that. Yeah. And there
was a guy, specifically a man I

571
00:43:46.800 --> 00:43:50.800
can't remember his name right now,
but he used to do drama news fuck

572
00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:54.880
if it comes to me, I
don't say, but there's he's a guy

573
00:43:54.920 --> 00:43:58.800
that he's also done some like stand
up comedy in the area. I think

574
00:43:58.840 --> 00:44:01.440
he's in l a oh, my
god, it doesn't matter if somebody will

575
00:44:01.440 --> 00:44:06.079
probably remember. But uh, he
got into some drama with some other people

576
00:44:06.199 --> 00:44:08.199
that were they were doing some weird
live improv roasting stuff. But this guy

577
00:44:08.599 --> 00:44:12.039
you're talking about, I can't remember
the name. I can't remember his name,

578
00:44:13.199 --> 00:44:15.920
but he used to do well essentially
what King Star would do. And

579
00:44:15.000 --> 00:44:20.519
I think they even gotten some beef
at some point, and out of nowhere,

580
00:44:21.039 --> 00:44:22.679
he started to just being like,
hey, what's up? My name

581
00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:25.679
is this sin and Well over here? And it was like, what the

582
00:44:25.760 --> 00:44:28.840
fuck? Well, what is why
is he doing this? Yeah, he

583
00:44:29.079 --> 00:44:32.840
immediately just turned into what he thought
a New York accent was, and uh

584
00:44:35.199 --> 00:44:38.840
what it was really psychotic. I
guess you go down in a submersible,

585
00:44:38.920 --> 00:44:45.360
you think you're gonna survive? What
are you? Fucking stupid, fucking stupid

586
00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:50.199
of you. You're fucking dumb,
bro. It's crazy yourself. It's crazy

587
00:44:50.360 --> 00:44:53.440
too because like I have, it's
gone, it's it's diminished in in in

588
00:44:54.400 --> 00:44:58.920
the last like ten years. But
I have a New York accent that is

589
00:44:58.960 --> 00:45:00.360
real, that is very much now
that that comes out when I get like

590
00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:05.519
angry or like when I'm like home, but like it's not even close to

591
00:45:05.599 --> 00:45:07.840
the video the video stuff. I
don't. I don't have a New York

592
00:45:07.880 --> 00:45:09.920
accent. I don't think I ever
really did. You don't have one.

593
00:45:10.199 --> 00:45:15.679
You know, in your really in
your household is what really matters. That's

594
00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:19.480
true. And people speak, I
mean I sound, people say I do.

595
00:45:19.639 --> 00:45:22.280
I don't think I do. People
say I have a Patois accent.

596
00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:24.119
I don't think I do at all. No, you don't. I think

597
00:45:24.159 --> 00:45:28.760
I saw a regular American person.
People are fucking lying right to your fucking

598
00:45:28.800 --> 00:45:34.480
face. People respect you and your
character by lying directly. I feel like

599
00:45:34.599 --> 00:45:37.039
you're doing that. I feel like
you're doing that right now in fact.

600
00:45:37.119 --> 00:45:39.920
But you do not have a Patois
accent. You fucking psycho bit. I

601
00:45:39.960 --> 00:45:45.159
don't think I have much of one. It's not there at all. You

602
00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:50.719
have like you Actually, I think
what's unfortunate. You're not gonna like hearing

603
00:45:50.800 --> 00:45:54.559
this, but I feel like you
might have. And I don't understand that.

604
00:45:54.679 --> 00:46:01.639
I mean this in a very very
lowercase way, but you have almost

605
00:46:01.800 --> 00:46:10.360
like I wouldn't say British exactly,
but like the way British people that Americans

606
00:46:10.400 --> 00:46:15.599
speak is how you it's how you
saying. I know I heard of that

607
00:46:15.719 --> 00:46:20.559
before. Yeah, he's not like, that's part of kind of being Oh,

608
00:46:20.599 --> 00:46:23.880
I was all, I think I
think that's a part of being Jamaican.

609
00:46:23.960 --> 00:46:30.639
I think I know a lot of
other Jamaicans that speak English without an

610
00:46:30.679 --> 00:46:34.960
accent that sound like that, because
I'm like, right, yeah, yeah.

611
00:46:35.199 --> 00:46:37.639
By the way, the guy was
talking about his name is deaf Noodles.

612
00:46:38.360 --> 00:46:42.639
Oh. It was driving me insane. I was like, I have

613
00:46:42.760 --> 00:46:45.000
to find this, but yeah,
so yeah, I guess that that guy's

614
00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:50.280
a clown. I saw that.
I guess the moist critical was shipping on

615
00:46:50.400 --> 00:46:53.519
him. So he's he's much larger
than I thought so, or at least

616
00:46:53.800 --> 00:46:59.679
he was worth clowning on at that
level. Oh yeah, that guy was

617
00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:04.519
pretty You know. The more that
the more that I've been online, the

618
00:47:04.639 --> 00:47:10.519
more that I realize that, like
I always thought that you people were being

619
00:47:10.679 --> 00:47:15.840
I guess the only reason to be
fake or put on like a front was

620
00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:17.960
to maximize profits in a way that
like, oh, I'm going to become

621
00:47:19.039 --> 00:47:22.000
rich or something. But even at
these shittiest levels of anything, people are

622
00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:27.320
just doing it, and it kind
of it really weirded me out because I

623
00:47:27.440 --> 00:47:30.519
was like, what do you try? What are you gaining from like putting

624
00:47:30.559 --> 00:47:34.199
on this persona. It doesn't seem
to be actually doing anything for you.

625
00:47:34.320 --> 00:47:37.239
Why are you doing this? And
that that's crazy shit, We're like this

626
00:47:37.360 --> 00:47:42.239
guy, what's up? What's crazy
is that, like this is not my

627
00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:45.719
real voice either, how I'm how
I'm speaking to you now, And Kingston

628
00:47:45.840 --> 00:47:49.199
Kingson will know that. Derek will
know this too, like every time every

629
00:47:49.239 --> 00:47:52.920
time we get off camera, like
I shift into my real accent and my

630
00:47:52.000 --> 00:47:54.400
real voice. I didn't know you're
gonna expose this. I didn't know.

631
00:47:54.440 --> 00:47:57.400
Yeah, I mean, like I
figured, like we're we're so deep into

632
00:47:57.440 --> 00:48:00.960
the show, I figure I might
as well give you guys like all right,

633
00:48:00.960 --> 00:48:04.280
hold on, let me let me
snap out of this public radio persona

634
00:48:04.519 --> 00:48:09.079
that I've crafted over the years.
Uh, hello does me Chris Reagan?

635
00:48:09.159 --> 00:48:14.480
Hello? How are you doing this? This is how I speak for real?

636
00:48:15.239 --> 00:48:19.840
Whoops? But that that would be
annoying to listen to. So I

637
00:48:20.639 --> 00:48:34.000
developed so I developed in front of
the W that sounds like something that like

638
00:48:34.199 --> 00:48:39.480
somebody from that region would do.
Yeah, I've done wrong again, because

639
00:48:39.519 --> 00:48:43.679
like they do the opposite, because
they do the opposite with they do the

640
00:48:43.719 --> 00:48:46.760
opposite with VS. Where they try
to like, like vodka is like wooda

641
00:48:47.480 --> 00:48:52.159
they say like they say it with
the W. I don't know any Russians,

642
00:48:52.199 --> 00:48:57.320
and I'm being honest, I never
met Russian. My wife is half

643
00:48:57.400 --> 00:49:00.119
Russian, so I don't know her. You're talking about the fam. I

644
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:07.639
don't know. I don't know.
I've dated, I've dated, I've dated

645
00:49:07.840 --> 00:49:12.800
like Slovenians. I've dated. I've
dated. I did a seven a Slovenian

646
00:49:12.880 --> 00:49:15.199
woman. But that's as far as
that's that's the closest I ever got to

647
00:49:15.280 --> 00:49:17.840
that, even that side of the
world. Do they do that ship?

648
00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:22.599
I don't know if they do.
They do the the WV thing? No,

649
00:49:22.679 --> 00:49:28.239
no, no, she did not
know. Maybe they do. I

650
00:49:28.400 --> 00:49:30.599
like it, Jojo. Every once
in a while she'll catch yourself like,

651
00:49:30.760 --> 00:49:35.039
say, you know, vibes is
a popular word to use, and so

652
00:49:35.199 --> 00:49:37.199
every once in a while, when
she's talking like fast, she'll say vibes

653
00:49:37.239 --> 00:49:49.719
and I'm like, the absolutely better
European. She'll be like, and then

654
00:49:49.719 --> 00:49:52.400
she'll be excuse me, excuse me. So it's it's like sometimes it's still

655
00:49:52.440 --> 00:50:00.840
like really deeply better excuse me.
When she gets speak aggressive European, you're

656
00:50:00.920 --> 00:50:05.039
killing my Wait, you freaking no, no, no, no, that's

657
00:50:05.079 --> 00:50:07.800
your impression. And Jojo, I
love that you're killing my b What do

658
00:50:07.920 --> 00:50:13.159
you do? You're killing my Wait? What thought you do? And then

659
00:50:13.239 --> 00:50:15.559
uh, and then she'll be like, are you going to drive b MV?

660
00:50:16.320 --> 00:50:20.280
I go to drive my BMV And
I'm like, b m W no,

661
00:50:20.400 --> 00:50:23.679
my bm B kill me, my
boy, you're killing my white but

662
00:50:23.920 --> 00:50:29.480
now and then I'm like, sorry, fucking agro dude, like my bad

663
00:50:29.599 --> 00:50:35.760
wife. Sorry wife, Jesus Therek
comes home shivering. He's like, it's

664
00:50:35.800 --> 00:50:38.119
eight pm. He's shivering, He's
afraid. The lights are off. He

665
00:50:38.199 --> 00:50:44.719
turns the lights on and uh,
Jojo is sitting in a chair. She's

666
00:50:44.719 --> 00:50:49.239
sitting in a chair. It's like, where have you been? You're killing

667
00:50:49.280 --> 00:50:59.239
my wife? You kill I'm sorry, my lovely wife. You home right

668
00:50:59.320 --> 00:51:04.320
now? No, go get me, go get me, BV, go

669
00:51:04.519 --> 00:51:06.880
get me? What is it?
What is it? What is a Russian

670
00:51:06.960 --> 00:51:22.159
sack? Getta water and carriage.
That's crazy Russian heat like like bear fat

671
00:51:22.239 --> 00:51:28.039
for like fucking lunch. Don't ever
Russia have to go for you, mother,

672
00:51:28.159 --> 00:51:32.039
Russia. We used to scrape face
off of little sleeping bears with our

673
00:51:32.079 --> 00:51:37.079
bare teeth. We scrape the face
off of bear. We run away real

674
00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:43.360
quick. We fall fast, like
skittery, like bugs in wind. In

675
00:51:43.519 --> 00:51:46.639
my country. We have to and
Mother Russia and Mother Russia, we have

676
00:51:46.800 --> 00:51:51.719
to. We have to by five
years old. We have to kill bear.

677
00:51:52.239 --> 00:52:00.840
And it is as you say,
fifty fitty because we sometimes you don't,

678
00:52:01.800 --> 00:52:05.239
we make it sometimes, you know, Mother Russia. We cut that

679
00:52:05.360 --> 00:52:08.840
fur skins a little differently. We've
cut it more like banana peel, kind

680
00:52:08.920 --> 00:52:15.400
of long ways, multiple sides.
It's fun like it looks like flower.

681
00:52:15.559 --> 00:52:23.000
To us, it's pretty flower.
It's like you see lily before, Like

682
00:52:23.079 --> 00:52:30.880
beingis skin like lily. It open. It is nothinglike a hot dog meets

683
00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:42.159
Venus flight tramp. That's great.
Yeah, it's a love you jojo your

684
00:52:43.400 --> 00:52:47.559
your your your Russian side is hilarious. Look, man, we're running it.

685
00:52:49.000 --> 00:52:52.360
We're doing is. The reality is
we're running out of accents that we

686
00:52:52.440 --> 00:52:54.639
are allowed to do, and so
we have to do them while they are

687
00:52:54.679 --> 00:52:59.440
allowed. And right now the only
thing they're allowed is we got I mean,

688
00:52:59.519 --> 00:53:01.079
I think I think we're right on
the cusp of Jewish being not okay.

689
00:53:01.480 --> 00:53:04.840
So we've gotta we gotta get that. We gotta we gotta get that

690
00:53:04.920 --> 00:53:14.039
what we can, we gotta what
do you mean? It's always just aching,

691
00:53:14.159 --> 00:53:23.559
It's it's just it's just exclamations of
aches. Like the soup was a

692
00:53:23.639 --> 00:53:30.280
big gold but lots of like there's
that one, but then there's the old

693
00:53:30.519 --> 00:53:36.760
like where it almost starts getting into
like Romanian kind of now it's like a

694
00:53:36.800 --> 00:53:43.559
little c knowledge what are you talking
about, bla Pennsylvanian. A Jewish person

695
00:53:43.679 --> 00:53:51.320
turns into Dracula essentially, I don't
know. Let me tuck you we had

696
00:53:52.719 --> 00:53:54.760
back in the day. I can't
be out during the sound. It hurts

697
00:53:54.840 --> 00:53:59.559
my skin. But so like these
are the things. So so it's like

698
00:53:59.559 --> 00:54:01.519
we're running. We got Russian,
it's still okay. We got Jewish is

699
00:54:01.559 --> 00:54:07.119
okay for the time being. We
got Italian and British and that's that's it.

700
00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:14.719
Unfortunately, And I look, man, I sort of yeah, I

701
00:54:14.800 --> 00:54:21.079
mean, but there's they're not really
to be it's pretty much Mexican. Yeah,

702
00:54:21.199 --> 00:54:23.639
it's not his because like normal Spanish
really isn't that fun to like,

703
00:54:23.719 --> 00:54:29.559
it's not like the issue with like
it sounds awesome. It sounds awesome,

704
00:54:29.559 --> 00:54:34.000
which defeats the purpose, like it's
it's not really that like if you're if

705
00:54:34.039 --> 00:54:36.920
you're doing like Antonio Banderaz, it's
like, oh that's not funny, that's

706
00:54:37.039 --> 00:54:39.880
just like I want to fuck it
now, Like it's just like it's not

707
00:54:40.280 --> 00:54:44.639
this isn't working. But so you
got to do the lazy Mexican. That's

708
00:54:44.639 --> 00:54:52.400
the only days thing. Yeah,
meal you know is that nuclear miso?

709
00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:17.079
I feel that missile is moy per
grosso all the deal explodes mos grand evil.

710
00:55:25.599 --> 00:55:36.159
Do you see the nuclear missile?
You're right, oh my god making

711
00:55:36.360 --> 00:55:40.760
Lily hears me and she's getting we're
running so we're running out of so we're

712
00:55:40.800 --> 00:55:45.840
running out of accents. I think
specifically Asians are gone, Like you can't

713
00:55:45.880 --> 00:55:47.760
do the Asian accent Indian. I
think it's like you can't. You can't

714
00:55:47.840 --> 00:55:52.400
do it at Indian is at that
we do it. Indian is at that

715
00:55:52.519 --> 00:55:54.880
cust where I think it's probably okay, but it's like a little bit risky.

716
00:55:55.960 --> 00:56:00.440
You can't do Black accents that aren't
Nigerian, Like you can't do like

717
00:56:00.719 --> 00:56:07.840
you can do African accents, right, but you can't African Americans. You

718
00:56:07.920 --> 00:56:09.880
want an African American accent? Really
though, I mean no, you know

719
00:56:09.920 --> 00:56:15.480
what it is come on what the
N word? What do you want to

720
00:56:15.480 --> 00:56:22.679
know? What a black accent is? Really? Essentially it's good sign and

721
00:56:22.760 --> 00:56:25.079
then you know you got to throw
the nwoid in narrows. It's not a

722
00:56:25.119 --> 00:56:30.719
black accent. You can only do
it if you're impersonating a very impersonated like

723
00:56:30.800 --> 00:56:34.599
if you're doing like if you're doing
like Cat Williams, like if you're doing

724
00:56:34.599 --> 00:56:37.159
a Cat Williams depression, you can
get away with it or something. I

725
00:56:37.239 --> 00:56:44.360
went down to the mall and guess
what they had there? They chicken went

726
00:56:44.519 --> 00:56:49.400
down to the mall and guess what
I saw drinking piss yet a game?

727
00:56:51.639 --> 00:56:52.840
And I was like, damn,
Lily, why are you drinking pits a

728
00:56:52.880 --> 00:57:00.320
game? But she loves that Williams. I hate Kat Williams. We saw

729
00:57:00.400 --> 00:57:04.119
him. I cannot believe that.
We were in Buffalo Wild Wings in the

730
00:57:04.199 --> 00:57:07.079
middle of the night and we were
just like, is that Cat Williams?

731
00:57:07.599 --> 00:57:10.400
That was? That was a really
strange experience. We get Buffalo wol Wings

732
00:57:10.440 --> 00:57:14.000
at two and at two in them? Why were we there? Were we

733
00:57:14.119 --> 00:57:15.760
just like hungry and like we couldn't. We were hungry and we were like,

734
00:57:15.840 --> 00:57:21.920
you want to go to beat So
we walked to Buffalo Wow Wings and

735
00:57:21.920 --> 00:57:25.119
then Kat Williams walks out with like
a security detail. It was. That

736
00:57:25.280 --> 00:57:30.000
was the strangest I wish I had
like documented that, like the day that

737
00:57:30.119 --> 00:57:32.400
had happened, because like I don't
think, like I have no recollection of

738
00:57:32.480 --> 00:57:35.840
when that was. I know it
was like twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen,

739
00:57:36.400 --> 00:57:38.360
but like I don't remember, like
what the fucking like, Well, there

740
00:57:38.519 --> 00:57:50.679
Chris raygun and is faithful Steed Thomas
Swinnard. Yeah, nigga saw you aga

741
00:57:51.000 --> 00:58:02.920
wa gotta kill Kat Williams. We
gotta kill him. Oh god, we're

742
00:58:02.960 --> 00:58:07.159
running low. You can do it. So, yeah, there's some there's

743
00:58:07.199 --> 00:58:10.679
a couple of African Americans can do
some some some some niggas can do That's

744
00:58:10.800 --> 00:58:14.760
that's fine. But yeah, just
doing it in general is wrong. That

745
00:58:14.880 --> 00:58:17.559
is true. I've definitely been doing
a lot of Indian because I watched the

746
00:58:17.639 --> 00:58:25.719
movie R R That Way so much
fun. We definitely I can't believe you

747
00:58:25.800 --> 00:58:28.920
it took you this long to watch
it because I remember talking about it on

748
00:58:28.960 --> 00:58:32.719
this show like Q. It's been
my queue for as long as it's been

749
00:58:32.760 --> 00:58:35.760
on Netflix. I'm like, I'm
gonna check this out. I never did.

750
00:58:36.400 --> 00:58:40.760
Apparently that movie is like like political
propaganda for in Like there's like something

751
00:58:40.760 --> 00:58:45.599
like it's for like a specific party
in India, but like I really don't

752
00:58:45.639 --> 00:58:47.199
care because dude, Like, let
me tell you something, if the Daily

753
00:58:47.280 --> 00:58:54.239
Wire was putting out ship like this, like it'd be over me, bro,

754
00:58:54.719 --> 00:58:58.639
they might they might have an ally. Yet if they had like Trump

755
00:58:59.280 --> 00:59:02.920
people with a motorcycle, like come
on, dude, and it looked that

756
00:59:04.519 --> 00:59:07.920
dude, it is, So that
movie is like an anime basically, like

757
00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:10.800
it is. It is one of
the craziest fucking things I've ever It's one

758
00:59:10.840 --> 00:59:15.360
of the craziest live action movies I've
ever seen. From like an action standpoint.

759
00:59:15.440 --> 00:59:20.679
It's not the way that I the
way that I absorbed it is that

760
00:59:21.639 --> 00:59:24.960
this game. Sorry, that's what
I mean. Like this movie is actually

761
00:59:25.039 --> 00:59:29.920
a video game. Yeah, that's
exact because the way that it plays,

762
00:59:30.239 --> 00:59:34.760
there's enough fight scenes throughout this movie
that I'm like, this would satiate me

763
00:59:34.920 --> 00:59:38.280
like in a video game. Like
one of the first fight scenes is like,

764
00:59:38.519 --> 00:59:42.000
oh, arrest this man, and
people are like, I'm not fucking

765
00:59:42.119 --> 00:59:45.639
arresting this guy. There's a huge
mob outside of our British little encampment or

766
00:59:45.679 --> 00:59:49.679
whatever. It was like that,
and then fucking Rom's just like, nah,

767
00:59:49.719 --> 00:59:52.119
I got this, and he fucking
charges into all of them, and

768
00:59:52.199 --> 00:59:55.159
you know what it turns into.
It turned into like when the camera swings

769
00:59:55.239 --> 00:59:59.360
around as they're walking out the dude
side, it swings around it it's you

770
00:59:59.559 --> 01:00:01.840
doing it. You're your third person
and you can like you're figuring out your

771
01:00:01.880 --> 01:00:07.840
button and you're like, how do
I do this? It's crazy. It

772
01:00:07.960 --> 01:00:13.719
becomes That's why I was about to
say that, it becomes the Warriors immediately,

773
01:00:13.800 --> 01:00:16.719
and you're like, what the fuck
is going on? How strong is

774
01:00:16.800 --> 01:00:22.320
this one fella? This guy?
And at the end, after he does

775
01:00:22.440 --> 01:00:24.840
he does the thing, he captures
the guy and they're all upset and stuff.

776
01:00:25.119 --> 01:00:30.719
He does the stomp of authority and
then they all get demoralized to go

777
01:00:30.000 --> 01:00:34.679
home. It's crazy, you know, It's like, dude, this movie

778
01:00:35.039 --> 01:00:37.719
is I was like, this is
going to be the best thing. You

779
01:00:37.840 --> 01:00:42.599
do not see the next part.
He's running from a wolf and he makes

780
01:00:42.719 --> 01:00:49.400
a wolf run into a tiger.
Then he holds the tiger back enough to

781
01:00:49.559 --> 01:00:52.239
stop. Oh no, that's that's
the different guy. Yeah, you know

782
01:00:52.320 --> 01:00:54.320
the other dude. Yeah, that's
the next scene literally, yeah, when

783
01:00:54.360 --> 01:00:59.079
he he's goes and he's doing it, he's just holding the tiger, and

784
01:00:59.159 --> 01:01:01.920
I'm like, he's so strong.
And what's so cool about this is the

785
01:01:02.039 --> 01:01:07.039
movie is so it really ties together. What I was surprised about it the

786
01:01:07.199 --> 01:01:10.159
plot and the and the the pacing. Everything made sense as it went further

787
01:01:10.239 --> 01:01:13.920
and further, I was like,
Wow, this is actually really good because

788
01:01:13.920 --> 01:01:15.880
when he captured the tiger, you're
kind of like, what the fuck is

789
01:01:15.920 --> 01:01:21.280
he doing and you don't know,
but you find out way later that was

790
01:01:21.400 --> 01:01:23.840
just a portion of him. When
they released that barrage of animals on that

791
01:01:23.960 --> 01:01:29.320
embassy thing, that was that's what
he was doing, capturing those animals.

792
01:01:29.480 --> 01:01:30.519
Because at first you're like, is
he doing it for sport? Just to

793
01:01:30.599 --> 01:01:34.639
prove that he's really strong? Are
they gonna eat the tuck a tiger?

794
01:01:35.159 --> 01:01:37.000
Because he says, I'm sorry,
I'm capturing you for like the wrong reasons.

795
01:01:37.039 --> 01:01:39.400
He says something like that, and
I'm like, and then and then

796
01:01:39.440 --> 01:01:44.719
they call back on it when you
see that cage full of ferocious animals and

797
01:01:44.840 --> 01:01:47.199
release the sunning them, and then
he's there and he's like, oh,

798
01:01:47.320 --> 01:01:52.599
he's beating all these animals, all
these animals up. It's so insane.

799
01:01:52.719 --> 01:01:58.599
It was the plot is the thing
was the plot was It engaged me too.

800
01:01:58.639 --> 01:02:01.519
I wasn't expecting that. I was
expecting like the dial the acting was

801
01:02:01.559 --> 01:02:04.679
actually, you know, other than
the you know, the Bollywood dancing that

802
01:02:04.719 --> 01:02:07.559
Sh'S hilarious like always, but like
the actual acting, the crying, the

803
01:02:07.639 --> 01:02:13.280
emotions, the flashbacks were. At
one point, I felt like the flashback

804
01:02:13.400 --> 01:02:16.199
was gonna be kind of kill the
pacing, like in a way that the

805
01:02:16.280 --> 01:02:21.159
Last of Us Part two would do. But no, it flashed back and

806
01:02:21.199 --> 01:02:23.960
it was a really important scene where
like Rom is young, and this is

807
01:02:24.000 --> 01:02:27.360
when you figure out that he's a
This is when you figure out that he's

808
01:02:27.719 --> 01:02:31.639
he's he's an agent. He's infiltrating
that so we can get the guns.

809
01:02:32.039 --> 01:02:35.480
This is when you find that shit
out, because at first you're like,

810
01:02:35.800 --> 01:02:38.519
who is this simp for the for
the British Empire? Like Rom, You're

811
01:02:38.559 --> 01:02:40.760
like, who is this fucking boot
liquor? Like what is this ship?

812
01:02:40.800 --> 01:02:44.639
But then you figure out later on
that like, oh no, he's with

813
01:02:44.800 --> 01:02:47.320
the village and he's infiltrating that army
so we can get the guns to his

814
01:02:47.400 --> 01:02:51.280
people. So they can take over
and drive them out, and like,

815
01:02:51.760 --> 01:02:55.679
so it ended up being so important
that the flashback, unlike say the Last

816
01:02:55.719 --> 01:03:00.119
of Us Part two, when it
was just a flashback just to have we

817
01:03:00.159 --> 01:03:01.960
spend time with Joel, like that
was the only reason to do it.

818
01:03:04.159 --> 01:03:07.039
It is it is better. I
agree, that is better than we already

819
01:03:07.159 --> 01:03:12.760
know Joel. We already know jo
Dog. We don't care. If r

820
01:03:12.960 --> 01:03:16.599
R was a legitimate video game,
I would stack it up against Last MOA's

821
01:03:16.599 --> 01:03:22.920
Part two and be like, way
better, way better. It is crazy

822
01:03:22.960 --> 01:03:25.920
good. That movie keeps and I
gave him up. I gave him up.

823
01:03:27.159 --> 01:03:30.480
I kind of believe that the thing
about that movie is that, like

824
01:03:30.559 --> 01:03:37.119
it doesn't stop accelerating, like it
keeps creating more like when you think you've

825
01:03:37.199 --> 01:03:40.159
reached the most insane part of it, it just because it isn't at the

826
01:03:40.320 --> 01:03:45.519
end, like he's basically like Tarzan
and he's like, I can't remember what

827
01:03:45.599 --> 01:03:47.719
the fun was going out at the
end of the Carnation of one of the

828
01:03:47.840 --> 01:03:54.639
Gods because he gets the bowls right, he has a bow at the end.

829
01:03:54.719 --> 01:04:00.800
It's like they still did a switcher
though, because the first person whatever

830
01:04:00.840 --> 01:04:04.199
his name is a beam or whatever. The other guy the the he he

831
01:04:04.480 --> 01:04:08.599
sees the stuff first, the bar
now and everything, so you think he's

832
01:04:08.639 --> 01:04:12.360
gonna adopt it. So they do. There are They're still fucking with you

833
01:04:12.400 --> 01:04:14.800
at the very end of the movie
where you're thinking maybe he's gonna do it,

834
01:04:14.880 --> 01:04:16.639
but then no, and it turns
out rom and then he's flowing,

835
01:04:16.679 --> 01:04:20.920
and then he has the ship and
he becomes He's healed immediately because his knees

836
01:04:20.960 --> 01:04:26.119
were bashed before. Full power.
He's full power. He's healed. And

837
01:04:26.199 --> 01:04:30.960
that's what I love the movie,
that he's completely he's on now fucking shit

838
01:04:31.079 --> 01:04:36.280
up. He has unlimited arrows.
He's fucking it. Really did he really

839
01:04:36.320 --> 01:04:41.639
sincerely felt like a video game from
like two thousand and like like twenty nine,

840
01:04:41.719 --> 01:04:45.880
twenty ten, like these Balls to
the Wall, fucking X Men Origins,

841
01:04:45.920 --> 01:04:53.199
Wolverine, fucking Journey, Honesty to
the West, like just something about

842
01:04:53.280 --> 01:04:57.440
it was just so fucking It's I've
been trying to tell people. I've been

843
01:04:57.480 --> 01:05:00.960
trying to tell people you need to
watch the Fast and Furious movies when the

844
01:05:01.079 --> 01:05:04.079
Rock joins, because there's a lot
of people that are like, oh,

845
01:05:04.119 --> 01:05:08.559
those movies are so fucking stupid and
I'm like, yes, yes, that's

846
01:05:08.599 --> 01:05:11.639
why, right, hold on,
Derek, Derek, hold on, Let's

847
01:05:11.679 --> 01:05:15.800
be real though, Yeah, none
of those are reaching the heights of this

848
01:05:15.960 --> 01:05:19.679
fucking movie. This movie is insane. No, that's what I mean.

849
01:05:20.159 --> 01:05:24.679
I want to know you. No, I'm not even saying no, no

850
01:05:24.800 --> 01:05:30.800
absolutely not no absolutely my would no, those were my words. Those were

851
01:05:30.880 --> 01:05:33.039
not my words. There are is
where I want the movie to go,

852
01:05:33.920 --> 01:05:38.559
and naturally it was gonna go there
in ten, but then they wanted to

853
01:05:39.360 --> 01:05:43.320
bring it back. Nine was so
out of control that I was. I

854
01:05:43.400 --> 01:05:45.400
was. I saw it in Lithuania
and I was audibly laughing out loud and

855
01:05:45.400 --> 01:05:49.079
people are looking at me because there's
a lot of people that for some reason

856
01:05:49.159 --> 01:05:53.920
they take those movies seriously and I
don't understand how, because there it became

857
01:05:54.039 --> 01:05:59.280
so self aware. Like there's a
scene where roman so I was talking about

858
01:05:59.280 --> 01:06:00.880
it. Literally he says, He's
like, we should have died a long

859
01:06:00.960 --> 01:06:04.679
time ago, because how are we
untouched? There's not a scratch on me?

860
01:06:04.760 --> 01:06:08.960
And this is something that people have
been criticizing. How are they always

861
01:06:09.440 --> 01:06:12.119
come out on top? How are
they not dead? How are they not

862
01:06:12.360 --> 01:06:15.199
fucking dude? Dom once jumped out
of a car he was racing and it

863
01:06:15.320 --> 01:06:20.280
caught on fire. The engine's on
fire, he's he's reversing, he jumps,

864
01:06:20.360 --> 01:06:23.559
he bails out what had to be
at like over one hundred miles an

865
01:06:23.559 --> 01:06:27.760
hour, and he's completely fine,
not even a scratch. If you imagine

866
01:06:27.840 --> 01:06:34.559
jumping out of a car, the
condition for the condition, the condition would

867
01:06:34.639 --> 01:06:42.880
be hilarious, fine clowns. Basically, there would be so much of you

868
01:06:43.159 --> 01:06:48.440
on the streak behind you, because
you'd be leaving parts of yourself. You'd

869
01:06:48.480 --> 01:06:53.199
be you'd be in a clown reality
that in that scenario, you would not

870
01:06:53.519 --> 01:06:57.440
you would not be you anymore.
There's a moment in I think the eighth

871
01:06:57.559 --> 01:07:01.320
one or the ninth one where there's
it's like literally Captain America moment actually straight

872
01:07:01.400 --> 01:07:05.760
up, but there's a moment where
like there are guys coming at him and

873
01:07:06.360 --> 01:07:13.920
just singlely Dominic Toretto is pushing back
a ton of jack agents and then he

874
01:07:14.079 --> 01:07:17.280
makes the bridge collapse to say Rayby, And I'm like, that is one

875
01:07:17.440 --> 01:07:23.880
man. I think dom only paper
could probably be Captain America. Steve Rogers,

876
01:07:24.159 --> 01:07:28.880
like Ice Evans, Captain America would
lose to dom Toretto. I actually

877
01:07:29.480 --> 01:07:31.159
I actually been the rules. If
we're talking about the rules of the Fast

878
01:07:31.199 --> 01:07:35.079
and Furious universe, if they're if
they're both who they are in their universes,

879
01:07:35.199 --> 01:07:40.159
yes, put against each other.
I think Dom i Cap could win,

880
01:07:40.280 --> 01:07:42.760
but I would not be surprised if
Dom won. I'd be like,

881
01:07:42.800 --> 01:07:46.559
oh okay, I feel like Dom
would uh Dom would win in a way

882
01:07:46.639 --> 01:07:49.519
that like he would get Cap dead
to rights, but Cap can't die,

883
01:07:49.599 --> 01:07:51.800
so there would be he would get
out of it some way. But he

884
01:07:51.960 --> 01:07:57.559
did, like he did beat him
technically kind of in the way that he

885
01:07:57.639 --> 01:08:00.199
beat the rock. In five,
they had their top and then he just

886
01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:03.119
has like this big monkey wrench.
Instead of slamming into the rock's face,

887
01:08:03.159 --> 01:08:05.920
which would have been hilarious, he
just slams it like next to him.

888
01:08:11.880 --> 01:08:14.960
And then the franchise is very different
because he's not in the franchising work because

889
01:08:14.960 --> 01:08:18.720
he's hitting He's hitting a rock at
a face so many times that eventually he's

890
01:08:18.760 --> 01:08:25.199
just hitting concrete. And that's something
he thought. And that's why they beefed

891
01:08:25.319 --> 01:08:30.600
because that was in the original script. Basher brains out to your fucking paste

892
01:08:31.359 --> 01:08:35.439
the rock. They actually they hate
each other, yeah, but they made

893
01:08:35.479 --> 01:08:39.800
up because he's gonna be in the
new movie. That's true. That last

894
01:08:39.800 --> 01:08:44.760
one was really fucking it was.
It was fun, but it wasn't nearly

895
01:08:44.760 --> 01:08:46.319
as insane as nine, so it
kind of disappointed me. They they kind

896
01:08:46.319 --> 01:08:51.880
of love I love this mom and
movie was good because he just studied like

897
01:08:53.039 --> 01:08:57.479
a few characters like the Joker,
and he was like, I'm gonna do

898
01:08:57.760 --> 01:09:01.520
this wacky, funen kind of thing. And I think he also studied the

899
01:09:01.960 --> 01:09:08.840
villain that that guy in what is
the twenty twelve uh double o seven?

900
01:09:09.079 --> 01:09:15.640
What was that one called Salas Skyfall
something the sky something Skyfall, Skyfall?

901
01:09:15.640 --> 01:09:19.960
You said that? Okay? That
was from No Country, No. Twenty

902
01:09:20.039 --> 01:09:25.520
twelve. Twenty twelve, Oh oh
pretty sure that No Country from Old Man

903
01:09:25.600 --> 01:09:28.359
Guy. That that guy he played
a villain. So I think he was

904
01:09:28.439 --> 01:09:32.359
kind of like, I was,
thank you, thank you. Uh so,

905
01:09:32.520 --> 01:09:34.680
yeah, I was. I think
he did a good job channeling like

906
01:09:35.119 --> 01:09:39.960
some kind of dumb, fun,
weirdo villain kind of thing, and I

907
01:09:40.000 --> 01:09:42.039
had fun with it, I thought. I think I think it was like,

908
01:09:42.119 --> 01:09:45.000
I'm not gonna try hard, I'm
just gonna have fun because I'm in

909
01:09:45.079 --> 01:09:46.960
this movie with these guys and this
ain't really a movie, so I was

910
01:09:46.960 --> 01:09:51.079
gonna have fun. That's the thing
I don't want. I don't want serious

911
01:09:51.119 --> 01:09:56.159
shit in that movie. I it
made me mad that it was nine was

912
01:09:56.239 --> 01:09:59.279
so stupid. I was like,
I can't wait for ten. It's gonna

913
01:09:59.319 --> 01:10:00.319
be even crazy. And then they
reeled it back a little bit. I

914
01:10:00.399 --> 01:10:04.159
was like, that's I want r
R that's what I want. I want

915
01:10:04.600 --> 01:10:09.399
r R R in my action films. They stop trying to make it like

916
01:10:10.479 --> 01:10:13.960
even what do you feel a small
bit realistic? I don't want any of

917
01:10:14.000 --> 01:10:15.840
that shit. The thing is that
we don't need story from things that we

918
01:10:15.920 --> 01:10:20.600
don't need stories from. That's what
I'm saying. Think about that that there's

919
01:10:20.680 --> 01:10:25.000
actually a good story behind it too, which actually that was the thing that

920
01:10:25.079 --> 01:10:28.439
I wasn't expecting that at all,
Like, and the thing that makes me

921
01:10:28.520 --> 01:10:31.880
know is gonna be a good movie. The very beginning were that Little Girl.

922
01:10:31.920 --> 01:10:34.720
Because it's about getting that little girl
back, which has taken the mom

923
01:10:35.279 --> 01:10:40.039
They stop and then like, oh, don't waste the bullet, you know,

924
01:10:40.079 --> 01:10:43.039
don't waste the bullet on these Indians. And that guy just grabs the

925
01:10:43.399 --> 01:10:46.600
tree branch and just smashes it over
her fucking head. And I was like,

926
01:10:46.800 --> 01:10:53.039
yo, that was so much dude, that moment was so brutef but

927
01:10:53.479 --> 01:10:57.199
no damn reason. I was like, don't waste the bullet. And I

928
01:10:57.319 --> 01:11:01.119
was like, huh, he just
goes you don't have a rich and freaking

929
01:11:01.359 --> 01:11:10.439
jowels. And I'm like it was
with the Joel Miller bro amazing movie.

930
01:11:10.840 --> 01:11:14.920
All right, let's uh, let's
get into some questions. Huh. Let's

931
01:11:14.920 --> 01:11:18.159
get in some questions from our patrons
over from patroon dot com slash a snart

932
01:11:18.199 --> 01:11:20.880
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933
01:11:20.960 --> 01:11:25.399
bullshit. H So pop on over
there if you want to ask us a

934
01:11:25.399 --> 01:11:28.239
little question for the show Papa Jesus
wrote, and he says, hello there

935
01:11:28.239 --> 01:11:31.600
two thirds Puerto Rican and and two
thirds and three fifths obvious of course.

936
01:11:32.319 --> 01:11:36.199
Uh. When I was a teenager, some friends and I came across some

937
01:11:36.359 --> 01:11:40.640
creepy van people, a twenty five
year old man dating a sixteen year old

938
01:11:40.680 --> 01:11:43.920
girl. She told us her parents
were okay with it, even though nobody

939
01:11:44.000 --> 01:11:50.680
asked. And then O beast man
took his shirt off and ate a mud

940
01:11:50.760 --> 01:11:55.520
crab also did this without anybody asking. My So, with that being said,

941
01:11:55.920 --> 01:11:59.600
what are some baffling encounters you've had
with absolute strangers that you'll never be

942
01:11:59.680 --> 01:12:05.159
able to forget. Thank you,
Papa Jesus for this person's clearly in the

943
01:12:05.319 --> 01:12:12.760
South or something right, or at
least like like state he's in. Yeah,

944
01:12:12.840 --> 01:12:17.720
yeah, for sure, that's fucking
crazy like like or maybe not,

945
01:12:17.880 --> 01:12:23.000
because I feel like the person that
said the thing, the parents are cool

946
01:12:23.000 --> 01:12:27.600
with it. I don't think somebody
in in the like the South would even

947
01:12:28.039 --> 01:12:30.920
would even mention that as a defense
because they just wouldn't give a fuck.

948
01:12:30.520 --> 01:12:33.039
So yeah, they're just like,
well, you know how we do things

949
01:12:33.079 --> 01:12:35.600
a little bit differently down here in
the South. We you know, we

950
01:12:35.760 --> 01:12:45.439
like to kill them. Kill him
he raised dogs, pets and eat him.

951
01:12:46.319 --> 01:12:49.760
We get Yeah, we gotta get
west Fido, get fight o over

952
01:12:49.800 --> 01:12:53.039
here. Come here, boy.
This is my dog. I fun him

953
01:12:53.039 --> 01:12:56.960
regularly. And uh, this is
my daughter. This is my son.

954
01:12:57.000 --> 01:12:59.359
I fuck him regularly too as well. And uh, you know, it's

955
01:12:59.399 --> 01:13:02.600
just how we do they down here. I'm just I'm not a monster,

956
01:13:02.720 --> 01:13:05.479
but I fuck my son, no
doubt, no question about it. Now,

957
01:13:05.640 --> 01:13:09.439
I tell you right now, you
see you see him. We can't

958
01:13:09.520 --> 01:13:13.800
afford the pocket pussys flesh lights and
let all them so it's over with all

959
01:13:13.880 --> 01:13:18.920
the big city, Oh big city, accoutremants. What I do is I

960
01:13:19.000 --> 01:13:25.760
put a cream corn inside my son's
ashole and fuck him to simulate a pocket.

961
01:13:27.399 --> 01:13:30.680
Say, I come, real good, I come. Sometimes a man,

962
01:13:30.840 --> 01:13:34.039
sometimes a man, sometimes a man
type half in the big city will

963
01:13:34.039 --> 01:13:36.880
come over to tell me I can't
be doing this, and I tell him,

964
01:13:38.039 --> 01:13:40.119
why don't you give it a try? And now he comes over every

965
01:13:40.159 --> 01:13:43.720
Sunday night joins me in the fucking
and now it's spreading. Let me tell

966
01:13:43.760 --> 01:13:47.000
you something. You ain't gonna change
our culture. You're not gonna change our

967
01:13:47.079 --> 01:13:54.600
heritage. This is where we plant
ized steaks. Uh like the idea of

968
01:13:57.680 --> 01:14:00.880
this dude the top hat is like
appalled, but da he gives it a

969
01:14:00.039 --> 01:14:03.239
try and he's like, you know
what, he talks him into it.

970
01:14:03.760 --> 01:14:08.720
He this is a CPS man.
This is a CPS man on a top

971
01:14:08.800 --> 01:14:11.920
hat. I tell you, And
he's like, I hate you, and

972
01:14:12.119 --> 01:14:16.079
he tries and he's like, yo, you're on the sucking cream corn corn

973
01:14:16.279 --> 01:14:20.640
right here. You know nothing like
your son ass full of cream corn.

974
01:14:20.680 --> 01:14:24.000
I'll tell you what. Let me
tell you so you can tax me up

975
01:14:24.039 --> 01:14:28.000
the ass You can take my guns, you can vote Democrats into office,

976
01:14:28.039 --> 01:14:30.640
but you're never gonna stop me from
fucking my son. That is one thing.

977
01:14:30.760 --> 01:14:41.199
You ain't stopping me from doing.
Sons on the corner, just crying.

978
01:14:42.079 --> 01:14:55.439
Just Thenny just smacks him over the
head and just makes him try it

979
01:14:55.600 --> 01:15:01.399
down down there. Winslow. Shut
up, Winslow. You spoke, You

980
01:15:01.600 --> 01:15:11.039
spoke when spoken to, and Cream
went cream into. Okay, Yeah,

981
01:15:11.319 --> 01:15:18.800
that's are we talking about talking about
weird ship weird. It's weird stuff that

982
01:15:18.880 --> 01:15:24.880
you you you've encountered that you can't
unsee or something. Oh man, I've

983
01:15:24.920 --> 01:15:28.560
mentioned one before. Yeah, I
might have mentioned one before where I was

984
01:15:28.600 --> 01:15:30.399
a kid because we used to ride
the I don't think kids ride the public

985
01:15:30.439 --> 01:15:35.479
transportation like we used to. I
just feel like the vibes is changed.

986
01:15:35.680 --> 01:15:41.560
And maybe I'm wrong, but I
don't. Probably in l A. Yeah,

987
01:15:42.279 --> 01:15:44.520
so I would. I would just
be a kid because my mom worked

988
01:15:44.520 --> 01:15:47.159
for the you know, the m
T A. And so I'll ride the

989
01:15:47.199 --> 01:15:51.359
bus everywhere, as you know,
in elementary school. And I was with

990
01:15:51.479 --> 01:15:57.159
my buddy Cameron, and uh,
I'll never forget this guy. He was

991
01:15:57.199 --> 01:16:00.840
this redheaded, fucking redheaded beard had
this crazy, he long fucking earring like

992
01:16:00.960 --> 01:16:05.960
he was George Michael or some shit, and uh, he had short shorts

993
01:16:06.000 --> 01:16:11.800
like the jeans. Uh. And
you know, I don't know. It

994
01:16:11.880 --> 01:16:13.680
was up with this guy. I'm
like, God, it's weird. Then

995
01:16:13.720 --> 01:16:15.399
he was all soft spoken, like
he started talking and then he started talking

996
01:16:15.399 --> 01:16:20.159
to us and he said, and
look at to this day sometimes like I'm

997
01:16:20.199 --> 01:16:24.000
like, am I misremembering this or
did he actually say this? Because he

998
01:16:24.520 --> 01:16:27.680
asked us if we like Michael Jackson. He is saying, you guys like

999
01:16:27.680 --> 01:16:31.079
Michael Jackson and we're like, yeah, sure. And what I remember him

1000
01:16:31.119 --> 01:16:35.800
saying is he gets me really hard, Like he said that those words.

1001
01:16:35.800 --> 01:16:39.800
We're little kids, and he's like, he gets me really hard. And

1002
01:16:39.880 --> 01:16:43.039
we're like, let's get off at
the next stop. So we just pull

1003
01:16:43.119 --> 01:16:45.520
the fucking cord. And we were
like, dude, no, I can't

1004
01:16:45.560 --> 01:16:49.279
be in this bus a minute longer
with this guy because he's going to he's

1005
01:16:49.319 --> 01:16:51.760
gonna bounce on us. Because it
was the weirdest thing, and I was

1006
01:16:51.800 --> 01:16:55.560
like, I sometimes think like I
was a kid, maybe I misheard him.

1007
01:16:55.960 --> 01:16:58.600
Maybe he said something like oh he
goes hard or some shit. I

1008
01:16:58.640 --> 01:17:01.000
don't know, maybe, but what
It sounded like this guy was saying,

1009
01:17:01.039 --> 01:17:05.319
Michael Jackson's heart is hot, gives
him a huge boner, and he wanted

1010
01:17:05.359 --> 01:17:08.960
to share it with the ten year
old thinking that that was like that was

1011
01:17:09.000 --> 01:17:14.920
a really good information to relay.
And so I still think about that every

1012
01:17:14.960 --> 01:17:15.720
once in a while. I'm like, was that guy gonna rape us?

1013
01:17:16.119 --> 01:17:20.399
I don't know, I find out. Yeah, I want to find out.

1014
01:17:20.680 --> 01:17:23.680
There's no way, like we had
enough sense to not be like,

1015
01:17:24.039 --> 01:17:26.199
you know, I don't understand kids
these days at all, like just they

1016
01:17:26.319 --> 01:17:29.199
just go. They would just go
with strangers. Hey, I got fucking

1017
01:17:29.279 --> 01:17:31.199
candy at my shed. Oh you
know, you know what on me?

1018
01:17:31.520 --> 01:17:35.760
Puppies? That puppy would have worked
on me, bro, I'm like,

1019
01:17:35.800 --> 01:17:38.600
I don't know what you bro,
Like, what are you talking about.

1020
01:17:38.680 --> 01:17:42.119
If someone was like to little kid
me like less than like and I'm talking

1021
01:17:42.119 --> 01:17:45.439
about like like at like eight or
nine years old, like little kid me,

1022
01:17:45.960 --> 01:17:50.479
we have puppies, six of me
would be like really, really in

1023
01:17:50.600 --> 01:17:56.319
your car you just have puppy,
You're you're a god. Ran over to

1024
01:17:56.439 --> 01:18:00.199
me, ran over and put my
seatmoat on. Let's go, let's oh,

1025
01:18:00.279 --> 01:18:03.079
Harry up, Let's get this guy
looks like fucking uh Chris Helmsworth and

1026
01:18:03.159 --> 01:18:06.039
Furiosa, and You're like, yeah, I got puppies. I got puppies

1027
01:18:06.079 --> 01:18:12.159
in my car. You fucking outrun
him to the car. Bro He's just

1028
01:18:12.319 --> 01:18:15.079
like he's so happy. He's like
Wow. Then I don't see puppies,

1029
01:18:15.119 --> 01:18:18.000
and I get I got pocket knife
on me. I don't see puppies,

1030
01:18:18.039 --> 01:18:21.439
and I started getting really violent.
I feel like I've seen a lot of

1031
01:18:21.720 --> 01:18:24.720
I feel like I've seen a lot
of things like that. I don't know,

1032
01:18:24.800 --> 01:18:27.359
like growing up in the city and
and and around that area and in

1033
01:18:27.439 --> 01:18:29.960
the Bronx. Just you see a
lot of stuff like that that you kind

1034
01:18:30.000 --> 01:18:34.840
of just forget because it becomes somewhat
but like the one that sticks after me

1035
01:18:35.399 --> 01:18:40.600
that I probably I probably won't forget. I actually don't think i've I actually

1036
01:18:40.600 --> 01:18:42.960
don't think i've told this before.
I think I might have maybe on a

1037
01:18:43.000 --> 01:18:47.039
consolation, but I remember being in
a burger king. There is a second

1038
01:18:47.159 --> 01:18:49.439
the second thing that I remember from
this burger king, by the way,

1039
01:18:49.439 --> 01:18:54.479
the same burger king in on on
Mishula by Gunhill Road in the Bronx.

1040
01:18:54.800 --> 01:18:58.439
I know, zachly Burki, you're
talking about yeah, yeah, it's the

1041
01:18:58.479 --> 01:19:01.640
one by the Popeyes and stuff.
Yeah, exactly, maybe I don't I

1042
01:19:01.640 --> 01:19:04.640
don't remember. I didn't have Popeyes. Actually didn't have Popeyes until I moved

1043
01:19:04.640 --> 01:19:09.319
out here actually, so like I
didn't really know much about Popsy missed out

1044
01:19:09.359 --> 01:19:12.720
on chicken. Man. Well,
my family just made chicken, you know

1045
01:19:12.760 --> 01:19:15.439
what. There was really no there
also, just like Kennedys and stuff like

1046
01:19:15.479 --> 01:19:17.760
that in New York as well.
Yeah, we never really, I just

1047
01:19:18.239 --> 01:19:21.880
we never got chicken from outside,
Like, we never went to a chicken

1048
01:19:21.960 --> 01:19:26.079
restaurant because we just made really good
My parents just made really good chicken.

1049
01:19:26.479 --> 01:19:29.359
And I never really wanted it outside
chicken, you know what I mean.

1050
01:19:29.399 --> 01:19:32.039
It's just different though, like you
know, like Casun Casun chicken is fucking

1051
01:19:32.119 --> 01:19:38.960
awesome. Oh yeah, for sure. No, bro. Once I once

1052
01:19:39.000 --> 01:19:41.840
I started living on my own and
I stopped, I didn't really want to

1053
01:19:41.960 --> 01:19:44.920
make chicken as often as I want. I didn't want to make chicken as

1054
01:19:44.960 --> 01:19:48.560
often as I wanted it because,
like you know, so so I eventually

1055
01:19:48.600 --> 01:19:50.680
figured that out. But like it
was, it was in this burger king

1056
01:19:50.760 --> 01:19:54.800
on michoul I don't know if it's
still there or not, but it used

1057
01:19:54.800 --> 01:19:58.920
to be And I remember I saw
one guy. This is a story that

1058
01:19:58.960 --> 01:20:01.399
I've told before, this one where
like I saw some guy like get really

1059
01:20:01.439 --> 01:20:06.680
pissed off that his fry. You
know how some fries have like black parts

1060
01:20:06.720 --> 01:20:10.199
on it because they're burnt a little
bit or whatever. There's like a burnt

1061
01:20:10.199 --> 01:20:12.359
for the day. He's just like, dude, you he said, you

1062
01:20:12.439 --> 01:20:15.600
dirtied up my fries. You made
me gave you dirty fries. I want

1063
01:20:15.640 --> 01:20:17.640
clean fries. And they're like and
they jumped over the fucking counter and started

1064
01:20:17.640 --> 01:20:21.239
attacking the person. And then we
just left. But in this same burger

1065
01:20:21.319 --> 01:20:25.319
king, I think either many years
after many years before I can remember which

1066
01:20:25.319 --> 01:20:27.840
one came first. Memories a little
bit fuzzy, but I remember this very

1067
01:20:27.960 --> 01:20:31.279
very vividly, where some guy we
were sitting waiting for the order and some

1068
01:20:31.520 --> 01:20:38.119
guy it's I don't know how to
describe this without just doing it, but

1069
01:20:39.760 --> 01:20:47.159
this guy out of the bathroom kind
of on his back, snails out out

1070
01:20:47.239 --> 01:20:56.079
of the restaurant going oooooooooo, just
making like weird siren noises and what I

1071
01:20:56.159 --> 01:20:58.840
mean by that, And he's like
all wet, he's like covered in something.

1072
01:20:58.880 --> 01:21:00.640
I didn't know what it was.
But he was like, I don't

1073
01:21:00.680 --> 01:21:06.039
know the best way. He's like
he's literally like this where yeah, he's

1074
01:21:06.159 --> 01:21:12.680
like screeching, yeah, yeah,
yeah, that's if you're listening. Yeah,

1075
01:21:13.880 --> 01:21:18.920
girl almost swimming backwards on the ground. And he was wearing I remember

1076
01:21:18.960 --> 01:21:23.199
he was. I remember he was
wearing like a fucking he had like a

1077
01:21:23.359 --> 01:21:26.960
he had like a bright it's like
a tied eye tank top or something.

1078
01:21:27.000 --> 01:21:29.560
It was weird. It was like
like like almost like a fruit roll up

1079
01:21:30.880 --> 01:21:34.359
tank top. It was the strangest
guy ever. But he was making siren

1080
01:21:34.399 --> 01:21:38.119
noises as he snailed on his back
outside of the burger king and he was

1081
01:21:38.159 --> 01:21:40.600
all wet and dripping and gross.
And then my aunt was like, don't

1082
01:21:40.600 --> 01:21:43.920
look at him. I remember that
specifically, like don't make don't look at

1083
01:21:44.000 --> 01:21:46.880
him. I think I might have
been like eight or something, but that

1084
01:21:46.960 --> 01:21:49.920
was a strange I thought the second
story window, like he fought to the

1085
01:21:49.960 --> 01:21:54.159
story window. He hit the ground
really hard and like he got up and

1086
01:21:54.279 --> 01:21:57.039
he was just like because I think
he was I think he was cheating.

1087
01:21:57.079 --> 01:22:00.359
I think he was fucking some girl
lady. And then the husband came right

1088
01:22:00.159 --> 01:22:04.560
so I'm pretty sure he jumped out
the window. But he didn't stick it

1089
01:22:04.640 --> 01:22:09.000
at all, because that two story
fall, you're not He's a regular guy.

1090
01:22:09.439 --> 01:22:12.760
He didn't stick it. And then
he was just like trying to be

1091
01:22:12.840 --> 01:22:14.760
calm, but his dick was out, and I was just like, what's

1092
01:22:14.840 --> 01:22:16.960
happening right now? And then he
just ran off and I was like,

1093
01:22:17.119 --> 01:22:20.359
okay, cool. He was trying
to talk people like to have a regular

1094
01:22:20.479 --> 01:22:24.000
day, and we were in like, because there's a boudette attached to the

1095
01:22:24.039 --> 01:22:27.600
building. I lived that, so
we like everybody was like looking at him,

1096
01:22:27.640 --> 01:22:29.680
and he was trying to like talk
to people, like be calm,

1097
01:22:30.000 --> 01:22:32.199
but everybody knew what window he came. People know, we knew each other

1098
01:22:32.239 --> 01:22:34.840
as the Bronx, and everybody knows
every building. So you're like, you

1099
01:22:34.920 --> 01:22:36.720
just came out of that apartment and
he was like, oh man, I

1100
01:22:36.760 --> 01:22:43.439
gotta get out of it, and
he ran off, and bro where did

1101
01:22:43.479 --> 01:22:45.239
he fix himself? But by the
time he was hurt, but he was

1102
01:22:45.359 --> 01:22:49.239
I think he was. He was
frightened, definitely in shock because that was

1103
01:22:49.319 --> 01:22:54.640
not a good fall. He didn't
land it very well and he just took

1104
01:22:54.760 --> 01:22:58.119
off and I'm like, damn,
man, I hope I don't know that's

1105
01:22:58.159 --> 01:23:01.239
why I can't. That's why I
can't. And living them Democrat run cities.

1106
01:23:01.399 --> 01:23:05.720
Everybody's running around with their necks,
hat falling out of windows and whatnot.

1107
01:23:08.279 --> 01:23:14.800
I don't like it. I feel
this is a quick something. Wait,

1108
01:23:15.560 --> 01:23:19.800
well, boy, I'm forgetting again. You're losing your mind. Boy,

1109
01:23:20.439 --> 01:23:24.640
I've been losing my mind. Bro, it's not even new he's gay.

1110
01:23:26.720 --> 01:23:30.840
Derek sent me this video. Derek
sent me this, this fucking video

1111
01:23:31.439 --> 01:23:38.960
of the rented Redemption ending where Micah
is accusing Arthur of being gay to Dutch

1112
01:23:39.119 --> 01:23:44.600
and all the voices are so perfect. I don't know how you even think

1113
01:23:44.720 --> 01:23:46.880
to make this or even bother to
put the time and that the fact that's

1114
01:23:46.920 --> 01:23:53.239
the only thing that this person seemingly
has has created. He's gay Dutch?

1115
01:23:53.640 --> 01:24:01.680
No, why just say that?
No, it's so funny. He's like

1116
01:24:01.840 --> 01:24:10.760
dying on the floor, Like I
just say that, so fucking funny.

1117
01:24:11.199 --> 01:24:14.239
Can we find that video? Can
we find that video, Derek and put

1118
01:24:14.319 --> 01:24:17.079
that in? That's like the only
one, is that possible? Because it's

1119
01:24:17.199 --> 01:24:25.479
too good? You know? Yeah, we should have took the word of

1120
01:24:25.520 --> 01:24:28.680
my mouth. I downloaded it because
I never wanted to lose it, so

1121
01:24:28.760 --> 01:24:30.439
I could I think I could,
I could send it to you, because

1122
01:24:30.439 --> 01:24:33.840
I know so many times it's happened
to be so many times where I see

1123
01:24:33.920 --> 01:24:40.079
something and I just lose it and
it just makes everything funny. I see,

1124
01:24:40.159 --> 01:24:43.640
I download. I've got to the
point now. That's why. That's

1125
01:24:43.640 --> 01:24:45.600
the main reason I pay for X. Actually, if I'm being honest,

1126
01:24:45.159 --> 01:24:50.359
I pay for it because I can
download videos. So I steal everything off.

1127
01:24:50.680 --> 01:24:53.760
I mean, I stop, Why
don't you Why don't you just screen

1128
01:24:53.800 --> 01:24:59.319
record it? Recording it's a little
sloppy sometimes. But now my now,

1129
01:24:59.439 --> 01:25:01.840
my phone, my phone currently right
now for me, at least when I

1130
01:25:01.920 --> 01:25:09.000
do it, I fuck it up
for me. My phone is so full

1131
01:25:09.520 --> 01:25:14.119
of insane, Like there's nothing sexual. There's just insane. Like there's this

1132
01:25:14.199 --> 01:25:17.159
video of my said Chris just now
some guys streaming and he's like he has

1133
01:25:17.239 --> 01:25:20.880
like a fucking like one of the
sex toys where it's the lower bottom and

1134
01:25:21.000 --> 01:25:29.039
he's like punching the step. Fucking
uh that fucking streamer. It looks like

1135
01:25:29.119 --> 01:25:33.199
he's digging for change inside that asshole, and it's crazy. That's my phone

1136
01:25:33.319 --> 01:25:36.239
is. There is a video on
my phone. Let me see if I

1137
01:25:36.279 --> 01:25:41.920
remember I describe exactly what it's like, because it's it's it's a doozy,

1138
01:25:42.399 --> 01:25:46.199
be worth it in the meantime,
that's streamer way that streamer he uh he

1139
01:25:46.399 --> 01:25:51.239
fucking uh. They started somebody like
Dexterdo or whatever the fuck however you say

1140
01:25:51.279 --> 01:25:56.119
their name. They like talked about
that. He quote tweeted and say,

1141
01:25:56.560 --> 01:26:00.600
you guys are stupid. That was
clearly Ai like he like he tried.

1142
01:26:00.880 --> 01:26:04.239
He pretends like he's obviously joking,
but like the way that he words it,

1143
01:26:04.359 --> 01:26:08.560
like as if you guys are idiots
for believing, it's like clearly him

1144
01:26:08.720 --> 01:26:12.800
just like fucking fist fucking this sex
toy. It was kind of funny.

1145
01:26:12.840 --> 01:26:16.119
I was like, all right,
that's I have an image of Linguini from

1146
01:26:16.159 --> 01:26:23.800
Ratatuwee getting a cucumber shoved up his
ass and he's coming inside of Alfredo thoughts,

1147
01:26:24.319 --> 01:26:31.359
and it's and the rat is clapping
as he is. That is the

1148
01:26:31.479 --> 01:26:36.800
guy ship that is currently on my
cell phone. Bro is fucking clapping.

1149
01:26:38.520 --> 01:26:43.319
If anyone finds my phone, they'll
think I'm a homosexual, homophobic bigot.

1150
01:26:43.920 --> 01:26:47.439
Anyone that finds my phone, they
go through it. I mean me too,

1151
01:26:47.760 --> 01:26:51.399
I mean me too. With the
stupid shit that I've been doing park

1152
01:26:51.520 --> 01:26:56.279
it's getting worse and worse, and
it scares me that someone's gonna find my

1153
01:26:56.399 --> 01:26:59.880
phone one day because there's gonna be
so much shit I have to explain.

1154
01:27:00.079 --> 01:27:03.199
See, what you gotta do is
just have a will or whatever and just

1155
01:27:03.279 --> 01:27:09.560
say this shit's jokes, just so
people have the context when you die that

1156
01:27:09.680 --> 01:27:11.800
they know that, hey, this
is just funny to me. You don't

1157
01:27:11.840 --> 01:27:14.399
have to think it's funny, like, oh, oh quick, little thing.

1158
01:27:14.439 --> 01:27:17.119
I thought this was funny as fuck. There's this rapper slash DJ.

1159
01:27:17.560 --> 01:27:21.159
He was by the named Sutter Kane, and this dude makes a bunch of

1160
01:27:21.239 --> 01:27:26.159
he he calls it ghetto metal.
He would take like as of late dying

1161
01:27:26.239 --> 01:27:30.520
and other things. They would make
beats and just talk about the most gruesome

1162
01:27:30.560 --> 01:27:33.560
shit, kind of like a neckro
or something. And uh, I was

1163
01:27:33.720 --> 01:27:38.760
just randomly listening to his stuff because
the old school shit, like he has

1164
01:27:38.760 --> 01:27:43.760
a song called Hesbla and August Underground. And then randomly he just followed me

1165
01:27:43.880 --> 01:27:46.279
on Instagram. He just happened to
see my gay shit. I was like,

1166
01:27:46.319 --> 01:27:48.880
oh shit, I'm like, I
fucking know this guy. Fucking found

1167
01:27:48.920 --> 01:27:54.199
him on MySpace million years ago and
I didn't say anything to him because I

1168
01:27:54.239 --> 01:27:55.680
just didn't want to. I was
like, it's weird. I'm not gonna

1169
01:27:55.720 --> 01:28:00.960
message him. And he fucking messages
me and says, hey, I sent

1170
01:28:00.159 --> 01:28:05.279
your your stuff to uh some of
my friends in our group chat and he

1171
01:28:05.439 --> 01:28:10.640
was like, needless to say,
I'm no longer friends with those guys because

1172
01:28:10.640 --> 01:28:14.640
they fucking hated that shit and they
got into like some arguments, and I'm

1173
01:28:14.680 --> 01:28:17.920
like, damn, Like some people
just do not find that that gay cover

1174
01:28:18.039 --> 01:28:21.720
shit funny like at all whatsoever.
Yeah, And I guess his friends,

1175
01:28:23.520 --> 01:28:27.199
you know, he just you know, he's an older black dude from I

1176
01:28:27.279 --> 01:28:29.399
think he's from New York or something
like that, and he probably has some

1177
01:28:29.600 --> 01:28:34.039
friends that are, you know,
deeply homophobic. They're very upset that why

1178
01:28:34.079 --> 01:28:38.199
are you sending this shit to me? And that was the funniest fucking thing,

1179
01:28:38.399 --> 01:28:40.479
Like, oh, I've been a
man of this guy for like a

1180
01:28:40.640 --> 01:28:44.840
long time. That's my first interaction. I lost some friends because of your

1181
01:28:44.960 --> 01:28:50.520
content. It's really funny, how
like the like, I just I don't

1182
01:28:50.600 --> 01:28:59.760
get how people just they're the things
that people make on the internet sometimes that

1183
01:28:59.840 --> 01:29:03.880
are so much work, Like someone
had to draw that that's a very well

1184
01:29:04.079 --> 01:29:13.960
created image of Linguini busted cucumb who
made that, Like who drew that?

1185
01:29:14.479 --> 01:29:18.079
You know? Like what are you? What? Do you? A talent?

1186
01:29:18.199 --> 01:29:21.600
Very talented ours? Yeah, put
in or send it to a senator.

1187
01:29:26.720 --> 01:29:29.319
You could just send it to Derek. It's fine, Lily drinking.

1188
01:29:29.520 --> 01:29:31.319
This is so disrespectful to her character. Rone and he said, this is

1189
01:29:31.399 --> 01:29:36.840
basically just a comment. But about
the about the discussion, I'm not really

1190
01:29:36.880 --> 01:29:42.399
into it either. Butalito is fucking
is freaking good. It's like deep fried

1191
01:29:42.920 --> 01:29:46.960
pancake that is fishing it. That
doesn't appeal to me at all. You

1192
01:29:47.119 --> 01:29:50.880
never catch me. I don't purpose
part of it. No, no,

1193
01:29:50.960 --> 01:29:55.079
no. We were talking about like
foods that foods from our culture that like

1194
01:29:55.159 --> 01:29:58.239
we don't like, and that was
that was one of them, which is

1195
01:29:58.319 --> 01:30:00.640
like a like a fish specific thing. And I don't know, man,

1196
01:30:01.479 --> 01:30:04.840
not not into it. I get
it. I'm sure there's I'm sure if

1197
01:30:04.880 --> 01:30:08.600
I had it without knowing what it
was, I would probably like it.

1198
01:30:08.760 --> 01:30:13.640
But if once it's not that I
would be like ew I ate fish.

1199
01:30:13.800 --> 01:30:16.399
It would be more like okay,
yeah that was fine, but it still

1200
01:30:16.479 --> 01:30:19.079
was probably not so good that I
would want to have it again on purpose.

1201
01:30:20.079 --> 01:30:23.199
You know, it's generally how I
would feel about it, I would

1202
01:30:23.239 --> 01:30:27.239
imagine, but thank you for your
right in just a quick one might as

1203
01:30:27.239 --> 01:30:36.840
well address it. Let's see,
oh old brown chowed by little gay sex,

1204
01:30:38.479 --> 01:30:47.039
wrote in brown ch oh brown,
little kay sex. But he writes

1205
01:30:47.039 --> 01:30:50.439
hello, He writes, hello,
babes. Since you guys are planning on

1206
01:30:50.560 --> 01:30:54.920
doing the podcast in person again,
have you thought about doing more than just

1207
01:30:54.960 --> 01:30:58.399
the podcast under the snark Tank brand, like live streams or short little challenge

1208
01:30:58.479 --> 01:31:00.279
videos or something else. Even though
I would love to watch them, I

1209
01:31:00.319 --> 01:31:03.239
feel like a podcast would get neutered
a bit since you guys wouldn't have as

1210
01:31:03.319 --> 01:31:08.399
much time. Thanks for placing comm
in my ears every week, and I

1211
01:31:08.479 --> 01:31:14.079
hope your show continues to be a
success. H yeah, dude, well

1212
01:31:14.119 --> 01:31:18.239
I yeah, he wrote, he
writes suck sex, but I corrected it

1213
01:31:18.319 --> 01:31:24.039
in my head. I think I
mean potentially, But I do think what

1214
01:31:24.159 --> 01:31:28.640
will happen is that the episodes themselves
will become kind of like that, because

1215
01:31:28.680 --> 01:31:33.640
being in a physical space allows you
to do more like challenge type stuff or

1216
01:31:34.359 --> 01:31:41.399
just there's there's a lot more flexibility
there than we have currently with the online

1217
01:31:41.479 --> 01:31:44.000
setup that I'm pretty excited to get
into. But like, yeah, I

1218
01:31:44.079 --> 01:31:50.319
mean maybe extra stuff. Maybe I
would imagine that just based on the fact

1219
01:31:50.359 --> 01:31:56.000
that we would be together in person, we would probably do like dumb shorts

1220
01:31:56.600 --> 01:31:59.239
and stuff, just because we'll just
be in the room and one of us

1221
01:31:59.239 --> 01:32:00.920
will have some idea. Yeah,
I'm sure that will happen, but like

1222
01:32:01.039 --> 01:32:09.479
it's not necessarily like the point,
you know, Yeah, we've talked about

1223
01:32:09.840 --> 01:32:14.479
uh, you know, we haven't. We haven't really gotten the snart tank

1224
01:32:14.520 --> 01:32:17.279
all figured out, and you know, we'll we'll figure out everything once I'm

1225
01:32:17.319 --> 01:32:23.359
over there. But we've talked about
for a minute about doing uh maybe the

1226
01:32:23.520 --> 01:32:28.560
Inward Club because you even talk about
this. Motherfucker has like a billion clips

1227
01:32:28.600 --> 01:32:32.680
on his phone, you know that
just there's that's always fun. Maybe it

1228
01:32:32.840 --> 01:32:38.840
maybe too be it the listening too
is like I have right now you can't

1229
01:32:38.920 --> 01:32:41.760
see it. And maybe I shouldn't
promise this because I don't know if we're

1230
01:32:41.800 --> 01:32:44.600
going to get it working immediately.
But like that monitor back there is fully

1231
01:32:44.640 --> 01:32:48.000
functional, and we can like I'll
have a laptop in front of me,

1232
01:32:48.079 --> 01:32:51.079
and if we have like clips and
ship, I can put it on the

1233
01:32:51.479 --> 01:32:58.159
fucking monitor and it'll like, yeah, so we're the show is going to

1234
01:32:58.199 --> 01:33:01.640
transform a little bit for sure,
just as a result of that stuff.

1235
01:33:02.159 --> 01:33:08.600
But that's soundproofing. Ignore that.
But yeah, no, things will things

1236
01:33:08.680 --> 01:33:11.359
will coalesce, and we'll figure out
what it becomes. I don't want to

1237
01:33:11.439 --> 01:33:13.880
like say that, oh, we're
definitely gonna do X, Y and Z,

1238
01:33:14.000 --> 01:33:15.000
because we still have to figure out
like what that even means. But

1239
01:33:15.920 --> 01:33:20.279
there will be a shift. There
will be more wacky shenanigans for sure,

1240
01:33:24.119 --> 01:33:29.880
But yeah, I don't know it. Eating lots of booy et, lots

1241
01:33:29.920 --> 01:33:36.239
of booty, eating lots of booty. The guy whose face got eaten off

1242
01:33:36.279 --> 01:33:42.000
in Vegas wrote in he says,
y'all ever shit with a hard dick?

1243
01:33:45.319 --> 01:33:47.600
What do you hum? He says, y'all ever shit with a hard dick?

1244
01:33:48.319 --> 01:33:53.279
Do you hover over the toilet so
it doesn't touch the water or let

1245
01:33:53.359 --> 01:33:55.600
it hang over the toilet? I
mean, dude, you let it?

1246
01:33:56.439 --> 01:34:01.399
I mean, first of all,
what is he talking about. I've read

1247
01:34:01.439 --> 01:34:06.199
it twice. You'll ever shipped with
a hard dick? Yeah? The second

1248
01:34:06.239 --> 01:34:11.640
part, do you hover over the
toilet so it doesn't touch the water or

1249
01:34:11.720 --> 01:34:15.000
do you let it hang over the
toilet, so like under or over the

1250
01:34:15.119 --> 01:34:18.479
rim basically, So you're talking about
when it's not hard, right, That's

1251
01:34:18.479 --> 01:34:21.159
why I'm confused. While it's hard
while you're hard, because you have your

1252
01:34:21.199 --> 01:34:28.159
hard shitting dick while you're fucking dick's
hard. What do you mean talking at

1253
01:34:28.239 --> 01:34:32.560
least has such a heavy penis,
because sometimes when i'm sometimes when I get

1254
01:34:32.600 --> 01:34:35.520
good bud flow, it can't even
stand up. It's too heavy. It

1255
01:34:35.600 --> 01:34:40.840
can't support its own weight. You
it's not you. That's not real.

1256
01:34:41.000 --> 01:34:43.960
That's not all hard penis works.
Brother, No, you can get your

1257
01:34:45.079 --> 01:34:48.760
like some people's how do I explain
it? This is gonna sound really gay.

1258
01:34:49.000 --> 01:34:51.960
You know some people that have like
and I was kidding mostly, but

1259
01:34:53.079 --> 01:34:56.119
some people that have heard their dicks
get so hard their dicks can't support their

1260
01:34:56.159 --> 01:34:59.720
own weight. It's too much maths. It can't lift itself up, so

1261
01:34:59.840 --> 01:35:05.880
it still falls. I think there's
people that have like blood flow issues and

1262
01:35:05.920 --> 01:35:13.239
their dicks don't get fully hard.
Well there's yeah, there's the people that

1263
01:35:13.319 --> 01:35:15.600
have probably like like a fucking ten
inch or that maybe they can't get fully

1264
01:35:15.640 --> 01:35:19.560
hard because it's too much blood and
uh, it probably will probably get like

1265
01:35:19.640 --> 01:35:25.520
fucking a little woozy. There is
in a bone ering can passing out as

1266
01:35:25.680 --> 01:35:29.960
crazy. There is like that kid
in high school just in school, just

1267
01:35:30.279 --> 01:35:35.600
passed out random. There is an
element so much there is an element of

1268
01:35:35.800 --> 01:35:40.600
like because it doesn't just all go
soft at once, you know what I

1269
01:35:40.680 --> 01:35:45.000
mean. It goes hard in like
sections and in waves kind of slowly over

1270
01:35:45.119 --> 01:35:47.560
time. So like I've definitely experienced
like, oh, it's hard except for

1271
01:35:47.680 --> 01:35:51.479
like at the very base, so
it hangs a little bit, but like

1272
01:35:51.600 --> 01:35:57.359
that lasts for like what like five
seconds max. I've never like like hard

1273
01:35:57.479 --> 01:36:00.720
enough. Yeah, exactly. It's
like at attention. I just wouldn't call

1274
01:36:00.760 --> 01:36:04.199
it exactly. I wouldn't call that
a fully erect penis. Yeah, yeah,

1275
01:36:04.199 --> 01:36:10.560
I wouldn't say, look any any
answer that isn't over the toilet,

1276
01:36:10.640 --> 01:36:13.800
like over the fucking rim. It
is crazy, Like I don't know what

1277
01:36:13.880 --> 01:36:16.640
we're doing. I don't know how
you even Like, yeah, so you

1278
01:36:16.720 --> 01:36:20.239
can't do it with you can't do
it because you can't do it without touching

1279
01:36:20.279 --> 01:36:24.319
the water or touching the inside of
the toilet bowl, which I I definitely

1280
01:36:24.359 --> 01:36:29.680
don't want. So like, I
don't know what your only option is over

1281
01:36:30.760 --> 01:36:34.720
if you're a sanitary person. If
it's if it's a like if you're if

1282
01:36:34.960 --> 01:36:40.119
this is if if you're erected and
you're trying to tuck it in your dick

1283
01:36:40.239 --> 01:36:43.880
is probably because like my thing is
if my erect dick wants to stand at

1284
01:36:43.880 --> 01:36:45.560
attention. So if I were trying
to tuck it in the bowl, it

1285
01:36:45.560 --> 01:36:50.119
would be touching the the inside of
the ball, uh, the inside the

1286
01:36:50.279 --> 01:36:55.119
under like under the bowl, or
probably poking the inside of where like that's

1287
01:36:55.119 --> 01:36:59.600
so that is so unimaginably disgusting to
me just even first of all, yeah,

1288
01:36:59.640 --> 01:37:02.319
let's end of the first part.
I have no memory of shitting with

1289
01:37:02.399 --> 01:37:11.359
a hard dick because these because he
thought of being at because immediately, if

1290
01:37:11.399 --> 01:37:15.319
I have the urge to ship,
there's no erection anymore. Like there's no

1291
01:37:15.640 --> 01:37:18.760
like that the the erection, it
will be completely canceled by having the urge

1292
01:37:18.800 --> 01:37:23.960
to ship. There's there's not like
like I've woken up in the morning with

1293
01:37:24.159 --> 01:37:27.720
morning would and have to piss really
bad and I need like I need maybe

1294
01:37:27.800 --> 01:37:31.479
thirty seconds or something to let it
soften so I can just piss like correctly

1295
01:37:32.199 --> 01:37:35.079
and not try to angle it like
a retard because I can I have a

1296
01:37:35.079 --> 01:37:40.600
little self control where I can just
wait before I fucking piss everywhere. But

1297
01:37:40.720 --> 01:37:44.319
yeah, I can't think of a
time where I was sitting shitting and my

1298
01:37:44.520 --> 01:37:47.760
dick is incredibly hard. I can't
think of that. I can't relate to

1299
01:37:47.840 --> 01:37:53.359
that either. That's like I've never
I have no memory of this happening.

1300
01:37:53.960 --> 01:38:00.840
I do have. I have memories
of Like I have memory of it being

1301
01:38:00.119 --> 01:38:04.079
over the like over the you know, the the rim or whatever, or

1302
01:38:04.159 --> 01:38:09.840
like over the fucking seat, But
like I don't. Now that's crazy,

1303
01:38:10.039 --> 01:38:14.159
that's insane, Like you're out of
your mind. Guy who got his face

1304
01:38:14.399 --> 01:38:18.720
face eating off in Vegas, sorry
to tell you this, but crazy man,

1305
01:38:21.239 --> 01:38:25.960
it's fucking lunacy, all right,
oh lizard wrote in he says,

1306
01:38:26.000 --> 01:38:29.279
hey boys, quick, quick one. Since you guys cover Ethan Ralph perfect

1307
01:38:29.319 --> 01:38:33.439
we just mentioned them on this very
episode. Uh oh, quick one,

1308
01:38:33.479 --> 01:38:36.359
Since you guys cover Ethan Ralph adjacents
from time to time, did you see

1309
01:38:36.880 --> 01:38:41.159
here, okay, so here it
is. Did you see that Nick Rikata

1310
01:38:41.279 --> 01:38:45.159
dude high out of his mind jacking
it on stream? Then a few days

1311
01:38:45.239 --> 01:38:49.479
later got raided and arrested for possession
of drugs and guns. So I only

1312
01:38:49.640 --> 01:38:54.960
saw an image of this guyan,
So I only saw an image of this

1313
01:38:55.000 --> 01:38:59.239
guy on Twitter looking like really defeated, and people just kind of talking like,

1314
01:38:59.319 --> 01:39:00.880
Yo, what the fuck's going on? But I actually don't know much

1315
01:39:00.920 --> 01:39:06.880
about this guy even slightly. I
just know that he was I guess was

1316
01:39:08.199 --> 01:39:12.000
is he He's like a law YouTuber
right, Like he's like a he covers

1317
01:39:12.119 --> 01:39:15.199
like law or like he's a lawyer
or something. Yeah, so he's a

1318
01:39:15.279 --> 01:39:18.520
lawyer. He has a law firm. He has a law firm. He's

1319
01:39:18.560 --> 01:39:24.159
been around for a few years.
And he made a really just and insanely

1320
01:39:24.199 --> 01:39:27.800
stupid mistake because he blew up during
the pandemic. He covered. There was

1321
01:39:27.840 --> 01:39:31.359
two cases that he covered where he'd
be getting over one hundred thousand people concurrently

1322
01:39:31.680 --> 01:39:34.640
watching his streams, which is unheard
of. But he'd be covering like the

1323
01:39:34.720 --> 01:39:39.199
amber Heard case for example, like
they would be going to the Johnny dev

1324
01:39:39.239 --> 01:39:42.079
amber Heard thing. So he was
doing that something else I can't remember on

1325
01:39:42.119 --> 01:39:44.439
the top of my head right now. But he blew up over the pandemic,

1326
01:39:45.279 --> 01:39:50.560
and he made this really grave mistake
of getting involved with the ethan ralph

1327
01:39:50.640 --> 01:39:56.439
types, those that part of the
Internet those, He befriended them where he

1328
01:39:56.680 --> 01:40:00.640
was if you're getting one hundred thousand, if you're on that level, you're

1329
01:40:00.720 --> 01:40:03.600
on a level that you would not
even touch that other shit. But he

1330
01:40:03.680 --> 01:40:05.800
started, He's like, oh,
I want to be cool, I want

1331
01:40:05.840 --> 01:40:11.960
to be seen as I want to
basically appease these guys that use Kiwi farms

1332
01:40:12.000 --> 01:40:15.479
and stuff like that. He wanted
to like be in with that crowd,

1333
01:40:15.079 --> 01:40:21.199
and then he started engaging with them, started laughing at Ethan Ralph Cliffs and

1334
01:40:23.279 --> 01:40:27.920
harassing. I just found out recently
that so you know Maddocks, You know

1335
01:40:28.000 --> 01:40:32.079
Maddox, You know that guy?
No, you never any guys never heard

1336
01:40:32.079 --> 01:40:38.239
of him. He's Internet guy.
Okay, yeah, So he used to

1337
01:40:38.279 --> 01:40:41.840
have this podcast called the Biggest Problem
of the Universe or something. There's a

1338
01:40:41.920 --> 01:40:44.880
huge fallout with the guy. There's
a part of the Internet, the same

1339
01:40:44.880 --> 01:40:47.560
part of the Internet that I'm talking
about. They have been harassing that dude

1340
01:40:47.600 --> 01:40:51.640
for like forever and have caused him
a lot. He's been docks and all

1341
01:40:51.680 --> 01:40:56.319
this stuff, and apparently Nick Rikaida
led the charge in a lot of it.

1342
01:40:56.479 --> 01:40:59.840
So he was involved in all of
that stuff, doing all this doxing

1343
01:40:59.880 --> 01:41:03.000
and all this dumb fucking bullshit where
Maddox was like laughing his ass off when

1344
01:41:03.039 --> 01:41:06.880
he saw the mugshot, he was
like, great as a Nick Krikada apparently

1345
01:41:08.000 --> 01:41:11.640
tried to uh send a cease and
desist because he's like, oh, there's

1346
01:41:11.680 --> 01:41:14.720
a picture of Nick Ri Kata that
uh he has, he's has he has,

1347
01:41:14.840 --> 01:41:18.000
he's wearing blackface. And then so
uh that Maddox guy called him a

1348
01:41:18.439 --> 01:41:23.720
blackface uh lawyer. And then so
Nick Ri Kata tried to be like,

1349
01:41:23.840 --> 01:41:28.119
no, she should assist. So
they they gotten this whole little thing.

1350
01:41:28.199 --> 01:41:31.760
But I'm just saying for a little
bit of context. So he obviously somehow

1351
01:41:31.800 --> 01:41:35.560
fell down this crazy rabbit hole,
became an alcoholic. Maybe it was always

1352
01:41:35.560 --> 01:41:39.560
an alcoholic, but just never showed
it. He had kids in the house,

1353
01:41:40.479 --> 01:41:44.079
he had a wife and some other
streamer that I've never heard of before,

1354
01:41:44.159 --> 01:41:46.359
some blonde chick. They were all
there. There was guns, there

1355
01:41:46.479 --> 01:41:50.600
was drugs, there was kids,
and then he got arrested his mug shots.

1356
01:41:51.359 --> 01:41:55.880
And I haven't like when you when
you talk about the jacking off in

1357
01:41:55.880 --> 01:41:58.239
the stream, I haven't seen anything
like that. But I do have a

1358
01:41:58.279 --> 01:42:01.000
stream queued up so I can learn
about it. This stream is like two

1359
01:42:01.159 --> 01:42:04.640
or three hours long, so I'm
like, okay, probably i'll watch it

1360
01:42:04.720 --> 01:42:10.439
after I move. But that's that's
the gist of it. This guy is

1361
01:42:10.520 --> 01:42:15.359
a fucking like imagine dude who gets
one hundred thousand current viewers when they're streaming

1362
01:42:16.279 --> 01:42:21.760
that is like that's fucking You're You've
made it. You you are, You're

1363
01:42:21.800 --> 01:42:30.079
at the chippy top and then you
you dive in, You're at You're at

1364
01:42:30.079 --> 01:42:35.319
the upper eusche one. As far
as like you're you're you're the best,

1365
01:42:35.399 --> 01:42:39.119
You're the best and most even though
like I don't know, he's never seemed

1366
01:42:39.199 --> 01:42:44.600
entertaining to me, but long story
short, he wanted to get into that

1367
01:42:44.720 --> 01:42:50.520
crowd I can't beyond me like literally
the bottom of the barrel. There are

1368
01:42:50.600 --> 01:42:55.479
certain areas of the Internet that like
you just kind of get like I wouldn't

1369
01:42:55.479 --> 01:42:57.960
call it a sixth sense because I
think it's pretty obvious, but like there's

1370
01:42:58.039 --> 01:43:00.520
just kind of like you just almost
like a Spidersn's where it's like, Okay,

1371
01:43:01.159 --> 01:43:05.640
I'm gonna like stay away from this, not even not even necessarily like

1372
01:43:06.079 --> 01:43:11.239
from you know, watching or anything, but like as far as like engaging

1373
01:43:11.319 --> 01:43:15.159
on any like deeper level than yeah, participating, it's like you gotta fucking

1374
01:43:15.720 --> 01:43:18.079
you gotta have some some of your
wits about you. And like now I'm

1375
01:43:18.079 --> 01:43:21.000
pretty sure like a lot of this
guy's friends are just like totally turning on

1376
01:43:21.119 --> 01:43:26.239
them because it's like a ment oh
someone spiraling, So like, yeah,

1377
01:43:26.279 --> 01:43:28.760
of course they're gonna like milk it
for you know content. It's like,

1378
01:43:28.800 --> 01:43:30.600
you know what, fine, But
like, dude, that's that's the those

1379
01:43:30.640 --> 01:43:33.880
are your bedfellows, you know.
I can tell you. I can tell

1380
01:43:33.880 --> 01:43:38.399
you one thing. I'm not worried
about any of any of my friends.

1381
01:43:39.600 --> 01:43:42.520
First of all, I wouldn't do
that to my friends. I wouldn't like

1382
01:43:42.600 --> 01:43:46.039
cover their fucking you know, their
fucking spiral, their misfortunes. But I

1383
01:43:46.079 --> 01:43:50.840
also know that none of them would
do that for me if that were you

1384
01:43:50.920 --> 01:43:59.760
go through like a bad spot and
I'm making YouTube videos clowning you. Look,

1385
01:43:59.800 --> 01:44:02.520
they're there are There is a generation. There's a generation of YouTubers.

1386
01:44:03.000 --> 01:44:08.159
It's very good. There's a there's
a generation of YouTubers that, uh that

1387
01:44:08.760 --> 01:44:12.760
kind of grew up here and grew
up on the internet and became famous before

1388
01:44:12.760 --> 01:44:16.319
they had to work. And they
are absolutely sociopaths. They're like one hundred

1389
01:44:16.319 --> 01:44:19.520
percent, like a million percent,
Like there's no, that's not even like

1390
01:44:19.600 --> 01:44:25.640
an armchair like diagnosi. It's just
like readily apparent. It's as simple.

1391
01:44:25.880 --> 01:44:30.359
It is as simple as denoting like
what color something is, you know,

1392
01:44:30.439 --> 01:44:33.960
like it really it really is that
obviously like yo, that's fucking that's sociopathic

1393
01:44:33.960 --> 01:44:40.640
shit. And it's like God bless
you. Where people like just throw their

1394
01:44:40.840 --> 01:44:45.960
like homie content creators just like under
the coul because you could disagree with someone's

1395
01:44:45.960 --> 01:44:51.720
actions, you know, yeah,
but don't throw your man's under the bus.

1396
01:44:53.319 --> 01:44:58.319
Like I've seen people pitched their homies
under the bus and I'm just like,

1397
01:44:59.399 --> 01:45:02.039
yeah, it's it's really it's a
weird thing. I would only there's

1398
01:45:02.119 --> 01:45:05.119
there's limits. Like say, if
if I had a friend that like,

1399
01:45:05.680 --> 01:45:10.000
did you know murdered or like it
was like a pedophile, if something like

1400
01:45:10.039 --> 01:45:12.960
that happened, they turn out and
be like a demon. I'll turn on

1401
01:45:13.039 --> 01:45:17.039
them. I will disagree with them, i will disagree with what they did,

1402
01:45:17.720 --> 01:45:26.039
but I'm not going to put five
on there say something if you were

1403
01:45:26.119 --> 01:45:28.279
if if I find out that like
anyone of you were a pedophile, I'm

1404
01:45:28.319 --> 01:45:30.880
laughing. The fun I'm laughing at
you, like, wait, like a

1405
01:45:30.920 --> 01:45:32.640
lot, and I'm probably gonna make
stuff about it because that's crazy. That

1406
01:45:32.760 --> 01:45:36.359
is you're not on a show anymore, because that is because that is a

1407
01:45:36.479 --> 01:45:41.840
level, that is a level of
evil that I think didn't like completely eradicates

1408
01:45:41.880 --> 01:45:44.079
any amount of sympathy, Like I
have no sympathy for those people, but

1409
01:45:44.239 --> 01:45:47.039
like that is such a that is
a I'm saying this as someone that has

1410
01:45:47.159 --> 01:45:51.119
no one I think, and I
really really really don't think anyone I know

1411
01:45:51.520 --> 01:45:55.199
that I'm close. It's capable of
that, right, what I'm saying.

1412
01:45:55.239 --> 01:45:58.119
Everybody says that though that's the fun. That's no, that's true. That's

1413
01:45:58.119 --> 01:46:00.439
true. No, it's it's you're
right, you're right. I'm I can't

1414
01:46:00.479 --> 01:46:08.319
imagine. It's like it isn't that
it's so relevant to what I'm perceiving things

1415
01:46:08.359 --> 01:46:11.119
though it's the realmon like how I
perceive it right now. I'd be like,

1416
01:46:11.720 --> 01:46:14.800
I can imagine one of my friends
would be killing somebody. Even if

1417
01:46:14.840 --> 01:46:18.880
they killed somebody, I'd be like, look, Chris shot somebody, and

1418
01:46:19.039 --> 01:46:24.239
though I really disappeared him shooting somebody
that has been my friend for well,

1419
01:46:24.319 --> 01:46:28.279
the thing about well about that here's
the thing. Here's here's here's the thing.

1420
01:46:28.439 --> 01:46:30.920
No murder is something else, Like
that's something that's actually like one of

1421
01:46:30.920 --> 01:46:32.640
those things where I would have to
I would have to know a little bit

1422
01:46:32.640 --> 01:46:41.680
more about it, because yeah,
you can't accidentally, right, you understand

1423
01:46:41.680 --> 01:46:44.079
what I'm saying, like the act
of killing another person, Like if I

1424
01:46:44.119 --> 01:46:45.560
found out that, if I found
out that like Kingson killed somebody, I

1425
01:46:45.560 --> 01:46:50.119
wouldn't immediately I would I wouldn't immediately
go like oh him, I'd be like,

1426
01:46:50.159 --> 01:46:53.680
all right, well, what the
fuck happened? Because I know Kingston

1427
01:46:53.720 --> 01:46:57.680
well enough to know that this can't
just be out of Like I know my

1428
01:46:57.840 --> 01:47:00.479
friend's well enough to know we're talking
about were talking about what I was talking

1429
01:47:00.560 --> 01:47:02.880
about, Derek, what are you
talking about? Exactly? That's what we're

1430
01:47:02.960 --> 01:47:08.359
talking about, but you're not.
But that was never the fucking subject.

1431
01:47:08.520 --> 01:47:11.640
It was when somebody did something fucked
up? How would you treat them?

1432
01:47:12.960 --> 01:47:15.479
Like you're shifting to something else that
is not relevant to what we were trying

1433
01:47:15.479 --> 01:47:18.880
to do? Forward on, Derek, what the fuck we're like literally just

1434
01:47:18.960 --> 01:47:24.720
fleshing out the conversation to like denote
the differences between the fucked up actions that

1435
01:47:24.760 --> 01:47:26.800
people do and like how he would
treat them? Like what do you mean?

1436
01:47:26.840 --> 01:47:30.119
It's literally literally what was happening was
no see what the subject was.

1437
01:47:30.199 --> 01:47:33.520
What was happening is that Sweetye was
saying something different. It's like, oh,

1438
01:47:33.600 --> 01:47:38.560
why are you treating I want to
I want to examine why he wouldn't

1439
01:47:38.800 --> 01:47:43.000
just denounce somebody that did something heinous? And then we just shifted and never

1440
01:47:43.119 --> 01:47:46.479
even finished that line. That lane
alight, That's that's where we were heading.

1441
01:47:46.560 --> 01:47:49.000
And then I'm like, as far
as it says like if someone does

1442
01:47:49.039 --> 01:47:53.560
something wrong, right, I'll be
like, look I this, I really

1443
01:47:53.600 --> 01:47:56.000
don't fuck it with it, this
thing that they did. I don't fuck

1444
01:47:56.039 --> 01:47:58.800
with the things they did. But
in truthfulness, I'll be like, look,

1445
01:47:59.159 --> 01:48:01.920
I don't know the person for years
and they've been a close personal friend

1446
01:48:02.000 --> 01:48:06.399
to me. I'm not going to
instead of instead of tearing them down,

1447
01:48:06.399 --> 01:48:11.119
I will openly denounce what they do
because that's not my name. I don't

1448
01:48:11.239 --> 01:48:15.159
I don't tell people, but it
depends on my doing. Even if it's

1449
01:48:15.199 --> 01:48:21.079
like even if let's let's say let's
say let's say like confused, let's hoypothetically

1450
01:48:21.119 --> 01:48:25.680
right, let's say like someone I
know ends up having a pedophilic case around

1451
01:48:25.720 --> 01:48:28.960
them, right, I'm like,
look, what they did was fucking terrible.

1452
01:48:29.680 --> 01:48:31.560
I don't fucking agree what they did. That's some fun ship. They're

1453
01:48:31.640 --> 01:48:34.560
my friend. I'm not gonna say
they're my friend. I've known them for

1454
01:48:34.680 --> 01:48:36.479
years. I don't I don't know
where you're going with this now. I'm

1455
01:48:36.479 --> 01:48:39.119
like, I've known them for years
and they've never done anything like that.

1456
01:48:39.239 --> 01:48:43.039
But clear if there's proof of it, I feel a great dealer sorrow for

1457
01:48:43.119 --> 01:48:45.680
them, and I hope they figure
out what the rever the fuck's are with

1458
01:48:45.720 --> 01:48:48.840
them. I'm not gonna go on
a tired of belittling them. I'm just

1459
01:48:48.920 --> 01:48:54.359
going to denounce they did and I'm
going to detach from that situation. You

1460
01:48:54.439 --> 01:48:56.560
know what it sounds like to me, It sounds, first of all,

1461
01:48:56.600 --> 01:49:00.199
you sound like a politician that you
not. I'm not being a politician to

1462
01:49:00.279 --> 01:49:04.960
me, Like, because it's I
just want okay, I just want to

1463
01:49:05.000 --> 01:49:10.359
say this. It's I get a
little bit and I'm not I'm not not

1464
01:49:10.399 --> 01:49:14.319
actually getting suspicious, but sometimes I
feel a little bit off put when there's

1465
01:49:14.359 --> 01:49:17.199
some things that is just naturally okay
to be upset about and angry about when

1466
01:49:17.239 --> 01:49:23.680
somebody fucks a kid and then you
don't and you're not have a visceral just

1467
01:49:24.039 --> 01:49:28.880
upset response to like what a fucking
monster? How dare you like when you

1468
01:49:29.079 --> 01:49:31.800
you're giving this politician answer like,
oh man, that's just horrible. I

1469
01:49:31.880 --> 01:49:34.079
wish I wish they fix whatever is
wrong with it. I'm like, bro,

1470
01:49:34.239 --> 01:49:38.119
you fix how do you? How
do you fix fucking kid? How

1471
01:49:38.159 --> 01:49:40.159
do you fix what's wrong with you? No? No, no, no

1472
01:49:40.199 --> 01:49:43.279
no no. You hear yourself right
now. I'm not saying no, Derek,

1473
01:49:43.319 --> 01:49:47.000
you're you're you're you're doing. What
I'm saying is I'm trying to figure

1474
01:49:47.039 --> 01:49:49.880
out is that like because Frank is
like this, I care. If I

1475
01:49:49.960 --> 01:49:55.079
care about somebody, it's hard for
me to be like denounced all the all

1476
01:49:55.159 --> 01:49:58.680
the time that I've spent caring about
somebody. You know, I'm not just

1477
01:49:58.760 --> 01:50:01.279
go that doesn't that doesn't disappear from
me. I'm not gonna agree with their

1478
01:50:01.319 --> 01:50:03.960
action, is though, I'm still
gonna be mad they did something fucked up.

1479
01:50:04.159 --> 01:50:08.880
I'm not going to go out there
and defense like if someone doesn't objectively

1480
01:50:08.920 --> 01:50:11.880
fucked up, I'm not gonna be
like, hey, but he the kid

1481
01:50:12.000 --> 01:50:13.800
asked for it. No, I'm
gonna be like, Yo, you're a

1482
01:50:13.840 --> 01:50:17.079
fucking monster. But I'm still gonna
I'm still gonna feel hurt. I'm still

1483
01:50:17.079 --> 01:50:21.239
gonna feel hurt for what they did. Of course, of course you're also

1484
01:50:21.640 --> 01:50:26.880
it almost sounds like you're not going
to cut ties with them. Oh no,

1485
01:50:27.640 --> 01:50:30.359
and I am. I would.
I would. That's why I said

1486
01:50:30.359 --> 01:50:33.039
I would separate myself from them.
Yeah, so you said, so,

1487
01:50:33.319 --> 01:50:36.920
so what what what Kingston is saying? Instead of I'm not just gonna add

1488
01:50:36.960 --> 01:50:43.680
field fire, turning them down,
instead of joining in on the dogpile,

1489
01:50:43.840 --> 01:50:45.720
you would, because you are so
connected to the situation, you would just

1490
01:50:45.760 --> 01:50:48.640
prefer to just wash your hands in
the entire thing and separate yourself entirely,

1491
01:50:49.000 --> 01:50:57.119
like not even engage with the conversation, because just even even being involved in

1492
01:50:57.199 --> 01:50:59.279
the idea, it's like, oh, somebody I know did this horrible thing,

1493
01:50:59.319 --> 01:51:02.439
and now I have to talk about
it constantly. That's that's exactly you

1494
01:51:02.640 --> 01:51:06.199
understand. Extremely I understand what you're
saying. You worried it very strangely though,

1495
01:51:08.359 --> 01:51:10.920
Like when you first started saying it, I was like, because I

1496
01:51:10.960 --> 01:51:13.800
was like, all right, I
guess I I get like if I found

1497
01:51:13.800 --> 01:51:16.239
out that my dad was like a
like a monster monster monster monster monster,

1498
01:51:16.279 --> 01:51:19.039
you know what I mean, I
definitely wouldn't want to talk about it.

1499
01:51:19.079 --> 01:51:24.039
I would just be like, well, you know that's uh, I'm not

1500
01:51:24.159 --> 01:51:27.239
gonna talk to my dad anymore,
I guess, and I'm separating myself.

1501
01:51:27.239 --> 01:51:32.960
But I'm not gonna like make videos
about it or talk about it. This

1502
01:51:33.039 --> 01:51:40.520
person constant and that that that I
just like a regular No, totally as

1503
01:51:40.560 --> 01:51:45.279
like a regular person. I would
only us being in public features somewhat.

1504
01:51:45.359 --> 01:51:51.680
I even hate using that, and
at at some point I would just like

1505
01:51:51.720 --> 01:51:54.760
say, if you have a fan
base, I would like, I'm gonna

1506
01:51:54.760 --> 01:51:58.800
I'm gonna connect with my fans and
I'm gonna talk about this one time.

1507
01:51:59.560 --> 01:52:01.840
Uh. The person obviously has no
obligation to fucking do anything like that,

1508
01:52:02.000 --> 01:52:05.640
right to even I'm gonna get out
if it's brought up heavily and it needs

1509
01:52:05.680 --> 01:52:09.359
to be talking, it's going to
be if you have a fan base and

1510
01:52:09.479 --> 01:52:12.920
you just if you're gonna be one
of those people, well you're let I

1511
01:52:13.039 --> 01:52:15.760
agree, yes, you're right,
But I'm saying like, I'm gonna bring

1512
01:52:15.800 --> 01:52:16.840
it up. Somebody talk about it, ask me about it one time.

1513
01:52:16.840 --> 01:52:19.920
I'd be like, I'll give my
my piece about it. That's literally what

1514
01:52:20.000 --> 01:52:24.199
I said. Yeah, and then
that's yeah. I have to say though,

1515
01:52:24.279 --> 01:52:26.079
dude. I have to say though, dude, if you're like I,

1516
01:52:26.279 --> 01:52:30.039
if you are my friend and I
openly like cut ties with you,

1517
01:52:30.319 --> 01:52:34.479
you've really fucked up. Yeah.
That's because like my bar, like I'm

1518
01:52:34.479 --> 01:52:38.600
a pretty loyal person, Like my
bar is pretty fucking like you got to

1519
01:52:38.640 --> 01:52:44.119
be a really like I don't get
like Derek was saying like that that's the

1520
01:52:44.279 --> 01:52:50.199
line where like it's like if you're
you're diddling, you're you're killing, you're

1521
01:52:50.319 --> 01:52:54.920
raping, Like that's you're you're out
of here. Yeah, you know,

1522
01:52:55.000 --> 01:52:58.479
if you essentially ruined somebody else's life, I can't funk with you, right,

1523
01:52:58.720 --> 01:53:00.720
Like I can't. I You're like
if you're even if you're attempted,

1524
01:53:01.960 --> 01:53:04.359
yeah, like if you attempt that
shit, you know when like say,

1525
01:53:04.560 --> 01:53:09.560
I actually literally had my my roommate
I had a conversation with about Timpole yesterday

1526
01:53:10.000 --> 01:53:14.760
about when he tried to call Emma
Biglin a pedophile, and I was like,

1527
01:53:15.520 --> 01:53:17.199
well that's that to me, that's
an immediate like I can't fuck with

1528
01:53:17.279 --> 01:53:20.880
this guy anymore, like he tried
to ruin this chick's life essentially, like

1529
01:53:20.920 --> 01:53:25.319
I can't fuck with him. There's
no way in hell I can even pretend

1530
01:53:25.479 --> 01:53:28.439
to be civil with this guy,
because I'm like, you're a You're a

1531
01:53:28.560 --> 01:53:30.960
monster, you know how, you
know that's the worst thing in society,

1532
01:53:31.760 --> 01:53:33.800
kid, fuck is the worst thing. So trying to accuse somebody of that,

1533
01:53:34.239 --> 01:53:38.000
like, I immediately can't fuck with
you. And so in a way

1534
01:53:38.039 --> 01:53:41.119
that if somebody was gonna ask me
about it, even if let's just say,

1535
01:53:41.279 --> 01:53:44.279
let's just say Timpole and I were
best friends before that, I'm turning.

1536
01:53:44.359 --> 01:53:45.760
I've turned coat. I also,
so I'm like I can't be friends

1537
01:53:45.760 --> 01:53:50.720
with them, like a fucking yeah, Like it'll hurt me. It would

1538
01:53:50.760 --> 01:53:53.560
hurt me. It would hurt me. I'd be like, fuck, man,

1539
01:53:53.680 --> 01:53:56.800
the amount of years I spent with
this motherfucker and you have been this

1540
01:53:57.640 --> 01:54:01.039
could this evil piece of ship hind
my back? How fucking dare you like

1541
01:54:01.119 --> 01:54:03.720
that? I know people? Let
me just say it like this, right,

1542
01:54:03.960 --> 01:54:10.159
I know people that I am friends
of people that sell drugs. Right,

1543
01:54:10.319 --> 01:54:15.159
I'm still that are moving like not
good weight, and I'm still their

1544
01:54:15.239 --> 01:54:20.079
friend. So you got to do
to be like, I can't funk with

1545
01:54:20.199 --> 01:54:24.920
you. No what I'm saying.
I'm like usually the friend that's like,

1546
01:54:25.079 --> 01:54:28.960
hey, what's going on? Shoot
through, let's talk about this. That

1547
01:54:29.319 --> 01:54:32.960
been like my that's usually my role
in the friend groups. Stay away from

1548
01:54:33.039 --> 01:54:35.920
me. That's bad. The other
thing, too, though, is that

1549
01:54:36.119 --> 01:54:41.359
like because you brought up tempoole.
It's like because people people mentioned that to

1550
01:54:41.680 --> 01:54:44.239
me sometimes too, of like not
just timpoole, but like other people like,

1551
01:54:44.319 --> 01:54:46.359
oh, well like you you kind
of you cut chargun off. And

1552
01:54:46.479 --> 01:54:49.479
it's like, these are not this
is not what friends. This is not

1553
01:54:49.680 --> 01:54:54.319
what I mean when I'm talking about
friends. When I talk about friends,

1554
01:54:54.319 --> 01:54:57.079
I'm talking about like people that I
like would go to in like a crisis,

1555
01:54:57.600 --> 01:54:59.880
or like people that I would like
talk to about like serious stuff.

1556
01:55:00.000 --> 01:55:01.760
I'm not talking about like people that
I've like worked with occasionally, or like

1557
01:55:02.199 --> 01:55:06.920
am on good terms with, or
we've collaborated once or twice, or we

1558
01:55:08.039 --> 01:55:12.840
did a stream once like. These
are not like friends. These are acquaintances

1559
01:55:12.880 --> 01:55:17.039
people are weird about. Like people's
barometers for like relationships are completely screwed in

1560
01:55:17.119 --> 01:55:21.600
general, I think. But that's
not what I'm talking about. Like it

1561
01:55:21.640 --> 01:55:25.119
would be very easy for me to
cut It would be very easy for me

1562
01:55:25.159 --> 01:55:27.520
to cut ties with somebody that I
barely have any ties to. And that's

1563
01:55:27.520 --> 01:55:30.760
why I do that. If I've
ever done that day like this, there's

1564
01:55:30.800 --> 01:55:33.119
content creator friends, right, like
content creator acquaintances, right, that's somebody

1565
01:55:33.199 --> 01:55:38.920
make videos with every now and then. But like a friend is like if

1566
01:55:39.600 --> 01:55:44.960
Chris ended up killing somebody, that's
my actual friend. Like I will be

1567
01:55:45.079 --> 01:55:48.119
at the court date and I would
like try to get a lawyer and I

1568
01:55:48.159 --> 01:55:51.079
would visit and I'm like, hey, what's going on. That's a friend

1569
01:55:51.159 --> 01:55:56.840
Like you, guys I would care
enough about to put money into like helping

1570
01:55:56.920 --> 01:56:00.079
you or figure out your situation.
It depends on, like like said,

1571
01:56:00.199 --> 01:56:03.039
killing somebody, right, Like you
said you want to investigate, right,

1572
01:56:03.279 --> 01:56:09.399
yeah, if I know under me, If I like, if I found

1573
01:56:09.399 --> 01:56:13.159
out that you had a diary and
even planning on killing someone for once,

1574
01:56:13.600 --> 01:56:15.880
I think I couldn't support you,
That'd be like, Okay, you you're

1575
01:56:15.880 --> 01:56:20.800
a fine. Like I was really
upset, you got really upset and you

1576
01:56:20.920 --> 01:56:25.079
just shot someone or something. Of
course I can be like damn, bro

1577
01:56:25.399 --> 01:56:32.560
fuck, We'll get through this,
hopefully, hopefully through this we'll figure this

1578
01:56:32.680 --> 01:56:35.680
out, man, don't worry me. And you and a thing like that

1579
01:56:35.760 --> 01:56:40.039
where you kind of made a mistake
where oopsie had killed someone, I'm like,

1580
01:56:40.119 --> 01:56:44.000
fuck, that's awful, but like, okay, we've all been mad

1581
01:56:44.119 --> 01:56:46.479
enough to think about it, so
you just took the extra step. But

1582
01:56:46.640 --> 01:56:49.720
like, I can't, I can't
support like somebody who's like I've been plotting

1583
01:56:49.800 --> 01:56:53.840
the murders. If I find a
diary. If I find a diary,

1584
01:56:53.920 --> 01:56:57.399
I'm giving one go. I'm giving
one, Like, hey, man,

1585
01:56:58.800 --> 01:57:01.720
are things okay? It's anything like
really tripping you out right now, there's

1586
01:57:01.840 --> 01:57:06.399
one I'm giving one try. I'm
gonna give one serious try. I'm like,

1587
01:57:06.479 --> 01:57:10.199
yo, come over, let's chill. I'll tell like, hey,

1588
01:57:10.199 --> 01:57:15.479
Lily, get out the house that
things could get fishy. Come over and

1589
01:57:15.560 --> 01:57:16.960
we would just talk and I'd be
like, yo, man, do you

1590
01:57:17.760 --> 01:57:21.720
really got to Like do you have
to? He'd be like yes. I'm

1591
01:57:21.720 --> 01:57:24.960
like all right, man, well
yeah, it's gotta be. I'm not

1592
01:57:25.039 --> 01:57:28.640
gonna snitch. Man. I get
it. I get what you're saying,

1593
01:57:28.680 --> 01:57:32.199
especially with the there's a there's degrees
to because you talked about somebody selling drugs

1594
01:57:32.479 --> 01:57:36.720
because in the same vein. I've
known people that have sold drugs but they

1595
01:57:36.760 --> 01:57:43.119
don't do anymore. But like it's
kind of that ignorant thing where you're like,

1596
01:57:43.199 --> 01:57:45.720
oh, out of side of the
mind is the tact You didn't you

1597
01:57:45.760 --> 01:57:49.560
didn't see them give the drugs to
somebody that eventually they ruined their lives because

1598
01:57:49.720 --> 01:57:54.279
you didn't see that happen, and
so you can kind of turn turn your

1599
01:57:54.359 --> 01:57:59.000
mind off and and uh not,
you know, it really witnessed the horrors

1600
01:57:59.079 --> 01:58:02.600
of what they're doing. That's it's
a very ignorant take, obviously, because

1601
01:58:02.720 --> 01:58:06.279
but I understand it's true though.
It's it's how people function. You know.

1602
01:58:06.600 --> 01:58:10.159
It's like thinking about like, yo, like your dad, You're like

1603
01:58:10.279 --> 01:58:12.840
your dad is in the military,
you know, like your dad is over

1604
01:58:12.960 --> 01:58:18.439
there to to destroy brown people.
Your dad's killing somebody. Yeah, but

1605
01:58:18.640 --> 01:58:20.520
like you know, it's like it
was for the country. It's like,

1606
01:58:20.520 --> 01:58:24.560
well, you're still killing people.
You don't have to kill people. You

1607
01:58:24.600 --> 01:58:27.399
could just not do it, you
know, and stuff like that. Like

1608
01:58:27.520 --> 01:58:30.520
I know some dude that was putting
dust inside a weed and selling it.

1609
01:58:30.600 --> 01:58:32.720
Man, people woul get addicted to
the weed, like fucked up people I

1610
01:58:32.760 --> 01:58:38.720
knew some like cartoons, evil niggas
man. Yeah, yeah, I just

1611
01:58:38.760 --> 01:58:40.840
say he was and he was making
bread because they were like, yo,

1612
01:58:40.920 --> 01:58:44.840
this weed is fire like yeah,
because you're addicted to dust right now,

1613
01:58:45.199 --> 01:58:51.159
You're on wet right now. That's
why it's fire. These villains do but

1614
01:58:51.239 --> 01:58:55.560
there and they are not really bad
people. They're just like doing not good

1615
01:58:55.600 --> 01:58:58.319
things. There's a difference between that. There's a difference. There's a line

1616
01:58:58.359 --> 01:59:00.720
between such an that is a long
conversation I have, man like about it,

1617
01:59:01.640 --> 01:59:04.239
but it's a worthwhile conversation to have
at the same time as well.

1618
01:59:04.600 --> 01:59:09.960
Yeah, it's just crazy and it's
like, yeah, I'm never buying a

1619
01:59:09.960 --> 01:59:14.439
week from you. I'm never smoking
with you ever again. Yeah. Well,

1620
01:59:15.039 --> 01:59:20.840
on that note, we gotta get
the we gotta get the out of

1621
01:59:20.840 --> 01:59:26.279
here, and I know we gotta
get out of here. Remember to uh

1622
01:59:26.960 --> 01:59:32.039
man, this is what I want
to listen to again. This one really

1623
01:59:32.079 --> 01:59:35.680
went all over the place. We
talked about the ocean Gate thing. We

1624
01:59:35.880 --> 01:59:44.159
uh disparaged the South quite quite intensely. Thank you guys for stopping stopping by.

1625
01:59:44.600 --> 01:59:47.359
Remember stark tank dot shot also patroon
dot com slash is stark tank.

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01:59:47.399 --> 01:59:50.560
If you want to support early access
questions right on the show and all that.

1627
01:59:51.279 --> 01:59:55.479
Uh, I have a heart out. I've got to be somewhere in

1628
01:59:55.640 --> 02:00:00.600
like two minutes, so we are
going to inject the have to leave like

1629
02:00:00.720 --> 02:00:05.680
soon, but we're gonna inject the
credits in a second. So thank you

1630
02:00:05.720 --> 02:00:10.760
off for sapping. Bye. We
will see you next time. We're gonna

1631
02:00:10.760 --> 02:00:15.199
read the twenty five dollars patrons.
Now bye. If you pissbla, go

1632
02:00:15.279 --> 02:00:21.199
to a doctor, don't don't go
all right. Credits time, credits time,

1633
02:00:23.399 --> 02:00:27.640
hitting women. Vaughan of The Dead
Spiral confidently showing up on the set

1634
02:00:27.680 --> 02:00:32.520
of RuPaul's Drag Race unaware that it's
not short for dragon race. So wow,

1635
02:00:32.640 --> 02:00:36.159
that's dumb round eyed Asian Slenderman's gay
brother. I like mender Man.

1636
02:00:39.279 --> 02:00:42.840
Keep that for next week because I
want I want Kingson and Derek to to

1637
02:00:42.880 --> 02:00:44.479
hear that one. I think they'll
get a kick out of that one.

1638
02:00:44.760 --> 02:00:49.880
Wearing a trench coat to terrify and
mystify Benya Binya Binala Beenya phallic bald baldwins

1639
02:00:50.239 --> 02:00:56.279
skeet shoot, I ain't shooting blanks. Went on leave to t to Thailand

1640
02:00:56.760 --> 02:01:00.840
and hit up Lingling the lady boy
took a big sniff of that Mahi mahi,

1641
02:01:00.439 --> 02:01:03.439
stuck it in his back walls.
Bussy had me fighting for my life,

1642
02:01:03.920 --> 02:01:12.560
carrying Chris around as my pocket Bussy. Let's see, let's see,

1643
02:01:12.600 --> 02:01:15.880
let's see Miguel O'Hara's transmask pussy.
It goes like this, the fourth and

1644
02:01:15.920 --> 02:01:18.840
fifth of the Monster Condom, the
Magnum Dictorian pussy in this life for the

1645
02:01:18.880 --> 02:01:24.760
next Dick Stone Cold call me BBC, Austin Springsteen, I'm on fire.

1646
02:01:24.840 --> 02:01:28.439
Oh oh, I am gay pooped
in a sack, called it poop sack,

1647
02:01:28.560 --> 02:01:32.520
Lil Wayne telling Drake to keep it. Canadian Jack, the world's fastest

1648
02:01:32.560 --> 02:01:39.600
MAJORI Charles Leclerk won the Monaco Grand
Prix. Let's go Comcast, Wells Fargo,

1649
02:01:39.800 --> 02:01:43.279
All State, Nike, Kellogg,
Hula, Packard's, CBS, MasterCard,

1650
02:01:43.359 --> 02:01:48.479
Dow Chemical, Macy's three M Delta
Airlines. Big Meaty stinks. Uh

1651
02:01:49.199 --> 02:01:54.520
Andy, the man whose handies are
s tier and dandy. Oh no,

1652
02:01:54.720 --> 02:01:57.079
Andy, the man whose handies are
now a tier, but not as dandy.

1653
02:01:57.880 --> 02:02:03.439
Joker versus black Man. Sween sounds
like chills when he reads uh heaths

1654
02:02:03.479 --> 02:02:08.880
Smoker lawyering your way out of being
gay as you wrote me gids, we

1655
02:02:08.920 --> 02:02:12.359
should make fun of Sween, the
same as Kso, the guy whose face

1656
02:02:12.439 --> 02:02:15.880
got eaten off in Vegas. I
only fuck with I only fucking fluorescent lighting,

1657
02:02:16.199 --> 02:02:24.079
homeless transferm who comes Kodek Black getting
castrated for raping erm ou Ah.

1658
02:02:24.960 --> 02:02:30.359
Listen to swords drawn by Army of
the Pharaohs and see if you recognize the

1659
02:02:30.359 --> 02:02:34.359
sample. They are like Jedi mind
tricks. One of my lecturers got One

1660
02:02:34.399 --> 02:02:39.079
of my lecturers got cooked by the
lead singer of the Pixies. I once

1661
02:02:39.119 --> 02:02:44.880
saw Sweeney do fifty slow handstand pushups. Ks my curse. There's come burning

1662
02:02:44.920 --> 02:02:49.359
to find you. Will you come
for me, mister pants. Next on

1663
02:02:49.479 --> 02:02:54.319
Awful News, the Evil Corporation Black
Rock has a podcast ball Over the First

1664
02:02:54.319 --> 02:02:59.800
Sin spum befutters Sweeney, Please come
to Sweden. The Gnome hunting season is

1665
02:03:00.079 --> 02:03:04.600
right on, is on right now. Jolly old dipshit Honk Honk tour Sala

1666
02:03:04.680 --> 02:03:10.479
honk as wheelchair mounted bikehorn that he
uses to communicate may thy load, drip

1667
02:03:10.560 --> 02:03:15.439
and splatter ciphergrapt fiberglass flashlight plank prank. I can't believe they put a black

1668
02:03:15.479 --> 02:03:18.119
person in my historical fiction game.
I got monkeys. You gotta climb with

1669
02:03:18.119 --> 02:03:25.560
this ridiculous gandal flow hunter a dui
just pussy using a riot shield, Lily

1670
02:03:25.600 --> 02:03:30.640
milking asmin gold for one measley drop
of piss. What pussy would would make

1671
02:03:30.680 --> 02:03:34.840
a hypothetical gay? Little Red showed
wolf and not gray. Not a gray

1672
02:03:34.920 --> 02:03:39.600
wolf. Reds are nearly extinct.
They suck, so that's crazy. I

1673
02:03:39.640 --> 02:03:44.159
don't know what the fuck that that
was? Schizophrenic Lily's asparagus dealing, piss

1674
02:03:44.239 --> 02:03:47.960
dealer, you must go to the
bodega system. I like how when Sweene

1675
02:03:48.079 --> 02:03:54.319
was reading these names, he was
like, dude, it's it's dagobas system.

1676
02:03:56.880 --> 02:03:58.960
I remember that sticks out every time
I read that. I think of

1677
02:03:59.000 --> 02:04:02.680
that now occasion container crackerbow for gays, disgruntled Donald Trump burbing on Dom's clit

1678
02:04:02.800 --> 02:04:08.239
a frenchman, ate a plate,
google it and discuss ate a plane.

1679
02:04:08.960 --> 02:04:13.840
H She Derek on my sweeneytail like
Chris, can you please leave a few

1680
02:04:13.880 --> 02:04:15.479
seconds of silent audio at the end
of the episode. Patroon always cuts off

1681
02:04:15.520 --> 02:04:17.920
the last few seconds at the end. She pipped it on my pip up

1682
02:04:17.960 --> 02:04:24.199
possum chewy mckoles in hands okay,
Daddy Derek, can you fight a wolf?

1683
02:04:25.039 --> 02:04:28.920
You can fight a wolf. I
believe you, insisting that Brill is

1684
02:04:29.039 --> 02:04:33.319
a stand up guy. Brill is
a stand up guy. A monkey biting

1685
02:04:33.439 --> 02:04:38.920
a baby's soft spot. Oh my
god, just the hard r star coffee

1686
02:04:39.039 --> 02:04:42.720
ripped the digital hookah and now I'm
getting molested on the set of Embryonic Sheldon.

1687
02:04:42.880 --> 02:04:45.920
This episode of The Soccer Time sponsored
by Booty Talk ninety three, which

1688
02:04:45.960 --> 02:04:50.680
features actual twin sisters. God,
I need to blow my nose. My

1689
02:04:50.800 --> 02:04:54.760
son froze to death in the waste
of Ohio by going homeless to pay you

1690
02:04:54.800 --> 02:04:58.239
Fox, and now this is is
memorial rip John transferm Gremlin exposing people with

1691
02:04:58.359 --> 02:05:00.800
lack thousand dollars in ninety million rott
as in radiation. USh warms to Craig

1692
02:05:00.840 --> 02:05:08.439
the Canadians sticking stinging out the sniffer
looking to suck on those grippas. God

1693
02:05:08.520 --> 02:05:11.520
damn, it's your boy. Shawne
d Agent forty seven and a lobster suit,

1694
02:05:11.600 --> 02:05:14.479
giggling and wiggling his knees like a
little school girl waiting for warranty harding

1695
02:05:14.479 --> 02:05:16.720
to enter the enter the kitchen three
XO and that alien from Saint or four

1696
02:05:16.760 --> 02:05:19.720
who just says whoops after killing seven
billion people? Somebody that I used to

1697
02:05:19.800 --> 02:05:24.680
know by throat yea. Somebody used
to somebody that I used to blow by

1698
02:05:24.760 --> 02:05:27.520
throat yea. There is no cock
like corse cock, said your assil in

1699
02:05:27.560 --> 02:05:30.800
the shock can need to horse more
cock, of course, cock sloping stroke

1700
02:05:30.800 --> 02:05:32.920
and smoking joking Emoticon's going like this, drip mh Lord of Homeless Drip,

1701
02:05:33.159 --> 02:05:36.560
cutting Sweeney's balls off, putting them
in a blender and waterboarding him with his

1702
02:05:36.640 --> 02:05:41.640
own blended up balls. Boeing battle
Royale obi wan Sha blowing Norwegian game dep

1703
02:05:41.720 --> 02:05:46.960
now developing pis Quest featuring Lily and
Sween. Kremlin de Gremlin Lord Bartholome,

1704
02:05:47.039 --> 02:05:49.960
you hand job inventor of anal sex. I'm going to steal your bones.

1705
02:05:50.000 --> 02:05:54.760
I take sacks of the face whenever
I can tune of remember the name five

1706
02:05:54.800 --> 02:05:58.279
percent gay fifty percent anal pain.
Come come come, come, come,

1707
02:05:58.319 --> 02:06:00.359
come come Are you ready? Shadow
man? Uh? Just an emoji of

1708
02:06:00.399 --> 02:06:04.079
a shrimp gay slip not be like
thrust inside put the penis in. I

1709
02:06:06.319 --> 02:06:10.960
wage lay five eighty three A sad
guy from Michigan telling the boys it's not

1710
02:06:11.079 --> 02:06:14.880
gay to mix up mixed, come
into our pre workout and not crossing my

1711
02:06:14.960 --> 02:06:18.840
fingers and sighing when nothing bad happens. The Peppini Bros. Master, The

1712
02:06:18.840 --> 02:06:24.680
Puppini Brothers rep. God, The
Peppini Brothers Present Massa Roschi Flow. They

1713
02:06:24.720 --> 02:06:27.600
forgot I was him, so I
hit him with general Blues third reich Stare

1714
02:06:29.960 --> 02:06:34.119
do Donkerson definitely applause, definitely wait, definitely applause, definitively applause, defiantly

1715
02:06:34.159 --> 02:06:40.960
applause. Wait, what is happening? Oh? This is is this dyslexia

1716
02:06:41.000 --> 02:06:45.640
stuff? Defiantly apple sauce, whatever
that's annoying. Listen to my hit.

1717
02:06:45.199 --> 02:06:48.800
Listen to hit My spot by You're
pretty, hands down one of the best

1718
02:06:48.840 --> 02:06:54.199
original songs, the original gay songs
I've ever heard. You gotta pay the

1719
02:06:54.199 --> 02:06:58.159
trolls hold again in the boys hole
Gaye six, I'm smashing that jazz Cabbage

1720
02:06:58.199 --> 02:07:02.399
by the thirties. No cap on
God pp. I think ESPN is just

1721
02:07:02.680 --> 02:07:08.720
esp but for black people. I
don't know what that is. The no

1722
02:07:08.880 --> 02:07:11.439
grammar notes for swinging. Everything you
do on the pot is fire. Keep

1723
02:07:11.520 --> 02:07:15.319
killing it, goooner Wonderland by earth
Wind and come ah help. Fuck she

1724
02:07:15.439 --> 02:07:19.600
knocked out. She knocked on my
loose till I suffocate rfk's brainworm. I'll

1725
02:07:19.600 --> 02:07:24.520
carpet bomb the Godza strip for a
quarter. John Strickland, my partner snapped

1726
02:07:24.520 --> 02:07:27.840
the chair legs off my Chris arreg
on Youtubes and then proceeded to tear my

1727
02:07:28.000 --> 02:07:33.359
legs off in self defense. It's
insane, Merks eighteen eighty nine. My

1728
02:07:33.479 --> 02:07:38.720
man flew too close to the sun, totally gave me the icarus. So

1729
02:07:39.079 --> 02:07:43.199
that's so bad man. The First
Church of Key David, Yes, I

1730
02:07:43.199 --> 02:07:45.399
would genocide the fuck out of some
pizza. Second Church of Key David featuring

1731
02:07:45.439 --> 02:07:47.760
being better than the First Church of
Key David pre Rise Blake eight nine six

1732
02:07:47.800 --> 02:07:53.399
disastrously Big Dicks dicking down Big Booty
Bitches Productions. Fyi, it has been

1733
02:07:53.399 --> 02:07:57.239
almost a year and Mama JF is
still missing. That's fucking insane. Chris

1734
02:07:57.279 --> 02:08:00.960
trying to read like Papa Papapa filling
up the communal crackpipe with it asbestos Alaska

1735
02:08:01.000 --> 02:08:03.319
on the field Trash, Texas,
State of Salad, Young Sheldon shot in

1736
02:08:03.359 --> 02:08:05.880
Times Square, Suhulk tickle my ass
here as nicky Ziggy Jerry Seinfeld picking up

1737
02:08:05.880 --> 02:08:11.119
his underage girlfriend. Sorry Missus Jackson
badly Brave hugger Derek duck Hunt, the

1738
02:08:11.239 --> 02:08:16.479
vegan necromancer I got consent, Atherury
and Brogarian punter Melphus one finally rehabilitated and

1739
02:08:16.520 --> 02:08:18.479
back in the saddle with two functioning
hands. And it's always rounding out our

1740
02:08:18.520 --> 02:08:22.520
list. The King of Haphazard Bye,