Hey, look, he's hey, look he's it day. Look. I'll
try to clap lout as hard as I can so I don't die in my
sleep. Yeah, that would be the goal. I don't clap as hard
as I can, I die. Why do you why do you think that
we've defaulted to clapping as like the universal symbol of like, oh good job,
you know what I mean? Person? The people that were clapping can
hear it. They can hear us doing it, I guess, But why
not? Like I guess we do scream. These people do scream and shout
and let it all out. But I don't know, Clapping just seems strange
because like sometimes I don't know, man, Sometimes I'll be like at like
a concert or something, or or I'll be at like a place where there's
like some some ship like that going on, and people are like really like
that, like it can't not hurt, you know what I mean, Like
it can't not hurt the way they're doing it, And I just I worry
about those people, but not really, I don't care what. I don't
want to. You didn't you know what you're lying? You didn't worry about
too bad? All you don't care about those people. Yeah, I worry
about the mindset of somebody who would do that to their own hands to simply
display approval that could really be easily shown by doing by putting in half as
much effort. Like I just that, I just don't really don't you really
don't. I think I think you want to care. You think it's a
fad. You don't give a fuck A fad? Yeah a fat that bad
bad? Oh, yeah, people should care. That's not what that thought.
That's not what that is at all. That's not what that is at
all. Never mind, this is we're getting off topic. Welcome to Sart
Tank uh uh, a podcast that we do every now and again. What
do we remember to do it? When Sweeney remembers the log in for our
patreon we post, we post these episodes. What I post them all the
time? I just don't post the link, you know what I haven't posted,
So I don't think I posted discord on like last night. Let me
see if I did. Yeah, I bet I bet you didn't. That's
that's insane if you haven't done. Because that we talked about that like two
days ago or something. I remember it. I was like, okay,
I was about to say, I was like, I was like, I
just want not post it then, because again be broken a probably it's like
another broken link. There's something it's always there's always something wrong. There's always
something wrong. We appreciate all of our homeless listeners, all of our people
are denizens on the street, slurping rats out of the sewers and bubbling,
bubbling their little boys for dinner. I was playing, we were playing these
ladles sewage water and rats. Imagine sewage water and rat stew. Was it
was it on this show Kingston that we were talking about sucking worms out of
the dirt. I can't remember what the rains has got ghots outside really giddyly.
It's that sucking the worms off the ground, and it all like like
that. So we were so, I we're gonna get into questions obviously,
and there's some stuff to talk about, like with Suicide Squad, but I
do want to mention this before we before I forget, because Kingson and I
were playing We're playing Haley yesterday and we I don't know what happened exactly,
but we ended up on this tangent where we couldn't stop impersonating an alternate sl
an alternate Sylvester Stallone who had spent his entire life drinking piss and not knowing
that people didn't have to do that for like a good forty minutes, and
it was probably like the highlight of my week. I think I think it
made me smile. So ho was so funny? Because Lily thought it was
the least funny shit ever. Lily got mad. She she actually like,
I've never heard Lily this angry. Like she came into the room and said,
I hope you like she like threatened. She threatened us basically like she
said, I hope you get hurt. Really, I hope you get hit
by a car and die. Like Lily said this for Badi with her voice.
Is she like a diehard Sylvester Stallone fan? Well that was well,
first of all, that was that was part of the conversation where it's like,
is she a big fan of Sylvester Saloon and she's like offended that we're
disrespecting him, or is she a piss drinker and she's offended that we're mocking
mad? That's why she was. I remember seeing her look slightly angry and
we're talking about that horror film. We're talking about that dude fucking drinking piss
all the time, like she did look a little mad after that. I'm
not gonna lie. It ain't good. It ain't good. It's scary.
It's she very yeah, you got yeah, you know how to do.
I'm completely I'm completely against this. I'm completely against you putting cameras in the
bathroom for obvious reasons. But I imagine she probably fucking in like like like
the dog, you know, when the dog's going and drink the toilet water.
She just like that the only way she can do it without anybody know
it noticing, right, because if you come out and drink, you guys
got something you got to talk about it? Are you guys saying I like
this right now? She just tect that literally, look look here, that's
so funny, that angry face. Abojeez, Yeah, pretty good, that's
pretty good. I mean the simple Okham's razor suggests that, you know,
she's just a gargler of the piss, just like sy Lester salone, just
like we were talking about. Finally, like as long as you can find
pissed, like Selester Salon likes it was that interview he gave where it's like,
listen, that'd be drinking piss with five years old could drinkings. Don't
like a good couple of piss in the morning. Hunting is mandatory. I
think a good glass mandatory. Wake up, drink some piss, go back
to bed, piss myself. You know, the producers made me change the
the eggs scene where I drink the bro eggs because they may be changed.
You have seen Cocky, right. I try to fight for the piss,
but they said that the audience. Yeah. I tried to convince the director.
I tried to convince the direct let's me drink pits screen. I feel
like it was the best way to convey Wrecky's dedication to be because but they
just like just word heaven is something about it being fucking disgusting. It's fucking
scary that I should I should find people. People will sit here and drink
a glass of water. It won't fucking bad. And I but when I
start gargling down all the pits I can find, everybody gets mad at me.
I can't believe I was forty five years old when I learned that other
liquids were simply just mixes for different pisces. That's how when I when I
was a child, my dad were purposely pissing every picture of lemonade I can
find, just to give us the flavor we desired. Like, yeah,
it's not even a good impression. I love it's it sounds like Sylvester Salona
if it was a clown. That's what it sounds like. It sounds like
he sounds like really but deep deep voice Jimmy from South Park, that's all
the time, is a little bit islightly so Gester. He's so shut the
fuck up, Chris Well. Jester is amazing, amazing photo in my head,
which is one of those like three prong has silver things exactly just drinking
piss and a crazy straw. Just just the straw is so skilly, it's
dangerous. It's almost it goes in so many different directors. It takes him.
It's coming. He's wearing he's wearing he's wearing one of those Jester hats.
But it's like it's also a soda drink hat and it's so full of
piss and the straws are so fucking outrageous. It takes like if from the
second he starts sucking, it takes a minute for the liquid to get to
it. That's crazy. Imagine being direly thirsty and that's what you gotta go
through. That's so much ever to get there. He's got the biggest lungs,
so because he just takes these huge fucking breaths, so we can get
just suck for a minute to make sure he quenches his thirst by body.
By the way, I get to what you aired, by buddy, because
all these years of drinking piss, it's eroded by esophagus, said inter lining
in my mouth. There's a lot more space that I can suck it.
He gargles, pissing missed, dude, when you start and Jimmy follon,
welcome to my stupid show we have here, uh piss gesture, Sloane.
And that's why I asked you a quick question. How did you get into
a drinking pish? I'm funny, please please club. Well, I was
bored. I was. I was bored pissing it by own bath. I
thought this is the way to live. I thought, there's no I love
pissing. See I was bored on suicide Watch. And you know the second
I pissed it my own bath, that was I found the reason to live
lo That's so funny, funny than anything I could ever think of. That
is such a that's so funny. That's just the is going on some carde
watch Please stop gurgling piss for one minute and answer my questions. Welcome,
Welcome, Welcome to the Late Show. Welcome to the Late Show. This
is and this is our newest segment, carpool and gargle piss with Sylvester st
Alone. There's just two people on a really long, boring commute gurgling piss
the whole time. What's funked up is I would watch that. I would
actually, like, God, why would you watch that? For what purpose?
You? You wouldn't watch various celebrities of varying degrees of stature and stardom
with Jimmy Fallon in a car commuting gurgling piss a whole time. Dude,
I would watch it for a little bit, but I would not. I
would not make that a regular watch of mine. Yeah, you get.
I want to see it at least a few seconds from every celebrity, like
I want to see fucking Taylor Swift and you know, just you're the biggest
celebrity on earth right now. Just fucking gargling, like really fucking dark piss,
you know, piss someone who's severely dehydrated. But she's just like yeah,
and then she just like doing her I don't know whatever song she has.
There's one with Summer. It's crazy. It is crazy to me that,
like you said, Taylor Swift, and it's funny because that's the first
thing I thought too. And it's like it's so crazy that she's just become
the default celebrity. Like even the people who like, like, I'm not
even like a fan of Taylor Swift, not like a hater or anything,
but it's just like it's just not for me whatever. Yeah, I mean,
she's just objectively the biggest celebrity on the planet right now, Like I
don't know, yes, she by far, by far. She even Dude
Drake's even fucking jealous of her success. He's even took a little shot at
her in one of his bars as far as like because he wants to be
number one, but obviously Taylor did. Nobody, no one, no one's
gonna touch that ship. And yeah, speaking of Taylor Swift, there is
something we could talk about. I just learned about that. Uh So the
Taylor Swift is dating a guy named Travis Kelsey, who's a who's a it
doesn't matter what he is, but I was gonna say he's a tight end
for the baby. Yeah he's a. Yeah, he's a. He's a.
He plays, he's one of the enforcers in in soccer ball or whatever
it's called. He's a short for the Kansas City Knicks. Yeah, like
the Kansas City Stevie's the Kansas City Stevie Nicks. And I guess he just
he want a ticket to the Stanley Cup or something. And Taylor Swift's datingum
and the the right it is in Unison, they all, I guess since
she's just like, I don't even know if she's ever said what she is.
I think she's definitely, you know, she's like Shiminism or something.
I guess. I just I think by default, I just don't know if
she's ever like, actually came out other than saying, hey, register to
vote, and she she has she has talked about I feel like I remember
a video where she was I mean, this might be a dream, I
don't know, but I have. I don't know why I would be dreaming
about Taylor Swift's political opinions. I feel like it's real. But there's a
video of I think there's a video of Taylor Swift talking about how she feels
the responsibility to like not put like to specifically be as as outwardly political as
possible. And she's definitely not like a Trump person, so like you can
be, you can just kind of assume. I don't know why I remember
this video. I stumble across it on Twitter or some I think because the
right was angry about it. Actually, like straight up, I think you're
probably right, Yeah, you're probably right. The only thing I know now,
even though I definitely know she has not endorsed anyone for president this cycle
or anything. But they're all there's this grand conspiracy that the first of all,
that they're saying the NFL is rigged. There's the crazes always say it's
rigged, no matter what. I just learned this yesterday that there's a conspiracy
that the logo of the NFL, depending on the colors, determines who wins
because it's happened a couple of times. Essentially, it's happened like three times.
Yeah, so basically when it shows the logo, it'll show usually two
colors in whichever color has the less of it wins. And that's basically it
actually coincidentally has happened, but like out of fifty something Super Bowls, it's
only happened recently, and it's just you people latching on any kind of coincidence
possible. And now they're saying, oh, since Taylor Swims dating Travis Kelsey,
of course the Chiefs made it to the Super Bowl. I'm like,
nigga, they've been three out of the last four fucking years. The Chiefs
amazing later. Probably he's probably gonna possibly be better than Tom Brady, like
Patrick Mahomes is arguably bro. He's he's the most likely to reach that height,
he's most likely to pose to I dude, he's so young, Derek
stops. There's not We're not a sports podcasting podcast, but it is very
me and you. I don't know. I didn't know Kingston was such a
big fan of kissing your dad on the mouth. But I mean, like
the best quarterback of all time because that was my only team I like.
But I'd only watched like maybe like six game of season, so I'm gonna
hold off was a Patriot fans fucking sick, bitch. I don't know.
Yeah, I didn't know. You're into kissing fucking boys on lips too.
It's kind of weird. Look I'm kissing my son on the lips. Until
he's like, hey, Dad, that's weird. He's like, Dad,
that's weird. I'm like, I'm done. I A'm teaching my son.
I ain't teaching my son and tendencies, man, I ain't teaching what did
you say? What did you say, Pope Benedict? Is that what he
said? Wait, everybody repeat what they just said. Everybody here, let's
just repeat themselves. I'm just saying like, I ain't teaching my son incess
tendencies, man, I ain't trying to have my son reluctantly fucking make out
with me and ship kissing that motherfucker on the lips the hell reluctantly. Yeah,
because that because that's all every single time everything, every single time you
see a little boy kiss their their son or something like that or whatever,
the son's always like eh, he's always like he always wipes it off and
he's like yuck. It's always but it's like, oh, that's cute.
That's what boys so cute. And I'm like, how about maybe it's just
being boys, screaminy, just straight up. You gotta be you you.
You have to be Italian for that to be okay. You know that's like
you because that's because that's the culture there. Like they just make out with
each other. It's like, hey, to how you're doing my nostrils,
cut tongue my nostrils, Tony, come on, what are you doing?
Show me some luck? And then they slurp on each other, but the
blowing them a yeah, fucking five minute blow job just for a greet.
I love the idea. I love the idea of like shaking hands with like
an Italian mobster, and then for like two frames they're sixty nine ing naked
vertically and then like on the third frame, they're back to normal. They're
back to normal, two solid frames of real amazing. They pulled their fucking
clothes up that fast, full contact. They're full I've noticed, I've a
big cheat code to make me laugh is just do something really fast and impossible
right and then pretend like it never happened. Like I feel like a lot
of I feel like that's why smiling friends did it a lot for me.
Zach's show friend of the show Zax, because there's so many moments in that
show where people just like move like mega quick and it's just and it's fucking
kills me. I don't know what it is. That's one thing that I
noticed about Family Guy back in the day, or like a oh yeah,
like oh something and then all of a sudden, Peter falls and breaks the
table impossibly fast within a fra or something. The position he's in, it
is like impossible to be like that position where his leg is bent and his
arm has bent the wrong way. I love that shit classic. Is that
the most iconic thing to come out of Family Guy? In my opinion?
Yes, But do you know what In my opinion, no, no,
no, no, I think I can think of something. Wait wait,
that fall is up there for sure. Uh. In my opinion, just
that that frame fucking that that's no diggity giggity kragmiers lab is the most iconic.
No, it isn't. No, it isn't. I think it is
a catchphrase. But but what I mean is when I don't think so at
all? But what what so? What I mean by icon I don't mean
necessarily like a catchphrase. It's not like, oh, Steve Overkle, Like
did I do that? You know what I mean? Like there's there's catchphrases
like that and Family Guy or whatever like that's that's like the Chicken Fights.
I get it, but like there, like there are other shows. I'll
put it this way, like that fall is almost like the Wilhelm scream of
like of Family Guy, because I've seen a lot of like screenshots of cartoons
where characters have fallen in that exact way and it's no mistake, Like it's
very clearly like this is the Family Guy fall because it's funny, and that's
interesting to me because I don't I can't think of I can't think of an
example of like the Simpsons having something like that, even though the Simpsons is
objectively like a more iconic show, you know what I mean, where like
there's more like icon moments to it, or like there's more like memorable jokes
or whatever, or like catchphrases or quotes, like I've ever seen something from
the Simpsons translate to to like so many other things like that. So that's
that. I don't know. Yeah, that's a really weird tangent, but
it's great. I mean that I feel like it's something that only cartoons was,
you know, obviously able to get away with. And it's something that
I'm actually surprised that a lot of cartoons never did it as far as even
just not even falling, just something happening something there was nothing right. There's
just like probably two seconds of dead air and then in the next frame,
boom, there is the result, like whether it's a fall or someone gets
punched or something something happening like that that it didn't happen very often or if
at all. When I'm trying to I'm trying to rack my brain. And
so yeah, they kind of mastered that, so good on them, most
iconic. So I Google. So I write Family Guy into Google, and
the first thing that comes up. I've never googled this before is Family I
death pose, which is what is fucking what about? What about the knee
thing? Then fitting his knee? That's but that's a joke. It's like
it's the exaggerated thing. Is is a great moment. It's probably one of
the most memorable moments of Family Guy. But as far as like something that
was like influential and something that something that I personally liked the most about it
is that style, because I love that style of comedy where that's what I
love when people do it. For example, they do it a lot,
and even in YouTube videos where they may be saying something, they say something
absolutely absurd and then maybe they'll either pause for a second and then just immediately
cut to the next thing, kind of like it's just like that that disruption,
that sudden switch or that from you just cut out all of the bullshit
in the in between. Like imagine if Peter fell and you saw every frame
of it and it was like as like as how an actual human would fall,
wouldn't translate, it just wouldn't. It wouldn't be nearly as funny as
it just he it already fell, he's done, he's twisted, he's fucked
up, table's broken, or something like that, or like press like it's
a great it's such a funny fucking post. Uh. But anyway, I
don't I don't know what the fun we're talking about. We're talking about Tom
Brady molesting something. I don't know whatever I was just saying. Taylor Swift,
Taylor Swift has become the the boogeyman for for uh, for conservatives because
they're they're scared. They're scared that and the NFL is rigged, and every
conspiracy theory that you can think of is because of and oh I know what
they found out. They so Taylor's Uh so they you know, obviously a
lot of people on that over there anti Semitic, you know, all these
fucking Jewish based lasers. You heard Marjorie Taylor Green and blah blah blah bla
blah. So George Soros is somebody who they despise for similar reasons. You
know, he owns a lot of left leaning media, and apparently there's a
handful of people, including himself, that owns Taylor Swift's music that that guy,
Scooter whatever the Fuck's sold Oh yeah, yeah yeah. And because of
that, so she made her own music, right, there's the Taylor's versions
or Taylor Swift version of stuff. Uh. They think that George Sorows is
controlling her, even though she's pissed off at George Soros and and alike for
not for owning her music and not selling it to her. She wants her
masters. And they're saying, oh, she's controlled by this guy, And
I'm like, it's the fucking opposite, dude. The people love that guy.
People don't. It's wild. It is wild how people think about something.
For exactly like if the if a complete thought is a staircase, people
get on the first step and they go like, yep, I'm on the
second floor now, and they just they don't think yeah for even like a
minute longer about like where they've arrived in the In these situations, it really
is, It really is baffling. But I did see that too, Like
I did see a bunch of people talking about how like, oh, it's
the super Bowl is rigged And honestly, I don't know, man, Like
I don't know enough about sports to even contend with it. Like that sounds
like something that might like I could see that being like I could see easily
like ratings minded, money minded people being like, dude, Taylor Swift needs
to be at the fucking super Bowl, Like if we can get Travis Kelcey
and and and Taylor Swift at the super Bowl, we'll do it. Like
I could believe that, But also like that would be I would be more
inclined to believe that if that team just wasn't historically very good, you know
what I mean, Like if they weren't already kind of on fire, Like
if they were just sucking forever and then all of a sudden they just got
to spike because they were dating Taylors. So they'd be like there's something there
for sure, like that, like that would be like right right, And
yeah, no, Travis Kelsey's been one of the most famous people, one
of the best tight ends. Uh, so naturally she wants to date that
guy that who's already been in the limelight. It's just it's not even that
like the other Like she probably would have wanted to date Patrick Mahomes, but
that dude's like married and shit, he's already good. I'm sure she would
love to date the most popular guy in the league. Uh there's another person
that's uh but anyway, it doesn't fucking matter. It's people that the conspiracies
look man. And and I want to say to the people that would probably
think, oh, you're being naive, that they're not pulling some type of
strings. I think to a certain extent, once they are in a certain
situation, I wouldn't doubt that. Say, maybe you pay the referees to
look the other way in certain instances, or try your best to make these
people win, but don't make it obvious because of money. I wouldn't I
wouldn't even be surprised by that. But say, for example, if the
best teams didn't make it, well, you can't fuck well they fucked up.
Now have to make the best out of a shady situation. That's basically
how they would operate. But the people still have to catch the balls.
They still have to you know what I mean? Are they are they fucking
taking them catching the balls? Or are they like right, yeah, y'all
are being people and they're doing everything exactly as its plan. Like it's a
fucking play and it's just a perfect theater, like it's it's completely or it's
like it's a movie, right, it's completely manufactured or something. And the
thing about it is that it would be it would it would be infinitely harder
to fake it than it would be to just simply let it occur, right,
Like it's kind of like like it's yeah, I don't know, Yeah,
it's it's silly. It's silly when you start, just like your ear
analogy before in they made it to the first step and then they kind of
like just didn't go any further. They did they didn't think about happy already
would be Yeah, just as the first step I'm drinking about Pitts up and
doing by. There's a derangement. There's a just a general derangement about so
many things that like I feel like it even extends to like the suicide squad
stuff. Also where like I don't know why, I don't know why people
I don't know how people got to this point where you where you can only
love something or you can only criticize something, and there's like no room for
just acknowledging what is objectively bad about something or what is measurably bad about something,
and what is probably not even really connected to any of that. It's
either like all of this is terrible because it's because it's this, or it's
the best thing I've anyone's ever seen. And I don't know why this has
happened. It's I don't know how this happens. People have a weird people
I don't know either want to ask you. I've never seen, Sure,
I've never seen. Look, this is so this first and foremost shame on
you people that have spoiled the living fuck out of this game, because it's
just not personally I don't give a shit because I wasn't planning on playing it.
I just there's too many things in my back, Like I have no
interest in playing it right now. I don't really care personally, but the
amount of spoils that I've seen, because I usually actually don't see very many
spoilers on my timeline doesn't happen very often, and if I think, if
I suspect something, I'll just click away. I saw. So I've seen
pretty much almost every cut scene on fucking Twitter, and I saw and here's
the thing, and here's the thing. I thought when the way that a
lot of people were preferencing these things in their captions, I thought, oh,
this is gonna be fucking terrible. And this is what it was annoying
me, like because there was some dumb stuff, but I thought the way
that they were talking about it was as if it was this is so for
example, you know, spoiler for anybody. I guess we even even spoilers.
I think you knew that Batman was we was up. We can't talk
about this without like, I'm sorry if you're if you're excited for suicide Squat
killed the Justice League. I guess skipped this conversation. But I mean it's
I guess for me, I feel kind of I don't know how you would
even spoil this game because the game's the title. Look whatever, there's spoilers
for to Kill the Justice League. But yeah, let's let's know what's gonna
happen. I just want to say, so I saw it. I want
to get you guys take on this, because I've seen different takes. But
I saw people that were really upset about Batman. I guess just they said
unceremoniously just being shot and that was it. And I guess from somebody,
and this is somebody who is a massive fan of Batman and and Kevin Conroy
and everything. I saw that, and I was kind of I felt indifferent.
I didn't think it was awesome. I didn't think it was disrespectful in
my opinion, I just I didn't feel I thought like I was like that,
Yeah, that was a scene that like, just let's get rid of
him. That's just how I felt. Yeah, yeah, it's not can
of course go ahead. Yeah, being killed by Harley Quinn is fucking stupid.
I'm sorry, I hate Batman by Harley Quinn. It's fucking retarded.
You gotta you gotta for what it is, is what it is, you
know, what is what it is at the end of the day, you
know, but it being Hardy that killed him. It's outrageous. Seriously,
put the oh, you're like a dumb dog that exists in where I am
and you and you and your your master get together and do silly things sometimes,
but you're just the dog. So I was like an animated series.
She almost killed him, Like, yeah, she's because Batman didn't take her
seriously. But but I just don't. I just almost. You're right,
You're you're right, You're you're But Harley, you know, it doesn't bother
me. I don't know Harley Harley. I guess Harley has Harley has her
moments throughout her existence of being extremely on point and focused and then I'm being
a complete joke, you know. At the same time, the I didn't
really care that much as I'm like, this was gonna happen. Obviously,
obviously they're gonna give Harley to kill Batman because that's that's that's what the tutor
interconnected characters. You know, Bama doesn't give a fuck about dead Shot and
all that ship, and that's it's it's gonna happen. You know, they're
gonna kill everybody. They're gonna somehow kill Superman. I don't know how these
fucking form comb stains are gonna somehow kill literally Comminity, but they're gonna do
it somehow. They're gonna kill John, even though John can like knock planets
out of orbit. They're gonna do this somehow. The moment they killed Flash,
I was like, Oh, they're gonna be able to kill everybody because
Flash is the hardest to kill out of all of them. I should just
go back in time and beat up your mom while she's pregnant with you.
You know, like, like, if this's gonna happen, it's gonna happens.
We have to suspend all of that. I remember I was think,
well, this is gonna happening. Yeah, dude. When I was thirteen
years old, just real quick, My friends and I had a because Batman
was always cooler than Superman, always and always will be. Uh. But
I was just trying to be realistic about it because we were thirteen year old
dumb ass kids, and I'm like, hey, let's be realistic about it,
because the whole idea was Batman versus Superman, who would win? And
I'm like, can we not talk about this? I'm like, could be.
I know, we're thirteen, we're dumb ass kids, and this is
supposed to be fun, but this is a really dumb argument. And it's
like, if we're gonna make the comic book right, just like say The
Dark Knight Returns or anything, we're gonna have to suspend a lot of shit
to have fun with it. So my thing is, yeah, we can
suspend a lot of things and have fun with it, but if we want
to be real about it, you know, Batman has Superman could just pick
up a block of of an entire block that exists and then throw it and
Batman can't. What are you gonna do? Can he dodge? Yeah,
Superman have with Superman. Batman up and roll him into a meatball. Literally
like there's no there's no fight there. That is the That is why I
literally Marvel and DC right, like like Marvel DC, like they both have
their moments of outlandishness, right, you know, like every so often spider
Man somehow comes up with a way to stop Hulk or like stuff like that.
But in the moments where it's like all right, Tony starts, You're
gonna go stop Thor. Tony's like, no, I'm not doing that.
There's no, there's no he's gonna kill me. He's going to murder me.
I'm not gonna go fight Thor. And they're like, oh, I'm
not doing that. I will roll it up. In the comics, I've
I've discovered less fuck reading. But to be honest, I don't read as
much Marvel comics as I did d C. In the m c U,
though, I feel like there was a lot of nerfing to do this,
to make a lot of characters exist alongside each other and fight. For sure,
there was a lot of suckery. But and it's and it's it's expected,
and so for for the way that listen, let's just say that the
way that I saw people reacting to Batman being killed, it felt like,
oh, they pulled his pants down and fucked him to death or something.
That was the type that people takes out his extraordinarily curved dick. It's curved,
and he starts sucking curved. It's big and long, it's into his
and he starts and it's like, oh yeah, when he when he when
he when he hight it out when he comes back to him get to his
stick, so he just comes and goes right back after. It's so stupid,
somebody, dude, That really is how the reaction was. It's like
I can't believe they pulled Batman's pants down and just fucking I can't believe they
opened his urethra and fucked his penis live on stream, and it's just like
what he just got shot on. It's unceremonious, Like there's Look, there's
nothing about the game that I find like exceptional, Like I actually I sat
and watched because I don't think I really want to play it, Like there's
nothing really about it that is drawing my attention. But I did watch all
the cutscenes and I had no fucking issue at all with really anything they did.
Like some of it's handled kind of weird. It's not written amazingly.
I think there's like this really weird problem that it has presentation wise, where
like there's a lot of dead air and I don't know why it's noticeable,
Like there's no music really underneath certain scenes, which is fine, but then
there's like a lot of like awkward silences and dead airs. It's it's almost
like they're acting through like it's almost like that the actors are acting in person,
but like with a discord delay or something like. It said, there's
like a really unnatural cadence to the way they all speak. But I was,
honestly, I don't know, man, I was watching it, and
I was kind of entertained by a lot more of it than I thought I
would be, and so like, to me, I'm just like, oh,
this is kind of like not not And again, I really hate how
this always gets twisted. It's like, well, you're running defense for the
game. No, I still wouldn't recommend people buy it. It's nine hours
after nine years of fucking development. There's really not much there for it.
You're not really getting memorable, like exceptional moments out of it. They squander
a lot of the deaths of the Justice League quite frankly, they're all kind
of bland. You know. That's what blew my mind. It's like I
thought I thought, like I thought it was gonna be the most offensive shit.
I like when when dead Shot shoots Green Lantern in the head after he's
like deep powered, it's it's off screen, and I was like, dude,
if you're gonna be disrespectful to the villain, if you're gonna be disrespectful
to the heroes, I want to see Green Lanterns head explode, like I
want to. Didn't I didn't see that. Yeah, like a lot of
it, a lot of it, And it was like it panned away,
like, bro, like, did you did you guys play Oh my god,
did you guys play Mortal Come versus Decent Universe? Yes? That that
because that was that was Warner Brothers was all crying about that it has to
be rady t for teens. You can't murder the superheroes. So then you
had dead Shot and Joker that had head shot. Uh they had head shot
fatalities or whatever, and they were off screen, so it was like employed
and I was like, this is so fucking stupid, Like just but then
I can watch Thorn get his head fucking blown off and flashpoint paradox, you
know, like we can see some gruesome ship happen, especially in especially in
a post Invincible post of the Boys climate. I think it's really lame for
rock Steady to be like, yeah, let's not show Green Lantern's head exploding.
You're doing a game about it. That's because of it's not it's not
rock Steady doing that. It's not actually doing that. Do you think it's
war of course it's it's Warner Brothers. But they made but but but they
they already agreed to make. They agreed to make a game where they die.
I understand they agreed to play an Immortal Kombat game. But the characters,
those characters Suicide Squad aren't. They are not Superman, they're not Batman,
they're not Wonder Woman. They're not that's it, that's it's not.
I hadn't I agree. I wanted I wanted someone to pull Flash's legs off
and beat him to death with them. I think that would have the most
perfect way to kill Flask killed Batman forgetting perfect dude, I think yees sincerely.
Like, there's so many the thing to me that the game really drops
the ball with. Again, I haven't played it. Like, it doesn't
look like it look it's a live service looter shooter based on the Suicide Squad.
It makes no sense, makes no sense. It looks like it's fun
to play, but like it looks like it also doesn't make sense that it's
these characters doing these things like if this was like, you know, have
you ever played Crackdown? It kind of does look like Crackdown. It almost
looks like Crackdown where it's like if if this was like, if this was
like a new Crackdown game, it would have been like, dude, this
is fucking this actually looks fun. This actually looks sick. But it's Harley
Quinn web swinging and fucking King Shark swimming through the sky with like a heavy
machine gun. It's really fucking dumb. Uh So, there's a lot of
dumb things that only the only thing I I am a mass a fan of
King Shark. Uh So that's the only thing that even made me remotely interested,
because I've just always I was. I grew up with the show called
Street Sharks, and King Shark was was absolutely inspired in my opinion, at
least as far as his form goes in his frame, and I'm like,
now they obviously he has a regular smaller shark head, but not like an
actual street Shark, but just the concept, I was like, I love
this, I love I love stupid creations like that. And so he's also
to King Shark, that'll be fun. He's also the best character in the
in the game in my opinion, like, like, he's the most entertaining
one. Did you I did? I like, he actually made me laugh,
He made me laugh. I just want to say, it just hit
me. Did you guys get onto Sylvester Sloan because of King Shark? Is
that where yourpressions came? No? One no? In the second and Suicide
is alone played him. No, it's completely separate. It was completely separate.
I don't I really don't know. I really have no recollection of how
we got there. But that is wild. Okay, that's funny. I
hadn't pised that. I hadn't piece that together. Maybe subconsciously, maybe it's
possible because we were talking about the Swiss squat as well, but like not,
not really. They fucked so much up man, do you guys?
One moment got beat up by Superman. It really made me want to cry.
I tuned up a little bit. When one doesn't haven't got beat up
by Superman. Yeah, she gets she gets the ship beat on her by
Superman. Superman beats her ass, and I'm like, oh, okay,
gotcha. I'm like, come on, y'all, that's not how that works.
Wow, it works, man, What do you mean, it's not
that in a fight, wond Woman is not beating Superman. She's he's more
powerful than she is. She's not going on the spoilers. She didn't and
percent did no in serious I told you, yes, are we talking about
the game or what are we talking about right now? Little game? In
the game, he she gets her ass beat by it him like beat bad.
And then you're saying Superman beats the fun out of wonder Woman. Yeah,
like very badly, like very very bad. What what is your gripe?
I'm confused. Yeah, I feel like you said two separate things.
I feel like you said two contractory things. You said, it's unreasonable for
Superman or it's unreasonable for Wonder Woman to have beaten Superman be beaten by Superman.
Why is that like that? Because Wonder Woman in a fight and they
fight, were they fighting each other? Wonder Woman always wins that fight.
He's a much better fighter than Oh my god, Superman is just a strong
dude that has a lot of power. Is a strong centuries? Are you
familiar? Are you familiar? Are you familiar with There's a famous stan Lee
quote where he's talking about whoever who Yet author decides wins. Yes, that's
true. It's just been the author's decided who's won that fight for decades,
and it's usually not that way. Okay, well this time is I understand
the reason, and now you received, and now he received. He's been
I've been reading comics for a long time, and for decade it has been
like, oh, one of those men having to fight Wonder Woman's like everybody
else leave. He's gonna punch a hole through you. I'm gonna be able
to beat him. That's what happens. Is your point that one of the
just my point is that a lot of liberties were taken in really dumb directions.
That's like not even the biggest grip that I was like, I guess
Superman is gonna be the last one to fight. Obviously Superman, they're gonna
have to fight him last. But it's just like, why are you making
so many dumb decisions? Also, how the fuck are you gonna explain to
me that this this is not like it's like the Guardians of the Galaxy is
beating Thanos. It's like, what, how are you gonna explain this to
me? This is stupid? No, they can't. That's I mean,
I don't know it by himself would have stranged. I find it fucking strange
that people are taking a concept like suicides killed the Squad killed the Justice League
this seriously when realistically this is I don't know. To me, I look
at this like Deadpool kills the Marvel universe, you know what I mean?
Like, why do you care at all that this is happening? That comic
is extremely stupid. People like it. It's Deadpool, it's a point,
but it's like it's it's extremely dumb. Like things like that are like,
because what happened now? Right? I can't things reach mass? What happens?
No? No, no, no, no, this what happens?
There is a thing reach mass consciousness? Right? And then you hear some
motherfucker with their whole chest saying, well, dead Shot shot Superman in the
face and killed him, so Batman should are they making these dumb knowledges?
And I'm like, bro, you don't even you watch the game or you
read this dumb thing that is completely out of it, Like that's why people
argue that dead bul would kill anybody in Marvel universe, because one Deadpool did
that. I'm like, what I've everyone happened throw his body away. Look,
I've I've personally never ran into anybody saying any thing like that, because
I just my friends aren't like completely retarded. They're just not you know,
they're like saying people have discussions with like they're just like we understand that it
would almost be like, oh, man, winning the Pooh is awesome,
you know that fucking dead poo parody, Like he could he could fucking Like,
what are you talking about? It's just bull It's just nonsense. It's
nonsense. That's not even supposed to be taken seriously. The thing that I
really want to get it, it's not even necessarily that it shouldn't be taken
seriously. Like I get it that they connected it to the ARCAM universe,
and that was that's really stupid, Like I don't know why. I don't
know, yeahiverse, but not as much. I think it's really dumb.
Look here's here's here's the reality. Right, Like, there's a lot of
things wrong with it's a live service game with a fuck you I like with
with gameplay mechanics that don't match the Capital life service game. I thought it
what is what? I'm sorry it's it is. Yeah, there's going to
be like, I don't know what is about it. I just thought it
was just online, but there's not. It's not a long I thought it's
not a live service. I thought it was just online. So it is
always at shooter. It is a little from understanding. So so you do
get loot, loots and packs and shit you get, Yeah, you get
loot from beating bosses and stuff like that. It's like like I've heard a
lot of people say like, if you like the if you like the Batman
universe, and you like Destiny, this is like a perfect game for you,
which is like, I don't know. Maybe I could see that working
maybe on a gameplay level, uh, but like, I don't know.
To me, there are so many problems with it that are obvious where it's
like, okay, you've had that, you have this live service game that
is for some reason a suicide squad game. Those things don't match at all.
You have gameplay mechanics that don't match the characters at all, Like there's
no reason why Harley Quin should be swinging around or dead dead Shot should be
jet packing around like Iron Man. It's fucking weird. It's it's bizarre.
It's bizarre. Shit to see and it doesn't match at all. The UI
is fucked. The writing is like pretty pretty uninspired and blanned. The presentation
is a little bit iffy, you know. But the issue that I take
was like a lot of people criticizing the game on on a front of like,
oh, this is disrespectful, grow up. I think that's mega gay,
Like it's like you're altered disrespect like arguably, and I'm not even remotely
kidding. The only correct thing they even remotely did with this game is be
disrespectful to the superheroes, Like it's the only thing that they're doing even right
at all. And even they're doing that not enough. I want to see
John Stewart's head explode. I want to see Flash his legs ripped off and
watch him beat the death. That's hilarious. If you're gonna make a game
called Suicide Squad Killed the Justice League, it should it should be hilarious in
that way, Like Flash should lose his legs and he should be beat to
death with him. Batman should have I don't know, but I don't even
know what to do. Human size blunder. Yeah, respectful, be me,
get disrespectful. And the thing that bothers me about it is like,
dude, like I like I want I want to see I want to see
that. I like that ship. It reminds me of like games like Prototype
like this they used to make games, used to make games like this,
like we're like you were the villain? Do you remember how make villain?
Yes? When you I it should I don't. I don't. It's just
this is the this is a weird one. I feel I feel bad a
little bit per Rox Daddy because it's just like damn, you know, I
yeah, like who and look at man? And I guess why I'm not
even disappointed is because I felt I was completely satisfied with Arkham Knights. To
me, Arkham Knights, though, that's it. That was good. I
had fun. I don't thinel about this anymore, Like I'm I'm not totally
fine. And really those games have a lot of replay value too. Are
cities awesome? Like it's I've played it like two or three times and since
it's it's been a thing and I and every once in a while IM like,
oh man, you know, might popped that back in and then I
think about Arkham Knight. Other than that, the gay stealthy fucking car ship
that that is the only like where you're like the cars, the car is
in a car. What am I doing? I'm stalking tanks and shooting the
fu Is this? That was so stupid? Yeah, it's overall like when
you're not in the when you're not in the Batmobile, that game is great.
I like I had I had a ton of fun with Arkham Knight,
like sincerely, like to the point where it's like I was actually like really
confused with a lot of like and to be fair, I think like the
PC version was fucked and so like a lot of the scores were the scores
were tanked because of that. But like I remember beating it and being like
outside of you know, outside of that stupid tank ship that they make you
do, which is really it is bad. That was fucking great. That
was That was a great fucking game. Like I had a great time with
this. This is sick, you know, and I think people don't know
how to do that. People don't know how to I don't know what it
is, but like I feel like people forgot how to acknowledge that you know
things, especially when when it's art or like any kind of product it's usually
an assortment of various different things, and so like, yeah, I think
there's a pretty good chance that the Suicide Squad game is pretty fun to play.
Like I'm pretty I'm it does seem like a turn your brain off kinda
like I could I could see myself kind of enjoying it a little bit,
But like you know, I also just don't think it's done very well.
I also don't think it's the most disrespectful fucking thing on the planet that should
warrant the amount of crying that I've seen about it. I think it's Mega
land that's happening, but it's not. I don't know, it's not this
nuclear fucking holocaust and it's not. I just don't know what's happening. Like
there's a new there's a new Green Day. There's a new Green Day record
out right, And there's a lot of songs that I like it. But
there are some songs that I'm like, oh, this is a great song.
This chorus sucks though you know, you know what I mean. But
I still I like the song, but like that chorus sucks, and you
can I don't know why people can't just acknowledge that anymore. Like, oh,
I love this, but this this part of it sucks, or like,
yeah, that thing's pretty bad, but it's not. It's not the
worst thing that it could have been, or like this is actually not so
bad, or like this is actually pretty bad, but this is like the
worst part of it. People don't know how to dissect their things anymore.
Yeah, I feel like this is a weird a mob thing that I haven't
seen in quite some time. I guess where was the last time I saw
this. That's a good that's a very good example where I look back on
it a retrospectively or whatever. And to me, the biggest thing, Okay,
obviously we've already talked about this a million times, with the plot being
all fucking jumbled around. Though I was kind of stupid, but then literally
the only reason, the only reason I didn't like Abby to me, like
say, a lot of people had a problem with Abby and there for all
these various amount of reasons. To me, I only just thought, oh,
it's stupid that she's fucking built like a truck. In nobody else's it
was stupid. It's it's not a point of contention that makes me think this
game is the worst thing ever, it's not you know, like the beautiful
yeah about it. I'll say it out right, like I I don't like
The Last of Us Part two at all, Like I really I find no
joy or entertainment or really anything about it that I enjoy Personally, I don't
think that's a bad game. Like it is objectively not a bad game.
It's just very clearly like this is not this is not for me, Like
whatever this is, it's not for you. And there are some valid criticisms
that I think do apply even to people who do like the game, Like
I do think the game is too long, and I do think the game
kind of spends a lot of time not really doing a lot of new things
to justify that extra run time. I do think that's objectively true. Like
even if you like it's like Red Dead two or like Death Stranding, where
it's like I love those games, but like they you could have ended that
maybe five or ten hours earlier, and I would have been totally fine,
you know, like yeah, like you could have. I mean that's so
easy. Yeah, I was like, it just come right back, you
know, actually you spend six hours there, you come back. I was
actually looking I was actually because I've been in a My YouTube recommended is full
of like Red Dead videos for whatever reason, it's all this like I don't
know, like I've been on a Red Dead kick lately, and i've I've
apparently I found this video that was like kind of going into like some going
into like cut content or like some of the files in the game, like
like looking for stuff that might have been cut or whatever. And apparently that
section was supposed to be like a second exp like fully explorable place, but
it got like whittled down. So that's why it's in I think that's why
it's in there. Where it's like we spent so much time developing this,
we got like we can't just like throw it out. Let's at least have
like a linear Let's at least have like a linear section, which I can
I can get in respect, but like that that doesn't When I learned that,
I was like, that makes a lot more sense why that's there,
because it just sort of happens and then unhappens really quick. Yeah. But
but yeah, like I don't know, man, like this flaws with a
lot of people's favorite things, and that's fine. Like there's a lot of
stuff that like you might hate that, you should also be able to acknowledge
isn't objectively terrible, and that it kind of extends just generally like the Internet.
Like I think people people really hate Neil Druckman, and I don't really
know why. He's like the he's I think he's like he's the head of
Naughty Dog, and people are like, I have a suspicion. I have
a suspicion. You think it's uh, what do you think? I think
it's who it's. It's one of those things where like like you have to
we are it's Anyone who's paying attention already knows how a lot of these companies
in the game industry, especially if they reside anywhere on the West, most
likely they're gonna have some type of progressive values. It's just like normal,
right, large cities whatever. Who gives a fuck that is? That is
the standard thing. I don't think anybody cares about. It's it's Neil hold
On. Neil went out of his way, for example, to consult with
the Nita Sarkisian kind of ship, like when you get when you do ship
like that or see I don't know if you remember Battlefield five when the fucking
the guy that was the head of it at the time, the director or
something. He was like, Oh, I just want to be on the
road, so like ship like that where I'm like, dude, shut the
fuck up. Yeah, just like like yeah, but like the bhils around
it is so crazy, like it gets like there's a there's a there's a
there's a I don't know if you guys remember this, like it was a
couple of weeks back, but I don't think we talked about it on the
show, but like there's a there's like a video of Neil Druckman, like
on I don't know if it was for an award show or something, where
he was on the red carpet and like no cameras were going off and it's
because he was there for last I saw that. I saw that, and
no cameras were going off. Yeah, And like he's standing there and like
no cameras are going off, and everybody's like this pompous asshole is really like
sitting there fucking waiting for cameras to go off. It's like this is so
embarrassing, and I'm like, dude, I guarantee you Like he showed up
because his show was there, and I guarantee you somebody in production was like,
hey, listen, go stand there for thirty seconds and then move on,
because that's how this goes. But like the interpretation of it because people
hate him, is like, oh, look at him sitting there like soaking
up the spotlight, like thinking he deserves it, or like he got a
tattoo of the hammer he got he had a hammer tattoo on his on his
arm and it's apparently like the hammer from the Last of Us Part two that
like Abby uses or whatever, and like there was a headline. There's a
headline that said, like, oh, Neil Truckman gets iconic hammer tattoo from
Last of Us Part two, and everybody's like, fucking Neil Truckman so fucking
pretentious if he thinks that's like conic and it's like he never he never said
that. Yeah, he just got a tattoo, Like he just got a
tattoo that probably like means something to him, because like he made the fucking
game, you must have some attachment to that fucking thing, and he did
it. I don't think he was I don't think he went into the fucking
tattoo shop and was like, yeah, give me ah, give me Abby's
iconic hammer from the Last of Us Part two. You know I made the
Last of Us Part two? Did you know that? You know that iconic
hammer. I feel like people really go out of their way to like project
the worst possible version of people into them. No, you're right, just
so it can be reflected back at them, so they can get angry.
And it's mega weird. Like I just don't And maybe this is just because
I've spent so little time on the internet lately in comparison to how I used
to, but like it's just fucking it just reads this terminally online weird behavior
that I just I don't. I don't care. I don't get it.
He doesn't deserve to be he doesn't deserve as much hate as he gets.
I just I understood he did. I say, Like, here a big
example between say Corey Barlog and Neil Druckman is Corey Barlog is is fucking progressive
as it gets, so of course a lot of people maybe if he just
but when he's at work, he's just doing his fucking job. And I
feel like Neil got a little bit inspired. And this is even though he
got a little bit sucked into that wave of that shit that was going on,
the BuzzFeed type shit like how the fuck he rubbed shoulders with Sarkis,
for example, That's just stupid. She has no nothing even to consult with
her at all. Fucking cards against humanity guy that the owners like, Oh,
I like the cut of your jib. Here's twenty five thousand dollars to
go make your stupid fucking show. People got caught up in that zeitgeist a
little bit, and I feel like there's some people that will forever attach him
to that and just hate him specifically because so then they try hard, right
then they try to But but isn't that its own isn't isn't that kind of
its own cancel culture in a way? Of course? I mean, of
course it is. Literally, yes, it absolutely is. They're the biggest
fucking hypocrites, absolutely, yeah to me, to me, the whole like
like it makes fun of people crying about stuff, the weirdest planet. Yeah,
one thing, one thing quickly before we move on to questions or whatever,
because I think we I think we talked about prety much everything about the
stoic But like I do think, and this to be fair, like This
could be just anecdotal, because I've I just happened to have come across or
cross paths with a lot of people who have like worked in games and who
have worked in games for a while. And I've had the privilege of having
conversations with people who have been like in a fly on the wall and a
lot of and a lot of you know, fairly interest saying places and the
vibe that I get from a lot of that any just archisy thing, which
I think is so funny in retrospect, is a lot of that was literally
just for like photo ops and for and like for like just to be like,
hey, yeah, it's like a it's like almost like a checklist type
thing. Like I I don't I honestly don't think most developers. I'm not
saying all or I don't know, maybe you know, like it's based on
a limited sample size, but from what I gather, a lot of the
attitude at a lot of the studios that met with her to you know,
consult or whatever was this is look, whatever this is happening right now,
let's just check off a box so we can get back to making the fucking
game. And it really wasn't taken super seriously, which is like even by
them, which is funny. That's that's that made me laugh out loud when
I when I heard that. But I said some companies might have taken No,
I think no, I think you're I think you're absolutely right. Why
Because it was a cultural zeitgeist. It was a thing that was happening,
just like the rise of sj W's nantaid whatever. It was a thing that
was happening. We all fed into it in different degrees. It went away,
and guess what, these companies aren't consulting with feminist leaders anymore or they
want prior to it. It was just the bad thing that happened. And
unfortunately Neil Druckman, one of the people that did it, because it was
really sony for some reason, has this this thing going on and whatever,
and we'll move on. It's like say making some of the people are accusing
them of making their female characters look kind of mid or whatever and all this
stuff, and I'm like, yeah, maybe there is something going on,
but I can't say one hundred percent for sure. Never spoken to any of
these people, but I will say, yeah, their characters aren't fucking super
ultra gorgeous. Okay, they have this thing going on, So I feel
like him getting out of that bubble of like the people that hate him.
I don't know if he's ever gonna get out of it because he's just forever
associated with that ship Sony. They thought Last of Us was woke as fuck
because there's lesbians and ship, and I'm like, whatever, dude, Yeah,
at a certain point, you can't you can't really care about it.
And I don't think he cares. No, Yeah, I don't think so
either, But I'm sure it's frustrated to be Like I'm sure it must be
frustrating for Neil to like go out on a red carpet and no, like
I don't think he gave a ship that no cameras were going off, you
know what I mean. Like he doesn't strike me and bas based on the
people that I know who know him, like he's not the kind of person
who wants to be there in the first place, so he's so like exactly.
So I just I feel bad knowing just having been on the other side
of it, like having been in like these weird like kind of cause there
was a for creator clash, like I had to I had to do this
kind of not media circuit in the same way, but like I had to
be like interviewed and and do all this stuff that I just I really fucking
didn't want to do at all. Like I had no interest even after the
show or after the show, after the fight, you know, there was
like a whole red carpet thing that I went to, and I'm like,
all right, I guess I'll meet some friends that I don't see often there,
I guess. But then I was like called up on stage by a
comedian like a day after I had just been like punched in the head and
broke my nose, and I was just like I don't want to fucking be
up here. But there I was on stage, like in front of like
everybody, in front of a fucking room full of people not giving a shit
or not wanting to be there at all. And so like I get I
guess for me, it's like I can somewhat sympathize with like being in that
weird position where you're just kind of like misinterpreted or just in this really awkward
situation that you just kind of have to be as a nature of like what
it is that you're participating in anyway. Yeah, that's separate. Sure that
said, uh yeah a w with all that said. But with all that
said, Neil Druckman should be shot dead. I'm just getting I really do.
So it can't say I don't like that. I know that's why we're
joking. That we're joking and Neil Druckman. We just spent twenty minutes going
to bat for this guy, a guy that I don't know personally at all,
whose work I don't love. Okay, so like we've earned the right
to like we've we've earned the right to the game. I think it's just
I just think that I don't know. I think it's that it's it's a
it's a little manipulative in a way to try to let's tell you the story.
I think that Abby is dumb. We talked about that, we're talking
about the Last of Us. There's a whole episode about the Last of Us
that you can go fucking years probably, Yeah, the worst part of that
series. Everybody's on fucking Abby. It's at least the worst. Don't listen
to Sweeney, just watch our other episode. Right. I'm not saying you're
wrong, I'm just saying we've done this before. It's like a chicken fight,
you know what I mean, It's like how many more chicken fights?
How many make a lady? He blew my mind? You blew my mind.
You don't know there's a lady chicken fight. There's a lady chicken.
I thought you guys told me that. I didn't say that told me that.
I thought you guys told me that. Yeah, here's a female one.
What who told me? I thought you guys? Okay, well we
did did you? Christ just forgot? I didn't know. He didn't remember
anything. Your fucking anymore. That's why you're gonna be lying and told you
don't remember anymore. He's say stuff, Yeah, I don't even Yeah,
Yes, let's knock these questions out before I fucking yeah start questioning reality.
All right, let's fucking let's move on Halo three Mountain Dew Road, and
he says, hello, married, almost married and married to Glass Snapple.
Divorce from Glass Snaple is or not divorce? She's you know, I'm a
widow because Glass Apple is dead. It's really it's really tough out there looking
for love after after something like that. But whatever, Yeah, one day.
I've been listening since episode zero and a first time patron. What's a
song or band that you loved as a kid but now realize is terrible as
as an adult. I love this one because I immediately thought Mambo number five,
even though I always hated it. Yeah, I love, but I
can't stand It's quite hard. I can't stand uh Sugar Ray anymore. I
used to yeah, like listening to Sugar Ray someday when my life has passed
me bye, or like I just won't a fly, or every oh my
god, hello, hanging from the corner like first, I used to like
that shit as a kid, and I listened to it now and I'm like,
this ship is fucking awful. We call that, we call that white
we call that white core. Apparently there used to be a punk band before
they just sold out and went down that route. That's crazy. That is
they used to be a punk band. Yeah, apparently they somebody. Actually
I never listened to it, but they gave me their record. It was
like a red disc. I never listened to it. I was like,
I don't I don't fucking I was already I don't care. Yeah, he
cares about the history of Sugar Ray. Not even Sugar Ray cares about Sugar
Ray. Remember that dude got mad when some kid called him sugar gay.
Remember that there's there's like an interview happening and some kids was like sugar gay,
and he like came and confronted, and I was like, you guys
are forever sugar gay. Now you shouldn't have said anything. Yeah, you
gotta let it slide sometimes, Sugar Ray. Man, God damn, you
can't let slide. You cannot let us slide. These little fucking punk is
gonna ships you all the time. You cannot anything slide time you acknowledge that
you're mad. And now if I ever meet Mark McGrath, I'm gonna say,
hey, what's up, sugar gay? Like not even Mark, My
God, he's gotta slide you. He's gotta slide you. That's it he's
got. If anything fair enough. But if you call if you call him
sugar gay, he will turn around and like God of War three you like,
he will like he will grab you whatever. They will turn first person.
They will be like done, just pokes your eyes out and ship.
Just can you imagine being beaten to death by Sugar Ray because of that,
like for calling for calling him sugar you know what it's like. It's like
it's like an episode of Punks where Zach Brath beat up that child shook him
and broke his little ship you little wait, would you would you? Would
you apologize while he's beating you up? Would you just keep calling him sugar
gay? I would not stop? You got it? That's how shows how
real you are if you're If you're real enough to keep calling him sugar gay
while he's like about to kill you, then that that means what what if
it's really what if it's a really tragic scenario though, where like he beat
he hits you so hard in the head once that you're like, oh my
god, this is really bad. I have to apologize, but your brain
has been damaged in such a way where you can only remember him as sugar
gay. So like you're saying, like, oh, I'm sorry, you're
trying to say I'm sorry. I don't want to say this. I'm saying
the wrong thing. I'm saying wrong you Like this is like fucking when when
when Nagan bashes fucking Glenn and he's trying to like say something to Maggie.
It's like the same thing. I love you, like sugar and he's speaking
of isn't it crazy? He's literally careated that moment. He's sugar yay,
good, did you go home and drink me bits? They get the good?
That was good? In fact, there's somebody yeah, and you immediately
result to a different language that you didn't even know you knew probably idea Sylvester
Stallone being beaten into drinking pists by Sugar Ray Leonard sugar Ray Letter, Sugar
Ray, that's sugar Ray, Sugar Letter. It's funnier. That actually makes
kind of sense though, but go ahead, that could happen. Yeah,
yeah, that that tracks artists I used to like. I used to like
that. I don't like anymore. Tyler Creator actually really like a song or
Tyler. I don't think there is good music anymore coming on a But I
think he's making it that he makes he thinks it's good. Oh I'm good
with that now. I think it's very good. I though I was very
good. I think Igor was experimental. I think Comana get lost a lot
of flexing, a lot of flexing, like a lot of him like being
real flex that what I've done. But I'm like, you're you're not a
great rapper Tyler, I messing. You were talking about punch and pregnant and
stuff like that. Yeah, but also you grow up, you know,
you grew up. He changed his flow makes sense, I mean, I
get it. It's like Eminem to a certain like Marsha Madler's LP just goaded
and then and then it just like people give Eminem so much more credit than
he deserves for how long he's been, Like Eminem was a great rapper for
six years. He was an undeniably unbelievable art of six years. I think
the issue is that you made I think the issue that you're facing is that,
like you think he's getting credit for making good music. I don't think
that's really what's happened. I think he's getting credit for being a good rapper,
which he just objectively is still like he just doesn't write. I think
he is. I think that I agree with he's onctingly a good rapper.
I just think that like the fact that Relapse and Recovery one Grammys really bothers
me. That is crazy because those albums are so motherfucking bad. Those albums
are so bad. It's because I tried to listen to them. I still
I still stand by crack a bottle being a banger. It's a fun song.
It's not a good stand by being a good song. Bro, I
think because I think, what what's the best part of that song is the
best? Wait? Why is it fun but not good? Like like like,
what's the other song? Their honeys like me, like I play in
a band, but they don't. They don't understand, Like that song is
great because it's fun. It is not a good rap song. It's fun.
It's would not crack a bottle. Crack a bar is a dope fucking
beat first and foremost because the course the bottles. I love the bottle.
You just hit the lotto. Oh bitch, just hopping in my tahoe.
That's a that is dope. I don't know what you're talking about. I
love it. I don't know my band is all of a sudden, I
love my b I understand what you're saying about my band being like it's it's
just it's clearly just there them fucking around like at the end of start talking
about ship, like yeah, like it's fucking I get what you're I get
what you're I don't know. I have a hard time like considering a song
that I have that much fun listening to. Not like I get what you're
saying, like they're just fucking around, but it kind of reminds me of
like you remember when Blur did Song two to make fun of Nirvana and ended
up being like their biggest hit, you know, Like it's kind of like
that where it's like you can make something that that's just a funk around,
but like it can also be pretty fucking it can be pretty good. I
think you can, but I don't think. I don't think Eminem has gotten
that down. Challenge everybody, I want to hear from our homeless listeners,
go listen to Crack a Bottle and and let us know what you think.
Is this is this a good Eminem song? Or do you agree that this
is just like no, I, I think this is way past his prime
and it's and it's it's mid because I just I'm I may be in the
minority where I just I really like this song. And I will say,
obviously, I think Dre and fifty their their verses, these verses really good.
Really, it's great. It's believe I'm the game, but I didn't
see. Actually I'm having kind of a hard time. Yeah, Like I'm
like, I'm having a hard time with this actually, Like I don't know
what. I don't know if there's a song that I there's there are bands
that I can't listen to earnestly anymore. I I guess, like it's hard
for me to listen to like three Days Grace or something that one actually but
I still good one, but I don't know, like good. But you
don't listen to that ship. You don't listen to it though, right,
yeah, But like I don't even know if it's necessarily because I wouldn't.
I just don't think to because it's well, it's just so like you know
what I mean, you exactly, you would feel gay listening to it when
I hear I Hate Everything about You or whatever. I think that's what it's
called, right, Yeah, that song I hate everything about you. I
feel gay when I hear that ship. But I know that it's a good
that's a fantastic song. It's great guitar that the guitar, the guitar in
that song is fucking like it sounds really good. But like I just I'm
not a teenager anymore. I don't feel that I don't feel these things anymore.
So it's not it's not so the question. The question is not necessarily
because it's like, what do you realize is now terrible? As an adult?
I don't think it's terrible. I just think it's for a specific time,
you know, like there's music for specific times in your life. Those
adults making those songs have a ten year old? Make it takes in you
have a ten year old make it well? Because no, because I know
my question is this like that's everything about you? No, very likely not.
But the reason why adult they make it is because they can. And
like, you know, there's a lot of people were just like fucking immature
for real, like that I say, a song you got the period time,
you know, like I made this when I'm sixteen, when I'm mad
at my dad being a kingson and well no, but kingson, here's here's
something that does happen, right, And I know because I've done this for
sure, where like I have songs that I wrote when I was fifteen that
like I'll be like, oh, this is actually there's something here, and
then I'll just like finish it when I'm a lot older, you know what
I mean, Because like why not I wrote it, and I meant it
at the time, So why the fuck would I not like it is?
I don't. I don't really understand that that logic of just being like,
oh, I'm too old work for me. So gay? This is so
gay. My fifteen year OLDSLF is so fucking gay. When I listened to
my old shway, I like, like the lyrics might I used to write
this. I was never super teenage and angsty, but I was trying to
be like philosophical, and that was my biggest problem. I'm a dumb,
fucking retarded kid. You're can it be? Your lyrics aren't gonna be very
meaning and meaningful and philosophical. So I go back and read my shit and
I'm like, this is just momentos and I will never touch this ship.
But you were probably better at writing than say I was, because I look
back on my shit, I'm like, no, thanks, Yeah, I
mean, it's not everything. I'll put it this way. It's not everything,
but like, I'll put it this way. If I wrote I hate
everything about you when I was seventeen and I had a band at twenty five,
and I saw that I wrote that, I'd be like, we're making
this you know, like we're doing we're doing this, especially if I have
like a loose recording and it's like and it's like, damn, this is
actually like a good riff. Actually like we can like make this really good
now that we're actually like proficient at playing like there's I don't know, I
think there's value in that, sincerely maybe, but you want to I actually
want to try this now and write a Because I might have mentioned on the
podcast before, I never went through that teenage anks phase like most people do.
I just for some reason didn't feel angry or misunderstood or whatever the fuck.
Even though I loved all that music, didn't connect it. I didn't
connect with Lincoln Park. I listened to it and be like, it sounds
amazing, but this means nothing to me. I want to try to write
something. I want to write emo angsty. I want to write something,
and maybe maybe you can help me. Let's let's write an anthem for the
fucking teenagers, man, Let's see if we can do it. That's not
that's not I think that's the worst ever. I really think that was the
worst era of music. Man. I really cannot stand that. Emo.
I don't know, I like a lot of it, like a little bit
worse because for me, I also never went through that era and I was
just trapped around that music. I was trapped and I was like I don't
like this, and I didn't know the radio it's song to take on anyone
know that you are wrong and this is not where you blow. I hated
that ship. That's why I became when we met that era because that was
my only escape. I never liked that song because I'm listening to the lyrics
and I'm hearing how it sounds, and I'm like, this is so because
I was already listening to heavy music around that time. Nothing is so not
heavy and like the lyrics though, are like yeah yeah, And I was
like I don't like this. I loved it, honestly, like so much
fun song Like that's actually, now I think about it, that's probably that's
probably the example that's like, I think Headstrong by Trapp is probably it's probably
the one where like, look when you're when you're a kid and you don't
have a lot of you don't hear a lot like that's kind of that's kind
of it's fun as fuck. It's it's good, like melodically speaking. I
think it's actually pretty decent, but like, no, that's that. It
is gay. I'm sorry it's gay. Look it was gay when I was
thirteen. Like I wasn't, uh now look at it. To be fair,
I wasn't angry so reason in the context of when I when some ship
is just so corny, I'm like, dude, that is come on,
because sometimes when you saw ship, even as a kid, you sometimes had
to at least acknowledge that, like, I know, what I'm listening to
is kind of stupid, Like what like I was listening to, you know
that there was some people that were making some really heavy music and I felt
like, oh, these people are a little nuts. I felt like these
guys are it was baby's first fit. I guess that's what That's what that
song felt to me, Like yeah, and Headstrong by Traps is a mash
pit at at a Catholic daycare is the best way that I can put it.
I can't. That was all surrounded by and I was like I wanted
and I wanted any of the kind of music. I wanted anything else and
I couldn't find it. And I was like, I'm just gonna watch anime'n
animated its own damage to me, though you're not completely damaged, You're not
like cause the anime people I know are they're they're fucking hopeless. Dude,
Bro, I think I stopped watching anime at a certain time. I gave
it up. You know, every everything, I've liked, every weird thing,
but I always give it up before I go to my fall to you,
Like, I like Sonic a lot when I was younger, but I
never I never went online looked of Sonic. I never did it. For
some reason. I was like, I'm just not gonna lookup Sonic on the
computer. I'm gonna watch Sonic ex and I'm gonna really enjoy it. I'm
gonna play Time of Adventure for the Game Boy Advance and really enjoy these games.
But I'm never gonna look up so I don't need to know what is
What is it about? What is it about Three Days Pipeline? Bro?
What is it about Three Days Grace that I've friends? Like, Yeah,
I'm probably not gonna listen to Three Days Grace same time soon, but like,
if Breaking Benjamin comes out, I'm probably not gonna skip it. Like
what is that? Because it does not have the same Ara dude. It
was in the same genre, but like say, for example, my favorite
yeah You're right, my favorite song of theirs, and even the music vide
if you watch the music video, are so cold, Like that ship was
grown up ship. It was not like it was showing. It was showing
these amiss amiss niggas and this dude's carrying this cross and he essentially carries into
the fucking lake and you know, yeah, it's like it's a it's a
really cool music video, like just kind of this is the concepts are much
more grow now. Diary of Jade Little, you know, kind of scaled
back right sure, but like a lot of their songs were the concepts were
more grown up than like, uh, let's say I hate everything about you
is there's some teenager fighting with this drunk dad in the music video. You
know this is about like, oh I know this, uh that don't kill
Yourself song? What was it called not too Late? Never too Late?
Like that that's a song I even love the It's one of the simplest songs
to play on the guitar. That like, I was like, oh,
I love this song for that reason, and uh was called do kill Yourself?
Probably, but I haven't found it. I don't think I did a
song. I did a song a long time ago with Bionic Pig. It's
crazy. Wow, yeah, eternity again. Where we Yeah, where we
were. We we did have like the whole point was like it was like,
don't kill yourself, but it was like it was like, even though
you really should, you shouldn't, And that was kind of that was kind
of how we got around it. I still like that, so I feel
like it came out pretty fun. But yeah, I uh, I don't
know, man, it is interesting. I do think I do think there
is a degree of like if it's easy to play, I kind of maybe
are I'm inherently a little bit softer on it because it's such a it's such
a good way to get introduced to playing I think that's what I think.
That's honestly why, like as much as I don't really listen to Modern Green
Day as much anymore, Like that's why I can't help it, like have
a really huge affinity for them, because like so much of the ship was
like you could play this, like this was not even remotely out of the
realm of possibility. It would be hard to play it and sound is good,
but like, yeah, fucking brain stew that's that is That's an amazing,
amazing Yeah, that's a great starting point. Finally hard and I can't
stop coming in my sleep. Yeah that's it. No rest for god,
there's not in my eyes coming on coming loads with every droke. I'm coming
loads, no rest in balls. I'm gonna put that. You gotta put
that thing in where it's like it's almost like a pop Dylan type type thing
that he's got going. It's like not quite but it's like he's like,
I'm cutting numb day. Didn't you just say on day? That's a great
fucking song, dude. That song reminds me. It's like it's so dooky
esque to me. I love that song. It's something about that. I
will admit. I will admit as much as I do like that song.
And that was one of the songs I was like, I think it was
just too overplayed for me at the time, so I can't listen to it
now, but I do it is a good song. Okay, but yeah,
is it? Let me ask you something. What was We'll move on.
I was recently because they put out a new album. I went on
a green day Binge to just kind of compare and contrast. And when you
go to American Idiot, the songs all have like these Ford slashes nerd two
of them put together. Was it always like them? Did they fuck up?
Like if you go on Spotify right now, it'll yeah holiday fucking yeah,
and it transitions into like something tranransitions, And yeah, I don't like
fox their numbers up too, if that's uh, because like what are the
popular? Is obviously good, but if you're Green Day, do you you
probably care about numbers? You probably don't care about numbers and that at that
point you're fine. But like, yeah, I don't know, there's there
are some songs that like transition into the other one, and I don't know,
I don't know if it was always like that, because that's been a
thing that they've done before. Like I think there's a song on Dookie that
has a transition, like I think Chump transitions into something like the next one
after Chump and like a trade like a long View, it transitions into long
view like with that long bass doom doom doom doom. Yeah, But but
yeah, I don't know, But sometimes I just sometimes on American Idio,
I just want to listen to one of them and I have to skip ahead,
and it's kind annoying, it's it's weird. It's yeah that that I
felt like that was super inconvenient, but whatever. Anyway, Yeah, yeah,
it's definitely trapped, and it's definitely trapped, trapped with Headstrong. It's
probably also that band is fucking crazy. That guy's insane, wasn't it.
Didn't you like go out like that weird like trump Binge or something. So
he's a fucking chud. He's a fucking chud. So is uh Aaron Lewis
of Staine because Stain is one of my favorite bands. Stayine is one of
my favorite fucking bands and I I am so sad he became the he became
the biggest piece of ship ever and even they just dropped an album last year
and it's fucking amazing. For like, if you're a Stain fan, it's
just as good as they're fucking like break the Cycle Ship, which is insane
to me because over two decades and in this piece that is yeah, good
Google, let me say if I can find the Google dic I wrote it,
like no, when Aaron Lewis made that song, that Trump song was
talking about, like what the fuck that the Boomer Doomer song, That Boomer
Doomer song. I don't even know what it's called, dude, I'm being
honest. I blocked it from my memory. I was just like, what
happened? This is? This was my god personage? That sucks? Like
I I just stay in as that one like angsty alternative metal band that I
just love so much and I wish I could. I was like, man,
I wish I could write songs like this because it's just so easy.
It's so slow, so moody. It just like I don't know, oh
yeah, I wrote like a fake version of that song that he that he
that he put out like I wrote it. I haven't all written out,
but I never did it. I was supposed to be a part of a
video, but I was just like I just didn't have the time to put
it in or like mix it and all that done. Am I the only
one? Do you remember? Am I? The only one that's that's it's
flooding back now? Who sees they're trying to make our sounds and strands?
Is it just me see through the mars? It's so stop stop, we
gotta do it. It just make me angry. You should, you should
absolutely do it. I should, guys, this is this is the picture
of the coyotes. Oh, go ahead, god the coyotes. Okay,
I'll say what you're gonna say, and then i'll i'll I'll put it in
the chat. I'll put it in the chat. I put in the chat,
all right, put in the chat. The thing, the reason it
stuck out to me is because I had a line in that song that,
like, I remember laughing when I wrote it, but I was, but
I was too scared to sing it because I felt like people would like take
it seriously because the song goes like am I the only one? Sometime better?
I don't know, I don't remember what he said, but it was
some nonsense about like how who sees the damns on TV? Or whatever?
Like you know, and I wrote it's like, am I the only one
sick of the soy? I like my hoods watten with the poet and all
these like these that like it's good, but like I don't, I'm so
scared, so scared to record it. So what is this? So?
What is this coyote I'm talking about? I'm putting the chat right now,
this fucking psychopath. Oh hold on, Accidentally, this better not be another
image of Naruto being fingered again. That that's that was why that best tweet
of mine that was so much more so Aaron Lewis. He took I think
twenty four or however many coyotes and spelt out Trump twenty four just a bunch
of dead fucking coyotes and spelled Trump twenty four post on Instagram, and I'm
like, you're a fucking psychopath, dude, And I was like this I
used to I used to fucking this guy was used to be one of my
favorite fucking singers. And it's like, damn, it's just a lot of
people that I admire turning into ship Ahead show How to Choose Them, Derek,
how to Choose him? But I know, I guess it is my
problem? Is it that is so fucking scary and cringe like you would think
that, like, let me take a bunch of dead animal carcasses and then
spell out this guy like you should never have that much, you should never
revere a politician that much. Ever, these people are like nah, but
this guy, this guy, this I hate the elites, but this guy,
he's he's the elite that's gonna somehow uh uh not be a lead.
I don't know it something, it's something. I'm not going to finish that
thought though. Let's get out of here. Oh no, we gotta gets
Where's where's he's getting? Where's the patron with the for where to go?
Oh? There it is? Uh oh oh I lost it, Peter,
Peter, I lost the mother in law is the funniest ship ever to me,
dog, because the scream that Lois's voice actress does is crazy. When
Peter eats out Babs, he gets likes like presposal. Whenever he hears he
like a certain show, he like eats out the woman close to him.
What are you talking about? Are you talking about? Family guy? Where
Peter gets hypnotized, So whenever he hears a certain sort of like a que
on a show, he goes down and whatever woman's nearest to him. That's
so it ends up eating out his mother in law. This happened on what
South Park? You said, family guys, I I don't even I that
ate out has made law. That made me want to that made you want
to quick The show get hilarious because though sway that Lois's voice actress screams as
wild. I have not seen that, and nor do I want to.
I guess I don't know what the fuck this is funny? Yeah, I
guess I I uh, I feel like I feel like that really like that
really threw me off in a way that I was not anticipating. Loish,
I have a gun, Lowest, I'm coming for you, low Wish.
Yeah, you're freaking bro Okay, let's see. So so okay, this
is a fun This is a funny one that I think we can well,
I know the grognards on YouTube rode in He says, what's up, Homo
game men with with Joe Rogan's podcast, Oh, punctuation is really important.
What's up, Homo gay in with Joe Rogan's podcast Getting Worse? I've been
on search for a new for a podcast that fits that broad subject matter but
is also entertaining. What podcasts have you found that you all really like?
I personally think this past weekend with Theovanna's pretty wild, So my recommend it.
So there's this show called The Snark Tank that I think is pretty good.
And that's that's I think where we'll where we'll leave it. You know,
I'm not gonna promote other people's fucking are you kidding? Are you joking?
I just really don't have one though, to be honest, especially I
don't have one. Yeah, I don't listen to podcasts. Almost nobody does
podcast five days a week either. Sometimes you don't say Joe like he does
it like a weekly. That's why he's at like a thousand and something episodes
at thirteen hundred wherever the fuck is at? That is crazy. Feel you're
been doing his podcast? Huh? How long have we been doing this podcast?
He's been doing it probably since two thousand and eight or nine, I
think I think that's when he really officially started doing it and then uh yeah,
but then like when he started taking it seriously and start doing a five
because that's just nobody else does that really. I mean people do, like
yeah, radio daily shows and whatever the fuck, But as far as podcasting,
I mean, two a week is usually maximum. That's usually the maximum.
Or people diversified have a billion podcasts, right, So it's like that.
That's why I have so many times I'm saying the N word, brouse
Jesus. That's a lot. It's a lot of time sitting down and talk
to a lot of n words. You got a few of them, at
least the alien outside your house? The alien outside your house? Right,
and he says, hey, blind Blacken, my escaped experiment. A longtime
Patreon patron, first time question asker, in the spirit of the Independence Day
rewrite, if you had to pick one, which cryptid would you all have
a guest for the show's they're a smart enough to talk? Which one you
gotta have? Big Foot? Bigfoot? I want to talk to and I
want to explore her relationship with Uncle Phil. I want to know. I
want to know also how they got together? Are they are they dating?
I want to know it all? Yeah, are they fucking? Like?
What's going on? Are you? Hello? Hello? Luckness Monster? How
you doing? Are You's a little personal question? Would you think, Sudnce
we at least three personal question? Ask me? Yeah, maybe at least
want to get drunk before you get there. I like the I like the
idea that the Luckiness monsters are really like it's almost like Elon Musk on the
podcast on Joe Rogan where he's like really boring. I'd have disappointing. That
would be enough, like to have a supernatural fucking creature like some some this
this borderline folklore on a show in person for the first time, and it's
just boring as fun, Like imagine our first interview with an alien is bland,
Like it's not even as interesting as like Sidney Sweeney's hot ones. You
know, yeah, just like one word answers, Yeah, tell me a
little bit about your plan or something like it's cool. Really that would piss
me off so much. It's like, is this guy blue there? He's
like not really, just no information out of this guy. I would so
I think I would want the cubicappra just because I want to sort out,
like what the fuck this guy looks like? Like there's too many interpretations of
this fucking thing bigfoot. I think we all have a pretty unified understanding of
what big Fook looks like. We even have that fake footage I'm sorry that
that real footage of him turning around in the woods. Uh. So we
have like a general shape, but the cup of Icabra is literally just word
of mouth. I've seen him renders of him where he's like a goblin figure.
I've seen it's where it's a dog. I've seen where it's like a
bat type thing, like, I don't know what this thing is. So
if I were to have a one Cryptid on the show, it would be
it would easily be the cheap of copper just to render the mystery solved at
least for that. That's because I gotta know, Because I gotta say,
I don't think of a dog. I don't think of a dog. When
I think of a dog at all, I think this way. You know
you remember you guys saw Scooby Do the movie, right, yes, the
first one. You know those goblin like the things they turned into. Yeah,
a live action one. I imagine one of those, but more fairal
yeah, I almost imagine, like I almost imagine, like you know that,
you know, the alien from Destroyal Humans. It's a Mexican. A
Mexican. Shoul Mexican show you exactly what I imagine, because ever since I
saw this picture on this put in chat, I'd be like, I'm pretty
sure this is how they look. This is how I've I've always envisioned that
Cuba Kabras look somewhere along like that. I was like, oh God,
accurate, that's pretty The Tupac Cabra, yo, this is amazing. Anything
that has spikes I'm not. Yeah, fights are such an aggressive biological evolution,
Like there's such an aggressive phenotypical change, and I'm like ill, I
don't like it is crazy. When do you think of when you think about
like the idea of like spikes on an animal like that, or like it's
like, dude, this this, this animal has thorns. That is fucking
crazy, Like stay away from that. There's nothing with thorns that you should
be approaching, especially animals, especially something that could of its free will just
coming rend you lifeless. Like no way, man, no way, I
copy damn like most like most things that have spikes granted are like herbivores,
I'd assume, or like why that's still would just gave a wars because why
would why would? I'm the wars usually don't have spikes some more defensive things.
Yeah, but why wouldn't. I mean Comny wars, Comny wars.
They only eat come, Yeah, yep, they only eat comes. My
favorite dinosaur, the Commosaurus. So its come. The dinosaurs and Jackson Waffin
each start coming and it leaves them there and the gaunt entire. So this
is funny. This is this is an interesting one. I think the answer
is pretty simple. But like SEMs wrote, and he says, would it
be morally wrong for me, as a white man to call Bill Cosby the
end word? If I ever encountered him on the street? Yes, yes,
probably. I mean there's other things you could say. Yeah, imagine
being like, how can I like, I'm going to call this guy the
worst thing I can think of and then say the N word? But you're
saying it to a rapist, a serial rapist, Like I feel like you're
missing you're missing something. Yeah, that would be bad, but not necessarily
because not it would be bad, not for Bill Cosby's feelings, but just
because it would just be like you're clearly just looking for an excuse to say
it to somebody who would like who you wouldn't get called out on as much
as anybody else for saying it. So that's kind of the problem. It's
not necessarily it's not necessarily that it's to protect Bill Cosby's feelings. It's just
why do you want to do that? Yeah, Like, why is it
that you want to do that? Yeah, Like that's not that's not I
guess you've always wanted to say and you feel like this is finally your opportunity
because you're using it in a for for a very good reason, I guess,
but I guess it doesn't really track though. All right, what is
this? Oh okay, well I guess this is kind of in Yeah,
well this is there's a theme here in some way, and then this is
this will be the last one, I think, right, like, what
are we at right now? Yeah, it should be the last one.
We all have just stayed up playing baby. Oh yeah, wait, when
is that? It's in an hour? It's an hour? Oh okay,
So yeah we have to I actually have to. I actually have to watch
that boothing fermented piss in a Ford f one fifty to achieve Heaven wrote in
he says, Hey boys, as I've grown older, my love for my
first album has only grown. I keep discovering ways that, oh that's so
weird, and I keep discovering ways that American idiots shaped my life and worldview.
I'm more into Immin and Currents and some Death Corps these days, but
every time I put on that album, it takes me right back to third
grade. Anything like that that can do you have anything like that that can
instantly just take you back? I mean that makes perfect sense. I'm sorry,
I got I got distracted by seeing that you retweeted that tupicicbra. Oh
yeah, I had to. I was like, what the fuck? I
had to retweet it. It's just that is so good. It's it's such
a good image too, because it really does it. It really captures him.
But uh, let me see where the funk. Yeah, So the
question was, so he's talking about, you know, how he's how he's
more into imminence and currents and and some death Corps these days, but he
always like he like his first album, American Idiot is like something that always
like kind of brings him back. And do we have anything that just transports
us back like that? Musically? Yeah, a ton of music, dude.
I'm fucking my grandma is an old person. So like any sort of
like soul or rhythm and blues, I'm fucking back in like it's my five
year old vessel running around my priory with my grandma and my cousin. So
like, if I hear like Lina Horn, any Lena Horn song, and
in general, I'm fucking a child again and I'm like this is scary.
I don't want to be here again. Nine to eleven hasn't happened yet.
But other than that, other than that, it nice. Nine eleven.
Uh eleven's on its way, Grandma, That's what I do. Yeah,
out the room. It's weird, Like there's there's certain albums that like bring.
I find that if I listen to something for a long time though,
like if I'm if I if there's an album that I first listened to when
I was a kid, but I listened to it like consist certainly, like
throughout high school and through college and through adulthood. Like it doesn't do this,
it doesn't do it the same necessarily, but there is a time where
that music is unavoidable and everywhere. Like American Idiot was one of those those
albums where it's just like you could that was fuck that was on the radio
forever basically yeah, yeah, And so I do associate American Idiot with like
a really simple time like when like Spider Man was like the most important thing
to me. But I think it's more specific. Things that do it even
more are just songs and artists that I just don't routinely listen to, you
like people like Michelle branch or like like A thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton,
Like a Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton take like fucking rips me back into that
that period, and it's cool. Yeah, because I don't listen. I'm
not sitting I'm not sitting in college listening to that. I'm not sitting right
now listening to that. So like, I have very few experiences with that
song that aren't like when I was a kid listening to it on the radio
or just or just hearing it right. Yeah, No, absolutely, I
love I love that feeling too when something really just my memory takes over.
And I was thinking about this recently because uh, what was it? Killswitch
Engage They there's a there's a mix of their song When Darkness Falls that was
on the Freddy Versus Jason soundtrack, and so I guess the guitarist Adam he
mixed it, and it sounds so much better than the album version. The
album version came out after and I was like, this sucks, dick.
So whenever I hear the album version, it immediately makes me want to go
back and and listen to When Darkness Falls on the Freddy Versus Jason, which
brings me to being in the theater because that was the credits. That song
played during the credits, and I was like, who the fuck is this?
And uh, that was both when Howard he took over, and so
I wasn't familiar with that version of Kills was engaged. Yet it just blew
my fucking mind. It always brings you back to that like era and I
love that. Anyone, go fucking listen to Adam's mix of that song and
then go listen to the album version. You'll know exactly what I'm talking about.
It's fucking it's night and day. It's funny. Person Dirk uh on
theaters, Yeah, it was theater. That movie was like hilarious. No,
no, you're not. And you were like, maybe like fourteen,
right, No, No, I was probably fifteen or sixteen. Yeah,
okay, because I remember when we came out. I was like, I
was an early teen. I wanted to see the theaters and my sister wouldn't
let me go, and I was like, this is early teen. I
don't know, it was early I was. I was an early teen,
I was early tens. I was yeah, maybe, I say because I
was. I was like, I was fucking only team for a few years.
So that movie was garbage. I hated that movie. It was funniest
fuck what are you talking? It was funniest ship seen. The black gets
smacked across the room into a tree until it's knife Freddy versus laugh as there
was a tree. There was so much unnecessary blood. It was like mortal
combat levels of blood. It was so stupid. Made me so upset,
man, because especially, uh the spoiler for anybody spoilers, And first of
all, no one hears older to probably remember those movies. No one's watching
Freddy versus Jason at least nineteen years ago. At least Freddy gets decapitated.
Jason has his head at the end. But then fucking Freddy weeks he winks,
so it's like, oh, ship, it's still on. And of
course they weren't gonna make another one. Of course they weren't. Movies gets
so funny, gets dumb. They thought they were cooking too at that,
like you know that, like like the screenwriters were like and get and you
know, and the land it and then he winks at the camera and then
everybody, everyone in the room is like, everything in the room is like
whoa. Everybody starts stopping them off. Everybody who starts topping them off pop
pants and it just starts to everyone. It's a spit bonanza in there on
them. Yeah, dude, soundtracks for horror films were fucking dope back in
the day. Though. That was one thing. Ghost ship, fucking resident
evil. Just eighteen ghosts, thirteen thirteen. Let me tell the man,
We're not gonna get a thirteen ghost but goddamn anyone, I will say,
if you like stupid ass horror films, go watch thirteen Ghosts. I love
that movie to death. That movie is near and dear to my heart.
It's so retarded, but it's is amazing. Is that is that the one
where like they like that entire like the like an entire party gets like cut
in half or am I misremembering? That's ghost ship? That ghost ship,
You're right, ghost when everyone gets cut and happy and the one person that
survives because they say like they were too short or like they met down to
pick up something or some ship like something crazy like that, where like the
only reason they lived is because they like a penny fell and he was Jewish.
I can't let this pass me by, and he grabbed it was just
pure greed. Sa. Yeah. One thing I will say about music.
Just while we're on the topic of music, I wish I've noticed this happening
with a lot of like a lot of punk bangs that punk bands that doesn't
do, and I know Green Day did with with Dukie and then Rise against
it with revolutions per minute. We're like, they'll put out like a tenth
anniversary version of the of the album with all the demo tracks, Like the
demo versions are like the unfinished versions. I wish more artists did things like
that, Like I wish I wish more, I wish I could hear like
the rough versions of like really polished like big hits just out of just from
like a learning perspective, just just from sheer curiosity, because like one of
them things that blew my mind was listening to like the original version of like
basket Case off of Dukie, none of yeah, none of the lyrics are
the same at all, and apparently like he just like made it different,
like like he made up the like he was just saying words to match the
melody that he was singing, so that way, like they could write out
of a real version later, which is exactly how I write songs. I
was like, oh, that's so fucking interesting to see, like someone else
do this because you don't. I don't know, like I feel like you
don't really normally see that. You don't have to that it's cool going to
be more. That is the coolest shit. And sometimes bands will put in
little easter eggs like say, there's two I can think of, like bring
me the Horizon. Actually, they released a song a few weeks ago called
Kooli and it's fucking amazing. I think it's the best song they've ever released.
Actually, it's it's crazy that I'm like, oh, this really makes
it always well they have a sun. Yeah, they've gotten exceptionally better.
And I like all their since twenty thirteen. I've liked their stuff, but
this song right here is just hits every itch that I like about them.
And at the very end of the song, Allie is they're like he's doing
the melody to like he's like this man and he's like and then he just
has one line and he's like or some shit like that, and it's just
kind of cool where it's just showing the song being worked out and I'm like,
I like stuff like that. It's cool. Yeah, it's like it's
yeah, yeah, there's something really cool about it. I love that shit.
Case is there any like like is that because maybe it's just you and
me, like because we're like music, we're like music making people. Like
I wonder if like anybody else would be into it, Like I feel like,
I feel like I would be really fucking curious to hear like the improper
I mean, I love I love B sides of albums, particularly well when
it comes to rock albums, it's the B side is cool because you get
to hear like the progressiveness of like where where the chords ended up and where
where this bassline turned into what? Because it's usually like rock, rock music
is more it's it's it's more layered than hip hop, you know, it's
more layered kind of music, and hip hop is yeah, yeah, at
least in the in the in the in the instrumental and stuff like that.
It's more layered. Like when you hear producers do B side albums because I
love I love the side albums in general. I think one of my favorite
albums is what you call Untitled and Unedited by Kendrick Lamar. That is a
whole B side album. I think that is one of his best songs is
on there. I think it's untitled. Five is a song with him and
Jay Rock. That song is so great because of the fact that, like
it's rough and it's like these people just rapping to a beat about like a
particular topic. I think it's really seeing how But granted I like that when
they're done as well, because some songs that are finished sound so different songs
that weren't finished Obviously the B sides only, so it's really it's it's strange,
but like like I'm I'm a big Maston fan, and they have like
a bunch of B side stuff on the albums, particularly their physical copies.
They have a bunch of B side ship. Rest of the Bear Once my
friend does sort of Bear Once. I don't know if you know about that
group. I know who they are. You know they have sounch of B
side shit as well, but there and I know there's another the lead singer
is part of another group, and that other group has a bunch of bunch
of bunch of B side ship that I remember like listening to them being like,
oh, this is pretty cool, but like I don't listen the rock
enough to give it like a super indeed, are you curious about the creative
process or something in a way that usually when it comes to lyrics, one
hundred percent because I want to see what got the person to say what they
say, you know, yeah, because I like fucking around in like rhyme
stuff, but like usually thinking about the process of like where the person gonna
attack tack the bar from, particularly someone like M F. Doom. Right,
I would love to be a fly on the wall and see how to
fuck he figures out his fucking rhyme scheme because it makes no fucking sense,
Right, That's something that I would love to on a bonus or a deluxe
or something. They have these tracks and it's like here's the demo and you
get to hear something where it's like here's the origins. Here is unpassed.
A lot of times. It's sometimes even like the pre production where it's like,
all right, we're just here's what we're just throwing together and and shaping
the song, and you really get to kind of see like what something turned
into. And sometimes it's almost one hundred percent different, and it's like way
different. You're like, huh, that's cool shit, because I've done that
well, I've repurposed lyrics because I wrote lyrics for my friend was like,
hey, I want you to sing for my project, and I thought I
wrote great lyrics is far I wrote it about Galactus and he was kind of
like, uh, yeah, this is cool whatever. He didn't you know,
he's really I and I was like, fuck you, I think this
is great. So then I wrote my own song to it, and and
I thought, you know, I thought, it's just if people knew that,
and it's like a cool thing to incorporate after it and be like,
oh check how this kind of became thing. And I think all that stuff
is just like super interesting, like even in like learning that like the original
PlayStation was originally like a CD attachment for the for the Nintendo, you know
what I mean, Like things like that, Like it's just like it's fucking
interesting to learn to learn like how these things happened or like how like where
they originally come from. And it bothers me sometimes because like there's a there's
a lost Rise Against song that I've heard once and I can't fucking find it,
and it really I don't know what them And you know what's crazy is
like they had a I think they put out like the demo version by accident,
and so they were like, oh, that's the wrong one, and
they put out the new like the proper version. They might've didn't done that
thing where they replace the file so it takes the place of the original song
or whatever, because normally yeah, good, but like the demo was like
I felt like it was better and it was. It was like it was
the other whatever. The other version of Death Blossoms is, which came out
like like a long time ago now, but like I'm just like, yo,
what the fuck? It had like a completely different bridge, but like
it had like it was screaming in a different way that the lyrics were different
in the bridge too, And I'm like, what the fuck happened to that?
That was so sick? It was the last time. It was like
when was the last time you live? I mean it's been a while,
but like I just don't I maybe I wouldn't check it out, Chris,
I learned my lesson. I look for stuff every year and why because multiple
examples, things have popped up where they weren't there anymore. There's a song
on my space and it only existed on my space for a long time by
a band called blat My Last. They're a local band from my area.
Could not they have one song where they sing on it, that's it,
clean vocals, one song out of their catalog. Couldn't find it anywhere.
Some motherfucker released it last year. He just dropped it. He just happened
to have it captured uploaded to YouTube, and I literally lost my mind.
I was on the toilet and I just searched, let me see if I
can find it. I was like, oh, my fucking god, have
been looking for this since probably two thousand and eight. Fucking crazy, you
know, you know, I think you know why I haven't looked for it.
I think now that because this is the first time I'm thinking about it
in like probably since the year that I lost it, you know what I
mean. Like, so it's it's probably been like eight nine years. But
I think the reason I stopped looking for it is because a I started looking
for it and I just couldn't find it. And then I think I started
to think, like maybe I'm crazy, Maybe I maybe there wasn't one,
like maybe like I really like I really just thought like they like gas like
they gas led me. And I'm thinking that version of the song didn't exist,
but like there's part of me that's yeah, but there's always been a
part of it. It's like I know I heard heard it, like I
know, like I know I heard a different version of this, So like,
yeah, maybe maybe that's crazy that you can you can do for me,
I know what I experience at least you know, like you don't even
you can't even you can't even believe in your own experiences. That's well,
I think it's well, I think it's I think it's I think it's hubrist
than anybody does believe in their own experience. Quite frankly, like, I
think that's crazy. Schizophrenic that doesn't know how you yet you don't do it.
You're no, your your memory is Kingston you. You may be confident
in your memory, but it's wrong, like it is, it is everything
about It's all that's all I got at that moment. It's like, what's
the point, you know, so what because it all that's all you got?
You know, there's levels to it, man, I feel like you're
what you're saying, Chris, I think there is, Like say me,
I heard it on MySpace, so there was actually thinking to myself, did
I misremember it was it a different band because I couldn't find it anywhere until
I finally found it how many years later, fucking twenty yeah, it was
twenty two years later or something. Think about it was that it was like
a I think it was. It was like a pre release version of it,
or like it was like leaked or something on some website. So I
didn't even hear it through like an official channel. It wasn't like posted anywhere.
I just remember hearing it and then just losing it and then being like,
well, I have to I have to open up myself to the possibility
that I fucking hallucinated this because like this not wheel, Yeah, it's not
really. But I think another reason why I just didn't look for it is,
I mean, outside of the just fact that I just kind of forgot
about it. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, I don't know what was
it called again, It's called Death Blossoms. Uh. Let's see, let's
see, let's let's let's see why you're uh reading the little names. Yeah,
let's see. Yeah, let's well, the thing is like you wouldn't
be able to tell it. You'd have to listen to all of all,
would I mean? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, so there's a description
that says something, Yeah, maybe I really hope I was. I'm not
crazy and that I did experience this. But anyway, let's uh, let's
move on. Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's read our twenty
dollars. What's that thing that that that those freaks and Red Dead Tuesday like
that that the family that speaks you're a good No, it's that family that
you rob. Or it's like that weird family that doesn't speak like they speak
English, but no one knows what the fuck they're saying. And I'm gonna
flag your I'm gonna something your felt, I'm gonna flag your felt or something
like. I don't know what the fat brother, the fat brother really big
t. I don't remember exactly I countered them in the game. I only
keep seeing clips of them. So when I played the first time, which
was in twenty eighteen or whatever, I I just didn't encounter them, and
I've just seen clips of them. Follow you to the ends of the earth.
It's so funny. The drug you what the best thing. The best
area in that game is once you get to the swamp, once you get
to that little plantation, area near the swamp area. That is the part
of the game to really explore. You find like the fucking wood do you
find like the fucking like swamp people, you find all those wild alligators,
you find that family. Like that part of the game is the best area.
Like real is enjoy the sandbox and playing. It's so fun, Stony,
that's it's yeah, sure, pretty sure, Yeah, Santany, I'm
pretty sure that's what that is. Area is so fucking fun, dude,
it's so much ship you find the clan find the Plan is still one of
my favorite moments in that game. Bro, make sure it's yeah, so
clan. Uh. There was a guy that tied up Lenny and then delivered
No, no, it wasn't Lenny. I think a random black dude.
I can't remember. Some guy was like, what happens if you tie up
a black guy and delivered to the clan. They didn't, they didn't do
anything. They didn't. I was like it was a missed opportunity that Rockstar
didn't actually trigger something if you did that. Yeah, like you put him
down, but then the guy just ends up killing everybody in the clan afterwards
because he's like whatever, might as well he sets himself on fire. He
runs, and everybody else there, everybody burns the death God. I love
that game. Man, such a good video game. It's great. I
keep wanting to play, but I gotta, I gotta get through. I'm
doing the World Tour Shoe five or six right now. I'm having fun with
it. I'm going to play techand probably I'm gonna probably break because every black
person plays Tech and it's a kind of part of the I'm looking and like,
there's look like I looked up I looked up Death. I look up
Death Blossom's other residents, other version, and there's not even a mention of
another version. So either I am so so here the thing. Either I
am their biggest fan, which is probably not impossible, or and I just
happened to find that in in a in a way that no other actively online
member has, or you should message them. I gotta, I gotta go
on there. Reddit be like, does anybody else please? I don't normally
turn to Reddit, but I need I need to be saved here. Do
any of you go to Reddit? The rights against Subreddit or whatever? Be
like, do any of you any of you remember an alternate version of this
song? Please please say yes. Also, I don't care if you have
just please say yes. We have homeless panhandlers that will clip this and send
it to the rise against singer. Yeah, we'll get to the bottom.
You guys will have dishes. You guys have pans and pails, dishes and
plates. Fucking bum bastards, rat, bum red and bum. I'm a
little bummed out that I never I'm a little I'm not that I'm entitled to
it, but I have a little bummed out that I did all those covers
and I never heard anything from them m that ship, especially because like specifically
specifically because I did one cover, one Nico Vega cover and they immediately responded,
And I was just like, well, come on, I have ship.
Did I tell you when fucking shovel from System saw my cover and didn't
fucking say anything? Or I'm like it cost you nothing to even just double
tap it, bro, And then I had to find out from fucking what
was her name, amber amber Rose? Fucking amber Rose that like she sent
me the screenshot like, oh yeah, I heard it was dope, Like
what just crazy, Derek, Yeah, that is a crazy That is a
that is a weird thing. That has just occurred. Really weird. They
don't even know about this, the new listeners. Long story short, I
really used to cover of no Mario Judah right, remember Mario Juda was the
thing during the pandemic, and did the cover of his song. Uh,
and then yeah, that shit was funny. But that's fun Come on,
man, that's you know. That was that was the fun I was tagging
you and ship. So Azalea Banks saw it, uh, put me in
her story. So then other people saw it. That's how Amber Rose saw
it. We were talking a little bit and then Azalea Banks wanted to come
to my house. She wanted to come to my house to record something,
and I'm like, no, you don't understand. I'm in a bomb ass
like I was. I'm in South Central in a dilapidated fucking house that probably
has mold in it. For sure has rats in it, because my fucking
grandma's house was just completely untaken care of before she died. So then I
was there and I was telling her, do you have a studio because you
can't come here because you'll never come back. For sure, there's for sure
rats. Yeah, there was rat. There is rat. I saw those
pieces of ship, fucking like I brought in some CARNIEA saw the fries,
and then I went to go like take a piss or something. And then
I'm like, something's I like, I heard something like something's off, and
I'm looking by the bookcase, and that little fuck jumped off the bookcase.
He did his little flattening thing under my door, and I'm just like,
fuck this place. There's fucking on your on your he didn't get there.
If I would have probably took a ship or something left long enough, they
probably would have had a fucking like a party. But luck left walking out
of the bathroom to see a rat shiitting on your food and then leaving and
running away that fucking I had PTSD for a while. Man, that hated
that ship. But I was there and I fixed rats. I hate rats
with a pat Like when I was when I was little, Me and my
dad like sometimes like like we would end up I don't know, like at
like a family house or like or just somewhere we would have to we would
we would go hunting mices and we would just we would. We would.
We'd have to kill him. We'd have to put them in a bag and
bash him against the stairs that I I wish you didn't remind me of that.
I remember you said that that I would get a bunch of rats,
right, and then I put them in a freezer. Okay, let's read
the credits. Is where that stopped. I think that's the funniest place for
them to stop already. I wish we already read the credits, because that
would have that would have been a perfect cold like a cold exit. Right,
put a bunch of rats in the freezer, I would. I would
tricked up with toys and cheese, and then I'd put them in a freezer.
I'd leave him there. Toys. You would rites rats with toys,
not even food or bait, just toys. What rats like? Dutch?
We gotta get rid of these rats? What do rats like? I don't
know? Game boys? Game Boy, game Boy. He don't play with
it no more, not since you found out about fishing. I don't care
about all that old stuff. Could you imagine a kid get like? Imagine
me the kid is like, what do you like doing? I really like
fishing. It's like all that kid's gonna kill somebody, negroes up. You
imagine a world where technology reverses and like I can't like like really conceptualizes for
a moment, Like your grandparents grew up with like high end PCs that could
run like incredible simulated realities, and then we are born into like like the
p S two, like where things are like really really simple, but like
there's one now now we would be like we'd be in like the Atari.
Oh my god. So you know a scenario where he's like where you're like,
yeah, I gave Jack my old steam deck, but he's just too
interested in hitting rats with a stick outside. Steam deck is lame. Steam
deck is lame. You're not even seeing the world around you, dad.
It's it's just the same. It's the same exact like conversation that that we
have generationally now, but like completely reversed. You're you're always looking at your
phone, Dad, Like you're always looking at your fucking phone. Why don't
you go outside and breathe in the fresh air. The idea of kids,
a bunch of kids chasing on a rat with a bunch of sticks and slamming
the slaming those sticks on that rat and it squeals and it keeps trying to
run, and then you hit it one time and it doesn't have it.
I need to run anymore. You just start Little Jack. You know,
Little Jack, He's just these He's in a lot of video games. He
just likes to go outside, look at the scar, you look at the
stars, and try not to be scared. That's it. That's all he
does. Tries not to fear the sky. It's a favorite pastime of all
the West people. All right, let's let's read these fucking credits. God
damn it. I feel like I feel like this is gonna be one of
those episodes where we go off the risk like case and hurry down. We've
only we've only got twenty minutes before the stay to play. We gotta go
two one start now. I just I know, I just hold that.
I have to scroll down all the way to make sure it wasn't on,
like it didn't load fifty pages again. Uh fuck bitch ass Patreon, this
website can suck by fucking balls and my dick and my cock. Chris,
thanks for not making the two hundred guests be Julia, Luis Driyfs duct taped
to a chair. Glad Sween talked you out of it. He did,
he did it was it was my main That's all I wanted. But now
if I had a time machine, I don't even I don't think people are
even aware of how selfish I would be, because that's I think all I
would do. I would marry in that fact time when she's still before she
knows who she is yet, and I'd I'd bang up one, I'd bang
her up one or two, I'd marry that. I'd marry her for sure.
Like, that's so much money, that's so much fucking rich, dude.
She she's rich, funny and at the time pretty fucking hot. So
like to me, that's like, what the fuck, there's like literally rich,
she's nepple rich. Then she's earned her own money rich as well.
Yeah, and it's crazy crazy dude. Yeah, yeah, well it would
be cool. But a few times I wish I had a time machine,
but we stopped making those because the kids just weren't interested. We were once
able to transcend. Everybody wants to play cash so outrageous. They're just fucking
toys essentially. Yeah, they don't want to play with their domichine. No,
mo. They don't want to go back and laugh at They don't want
to go back and laugh at George Washington's stupid fucked up teeth. No more.
That was all we used to do in high school. We'd go study,
we'd skip study all to go to seventeen seventy six poke funded George watching
just gross fucking lead wooden chompers and leave. Now now you'd be hard pressed
to see a kid even make a Facebook post. So lazy. Damn oh,
damn shit. There's something about comparing that fantastical nature with like that Monday,
Like what was it that yesterday we were talking about too, like kingson
the Vegeta as a streamer or like no, Derek, it was Derek's joke
from like like like a million podcasts ago where just Derek like brought up the
prospect of Vegeta as a streamer and it's just like the idea that is so
like I we were talking about that yesterday we'll playing Haley. We were talking
about like the idea that like his gimmick would be that he would be the
only streamer that you could swat because he's not in any danger, he's actually
not threatened by and so like it's so like you'd be playing like pow World
or something and then like he gets swatted and then you go like real original
guys, and then you have to like just to explain it to the police
that like, hey, you can't hurt me, you should simply leave.
He should Thanks for the thanks for the gifted sub hype train. All right,
let's get the fuck out of here. Uh Patreon cuts off my Nay
the UK English dub of dragon Ball bargains imprisoning me. All that I see
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Where you like? Where you come? Uh? An infinity symbol? I
love that is? That is when you are so hard you create affinity stone
or her coochs. I want to come in infinity. I'm gonna work on
that. Yeah, you're not an infinity stone and A don't know why people
haven't thought to do that. Sure, that's crazy. Why haven't people thought
to do that to come the infinity? Yeah? I don't know. Yeah,
why haven't people thought about like doing simple things to get rich, like
pressure cooking coal into diamonds? Like I don't understand, Yeah, I don't,
I don't get why not The answer is right in front of you,
stupid, Yeah, dummy. What I don't understand is a lot of people
before back in the days where like people you know, could hit their kids.
Why wouldn't pople be like, hey, I'll be your kid for you
and making a money like making a money maker. Well, it used to
be that everybody beat the kids. What if you like, I'm tired,
I gotta work and everything about, I'll beat the funk out of the kid
for free, dude, for free. Then the end of their life,
I would do it for you for free. They're already they're already beat up
for free. That's what being a kid is. At that time. You
just get you either you get beat up, and then you get scoliosis at
a wildly young age, and then you pass away in your late thirties and
then that's it. When you have that much lead in your everything, you
know, how do you not get scolios? You're just all like you cut
your cut your finger and you start writing with it like a pencil and then
he just there you go, let me go. Chris only likes j okay.
So we read this last time, but Derek wasn't here because it's internet
cutout. For that episode, Chris only likes Julia Louis drives because he kind
of looks like her. What's going on? What is this? What do
you mean? I mean? Did I miss something? Like the pregnancy of
that pause was crazy? No? Like, so I tweeted like a thirst
trap of Julius. No, no, what happened was Smoky tweeted about?
She tweeted Smoky? My friend apparently tweeted thinking about that time that I looked
at my friend's phone when he opened TikTok and it automatically opened to a Julia
Luis Dreyfus fan edit, and everybody in the comments was tagging me. It's
like, it's obviously Chris. It's obviously Chris. It's obviously Chris. And
then so I and so I posted the edit because of course naturally I downloaded
it. Uh So I posted it on Twitter and I was like, stop
attacking me or why am I being bullied? And then it exploded. So
that's that's why it's being referenced a lot. But I look like this woman
at all. I don't understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah I don't.
I don't know about that. Yeah I wish I did. Oh my god,
I was like Juli Louie Dreyfus, I, Oh, I'd be,
well, first of all, I would, I'd have a way different career
path I'd be I'd be making Buco bucks on OnlyFans right now? Uh sure
would Heath Smoker canceling my patren to afford my health insurance week week week weak
sauce. Boo, how boo something of that? Just the way you,
the way you cocked it back and ended it so quick. It was like
because usually the people like Boo, I did draw like trying to scare somebody
Boo Like it was like it was a statement. Yeah, it was almost
like a matter of fact, I feel it like I want you to feel
it, like a doken you know, I always want you to get hit
by it, like Boo, like you suck. Oh fuck, it really
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The Star Tank is my favorite Marx this podcast JK. Y'all libs, But
I still love you. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you,
thank you, thank you so much, despite the fact that we are indeed
libtards. Yeah, no, you're can. I have Karl Marx on my
fucking I worship him. Nigga were talking about he's he's behind my fucking foam.
Yeah, I have, I have. I have various dangerous beliefs that
I cannot express without the risk of getting everything canceled. Amen. So there
are some things I agree with that are not respectable with. So I won't.
I won't say this because I know you can get in trouble for saying
it. But you know I am tired of Well, no, I shouldn't
say I'm not tired. I'm This is my pitch for a show. Okay,
my pitch for a for a new show is about a guy who is
tired of pretending like there are certain people who shouldn't die? You know,
that's that's that's the name, that's the that's the show. That's that's the
pitch. Like this, this guy is kind of tired of having to pretend
like they're you know that politicians shouldn't have guillotines wheeled up to their estates.
You know. But that's the show. That's the show that I'm talking about.
It's not I would never express I would never express something like that because
that would be dangerous. But like, but with you know, this is
just the pitch that I'm working on for this, for this show. Greenlit
is all I'm saying, green Lit, Greenlit killer. I think, yeah,
I hate pretending like that's that's yeah, whatever, fucking carry on with
the Britain slander. Britain slander. Shit sucks here. Listening to Sweeny makes
me consider says and Chris used your ass as a condom for my shotgun,
or I'll use your assess a condom for my shotgun. Baller of the first
sin spum befutters, excuse me. I'd like you to imagine Jill Valentine.
Like the politeness of this, I'd like you to imagine Jill Valentine, getting
deep dicked by Crash Bandicoot. Thanks, Wow, Wow, woa whoa,
what's really whoa? There it is? Yeah, I will say so this
this so I know when you were trying the motor boat, that was a
fucking whoa. That was really good. Actually, that actually sounded a lot
like the fucking that was like Michael Winslow fucking police Academy ship. That was
like really jarring igod that was It's very flattering. That's such a dating.
That's such a dated reference. By right, there's probably only yeah, yeah,
you have to be a certain age because I barely know that, like
like that was old to me, so like there's no it's like, oh
yeah, fucking there's three that's that might as well be the three Stooges.
It might as well, yeah yeah yeah crash. So the image that I
know you wanted me to imagine Crash Bandicoot fucking Joe Valentine. But like all
you've done was by saying this, you've actually put me in the scenario where
I'm fucking Joe Valentine because I was because there was a point where I where
I was living with my friends, my so called friends who are supposed to
love and care and support me. Where I walked out in shorts with no
shirt because it was I don't know, man, it's that's just how I
dress usually when I'm at home, Like I'm not gonna wear clothes and get
them all sweaty and dirty if I'm not going outside. Also, it's I
live in La so it's hot. So I'm walking around and I walk into
the kitchen and a bunch of our friends are over, and then my roommate
says she she turns to me, they're watching TV in the living room.
You're there to Kingston, I think, and she said, you you look
like crash bandicoot because I have I have a bit of a dorito frame.
And I was wearing the fucking blue shorts, and I just felt so insult
I threw those shorts away by the way, I had them shorts that I
threw away because of that, I was like, I can't, I don't
like me that were they were they like jean shorts or were they just blue
colors? Yeah? Like they were they were they were denim shorts. Well,
to be fair, they did. They sucked. Also, like I
already didn't like them, so to then be compared to crash bandicoot and and
not like him. I'm like, no, I'm not gonna be compared to
a fictional Australian Marsupial or whatever the fuck he is. For clothing, I
don't even like. I've been debating on getting back into them because I was
into them when I was like six seventh grade. And yeah, yeah,
when I was six seventh grade. I think that's when I think it's appropriate
for kids to wear jeorts. I think a lot of especially lute between Jordan
Daisy Duke, I completely agree, because the only ones that I own now
are I cut my black jeans into Georgs and they look good, but they're
not proper blue fucking you know, tapered. You know what I mean that
those are, George. You're you're edging that line, bro, Yeah right,
well let's edge you. Let's edge you even further. Jolly you gotta
hurry up. We have nine minutes, all right, Well, all right,
we'll do it, jolly old dipshit. The media cinematic universe, uh
boofing, fermented piss and a Ford f one fifty to achieve heaven, becoming
homeless, to support the homies. All right, we lost that that we
lost that person with the hell in Schurts. We got a we got a
homeless man, ciphergraph gay. Peter Parker be like, I'm gonna put some
dick in your mouth. Blue eyes, white drag, queen, nice dragon
nice, and that's you, you gay ho, you gay ho, you
gay so dumb. Uh Oh my god, demanding royalties from Derek since he
used one of my lyrics for the gay you. It was this person I
didn't know who. It was, the Yummy Cummy Land. It was the
Yummy Cummy Land. That was a snark tank line, something brilliant. We
didn't mention it, uh when we talked about the Ben Shapiro thing, you
did because we kind of we kind of get got past it. But when
you said leave my ass at jar, I laughed out loud, very loud,
like very loudly. I was very proud of that line. I was
very proud of that because I was like trying to what what can I get
to rhyme? And I was like, oh my god, that's perfect.
Leave my ass it jar, this jar, it's like just leave it.
If you know what a jar means, it's like this. So it's very
good, like like loosely like loosely open that is left open. This is
beautiful. I just wanted to I just wanted to mention that because it cracked
me up. Uh all right, Chris Gregn's obnoxiously loud sigh. I do,
I do so sigh loudly. Oh well, greetings and salutations. Welcome
back to Snark Tank, a gay racist uh podcast. This episode three hundred,
This episode three hundred. My name is Colin Morireaty and I'm gay Andy.
Why why you so gay? So Andy? Why you so gay?
Are you homo? Andy? You've been dicked down, You've been fucked in
your smooth booty hole. Uh. Sweeney's superpower is being confidently wrong. Back
to Tank of com Caucasian Container and the cracker barrow for gays. Donald Trump
burping on Dom's clit, fight me, Greg Miller for what you've done to
my boo? Do Christian girls squored? Holy water? King Kong's ding Dong
rode in. All I want to do is bust inside a guy or two.
I'll fuck him and then I'll fuck you. Thank God, We're day
no rain. She picked it on my pip up possum can't smell and Chris
is kind of right. Oh that's interesting. Okay, So that's so he
can't. This guy can't. He doesn't have a sense of smell, but
he can. But there is something that's interesting. That idiot has partial damage
to his ability to We already we already have not already to be able to
smell. That guy's a fucking retard. I'm sure of it. I'm sure
he's a fucking idiot. People are so stupid. If you cannot smell,
he already went out. That's not about that. We had this conversation.
How do you forget? Do you just not have object permanence? But with
conversations Chris, No, I'm telling you that the way he's perceiving things are
is wrong. It's not if you he has partial it's partial sense of your
sense of You are blind, but you're not. You're not stopping you never
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Man, a man actually shot on a woman's head during a threesome legends.
Oh my god, oh my, I am sorry. I am so sorry
we didn't mention this. This is huge news for me. Oh my god,
next episode. Fuck, I can't believe we didn't talk about this.
What made what made it funny, What made it funny is what Derek made
it funny is that me and cristore Like, I bet Derek was like in
the room of that happening, like drinking at you while man was fucking this
bit the shatou her fucking head. Dude, I to another dimension of insanity
reading his text messages. We got We're gonna read him out on the next
show. Well, yeah, there in, let's do it. Let's stand
Yeah, let's do the next episode about it, or we do the extramo
about it. Honestly on the extra that's holy shit, holy shit. I'm
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