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It's season five. Welcome back to
Bottles Up Bitches, your favorite sex

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podcast hosted by a already married couple
with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer Man

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Adam. Sex shouldn't be taboo or
embarrassing, so let's talk about it.

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Stay horny bitches. E. It's
Super Bowl Sunday, and I got that

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dog? Get me? Have you? Super Bowl Sunday? The Super Bowl

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Sunday, our first Super Bowl Sunday
back in our new home, all up

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in h Town. We have officially
moved to Houston, h Town. Hold

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it down, DJ screwed Territory,
what clutch city? Ew? Hey,

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how are you doing? Adam?
I'm doing good. I'm tired, I'm

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exhausted as always, but do good. Not only is it our first shipperpol

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Sunday in Houston, it's our first
Sunday ever in Houston. We well since

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well, just move back. We've
just moved back on Monday. Yeah.

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How has it been settling into the
new place? Unpacking? We've been driving

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around we've been. We're gonna see
a friend of yours today. How how

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does it feel in your new normal? It feels good. It's exciting.

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I think we talked about this a
little bit. It feels like we're home.

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Yeah, even though I'm not technically
from here, you're an honorary Houston,

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I feel like I've adopted it as
my home city. So it feels

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good. It's exciting. It is. It's really nice. And we also

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moved back to the apartment complex that
was our first apartment together and I've lived

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here. This was my first apartment
ever, and then after six months,

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we moved in together into a bigger
unit. It's the same complex, So

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this is our This is my third
unit at this place, same amazing property

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management, same person in charge.
She's amazed. Yeah. Yeah, I

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feel like it's all falling together,
falling in place. It is. It's

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a cute space. You You made
the choice, which I think was a

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was a fun choice of we two
bedroom, but we made the master bedroom

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in the office. Yeah, so
we have this massive office, massive fucking

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office, especially because we share it. We've been sharing an office for a

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little while now, so it made
the most sense. So yeah, it's

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really fun having like a restroom like
in the office and the sinc and a

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huge space for sure. And I
mean even the way it's laid out,

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we would have had the same furniture. It's not like we would have made

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more in here being a bedroom,
you know what I mean, Like,

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yeah, I know we're not missing
out by having that bedroom to the other

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room. The other room is the
exact same layout in size as our old

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ones. Kind of made the most
sense to me. The bedrooms just where

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we sleep. It's not like we
need like a huge bedroom to sleep in

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nonn But yeah, it's been really
good settling into it. We had a

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fun quickie the other day we did
and tell me about it. You want

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to not tell me about it?
You want me to tell you about it.

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I'm trying. I don't remember details
about it. Well, I wish

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just super horny. It was really
quick, if I remember correctly, I

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was just getting I think my intention
was just to masturbate, which a lot

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about it. You remember this now, Yes, Yes, there's a lot

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of encounters that kind of start that
way, and I don't hate that.

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I'm like, just give me time
to warm up and then it turns into

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full on sex. It was really
good and it was really fun. Yeah,

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it was nice. We haven't had
sex in a little while since Ireland

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because we got back from Ireland and
then we started the moon. It's been

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like packing the ground running. I
had my gala for an organization that I

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helped run, so that also took
a lot of time. So yeah,

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we're just kind of getting back into
the groove of intimacy and US time.

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Yeah, but I think we're doing
a good job trying to prioritize it,

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I think, so, yeah,
yeah, what are you doing to prioritize

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intimacy and US time? I think
you just make making sure like that when

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I'm with you, i'm with you. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like

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we've done a really good job of
trying to make sure we take the last

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few hours of the night, yeah, just like eat and take a little

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edible and enjoy ourselves and stuff like
that. So yeah, we've been really

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good for a while now about like
actually fully winding down together at the end

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of the night. Yeah, even
like we don't get to see each other

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all day, like really taking time
at the end, yeah, to just

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be with each other, which has
been very nice. Yeah, we discovered

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we really enjoy modern family. So
we've been going down the modern family rabbit

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hole and I thoroughly enjoy that.
Yeah, m h Yeah, it's been

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nice. Yeah, I enjoy the
heck out of it, and I enjoy

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the heck out of Houston. I'm
so happy to be back. Yeah,

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it feels good to be back and
kind of explore our old stomping grounds,

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see some new stuff that has popped
up, a good amount of new stuff,

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good amount of new stuff. Our
area, this area was more Latin

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and now it is less. It's
more South American than anything. And it's

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also very Mediterranean and a lot of
whole all markets around us. Yeah,

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so that's interesting. So that's not
like West Asian? Is it West?

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I believe so wet I think it's
West Asian. Okay, West Asian community.

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Yeah, it's really fun. Yeah, but yeah everywhere is like hule

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All and Shorma. Yeah, it's
super fun. I love that for us.

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We now lived ten minutes from a
Trader Joe, were very close to

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a Trader Joe's. We live like
six minutes from a Cat's Deli, I

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know. And it was really good. It's very good. It was very

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good. Really nervous because it was
it was a new location, so it's

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a little uppit Ea, the like
modernized. It looks kind of like it

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looks like a restaurant, yeah,
or as opposed to like a New York

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deli. Sure, but but no, it's still very good. Yeah,

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it was very yummy. What do
you get? I got a rub and

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I got a pastrami rub and that's
like, that's what you get when you

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go to cats and did a hold
up. It was very good. It

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was very good. I got that
and I got some latkas. Latkas were

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really good. I'm excited to go
back and try their kindishes. Uh huh.

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I'm excited to go back and get
their breakfast. I haven't. I

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didn't get any breakfast, and they
do twenty four hour breakfast and they had

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all their drinks and stuff. Looks
so good. I got a strawberry lemonade

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that was yummy as hell. It
was kind of sweet, but it was

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really good. Yeah mm hmm.
So yeah, we're just that here doing

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our best, real just doing our
best. We still haven't gone to Housepies.

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We still have not gone to House
of Pies, and we need to.

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We need to prep that for like
an edible night, like a good

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one, but we need some better
adibles. Sure, yeah, these ones

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aren't blowing me away. Sure that's
fair. So yeah, I'm enjoying the

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heck out of it. I enjoy
being back in Houston and being in the

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culture already so much more culture,
way less white people, way less white

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people. That's the way I like
it. Yeah, yeah, no,

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it's really nice and so many like
good looking local mom and pop eats,

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Yes, a lot of local food. Yeah, Adam, when's the last

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time you masturbated? I think I'm
masturbated here, have at one point,

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Yeah, so within the past week. Okay, yeah, are you doing

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that thing where you just masturbating to
the toilet? Yeah, okay, I

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think that's so. I don't make
like a moment of it. No,

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you don't let yourself a candle or
two, I don't know. Yeah,

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don't put any Kenny g on and
really stroke went out. No, no,

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no, no, it's pretty My
masturbatory moments are pretty like efficient get

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in, get out, Okay moments. Do you ever do not because I

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know you mentioned it's a clean up
situation, is the reason you do it

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in the bathroom and like it just
feels so sterile to me. Do you

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never masturbate in Ben? No?
No, No, it's so funny because

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you masturbate so often standing up,
and it's not like we ever have sex

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standing up, so like I couldn't
I couldn't imagine masturbating standing up. I

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don't have sex standing up, but
I do have sex with you standing up

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fairly often. When fairly often,
I'm like on the side of the bed

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or I'm on my knees because if
you're okay, you know what I mean,

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that's fair, that's fair. Yeah, you also peace standing up.

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I also peace standing up for the
most part, So I get it.

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I'm a visiting a person's house.
It's such a gentleman. Someone tried to

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roast you about that recently and you're
like, no, it's how I make

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sure that I, like, I
keep their toilets clean. Yeah, and

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they were like, oh, ok, it's very kind of me to do

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that. Yeah, Okay, when's
the last time you masturbated. I think

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I've masturbated two or three times since
we've been here. Yeah, I think

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that's true. I think twice because
I started my period. You did start

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your period, so I started my
period on Friday. Yeah, so there's

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that opportunity if you want to try
and have period sex. It's a vibe

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and this was this was a heavy
one because remember last month, my period

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was very minimal. I think it's
because I had so much going on and

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I was pretty stressed out and had
a lot going on. So my period

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was like three days and it was
super minimal and very dry. And now

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but this time it's made up.
I'm getting full crams. I'm in pain

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a lot, and uh, the
load is a lot. Yeah, you

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were. You were struggling last night. For sure. We don't have a

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fucking microwave to heat up my rice
sock. Yeah, we got to figure

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that out. I read that you
can heat it up in the oven,

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but that makes me nervous for us
because that was like with an official,

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like actual rice bag, because it's
not in a sock. I don't think.

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So I feel like we need to
invest in like an actual rice heating

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pad and then maybe we can put
it in the oven. They also have

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electric heating pads that too, so
I can just have it in bed.

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That's a good idea. Yeah,
they have a lot of those. You'll

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probably get one of those here soon, but or you can just put your

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phone stop. That's not funny,
guys, my phone it is like a

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hairpin away from exploding. You were
walking around with a ticking dime bomb.

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I didn't know. No one told
me. Yeah, we took your phone

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to the to the you break I
fixed today and they're like, oh,

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okay, yeah, no, this
is We thought it was just a screen

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issue. Yeah. The screen was
lift on one side. It was popping

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out of the bottom piece of the
phone. And I was like, can

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we just shove that screen back down? Brother? And they're like, well,

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your battery is expanding and it's gonna
explode. That's why it's pushing the

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screen up. Yeah. Lol,
just girly things. This This this episode

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is sponsored by Google Pixel. I
love our Google Pixel right or die.

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People give a shit all the time
for having I have not had any issues

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with it. No, our whole
life is Google Base, Google Calendar.

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It just makes life easier. And
I'll say this too. Something I've noticed

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is that because if we use like
Google Pay, I do at least I

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use like the Google Pay on the
phone for pretty much everything. For a

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couple of reasons. It's supposedly very
safe and be because my card is snapped

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in half and I need to go
in an order one. But almost every

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time I pull out my phone,
or not every time, but very often

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when I pull on my phone,
they're like, oh, our Apple Pay

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is not working. I hear that
all the time and I'm like, no,

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it's a Google and they go,
okay, it's fine. I've never

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had anyone be like Google Pay doesn't
work. But all the time people are

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like, our Apple Pay's not working, so suck our asses apples. Yeah,

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take a bite out of that.
Hey, So tell me what's up

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with you? Well, this is
our season finale. It is yeah,

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oh my god, technically one episode
over our season finale because our Ireland episodes

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went long. Technically it is just
the fifteenth because I had an archived Daisy

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Talk number two. Oh okay,
yeah, I didn't tell you about that.

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You didn't tell me about that?
Yeah, okay, So okay,

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So it's our season finale. He's
a finale, and I think I wanted

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to kind of really open up,
give a peek behind the curtains. We

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talked about this, and I think
we just need to be like open and

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honest about it. When are we
not transparent with all of our fine folks.

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Yeah, I think this season was
probably one of our weaker seasons.

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Yeah. I think I do think
we both kind of let this show get

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on the back burner. I think
there was a lot going on. This

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has been the last the last fifteen
weeks, Yeah, has been the most

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stressful, intense fifteen weeks in a
very long time. For Yes, we

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you know, I my work was
intense. Planning certain events was very intensive.

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We had a trip to Ireland that
was like pre planned that ended up

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landing in the middle of an event
for me and then in the middle of

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us move Yeah. Holy cow.
Yeah, the last fifteen weeks has been

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a roller coaster. Yeah. And
I mean at the end of the day,

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like as much as I think we'd
love for this show to get to

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a point where it is like financially
helping us a lot, it's just not

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right. So I mean, yeah, it definitely doesn't pay a bill.

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Yeah, so it's going to in
these kind of stressful moments, it's going

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to be put on the back burn
and compared to things that will actually contribute

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to contribute financially to us. So
I do think we let this show and

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I mean, this is this episode
included. There's a lot of episodes of

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us being like shit at Sunday.
Yeah, and we got an episode tomorrow.

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So you know, first of all, I apologize Cinera fans that,

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like, I think we can acknowledge
you and I both can acknowledge that this

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was not like the best season.
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a like idea of what this season
was going to be and it just ended

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up not it was. This season
was supposed to be as prioritizing our sex

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life. Yeah, and we didn't
do that. We did it, Yeah,

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it just wasn't It just wasn't in
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too tough. And we do prioritize
each other. And ironically, for us

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having a sex podcast, I think
our preferred intimacy is ironically not sex.

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you enjoy physical touch, but like
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prioritize like quality time and other aspects
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we're emotionally connecting and things like that. Yeah, And and that's a big

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part of why physicalness wasn't necessarily prioritized, you know, on top of all

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the things we have going on in
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it just as Yeah, I think
that's a big part of it is we

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had this idea that this season is
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like don't even have anal and talking
about it. We didn't even have anal

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and now was supposed to be like
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it just didn't. It just didn't
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you and I talked a little bit
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these seasons we are going to really
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and kind of figure out exactly what
maybe this next season of the show looks

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like, maybe if the structure changes
at all, like how that changes without

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you know, we've thrown some ideas
back and forth between you and without saying

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anything. We're going to like really
kind of nail down what is the best

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structure of this show. Talk about
bad timing. Literally in the middle of

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us recording this episode, we get
a phone call to like we need to

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go pick up my phone and we
have somewhere to be to go watch a

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Super Bowl with your friend and stuff. So we had to take a what

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nine hour break in between recording this
episode. So the second half is post

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super Bowl pose super Bowl where Usher
impregnated me through the screen. What a

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show, What a lovely show.
But to leave off, we were talking

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about what we think next season is
gonna look like, how we're gonna restructure,

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potentially restructure things. Sorry, I
have a little bit of a list

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my retainers in I've already done my
skincare regimen, I brushed my tooth,

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My retainers are ready for bed mm
hmm. But yeah, I'm excited to

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see where that is. I already
know that. You and I talked about

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using our break more wisely to kind
of record during the break as things happen

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and really plan things out more nitty
gritty. You know, we're settled into

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our new place. Things with work
are starting to become more like concrete.

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Our schedule is going to be the
most consistent that it's been for a little

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while. Yeah, So it's going
to be nice to regroup and refocus on

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us for one, which is really
important because you know, we're not out

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here as banging it out for the
content. Yeah, so it'll be nice.

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I'm hoping we can get the video
content. Yeah, we've talked about

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looking into that of trying to do
like a video version of this, which

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is hard, y'all, that's just
expensive. Yeah, now's we've we've looked

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at some options and talked about some
different options of like how to do it

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as quality as we can and as
inexpensive as we can. Yeah, and

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no, whether that happens next season, the season after that, you know,

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I just think as long as we're
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I think that's what's important. It's
been a wild ride the last what March

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April or no, I think it
was like May was the start of season

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two? Correct? So have we
already surpassed that May? What do you

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mean? Are we are about to
be on two years of just you and

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I? Maybe I gotta look back
at the date. But there's a lot

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of things we want to do and
I'm excited to figure out a process that

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works the best. I had a
reason talking about the two years, but

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I forgot was Oh, that's what
it was was the past two years of

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podcasting. It's wild seeing so many
shows come and go, and I really

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don't want that for us. As
stressful as life can be and figuring things

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out. You know, we've already
established, you know, a little audience.

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It's a good sized audience. I'm
proud of our audience. Yeah,

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And you know, we have a
lot of interaction and we've gotten plenty of

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emails about how being open about sex
conversations makes an impact on their lives,

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and we're not interested in stopping that
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as long as we're being consistent,
whether we find that the quality is weaker

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or not, I still think it's
really important. Sure, because it is.

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It's really sad. I've seen some
shows that have like really great followings

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and people really love it and they're
just like life happens, and they're not

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wrong. Life is really difficult.
In comparison, we've got it pretty easy.

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that, and you know, we've
really crafted our life to be as flexible

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as possible so we can be as
creative as possible. So I'm excited to

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tap into it and figure out what
our new normal is so we can continue

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in a consistent manner, but making
sure it's quality and we're trying new things

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and reading about new things. You
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that we're always learning with our audiences, and we're approachable, and we're not

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here to be educators. We're here
to work on ourselves and hopefully inspire others

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to work on themselves as well.
When it comes to sex. Yeah,

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I mean, I think we both
think of this as like a group group

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project, you me and the listeners. Yeah, so yeah, I'd love

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to kind of dive more into that
aspect of it. I would also like,

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you know, next season, we'll
definitely prioritize listening to some of the

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voicemails because we definitely have fallen off
of that and people are leaving them.

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People leave us voicemails and we listen
and please continue leaving us anonymous voicemails of

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you know, your experiences, learning
experiences. You know, whether you think

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they're embarrassing, they're empowering to other
people so they feel less alone or less

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silly about things happening. And you
know, those voicemails are really import into

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us. And keep writing us emails
as well. We do get plenty of

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emails for some reason, we just
don't prioritize reading them. Yeah. Usually

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there's the emails are mixed with like
you guys are great, we love you,

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and also but they couple it with
like eight paragraphs is suggestions. Sure,

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and there's no such thing as a
bad idea, but there are ideas

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that we're just not going to do, like for when we're not a movie

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podcast. So like someone wrote us
a long email saying now they enjoyed listening

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to us, you know, really
kind accolades, and then it was like

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like paragraphs of like movies we should
review, and da da da da.

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And I appreciate that. I know
we did that with the three sixty five

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series, but we mainly did that
because it was so interesting that something so

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intensely almost you know, smutty was
on Netflix and that was the reason behind

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it. But a reminder, guys, we're not we're not on a movie

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reviewing show. Yeah, and I
think if honestly, there's a lot of

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great ones, and I don't want
to claim to be one. If that's

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something we were to do, it'd
probably be something we would do on the

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Patreon our patreon. Yeah, like
that's more where I think that kind of

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thing would fit in. Yeah,
and don't forget guys, during our break,

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please go join the Patreon, it's
five bucks a month. There's over

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twenty episodes on there, so you
can listen to content in our absence.

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Follow us on Instagram. We do
lots of fun things on there. My

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blog on Medium. You can find
that in the description of the episode as

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well. If you would like to
read my blog, which I go over

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different sexual experiences in my life and
things between you and I as well just

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generally, you know, it's it's
I enjoy the heck out of writing,

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so you can also find me there
to read read with me. Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm excited to kind of
like get more of a structure I think

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with the show for next season.
Yeah, I am too. It's gonna

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be really good. Send us all
the ideas, guys. We know for

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sure that we need to hyperiod sex. Yeah, and we still haven't really

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done anal, but we've done gosh, let's let's think about the things that

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we did do. And I don't
want to be too hard on ourselves.

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Like I ate asked for the first
time. You asked for the first time.

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Yeah, and you seemed to really
enjoy it. Yeah. Yeah,

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I got my ass eating for the
first time. There's two right there,

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and and ten time would do it
again, and you really like it,

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and it kind of is That's something
that we've adopted as one of our new

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normalcies and I enjoy the heck out
of that, and even a lot more

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consistent with putting your fingies in my
butt, which I do enjoy. No,

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I think it's I think we're a
little tough on ourselves about this season,

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but we really did try new things. We wanted to do more,

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we wanted to try more, but
the things that we did try are kind

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of our new normal. It's not
like a one and done. We tried

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it once and moved on. It's
now part of our sex routine, our

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tool belt. It's in our tool
belt, and it's really fun having those

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things in your tool belt because it
keeps being spicy, it keeps things interesting,

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and I just love trying new things
with you. Yeah, is there

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anything Do you have a standout moment
from the last fifteen weeks on the show?

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Specifically? It could be on the
show or on or off the ice,

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because if we need to go over
it, I think like I've enjoyed

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like playing with your butt more.
Yeah, for sure, I think that's

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something that I've really had fun with. I think our Daisy episode was like

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a highlight of the season for me. I think that was a really fun

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and good interesting episode. I love
girls talk. Yeah, yeah, no,

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that was really special. Yeah.
No, she's a good d I

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think we talked about it very briefly, but we didn't get into it too

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much. Was like even more of
the porn that I've discovered. I think

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I mentioned to you that accidentally stumbled
upon like a like a sex party video.

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Yeah that was wild. Yeah,
Yeah, that was insane. I

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didn't know that that was gonna be
interesting to me. So like that's been

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a fun journey for me as well
as diving into newporn. Yeah, I

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feel like more interests in your pornography. Yeah, and also pacting myself.

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I feel like I would be very
wan and done, like rub one out

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very quickly, and now I'll stumble
upon like a video that's like twenty minutes

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and I'm like, ooh, let
me watch it for a little bit and

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like slowly touch myself or like like
play with myself, like like put my

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virator on and off, not just
like set her on and just really bang

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one out. Yeah, I'm kind
of learning how to lengthen that my arousal

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and I've had some some of the
best orgasms this season with you, specifically

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in Ireland. I nearly just like
destroyed your hand. Yeah, that was

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nice. So I'm learning that too
of like when I orgasm, like keep

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going because it just gets insane.
So I love that that's something that I

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figured out I learned about myself.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm learning how to

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make my orgasms better for you too. It's been a good time. It's

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been a good season. As much
as we were ambitious about what we wanted

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to cover, I'm still very proud
of ourselves for the things that we did

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do and try. Yeah, while
balancing like four jobs you know between us,

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and moves and trips and holidays and
all the things. You know.

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Yeah, I think, uh,
you know, I don't know. I

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think even though maybe this season didn't
go the way we planned, I think

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it's still we still it helped us
kind of be more adventurous and and like

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you you know you've already said this, but just the the fact that we

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were at least releasing an episode every
week, Yeah, I think is I'm

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very proud of us for even if
like it's really easy to say, let's

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just take a week off. Yeah, yeah, but we didn't let that

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happen. I think it would be
interesting to look up more things, not

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more of an educational way, but
more of a backstory, like where does

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Amal come from? Yeah, I
think that would be fun. And I

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think that's kind of what I mean
about, like maybe a more structured show

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and kind of I'm excited to look
into that. I would also love,

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like, you know, you you
put this out to the listeners of give

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us suggestions of things to try in
the bedroom and with each other. But

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I would say, give us also
ideas if there's something you would like to

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see on this show, see like
whatever it is, if you would like,

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hey, I would love for y'all
to like do this on the show

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or try this on the show,
or this kind of thing. Yeah,

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but don't be fucking weird. Yeah. I had someone that was like,

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maybe you should play with different vibrators
on the show, and so I was

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like, yeah, no, I
get that right, Yeah, so be

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like think of it more like and
weird, suggest more like segments. Segments.

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But this is the thing. If
we have segments, so you know

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what that means. You know,
I want like a I want sound effects

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and editing. Sure, I'm like, oh, now this is the Dadada

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segment and I want like a okay, I would want side of it.

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I would want sound effects and that. But yeah, I think some structure

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for both of us would be nice. We've been very fortunate that the last

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you know, pretty much all of
our seasons for the most prob and most

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probam the most part, the improv
was on point, the storytelling's on point.

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Thank you so much for he Thank
you for that. I think,

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especially when we're tired or we have
life going on, segments and structure kind

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of helps us think and keep the
train moving. So we have we have

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a lot to do. We need
to have a full sit down meeting.

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We need have. We haven't had
a meeting and a think together have things

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like that in a while. But
it'll be good. I'm excited. Take

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a drink every time we say excited. Blackout by the end of this finale.

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00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:10.319
I'm sorry if this is an anti
climactic finale. We've had some really

408
00:28:10.319 --> 00:28:12.960
good finales over the last few years, but this one this season was very

409
00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:15.920
different for us, for sure,
absolutely, and I think it's I don't

410
00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:18.680
know. I like to think even
if it might be anti climactic, I

411
00:28:18.680 --> 00:28:23.400
hope that it at least is exciting
for what's next season is to come,

412
00:28:23.599 --> 00:28:27.000
because because we are, we're gonna
really sit down and figure out and really

413
00:28:27.000 --> 00:28:30.519
come with a solid strategy. I'm
gonna go ahead and say it now,

414
00:28:30.559 --> 00:28:34.279
since this is the finale and we
have time to plan, I promise everyone

415
00:28:34.319 --> 00:28:40.519
listening that the premiere episode of next
season will be Anal. Okay, it's

416
00:28:40.519 --> 00:28:44.400
happening. You're gonna you're gonna make
that commitment and making the commitment right now.

417
00:28:44.480 --> 00:28:49.759
My body is ready. My body
is ready to receive you. But

418
00:28:49.839 --> 00:28:55.559
you can't be scared. You're always
scared, youse, guys, such a

419
00:28:55.559 --> 00:29:02.119
tiny little buttole Yeah, but like
who doesn't that's fair? Yeah, I

420
00:29:02.160 --> 00:29:04.440
mean that's just we're just working our
way up to we'll loup it up.

421
00:29:06.000 --> 00:29:10.119
And maybe that's what it is.
Maybe it's like the episode about Anal is

422
00:29:10.160 --> 00:29:14.400
about like three different encounters we have, like, Okay, we warmed up

423
00:29:14.559 --> 00:29:19.000
one day, just did finger play, warmed up to a butt plug,

424
00:29:19.200 --> 00:29:23.160
and then like the third try was
like full penetration. Yeah, yeah,

425
00:29:23.519 --> 00:29:27.119
shit takes time. It's not gonna
be a one and done situation. That's

426
00:29:27.119 --> 00:29:30.440
gonna be one short hell of a
show. Yeah. Yeah, No,

427
00:29:30.559 --> 00:29:34.640
it'll have to be a build up. It don't have to be practiced warm

428
00:29:34.720 --> 00:29:41.920
up. You got the preseason doing
the Patreons. Yeah yeah, yeah,

429
00:29:41.960 --> 00:29:44.880
things like that. That'll be nice
and fun. But yeah, I want

430
00:29:44.920 --> 00:29:48.079
to hear y'all's ideas. I would
love to do more segments and things in

431
00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:52.599
the news. Yeah. We've talked
about that before. Yeah, but it

432
00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:56.720
just kind of never happened, and
I'd love to like really really do something

433
00:29:56.759 --> 00:30:00.880
like that along those lines. Yeah. Yeah, there's a is good good

434
00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:04.519
things like that. Yeah, what
a time? What a vibe? What

435
00:30:04.599 --> 00:30:11.000
a time? What a vibe?
What's something You're Mine was anal where I'm

436
00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:14.759
like, this is happening. We
talked to talk. What is one thing

437
00:30:14.799 --> 00:30:17.599
that is on your bucket list for
next season? You're like, this is

438
00:30:17.640 --> 00:30:22.920
happening. I would like to learn
lean more into the educational piece. Yeah,

439
00:30:23.240 --> 00:30:30.799
of us. I don't know even
if it's just like looking up with

440
00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:34.960
the early days of like the BDSM
communities are like kind of bad aspect.

441
00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:38.039
I think I'm really interested in.
Yeah, I think would be really fine.

442
00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:42.680
Yeah, I agree, Yeah,
it's interesting to learn things like that,

443
00:30:42.839 --> 00:30:45.880
especially like dungeons. Isn't it funny
that dungeons are just like a thing.

444
00:30:47.519 --> 00:30:49.480
I think there's yeah, yeah,
funny. You can just go somewhere

445
00:30:49.480 --> 00:30:53.400
and go to a dungeon and just
pay someone to Yeah. The book I

446
00:30:53.440 --> 00:30:59.480
was reading, I read Julia Fox's
book when we were traveling for Ireland and

447
00:30:59.519 --> 00:31:03.200
such a when do that pretty fast? And she was a dominatrix and one

448
00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:08.920
of the first clients she had is
a smoker, and they're just like,

449
00:31:10.039 --> 00:31:12.440
oh, go into room dah,
da da dah. Jerry's here. He's

450
00:31:12.480 --> 00:31:15.599
just he's a smoker. And she's
like, okay, I don't really know

451
00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:22.680
what that means. And his whole
thing is that she uh smokes. He

452
00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:26.160
like brings a bunch of like a
two hours is like how long he hired

453
00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:30.720
her for or something like that,
an hour two hours. And his thing

454
00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:36.400
is her chain smoking into like a
tube that and he's wearing like a gas

455
00:31:36.440 --> 00:31:41.759
mask. Oh, he's like choking
on it. Yeah. Well, his

456
00:31:41.799 --> 00:31:45.440
thing is he can't smoke them.
Okay, like he can't smoke them,

457
00:31:45.440 --> 00:31:51.240
but he can like inhale it,
like he can smell it. And she

458
00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:53.960
was like, huh, that seems
pretty easy. Okay, cool. No,

459
00:31:55.079 --> 00:31:56.000
but she was because she was already
a smoker. So she's like,

460
00:31:56.039 --> 00:31:59.160
okay, okay, work, you
want me to just smoke? But no,

461
00:31:59.279 --> 00:32:00.559
she was like, oh no.
By the end of it, like

462
00:32:00.599 --> 00:32:07.960
my throat was on fire. There's
a lot of aspects of Kinker and and

463
00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:12.559
I think we just I would love
to like kind of learn more about the

464
00:32:12.680 --> 00:32:15.599
various worlds of sex. I think
we get like a little bit of education

465
00:32:15.640 --> 00:32:20.039
when when we interview people, sure, but it's also very when we interview

466
00:32:20.039 --> 00:32:24.039
people, it just ends up very
promotional, sure, and not as even

467
00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:30.400
us getting educated. Yeah yeah,
yeah, m hm, Like I kind

468
00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:32.799
of I want like a part of
this show to feel like us going through

469
00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:37.519
the Museum of Sex. Yeah.
Yeah, the history of the different cultures

470
00:32:37.519 --> 00:32:40.920
and stuff I think would be very
fun. Like just learning about another community

471
00:32:40.960 --> 00:32:46.960
that's really big is the balloon community. Yeah, lun luners. Okay,

472
00:32:47.039 --> 00:32:51.960
they followed us on Instagram a while
back on a page about it's called like

473
00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:54.400
lunar community or something. You know, what does that mean? People?

474
00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:58.759
That? And that's on like my
strange addiction as well is that people are

475
00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:02.720
very aroused by balloons. All right, Yeah, it's the whole community.

476
00:33:04.359 --> 00:33:08.680
It's a whole thing. So yeah, I like that kind of stuff.

477
00:33:08.680 --> 00:33:10.680
I'm just curious about because I'm also
just curious, like, how do you

478
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:15.519
even find out? I guess it's
actually I was gonna say balloons. I

479
00:33:15.519 --> 00:33:17.880
guess you could figure out pretty easily. They went into a party city one

480
00:33:17.920 --> 00:33:21.240
time, fell in love. But
I'm curious, like, are there people

481
00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:24.880
that are like really into my lar
balloons as opposed to like a regular rubber

482
00:33:24.920 --> 00:33:30.160
balloon? Oh, you think there's
like an array? Probably, I would

483
00:33:30.160 --> 00:33:34.680
imagine there's like, are there people
that are like I'm I only like and

484
00:33:34.799 --> 00:33:39.039
attracted to balloon animals? Like?
Oh yeah, No, there's there's so

485
00:33:39.119 --> 00:33:43.759
many segments and nuances that we got
to dive into, which just takes more

486
00:33:43.799 --> 00:33:46.960
time in research. Yes, but
we have the time now, Like we're

487
00:33:46.960 --> 00:33:51.400
gonna make the time and have that
commitment to do as much research as we

488
00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:53.799
can ahead of time. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited to

489
00:33:53.880 --> 00:34:00.759
learn more more about what people enjoy
because I wouldn't I don't know. I

490
00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:02.480
don't think I want you to chain
smoke in front in my face. But

491
00:34:05.000 --> 00:34:07.400
I feel like there's other things that
we could do or try and figure out.

492
00:34:07.519 --> 00:34:10.000
Yeah, there's a whole world out
there. Yeah, we half ass

493
00:34:10.079 --> 00:34:15.400
tried, like rope play. That
was so hard. Rope play was hard,

494
00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:17.360
but we did try, like more
like just tying up with like I

495
00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:21.679
enjoy being tied out, I really
really And we had fun with that.

496
00:34:21.920 --> 00:34:23.519
Yeah, I think you just want
to tie me more often. Yeah.

497
00:34:23.960 --> 00:34:27.760
Yeah, So who knows what else
is out there for us to try?

498
00:34:27.800 --> 00:34:30.239
And even if we don't try it, but like just understand and and I

499
00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:34.199
think also just bring light to to
people. I would love if we like

500
00:34:35.159 --> 00:34:37.920
today, we're gonna we've discovered the
world of looming and then someone out there

501
00:34:37.960 --> 00:34:42.159
is goes, you know what,
I've always kind of found balloon sexy.

502
00:34:42.239 --> 00:34:44.719
Maybe I should look into this.
Maybe this is a I didn't know this

503
00:34:44.840 --> 00:34:49.119
was a thing. Sexy ass balloon. Yeah, No, there's a lot

504
00:34:49.159 --> 00:34:52.119
to it. And because all we
do here, we don't we don't uh

505
00:34:52.039 --> 00:34:55.800
yuck on anyone's young at all.
You know, there's unless it's like harmful

506
00:34:55.840 --> 00:34:59.800
to someone, hopefully out as long
as you're not hurting yourself for others,

507
00:34:59.880 --> 00:35:01.440
Like who am I to judge?
I don't I'm not gonna have much of

508
00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:04.320
an opinion it might say, oh, that might not be for me,

509
00:35:04.440 --> 00:35:07.079
but if it is for you,
that's great. Yeah. I have to

510
00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:10.360
imagine a lot of these communities would
have to be pretty self aware to understand,

511
00:35:10.400 --> 00:35:14.519
like, especially some of the more
niche ones that like, I'm sure

512
00:35:14.800 --> 00:35:16.519
people who are rent to balloons have
to be self aware enough to know,

513
00:35:16.599 --> 00:35:22.559
like, this isn't an everybody thing, right, m oh, a lot

514
00:35:22.559 --> 00:35:27.280
of those. I think there's a
man that married his car. Yeah,

515
00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:30.119
yeah, No, it goes deep. It goes deep when it comes to

516
00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:36.000
like foreign objects that can, like
the foreign object community runs pretty deep.

517
00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:39.079
It does. Anything is sexy if
you want it to be. I guess,

518
00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:43.639
I guess I think we should stay
away from bestiality. That one I'm

519
00:35:43.639 --> 00:35:45.840
not in. Well, yeah,
that's that's harmed, John, harming yourself

520
00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:52.159
or others. Beastiality is harming others, animals or others. They can't consent.

521
00:35:54.239 --> 00:36:00.480
The bees can't consent to giving us
honey. Started on that veganism.

522
00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:06.119
We stay far away from veganism.
These are my favorite fish. I love

523
00:36:06.119 --> 00:36:13.679
that. Any other callouts or things
you want to go over, And I'm

524
00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:20.079
sorry that the finale is a little
briefer, but you know, life's tough

525
00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:24.199
sometimes. Yeah, I think it's
and I think for both are our brain

526
00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:30.719
priority with this finale was just kind
of addressing this season and talking about kind

527
00:36:30.719 --> 00:36:39.880
of macul sounds so serious, addressing
addressing the rumors a nast So yeah,

528
00:36:40.159 --> 00:36:44.000
I think for me, I'm just
like ready to like sit down and kind

529
00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:47.039
of come up with the game plan. Yeah. I feel like last season's

530
00:36:47.079 --> 00:36:53.320
break was not a break. No, Yeah, I didn't really feel like

531
00:36:53.400 --> 00:36:58.320
one. It flew by so very
quickly and so fast, and we thought

532
00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:01.440
we had this structure down. Our
main priority was not having guests, and

533
00:37:01.599 --> 00:37:05.000
we really ran with that, and
we're like, we're just gonna try something

534
00:37:05.000 --> 00:37:07.920
new every week, and that was
at that was a challenge. So yeah,

535
00:37:08.079 --> 00:37:14.800
I appreciated our bigger for that.
I think we overestimated or underestimated maybe

536
00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:19.239
how much prep ironically, how much
more prep would need to go into the

537
00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:22.000
show with zero guests so much.
So Yeah, I mean guests can be

538
00:37:22.000 --> 00:37:24.800
a crutch sometimes because you're just like, well, I'll just get to know

539
00:37:24.840 --> 00:37:28.400
this person. Yeah, I'm just
gonna let this person talk. I like,

540
00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:30.000
for us, we would write down
a handful of questions beforehand and then

541
00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:32.559
like go in and like let them, you know, we would kind of

542
00:37:34.119 --> 00:37:37.960
rains, but they would be the
horse leading the conversation. Yeah, and

543
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:42.679
without guests, you you really you
can't. Just what I think we learned

544
00:37:42.719 --> 00:37:45.440
this season is you can't just turn
on the mic and start chatting. No,

545
00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:47.719
we gotta have a plan. Yeah, plans are important. Thanks for

546
00:37:47.840 --> 00:37:52.559
riding this season out with us.
And if you're new here, it's just

547
00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:54.280
gonna get better. It always does, It always does, always does,

548
00:37:54.360 --> 00:38:00.480
baby, each town hold it down? Got what is it? Why?

549
00:38:00.519 --> 00:38:04.679
If you've been saying that so much
recently, Well, we watched the Puppy

550
00:38:04.679 --> 00:38:07.800
Bowl earlier. Got it? Okay, anytime the Puppy Bowl is on,

551
00:38:07.880 --> 00:38:14.119
I'm reminded that I got that owg
in me. Well, I love you

552
00:38:14.199 --> 00:38:16.519
so much. I love you.
If you're listening to this, I care

553
00:38:16.559 --> 00:38:20.360
about you a little. I don't
know you. I don't love you.

554
00:38:20.440 --> 00:38:23.320
I don't do that much. I
do appreciate you for listening and doin the

555
00:38:23.320 --> 00:38:29.400
Patreon watch, let's read the blog. Join you know, leave us a

556
00:38:29.480 --> 00:38:31.360
voicemail. We want to hear from
you. You guys are also an inspiration

557
00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:35.840
to others. Don't forget that.
Share your truth. You can be as

558
00:38:35.880 --> 00:38:37.760
anonymous as you want to be.
Just email us and say I want to

559
00:38:37.760 --> 00:38:43.320
be anonymous, but share your truth, share your stories. It helps people.

560
00:38:43.719 --> 00:38:45.519
It helps people, and it's very
cathartic, and it helps you if

561
00:38:45.519 --> 00:38:50.400
you can be honest with yourself,
if you are if you feel embarrassed or

562
00:38:51.440 --> 00:38:57.440
shy about something you tried or wanted
to try, or situation those stories are

563
00:38:57.559 --> 00:39:01.119
very important and inspiring to others.
Is so taboo. Nobody talks about it,

564
00:39:01.679 --> 00:39:09.719
and we need to learn from our
best experiences our failed experiences quote unquote.

565
00:39:12.400 --> 00:39:15.599
It helps. Yeah, And like
I said, you can be as

566
00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:17.119
anonymous as you want. So,
like I think, I think for people

567
00:39:17.119 --> 00:39:21.719
who may be nervous even right in, but if you just have that,

568
00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:25.199
just send it in anonymously, like
I think that alleviates a lot of the

569
00:39:25.239 --> 00:39:30.519
pressure and it still can be very
cathartic. Mm hmm. So we need

570
00:39:30.599 --> 00:39:34.480
you, We need you out there, out there, and we need you

571
00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:39.360
to be brave with us. And
to those that got that used to listen

572
00:39:39.400 --> 00:39:44.760
to us on Google podcasts, I'm
sorry the Google podcast is no longer a

573
00:39:44.800 --> 00:39:47.400
thing. Yeah, so sorry he
had to find us on another on another

574
00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:55.280
way, but appreciate you're still here
until next season. Until next tell your

575
00:39:55.280 --> 00:40:00.440
friends season. Yeah, tell your
friends, tell your friends all about I

576
00:40:00.440 --> 00:40:01.880
had some other thought that popped up
and then it went away, but it's

577
00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:06.440
okay. They can wait like six
weeks. Yeah, So until next time,

578
00:40:06.519 --> 00:40:09.559
guys. Thank you for another amazing
season. Thanks for your patience and

579
00:40:09.599 --> 00:40:15.159
for your kindness with us as always
for being so loyal, And we promise

580
00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:20.800
we're we're gonna really pack a punch
next season. Yeah. I'm sorry.

581
00:40:20.840 --> 00:40:23.480
This one's a little more of a
plateau, but we're doing our best.

582
00:40:23.679 --> 00:40:27.719
Yeah, and consistency is keith.
We're in a dip, not a cold

583
00:40:27.719 --> 00:40:35.199
de sec Hey yo, say horny
bitches Mie. If you enjoy today's episode

584
00:40:35.199 --> 00:40:37.679
of Balled Up Bitches, be sure
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585
00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:42.480
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586
00:40:42.480 --> 00:40:46.360
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587
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588
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589
00:40:54.639 --> 00:41:00.639
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590
00:41:00.639 --> 00:41:05.719
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