The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Now I can say it's Friday.
I made that mistake of saying it yesterday. It was not, in
fact Friday yesterday. Happy Friday, the JV Show. I'm Selenam, I'm
jas Man Chini. Have your chance to win some crazy cash on stand by.
But the first order of business, the first talk pack talk back of
the day. Good morning, JV fam, This is Terry calling from Vermilion,
Ohio. Just wanted to wish you happy Friday and i'lle you have a
wonderful day. Bye, Terry. What's up? Terry? What's up?
And I just checked you guys. We are the number one show in Vermilion,
Ohio. Is you the Vermillionaire? She's a yeah, she's writing dirty
listening to Vermillionaire right now. We are the number one JV show. Is
the number one show and Vermilion, OHI thank you, thank you so much,
thank you for that second talk back of the day. Sure yo yo
yo, what up? You know who it is? Spurn Dog Guys.
I just want to tell you, guys, good morning. I want to
make sure nobody left you hanging for the first talk back for the day.
And uh, I just want to say yay, yay, yay Yriday baby,
heyday. All right, now I'm gonna go getting smashed. Now,
I'm gonna go get smashed right now. Well, fer and dogs from Fresno,
they do things differently. Answer, It's like a whole other world there.
Once the clock strikes midnight, you know, on Thursday night into Friday
morning. Now it's officially Friday, you can go get smashed. I love
that for them. So he's gonna go get back and smashed right now.
Something we do every Friday. Cheatyes, tweets a buddy cheaty. She tweets
a lot, like NonStop. Sometimes Graham has to make her for content for
the show, but it's okay. She still gets it done. For Friday
mornings, Graham does a dramatic reading, what I got for my therapist today.
Get my nails done because I deserve it self love, Yes, Sleigh,
self love queen. Are they slender? Oh they're like a little small.
Okay, I mean they're done. They're done, having got my nails
in like months. Good for you. So this is what you talk about
in your I mean I know this is like you know, patient to doctor
confidential and whatever. Hippolos or something. So you just sit there like I'm
thinking about getting my nails done, and then your therapist is like, you
know what you do hashtag self love. It was kind of like that she
was going through, like, you know, self care is very important for
your mental health, so don't feel guilty about certain things. So if you
want to get your nails and go get it done, He's like, you
know what, after this session, I'm going to go get my nails done,
and I did good for you. I love guilt about it. Maybe
you should meet with a financial advisor afterwards too. This will be good for
my mental health. Yeah, is your therapist is going to be green lighting
all kinds of stuff. You should go on a shopping spreet target, I
should take that trip to Jamaica hashtag self love, book that trip. Do
it. Yeah, it might be in debt, but I got a finance
guy. I'm sleeping in a hotel and the people above us are having a
time of their life. It just kept going, wait, what do you
mean, Like like you heard like a lot of knocking, noise, a
lot of action. Whoa, it was a lot and actually wasn't above us.
It was like right next to us. Oh, like the shared wall.
Oh my god, you just heard you just your bed was moving,
like your bed wasn't rocking. Not mine, it wasn't for me. But
it was like so close to each other that you could just feel it and
feeling the rations coming through the wall. Gross, what do you mean?
What do you think happens? That's the thing anytime you lay down on a
hotel bed and you're just like, ah, this nice clean space. No,
it's not because somebody was smashing on there less than twenty four hours ago.
But it's different sitting there and like feeling them do it. And you
just got there and was like, oh, this relaxing movement. No,
I was like, can you guys like please, just because it just kept
going like I thought they were going to stop, and they did and they
just kept going again. Was the I was really showing off? Like,
what's the secret? Talk to that guy? Did you pound on the wall?
I did? I tried to, but it didn't work. Oh,
pounding on your side wasn't enough? Yeah, did you try to? Did
you pound your never mind? My gosh, oh my gosh, oh my,
oh my gosh, oh my god, oh my gosh. Are you
the type of people. Let's go around the room. Are these type of
people? Somebody in the hotel room next to you, above you is making
noise or stomping around. Are you banging on the wall or yelling and saying
something as Selena no jes nope yo. But I look it was like two
am. I was just saying, like, hell, they have to bang
to make that noise. You wanted to think you were, Oh my gosh,
oh my gosh, oh my gosh. I think I've I've probably pounded
on a wall before. I don't think I've ever yelled anything like keepe it
down over there, saying that I'm probably pounding on wall. I feel like
something you do. Kids are screaming at like two am, like what are
they doing up? Go to bed? The I R S people are rude.
That's the worst. What were you? How much do you July?
What do you do? What's the I R S dealing? So I feel
like, just like other many other people, I waited till the last minute
to submit my my tax form. Your taxes were due like a couple of
months ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I did that and it's
been months since I haven't gotten my refund check. So I've been calling them,
trying to call them. There's like it's so hard to get a hold
of them. And then once I did, this girl is just like being
so rude to me and then kind of like just chanser me somewhere else and
then just hung up. So I was over right, cannot stand dealing with
them. They're they're annoying. Like, I get it, your job's annoying
and you have to deal with a lot of people that are probably rude to
you. So I understand it's a difficult job. But d m V I
r S people just so miserable at work. Those are two biggest group of
listeners. You guys are just offended, both of them. I applaud everyone
that works at the DMV and the I r S. Thank you were the
number one show amongst IR students, number one amongst I r S agents.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, be right. Let's do one more second guessing
my life decisions? Which ones? Yeah? Which one? Oh? Whoa?
I think that was when I was Oh no, I think I was
when I was drunk. You do show some life decisions with yourself. I
can't remember. I'm pretty sure I drunk tweeted that so I might have done
something. I don't know. Was it about a relationship. I don't think.
I don't know. It could have been. Were you just like drunk?
Oh my gosh, maybe I don't know that one. Was it about
this job? No, it wasn't about this job. I feel like sometimes
when I'm drunk, I get clarity on life decisions like it it like almost
uninhibits your gut from telling you, like this is no, that's the thing,
yeah should be doing. It makes me feel like everything I did I
was justified, Like even bad stuff I really yeah, not bad things that
I've done, with bad decisions I've made, But you know he deserved that
or she deserved that. I react accordingly. I should have acted like that.
I can see that, all right. The JV Show on Wild ninety
four nine, Good Morning JV Show, Happy Friday. So your boy Frankie
the Lion from Selina to Sacramento, just wanting to wish the beautiful miss Ja
very happy birthday. And now I'm gonna turn it over to these two.
Happy birthday, miss Andja from Legacy and we hope you have a very good
birthday. And who give up there and Frankie Selena's Sacramento. But what's up?
You know up? That's so yesterday I actually went to the doctor,
which I don't go if I don't absolutely have to, like if I'm pregnant
or something. You're not pregnant, are you? No? And I had
posted a video of the at the doctrine. People were like, for those
who don't know, my man got as little a sectonmy okay, look as
much as I was as much as I would love another maternity vacation, and
thank you Graham. Maybe it'll happen. I hope it does. Let's all
manifest that. No it's not. But no, that's not the case.
Now. I went because I've had this dry throat slash cough slash wheezy situation
for like three weeks now, and so yesterday I go in and all they
really did was like stick a swab all the way down my throat to test
if there was like a viral infection or something. By the way, that
thing was very uncomfortable. My man thought it was hilarious. So there's something
down your throat and he's like recording me, like what are you doing?
I'm over here dying. It's like impossible not to cough after that thing coffee.
I was like crying, like tears down my face. I'm like,
please just leave me alone. But I was so embarrassed. They were taking
my vitals and they couldn't put like a little I think it's an oxygen monitor
that they put on your finger tip. I think it's I think it monitors
your oxygen levels. They couldn't get it on my finger because my nails are
so long that they had to put it on my toe. Does it work
the same on your big toe? They put it on my second to big
toe. Really interesting. So that's the video that I posted on my stories.
I'm like, this is so weird, and they're like, yeah,
this is what you know. There's a few patients. This is what we
have to do because their finger nails were too long. And not that I'm
first of all, feet just just gross me out, and not that I'm
like dirty or anything, but I did not see them wipe it down or
clean it afterwards. I to think that like other like if other people have
their toes on that and when you go to the doctor, they're just putting
it on your hands. Were you straight out of a sweaty right into that
too. No, what were you What kind of footwear were you wearing?
I don't trust you. It was my slice. I went right after work
yesterday. Okay, just you know, I didn't go run five miles and
then go either way. Gross? Still gross? I know. Why can't
they just put it on your finger sideways? Like, if we can't attack
this thing head on, let's put it on sideways. It's still touching the
same part of your finger. Did the doctor whoever you spoke with yesterday was
like, uh, yeah, everybody in the Bay area had this at one
point this year. Did they just kind of like dismiss you, Like,
yeah, we get it, because there was for a while there everybody had
this lingering cough thing that was going to everybody in the Bay area. Everybody
listening had that at some point this year where it just wouldn't go away for
weeks. Uh. They didn't say that they couldn't confirm that it was like
COVID or whatever because I never took a test, so they had to like,
you know, the acting that maybe it could be, but we're going
to test for other things anyways. Also, if it was just a cough,
I wouldn't have gone. But it's it's the wheezing thing like I've been,
except last night was the first night I didn't. But before that,
I'm waking up in the middle of the night not able to breathe, and
I'm having to use my kids like asthma medication. So that's what scares me.
Like I don't want to get too deep into this, but I mean,
my daughter's my oldest daughter's dad passed away from a respiratory thing and not
being able to breathe. So this is happening. I'm like, oh my
god, oh my god, Like I don't want I know it's a little
extreme, but I didn't want that to be like the end result of course,
what I mean. So that's all that's going through my mind. So
I went to go get checked out. So anyway, it's got more medication.
I'm good and I feel bad for whoever rescues. Often your next bit
on my toe? All right, enough of that, honest. It's all
the stuff you need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows,
and the most talked about stories happening today and trending. Is sponsored by vncinis,
vis the Vancinie Sleepworld and save on cooling mattresses. And accessories or visit
sleepworld dot com. So we're seeing a spike in ingrid Antresses music. Of
course, Now if I would have heard that name last week, I'd be
like, who the heck is that? If you still don't know, she
is the young woman, the singer who sang the national anthem at the home
run derby this week and it was awful that liked it on me. Now
it's a different take. It's a fresh new take on it. So people
over at SoundCloud they say her songs have gone up around fifty percent since her
performance. They're in Texas on Monday, specifically her twenty nineteen song more Hearts
than Mine. They say that song is really caught the ear of listeners.
No way, that is the same person. Yeah, I mean what audi?
Yeah, she did say like she was she was drunk and she's seeking
help and going to rehab. But come on, that cannot be the same
person. That was a good move though. This is cheaty. Yeah,
yeah, cheety, I think you're onto something. Yes, Jess, Well,
I was gonna say exactly the same thing she said, because you don't
you just don't forget having to sing if you're drinking. It's like I drink
and I get better at dancing. So should you drink and get better at
singing too? It only makes sense? Come on, right, all right?
Kate Hudson opening up about her brief relationship with Nick Jonas. I forgot
this even happened. This is all the way back in twenty fifteen, So
I did the math. In twenty fifteen, Kate Hudson would have been around
thirty six years old, and Nick's somewhere around twenty two. So Kate this
week goes on Watch What Happens Live and Andy Cohen is like, you know,
you've been skirting around these rumors for almost ten years at this point,
looking back at it now, how would you characterize that relationship? And she
defined it as a moment in time that Nick is lovely, fun kind,
He's like an old man and a young man's body, and we love him.
It's like an old man and a young man's body body. I love
him. I don't know would this make you feel some type of way as
his wife? Like Nick Jonas is now a married man, he has a
wife, he has a kid, he has a family. I think I
would look at Andy Cohen like, why are you trying to be messy right
now, but I again, that's what he does. But it made me
feel some type of way. I love Andy Cohn as an interviewer. He's
so good at it, answering or asking the messy question. He asked the
messy questions, but he does it in a way that's not it's like lighthearted
and funny. Yeah, it's kind of lighthearted and fun and he doesn't I
don't know, it's hard to describe. I'm very impressed the more that I've
watched him. I know he has writers writing these questions. I'm sure he's
not writing them out himself. Yeah, but I think he's a very good
interviewer. I think so too. I'm a big fan of Graham. What
do you have inside? Today's hot is trending all right. Experts don't believe
that this massive global tech outage we're seeing this morning is the result of a
cyber attack, but it's definitely highlighted how dependent we've become on our precious little
inner infrastructure and how quickly things can just go south. Airlines, banks,
media outlets, various companies all around the world saw their systems go down early
this morning, resulting in all sorts of headaches, particularly for people and travel
as airports and airlines their whole systems were knocked offline. The outage appears to
be primarily affecting companies that use Microsoft cloud based services, and they think the
entire thing was caused by a faulty update to computers that are running those Windows
programs. I mean, my computer tells me all the time I got an
update, and I always say, do it later, yes, I always
hit snooze on that alert. Maybe I saved the entire company by not hitting
yes, yes morning, and I said, yeah, do it, do
it later tonight, ask me later tonight. I say do it tonight because
maybe Angelina will be here in studio and she can deal with it. I
was like, yeah, update, ask me later tonight about doing that update,
knowing I won't be there, and so the computers asking nobody. I
don't know if my computer ever updoa that person there at night does the same
thing, so it keeps on popping back up when we're here in the morning.
Maybe we caused the entire outage. I don't know. But even like
hospitals were offline, like around the world. Yeah, it was serious.
Well, a lot of companies use Microsoft Cloud, so many of them do
when one little thing goes down. This goes back to that doomsday prepping bucket
you can buy from Costco, because when the Internet gets knocked offline by AI,
you know who knows what happens, you gotta be ready. Let me
give one really quick update to a story we talked about yesterday. Selena,
that new ferry shuttle service that launched this week between Oakland and Alameda. It
is going to resume service today. This free water shuttle we talked about because
it began operating on Wednesday, took more than seven hundred and seventy five passengers
on its maiden crossings only till later that day announced that they were suspending service
indefinitely due to some problems with the boat. Well apparently welders. They worked
all around the night, they got things all fixed up. The boat should
be back up and running for its first departure, which will be at eight
am this morning. Hopefully everything goes smooth and this free shuttle service water shuttle
service will be available people who want to take it seven am to seven pm
Wednesday through Sunday every single week and again nice it's free. Yep, thank
you for the Update the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Before we
get to What the Bleep, I came across this video. You can see
it on JB Morning Show. That's our Instagram, it's on our story.
A teen wakes up from getting her wisdom teeth take it out, and she
is very upset that the procedure was not a boob job. Okay, it's
okay. I've never met. She said, you did the wrong procedure.
I wanted to. Oh, do you imagine the disappointment Your jaw hurts and
you look under your shirt and nothing happened. Say it all right? It's
time for What the Bleep? Where you can win a JV show Chug mug
hears out works. I'm about to play a clip. It contains a bleeped
out word. You want to be the very first person to guess what that
bleeped out word is. Leave your talks, leave your guests, this excuse
me. On the top of back Mike on the Free iHeartRadio app. Here
is two days clip. Listen up. I think it's really sweet when my
is really itchy and my wife just steps in and starts scratching away and doesn't
even complain. About all the hair. That's a real one. That is
a real one. Get yourself a real one. Why would you put her
through that? She seems like she liked it. Oh wow, that's why
I'm saying, get yourself a real one. I'm married the best woman on
the planet. She puts up at the lot. All right, think about
what that bleeped out word could be. Remember this is a family show.
And once you've formulated your guests in your mind, get to the talkback mic
on the iHeartRadio app. Leave us your name, your city, and then
your guests. When you're leaving that talkback only the first correct answer of the
morning is going to win that JV Show, Chuck mug and again it is
a family show. Thank you The JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine.
Before we get back to what the bleep? In our last trending,
Graham, you were talking about the global IT outage. Yeah, major tech
outage affecting companies that use Microsoft cloud based services. And we've seen airlines,
banks, hot the hospitals, you name it get their systems knocked offline.
This morning, Good morning JV Show. This is Cindy from Sanel Day and
just want to let everyone know. There were about two customers left and Starbucks
and they had to shut down for the day. So anyone wanting to get
Starbucks, rush to your shop and pick up your coffees because they are clothing.
Oh my god, that is crazy. We're going on lockdown. I
looked at we're all just shutting down. Oh my god. I looked it
up online and Starbucks is one of the companies that's being affected by this outage.
Whether or not every branch is shutting down for the day, I don't
know. People can check back with us on that. I don't know.
Our buddy said, He said, checked in on Twitter and said we literally
didn't notice or know about the outage. Not so scary if we didn't notice,
said, he said, it's you know, o'clock in the morning.
I don't know. Unless your toothbases is your toothbrush is running off the cloud
Microsoft cloud, how would you notice? I don't know. But people that
are standing in line at the airport right now or waiting for at the hospital,
their situation slightly different. Back, I said. I responded to his
tweet and said, glad your house has been mark safe this morning. From
the south all right back to what the bleep where you can win a JV
show, Chuck, Mike, you just want to be the first person to
guest today's leaped out word correctly. Now, if you are just tuning in,
here is two day's clip. I think it's really sweet when my is
really itchy and my wife just steps in and starts scratching away and doesn't even
complain about all the hair. So you leave your guess is on the talk
back Mike on the free iHeartRadio app. Let's go through some of them.
Now, this is from Marona. I thinkday is back happy? Do you
got to hear that I did one? Let me just say a couple of
things. That's the most part popular guests, and we're getting so many guests
is people guessing back. That's not it. So think of what your second
guest could because it's time to submit that. Uh And no, I do
not have no hair on my back? Was there and you waxed it?
Or you just don't like I don't have back here show you. I can
show you right now if you want to see, because like you're the hairriest
guy ever. I don't have any back hair. Prove it. I have
none? Do you really want to see my back. I have no back,
then prove it. You're stolen over here a smooth as a baby's bottom.
All right, there's no hair, there's no but that's from class valley,
as I think. The blief the words is helb bye, oh,
thank you. Guess that was cute little hair there, little hair. You're
a man because I'm a man, all right. Next guest, Happy Fridaday
Heavy Show. This is Darryl from Sunny Evel. I guess for the bleeped
out word is your arm pit? Arm pit? You got your wife scratching
me? No, I would never make my wife scratch my armpit. Think
about listen to this the phrase and think about it. I thought people would
be all over this one. Yes, one. I don't think anybody's going
all right here it is. Once again. I think it's really sweet when
my is really itchy and my wife just steps in and starts scratching away and
doesn't even complain about all the hair. So continue to leave those guesses on
the talkback on the iHeartRadio Apple play more of them coming up the JV show
on Wild ninety four nine. They are the JV show playing what the bleep
this is? Where you can win a JV show chug mug just for guessing
correctly what the bleeped out word of the day is. Now, this game
really kicks off at like seven oh five, and you want to be here
for the start of the game. You just have a better chance of winning
that way, as always leave. Your guest is on the talkback Mike on
the free iHeartRadio app. In case you's tuning in, here is today's clip
if you want to play along. I think it's really sweet when my is
really itchy and my wife just steps in and starts scratching away and doesn't even
complain about all the hair. Wow, get yourself a real one. Just
remember this is a family show. Okay, now to your guesses. Hi,
this is Leila from three month. Good morning, and I'm thinking the
leaped out word is beard. Have a great day. That's a good guy,
good old beard. Scratch is kind of nice. Yeah it doesn't really
It don't really spread the hair all over the place though. Okay, yeah
I could see that. Good Morning JB Show. Happy Friday. I hope
you all have a wonderful day and weekend. I think the missing word for
today is ear all right, that's my first guess. Anyway, Thanks,
have a great day, ear hairy ear ground. Do you ever scratch your
mand's ear? No? No, that seems kind of weird. But and
there is a little hair on mine now did it used to be there?
I'm proud of the couple. Good morning from Concord again. So if the
back isn't it, then I'm gonna guess your butt. All right, have
a great weekend. Bye bye. I don't have a hairy but I don't
have back. People that have a hairy back, it goes without saying you
probably have a hairy back, right, I don't have a hairy back.
I don't have a hairy bat. Okay, it's nice from Hayward. The
blacked out word today I think is dog good dog? All right? Here
is today's clip, unbleeped. I think it's really sweet when my dog is
really itchy and my wife just steps in and starts scratching away and doesn't even
complain about all the hair. I have a Golden Retriever. The hair just
sheds everywhere. But sometimes you know, when you want to do your dog
assoulid and you can tell they can't reach that it's spot on their back or
their butt or whatever, and you just get in there and just go to
work for them. Hair just goes everywhere. When you scratch my dog,
everywhere, it flies up in the air, it gets sticks to you,
It gets in your nose. It's the worst. But you know, get
yourself a real one like your wife. All right, let's give some shoutouts
on this Friday. Let's give us some shoutouts. First and foremost, Jim
out of Heyward, what's up, Jim? What's up? Submitted the very
first correct answer this morning. Took a while for people to get it this
morning look at me too, But then a wave of people getting a crack
started coming in. Tracy D and Sam Mateo had it. What's up Tracy
D? Or Rebecca and Concord had it. Nelson didn't say where he's from?
Oh boy, am I writing real scrambled this morning? Ay, that
looks like David and Richmond had it. So did Amy and Morgan Hill,
Cindy and Pinol had it. So did Tina and Baleo. What's up,
Tina? What's up? Blao? That's my birth town? Robert had it,
Craig, so did Nelly and bay Point, Jamie and Martinez, Whitley,
our buddy Whitley and Nevado had it, so did Eric, Brentwood Amy
and Marlowe and San Leandro had it correct Good morning to you both, and
a few other people had it as well. But I can't write that fast.
You know. The boss made some changes and I have as much time
to get the shouts as I used to. Yes, but thank you everyone
for playing. Good job guys. I got it correctly, and Jim check
ema. That's our That's how we're going to reach out to you to get
that chug mug. By the way, we have another opportunity this morning for
you to win a chug mug. Oh, that's right, one that we
don't like to speak of because it involves one of us possibly having to chug
something gross. It's called the JV Show Chug Will That's going to be the
eight twenty this morning. If you want another chance to win the chug mug,
that's going to be your chance there, Graham, what else do you
have? I want to talk about kid dolting. Kidulting is that now it's
a combination of kid and adulting. But kid dolting apparently is the new trend.
It's not really that new. It's been happening over the past few years,
particularly since the pandemic. But it's of adults buying toys. They say,
according to new data that adults eighteen and up have surpassed kids ages three
to five as the biggest customer in the toy industry. You've heard that,
right, Adults are now buying more toys for themselves than toys for three to
five year olds. What kind of toys? Well, there's all sorts of
things. I mean, we know a lot of people collect toys and action
figures and things like that. And they say, particularly during the pandemic,
it was this you know, kind of major feeling of like, you know,
nostalgia. Nostalgia okay, and that's where they really saw this big trend
kick it up, and it obviously is still going as adults have now surpassed
kids in toy purchasing. What do you guys think about Give me your honest
Let's go around the room and give me your honest opinion about adults who are
buying toys. We'll start with Jess. Jess, your thoughts. I don't
mind it, you do you? So you go to over to a guy's
house, Let's say you've just started dating first, the first time you've ever
gone back to their apartment and they've got just a wall of g I Joe
figures that, like, you can't touch him. They're there on display.
Just to change my mind, it's a no for me. Wow, the
judgment. You've offended a lot of people listening this morning at cheety. You've
gone back to a guy's place for the first time and he has a huge
toy collection. I'll be worded out, but if that's you, that's fine
with me. I guess. Okay, So you're judging because he said,
I'm reading it out by it, But are they playing with it or is
it going to like sell for a ton of money down the road. You
see, there's a lot of value in some of these, a lot of
values. I'll allow it. You're investing, but do you but if you're
taking it out of the packages making noises that that was my g O Joe's
fighting, that was good, Selena. Let's just say you're a man now.
You guys move in together for the first time and he's like, I'm
gonna need at least four walls, you know, throughout the house to display
my toy collection. Are you gonna have different thoughts? I mean, granted
they probably worth a lot of money, but your home to course style is
toys. Now. Have we been together as long as we have, Yeah,
I mean it's fine, do what you want. If we had just
met and I found that out, I don't think I would like that.
You know how many people listening this morning, you ladies? How many a
lot? We have a lot of listeners have collect like this. Yeah.
I think collecting because of the value. I think that's fine. But you
wanted to like, well, what if it's just a nostalgia thing. I
remember playing with these toys, these Star Wars toys when I was a kid,
and I just want to have them, just, you know, for
the nostalgia, the entire core of the house. I can't My collection's gotten
so big. Get your own house. Then, JV Show on Wild ninety
four nine to the phones, Hicky, is this Monique me? Happy Friday?
How are you? How are you? Oh? We are wonderful,
glad the weekend is so close. Do you have any fun plans? By
the way, for the weekend, I'm going to baby showers, Borrows,
just relaxing on Sunday, oh, I think baby showers are fun. No,
Graham would say otherwise they're not. All right, Well, let's see
if you can win this four pack of tickets to California's Great America. This
is the JV show you have, Nope game, gonna ask you for trivia
questions. If you get three correct, you win. Okay, okay,
so all right. Question number one? What country is hosting this year's Summer
Olympics? Uh? Right, oh, oh, she said she said it.
She said it Paris, no country. Fine, we'll get it to
yes Friday, and we're feeling nice, all right. Question number two,
What two word term is used to describe the top speed reached by an object
that is falling? What two word term describes that the top speed the object
is? Yes, say that things reached terminal velocity? Was a good guest,
though, gives a good guy? I agree with terminal velocity. Yes,
then speed that something has falling. But okay, the term the question
was about the term. I think you should give it to it. Who
actually uses the term terminal velocity? I do? Hey, I tried,
monic, I tried, all right. Question number three, finish the title
of this Disney animated movie Rya and the last what dragon? So you didn't
need that last question. You got that one. It was an easy one.
We'll see what you got here on question number four, because you need
this one to win the game. What type of surface are the courts made
out of? For the Wimbledon tennis tournament? What do they play on?
Oh? I don't, I have no idea? Rush, Yes, they're
the only major tennis Jess, you're a tennis expert. They're the only major
tennis tournament that plays on grass courts. Right, Yeah, I got the
question. Market. Well, there's clay courts and then there's your regular you
know, concrete or wherever they are. That's nice, you did it.
You just got four tickets to California. Is great America. They're gonna have
a huge celebration. It's the New Orleans Culture Festival with Cajun cuisine. So
good, great fireworks, so much more. All right, Monny, congrats,
Happy Friday. Hang on for that winning I'm put you on hold and
she he's gonna pick up. Thank you. You're very welcome. Hang on
there. Oh, we have another quick birthday shout outs. Good morning,
guys, this is cool from Cano. I just want to come over here
and give a good, huge shout out to my wife, Jennifer Mendoza Fabi.
It is her birthday today, and I'll throw a cool or not?
She has Jerry duty today on her birthday. Cool or not? Is that
cool? Would you guys? Would you guys go? She went, She
didn't want to get in trouble. Have a good day, baby, have
your birthday, happy birthday and not happy birthday. She's doing her civic service.
She's being a good citizen of this country. Look, it's my birthday.
I'm gonna act like I didn't see that Jerry Summons in the mad I
mean, I'm showing up drunk. I'm still doing Gonna have a beforehand the
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holds up, hold up, hold up, we have to talk about
the Weekends trailer for his new album. So the trilogy is coming to an
end now, remember we had his after Hours album that was the one with
a stupid red jacket, I know, and then his last album, Dawn
FM, which came out in twenty twenty two. Remember he was an old
man in that one. So now we're gonna get the follow up, the
last piece to this trilogy. This trailer, by the way, in it,
uh Graham, you're not far off. This trailer is on our Instagram
story, by the way, jav Morning Show. And you see the Weekend
in all of his different eras from the red jacket partying jays, he's like
smoking and gambling. Then you see the old man phase that his carriage to
go through some kind of like weird, really creepy transition. And at the
end of the trailer, he's a small boy. He's a child buttoned himself.
I don't think so much, Benjamin Button. People are thinking more along
the lines of reincarnation or rebirth, because remember the last album he kind of
he quote unquote died. You know, he was killing off the weekend.
So this would be like a rebirth because I remember he said he would no
longer be going by by the weekend after all of this. Either he'd be
like killing off the name and all of that that you need to still be
called the weekend. You need to still be called the weekend. I like,
I get that, but if you want to sell records and sell concert
tickets, it's a bit confusing. I could see that go by the weekend.
I have an update on the Tom scandaval Ariana Maddox lawsuit. Okay,
he's canceled the entire real Yeah, I told you this week. How by
the way, these are all VANDR Pump Rules cast members. Tom filed a
lawsuit against Ariana for illegally accessing his phone. As you know, she found
some videos of Raquel. They were of the very risk sort, and she
passed them around and sent them out to everybody else on the show, which
is a big no note. But he was suing her for going through his
phone, which obviously led to what I just said. Well, Tom made
a statement yesterday and he claims that this entire thing was a big misunderstanding.
It was a big mistake that one of his lawyers told him about this filing
and really insisted he sign off on it, and really urged him to sign
off on it. He says the words new lawsuit or suing were never articulated
to him and that he should have done more research and digging into what was
actually being done. And so he's calling off the entire thing. He said,
In no way am I suing Ariana. The action against her brought on
my behalf is being removed. I have no ill will or big vindictiveness towards
her. And he's also firing that lawyer. I think he's telling the truth.
I think so too, Tom sand He is kind of an emotional guy
that he shoots from the hip a little bit, you know, and then
but then he comes to a realization later that he's done something wrong. So
maybe he didn't know fully, but I think his intention here is probably Yeah,
And he was getting a lot of backlash for the filing, like you've
put her through enough, now you're going to sue her too? Well?
People, you know, people hate Tom Sandals, the most hated guys on
the planet. Yeah, for a while when that scandal first wrote. But
I'm on team Sandoval. I'm sticking with my boy. I don't know if
I still can all the way in this case. I was with the lawsuit
a little bit because I'm upset that that happened to ray Kela it shouldn't have
it now she's seen both of them for revenge porn, as you know.
But I'm not going to fully side with the cheater either. Yeah, I
don't know so, Yeah, Graham loves cheaters though. That's what we're learning.
What do you have in trend? All right? Biggest story this morning
is this massive global tech outage. It's affecting companies that use Microsoft cloud based
services, which turns out it's like a lot of companies. It seems like
all of them. So airlines, banks, hospitals, and much much more
have all been knocked offline or have had part of their systems go down.
So if you're heading to the airport today, you might want to check to
see if your flight has been affected. Over a thousand flights have been canceled
so far this morning. If you're trying to order your Starbucks ahead of time
on the app to go pick that up, you might have trouble doing that
as well. They're reporting issues with the app because of this outage. Hospitals
are canceling surgeries. Even public transportation agencies in big cities like Washington, DC
and New York they're reporting problems with their systems for their buses and trains.
The company that's apparently the cause of this outage is called crowd Strike. They're
not some hacking cyber attack agency. They're a cybersecurity firm. They're supposed to
be protecting these companies from stuff like this. They say, it's a faulty
update that they sent out. They've already fixed the root of the problem,
they say, but that doesn't mean all these systems are backup and going.
This is crazy. Oh my god. You know, one little hiccup in
the world shuts down. One dude hit enter before he if you just start
typing out the code for this little update, and he's like, uh oh
sent that out. You know, this comes back to one person. You
know, it's one person. He's fired that hits end or downloaded something before
they're supposed to do. They're in big trouble, having too much fun on
that work computer on their their break probably band a virus. Next on the
JV Show, are we talking about that crazy accident on the Bay Bridge?
Yeah? Roll yes, the dude jumped off the bridge The JV Show on
Wild ninety Hey, Good morning JV Show, Good morning Bay Area. It's
Friday. Let's go nice tony week and ahead of us. I want to
shout out my bum because it's the only one that gives a part apparently.
So yeah, let's have a great day, let's have a great weekend.
Let's go enjoy the sun. Summer's coming ending soon, so go enjoy that
joy. Wait, I like that my bum is the only one that gives
apart. It's July nineteenth, is some randing, So no nothing, you
know what maybe he means because school is going to be starting up and you
know, oh it's been a month now. Yeah, I don't want to
think about that hot summer weather, like we've got that stop at that for
a while, yes, definitely, all right, Graham, all right,
yeah, pretty crazy. The local story yesterday a two car crash on the
Bay Bridge. Nothing new about that, right. This was at two o'clock
yesterday afternoon. A CHP received a call about that crash. It was a
rollover crash. One of the cars flipped over. Again, nothing new about
that. But HP officers when they arrived on the scene, they said,
one of the drivers or one of the passengers drivers got out of their car
and we're standing at the edge of the bridge like looking over and they figured
he look, this person looks like they're about to climb over and do something,
and they did. They climbed over and jumped down into the water below.
Officers ran over to look see what happened to this guy, and they
said he was doing the backstroke down there. He started started he was really
backstroking. Yeah, he was doing the backstroke. He started backstroking his way
in and the coastguard was deployed and they went out and rescued this guy from
the water. No idea at this time what this person was reason for fleeing,
or what would possess them to jump off the side of the bridge.
I'm assuming this was not very far out onto the bridge, because you start
getting to certain heights on the Bay Bridge, you wouldn't make it. You're
not backstroking after that jump Yet's just put it that way, although some people
have survived those, the really high jumps. My god, what would be
your I mean, this story is absolutely crazy. But let's say you did
jump. Are you immediately going to the backstroke or I think I'm going breaststroke
first. Yeah, I'm doggy paddling. You're gonna dog it would drown because
I don't know how to switch just would sink straight to the bottom. Can't
You can't even muster up a doggy paddle, Jess. I think I can,
but you can't. I panic. I don't like being in water the
ground, So yeah, you're not touching the ground in the bay, nor
would you want to. No, I don't know what's there, but we
don't want to know what's down there, jes Let me ask you. Have
you ever thought about taking swim lessons. I used to be a lifeguard.
I used to teach swim lessons. Dam can teach you how to swim you
blow bubbles one of my friends. But then I just gave up because I
couldn't do it. And part of it is because I get scared and I
start to panic, and part of it is because it's really hard for me
to float. I just I haven't ca. Can we set up swim lessons?
Graham will teach you. I think we have. Yeah, I think
we're gonna have to. Don't you want to have this? It's a very
valuable it could say, I do. I don't want to be scared of
the water, you know. I want to be able to swim freely and
feel happy about it. But yeah, I'm still in my scared mode,
but I am of for it, so will you. Yeah, we're gonna
say, hey, if anybody has the pool that we could borrow, please
let us knows a talk back, okay, because none of us have one.
Yeah, that's the biggest problem. But that's awesome. Really quick,
before I give you this chance to win one thousand dollars, did you guys
know that Hello Kitty isn't a cat? What do you mean? I am
so confused, as is a lot of other Hello Kitty fans. So they're
celebrating Hello Kitty's fiftieth anniversary this year. It officially happens on November first,
right, So Jill Cook, who is the director of retail business Development at
san Rio, she said, Hello Kitty is not a cat. She was
on the Today Show. By the way. She's actually a little girl born
and raised in the suburbs of London. She has a mom and dad and
a twin sister, Mimi, who's also her best friend. I gotta look
at her picture of Hello Kitty because she looks like a cat. She has
whiskers, thank you, and I know, but which is interesting. The
same thing came up ten years ago for Hello Kitty's fortieth anniversary, there was
some woman who like prepping some exhibit in LA who said, she's a cartoon
character, she's a little girl, she's a friend, but she's not a
cat. She's never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a
two legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however,
called Charmie Kitty. But that doesn't just because it walks on two legs.
I mean, Winnie the Pooh's a bear. He walks on two legs
everywhere. I know. Bears can do that, but they don't do it
full time. You know, they get down and walk on all fours most
of the time. Hello Kitty is clearly a cat. The whiskers, I'm
looking right out this thing, and the pointy ears not cat. If these
are the people at Hello Kitty saying she's not a cat, don't we have
no choice but to like believe them, no, because you can't sell me
that that's a cat, saying that's why I'm confused. Yeah, that's like
saying Stuart Little is a little boy and not a mouse. Yeah he was
a mouse. So yeah, everybody put it to creators behind it said he's
not, then, well, then they should get better at drawing and draw
a little girl then, because this is a cat, I'm clear as day
the JV on Wild ninety four nine. Hold on, I'm chewing my cough
drop. You're not supposed to cheer, You're supposed to suck them. Yeah,
but when there's only thirty seconds left in the song, I have to
just chew it as quick as quick as possible. You gotta do a faster
show. Shut it down. You know it's all than me for nine in
the base number one hit and he's ex Station the JV Show. I'm Selina,
I'm Jess, I'm cheety Happy Friday to you. I'm not so happy
Friday to the JV Show because it's chug Wheel time. Yep, you know
it anxiety and inducing. Yeah, shut chut chut, chug, chug chug.
Before I explain how this game works, Graham, what is on the
JV Show Chug Wheel? One of us might have to drink one of these
things? All right? That a lot of grossness. That a couple of
things is not so bad. On the JV Show twenty twenty four, Chug
Wheel, we have milk, spicy tomato, apple, cider, vinegar,
olive juice, fish sauce. A lot of people are upset that we put
fish sauce in there. You can't drink that. Watch us, Oh God,
beer tonic water, olive oil, and Graham's Bathwater. Ewright is on
there as well. New entry. All right, so let's bring on Jen
Hi, Jen Hi, good morning, good morning, thanks for being on.
So you're gonna play the JV show Chug will We sent Jess out to
the streets. She asked a random person eight questions. We're gonna go through
each question one by one. We're gonna stop down and if you can guess
what that person on the street said correctly, point for you. Okay,
you get four points. You win. You're gonna get a JV show Chug
Mug, and one of us is gonna have to spin the JB Show chug
wheel and lands on. So this is the only time we're ever going to
root against you. Jen. You know we love you. It's nothing personal.
But let's get started, all right, Let's see who jes Let's see
who just talked to you on the streets. I'm Luca from San Francisco.
Luca from San Francisco. All right, So here it is question number one?
Will you be watching any of the upcoming Summer Olympics? Now, Jen,
what do you think? He said? Yes? Or no? No?
No? I think so? Yeah? Okay, no point awarded for
Jen. There. Let's go to the next question. Do you believe aliens
have visited us here on planet Earth? Jen? What do you think?
Lucas said, yes, aliens have visited or no they haven't. Oh man,
I'm gonna say no, Jen, quick quick sidebargen. What do you
think do you think aliens have visited us? No? Yeah, me neither.
They definitely have. That's the answer for another time. All right,
next question, would you date a person that already has kids? What do
you think? He said? Jen? Yes, yes? Okay, the
one point on the board. One point three to go to get somebody up
here chugging something. All r Let's go to the next question. Did you
vote in the last presidential election? What do you think? He said?
No? Come on, all right? Three incorrect so far, Jen,
you got to go on a bit of a run here. Okay. Next
question, would you rather have people tell you that you look like a fish
or be told that you smell like one? Would you rather people tell you
you look like a fish or that you smell like one. Jen, what
do you think said look like a fish? There you go, that's not
a compliment, though, It's all right. Next question, do you believe
big but is real? You said no, nor. I'm gonna have to
read off the scoreboard here because it is currently three correct, three incorrect with
two questions ago. You got to get one more of these, Jen,
someone here will be chucking. I'm sorry. If I get it right,
I fill in the blank flat, All right, fill in the blank flat.
What do you think the first word is that came to his mind?
Oh, my gosh, I don't even know. Flat ground? Is that
your final answer? Think about it? Yeah, all right, I know.
I don't know what else to say. I'm sorry. Tire flat tire,
flat earth, flat butt came to my mind. Yeah. I don't
want to pray that, as it seems to happen every week when we do
this segment. But it's down to the final question. Jen, you have
to get this one correct for the chug wheel to be SPINAFD. If you
had to kill off one social media platform, what would it be If you
had to kill off one social media platform, what would be TikTok is Jen's
answer. Let's see what Lucas said. TikTok, Twitter and Facebook are the
first two that get acts. Wow, I am stunned right now, I
am stunned. Unfortunately. Get milk. No, it's not even like refrigerate,
it's like in a box warm milk. Yeah, it's it's room temperature,
shelf stable milk. What you want to chug. It's not what you
want to chug at eight twenty in the morning on Friday. Oh my god,
who's loose and tolerance? Jen? Well you did it. Congratulations,
I guess yeah, you get Yeah, you want a TV show, Chuck
Mug. Thank you so much for playing on. Put you on hold.
Okay, okay, thank you, all right, hang on, have a
good weekend. Is it the time for the ceremonial drawing of the names?
No, and then we'll spin the wheel next. But we gotta draw names,
right goosebumps. Okay, while he's shaking up the box. We have
all of our all of our names written down. I am the only person
that is yet to be drawn. Here's theod. I know my time is
coming and I'm not trying to manifest that. But you just did. I
like how Selena this morning earlier is like, I made sure I brought my
chug mug because we've all been chugging out of the same chugmug here. We've
kept one just for this game. She's like, I don't want to drink
out of the one that had clam jam in it before. She's like,
I brought my own. You you jinx yourself Homeie. Here we go.
All right, I'm shaking. Ceremony drawing. Ceremonial drawing of the names is
just Selena, you lucky, just like I feel bad. I feel bad
for Jess. But I just know that Selena's name is going to get drawn
like five times in a row after this, because I hope so all say
that. All right, Jeff chosen. She's spinning the chug will Meg the
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. He Jess looks a little nervous.
I am very nervous. The hair on my arms is standing a bit nervous.
We just played the JV Show chug Wheel. Our winner Gen our listener
Jen won the game, which is going to result in a Jess whose name
was drawn having to spin the JV Show chug wheel all kinds of interesting items
on this chug wheel. Fish, sauce, beer, tonic water, milk,
spicy tomato, Graham's bathwater is on there, all of juice, kombucha,
among a few other items, our buddy said, he said. Checking
out on Twitter, he says, I am screaming that she got that last
answer correct. I had to pull over to listen. O mgya. She
won. Now, Chug, chug, chug, all right, jee give
it a spin, spin the wheel. Are we live on any sort of
social media device right now? The chugging will be We'll be live right now.
Jess is just spinning the wheel. I'll go ahead, Jazz, what
are you manifesting she wants? She's calling spicy tomato and she shall receive.
It's going back. Oh, she missed it by one square and she got
milk. She has gotten the milk. Now, a lot of people are
like, oh, chucking milk. That's not that bad. This is like
that shelf stable milk. It's not from the refrigerator. It's been under my
desk for least two months. So I'm sure you'll be fine. Better you
than cheaty who's locked us and tolerant. So just be thankful the JV Show
on Wild ninety four nine. All right, so Jazz is about to chug
cheaty, let me know when we are live. You want everyone to be
able to tune into our Instagram morning show. Make sure you are following us.
I'm just reading about this. She spun the chug wheel and it landed
on milk. And I've had this milk under my desk for the past couple
of months. How do you have milks that you don't have to refrigerate until
it's open. Whatever it is, I've got it. Well, some like
almond milk and like you know, soy milk stuff that's from plants. This
is from a This is supposed to be like far frush from the fresh from
the udder. It says best if you us within seven days after opening.
Well, no problem there. And the expiration date we checked July thirtieth,
so we had a couple more days before it expired. Perfect. I actually
am not that scared. I think this is so much better than fish sauce,
so guarantee true all the things, of all the things on the chug
wheel, this is like definitely one of the better items. But I have
something milk for me has to be at the proper temperature. It's got to
be cold otherwise gross. I think this is gonna ruin milk for me.
I feel like it's gonna taste like baby formula. Also, you filled it
up all I filled it up to the line inside of the it's a lot
to I filled it. I filled it all right. I rely on Instagram.
JB Morning Show, Chuck Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck
Chuck. Look at her, the look at her face. She's going to
keep going, keep going. She had to stop or she can't swallow it.
It's a lot, a lot of milk. That was a lot,
that was it? Why does that taste kind of fishy? That was the
chug mug we used to chug to climb juice. I forgot to wash it.
Oh but you did it. She's making a face. You you need
to get a trash can and her if it's going to stay in my summer.
Oh my god, that was a lot of milk. It was a
lot. All right, Well, good job, jess n. The JV
Show. Chuggle happens every Friday here on The JV Show eight twenty, The
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine that's how you feeling. She just had
to chug an entire thing of milk. It was a lot of warm dairy.
What do I know, because well, it's some kind of shelf stable
milk. It's not you don't buy it from the refrigerated section, so I
don't know what that is. But it was organic, so she said,
it just coated my mouth in this like not good taste. I recommend leta'st
talk Taco Bell. Have you ever dreamed of an early retirement Yeah, all
the time. Right, Well, Taco Bell is opening up an early retirement
community that people can go to to basically experience the early retirement lifestyle. I'm
here for that. Talk to me pickleball, love it, early dinners,
I love it, aerobics about that exercise now and any traditional, you know,
retirement activities without actually having to get to the retirement age. Is this
something you would pay for for like a weekend? Like? Sure? I
think that'd be fun. I think it'd be a fun vacation. Do we
get to dress up like a really old person? Yeah, I've always wanted
to go to one of those parties they dressed up as a little I think
those are been so funny. Can we do that? We should hold French
or something we should like Every year I try to convince my family to like,
let's be old people from Halloween, like even like my toddlers and and
my man doesn't want to Is that offensive thought? It's a little bit ages.
Yeah, Oh I see like little kids dressed up. It's all the
time, and like it's that's funny. Oh, but I can't do it.
It's not cool. If I do it. We could do a senior's
bowling night that would be brand TV show. Listeners can also dress up with
us. Yeah, Brandon Walker with the tennis balls. Yeah that so it's
a yes for the retirement is now? And where is it? Do we
know? It's going to be opening in August and this is gonna be in
San Diego. So yeah, like you'll you'll have Yeah, you'll have the
nice sun. You get to play, you know, your pickleball, your
tennis, your throw some golf in there. I mean you're describing all the
things I love. Pets, your golf in there, and an early dinner,
little cockail hour done well and all the cheesy go do the crunches you
can eat right now we're talking. Yeah, You guys are only twenty six
and a half. You need to be doing other things, not getting ready
for retirement. No, I want to retire. I'm tired the hottest things.
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could beyoncas and sorry or sensory however you say her last name, you know,
Kanye's wife. Could she be charged with indecent exposure? I don't see
yes. Did you see the pictures of her this week? I haven't seen
the most recent ones, but some of the past ones seemed like we could
certainly want to charge. She's back in LA and this I mean this whole
week. If you look up any recent pictures of her, she was walking
around in like a sheer top but nothing underneath. Like the headlights were out,
you like you can see everything. Okay. So people were wondering,
like is that legal? Like she's just walking around like that. So I
guess under California law, in decent exposure, you know, is a misdemeanor
punishable by up to six months in jail, and then if there's priors,
it could be a felony. But this lawyer says, in California, exposing
one's headlights in general is not considered in decent exposure, and this is to
protect women who are breastfeeding. Ah. Yeah, that's a good point,
So it could be a little harder to get her charged with something like this.
The same applies to exposing like your underwear or something like that. You
know, it's generally not an issue, but if you show anything more than
that, yeah, you're gonna be in trouble. If anyone that's done beta
breakers like I have, you've seen it all, and I didn't see anybody
getting into slop any charges there. I've seen a lot more than that,
a lot worse. Yeah, yeah, if you want a body shame,
but yeah, I feel like that kidding a lot more exposed everything is out
there on display. I've always wondered about that. I mean, I'm I'm
assuming in a little bit more strict cities that aren't quite as accepting of the
new community be more likely to get some charges. At San Francisco area,
Francisco let it all hang out and all who cares let him drag hi which
was which things? Got it? All of it? Just let it out
there. Got it? Graham, You're gonna love this. We're about to
talk about Summer House. Oh dude, I love this show. So season
nine the production has already started. Uh huh, this month makes sense.
This is like Graham and his wife's favorite show. It's one of our guilty
pleasures on Bravo. Well, people are upset that Lindsay is back in the
house shooting while she's pregnant. She's pregnant. You didn't know she's pregnant.
No, I don't call the large It's all over social media. Well I
didn't see that because anybody that watches the show knows that at the end of
last season, Carl and Lindsay they're engaged heading towards a wedding and the entire
thing explodes and they the wedding is called off, just mere months in advance
of you know, them getting hitched. So for for her to be one
summer later pregnant, you know, I have questions anyone who follows her not
a surprise, because she's the one posting about the growing bump and all that.
But she posted it whilst in the house, and people are upset that
she's there. How do you feel? But I'm not very familiar with the
show, Graham. I only know of it because of you. Do you
feel like that is a place for a pregnant woman. No, I mean
they just rage and drink all day long, round the clock, so it's
probably not the best environment. But you can't tell. But there. You
know that character, Carl that she was engaged to, He is sober,
he doesn't drink, so you can certainly. It's just a it's taking the
show down like a different path, a little bit like now we're going to
have families and stuff like that. If it were me and I proa go,
I ain't going just because I don't need that stress. You need that
paycheck? Oh that I'm there. I am going. As a matter of
fact, I will be there. Paycheck. They said the apartment that she
unts in New York was like seven or ten grand a month or something,
and that dude Carl moved out because they split up, so there goes half.
You know, he was paying half the rent, So yeah, you
need that. The summerhouse paycheck is probably pretty deep. I guess I would
be there. I like that show, Graham. What do you have in
trending? All right? Obviously the biggest news this morning, We've talked about
a bunch of big, giant tech outage affecting tons of companies. If you're
not aware of it, check your flight, check your surgery, if you
had one schedule, check your Starbucks mobile order, because none of that stuff
is working this morning. The company behind it, crowd Strike. They say
it's a faulty update to a bunch of the software or whatever that went out,
and they're fixing it. They're working on it. I do want to
mention this the little local story because Bay Area home buyers, we know you
are tired of crazy prices and bidding wars and not being able to afford a
house. I have some good news. There is a place where you can
have a luxury condo where there are lap pools in the building, twenty thousand
square foot, fitness centers, different lounges and stuff. And it is at
the Millennium Tower here in San Francisco. No selling it. Listen. There's
a condo on the market there right now, six hundred and forty nine thousand
dollars that is well below narrow media note home price. There's another two bedroom
unit for eight hundred thousand dollars. On the market. Both of these places
sold for well over a million dollars just a handfull of years ago. Now
we know the Millennium Tower. It's a sinking and tilting and then sinking and
then those and it was leaning and it was leaving more. But now they
say they fixed it. They've anchored it to bedrock. I mean, I
think it's still in the process of leaning back the other way. But they
say that these deals are almost too good to pass up. Would you guys
buy one of these places? It's a really nice building, other than the
tilting and the leaning and the sinking, of course, really nice lot of
luxury amenities. Would you guys buy one of these Nope, sixty nine thousand.
No, that's a I mean in this market, man, it's a
deal. I'm here for you. You would live there. I'm gonna let
it tilt back a little straighter before you buy. But I think this is
a smart buy. The JV Show on Wild ninety five nine, Happy Birthday
to Who. Happy Birthday to Monica is her twenty eighth birthday, So she
loves listening to you guys. First thing in the morning. That's from our
buddy one. That is his wife Monica, so happy Happy birthday Monica.
Whoo whoo. But also, you're never supposed to tell a woman name no,
yeah, she's twenty eight. We'll have a great birthday weekend. So
our buddy, Cheaty here, you tweet a lot. You know it's not
a bad thing. Okay, but Friday morning is Graham does a dramatic reading
cheety sweets, Let's go. One thing I'm gonna need to learn how to
do is stay ten toes down on what I said. If I say no,
stop asking me, period. Yeah, stand on that business way,
ten toes down on what? Yeah? Who is China's testing you here?
Love? My family, My cousin, he was asking me to get him,
I think something like some food, to pick up some food for him,
costco, Costco. But he was like forty five minutes await. I'm
like, I'm not going there anytime soon. Get it yourself. And I
kept telling him no, and he kept asking me and calling me, and
I was just like no, And usually I give in after a while,
but this time I did it, and I'm like, I gotta really stay
ten toes down A good for you, Cheaty. Do you have boundary?
Yeah? Does your family use you like their personal butler. That's what I
said. What it sounds like people are just putting food orders to me and
demanding that you go out and pick it up. Wow, I need a
cheaty in my house. Sounds nice until she gets old, defiant and downright.
Man, I need k a lot of these things. But I do
know I need braids back in my hair. Self care, self care.
Come on, your therapist told you self care. But the way braids are
so expensive. They're like three hundred dollars to get them in there. But
I need them because I just got my hair done, like straightened, and
I could not go swimming because if I get my hair whit, it's gonna
revert back to curly. So I need braids in my hair for the summer.
Do you call go fund me? Should we start to go fund me?
I think we should. Yeah. I mean the money is a lot
for me. It would be the time. How long does it take?
Oh depending it's like five to eight hours. Oh my god, I would
sit there for that long. I would go crazy. Are there any places
that will do services for you while you sleep? I mean I sleep both
of the time. Anyway, how you getting your hair done just like side
and then they move your head and then you move back. If there are
any nail text that'll come to my house and do my nails while I'm sleeping,
Like please slide into my DMS like you're hired business and nails app and
get your nails done. You wake up and booom. I like that.
Write that down. It's a good one. Every time I'm drunk, I
want a man. All right, Now, we're getting somewhere. If you
listen to the JV Show often, you know we chronicle a cheats dating life
extensive. Well, I mean, do we call it a dating life because
he hasn't gone on a date in a bit, not yet, but in
your single life, she's working up to it. So, you know a
lot of people think alcohol is kind of that that that truth serum, you
know, wow unlocks the interview. Yesterday she did agree that we can do
a little dating show, game game show here on a V show. So
that's coming up. We got just got to put it together, figure out
how we're going to do this, like logistically, yeah, but it's coming
up. So but prospective bachelors who are interested in our very own cheat IDM
just got to get her Drunk The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine