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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
to the Padula Show. That's right,

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YouTube, rumble x, uh well, Instagram just check us out, Schitz

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Pardes podcast, podcorns, consumable nonsense. That's basically what it is. You

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know. I try to tell you
about my father. I was raised by

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my father and he was a schizophrenic, but he was good people. I

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remember one summer I was five and
uh he was Mussolini. Yeah he was

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Mussolini. Let me go for another
one here. Yeah, it's been twenty

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one years ago since my father died
choking on sushi. It's still pretty raw.

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You know what's not raw? I
already mentioned bstre changing the way you

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watch TV, but also Padula Pie, the way they make their bies,

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their what is it, the Pepperoni
roles. Everything's from scratch Padula Pie on

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Instagram. And my good friends Mikey
from Promo Shorts check him on Fantastic Good

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Dark Player. I want to mention
Absolute zero Punk, but guess what,

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they never sent me my T shirt
and I'm still promoting Absolute zero Punk.

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Oh boy. Anyway, Nevada Bob's
out officiates football, maybe other sports,

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but he'll be back. I don't
know, why nobody wants them back.

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But I guess I have to take
him back, all right. Yeah,

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you know. And I used to
compete in sports a lot. Then I

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realized I could buy my own trophies. So uh now I'm good at every

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sport, even checkers. Yeah,
even checkers. Well check me yourself to

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this box car Cigars. The holidays
are coming up. You're in Volante Pennsylvania.

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Or yes, you're in Volante Pennsylvania, box car Cigars. Great,

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rye, I need great service.
And then get your box guar cigars.

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Go to the next car and well
that Pennsylvania and get some nice oh man

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Derel Distillery. Oh Man, great
again, the holidays are coming up.

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Get your butt there. Why what
are you waiting for? I don't even

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watch the show. Now you better
watch the show. I appreciate it.

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I don't see a lot of people
wearing camouflage anymore, you know, go

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figure. I went to the doctor
and I said, I've got deja vu.

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He said to me, hey,
don't start that crap again. Yeah,

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ron mean guy. You know who's
not mean. Pamela Parker Rocks on

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Instagram, on YouTube, crazy crazy
rock musician, but does a variety of

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other songs, you know. And
the sound is great, man, the

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sound is great. Pamela Parker Rocks. I love you, man. And

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also I told you about my friend
might get from promo shorts. Okay,

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yeah, you know what I gotta
tell you can see him sitting in an

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office, and you know, I
had a boring office job. I used

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to I was a window cleaner for
envelopes. I was a window cleaner for

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envelopes. Yeah, that's what I
did. I was an in god.

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Anyway, Hey, I hope everybody's
getting ready for the holidays, right Thanksgivings

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right around the corner, and you
know, just get ready and get ready

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for the family and friends. Just
having a lot of laughs. I think

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it's a great thing. But I
don't think it's a great thing. It's

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my girlfriend. I love her,
I hate her, you know, I

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love hate relationship very I tell you
that all the time. And you know

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what, I'm not saying she's immature. But if I buy cereal that doesn't

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have a prize, Okay, I
thought I was the price all right.

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In fact, g w O order
on YouTube seven seasons. Check your most

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recent episodes out. If you want
a prize bone you got it right there,

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that's right. Check g w oh
went out for chicken selling. I

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was hungry. I went out for
a chicken selling without trusting and it ended

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up getting arrested. Was that?
Uh? So I went to the doctor

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and I told him I had dasia
vote. Oh I already did that joke.

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Well, let me do this for
you, no joke. B S

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three changing the way you watch TV. Check it out. You also have

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Absolute zero Punk send me my d
shirt. So you have Padula Pie they

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make everything from scratch. Check them
out. There's somewhere in Ohio gew oh

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gool World order on YouTube. You
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Also Derill Distillery, Pamela Parker Rocks
and promo suur Us my good good

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friend Mikey. You know, Halloween's
over. It's been over for a few

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weeks. And I had a Pinata
costume. Boy, it was a big

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hit. Okay, Hey, ladies
and gentlemen, I love you, man,

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Take care, take care. Remember
you see all the nasty crazy stuff

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happening. But come over to our
side of Adula show. No politics,

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no sex, no drugs, nothing
except consumable nonsense. Yeah. Hey,

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you know what if you don't think
I could do puns about crooked teeth better

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bracious, I love you guys,
Peace,