You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak way yet
draft light out of here, the whoo whoop. Uh, there's your button
working on that. I've did it twenty five times. Yeah, it's sammuring
it fixed. Someone texting what Danny that there's a restaurant in Wiley and Wiley
we were talking about strangely named establishments, you know that might be Asian owned
and sometimes things get lost in translation. And I remember a restaurant on Gaston
Road called sunny Teriaki Hamburger Breakfast. I said that there's a place in Wiley,
a sports bar called football Field football Field. Like they had a big
conversation, you know, They're like, it's football for a reason. No,
we're gonna call it. Expect a freaking the weekend party at football Field
in the very near future. Like if we were super popular and could call
our own shots, we would totally do a remote at football Field ball totally.
That's really good actually, and then it spun off to their sister bar
baseball field or basketball court or hockey rink. What if you radio strate station
you did remotes that you didn't tell the businesses about used did it? Out
front like football field right next. They don't know what's happening, and when
they get there at whatever eight am or not, I don't even know what
time we're out there doing a morning show, and at first like what the
hell is this? But then if you're popular, you know, you bring
dozens of people mm hmmm, so they'd be happy. It's kind of like
a pop up surprise remote to help your business. Yeah, that you're unaware
of. I think. I think sometimes you get territorial. If you're a
business owner, though, and you're really more focused on the loitering, then
that would you wouldn't even get to the place of, oh, this could
be good for my business. You're immediately going, what's going on there?
Yeah? Place, Yeah, I'll get this crap out of here. I
feel like I've been to a couple of remotes that were planned and paid for
and the business owner still has no idea what's going on. Well that's because
mister manager, it wasn't told. You know, who are y'all with?
Wait? And what is this table for? And where? And who are
these guys? What am I supposed to do? What can I what do
I have to do? I don't think y'all can be here, so I
don't think you'll be here, all right, somebody support football field. Yeah,
and if you want the Downbeat to come to your house or two,
uh, you know you don't want to one of your local businesses, just
hollert me Kevin Turner at iHeartMedia dot com for that or any other inquiry regarding
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we can have a new segment called American Males sometime in the month of April.
So we do a poll dance for a while the opens ready. I
don't know if we're going to do it. We're not done pole dance yet.
We did it, Yeah, yeah, we did. We have so
much rain. Everyone be safe if you're driving to work today two and four
old threes. If you're in a wreck and it's not your fault because it's
slicked. Oh, it rains so hard last night and the wind blew so
hard last night. I woke up a ton you did, Yeah, I
mean I always do that, man. That's the beauty of the sound machine,
the white noise machine. Dude, every night, every night. It's
become an addiction. Unfortunately, I can't. I'm in a hotel. I
will pack one. I will take a portable white noise machine or have to
put something on my phone. As I got used to it, putting the
kid to bed for the first you know, because they recommend it in the
first year or so alive, and uh because it it uh what it's supposed
to do. It's supposed to kind of mimic the sound that they experienced when
they're in the nurturing womb in the Yes, well, I got addicted to
it. What's that? What's the sound? Just kind of a deep,
just kind of a cave sound with a distant crazy lady yelling yeah, and
it yelling I'll dry girl. My ankles are swollen. I want a glass
of wine too. I quit smoking for this. Crate him out. Yeah
that's really pleasant. You don't find me attractive anymore? Yeah, God,
I don't want the authentic one. No mind filters, mind filters out the
the other part. But yeah, I didn't notice it. I didn't hear
a damn thing. But boy, I woke up number one in the middle
of the night and I looked at my clock and it said twelve fifteen,
And I'm like, I've only been to bed for like an hour and a
half and I realized, oh, look the electricity went out. And then
I checked my phone and Encore it hit me a text saying that, yes,
the electricity is going to be out in your area and we will have
it fixed in no time. It actually was it was wake up about two
thirty. Yeah, so good. Yeah it was about two thirty. But
yeah, man, it did enough to knock everything out and make my dog
not want to go pee outside this Yeah, Simon didn't go either, did
Gerald. Yeah, she went, she'll do it. She just kind of
I kick her out in the backyard and she just kind of turns around and
gives me that look like, really, bitch, really, is it well
known? They don't like the mud or the wetness of my idiots curled up
in my bed warm, he's run out there in the rain. Yeah,
no thread count well thread count pop. So he didn't pee like you know,
but he's fine. He's It's amazing. If they have to, they
can hold it. I know it's not great for them. But she ended
up doing her, but she did both. She number one in number two,
she went boo boo. She made doggy boo boo. Do you need
to make a poo poo? It's go cocka? Did you have wind?
Danny at four a m go cockah singing? Shut up man, I'm trying
to sleep. Hey man, you already kept him up late by being in
your studio singing songs about suwage running into the lake. So when when didn't
wake you guys up, you just do that nothing. Wind was not an
incredibly powerful I think it hits you maybe a little head harder. Since you're
farther north than us. You're in the dangerous north lands. You get north
to six thirty five, all bets are off and it comes to storms and
the wall hut. If you're north of the wall in a thatched hut.
Yeah, north wind is loud. We have what we have, a sealed
roof and walls that kind of slow prevent the wind from being heard. Kevin
helpful. I wouldn't imagine a giant four hundred foot slab of ice separates us
from Richardson. Yeah, six thirty five is the wall. It was pretty
bad last night. Now I had great success on was it Saturday? Saturday.
One of my least favorite activities when it comes to yard maintenance is weed
pulling. Do you guys ever have to pull weeds? No? So I
have like in front of my house, I have like a shrubbery you know
area, And I said, f that, and I got rid of the
shrubs a long time ago because I don't want that. Eventually, I'll put
some rock down or something. Maybe we'll grow some cactuses. I don't know
what's gonna happen. Die whatever, Man, we don't have them here anyways.
I'm not growing a cac die. Is that the location where you came
across the first snake of the spring? Those backyard I have reptiles in the
backyard, which led to the lowest moment in our show's history. People are
saying it's trending up comparatively the scuttle butt on Tuesday, March fifth, which
we continue to apologize for. I looked up our podcast downloads the other day.
That's the number one downloaded podcasting segment of all the stuff we've done.
It's the scuttle butt from March fifth. It's crazy to me, but it's
it is realize this information is coming from a known liar. Yeah, exactly,
Mike, you're the one saying it. I'm getting over boist yard weed
pulling satisfaction. They come out nice. Whoa, it's not a SMR.
It's a SMR adjacent the soothing monotony of a task, and weed pulling is
deaf. There is a real thrill about getting that weed when you see the
roots come out and you know it's gone, yeah, yeah, yes,
and you put it in a sack and then you contact the city, which
I did, and then tomorrow I will put out eight to ten sacks that
are full of grass and weeds and roots right out in the front yard and
they'll swing by and pick them up, and then I won't have them anymore.
It's effing great. That part's awesome. And I hate weed pulling.
My legs are so sore real because you're getting down in those positions you don't
normally get down in. You know. I was kind of your crouching tiger,
but also a hidden dragon because you're in between all the weeds. You're
kind of camouflaged. It's dude, is it felt so good? And I
realized why I messed up last year. It says I tried to pull weeds
when it was dry. Now that sucks. I had to get a tool.
It's like stick and you stand on it. It's got a little claw
in the bottom of it and you step on it. Are awesome. Yeah,
they're great unless it's dry. If it's dry, and they also the
only thing I don't like is they do leave a larger divot than necessary that
that you avoid by just getting down there the old fashioned way like a damn
man. I did have a question for you, since you live up near
the wall, did the night King help you bag your weeds? Yeah?
He did. Yeah, he's on top of a nearby roof. Yeah,
just stealing the arms out, staring at you. That's the coolest thing.
And you pulled all the weeds and then he raised his arms and all the
weeds grew back. What are you doing back? Herde? He that he
burns the night The night King's never been much help. And when it comes
to gardening, I'll tell you what that would know. The thing that would
absolutely scare to live an f out of me is if I woke up in
the middle of the night and I thought that, you know, you hear
the storm, It's like I wonder how bad it is, and you kind
of open the blind on the window and there's the night King staring at you
at like three in the morning. Yeah, I mean you would, you
would crap your pajamas. What's scarier is if he is he right next to
your window, He's like on the other side of the window, and you
kind of look out, and then his face just kind of just comes up
and goes like how far like five feet away from you? Not even like
right on the goals, one foot away from you. What if every time
you open your blonds, the Night King was one inch away on the other
side of the blind. I don't really come in and kill me, but
it's seriously the scariest effort that I've even thought about in the last twenty years
is he used to be Freddy Kruger when I was a kidding. Now it's
the Night King because Freddy Ruger is now is kind of stupid, dumb,
like what you just an angry, petulant burn victory right blade fingers the Night
King. The Night King put his arms out. I just watched that episode
a couple weeks ago. One. I think that's hard home. It's when
they were North Yeah, and John Snow is trying to get everybody to all
the North their enemy, the North Wings or whatever. Like, come get
out of here, get on this boat. If we work together. It's
like we've been fighting for a thousand years. No, we're not working together.
And he's like, dude, yes we need to and they said,
no, we're not going with you. We're at war. And then all
the Ice people started showing up, remember, and sprinting and throwing themselves off
that mountain, like just smashing in a that's such a gap. Is that
the one we hooked up with the red haired girl in the pool? I
don't think so. I don't think so. But I may have only seen
the last three quarters of the episode. No, I don't think Yeah,
but that is the one where at the end and they they're out of the
boats and they kill all, you know, half of John Snow's team and
yah dead, and then night King says, rise my children, that's right,
And then your friends suddenly all rise and guess what, who's got Frank
Sinatra blue eyes? Now, who's got Manson lamps? Your whole squad?
For those that don't know, that's Game of Thrones. It's a Game of
Thrones reference and a long gated reference. We I'll tell you what I I
it's on my it's on my list of crap to do, and it's go
back and watch the new Game of Thrones. Yeah, House the Dragons coming
in June. I need to rewatch that first season. And it's one season
I keep getting distrapped by chance by showgun and now gentlemen, Yeah, gentlemen,
lots of stuff out that I want to see. But yeah, I've
got to squeeze that in. It's important, it is, and it's really
good. And by the way, if you've never done a rewatch, if
you watch Game of Thrones, you never done a rewatch. It's one of
the greatest things ever. Really good. What a ride? What a ride?
Sorry about that. Well, let's hope every time you peek out your
blinds, the night King isn't what he's terrifying. I might come to your
house and no, I'm not gonna get I'm not gonna pay for the professional
makeup job and stand outside your window for a month until you actually peek out.
You're just gonna have the cardboard mask with a rubber band around your head
with the two eyes cut out. And it scared me for one second,
Mikey, but I could see it was it's the mic King that's just so
much extra effort in your normal daily routine. If you did that, you're
right, But no, I might come in, uh like print high quality
pictures of the Night King and paste him to the outside of all your windows.
That's good, high quality, high quality, pretty huge. Yeah,
and I'll talk to Kim, She'll print him out for us. And then
scared out of you, Yeah, what the why is he here? You
were dead? I told you once there was a dude I woke up for
the show and my little intersection there's one like single street lamp and on a
foggy day, it looks like a Stephen King novel cover, you know,
like it's just like kind of a four intersection with like a foggy one single
light and sometimes it flashes like I don't feel like it's about to go.
And there's one morning I woke up and there's just a dude standing under the
light and he wasn't even moving. It was the scariest thing I've ever seen.
And it wasn't Frank Sinatra, was not Frank Sinatra looking at his phone
or I just kind of glanced and he was just kind of standing under the
light like in the street. Tretch coat. I could just see the kind
of shadowy outline of him. It's really strange. It was the Niking.
It wasn't blue. But anyway, it's raining balls out there, balls.
Everyone be safe out there. It's clearing up. But city. Yeah,
I don't know if you got forecast in front of you, Kevin and I
do it said, I did not get rid of it. Yeah, yeah,
when we devolved. So we have big ass storms overnight hail in some
areas. It's made the commute difficult. Wet roads are wet. There was
a floodwatch. I think we got like two inches of rain in certain areas
over and in a very short amount of time. But that's all supposed to
end. Like it's in the process of moving out right now. Then by
midday very slight chances but mostly sunny. But one thing it is popping back
in is something we had yesterday, and that is big wind. We have
some big wind this afternoon. That one was ridiculous yesterday, stupid and we're
yeah that wind advisory. You get the note on your phone like, oh
god, okay, So tomorrow night we're at the Alma Draft House and the
Cedars get tickets left for you. Yeah, but they're going deep, Brothers,
they are going fast. They're going ninety seven to one the freak dot
com. Get over there and buy them seven bucks. Tomorrow night at seven
at the Cedars Alamo Draft House, we're gonna do step Brothers and that'll be
fun time tomorrow evening. We sold most of them, but I'd say we
have at least a dozen what i'd call premium seats, like as good as
you would pick in the theater. But then there's still plenty. And again
the first couple of rows good at Aluma. So come join man, if
you're on the fence, it's your It's close enough now. This is tomorrow
night. Yeah, bring it tomorrow night, get it seven bucks. She
got time go Uh. Birthday's quick, right, we Berdas Yeah, Uh,
guys. Big Sean is thirty six. In rumors that Big Sean has
a big dog from those out there in the no good for him. I
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don't know Big Sean. And then Big Sean when he's a rapper from a
big big story there niravera, Yeah, rest in Peace, she's not fat
Chris Read thirty nine, former Rest and L guy Jenny Slate's forty two Formers
and L girl. Alex was like, yeah, she's funny. She was
in Parks and Wreck too. But on s TONL she dropped an F bomb
on accidentally one of her first appearances. Never really recovered from that. Did
she get in trouble? She got in trouble and she made the face like,
oh no, I set it on Live TV. Alex in Moffatt forty
two on SNL he was the guy who played your friend who just bought a
boat. It's pretty funny character. He was all right. He also played
Eric Trump Danica Patrick's forty two I do think She's hot Ye was in the
most recent Drive to Survive and a frequent contributor to NASCAR Broadcast and F one
Broadcast. She's hot. A better driver than any guy who made fun of
her, would like she would she would drive the normal, the normy who
would go out there an s talk her driving skills and then she would drive
you all over the road. She could drive you right off the road if
she wanted. I mean that was kind of funny to me though, Oh
women, she's gonna get another wreck. I was like, okay, yeah,
but she's in the professional circuit, so didn't she almost win Daytona or
she was, Yeah, she's so small. One of my favorite you know,
the iconic Sean Bradley mony. Fourth was her best finish, So cancel
that the iconic. No, it's minute bowl and Muggsy bogues that photo or
is it Sean Bradley it's one of the tall ones and it's Muggsy Bogues.
I've got a picture of Ben Rogers and Danica Patrick's side by side. Yeah,
it's amazing. How tall is she? She might she's no, ay,
she's five feet tall. There's no sure about the five to two listed.
Oh come on, no, that's in her that's in her race car
boots. All right. Google has her listed at five two ninety nine eight
pounds. I could see that she's tiny sub one hundred if you you roll
her up at a ball and throw her about one hundred yards, if you
wanted to Nate Bergatzi forty five, one hundred yards. Bargatzi forty five now
one of the biggest comedians in the world, and you know what very funny.
Lark Vorhees is fifty. That's Lisa from Saved by the Bell who suffers
from lupus, along with Selena Gomez who you'll hear more about it. Nine.
Avery Johnson's fifty five, All right, Cheryl Swoops fifty three, Sarah
Jessica Parker's fifty nine. We have no comment. Yeah, I mean,
you know John seventy seven, seventy seven also overrated? Who shut up?
Are you kidding? You're joking? Right? I never really cared you don't
care about Elton John. No, really, I never. I mean,
why would I have no you like music? Yeah, I dud but I've
never had any like songs some intimate life thing that's just never really, you
know, I never done the deep dive, you know, love a band
to have to have some intimate life thing connected. I never like, I've
never been like you know what. Today, I'm gonna go through the Elton
John catalog. Maybe you need to me as Elton John is Rod Stewart.
To me, they're the same person. Elton John and Rod Stewart are the
same. No, Kevin Okay, put Billy Joel in that as well.
You know what, Move on? Who's your next sn L birthday? Aretha
Franklin would have been eighty too. Oh what do you think? She's a
spare to Kevin No. Number one vocalist of all time? Thank you Yeah.
According to a Rolling Stone list he read, listened to one record,
put some R E S pct on her name. Dude, damn not bad,
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