We've had three weeks off, and in those three weeks we finally calmed down,
en up going. We stink and we're dirty. This sucks. I
hate it. God, this wizard's gonna fucking pay what he owes is what.
Ultimately, I'm gonna stank up his throne room. But I'm gonna that's
my penn. I am freaking I am Rick James in the Dave Chappelle's skit.
My boots are all over this dude's couch. Fuck his couch. I
don't even know if couches are invented. I don't know if there's a couch
in that fucking but I'm a couch and I'm putting on that couch inside that
castle. No matter what it's like, a nice ottoman or some ship,
it needs to be a couch. Bro. No, okay, there's not
a couch in there. He will build one, and people if there is
no couch, after we build said couch and soil it with our footies,
I nominate for second place the nice marbletop dining table that he surely has not.
Yeah, you gotta find his bed and make pantsless optimers sleep in it.
That's the move. That's the move to a nice little dip in the
fucking catfish bog and get him on over. Yeah, let's go. We're
gonna run this all the way back to the game game. I'm throwing.
I'm throwing the ex we are not move making backwards progress period. We're not
in his bed. Okay, that's not what I said, but we're probably
not shipping it. Shipping in his bed is literally to create that experience,
one of you would have to shit in his bed and then leave the game,
and then the rest of you had to have that fallout squarely fall on
your shoulders after the guilty party left the key. Hm, that only happened
fifteen years ago. Much like diamonds, that memory is forever. Shitting in
the Matrons bed is forever. The Diamond Baker rebellion is forever. Okay,
Okay, we gotta cut it out, but we're moving on. Cut it
out, put it back in, you guys. Canonically, shit talk the
Wizard all the way back to I think that's what's keeping us going is that
we get depressed every once in a while and then we just shit talk this
Wizard for thirty minutes straight. Yeah, all of our morales boosted. What
am I gonna do when I get my hands on that wizard's blockings. I'm
stealing some shit, I'm breaking most of it. And that's about where I'm
leaving up. What cannot be stolen must be broken, right, so lead
beyond redemption. Oh my god. It was a very polite way of saying
fucking it up. But you know the problem is that we're gonna wreck this
place, and he's like, oh, this place, this is my summer
chateau whatever. I can just buy another wonder where the fuck wizards say,
Oh my god, imagine if the like, well, the insurance will pay
for that or whatever. The yeah, just imagine we escape this place.
We learned some more about you know, Captain Banishment out up in his wizard
tower, and we realize, oh, he goes on rotation. He's got
homes plural, it's on. We're wrecking all of them. We're just moving,
moving, in the systematic organized work campaign to destroy them. I suggest
at that point we turn into squatters and we wait for this motherfucker to come
back. Squatters. I can't chase a wizard with the speed of fucking teleportation
between wherever the fuck we are and wherever the fuck we came from. So
I'm just gonna wait here for his dumb ass and plants a arrow between his
skull the minute I see him. We're not gonna make it halfway back before
that motherfucker is gonna be like, oh, time to move back, and
he's gonna teleport right past all of us. We're gonna end up at his
fucking winterhouse. Some son of a bitch still ain't gonna be there. Are
all his are still gonna be cleaning up at the fuck your Wizard party or
whatever. Bullshit, he's not going on. We've got another fight on our
hands. And you fucking wizard of him flipping his own houses. It's the
way hg channel this wizard manner ransack. He's like, it's like, man,
I like to I get to redecorate one of my houses once every four
or five months. Yeah, every time they get close to me, I
just teleport to a different goddamn manner and they go the old one. Thanks
for knocking down that wall. I was thinking my room needed to be a
bit more spacious for the sacrifices. Yeah, we've got an open concept sacrifice.
Well, they were two separate rooms before but not anymore pod sat Sacrifice
orgin. This is the latest Ranstack establishment. We're now going to expand the
sacrificial pit to have stadium seating. Yeah, just filled with apes. This
dude does have an ape thing going on. I'm just okay, I'm done.
Okay, Yeah, I'm so melossen. We got like I didn't want
to get mad, and we started talking about this asshole, and now I'm
pissed. I like the idea of like Nala overhearing our ship talking, though,
I really yeah, this dude does have an ape thing though, is
as you d the ring of light from Nalla's fire, that's what she comes
in on. His dude is with this guy apes anyway? Oh my god,
you made it back. Yes. Did the magic fog up there drive
you mad or something? We've been running into lots of This guy prefers one
type of creature in here. Is what I'm trying to say, is all
he's a one trick pony in the tricks. It's more like man plus something
is usually what it is, but apes seems to be a lot of it.
If we didn't say this is crazy shit about this stupid evil wizard,
we would go insane. So you know how it is quiet on the way
up the bullshit on the way back. Oh, that is how it is.
Ship. It is true. You rode that river bullshit all the way
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