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We call it a podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and
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Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on. Thanks for
telling a friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship coming
off the big PGA week. Here. My father calls me today and goes,
hey, did uh I got hit a hole in one? Huh?
I said, yeah, he did, he hit a home one. I'm
at the gym. I can't talk. I just said, just popped into
my mind. I just saw it's all over the news. He hit a
hole in one. Yes, that guy. Well, I think you know
it's interesting because they let the live players play because it's the PGA America event
and not a PGA event, so they do the majors, so they're letting
the live guys in. So there's video going around of the CEO of the
PGA and they each come up individually and they stand with the winner by the
wannamaker. So there's Kepka and this guy stands there and then turns and says
something to Kepka, and it looks like Kepka puts out his hand and the
guy doesn't shake his hand, and he walks away, and Kepka turns around
and basically goes, what the fuck like he didn't shake his hand? And
he's the PGA, the CEO of the PGA, but it's PGA America does
the majors, and so therefore they don't really have any control. And I
thought, you know what, this whole thing that happened is the greatest thing
for the PGA because no one's gonna remember they KEPTCA one, but they're gonna
remember this guy who know what he had heard of? Really, who's forty
six years old and a golf bro and what mission Viajo, California. What's
his name? Michael Block? Michael Block, Michael Block Blocks and Michael Block
is like the talk of the town. And he came in fifteenth. Yeah,
but that hole in one, I mean, he just dunked it.
Man. Everyone's talking about this everybody. So he's gonna go to the Charles
Schwab Tournament next week. Well, he got the the sponsorship exemption. They
showed it. They had one exemption laft and they said it was for him.
And he also gets to come back to the PGA next year already does
it. He doesn't get automatic leave. I don't know because ESPN is saying
he does, right, Kevin Kevin last night that it was up to fourteen,
but I thought it was fifteen myself fifteen, And ESPN all morning kept
saying that he's going to be in, So it doesn't matter either way.
It was a great event. I thought it made Rochester look good. It
was a lot of fun. I got drunk lot. Yeah, Rochester did
look good for the most part. It was good. Mark Hillman's here,
Yeah, I know everything good. Yeah, in your world, Matt's back
after a little hiatus. Yeah. I guess where'd you go? Toronto?
Oh for the Yankees game? Oh? Nice? You see Josh Allen tick
banning practice? He was right above us? Was he above us? Yeah?
I missed the batting. That guy. He's living the greatest life ever.
Remember, oh kill, He's getting his picture taken everywhere. He's good
to have a girlfriend, right, Yeah. I wonder I wonder if he
pays to watch people playing. No, but I wonder if he does this.
I wonder if he goes. I don't know how you do it.
But Stephanie said yesterday that the PGA players would go incognito on bumble and then
say can you keep this quiet? And then they would hook up with women
in town. And I wonder if Josh could do that. It's like shooting
fishing a back. Yeah, he's not taking a chance, especially pissing off
the whole team. Yeah, you know what I mean, that's the rumors
are. That's that was ste fine things. Yes, yes, that he
was yelling at. Yeah, but they all they all do stuff like that
though they I mean, like, I mean, if, yes, if
Josh Allen did that, and I'm not saying he did, then I'm sure
like the other fifty two guys on the roster or most of them have probably
done the same thing or do the same thing. Now, it's different when
you're the star quarterback. You got to be a public relations person for yourself.
I think what he was yelling at about is you're letting this fuck with
your head. Yeah is I feel like, but I don't know. We
lost the Bagels last year. You lose to the Bagels, you get kicked
out of the league. You know, your show close. Yeah, and
then you're not You're not getting there right, and you're just as good as
the teams that are beating you. So it's like, I don't know,
but he's twenty seven years old, freaking he's like the King of the King.
Baby, he's here. He's an old kill member now hanging out back
in the film room. Yeah, studying the tape. Right, we got
a super Bowl. Go imagine if you win the super Bowl, everywhere every
door. He'll be on SNL, he'll be hosting us, He'll be on
the Tonight Show. He's supposed to be in Hollywood. Yeah, he's closed,
right, Yeah, I mean, if he wins the super Bowl,
come on, Mammy Fallon will show up in Maconner's. Josh Allen will be
there. Nobody been talking to Jimmy. Maybe maybe that's the weekend he should
come. I agree with that. Uh. The Democratic Chronicle does a piece
called whatever Happened To? And it's about mostly Rochester haunts. More or less
they do want about us yet, No, no, because people know where
we are. Dannywhere right, Uh, Haunts of the Yesterior and it's and
they go through their archives. Well, they did a piece on the controversial
cable TV show that I think Hillman has a history with Life Without Shame that
Ard and Rochester during the nineties. Yes, Life without Shame. That was
how that was part one of the reasons Mark the Soldier was born. It
is wait wait, yes, yes, Life without Shame. So okay,
let me let me go back a little bit, and then I want to
hear some of your experience with this. I thought you meant like conceived,
no no, no, no mistake he became. I know that's going to
start there. Now. I never really watched this show, but I remember
it because they wanted wee'z to They wanted Weeze's approval for the show, yes,
and We's wouldn't give it to them. And I don't know exactly why
he didn't, but I know that they would call up and he wouldn't put
him on the air, and then he would put them on the air and
there'd be arguments, and they made we Sucks stickers and then stuck them all
over town. And then there was a little incident with an on air personality
from the Brother Wei show. Do you know this? Do you remember this?
I'm trying Oh yeah, Cindy. Okay, So we could, Okay,
what was gonna come here? Cindy, Cindy who was on the show,
was out one night. She was a little drunk and they put like
a dildo on a birthday cake in front of her or something and then she
either performed or whatever and they got it on video and they aired it.
But they did that to get under Weeze's skin, right, That's what they
That was the whole the whole purpose. And I think she was brought in,
like why would I don't. I don't. I wasn't really around the
show that time, but they did. They did dumb stuff like they did
the bum Olympics where they would take two homeless guys and have him race against
each other for bottle of cheap wine. They pretty much for trying to rip
off Howard Stearns. They were a kind of I mean like yeah, uh.
They They had female impersonators and street performance. They did segments at tattoo
parlors and tanning salons, and I mean it was two Jamos basically that that
did this. But the thing that was interesting about it, at least they
weren't Mama Luke. There was actually three, well the only two that I
remember. It was Tom. It was Tom Losey, Tom Losi and Rick
Castellano. Yeah, but Edwin Jay was was their producer. And Edwin j
Was a known producer in this town before we came in. And I don't
know what happened to him. So he started producing that he did all the
right, he did all the he did everything for them. Yeah, because
so a note, where's Tom. What's the same Tom lose LCSI yeah,
so Losi? Nobody knows where I could find nothing on Loci. I'll find
him. And this is this is the weird part because I would love to
talk to these guys because Rick's dead. No he's not. Oh wait,
maybe he is, I think, So, oh shit, did Rick die?
Not too long ago? No? It wash. So I'm looking up
Rick Castellano, right, and I'm looking, and i'm looking. I find
all these old videos. He had the Rick Castellano Show, yes, and
had all these archives. So I'm like, and it's all over YouTube.
So then I go and I find his website, Rick Castellano website, and
he mentions nothing about life without chame anywhere on there. I can read you
what it's said on his website, Um, something about all the stuff that
he had done like HBO show. He had been in h on HBO.
Um, let me see if I we're gonna put the thing because it was
pretty funny to me. Oh yeah, Rick cost Rick Castellano dot com.
Ri Rick Castellano has been seen everywhere from his own late night television show,
which I would assume would be Life Without Chain, but they don't mention it.
I think he had another one too. Movie. He's still playing on
HBO in the gym, you name it. He's been there. The website
was created to deliver all the content you're looking for in one location, and
I was like, so now he's dead because I'm looking at the thing.
And though one of the last stories he did was about latici Astasio and he
was all pissed off and he's going a Democrat and chronicle why don't we read
let me put on my lists and he reads about her like some charges were
dropped against her. I feel terrible that the guys I didn't know that.
I'm not sure no, but I mean both of you guys are saying that's
so I'm gonna I'm gonna assume. But the guy was in phenomenal shape.
He was he was. You know, he's a bodybuilder. I think he
had worked out with Arnold. He was such a he was such a dumb
man. Why you know, it was like the other guy. I mean,
Lucy Elise was articulate. Yeah. Well, okay, so they were
protested a bunch, Danny. Okay. My sister told me about this show
because she went to the u of R. A group of Greece church pastors
united to protest Life without Shame. Oh they had to be one of my
churches then, I don't know. And they were speaks people to cancel their
cable subscriptions if nothing was done. And then there was a local group Women
against a Violent Environment that joined the protest as well. Now their thing was
like, we're not degrading women. Were just supporting women and whatever they do.
They were doing all kinds of stuff. They had like a best buntons
contest somewhere and it was all these women. These girls would show up,
you know, no one was forced them to do it, and they came
and they were in there. They showed nudity or get girls. I think
they did topless. I don't think they did. Were they able to do
that? Yeah? They were thought they had topless being on access. On
um as access, you can do whatever you want. So after midnight,
GRC Greater Rochester Cable was the company before Time Warner or writing thing. So
GRC uh to try to I don't know what they were. They were trying
to placate some of these protesters. They made free devices that would blow channels.
They offered customers free devices the V chip. Remember the V chip?
No oh, in the nineties, couldn't you try to sign something in the
law that you could get a V chip to block like violence or certain like
suggestive content. This is it. You could get it. And then people
protested that said, well that censorship. Well opponents said that, well,
but but okay, but is it really censorship? Censorship in my house where
I don't want to see it, which would be the same as turning it
off because they couldn't they couldn't pick and choose which programs. It would be
like if you got this rating, that would be automatically blocked all those right,
Okay, okay, So these guys, now, this is this is
the part that's a little more somewhat intellectual with these guys, because I went
back, there's if you go to YouTube there's Life Without Shame, their best
off episode, and I gotta tell you, like I almost wanted to,
I should have stripped some of the audio from it, or I should just
pull it up, because it's these guys like they're getting a lap dance from
this chick. And once holding the microphone, the other guy standing there and
he goes, hey, put those in my face. All right, yeah,
look at a grind. That's a workout. Huh Hey, it's your
turn. She hops over to the other guy. Look at that, look
at it. Look, oh wow, look And I'm going audio wise,
it's the dumbest fucking thing ever. But for the time, we weren't seeing
this and it was local. It was like, hey, man, I
could run into this chick, you know what I'm saying. That added a
little intrigue to it, and they were doing something I just when you go
back and watch you t I check out a pull up the fucking audio.
It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. But even the Democrat and Chronicle had an editorial
about Life Without Shame. Somebody wrote, it's not just the sex that puts
this show in the sewer. The news editorial said, it's the humor if
it can be called that. The editorial mentioned one segment involving a cab driver
from Egypt who was asked about having sexual relations with the mummy of King Tutt.
Hey you fuck the mummy, But I mean it's so stupid, that's
just stupid. Start laugh, right, These guys are the original West Side
Phovis and butt head. You got it. That's where my head went when
you're describing these guys, I'm like, are you sure this is a babis?
And butthead uh? And Now, because the show aired on cable access,
officials at Greater Rochester Cable Vision UH said they couldn't stop it because it
was cable access. The State Commission on Cable Television Regulations stated that air time
in public access channels must be given on a first come, first served basis,
and that municipalities may not exercise any editorial control. Yes, they were
over and see. Now here's the thing, Like people get upset all the
time when it comes to like free speech, free speech. We hear this
right, and then people will go, well, I don't like it.
How Come it's always examples that we don't like. Yes, it's examples we
don't like because it has to be tolerated. Just because you don't agree with
it or like it. You know, you you have the option of not
watching. So they said they may not exercise any editorial control over any use
by the public of a public access channel. Same was true at the time
for Least Access, which required producers to pay a nominal fee and allow for
revenue generating commercials, which I think they had. I ran the Least Access
was one of the channels we had when I worked there. But when these
guys were on, they were paying. I think they were paying. You
have to pay to bun the Least Access. So in nineteen ninety six,
the US Supreme Court struck down most of a law requiring TV operators or cable
operators to restrict sexually explicit programs and special channels that are open to the public.
Like they said, you can't do it. Like most of the law,
I think there were some in there. So A Democrat and Chronicle story
said that the complicated ruling could contain mixed blessings for Life Without Shame. The
following year, Time Warner, which came in bought out Greater Rochester Cable Vision,
banned an episode of Life Without Shame from airing and banned Losie from submit
getting further episodes for six months. A federal lawsuit that followed was, according
to a news story, apparently the first to test the Supreme Court ruling.
So as much as these guys were like dumbasses doing just they're adult Pavis and
butt Head, they pushed this first right. So they pushed back. So
a district judge heard the case and ruled the Time Warner had the right to
ban shows it deemed indecent. Now that that's where it gets slippery, because
I go, they're a private company Time Warner, and they could say this
show's too racy for us to air. But what they can't do is they
couldn't ban producers only specific episodes. So that meant that they could continue to
submit episodes, but they could occasionally ban them. And Life Without Shame started
again, and they went a case by case basis, and I think in
October nineteen ninety seven one more show was banned. They had another legal case
and a federal appellate court in nineteen ninety nine upheld that decison from before,
saying they could badge certain episodes, but they gain and that was the end.
Of Life Without Shame. But you're right, you had to see these
guys he had longed. He looked like Rico Suave, but just a lot
older. Did you know him? No, I didn't know him personally,
but just watching the show here and there. Yeah, yeah, so fuck,
he's got to be eighty now. He was like fifty back that well,
I think he's in his mid to late sixties. But I would love
to talk to him, only to go talk to me about these lawsuits?
What was that like? I mean, here, how did you afford to
like fight this? I don't know, that's the thing. I don't know
that she's believed that. I don't know. That's that's a great question.
But isn't that wild? Like these guys? She did this? Dumb?
I gotta pull up. How would you like to be the judge who writes
the ruling on the case? Yeah, Life without Shame? But I mean
it was wild to me. Now, how did this kind of coincide with
the birth of Mark the Soldier as we came to know it, Well,
we just told me. He told me to go to their go to their
events. They did. They did this live event one time, and do
you remember Metro? I think that's the right place. It was on Liberty
Poll. No, Heaven was down the road. Was that being for Gotham
City, Yeah, it's I think it's a church. Now, I think
I know what you're talking about. Metro was further down this curther down.
Well, they did a live show a Metro and so I went in with
my weee shirt on. Okay, pretty much I ruined their show and I
was asked to leave. You did, Yeah, how did you ruin it?
Because I my big mouth shooting my big mouth off. I mean they're
recording, they're live, alright, So I started shooting my mouth off and
stuff like that. Now Here, here's one where they're doing a wet T
shirt contest and guy's got a beater pitcher full of water and a woman standing
there and a thong and a T shirt and this is what it sounds like.
So this must have been live. But you gotta hear. Oh she
leans back, mom, you find it's like, oh, now, down
her ass. That's great, dude, right. Oh, she's standing in
a she's standing in a kiddie pool. This woman's gotta college kids right now,
college kids. She could be a grandmother. Hey man, So your
grandma. Last night they're talking about your grandma on Billified. All right,
I gotta hang on. Let's go back to work because i'm speech speech.
Yeah, she's doing a two shake shuffle on his poll goal. She shuffle
on his poll goo, and she's giving him a lett dince doing a rituals
have a confession. I gotta little confession after this. Hey, it's like
a bad it's like a poorly written sopranos. But this is this was the
show and it's a chick grinding on their giving her a lap das giving a
laugh. Hey, now now it's the other guy. This is the guy
who we think passed away. What you care? I don't under Is this
like one of the workout you're usually done? They went, yeah, no
one could get mad back on my next runner. Who might be seeing this?
Who might just this is working the love muscle, isn't it's just working
the love muscle? You're working out that? Can you gonna get matter?
You get a lapdance for the TV show? Hey, look at that?
Just maybe it would be sward fighting soon. It's so did he just sell
sighting? He just said sword fighting? You're hearing you have no shame do
you, of course that I think. I'm speechless for once the Mark Adam
speechless again. It shi the last time I got a lapdance and shade again.
It's like they were just they had no there really was, and that
was Weeze's point. There was no talent there and they were just exploiting.
They were just exploiting people and having a good time and no, and then
they attacked Weeze and they became popular because that's what everybody did. So this
was like the early version of a podcast basically a lot of way. Yeah,
it was. It was cable accent. It was like, you know,
a Wayne's World with it with strippers, you know, and it's dumb
shit. But they never I never thought they had anything intelligent to say.
The most fascinating piece to me is they wound up going to a federal hellic
porch, federal fucking more. Hey, hey, are you doing Judge of
gay my cousin Vittie, you know what I mean? You're you're on there,
you two not so utes my fiance sake. I find that fascinating and
I would love to talk to Tom Losi. Give I'm looked up, can't
I can't find anything on Tom Losi, and somebody wrote, and I don't
even know, I guess on a I must be a comment here. Uh.
Somebody said I missed Life Without Shame. That was Rochester's Howard Stern.
Somebody else says, man, I remember watching this in my dad's bar in
the nineties. Now this was four years ago this comment was made. I
was just a teenager. The host Tom is sixty five now, Tim,
sure it goes by fast, so that means Tom it's almost seventy seventy years
old. But it'd be really interesting to talk to Tom just about that,
like all the all the shit that came from your dumb cable access show.
Do you know what I'm saying? And I know I'm poking a little bit
of fun at it, but I don't remember watching it a whole lot.
I just knew about it, and I think more because I was going to
be loyal to brother Weees and this was enemy stuff. How is the video
quality? I mean it was bad. It was like VHS. Yeah,
it looks like that too on here. But look, people remember it.
These guys, you gotta hand it to them. They made noise in this
town. They did get advertisers I think it was Bacon Mid Pizza that was
on because people were protesting outside Bacon Med Pizza. Can you see a guy
in the window making pizzas pea side? But either way, these guys kind
of pushed the freedom of speech. I mean they really did. They took
it. They took them to the mat. They went to the mat for
them that and I went, wow, that that part, to me is
the most interesting. I don't know, as a Christian, I've always made
this argument. I've gotten a lot of crap for it. I go,
you have a dial, you have a remote to change the channel, because
eventually they're gonna come after you and sensor you, so you know, like
you don't have to watch. I feel bad that that that Castellano I had
no idea. I was w I think I think we're wrong. You think
Rick Castlano's not passed away. I had Richter passed away. He was the
producer. I can't find anything so on Rick Castellano. Okay, well,
Castellano all The only reason I thought maybe you were right is it doesn't look
like he's done any Rick Castellano shows on his website or anything in a while,
so so that that would be my only thing. But that guy looked
like he was in pretty good shape something like you know, but remember one
time when we worked together, one of them called the show they did.
Yeah, it was just random and I didn't know who the guy was and
what I was doing Life Without Shame. And then Tommy kind of like gave
me the signal to get rid of them, and I was like, okay,
and afterwards just playing that's the guy from Life Without Shame, I go,
I don't even know what that is. That see, this is the
thing. It's like I I I am fascinated by the lawsuit thing. I
wm dying to know us. But head took this. But who helped them?
Who who helped? Who did the pro bono had to be pro bono?
I was gonna say, somebody had to take on for free year,
I think, right, because that that's a lot of time and a lot
of somebody wanted to make their case for them headlights. Well, okay,
that's you don't do pro bono work unless one you're really generous or two you
want to make a name for yourself somehow. I would love to know.
That's the part of this that I know the rest of it. I just
just kind of stupid and it was out there, and did you watch I
saw it once in a great while when I get home from work. But
yeah, you know, it wasn't something it was you could watch for long,
that's for sure. Yeah, it was a lot of It was a
lot of like, hey, it was a lot of strippers and then chicks.
It was basically I mean, look, I did a lot of really
dumb shit myself. I hosted the Lady in Red contest at Curly Saloon and
I wound up I think in Free Time magazine with a girl she was an
all red ATEX and she pulled her zipper down to here and I'm down here
going like this. My wife at the time, I was ready to kill
that pipper. I don't want to point out, but that was just me.
He like, did you do a lot of stuff where your pants will
come off and you have your boxers on, you'd be like dancing. It
was a very big thing for me back I used to do this the penny
Arcade. I would jump up with an ac DC tribute band and jump around
and undo my pants until they fell down the gravel. Go nuts. Because
it was easy to entertain back then, yeah, now a little more brains
sophistication, I guess, but yeah, I did that, So I go,
I'm not I'm no better than these guys. I did a lot of
dumb shit. I had the strippers in. I was fascinated with strippers.
Fascinated not by the I know what you mean, like what the psyche of
a strip? The fuck goes on in that? Right? How does this
go? I loved when I had that one chick. I oh, I
got I gotta find the audio to this. When I had this one chick,
they had features come through the mirage. They were feature dancers that traveled
the country. And this one woman, man, she was like all strung
out. She was open for anything, and sometimes she was I mean open
in terms of being she was, yeah, failing to do anything right.
I wasn't doing anything. I get that, but so I had I said,
if you want to call up and have phone sex with her, you
can, and we would do it on the air. So a guy calls
up and it starts getting kind of hot and heavy, and like go,
whoa, whoa. We're gonna play a tune and I'm gonna tape it and
we'll play back what we can of this and the next thing I know.
So the guy goes, all right, hang on, I'm gonna go downstairs.
But it's like early two thousands, and he doesn't hang up the phone
in the kitchen and he goes downstairs, and all of a sudden, you
hear this woman's always go bob, oh, no, what are you doing?
And he's like, oh, oh, oh sho, I fucking do
what you're doing. I'm dying because he and this chick were, I mean,
this girl was getting into it. What do you want me to do?
You know, I'm so wet for you. She's seeing all this ship
and then he's he's going, oh yeah. His voice is dropped an octave.
He's really getting into this. I mean, it's like this is not
his time on a phone back then. And then all of a sudden,
the wife he goes, I hang up, So she hangs up and I
go. He goes, oh boy, I go, what's the matter.
He goes my wife's home. We're watching my one year old friend child.
That was but I was always fascinating, like luck goes on in the mind
like I didn't. I don't, like I was never I know. This
sounds strange and people go all bullshit. I was never a strip club guy.
I was more interested because I did have a standing weekly gig at the
Mirage. I was more interested in when I when I convinced them to do
amateur night and I got a big fat chick to show up to see how
people would react. And to the regulars that would show up, there were
guys that would carry these women's bag out. They would bring flowers to him,
and they were these That's sad, yes, but isn't an interesting it
is that's a documentary to me. The guy that that that I thought fell
in love with some no name, same stripper, and she took advantage.
I'm not took advantage, but she used it right, Yeah, And he
treated her like a fucking Quinn. And then two of them were happy.
South They did the South Park about this. You were seeing the episode,
the Raisins episode. It was supposed to be like Hooters, but it was
Raisins in the fourth graders, like they had waitresses and stuff. And Butters
thought he had a girlfriend who was a waitress. I mean, they're kind
of playing it off that he kept showing up and bringing her candy, and
you know it was she wasn't into him. Yeah, but she kept accepting
the gifts. That's what they're playing it off. Then you watch you you
like, I like to watch the crowd twos. I'm not a big strip
I just even or not. I'm not. I used to watch the crowd
though, And so the girl would spend time with the guy that would bring
her in the flowers, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then she would go
to another guy and he would sit there with a freaking pissed off look at
it, right right, that was that was gotta make money, honey.
Right. Then I got his problem and the mirage canceled all their advertising because
this girl came in. And we used to do the triple xfl sometimes with
these girls, and we'd have they would put on little darkboards over the boobs
and you would throw those little thing. Guys would play darts in the studio,
or they put out a strap on and we'd have a ring toss contest.
It's all great, you know, the Father of the Year. And
then one chick came in and she was refusing to do anything, and so
I said to her, well, and you can leave, and I encourage
everyone to bring your loose change down to the mirage and slipping in her.
Oh I remember, I remember that he lost the advertiser. Dennis lost his
mind, the guy who owned it at the duck over that that was where
he drew the line. Yeah, I said, bring your loose stick.
I can't make this kind of change. That was kind of funny. We
got a friend of ours. It's a big strip joint expert. Yeah,
we have a friend of her Phelps, No, no, no, I
know him. That a friend of mine. And Mats who's a strip strip
club expert. Oh yeah, oh yeah, he's at him all the time.
I want to I'll have to hear how you how you become a strip
club expert? Ok, we'll do well. We got actually we got strip
club. Actually we have a there's a story about me and a strip club
in Canada. Really, yes, should I know? I got a story
about a strip club. Got it to myself. We'll do in a second,
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okay, all right. I don't know's. I didn't want to blow your
ears out, But at the same time I understand that, uh yeah,
Merkins, that would be an interesting thing. What if they had at a
strip club, mrkan Knight, you know us their pubic hare wakes up.
Let me set it up. What is your connection to strip clubs? Do
you have any anymore? No? Only connection I had are the same ones
that you had because I used to go with you. Yeah yeah, those
going connections. And we have a buddy of ours, you and Matt,
Matt, me and Matt. I have a buddy of ours who's an expert
clubs local. Yeah local. Well he took it. We went to He
took me to Cannon on one time, to the Sundowner yep y yeah,
always the Sundowner. Yeah, I went one time. That's like a different
I mean that man World and that single and there's a jerk off place right
next to it. So when you're done, you can go get jerked off.
There is Yeah, he might and I didn't go believe it or now,
so believe it or not. First time we first time I go with
him. All I want to do is watch get out. Sorry, no
it's not go on. So uh we me and Mark went off with a
friend of ours. Matt couldn't Matt didn't go to the out of town Yeah.
Yeah, so we go up and uh and we go in and I
used to go back there. I used to go to Cannon. I was,
you know, younger and stuff like that. It hits the strip joints.
But I haven't been there. I wasn't there in a while. So
back and so I go. When I get a lap dance, yeah,
back in the day when the song was done. Yeah, they would you
would give you would give more money they would ask you for they would ask
you on our dance. Yeah, well here's me. I'm around like the
seventh eighth song. I think the girl, I think the girls like giving
me freebees because she likes me or something. All right, Oh buddy,
So ill was a sudden. I walk all of a sudden, and she
goes, I go, all right, better go out with my buddy.
She goes, two hundred and seventy five dollars. Whoa, whoa, whoa?
Really yeah, and what did you do? I went out and go
and told my buddy. I go, I go, I go. You're
not gonna leave it just happen. He goes, anyone should have come in
there and get you. Weren't gone too long and he coming gotten you.
So did you have two hundred and seventy dollars? No? I didn't have
two hundred and seventy So what happened? Mark took care of that? I
think Mark loaned you the money, right Mark? Yeah, Mark, Mark
took carev Yeah, we're there for his birthday and he's being two seventy five,
So I don't get my ass handed to me. Wow. And then
some of the girls were telling us we were talking to other girls, and
they said that you're supposed to say say something. Do you want another song?
Yeah? Yeah, And the girls do that on purpose because then you're
fear stuck with that. Yeah yeah. Now. I remember being up there
once with a bunch of guys and being very entertained and watching some people get
lap dances, and then somebody we were with got a lab dance and they
were like two or three songs, and we know what happened. He's like
all dejected and heads down. Apparently he lost it during the lap dance was
so good. He lost it, that's all right, made him mess in
his jeans there and then didn't know what to do, so he had another
lap dance hoping she'd mop it up. I don't know. I was like,
what what are you saying? Then we went another time. It was
it was me, Matt and our buddy Mark, and you want me to
tell us. So we're sitting there filling the blanks. Us three are sitting
there and this really really hot girl comes up and sits right in between me
and Matt. Yeah, and she's like, yeah, I'm gonna start at
seven o'clock tonight. She's I did the night the night cheft, but she
never ever danced. She sat with Matt the whole night. How did this
happen? That charming? I don't think so. But you apparently did you
leave with her? Well, you get a number? No, No,
she was supposed to meet our hotel. We seen like a freaking one of
those sleazy shit had hotels. So she was He told her of the room
number. She says, I'm gonna go home and change. I'll be right
there. Did she and she never showed? Oh she never showed. Did
she showed? She showed about it? Huh, yeah, she showed up.
Why would you Why wouldn't Chumber tell us that? I told you?
Guys know you didn't. You just didn't know who told us? Well,
he didn't want to tell you. She would have been trying to peek in
the windows and all that. So so so you got a lapdance? Yeah,
I got a lapt dance. Wow, look at this? How does
that happen? I don't know that's like that. Those those are like fish
storage. I'm not saying it didn't happen, but you hear guys like it's
the wish for some guys, right that they would go And she was really
hot. I remember her being hot. Yeah, this is the first I
heard of this. I can't in that place she had it. Yeah,
yeah, I don't have too many ugly girls. Now. Then I'm walking
back to the hotel. Mark decides to go well, I decided not to
go to the place next store. I go back. I'm walking to my
hotel. My fucking eye, pops, what I got pink eye? Right
away? What do you mean you got picked? I got pink guy?
Oh I was slow and shut dude. Oh that makes you never want to
go to the strip. Oh my guy. Ever, I take a pick
and I send it to a friend of mine, she's a nurse, and
she goes, oh, yeah, that's pink guy. Wow, you got
pink eye. That's from But it happened like it only happened. How do
you get pink eyed? Hour after after a day? You got you got
very contagious active bacteria going on there? Yeah, wow, dude, Oh
my god, you're yeah, by law, you see it all? What
happened? She passed? She blew a fart in your face. You didn't
even know it probably, Yeah, a little right in your eye. You
know what that was for? She knew you weren't paying. Where's my two
sunny right? Well, that's that's uh, it's pretty interesting. It's pretty
interesting. It's disgusting. Actually, it's just it's disgusting. I haven't been
in a strip joint since I don't believe, because I'm not allowed to go
there anymore. I can't go to Cannon anymore. Why not? I had
d W. Oh oh, but after ten years he should we get But
I got the DW in twenty nineteen. Oh look at you, just for
the pandemic. Great timing way to go all that money. I smashed in
my tree where up in front North North Road. The car basically drove up
the tree. It was that bad. The guy saw it across this tree.
Oh my god, the car went up the tree. Did you get
hurt? Yeah? Nothing where I I mean, I was taking emergency where
my whole face was out, My whole phase was all fucked up and stuff.
Wow, I don't remember this, Yeah, I don't think. We
really didn't tell So a lot of people didn't know about this because my mother
was still alive and we didn't want her to find that. It had to
make the news. No, half way up a trade, it doesn't make
the news come out for everything. Don't you think freaking someone from a spectrum
news to be sitting there going I'm our Hillerman. Now yeah, well they
didn't know who was, but I'm saying, like they show up for everything.
No, I got lucky. I was in a car accident coming into
the village of Fairport. I was not driving, but it was my car
and uh, some woman ran a red light and totaled it. And I
wanted to get out of there because like all of a sudden, I can't
see, like thirteen and ten, we took off. I was like,
I gotta ride out of there. I mean, there was nothing that was
gonna happen, nobody was. No one in our car was fine the police,
but I'm like, I don't I don't want to be. There was
an ambulance across the street, um taking some or some something happened across the
street, which was a minor thing happening. Yeah, So they got to
me like right away, yeah, like right away, so um, yeah,
hey you learn your lesson. Um kind of how long were you without
how long were you without a license? Well, I refuse to take a
breath of lis So it's six months automatic. Yeah, it was about six
months. I got my condition though, Now do you get it back after
six months automatically or do you take a test? I just had to go
to Actually it was it was kind of a slap on the rest. No
uh, interlocked system or anything. No, it's a slap on the rest.
You know. I'm from Greece. My lawyer is a grease. If
you refuse, they it's just like six months and then if you could withstand
that, they can't prove it. They can't prove it. That's why they
tell you if you're really hammered, just refuse. Yeah, that's what That's
what. That's what I said. I go. It's just like, I'm
gonna refuse. But here's the thing, And I'm gonna tell why this happened.
You drank too much? We all no, no, but I'm gonna
tell you something right now. Okay, parade that broke through all of a
sudden, tree jumps out in front of you, starts to have fing you
and taping you, and you're like, what, hell, I don't know
what day it is. God. We were at the same we wear the
same play, same place we always go do Okay, so I always went
the same way home, okay, in your car. Pretty once she drives
the way home, it's the same way. You know how you're going.
And you don't have a smart car. No, I know, I don't
want to. But you're saying, you're basically what you're saying is my car
knew the way right. How did this happen? Right? Okay? So
of course I'm talking to this girl, and so I take her, I
take her home, and I'm thinking that I'm you know, I'm getting something.
Yeah, So I take her home and instead of um going the way
I usually go, I went a totally different way and I went down in
dark street? Okay? And then was she in the car with you?
No? I took her home, okay, and nothing happened. Nothing happened,
she went, thank you for the right, good night? Pretty much?
That was that was that? Did you go? But but no?
Nothing? Man? Were you pissed? Were you driving like all pissed off?
No? I mean, come on that good feeling like you think that's
a good Did you turn the headlights on? You said, dark street?
Yes, but there's no there's no there's no um street street lights at all.
Okay, but still, but Bill the fucking headlights. There's a little
more to it. Okay, thank you. So the reason why he wasn't
paying attention to the road was he was sent a picture by a female.
He opened it up, was staring at the picture. That's how comes out.
It was a dark road, I could see. I got the fucking
headlights you with. I fucking fell asleep. And that's a total that's totally
not true. Yes it is. Yes, that's somebody's saying, Yeah,
was there a price tag attached to picture? Actually? Actually no, actually,
okay no, because it was the girl that I dropped off to sent
the picture. I believe you. Oh she said a picture coast. This
is what you're missing pretty much. And then and then I tell her the
next day, oh yeah, I got an acting at d WY. I
never fucking heard from her again. Well, she didn't need to ride anymore.
I need rides. Mark, you you could. You could live in
the state of Florida. You are Florida, man up north. Okay,
all this no, just all the weird shit that happens to you. I'm
just saying, like, this is the kind of shit I hear in Florida.
Like guy driving and gets a text from the chick drives into a tree.
You know, I think I dropped the phone two of her Mary,
I dropped it when it went and all of a sudden that I passed.
I didn't wake up until I was in the ambulance. I got knocked out.
Jesus. Yeah, you're lucky, you're alive. Your mother never found.
You're lucky you didn't hit somebody else you could. Really we got all
laughing, but no, well no, I mean, look, it's funny
because nothing happened to you. But how's the tree and I go and visit
it something. If it wasn't for the tree, he would have went into
the house. That's a scary part. Yeah, yeah, sure, yeah,
yeah, that's what you man. You got an uber, Like,
if you think things are gonna go down, you gotta ubera or to leave
your car an uber. That's why I would never live in like a house
behind a bend, you know the road, because you gotta be like,
first of all, if you're sitting there watching TV and you're living or receive
fed lights flashing by all the time, that's gotta be irritating. And then
all takes is just one drunken a lifetime to put right to the living room,
right, Mark Kilman, yep, yeah, all right. Well I'm
glad you you survived that, and you're fine, Mark, since you're here,
you want to watch you're already in the bedroom. It's just it's unreal
to me. Well, what did your mother say? She never found out.
Well, she was in a nursing room that she went. But your
face was all mango. Would you say? I fell? I didn't go
see here for how long? For a week? Okay? And then again
okay. Then of course I had to go to Tell. So you had
to have a concussion probably, I don't know. Well, if you got
knocked out, I don't remember. Yeah, I remembers the cops sitting there
waiting for me the breathalyzer. So of course me and the cop having a
conversation. It was cool as tell when he went to court. You even
said that, he said, I've never worked with so cooperative life. Best
DWI ever, five stars. You know again, you never ever disappoint.
We'll take a moment speaking of Florida. Uh I, somebody sent me this
thing and it might have been from a couple of years ago where a guy
goes into a convenience store um with a gator under his arm to pick up
beer. And so then I kind of fall down this rabbit hole and I
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to the Foxy Stage. Tiffany from Greece wasn't at the place. I can't
do it like Doug. Doug doesn't really Well, Doug is a movie about
it? Yeah, well Doug was this strip club DJ? Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, I think I used to go hang with him, did you?
Yeah? I didn't know that. Ye didn't. We interview this guy
before he died and he said this was just a hit so they could have
a hit. Wait, who's dead Janie Lane? Jamie Lane's dead? Jane
Lane has been dead for years? Oh yeah, we interviewed him about this.
Sorry, he says, yeah, we you know, we needed a
hit, so we came out with this. I did a interview with the
band in uh Poughkeepsie, Okay. And I didn't even have the name of
the album, right, it's a dirty step. They go guys on before
me on a stead He goes, Hey, man, Warren didn't show up,
but they're on their way, he said, So, how was decade
of decacord? Have fun with the interview? I am like, I don't
even know who the fuck these guys are. They come in, they're all
leathered up and you know, and long hair, and I don't know.
That was it. It was an interesting I had a lot of moments like
that thing. You've seen it on the air as long as you did.
Sometimes why, I'm just what do you mean? What are you trying to
say? I'm just saying, you know, you don't know who Warren is.
You get stuck doing an interview like that? Yeah, I mean I
just want up talking to the guys, and I mean that's that's probably better.
It was probably a better probably better for that. But I turned down
an interview once for with the band. I would leave on Helm in the
band because I just knew who those guys were, and I'm like, I'm
nineteen years old. I don't know anything. I you know, I'm gonna
sit there. I wanna crap that interview up so bad, so I said,
I'm not doing it. Was like, wouldn't like the Chris Farley Show.
It would have been terrible. I was like, you know, yeah,
I mean I was self aware enough to know that I am not gonna
sit with Like. This was Bob Dylan's band, Don't Forget you grew up
in your Woodstock. Dylan was like a guy I always go Dylan's overrated.
I only say that because it was all the fucking time. Yeah, he's
great. I don't know about that, but I agree with But that's all
right. So somebody sent me this story about a Florida guy and I think,
uh, I think this will be very very I don't know. It's
an interesting story. Happened a couple of years ago, and you start to
think that it can only happen in Florida. And it's very serious news.
Right now, FWC is investigating after a man made a beer run with an
alligator at a local convenience store. I'm be and this is the lead story.
Yeah, video of the man chasing another man inside the store with this
alligator has gone viral with this alligator has got this is their lead story.
This is it. I worked at our news for many years. You have
seen some of our fucking lead story. Did we have said? Did you?
But we didn't have it? Like this is a little bit interesting at
least. I mean, I'm hooked. You tell me that a guy chases
another guy into a convenience store with an alligator. I want to know what's
happened next. I agree, turns into Captain hook storing out our actually news
shacks. Ryan Nelson is live in Jacksonville Heights where this happened. Ryan,
you were the only reporter to speak to the man who was running around with
lusive with the guy that had come on. Yes, Lisa, I'm standing
here. I'm standing here right now. The gator and we spoke to the
man just outside of this comediance store where it all happened. And he ran
in through this front door before standing abound here. So the guy basically what
he's doing this would be like, you know, he goes like a football
player. He came in the door, he did a cut, laugh down
button hook right and to the beer cooler and saying where is the beer?
And then he moves through this aisle before in up in the back quarter of
the store with that gator in hand, walking into the beer fridge. Now,
the gator looks to be about four feet long, like it looked like
a good size I mean, one that maybe not as intimidating as it's not
gonna eat you six foot but they'll bite you. But it could bite you.
Yeah, yeah, no recollection of that happening at all at all.
This store sells some good liquor. Is that not the most Florida answer ever?
That's the greatest answer. I got one better for you, okay,
Nick Saban, right. He tells this story where like there was a there
was a he was at a restaurant with another football coach. There were game
planning, and there was a robbery going on and they didn't even know it.
They're so into their game planning that when the cops came up to him
and asked them questions, he goes, there was a robbery. I drank
a lot of them that night. The viral video it was Robbie Stratton running
through a convenience store with an alligator in his hands. He takes the animal
and the beer fridge as well. I don't even remember coming up here.
We asked Stratton where the alligator came from. No clue, no clue,
I have no idea where it came from. Now, the gator did have
its mouth tape shut, so you know, and he's chasing one of his
buddies through the store. That's sort of the prank. No clue. I
literally came to the store and he was in the back of the truck.
They tell me what I do was stoopid, and I'll be facing some charges
here soon and probably go to jail. Probably not well, he says,
he regrets, is just probably go to jail. Probably not probably if you
probably scenario he's Florida guy. Yes, you know, it's the guys who
drive right into trees when they get boob sent to them. So the last
last But now we have beavers decision, and he's been in contact with the
f WC, and we've also been in touch with the f WC. They
tell us they're aware of the incident and R invested gating. Stratton tells us
himself that he could phase up to five years in prison or a citation.
Reporting in Jacksonville Heights. Ryan Nelson s CDs forty seven Action news Jack the
gap it is, it really is. So then I go, there's gotta
to be some other things with this, And I find this reporter's like raw
video that he put out on Facebook that was edited up to be in the
story we just heard. And this is the guy outside the convenience store.
So you were under the influence at the time, possibly a lot of the
influence. Are you taking it? Last videos? Grandma down in publics with
it or something. I didn't chase a grandma kind of publics or something.
You're making a big deal out of nothing. I don't understand why alcohol man
carefully opened his mouth and get you on. Do you regret what happened?
Regret it? So some lady yells as the reporters there, do you regret
what happened? This lady yells you shouldn't regret it. For off camera,
listen to his response. She regrets it. They already talked to me.
What did you hear from them? She tell me what I did was stupid
and I'll be facing some charges here soon and probably go to jail. Probably
not. Facebook's given me either nothing but love or nothing, but hey,
I'll see a whole lot more love than I do hey think about that?
Think about that? Think about that? A lot of people, Yeah,
that's it, but that's not all. Oh no, oh, no more.
It goes back to the news. Two days later. Tonight, brand
new disturbing images emerge of an alligator that was carried into a local comedian store.
I'm Ben Becker and I'm Bridget Matter. The incident, I'm Bridget Matter,
bed Becker bed Beckert story two days later and it's currently being investigated by
the FWC. New Tonight, we obtained video that shows a man stepping on
the gator and holding it up by its neck. Also seen in the video
is Robbie Stranton, who we showed you Saturday on Actually News. Jack's at
eleven running with the gator as he made a beer run. Now he's the
guy. He's the guy who said, I don't know where it came from.
It just showed up my truck going it out. Or is he taking
the last minute beer? Actually News Shacks. Ryan Nelson joins us live in
Jacksonville Heights. Ryan, you spoke to the man carrying the gator again today
about the new video. That's right. We ran into him for a second
time in the span of about twenty four hours at this convenience store. Two
times in twenty four hours at the convenience store. That's pretty good. That's
living. That's a good life. As he came by with friends to pick
up beer. Now he tells us that he has seen the video. He
does not come so he came back and done the behavior that you're going to
see. And as a warning, some of you may find this disturbing.
So it's a guy holding the gator up. It's a bunch of guys standing
around, and then somebody explains how they captured this game. A new video
appears to show a man stepping on the alligator with its mouth tape shut.
The man grabs the animal by the neck, lifts it into the air,
and shouts. Stratton and others are seen handling the alligator. You can hear
Stretton talking about how the gator was caught. We asked Stretton and a weed
eater in his hand, looked over and found him. And then somebody said,
I jumped on his back and where the animal came from when we first
met him on Saturday night, No clue, no clue. I literally came
to the store and he was in the back of the trup. A man
standing behind Stretton then begins to describe his encounter with the reptile. Marketing here
came up to me, not don't want For his second consecutive evening, we
ran into Stratton at the same convenience store on Saturday. I showed you this
video of him running through the store holding the gator. I asked about the
new video. He declined it on camera interview, but tells me he does
not know the man scene here or condone his behavior. Stratton tells me he
had been drinking by then as well and thought the gator was fake or dead.
He says, once he realized the alligator was alive, sometime after the
convenience store video, he released it into a creek near the convenience store on
Saturday. He said he regretted his decisions. Yeah, yeah, I definitely
regretted. Bill stop him, will stop him? And I'm calling the FWC
tonight, asking them if they're aware of this footage and if so, what
it could mean for Stratton and those men that you see in this new video.
Reporting in Jacksonville Heights, Ryan Nelson, CBS forty seven Action News Jacks,
Now, this guy, what do you think he got us like a
five hundred dollars fine? Okay, what do you think? Yeah, I'm
gonna see he was fine. Fine, Matt. And you guys think,
I think you got a few days in jail for this? You're right.
He two days in jail, two days, two days in jail, twenty
hours of community service, and a hundred dollars donation to wildlife one hundred dollars
one hundred dollars donation. Yes, it is. He lost a lot of
beer. Twenty hours of community service. So what's that like? Yeah,
part time job? Yeah, basically part time job. You're two and a
half days cleaning up litter. But I mean just the fact that the all
they did was camp outside the communion store and get him a couple of days
in a row. You know, does anybody know anybody who has them as
pets, alligators, snakes, reptiles, any of these iguanas like gas they
called dragons? Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are creepy, but there
are and there and it's usual and word person or not. Yeah. Yeah,
this just looked like young young guys trying to have some fun. But
god, you go, what what goes on in Florida? That they're chasing
it and then it makes the headline news. I mean, two nights in
Rome. I don't know what I got out of this. More is what
a joke. He's freaking nine reporters right now. After's investigating after a man
made a beer run with an alligator at a local convenience store. You know,
if you have to go home at night and go I had to do
that today. That was our lead story. Guy chases his friend around with
the fucking gator. Two days later it was the lead story again though,
yes it was. That's ridiculous. Well because they found video and that guy
was lying. What a po dunk tone. Well, that's nothing else going
on. We're in Florida, wasn't jacksonviller? Yeah, so they don't talk
about sports. Their football teams sucked during that time. Yeah, I guess
that Jackson was a big city, but it is. There's more going on.
I mean, I think it's the biggest city geography wise in the United
States. Obviously, nothing square miles. While they're not out doing their job,
they found out about this and that was it. See you they need
people like we had back at our news back in the day. What was
that you know the Rachel's and it was Rachel and started. Yeah. I
worked with her from all right, but they had twenty four hours to get
it right. Yeah, So was there any ridiculous stories? What's the matter?
What's the what's the fucking shit? What I knew? You? You
are a typical you are. It was a joke, Mark, I know
that. Come on. What he's saying is that they got the story wrong
with the twenty four hours to get it right. Yeah, you just kept
to do it over and over and over again. You know that's not how
it works. I know that. I know. It was just on the
loop. It was a joke, right, Yeah, it was updated.
It was updated every three hours, every three hours, and then at night
from midnight to six it was on a loop. What kind of calls would
you get at our news? No? I worked in the manaster can over.
I put this um lives on the commercials and I put the Lives on
on the air. That's all I did. But um yeah, yeah,
someone like Rachel. She was like the fucking modern Lois Lane because she would
dig into stuff. Yeah, and it was just it was just yeah,
she was she was good. No, I just never thought she was that
good. What he didn't you thought, dude? She dude, she would
uncut, she would like real news, like nobody dug into politics and Rochester
better than she did. Yeah, I thought she did. The rest of
the reporters just did stories and stuff and they all did a good job.
But she like, dug, what did you like the city? No,
I'm just telling you that's what she did. We whatever on because I don't,
I guess because I didn't have any respect for her um as a new
this person. I guess maybe I still don't. You don't know, not
at all for political beliefs or fu. Okay, she's not a blood porter
now, I know, but I felt I felt that a way. I
felt that way though, Yeah, you know when you know I had to
watch it for free? Can not twelve hours Street? Yeah you know some
of the Do any stories stand out in your mind that were like bizarre or
anything that happened? Well, I worked through nine to eleven. Okay,
well that's one, yeah, um, but anything like anything like this,
like we just played with the Popeyes. Well that but wasn't That wasn't that
Rachel was but you all covered it. We all covered it, Yeah,
because we all got everybody got to call about that. Yeah, I'm trying
to think what else? Now? Were you working there when the story about
the the kids on the bus, Yes, Karen Klin. Actually I can't
talk about it. Why. Yeah, I was gonna say and say something,
but yeah, anyways, yeah, um, and they did that story,
that story, yeah, yeah, which is your favorite story? Well,
it's not my favorite story. I just remember driving in to do the
break room and stopping at Wegmans to grab I don't know something to you on
the way in, and a guy from Channel ten goes, hey, you
know there's a story breaking. You gotta get on this. This is unbelievable,
and then he goes, you'll find the audio. And then as we're
listening to it, when the guy goes, what's your bras's eyes triple sag?
Just so terrible to say to an old woman, but I laughed and
laughed. I like, we roared. Don't you remember that? Yes?
What your brass eye? Triple sag? And we all laughed. Well,
she made a ton of money off that, sure did well. She got
the fund man. People felt very bad for her, and she was,
you know, and she was very sweet and humble. But I think she
couldn't. She didn't hear well, so I don't even know if she heard
what the guys are saying. She was saying, oh, be quiet.
I just remember she was yeah, yeah, she was um. Yeah.
I wonder if there was even in her mind. She's like, at least
they're not picking on any of the other kids. It's fine. Yeah,
when they turn against me, I kind of like think that that's a good
thing. Sometimes they're baking along. Yeah, yeah, because they can gang
up money a little bit, but nothing's gonna happen. That's just well,
she she made out. Well what does she get? A million? A
million? She got she at least six figures. Oh yeah, she was
way up around a hundred thousand, vacation, all kinds of stuff. She
retired. Oh yeah, she's retired. That's yeah. I've never seen her.
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mister marm I just wanted to comment today podcast makes if you will,
mister Burrill, there are things that you have to watch every game and go
through everything in order to see a team win. What if you just want
to walk for our night and experience hockey you will never be able to experience
under his bedline to become a bandwagon, or if they'd become you go during
the winning stream. I just don't agree with what he's saying. I understand
that you should pay more attention on the sports or whatever. But I vehtinitely
disagree with that. You're a band of magner. So what I mean the
sport is there in it. Winning makes it go, Winning makes it go
another word, You never can experience it. If you didn't go, when
you will lose it. Just have a great team, guy, great times
people, including and be sure to like and subscribe to Bilified wherever you get
your podcast. I kind of that I agree with them, but for being
the sports guy, he's kind of a dickhead Dan. Why do he says,
dickhead? Because you should be able to go to the place. Well,
here was the thing Danny said, no, no bandwagon right that if
you're gonna go to the game, don't go when they're in the championships.
To go all year long. You're gonna support the team. Support the team,
like if you didn't go all season, don't just jump on. Now.
I don't expect you to go to every game. I don't expect you
to watch every game, but I will I say this fulla yeah and his
narrow minded thinking, and go and join the party, right, build that
out, Come on. We don't want people to go and support even though
no, no, no, that's what I'm saying. That that's not that's
not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is is that if you're one of
these people and the guy we have on that talks about the Amorcks agreed with
me on this, is that if you if if you didn't support the team
throughout the season, all of a sudden, oh oh dude, oh Calder
Cup playoffs, like yeah, because you know why, I'm gonna tell you
why, Because it's in the news and we're hearing about it more. Because
everybody talks about when some something's a champion, right when there's there's excitement for
it. So now I want to be part of the winning sensation. I
didn't think of the Amorcks on a boring Wednesday night in January, and neither
did anybody else. You know why the DNC stopped running stories in the amracks
until the Calder Cup. Yeah, because nobody was reading it, right,
So that's not true. That's not true. That's not true. Circulations,
circulation, Yeah, it's been down. It's not what it was, Okay,
But you know what the most red subject is in the sports the buffle
bills. The bills. Yeah, but it's been that way for like twenty
five years. There's two instances where I could like go off. Recently that
happened where I defended local sports. One a certain guy in radio this this
past weekend was ripping on people who were like bowing like one of the golfers,
or kept channing usa us say, I'm like, you're at a golf
course, or this guy's drinking all day. What do you expect, Evan
Dawson, Do you think everyone's gonna live this moral life that you lead?
Stop these masterbatorial tweets. Oh, well that's it. He's just look he
though he is a brand building. Yes, of course, Well what's wrong?
I'm gonna buy a Tesla? But you know what? What what what
electric cars do you drive? I want to get an idea. Oh,
I was listening to Schaikovsky and it's so hard separating the art from the artist.
Now, I'm a lifelong Cleveland Indians fan, but I can't root for
them because the word Indian offends me. He's such a he is such a
pretentious guy. Well why why why are you allowing him to get under your
skin? Because he does it all the time. And I like Evan he's
a good dude, but like, why do you have to gender because to
yourself all the time, that's what's making it up. We'll try if he's
doing a talk show that has to by himself, he's got to rip on
the like couple of way he can find people. Yeah, he's ripping in
a couple of idiots on on the Yellow USA at a Canadian golfer or something.
Yeah, apparently of course you have a few drunks, you're gonna do
that. It's happens and everything into Happy gilmore over there on Saturday. Yeah,
that one guy see, all of a sudden, he asks, he
goes under the rope and says, can I jump in the water because he
was doing mud dives out there, and they said yes, and he dove
in the creek, which the creek is shallow. Yeah, you might get
he snapped his neck or head trouble. And I mean to pick on,
but like I mean the tournament there showing the tournament and all of a sudden,
you got to bring bad information to do you know, you have to
bring attention to the fact that it's like when your kid does something embarrassing and
then you put it on social media. And I'm like, oh, there
can only be one thing more embarrassing than the kid doing that. You bringing
attention to it, and you had to bring attention to the fact that Rochester
sucks as usual? Wow? Is that what he was saying? He was
basically he was disappointed in the crowd for a few idiots. That was a
great crowd. I was over there and I was drunk. Let me read
the tweet I heard about this. Yeah, come on, dude, come
on, but why are you But see you right now have given him more
energy and more attention than probably anybody in this room even saw the tweet,
right because because the guy, a guy like just called called us to go
off on me. So and then Mark agreed with him. So I had
to use an examples to defend myself. And I don't know, I'm not
like anti bandwagon. What I am is like, if you're going to support
the team, I was support the team, just jump on when they're in
the playoffs. I was. I was defending you. I was defending you.
I was saying that, but I also think that you know, fuck
you and your high moral standards. Joined the party, folks, let's go.
And then I said, joined the party with the PGA joined the party.
Yeah, but I'm not always like that. But the PGA isn't like
the Emericks playing this long season and a lot of people not going in January,
February, even March. Right, but these are people who watch golf
all year long and stuff. But there are some people who aren't and just
go for the big party. I mean, trust miss I did you know?
Yeah, I don't watch golf. I enjoyed the hell I really got
to watching the golf. This is I want to go. I thought it
was a great job. All right, you're right. Yeah, I'm gonna
get yourself all wound up, out wound up. I'm just making a point.
Well I'm not sure if they got the point, but I still doing
myself. Like Van Dawson, thank you, I agree with them. But
why did you go see the Americks in October or November? Why you game?
You didn't go to one game because they stunk and I had other shit
to do. Now there's a party. There's been games I've been. There's
five hundred people there now ten thousand. I believe that. Yeah, I
believe that you're a fan. I'm not a fan, though, I don't
know but you're a hockey fan, but you go to this no, no,
no too? Yeah in the game. Yeah, this season, fun
to go. No, I didn't go this year. Okay, but I'm
also not going now they're in the playoffs. Yeah, giving an example of
the opposite. Oh boy, here we go Red Wings. Everybody loves going
to Red Wings game. Yes, they're fine. I love the Red Wings.
They're fantastic. Right, so, I think it was like two thousand
and six. They did a great job filling the stadium for a baseball team.
It's hard to do. Come Governor's Cup time at school. Nobody nobody
went, yeah, are you kidding me? They're in the Governor's Cup in
the opposite apples. Ye, crazy dude, that's crappy too. Yeah,
it is, it is. But some of that stuff sounds more like they're
scheduling conflicts. I mean, life picks up again if you have kids,
and it's mostly families that go to the Red Wings, and they and the
Red Wings do a phenomenal, phenomenal job. We'll be talking the best.
Yeah, they I mean, they're the best dan Masons at the grade.
But it is mostly families and stuff and where you know, kids are back
at school. You're trying to get back in their routine practices start, you
know, you know how it goes, all that shit. It's like,
man, you just don't have the time and it is unfortunate. You're right.
I agree with you there, Yeah, that is true. I would
like somebody to take Danny's ramp and and and can we get an Ai Danny
to art to argue with Danny like Baylis arguing with himself. AI Danny to
argue with Ai Danny. Listen to this this is it's a great new song
just uncovered Paul McCartney, John Lesson. It's like a lost a lost tape.
Look at me. I never knew what I could be, what I
could do then we would new time. It's a great pop song. It
sounds like it's the Karma meets Yeah. That's a good one. Thank you
is because AI did this song. Yes, artificial intelligence, so they've got
we're in trouble Paul McCartney singing again together and shot terrible. That's pretty good.
Yeah. Now I'll agree with Evan Dawson and this because he made this
point over the weekend too. He said, hey, look, AI was
supposed to like take care of the jobs that nobody wanted to do, and
it's there AI a person on media sucking Evans Dick, like, you are
right, what is going on here? No? Just say it was okay
gone? What about No? No. He brought the point the fact that
AI is gonna take away the jobs that like we wanted to do, the
cool stuff like poetry and music and stuff, artistic stuff. AI is gonna
get into that too, and all of a sudden, like everyone's gonna be
unemployed instead of doing the stuff that nobody wants to do. That's what AI
and robots were supposed to do, the crap that nobody wanted to do.
Yes, but now it's it's sounds like they're putting together Lennon the McCartney star.
Well and there there are there's already um radio companies. Mine are more
yeah that I would say smaller, smaller radio companies. But they're using AIU
for jocks in between music. Chat GPT is like lighting it on fire,
like the ranking like quarterbacks and ranking you know, athletes chat GPT but also
but if you use it, see, I think it's something that we have
to learn to embrace because it's not going to go away. And if you
don't learn to embrace it, it's gonna run you over. So if you
can find a way to do funny things with it, I mean, I
guess entertaining, you got to be careful because you know these chat GPT or
whatever now could create you know, Mark Hillman or you know, all of
a sudden it's his mom calling. You know what I'm saying, Like they
could do that. I don't mean to be but I'm thinking of all the
people like you get a drunk mark on the other mom, you know what
I mean. Like it's still it would be a very strange thing. I
I don't know, but there are people already who are It's been used for
that. Why we hear all the time the senior citizen that hey it's it's
uh, Billy, I got in a car accident, Grandma, I need
three thousand dollars and sent down quick. Oh my god. Okay, wired
too. But it doesn't really sound like Billy who sounds yeah, I got
a cold. Now they can make it sound just like you. Yeah right,
you know what I'm saying. The deep fakes. Yeah, like they
can show it, you know, like well they've done it with with videos
and things right where and you had and it's hard to discern. So now
comes back to what's fake news, what's real news, what's going to happen?
So we've got to be careful from that end of it. But I
mean something like that is it's kind of cool. When's the Elvis album coming
out? Right? You know what I mean? When's Jane's Joplin six album
coming out? Bring back the Doors? Yeah, bring back Michael Jackson?
Right, everybody, Freddie Mercury, En, I'll tell you. The first
band's gotta take advantage. This is Queen because they're everywhere. Yeah, But
the big joke about Queen is they're more brand than band. I mean they're
because they're in every commercial, they're in every movie, and they could I
mean, they could resurrect Freddie Mercury. Yeah, their own movie. They'd
even do their own movie, right. But I mean, isn't it.
It's like it's amazing. I'm sure I could do the movie better than they
did. But I mean they were somebody who who wrote a complaint letter from
an airport for delayed flights to the airline using chat GPT and I think got
like a response, but it was a really well crafted letter like, it's
all these things that you could use for your own good. I think some
people have used it to help them build apps and things. It can save
you tons and tons of time, you know, legal contracts and stuff.
It just spits it right out right. But then it puts people out of
work though, well, like it will Dawson. We got it isn't you
know? After listening got that job, starting to think that Evan Dawson has
artificial intelligence? Actually, question right now, how much do I charge Ivan
Dawson for the I mean it's advertising you just got. He's a he's but
he's on XXI so they don't take they stake donations. Do they talk about
this? Are there? I don't know. This is something that I don't
listen to x x I. I just write his tweets. Yeah, you
get yourself very excited, Marko gotta be excited. I'm sorry, sorry,
Billy sun out. Anyways, he's already deleted you off Twitter block. Man.
Uh. You know they the Idaho murder, the guy who went in
and killed all those college students and he said nothing, so they put in
a not guilty play. But he didn't even speak at all. But Idaho
where he is, he could get the death penalty. July, first firing
squad becomes legal. Oh oh wow, Yeah, I shouldn't laugh about this.
This is this actually happened. That's happened. This isn't the first time
this has happened. Last well, it's been in I think it's the first
time in a decade that someone's been killed by firing squad. But there are
five states where it is Mississippi, Oklahoma, Utah, and South Carolina.
They give somebody a blank and now Idaho, I think they give everybody a
blank and one guy by the bullets or two guys Okay, something like that.
Yeah, so you could always I didn't kill the well see that's the
thing. But so that different thing. But but so the reason they're doing
this is the drugs to kill somebody by lethal injection where it's legal is uh,
they're hard to get or they're not working, or they can't they can't
seem to get them, or they're making it more and more. I mean,
it says here that more states have hit snags ob taming the chemicals necessary
for lethal injection executions, particularly because some of our pharmaceutical companies have stopped selling
the drugs for that purpose, so they're not being made anymore. So now
we're gonna go back almost old school, the firing squad. Yeah, and
it is weird. You go, well, you go out there, I
mean ready, yeah, yeah, you can't do that. On television they
had the firing Squad bit. Yes, for like kids, kids are watching
the firing Squad. Uh right, So somebody gets from what I thought it
was was there was one or two of these guys that had bullets and then
like the others didn't. They were like five, there were five gunmen,
and some got the blanks and some didn't. But either way, if you
knew you were part of that squad, I do wonder if it would eat
at you in the back of your mind. Don't you just turn it off?
You know, you cantmentalize it and put it away? Yeah, you
go, like what's his name? Like that that that guy that Bradley Cooper
played the movie. Yes, I can answer everything. Yeah. So here's
my thing, And this is where Daniel disagree with me. But all right,
let's hear you. I think that if if I had a loved one
that was just not on the planet anymore because of the actions of some deranged
person that did something. Um, I don't know that i'd want them killed.
I don't because I'm with you Bill on this. I almost feel like
their life would be worse in jail. It just it's not they're not going
to be in like a minimum security places. Actually, I'm not a death
penalty guy. I'm not necessarily either. But here's my thinking of it,
and this is where you and I won't agree. I think that when you
when you die, like I don't know that you ever really get anything wrong
in life. I think things happen, people make choices and all that,
but when you die, all resistance is gone. And I don't think there's
a heaven or a hell. I think we're energy and you're out there and
you're free, you feel very free, and you get to live. I
know this is a little wacky, so I'm I we believe by killing this
person eye for an eye, he's going to hell. He's doing that.
You may feel better, but I don't think that that's really the truth.
And if you really want to have them, have some hell, but you
know, you put them in a place where we may drop the soap and
let's see what happens. That's that's all I'm saying. I feel like that
would be worse now more expensive. It is more expensive, that is an
argument people use. But also is you know these stays of execution and all
this shit too. There are guys have been on death row that's even more
expensive. Has there been some I would I think that we're thirty years Like
they say, death row is actually the place to be if you're in jail.
Is actually if you're gonna get anywhere, like death row because those guys
are just like it's it's it's like ten years of just you're away from general
pop at the same time you're with people who are in the same length wavelength.
I've heard that it's actually not the worst place in the world. Well,
the fuck told you this? Like it's a camp, no country club.
He man, I'm not saying, just saying the way you said it
is. Yeah, I know it's that's ridiculous, but but I'm gonna I'm
gonna blow your mind here. As a Christian, like you should want that
person saved and going to heaven. That's how you should look at well,
I know you shouldn't look at me like I hope they go to hell because
guess what, like you, you're wishing like the worst possible punish way,
Well, why wouldn't you wish that they kill? If you're not a Christian,
I get it, But if you are, you should want everybody to
be saved because hell is just you don't want wish hell on your worst enemy.
So God forbid somebody kills someone close to you. You, because you're
a Christian, You're gonna You're gonna forgive them. Listen to me, Listen,
it's hard, but you should want that. I didn't say that I
would do it necessarily. You're stay what I'm saying. It's hard as hell.
It's it's like if somebody killed my brother or my sister, or my
wife or my family and anybody like that. I had a real heart.
No if if somebody did that, or anybody in the room, I would
be incredibly angry and I would probably wish the worst upon them. If the
Bible says you can't do that, because guess what? Because who bailed you
out for your sins too? Even though yeah, maybe I didn't commit a
murder or anything like that, but I still people are you know, am
a sinner? That's Stephanie High Oh, it's Stephanie yefinitely. Yeah. What
is she doing? She's waving with her with her new bow. Is that
her bow? Yeah? I think so why to come in? Oh that
she may come in, they may walk it over here. I had market
Stephanie in the same room. Whoa you wanted? So? I have an
idea. Why don't we can't some ranch rac and Randy and we can go?
Were you about to call him rancid? Randy? Randy? It sounded
like rast I lost because the beeping in the waving. I I I lost
whatever Danny was? Randy text me, do you forget me again? I
didn't, I didn't see it. Didn't We'll get him, we'll get him
next. But uh it Actually Stephanie has talked to Race and Randy and them.
Maybe I like him. I was thinking about pointing across the street to
get a beer segment. But but just just to wrap up that conversation.
It would be very, very hard for me too, of course it would
be hard. It's hard for every woman, or you're human, your human
nature battles with your your salvation. I just think that when you die,
all the resistance, all the shit that you put in your life, it
made it hard. This idea that you have to sacrifice, you gotta grind
you, you have to give up all this stuff men made, men made,
stay there, money off religion. A lot of this stuff is is
manipulated. I'm not I'm I'm not mocking you. I'm just saying, so
there you go. So that that that's sort of that's somewhat telling, is
not and with there are some religions we have absolutely made fun of. Scientology
is one that is. I mean, boy Tom made a career out of
make it fun of mine. But they okay, but they beat it up
and beat it up. So my thing is like, look, uh,
you know, you had all the stuff that went on with the Catholic priest
and somewhere in long line, I go, okay, I I'd rather have
What I do know is it ain't gonna be pretty in there for you,
and I'd rather you be there. Yeah to me, yeah, like yeah,
because because if you go through the appeals and all that stuff, you
gotta relieve this thing over and over again, get it done, go to
jail, and that's it done. Right. When Patrick Duffy and the guys
who killed his parents and they said, he said they created their own health
or themselves. Yes, yep, we'll take a moment. We'll get our
friend Rays and Randy on. Yeah, if you want to go over to
Mulconnery's, Iver's po little taste of Ireland. It's absolutely delicious. You can
go over there. Just save me a spot at the bark. You get
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All the food is fantastic, and it's the weather gets nicer and nicer.
You know what's really cool is the bridge in Fairport goes up. You
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bridge to go back down. And then they go just a little bit further
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maybe a cider or I don't know, an ipa, any kind of beer,
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Randy I got a text message to five five two o six eighty eight sixty
six. You ready, yeah, Sam, It says, uh, Randy
was so nice down at the uh down at the what's the name of your
spot but South Butler. Yep, Randy was so nice. Told my husband
and I quite a few racing stories. We had our plumb crazy hellcat there
and he told us that he and Tracy's bedroom is painted plum crazy. What
a trip? What? What? Wait? You have your bedroom painted plum
crazy? Yeah? It's okay, Crayclo car color back from the seventies and
they brought it back when they brought it back to Challenger and stuff. Yeah,
and its Purple's our favorite color. So we both liked the plumb crazy.
So that's where we got a painted plumb crazy. Wow, did you
wait, purple's your favorite color? Yeah, purple. I don't buy this.
I don't buy it. I think I don't think they're just doing whatever.
The lady. I think he likes it in terms of car color,
Yeah, I think she likes it always. Yeah, And so I think
that they cars that room. Then it's not really dark. It's not dark.
It's a purple, but it's not really really dark. I mean it's
got some it's not medium purple. It's dark up, but it's not real
dark. It's it's a great color, man, It's a freaking awesome color.
So He've always I've always wanted a car that color. There's a story
about Prince Prince rented a house in Utah from Carlos Boozer and uh, he
told he told Prince whatever, you don't paint the house. So of course
Prince paints everything purple. Boozer comes back to the house and he's like,
dude, I told you not to paint. And they had like a huge
lawsuit in dispute because Prince decided to paint the inside of the house he was
renting from Carlos Boozer in Salt Lake city. But he painted every room purple
like he had to be purple. Its fucking bizarre. But Billy, so
you did hear about to stir about this lady? How I met her yesterday?
Right? Uh? No, I tell you the story. Here's the
thing. She hurts there from Holly. What's a trip from Holly to South
Butler. That's a trip? Yeah it is? Because Yeah, and I
think her I think her name is Brenda. I can't remember I wrote it.
I wrote it on a piece of paper and I lost a piece of
paper on it. I was a damn it. I hope I can your
wife. I even had to call my grandson. I asked him she if
he knew what her name was. I think it was Brenda. Grandpa as
a thank god. So but anyways, I'm walking through. I'm doing the
judging for the best card in the show. Yeah, and uh, the
lady comes up to me said, are you racer Randy? By the way,
So I look around it back on him back because I got my official
shirt, my correct official shirt on it and it says racer Randy on the
back of it. Of course it set you know ninety five one on the
front of it. You know, said, Yeah, it looks like me
and the bagga his shirt, so it must be me. They drolled,
They drolled there just to meet me. Wow, well you buddy, you
you got to the podcast. She was listening to the podcast. Fuck you,
Mark, put the headphones back one. Come on, Mark, I
can't take off the headphones because rac and Randy's being raced. Randy talk about
going to get a Budweiser. That's right. Yeah, so, uh so,
Randy, what went down at South Butler Besides the car show? We
just nope, just a car show was all we had yesterday. We had
we uh the weather was actually awesome. I got there about We got there
about seven thirty, me and my grandson, and it was a little cloudy
and wet. Year was at close eight o'clock cloudy, and all of sudden
the sun popped out, sun popped out. In the car show. We
had about one hundred and forty cars. But a show yesterday, which I
thought, that's awesome because there were three other car shows in the area,
so I don't think we did pretty damn well. So we had some great
cars. I mean, we had people to travel two three hours away to
come to that show. Actually, well, look and what was the top
prize? Uh, top was best to show we have you have the best
malepar best for best TM we had the other and we have the best in
class. And buddy, this car you're not. It was a nineteen forty
Pontiac bones Stock. Wow. Eighty two year old lady drove us and it
came with a great story. Really, she's she's eighty two. The cart
A couple of times I didn't give her her I did give her your year
number of bill. Thank you. So you'd probably kill you, but you'll
be all right. So, but the story is that her father owned a
Pontiac dealer. He bought the car she was born in the same year as
a car. She drove that car in college. She say she begged into
a pole with it once and then then at the pole but didn't hurt the
bump around a car. They sold the car, they got it back and
she has it and it build that I mean, I'm not that kind of
a body style car. It really am not. But that car just spoke
to me. It was beautiful like and my grandson was amazed when it actually
also won we had a Kid's Choice trophy. It also won that trophy,
so she won two times. Yes, her name is Janet. Oh god,
what was her name? Janet dam I was a kid. They her
last name. She's from Clyde, New York. I know that. I
mean a beautiful car. I mean the interior that I mean it was just
gorgeous. It was between kim now, between that and a sixty seven Gto
and a pretty reason. And I love the black car. I mean,
I loved that Pontiac Gto had had a shot, but I couldn't catch spiny
owner to talk to him about it. So, you know, it made
it real easy for me to pick. There was some great car from Chovell
was a beautiful blue Chevelle with a top of black top on it. It
was just no chevallet. I think it was a Caprice or a Blair with
a four speed head Factory I producing that work you were, I mean,
oh yeah, sixty nine dods charger that actually won Best to Show two years
ago. That I took the best show. They were there. I couldn't
pick that car again. That car is just immaculate. So and a Mercury
cyclone showed up and that car was flicking off them. Look at this,
Oh, my god, Randy or recycling. Yeah there you go home and
take care of yourself. So then for me that quick huh yeah, oh
yeah, one of two and I'm a throw Now. Well, what about
the NASCAR race. Somebody told me it was the most boring race they had
ever seen. No way it was. It was boringest race you ever saw.
I was great to be at North Wilkesborough short Track. I expected bumping,
banging, shoving, spinning out, one caution and two hundred laps,
and it happened on I think the lap I don't know, fifteen or something
like that. Maybe Rickie Stunnhalls went around Kyle Larson blahbah Wallace and I can't
remember some of a couple of guys all pitted at that lap because I could
take tires only once or whatever. Kyle Larson ran away with the first.
They went went for the first hundred laps and they had a break. He
had a twelve thirteenth second lead after the first. After he came in,
I mean he passed everybody in The new tires just went flying by him.
They came in and they pitted at the lap one hundred, came back and
he just ran away with another fourth second. He got to a four second
lead, maybe five at one time, but it was any between three and
as four seconds. Bubba Wallace ran a great race. He had a great
car, but he had the best paint job of the day with that Columbia's
Force Work car. But he ran a great race and uh to, he
just didn't have enough to stay with Kyle Larson. I don't know what they
cover was about that car, but that car just ran probably even made it.
Bubbaly even made up jokes. I should see what they're got cheating persect
guy, so I can get some of those these says, you know,
being a jokester. But he ran a good He ran a good race.
Bubba ran great. He really did. So. I thought maybe he was
going to catch Larson, but you know, got down to three seconds and
all of a sudden, Larsen just scuddled it some more and the way he
went so, I mean, great, great first Wrokes Burrow. Awesome to
see the track back. You know, truck race was freaking off on the
other night on Friday, but it just kind of but the race, the
race was just to me because Larsan just ran away with it and there was
nothing else going on now, So sounds like a typical MASCAR race. The
one now next week. Ready you got the coke call six hundred. Yeah,
he cool, six hundred, buddy. I know you were awaiting for
me to say that. I knew you were in Charlotte, right. They're
Mary Charlotte's. I mean they're close by, they're close fires, so all
the teams and all the most of around the Charlotte or close Bice, so
little they can actually go home for the night, don't have to stay at
the race track or to stay in a hotel. They can actually go home
and get you know, relaxt and get some sleep, and uh, it'd
be a great That's the longest race of the year. It's six hundred miles,
so that's a long race. I've done to that race three times so
and actually I went I went to one time I went to that race.
I think it was the second time I went to the race. I went
to that race. We got there at six o'clock. We got to the
track at six o'clock in the morning, sat there all day, watch the
any car race on the TV, and watch the NASCAR race, and hopped
in a car and drove straight home. Jesus. That's yeah. That wasn't
fun, believe me so, but we did that. But it's a you
know, it's it was. It's a great race to watch and every teams,
like every year, almost every DYEO they have a rain stopped for a
while and have rain and then go back racing. Randy, we were talking
earlier about strip clubs. Ever been in the strip club? Come on,
you're kidding me, okay, and kidding me. When I used to go
to the Ford School, there was a strip club called the Club Diamond Dust
Nightly Nightly Boddy Nightly were jolly, Oh my god. We went down.
It was right down the street from the airport Buffalo and we actually went.
I went there one time with a bunch of guys. Yeah, and I
walked out there at three o'clock in the morn classes at nine. Yeah.
But here's the worst part about it is I had to drive back to my
hotel and this little escort I was driving at the dealership gaming and we had
to go back down Transit Road at three o'clock in the morning and I'm I'm
at direct put the cruise on both hands, the top of the wheel and
the speedling was thirty five. I think I was doing thirty three to get
back to the hotel. It's a long strip too, so yeah, it's
a long ship. And I was when I was way down with the big
moth at the other ends where I was. So do you have to turn
left a lot? I'm telling her right now. So if ted top dogs
open, I was stopped there. So Randy, did you ever so you
sounds like you were there quite a bit every time I went down there for
four school when when when the school was up was in Depew. Yeah,
I went there all the time. Did you uh do you did you know
the names of any of these girls? Uh? Um uh? They had
someone they had always said sometimes they had the top entertainers who might be there,
Like Victoria Paris was there at one time. This is back in the
eighties, man, I'm talking. This is back in the eighties. Victoria
Victoria Paris was there at one time. Um who was now called she's called
Lisa Lifts. Her name was Sonny or Starry Night back then. Um,
they like names, but they hit. But I mean, but they had
did you know then they're regular dancers? I mean the one they had one
to him was a real short girl. She was real short, you know,
the short girl. She was pretty nothing great, but they're pretty.
I mean they were they were half I mean the girls release were halfway decent.
But did you did you come in? You know you did you?
Did you get any phone numbers or anything? Right? That's married at the
time. I don't need that ship. Enough of my own, which time
I got plenty of plenty at home, buddy, Yeah, I no,
no, I got you. I got you. Randy. How many times
you've been married? Seriously? Three? Three times? Yeah, I won't
be a fourth. I can tell you that right now. I'm not going
for the home run, you understand me? Touch them a love for the
cycle? No tree three three, I gotta, I gotta. I'm married
to a milf, So I got you know, I got none to worry
about. It's very good, that's right, that's right. Well, actually,
Randy, I can only answer now this is not this is not to
be rude, but but a guilt. But the hell is a guilt.
I got a grandma. Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean what do I
know any of those? Yeah, you're married to one she's oh yeah,
yeah, yeah, I am married go one. Yeah, that's what I'm
saying. Yes, yeah, and then she that's right. I don't care
she had a walking stick at or cane or walker. I'm getting it anyways.
I want it. Karen, Well, my wife, my wife is.
Let me tell you, my wife is hot. There's no doubt about
me. She knows that. She smiles at me I'm naked, you know,
just like that and just the way it goes. Wow, there's that
we all like to see, you know. I mean, my wife was
gorgeous. She really is. My wife is beautiful. Yes, so you
um, you guys come up and watch an the Hallmark this weekend. Uh
Saturday was a terrible day for rain and all that. So they have the
Hallmark Mysteries channels. We watched four they called Gourmet Mysteries. We watched.
We watched four of those movies and one one one was Death Death El Dente
or something like that. I remember the name of that one. But there
was three other ones. We watched all them. There was just shitty weather.
It was terrible for clarity, and also we just we just sat home
and actually I had to go to my need or my granddaughters. My old
son Robert's daughter was and I had a dance recital. I went to that
and then we came back and she didn't go. We brought to movies.
I came back, we started watching movies again. Right, So then one
got my grandson because ken day we got raindel but he came with me to
the race track yesterday Earth Yes, to the car show at the race track,
and you know, he had a lot of fun. So you know,
it just it was just he's fourteen, perfect and everybody's asked. Everybody's
asking me about what are you gonna do with him? Put him in a
car. Eventually it's gonna be a driver. I'm gonna make him a driver.
He wants to how old you have to be to learn how to race?
I know that you have to be sixteen to drive a car. Oh
well, there's there's guys there, meaning the kids start racing and go karts.
I mean Alex Paine and Alex pain. Remember. I don't know if
you remember Alex Paine we talked about. Yeah, he was like thirteen or
fourteen. He was in the sportsman cars and he went to a modified before
he was sixteen. So he's a he's a he's driving a modified now and
does very well. Um, he's won. He won a few races last
last year at olt Wall, hasn't won at candidly Land LEGI, but he
finished third a couple of weeks ago, so he had a great run there.
Had a little bad luck at the beginning year, broke a couple of
times. But you know, the kids got talent and he's got the equipment.
So um, he's gonna win some races. And he's young, you're
only like sixteen seventeen tops, so he's gonna win some races. Your grandson
other could you be a strip club DJ? But described to him in terms
of cars, Hey, fellas, what do you see the back by?
Oh right, here's she comes. Tianna. Oh, Tianna, I bet
you look good on a hood ornament? He saved it. Well, Randy
will be watching next week. It's the uh yeah, you got the Indie
five hundred and the Coca Cola six hundred, and I think the grand Pio
Monica's first thing in early in the morning if I remember her. Yeah,
that's the guy. Usould try to catch that. I usually try to catch
that if I can, So we'll see. Do you watch all the indie
races too? Yeah? I watch him. I try to. I try
to watch most some if I can. I'm busy doing stuff, you know,
im but you know kind of what I got going on during the day.
But I mean a couple of years ago, like Tracy used to have
to work on that day so she could go to work. And I'm watching
Monaco that I watched Endy and then we watched Cold six hundred to night.
I mean, just just for a little information. Danny you might remember this,
and Bill you might remember this. Who's the only driver to win the
All Star Race through the van fall the van fan vote and then win the
six hundred next week? You should remember that I told you this story about
what happened. Nope, it was Tracy's favorite driver at the time, Casey
Kane, Jacy Kane. Remember that's that the one we were making love and
I fall we fall out of bed. Remember, well, hear the story?
Wait to say what happened? You were a banging your wife? Yeah?
I told you and Tommy just on the old show Tommy Tommy about fell
out. I don't know how old are you know, I don't remember.
It was a long time ago. I'm gonna remember again story. Yeah,
yeah, we were going banging, and you were on top, and we're
going at it. The next thing I know, we're on the floor.
All right, you know. Anyway she said, she said you okay,
said keep going. I'm fine. Right, that's right. Rubbin's racing,
buddy, That's right, Rubbin's racing. All right. All right, Andy,
enjoy your Memorial Day weekend and we will we'll talk to you probably the
week after that. Oh, I'm gonna tell you if I would keep an
eye on, I would keep an eye on maybe Kyle Larson who's hot.
Watch out for William Byron, who like Danny's having a great year. Like
I said, he was gonna I call it. And I wouldn't count out
Bubble Wallace on this one. Okay, he's due, I think, I
think, And Tyler Reddick, Yeah, and maybe Joey Lecgonnell. Well you
got out there. What a problem. You gotta think the guys that are
running good. You guys are trying to run halfway decent, and a lot
of guys need to win. They haven't got a win in a while.
All right, But all right, Rac and Randy, all right, guys,
go take care of your guilt here here, Hey, I'm ready right
now, ready, there he goes racing Randy, very nice. What's the
matter over there? So I learned a couple of things. Um, yeah
during this interview. I learned the Times Herean Times is an axcellent newspaper.
Rochester had one I would probably read. Yeah, I found a girl h
New York mom arrested for promoting juvenile fight. Yes. Newark Village Police reported
the rest on Wednesday, five seventeen to ten, twenty five. A Natasha
Stream in age thirty four of Madison Street, Newark, is alleged that,
while president of fight between her son and another juvenile at Perkins Barks, Streaming
promoted to the fight. Stream was charged with endangering the well for a child
and released on appearance ticket for New York Village Court on twenty one. Well,
my stalker's skills which work? Well? Check that out, Marcus handing
Bill's phone. This is her, Yes, she promoted. Let me see
the same the same girl. Absolutely? Oh yeah, So have you watched
this woman in action? So I watched. Wow, we'll have to see
if we can get Nutosha on. Yes, Natosha, Natosha, it's n
I T O S six S H A Nintosha. Now the only reason why
I went to this was because I think she's OK good looking. To be
this good looking, though, h you gotta look at Huh? Would you
let her kick your ass? Fuck? Yeah? Yeah, very good.
All right, let's get out of here, Mark producer to they for Mark
Hillman, Yes, for Matt who actually, uh lived everybody's fantasy at the
strip club. You you lived a lot of guys fantasies at a strip club.
You did, Yeah you did. Yeah, it was even better a
stripper didn't work to hang out with it. And for Dambrella, I'm Bill
Moran. Wills see you tomorrow night.