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Hello and welcome to Tornado Alley. Tornado Alley, you're pretty clear.
Yeah, thanks for getting your pot on. Thanks for telling a friend.
Jamison's in town. He knows about tornadoes, knows a thing or two about
a tornado, right, Jameison, that's how you brought him in. Yeah,
you got our expert, our expert. He said. All of a
sudden, we're driving here, and now the alerts come across your car,
they come over your phone, they do everything. I got nothing today.
Oh no, I got a lets on my phone and it came up on
the car like it was gonna Genesee, Wyoming and Monroe Counties were under a
tornado warning. Even tornadoes. I want to go to the west side.
Yeah, I guess not. They're in my neck of the woods. Back
home. A tornado did touch down. Yeah. Do you know where ark?
Right? Yeah? Right near Silver Creek, Yes, Silver Creek,
about ten fifteen miles from Silver Creek. Yeah, I think I have some.
I have some of the sound. This is live. This is what
it sounded like in Silver Creek. This is Dann's mother trying to get back
in the house. It sounds like, but have you talked to your mom?
No? I talked to my brother. Ye. Think it's fine.
They're fine because they had it looked like it tore down a bunch of trees
and it sounded pretty wild. Well, my brother goes, how do you
know you don't have Facebook? I go, dude, it's all over the
duke. Yeah, it was all over everywhere. Yeah. I heard it
did a half million dollars worth of improvements. Yeah. Yeah. There's a
lot of people aggling for a storm to like have FEMA come in and fix
it. But then they heard about what happened Hawaii and they're like, oh
maybe yeah, yeah, you get your seven hundred dollars, happy, GOI
more check and that's it. Yeah, millions of dollars of damage. Thanks
up, Thanks Biden, douchebag. Get them all riled up. Here we
go. Well, who knows, maybe Silver Creek will get some money.
Yeah maybe maybe. You know, nice, what if your mom actually so
funny? Study about ten years ago. No, no, No, two
thousand and eight, there was a huge flood that went through Silver Creek.
Now Silver Creek is prone to flooding every every twenty years or so, there's
a flood and there there was this trailer park right now wiped out. So
at the time, Patterson was the governor, and he goes down there and
he says, we're gonna give each of you people forty thousand dollars. Use
it towards a house. No, they decided just to go back into the
trailer park and keep the money. Oh yeah that now he couldn't see that.
Come TVs and yeah, gone, the money's gone. Oh they have
a decent trailer park. I would have taken that Bundy play toward the house.
Man. Was it a good fourth of July? I mean, I
know you've had you're on that diet. Oh man, I was busy.
What are you? It's my favorite holiday? Yeah, and I couldn't party.
Could nothing. A picture of me from nine years ago when I was
on the diet came up. I need to get back on the diet.
It's like, holy shit to me, the diet. I feel like has
it betrayed me quite a bit. Why how much? How much total?
Wait, wait, let's guess. I'm gonna say you're down eighteen point two
five pounds. No, so last time three and a half, twenty three
and a half. Kevin's actually right on the moon. There you go.
Yeah, yeah, twenty three and a half. The thing is is that
I was at twenty two and a half when I last did the show a
week ago. Oh you did? You weren't. Yeah, So I've only
lost like a pound since then, and we're trying to figure out why.
Yeah, my wife has not lost much either. Yeah, and so we're
like, well, what's going on? Yeah, what's what? What's up?
So we're trying to figure out, Well, it's got to be the
cod It's the COVID shots. It's it's the COVID shot, the COVID shot.
I came back to get you. I actually firing championships down your throat
while you're sleeping. Probably did you did you do? I'm sure you had
a great fourth of July? Yeah, yeah, you went to uh Wally,
Yeah, Wally, who's been in here is a soup maker. It
makes some of the most beautiful clothes. Honestly, got great clothes. Did
some swimming, nice barbecuing, shooting fireworks off, shooting Roman candles, office
belly. I would, I uh, I I did do a little Fourth
of July down at the lake. But then Jamison came to town and we
went down to my mom's and then Jackson has moved to Staten Island. Yes,
now I would. I've never really been to Staten Island. I don't
know, well, I have a relevant Well, it's actually, yeah,
it's a little nicer, it's a little nicer. It's got some nice points
to a lot of nice you know, it's cops and firemen, a lot
of blue collar. The ferry is free unless you take the fast ferry,
which they will actually take you up to thirty fourth Street because one guy at
a bar he is also the head of security to school on the street Jackson
lives on. He's like, you're in a nice neighborhood. Uh, you
know, pretty good, don't don't worry about Everything's gonna be great. He
got a job at a restaurant, this nice restaurant. We went there for
dinner, checked it out. It was a little higher end than places he
had worked, like Applebee's, you know. Yeah, and it's in Staten
Island. It's walking distance from where he is. That's the big money though.
Man, Yeah, those are like career waiters. Doesn't Colin Josn somebody
else own one of them Staten Island ferries. Didn't they buy one? I
don't know, but there is maybe somebody if that's true. It's free to
take the Staten Island ferry. They don't charge you. And Jackson, when
he was bored, he goes, get let's get on. So we went
on and it's a beautiful ride. You see the Statue of Liberty, the
skyline of the city. Yeah. And then after dinner and we went down,
jack says, hey, take a walk down. They're they're kind of
cleaning up and gentrifying the whole waterfront of Staten Island. Where he is.
He's on the north end of the island, and there's like this this outlet
mall with you know, gap and uh Nords from Rack and all this.
But you walk down and it's kind of like this promenade almost. You go
out and you sit down. They have big Adirondack chairs and you can sit
and you can look at this city skyline. It's a really freaking cool view
and we're there, and my mom was with us, and we had just
celebrated her birthday and they came out and they sang Happy Birthday while I was
on the phone with Chief Barnes, and my mother looks down and she looks
at her watch, and she goes, I left my phone behind. I
left my phone. I left my phone behind, didn't she grim you what?
I tried to hug her, and she said, don't touch me.
She was getting all she was all pissed off. I have to leave.
I'm leaving on Tuesday. I don't know where my phone is. I could
be anywhere. I don't know. Can someone call the rest? And I
go, I'm down to three percent and I need I don't want to have
to recharge when it goes zero, so you know Jackson. Jackson goes,
yeah, I'll take care of it. He texts the woman that hired him
at this restaurant, and my mother's like, could you could you have called?
I don't want I mean, are they even gonna see a text?
Are we gonna know? She's like flipping out. I go, you're seventy
something years old. You don't have like a little checklist, mental checklist,
like you're flipping out over well, I can't afford to buy a new phone.
What am I gonna do if I have to buy a new phone?
Time? No, it wasn't. It was in the bathroom on a shelf,
because she had gone to the bathroom and they told us that they already
checked it. They checked it right in front of the door. Well,
here's the thing, is there. This whole place is like they have a
whole section of the bar called books and booze, so that all these books
and things, and the bathroom doors look like a library. So it's like
the fake where he used to card catalogs things. You almost have to question
is this the bathroom door? And when you go in, they're beautiful bathrooms.
She had put her phone down. I'm sure no one saw it on
the shelf. It was there, had somebody not called it, one of
the guys called it, and then she heard it ringing when she go oh
thank god. But for like fifteen or twenty minutes, and all I could
think of was this is my father going when I was a kid, to
go here we go again. My mother could fuck up a two car funeral.
That's great, that's great. And then we had a new York City
moment, did we not, Jack Jameson, Yeah, we had a New
York City moment. We are taking Jackson back. We're gonna drop him off
at his place. He's got a room. It's a nice room, big,
you know, big room, oversized chair, shared kitchen, TV,
Yeah, pull out, pull out couch if somebody wants to stay with him.
So there's plenty of room in there, and it's very nicely appointed and
it's an Airbnb. The Starry Night painting, Yeah, there is the Starry
Night painting. And it's good that you know that couch pulls up. But
you're oldest doesn't. Let's go there. We stop so the uh so we're
walking back and it's so nobody's on the street. Nobody's on the street except
for us two Puerto Rican guys up the street. I didn't see them,
okay, there was nobody on the streets. The guy from their Stone song
there was. Uh. Yeah. So there's the four white people, me,
my mother, Jackson, Jameson, and there's the guy, black guy
walking down the street and he's got a I don't know, okay, Afro
Latino. Who can how can you can't see anyway? I have to learn
that in Alabama that before, so he had a Yankees hat on. Yankees
were playing in the Red Sox and when we had left the restaurant at the
score was still zero zero. So I don't know what was this Sunday night.
It was Sunday night. Yeah, they eventually lost, okay. So
uh, I see this guy and as he walks behind like we're on the
curb sort of, he walks behind us at the very moment and it did.
I didn't register what had happened. At the very moment that my mother
says to Jackson, be careful, just be careful around here, and gives
him a hug. He starts cussing, like to himself. The guy walking
by. Yeah, I didn't hear him say that. So now he's walking
down the street. I'm illegally parked. I have the hazards on, but
I'm kind of off, you know, in a place where you shouldn't be
parked. This guy's walking down the street and all of a sudden, I
see an NYPD van pulling up, lights on, but no sirens, just
the lights are on. So I'm staring in that direction. All of a
sudden, the guy like fucking flips his ship, flips his ship. But
you're staring at what? Did he say? Why was you staring at me?
For m ef? What you staring? Why are you staring at me?
Motherfucker? What the fuck the fuck? And I so I said,
I'm not a problem. He goes, you got a problem. You got
a problem. And I said, I'm not staring at you. I said,
the cops are coming up the street. I don't give a shit about
no n why PD motherfucker? And I'm standing there and so Jackson goes.
Jamison dives into the back seat of the car. He's know what was happening.
He had no idea. Jackson goes, uh, he goes, relax,
bro, No one's staring at you. He goes, yeah, oh,
don't fucking stare. So I'm thinking, I go, what happened?
So then Jackson looks at my mother. Jack huh, Jackson, Jackson listen
at my mother, and he says, well, at my first New York
City moment. So we get in the car, we're driving away, and
I'm going, what the hell just happened? Like, why did that guy?
And then I dawned on me. I go, oh, my god,
when when he was walking behind Jackson, and my mother's giving Jackson a
hug, and she says, be careful around here, and her he hurt
her, and he thought for sure. Then we were staring at him because
he was what did you say, afro latina or whatever? I didn't even
know. I almost said to the guy, hey man, what was the
score of the game, because we hadn't it was zero zero when we left
the restaurant. And I'm like, and he so I and I went,
holy shit, that's something I never never even because my mother didn't mean it
like that. My mother just meant be careful. You know, you're in
a new area, new shitty, knew everything, you know, just be
careful with a gun. And I'm like, holy crime. The guy flipped,
like flipped his ship man screaming down the street and you're standing there,
and I was, I was like uncomfortable because I didn't know what was gonna
happen. But I wasn't gonna move. I was gonna stand there and just
kind of see. And he was walking anyway, so I just figured it
was just somebody yelling. I figured I go, maybe maybe he's not And
then all of a sudden, holy shit, he thought we were racist.
Yeah, he did. He thought we were, he thought we know he
did. He had to have. He had have thought that. My mother's
whole thing for bringing it up was because a black guy was walking behind.
And then Jamieson said he cursed at that moment, and I had to be
why I was staring at him because like under his breath, Can I say
what he said? Yeah, I didn't know he did. Where to God
walking? He didn't say that, he did not he knew the guy.
Yeah, I I just it was funny, But I just I didn't know
at the moment. I'm going, Holy ship man. Never in a million
years would I have thought that. That's why I kept thinking, thinking why
why did this guy flip out? It was bugging me because I didn't see
anybody else on the street. Was just the four of us and that guy.
And then and then I realized a bunch of white crackers being racist.
But something not me got in the car. It's like that scene and racist
is a whttle bit. I'm more of a tristit than a cracker when it
comes to is that what it is? We're gonna says a scene in Swingers
where he goes in New York trouble finds you. Yeah, I guess I
don't know what I saw. My cousin who owns the funeral parlor and a
bed and breakfast and a florist company. Huh the bed and breakfast and the
funeral parlor together, Well, not exactly. They're not marketed together, but
they do have them. So if people want to stay and get inebriated at
the restaurant, and it's like one stop shopping, you got the funeral homes,
funeral parlor, bed and breakfast. It's the funeral parlor, not together.
You got it like it would be like, you know, funeral parlor.
And then down the street is a bed and breakfast at the own rest.
I think it's a restaurant. When we went to in Jersey with a
like Kevin was there, then we went to that restaurant with no no whose
funeral was that? Uh? And Irene, Yeah, I don't your dad
no, he didn't, he didn't come up. So that was it.
That was the That was the fourth of July thing right in the ferry,
pop up and take pictures to take I don't think so, well, yeah,
what else did we do? That was it? That was all.
That was a fourth of July was down with Oh, I tried to kick
Jackson. He got mad like in front of everybody. Yeah, well you
were, you were annoying everyone at that I was annoying everybody. I was
annoying Jackson, the little brother. You're gonna miss him when he go back
to Alabama and he's not there. Yeah. I don't really see him a
lot though. Yeah, he wassen his presence. You're gonna miss presence,
you know, the fact that he's around. Presence. Yeah, man,
I missed that stank, lingering smell of him when he's in bed, disgusting.
Yeah. For Jackson, Yeah, man, I was very, very
pleased that the kid like up and left and is doing his own thing.
He planned this all out, and he's got some other I think this first
job will be more part time. But he started training on Tuesday and he'll
go from there. Now. Is it one of those places where I know
that some places in New York, to wait tables you have to pay up
front, and then you know, you pay him fifty bucks for the opportunity
to wait tables and then you make the money back. I don't know.
I think I don't. He didn't say anything about that. I think that's
more Manhattan maybe okay, but this is uh. This guy owns several restaurants
on the island elands, like four of them or three other places. And
one of the nicest restaurants I've ever been besides Last Thanksgiving. Oh yeah,
that place is crazy. Last Thanksgiving. Yeah, that's that was the one
where my father. Yeah I got this, Yeah, I got this.
I got this, and my brother. Let's just get a bottle of wine,
make it too. We don't even know how much it is, how
much it is a bottle of wine. And then Jackson, I'll have another
to eighteen dollars cocktails. Seriously, you can't say I'm gonna pay. And
then about every all that drives me insane? Me too, eight with people
the big shot you gotta be big shots. Every time I go out,
I always grab the check no matter who I'm I always I don't want there
to be a discussion. I don't want nothing, because I want liberty to
order whatever the f I want. I got you, yeah, so like
you know, I don't want you better be responsible for me getting like,
you know, like extra Mazzarelli sticks when I could eat them. You know,
those good old days which I miss. I take care of him all
right. He gets upset with your one boy for two eighteen dollars drinks,
but had no issue with your six six dollar guinnises I didn't have six six
docket. I drank the wine that night. I didn't even know. I
was like so uncomfortable. Then he's like, he kept saying, I don't
know how much the one is, So then we ask the waitress and she
says seventy eight dollars. So then all the next day, like you know,
and this is where I get it from, and I do this to
people in my own life, like these little underhanded jabs, these little like
you know, it's like a rib shot, right, it is a little
boom, a little elbow to the ribs, or even a little upper cut.
It's things like the next day, anybody want to go in and see
if they have a seventy eight dollars bottle of wine? Over here? Is
everybody thirsty for that seventy eight dollars? Like you kept going on and on.
He's like, if you're gonna pay, pay right. This is a
guy who used to walk around when I was a kid, and he'd start
going, oh my I got so much money. My wallet's burping. What
do you need? What do you need? And then or order skies.
The limit, kids, guys, a limit. So my younger brother at
this you know what, Silver Creek where they had a tornado. Okay,
Clinton Corner, same thing. This is the the town of Clinton Corners.
We go into this guy ran a pizza parlor out of his garage. He
had like expanded his garage and and there were tables in a jukebox and it
was good pizza. It was called Don's Pizzeria. My brother decides to set
the world record for the most sodas that he could drink. I think he
was like eight, And all of a sudden, my father the bill comes
from. He goes, you, guys, they were charging for each soda.
Well, who knows what they were charging? Like a dollar? I
have no idea. And he went on and oh, you're gonna set the
world record for soda. You going to the seventy eight dollars bottle of wining
and about that. That was his whole thing. So that that's the uh,
that's how where I get it. I just I don't see anything.
I'm like you, I'd rather just pay and and not say anything. Just
let it go. Next time never comes, just let it go. All
right. We will take a moment. Laura is gonna join and we'll get
into firework mishaps, because there's been some beauties. I will give you the
headline. You tell us the state that the mishap happened in, Okay.
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Jeep in the last week and a half. It's been great. Yeah,
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Uh yeah, maybe pigs in space. I have no idea that's theal
bit. Yeah, oh oh, what's going on there? I think I
get disconnected, but I think we're good. Now, okay, we just
make sure it's through to where we needed to be connected. You've got a
uh, mystery guest on the phone. I do have a mystery guest,
all right, and should I? It is a and I will give you
a few hints. It is a mystery guest that we've had previously. Oh,
so it's a repeat, it's a it's a remistery okay, and the
mystery guest has a mystery request. Mystery guest has a mystery request. Why
does that keep having? I don't know if I keep losing them or what
happened here? Okay, all right, so it's maybe hanging up on the
mystery guests by accident. Is it somebody that I uh worked with indirectly?
Oh, indirectly, indirectly, so we talked about that, we had this
before and directly, so it's a comic. It's not a comic. Oh,
it's not, but he does he does have a few jokes. Though
he does have a few jokes. There's a guy indirectly worked with the person,
so that means they worked at another station. No, they did not,
or they worked in sales, or they worked in marketing. Oh,
is it Rich Flaherty? It is not Rich Flaerty, but he does market
he does sales, but not in radio. Oh is this uh? One
of the hardest working men in Rochester? Is one of the hardest working men
in Rochester? Yes? Is it Vince? I don't know what's he laughing
at one of the hardest worde of the hardest working men in Rochester and a
repeat person. Yes, Stan Maine incorrect, Okay, very grateful to not
be dead. I was gonna say Scott hetchgo, but no, okay,
to not be dead? Is it? Kevin Gillen? Not a radio guy.
It's not a radio guy. But I worked with this person indirectly and
directly. You've worked with him a few times, and they've been on before.
They have been on many times, many times. They've been on as
a guest and as a mystery guest, as a guest in a mystery.
Yes, yes, Jesus, I have no idea, sir, guess you
want to say, Hi, how quickly they forget? How quickly they forget?
Is this Dan Mason? Is? Why did Dan Mason almost die?
I said he's grateful to note the grateful dead. Yes, Mace, I
gotta tell you, I loved that whole getting the manager to be Santa Claus
and that whole social media piece about the bobblehead that's coming out at the end
of the month. I like the Office Fire droll on too. Yeah,
yeah, Matt Lee Croy bibblehead coming up on July twenty He's Santa Claus.
Now, yeah, that was that was that was really really well done.
I was very very impressed. Well done. There's not a bad no social
media, there's not And people say to me all the time. Somebody said
to me because I was, uh, you know, having meetings about the
podcast, just just different people talking to them like you got to do more
of what they're doing. That kind of social media is often I'm like,
okay, what time, so you gotta you gotta put on your Superman costume
and get on a burrow and right around what is uh how is the fourth?
Oh? It was great. We had a uh it was a great
crowd, the team won the game. Uh, everybody went away very very
happy. It was just a great It was a great weekend. We won
all three games on the fourth, fifth, and sixth, and uh had
big crowds every night. So it was uh a lot of great crowd crowds.
Well that's that's nice, because uh, I think it's like, isn't
it nice? After COVID I was thinking about that, isn't it great?
After COVID to see everybody back and doing the stuff and coming out to the
ballpark and just enjoying a great product that you guys have. Absolutely, it's
uh, it's why we built the place, right, and so it's it's
so much better seeing people in those seats instead of cardboard cutouts of people's faces.
For sure, it's there was cardboard cutouts, that's right. I forgot.
I forgot the probably that one random one that everyone lost. I'd go
over and punch it right in the cardboard face that was mine, that was
mine, that everyone will touch it. So he's got, he's got,
he's got a question for you. He has a question for you, a
request for me. Yeah, boy, Well, so I heard your big
day is coming up pretty soon, August twenty second big day in your life.
Yes, it is a very big day in my life. Yes,
thirty five is that right? Thirty five this year? That is absolutely true?
Are very very kind, seventeen straight here. Thirty five is a big
milestone. Thirty five is a huge milestone. So we would like to invite
you to come out and toss out the first pitch on August fifteenth, if
you're available August fifteenth, I think I can do that. August fifty six,
forty five game that night, okay, and against the dreaded Syracuse salt
potatoes plates and the salt potatoes, the duel of the dishes. You know
it. So so let me know if you're available, and there'll be our
birthday gift to you. Oh that that would be awesome. I would love
that. You got to be sure you practice, though, yes, you
can't. You can't want hop this. No, I don't want to.
If you want, we're going to kill you. Don't, don't. Fifty
senate, Wait, I know where did he put it up in the stands
or something. It was like not even near homeplate. It just went like
sideways, oh man and many. Yeah, it wasn't good, but you're
gonna nail it. Can't make homeplate at least just gronk spike it like Gronkeday.
All right, so yeah, I'll do a little I'll do a little
practicing. I know a couple people that can help you. Yeah, all
right, then I'll do I'll do a little practice before I get out of
there. I would love that. Though I've always wanted to throw out the
first pitch. I think that'd be a lot of fun. Yeah, yeah,
all right, August fifteenth, that should be great, Okay, awesome.
August I'm excited. Awesome, Well you should be. Yeah. Yeah,
Actually I'm not everybody to do it. No, I know, I'm
honored, and I thank you for allowing me to do it. I think
this will be a lot of fun. I think my middle sun will still
be in town because he's going to go do his grad stuff. But he
starts on the nineteenth at the at Saint Louis University for grad grad one more
year of eligibility in the NC double A. I wanted to do Dision one
got in and so he's ready to go. So yeah, that'd be cool
if I can. If he's around, I'd love him to see it.
Otherwise we'll just be sending out the videos. I love it, you got
it? Yeah, awesome, it'll be it'll be a strike and we can't
wait to have you and nah uh you know thirty five. It's a big
day. Thirty five. Thirty five is a huge day. I really appreciate
it. Actually, do you realize that it will be the mirror reverse of
thirty five? Like if you held thirty five in a mirror that I'm gonna
be trade you usy. Yeah see that's I'll be see all right, Mace,
This sounds like fun. Now the pressure's on. Now, the pressure's
on, all right, perfect, no pressure at all. You're gonna know
it? All right? Good, well, thank you, sir. I
appreciate that you got it, and I look forward to the uh, the
the Santa Claus bobblehead as well. I thought that was absolutely great stuff you
guys are doing over there, the Rochester Red Wings. All right, Mace,
I will see you on the fifteenth. You got it, brother,
It's not stuck you soon, all right? But you bet all right,
there you goes. So we got to work on your arms. So what
I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get a bucket of old shag balls from from
Tyler. Yeah, you're gonna go out back. Yeah, and you can
see how gonna you can put on Damien's deck, you know, to get
the arm. Wait, Danny taught Jordan had to pitch, did Danny?
I don't have Danny up? Just hang on there we go. Sorry,
traffic was a best No, that's okay, it's all right, don't worry
about so yeah. Yeah, I mean he was looking like Fernando Valens.
Wha he rolled his eyes up to the yeah over here, but he did
okay, though, Jordan, he did Okay, I might need a little
bit of a little bit of work. Yeah, I'll do that. I'll
do the whole Tom House training program with you. You get you can learn
from him, and then when you really want to learn, I'll get Karm's
son, Anthony, who was a really good picture, a really good picture.
Okay, and you just want to go straight to him. Then one
of the best in this one of the best in the state. Is he
really Karms kid? Yeah? At his age? How old is he?
Fifteen? Wow? All right, it doesn't matter if you throw a strike,
you just got to make sure you cross the plate. Yeah, from
the from the bump. Yeah, I know from the bump. What is
it? Ninety feet sixty sixty feet six inches now sixty ninety feet the first
base. Yeah, that's right, that's right. They knew that. Can't
You can't want to hop it if you're gonna if you're gonna miss, you're
gonna miss high and you want to go over the net. Yeah, at
least because he shows off your superhuman strength into the crowd. I do not
want to bounce it before the plate though, oh boy, because we will
murder you. There's a lot of pressure. Now you'll get boomed. Not
sure if I like this. I'm not sure if I like this at all.
All right, well, all right, I'm gonna we'll uh, we'll
take a moment. I got I need to digest this now. See,
I felt like I was on the spot. And then you know, that
was nice of you, though, to set that up. I think that
was very cool. All right, Yeah, surprise August fifteenth. We're all
gonna be there. We should be. Yeah, you're gonna go. I'll
be there. You're in table, you're handling all that. I got the
hard part. All right, we'll get it. We'll get everybody again.
We'll see if we can get a block and tickets in and we'll uh,
we'll do that. All right, we'll take a moment and uh when we
come back, we already had the mystery guests. We'll give you some uh
you know over the fourth of July. Lots of fourth of July mishaps.
Oh that's my favorite time of year. Fourth of July. I love the
new I will give you the state. I will give you three states.
You pick which one, and I'll give you the headlin You pick which state
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see that, good night, Keep you good. I have a cat.
You watch these videos now and they're so cheesy. But I figured, since
we had a tornado in Dan's hometown of Silver Creek, for that area,
you play a little tone. I know it's a bit of a stretch for
the connection that Kansas. Next me tell you, well, I didn't even
think of that. I have other songs. One for you, Rocky,
like a hurricane. We can do that. We could do all that.
But the my buddy Brad in Texas, he goes, oh gosh, it's
ridiculous, right the uh they start out with this video and the woman who's
the dancer, she's in high heels and they just focus on the heels.
I used to get so turned on. But do you remember the car commercial
where we talked about it when we were on the break Rover. It was
a Cadillac commercial and the woman's last name is Walsh. She was like an
act. She was a doctor. In later seasons of grey's anatomy or something.
She's a redhead Kate Walsh, and they just focused on her foot putting
on the gas with the heels. Oh that's right. I would I would
like get so I'd be like, yeah, where are you going, buddy?
Okay, it's for a walk. So he went for a walk earlier.
This, this is, this is Yeah, it's been a weird day.
Well, I don't I don't even know what to do with Like,
he's fourteen, Yeah, fourteen's different. He's six foot one and he's on
his way to probably being six' nine for him and killed for that.
He's playing, he's gonna he really wants a D one scholarship to play basketball
and do all this stuff. Right, so, oh, maybe have Lebron
James adopt him and he could get drafted too. Oh my god, fifth
player, it's a flyer. Let it happen. Sports is America. Well
let me let me let me tell you hang on a second. I've been
thinking about this because this is the way you go, and now you're gonna
derail the whole thing suggested about your son. Let me just go here.
Here's the thing. Pull that light back a little bit. I don't feel
like having people rate comments about just pull it straight back from her, straight
back with people. Billy, Yeah, I know they just got back from
New York. I feeling there that way. It lights you up nicely.
Steve Lucather, by the way, one of the best interviews I ever did.
I think he was drunk and he was walking around his pool when we
talked to him. He was fantastic. He's in the band Toto. You
were starting to say Lebron James. I was thinking about this. I go
Lebron James. You know, I was trying to because I know there's this
love hate thing and there's gonna be Lebron. And he chose Miami, and
he did this, and he picked that, and he went here and and
I go, wow. When I stopped to look at athletes, pro athletes
at any sport, any level, I think sometimes football you're putting your body
at a little more risk, but all of them you're putting your body at
somewhat of a risk. But certainly football your brain probably more than the others.
But this guy came out at seventeen. He was on the cover of
Sports Illustrated, and there was all this hype laid upon him. Like a
ton of it, and he lived up to it, maybe exceeded it.
Yeah, and no bullshit, we don't have any He married his high school
sweetheart, I think, right, Yeah, Savannah stayed married. We've never
heard any cheating scandals. Because I was saying to Jamison will always say that
he argues all the time that he thinks and for him, I think it
would be true. Lebron James is the greatest of all time. And I
said, well, I don't know that we can say that. I think
you would find a lot of people on the harbor. But I go,
if you want to take the whole package off the court and on the court
antics, I go. Though, there are those that believe that Michael Jordan
was asked to leave basketball and do something for a few years while this gambling
investigation stuff just went away. Now whether or not that's true, I have
no idea, but it's even mentioned. I think a little bit in the
uh whatever the documentary is the dance, the dance, the last dance,
the last dance. I don't believe that because the one sport where you cannot
have any ties to gambling over any other is Major League Baseball, and that's
where he went, I don't believe that for a second. I believe to
go. I want to go play baseball. But there was all that,
But there were all those rumors. There were still the rumors out there.
I haven't heard any rumors about Lebron, Oh I have. I've heard a
big one, like the steroids. Yes, now that maybe there may be
some kind of home if that came out, would that not change your opinion
of how he did it? Because guess what. All of his peers retired
long gone. In fact, one of them that he was drafted with is
the uh coach of the Celtics who just won an NBA finals. So guys
his age playing basketball as long as they play. But he's got Brownie and
he got guys like Klein Carton. Well, you know the NBA owes him
a solid Yeah, they haven't reported his steroid used. There's your freaking solid.
Yeah. I'm fired up, man, because sports is a maritime You
know why. I'm gonna tell you why you do nepotism, That's all I
said. Would saves and plays basketball. He wants to d what scholarship.
I said, if he gets adopted by Lebrado, get whatever he watch that's
all. I's taking a fact. There we go. You know what it
is tonight? He hasn't eat too because I haven't died three weeks. Bro
diet this pizza here, diet is killing killing me. Man, And I
think I'm hormonal, Laura, can guys your time of the month. No,
guys do get a time of the month. Something's going on the man
pause? What is really? No guys manstraating? No damn that they get
more agitated. They can feel bloated and all of that. Yeah, I
don't feel bloated. No, I just haven't eate. First ten days I
felt great, and then the last eleven I've been like kind of just miserable.
Yeah, you know. And I'm not a sister your general. No,
it's not. I really am not. No, billy, that's not
y'all fired off. I can get fired up about things. That don't mean
I'm grumpy. It means I got a passion about to playing that away.
Dan's playing that away, I said. When the word agitated, I was
like, I think Dan gets agitated very very easy. It is not hard
to poke the bear with you, Well, it's not, She's right,
but when you do poke, let's think listen to the show from yesterday.
More hacked joke. Huh you would bet you everybody. That's all right,
that's all right, That's what I'm here for, the hack joke. Shut
up? All right? Should we get to the uh wait, Laura Fourth
of July? We didn't get your Fourth of July. Yeah, it was.
It was a good time. Yeah, I think I saw lots of
pictures of it. Yeah. I was and my family's house and sodas okay
for like five days. I came back. I came back just to work
on Friday and go to jan Jackson, which she was amazing. Then yeah,
brewery tour, fireworks n yeah, wow down down so Bank so did.
The brewery tour was for my cousin's fortieth and we actually had a limo
that took us out to Canadagua. Then we went to fair Haven and then
a few of my cousins were vomiting on each other. So it was great.
Joe got wasted for the first time, like around my family. Yeah,
that go over. Oh god, he the bus. What did he
do? Oh? He was shotgunning. He was funneling jello shots, fireballs
shot What is just like when a new guy comes along and then gets drunk
around your family for the first time. Did it go well or it was
fine? Everyone was He thought that people were like putting him through the test
and I was like, no, that's just my family, Like we party
hard. And so then he had he saw her mom at the at the
billboard. Yeah, I love the ant. He was like drunk, rambling
to my family, having deep conversations how much, how much he loves you.
I think he was like talking to my mom. Yes, and my
Mom's like, you know what I've done. Yeah, man, your daughter's
so hot. When I get her on all fours, she buys a pillow.
Man, we had this sex toy party. You should have seen the
ship we bought there at the sex toy party. Wait, all, my
friends started texting me the other day because anything you ordered that she did not
have in stock they just got. So. I got a picture of my
friend today, like working from her work computer and she like had her new
vibrator plugged it and charging. Well. Nice, it's wonderful, right,
grandma. Yeah, it was a great. We went. We went golfing
on Sunday, me and a couple of neighbors and we're driving down Edgemere coming
home from the course and there's this one house there must have been it would
have been like equal them, like three skids of just really blowing off fireworks
all right right on the I'm like Jesus, that's a lot of fun.
My family does a huge fireworks display, and because my stepfather had just passed,
they went even bigger than normal this year. Did anybody to put his
ashes in them? Why? Actually, I think that they would think that
he did, but like it was rough. He tried to stick a Roman
candle in his ass. Lay out there. I've seen that we had sign
at the lakehouse blow off fingers years ago. Oh you did ye? All
right? Well, listen when we last, when we're all last together last
week, we warned you with this Fourth of July is just days away,
and somebody wants you to think about the three beat is booze belts and burns.
We tried to warn you booze belts and burns. This is a fourth
of July headline. Fourth of July mishap okay show boating father killed after lit
firework he placed on his head explodes. Saw that one was that Alabama,
New York or South Carolina? You know what, I'm going to say,
New York because it's the ordinary, all right, out of the ordinary.
I like it. I like your I like your deduction. I like the
way to do that. Yes, Flora, I just want to say Alabama,
Alabama. I heard the story, but I don't remember where it was,
but I want to say maybe South Carolina, South Carolina, here comes.
I had a chance to talk to Dorchester County corner Paul Carla's about what
was an easily preventable tragedy, approximately easily tragedy if he just didn't put it
out of his head. Ten twenty last night, we received a call or
the Sheriff's Department and EMS received a call about an injury suffered by an individual
while engaging in shooting fireworks. This happened on Cottonwood Drive in the Crestwood Subdivision.
The man who was involved in this incident was forty one year old Alan
Ray McGrew. There was nothing emergency crews could do to help him. When
they arrived. He was pronounced dead at eleven to ten pm. You know
it's Southern because they've got in there well. According to witnesses and family man
now Billy Ray, Bobby ray listen to this. Members at the scene.
The decedent was standing in the roadway on Cottonwood Drive and had on a large
top hat and put the firework. This guy. They showed a picture.
He's in star spangled banner, also sam from head to toe as the big
thing. Yeah, top of that lit it, put it on top of
his head and it exploded and uh he suffered a massive head injury. The
police report says McGrew started PM, started drinking at six PM. That's a
fucking line, you know. He started drinking six was his name, McGrew
or mcgo He had to start drinking at like two in the afternoon noon,
This is ten am something. And his wife tried to get him to not
put the firework on his head. Shut up this up, bitch, I
know what I'm doing. His last words were watch this said, but she
said he was trying to show off. These kinds of incidents are one hundred
percent preventable, as you know. Unfortunately, some bad judgment was used in
this case, and we're certainly sorry for that and we'll certainly send our sympathies
to the family of this individual. He was drinking. The Sheriff's department.
You can see those that count on two dot com in Summerville. I'm Raymond.
All right, So tragedy, but why why is it like Darwinism at
its finest. And here's the thing. His son is getting married. He
was very excited to welcome in a daughter in law. You hear all the
stories. He's the picture in the New York Post is him decked out in
stars and stripes, out a top hat, cigarette dangling out of his mouth.
He's doing like the dance, the whole thing. He probably put that
fucking thing like boom. You know there had to be brains on that.
I mean, his whole family watched him die, right, and so you
have ruined fourth of July of their lives. They'll never be the same any
fireworks, Yeah, you would be. You could have. Can you not?
This motherfucker did more damage in one in one? What how long does
it take? Ninety seconds? Last? Not even ten? Ten seconds?
Now they say a toddler right there beforehand. Oh there's video of him out
there. Yeah, there's video of them out there dancing around like it's in
a South Carolina minute. All right, here we go. Second story,
a nineteen year old lost his right hand in a fireworks accident on the Fourth
of July, trying to prevent two young children from getting hurt. Did this
happen in Vermont, New Jersey? Should I say New Jersey or the state
of Washington? Start with Kevin? This time New Jersey, Vermont, New
Jersey, or the state of Washington. I gotta go to Jersey because I
think Vermont and Washington are the same same thing. Basically, excise me,
tree huggers, it ain't doing no fireworks. You're gonna see New Jersey.
Laura, what are you saying? I was gonna go Jersey to Jersey,
Kevin? I mean, excuse me, Dan, I'm gonna go State of
Washington. State of Washington, you would be correct, State of Washington.
Here we go those horror stories that I was always told about, like,
hey, stay away from the fireworks, you're gonna blow your hand off.
Quite literally, that exactly happened. But Riley Bomgardner's story is different. He
was at a family friend's Fourth of July event where fireworks were being set off.
Riley says someone there was intoxicated and threw a sparkler bomb. When I've
seen them like light it and just toss it a few feet in front of
them. I was instantaneously scared. I was like, as soon as this
thing goes off, their blinder dead. But the scariest part two young children
ran toward it, and Riley jumped into action and grabbed the lit firework.
I went to go throw it, and as soon as I got about here,
boom, I was like, oh whoa, And I looked down and
there was just nothing there. Medics rush right. No, I don't want
to. I don't wanna. I don't want to taint the jury, so
to speak. But I defy you, okay, to not laugh. I
lead to Harbor View Medical Center. Surgeons had to amputate his damage right hand.
He also suffered burns on his bomb. I ran out there and like,
I just put myself in front of it because I'd rather it be me
than anybody else. After five days, Riley, now, hang on when
I haven't gotten to the park. Okay, I haven't gotten to the park,
but I go. Do you think, like later on these kids are
ever going to appreciate what this guy did. I have a question. Has
anybody in the history of fireworks other than like a licensed pyrotechnic ever let off
a fireworks, Sober like, no, no, I don't think the answer
to that would be no. Oh, I used to light off battle rocket
sober. You and Sober have never met anything. Is now out of the
hospital and just beginning his recovery. Yeah, and the realization that his life
has changed forever. We like, I just gotta do this at least three
times a day, every day for like thirty minutes. Doctor say, he
can't work for two months. I called my job. I'm a lifeguard.
I'm not gonna be able to lifeguard any I can't give someone CPR without a
hand. Hey, why is that lifeguard swimming in a circle? You tated
the jury? You tated the jury? You mean I tated? Oh?
No, he Why I can't swim good without a hand? Why do I
have a feeling? It's just like a shark, that's it? Turn Why
is he going to circles? This is almost like this would almost be like
this would be like the beginning of a of a cartoon or a comic book
hero or villain. All of a sudden, he loses his hand. Yeah,
he can't lifeguard anymore. He swims in circles. So now he becomes
a villain. This is this accident taking a physical and emotional toll. I
want to be able to take care of myself. I want to be able
to stand up and not hurt. I want to be able to tie my
pants and tie my shoes. But there's one thing getting him through the pain.
The kids are okay. That's really the only thing that's keeping me coming.
Now. This kid sounds like they better get him some counseling because your
life has changed. You've got to learn to redo everything. And I shouldn't
laugh at that, because he did say I can't do CPR. I can't,
but I'm thinking pants, pants, tied elastic ones. Yeah, you
know, joggers, pants, joggers, swim pull off his jacket. He's
gonna lifetime ray gamers. Now, arrest of sendim a toy? Whoa uh
yeah, they had all kinds of toy. But can't you still swim?
It's like a paddle, right, You just gotta use your feet. You
just gotta know. But can't you still can't you? I'm like the worst
swimmer in the world. I believe that. I believe anything athletic. What
happens. It also depends on where his hand was amputated. Was that like
the wrist, that would be that would be his arm? Infants up there
the wrists? Okay, yeah, at the risk. So but couldn't you
still swim with that? You got them? Yeah, it's just gonna take
some learnings they have. God, why didn't the reporter of Torondo stop being
a pussy? It's Washington, it's the state of Washington. Was terror?
They grow this terrorb But yeah, that's all. But I feel for this
kid, Yes, I really do. Well. He tried to do something
great, right, save some kids. And I'm going I hope somebody truly
appreciated this, like because they're saying that he could get fitted for a bionic
hand, but it would be really expect wet. The bionic can probably not.
I feel like, you can't get that weight, can't probably, Well,
you can get your iPhone weight. You probably can get these I don't
know you can. You start swimming and then that thing comes off and you're
like, well where did it goes? Six? It's like losing your glasses
in the lake. Dude, don't And then he gets angry and it comes
that like and then those two kids, right, yeah, he like it's
like a scary move. He seeks revenge. You know, I'm those two
kids were saving their lives. Yeah right, I mean like, like,
can you see like a twenty years now. Hey, listen, we brought
those kids back who want to thank you, thank me. You know what
I had to do. Two kids are hacking. You can't even throw a
double bird anymore. See that's that's awful. That's awful. What the double
bird? No, No, the thing is awful. It is because your
life is altered. You have to learn to do everything. You're going with
your dominant hand to pick something up and throw right, You're gonna go with
your dominant So it's not like everything you do. You have to learn to
write, feed yourself. Try feeding yourself. One of the best things you
can do for neural pathways in your brain is yes, I knew the conspiracy
theory. No, blow a hand off. Your dad's gonna go better though,
though too. You can't eat with one hand. Blow your dominant handoff,
Dan, there you go. Yeah, okay, all those oreos won't
get in there. Hey, can you put a shovel on the end of
this? All right? One last one? One last one. Multiple people
were injured, including in least two teams who suffered partial hand amputations in July
fourth fireworks mishaps. Did this happen in South Arkansas, South Georgia or South
Florida. We'll start with ladies first in this one. Laura, Let's go
South Georgia, South Georgia, says Laura dan Oh South Arkansas, South Arkansas.
I'm a South Florider. South Florida is every year first responder is one
of the dangerous surrounding fireworks, but there are always accidents, and unfortunately this
year was no exception. NBC six reporter Marissa bag is live now well Yeah
from southwest Miami Dade and Marissa, more than one teenager was hurt last night,
tell us more Chris, two that we know of up in Broward County
and a possible third here at HCA Florida Kendall Hospital that's recovering at this A.
Florida TYD Fire Rescue says that they received more than a dozen calls overnight
of emergencies that involved fireworks. Fireworks are fun to watch for all ages,
but can quickly turn dangerous. That happened in both Miami Dade and Broward Counties
last night, as multiple teenagers lost fingers. It began in Deerfield Beach around
ten o'clock as people were celebrating the fourth of July. In the street.
We had a juvenile that was hand holding a firework when the firework detonated in
his hand and he received the partial amputation of his hand. He lost several
fingers. Unfortunately, paramedics rushed that team to the hospital where he needed surgery.
Oh, I can work for Disney. A second lost several fingers.
So let's say you have just like one left. Do you keep it or
you guys, well just take all of them? What's what it is?
Your picking and wi it's your finger, yes, if it's your thumb,
like if you had like one finger left, but it's your picking and wiping
figure. Well, yeah, if you don't have the opposable thumb the wo
as were said about I might get injured by the value works an hour later.
What yah, judge, I don't know that I got tolf of that.
Yeah. Anyway, did you see the one in this There was one
in a stadium something Yeah, Utah, that was like fire that that went
o Ryan and started shooting into the stands, took some kids out. The
dead I don't no, but one I think one person left on a stretcher.
Yeah. So Monroe County's twitter sent out an A P B and fourth
of July and they said, don't call us the tell on your on your
neighbors. Oh that's funny. If there's an accident, call us. I
did sheriff do that every year? Yeah? They do. Yeah. So
I had a fourth of July. I did a podcast with sheriff sheriff excuse
me, Chief Matt Barnes and uh Sergeant Joe Monaghan, and I said,
how many calls do you expect to get? And Monaghan has been on duty
on the fourth of July and he said, majority of the call calls are
my neighbor's slighting off fireworks and my dog is really scared. And he said,
do you know your neighbor? Yeah, I know my neighbor. Yeah.
Talk kids, You go talk to your be a man, go after
a man and go talk to him. Oh wait a second, hang on,
time out there, time out. We're gonna paint a scenario. Get
I'm not gonna be in that situation because I don't care. Oh wait,
wait, wait wait, I don't care if you's the fourth of July.
Man, hang on fourth of July. It's eleven thirty at night. Yeah,
most of the fireworks are done. Okay, setting the scene. You
and Beth are settling in and you've got you have cats, Yes, we
have little cats, cats, little cats. And she's snuggled up with the
cat, and all of a sudden, man, a firework goes off,
like right out from you, and she says, God damn it, and
the cat takes off. It's screaming, it's like scratching at something that's going
nuts. She's like, you gotta go talk to them. I ain't doing
nothing. Where's the man. I set up to my wife and said,
I'm not doing anything to my wife. You don't talk to him. You
do it. There's your wife. Go do that because because it doesn't bother
me. But the cat. Now, what if the ru the July?
What if the kick is the metric Johnson Jersey I had the special place.
What if it's one or two in the morning. No, I'm not dealing
with that. No. No, plus best gotta go because they'll listen to
her and they'll just shoot fireworks. I don't I don't have an issue with
that. If you want to go do if you want to go get played,
yeah, go ahead. There was We have a friend of ours who
told us the story how he was in traffic once and like the traffic wasn't
moving. He's in the driver's seat, oh god, and his wife with
the passenger, and she starts laying on the horn. He's like, you're
gonna catch that check. So if you want to write that, yeah,
you go catch it yourself. But that's where now that that's a little different
because she took matters into her own hand. What I'm saying is if she
if your wife asked you, would you please go talk to the neighbors.
The cat is losing it. It's pissing all over everything. It's just ripped
up the curtains in the kitchen, the drapes in the living room, whatever
it is. I don't know something you wouldn't go over, and you would
go fourth July. Fuck it. I'm saying, yeah, either do it
or go yourself. Yeah you handle it. Fourth July now in America's year.
Yeah, what would happen in your life? What Now, let's say
that did happen And the answer back was do yourself? Are you pissed?
She would be it's the one day a year where you could just cut loose
safely. Yea, mind you what if it's like July fifth and it's still
going no problem with that. A weekend, Yeah, you're gonna hear about
about I heard all week fifty. I heard them all weekend. But but
you know, many years ago, many years ago, I lived in Victor,
was married, My kids were really little. Jamison wasn't even born yet.
And the bedroom, the master bedroom, was over the garage. It
was big, and it faced the front. There was a single mom and
her teenage daughter had a townhouse like over in the corner. And all of
a sudden we hear noise like I'm asleep. I'm asleep, I'm out and
I hear like, oh my god, what was that? And then I
now I wake up and my wife is on her knees like peeking out the
blinds, and some cars are screeching out. There's like a smash beer bottle.
There's a fight, guys are yelling at each other all this. She's
like, you gotta go do something, and I go, what what am
I doing? She says, you gotta go do something, you gotta somebody's
gonna get killed. Somebody's can get hurt. Yeah, you going out there?
No? So I did. I went, I went, I went
down and I go hey. By that time, because I heard the cars
take it off, I got right there leaving, so I went down.
I come over and go, hey, is everybody all right over here?
It's like, yeah, I'm just really scared because this girl's having the party.
I don't want the cops. And I said, I don't think anybody's
gonna call this cops, but you probably need to keep it low. There's
a lot of people around here here. There's a way to do it.
Yeah. The beer left, and I said, I can give me a
beer. I won't tell your mom. No, So well I did.
I got up out of bed because I'm a man, Dan and I listen
not doing that either, You're not. I'm not going out there people are
if they're fighting it, well, the kids are fighting my front. Ye
I am doing it, I think, I think. But yeah, I
couldn't. I don't know why I did. I don't know why I for
whatever reason, because even now I'm thinking, you don't want to. You
know, you may want to just keep your eye on things, make sure
it doesn't escalate and then call police about handling. There was also that,
and I said bystander thing where like the is someone hurt if a whole bunch
of people here, But then nobody calls, you know. I called the
cops a couple of weeks ago. Oh wow, sex toy party, gunna
ride. Oh somebody's being beaten with a cocker ring. I got something stuck
somewhere. Officers can send somebody Overhart's final story about tonight's bright spotted the light
of the Knight's been canceled at the Zech Brown Band concert out in Canadaigua.
We where we had parked, We walked back and I was with a group
of people. There was like nine of us, and there was a group
of no joke, twenty teenagers beating the shit out of each other, like
violently throw each other on the ground and everything. And so I called nine
one one and they were like, we already have someone there. I mean,
it was bad, Like, well, they're not doing anything, send
someone else. Oh my god, what did you hire? Dan Burrillo.
I'm not doing it. It's a concert. What do you expect to have
happened? How long? Americans? How long between walking up about it and
calling nine one one. Did you watch a few minutes and then call.
We did watch to see if it was like gonna end, but then it
escalated and like there was one girl in there and was like that's fine,
yead like my dad, Yeah, there was one of the dads was fighting
like it was. It was insane. We were all sort of like,
Dad think she still got it. Dad thinks she still got it. That
would have been Jamison the Rolling Stones with you and Kevin. That's my yeah.
But then when the cops pulled in, like you saw all the groups
scattered, like there's no way that you can take on a twenty a drunk,
twenty three year old guy when you're fifty something, it's not going to
go well. Saw you get a girl and Joe's like, I'm gonna go
get involved. I was like, do not like hold me back, Laura,
hold me back. I was like I don't like hearing that, like
because it was there was such a large group like yeah, I I mean
the girls were getting the ship beat on of them. What but they were
also beating the ship guys. It was insane, like it was. It
looked like it was. It was in the Walmart parking lot, right next
to Semac Wow, well spot, Yeah, that's where you go. All
right, we'll take a moment. Kevin's got to theme that tune. We'll
see if we can be thrown Dan. We'll get to that right after this.
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what's it from twist my original twister? And there's a new twister coming out?
Right? Yes? Yes, what's it called twistter? I think a
twister or twisters? Might twister twisters? I think it's twisters. There's a
slightly different different title. I thought said, Yeah, slightly different title,
but the great movie. This is the song that's woke up fan Handler.
This is this song before they broke it was this is the song that led
to the break, the last song they did, but they were broken up
before this song came out Really Human Beings. Apparently, according to Sammy,
Eddie wanted to go tour support the song, and Sammy's like, I got
a wife who was eight months pregnant. I mean you want to go?
So that ended it. Yeah, you know there's a documentary in A and
E that they had run and they have a one for him, Sammy Hager.
They did a Sebastia back one. Actually we're both really pretty good,
and he's become the he is the guy I almost went to fight with.
The tour starts, uh Saturday, Yeah, and Poughkeepsie. Why because he
came around with Z Rock. We were PDH night at the club and he
came in and they started pulling down banners and he's standing there and he's putting
up X rock ship and it was him and they brought him around. I
don't know why, and uh, somebody went at him and he like pushed
somebody and they bumped into me and they creach stuff us. We go.
Yeah, we're yelling. We're yelling at each other. I don't know if
he'll ever remember, but I'll never forget it. That's all I know.
You had a vocal coach I think from Hilton, did he? Yeah that
could be uh yeah Twister, which, by the way, Laura was looking
on uh social media or somewhere, and it's all the like it looked pretty
wild. Yeah, yeah, that's where it was. Yeah, there's a
video of like a roof getting just ripped off of a house. Wow.
Eden's more toward Orchard Park, Okay, Oh really so right towards the Buffalo
area. Yeah. In fact, Paul Maguire lives in Eden, or he
used to. It's kind of Wayne County Buffalo though. So the roof probably
wasn't very well. That's a very nice area. That's man, it would
be scary as hell. Oh hope that the Bill Stadium is Okay, the
giant hole down there, everybody falling down. Someone needs to sacrifice themselves.
Camch starts in one week one week Rookies. Rook his report Buffalo Bill's training
camp. Danny is gonna be Are you excited about the season? A lot
of people saying different things. Josh Allen's year maybe not. I think this
is the year for him to say, this is my team, this is
my offense, let's go. Okay, his year to do that. I
think McDermott if he if they can't get to the super Bowl this year,
McDermott needs to go. Oh boy, he needs to go. He's probably
not going to, but he needs to go. Now we'll hear this.
You heard it here. First, I told you, did not tell you?
What did I tell you? And when did I tell you a long
time ago? And what happened? When I told you exactly what just happened.
I feel like I may have said that last season. I really told
you first because I told you, what if they get to the super Bowl
this year, I can live with that. What if they don't win it,
I can live with that. Okay, well, okay, let's hold
on, hold on, hold on. We cannot we cannot do the in
a vacuum situation wherever they so I can live with that. Okay. I
could live with it if it was a great game and it just came down
to the last you know what, if it be thirteen second situation, I
will be out of my mind. It would be amazing. I'm not gonna
lie. It would be an amazing Super Bowl Tyler field goal. What if
they do like uh, Seattle and the Patriots and they should have run it
in and they go for a pass and it gets batted down. I'll lose
I'll lose my mind. I'll lose my mind. We'll be doing the podcast
live while he's doing it. What it would be, I don't know who.
I just kind of rate in the R wing of Strong, the News,
Connors and Paris. I you know, wait, there were people who
actually like, oh gosh, you know how like radio stations like they run
out of topic, so they come up with these stupid generic topics like what's
the worst moment in both sports? And uh oh, thirteen seconds? Right,
thirteen seconds? It's gotta be thirteen seconds. I'm like, do you
realize how many bad moments we've had before you could get the thirteen seconds on
the list? Were you bored freaking yesterday? I would put Brett Hall's goal
above Dinny. I would too. I would you start when you start eating
again? Buddy? I don't know, man, Oh you know I walk
and I'm like, yeah, I'm trying to cut out on carbs, and
I'm just staring at Kevin's pizza. I'm like, yeah, izza, like
getting the shakes. I took Jamison today because I didn't have any food that
he was really probably gonna like. So we went and he all of a
sudden, there's Tyson Buffalo chicken wings in the freezer. There's chip Witch the
ice cream sands. Those are my kids get He wanted spicy ramen noodles.
And by the way, I went to BJ so I have a warehouse,
told me I would have brought you how whole freaking box of spicy remenues spicy
ramen noodles. I didn't know. Did you guys try that salt? Yeah,
I got you. I do. I used I use it on everything.
Guess this morning made egg eggs and I threw it on that. I'll
just have the salt. I don't want to eat with this, you know
what he's eating, although I ended up eating the rest of the ice cream
there. He goes, yeah, I do want to fish the whole thing.
I go, don't waste it, so I eat the rest of that.
Then the last night, in the middle of the night, he decided
to make a frozen pizza, but then decided he was too tired, so
he turned off the oven. So I wake up this morning, open up
the oven. There's still a pizza half cooked in there. So I wound
up eating that up, cutting it up and then leaving it for him,
and I throw it in the air fryer, and then I end up eating
some of that. I'm gonna be a fucking five hundred pounds by the time
he leaves. That's what's gonna happen. All right, Kevin? What we
got here? Another theme? That tune? We have to come up with
a theme. He had a point for the point for the title, and
the point for point from the title artists, and then the theme. You
get five points. It's all the same song. It's got along long intrum.
I'm gone to sionis want to hear a second snow blood the snowbo This
is dance Sarah. This all of the geared towards Dan. Now you're kissing
his eyes. Yeah, that's what I do. This next one were writing
dance Sarah. Ah these times contagious. I haven't been the sport before?
Is this surprize? I wait, you need to let up. One right
from Dan Sarra. Well this is because silver Creak as it's silver Creek,
it's silver sixties there. Yeah, this is what Butcher used to play all
the time. Yeah it was old. He's one O four classic DJ in
Buffalo, like they used to give away a million dollars in lottery tickets.
I think I know the thing I walk inside. I am the better man.
We're not too. Dad starts taking to sell the change the sun.
Oh, I feel her breast in my face. She's gonna wad to my
tree. Played this one for the Tarteles today too. Next to want to
be the only one I got leads to light all in. Oh yeah,
the good version girl, your kids by tonight. How do you know?
Plenty guy has got you close you there's no turn like you hold in your
thing, your tapes. You're trying, Lord not to show everybody good.
Back to the top. I think I got undfeeded on this. I think
you probably did, because I don't think I know. Please, but I
wonder if I have the the if it gets my theme. This is Lincoln
Park. What I've done it is, Yeah, I got neither one of
them. That's a loss for you. Then collective soul run who is somebody
else? Have a chance to answer. But he's right. I didn't get
those either, and I had Collective Soul written down. I crossed it out.
I don't know who sings. I wanted to say the Supremes. He
kissed me hope for too. There goes. You are at the fended street.
Okay, you know leader of the song is not leader of the pack.
Do you have the name of the song? No, I wrote say
you love name be my baby? The run at that's right, rot ats
the rot at reference to the Eddie Money song Yeah a, yeah, I
only got a I brought you can dance. I forgot his dance. We'll
let Dan anels from beause he'sually one a guy. I'm guys Eddie Vedder Big
Heart Son, which is a cover will give you a Big Heart song.
It's just hard son, dumb. Sorry, I didn't realize this dude concerned
Patrick Swayze. She's like the wind Yeah, Patrick song he tried to get
in every fucking movie that he did. He can't sing anymore. Neither can
this guy. Angel eyes Jeff heally, oh ships did you put that high
d No, I didn't know Jeff heely. All right, go ahead,
Laura, let's see love and feeling. Yeah, but who sings it?
Righteous brothers, this is the right You lost that bs well. A lot
of people at those commonly confused. But it doesn't matter. I got a
run. Does anybody have my theme? I put down Tom Cruise movies.
No, I put down songs from movie soundtracks. Yeah, I just had
movie soundtrack and then I wrote Tom Cruise on. Yeah, I win again.
You know what I asked? Hold on? I got a loving points.
I'm proud of that. I didn't I got like five or six and
what movie at all? But now I want to go watch Top Gun and
Footloose and uh, don't the Babysitter movie. Don't tell me the Babysitter dead.
No, no, they say you love me, that's what it's.
Oh she's sinking. The babysitter chokes at death. God. What I'm just
saying is that's called the Biden family. Hello. Joe Jill was bow and
Hunter's babysitter. Whoa whoa Joe? Doctor Joe Biden was Hunting Bo's babysitter.
She ends up being a first Lady's not going on in that family because you
know, Trump's only had one wife ever. I never I've never voted for
Trump. I don't know anything that's right. Danny's launched that loving but he's
won the game. He's the champ again. He's the raining chap. I
am the champer. He is the chap. He's gotta go ahead Hillman some
night. I'll have the right one for Monday if I'm not here and he
could go get him and Helman go ahead to head. It would be a
fun one. It'd be good to do a show with Mark. I have
a no one. Well, I get to keep my seat though. I
think I'm an on Monday. I'm not what Monday? This next Monday,
about fifteenth, the fifty. Yeah, Brady's party birthday. Oh good for
him because dad's golfing on his actual birthday. Yeah, it's a it's a
tournament. I gotta play. I always gotta have a party on a weeknight.
This is my family, the kids, they all. Do you ever
get birthday party fatigue? Yeah? Do you ever get birthday party fatigue?
I have a kid, and imagine going to all the freaking five Oh yeah
parties. Cats don't have birthday parties. You're right, they don't know why
why do you have birthday party? I don't have birthday party fatigue. I'm
just asking because you guys are parents. Yeah, but when your nieces and
nephews have birthdays every time, you are so looking forward to it, you
come in goddamn freaking sucked. Couldn't eat a hot dog, kids fun,
driving me batchit crazy. I don't know who done madly is? I never
said that, Oh exactly, can go back? Remember one kid hit another
kid and you had to step in, and then this and the other things.
I remember getting hit by by a baseball. Yes, yes, I
hit by a baseball bat too. Yeah that was Christmas. Yes, no,
but I remember her birthday were very step your nieces nephews asked, yelled
at at you. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
that was okay. So that was That was a story about years ago.
It was Thanksgiving. I was sitting there and we're waiting for the Lions game
to come on. It's still morning, and my little niece is like maybe
two years old and my nephew's three, and he pushes her down and I'm
like, what what the heck? And then he does it again. I
go, Joel, I go call you can't do that, my brother.
You can't yell my kid. What I was uncle? He pushed his sister.
What do you hey, Joel, come yell at your kid. Yes,
you may want to take care of the kids. That's see, that's
what I would do because I always want to be the happy on blob walker
and you want to say care. Yeah, they're getting into it over there,
all right, we will wrap it up. Dan the champion again three
times. But he can't eat. No, I can't and he can't lose
weight already lost. I've lost twenty three pounds. Yeah, it's just it's
been on twenty three for four days. Maybe just one good ship Danny in
it all over, Kevin and me, who are not losing any weight.
I'm gaining with Danny loss. Bill Moran will see you tomorrow.