Hello everyone, welcome back. This is episode thirty. I hope of pieces.
Don't type on your typewriter. I will grot you, will wire to
kill someone, will grot you. Daniel Green, Welcome to episode thirty of
Easaki, Dungeons and Dragons, A big special episode because it's the big three,
zero big ups. That's it's a good number. Thanks everyone for coming
and sporting Eastki, D and D for all these many many years. And
a half and a half has been a year and a half. It's been
about year and a half November twenty one. Yeah. Yeah, Also I
am thirty now and the episode is thirty, so my guy, happy thirtieth.
Thank you insane what a guy. Someone needs to do a super compilation
of like the dramatic, like look at them grow up over the years,
but we all just don't change. Here's the thing you can do that is
on one piece, D and D two spooky looks so different from the first
last episode, like that's like two to three years and it's just because he
did exercise so different. But yeah, welcome back, welcome back. I
hope everything sounds all right. We are on slightly different setups, but you
know, still running, still going, the last time when he's cy D
and D you guys had finally made your way to the Wizard Shrine in the
midst of sulk In Territory, Norman, you had made contact and awoke the
wizard god. Who is this big snake queen talking? And you know,
after you like released her, she learned about everything that was going on in
the world and she realized that you guys. So she was like, fuck
you and turn into a giant snake and is now fighting you guys. So
you guys are fighting a big snake that is her, and we rolled her
initiative, and every single Knaki here, the snake people inside of this temple
are like under her command in the turnaround and they're ready to fuck your shit
up. Let's go, let's go. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
You are accompanied by Little feather Bone, Slaw and Zarina. So Blaw's
art looks really cool. By the way, he never actually get right he
had any fighting experience, though we might be able to bring in arm wrestling
that equals power that genuinely their arm. He just got to I'll wrestle them,
which is what he will do. Like and he looks like Shiva from
record of Ragnarok. This guy could kick ass and he looks like a Beefia
Shiva. Yeah. Immediately he gets one shot of by the sneak, he
just gets I can't wrestle this, there's no arms, no mole bones.
That's a good point. He would be good. Gets everyone except for the
giant snake. Because the giant Sneak has no arms. He just keeps grabbing
and slamming him down. Oh gosh, do we have the initiative roles from?
Ye? I need one from from the Shock and then we can begin.
Oh I'm sorry, I thought I did one last session. All right,
it's not here. I don't think. Okay, yeah unless you If
you did, then I I no, you didn't. You didn't sure you
were gas lighting me? Yeah, that's what I do. I love doing
that. Um okay, that's not the right password. All right, Okay,
I'm gonna everyone. I'm not buying time right now. But I do
want to let you know that back in the olden days, when uh fuck
you. Um okay, cool, I reset my password. You know what.
I can't even complain because I did not know I had to keep doing
that every week in one pcdn D for the first couple of weeks because I
kept getting my I have reset my password. Yeah, at least seven times.
Oh yeah, me too, me too. Yeah, I'm sorry.
I thought I was locked in the You put a fucking simple and a capital.
I can't. I can't keep trap. What is the chance really cool
little snake thing? Yeah it's cool, Yeah, you can see. Okay,
Roy, your initiative. What's the chance that he goes first? All
right, you have to beat a twenty one. You gotta beat a twenty
one. He got to fifteen. That's pretty good. Okay, okay,
um right, Anthony, you start all right? Uh so just a recap.
Giant snake just appears out of nowhere. Yeah, yeah, so for
you, Norman puts his thing against the pillar. Instantaneously, a giant snake
appears and stop thrashing its head around and gets he's screaming obscenities. Yeah,
guys, guys, Okay, so Norman is behind the snake. I'm gonna
assume the snake I like turn like took Norman or like, because I've never
seen this shit before. So I'm just gonna take my thunder gauntlets and just
start beating the crap out of this snake. So here we go. Okay,
go ahead, so don't be and I get an extra attack with this
thing, and it gets disadvantage off one of these hits. Well one does
hit okay, thunder gauntlets boom six thunder damage and now he has disadvantage on
all attack rolls against anything else other than me. Oh great, that's actually
so good. That's pretty good. So you this giant snake cree mash in
the face with your thunder gauntlets. Wait, you didn't add me to the
turn order? You are? You did? Did you not select your token
when you rolled? No? I did, Okay, I'll just add you
mannally. I selected. Oh no, I went through the newspaper thing.
Okay, no, you get Daniel Green. You go to the newspaper thing,
you get your character sheet up, but you have to make sure that
your token is selected in the on the on the battle map before you press
the initty roll and it adds you to the turn order. I'm old,
Okay, it's okay, relaxed. We've only been playing for a year and
a half. If you click the eye butter at the top right, it'll
put up the tips for you again. If you are what's new? Toolbar?
Okay, you fucking smatch the face of the giants up burst out.
Do you have like attack names Anthony, thunder gauntlets? Okay, that's fair
enough, lightning punch, that's that's best I got. Okay, it is
now all the rogues turns um. So I've split up all of the knaki
here into their three class types. There's warriors, there's rogues, there's priest.
There's a lot of them. Because just start here, every single snake
person in this entire temple, it's coming to get you guys now, all
right, so ridiculous. Do you hate me? So we're gonna do all
the rogues first. The rogue that's closest to you, guys, like it's
at the base of the steps and you guys are on like a raised platform.
Yeah, he's going to roll a stealth check. Uh sixteen. Does
anyone have a passive perception higher than sixteen? I made hold on. Let
me check on that. Okay, Uh, Cody, you have a high
wisdom, So do you have a person perception higher than sixteen? I don't
even know how to check that. It's at the bottom of your skills.
Men's only men's only fourteen. Okay, I should sorry Daniel fourteen Yeah,
yeah, okay. So the the he goes invisible to you guys, you
cannot see him, um and thinks the threat's gone. It's like, wow,
that was icy. The other rogue that's like further down the hallway is
like hiding behind a pillar, but you can clearly see him because he only
got a nine. So he's sneaking up and you can see he's hiding behind
a pillar at the bottom of the steps. You can clearly see him.
That is the That is the rogue's turn. It is now a little feather.
Um. Little feather pulls out her bow, looks over at Cody with
panic and fear in her eyes, and goes, God, the what should
I do? Get back, babe, get back and shoot some arrows.
Okay. She jumps down the stairs, falls down the stairs, and she
could fly yeah. Oh, she can just fly up. Yeah, so
there is you know, there is a ceiling, but she will fly up
to ceiling height far away. She aims her bow down towards um the snake
dragon thing, the serpent like snake, and she's going to fire off two
short bow shots flying through the air. Do either of them hit it is
we know nineteen hits. We do know nineteen hits. It is a creature
that has a lower armor class because it's no, only none of them hit
no nineteen hits, nineteen hits. I misread it. What the fuck is
that? Corruption is? Oh no, what's what's going on? Okay,
so you need to you can hit the tips icon if you need to.
You can just roll actual dice if you have that. It's just a decent
thing. What's going on there? Do you? Six plus three? I
hope it doesn't happen every time. Um, little feather starts like glitching out.
Eight damage is pretty good. She fires off a short bow shot and
hits the beast for eight damage. Um. Yeah, yeah. You look
up a little feather and you can see her body sort of like glitching els,
and there's like different verses of hers. She's like, Cody, I
don't feel so good. She's just like clipping through the ceiling. The shark
it is now your turn. It is my turn, And I actually have
a couple of questions. Is that okay? Yes, yes, don't worry
everything. Every The shark term starts with I've got a couple of questions I'm
used to it. Well okay, well, like they don't have legs,
but can I still do trip attack? Yeah, they still have like a
snake body, so you can still trip that over. Okay, I can
imagine you tripping them would be like pulling the back of the snake tay one.
They have a latent. Yeah, you just yank them for disarm attack.
They have like I can't like pull their teeth, can I? They
have weapons? If you're talking about the general snake people, they all have
weapons. If you talk about the giant snake, god, you wouldn't be
able to trip that up, and you also would they don't have arms?
How are they holding weapons? They do have bombs, They have legs,
but they do have arms. Oh wait, we did say the big snake
doesn't have arms. The big snake doesn't. Yeah, you can't. You
also can't trip over the big snake. It's too big. Okay, hasn't
been a minute for my know, your enemy to kick in? No,
because it's literally just appeared a second ago. Okay. I mean yes for
the other snake people, though, just not for the big snake. Okay.
Um, then I am going to just go ahead and try and do
so I've learned the Shark has paid somewhat attention. I'm not the heaviest hitter
in the group. I just can do a lot of like machine gun fire.
And so what I'm gonna try and do is while they're taking on like
the big Boss, I'm gonna turn around and try and shoot at the people
that are coming at us to either hit them or make them take cover and
slow them down. That's a good idea. Great. So there is a
priest in a warrior that you can see like immediately at the base of the
steps that I shoot the priest, I mean I freeze. Um. Yeah.
So so it's so funny that you say that the Shark is not the
heavy as hitter, because he could be. Yeah, I'm going to use
the machine gun. I'm not not going to use the machine gun. Yeah
okay. And then I'm also going to use my um second attack. You
know, I can do the double for action serge. Yeah, so I'm
gonna just open fire twice um with the time again. Um okay. So
so these are both at the priest m all right, yeah, which everyone's
closer and more exposed. I'm sure when you use action surge it means you
can attack four times because you have two attacks by default. So those two
come into the woods the priest. One of them does hit to do the
damage for that first one. Okay, uh what is that extra? Oh
yeah, I just click at once. Okay, you need the tune of
the fire. You do not have that fire damage on you at the moment,
but you do do six damage. It's it's okay, how do I
take it off? If you I can take it off the fist. Yeah,
there's a there's a box that you untick if you scroll down that says
gotcha, ye, got it. You fire off your shot. You you
unload bullets into the priest. The priest takes like a bullet to their shoulder
and they stagger a little bit. You don't kill them, but they are
staggered. You do have two more attacks because you actually searched. So do
you want to keep firing at the priest or do you want to redirect to
a warrior? Snakes have little bones? Correct as ask her Zarina, she's
she's the biologist. I Am going to take my baseball bat and jump down
from my higher height and try and slam. You can do that? Can
I get just like an acrobatics roll though, just to see how graceful you
are. Can I make it athletics? Yeah, I'm just jumping. No,
no, to be fair, i will make it athletics because it is.
It is a jump that's like a jump. Power seventeen is good enough.
So you you launch off the platform, baseball bat in hand, swing
that bat, baby that hits. Do the damage. Yeah, I thought
that was a damage for a saying. I got real happy. Nine damage
smash in the head of the of the priest. Um, God, okay,
and guys, I have goading attacks, so anything that tries to come
up there, I'm gonna pull to me. You focus on the boss for
as long you have. You have one more attack, yeah, so that
the priest looks bloodied like you fucking knocked its lights out. Um yeah,
I'll just finish him off, and I'm just gonna scream no knees and swing
one more time. That does hit the priest. Thirteen does hit the priest,
and that does kill the priest. So you do the priest that's just
chilling out, like praising God or whatever, just like my God is real.
And then it just genuinely finally the goddess that we've been praying to his
real he starts getting little. Then a crazy middle aged man jumps off a
polypod stuff, beating the ship out of him with a baseball bat, and
then the shark with the giant snake right behind him is gonna say, where
is your God? Now? Oh? Is the shock? Is the Shock
killing this guy? Yeah? You can't, yeah, I assume. So,
yeah, you killed him? Okay? Is that? Okay? Yeah
it was. We're not supposed to kill them snake demons. I don't feel
bad, and one day you will find you will see your God. You
die one minute later, Okay, yeah, you're just stopped beating the ship
out of it into a pulp on the ground. This priest, the Shock
and Cody are probably into different impressions obviously, But like the Shock just sees
a bunch of people come into wards those and he's like, all right,
let's kill him. He is more of the impression that the oh, these
guys were super chill and now that like mind controls and fighting. So I
want to I want to be like, yeah, but when you ever be
norm lethal? But the Shock doesn't give a shit. Yeah, but the
show Shock obviously different though process the shock could have killed you. If you
had a will with William Shakespeare's body, he would have killed him. Guy.
Yeah, And I genuinely think like the giant snake like swallowed Norman,
Like I don't see Norman now, you know how, like you know how
like warlocks can have like a summoned weapon. One of the sharks summoned weapon
is just Willie of Shakespeare's body that he could summon at any time and getting
around people. Well, the shark, that is your turn, because that's
also was all your movement, So it's now the warrior's turn and the shark.
There was a warrior right next to you who just saw you smash the
head in of his priest's best friend. Maybe they were actually um. And
he turns round, he goes, which is their language, if you remember,
and he charges towards you, scimitar in hand, and he's gonna swing
at you with his scimitar. I hope you're ready and he misses, so
he I mean, you can pretend that you like parry it with your fucking
bat if you want this cimitar covers down, you can. Can I pick
up his friend and black with him. Yeah, I guess. So the
cimitar comes down, then you use the priest body as like a shield,
and the cimtar just slices into the flesh of the priest. There are other
warriors, but they're going to spend their entire turn moving up the stairs towards
you, guys. Um and the warriors that were by the bath have no
idea that any fighting is going on at the moment. They're still chilling out
in the pool just at FYI. These are all the warriors that are near
the thing. So it's not Bone Slaw's turn. Born Slaw is ready,
Bone Slaw the fighter man reference. It's it's me Bone Slaw, fucking big
snake. What's going on? I can't art wrestle this thing? Blody turns
to bonn Slaw. You have to think of this snake as one giant arm,
giant baby arm, one huge Okay, so bone Slaw is going to
try and grab the neck of this beast, and what he would just make
a how much how much bigger is the snake than bone Slaw? Oh so
much bigger, dude, Like, he can't grab his hands around the neck
of the snake. He can just sort of place a hand upon its huge
girth. Yea, yeah, yeah, so he's gonna just try and like
slap it. I guess like it was a giant arm slapping it to the
ground, slapping the girthy snake. Okay, the ability was not found.
This is bone Slaw's final This he knew he was going to have to fight
a giant arm at some point in his life, and now he's reached that
point. Uh yeah, I don't know why. Twelve damage? How many?
Shit, that's pretty good. So the bones is twelve damage is better
than what the shark did. Okay, not overall, just the obviously,
just the one attack. So bone Slaw fucking slaps the giant snake for twelve
damage. Um, and that that is bone Slaw's turn. Cody. It
is your now your turn. Okay, So right now, the issue I'm
having is that everyone's just sort of like, except for the shark, everyone
is costed around this big snack. Yeah, which is not a great thing.
I have a plan, Cody, I'm like, looking around this giant
snake, Norman, your plan. I have a new spell. You'll see,
I could separate us from the from the snake for a bit, or
at least you guys, which is I'm sure if I would want to be
separated, I want everyone else to be separated. You want to be the
one there, big big boy, you know what I mean? Yeah,
yeah, like the starting soon image, big body Cody exactly. Yeah,
all right. For now, I'm just going to, Um, I'm going
to cast a spell just to try and get some damage down. Yeah,
I'm going to cast wither and bloom at third level. Yeah shit. So
because she's so big, it's only going to affect the snake. Yeah yeah,
yeah yeah, um, both death and life. Oh god, yeah
yeah, in the center of the snake. Yeah, you can do that.
Um, he's I don't think I would use like another actually wait,
oh yes, there's a ceiling in this building, right, there is a
ceiling. If I used coal lightning break through the ceiling, I don't think
so. I don't. I feel like you could use call lightning to destroy
the ceiling. Oh, which is different than hitting it with the lightning my
neighbor, lightning call lightning. A storm cloud appears in the shape of a
cylinder that is ten feet tall with a sixty foot radius centered on the point
you can see oh hundred feet directly above you. Okay, so it would
be outside of the temple. It would be outside the temple. It could
destroy the roof, and the roof would fall on the snake that is to
be able to see the point that someone's the power to be able to see
it. Okay, all right, does this temple have a skylight? Can
we make a small gap in the ceiling? Um? Okay? Yeah,
I'm just gonna win her and bloom because it's the best like damaging spell I
have at this level. I'm going to cast all over three Yes, so
she needs to make a constricut and saving thrower. You take three D six?
Is it? Spell savers fifteen? Damn sixteen? So half? Okay,
so you're going to take half of it? Yes, to do the
damage you want to put out your hands. It takes four damage as you
like, It doesn't really even notice. There's little bits of life almost normally,
it's like a stream of life force energy. This is just like a
couple of little guys. Yeah, just like like that. They're singing a
little marching song as they're walking out of her blood stream into your body.
Okay, that's fine as a bonus action, Yes, I'm gonna wild ship
oh, sick into who? Great question met last time? We're going on
an adventure with the shark in the interim. Yes, what was it that
I well shipped into last time? Because obviously I pull him ofphed into the
giant? If you usually wild shape into a bear or a lion? Yeah,
I don't know. Do you have giraffe? Giraffe versus snake would be
pretty good? Do you have giant snake? What's a natural predator? Look
you cliant mongoo, giant mongoose? Do you want to transform into a giant
mongoose? I know there's not a stat sheet for that, but I would
make one just like mongoose is my favorite animal for anyone who doesn't, Oh
my god, my favorite animal of all time is a mongoose. And it
has always been so visiness. I was, I don't even know what a
mongoose is. That's like a giant It's like zang goose the Pokemon's space off
of It's like a giant zo You're gonna sad thing? Is? It kind
of helped me know what? There you go, I have learned a lot
of animals for Pokemon. Oh, I love mongoose. I'm just I'm just
checking something real quick. Okay, I cannot transform into a giant snake.
I don't think because wait no, damn there they're Challenge Ring is like two.
You can only do Challenge Rating one. Yeah, a giant mongoose.
I'm the moon Druid. I can do Challenge Ring two. Then, dude,
can you do giant snake. I'm gonna transform into a giant constrictor snake.
Let's go forever. You'll entwine together and just start fighting each other.
Yeah all right, yeah, drunk, I can just drag that in.
I'll give that. It's a huge beast. So I think it's it's gonna
be a similar size to the snake that's gonna push me in bone slaw aside
a little bit. Yeah, yeah, because I'm like stood between you guys
right now. That's fine. Yeah, I'll just move a little bit over
all right. Yeah. I like to imagine you said that, like in
the game, You're like, oh, I just I just I'm power suit.
I could just float over here. Yeah zoop, all right, you
are you are now a giant snake. I'm just gonna make you bigger,
um and I'll make I'll make the snake health your blue health. Well you
can do that, UM to you a giant snake of sixty help. I've
given you the character sheet for it. Uh, there you go, that's
the snake. Give it to me. I gave it to everyone, everyone.
Everyone can have a good look. All right, I'm gonna edit the
sheet right, just change all the stats. I'm gonna use the character manswer.
I'm gonna level up the snake, the snake. Thank they're changing,
not giving me this? How you start like making him do no damage?
And yeah, okay, all right, that's all I can do though,
because I use Mac. Yeah, okay, okay, okay, Norman is
now your ton? How how dare you? How dare you betray me?
I would have done anything. You wouldn't even hear me out? And then
I say that as I'm backing up a little bit, like not disengaging,
just like sliding this way? Can I do that without an opportunity attack?
And I'm not disengaging, I'm mismoving like near them. Yeah yeah, if
you're moving around them, you can do that. Yeah. Yeah, Norman,
you're alive. Thank god. I lost my guy. He disappeared.
Fucking how how you wait? Where did he go? Underneath the little snake.
He's okay, he's underneath me. It's okay. She wouldn't dive next
to a gigantic snake. Yeah, anyway, I'm like looking down while walking
like around, like circling the snake. How dare you betray me? Now
it's time for you to burn wall. I'll fire. Holy shit. So
the way while the fire works is I could make it go like relatively.
I could probably make it go to the ceiling and across the room, and
I could choose what side takes damage at the end of their turn, or
they take damage if they want to cross it they come to us. Oh
that's nice. And even if like we're close to each other, I can
make it so that like part of their body is like in it, so
they could just take it, I think. Yeah. Okay, once on
the wall side, okay, yeah, so you're going to create a wool
of flame, but TwixT you guys and the giant snake exactly. Okay,
holy shit, can you put the flame spellings of the chat? I'm just
yes, I can. Yeh'll fire? Oh nice, holy shit? Okay,
Okay, sixty feet long, twenty feet high, and it's only one
foot thick. So yeah, you can just do it on that line between
you guys. It will go entirely across this place that you guys are on.
Um, there's raised platform, a giant wall of fire, I imagine,
like on this line. Yeah, exact in front of you guys.
Okay, the flaming wall. It is a concentration, um. But the
flaming wall rises up into the sky. Holy shit. And then I obviously
choose that side to take the heat. Yes, yes, yes, so
she will make a dexterity savings throw and then take the fire damage on a
fail um and oh gosh, okay, and that side of the when if
she ends her turn within, if she enders turn on that so actually takes
damage or trying to go through it, she takes takes damage. That's pretty
good. That's a very good spell, especially at this situation. She's kind
of backed up on the pedestal right now. So yeah, so this giant
snake god is behind this wall of flames. U can you do the five
eight fire damage now that you've summoned terrifying Yeah yeah, yeah, five D
eight and we'll do a deck save for this giant snake UM twenty six.
Let's do the deck safe. Fail, giant snake. You can't be that,
you can't be that dexterous. Yeah, yeah, fail. So they
take a full twenty six damage. It's not as an agony. Oh my
god, Norman, that's incredible. All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna burn
her to nothing but ashes. Holy shit. Okay, fire's good at doing
that. Let me tell you. The bartender, by the way, is
also traps on the other side of this, and so we'll also be doing
a dexterity saving throw. Um. You know the bartender that led you guys
up. Yeah, he's gonna do a deck safe. It's the level fourth
fellows. They both get seven. They both get seven. So the bartender
is gonna just die. Oh no. So from the bartender's point of view,
he's walked you guys up the stairs. He led you to the shrine.
You press the thing of the shrine. The giant snake God appeared,
You dashed backward, immolated him. He sped, Oh god, he's the
only one who spoke any like common and he burns down to the ground in
an ash of skeleton and goop. That is unfortunate. That's an unfortunate He
was kind of chill, but he is I'm a fire miner. It was
like I gotta go say, and so he sees the wall of fire and
it's like, oh fuck, I've got to do something. You see the
fire out I wear. I am wearing fire resistant armor. So it's it's
okay with me. I'm fine, Okay. I literally chose this spell.
I felt like it was a video game spell where it's like like creating the
wall like Valorid or whatever. It is. Now the snake God's turn.
If you're doing unless you're doing anything else, Oh no, that's not that
stand in my track. How tall is the wall of fire? I don't
know, all the way to the feeling? How big is this room?
Twenty feet high? Definitely gonna go all the way to the ceiling. Okay,
yeah it's six oh no, so you know. Yeah. So she's
definitely over the top of it. Right. You can see the snake over
the top of the wall. Um, she's gonna lean down her giant snake
head and I don't think fire stops whatever's coming. If she's able to reach
over it. Now, she's going to open her more her giant mouth,
Oh God, and lower, kiss you you hear the spark coming from inside
deep inside her throat and okay, breaths lightning over all of you guys.
Um things all right, and I need everyone who is in range of this
attack, which I think is literally all of you guys except for the shark
because he jumped on. Um Um, I'm using absorb elements as my reaction
here. Cool. So if I get hit, we'll see where that goes.
Uh. Yeah, it is a cone of lightning. It's gonna it's
yeah, it's gonna hit all of you guys except for the shark and little
Feathers. So I needs you all to do a dexterity saving throw for me.
Okay, that's okay, though I fail probably, but I'm gonna try
to use arcane deflection to give me plus four on the savings flow. All
right, um, dexterity savings throw right, Yeah, dexter you can throw.
This is a huge though, like the the the walls of the temples
shake am under the might of this attack. Um yea the sixty damage attack.
I will take thirty because I'll take half like the lightning hits me like
that scene with Thor and Iron Man and Avengers, and it's just like charges
my battery cell or whatever. But I still take the edge. Okay,
So the Anthony and Norman fay, Cody, you succeed, Cody, you
succeed, so you only take thirty. Bone Slaw and Zarena have to do
saving throws because they did not. Zarina had such a low initiative. She
had a fun three. Nobody got her out of the way in time.
Oh no, Zerina, Oh so we do. She's just gonna die.
Then, well we'll see bone Slaw succeeds so damage and that doesn't he So
bone Slaw is still conscious. He takes the thirty damage and he's still up.
Um, Zarena is gonna do. She doesn't have fucking stats. She's
just a person. So she's gonna roll. She's gonna fail. He's gonna
fucking explode. Oh my god, dude, I mean, oh my god.
No, Zarina. So the lightning strikes forwards, dealing sixty lightning damage.
Anthony and Cody you take half. Norman you also take full damage.
So I think that does that knock you up? Yeah? Yeah, So
Norman you knock out, and because you knock out, the wall of fire
disappears. So it's almost like the lightning breath disperses the flames. The flames
fly up into the air. The entire temple shakes as Zarena falls to the
ground. She says, you wish I could have sheen my brother what last
time? And she falls down dead, her body fried bone slaw like managers
that duck out the way and get take a brunt of the lightning damage,
but is still standing. Anthony, you absorb a whole bunch of the elements,
and Gauntlet's like vibrating with lightning. Like it was a lot of damage.
So like part of my armor like cracks a bit because I took damage,
but like it's like supercharged. Now. Also stop the episode. Yes
we now have Zerena's whole backstory. Oh yeah sorry. In that moment you
see the child, you flash back to the Zarna's childhood growing up in the
slums of soul Zenya and her and her older brother Yaroslaw are chilling out and
they don't have any money, and her every night the brother comes home and
brings her food and she's always like, wait, where did you get the
money to pay for this? And Yaroslaw's like, hush, you know that's
not important as long as they am able to feed you and and then you
know, as their life progresses, she manages to She starts studying the nature
and the wild life of the world. She grows fascinated by it, and
she raises her brother helps her raise enough farms funds to open her own like
terrarium and her own little biological animal shelter. But her brother gets into more
and more danger, and one day her brother leaves for a big mercenary mission
and never comes back. And she's been waiting there for him to return until
eventually you guys show up and give her this opportunity her dream to go and
find these snake people. Yeah you did kill killer brother? Oh man?
Who so are you going to say? I was gonna say her brother just
arrived to find her, right No? No, no, yeah, no,
your brother is Her brother was Yaroslaw, which you get in that little
flashback the audience get to see that. Um. I don't know if you
guys remember when Yaroslaw was like, I have a sister that's really into animals,
and then you can't remember that. Yea, you guys are like Candy,
No it was Zarina um um also chat is saying that Cody killed Yaroslaw
the party we we killed. Do you know what's so funny? Today?
I was looking at the D and D Wicky and I saw a spreadsheet that
someone posted of all of the kills that you guys have had. Cody has
three hundred plus kills. Um people that Cody kill? Why does Cody is
because real killer? Because he's Julius to an army of people unhandedly murdered an
entire platoon of an army. That's a badass. Cody, You motherfucker kills
the vegan pacifist has the most kills out of any character in this campaign,
probably the world. He does also have the most boss kills, like in
terms of like actual I mean three hundred kills in one setting. Now,
I don't think anybody else has managed that. And then you know, Jack
the Ripper only got five straight up here, doesn't Jack the Ripper to really
killed by people that we know of? Um? Well, he then became
the Zodiac and then became Ted Cruz, so we don't know became Yeah,
so that was only a couple more people there. I'm still Cody has him
beat by a couple hundred though, Yeah, yikes, cheapest creeps. Okay,
um shit, well that was her turn. The flame war is down,
is gone? Wait did she start her turn in in the flame war?
So I think she still takes the damage. Um no, it ends
it's turn, so because it was dispersed, she doesn't take the damage.
And it is now the priest's turn. One of the priests is dead,
the other priest isn't, and it rushes up the stairs and it's now next
to or little feathers in the air. So actually, I guess the closest
person to this priest is the shark. And I'm now realizing how this entire
combat is gonna shake out. It's gonna get for you guys versus the snake
god and the shark versus all the other snakes, because this priest runs up
the stairs sees the shark just beating this priest through a probe. So the
other not the shark plan Yeah yess so yeah, yeah, yeah they an
uncommon shark. W Yes, he'll take care of the plebs. We have
to take care of giants. To the shark is more than one at once
In that very moment behind, the guys are playing chest this whole time totally
shit. Who's winning? Right? Oh my god. They say you can't
multi task, freaking idiots. They can multi task all right. The priest
is going to send the guiding bolt at the shark. Um if that is
if that is okay the shark, You're about to get it. You're about
to get bolted. Um, can I do something very the shark? What
is the something that is very the shark? He's like, does he see
this coming like he sees the guy shooting it? I guess. So I'm
not even gonna try and dodge it. I'm just gonna take it up.
Scream you do it does hit you by the way, Okay, I'm gonna
take it, and the scream. Okay. So he runs up, he
fires off, conjures up a guiding bolt towards you. It hits you dead
on the shark um not doing ten damage okay, as it slams into your
chest this radiant holy light, Um, if you're like ravaging your core and
that is the priests Because the other priest is dead, Anthony, it's your
turn, okay, h am, I able big. If I move away
from this thing, will an opportunity attack? Yes? Now it will it
wouldn't before with the flame wool, but there's no flame war So all right,
I really need to put some distance between myself and this thing. Yeah
ah man, uh, you can say the shark is in his big brain
mode, big brain mode. Okay, m h all right, I'm wait.
No, even if I do disengage, I can still move away,
right yeah, yeah, okay, because that's your action to disengage. Yeah,
I know, I'm just gonna have to do that. I have a
thing, but I have to set it up. I have to get out
of here, Okay, disengage. Yeah, I'm gonna go by. You're
gonna go down the steps, like halfway down the steps. I just need
to put some distance between myself and this thing. Go ahead, okay.
Uh, and I think, oh yeah, I'm gonna use my bonus action
to activate my defensive field. I'll gain seven HP alright, just to kind
of get some extra shit here. I can use that three times. Okay,
all right, that's my turn. That's your turn. All right,
I'm setting stuff up. I'm setting stuff up, I swear to god.
Okay, panicking the game of plans coming into play. Don't want to die
again again. It's old Tony dies, Anthony dies. I'm just gonna keep
going down the family. Like the next one will be Becky old Tony's wife.
She'll be the one to use the kid next. She's like a bulb
aarian m yep. Okay, all right, all right, right right,
So it's not the rogues tons um before it gets the little feather. Nobody
saw the one rogue that went invisible. So I'm gonna roll at D two
because as two tug as, this rogue will hit. Um. Okay,
let's see if if the rogue hits, he's gonna have advantage. Uh,
And he's going and cover with a dagger. And yes, he appears from
the shadows and stabs Bone Slaw in the side. No, it could have
stabbed Cody, but the dice chose Bone Slaw. So then so this snake
person appears from nowhere and stabs Bone Slaw in the side. Um, we'll
see if that's oh my gosh, we'll see if that's enough damage to kill
Bone Slaw. Um, because it is a poison. All right, all
right, here's the thing. The five damage isn't enough to kill Bone Slaw
from the dagger. The Bone Slaw has to do a constitution saving throw now
or or else. He's going to take this poison damage. If he takes
the poison damage, he will be knocked unconscious. He got but he will.
Um, so we're gonna do a constitution saving throw for bone slaw.
He's got an okay con save. It's like, okay, so right,
does he succeed? No he doesn't, so bone slow. He feels the
poison ravage his body and he drops down to the ground. I cannot arm
wrestled poison from his head to the stone floor. He is unconscious, not
dead, but unconscious. All right, guys, I think inspection. And
we just picked up a random guy from a bar and I try to fight
a guard and it didn't really work out too well. The other rogue thinks
that he's hidden and is going to run up towards Um the shark. I
guess Um still thinking that he's hidden, but he can't quite get to the
shark this turn. He's he's like over the body of the of the priest.
Little Feather is in the air with her bone arrow. She yells out.
She's got like an aerial view of the entire battleground. She can she
can target anybody Cody, you are snakes, So I guess you can't communicate
with her. So she turns around to Anthony, who is like, I'm
gonna say fire shot. I'm like doing like call signs shit like go go
got you like firefighter call sides? Yeah, firefighter call side, go attack
the big the big ass stake. Because he gets sto wait, put damn
it? Can I do like I aim for its eyes? Okay? If
she does, she interpret that as like actually knows what to do. She
misses anyway, so the two crows the short boat fly out into the sky.
Serena's dead. The SHOWUK, it is your turn, try to blind
the question. What is your question? Was some reading on um repost the
propost if someone misses an attack, you can make an attack on the mellow
weapons. And someone missed me earlier and I forgot to use it. So
just remind me to actually use that because I'm an idiot. Okay, I
would let you know, thank you that. Anyway, I'm gonna go ahead
and use second wind to get one d tin back plus my fire level.
She just to get okay um to do that, so botus action. Well,
I hate that I can't just like hit it and it like it doesn't
like do it for me? Like that drives me nuts. Yeah, I
can maybe make a way for that to happen on your sheet if you want.
At some point. Oh, I I'm a foto lettle seven. That
would give me too much health back right now. So I'm not gonna I'm
gonna wait to take more damage. Okay, So anyway, I'll just do
my four attacks than you. You have two attacks now because you use action
sos to get the four attacks. Oh and that my extra attackers makes itself
two yes too, So yeah, okay, so you've got two now.
There is there is a knacke here warrior in front of you who just swung
with a scimitar, And there is you can see a rogue. He's he
is within range. He's on top of the butt, a rogue that thinks
he's hidden, but he's like standing right next to you, but he thinks
he's hiding, but you can see him. And it hasn't been long enough
for a full minute for me to know how strong these guys are. Oh
no, with these guys, you know how strong they are. You just
couldn't not let snake God. Yeah, as I said before, you've hung
around these guys because you've got the toll understood, So ken, like,
what's their weight at? Can I easily throw one of them? I don't
know. I think they are heavier than humans because they're like got this big,
meaty, sneaky lower half of their body and they're very muscular. I
don't think you could easily throw one of them. Then I'm not I'm not
going to risk that then, Okay, So then I'm just gonna do my
two attacks. Okay, and I'm gonna take the baseball bat. Yeah who
you hitting? Are you hitting two or one on each? I'm gonna hit
two on the guy who swung at me? Okay, yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna go ahead and just do a baseball bat. Yeah bang, bang
you hit twice? Wash uh yeah you swing your baseball bat with Oh yeah
yeah, I think hold hold hold the shark. I just want to double
check something with you a right back Oh goodbye checking um you've gone gone.
Um right. You are using it in your main hand, which means and
you can do that twice. But because you are doing two weapon fighting,
you can use you can also attack with your dagger in your off hand or
whatever you want in your hand. Don't do more damage. My only attack
with the one weapon repeatedly though. Yeah, if you if you wanted to
hold it in two hands, you would do more damage. But that's that.
Here's the thing the shark is, that's originally what you did, and
then you've started doing things with multiple hands, so we switched you over to
the two weapon fighting thing. Now. I just want to do the baseball
back because I'm angry. Okay, Sweet, Okay, um, do you
can, I guess switch your baseball back to your off hand and swing that
a third time? Then? Okay? It is a light weapon in this
case like that doesn't hit anyway, so um, you you deal the ninety
eleven damage, the twenty damage as you fucking batter this knacket here, Warrior,
he's he's beaten and bloodied. He's not dead, but he is very
much bloodied. Okay, blood paint on his face is sneak, he's all
battered up. Yes, and commanding strike stuff like that. I can't do
that now because that would cost that's my y. Yeah, yeah, the
commanding strike is in place of your attack to sweet. Okay, then I'm
just gonna spit on him. You're just gonna spit on him. That's movement.
Yeah yeah, okay, okay, you just spit on him and he
like opens his mouth and swallows it. Oh god, you just fed him.
That's that's what they that's where they eat. If real was alive right
now, she'd be loving this. She would be taking notes, just deeply
psychological. Just happened. They really enjoy that. They actually sorry you spit
at the heel back hit points. But it is his turn now, so
he's gonna swing back on you. Um do the sword, the scimitar pull
out. If he misses you, I'll remind you about the repost. He
doesn't miss you. Okay, what is in pc DMG. I don't know
why that keeps happening. You take five damages? He fuck it cuts you.
You're back beating it with a base of bad. He's stabbing you with
a scimitar. The other two warriors managed to get to the base of the
stairs with Anthony. They're not in range of Anthony, but Anthony, you
do notice there are two warriors at the base of the steps that you're on,
and they steps. They're ready to get you kind of against a wall
here. Okay, yeah, bones law is here to make a death saving
throw. Do you think he will succeed? I hope so he succeeded one
success. Cody, You're up and you're a snake, all right, Cody?
Come on, this feels like not a good time to be a snake
because right now all I want to do is cast like aura vitality or something.
Um, I'm wondering if I should because I still have like thirty hit
points of snake left I feel like I should use. Yeah, I've kind
of failed in my duties as a tank though. Three people down. I
like to imagine whatever you turn into, you're still wearing the headband. He's
also still wearing the spandix. Nice. By the way, I love Cody's
impeccably chiseled jaw. It is Yeah, it is impressive. Yes, um,
but I mean, hey, you're a giant sneak. I would just
say, go and fight the giant snake. I mean, yeah, is
is it possible to constrict this other snake? I think constrict has to be
on a creature that's like of it smaller size or you. He is bigger
than you. Still, yeah, you could try to grapple it. I
think that's I think that's something constrict would be a grapple and I think you
can't grapple things that have a size class bigger than you. Right, I'm
no, SHORE don't know. Let me check because it's a snack. It's
just like I just wrapped myself around the snake and then comes straight like I
can't move. But let me see this is bigger than me. Yeah,
all right, because I think it my that's either you can't you can't.
How apparently people are saying you can. So uh listen, let's get out
of these grapple wolves. I think I think it's just one size larger and
you can. I think in this situation, she is one size larger,
right because you're you're huge and she's gigantic. Yeah. Um yeah, I
guess so, so you can, sweet then I'm gonna one straight. Yeah,
what are the constrict rules here? No, it barely misses. So
you try and constrict the giant snake surfent like snake creature and um, she
batters your snake away, your your your snake tails are like batting each other.
Um okay, um, well I can't. I only get their one
action as a snake, but I will like I'm going to be trying to
get old in the snake's first, like hissing at him. Yeah, well
wait, hold on, hold on a moment. So it says here the
grappler makes you, you make the hack action, and then they have to
connect. This is not a grapple, yeast stee upon it into a grapple.
Oh okay, it's like a specific attack for the snake. Oh yeah,
yeah, um but yeah, that's that's going to be me. Then,
I'm just trying to get open these things first. Sick. All right,
you're up in this face. You two are like really close together.
You can see her giant mouth open. Norman, what are you going to
do? I'm unconscious? Death say you could be unconscious. You did something
really cool, Norman, And I thought it was so it was such a
good idea. I thought it was going to go to the ceiling. But
then the sneak is like peeked over. I think it wouldn't block lightning either,
like you would still be able to do it through the flame war.
But it's still very cool. Yeah, I'm not discredit it did a lot
of damage. Yeah, and it killed the bartender. It did. Yeah,
you killed an innocent bartender. Yeah, okay, so when the bartender
dies, you can the emotional flashback. That's a success. What was the
bartender flashback? He's like a young orphan kid trying to make his way in
the world. He gets an apprenticeship at a bar, and everyone like pushes
him around and treats him like shit because he's a snake person. But he
desperately tries to learn the language he's reading every night, and he becomes a
really talented bartender, and he wants to bring he wants to bring culture to
his otherwise uncultured, like tribalistic people groups that he just wants to like show
them that there's more than just like fighting, and he wants to give them
a good time and teach them sports and leisure activities and and things like that.
So he opens a bar inside this temple and he's like, this is
the start of a new chapter for my people. And then you kill him.
Yeah, there you go. That's that's his that's his backstory. You
succeeded death safe. So now's the snake goddess, Um Cody, you try
and grapple um, then the snake is gonna open her mouth and I think
she's going to try and eat you. Oh no, let's see how this
works. Don't be lie you're into it. I'm not a four I'm not
not not a four guy. Okay, So she's got to make a bite
attack and hit you with a bike attack. She's try and slot me up
like a big noodle. Yep, that's that's a pretty big noodle. Yep,
she's gonna she's gonna slip. How could she possibly? I mean,
like, I guess snakes can just snake right right because I'm smaller. Yeah,
this would be like me trying to eat like a poole noodle. Like
does the bite hit okay? Okay, then the bike does damage seventeen?
All right, so okay, I'm pretty low right now. Wait, no,
you have to it's the other way around. It's the other way around,
because it has to constrict you first and then bite you. And that's
how we will we will save that bite roll. That bite roll is a
success, but we'll do the constrict role first. Um so yeah, because
if it could just swallow you out, the constricts anyway, So so we're
fucking so it just disconnects. This is what's going to happen. He She
grapples you with the constrict and you and then bites you. And as you
get bitten, I assume that takes you out of giant snake. Um,
actually the constrict takes me, James. So the constrict takes you out of
giant snake. So you're back to being a little old Cody. And then
she swallows Cody in her giant more. You slip down her throat and into
her stomach. You are now ding food is ready inside her um belly.
Look, this is doing it for someone. Okay, someone listened to this
in a fantastic time. Cold. He slides down the snake's wet throat.
Yeah, oh, come on, every turn, you're going to take acid
damage inside her stomach. Acidum. But yeah, maybe you can escape.
We'll see I hope. Okay, great, Um, it's the priest turn.
The priest is going to run up to the shark and I got this.
I think we might just all die this episode. I mean maybe it's
actually very possible. Someone. This is bad. This is fucking bad.
It's not good. It's not looking great. Um. The priest is going
to come up and he's kind of cure the warrior that the shark was attacking.
That was that not an attack of an opportunity for me. He's just
kneeling down and trying to heal. A dude, he he, he's not
disengaging from combat with you. He's just coming up and he's now standing next
to them. To the warrior puts a hand on his shoulder, and curious,
he spits on his wounds and cures his wounds. Anthony, it is
now your turn, dude, Okay, Rustage, I'm just gonna throw some
shit out your way. Okay, here's what I'm doing, all right,
So Cody just gotta eating. Okay. So I'm gonna run back up.
I'm sorry, wrong, yeah, key thing there, Okay, I'm gonna
run back up to the snakes. Yeah okay, snake charge lightning fists.
Here come the lightning fists. All right, just boom boom, extra attack
okay, all right, I'm doing that. Noise good all right. Thunder
gauntlets, yes, thunder gauntlets, yeah, no, does that hit?
Does that second hit? Just one of them hits just from his all right,
So I knew from inside. I'm attacking outside, okay, so I'll
do eight damage from that eight thunder. Then it will take an extra d
six lightning damage from all that extra supercharge I have in there. Yes,
go ahead, okay, shit, okay, so I'm doing eight damage with
that, all right? Yes, all right, Now it also has disadvantage
on everything else, but it doesn't seem to matter because it does AoE.
I have another How long does the disadvant is lossful until my next turn?
Okay, so it didn't it didn't apply to the bike, no, because
it was AoE. Yeah yeah, yeah, all right. Now I have
a thing called the Boots of the Winding Path, which basically allows me to
like teleport back to a point I was already at earlier this turn. Okay,
all right, so you go back where the warriors off? Yes,
but could I like, well no, because there's warriors. I was gonna
drag Norman and like war back with him. But if I did that,
then he would be like next to the warriors as well. That yeah,
be good. So I'm just leaving Norman on the crowd. Right. Oh
I'm sorry, buddy, Oh god, I'm just like, you don't have
any healing at AOL and I Oh no, I have a healing kit,
but that wouldn't be I have to use it as my action Okay, so
I don't have any spells or anything. Yeah, I already thought I'm an
e MS. Can you throw the healing kit it's a little feather, yes,
you well would, rusted Chelomi, I would let you do that.
Okay, it's like a free all right, she's next to you. At
least it's a healing kid. I'll throw it up to her. She has
got higher than ten and it would have a healing kit. Um, so
she grabs the healing kids. Okay, I oh normanal bone slaw Norman.
Okay, okay, call call signed Norman to know how to do sign language.
But okay, you sign the word Norman. Yeah, okay, Anthony
is proficient in American sign language. Oh good, I'm glad. Yeah he
is, he is. Yeah, I'm happy about that. All right,
that's Anthony's turn. The shark, the rogue next to you is going to
attack you, but he doesn't get any of his bonus shit because he is
not hidden. But he is still gonna swipe you with a dagger. Um.
Okay, and does the seventeen hit the shark on a plus sixteen?
Yeah? So you're gonna take NPCZ yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna
take four damage. Okay, so he just sort of cuts your arm.
What's up? Did little feathert feathers? No? Little okay? So now
it's little Feathers turn and little feather is going to fly down with the medicine
kit and use her action to pick up Norman h if Okay, And she
has to get higher than ten on this medicine check for this to succeed,
for her to understand how it works. Come on, a little feather.
She will get an opportunity to try again as she fails, but she needs
to get higher than ten on this medicine check. She does have an okay,
wisdom, so she's got this. She's got You're you're a smart urb.
You could do this. What'll she get? Yeah? And she got
to ten? Exactly got its? Got it? She just got it?
We take those? Um oh god, okay, okay, Okay. I
guess it's just a regular heel I have, but I don't think it's attached
to like what's what do I have the roll? Um? What is the
heel? Right? It's a uh do I have it on here? Yeah?
You probably have it on hand one D eight or something. Yeah,
she has to do the medicine check because she's not Anthony, right, because
Anthony, I have healer. But six plus four No, yeah, one
d six plus four. She's doing the medicine check because she doesn't understand how
it works like Anthony does plus four. My bad, I didn't put the
plus four. Oh yeah, I guess you can roll it. So you're
you're a four Norman. You're back up, You're in the game. You
have four HP, I have six HP. You have six HP. Okay,
all right, um, and now it's the sharks term the shark.
You are surrounded by three sneaking people various like it you guys, there's a
there's a rogue, there's a priest, and there is a warrior. Four
surrounded you a rogue, a priest of a warrior walk into a bar.
Bar The bar is the Shark's bat. All right, um, So first
thing I'm gonna do is I'm going to do so can you so the description
of my commanders strike is still garbed and cook and like didn't get copying and
paste. Well, could you let me know that does again? The commanding
strike? You can We'll go one of your attacks to make someone else do
an attack. Gotcha? Um? Okay, that's not really in the shark's
character. What I'm going to do is I'm going to just go fully in
shark character and just go all out with attacks. But if I do a
second wind, does that take away from one of my attacks or no?
Uh no, no, second wind is just your bonus action, so you
can, okay, get to attacks. So one D ten so just it's
it does mean you can't do the third I'll find attack. That's what it
means. Gotchas Okay, cool, let's go ahead and do that. Then
one D ten and then plus seven so I got sixteen help back, okay,
okay, yes, okay, nice, I'm up to sixty six dope,
and then I'm going to just try and finish off these priests. Can
heal? Right? Yes, you just saw him heal. Yeah. So
I'm gonna go ahead and kill the heelers. I'm smart enough to understand that.
Go ahead. I like to think sometimes, and I think they're also
easier to hit. Yeah, they are definitely easier to hit, and they
have less HP. The hps are all variable as well, like they don't
have the same you hit, you hit them priest twice? Do the damage
ten nineteen that kills this priest? So how do you kill this priest?
Uh? The shark is just gonna like do a pump fake at the warrior
and then just swing back around and just knock this like head really hard and
then he's gonna hit real low and just scream the word knees nonsense. Yeah,
and you just you you create a clean wound straight through the base of
this priest, almost like slicing him in half with a baseball bat. Um,
dumb, he to two pieces. You killed this letter age. You've
killed all the priests so far, You've killed you guys have killed two priests
and a bartender. There's a joke here. We just don't know. We
have to figure it out, but we can't. After we kill the giant
state, we'll figure out a bartender one and run into it walk into an
altar with a group of adventures. Um anyway, okay, okay, okay.
So that is your turn of the shock unless you're going to do anything
else. You use your vota section and your actions. I guess you can
move, but I am going to you promote if you move. Yeah,
yeah, I'm not gonna move all like being in the corner with an it
Maria next to U's ton um, and he is going to swing at you
again for the third time with his scimitar, and he sucks and he misses.
He misses. I do a poster pie, you can do your postfy
go ahead, all right? So do I just click it? Or just
an attack? Yeah? Just an attack? Um? Then I'm gonna go
ahead and moneyball attack. You critically fail, all right, I'm gonna blame
that on my bond knee. I twisted my knee and then I awkwardly,
I'm like, ah, you see, I got a knee problem. It's
if you want to blame it on your bunley, I will let you blame
it on your bum knee. That lets you instead of taking damage, just
full probe. Got okay. So so he swings at you you like you
do like a crouching attack to try and swing back, but you crouch too
fast and your knee gives out and he fall over. I'm just going on
the ground clutching your knee. Anthony. The two warriors they the stairs are
single file, so one is in front of the other, so only one
can get an attack. When you're Anthony, you have to take him on
one at a time. One, that's fine, I'll hold up my repulsion
show. Okay, don't even hit. He doesn't even hit. So he
swings his blade and it hits against your armor. It doesn't take damage what
I'd be able to use my because he's if he's swinging at me, this
pushes people back, but he has to hit me first. Yeah, he's
immediately after being hit by a Meli attack to and push the Yeah, but
it's a shield. So I'm like, I'm holding it up. Can't I
just hit that and it just gets pushed back like fifteen feet and falls on
his ass. I'm saying you, I don't think you've been hit by menic
attack. I would have been hit by a mel attack too, right,
yeah, okay, shoot, well, okay, okay. Here's the thing
about the repulsion shield, because it's just it's just the weird thing about armor
class because like, if you're a rogue, an armor class is an attack
that's missing you. But if you're like a paladin, an armor class is
an attack that you're blocking. Right. Yeah, So I'm holding up the
shield that's like points that's blocking the That's the whole point of a fucking shield.
It's hit. I don't know, like rules has written says that you
have to actually be taking damage for this to have the thing. But I
feel like you've blocked the attack by him missing armor class. So I'm going
to say rules is intended. I'm gonna say, yes, you can blast
them back. Okay, that's uses my reaction too. And so he gets
hit fifteen feet and slams into the other one and also get four down the
stairs and they yeah, okay, so the the the nucky here comes up
with his scimitar, you block it with your fucking Captain America shield repulses him
back, and they both topple down the stairs. And I will say that
because they collided, they'll both take a D six damage, which is not
a lot, but it's a little bit. So they're both take three damages
they get to the bottom of the stairs. But I have time for you
guys right now. Bone Slaw is going to do his death save to make
sure that he can survive on there's two successes. You are Cody, Cody's
back. My food just arrived. One second, all right, Cody,
get your food because you are food. Yeah, he's inside of a stomach.
He's continuing to roll down the long sneaks. I'd say it's being fully
digested. Oh god, it's so oh god, he is so tight in
there, and they slowly. I used this opportunity to clarify a little feather
thing. Yes, and someone without the HeLa feat using a medicine check with
stabilize. But what I was doing was I was rolling for her to learn
the HeLa feet. She's got it now. Now she's learned the HeLa feet.
Damn, she's like a she's like a real easy character. Yeah,
she's picking up the hero of this tail. Yeah. Okay, important question
for you, Rustige DM. Yes, would you consider the inside of the
snake's belly to be underwater? I guess he'll keep sick. Let's go.
You're gonna transform into like an octopus or something. No, I am no,
okay. Would you consider the underwater I guess if you go into the
acid part, yeah, you're taking it. Take seventeen damage straight off.
It's acid, which is technically water. Yeah, fuck it. I think
that's fun. So yes, the different team damage right, yes, yeah,
yep, yep, eel team six yep. Let's go a gang all
right? Uh, why you're gonna conjure animals inside the eel. It's snake.
You're doing Eel Team six inside of her to get me out of this.
You're gonna create Eel Team six inside of the snake. Now here's the
issue. Okay, they might just die only have one turn to get me
out of here, because but they'll just take damage on the start of their
turn right where they take damage if they go in the essad at all?
Shit, No, it's when they might not die right away though. Yeah,
come in an elk or something with horns and points. It take damage
on the start of the snake's turn, not your turn, so you're not
you don't take the seventeen damage yet take the damage back. It's it's on
the start of the snake's turn that you take the damage. The snake goes
like it starts like digesting you more. Don't they conjure animals work on your
initiative? Right? It says that you're roll initiative for them. Okay,
now rule them cool? Yeah, if they roll above a seven, I
think I will say yes. If they roll above a seven, which is
the snake God's initiative, I will let them go now, Okay, because
it feels weird that they would be, you know, just so if they
roll above a seven, I'll let them go. Now they roll below a
seven, you or some of them, and they will immediately die to the
acid. Okay, so you're getting six eels. You've created six eels inside
of the snake. God, it's just it's four eels? Is it four?
I thought it was six? I thought the whole point is there's all
the four of them. What what are we calling the team six because it's
a good punkah like teams? Okay, that makes sense, that's silly,
Daniel. Well it could be called like the fantastic Okay, okay, so
they go, now they go, Now, Okay, they're not dead,
got wheel Team six? All right, I need, I need. Does
anyone remember the names of heel teams six? Somebody? Probably the wiki on
the wiki Arniel Ela and the Elector Clash it's pronounced oh yeah because yeah.
So all right, well yeah, so those four are gonna get summoned into
the stomach acid of this of this snake, and they just they're just gonna
stop looking like when it gets to their turn, they're just gonna stop buying
what sort of eels? Are they Wait, I don't know what that giant
the giant eels. Okay, wait, they're huge. She doesn't have this
much space. Okay, that she pukes, she's okay, I'm kind of
trying to get her to either vomit or that's that's a very good you know,
I want to say. I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this
for you. Right now, you're summoning four huge eels inside of her stomach.
She will do a constitution saving throw right now. Okay, she succeeds.
Okay, she succeeds. You got she's keeping you in there. But
the eels are like bulging at the edge of the stomach, Like, all
right, do the attacks the eels. Do you have the sheet for him?
Yeah, well I don't have the sheet, but I have the I
have their status. And then all four of the eels are going to start
biting the inside of the snake. But you you got five huge eels in
her tummy. Do the damage roles, do the attack roles. I feel
like a creature's internal airc has to be lower than its external as right.
I also feel like you can't miss your inside of them. I feel like
you could you just wore like, yeah, it makes really rules. Yeah
yeah, So I'm looking at the swallow thing here, Cody, You're a
genius. They can only have one creatures swallowed at a time. So the
moment you summon these four eels, she is going to vomit up all of
them but one, which will she'll vomit on her turn though, right,
I think so, yeah, then I'm getting those bites, yeah yeah,
get those bites and get those bites in. All right, each of these
guys is going to do two D ten plus two. Yes, I'm gonna
say they all hit because they're inside of her, and I think I rolled
that in one pcdn D, so I'm going to be consistent. You hit
her with all of these, it comes eight D ten plus eight eight ten
plus eight damaged sixty two damage from inside of the eel. Jesus. Yeah,
And actually that means she has to still do a con which she fails
anyway. So actually there's one happens. You summon four eels inside of the
snake. You'll start fucking nibbling away at her insides. She then vomits all
of the eels out, like one at a time, splaying them out onto
the ground. All of you have now been vomited out, and you know,
on the ground, and she's writhing in pain, a solid sixty two
damage. Dude, you're like the worst person to swallow. Yeah, seriously,
you don't want to swallow Cody. Next time she's gonna be she might
as well have swallowed Norman. Yeah, eel team six hype as they I'd
let her swallow me anytime. Can they can they breathe on land? They
can only breathe water, which is to make sure they were under water when
they were inside of her. Okay, sick, Well, they all get
spewed out and they're gonna suffocate in the in the after saving your life,
that's fine. It takes them a few turns to suffoca. Okay, so
they'll dive but slowly. Yeah, they'll suffer. They'll suffer good, right,
Um? Okay, when I get spewed out then um yeah right.
I didn't transform in there because she was going to vomit me. So I'm
going to transform once I land. Oh will I might not because I kind
of want to be able to cast a killing spell. Yeah, but god
damn it, I am a target right now. You are. But Norman's
up, then he's next. Yeah, I'm pretty sure eels could have They
could breathe outside of water for a little while. They don't die right away.
I am going to can I move without provoking opportunity tech. You've been
spit far enough that I'd let you do that. Yeah, eels can survive
for days out of water. They're fine. Yeah, not the D and
D eel. These are sea eels. They can only breathe underwater. They
have sea eels. Yeah, I'm going to back up a little bit.
Oh my god, bricks found if I bound sneak it's not even it's not
even a sexy snake, all right, it's a little sexy. It's a
little set. The snake is a little sexy, is a very it's a
little bit idea deep bingoes. Okay, you got you got splewed out,
spludged out. The best is to do here because like Norman is one shot.
Yeah, Anthony's probably one shot. Mon slaws downs, Arena's dead little
feathers like in the firing range. The shark is the only one that's kind
of safe from the big one right now. But he's surrounded by bad guys.
I'm like, what do I do here? You could see that the
snake looks very wounded from internal injuries. I'll just I'll just try and taunt
the snake as best I can. I'm going to shout with it like,
yeah, did that hurt? Right? Are you from Tennessee? Did it
hurt? Have a very important question? And Norman here, Cody, Yeah,
Cody's out. Yeah, I've been Yeah, he's been spit out.
Norman, Hell, yeah, yeah, So Cody and Eel Team six have
been spewed out of the guts of the snake, splattered on the ground.
Normal, I'm turning in it with care. But Cody just turns into a
cave. Bet Norman, you are up and ready. I literally like,
oh, thank you, thank you a little feather. Um it is okay.
I have learned the HeLa feat now and he taught me. He gave
me hand signs, he taught me in sign language. Shit's doctor. Now,
I'm now look at me. That's awesome. That's awesome. Today is
not my day? Man? All right, fuck this bitch boom fireball Okay,
I mean, aybe it's the back wall so it doesn't hit us.
Yeah, but it will hit the wall. Wait. Wait, couldn't you
aim for this thing's face? I feel like that, which I'm just scared
to like aim a bumpy and then fire falls on all of us and like
bombs law who's already down the snakes the best idea, it's just also hit
the wall behind her. Yes, they're old reliable fireball, Go ahead,
and I don't really have to roll it, right, you have to do
a saving thing. You're gonna do eighty six damage and we'll do the saving
throw for the Oh I do it first. Okay, Yeah, why does
the dice on this fucking thing not go past six? So wow? And
I got to do my own work. I never know with our slash or
slash slash, it's always slash. Why do we use the dice? Um?
I think she fails with eleven? That's that's shit fiable. But just
a lot of ones and twos on that fireball still, that's still something.
Yeah. I mean, you've just come out of being unconscious. You throw
out a fireball, it explodes behind the giant snake monster twenty points of damage
because she cannot get out of the way of that, scorching her body.
Um, holy shit, Okay, what would she need to save whatever your
spell safetyc is, which is definitely higher than eleven. Hell yeah, take
that, you stupid sneak. I never thought I would say that. The
wall behind the snake gets a brunt of that damage as well as well and
starts to crumble away. Um you see you see bits of stone slab falling
down, Um, behind and around her? Is that the whole? Are
you going to move it to a Norman? No, I'm just fucking a
snake for okay. Yeah. Question what about these two knock ot Her warriors
over here? Have they just not been doing anything? Anthony? Yeah,
Anthony knocked them down the stairs. They've been attacking Anthony. Can I back
up without getting Hey you're not right next to said the snake? Oh?
Hell yeah? Can I run and like hot way, I have thirty feet
a movement, right, yeah, cayroll athletics to try to jump down like
yeah, go ahead, Yeah, I'm gonna jump down next to the shark.
Yeah yeah, okay the shark. You're gonna get a backup ally with
Norman jumping down taking cover? Yeah yeah, all right, you jumped down.
Hell yeah, yeah, I'm gonna try to like put myself over here
in this little corner. All right, Cody, Um, does it come
went after me? I think it may be. I think I think it's
not looking good for Cody. You were a lot more extra health because of
the cave bear right, how much health does it have? A like forty
two or some Okay, well you're not terrible. Okay. So everyone else
is like out of the range of this now because they've all like moved to
the side or they take it cover. But I did roll a five on
that D six, and that does mean that the snake Goddess is going to
go. Cody, I think you're the only one getting hit by this.
Um. Oh, well there's all of the there's Eel Team six in the
Team six as well, we'll be hit by this. And actually I'm conscious
Bones Store would take two death says from this um just by default. So
the giant snake Goddess is going to breathe lightning again because it recharged. Uh
and that's not good. That is not good for you. Um. So
I need Cody and the entirety of Eel Team six to do dexterity saving flowers.
Just so you know, our cambet has zerodex. That's cool, cool
or it's gonna take fifty seven Eel Team six, even if Heel Team six
ticks half as they die. So okay, okay, okay, okay,
I got an eleven. Yeah, you also failed. So the giant snake
leans over after vomiting you all out. You hear the spark in their throat
to go again. They're angry, and lightning breaths spews out of her mouth,
targeted directly on you and Eel Team six, and the entirety of Eel
teed six get fried, eat and cooked and grilled, and it smells amazing.
The tasty whaff of their dead lifeless bodies rise into the skies and you
get zapped for fifty seven damage, which I think takes you right out of
bear form, but you're still standing. But you're still standing. M I
tank that ship. Yeah, Bone Slaw went on and nobody was able to
pick him up in time or get him out of the way or anything.
So the lightning breath spews fourth it fries Eel Team six Cody. You survive,
but Bone Slaw's body gets shocked and burnt to a crisp and he is
also everybody's tired. On the bright side, chat if they didn't pick me
up. That would have killed me. That would have also killed Norman.
Yeah, higher than my Yeah. So yeah, So both Zarena and bone
Slaw die. So we have to have the tragic backstory for Boneslaw. In
this moment, you get a flashback to Boneeslaw and his father arm wrestling together.
They you know, his father taught him how to arm wrestle, and
then one day his father was brutally murdered before his eyes and in his final
words, he said, son, I want you to become the best arm
wrestler in the world. Make me proud, and his Boneslaw was like,
yes, father, I will. And he went and he competed all across
the country, everywhere he could. He beat everyone he could at arm wrestling,
and he finally thought he might be able to to go one step beyond
an arm wrestler giant snake, and then he died. So that's all good,
but I want one caveat Bone Slaw's dad was murdered by a kickboxer.
His only weakness his leg Yeah, by legs, use his legs. Yeah,
there you go. From that day he will blow his art. He
has a chicken leg day. From that point, God pull bones stare.
Okay, Anthony Shalton, all right, I'm gonna move up like this way
and then I'm like move up here and then over here to attack it,
because then I can sit back over there like in this weird elsh. I'm
moving like a night in chess. Okay, I'm gonna bust out just my
thunder gauntlets again, lightning fist, that's all I got. Damn it,
that hits all right. At least I'm dealing damage eleven thunder damage. That's
the better one of those I got. Okay. I've also looked up the
rule myself now and it says massive damage if they're unconscious. Massive damage can
still hour kill the characters. The damage should still be rolled if it equals
exceeds the x HP. So post or does die. You thunder gauntlet and
you hit the snake, yep, you keep it fucking bashing the snake which
you trying to pumble it pum and then up and then I'm using my boots
to sit back over here. And that's it, all right. So it's
getting really it's weak, right, yeah, it's getting bloodied and beaten,
and the blood and the the you could little sparks of lightning and fire emanating
off her body. Um, you and for the eyes and for the eyes
it did. The rogues do grow before, little Feather. They're just not
on the turn here because they're invisible. The shark. There is a rogue
next to you. He still thinks he stealthed, but he is not,
so he doesn't get any of his like sneak attack bonuses on you. But
he is still going to attack you like he can. Um. So he
is going to try and stamp you with a dagger. Do it, pussy?
Oh he did you? He crits you and you're like, that's not
sneak attack. He just does the He does ten damage as he fucking gets
you in the shoulder blade he reaches out. Now it's a little feather.
Little Feather is was by when Norman is so she's on the ground again.
Um. And she looks over to a Cody who is not at the handle
anymore, because Gody, what should I do? We need to kill the
snake. Okay, is bones slower? Right? He'll yeah, he'll be
fine. Cut to him just like a small dering ash file like, yeah,
he'll be fine. Little Feather pulls out her bow. She fires off
two shots. Yeah, one of the critically fails and one of the critically
hits. Uh okay, okay, So the critical fail and the critical hit,
um, they did almost almost the same damage, but ten. So
the critical fail. She's going to fire off the short bow and in the
direction. The only thing that's in the direction is the like already crumbling wall
behind so little feathers. Arrow is going to fly through and like break some
of the structure of the temple, and you can see more rocks starting to
fall around the dragon. The dragon that says like snake yeah, and falling
down rocks and now hitting the ground. Her second arrow strikes true right in
the forehead of the snake. Goddess doesn't kill her, but gets a very
close the shark. It is now your turn. There are doing there's the
shark. You are by a warrior and a rogue. Um. You have
no idea what's happening behind you. To be fair, you are just in
your own fight exactly. So I'm just going to keep focusing on killing,
and I'm trying to get the highest kill count of this fight. Yea just
got two, you know, two and a half, because that guy's really
about to die. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I'm not going to
do it describer attack because that's just that's not one. Yeah, you your
attacking the warrior. Yeah yeah, those are both fit eleven ten that twenty
one. That does finish them off. How do you beat the shit out
of kill him? I'm gonna take my bat and I'm actually gonna use it
like a stabbing weapon. And because he's already wounded, I'm just gonna start
stabbing like his chest with the bat and I just make you wound bigger.
Yeah, exactly, getting into it, that into his wound, right,
that kills him. You do have your third attack, your offhand bat attack.
Yeah, and there is the rogue next to you. So for that,
could I actually do the commanding the commander's strike? Um? I don't
think so, because you're using a bonus action. It's grown to you your
bonus action to be able to do an extra attack with the with the two
weapon. M rogue doesn't look like it's looking at Norman, all right,
No, no, the rogue. Norman is crouched in the corner ratting and
no one will find me here. Yea, the rogue has stabbed you twice.
Okay, then yeah, well I was gonna try and do maybe a
goading attack to make sure he doesn't attack Norman because Norman so weak right now.
Yeah, but I'm just gonna do a baseball bat that you hit him.
Okay, you smack him, you take out a good chunk of his
teeth. Um, but he is he is still up. Do they have
to mean two teeth his fangs, good chunk of his fangs. No,
they have a full thirty two teeth. They have like human mouths, like
human teeth. They just have the fangs, of course they do. Um.
Yeah, you knock out his two fangs. He says something you could
translate as you could see be um if you could understand his language. But
we'll have subtitles for the movie version of this. Yeah, um, okay,
respond back what you're just making a face. No, I'm going oh
okay, it just didn't pick up. He did. This did not pick
up. So for me, you were just like, I'm just gonna respond
bank and just like a small smile. Do you just give him a tiny
little grin? Yeah? It is the two warriors that were pursuing Anthony.
They got knocked down, so they get back up again. Um. Because
you're never gonna keep them down. And they walk up the stairs and now
they're next the little feather. Um, oh no, and it's time for
little feather busses to snake people. She could do it, she could take
care of it, you think so, I think so. Yeah, she
still got this, dude, or she dies here, I don't know,
so, uh do pin where? How much help does at father? She
has? More? She has she has like twenty something. Oh yeah,
that's reassuring. You might get knocked out here, but probably not dead.
They both hit. Oh my god, I don't know what it is with
this, Like roar twenty is broken. They both hit and they do not
knock her, knock her on conscious, but they do slice into her gashi
into her blue feathery skin. Um bones, law is dead, Cody,
it's your turn. So I've got I've got two things going on right here
right now. The snake God looks really wounded, and I'm like, I
might be able to finish this off. But to my left, Little Feather
is getting snake bros Her. Cody thinks though that these snack guys are under
the mind control of the goddess and if we take her out, they might
lay down their arms, or at least they can be reasoned with. So
he's going to go for the big one. Okay, Okay, okay,
what are you gonna do. I'm going to there's a snack. God doesn't
happen to have any metal on it, does it? No? I thought
of that. I thought of that already. It's like the fucking I don't
want to have a lot of like damage spells. Yeah, no metal,
just skid, just snake. Yeah. And you mostly just have like healing
and like boon spells and like revive spells and stuff like that. You don't
really have much damage. Yeah. I'm going to wither and bloom again at
fourth level yeah okay, um, and I'm going to cast it in a
way that they the balloon part of it that lets someone heal. Okay,
I'm gonna I'm gonna use that on myself. Okay, I'm close enough to
it. Yeah, I'm like the only one that's like next to the snack
right now. Yeah. So it's gonna have to do a constitution saving throat
or take forty six a croak. Yeah. Uh concept, this thing doesn't
have great saving thirst. Yeah, I've noticed because it's just now does that
succeed okay, succeeds in DC. Yeah, so it takes up seven you
drain seven health from it though, right, Yeah? And then I'm going
to heal myself for I can I can use when spend a hit die again
hit points. Okay? Is that your Is that your turn? Probably?
I don't think I have any bonus sections that aren't wild ship and ever no
wild ships? Now all right, Norman the not God looks she's on single
did your HP? Okay? And it is your turn? And did to
know? And after your turn it's her turn. So if you do not
kill her now, okay, I know what I'm gonna do. Fuck,
Okay, this is the moment. This is it's the moment I've been born
for. Fuck this snake. I'm crouched in the corner. I stand up,
put my staff on the ledge in front of me. Yeah, I'm
like, it's head glitch is gorgeous. I'll never miss. Yeah, and
then I use magic missile at the third level. That's gonna kill. That
is the best use of magic missile. I hope these aren't just a ones
though, I know right, because if they are, that's I get five
magic missiles. Each one five of the bam bam, bam bam. Three
yes, two five totals five. I didn't even know I could deal with
five. Yeah, oh yeah, I mean yes, These magic missiles are
gonna kill the snake damage. How do you want to do this? Norman?
You did it like I said. I'm just like, I'm like the
perfect I mean the perfect spot. It's rating the ratting one always works staff
on the ledge. I'm like the head glitch is gorgeous, magic missile and
just like five missiles into like its mouth is open, like it the boat
attacked us, and it's five missiles into the back of its throat. Oh
wow, penetrating through the throat. You can see these clear holes from mouth
to throat as you rip her a kia head apart, and her snake body
collapses to the ground and disintegrates into like this spiritual ash that then floats up
and in like an instant, zooms into your necklace. Norman. And then
I spin my staff and I'm like Norman to gods Layer. It's so cool.
All of the other snake people, like they blink their eyes and they
look around and they don't know what the fuck is going on. Um,
oh they were brainwashed. I'm still gonna kill the guy in front of me
unless someone stops me. True to body is just gonna shout stop fighting.
Yeah, that's not enough. The two snake warriors snakes the feather who are
the ones that are closest. And they look round and they see the dead
bartender on the floor, and then they look up and they they he's the
only one that works. Is like translation for you. Oh gosh. And
they're still they're confused, but they're a little angry. They're not attacking yet,
but they where they have their weapons raised. There's only three guys remaining,
two warriors, one rogue Trobity turned into a snake, so we could
talk to them. Um, if we're not like in combat immediately. Yeah,
yeah, I have I have an option. What's your option? I
can cast revivify once. Yes, And there are three people here who have
died within the last minute that you have three choices or literally one were elexecuted
enough that or Scott they're not completely fucked Okay, they were a whole when
they died. One's burned up, the other two were electrified. Yeah,
you have three options, bone slaw Zerina or the bartender guys. I like,
I like turn to everyone. I'm like, Okay, we don't need
to fight anymore. I can I can bring one of these guys back to
life. But we have to make a decision fast. You've got all of
their emotional backstories. Yeah, listen, here's the thing. Born Slaw had
a goal and he kind of he achieved it. Dude. He became the
best arm wrestler in the world, right, And I understand bone Slaw,
but like, I feel bad for Zerina because she'd like she was kind of
an innocent civilian in all of this, You know what I mean. I'm
saying. I'm saying I don't think Blaw. I don't think he needs to
come back. I think he did his thing. He did his thing,
he did his thing. I think I vote for Zerina. I feel bad
for her. You kill that guy, We did kill the innocent. I
just I just want to say that. In the background, as you guys
talking, Daniel Green just fucking kill was a fucking another guy. Just bashes
him in the head. He was just rolling in the background, just bashes
him in the head. The shark just not paying attention to anyone. No,
no, he's just loves he's not as close to us, and I
don't know shit loud. But even if even if Cody said the guys we
don't, we don't need to fight, Shark is still gonna kill the guy.
Also, to be fair, the warriors would not see it either.
Like yeah, so so you just hear like a splatter Norman you see him
fucking I say to the Shark, I'm like, hey, they were definitely
brainwashed. We don't need to fight anymore, yes, ok No. I
turned to Cody and I'm like, I hate to say it, but bone
Slot came here ready to fight. Zarena did not. I think I think
it's unfair, so we should definitely revive Zarna was we brought her to a
battlefield without without her knowing what she was coming in. I didn't think this
whole place, she's snake guards and ship. Oh my god, Well all
right, I mean, yeah, the factor, it's a factor. Okay,
Cody is gonna not and he runs over to Zrena and gets down on
his knees and like, there's like the two warriors in nearby, and I'm
if they see me walking over, I just have a I'm gonna like use,
I'll keep them away from you. I'll like push them back, like
don't. My wrist blade comes out and I'm just like, don't fucking try
anything, all right. So the vote is Zarena. Yeah, I'm gonna
use my last spell slot, my last third level spell slot. Yeah,
because that's the things. You just don't have enough spell slots to do more
than one. So if White hadn't cast a bunch of spells has come back,
then I wouldn't be able to revive everyone. But um, oh wait,
hold on, I have this thing spell when the creature can recover one
expended spell slot as an action, the covered spell slot can. It's an
infusion. I have it. I could just give it to Cody. Yo.
Okay, wait a minute, I'm bringing back Serena and then it's Bob.
No more choice. We had the whole which one of the three to
Oh wait, I have this ring. There you go. Sorry, I've
never really been in combat all that much. I've never run out of spell
slots. I didn't really have to use something here. There is still there
is still the moral choice. I'll be honest with you. Anthony's kind of
already forgotten about the bartender all these other people have tried to kill us,
and then Zarena died and then um Bone Slaw died, So I'm not even
really thinking about the fucking the bartender. I mean, we kind of need
the bartender to communicate with the rest of these snakes, but also Bones Slaws,
Bones Slaw. I vote Bones Slaw worst case if the snakes don't want
to bow down, and then I spit my staff. All cool wait wall
yeah, roll roll a performance for your for your your cool all stuff.
Yeah, I want to say, how cool this is what am my performance?
Yea performance sucks? Yeah, sixteen is pretty good. Actually completely it
is very cool. So it's very So he throws you the ring and you
recover that spouse slat and yes, I guess that means you're able to pick
up both Zarena and both Yeah, that's who I'm bringing back and bringing back
Zarena, Bon Slaw and the poor bartenders gone. But we and you know
what, Cody, keep that ring. I think you'll need it more than
I will. Okay, oh, thank you, it's okay. You bring
up the the the two knacker here warriors. Notice you pick up bones Slow
and Zerina and look at you expectantly looking at the bartender's body, like and
they're pointing at the bartender's body and like making noises. Oh oh wait,
I don't. I can only do it two times. I'm like, I'm
out, I don't and they raise their source towards Cody um adition. I
mean, there's no reason why they would not attack you in this moment.
I don't have minor illusion. I was going to use that to like make
a fake bartender're like, ah, he's back, all right, Well they're
attacking, then I'll just but will shark. I guess you could go wild
m can once once. I've like brought back Zerena, though, and I
want to I want to like pull her away from whoever seems like a threat.
Yeah, well the two they're right, because the two warriors. Yeah,
yeah, exactly, like when when I revived her, I want I
wanted like make sure they're gonna be both Zarna and bones Slow are going to
be next to each other. They're like days and they open their eyes.
Zorena said says, I saw death. I saw the other side I saw.
I'm so sorry. I wish I had my journel with me. I
could have taken so many notes. Let me write down as much as I
can remember. She starts fucking flipping through a page and death. What is
it like? Right, It's nothing. It's a void. There's nothing beyond
um um. Bone slows, just laying there, looking up at the sky.
Eyes open, father, It will make you proud. Steal and the
warriors put out their swords. Anthony, just on this initiative, order your
first Okay, it was two U two warriors in front of me. All
right, well, the guy in front of me, I have a sword
blade. I'm gonna slash him with that and then punch him in the face
with my naked fist. All right, here we go. Wrist blade twelve,
no thunder gauntlets seven thunder damage. Boom you you fucking boom him in
the face. Blood's dripping down his face. It's now a little feathers turn.
They they are looking away from her since she can fly up, because
I want to attack as a target that you can see as she aims down
her crossbow and she's gonna fucking fire into the one that you just punched.
Oh yeah, damn straight, the arrows fly off. What are them hits?
During a broken out of damage nine damage into the back of his warrior.
Holy shit, this warrior is so weak. Um, it's no.
Serena's done first total combat. She herself. She could heal herself. Um
do you want her to attack? No? Okay, Um, well she
doesn't have any spells to heal herself. So she just she short rests.
She pulls out something she has, provisions and supply. She just eats,
like a can of beans. Serena uses short rest and she just like starts
eating. Okay, the shark, you're up. I have an additional move.
I think I can run faster or even though I have a bum knee
for some fun reason. You can climb up. Yeah, you could just
climb up, just lift yourself up. I just need an athletics from you.
Athletics good, Yeah, you're amazing. Twenty seven. I do a
front flip. You land next to the two warriors. One's full health,
ones bloodied. What do you do? Go for the bloodied one first?
So one attack on the body that hits sixteen just hits. That kills that
one, So how do you kill him down? The next two one?
The other guy. One of them hits the other one doesn't eight damage.
So how do you kill the first guy? Can I hurl my bat at
him, pick it up and then hit it the next guy? Yeah?
You, as you launch over the wall, you throw your bath at one
fucking blast open his hand. He falls back into the ground. You then
pick it up as it's like spinning in mid air, and you smack the
other one in the face, and that one's bloodied. It is now then,
turns. I was just gonna say, I have no idea where that
came from. You're young and spry. Again. This last one sees you.
You're the immediate threat, so he's going to attack you. Um,
the shark, the short the sword comes down, scimitar, It critically hits
the ship. This is this is the battle race. This is the battle
of this one guy, the final warrior. He was actually you take fourteen
damage the shark as he slices into you. Um, it is now bone
Slaw's turn. He's still lying down. I don't think he's going to get
up. Cody your turn. Yeah, no, that's fair. This one
fucking warrior is going all out. He's he's avenging his fallen brethren, his
best friend, the bartender, his god that's been destroyed. He cut a
huge gash into the shark. You see this fire and fury in his eyes.
He says something, He does a prayer. He's ready, can I
I'm just gonna try and ice NiFe him. Yeah, you can nice snipe,
all right, he's got to do that, say fright. No,
it's a roll to hit. Oh that was the role to hit? Yeah,
hit then so the ice NiFe come to it. He fucking barries the
ice knife and slashes it to one side. Yeah, but hit or miss?
The shot explodes. Shot explodes on his blade and does two D six
damage. Right, what did you say? Now he has to do a
next saving throw? He takes two D six damage. Okay, okay,
okay, he does his dick save this warrior man. He's going to be
the one he or not. He fails. He takes a two D six
that takes six damage. He's I mean, he's not out yet, but
he is very much wounded. Norman. While what you look at this or
in a similar situation, Norman walks alent the open with confidence, put the
staff behind his neck, turns around. Magic missile magic, missile magic.
I'll use it to the second levels like at four shots. Dang full magic
missiles fly off in succession, and I'm just like trick shot in there,
like a spin through the legs. No, man, I think I figured
out that. You figured out the perfect way to fight. Now, just
always use magic missiles. Damage is thirteen is enough to kill this warrior.
So if you blast holes into this snake warrior, he never he didn't see
it coming, and his body collapses to the ground. And then I just
blow up the end of my staff. And Norman, you feel a rumbling
coming from your necklace. As you look down at it, you see another
vision and now you're in that same throne room again, but you're the one
that's sitting on the throne, and and the snake Goddess, the wizard goddess
is is there, but she looks wounded and she's um. She's on the
ground before you. She looks up at you with scorn and hisses and well,
how the turntables and then we'll do it. To be continued. No,
no, whoa yeah, oh my god, that was a good one.