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It's season five. Welcome back to Bottles Up Bitches, your favorite sex
podcast hosted by a already married couple with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer Man
Adam. Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about it.
Stay horny bitches. E. It's Super Bowl Sunday, and I got that
dog? Get me? Have you? Super Bowl Sunday? The Super Bowl
Sunday, our first Super Bowl Sunday back in our new home, all up
in h Town. We have officially moved to Houston, h Town. Hold
it down, DJ screwed Territory, what clutch city? Ew? Hey,
how are you doing? Adam? I'm doing good. I'm tired, I'm
exhausted as always, but do good. Not only is it our first shipperpol
Sunday in Houston, it's our first Sunday ever in Houston. We well since
well, just move back. We've just moved back on Monday. Yeah.
How has it been settling into the new place? Unpacking? We've been driving
around we've been. We're gonna see a friend of yours today. How how
does it feel in your new normal? It feels good. It's exciting.
I think we talked about this a little bit. It feels like we're home.
Yeah, even though I'm not technically from here, you're an honorary Houston,
I feel like I've adopted it as my home city. So it feels
good. It's exciting. It is. It's really nice. And we also
moved back to the apartment complex that was our first apartment together and I've lived
here. This was my first apartment ever, and then after six months,
we moved in together into a bigger unit. It's the same complex, So
this is our This is my third unit at this place, same amazing property
management, same person in charge. She's amazed. Yeah. Yeah, I
feel like it's all falling together, falling in place. It is. It's
a cute space. You You made the choice, which I think was a
was a fun choice of we two bedroom, but we made the master bedroom
in the office. Yeah, so we have this massive office, massive fucking
office, especially because we share it. We've been sharing an office for a
little while now, so it made the most sense. So yeah, it's
really fun having like a restroom like in the office and the sinc and a
huge space for sure. And I mean even the way it's laid out,
we would have had the same furniture. It's not like we would have made
more in here being a bedroom, you know what I mean, Like,
yeah, I know we're not missing out by having that bedroom to the other
room. The other room is the exact same layout in size as our old
ones. Kind of made the most sense to me. The bedrooms just where
we sleep. It's not like we need like a huge bedroom to sleep in
nonn But yeah, it's been really good settling into it. We had a
fun quickie the other day we did and tell me about it. You want
to not tell me about it? You want me to tell you about it.
I'm trying. I don't remember details about it. Well, I wish
just super horny. It was really quick, if I remember correctly, I
was just getting I think my intention was just to masturbate, which a lot
about it. You remember this now, Yes, Yes, there's a lot
of encounters that kind of start that way, and I don't hate that.
I'm like, just give me time to warm up and then it turns into
full on sex. It was really good and it was really fun. Yeah,
it was nice. We haven't had sex in a little while since Ireland
because we got back from Ireland and then we started the moon. It's been
like packing the ground running. I had my gala for an organization that I
helped run, so that also took a lot of time. So yeah,
we're just kind of getting back into the groove of intimacy and US time.
Yeah, but I think we're doing a good job trying to prioritize it,
I think, so, yeah, yeah, what are you doing to prioritize
intimacy and US time? I think you just make making sure like that when
I'm with you, i'm with you. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like
we've done a really good job of trying to make sure we take the last
few hours of the night, yeah, just like eat and take a little
edible and enjoy ourselves and stuff like that. So yeah, we've been really
good for a while now about like actually fully winding down together at the end
of the night. Yeah, even like we don't get to see each other
all day, like really taking time at the end, yeah, to just
be with each other, which has been very nice. Yeah, we discovered
we really enjoy modern family. So we've been going down the modern family rabbit
hole and I thoroughly enjoy that. Yeah, m h Yeah, it's been
nice. Yeah, I enjoy the heck out of it, and I enjoy
the heck out of Houston. I'm so happy to be back. Yeah,
it feels good to be back and kind of explore our old stomping grounds,
see some new stuff that has popped up, a good amount of new stuff,
good amount of new stuff. Our area, this area was more Latin
and now it is less. It's more South American than anything. And it's
also very Mediterranean and a lot of whole all markets around us. Yeah,
so that's interesting. So that's not like West Asian? Is it West?
I believe so wet I think it's West Asian. Okay, West Asian community.
Yeah, it's really fun. Yeah, but yeah everywhere is like hule
All and Shorma. Yeah, it's super fun. I love that for us.
We now lived ten minutes from a Trader Joe, were very close to
a Trader Joe's. We live like six minutes from a Cat's Deli, I
know. And it was really good. It's very good. It was very
good. Really nervous because it was it was a new location, so it's
a little uppit Ea, the like modernized. It looks kind of like it
looks like a restaurant, yeah, or as opposed to like a New York
deli. Sure, but but no, it's still very good. Yeah,
it was very yummy. What do you get? I got a rub and
I got a pastrami rub and that's like, that's what you get when you
go to cats and did a hold up. It was very good. It
was very good. I got that and I got some latkas. Latkas were
really good. I'm excited to go back and try their kindishes. Uh huh.
I'm excited to go back and get their breakfast. I haven't. I
didn't get any breakfast, and they do twenty four hour breakfast and they had
all their drinks and stuff. Looks so good. I got a strawberry lemonade
that was yummy as hell. It was kind of sweet, but it was
really good. Yeah mm hmm. So yeah, we're just that here doing
our best, real just doing our best. We still haven't gone to Housepies.
We still have not gone to House of Pies, and we need to.
We need to prep that for like an edible night, like a good
one, but we need some better adibles. Sure, yeah, these ones
aren't blowing me away. Sure that's fair. So yeah, I'm enjoying the
heck out of it. I enjoy being back in Houston and being in the
culture already so much more culture, way less white people, way less white
people. That's the way I like it. Yeah, yeah, no,
it's really nice and so many like good looking local mom and pop eats,
Yes, a lot of local food. Yeah, Adam, when's the last
time you masturbated? I think I'm masturbated here, have at one point,
Yeah, so within the past week. Okay, yeah, are you doing
that thing where you just masturbating to the toilet? Yeah, okay, I
think that's so. I don't make like a moment of it. No,
you don't let yourself a candle or two, I don't know. Yeah,
don't put any Kenny g on and really stroke went out. No, no,
no, no, it's pretty My masturbatory moments are pretty like efficient get
in, get out, Okay moments. Do you ever do not because I
know you mentioned it's a clean up situation, is the reason you do it
in the bathroom and like it just feels so sterile to me. Do you
never masturbate in Ben? No? No, No, it's so funny because
you masturbate so often standing up, and it's not like we ever have sex
standing up, so like I couldn't I couldn't imagine masturbating standing up. I
don't have sex standing up, but I do have sex with you standing up
fairly often. When fairly often, I'm like on the side of the bed
or I'm on my knees because if you're okay, you know what I mean,
that's fair, that's fair. Yeah, you also peace standing up.
I also peace standing up for the most part, So I get it.
I'm a visiting a person's house. It's such a gentleman. Someone tried to
roast you about that recently and you're like, no, it's how I make
sure that I, like, I keep their toilets clean. Yeah, and
they were like, oh, ok, it's very kind of me to do
that. Yeah, Okay, when's the last time you masturbated. I think
I've masturbated two or three times since we've been here. Yeah, I think
that's true. I think twice because I started my period. You did start
your period, so I started my period on Friday. Yeah, so there's
that opportunity if you want to try and have period sex. It's a vibe
and this was this was a heavy one because remember last month, my period
was very minimal. I think it's because I had so much going on and
I was pretty stressed out and had a lot going on. So my period
was like three days and it was super minimal and very dry. And now
but this time it's made up. I'm getting full crams. I'm in pain
a lot, and uh, the load is a lot. Yeah, you
were. You were struggling last night. For sure. We don't have a
fucking microwave to heat up my rice sock. Yeah, we got to figure
that out. I read that you can heat it up in the oven,
but that makes me nervous for us because that was like with an official,
like actual rice bag, because it's not in a sock. I don't think.
So I feel like we need to invest in like an actual rice heating
pad and then maybe we can put it in the oven. They also have
electric heating pads that too, so I can just have it in bed.
That's a good idea. Yeah, they have a lot of those. You'll
probably get one of those here soon, but or you can just put your
phone stop. That's not funny, guys, my phone it is like a
hairpin away from exploding. You were walking around with a ticking dime bomb.
I didn't know. No one told me. Yeah, we took your phone
to the to the you break I fixed today and they're like, oh,
okay, yeah, no, this is We thought it was just a screen
issue. Yeah. The screen was lift on one side. It was popping
out of the bottom piece of the phone. And I was like, can
we just shove that screen back down? Brother? And they're like, well,
your battery is expanding and it's gonna explode. That's why it's pushing the
screen up. Yeah. Lol, just girly things. This This this episode
is sponsored by Google Pixel. I love our Google Pixel right or die.
People give a shit all the time for having I have not had any issues
with it. No, our whole life is Google Base, Google Calendar.
It just makes life easier. And I'll say this too. Something I've noticed
is that because if we use like Google Pay, I do at least I
use like the Google Pay on the phone for pretty much everything. For a
couple of reasons. It's supposedly very safe and be because my card is snapped
in half and I need to go in an order one. But almost every
time I pull out my phone, or not every time, but very often
when I pull on my phone, they're like, oh, our Apple Pay
is not working. I hear that all the time and I'm like, no,
it's a Google and they go, okay, it's fine. I've never
had anyone be like Google Pay doesn't work. But all the time people are
like, our Apple Pay's not working, so suck our asses apples. Yeah,
take a bite out of that. Hey, So tell me what's up
with you? Well, this is our season finale. It is yeah,
oh my god, technically one episode over our season finale because our Ireland episodes
went long. Technically it is just the fifteenth because I had an archived Daisy
Talk number two. Oh okay, yeah, I didn't tell you about that.
You didn't tell me about that? Yeah, okay, So okay,
So it's our season finale. He's a finale, and I think I wanted
to kind of really open up, give a peek behind the curtains. We
talked about this, and I think we just need to be like open and
honest about it. When are we not transparent with all of our fine folks.
Yeah, I think this season was probably one of our weaker seasons.
Yeah. I think I do think we both kind of let this show get
on the back burner. I think there was a lot going on. This
has been the last the last fifteen weeks, Yeah, has been the most
stressful, intense fifteen weeks in a very long time. For Yes, we
you know, I my work was intense. Planning certain events was very intensive.
We had a trip to Ireland that was like pre planned that ended up
landing in the middle of an event for me and then in the middle of
us move Yeah. Holy cow. Yeah, the last fifteen weeks has been
a roller coaster. Yeah. And I mean at the end of the day,
like as much as I think we'd love for this show to get to
a point where it is like financially helping us a lot, it's just not
right. So I mean, yeah, it definitely doesn't pay a bill.
Yeah, so it's going to in these kind of stressful moments, it's going
to be put on the back burn and compared to things that will actually contribute
to contribute financially to us. So I do think we let this show and
I mean, this is this episode included. There's a lot of episodes of
us being like shit at Sunday. Yeah, and we got an episode tomorrow.
So you know, first of all, I apologize Cinera fans that,
like, I think we can acknowledge you and I both can acknowledge that this
was not like the best season. And I think we also kind of had
a like idea of what this season was going to be and it just ended
up not it was. This season was supposed to be as prioritizing our sex
life. Yeah, and we didn't do that. We did it, Yeah,
it just wasn't It just wasn't in the works. It just it was
too tough. And we do prioritize each other. And ironically, for us
having a sex podcast, I think our preferred intimacy is ironically not sex.
Yeah, I think that, I think yours is. I think I know
you enjoy physical touch, but like I think you and I are trying to
prioritize like quality time and other aspects of our relationships so we can make sure
we're emotionally connecting and things like that. Yeah, And and that's a big
part of why physicalness wasn't necessarily prioritized, you know, on top of all
the things we have going on in our lives. Yeah, and I think
it just as Yeah, I think that's a big part of it is we
had this idea that this season is going to be as prioritizing as sex,
like don't even have anal and talking about it. We didn't even have anal
and now was supposed to be like a big moment of this season, and
it just didn't. It just didn't work out. And so I think we
you and I talked a little bit about this. I think kind of between
these seasons we are going to really kind of go back to the drawing board
and kind of figure out exactly what maybe this next season of the show looks
like, maybe if the structure changes at all, like how that changes without
you know, we've thrown some ideas back and forth between you and without saying
anything. We're going to like really kind of nail down what is the best
structure of this show. Talk about bad timing. Literally in the middle of
us recording this episode, we get a phone call to like we need to
go pick up my phone and we have somewhere to be to go watch a
Super Bowl with your friend and stuff. So we had to take a what
nine hour break in between recording this episode. So the second half is post
super Bowl pose super Bowl where Usher impregnated me through the screen. What a
show, What a lovely show. But to leave off, we were talking
about what we think next season is gonna look like, how we're gonna restructure,
potentially restructure things. Sorry, I have a little bit of a list
my retainers in I've already done my skincare regimen, I brushed my tooth,
My retainers are ready for bed mm hmm. But yeah, I'm excited to
see where that is. I already know that. You and I talked about
using our break more wisely to kind of record during the break as things happen
and really plan things out more nitty gritty. You know, we're settled into
our new place. Things with work are starting to become more like concrete.
Our schedule is going to be the most consistent that it's been for a little
while. Yeah, So it's going to be nice to regroup and refocus on
us for one, which is really important because you know, we're not out
here as banging it out for the content. Yeah, so it'll be nice.
I'm hoping we can get the video content. Yeah, we've talked about
looking into that of trying to do like a video version of this, which
is hard, y'all, that's just expensive. Yeah, now's we've we've looked
at some options and talked about some different options of like how to do it
as quality as we can and as inexpensive as we can. Yeah, and
no, whether that happens next season, the season after that, you know,
I just think as long as we're being consistent, which we are,
I think that's what's important. It's been a wild ride the last what March
April or no, I think it was like May was the start of season
two? Correct? So have we already surpassed that May? What do you
mean? Are we are about to be on two years of just you and
I? Maybe I gotta look back at the date. But there's a lot
of things we want to do and I'm excited to figure out a process that
works the best. I had a reason talking about the two years, but
I forgot was Oh, that's what it was was the past two years of
podcasting. It's wild seeing so many shows come and go, and I really
don't want that for us. As stressful as life can be and figuring things
out. You know, we've already established, you know, a little audience.
It's a good sized audience. I'm proud of our audience. Yeah,
And you know, we have a lot of interaction and we've gotten plenty of
emails about how being open about sex conversations makes an impact on their lives,
and we're not interested in stopping that for any reason. So I just think
as long as we're being consistent, whether we find that the quality is weaker
or not, I still think it's really important. Sure, because it is.
It's really sad. I've seen some shows that have like really great followings
and people really love it and they're just like life happens, and they're not
wrong. Life is really difficult. In comparison, we've got it pretty easy.
A lot of these people have kids, yeah, and and things like
that, and you know, we've really crafted our life to be as flexible
as possible so we can be as creative as possible. So I'm excited to
tap into it and figure out what our new normal is so we can continue
in a consistent manner, but making sure it's quality and we're trying new things
and reading about new things. You know, what I love about us is
that we're always learning with our audiences, and we're approachable, and we're not
here to be educators. We're here to work on ourselves and hopefully inspire others
to work on themselves as well. When it comes to sex. Yeah,
I mean, I think we both think of this as like a group group
project, you me and the listeners. Yeah, so yeah, I'd love
to kind of dive more into that aspect of it. I would also like,
you know, next season, we'll definitely prioritize listening to some of the
voicemails because we definitely have fallen off of that and people are leaving them.
People leave us voicemails and we listen and please continue leaving us anonymous voicemails of
you know, your experiences, learning experiences. You know, whether you think
they're embarrassing, they're empowering to other people so they feel less alone or less
silly about things happening. And you know, those voicemails are really import into
us. And keep writing us emails as well. We do get plenty of
emails for some reason, we just don't prioritize reading them. Yeah. Usually
there's the emails are mixed with like you guys are great, we love you,
and also but they couple it with like eight paragraphs is suggestions. Sure,
and there's no such thing as a bad idea, but there are ideas
that we're just not going to do, like for when we're not a movie
podcast. So like someone wrote us a long email saying now they enjoyed listening
to us, you know, really kind accolades, and then it was like
like paragraphs of like movies we should review, and da da da da.
And I appreciate that. I know we did that with the three sixty five
series, but we mainly did that because it was so interesting that something so
intensely almost you know, smutty was on Netflix and that was the reason behind
it. But a reminder, guys, we're not we're not on a movie
reviewing show. Yeah, and I think if honestly, there's a lot of
great ones, and I don't want to claim to be one. If that's
something we were to do, it'd probably be something we would do on the
Patreon our patreon. Yeah, like that's more where I think that kind of
thing would fit in. Yeah, and don't forget guys, during our break,
please go join the Patreon, it's five bucks a month. There's over
twenty episodes on there, so you can listen to content in our absence.
Follow us on Instagram. We do lots of fun things on there. My
blog on Medium. You can find that in the description of the episode as
well. If you would like to read my blog, which I go over
different sexual experiences in my life and things between you and I as well just
generally, you know, it's it's I enjoy the heck out of writing,
so you can also find me there to read read with me. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm excited to kind of like get more of a structure I think
with the show for next season. Yeah, I am too. It's gonna
be really good. Send us all the ideas, guys. We know for
sure that we need to hyperiod sex. Yeah, and we still haven't really
done anal, but we've done gosh, let's let's think about the things that
we did do. And I don't want to be too hard on ourselves.
Like I ate asked for the first time. You asked for the first time.
Yeah, and you seemed to really enjoy it. Yeah. Yeah,
I got my ass eating for the first time. There's two right there,
and and ten time would do it again, and you really like it,
and it kind of is That's something that we've adopted as one of our new
normalcies and I enjoy the heck out of that, and even a lot more
consistent with putting your fingies in my butt, which I do enjoy. No,
I think it's I think we're a little tough on ourselves about this season,
but we really did try new things. We wanted to do more,
we wanted to try more, but the things that we did try are kind
of our new normal. It's not like a one and done. We tried
it once and moved on. It's now part of our sex routine, our
tool belt. It's in our tool belt, and it's really fun having those
things in your tool belt because it keeps being spicy, it keeps things interesting,
and I just love trying new things with you. Yeah, is there
anything Do you have a standout moment from the last fifteen weeks on the show?
Specifically? It could be on the show or on or off the ice,
because if we need to go over it, I think like I've enjoyed
like playing with your butt more. Yeah, for sure, I think that's
something that I've really had fun with. I think our Daisy episode was like
a highlight of the season for me. I think that was a really fun
and good interesting episode. I love girls talk. Yeah, yeah, no,
that was really special. Yeah. No, she's a good d I
think we talked about it very briefly, but we didn't get into it too
much. Was like even more of the porn that I've discovered. I think
I mentioned to you that accidentally stumbled upon like a like a sex party video.
Yeah that was wild. Yeah, Yeah, that was insane. I
didn't know that that was gonna be interesting to me. So like that's been
a fun journey for me as well as diving into newporn. Yeah, I
feel like more interests in your pornography. Yeah, and also pacting myself.
I feel like I would be very wan and done, like rub one out
very quickly, and now I'll stumble upon like a video that's like twenty minutes
and I'm like, ooh, let me watch it for a little bit and
like slowly touch myself or like like play with myself, like like put my
virator on and off, not just like set her on and just really bang
one out. Yeah, I'm kind of learning how to lengthen that my arousal
and I've had some some of the best orgasms this season with you, specifically
in Ireland. I nearly just like destroyed your hand. Yeah, that was
nice. So I'm learning that too of like when I orgasm, like keep
going because it just gets insane. So I love that that's something that I
figured out I learned about myself. Yeah. Yeah, I'm learning how to
make my orgasms better for you too. It's been a good time. It's
been a good season. As much as we were ambitious about what we wanted
to cover, I'm still very proud of ourselves for the things that we did
do and try. Yeah, while balancing like four jobs you know between us,
and moves and trips and holidays and all the things. You know.
Yeah, I think, uh, you know, I don't know. I
think even though maybe this season didn't go the way we planned, I think
it's still we still it helped us kind of be more adventurous and and like
you you know you've already said this, but just the the fact that we
were at least releasing an episode every week, Yeah, I think is I'm
very proud of us for even if like it's really easy to say, let's
just take a week off. Yeah, yeah, but we didn't let that
happen. I think it would be interesting to look up more things, not
more of an educational way, but more of a backstory, like where does
Amal come from? Yeah, I think that would be fun. And I
think that's kind of what I mean about, like maybe a more structured show
and kind of I'm excited to look into that. I would also love,
like, you know, you you put this out to the listeners of give
us suggestions of things to try in the bedroom and with each other. But
I would say, give us also ideas if there's something you would like to
see on this show, see like whatever it is, if you would like,
hey, I would love for y'all to like do this on the show
or try this on the show, or this kind of thing. Yeah,
but don't be fucking weird. Yeah. I had someone that was like,
maybe you should play with different vibrators on the show, and so I was
like, yeah, no, I get that right, Yeah, so be
like think of it more like and weird, suggest more like segments. Segments.
But this is the thing. If we have segments, so you know
what that means. You know, I want like a I want sound effects
and editing. Sure, I'm like, oh, now this is the Dadada
segment and I want like a okay, I would want side of it.
I would want sound effects and that. But yeah, I think some structure
for both of us would be nice. We've been very fortunate that the last
you know, pretty much all of our seasons for the most prob and most
probam the most part, the improv was on point, the storytelling's on point.
Thank you so much for he Thank you for that. I think,
especially when we're tired or we have life going on, segments and structure kind
of helps us think and keep the train moving. So we have we have
a lot to do. We need to have a full sit down meeting.
We need have. We haven't had a meeting and a think together have things
like that in a while. But it'll be good. I'm excited. Take
a drink every time we say excited. Blackout by the end of this finale.
I'm sorry if this is an anti climactic finale. We've had some really
good finales over the last few years, but this one this season was very
different for us, for sure, absolutely, and I think it's I don't
know. I like to think even if it might be anti climactic, I
hope that it at least is exciting for what's next season is to come,
because because we are, we're gonna really sit down and figure out and really
come with a solid strategy. I'm gonna go ahead and say it now,
since this is the finale and we have time to plan, I promise everyone
listening that the premiere episode of next season will be Anal. Okay, it's
happening. You're gonna you're gonna make that commitment and making the commitment right now.
My body is ready. My body is ready to receive you. But
you can't be scared. You're always scared, youse, guys, such a
tiny little buttole Yeah, but like who doesn't that's fair? Yeah, I
mean that's just we're just working our way up to we'll loup it up.
And maybe that's what it is. Maybe it's like the episode about Anal is
about like three different encounters we have, like, Okay, we warmed up
one day, just did finger play, warmed up to a butt plug,
and then like the third try was like full penetration. Yeah, yeah,
shit takes time. It's not gonna be a one and done situation. That's
gonna be one short hell of a show. Yeah. Yeah, No,
it'll have to be a build up. It don't have to be practiced warm
up. You got the preseason doing the Patreons. Yeah yeah, yeah,
things like that. That'll be nice and fun. But yeah, I want
to hear y'all's ideas. I would love to do more segments and things in
the news. Yeah. We've talked about that before. Yeah, but it
just kind of never happened, and I'd love to like really really do something
like that along those lines. Yeah. Yeah, there's a is good good
things like that. Yeah, what a time? What a vibe? What
a time? What a vibe? What's something You're Mine was anal where I'm
like, this is happening. We talked to talk. What is one thing
that is on your bucket list for next season? You're like, this is
happening. I would like to learn lean more into the educational piece. Yeah,
of us. I don't know even if it's just like looking up with
the early days of like the BDSM communities are like kind of bad aspect.
I think I'm really interested in. Yeah, I think would be really fine.
Yeah, I agree, Yeah, it's interesting to learn things like that,
especially like dungeons. Isn't it funny that dungeons are just like a thing.
I think there's yeah, yeah, funny. You can just go somewhere
and go to a dungeon and just pay someone to Yeah. The book I
was reading, I read Julia Fox's book when we were traveling for Ireland and
such a when do that pretty fast? And she was a dominatrix and one
of the first clients she had is a smoker, and they're just like,
oh, go into room dah, da da dah. Jerry's here. He's
just he's a smoker. And she's like, okay, I don't really know
what that means. And his whole thing is that she uh smokes. He
like brings a bunch of like a two hours is like how long he hired
her for or something like that, an hour two hours. And his thing
is her chain smoking into like a tube that and he's wearing like a gas
mask. Oh, he's like choking on it. Yeah. Well, his
thing is he can't smoke them. Okay, like he can't smoke them,
but he can like inhale it, like he can smell it. And she
was like, huh, that seems pretty easy. Okay, cool. No,
but she was because she was already a smoker. So she's like,
okay, okay, work, you want me to just smoke? But no,
she was like, oh no. By the end of it, like
my throat was on fire. There's a lot of aspects of Kinker and and
I think we just I would love to like kind of learn more about the
various worlds of sex. I think we get like a little bit of education
when when we interview people, sure, but it's also very when we interview
people, it just ends up very promotional, sure, and not as even
us getting educated. Yeah yeah, yeah, m hm, Like I kind
of I want like a part of this show to feel like us going through
the Museum of Sex. Yeah. Yeah, the history of the different cultures
and stuff I think would be very fun. Like just learning about another community
that's really big is the balloon community. Yeah, lun luners. Okay,
they followed us on Instagram a while back on a page about it's called like
lunar community or something. You know, what does that mean? People?
That? And that's on like my strange addiction as well is that people are
very aroused by balloons. All right, Yeah, it's the whole community.
It's a whole thing. So yeah, I like that kind of stuff.
I'm just curious about because I'm also just curious, like, how do you
even find out? I guess it's actually I was gonna say balloons. I
guess you could figure out pretty easily. They went into a party city one
time, fell in love. But I'm curious, like, are there people
that are like really into my lar balloons as opposed to like a regular rubber
balloon? Oh, you think there's like an array? Probably, I would
imagine there's like, are there people that are like I'm I only like and
attracted to balloon animals? Like? Oh yeah, No, there's there's so
many segments and nuances that we got to dive into, which just takes more
time in research. Yes, but we have the time now, Like we're
gonna make the time and have that commitment to do as much research as we
can ahead of time. Yeah. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited to
learn more more about what people enjoy because I wouldn't I don't know. I
don't think I want you to chain smoke in front in my face. But
I feel like there's other things that we could do or try and figure out.
Yeah, there's a whole world out there. Yeah, we half ass
tried, like rope play. That was so hard. Rope play was hard,
but we did try, like more like just tying up with like I
enjoy being tied out, I really really And we had fun with that.
Yeah, I think you just want to tie me more often. Yeah.
Yeah, So who knows what else is out there for us to try?
And even if we don't try it, but like just understand and and I
think also just bring light to to people. I would love if we like
today, we're gonna we've discovered the world of looming and then someone out there
is goes, you know what, I've always kind of found balloon sexy.
Maybe I should look into this. Maybe this is a I didn't know this
was a thing. Sexy ass balloon. Yeah, No, there's a lot
to it. And because all we do here, we don't we don't uh
yuck on anyone's young at all. You know, there's unless it's like harmful
to someone, hopefully out as long as you're not hurting yourself for others,
Like who am I to judge? I don't I'm not gonna have much of
an opinion it might say, oh, that might not be for me,
but if it is for you, that's great. Yeah. I have to
imagine a lot of these communities would have to be pretty self aware to understand,
like, especially some of the more niche ones that like, I'm sure
people who are rent to balloons have to be self aware enough to know,
like, this isn't an everybody thing, right, m oh, a lot
of those. I think there's a man that married his car. Yeah,
yeah, No, it goes deep. It goes deep when it comes to
like foreign objects that can, like the foreign object community runs pretty deep.
It does. Anything is sexy if you want it to be. I guess,
I guess I think we should stay away from bestiality. That one I'm
not in. Well, yeah, that's that's harmed, John, harming yourself
or others. Beastiality is harming others, animals or others. They can't consent.
The bees can't consent to giving us honey. Started on that veganism.
We stay far away from veganism. These are my favorite fish. I love
that. Any other callouts or things you want to go over, And I'm
sorry that the finale is a little briefer, but you know, life's tough
sometimes. Yeah, I think it's and I think for both are our brain
priority with this finale was just kind of addressing this season and talking about kind
of macul sounds so serious, addressing addressing the rumors a nast So yeah,
I think for me, I'm just like ready to like sit down and kind
of come up with the game plan. Yeah. I feel like last season's
break was not a break. No, Yeah, I didn't really feel like
one. It flew by so very quickly and so fast, and we thought
we had this structure down. Our main priority was not having guests, and
we really ran with that, and we're like, we're just gonna try something
new every week, and that was at that was a challenge. So yeah,
I appreciated our bigger for that. I think we overestimated or underestimated maybe
how much prep ironically, how much more prep would need to go into the
show with zero guests so much. So Yeah, I mean guests can be
a crutch sometimes because you're just like, well, I'll just get to know
this person. Yeah, I'm just gonna let this person talk. I like,
for us, we would write down a handful of questions beforehand and then
like go in and like let them, you know, we would kind of
rains, but they would be the horse leading the conversation. Yeah, and
without guests, you you really you can't. Just what I think we learned
this season is you can't just turn on the mic and start chatting. No,
we gotta have a plan. Yeah, plans are important. Thanks for
riding this season out with us. And if you're new here, it's just
gonna get better. It always does, It always does, always does,
baby, each town hold it down? Got what is it? Why?
If you've been saying that so much recently, Well, we watched the Puppy
Bowl earlier. Got it? Okay, anytime the Puppy Bowl is on,
I'm reminded that I got that owg in me. Well, I love you
so much. I love you. If you're listening to this, I care
about you a little. I don't know you. I don't love you.
I don't do that much. I do appreciate you for listening and doin the
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very important and inspiring to others. Is so taboo. Nobody talks about it,
and we need to learn from our best experiences our failed experiences quote unquote.
It helps. Yeah, And like I said, you can be as
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pressure and it still can be very cathartic. Mm hmm. So we need
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had some other thought that popped up and then it went away, but it's
okay. They can wait like six weeks. Yeah, So until next time,
guys. Thank you for another amazing season. Thanks for your patience and
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This one's a little more of a plateau, but we're doing our best.
Yeah, and consistency is keith. We're in a dip, not a cold
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