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Hey, look, he's hey,
look he's it day. Look. I'll

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try to clap lout as hard as
I can so I don't die in my

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sleep. Yeah, that would be
the goal. I don't clap as hard

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as I can, I die.
Why do you why do you think that

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we've defaulted to clapping as like the
universal symbol of like, oh good job,

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you know what I mean? Person? The people that were clapping can

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hear it. They can hear us
doing it, I guess, But why

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not? Like I guess we do
scream. These people do scream and shout

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and let it all out. But
I don't know, Clapping just seems strange

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because like sometimes I don't know,
man, Sometimes I'll be like at like

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a concert or something, or or
I'll be at like a place where there's

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like some some ship like that going
on, and people are like really like

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that, like it can't not hurt, you know what I mean, Like

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it can't not hurt the way they're
doing it, And I just I worry

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about those people, but not really, I don't care what. I don't

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want to. You didn't you know
what you're lying? You didn't worry about

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too bad? All you don't care
about those people. Yeah, I worry

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about the mindset of somebody who would
do that to their own hands to simply

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display approval that could really be easily
shown by doing by putting in half as

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much effort. Like I just that, I just don't really don't you really

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don't. I think I think you
want to care. You think it's a

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fad. You don't give a fuck
A fad? Yeah a fat that bad

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bad? Oh, yeah, people
should care. That's not what that thought.

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That's not what that is at all. That's not what that is at

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all. Never mind, this is
we're getting off topic. Welcome to Sart

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Tank uh uh, a podcast that
we do every now and again. What

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do we remember to do it?
When Sweeney remembers the log in for our

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patreon we post, we post these
episodes. What I post them all the

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time? I just don't post the
link, you know what I haven't posted,

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So I don't think I posted discord
on like last night. Let me

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see if I did. Yeah,
I bet I bet you didn't. That's

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that's insane if you haven't done.
Because that we talked about that like two

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days ago or something. I remember
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I was about to say, I
was like, I was like, I

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just want not post it then,
because again be broken a probably it's like

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another broken link. There's something it's
always there's always something wrong. There's always

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something wrong. We appreciate all of
our homeless listeners, all of our people

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are denizens on the street, slurping
rats out of the sewers and bubbling,

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bubbling their little boys for dinner.
I was playing, we were playing these

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ladles sewage water and rats. Imagine
sewage water and rat stew. Was it

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was it on this show Kingston that
we were talking about sucking worms out of

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the dirt. I can't remember what
the rains has got ghots outside really giddyly.

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It's that sucking the worms off the
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that. So we were so,
I we're gonna get into questions obviously,

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and there's some stuff to talk about, like with Suicide Squad, but I

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do want to mention this before we
before I forget, because Kingson and I

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were playing We're playing Haley yesterday and
we I don't know what happened exactly,

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but we ended up on this tangent
where we couldn't stop impersonating an alternate sl

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an alternate Sylvester Stallone who had spent
his entire life drinking piss and not knowing

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that people didn't have to do that
for like a good forty minutes, and

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it was probably like the highlight of
my week. I think I think it

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made me smile. So ho was
so funny? Because Lily thought it was

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the least funny shit ever. Lily
got mad. She she actually like,

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I've never heard Lily this angry.
Like she came into the room and said,

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I hope you like she like threatened. She threatened us basically like she

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said, I hope you get hurt. Really, I hope you get hit

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by a car and die. Like
Lily said this for Badi with her voice.

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Is she like a diehard Sylvester Stallone
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first of all, that was that
was part of the conversation where it's like,

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is she a big fan of Sylvester
Saloon and she's like offended that we're

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disrespecting him, or is she a
piss drinker and she's offended that we're mocking

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mad? That's why she was.
I remember seeing her look slightly angry and

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we're talking about that horror film.
We're talking about that dude fucking drinking piss

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all the time, like she did
look a little mad after that. I'm

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not gonna lie. It ain't good. It ain't good. It's scary.

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It's she very yeah, you got
yeah, you know how to do.

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I'm completely I'm completely against this.
I'm completely against you putting cameras in the

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bathroom for obvious reasons. But I
imagine she probably fucking in like like like

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the dog, you know, when
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She just like that the only way
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it noticing, right, because if
you come out and drink, you guys

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got something you got to talk about
it? Are you guys saying I like

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this right now? She just tect
that literally, look look here, that's

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so funny, that angry face.
Abojeez, Yeah, pretty good, that's

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pretty good. I mean the simple
Okham's razor suggests that, you know,

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she's just a gargler of the piss, just like sy Lester salone, just

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like we were talking about. Finally, like as long as you can find

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pissed, like Selester Salon likes it
was that interview he gave where it's like,

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listen, that'd be drinking piss with
five years old could drinkings. Don't

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like a good couple of piss in
the morning. Hunting is mandatory. I

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think a good glass mandatory. Wake
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to bed, piss myself. You
know, the producers made me change the

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the eggs scene where I drink the
bro eggs because they may be changed.

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You have seen Cocky, right.
I try to fight for the piss,

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but they said that the audience.
Yeah. I tried to convince the director.

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I tried to convince the direct let's
me drink pits screen. I feel

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like it was the best way to
convey Wrecky's dedication to be because but they

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just like just word heaven is something
about it being fucking disgusting. It's fucking

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scary that I should I should find
people. People will sit here and drink

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a glass of water. It won't
fucking bad. And I but when I

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start gargling down all the pits I
can find, everybody gets mad at me.

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I can't believe I was forty five
years old when I learned that other

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liquids were simply just mixes for different
pisces. That's how when I when I

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was a child, my dad were
purposely pissing every picture of lemonade I can

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find, just to give us the
flavor we desired. Like, yeah,

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it's not even a good impression.
I love it's it sounds like Sylvester Salona

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if it was a clown. That's
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he sounds like really but deep deep
voice Jimmy from South Park, that's all

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the time, is a little bit
islightly so Gester. He's so shut the

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fuck up, Chris Well. Jester
is amazing, amazing photo in my head,

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which is one of those like three
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piss and a crazy straw. Just
just the straw is so skilly, it's

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dangerous. It's almost it goes in
so many different directors. It takes him.

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It's coming. He's wearing he's wearing
he's wearing one of those Jester hats.

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But it's like it's also a soda
drink hat and it's so full of

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piss and the straws are so fucking
outrageous. It takes like if from the

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second he starts sucking, it takes
a minute for the liquid to get to

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it. That's crazy. Imagine being
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through. That's so much ever to
get there. He's got the biggest lungs,

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so because he just takes these huge
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just suck for a minute to make
sure he quenches his thirst by body.

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By the way, I get to
what you aired, by buddy, because

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all these years of drinking piss,
it's eroded by esophagus, said inter lining

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in my mouth. There's a lot
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He gargles, pissing missed, dude, when you start and Jimmy follon,

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welcome to my stupid show we have
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And that's why I asked you a
quick question. How did you get into

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a drinking pish? I'm funny,
please please club. Well, I was

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bored. I was. I was
bored pissing it by own bath. I

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thought this is the way to live. I thought, there's no I love

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pissing. See I was bored on
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I pissed it my own bath,
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lo That's so funny, funny than
anything I could ever think of. That

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is such a that's so funny.
That's just the is going on some carde

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watch Please stop gurgling piss for one
minute and answer my questions. Welcome,

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Welcome, Welcome to the Late Show. Welcome to the Late Show. This

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is and this is our newest segment, carpool and gargle piss with Sylvester st

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Alone. There's just two people on
a really long, boring commute gurgling piss

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the whole time. What's funked up
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actually, like, God, why
would you watch that? For what purpose?

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You? You wouldn't watch various celebrities
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with Jimmy Fallon in a car commuting
gurgling piss a whole time. Dude,

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I would watch it for a little
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would not make that a regular watch
of mine. Yeah, you get.

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I want to see it at least
a few seconds from every celebrity, like

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I want to see fucking Taylor Swift
and you know, just you're the biggest

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celebrity on earth right now. Just
fucking gargling, like really fucking dark piss,

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you know, piss someone who's severely
dehydrated. But she's just like yeah,

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and then she just like doing her
I don't know whatever song she has.

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There's one with Summer. It's crazy. It is crazy to me that,

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like you said, Taylor Swift,
and it's funny because that's the first

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thing I thought too. And it's
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the default celebrity. Like even the
people who like, like, I'm not

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even like a fan of Taylor Swift, not like a hater or anything,

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but it's just like it's just not
for me whatever. Yeah, I mean,

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she's just objectively the biggest celebrity on
the planet right now, Like I

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don't know, yes, she by
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Drake's even fucking jealous of her success. He's even took a little shot at

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her in one of his bars as
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number one, but obviously Taylor did. Nobody, no one, no one's

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gonna touch that ship. And yeah, speaking of Taylor Swift, there is

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something we could talk about. I
just learned about that. Uh So the

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Taylor Swift is dating a guy named
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doesn't matter what he is, but
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for the baby. Yeah he's a. Yeah, he's a. He's a.

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He plays, he's one of the
enforcers in in soccer ball or whatever

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it's called. He's a short for
the Kansas City Knicks. Yeah, like

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the Kansas City Stevie's the Kansas City
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he want a ticket to the Stanley
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and the the right it is in
Unison, they all, I guess since

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she's just like, I don't even
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I think she's definitely, you know, she's like Shiminism or something.

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I guess. I just I think
by default, I just don't know if

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she's ever like, actually came out
other than saying, hey, register to

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vote, and she she has she
has talked about I feel like I remember

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a video where she was I mean, this might be a dream, I

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don't know, but I have.
I don't know why I would be dreaming

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about Taylor Swift's political opinions. I
feel like it's real. But there's a

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video of I think there's a video
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the responsibility to like not put like
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possible. And she's definitely not like
a Trump person, so like you can

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be, you can just kind of
assume. I don't know why I remember

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this video. I stumble across it
on Twitter or some I think because the

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right was angry about it. Actually, like straight up, I think you're

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probably right, Yeah, you're probably
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even though I definitely know she has
not endorsed anyone for president this cycle

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or anything. But they're all there's
this grand conspiracy that the first of all,

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that they're saying the NFL is rigged. There's the crazes always say it's

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rigged, no matter what. I
just learned this yesterday that there's a conspiracy

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that the logo of the NFL,
depending on the colors, determines who wins

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because it's happened a couple of times. Essentially, it's happened like three times.

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Yeah, so basically when it shows
the logo, it'll show usually two

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colors in whichever color has the less
of it wins. And that's basically it

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actually coincidentally has happened, but like
out of fifty something Super Bowls, it's

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only happened recently, and it's just
you people latching on any kind of coincidence

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possible. And now they're saying,
oh, since Taylor Swims dating Travis Kelsey,

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of course the Chiefs made it to
the Super Bowl. I'm like,

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nigga, they've been three out of
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amazing later. Probably he's probably gonna
possibly be better than Tom Brady, like

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Patrick Mahomes is arguably bro. He's
he's the most likely to reach that height,

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he's most likely to pose to I
dude, he's so young, Derek

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stops. There's not We're not a
sports podcasting podcast, but it is very

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me and you. I don't know. I didn't know Kingston was such a

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big fan of kissing your dad on
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the best quarterback of all time because
that was my only team I like.

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But I'd only watched like maybe like
six game of season, so I'm gonna

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hold off was a Patriot fans fucking
sick, bitch. I don't know.

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Yeah, I didn't know. You're
into kissing fucking boys on lips too.

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It's kind of weird. Look I'm
kissing my son on the lips. Until

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he's like, hey, Dad,
that's weird. He's like, Dad,

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that's weird. I'm like, I'm
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I ain't teaching my son and tendencies, man, I ain't teaching what did

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you say? What did you say, Pope Benedict? Is that what he

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said? Wait, everybody repeat what
they just said. Everybody here, let's

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just repeat themselves. I'm just saying
like, I ain't teaching my son incess

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tendencies, man, I ain't trying
to have my son reluctantly fucking make out

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with me and ship kissing that motherfucker
on the lips the hell reluctantly. Yeah,

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because that because that's all every single
time everything, every single time you

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see a little boy kiss their their
son or something like that or whatever,

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the son's always like eh, he's
always like he always wipes it off and

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he's like yuck. It's always but
it's like, oh, that's cute.

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That's what boys so cute. And
I'm like, how about maybe it's just

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being boys, screaminy, just straight
up. You gotta be you you.

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You have to be Italian for that
to be okay. You know that's like

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you because that's because that's the culture
there. Like they just make out with

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each other. It's like, hey, to how you're doing my nostrils,

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cut tongue my nostrils, Tony,
come on, what are you doing?

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Show me some luck? And then
they slurp on each other, but the

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blowing them a yeah, fucking five
minute blow job just for a greet.

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I love the idea. I love
the idea of like shaking hands with like

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an Italian mobster, and then for
like two frames they're sixty nine ing naked

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vertically and then like on the third
frame, they're back to normal. They're

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back to normal, two solid frames
of real amazing. They pulled their fucking

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clothes up that fast, full contact. They're full I've noticed, I've a

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big cheat code to make me laugh
is just do something really fast and impossible

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right and then pretend like it never
happened. Like I feel like a lot

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of I feel like that's why smiling
friends did it a lot for me.

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Zach's show friend of the show Zax, because there's so many moments in that

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show where people just like move like
mega quick and it's just and it's fucking

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kills me. I don't know what
it is. That's one thing that I

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noticed about Family Guy back in the
day, or like a oh yeah,

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like oh something and then all of
a sudden, Peter falls and breaks the

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table impossibly fast within a fra or
something. The position he's in, it

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is like impossible to be like that
position where his leg is bent and his

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arm has bent the wrong way.
I love that shit classic. Is that

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the most iconic thing to come out
of Family Guy? In my opinion?

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Yes, But do you know what
In my opinion, no, no,

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no, no, I think I
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that fall is up there for sure. Uh. In my opinion, just

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that that frame fucking that that's no
diggity giggity kragmiers lab is the most iconic.

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No, it isn't. No,
it isn't. I think it is

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a catchphrase. But but what I
mean is when I don't think so at

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all? But what what so?
What I mean by icon I don't mean

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necessarily like a catchphrase. It's not
like, oh, Steve Overkle, Like

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did I do that? You know
what I mean? Like there's there's catchphrases

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like that and Family Guy or whatever
like that's that's like the Chicken Fights.

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I get it, but like there, like there are other shows. I'll

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put it this way, like that
fall is almost like the Wilhelm scream of

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like of Family Guy, because I've
seen a lot of like screenshots of cartoons

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where characters have fallen in that exact
way and it's no mistake, Like it's

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very clearly like this is the Family
Guy fall because it's funny, and that's

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interesting to me because I don't I
can't think of I can't think of an

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example of like the Simpsons having something
like that, even though the Simpsons is

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objectively like a more iconic show,
you know what I mean, where like

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there's more like icon moments to it, or like there's more like memorable jokes

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or whatever, or like catchphrases or
quotes, like I've ever seen something from

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the Simpsons translate to to like so
many other things like that. So that's

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that. I don't know. Yeah, that's a really weird tangent, but

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it's great. I mean that I
feel like it's something that only cartoons was,

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you know, obviously able to get
away with. And it's something that

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I'm actually surprised that a lot of
cartoons never did it as far as even

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just not even falling, just something
happening something there was nothing right. There's

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just like probably two seconds of dead
air and then in the next frame,

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boom, there is the result,
like whether it's a fall or someone gets

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punched or something something happening like that
that it didn't happen very often or if

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at all. When I'm trying to
I'm trying to rack my brain. And

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so yeah, they kind of mastered
that, so good on them, most

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iconic. So I Google. So
I write Family Guy into Google, and

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the first thing that comes up.
I've never googled this before is Family I

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death pose, which is what is
fucking what about? What about the knee

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thing? Then fitting his knee?
That's but that's a joke. It's like

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it's the exaggerated thing. Is is
a great moment. It's probably one of

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the most memorable moments of Family Guy. But as far as like something that

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was like influential and something that something
that I personally liked the most about it

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is that style, because I love
that style of comedy where that's what I

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love when people do it. For
example, they do it a lot,

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and even in YouTube videos where they
may be saying something, they say something

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absolutely absurd and then maybe they'll either
pause for a second and then just immediately

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cut to the next thing, kind
of like it's just like that that disruption,

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that sudden switch or that from you
just cut out all of the bullshit

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in the in between. Like imagine
if Peter fell and you saw every frame

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of it and it was like as
like as how an actual human would fall,

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wouldn't translate, it just wouldn't.
It wouldn't be nearly as funny as

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it just he it already fell,
he's done, he's twisted, he's fucked

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up, table's broken, or something
like that, or like press like it's

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a great it's such a funny fucking
post. Uh. But anyway, I

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don't I don't know what the fun
we're talking about. We're talking about Tom

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Brady molesting something. I don't know
whatever I was just saying. Taylor Swift,

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Taylor Swift has become the the boogeyman
for for uh, for conservatives because

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they're they're scared. They're scared that
and the NFL is rigged, and every

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conspiracy theory that you can think of
is because of and oh I know what

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they found out. They so Taylor's
Uh so they you know, obviously a

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lot of people on that over there
anti Semitic, you know, all these

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fucking Jewish based lasers. You heard
Marjorie Taylor Green and blah blah blah bla

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blah. So George Soros is somebody
who they despise for similar reasons. You

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know, he owns a lot of
left leaning media, and apparently there's a

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handful of people, including himself,
that owns Taylor Swift's music that that guy,

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Scooter whatever the Fuck's sold Oh yeah, yeah yeah. And because of

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that, so she made her own
music, right, there's the Taylor's versions

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or Taylor Swift version of stuff.
Uh. They think that George Sorows is

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controlling her, even though she's pissed
off at George Soros and and alike for

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not for owning her music and not
selling it to her. She wants her

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masters. And they're saying, oh, she's controlled by this guy, And

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I'm like, it's the fucking opposite, dude. The people love that guy.

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People don't. It's wild. It
is wild how people think about something.

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For exactly like if the if a
complete thought is a staircase, people

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get on the first step and they
go like, yep, I'm on the

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second floor now, and they just
they don't think yeah for even like a

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minute longer about like where they've arrived
in the In these situations, it really

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is, It really is baffling.
But I did see that too, Like

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I did see a bunch of people
talking about how like, oh, it's

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the super Bowl is rigged And honestly, I don't know, man, Like

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I don't know enough about sports to
even contend with it. Like that sounds

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like something that might like I could
see that being like I could see easily

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like ratings minded, money minded people
being like, dude, Taylor Swift needs

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to be at the fucking super Bowl, Like if we can get Travis Kelcey

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and and and Taylor Swift at the
super Bowl, we'll do it. Like

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I could believe that, But also
like that would be I would be more

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inclined to believe that if that team
just wasn't historically very good, you know

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what I mean, Like if they
weren't already kind of on fire, Like

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if they were just sucking forever and
then all of a sudden they just got

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to spike because they were dating Taylors. So they'd be like there's something there

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for sure, like that, like
that would be like right right, And

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yeah, no, Travis Kelsey's been
one of the most famous people, one

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of the best tight ends. Uh, so naturally she wants to date that

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guy that who's already been in the
limelight. It's just it's not even that

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like the other Like she probably would
have wanted to date Patrick Mahomes, but

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that dude's like married and shit,
he's already good. I'm sure she would

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love to date the most popular guy
in the league. Uh there's another person

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that's uh but anyway, it doesn't
fucking matter. It's people that the conspiracies

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look man. And and I want
to say to the people that would probably

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think, oh, you're being naive, that they're not pulling some type of

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strings. I think to a certain
extent, once they are in a certain

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situation, I wouldn't doubt that.
Say, maybe you pay the referees to

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look the other way in certain instances, or try your best to make these

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people win, but don't make it
obvious because of money. I wouldn't I

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wouldn't even be surprised by that.
But say, for example, if the

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best teams didn't make it, well, you can't fuck well they fucked up.

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Now have to make the best out
of a shady situation. That's basically

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how they would operate. But the
people still have to catch the balls.

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They still have to you know what
I mean? Are they are they fucking

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taking them catching the balls? Or
are they like right, yeah, y'all

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are being people and they're doing everything
exactly as its plan. Like it's a

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fucking play and it's just a perfect
theater, like it's it's completely or it's

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like it's a movie, right,
it's completely manufactured or something. And the

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thing about it is that it would
be it would it would be infinitely harder

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to fake it than it would be
to just simply let it occur, right,

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Like it's kind of like like it's
yeah, I don't know, Yeah,

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it's it's silly. It's silly when
you start, just like your ear

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analogy before in they made it to
the first step and then they kind of

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like just didn't go any further.
They did they didn't think about happy already

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would be Yeah, just as the
first step I'm drinking about Pitts up and

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doing by. There's a derangement.
There's a just a general derangement about so

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many things that like I feel like
it even extends to like the suicide squad

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stuff. Also where like I don't
know why, I don't know why people

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I don't know how people got to
this point where you where you can only

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love something or you can only criticize
something, and there's like no room for

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just acknowledging what is objectively bad about
something or what is measurably bad about something,

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and what is probably not even really
connected to any of that. It's

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either like all of this is terrible
because it's because it's this, or it's

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the best thing I've anyone's ever seen. And I don't know why this has

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happened. It's I don't know how
this happens. People have a weird people

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I don't know either want to ask
you. I've never seen, Sure,

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I've never seen. Look, this
is so this first and foremost shame on

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you people that have spoiled the living
fuck out of this game, because it's

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just not personally I don't give a
shit because I wasn't planning on playing it.

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I just there's too many things in
my back, Like I have no

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interest in playing it right now.
I don't really care personally, but the

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amount of spoils that I've seen,
because I usually actually don't see very many

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spoilers on my timeline doesn't happen very
often, and if I think, if

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I suspect something, I'll just click
away. I saw. So I've seen

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pretty much almost every cut scene on
fucking Twitter, and I saw and here's

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the thing, and here's the thing. I thought when the way that a

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lot of people were preferencing these things
in their captions, I thought, oh,

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this is gonna be fucking terrible.
And this is what it was annoying

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me, like because there was some
dumb stuff, but I thought the way

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that they were talking about it was
as if it was this is so for

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example, you know, spoiler for
anybody. I guess we even even spoilers.

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I think you knew that Batman was
we was up. We can't talk

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about this without like, I'm sorry
if you're if you're excited for suicide Squat

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killed the Justice League. I guess
skipped this conversation. But I mean it's

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I guess for me, I feel
kind of I don't know how you would

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even spoil this game because the game's
the title. Look whatever, there's spoilers

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for to Kill the Justice League.
But yeah, let's let's know what's gonna

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happen. I just want to say, so I saw it. I want

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to get you guys take on this, because I've seen different takes. But

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I saw people that were really upset
about Batman. I guess just they said

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unceremoniously just being shot and that was
it. And I guess from somebody,

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and this is somebody who is a
massive fan of Batman and and Kevin Conroy

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and everything. I saw that,
and I was kind of I felt indifferent.

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I didn't think it was awesome.
I didn't think it was disrespectful in

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my opinion, I just I didn't
feel I thought like I was like that,

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Yeah, that was a scene that
like, just let's get rid of

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him. That's just how I felt. Yeah, yeah, it's not can

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of course go ahead. Yeah,
being killed by Harley Quinn is fucking stupid.

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I'm sorry, I hate Batman by
Harley Quinn. It's fucking retarded.

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You gotta you gotta for what it
is, is what it is, you

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know, what is what it is
at the end of the day, you

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know, but it being Hardy that
killed him. It's outrageous. Seriously,

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put the oh, you're like a
dumb dog that exists in where I am

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and you and you and your your
master get together and do silly things sometimes,

402
00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:56.839
but you're just the dog. So
I was like an animated series.

403
00:30:56.079 --> 00:31:00.160
She almost killed him, Like,
yeah, she's because Batman didn't take her

404
00:31:00.200 --> 00:31:03.640
seriously. But but I just don't. I just almost. You're right,

405
00:31:03.799 --> 00:31:10.240
You're you're right, You're you're But
Harley, you know, it doesn't bother

406
00:31:10.319 --> 00:31:14.319
me. I don't know Harley Harley. I guess Harley has Harley has her

407
00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:22.519
moments throughout her existence of being extremely
on point and focused and then I'm being

408
00:31:22.559 --> 00:31:26.319
a complete joke, you know.
At the same time, the I didn't

409
00:31:26.319 --> 00:31:27.880
really care that much as I'm like, this was gonna happen. Obviously,

410
00:31:27.880 --> 00:31:32.680
obviously they're gonna give Harley to kill
Batman because that's that's that's what the tutor

411
00:31:32.720 --> 00:31:34.480
interconnected characters. You know, Bama
doesn't give a fuck about dead Shot and

412
00:31:34.519 --> 00:31:37.319
all that ship, and that's it's
it's gonna happen. You know, they're

413
00:31:37.319 --> 00:31:41.880
gonna kill everybody. They're gonna somehow
kill Superman. I don't know how these

414
00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:47.920
fucking form comb stains are gonna somehow
kill literally Comminity, but they're gonna do

415
00:31:47.960 --> 00:31:51.359
it somehow. They're gonna kill John, even though John can like knock planets

416
00:31:51.359 --> 00:31:55.359
out of orbit. They're gonna do
this somehow. The moment they killed Flash,

417
00:31:55.400 --> 00:31:56.880
I was like, Oh, they're
gonna be able to kill everybody because

418
00:31:56.880 --> 00:32:00.640
Flash is the hardest to kill out
of all of them. I should just

419
00:32:00.680 --> 00:32:02.480
go back in time and beat up
your mom while she's pregnant with you.

420
00:32:02.359 --> 00:32:07.960
You know, like, like,
if this's gonna happen, it's gonna happens.

421
00:32:07.359 --> 00:32:12.839
We have to suspend all of that. I remember I was think,

422
00:32:14.240 --> 00:32:15.920
well, this is gonna happening.
Yeah, dude. When I was thirteen

423
00:32:16.000 --> 00:32:20.839
years old, just real quick,
My friends and I had a because Batman

424
00:32:20.920 --> 00:32:23.839
was always cooler than Superman, always
and always will be. Uh. But

425
00:32:24.000 --> 00:32:28.119
I was just trying to be realistic
about it because we were thirteen year old

426
00:32:28.160 --> 00:32:30.000
dumb ass kids, and I'm like, hey, let's be realistic about it,

427
00:32:30.119 --> 00:32:35.640
because the whole idea was Batman versus
Superman, who would win? And

428
00:32:35.680 --> 00:32:37.279
I'm like, can we not talk
about this? I'm like, could be.

429
00:32:37.640 --> 00:32:39.640
I know, we're thirteen, we're
dumb ass kids, and this is

430
00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:44.000
supposed to be fun, but this
is a really dumb argument. And it's

431
00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:46.000
like, if we're gonna make the
comic book right, just like say The

432
00:32:46.079 --> 00:32:50.319
Dark Knight Returns or anything, we're
gonna have to suspend a lot of shit

433
00:32:50.400 --> 00:32:52.799
to have fun with it. So
my thing is, yeah, we can

434
00:32:52.799 --> 00:32:54.359
suspend a lot of things and have
fun with it, but if we want

435
00:32:54.359 --> 00:33:00.359
to be real about it, you
know, Batman has Superman could just pick

436
00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:05.319
up a block of of an entire
block that exists and then throw it and

437
00:33:05.359 --> 00:33:08.400
Batman can't. What are you gonna
do? Can he dodge? Yeah,

438
00:33:08.559 --> 00:33:15.759
Superman have with Superman. Batman up
and roll him into a meatball. Literally

439
00:33:15.839 --> 00:33:20.519
like there's no there's no fight there. That is the That is why I

440
00:33:21.000 --> 00:33:23.960
literally Marvel and DC right, like
like Marvel DC, like they both have

441
00:33:24.000 --> 00:33:28.319
their moments of outlandishness, right,
you know, like every so often spider

442
00:33:28.359 --> 00:33:31.960
Man somehow comes up with a way
to stop Hulk or like stuff like that.

443
00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:36.640
But in the moments where it's like
all right, Tony starts, You're

444
00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:39.240
gonna go stop Thor. Tony's like, no, I'm not doing that.

445
00:33:39.640 --> 00:33:43.559
There's no, there's no he's gonna
kill me. He's going to murder me.

446
00:33:43.599 --> 00:33:45.880
I'm not gonna go fight Thor.
And they're like, oh, I'm

447
00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:52.200
not doing that. I will roll
it up. In the comics, I've

448
00:33:52.359 --> 00:33:54.440
I've discovered less fuck reading. But
to be honest, I don't read as

449
00:33:54.480 --> 00:33:58.480
much Marvel comics as I did d
C. In the m c U,

450
00:33:58.640 --> 00:34:01.200
though, I feel like there was
a lot of nerfing to do this,

451
00:34:01.640 --> 00:34:06.720
to make a lot of characters exist
alongside each other and fight. For sure,

452
00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:09.000
there was a lot of suckery.
But and it's and it's it's expected,

453
00:34:09.360 --> 00:34:14.480
and so for for the way that
listen, let's just say that the

454
00:34:14.519 --> 00:34:17.960
way that I saw people reacting to
Batman being killed, it felt like,

455
00:34:19.480 --> 00:34:22.599
oh, they pulled his pants down
and fucked him to death or something.

456
00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:30.679
That was the type that people takes
out his extraordinarily curved dick. It's curved,

457
00:34:31.320 --> 00:34:37.199
and he starts sucking curved. It's
big and long, it's into his

458
00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:45.320
and he starts and it's like,
oh yeah, when he when he when

459
00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:54.000
he when he hight it out when
he comes back to him get to his

460
00:34:54.079 --> 00:34:59.719
stick, so he just comes and
goes right back after. It's so stupid,

461
00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:05.559
somebody, dude, That really is
how the reaction was. It's like

462
00:35:05.760 --> 00:35:12.519
I can't believe they pulled Batman's pants
down and just fucking I can't believe they

463
00:35:12.840 --> 00:35:17.480
opened his urethra and fucked his penis
live on stream, and it's just like

464
00:35:17.519 --> 00:35:24.039
what he just got shot on.
It's unceremonious, Like there's Look, there's

465
00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:29.159
nothing about the game that I find
like exceptional, Like I actually I sat

466
00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:31.960
and watched because I don't think I
really want to play it, Like there's

467
00:35:32.000 --> 00:35:36.360
nothing really about it that is drawing
my attention. But I did watch all

468
00:35:36.360 --> 00:35:42.599
the cutscenes and I had no fucking
issue at all with really anything they did.

469
00:35:42.639 --> 00:35:45.760
Like some of it's handled kind of
weird. It's not written amazingly.

470
00:35:45.840 --> 00:35:50.039
I think there's like this really weird
problem that it has presentation wise, where

471
00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:54.679
like there's a lot of dead air
and I don't know why it's noticeable,

472
00:35:54.679 --> 00:36:00.519
Like there's no music really underneath certain
scenes, which is fine, but then

473
00:36:00.559 --> 00:36:02.320
there's like a lot of like awkward
silences and dead airs. It's it's almost

474
00:36:02.400 --> 00:36:08.519
like they're acting through like it's almost
like that the actors are acting in person,

475
00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:15.159
but like with a discord delay or
something like. It said, there's

476
00:36:15.159 --> 00:36:17.719
like a really unnatural cadence to the
way they all speak. But I was,

477
00:36:17.719 --> 00:36:20.079
honestly, I don't know, man, I was watching it, and

478
00:36:20.079 --> 00:36:23.360
I was kind of entertained by a
lot more of it than I thought I

479
00:36:23.360 --> 00:36:25.679
would be, and so like,
to me, I'm just like, oh,

480
00:36:25.719 --> 00:36:30.400
this is kind of like not not
And again, I really hate how

481
00:36:30.440 --> 00:36:32.880
this always gets twisted. It's like, well, you're running defense for the

482
00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:38.519
game. No, I still wouldn't
recommend people buy it. It's nine hours

483
00:36:38.559 --> 00:36:43.440
after nine years of fucking development.
There's really not much there for it.

484
00:36:43.599 --> 00:36:47.920
You're not really getting memorable, like
exceptional moments out of it. They squander

485
00:36:47.960 --> 00:36:51.239
a lot of the deaths of the
Justice League quite frankly, they're all kind

486
00:36:51.239 --> 00:36:54.400
of bland. You know. That's
what blew my mind. It's like I

487
00:36:54.400 --> 00:36:57.880
thought I thought, like I thought
it was gonna be the most offensive shit.

488
00:36:58.159 --> 00:37:01.199
I like when when dead Shot shoots
Green Lantern in the head after he's

489
00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:06.039
like deep powered, it's it's off
screen, and I was like, dude,

490
00:37:06.039 --> 00:37:08.119
if you're gonna be disrespectful to the
villain, if you're gonna be disrespectful

491
00:37:08.159 --> 00:37:15.599
to the heroes, I want to
see Green Lanterns head explode, like I

492
00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:17.119
want to. Didn't I didn't see
that. Yeah, like a lot of

493
00:37:17.119 --> 00:37:21.800
it, a lot of it,
And it was like it panned away,

494
00:37:22.039 --> 00:37:24.519
like, bro, like, did
you did you guys play Oh my god,

495
00:37:24.559 --> 00:37:29.239
did you guys play Mortal Come versus
Decent Universe? Yes? That that

496
00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:32.920
because that was that was Warner Brothers
was all crying about that it has to

497
00:37:32.960 --> 00:37:37.239
be rady t for teens. You
can't murder the superheroes. So then you

498
00:37:37.320 --> 00:37:42.159
had dead Shot and Joker that had
head shot. Uh they had head shot

499
00:37:42.280 --> 00:37:45.639
fatalities or whatever, and they were
off screen, so it was like employed

500
00:37:45.639 --> 00:37:51.639
and I was like, this is
so fucking stupid, Like just but then

501
00:37:51.519 --> 00:37:55.880
I can watch Thorn get his head
fucking blown off and flashpoint paradox, you

502
00:37:55.920 --> 00:38:02.559
know, like we can see some
gruesome ship happen, especially in especially in

503
00:38:02.599 --> 00:38:07.559
a post Invincible post of the Boys
climate. I think it's really lame for

504
00:38:07.639 --> 00:38:09.719
rock Steady to be like, yeah, let's not show Green Lantern's head exploding.

505
00:38:10.239 --> 00:38:14.800
You're doing a game about it.
That's because of it's not it's not

506
00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:16.159
rock Steady doing that. It's not
actually doing that. Do you think it's

507
00:38:16.199 --> 00:38:22.800
war of course it's it's Warner Brothers. But they made but but but they

508
00:38:22.000 --> 00:38:27.039
they already agreed to make. They
agreed to make a game where they die.

509
00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:34.840
I understand they agreed to play an
Immortal Kombat game. But the characters,

510
00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:39.239
those characters Suicide Squad aren't. They
are not Superman, they're not Batman,

511
00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:45.039
they're not Wonder Woman. They're not
that's it, that's it's not.

512
00:38:45.440 --> 00:38:51.960
I hadn't I agree. I wanted
I wanted someone to pull Flash's legs off

513
00:38:51.960 --> 00:38:54.000
and beat him to death with them. I think that would have the most

514
00:38:54.239 --> 00:39:10.039
perfect way to kill Flask killed Batman
forgetting perfect dude, I think yees sincerely.

515
00:39:10.079 --> 00:39:14.559
Like, there's so many the thing
to me that the game really drops

516
00:39:14.559 --> 00:39:16.400
the ball with. Again, I
haven't played it. Like, it doesn't

517
00:39:16.400 --> 00:39:21.239
look like it look it's a live
service looter shooter based on the Suicide Squad.

518
00:39:21.239 --> 00:39:23.320
It makes no sense, makes no
sense. It looks like it's fun

519
00:39:23.320 --> 00:39:25.719
to play, but like it looks
like it also doesn't make sense that it's

520
00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:30.480
these characters doing these things like if
this was like, you know, have

521
00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:34.920
you ever played Crackdown? It kind
of does look like Crackdown. It almost

522
00:39:34.920 --> 00:39:37.400
looks like Crackdown where it's like if
if this was like, if this was

523
00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:38.320
like a new Crackdown game, it
would have been like, dude, this

524
00:39:38.400 --> 00:39:43.559
is fucking this actually looks fun.
This actually looks sick. But it's Harley

525
00:39:43.639 --> 00:39:49.320
Quinn web swinging and fucking King Shark
swimming through the sky with like a heavy

526
00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:52.599
machine gun. It's really fucking dumb. Uh So, there's a lot of

527
00:39:52.639 --> 00:40:00.440
dumb things that only the only thing
I I am a mass a fan of

528
00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:06.519
King Shark. Uh So that's the
only thing that even made me remotely interested,

529
00:40:06.559 --> 00:40:08.639
because I've just always I was.
I grew up with the show called

530
00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:15.000
Street Sharks, and King Shark was
was absolutely inspired in my opinion, at

531
00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:19.039
least as far as his form goes
in his frame, and I'm like,

532
00:40:19.519 --> 00:40:22.440
now they obviously he has a regular
smaller shark head, but not like an

533
00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:25.599
actual street Shark, but just the
concept, I was like, I love

534
00:40:25.639 --> 00:40:30.760
this, I love I love stupid
creations like that. And so he's also

535
00:40:31.360 --> 00:40:36.280
to King Shark, that'll be fun. He's also the best character in the

536
00:40:36.360 --> 00:40:39.760
in the game in my opinion,
like, like, he's the most entertaining

537
00:40:39.800 --> 00:40:44.360
one. Did you I did?
I like, he actually made me laugh,

538
00:40:44.639 --> 00:40:46.079
He made me laugh. I just
want to say, it just hit

539
00:40:46.159 --> 00:40:51.280
me. Did you guys get onto
Sylvester Sloan because of King Shark? Is

540
00:40:51.320 --> 00:40:59.280
that where yourpressions came? No?
One no? In the second and Suicide

541
00:40:58.599 --> 00:41:04.920
is alone played him. No,
it's completely separate. It was completely separate.

542
00:41:07.119 --> 00:41:10.039
I don't I really don't know.
I really have no recollection of how

543
00:41:10.039 --> 00:41:14.559
we got there. But that is
wild. Okay, that's funny. I

544
00:41:14.599 --> 00:41:16.360
hadn't pised that. I hadn't piece
that together. Maybe subconsciously, maybe it's

545
00:41:16.400 --> 00:41:20.039
possible because we were talking about the
Swiss squat as well, but like not,

546
00:41:20.039 --> 00:41:22.480
not really. They fucked so much
up man, do you guys?

547
00:41:22.679 --> 00:41:24.119
One moment got beat up by Superman. It really made me want to cry.

548
00:41:24.559 --> 00:41:28.559
I tuned up a little bit.
When one doesn't haven't got beat up

549
00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:30.039
by Superman. Yeah, she gets
she gets the ship beat on her by

550
00:41:30.079 --> 00:41:32.960
Superman. Superman beats her ass,
and I'm like, oh, okay,

551
00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:36.360
gotcha. I'm like, come on, y'all, that's not how that works.

552
00:41:36.880 --> 00:41:38.119
Wow, it works, man,
What do you mean, it's not

553
00:41:38.199 --> 00:41:43.000
that in a fight, wond Woman
is not beating Superman. She's he's more

554
00:41:43.039 --> 00:41:47.679
powerful than she is. She's not
going on the spoilers. She didn't and

555
00:41:47.960 --> 00:41:53.800
percent did no in serious I told
you, yes, are we talking about

556
00:41:53.800 --> 00:41:57.199
the game or what are we talking
about right now? Little game? In

557
00:41:57.239 --> 00:42:01.400
the game, he she gets her
ass beat by it him like beat bad.

558
00:42:01.719 --> 00:42:07.079
And then you're saying Superman beats the
fun out of wonder Woman. Yeah,

559
00:42:07.119 --> 00:42:09.239
like very badly, like very very
bad. What what is your gripe?

560
00:42:09.440 --> 00:42:13.800
I'm confused. Yeah, I feel
like you said two separate things.

561
00:42:14.159 --> 00:42:17.519
I feel like you said two contractory
things. You said, it's unreasonable for

562
00:42:19.519 --> 00:42:25.039
Superman or it's unreasonable for Wonder Woman
to have beaten Superman be beaten by Superman.

563
00:42:27.119 --> 00:42:31.760
Why is that like that? Because
Wonder Woman in a fight and they

564
00:42:31.800 --> 00:42:35.880
fight, were they fighting each other? Wonder Woman always wins that fight.

565
00:42:35.960 --> 00:42:37.960
He's a much better fighter than Oh
my god, Superman is just a strong

566
00:42:38.079 --> 00:42:45.559
dude that has a lot of power. Is a strong centuries? Are you

567
00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:49.599
familiar? Are you familiar? Are
you familiar with There's a famous stan Lee

568
00:42:49.719 --> 00:42:54.320
quote where he's talking about whoever who
Yet author decides wins. Yes, that's

569
00:42:54.360 --> 00:42:59.840
true. It's just been the author's
decided who's won that fight for decades,

570
00:42:59.880 --> 00:43:02.079
and it's usually not that way.
Okay, well this time is I understand

571
00:43:02.119 --> 00:43:07.079
the reason, and now you received, and now he received. He's been

572
00:43:07.320 --> 00:43:09.239
I've been reading comics for a long
time, and for decade it has been

573
00:43:09.280 --> 00:43:13.320
like, oh, one of those
men having to fight Wonder Woman's like everybody

574
00:43:13.360 --> 00:43:15.840
else leave. He's gonna punch a
hole through you. I'm gonna be able

575
00:43:15.880 --> 00:43:22.679
to beat him. That's what happens. Is your point that one of the

576
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:28.119
just my point is that a lot
of liberties were taken in really dumb directions.

577
00:43:29.159 --> 00:43:30.400
That's like not even the biggest grip
that I was like, I guess

578
00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:34.559
Superman is gonna be the last one
to fight. Obviously Superman, they're gonna

579
00:43:34.559 --> 00:43:37.760
have to fight him last. But
it's just like, why are you making

580
00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:40.639
so many dumb decisions? Also,
how the fuck are you gonna explain to

581
00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:45.559
me that this this is not like
it's like the Guardians of the Galaxy is

582
00:43:45.719 --> 00:43:49.880
beating Thanos. It's like, what, how are you gonna explain this to

583
00:43:49.920 --> 00:43:52.480
me? This is stupid? No, they can't. That's I mean,

584
00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:57.960
I don't know it by himself would
have stranged. I find it fucking strange

585
00:43:57.960 --> 00:44:00.840
that people are taking a concept like
suicides killed the Squad killed the Justice League

586
00:44:01.320 --> 00:44:06.800
this seriously when realistically this is I
don't know. To me, I look

587
00:44:06.800 --> 00:44:08.159
at this like Deadpool kills the Marvel
universe, you know what I mean?

588
00:44:08.440 --> 00:44:12.679
Like, why do you care at
all that this is happening? That comic

589
00:44:12.800 --> 00:44:15.760
is extremely stupid. People like it. It's Deadpool, it's a point,

590
00:44:16.480 --> 00:44:21.159
but it's like it's it's extremely dumb. Like things like that are like,

591
00:44:21.280 --> 00:44:27.800
because what happened now? Right?
I can't things reach mass? What happens?

592
00:44:27.920 --> 00:44:29.280
No? No, no, no, no, this what happens?

593
00:44:29.280 --> 00:44:32.559
There is a thing reach mass consciousness? Right? And then you hear some

594
00:44:32.599 --> 00:44:37.079
motherfucker with their whole chest saying,
well, dead Shot shot Superman in the

595
00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:42.000
face and killed him, so Batman
should are they making these dumb knowledges?

596
00:44:42.039 --> 00:44:44.719
And I'm like, bro, you
don't even you watch the game or you

597
00:44:44.800 --> 00:44:47.199
read this dumb thing that is completely
out of it, Like that's why people

598
00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:51.599
argue that dead bul would kill anybody
in Marvel universe, because one Deadpool did

599
00:44:51.639 --> 00:44:57.079
that. I'm like, what I've
everyone happened throw his body away. Look,

600
00:44:57.159 --> 00:45:00.880
I've I've personally never ran into anybody
saying any thing like that, because

601
00:45:00.960 --> 00:45:06.199
I just my friends aren't like completely
retarded. They're just not you know,

602
00:45:06.199 --> 00:45:12.159
they're like saying people have discussions with
like they're just like we understand that it

603
00:45:12.159 --> 00:45:15.159
would almost be like, oh,
man, winning the Pooh is awesome,

604
00:45:15.199 --> 00:45:17.960
you know that fucking dead poo parody, Like he could he could fucking Like,

605
00:45:19.400 --> 00:45:22.679
what are you talking about? It's
just bull It's just nonsense. It's

606
00:45:22.719 --> 00:45:25.280
nonsense. That's not even supposed to
be taken seriously. The thing that I

607
00:45:25.320 --> 00:45:28.360
really want to get it, it's
not even necessarily that it shouldn't be taken

608
00:45:28.360 --> 00:45:30.559
seriously. Like I get it that
they connected it to the ARCAM universe,

609
00:45:30.599 --> 00:45:32.960
and that was that's really stupid,
Like I don't know why. I don't

610
00:45:32.960 --> 00:45:37.360
know, yeahiverse, but not as
much. I think it's really dumb.

611
00:45:37.559 --> 00:45:39.599
Look here's here's here's the reality.
Right, Like, there's a lot of

612
00:45:39.639 --> 00:45:43.400
things wrong with it's a live service
game with a fuck you I like with

613
00:45:43.400 --> 00:45:46.000
with gameplay mechanics that don't match the
Capital life service game. I thought it

614
00:45:46.039 --> 00:45:49.840
what is what? I'm sorry it's
it is. Yeah, there's going to

615
00:45:49.880 --> 00:45:53.039
be like, I don't know what
is about it. I just thought it

616
00:45:53.079 --> 00:45:58.039
was just online, but there's not. It's not a long I thought it's

617
00:45:58.079 --> 00:46:00.840
not a live service. I thought
it was just online. So it is

618
00:46:01.000 --> 00:46:07.840
always at shooter. It is a
little from understanding. So so you do

619
00:46:07.960 --> 00:46:10.880
get loot, loots and packs and
shit you get, Yeah, you get

620
00:46:10.880 --> 00:46:14.360
loot from beating bosses and stuff like
that. It's like like I've heard a

621
00:46:14.360 --> 00:46:17.400
lot of people say like, if
you like the if you like the Batman

622
00:46:17.480 --> 00:46:20.679
universe, and you like Destiny,
this is like a perfect game for you,

623
00:46:20.719 --> 00:46:22.679
which is like, I don't know. Maybe I could see that working

624
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:25.480
maybe on a gameplay level, uh, but like, I don't know.

625
00:46:25.519 --> 00:46:29.440
To me, there are so many
problems with it that are obvious where it's

626
00:46:29.440 --> 00:46:30.400
like, okay, you've had that, you have this live service game that

627
00:46:30.559 --> 00:46:34.079
is for some reason a suicide squad
game. Those things don't match at all.

628
00:46:34.360 --> 00:46:37.239
You have gameplay mechanics that don't match
the characters at all, Like there's

629
00:46:37.239 --> 00:46:40.199
no reason why Harley Quin should be
swinging around or dead dead Shot should be

630
00:46:40.239 --> 00:46:43.760
jet packing around like Iron Man.
It's fucking weird. It's it's bizarre.

631
00:46:44.119 --> 00:46:47.599
It's bizarre. Shit to see and
it doesn't match at all. The UI

632
00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:52.760
is fucked. The writing is like
pretty pretty uninspired and blanned. The presentation

633
00:46:52.840 --> 00:46:57.280
is a little bit iffy, you
know. But the issue that I take

634
00:46:57.440 --> 00:47:00.880
was like a lot of people criticizing
the game on on a front of like,

635
00:47:00.960 --> 00:47:07.519
oh, this is disrespectful, grow
up. I think that's mega gay,

636
00:47:07.280 --> 00:47:13.719
Like it's like you're altered disrespect like
arguably, and I'm not even remotely

637
00:47:13.800 --> 00:47:20.679
kidding. The only correct thing they
even remotely did with this game is be

638
00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:23.480
disrespectful to the superheroes, Like it's
the only thing that they're doing even right

639
00:47:23.679 --> 00:47:28.719
at all. And even they're doing
that not enough. I want to see

640
00:47:28.800 --> 00:47:31.559
John Stewart's head explode. I want
to see Flash his legs ripped off and

641
00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:36.280
watch him beat the death. That's
hilarious. If you're gonna make a game

642
00:47:36.280 --> 00:47:38.559
called Suicide Squad Killed the Justice League, it should it should be hilarious in

643
00:47:38.559 --> 00:47:43.800
that way, Like Flash should lose
his legs and he should be beat to

644
00:47:43.840 --> 00:47:46.199
death with him. Batman should have
I don't know, but I don't even

645
00:47:46.199 --> 00:48:00.280
know what to do. Human size
blunder. Yeah, respectful, be me,

646
00:48:00.360 --> 00:48:01.400
get disrespectful. And the thing that
bothers me about it is like,

647
00:48:01.480 --> 00:48:05.519
dude, like I like I want
I want to see I want to see

648
00:48:05.519 --> 00:48:08.119
that. I like that ship.
It reminds me of like games like Prototype

649
00:48:08.360 --> 00:48:10.760
like this they used to make games, used to make games like this,

650
00:48:12.039 --> 00:48:15.599
like we're like you were the villain? Do you remember how make villain?

651
00:48:17.000 --> 00:48:23.519
Yes? When you I it should
I don't. I don't. It's just

652
00:48:23.800 --> 00:48:27.559
this is the this is a weird
one. I feel I feel bad a

653
00:48:27.599 --> 00:48:35.119
little bit per Rox Daddy because it's
just like damn, you know, I

654
00:48:35.239 --> 00:48:37.719
yeah, like who and look at
man? And I guess why I'm not

655
00:48:37.800 --> 00:48:45.960
even disappointed is because I felt I
was completely satisfied with Arkham Knights. To

656
00:48:45.000 --> 00:48:47.559
me, Arkham Knights, though,
that's it. That was good. I

657
00:48:49.360 --> 00:48:53.119
had fun. I don't thinel about
this anymore, Like I'm I'm not totally

658
00:48:53.159 --> 00:48:59.840
fine. And really those games have
a lot of replay value too. Are

659
00:49:00.159 --> 00:49:05.199
cities awesome? Like it's I've played
it like two or three times and since

660
00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:07.840
it's it's been a thing and I
and every once in a while IM like,

661
00:49:07.840 --> 00:49:08.719
oh man, you know, might
popped that back in and then I

662
00:49:08.719 --> 00:49:15.000
think about Arkham Knight. Other than
that, the gay stealthy fucking car ship

663
00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:19.000
that that is the only like where
you're like the cars, the car is

664
00:49:20.599 --> 00:49:24.159
in a car. What am I
doing? I'm stalking tanks and shooting the

665
00:49:24.239 --> 00:49:30.280
fu Is this? That was so
stupid? Yeah, it's overall like when

666
00:49:30.320 --> 00:49:35.000
you're not in the when you're not
in the Batmobile, that game is great.

667
00:49:35.280 --> 00:49:37.199
I like I had I had a
ton of fun with Arkham Knight,

668
00:49:37.239 --> 00:49:39.239
like sincerely, like to the point
where it's like I was actually like really

669
00:49:39.239 --> 00:49:43.039
confused with a lot of like and
to be fair, I think like the

670
00:49:43.079 --> 00:49:46.519
PC version was fucked and so like
a lot of the scores were the scores

671
00:49:46.559 --> 00:49:50.360
were tanked because of that. But
like I remember beating it and being like

672
00:49:51.239 --> 00:49:54.400
outside of you know, outside of
that stupid tank ship that they make you

673
00:49:54.480 --> 00:49:59.000
do, which is really it is
bad. That was fucking great. That

674
00:49:59.119 --> 00:50:00.840
was That was a great fucking game. Like I had a great time with

675
00:50:00.920 --> 00:50:06.000
this. This is sick, you
know, and I think people don't know

676
00:50:06.039 --> 00:50:07.599
how to do that. People don't
know how to I don't know what it

677
00:50:07.679 --> 00:50:14.440
is, but like I feel like
people forgot how to acknowledge that you know

678
00:50:14.679 --> 00:50:19.639
things, especially when when it's art
or like any kind of product it's usually

679
00:50:19.679 --> 00:50:22.880
an assortment of various different things,
and so like, yeah, I think

680
00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:27.639
there's a pretty good chance that the
Suicide Squad game is pretty fun to play.

681
00:50:27.760 --> 00:50:30.119
Like I'm pretty I'm it does seem
like a turn your brain off kinda

682
00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:34.199
like I could I could see myself
kind of enjoying it a little bit,

683
00:50:34.760 --> 00:50:37.800
But like you know, I also
just don't think it's done very well.

684
00:50:38.239 --> 00:50:43.280
I also don't think it's the most
disrespectful fucking thing on the planet that should

685
00:50:43.440 --> 00:50:45.880
warrant the amount of crying that I've
seen about it. I think it's Mega

686
00:50:45.960 --> 00:50:50.360
land that's happening, but it's not. I don't know, it's not this

687
00:50:50.519 --> 00:50:54.719
nuclear fucking holocaust and it's not.
I just don't know what's happening. Like

688
00:50:54.760 --> 00:50:58.360
there's a new there's a new Green
Day. There's a new Green Day record

689
00:50:58.400 --> 00:51:00.960
out right, And there's a lot
of songs that I like it. But

690
00:51:00.039 --> 00:51:01.960
there are some songs that I'm like, oh, this is a great song.

691
00:51:02.159 --> 00:51:07.360
This chorus sucks though you know,
you know what I mean. But

692
00:51:07.440 --> 00:51:12.679
I still I like the song,
but like that chorus sucks, and you

693
00:51:12.719 --> 00:51:17.079
can I don't know why people can't
just acknowledge that anymore. Like, oh,

694
00:51:17.119 --> 00:51:20.800
I love this, but this this
part of it sucks, or like,

695
00:51:21.079 --> 00:51:22.159
yeah, that thing's pretty bad,
but it's not. It's not the

696
00:51:22.159 --> 00:51:24.480
worst thing that it could have been, or like this is actually not so

697
00:51:24.559 --> 00:51:28.199
bad, or like this is actually
pretty bad, but this is like the

698
00:51:28.199 --> 00:51:30.559
worst part of it. People don't
know how to dissect their things anymore.

699
00:51:31.719 --> 00:51:37.079
Yeah, I feel like this is
a weird a mob thing that I haven't

700
00:51:37.119 --> 00:51:40.159
seen in quite some time. I
guess where was the last time I saw

701
00:51:40.199 --> 00:51:45.760
this. That's a good that's a
very good example where I look back on

702
00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:52.760
it a retrospectively or whatever. And
to me, the biggest thing, Okay,

703
00:51:52.760 --> 00:51:54.440
obviously we've already talked about this a
million times, with the plot being

704
00:51:54.480 --> 00:51:59.840
all fucking jumbled around. Though I
was kind of stupid, but then literally

705
00:51:59.840 --> 00:52:02.679
the only reason, the only reason
I didn't like Abby to me, like

706
00:52:02.760 --> 00:52:06.360
say, a lot of people had
a problem with Abby and there for all

707
00:52:06.360 --> 00:52:08.199
these various amount of reasons. To
me, I only just thought, oh,

708
00:52:08.239 --> 00:52:12.480
it's stupid that she's fucking built like
a truck. In nobody else's it

709
00:52:12.559 --> 00:52:15.719
was stupid. It's it's not a
point of contention that makes me think this

710
00:52:15.800 --> 00:52:22.559
game is the worst thing ever,
it's not you know, like the beautiful

711
00:52:23.039 --> 00:52:29.840
yeah about it. I'll say it
out right, like I I don't like

712
00:52:29.880 --> 00:52:34.199
The Last of Us Part two at
all, Like I really I find no

713
00:52:34.400 --> 00:52:40.519
joy or entertainment or really anything about
it that I enjoy Personally, I don't

714
00:52:40.519 --> 00:52:45.239
think that's a bad game. Like
it is objectively not a bad game.

715
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:47.320
It's just very clearly like this is
not this is not for me, Like

716
00:52:47.360 --> 00:52:52.199
whatever this is, it's not for
you. And there are some valid criticisms

717
00:52:52.239 --> 00:52:55.159
that I think do apply even to
people who do like the game, Like

718
00:52:55.199 --> 00:52:58.519
I do think the game is too
long, and I do think the game

719
00:52:58.599 --> 00:53:00.119
kind of spends a lot of time
not really doing a lot of new things

720
00:53:00.119 --> 00:53:04.639
to justify that extra run time.
I do think that's objectively true. Like

721
00:53:04.679 --> 00:53:07.360
even if you like it's like Red
Dead two or like Death Stranding, where

722
00:53:07.360 --> 00:53:09.000
it's like I love those games,
but like they you could have ended that

723
00:53:09.079 --> 00:53:13.920
maybe five or ten hours earlier,
and I would have been totally fine,

724
00:53:14.320 --> 00:53:19.679
you know, like yeah, like
you could have. I mean that's so

725
00:53:21.119 --> 00:53:25.320
easy. Yeah, I was like, it just come right back, you

726
00:53:25.360 --> 00:53:30.119
know, actually you spend six hours
there, you come back. I was

727
00:53:30.159 --> 00:53:32.719
actually looking I was actually because I've
been in a My YouTube recommended is full

728
00:53:32.719 --> 00:53:36.679
of like Red Dead videos for whatever
reason, it's all this like I don't

729
00:53:36.679 --> 00:53:37.679
know, like I've been on a
Red Dead kick lately, and i've I've

730
00:53:37.920 --> 00:53:43.000
apparently I found this video that was
like kind of going into like some going

731
00:53:43.039 --> 00:53:45.760
into like cut content or like some
of the files in the game, like

732
00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:49.320
like looking for stuff that might have
been cut or whatever. And apparently that

733
00:53:49.360 --> 00:53:53.519
section was supposed to be like a
second exp like fully explorable place, but

734
00:53:53.559 --> 00:53:57.559
it got like whittled down. So
that's why it's in I think that's why

735
00:53:57.599 --> 00:53:59.679
it's in there. Where it's like
we spent so much time developing this,

736
00:53:59.760 --> 00:54:02.639
we got like we can't just like
throw it out. Let's at least have

737
00:54:02.719 --> 00:54:06.599
like a linear Let's at least have
like a linear section, which I can

738
00:54:06.719 --> 00:54:09.079
I can get in respect, but
like that that doesn't When I learned that,

739
00:54:09.119 --> 00:54:12.960
I was like, that makes a
lot more sense why that's there,

740
00:54:13.360 --> 00:54:19.599
because it just sort of happens and
then unhappens really quick. Yeah. But

741
00:54:19.599 --> 00:54:22.039
but yeah, like I don't know, man, like this flaws with a

742
00:54:22.039 --> 00:54:23.559
lot of people's favorite things, and
that's fine. Like there's a lot of

743
00:54:23.559 --> 00:54:28.800
stuff that like you might hate that, you should also be able to acknowledge

744
00:54:28.920 --> 00:54:34.280
isn't objectively terrible, and that it
kind of extends just generally like the Internet.

745
00:54:34.280 --> 00:54:37.440
Like I think people people really hate
Neil Druckman, and I don't really

746
00:54:37.519 --> 00:54:40.440
know why. He's like the he's
I think he's like he's the head of

747
00:54:40.519 --> 00:54:45.679
Naughty Dog, and people are like, I have a suspicion. I have

748
00:54:45.719 --> 00:54:50.039
a suspicion. You think it's uh, what do you think? I think

749
00:54:50.039 --> 00:54:53.480
it's who it's. It's one of
those things where like like you have to

750
00:54:54.559 --> 00:54:59.599
we are it's Anyone who's paying attention
already knows how a lot of these companies

751
00:54:59.639 --> 00:55:02.760
in the game industry, especially if
they reside anywhere on the West, most

752
00:55:02.880 --> 00:55:07.519
likely they're gonna have some type of
progressive values. It's just like normal,

753
00:55:07.920 --> 00:55:12.239
right, large cities whatever. Who
gives a fuck that is? That is

754
00:55:12.280 --> 00:55:16.119
the standard thing. I don't think
anybody cares about. It's it's Neil hold

755
00:55:16.159 --> 00:55:22.079
On. Neil went out of his
way, for example, to consult with

756
00:55:22.119 --> 00:55:25.239
the Nita Sarkisian kind of ship,
like when you get when you do ship

757
00:55:25.320 --> 00:55:28.960
like that or see I don't know
if you remember Battlefield five when the fucking

758
00:55:29.199 --> 00:55:31.880
the guy that was the head of
it at the time, the director or

759
00:55:31.880 --> 00:55:35.000
something. He was like, Oh, I just want to be on the

760
00:55:35.079 --> 00:55:37.840
road, so like ship like that
where I'm like, dude, shut the

761
00:55:37.840 --> 00:55:40.760
fuck up. Yeah, just like
like yeah, but like the bhils around

762
00:55:40.760 --> 00:55:45.159
it is so crazy, like it
gets like there's a there's a there's a

763
00:55:45.320 --> 00:55:47.239
there's a I don't know if you
guys remember this, like it was a

764
00:55:47.280 --> 00:55:49.960
couple of weeks back, but I
don't think we talked about it on the

765
00:55:49.960 --> 00:55:52.079
show, but like there's a there's
like a video of Neil Druckman, like

766
00:55:52.159 --> 00:55:55.320
on I don't know if it was
for an award show or something, where

767
00:55:55.360 --> 00:56:00.199
he was on the red carpet and
like no cameras were going off and it's

768
00:56:00.199 --> 00:56:01.480
because he was there for last I
saw that. I saw that, and

769
00:56:01.519 --> 00:56:06.079
no cameras were going off. Yeah, And like he's standing there and like

770
00:56:06.119 --> 00:56:08.599
no cameras are going off, and
everybody's like this pompous asshole is really like

771
00:56:08.639 --> 00:56:12.880
sitting there fucking waiting for cameras to
go off. It's like this is so

772
00:56:12.920 --> 00:56:16.519
embarrassing, and I'm like, dude, I guarantee you Like he showed up

773
00:56:16.559 --> 00:56:22.239
because his show was there, and
I guarantee you somebody in production was like,

774
00:56:22.280 --> 00:56:24.079
hey, listen, go stand there
for thirty seconds and then move on,

775
00:56:24.199 --> 00:56:29.840
because that's how this goes. But
like the interpretation of it because people

776
00:56:29.880 --> 00:56:31.960
hate him, is like, oh, look at him sitting there like soaking

777
00:56:32.039 --> 00:56:35.800
up the spotlight, like thinking he
deserves it, or like he got a

778
00:56:35.800 --> 00:56:38.639
tattoo of the hammer he got he
had a hammer tattoo on his on his

779
00:56:38.800 --> 00:56:42.079
arm and it's apparently like the hammer
from the Last of Us Part two that

780
00:56:42.199 --> 00:56:45.519
like Abby uses or whatever, and
like there was a headline. There's a

781
00:56:45.559 --> 00:56:52.840
headline that said, like, oh, Neil Truckman gets iconic hammer tattoo from

782
00:56:52.920 --> 00:56:58.159
Last of Us Part two, and
everybody's like, fucking Neil Truckman so fucking

783
00:56:58.199 --> 00:57:00.920
pretentious if he thinks that's like conic
and it's like he never he never said

784
00:57:00.960 --> 00:57:07.360
that. Yeah, he just got
a tattoo, Like he just got a

785
00:57:07.400 --> 00:57:10.199
tattoo that probably like means something to
him, because like he made the fucking

786
00:57:10.239 --> 00:57:14.360
game, you must have some attachment
to that fucking thing, and he did

787
00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:16.199
it. I don't think he was
I don't think he went into the fucking

788
00:57:16.599 --> 00:57:22.639
tattoo shop and was like, yeah, give me ah, give me Abby's

789
00:57:23.440 --> 00:57:27.599
iconic hammer from the Last of Us
Part two. You know I made the

790
00:57:27.639 --> 00:57:30.719
Last of Us Part two? Did
you know that? You know that iconic

791
00:57:30.840 --> 00:57:35.800
hammer. I feel like people really
go out of their way to like project

792
00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:39.440
the worst possible version of people into
them. No, you're right, just

793
00:57:39.480 --> 00:57:42.719
so it can be reflected back at
them, so they can get angry.

794
00:57:42.760 --> 00:57:45.719
And it's mega weird. Like I
just don't And maybe this is just because

795
00:57:45.760 --> 00:57:50.400
I've spent so little time on the
internet lately in comparison to how I used

796
00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:53.800
to, but like it's just fucking
it just reads this terminally online weird behavior

797
00:57:53.840 --> 00:57:57.519
that I just I don't. I
don't care. I don't get it.

798
00:57:57.559 --> 00:58:01.840
He doesn't deserve to be he doesn't
deserve as much hate as he gets.

799
00:58:01.920 --> 00:58:07.239
I just I understood he did.
I say, Like, here a big

800
00:58:07.280 --> 00:58:15.760
example between say Corey Barlog and Neil
Druckman is Corey Barlog is is fucking progressive

801
00:58:15.840 --> 00:58:21.880
as it gets, so of course
a lot of people maybe if he just

802
00:58:22.199 --> 00:58:24.800
but when he's at work, he's
just doing his fucking job. And I

803
00:58:24.800 --> 00:58:29.880
feel like Neil got a little bit
inspired. And this is even though he

804
00:58:29.920 --> 00:58:34.079
got a little bit sucked into that
wave of that shit that was going on,

805
00:58:34.239 --> 00:58:37.639
the BuzzFeed type shit like how the
fuck he rubbed shoulders with Sarkis,

806
00:58:37.719 --> 00:58:40.559
for example, That's just stupid.
She has no nothing even to consult with

807
00:58:40.599 --> 00:58:45.079
her at all. Fucking cards against
humanity guy that the owners like, Oh,

808
00:58:45.159 --> 00:58:47.840
I like the cut of your jib. Here's twenty five thousand dollars to

809
00:58:47.880 --> 00:58:52.519
go make your stupid fucking show.
People got caught up in that zeitgeist a

810
00:58:52.519 --> 00:58:58.400
little bit, and I feel like
there's some people that will forever attach him

811
00:58:58.440 --> 00:59:01.519
to that and just hate him specifically
because so then they try hard, right

812
00:59:01.599 --> 00:59:07.519
then they try to But but isn't
that its own isn't isn't that kind of

813
00:59:07.599 --> 00:59:10.679
its own cancel culture in a way? Of course? I mean, of

814
00:59:10.679 --> 00:59:15.159
course it is. Literally, yes, it absolutely is. They're the biggest

815
00:59:15.159 --> 00:59:22.199
fucking hypocrites, absolutely, yeah to
me, to me, the whole like

816
00:59:22.199 --> 00:59:28.320
like it makes fun of people crying
about stuff, the weirdest planet. Yeah,

817
00:59:28.639 --> 00:59:30.599
one thing, one thing quickly before
we move on to questions or whatever,

818
00:59:30.840 --> 00:59:32.920
because I think we I think we
talked about prety much everything about the

819
00:59:32.920 --> 00:59:37.320
stoic But like I do think,
and this to be fair, like This

820
00:59:37.800 --> 00:59:43.639
could be just anecdotal, because I've
I just happened to have come across or

821
00:59:43.679 --> 00:59:47.880
cross paths with a lot of people
who have like worked in games and who

822
00:59:47.880 --> 00:59:52.519
have worked in games for a while. And I've had the privilege of having

823
00:59:52.519 --> 00:59:55.719
conversations with people who have been like
in a fly on the wall and a

824
00:59:55.719 --> 01:00:01.599
lot of and a lot of you
know, fairly interest saying places and the

825
01:00:01.760 --> 01:00:05.440
vibe that I get from a lot
of that any just archisy thing, which

826
01:00:05.440 --> 01:00:10.760
I think is so funny in retrospect, is a lot of that was literally

827
01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:15.920
just for like photo ops and for
and like for like just to be like,

828
01:00:15.960 --> 01:00:21.119
hey, yeah, it's like a
it's like almost like a checklist type

829
01:00:21.159 --> 01:00:24.599
thing. Like I I don't I
honestly don't think most developers. I'm not

830
01:00:24.639 --> 01:00:29.679
saying all or I don't know,
maybe you know, like it's based on

831
01:00:29.679 --> 01:00:31.960
a limited sample size, but from
what I gather, a lot of the

832
01:00:32.000 --> 01:00:37.360
attitude at a lot of the studios
that met with her to you know,

833
01:00:37.440 --> 01:00:40.519
consult or whatever was this is look, whatever this is happening right now,

834
01:00:40.559 --> 01:00:43.840
let's just check off a box so
we can get back to making the fucking

835
01:00:43.840 --> 01:00:49.280
game. And it really wasn't taken
super seriously, which is like even by

836
01:00:49.320 --> 01:00:52.239
them, which is funny. That's
that's that made me laugh out loud when

837
01:00:52.239 --> 01:00:59.119
I when I heard that. But
I said some companies might have taken No,

838
01:00:59.199 --> 01:01:01.159
I think no, I think you're
I think you're absolutely right. Why

839
01:01:01.239 --> 01:01:05.840
Because it was a cultural zeitgeist.
It was a thing that was happening,

840
01:01:06.280 --> 01:01:08.199
just like the rise of sj W's
nantaid whatever. It was a thing that

841
01:01:08.239 --> 01:01:14.400
was happening. We all fed into
it in different degrees. It went away,

842
01:01:14.559 --> 01:01:19.119
and guess what, these companies aren't
consulting with feminist leaders anymore or they

843
01:01:19.119 --> 01:01:22.880
want prior to it. It was
just the bad thing that happened. And

844
01:01:22.159 --> 01:01:27.119
unfortunately Neil Druckman, one of the
people that did it, because it was

845
01:01:27.159 --> 01:01:32.440
really sony for some reason, has
this this thing going on and whatever,

846
01:01:32.599 --> 01:01:37.840
and we'll move on. It's like
say making some of the people are accusing

847
01:01:37.880 --> 01:01:40.800
them of making their female characters look
kind of mid or whatever and all this

848
01:01:40.840 --> 01:01:44.559
stuff, and I'm like, yeah, maybe there is something going on,

849
01:01:44.599 --> 01:01:46.239
but I can't say one hundred percent
for sure. Never spoken to any of

850
01:01:46.239 --> 01:01:51.760
these people, but I will say, yeah, their characters aren't fucking super

851
01:01:51.840 --> 01:01:54.760
ultra gorgeous. Okay, they have
this thing going on, So I feel

852
01:01:54.760 --> 01:02:00.480
like him getting out of that bubble
of like the people that hate him.

853
01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:02.760
I don't know if he's ever gonna
get out of it because he's just forever

854
01:02:02.800 --> 01:02:08.480
associated with that ship Sony. They
thought Last of Us was woke as fuck

855
01:02:08.559 --> 01:02:13.039
because there's lesbians and ship, and
I'm like, whatever, dude, Yeah,

856
01:02:13.039 --> 01:02:15.400
at a certain point, you can't
you can't really care about it.

857
01:02:15.559 --> 01:02:19.480
And I don't think he cares.
No, Yeah, I don't think so

858
01:02:19.559 --> 01:02:22.400
either, But I'm sure it's frustrated
to be Like I'm sure it must be

859
01:02:22.400 --> 01:02:25.679
frustrating for Neil to like go out
on a red carpet and no, like

860
01:02:25.719 --> 01:02:29.920
I don't think he gave a ship
that no cameras were going off, you

861
01:02:29.920 --> 01:02:31.159
know what I mean. Like he
doesn't strike me and bas based on the

862
01:02:31.159 --> 01:02:35.400
people that I know who know him, like he's not the kind of person

863
01:02:35.440 --> 01:02:43.679
who wants to be there in the
first place, so he's so like exactly.

864
01:02:43.800 --> 01:02:47.320
So I just I feel bad knowing
just having been on the other side

865
01:02:47.320 --> 01:02:50.719
of it, like having been in
like these weird like kind of cause there

866
01:02:50.800 --> 01:02:53.039
was a for creator clash, like
I had to I had to do this

867
01:02:53.159 --> 01:02:58.679
kind of not media circuit in the
same way, but like I had to

868
01:02:58.719 --> 01:03:02.599
be like interviewed and and do all
this stuff that I just I really fucking

869
01:03:02.639 --> 01:03:06.679
didn't want to do at all.
Like I had no interest even after the

870
01:03:06.760 --> 01:03:12.039
show or after the show, after
the fight, you know, there was

871
01:03:12.079 --> 01:03:15.840
like a whole red carpet thing that
I went to, and I'm like,

872
01:03:15.119 --> 01:03:19.760
all right, I guess I'll meet
some friends that I don't see often there,

873
01:03:19.800 --> 01:03:22.239
I guess. But then I was
like called up on stage by a

874
01:03:22.239 --> 01:03:24.920
comedian like a day after I had
just been like punched in the head and

875
01:03:24.960 --> 01:03:28.679
broke my nose, and I was
just like I don't want to fucking be

876
01:03:28.800 --> 01:03:31.519
up here. But there I was
on stage, like in front of like

877
01:03:31.519 --> 01:03:36.599
everybody, in front of a fucking
room full of people not giving a shit

878
01:03:37.920 --> 01:03:40.159
or not wanting to be there at
all. And so like I get I

879
01:03:40.159 --> 01:03:44.159
guess for me, it's like I
can somewhat sympathize with like being in that

880
01:03:44.199 --> 01:03:50.639
weird position where you're just kind of
like misinterpreted or just in this really awkward

881
01:03:50.679 --> 01:03:52.119
situation that you just kind of have
to be as a nature of like what

882
01:03:52.159 --> 01:03:59.400
it is that you're participating in anyway. Yeah, that's separate. Sure that

883
01:03:59.519 --> 01:04:05.920
said, uh yeah a w with
all that said. But with all that

884
01:04:05.960 --> 01:04:13.639
said, Neil Druckman should be shot
dead. I'm just getting I really do.

885
01:04:15.840 --> 01:04:20.000
So it can't say I don't like
that. I know that's why we're

886
01:04:20.079 --> 01:04:27.239
joking. That we're joking and Neil
Druckman. We just spent twenty minutes going

887
01:04:27.239 --> 01:04:30.639
to bat for this guy, a
guy that I don't know personally at all,

888
01:04:30.400 --> 01:04:33.360
whose work I don't love. Okay, so like we've earned the right

889
01:04:33.400 --> 01:04:38.039
to like we've we've earned the right
to the game. I think it's just

890
01:04:38.159 --> 01:04:40.519
I just think that I don't know. I think it's that it's it's a

891
01:04:41.400 --> 01:04:45.360
it's a little manipulative in a way
to try to let's tell you the story.

892
01:04:45.760 --> 01:04:49.920
I think that Abby is dumb.
We talked about that, we're talking

893
01:04:49.920 --> 01:04:53.239
about the Last of Us. There's
a whole episode about the Last of Us

894
01:04:53.239 --> 01:04:57.440
that you can go fucking years probably, Yeah, the worst part of that

895
01:04:57.519 --> 01:05:01.599
series. Everybody's on fucking Abby.
It's at least the worst. Don't listen

896
01:05:01.639 --> 01:05:05.960
to Sweeney, just watch our other
episode. Right. I'm not saying you're

897
01:05:06.000 --> 01:05:10.039
wrong, I'm just saying we've done
this before. It's like a chicken fight,

898
01:05:10.559 --> 01:05:12.440
you know what I mean, It's
like how many more chicken fights?

899
01:05:12.639 --> 01:05:16.679
How many make a lady? He
blew my mind? You blew my mind.

900
01:05:16.719 --> 01:05:19.480
You don't know there's a lady chicken
fight. There's a lady chicken.

901
01:05:19.480 --> 01:05:23.719
I thought you guys told me that. I didn't say that told me that.

902
01:05:23.760 --> 01:05:26.840
I thought you guys told me that. Yeah, here's a female one.

903
01:05:27.480 --> 01:05:30.320
What who told me? I thought
you guys? Okay, well we

904
01:05:30.920 --> 01:05:34.559
did did you? Christ just forgot? I didn't know. He didn't remember

905
01:05:34.559 --> 01:05:41.239
anything. Your fucking anymore. That's
why you're gonna be lying and told you

906
01:05:41.239 --> 01:05:45.679
don't remember anymore. He's say stuff, Yeah, I don't even Yeah,

907
01:05:45.880 --> 01:05:50.039
Yes, let's knock these questions out
before I fucking yeah start questioning reality.

908
01:05:50.440 --> 01:05:55.679
All right, let's fucking let's move
on Halo three Mountain Dew Road, and

909
01:05:55.679 --> 01:05:58.039
he says, hello, married,
almost married and married to Glass Snapple.

910
01:05:58.719 --> 01:06:00.599
Divorce from Glass Snaple is or not
divorce? She's you know, I'm a

911
01:06:00.639 --> 01:06:06.559
widow because Glass Apple is dead.
It's really it's really tough out there looking

912
01:06:06.559 --> 01:06:13.599
for love after after something like that. But whatever, Yeah, one day.

913
01:06:14.800 --> 01:06:17.159
I've been listening since episode zero and
a first time patron. What's a

914
01:06:17.159 --> 01:06:20.800
song or band that you loved as
a kid but now realize is terrible as

915
01:06:20.840 --> 01:06:26.239
as an adult. I love this
one because I immediately thought Mambo number five,

916
01:06:26.239 --> 01:06:30.320
even though I always hated it.
Yeah, I love, but I

917
01:06:30.360 --> 01:06:41.719
can't stand It's quite hard. I
can't stand uh Sugar Ray anymore. I

918
01:06:41.800 --> 01:06:48.639
used to yeah, like listening to
Sugar Ray someday when my life has passed

919
01:06:48.719 --> 01:06:57.159
me bye, or like I just
won't a fly, or every oh my

920
01:06:57.199 --> 01:07:00.920
god, hello, hanging from the
corner like first, I used to like

921
01:07:00.960 --> 01:07:01.679
that shit as a kid, and
I listened to it now and I'm like,

922
01:07:01.719 --> 01:07:05.639
this ship is fucking awful. We
call that, we call that white

923
01:07:05.800 --> 01:07:13.079
we call that white core. Apparently
there used to be a punk band before

924
01:07:13.119 --> 01:07:17.559
they just sold out and went down
that route. That's crazy. That is

925
01:07:17.920 --> 01:07:23.519
they used to be a punk band. Yeah, apparently they somebody. Actually

926
01:07:23.719 --> 01:07:26.000
I never listened to it, but
they gave me their record. It was

927
01:07:26.039 --> 01:07:28.719
like a red disc. I never
listened to it. I was like,

928
01:07:28.719 --> 01:07:30.679
I don't I don't fucking I was
already I don't care. Yeah, he

929
01:07:31.079 --> 01:07:34.519
cares about the history of Sugar Ray. Not even Sugar Ray cares about Sugar

930
01:07:34.599 --> 01:07:40.000
Ray. Remember that dude got mad
when some kid called him sugar gay.

931
01:07:41.039 --> 01:07:45.880
Remember that there's there's like an interview
happening and some kids was like sugar gay,

932
01:07:45.960 --> 01:07:47.960
and he like came and confronted,
and I was like, you guys

933
01:07:47.960 --> 01:07:53.719
are forever sugar gay. Now you
shouldn't have said anything. Yeah, you

934
01:07:53.760 --> 01:07:57.599
gotta let it slide sometimes, Sugar
Ray. Man, God damn, you

935
01:07:57.639 --> 01:08:00.880
can't let slide. You cannot let
us slide. These little fucking punk is

936
01:08:00.920 --> 01:08:04.719
gonna ships you all the time.
You cannot anything slide time you acknowledge that

937
01:08:04.760 --> 01:08:10.039
you're mad. And now if I
ever meet Mark McGrath, I'm gonna say,

938
01:08:10.320 --> 01:08:12.679
hey, what's up, sugar gay? Like not even Mark, My

939
01:08:13.079 --> 01:08:15.359
God, he's gotta slide you.
He's gotta slide you. That's it he's

940
01:08:15.399 --> 01:08:21.640
got. If anything fair enough.
But if you call if you call him

941
01:08:21.880 --> 01:08:28.239
sugar gay, he will turn around
and like God of War three you like,

942
01:08:28.359 --> 01:08:30.720
he will like he will grab you
whatever. They will turn first person.

943
01:08:30.760 --> 01:08:36.520
They will be like done, just
pokes your eyes out and ship.

944
01:08:36.720 --> 01:08:41.079
Just can you imagine being beaten to
death by Sugar Ray because of that,

945
01:08:41.640 --> 01:08:45.960
like for calling for calling him sugar
you know what it's like. It's like

946
01:08:45.039 --> 01:08:49.960
it's like an episode of Punks where
Zach Brath beat up that child shook him

947
01:08:49.960 --> 01:08:58.079
and broke his little ship you little
wait, would you would you? Would

948
01:08:58.159 --> 01:09:00.319
you apologize while he's beating you up? Would you just keep calling him sugar

949
01:09:00.359 --> 01:09:08.319
gay? I would not stop?
You got it? That's how shows how

950
01:09:08.399 --> 01:09:11.399
real you are if you're If you're
real enough to keep calling him sugar gay

951
01:09:11.439 --> 01:09:15.600
while he's like about to kill you, then that that means what what if

952
01:09:15.600 --> 01:09:20.079
it's really what if it's a really
tragic scenario though, where like he beat

953
01:09:20.159 --> 01:09:24.279
he hits you so hard in the
head once that you're like, oh my

954
01:09:24.279 --> 01:09:27.000
god, this is really bad.
I have to apologize, but your brain

955
01:09:27.039 --> 01:09:30.239
has been damaged in such a way
where you can only remember him as sugar

956
01:09:30.279 --> 01:09:32.520
gay. So like you're saying,
like, oh, I'm sorry, you're

957
01:09:32.600 --> 01:09:39.079
trying to say I'm sorry. I
don't want to say this. I'm saying

958
01:09:39.119 --> 01:09:49.600
the wrong thing. I'm saying wrong
you Like this is like fucking when when

959
01:09:50.119 --> 01:09:56.479
when Nagan bashes fucking Glenn and he's
trying to like say something to Maggie.

960
01:09:56.520 --> 01:10:02.279
It's like the same thing. I
love you, like sugar and he's speaking

961
01:10:02.279 --> 01:10:11.439
of isn't it crazy? He's literally
careated that moment. He's sugar yay,

962
01:10:11.479 --> 01:10:15.199
good, did you go home and
drink me bits? They get the good?

963
01:10:16.560 --> 01:10:21.760
That was good? In fact,
there's somebody yeah, and you immediately

964
01:10:21.800 --> 01:10:30.199
result to a different language that you
didn't even know you knew probably idea Sylvester

965
01:10:30.319 --> 01:10:36.960
Stallone being beaten into drinking pists by
Sugar Ray Leonard sugar Ray Letter, Sugar

966
01:10:38.039 --> 01:10:44.000
Ray, that's sugar Ray, Sugar
Letter. It's funnier. That actually makes

967
01:10:44.079 --> 01:10:45.840
kind of sense though, but go
ahead, that could happen. Yeah,

968
01:10:47.720 --> 01:10:53.359
yeah, that that tracks artists I
used to like. I used to like

969
01:10:53.399 --> 01:10:57.800
that. I don't like anymore.
Tyler Creator actually really like a song or

970
01:10:57.800 --> 01:11:00.199
Tyler. I don't think there is
good music anymore coming on a But I

971
01:11:00.199 --> 01:11:01.960
think he's making it that he makes
he thinks it's good. Oh I'm good

972
01:11:01.960 --> 01:11:05.960
with that now. I think it's
very good. I though I was very

973
01:11:05.960 --> 01:11:10.079
good. I think Igor was experimental. I think Comana get lost a lot

974
01:11:10.079 --> 01:11:13.239
of flexing, a lot of flexing, like a lot of him like being

975
01:11:13.279 --> 01:11:15.239
real flex that what I've done.
But I'm like, you're you're not a

976
01:11:15.279 --> 01:11:18.439
great rapper Tyler, I messing.
You were talking about punch and pregnant and

977
01:11:18.680 --> 01:11:21.840
stuff like that. Yeah, but
also you grow up, you know,

978
01:11:21.960 --> 01:11:26.039
you grew up. He changed his
flow makes sense, I mean, I

979
01:11:26.079 --> 01:11:30.920
get it. It's like Eminem to
a certain like Marsha Madler's LP just goaded

980
01:11:30.960 --> 01:11:33.520
and then and then it just like
people give Eminem so much more credit than

981
01:11:33.520 --> 01:11:39.279
he deserves for how long he's been, Like Eminem was a great rapper for

982
01:11:39.319 --> 01:11:43.760
six years. He was an undeniably
unbelievable art of six years. I think

983
01:11:43.760 --> 01:11:46.880
the issue is that you made I
think the issue that you're facing is that,

984
01:11:47.000 --> 01:11:51.199
like you think he's getting credit for
making good music. I don't think

985
01:11:51.239 --> 01:11:54.680
that's really what's happened. I think
he's getting credit for being a good rapper,

986
01:11:54.720 --> 01:11:58.560
which he just objectively is still like
he just doesn't write. I think

987
01:11:58.640 --> 01:12:00.960
he is. I think that I
agree with he's onctingly a good rapper.

988
01:12:01.479 --> 01:12:09.520
I just think that like the fact
that Relapse and Recovery one Grammys really bothers

989
01:12:09.560 --> 01:12:14.359
me. That is crazy because those
albums are so motherfucking bad. Those albums

990
01:12:14.359 --> 01:12:17.119
are so bad. It's because I
tried to listen to them. I still

991
01:12:17.159 --> 01:12:21.880
I still stand by crack a bottle
being a banger. It's a fun song.

992
01:12:23.159 --> 01:12:27.239
It's not a good stand by being
a good song. Bro, I

993
01:12:27.319 --> 01:12:30.920
think because I think, what what's
the best part of that song is the

994
01:12:30.920 --> 01:12:39.680
best? Wait? Why is it
fun but not good? Like like like,

995
01:12:39.720 --> 01:12:44.000
what's the other song? Their honeys
like me, like I play in

996
01:12:44.000 --> 01:12:50.640
a band, but they don't.
They don't understand, Like that song is

997
01:12:50.760 --> 01:12:57.000
great because it's fun. It is
not a good rap song. It's fun.

998
01:12:57.119 --> 01:13:00.560
It's would not crack a bottle.
Crack a bar is a dope fucking

999
01:13:00.640 --> 01:13:11.319
beat first and foremost because the course
the bottles. I love the bottle.

1000
01:13:11.399 --> 01:13:14.760
You just hit the lotto. Oh
bitch, just hopping in my tahoe.

1001
01:13:14.800 --> 01:13:17.399
That's a that is dope. I
don't know what you're talking about. I

1002
01:13:17.439 --> 01:13:23.800
love it. I don't know my
band is all of a sudden, I

1003
01:13:23.840 --> 01:13:30.479
love my b I understand what you're
saying about my band being like it's it's

1004
01:13:30.680 --> 01:13:33.920
just it's clearly just there them fucking
around like at the end of start talking

1005
01:13:33.920 --> 01:13:42.920
about ship, like yeah, like
it's fucking I get what you're I get

1006
01:13:42.960 --> 01:13:46.039
what you're I don't know. I
have a hard time like considering a song

1007
01:13:46.079 --> 01:13:48.960
that I have that much fun listening
to. Not like I get what you're

1008
01:13:48.960 --> 01:13:51.199
saying, like they're just fucking around, but it kind of reminds me of

1009
01:13:51.239 --> 01:13:55.800
like you remember when Blur did Song
two to make fun of Nirvana and ended

1010
01:13:55.840 --> 01:13:58.399
up being like their biggest hit,
you know, Like it's kind of like

1011
01:13:58.399 --> 01:14:00.479
that where it's like you can make
something that that's just a funk around,

1012
01:14:00.600 --> 01:14:05.119
but like it can also be pretty
fucking it can be pretty good. I

1013
01:14:05.159 --> 01:14:09.920
think you can, but I don't
think. I don't think Eminem has gotten

1014
01:14:09.960 --> 01:14:15.319
that down. Challenge everybody, I
want to hear from our homeless listeners,

1015
01:14:15.079 --> 01:14:19.960
go listen to Crack a Bottle and
and let us know what you think.

1016
01:14:20.319 --> 01:14:26.760
Is this is this a good Eminem
song? Or do you agree that this

1017
01:14:26.840 --> 01:14:30.359
is just like no, I,
I think this is way past his prime

1018
01:14:30.399 --> 01:14:34.199
and it's and it's it's mid because
I just I'm I may be in the

1019
01:14:34.239 --> 01:14:39.680
minority where I just I really like
this song. And I will say,

1020
01:14:39.720 --> 01:14:45.880
obviously, I think Dre and fifty
their their verses, these verses really good.

1021
01:14:46.600 --> 01:15:03.760
Really, it's great. It's believe
I'm the game, but I didn't

1022
01:15:03.960 --> 01:15:14.920
see. Actually I'm having kind of
a hard time. Yeah, Like I'm

1023
01:15:15.920 --> 01:15:17.960
like, I'm having a hard time
with this actually, Like I don't know

1024
01:15:18.159 --> 01:15:23.520
what. I don't know if there's
a song that I there's there are bands

1025
01:15:23.560 --> 01:15:29.520
that I can't listen to earnestly anymore. I I guess, like it's hard

1026
01:15:29.520 --> 01:15:34.399
for me to listen to like three
Days Grace or something that one actually but

1027
01:15:34.399 --> 01:15:38.640
I still good one, but I
don't know, like good. But you

1028
01:15:38.640 --> 01:15:40.720
don't listen to that ship. You
don't listen to it though, right,

1029
01:15:41.479 --> 01:15:44.520
yeah, But like I don't even
know if it's necessarily because I wouldn't.

1030
01:15:44.560 --> 01:15:48.880
I just don't think to because it's
well, it's just so like you know

1031
01:15:48.920 --> 01:15:54.479
what I mean, you exactly,
you would feel gay listening to it when

1032
01:15:54.520 --> 01:15:58.000
I hear I Hate Everything about You
or whatever. I think that's what it's

1033
01:15:58.039 --> 01:16:00.880
called, right, Yeah, that
song I hate everything about you. I

1034
01:16:00.920 --> 01:16:04.199
feel gay when I hear that ship. But I know that it's a good

1035
01:16:04.239 --> 01:16:11.000
that's a fantastic song. It's great
guitar that the guitar, the guitar in

1036
01:16:11.039 --> 01:16:15.279
that song is fucking like it sounds
really good. But like I just I'm

1037
01:16:15.319 --> 01:16:19.800
not a teenager anymore. I don't
feel that I don't feel these things anymore.

1038
01:16:20.000 --> 01:16:25.079
So it's not it's not so the
question. The question is not necessarily

1039
01:16:25.079 --> 01:16:28.159
because it's like, what do you
realize is now terrible? As an adult?

1040
01:16:28.520 --> 01:16:31.119
I don't think it's terrible. I
just think it's for a specific time,

1041
01:16:32.199 --> 01:16:35.039
you know, like there's music for
specific times in your life. Those

1042
01:16:35.079 --> 01:16:41.520
adults making those songs have a ten
year old? Make it takes in you

1043
01:16:41.600 --> 01:16:44.159
have a ten year old make it
well? Because no, because I know

1044
01:16:44.239 --> 01:16:54.800
my question is this like that's everything
about you? No, very likely not.

1045
01:16:55.119 --> 01:16:58.720
But the reason why adult they make
it is because they can. And

1046
01:16:58.880 --> 01:17:01.000
like, you know, there's a
lot of people were just like fucking immature

1047
01:17:01.039 --> 01:17:05.439
for real, like that I say, a song you got the period time,

1048
01:17:05.479 --> 01:17:08.159
you know, like I made this
when I'm sixteen, when I'm mad

1049
01:17:08.159 --> 01:17:12.680
at my dad being a kingson and
well no, but kingson, here's here's

1050
01:17:12.880 --> 01:17:15.520
something that does happen, right,
And I know because I've done this for

1051
01:17:15.560 --> 01:17:18.960
sure, where like I have songs
that I wrote when I was fifteen that

1052
01:17:19.079 --> 01:17:21.439
like I'll be like, oh,
this is actually there's something here, and

1053
01:17:21.439 --> 01:17:25.680
then I'll just like finish it when
I'm a lot older, you know what

1054
01:17:25.720 --> 01:17:29.119
I mean, Because like why not
I wrote it, and I meant it

1055
01:17:29.239 --> 01:17:31.000
at the time, So why the
fuck would I not like it is?

1056
01:17:31.199 --> 01:17:34.479
I don't. I don't really understand
that that logic of just being like,

1057
01:17:34.520 --> 01:17:40.039
oh, I'm too old work for
me. So gay? This is so

1058
01:17:40.359 --> 01:17:45.880
gay. My fifteen year OLDSLF is
so fucking gay. When I listened to

1059
01:17:45.960 --> 01:17:50.119
my old shway, I like,
like the lyrics might I used to write

1060
01:17:50.159 --> 01:17:54.680
this. I was never super teenage
and angsty, but I was trying to

1061
01:17:54.720 --> 01:17:58.079
be like philosophical, and that was
my biggest problem. I'm a dumb,

1062
01:17:58.119 --> 01:18:01.640
fucking retarded kid. You're can it
be? Your lyrics aren't gonna be very

1063
01:18:02.199 --> 01:18:06.880
meaning and meaningful and philosophical. So
I go back and read my shit and

1064
01:18:06.920 --> 01:18:12.119
I'm like, this is just momentos
and I will never touch this ship.

1065
01:18:12.199 --> 01:18:16.079
But you were probably better at writing
than say I was, because I look

1066
01:18:16.119 --> 01:18:18.079
back on my shit, I'm like, no, thanks, Yeah, I

1067
01:18:18.119 --> 01:18:23.279
mean, it's not everything. I'll
put it this way. It's not everything,

1068
01:18:23.680 --> 01:18:27.119
but like, I'll put it this
way. If I wrote I hate

1069
01:18:27.159 --> 01:18:30.199
everything about you when I was seventeen
and I had a band at twenty five,

1070
01:18:30.680 --> 01:18:32.000
and I saw that I wrote that, I'd be like, we're making

1071
01:18:32.000 --> 01:18:36.560
this you know, like we're doing
we're doing this, especially if I have

1072
01:18:36.640 --> 01:18:40.680
like a loose recording and it's like
and it's like, damn, this is

1073
01:18:40.680 --> 01:18:43.600
actually like a good riff. Actually
like we can like make this really good

1074
01:18:43.720 --> 01:18:46.319
now that we're actually like proficient at
playing like there's I don't know, I

1075
01:18:46.319 --> 01:18:51.279
think there's value in that, sincerely
maybe, but you want to I actually

1076
01:18:51.319 --> 01:18:56.600
want to try this now and write
a Because I might have mentioned on the

1077
01:18:56.640 --> 01:18:59.960
podcast before, I never went through
that teenage anks phase like most people do.

1078
01:19:00.520 --> 01:19:03.319
I just for some reason didn't feel
angry or misunderstood or whatever the fuck.

1079
01:19:03.319 --> 01:19:06.039
Even though I loved all that music, didn't connect it. I didn't

1080
01:19:06.039 --> 01:19:09.560
connect with Lincoln Park. I listened
to it and be like, it sounds

1081
01:19:09.560 --> 01:19:13.800
amazing, but this means nothing to
me. I want to try to write

1082
01:19:13.840 --> 01:19:17.720
something. I want to write emo
angsty. I want to write something,

1083
01:19:17.960 --> 01:19:21.760
and maybe maybe you can help me. Let's let's write an anthem for the

1084
01:19:21.840 --> 01:19:26.039
fucking teenagers, man, Let's see
if we can do it. That's not

1085
01:19:26.920 --> 01:19:30.720
that's not I think that's the worst
ever. I really think that was the

1086
01:19:30.760 --> 01:19:32.640
worst era of music. Man.
I really cannot stand that. Emo.

1087
01:19:32.760 --> 01:19:36.479
I don't know, I like a
lot of it, like a little bit

1088
01:19:36.520 --> 01:19:43.039
worse because for me, I also
never went through that era and I was

1089
01:19:43.199 --> 01:19:47.159
just trapped around that music. I
was trapped and I was like I don't

1090
01:19:47.239 --> 01:19:54.119
like this, and I didn't know
the radio it's song to take on anyone

1091
01:19:54.840 --> 01:20:01.560
know that you are wrong and this
is not where you blow. I hated

1092
01:20:01.600 --> 01:20:04.640
that ship. That's why I became
when we met that era because that was

1093
01:20:04.680 --> 01:20:13.000
my only escape. I never liked
that song because I'm listening to the lyrics

1094
01:20:13.000 --> 01:20:15.079
and I'm hearing how it sounds,
and I'm like, this is so because

1095
01:20:15.079 --> 01:20:17.600
I was already listening to heavy music
around that time. Nothing is so not

1096
01:20:17.920 --> 01:20:23.199
heavy and like the lyrics though,
are like yeah yeah, And I was

1097
01:20:23.239 --> 01:20:26.239
like I don't like this. I
loved it, honestly, like so much

1098
01:20:26.279 --> 01:20:31.119
fun song Like that's actually, now
I think about it, that's probably that's

1099
01:20:31.119 --> 01:20:35.199
probably the example that's like, I
think Headstrong by Trapp is probably it's probably

1100
01:20:35.199 --> 01:20:39.079
the one where like, look when
you're when you're a kid and you don't

1101
01:20:39.079 --> 01:20:42.439
have a lot of you don't hear
a lot like that's kind of that's kind

1102
01:20:42.479 --> 01:20:45.439
of it's fun as fuck. It's
it's good, like melodically speaking. I

1103
01:20:45.479 --> 01:20:51.880
think it's actually pretty decent, but
like, no, that's that. It

1104
01:20:51.920 --> 01:20:56.159
is gay. I'm sorry it's gay. Look it was gay when I was

1105
01:20:56.159 --> 01:20:58.680
thirteen. Like I wasn't, uh
now look at it. To be fair,

1106
01:20:59.520 --> 01:21:10.359
I wasn't angry so reason in the
context of when I when some ship

1107
01:21:10.479 --> 01:21:13.600
is just so corny, I'm like, dude, that is come on,

1108
01:21:14.239 --> 01:21:17.079
because sometimes when you saw ship,
even as a kid, you sometimes had

1109
01:21:17.079 --> 01:21:20.560
to at least acknowledge that, like, I know, what I'm listening to

1110
01:21:21.600 --> 01:21:29.560
is kind of stupid, Like what
like I was listening to, you know

1111
01:21:29.680 --> 01:21:31.600
that there was some people that were
making some really heavy music and I felt

1112
01:21:31.600 --> 01:21:33.960
like, oh, these people are
a little nuts. I felt like these

1113
01:21:33.960 --> 01:21:39.560
guys are it was baby's first fit. I guess that's what That's what that

1114
01:21:39.600 --> 01:21:44.159
song felt to me, Like yeah, and Headstrong by Traps is a mash

1115
01:21:44.239 --> 01:21:49.159
pit at at a Catholic daycare is
the best way that I can put it.

1116
01:21:49.800 --> 01:21:54.880
I can't. That was all surrounded
by and I was like I wanted

1117
01:21:54.920 --> 01:21:58.920
and I wanted any of the kind
of music. I wanted anything else and

1118
01:21:58.960 --> 01:22:00.960
I couldn't find it. And I
was like, I'm just gonna watch anime'n

1119
01:22:01.640 --> 01:22:11.199
animated its own damage to me,
though you're not completely damaged, You're not

1120
01:22:11.359 --> 01:22:14.960
like cause the anime people I know
are they're they're fucking hopeless. Dude,

1121
01:22:15.279 --> 01:22:18.079
Bro, I think I stopped watching
anime at a certain time. I gave

1122
01:22:18.119 --> 01:22:21.840
it up. You know, every
everything, I've liked, every weird thing,

1123
01:22:23.439 --> 01:22:26.000
but I always give it up before
I go to my fall to you,

1124
01:22:26.079 --> 01:22:28.520
Like, I like Sonic a lot
when I was younger, but I

1125
01:22:28.600 --> 01:22:30.920
never I never went online looked of
Sonic. I never did it. For

1126
01:22:30.960 --> 01:22:33.039
some reason. I was like,
I'm just not gonna lookup Sonic on the

1127
01:22:33.039 --> 01:22:35.800
computer. I'm gonna watch Sonic ex
and I'm gonna really enjoy it. I'm

1128
01:22:35.800 --> 01:22:40.960
gonna play Time of Adventure for the
Game Boy Advance and really enjoy these games.

1129
01:22:41.319 --> 01:22:44.279
But I'm never gonna look up so
I don't need to know what is

1130
01:22:44.840 --> 01:22:48.479
What is it about? What is
it about Three Days Pipeline? Bro?

1131
01:22:49.159 --> 01:22:51.159
What is it about Three Days Grace
that I've friends? Like, Yeah,

1132
01:22:51.159 --> 01:22:54.319
I'm probably not gonna listen to Three
Days Grace same time soon, but like,

1133
01:22:54.359 --> 01:22:57.359
if Breaking Benjamin comes out, I'm
probably not gonna skip it. Like

1134
01:22:57.399 --> 01:23:00.159
what is that? Because it does
not have the same Ara dude. It

1135
01:23:00.199 --> 01:23:04.119
was in the same genre, but
like say, for example, my favorite

1136
01:23:04.199 --> 01:23:08.680
yeah You're right, my favorite song
of theirs, and even the music vide

1137
01:23:08.680 --> 01:23:11.680
if you watch the music video,
are so cold, Like that ship was

1138
01:23:11.720 --> 01:23:15.279
grown up ship. It was not
like it was showing. It was showing

1139
01:23:15.319 --> 01:23:18.680
these amiss amiss niggas and this dude's
carrying this cross and he essentially carries into

1140
01:23:18.680 --> 01:23:23.720
the fucking lake and you know,
yeah, it's like it's a it's a

1141
01:23:23.720 --> 01:23:28.039
really cool music video, like just
kind of this is the concepts are much

1142
01:23:28.119 --> 01:23:30.920
more grow now. Diary of Jade
Little, you know, kind of scaled

1143
01:23:30.960 --> 01:23:33.600
back right sure, but like a
lot of their songs were the concepts were

1144
01:23:33.600 --> 01:23:38.960
more grown up than like, uh, let's say I hate everything about you

1145
01:23:39.119 --> 01:23:42.399
is there's some teenager fighting with this
drunk dad in the music video. You

1146
01:23:42.439 --> 01:23:45.520
know this is about like, oh
I know this, uh that don't kill

1147
01:23:45.520 --> 01:23:47.399
Yourself song? What was it called
not too Late? Never too Late?

1148
01:23:48.000 --> 01:23:53.359
Like that that's a song I even
love the It's one of the simplest songs

1149
01:23:53.399 --> 01:23:55.479
to play on the guitar. That
like, I was like, oh,

1150
01:23:55.560 --> 01:24:00.000
I love this song for that reason, and uh was called do kill Yourself?

1151
01:24:00.720 --> 01:24:05.640
Probably, but I haven't found it. I don't think I did a

1152
01:24:05.680 --> 01:24:09.840
song. I did a song a
long time ago with Bionic Pig. It's

1153
01:24:10.159 --> 01:24:15.079
crazy. Wow, yeah, eternity
again. Where we Yeah, where we

1154
01:24:15.159 --> 01:24:16.560
were. We we did have like
the whole point was like it was like,

1155
01:24:16.600 --> 01:24:21.000
don't kill yourself, but it was
like it was like, even though

1156
01:24:21.039 --> 01:24:26.640
you really should, you shouldn't,
And that was kind of that was kind

1157
01:24:26.640 --> 01:24:30.720
of how we got around it.
I still like that, so I feel

1158
01:24:30.720 --> 01:24:33.279
like it came out pretty fun.
But yeah, I uh, I don't

1159
01:24:33.319 --> 01:24:38.640
know, man, it is interesting. I do think I do think there

1160
01:24:38.720 --> 01:24:43.520
is a degree of like if it's
easy to play, I kind of maybe

1161
01:24:43.520 --> 01:24:45.920
are I'm inherently a little bit softer
on it because it's such a it's such

1162
01:24:45.920 --> 01:24:50.079
a good way to get introduced to
playing I think that's what I think.

1163
01:24:50.079 --> 01:24:54.199
That's honestly why, like as much
as I don't really listen to Modern Green

1164
01:24:54.239 --> 01:24:57.239
Day as much anymore, Like that's
why I can't help it, like have

1165
01:24:57.600 --> 01:25:00.600
a really huge affinity for them,
because like so much of the ship was

1166
01:25:00.640 --> 01:25:03.079
like you could play this, like
this was not even remotely out of the

1167
01:25:03.119 --> 01:25:05.880
realm of possibility. It would be
hard to play it and sound is good,

1168
01:25:06.239 --> 01:25:13.960
but like, yeah, fucking brain
stew that's that is That's an amazing,

1169
01:25:14.720 --> 01:25:17.000
amazing Yeah, that's a great starting
point. Finally hard and I can't

1170
01:25:17.000 --> 01:25:23.319
stop coming in my sleep. Yeah
that's it. No rest for god,

1171
01:25:23.560 --> 01:25:40.439
there's not in my eyes coming on
coming loads with every droke. I'm coming

1172
01:25:40.640 --> 01:25:48.600
loads, no rest in balls.
I'm gonna put that. You gotta put

1173
01:25:48.600 --> 01:25:56.800
that thing in where it's like it's
almost like a pop Dylan type type thing

1174
01:25:56.840 --> 01:25:58.680
that he's got going. It's like
not quite but it's like he's like,

1175
01:25:58.760 --> 01:26:19.840
I'm cutting numb day. Didn't you
just say on day? That's a great

1176
01:26:19.880 --> 01:26:26.079
fucking song, dude. That song
reminds me. It's like it's so dooky

1177
01:26:26.319 --> 01:26:30.039
esque to me. I love that
song. It's something about that. I

1178
01:26:30.560 --> 01:26:32.119
will admit. I will admit as
much as I do like that song.

1179
01:26:32.159 --> 01:26:34.720
And that was one of the songs
I was like, I think it was

1180
01:26:34.760 --> 01:26:38.239
just too overplayed for me at the
time, so I can't listen to it

1181
01:26:38.279 --> 01:26:42.239
now, but I do it is
a good song. Okay, but yeah,

1182
01:26:42.520 --> 01:26:45.920
is it? Let me ask you
something. What was We'll move on.

1183
01:26:46.000 --> 01:26:49.079
I was recently because they put out
a new album. I went on

1184
01:26:49.119 --> 01:26:53.840
a green day Binge to just kind
of compare and contrast. And when you

1185
01:26:53.920 --> 01:27:00.159
go to American Idiot, the songs
all have like these Ford slashes nerd two

1186
01:27:00.199 --> 01:27:02.239
of them put together. Was it
always like them? Did they fuck up?

1187
01:27:02.920 --> 01:27:10.279
Like if you go on Spotify right
now, it'll yeah holiday fucking yeah,

1188
01:27:10.279 --> 01:27:15.439
and it transitions into like something tranransitions, And yeah, I don't like

1189
01:27:15.800 --> 01:27:20.199
fox their numbers up too, if
that's uh, because like what are the

1190
01:27:20.439 --> 01:27:25.640
popular? Is obviously good, but
if you're Green Day, do you you

1191
01:27:25.720 --> 01:27:29.399
probably care about numbers? You probably
don't care about numbers and that at that

1192
01:27:29.439 --> 01:27:31.560
point you're fine. But like,
yeah, I don't know, there's there

1193
01:27:31.600 --> 01:27:34.920
are some songs that like transition into
the other one, and I don't know,

1194
01:27:35.960 --> 01:27:39.479
I don't know if it was always
like that, because that's been a

1195
01:27:39.479 --> 01:27:43.159
thing that they've done before. Like
I think there's a song on Dookie that

1196
01:27:43.319 --> 01:27:49.319
has a transition, like I think
Chump transitions into something like the next one

1197
01:27:49.359 --> 01:27:54.760
after Chump and like a trade like
a long View, it transitions into long

1198
01:27:54.840 --> 01:27:58.920
view like with that long bass doom
doom doom doom. Yeah, But but

1199
01:27:59.000 --> 01:28:01.840
yeah, I don't know, But
sometimes I just sometimes on American Idio,

1200
01:28:01.880 --> 01:28:03.479
I just want to listen to one
of them and I have to skip ahead,

1201
01:28:03.479 --> 01:28:09.319
and it's kind annoying, it's it's
weird. It's yeah that that I

1202
01:28:09.319 --> 01:28:14.279
felt like that was super inconvenient,
but whatever. Anyway, Yeah, yeah,

1203
01:28:15.239 --> 01:28:19.399
it's definitely trapped, and it's definitely
trapped, trapped with Headstrong. It's

1204
01:28:19.399 --> 01:28:25.960
probably also that band is fucking crazy. That guy's insane, wasn't it.

1205
01:28:26.000 --> 01:28:30.119
Didn't you like go out like that
weird like trump Binge or something. So

1206
01:28:30.199 --> 01:28:33.600
he's a fucking chud. He's a
fucking chud. So is uh Aaron Lewis

1207
01:28:33.600 --> 01:28:38.640
of Staine because Stain is one of
my favorite bands. Stayine is one of

1208
01:28:38.680 --> 01:28:45.359
my favorite fucking bands and I I
am so sad he became the he became

1209
01:28:45.399 --> 01:28:48.720
the biggest piece of ship ever and
even they just dropped an album last year

1210
01:28:48.760 --> 01:28:53.479
and it's fucking amazing. For like, if you're a Stain fan, it's

1211
01:28:53.600 --> 01:28:57.279
just as good as they're fucking like
break the Cycle Ship, which is insane

1212
01:28:57.279 --> 01:29:02.800
to me because over two decades and
in this piece that is yeah, good

1213
01:29:02.840 --> 01:29:05.560
Google, let me say if I
can find the Google dic I wrote it,

1214
01:29:05.920 --> 01:29:12.239
like no, when Aaron Lewis made
that song, that Trump song was

1215
01:29:12.239 --> 01:29:15.520
talking about, like what the fuck
that the Boomer Doomer song, That Boomer

1216
01:29:15.640 --> 01:29:19.079
Doomer song. I don't even know
what it's called, dude, I'm being

1217
01:29:19.079 --> 01:29:24.279
honest. I blocked it from my
memory. I was just like, what

1218
01:29:24.439 --> 01:29:27.960
happened? This is? This was
my god personage? That sucks? Like

1219
01:29:28.800 --> 01:29:34.079
I I just stay in as that
one like angsty alternative metal band that I

1220
01:29:34.239 --> 01:29:38.359
just love so much and I wish
I could. I was like, man,

1221
01:29:38.399 --> 01:29:40.640
I wish I could write songs like
this because it's just so easy.

1222
01:29:41.319 --> 01:29:44.760
It's so slow, so moody.
It just like I don't know, oh

1223
01:29:44.840 --> 01:29:48.760
yeah, I wrote like a fake
version of that song that he that he

1224
01:29:48.880 --> 01:29:50.760
that he put out like I wrote
it. I haven't all written out,

1225
01:29:50.760 --> 01:29:53.880
but I never did it. I
was supposed to be a part of a

1226
01:29:53.960 --> 01:29:55.640
video, but I was just like
I just didn't have the time to put

1227
01:29:55.640 --> 01:29:59.560
it in or like mix it and
all that done. Am I the only

1228
01:29:59.600 --> 01:30:03.359
one? Do you remember? Am
I? The only one that's that's it's

1229
01:30:03.439 --> 01:30:11.119
flooding back now? Who sees they're
trying to make our sounds and strands?

1230
01:30:12.399 --> 01:30:23.600
Is it just me see through the
mars? It's so stop stop, we

1231
01:30:23.680 --> 01:30:26.760
gotta do it. It just make
me angry. You should, you should

1232
01:30:26.800 --> 01:30:30.319
absolutely do it. I should,
guys, this is this is the picture

1233
01:30:30.319 --> 01:30:34.399
of the coyotes. Oh, go
ahead, god the coyotes. Okay,

1234
01:30:34.960 --> 01:30:40.840
I'll say what you're gonna say,
and then i'll i'll I'll put it in

1235
01:30:40.880 --> 01:30:42.760
the chat. I'll put it in
the chat. I put in the chat,

1236
01:30:42.720 --> 01:30:44.920
all right, put in the chat. The thing, the reason it

1237
01:30:45.039 --> 01:30:46.479
stuck out to me is because I
had a line in that song that,

1238
01:30:46.520 --> 01:30:50.560
like, I remember laughing when I
wrote it, but I was, but

1239
01:30:50.600 --> 01:30:54.039
I was too scared to sing it
because I felt like people would like take

1240
01:30:54.079 --> 01:31:00.840
it seriously because the song goes like
am I the only one? Sometime better?

1241
01:31:00.600 --> 01:31:02.039
I don't know, I don't remember
what he said, but it was

1242
01:31:02.079 --> 01:31:06.880
some nonsense about like how who sees
the damns on TV? Or whatever?

1243
01:31:08.039 --> 01:31:11.399
Like you know, and I wrote
it's like, am I the only one

1244
01:31:12.479 --> 01:31:17.760
sick of the soy? I like
my hoods watten with the poet and all

1245
01:31:17.800 --> 01:31:25.319
these like these that like it's good, but like I don't, I'm so

1246
01:31:25.439 --> 01:31:29.119
scared, so scared to record it. So what is this? So?

1247
01:31:29.159 --> 01:31:30.960
What is this coyote I'm talking about? I'm putting the chat right now,

1248
01:31:32.640 --> 01:31:38.039
this fucking psychopath. Oh hold on, Accidentally, this better not be another

1249
01:31:38.079 --> 01:31:45.159
image of Naruto being fingered again.
That that's that was why that best tweet

1250
01:31:45.199 --> 01:31:50.880
of mine that was so much more
so Aaron Lewis. He took I think

1251
01:31:51.640 --> 01:31:59.039
twenty four or however many coyotes and
spelt out Trump twenty four just a bunch

1252
01:31:59.039 --> 01:32:06.039
of dead fucking coyotes and spelled Trump
twenty four post on Instagram, and I'm

1253
01:32:06.039 --> 01:32:12.800
like, you're a fucking psychopath,
dude, And I was like this I

1254
01:32:12.880 --> 01:32:15.279
used to I used to fucking this
guy was used to be one of my

1255
01:32:15.399 --> 01:32:21.239
favorite fucking singers. And it's like, damn, it's just a lot of

1256
01:32:21.239 --> 01:32:27.359
people that I admire turning into ship
Ahead show How to Choose Them, Derek,

1257
01:32:27.880 --> 01:32:29.560
how to Choose him? But I
know, I guess it is my

1258
01:32:29.640 --> 01:32:35.760
problem? Is it that is so
fucking scary and cringe like you would think

1259
01:32:35.800 --> 01:32:40.039
that, like, let me take
a bunch of dead animal carcasses and then

1260
01:32:40.239 --> 01:32:45.399
spell out this guy like you should
never have that much, you should never

1261
01:32:45.520 --> 01:32:49.720
revere a politician that much. Ever, these people are like nah, but

1262
01:32:49.800 --> 01:32:55.239
this guy, this guy, this
I hate the elites, but this guy,

1263
01:32:56.000 --> 01:33:00.760
he's he's the elite that's gonna somehow
uh uh not be a lead.

1264
01:33:00.880 --> 01:33:05.800
I don't know it something, it's
something. I'm not going to finish that

1265
01:33:05.840 --> 01:33:13.960
thought though. Let's get out of
here. Oh no, we gotta gets

1266
01:33:14.199 --> 01:33:17.000
Where's where's he's getting? Where's the
patron with the for where to go?

1267
01:33:17.119 --> 01:33:23.720
Oh? There it is? Uh
oh oh I lost it, Peter,

1268
01:33:25.760 --> 01:33:32.680
Peter, I lost the mother in
law is the funniest ship ever to me,

1269
01:33:32.800 --> 01:33:40.359
dog, because the scream that Lois's
voice actress does is crazy. When

1270
01:33:40.399 --> 01:33:44.479
Peter eats out Babs, he gets
likes like presposal. Whenever he hears he

1271
01:33:44.720 --> 01:33:47.199
like a certain show, he like
eats out the woman close to him.

1272
01:33:47.600 --> 01:33:51.800
What are you talking about? Are
you talking about? Family guy? Where

1273
01:33:51.840 --> 01:33:56.640
Peter gets hypnotized, So whenever he
hears a certain sort of like a que

1274
01:33:56.800 --> 01:34:01.640
on a show, he goes down
and whatever woman's nearest to him. That's

1275
01:34:01.880 --> 01:34:05.640
so it ends up eating out his
mother in law. This happened on what

1276
01:34:05.840 --> 01:34:13.640
South Park? You said, family
guys, I I don't even I that

1277
01:34:13.880 --> 01:34:15.600
ate out has made law. That
made me want to that made you want

1278
01:34:15.600 --> 01:34:20.520
to quick The show get hilarious because
though sway that Lois's voice actress screams as

1279
01:34:21.000 --> 01:34:27.640
wild. I have not seen that, and nor do I want to.

1280
01:34:27.840 --> 01:34:31.000
I guess I don't know what the
fuck this is funny? Yeah, I

1281
01:34:31.000 --> 01:34:40.199
guess I I uh, I feel
like I feel like that really like that

1282
01:34:40.239 --> 01:34:45.720
really threw me off in a way
that I was not anticipating. Loish,

1283
01:34:45.960 --> 01:34:46.960
I have a gun, Lowest,
I'm coming for you, low Wish.

1284
01:34:47.760 --> 01:34:56.520
Yeah, you're freaking bro Okay,
let's see. So so okay, this

1285
01:34:56.600 --> 01:34:59.479
is a fun This is a funny
one that I think we can well,

1286
01:34:59.479 --> 01:35:02.439
I know the grognards on YouTube rode
in He says, what's up, Homo

1287
01:35:02.600 --> 01:35:08.720
game men with with Joe Rogan's podcast, Oh, punctuation is really important.

1288
01:35:09.039 --> 01:35:15.239
What's up, Homo gay in with
Joe Rogan's podcast Getting Worse? I've been

1289
01:35:15.279 --> 01:35:18.560
on search for a new for a
podcast that fits that broad subject matter but

1290
01:35:18.640 --> 01:35:23.279
is also entertaining. What podcasts have
you found that you all really like?

1291
01:35:23.560 --> 01:35:27.760
I personally think this past weekend with
Theovanna's pretty wild, So my recommend it.

1292
01:35:27.800 --> 01:35:30.479
So there's this show called The Snark
Tank that I think is pretty good.

1293
01:35:30.239 --> 01:35:36.640
And that's that's I think where we'll
where we'll leave it. You know,

1294
01:35:36.640 --> 01:35:40.720
I'm not gonna promote other people's fucking
are you kidding? Are you joking?

1295
01:35:41.039 --> 01:35:44.279
I just really don't have one though, to be honest, especially I

1296
01:35:44.279 --> 01:35:45.760
don't have one. Yeah, I
don't listen to podcasts. Almost nobody does

1297
01:35:45.840 --> 01:35:50.000
podcast five days a week either.
Sometimes you don't say Joe like he does

1298
01:35:50.039 --> 01:35:56.000
it like a weekly. That's why
he's at like a thousand and something episodes

1299
01:35:56.399 --> 01:36:00.000
at thirteen hundred wherever the fuck is
at? That is crazy. Feel you're

1300
01:36:00.640 --> 01:36:03.439
been doing his podcast? Huh?
How long have we been doing this podcast?

1301
01:36:03.720 --> 01:36:06.920
He's been doing it probably since two
thousand and eight or nine, I

1302
01:36:06.960 --> 01:36:14.680
think I think that's when he really
officially started doing it and then uh yeah,

1303
01:36:15.279 --> 01:36:16.760
but then like when he started taking
it seriously and start doing a five

1304
01:36:17.560 --> 01:36:20.800
because that's just nobody else does that
really. I mean people do, like

1305
01:36:20.880 --> 01:36:26.119
yeah, radio daily shows and whatever
the fuck, But as far as podcasting,

1306
01:36:26.600 --> 01:36:30.159
I mean, two a week is
usually maximum. That's usually the maximum.

1307
01:36:30.239 --> 01:36:32.239
Or people diversified have a billion podcasts, right, So it's like that.

1308
01:36:32.239 --> 01:36:34.239
That's why I have so many times
I'm saying the N word, brouse

1309
01:36:34.319 --> 01:36:36.760
Jesus. That's a lot. It's
a lot of time sitting down and talk

1310
01:36:36.800 --> 01:36:40.119
to a lot of n words.
You got a few of them, at

1311
01:36:40.199 --> 01:36:44.840
least the alien outside your house?
The alien outside your house? Right,

1312
01:36:44.880 --> 01:36:47.640
and he says, hey, blind
Blacken, my escaped experiment. A longtime

1313
01:36:47.760 --> 01:36:53.159
Patreon patron, first time question asker, in the spirit of the Independence Day

1314
01:36:53.159 --> 01:36:57.000
rewrite, if you had to pick
one, which cryptid would you all have

1315
01:36:57.079 --> 01:37:03.199
a guest for the show's they're a
smart enough to talk? Which one you

1316
01:37:03.239 --> 01:37:10.199
gotta have? Big Foot? Bigfoot? I want to talk to and I

1317
01:37:10.239 --> 01:37:15.640
want to explore her relationship with Uncle
Phil. I want to know. I

1318
01:37:15.680 --> 01:37:18.439
want to know also how they got
together? Are they are they dating?

1319
01:37:18.520 --> 01:37:23.000
I want to know it all?
Yeah, are they fucking? Like?

1320
01:37:23.000 --> 01:37:27.479
What's going on? Are you?
Hello? Hello? Luckness Monster? How

1321
01:37:27.560 --> 01:37:34.199
you doing? Are You's a little
personal question? Would you think, Sudnce

1322
01:37:34.279 --> 01:37:39.039
we at least three personal question?
Ask me? Yeah, maybe at least

1323
01:37:39.039 --> 01:37:41.479
want to get drunk before you get
there. I like the I like the

1324
01:37:41.520 --> 01:37:45.520
idea that the Luckiness monsters are really
like it's almost like Elon Musk on the

1325
01:37:45.520 --> 01:37:50.199
podcast on Joe Rogan where he's like
really boring. I'd have disappointing. That

1326
01:37:50.199 --> 01:37:54.960
would be enough, like to have
a supernatural fucking creature like some some this

1327
01:37:55.159 --> 01:37:58.840
this borderline folklore on a show in
person for the first time, and it's

1328
01:37:58.920 --> 01:38:02.680
just boring as fun, Like imagine
our first interview with an alien is bland,

1329
01:38:03.399 --> 01:38:08.680
Like it's not even as interesting as
like Sidney Sweeney's hot ones. You

1330
01:38:08.720 --> 01:38:16.800
know, yeah, just like one
word answers, Yeah, tell me a

1331
01:38:16.800 --> 01:38:24.279
little bit about your plan or something
like it's cool. Really that would piss

1332
01:38:24.359 --> 01:38:27.359
me off so much. It's like, is this guy blue there? He's

1333
01:38:27.399 --> 01:38:34.680
like not really, just no information
out of this guy. I would so

1334
01:38:34.720 --> 01:38:38.680
I think I would want the cubicappra
just because I want to sort out,

1335
01:38:38.760 --> 01:38:42.960
like what the fuck this guy looks
like? Like there's too many interpretations of

1336
01:38:43.000 --> 01:38:46.079
this fucking thing bigfoot. I think
we all have a pretty unified understanding of

1337
01:38:46.079 --> 01:38:49.239
what big Fook looks like. We
even have that fake footage I'm sorry that

1338
01:38:49.239 --> 01:38:54.119
that real footage of him turning around
in the woods. Uh. So we

1339
01:38:54.199 --> 01:38:57.239
have like a general shape, but
the cup of Icabra is literally just word

1340
01:38:57.279 --> 01:39:00.800
of mouth. I've seen him renders
of him where he's like a goblin figure.

1341
01:39:01.000 --> 01:39:05.600
I've seen it's where it's a dog. I've seen where it's like a

1342
01:39:05.920 --> 01:39:09.800
bat type thing, like, I
don't know what this thing is. So

1343
01:39:09.880 --> 01:39:12.680
if I were to have a one
Cryptid on the show, it would be

1344
01:39:12.720 --> 01:39:16.680
it would easily be the cheap of
copper just to render the mystery solved at

1345
01:39:16.760 --> 01:39:21.600
least for that. That's because I
gotta know, Because I gotta say,

1346
01:39:23.840 --> 01:39:26.840
I don't think of a dog.
I don't think of a dog. When

1347
01:39:26.880 --> 01:39:30.399
I think of a dog at all, I think this way. You know

1348
01:39:30.960 --> 01:39:36.479
you remember you guys saw Scooby Do
the movie, right, yes, the

1349
01:39:36.479 --> 01:39:43.680
first one. You know those goblin
like the things they turned into. Yeah,

1350
01:39:43.680 --> 01:39:48.079
a live action one. I imagine
one of those, but more fairal

1351
01:39:49.279 --> 01:39:55.039
yeah, I almost imagine, like
I almost imagine, like you know that,

1352
01:39:55.119 --> 01:39:57.680
you know, the alien from Destroyal
Humans. It's a Mexican. A

1353
01:39:57.720 --> 01:40:03.359
Mexican. Shoul Mexican show you exactly
what I imagine, because ever since I

1354
01:40:03.399 --> 01:40:06.319
saw this picture on this put in
chat, I'd be like, I'm pretty

1355
01:40:06.359 --> 01:40:12.239
sure this is how they look.
This is how I've I've always envisioned that

1356
01:40:12.319 --> 01:40:15.359
Cuba Kabras look somewhere along like that. I was like, oh God,

1357
01:40:15.680 --> 01:40:24.720
accurate, that's pretty The Tupac Cabra, yo, this is amazing. Anything

1358
01:40:24.760 --> 01:40:32.079
that has spikes I'm not. Yeah, fights are such an aggressive biological evolution,

1359
01:40:32.439 --> 01:40:35.680
Like there's such an aggressive phenotypical change, and I'm like ill, I

1360
01:40:35.720 --> 01:40:40.399
don't like it is crazy. When
do you think of when you think about

1361
01:40:40.479 --> 01:40:42.920
like the idea of like spikes on
an animal like that, or like it's

1362
01:40:42.920 --> 01:40:49.239
like, dude, this this,
this animal has thorns. That is fucking

1363
01:40:49.520 --> 01:40:56.000
crazy, Like stay away from that. There's nothing with thorns that you should

1364
01:40:56.039 --> 01:40:59.600
be approaching, especially animals, especially
something that could of its free will just

1365
01:40:59.640 --> 01:41:03.920
coming rend you lifeless. Like no
way, man, no way, I

1366
01:41:05.359 --> 01:41:12.000
copy damn like most like most things
that have spikes granted are like herbivores,

1367
01:41:12.039 --> 01:41:19.840
I'd assume, or like why that's
still would just gave a wars because why

1368
01:41:19.840 --> 01:41:24.760
would why would? I'm the wars
usually don't have spikes some more defensive things.

1369
01:41:25.960 --> 01:41:30.479
Yeah, but why wouldn't. I
mean Comny wars, Comny wars.

1370
01:41:31.000 --> 01:41:35.359
They only eat come, Yeah,
yep, they only eat comes. My

1371
01:41:35.399 --> 01:41:45.000
favorite dinosaur, the Commosaurus. So
its come. The dinosaurs and Jackson Waffin

1372
01:41:45.159 --> 01:41:49.239
each start coming and it leaves them
there and the gaunt entire. So this

1373
01:41:49.359 --> 01:41:53.239
is funny. This is this is
an interesting one. I think the answer

1374
01:41:53.279 --> 01:41:56.640
is pretty simple. But like SEMs
wrote, and he says, would it

1375
01:41:56.640 --> 01:41:59.760
be morally wrong for me, as
a white man to call Bill Cosby the

1376
01:41:59.840 --> 01:42:03.399
end word? If I ever encountered
him on the street? Yes, yes,

1377
01:42:03.600 --> 01:42:11.800
probably. I mean there's other things
you could say. Yeah, imagine

1378
01:42:11.840 --> 01:42:15.520
being like, how can I like, I'm going to call this guy the

1379
01:42:15.560 --> 01:42:17.359
worst thing I can think of and
then say the N word? But you're

1380
01:42:17.399 --> 01:42:23.479
saying it to a rapist, a
serial rapist, Like I feel like you're

1381
01:42:23.479 --> 01:42:27.760
missing you're missing something. Yeah,
that would be bad, but not necessarily

1382
01:42:27.760 --> 01:42:32.840
because not it would be bad,
not for Bill Cosby's feelings, but just

1383
01:42:32.880 --> 01:42:36.720
because it would just be like you're
clearly just looking for an excuse to say

1384
01:42:36.760 --> 01:42:42.439
it to somebody who would like who
you wouldn't get called out on as much

1385
01:42:42.439 --> 01:42:45.720
as anybody else for saying it.
So that's kind of the problem. It's

1386
01:42:45.760 --> 01:42:51.359
not necessarily it's not necessarily that it's
to protect Bill Cosby's feelings. It's just

1387
01:42:51.800 --> 01:42:56.479
why do you want to do that? Yeah, Like, why is it

1388
01:42:56.520 --> 01:43:02.520
that you want to do that?
Yeah, Like that's not that's not I

1389
01:43:02.520 --> 01:43:06.439
guess you've always wanted to say and
you feel like this is finally your opportunity

1390
01:43:06.439 --> 01:43:10.439
because you're using it in a for
for a very good reason, I guess,

1391
01:43:11.399 --> 01:43:17.319
but I guess it doesn't really track
though. All right, what is

1392
01:43:17.359 --> 01:43:20.920
this? Oh okay, well I
guess this is kind of in Yeah,

1393
01:43:20.960 --> 01:43:24.640
well this is there's a theme here
in some way, and then this is

1394
01:43:24.680 --> 01:43:25.920
this will be the last one,
I think, right, like, what

1395
01:43:26.359 --> 01:43:29.239
are we at right now? Yeah, it should be the last one.

1396
01:43:29.479 --> 01:43:32.880
We all have just stayed up playing
baby. Oh yeah, wait, when

1397
01:43:32.920 --> 01:43:35.439
is that? It's in an hour? It's an hour? Oh okay,

1398
01:43:35.479 --> 01:43:38.880
So yeah we have to I actually
have to. I actually have to watch

1399
01:43:38.920 --> 01:43:45.600
that boothing fermented piss in a Ford
f one fifty to achieve Heaven wrote in

1400
01:43:45.680 --> 01:43:48.039
he says, Hey boys, as
I've grown older, my love for my

1401
01:43:48.119 --> 01:43:53.199
first album has only grown. I
keep discovering ways that, oh that's so

1402
01:43:53.279 --> 01:43:57.239
weird, and I keep discovering ways
that American idiots shaped my life and worldview.

1403
01:43:57.720 --> 01:44:04.159
I'm more into Immin and Currents and
some Death Corps these days, but

1404
01:44:04.239 --> 01:44:06.399
every time I put on that album, it takes me right back to third

1405
01:44:06.439 --> 01:44:11.640
grade. Anything like that that can
do you have anything like that that can

1406
01:44:11.680 --> 01:44:15.439
instantly just take you back? I
mean that makes perfect sense. I'm sorry,

1407
01:44:15.520 --> 01:44:19.560
I got I got distracted by seeing
that you retweeted that tupicicbra. Oh

1408
01:44:19.640 --> 01:44:28.600
yeah, I had to. I
was like, what the fuck? I

1409
01:44:28.680 --> 01:44:36.039
had to retweet it. It's just
that is so good. It's it's such

1410
01:44:36.039 --> 01:44:41.600
a good image too, because it
really does it. It really captures him.

1411
01:44:41.800 --> 01:44:45.199
But uh, let me see where
the funk. Yeah, So the

1412
01:44:45.279 --> 01:44:48.720
question was, so he's talking about, you know, how he's how he's

1413
01:44:48.720 --> 01:44:51.920
more into imminence and currents and and
some death Corps these days, but he

1414
01:44:51.920 --> 01:44:57.039
always like he like his first album, American Idiot is like something that always

1415
01:44:57.039 --> 01:44:59.800
like kind of brings him back.
And do we have anything that just transports

1416
01:44:59.880 --> 01:45:04.479
us back like that? Musically?
Yeah, a ton of music, dude.

1417
01:45:04.600 --> 01:45:09.720
I'm fucking my grandma is an old
person. So like any sort of

1418
01:45:09.840 --> 01:45:15.399
like soul or rhythm and blues,
I'm fucking back in like it's my five

1419
01:45:15.479 --> 01:45:17.359
year old vessel running around my priory
with my grandma and my cousin. So

1420
01:45:17.439 --> 01:45:23.039
like, if I hear like Lina
Horn, any Lena Horn song, and

1421
01:45:23.119 --> 01:45:26.199
in general, I'm fucking a child
again and I'm like this is scary.

1422
01:45:26.239 --> 01:45:29.119
I don't want to be here again. Nine to eleven hasn't happened yet.

1423
01:45:29.560 --> 01:45:33.840
But other than that, other than
that, it nice. Nine eleven.

1424
01:45:34.039 --> 01:45:44.520
Uh eleven's on its way, Grandma, That's what I do. Yeah,

1425
01:45:45.720 --> 01:45:50.720
out the room. It's weird,
Like there's there's certain albums that like bring.

1426
01:45:53.039 --> 01:45:55.640
I find that if I listen to
something for a long time though,

1427
01:45:55.720 --> 01:45:58.479
like if I'm if I if there's
an album that I first listened to when

1428
01:45:58.479 --> 01:46:00.399
I was a kid, but I
listened to it like consist certainly, like

1429
01:46:00.399 --> 01:46:02.640
throughout high school and through college and
through adulthood. Like it doesn't do this,

1430
01:46:02.800 --> 01:46:08.279
it doesn't do it the same necessarily, but there is a time where

1431
01:46:08.319 --> 01:46:12.399
that music is unavoidable and everywhere.
Like American Idiot was one of those those

1432
01:46:12.520 --> 01:46:15.800
albums where it's just like you could
that was fuck that was on the radio

1433
01:46:15.880 --> 01:46:19.319
forever basically yeah, yeah, And
so I do associate American Idiot with like

1434
01:46:20.039 --> 01:46:25.279
a really simple time like when like
Spider Man was like the most important thing

1435
01:46:25.319 --> 01:46:30.239
to me. But I think it's
more specific. Things that do it even

1436
01:46:30.319 --> 01:46:35.560
more are just songs and artists that
I just don't routinely listen to, you

1437
01:46:35.640 --> 01:46:41.199
like people like Michelle branch or like
like A thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton,

1438
01:46:41.800 --> 01:46:46.960
Like a Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton
take like fucking rips me back into that

1439
01:46:46.960 --> 01:46:50.520
that period, and it's cool.
Yeah, because I don't listen. I'm

1440
01:46:50.560 --> 01:46:54.520
not sitting I'm not sitting in college
listening to that. I'm not sitting right

1441
01:46:54.560 --> 01:46:57.960
now listening to that. So like, I have very few experiences with that

1442
01:46:58.039 --> 01:47:00.439
song that aren't like when I was
a kid listening to it on the radio

1443
01:47:00.520 --> 01:47:04.800
or just or just hearing it right. Yeah, No, absolutely, I

1444
01:47:04.840 --> 01:47:12.319
love I love that feeling too when
something really just my memory takes over.

1445
01:47:13.039 --> 01:47:19.239
And I was thinking about this recently
because uh, what was it? Killswitch

1446
01:47:19.279 --> 01:47:25.239
Engage They there's a there's a mix
of their song When Darkness Falls that was

1447
01:47:25.239 --> 01:47:30.039
on the Freddy Versus Jason soundtrack,
and so I guess the guitarist Adam he

1448
01:47:30.199 --> 01:47:33.840
mixed it, and it sounds so
much better than the album version. The

1449
01:47:33.880 --> 01:47:36.800
album version came out after and I
was like, this sucks, dick.

1450
01:47:38.399 --> 01:47:43.880
So whenever I hear the album version, it immediately makes me want to go

1451
01:47:44.000 --> 01:47:49.039
back and and listen to When Darkness
Falls on the Freddy Versus Jason, which

1452
01:47:49.119 --> 01:47:55.000
brings me to being in the theater
because that was the credits. That song

1453
01:47:55.039 --> 01:47:57.279
played during the credits, and I
was like, who the fuck is this?

1454
01:47:58.159 --> 01:48:01.800
And uh, that was both when
Howard he took over, and so

1455
01:48:01.920 --> 01:48:06.199
I wasn't familiar with that version of
Kills was engaged. Yet it just blew

1456
01:48:06.239 --> 01:48:10.039
my fucking mind. It always brings
you back to that like era and I

1457
01:48:10.079 --> 01:48:13.319
love that. Anyone, go fucking
listen to Adam's mix of that song and

1458
01:48:13.359 --> 01:48:15.039
then go listen to the album version. You'll know exactly what I'm talking about.

1459
01:48:15.039 --> 01:48:20.239
It's fucking it's night and day.
It's funny. Person Dirk uh on

1460
01:48:20.399 --> 01:48:24.880
theaters, Yeah, it was theater. That movie was like hilarious. No,

1461
01:48:24.920 --> 01:48:26.680
no, you're not. And you
were like, maybe like fourteen,

1462
01:48:26.760 --> 01:48:30.359
right, No, No, I
was probably fifteen or sixteen. Yeah,

1463
01:48:30.399 --> 01:48:31.520
okay, because I remember when we
came out. I was like, I

1464
01:48:31.560 --> 01:48:34.880
was an early teen. I wanted
to see the theaters and my sister wouldn't

1465
01:48:34.960 --> 01:48:38.640
let me go, and I was
like, this is early teen. I

1466
01:48:38.640 --> 01:48:41.039
don't know, it was early I
was. I was an early teen,

1467
01:48:41.079 --> 01:48:44.800
I was early tens. I was
yeah, maybe, I say because I

1468
01:48:44.960 --> 01:48:46.479
was. I was like, I
was fucking only team for a few years.

1469
01:48:46.840 --> 01:48:50.760
So that movie was garbage. I
hated that movie. It was funniest

1470
01:48:50.840 --> 01:48:55.359
fuck what are you talking? It
was funniest ship seen. The black gets

1471
01:48:55.399 --> 01:48:59.800
smacked across the room into a tree
until it's knife Freddy versus laugh as there

1472
01:48:59.880 --> 01:49:05.960
was a tree. There was so
much unnecessary blood. It was like mortal

1473
01:49:06.039 --> 01:49:11.239
combat levels of blood. It was
so stupid. Made me so upset,

1474
01:49:11.319 --> 01:49:17.079
man, because especially, uh the
spoiler for anybody spoilers, And first of

1475
01:49:17.159 --> 01:49:21.600
all, no one hears older to
probably remember those movies. No one's watching

1476
01:49:21.640 --> 01:49:28.800
Freddy versus Jason at least nineteen years
ago. At least Freddy gets decapitated.

1477
01:49:28.920 --> 01:49:32.399
Jason has his head at the end. But then fucking Freddy weeks he winks,

1478
01:49:32.760 --> 01:49:34.760
so it's like, oh, ship, it's still on. And of

1479
01:49:34.760 --> 01:49:44.119
course they weren't gonna make another one. Of course they weren't. Movies gets

1480
01:49:44.199 --> 01:49:51.640
so funny, gets dumb. They
thought they were cooking too at that,

1481
01:49:51.800 --> 01:49:56.960
like you know that, like like
the screenwriters were like and get and you

1482
01:49:56.960 --> 01:50:00.439
know, and the land it and
then he winks at the camera and then

1483
01:50:00.479 --> 01:50:03.439
everybody, everyone in the room is
like, everything in the room is like

1484
01:50:04.159 --> 01:50:11.520
whoa. Everybody starts stopping them off. Everybody who starts topping them off pop

1485
01:50:12.800 --> 01:50:16.520
pants and it just starts to everyone. It's a spit bonanza in there on

1486
01:50:16.600 --> 01:50:29.239
them. Yeah, dude, soundtracks
for horror films were fucking dope back in

1487
01:50:29.279 --> 01:50:33.479
the day. Though. That was
one thing. Ghost ship, fucking resident

1488
01:50:33.560 --> 01:50:39.720
evil. Just eighteen ghosts, thirteen
thirteen. Let me tell the man,

1489
01:50:39.760 --> 01:50:42.760
We're not gonna get a thirteen ghost
but goddamn anyone, I will say,

1490
01:50:43.000 --> 01:50:45.960
if you like stupid ass horror films, go watch thirteen Ghosts. I love

1491
01:50:46.039 --> 01:50:50.760
that movie to death. That movie
is near and dear to my heart.

1492
01:50:50.920 --> 01:50:57.640
It's so retarded, but it's is
amazing. Is that is that the one

1493
01:50:57.680 --> 01:51:03.840
where like they like that entire like
the like an entire party gets like cut

1494
01:51:03.840 --> 01:51:09.039
in half or am I misremembering?
That's ghost ship? That ghost ship,

1495
01:51:09.640 --> 01:51:14.199
You're right, ghost when everyone gets
cut and happy and the one person that

1496
01:51:14.239 --> 01:51:16.800
survives because they say like they were
too short or like they met down to

1497
01:51:16.840 --> 01:51:21.119
pick up something or some ship like
something crazy like that, where like the

1498
01:51:21.159 --> 01:51:27.079
only reason they lived is because they
like a penny fell and he was Jewish.

1499
01:51:27.359 --> 01:51:30.560
I can't let this pass me by, and he grabbed it was just

1500
01:51:30.840 --> 01:51:36.840
pure greed. Sa. Yeah.
One thing I will say about music.

1501
01:51:38.079 --> 01:51:43.000
Just while we're on the topic of
music, I wish I've noticed this happening

1502
01:51:43.000 --> 01:51:45.520
with a lot of like a lot
of punk bangs that punk bands that doesn't

1503
01:51:45.560 --> 01:51:48.279
do, and I know Green Day
did with with Dukie and then Rise against

1504
01:51:48.319 --> 01:51:53.840
it with revolutions per minute. We're
like, they'll put out like a tenth

1505
01:51:53.840 --> 01:51:57.840
anniversary version of the of the album
with all the demo tracks, Like the

1506
01:51:57.880 --> 01:52:01.439
demo versions are like the unfinished versions. I wish more artists did things like

1507
01:52:01.439 --> 01:52:05.720
that, Like I wish I wish
more, I wish I could hear like

1508
01:52:05.760 --> 01:52:12.159
the rough versions of like really polished
like big hits just out of just from

1509
01:52:12.199 --> 01:52:15.079
like a learning perspective, just just
from sheer curiosity, because like one of

1510
01:52:15.119 --> 01:52:18.439
them things that blew my mind was
listening to like the original version of like

1511
01:52:18.479 --> 01:52:23.840
basket Case off of Dukie, none
of yeah, none of the lyrics are

1512
01:52:23.840 --> 01:52:26.479
the same at all, and apparently
like he just like made it different,

1513
01:52:26.680 --> 01:52:30.560
like like he made up the like
he was just saying words to match the

1514
01:52:30.600 --> 01:52:33.159
melody that he was singing, so
that way, like they could write out

1515
01:52:33.199 --> 01:52:35.600
of a real version later, which
is exactly how I write songs. I

1516
01:52:35.600 --> 01:52:39.760
was like, oh, that's so
fucking interesting to see, like someone else

1517
01:52:39.880 --> 01:52:42.640
do this because you don't. I
don't know, like I feel like you

1518
01:52:42.640 --> 01:52:48.520
don't really normally see that. You
don't have to that it's cool going to

1519
01:52:48.600 --> 01:52:53.000
be more. That is the coolest
shit. And sometimes bands will put in

1520
01:52:53.000 --> 01:52:56.279
little easter eggs like say, there's
two I can think of, like bring

1521
01:52:56.279 --> 01:52:59.560
me the Horizon. Actually, they
released a song a few weeks ago called

1522
01:52:59.600 --> 01:53:03.319
Kooli and it's fucking amazing. I
think it's the best song they've ever released.

1523
01:53:03.319 --> 01:53:08.399
Actually, it's it's crazy that I'm
like, oh, this really makes

1524
01:53:08.439 --> 01:53:14.199
it always well they have a sun. Yeah, they've gotten exceptionally better.

1525
01:53:14.920 --> 01:53:17.399
And I like all their since twenty
thirteen. I've liked their stuff, but

1526
01:53:17.479 --> 01:53:21.760
this song right here is just hits
every itch that I like about them.

1527
01:53:23.239 --> 01:53:28.760
And at the very end of the
song, Allie is they're like he's doing

1528
01:53:28.800 --> 01:53:32.760
the melody to like he's like this
man and he's like and then he just

1529
01:53:32.800 --> 01:53:35.239
has one line and he's like or
some shit like that, and it's just

1530
01:53:35.319 --> 01:53:40.159
kind of cool where it's just showing
the song being worked out and I'm like,

1531
01:53:40.239 --> 01:53:42.960
I like stuff like that. It's
cool. Yeah, it's like it's

1532
01:53:43.199 --> 01:53:45.880
yeah, yeah, there's something really
cool about it. I love that shit.

1533
01:53:45.600 --> 01:53:49.800
Case is there any like like is
that because maybe it's just you and

1534
01:53:49.840 --> 01:53:55.039
me, like because we're like music, we're like music making people. Like

1535
01:53:55.079 --> 01:53:57.159
I wonder if like anybody else would
be into it, Like I feel like,

1536
01:53:57.199 --> 01:53:59.920
I feel like I would be really
fucking curious to hear like the improper

1537
01:54:00.079 --> 01:54:04.359
I mean, I love I love
B sides of albums, particularly well when

1538
01:54:04.359 --> 01:54:09.479
it comes to rock albums, it's
the B side is cool because you get

1539
01:54:09.479 --> 01:54:13.800
to hear like the progressiveness of like
where where the chords ended up and where

1540
01:54:14.159 --> 01:54:18.079
where this bassline turned into what?
Because it's usually like rock, rock music

1541
01:54:18.159 --> 01:54:21.640
is more it's it's it's more layered
than hip hop, you know, it's

1542
01:54:21.720 --> 01:54:25.920
more layered kind of music, and
hip hop is yeah, yeah, at

1543
01:54:26.000 --> 01:54:28.800
least in the in the in the
in the instrumental and stuff like that.

1544
01:54:28.840 --> 01:54:31.000
It's more layered. Like when you
hear producers do B side albums because I

1545
01:54:31.000 --> 01:54:33.800
love I love the side albums in
general. I think one of my favorite

1546
01:54:33.840 --> 01:54:39.079
albums is what you call Untitled and
Unedited by Kendrick Lamar. That is a

1547
01:54:39.199 --> 01:54:44.199
whole B side album. I think
that is one of his best songs is

1548
01:54:44.279 --> 01:54:47.680
on there. I think it's untitled. Five is a song with him and

1549
01:54:47.800 --> 01:54:51.119
Jay Rock. That song is so
great because of the fact that, like

1550
01:54:53.279 --> 01:54:57.640
it's rough and it's like these people
just rapping to a beat about like a

1551
01:54:57.680 --> 01:55:02.520
particular topic. I think it's really
seeing how But granted I like that when

1552
01:55:02.520 --> 01:55:06.399
they're done as well, because some
songs that are finished sound so different songs

1553
01:55:06.439 --> 01:55:11.760
that weren't finished Obviously the B sides
only, so it's really it's it's strange,

1554
01:55:11.760 --> 01:55:14.239
but like like I'm I'm a big
Maston fan, and they have like

1555
01:55:14.279 --> 01:55:17.079
a bunch of B side stuff on
the albums, particularly their physical copies.

1556
01:55:17.119 --> 01:55:20.840
They have a bunch of B side
ship. Rest of the Bear Once my

1557
01:55:20.840 --> 01:55:23.640
friend does sort of Bear Once.
I don't know if you know about that

1558
01:55:23.680 --> 01:55:28.680
group. I know who they are. You know they have sounch of B

1559
01:55:28.760 --> 01:55:30.600
side shit as well, but there
and I know there's another the lead singer

1560
01:55:30.680 --> 01:55:34.479
is part of another group, and
that other group has a bunch of bunch

1561
01:55:34.520 --> 01:55:38.119
of bunch of B side ship that
I remember like listening to them being like,

1562
01:55:38.279 --> 01:55:40.960
oh, this is pretty cool,
but like I don't listen the rock

1563
01:55:41.039 --> 01:55:46.039
enough to give it like a super
indeed, are you curious about the creative

1564
01:55:46.079 --> 01:55:49.479
process or something in a way that
usually when it comes to lyrics, one

1565
01:55:49.520 --> 01:55:51.840
hundred percent because I want to see
what got the person to say what they

1566
01:55:51.840 --> 01:55:57.000
say, you know, yeah,
because I like fucking around in like rhyme

1567
01:55:57.000 --> 01:56:00.359
stuff, but like usually thinking about
the process of like where the person gonna

1568
01:56:00.359 --> 01:56:03.119
attack tack the bar from, particularly
someone like M F. Doom. Right,

1569
01:56:03.119 --> 01:56:05.079
I would love to be a fly
on the wall and see how to

1570
01:56:05.119 --> 01:56:09.760
fuck he figures out his fucking rhyme
scheme because it makes no fucking sense,

1571
01:56:10.079 --> 01:56:13.399
Right, That's something that I would
love to on a bonus or a deluxe

1572
01:56:13.479 --> 01:56:16.000
or something. They have these tracks
and it's like here's the demo and you

1573
01:56:16.079 --> 01:56:20.199
get to hear something where it's like
here's the origins. Here is unpassed.

1574
01:56:20.199 --> 01:56:24.439
A lot of times. It's sometimes
even like the pre production where it's like,

1575
01:56:24.439 --> 01:56:28.560
all right, we're just here's what
we're just throwing together and and shaping

1576
01:56:28.600 --> 01:56:31.960
the song, and you really get
to kind of see like what something turned

1577
01:56:31.960 --> 01:56:36.439
into. And sometimes it's almost one
hundred percent different, and it's like way

1578
01:56:36.479 --> 01:56:41.560
different. You're like, huh,
that's cool shit, because I've done that

1579
01:56:42.319 --> 01:56:46.000
well, I've repurposed lyrics because I
wrote lyrics for my friend was like,

1580
01:56:46.039 --> 01:56:50.800
hey, I want you to sing
for my project, and I thought I

1581
01:56:50.840 --> 01:56:56.800
wrote great lyrics is far I wrote
it about Galactus and he was kind of

1582
01:56:56.840 --> 01:56:59.359
like, uh, yeah, this
is cool whatever. He didn't you know,

1583
01:56:59.439 --> 01:57:02.159
he's really I and I was like, fuck you, I think this

1584
01:57:02.239 --> 01:57:05.680
is great. So then I wrote
my own song to it, and and

1585
01:57:06.000 --> 01:57:10.399
I thought, you know, I
thought, it's just if people knew that,

1586
01:57:10.680 --> 01:57:14.159
and it's like a cool thing to
incorporate after it and be like,

1587
01:57:14.159 --> 01:57:17.720
oh check how this kind of became
thing. And I think all that stuff

1588
01:57:17.760 --> 01:57:21.920
is just like super interesting, like
even in like learning that like the original

1589
01:57:23.079 --> 01:57:26.520
PlayStation was originally like a CD attachment
for the for the Nintendo, you know

1590
01:57:26.520 --> 01:57:28.920
what I mean, Like things like
that, Like it's just like it's fucking

1591
01:57:29.199 --> 01:57:34.000
interesting to learn to learn like how
these things happened or like how like where

1592
01:57:34.039 --> 01:57:41.560
they originally come from. And it
bothers me sometimes because like there's a there's

1593
01:57:41.560 --> 01:57:47.079
a lost Rise Against song that I've
heard once and I can't fucking find it,

1594
01:57:47.600 --> 01:57:51.119
and it really I don't know what
them And you know what's crazy is

1595
01:57:51.119 --> 01:57:55.039
like they had a I think they
put out like the demo version by accident,

1596
01:57:55.079 --> 01:57:56.760
and so they were like, oh, that's the wrong one, and

1597
01:57:56.800 --> 01:58:00.159
they put out the new like the
proper version. They might've didn't done that

1598
01:58:00.159 --> 01:58:01.920
thing where they replace the file so
it takes the place of the original song

1599
01:58:02.279 --> 01:58:11.000
or whatever, because normally yeah,
good, but like the demo was like

1600
01:58:11.680 --> 01:58:15.520
I felt like it was better and
it was. It was like it was

1601
01:58:15.560 --> 01:58:18.359
the other whatever. The other version
of Death Blossoms is, which came out

1602
01:58:18.399 --> 01:58:20.760
like like a long time ago now, but like I'm just like, yo,

1603
01:58:20.840 --> 01:58:24.760
what the fuck? It had like
a completely different bridge, but like

1604
01:58:24.880 --> 01:58:27.640
it had like it was screaming in
a different way that the lyrics were different

1605
01:58:27.640 --> 01:58:30.000
in the bridge too, And I'm
like, what the fuck happened to that?

1606
01:58:30.000 --> 01:58:30.760
That was so sick? It was
the last time. It was like

1607
01:58:30.840 --> 01:58:33.880
when was the last time you live? I mean it's been a while,

1608
01:58:33.920 --> 01:58:38.359
but like I just don't I maybe
I wouldn't check it out, Chris,

1609
01:58:39.439 --> 01:58:45.520
I learned my lesson. I look
for stuff every year and why because multiple

1610
01:58:45.560 --> 01:58:48.399
examples, things have popped up where
they weren't there anymore. There's a song

1611
01:58:48.439 --> 01:58:51.760
on my space and it only existed
on my space for a long time by

1612
01:58:51.800 --> 01:58:55.840
a band called blat My Last.
They're a local band from my area.

1613
01:58:56.359 --> 01:58:59.319
Could not they have one song where
they sing on it, that's it,

1614
01:58:59.399 --> 01:59:02.680
clean vocals, one song out of
their catalog. Couldn't find it anywhere.

1615
01:59:02.960 --> 01:59:08.159
Some motherfucker released it last year.
He just dropped it. He just happened

1616
01:59:08.159 --> 01:59:12.479
to have it captured uploaded to YouTube, and I literally lost my mind.

1617
01:59:12.600 --> 01:59:15.399
I was on the toilet and I
just searched, let me see if I

1618
01:59:15.439 --> 01:59:16.560
can find it. I was like, oh, my fucking god, have

1619
01:59:16.640 --> 01:59:23.039
been looking for this since probably two
thousand and eight. Fucking crazy, you

1620
01:59:23.079 --> 01:59:25.600
know, you know, I think
you know why I haven't looked for it.

1621
01:59:25.640 --> 01:59:28.319
I think now that because this is
the first time I'm thinking about it

1622
01:59:28.359 --> 01:59:31.319
in like probably since the year that
I lost it, you know what I

1623
01:59:31.319 --> 01:59:35.399
mean. Like, so it's it's
probably been like eight nine years. But

1624
01:59:35.520 --> 01:59:40.600
I think the reason I stopped looking
for it is because a I started looking

1625
01:59:40.640 --> 01:59:43.319
for it and I just couldn't find
it. And then I think I started

1626
01:59:43.319 --> 01:59:46.479
to think, like maybe I'm crazy, Maybe I maybe there wasn't one,

1627
01:59:46.600 --> 01:59:51.560
like maybe like I really like I
really just thought like they like gas like

1628
01:59:51.560 --> 01:59:55.000
they gas led me. And I'm
thinking that version of the song didn't exist,

1629
01:59:55.239 --> 01:59:58.359
but like there's part of me that's
yeah, but there's always been a

1630
01:59:58.359 --> 02:00:00.119
part of it. It's like I
know I heard heard it, like I

1631
02:00:00.279 --> 02:00:03.239
know, like I know I heard
a different version of this, So like,

1632
02:00:03.359 --> 02:00:06.039
yeah, maybe maybe that's crazy that
you can you can do for me,

1633
02:00:06.199 --> 02:00:09.680
I know what I experience at least
you know, like you don't even

1634
02:00:09.720 --> 02:00:13.720
you can't even you can't even believe
in your own experiences. That's well,

1635
02:00:13.800 --> 02:00:16.079
I think it's well, I think
it's I think it's I think it's hubrist

1636
02:00:16.079 --> 02:00:18.399
than anybody does believe in their own
experience. Quite frankly, like, I

1637
02:00:18.600 --> 02:00:24.760
think that's crazy. Schizophrenic that doesn't
know how you yet you don't do it.

1638
02:00:24.800 --> 02:00:28.640
You're no, your your memory is
Kingston you. You may be confident

1639
02:00:28.960 --> 02:00:32.159
in your memory, but it's wrong, like it is, it is everything

1640
02:00:32.159 --> 02:00:35.800
about It's all that's all I got
at that moment. It's like, what's

1641
02:00:35.800 --> 02:00:40.840
the point, you know, so
what because it all that's all you got?

1642
02:00:40.920 --> 02:00:44.520
You know, there's levels to it, man, I feel like you're

1643
02:00:44.920 --> 02:00:48.920
what you're saying, Chris, I
think there is, Like say me,

1644
02:00:49.000 --> 02:00:53.720
I heard it on MySpace, so
there was actually thinking to myself, did

1645
02:00:53.800 --> 02:00:59.119
I misremember it was it a different
band because I couldn't find it anywhere until

1646
02:00:59.399 --> 02:01:02.600
I finally found it how many years
later, fucking twenty yeah, it was

1647
02:01:02.960 --> 02:01:06.479
twenty two years later or something.
Think about it was that it was like

1648
02:01:06.520 --> 02:01:10.079
a I think it was. It
was like a pre release version of it,

1649
02:01:10.159 --> 02:01:12.760
or like it was like leaked or
something on some website. So I

1650
02:01:12.760 --> 02:01:15.479
didn't even hear it through like an
official channel. It wasn't like posted anywhere.

1651
02:01:15.880 --> 02:01:18.960
I just remember hearing it and then
just losing it and then being like,

1652
02:01:18.960 --> 02:01:21.000
well, I have to I have
to open up myself to the possibility

1653
02:01:21.000 --> 02:01:28.279
that I fucking hallucinated this because like
this not wheel, Yeah, it's not

1654
02:01:28.319 --> 02:01:32.239
really. But I think another reason
why I just didn't look for it is,

1655
02:01:34.359 --> 02:01:36.279
I mean, outside of the just
fact that I just kind of forgot

1656
02:01:36.319 --> 02:01:41.800
about it. Yeah, yeah,
but yeah, I don't know what was

1657
02:01:41.840 --> 02:01:46.239
it called again, It's called Death
Blossoms. Uh. Let's see, let's

1658
02:01:46.239 --> 02:01:50.159
see, let's let's let's see why
you're uh reading the little names. Yeah,

1659
02:01:50.239 --> 02:01:54.439
let's see. Yeah, let's well, the thing is like you wouldn't

1660
02:01:54.439 --> 02:01:56.199
be able to tell it. You'd
have to listen to all of all,

1661
02:01:56.319 --> 02:02:01.359
would I mean? Yeah, that's
true. Yeah, so there's a description

1662
02:02:01.520 --> 02:02:06.760
that says something, Yeah, maybe
I really hope I was. I'm not

1663
02:02:06.800 --> 02:02:13.479
crazy and that I did experience this. But anyway, let's uh, let's

1664
02:02:13.520 --> 02:02:15.239
move on. Let's get the fuck
out of here. Let's read our twenty

1665
02:02:15.439 --> 02:02:23.680
dollars. What's that thing that that
that those freaks and Red Dead Tuesday like

1666
02:02:23.720 --> 02:02:30.520
that that the family that speaks you're
a good No, it's that family that

1667
02:02:30.600 --> 02:02:33.560
you rob. Or it's like that
weird family that doesn't speak like they speak

1668
02:02:33.600 --> 02:02:38.840
English, but no one knows what
the fuck they're saying. And I'm gonna

1669
02:02:38.840 --> 02:02:44.800
flag your I'm gonna something your felt, I'm gonna flag your felt or something

1670
02:02:44.880 --> 02:02:47.960
like. I don't know what the
fat brother, the fat brother really big

1671
02:02:48.000 --> 02:02:51.520
t. I don't remember exactly I
countered them in the game. I only

1672
02:02:51.560 --> 02:02:56.800
keep seeing clips of them. So
when I played the first time, which

1673
02:02:56.840 --> 02:03:00.199
was in twenty eighteen or whatever,
I I just didn't encounter them, and

1674
02:03:00.239 --> 02:03:05.000
I've just seen clips of them.
Follow you to the ends of the earth.

1675
02:03:05.199 --> 02:03:12.279
It's so funny. The drug you
what the best thing. The best

1676
02:03:12.319 --> 02:03:15.920
area in that game is once you
get to the swamp, once you get

1677
02:03:15.960 --> 02:03:19.119
to that little plantation, area near
the swamp area. That is the part

1678
02:03:19.119 --> 02:03:24.000
of the game to really explore.
You find like the fucking wood do you

1679
02:03:24.000 --> 02:03:28.359
find like the fucking like swamp people, you find all those wild alligators,

1680
02:03:28.560 --> 02:03:31.399
you find that family. Like that
part of the game is the best area.

1681
02:03:31.479 --> 02:03:35.680
Like real is enjoy the sandbox and
playing. It's so fun, Stony,

1682
02:03:35.880 --> 02:03:42.920
that's it's yeah, sure, pretty
sure, Yeah, Santany, I'm

1683
02:03:42.920 --> 02:03:45.279
pretty sure that's what that is.
Area is so fucking fun, dude,

1684
02:03:45.319 --> 02:03:49.079
it's so much ship you find the
clan find the Plan is still one of

1685
02:03:49.119 --> 02:03:51.880
my favorite moments in that game.
Bro, make sure it's yeah, so

1686
02:03:53.520 --> 02:03:58.279
clan. Uh. There was a
guy that tied up Lenny and then delivered

1687
02:03:58.840 --> 02:04:00.079
No, no, it wasn't Lenny. I think a random black dude.

1688
02:04:00.279 --> 02:04:04.119
I can't remember. Some guy was
like, what happens if you tie up

1689
02:04:04.119 --> 02:04:06.640
a black guy and delivered to the
clan. They didn't, they didn't do

1690
02:04:06.680 --> 02:04:11.199
anything. They didn't. I was
like it was a missed opportunity that Rockstar

1691
02:04:11.239 --> 02:04:16.600
didn't actually trigger something if you did
that. Yeah, like you put him

1692
02:04:16.600 --> 02:04:19.800
down, but then the guy just
ends up killing everybody in the clan afterwards

1693
02:04:19.800 --> 02:04:24.319
because he's like whatever, might as
well he sets himself on fire. He

1694
02:04:24.439 --> 02:04:27.920
runs, and everybody else there,
everybody burns the death God. I love

1695
02:04:28.000 --> 02:04:30.439
that game. Man, such a
good video game. It's great. I

1696
02:04:30.520 --> 02:04:32.920
keep wanting to play, but I
gotta, I gotta get through. I'm

1697
02:04:32.920 --> 02:04:35.000
doing the World Tour Shoe five or
six right now. I'm having fun with

1698
02:04:35.039 --> 02:04:42.920
it. I'm going to play techand
probably I'm gonna probably break because every black

1699
02:04:42.960 --> 02:04:47.199
person plays Tech and it's a kind
of part of the I'm looking and like,

1700
02:04:47.199 --> 02:04:49.720
there's look like I looked up I
looked up Death. I look up

1701
02:04:49.720 --> 02:04:54.000
Death Blossom's other residents, other version, and there's not even a mention of

1702
02:04:54.039 --> 02:05:00.920
another version. So either I am
so so here the thing. Either I

1703
02:05:00.960 --> 02:05:10.039
am their biggest fan, which is
probably not impossible, or and I just

1704
02:05:10.079 --> 02:05:13.640
happened to find that in in a
in a way that no other actively online

1705
02:05:13.680 --> 02:05:19.960
member has, or you should message
them. I gotta, I gotta go

1706
02:05:19.960 --> 02:05:25.680
on there. Reddit be like,
does anybody else please? I don't normally

1707
02:05:25.720 --> 02:05:29.239
turn to Reddit, but I need
I need to be saved here. Do

1708
02:05:29.399 --> 02:05:31.720
any of you go to Reddit?
The rights against Subreddit or whatever? Be

1709
02:05:31.760 --> 02:05:35.520
like, do any of you any
of you remember an alternate version of this

1710
02:05:35.560 --> 02:05:39.640
song? Please please say yes.
Also, I don't care if you have

1711
02:05:39.680 --> 02:05:44.600
just please say yes. We have
homeless panhandlers that will clip this and send

1712
02:05:44.640 --> 02:05:47.560
it to the rise against singer.
Yeah, we'll get to the bottom.

1713
02:05:49.239 --> 02:05:54.239
You guys will have dishes. You
guys have pans and pails, dishes and

1714
02:05:54.319 --> 02:06:00.760
plates. Fucking bum bastards, rat, bum red and bum. I'm a

1715
02:06:00.760 --> 02:06:03.760
little bummed out that I never I'm
a little I'm not that I'm entitled to

1716
02:06:03.760 --> 02:06:05.600
it, but I have a little
bummed out that I did all those covers

1717
02:06:05.640 --> 02:06:12.079
and I never heard anything from them
m that ship, especially because like specifically

1718
02:06:12.319 --> 02:06:16.199
specifically because I did one cover,
one Nico Vega cover and they immediately responded,

1719
02:06:17.439 --> 02:06:20.840
And I was just like, well, come on, I have ship.

1720
02:06:23.039 --> 02:06:27.399
Did I tell you when fucking shovel
from System saw my cover and didn't

1721
02:06:27.439 --> 02:06:30.199
fucking say anything? Or I'm like
it cost you nothing to even just double

1722
02:06:30.279 --> 02:06:33.279
tap it, bro, And then
I had to find out from fucking what

1723
02:06:33.319 --> 02:06:40.439
was her name, amber amber Rose? Fucking amber Rose that like she sent

1724
02:06:40.520 --> 02:06:44.000
me the screenshot like, oh yeah, I heard it was dope, Like

1725
02:06:44.079 --> 02:06:47.880
what just crazy, Derek, Yeah, that is a crazy That is a

1726
02:06:48.239 --> 02:06:55.239
that is a weird thing. That
has just occurred. Really weird. They

1727
02:06:55.239 --> 02:06:59.680
don't even know about this, the
new listeners. Long story short, I

1728
02:06:59.720 --> 02:07:03.880
really used to cover of no Mario
Judah right, remember Mario Juda was the

1729
02:07:03.880 --> 02:07:12.359
thing during the pandemic, and did
the cover of his song. Uh,

1730
02:07:12.399 --> 02:07:15.279
and then yeah, that shit was
funny. But that's fun Come on,

1731
02:07:15.319 --> 02:07:17.399
man, that's you know. That
was that was the fun I was tagging

1732
02:07:17.439 --> 02:07:21.359
you and ship. So Azalea Banks
saw it, uh, put me in

1733
02:07:21.399 --> 02:07:24.920
her story. So then other people
saw it. That's how Amber Rose saw

1734
02:07:24.920 --> 02:07:30.079
it. We were talking a little
bit and then Azalea Banks wanted to come

1735
02:07:30.119 --> 02:07:32.760
to my house. She wanted to
come to my house to record something,

1736
02:07:32.800 --> 02:07:38.359
and I'm like, no, you
don't understand. I'm in a bomb ass

1737
02:07:38.680 --> 02:07:42.680
like I was. I'm in South
Central in a dilapidated fucking house that probably

1738
02:07:42.680 --> 02:07:45.640
has mold in it. For sure
has rats in it, because my fucking

1739
02:07:45.640 --> 02:07:48.119
grandma's house was just completely untaken care
of before she died. So then I

1740
02:07:48.199 --> 02:07:51.439
was there and I was telling her, do you have a studio because you

1741
02:07:51.560 --> 02:08:01.439
can't come here because you'll never come
back. For sure, there's for sure

1742
02:08:01.680 --> 02:08:09.279
rats. Yeah, there was rat. There is rat. I saw those

1743
02:08:09.079 --> 02:08:13.279
pieces of ship, fucking like I
brought in some CARNIEA saw the fries,

1744
02:08:13.920 --> 02:08:18.079
and then I went to go like
take a piss or something. And then

1745
02:08:18.079 --> 02:08:22.199
I'm like, something's I like,
I heard something like something's off, and

1746
02:08:22.199 --> 02:08:26.439
I'm looking by the bookcase, and
that little fuck jumped off the bookcase.

1747
02:08:28.039 --> 02:08:30.880
He did his little flattening thing under
my door, and I'm just like,

1748
02:08:31.199 --> 02:08:37.720
fuck this place. There's fucking on
your on your he didn't get there.

1749
02:08:37.920 --> 02:08:41.800
If I would have probably took a
ship or something left long enough, they

1750
02:08:41.800 --> 02:08:46.800
probably would have had a fucking like
a party. But luck left walking out

1751
02:08:46.840 --> 02:08:50.720
of the bathroom to see a rat
shiitting on your food and then leaving and

1752
02:08:50.079 --> 02:08:56.560
running away that fucking I had PTSD
for a while. Man, that hated

1753
02:08:56.600 --> 02:09:01.640
that ship. But I was there
and I fixed rats. I hate rats

1754
02:09:01.640 --> 02:09:03.920
with a pat Like when I was
when I was little, Me and my

1755
02:09:03.000 --> 02:09:07.399
dad like sometimes like like we would
end up I don't know, like at

1756
02:09:07.399 --> 02:09:11.039
like a family house or like or
just somewhere we would have to we would

1757
02:09:11.079 --> 02:09:13.279
we would go hunting mices and we
would just we would. We would.

1758
02:09:16.159 --> 02:09:18.279
We'd have to kill him. We'd
have to put them in a bag and

1759
02:09:18.279 --> 02:09:22.199
bash him against the stairs that I
I wish you didn't remind me of that.

1760
02:09:22.239 --> 02:09:28.800
I remember you said that that I
would get a bunch of rats,

1761
02:09:28.840 --> 02:09:33.520
right, and then I put them
in a freezer. Okay, let's read

1762
02:09:33.560 --> 02:09:43.600
the credits. Is where that stopped. I think that's the funniest place for

1763
02:09:43.680 --> 02:09:50.880
them to stop already. I wish
we already read the credits, because that

1764
02:09:50.920 --> 02:09:58.920
would have that would have been a
perfect cold like a cold exit. Right,

1765
02:10:01.720 --> 02:10:07.560
put a bunch of rats in the
freezer, I would. I would

1766
02:10:07.560 --> 02:10:11.239
tricked up with toys and cheese,
and then I'd put them in a freezer.

1767
02:10:11.239 --> 02:10:18.199
I'd leave him there. Toys.
You would rites rats with toys,

1768
02:10:18.199 --> 02:10:28.319
not even food or bait, just
toys. What rats like? Dutch?

1769
02:10:28.399 --> 02:10:35.000
We gotta get rid of these rats? What do rats like? I don't

1770
02:10:35.000 --> 02:10:43.600
know? Game boys? Game Boy, game Boy. He don't play with

1771
02:10:43.640 --> 02:10:48.159
it no more, not since you
found out about fishing. I don't care

1772
02:10:48.199 --> 02:10:52.359
about all that old stuff. Could
you imagine a kid get like? Imagine

1773
02:10:52.359 --> 02:10:56.319
me the kid is like, what
do you like doing? I really like

1774
02:10:56.439 --> 02:10:58.560
fishing. It's like all that kid's
gonna kill somebody, negroes up. You

1775
02:10:58.640 --> 02:11:07.720
imagine a world where technology reverses and
like I can't like like really conceptualizes for

1776
02:11:07.760 --> 02:11:13.000
a moment, Like your grandparents grew
up with like high end PCs that could

1777
02:11:13.039 --> 02:11:18.560
run like incredible simulated realities, and
then we are born into like like the

1778
02:11:18.560 --> 02:11:26.039
p S two, like where things
are like really really simple, but like

1779
02:11:26.079 --> 02:11:31.760
there's one now now we would be
like we'd be in like the Atari.

1780
02:11:33.039 --> 02:11:35.840
Oh my god. So you know
a scenario where he's like where you're like,

1781
02:11:35.920 --> 02:11:41.359
yeah, I gave Jack my old
steam deck, but he's just too

1782
02:11:41.439 --> 02:11:52.119
interested in hitting rats with a stick
outside. Steam deck is lame. Steam

1783
02:11:52.159 --> 02:11:56.119
deck is lame. You're not even
seeing the world around you, dad.

1784
02:11:56.800 --> 02:12:01.399
It's it's just the same. It's
the same exact like conversation that that we

1785
02:12:01.479 --> 02:12:05.479
have generationally now, but like completely
reversed. You're you're always looking at your

1786
02:12:05.560 --> 02:12:09.439
phone, Dad, Like you're always
looking at your fucking phone. Why don't

1787
02:12:09.479 --> 02:12:16.359
you go outside and breathe in the
fresh air. The idea of kids,

1788
02:12:16.600 --> 02:12:20.479
a bunch of kids chasing on a
rat with a bunch of sticks and slamming

1789
02:12:20.560 --> 02:12:28.359
the slaming those sticks on that rat
and it squeals and it keeps trying to

1790
02:12:28.439 --> 02:12:31.399
run, and then you hit it
one time and it doesn't have it.

1791
02:12:31.279 --> 02:12:35.359
I need to run anymore. You
just start Little Jack. You know,

1792
02:12:35.479 --> 02:12:39.640
Little Jack, He's just these He's
in a lot of video games. He

1793
02:12:39.800 --> 02:12:41.399
just likes to go outside, look
at the scar, you look at the

1794
02:12:41.439 --> 02:12:46.840
stars, and try not to be
scared. That's it. That's all he

1795
02:12:46.920 --> 02:12:52.039
does. Tries not to fear the
sky. It's a favorite pastime of all

1796
02:12:52.119 --> 02:12:56.840
the West people. All right,
let's let's read these fucking credits. God

1797
02:12:56.920 --> 02:12:58.960
damn it. I feel like I
feel like this is gonna be one of

1798
02:13:00.000 --> 02:13:05.079
those episodes where we go off the
risk like case and hurry down. We've

1799
02:13:05.119 --> 02:13:07.399
only we've only got twenty minutes before
the stay to play. We gotta go

1800
02:13:07.680 --> 02:13:16.960
two one start now. I just
I know, I just hold that.

1801
02:13:18.119 --> 02:13:20.239
I have to scroll down all the
way to make sure it wasn't on,

1802
02:13:20.399 --> 02:13:24.399
like it didn't load fifty pages again. Uh fuck bitch ass Patreon, this

1803
02:13:24.479 --> 02:13:28.279
website can suck by fucking balls and
my dick and my cock. Chris,

1804
02:13:28.319 --> 02:13:31.880
thanks for not making the two hundred
guests be Julia, Luis Driyfs duct taped

1805
02:13:31.920 --> 02:13:35.000
to a chair. Glad Sween talked
you out of it. He did,

1806
02:13:35.079 --> 02:13:39.560
he did it was it was my
main That's all I wanted. But now

1807
02:13:41.600 --> 02:13:43.119
if I had a time machine,
I don't even I don't think people are

1808
02:13:43.159 --> 02:13:46.800
even aware of how selfish I would
be, because that's I think all I

1809
02:13:46.800 --> 02:13:50.199
would do. I would marry in
that fact time when she's still before she

1810
02:13:50.279 --> 02:13:54.680
knows who she is yet, and
I'd I'd bang up one, I'd bang

1811
02:13:54.720 --> 02:13:56.520
her up one or two, I'd
marry that. I'd marry her for sure.

1812
02:13:56.960 --> 02:14:03.279
Like, that's so much money,
that's so much fucking rich, dude.

1813
02:14:03.439 --> 02:14:09.479
She she's rich, funny and at
the time pretty fucking hot. So

1814
02:14:09.520 --> 02:14:13.600
like to me, that's like,
what the fuck, there's like literally rich,

1815
02:14:13.800 --> 02:14:18.720
she's nepple rich. Then she's earned
her own money rich as well.

1816
02:14:20.000 --> 02:14:24.520
Yeah, and it's crazy crazy dude. Yeah, yeah, well it would

1817
02:14:24.560 --> 02:14:30.319
be cool. But a few times
I wish I had a time machine,

1818
02:14:30.359 --> 02:14:35.680
but we stopped making those because the
kids just weren't interested. We were once

1819
02:14:35.840 --> 02:14:46.840
able to transcend. Everybody wants to
play cash so outrageous. They're just fucking

1820
02:14:46.039 --> 02:14:50.920
toys essentially. Yeah, they don't
want to play with their domichine. No,

1821
02:14:52.159 --> 02:14:56.479
mo. They don't want to go
back and laugh at They don't want

1822
02:14:56.479 --> 02:15:00.479
to go back and laugh at George
Washington's stupid fucked up teeth. No more.

1823
02:15:03.319 --> 02:15:05.920
That was all we used to do
in high school. We'd go study,

1824
02:15:05.920 --> 02:15:11.319
we'd skip study all to go to
seventeen seventy six poke funded George watching

1825
02:15:11.439 --> 02:15:18.359
just gross fucking lead wooden chompers and
leave. Now now you'd be hard pressed

1826
02:15:18.399 --> 02:15:31.119
to see a kid even make a
Facebook post. So lazy. Damn oh,

1827
02:15:31.279 --> 02:15:37.560
damn shit. There's something about comparing
that fantastical nature with like that Monday,

1828
02:15:37.680 --> 02:15:39.760
Like what was it that yesterday we
were talking about too, like kingson

1829
02:15:39.840 --> 02:15:45.560
the Vegeta as a streamer or like
no, Derek, it was Derek's joke

1830
02:15:45.600 --> 02:15:50.039
from like like like a million podcasts
ago where just Derek like brought up the

1831
02:15:50.079 --> 02:15:54.479
prospect of Vegeta as a streamer and
it's just like the idea that is so

1832
02:15:54.199 --> 02:15:58.319
like I we were talking about that
yesterday we'll playing Haley. We were talking

1833
02:15:58.319 --> 02:16:00.680
about like the idea that like his
gimmick would be that he would be the

1834
02:16:00.720 --> 02:16:05.159
only streamer that you could swat because
he's not in any danger, he's actually

1835
02:16:05.159 --> 02:16:11.079
not threatened by and so like it's
so like you'd be playing like pow World

1836
02:16:11.159 --> 02:16:15.880
or something and then like he gets
swatted and then you go like real original

1837
02:16:15.960 --> 02:16:20.840
guys, and then you have to
like just to explain it to the police

1838
02:16:20.840 --> 02:16:24.720
that like, hey, you can't
hurt me, you should simply leave.

1839
02:16:24.239 --> 02:16:39.399
He should Thanks for the thanks for
the gifted sub hype train. All right,

1840
02:16:39.479 --> 02:16:45.319
let's get the fuck out of here. Uh Patreon cuts off my Nay

1841
02:16:45.680 --> 02:16:50.680
the UK English dub of dragon Ball
bargains imprisoning me. All that I see

1842
02:16:50.760 --> 02:16:58.120
absolute savings. Leon Sam's big meaty
stinks, Andy the man who's hand he's

1843
02:16:58.200 --> 02:17:03.639
arrest here and Dandy new sex move
doing a fucking infinite What is that?

1844
02:17:03.680 --> 02:17:07.520
Where you like? Where you come? Uh? An infinity symbol? I

1845
02:17:07.600 --> 02:17:13.159
love that is? That is when
you are so hard you create affinity stone

1846
02:17:13.200 --> 02:17:16.920
or her coochs. I want to
come in infinity. I'm gonna work on

1847
02:17:16.959 --> 02:17:20.559
that. Yeah, you're not an
infinity stone and A don't know why people

1848
02:17:20.559 --> 02:17:24.600
haven't thought to do that. Sure, that's crazy. Why haven't people thought

1849
02:17:24.600 --> 02:17:28.360
to do that to come the infinity? Yeah? I don't know. Yeah,

1850
02:17:28.600 --> 02:17:31.200
why haven't people thought about like doing
simple things to get rich, like

1851
02:17:31.239 --> 02:17:37.440
pressure cooking coal into diamonds? Like
I don't understand, Yeah, I don't,

1852
02:17:37.680 --> 02:17:41.600
I don't get why not The answer
is right in front of you,

1853
02:17:41.680 --> 02:17:46.280
stupid, Yeah, dummy. What
I don't understand is a lot of people

1854
02:17:46.360 --> 02:17:48.319
before back in the days where like
people you know, could hit their kids.

1855
02:17:48.639 --> 02:17:50.840
Why wouldn't pople be like, hey, I'll be your kid for you

1856
02:17:52.159 --> 02:17:56.159
and making a money like making a
money maker. Well, it used to

1857
02:17:56.200 --> 02:18:00.719
be that everybody beat the kids.
What if you like, I'm tired,

1858
02:18:00.719 --> 02:18:01.719
I gotta work and everything about,
I'll beat the funk out of the kid

1859
02:18:01.760 --> 02:18:05.879
for free, dude, for free. Then the end of their life,

1860
02:18:05.920 --> 02:18:09.239
I would do it for you for
free. They're already they're already beat up

1861
02:18:09.239 --> 02:18:15.479
for free. That's what being a
kid is. At that time. You

1862
02:18:15.520 --> 02:18:18.040
just get you either you get beat
up, and then you get scoliosis at

1863
02:18:18.079 --> 02:18:22.559
a wildly young age, and then
you pass away in your late thirties and

1864
02:18:22.559 --> 02:18:26.319
then that's it. When you have
that much lead in your everything, you

1865
02:18:26.319 --> 02:18:30.040
know, how do you not get
scolios? You're just all like you cut

1866
02:18:30.079 --> 02:18:39.040
your cut your finger and you start
writing with it like a pencil and then

1867
02:18:39.040 --> 02:18:48.200
he just there you go, let
me go. Chris only likes j okay.

1868
02:18:48.200 --> 02:18:50.159
So we read this last time,
but Derek wasn't here because it's internet

1869
02:18:50.159 --> 02:18:56.120
cutout. For that episode, Chris
only likes Julia Louis drives because he kind

1870
02:18:56.120 --> 02:19:07.079
of looks like her. What's going
on? What is this? What do

1871
02:19:07.159 --> 02:19:13.719
you mean? I mean? Did
I miss something? Like the pregnancy of

1872
02:19:13.719 --> 02:19:18.479
that pause was crazy? No?
Like, so I tweeted like a thirst

1873
02:19:18.520 --> 02:19:20.920
trap of Julius. No, no, what happened was Smoky tweeted about?

1874
02:19:22.399 --> 02:19:31.440
She tweeted Smoky? My friend apparently
tweeted thinking about that time that I looked

1875
02:19:31.440 --> 02:19:35.239
at my friend's phone when he opened
TikTok and it automatically opened to a Julia

1876
02:19:35.319 --> 02:19:41.520
Luis Dreyfus fan edit, and everybody
in the comments was tagging me. It's

1877
02:19:41.520 --> 02:19:45.079
like, it's obviously Chris. It's
obviously Chris. It's obviously Chris. And

1878
02:19:45.120 --> 02:19:48.079
then so I and so I posted
the edit because of course naturally I downloaded

1879
02:19:48.120 --> 02:19:52.760
it. Uh So I posted it
on Twitter and I was like, stop

1880
02:19:52.840 --> 02:19:56.479
attacking me or why am I being
bullied? And then it exploded. So

1881
02:19:56.479 --> 02:20:01.079
that's that's why it's being referenced a
lot. But I look like this woman

1882
02:20:01.120 --> 02:20:05.760
at all. I don't understand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah I don't.

1883
02:20:05.799 --> 02:20:09.120
I don't know about that. Yeah
I wish I did. Oh my god,

1884
02:20:09.440 --> 02:20:15.200
I was like Juli Louie Dreyfus,
I, Oh, I'd be,

1885
02:20:15.360 --> 02:20:18.760
well, first of all, I
would, I'd have a way different career

1886
02:20:18.760 --> 02:20:24.760
path I'd be I'd be making Buco
bucks on OnlyFans right now? Uh sure

1887
02:20:24.760 --> 02:20:35.520
would Heath Smoker canceling my patren to
afford my health insurance week week week weak

1888
02:20:35.559 --> 02:20:50.159
sauce. Boo, how boo something
of that? Just the way you,

1889
02:20:50.600 --> 02:20:56.440
the way you cocked it back and
ended it so quick. It was like

1890
02:20:56.440 --> 02:21:03.680
because usually the people like Boo,
I did draw like trying to scare somebody

1891
02:21:03.000 --> 02:21:07.959
Boo Like it was like it was
a statement. Yeah, it was almost

1892
02:21:07.959 --> 02:21:11.440
like a matter of fact, I
feel it like I want you to feel

1893
02:21:11.440 --> 02:21:13.920
it, like a doken you know, I always want you to get hit

1894
02:21:13.959 --> 02:21:24.879
by it, like Boo, like
you suck. Oh fuck, it really

1895
02:21:24.959 --> 02:21:30.600
is all the delivery man delivery fucking
kills. My metal gear is, my

1896
02:21:30.600 --> 02:21:35.559
metal gear is rising, and my
snake is solid. Jesse Jesse Pickman,

1897
02:21:35.879 --> 02:21:41.200
Ben Shapiro rapping with Tom McDonald's parentheses
real by the way, homeless transfem who

1898
02:21:41.239 --> 02:21:48.040
has a town inside her. Alexander
and Alejandro a homosexual very cool, so

1899
02:21:48.079 --> 02:21:58.280
stupid and almost almost up Hey,
hope does in swem Hey, he stole

1900
02:21:58.360 --> 02:22:03.120
that guy's pizza. Big fella.
You are tuned into ninety eight point seven

1901
02:22:03.440 --> 02:22:07.959
w R I P with Negro in
the spic Mariachi music with fog horns.

1902
02:22:07.559 --> 02:22:13.920
The Star Tank is my favorite Marx
this podcast JK. Y'all libs, But

1903
02:22:13.000 --> 02:22:16.760
I still love you. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you,

1904
02:22:16.799 --> 02:22:20.399
thank you, thank you so much, despite the fact that we are indeed

1905
02:22:20.399 --> 02:22:24.040
libtards. Yeah, no, you're
can. I have Karl Marx on my

1906
02:22:24.200 --> 02:22:31.479
fucking I worship him. Nigga were
talking about he's he's behind my fucking foam.

1907
02:22:31.760 --> 02:22:37.079
Yeah, I have, I have. I have various dangerous beliefs that

1908
02:22:37.120 --> 02:22:43.200
I cannot express without the risk of
getting everything canceled. Amen. So there

1909
02:22:43.200 --> 02:22:46.639
are some things I agree with that
are not respectable with. So I won't.

1910
02:22:46.719 --> 02:22:48.040
I won't say this because I know
you can get in trouble for saying

1911
02:22:48.079 --> 02:22:56.600
it. But you know I am
tired of Well, no, I shouldn't

1912
02:22:56.600 --> 02:23:01.799
say I'm not tired. I'm This
is my pitch for a show. Okay,

1913
02:23:03.479 --> 02:23:07.440
my pitch for a for a new
show is about a guy who is

1914
02:23:07.639 --> 02:23:13.840
tired of pretending like there are certain
people who shouldn't die? You know,

1915
02:23:15.000 --> 02:23:18.280
that's that's that's the name, that's
the that's the show. That's that's the

1916
02:23:18.319 --> 02:23:22.520
pitch. Like this, this guy
is kind of tired of having to pretend

1917
02:23:22.639 --> 02:23:28.200
like they're you know that politicians shouldn't
have guillotines wheeled up to their estates.

1918
02:23:28.399 --> 02:23:31.639
You know. But that's the show. That's the show that I'm talking about.

1919
02:23:31.680 --> 02:23:35.319
It's not I would never express I
would never express something like that because

1920
02:23:35.319 --> 02:23:39.399
that would be dangerous. But like, but with you know, this is

1921
02:23:39.440 --> 02:23:43.079
just the pitch that I'm working on
for this, for this show. Greenlit

1922
02:23:43.280 --> 02:23:50.159
is all I'm saying, green Lit, Greenlit killer. I think, yeah,

1923
02:23:50.239 --> 02:23:54.559
I hate pretending like that's that's yeah, whatever, fucking carry on with

1924
02:23:54.639 --> 02:23:58.600
the Britain slander. Britain slander.
Shit sucks here. Listening to Sweeny makes

1925
02:23:58.600 --> 02:24:01.399
me consider says and Chris used your
ass as a condom for my shotgun,

1926
02:24:01.840 --> 02:24:05.760
or I'll use your assess a condom
for my shotgun. Baller of the first

1927
02:24:05.840 --> 02:24:09.319
sin spum befutters, excuse me.
I'd like you to imagine Jill Valentine.

1928
02:24:09.520 --> 02:24:13.440
Like the politeness of this, I'd
like you to imagine Jill Valentine, getting

1929
02:24:13.479 --> 02:24:22.680
deep dicked by Crash Bandicoot. Thanks, Wow, Wow, woa whoa,

1930
02:24:22.719 --> 02:24:35.639
what's really whoa? There it is? Yeah, I will say so this

1931
02:24:35.799 --> 02:24:41.399
this so I know when you were
trying the motor boat, that was a

1932
02:24:41.479 --> 02:24:45.399
fucking whoa. That was really good. Actually, that actually sounded a lot

1933
02:24:45.520 --> 02:24:54.239
like the fucking that was like Michael
Winslow fucking police Academy ship. That was

1934
02:24:54.280 --> 02:24:58.120
like really jarring igod that was It's
very flattering. That's such a dating.

1935
02:24:58.280 --> 02:25:01.959
That's such a dated reference. By
right, there's probably only yeah, yeah,

1936
02:25:01.959 --> 02:25:05.200
you have to be a certain age
because I barely know that, like

1937
02:25:05.520 --> 02:25:09.440
like that was old to me,
so like there's no it's like, oh

1938
02:25:09.479 --> 02:25:13.399
yeah, fucking there's three that's that
might as well be the three Stooges.

1939
02:25:13.079 --> 02:25:22.040
It might as well, yeah yeah
yeah crash. So the image that I

1940
02:25:22.079 --> 02:25:24.959
know you wanted me to imagine Crash
Bandicoot fucking Joe Valentine. But like all

1941
02:25:26.000 --> 02:25:30.120
you've done was by saying this,
you've actually put me in the scenario where

1942
02:25:30.120 --> 02:25:33.799
I'm fucking Joe Valentine because I was
because there was a point where I where

1943
02:25:33.799 --> 02:25:37.040
I was living with my friends,
my so called friends who are supposed to

1944
02:25:37.040 --> 02:25:43.440
love and care and support me.
Where I walked out in shorts with no

1945
02:25:43.600 --> 02:25:48.479
shirt because it was I don't know, man, it's that's just how I

1946
02:25:48.559 --> 02:25:52.360
dress usually when I'm at home,
Like I'm not gonna wear clothes and get

1947
02:25:52.360 --> 02:25:54.680
them all sweaty and dirty if I'm
not going outside. Also, it's I

1948
02:25:54.719 --> 02:25:58.280
live in La so it's hot.
So I'm walking around and I walk into

1949
02:25:58.319 --> 02:26:01.719
the kitchen and a bunch of our
friends are over, and then my roommate

1950
02:26:01.799 --> 02:26:05.920
says she she turns to me,
they're watching TV in the living room.

1951
02:26:05.920 --> 02:26:09.520
You're there to Kingston, I think, and she said, you you look

1952
02:26:09.639 --> 02:26:18.639
like crash bandicoot because I have I
have a bit of a dorito frame.

1953
02:26:20.440 --> 02:26:26.000
And I was wearing the fucking blue
shorts, and I just felt so insult

1954
02:26:26.079 --> 02:26:28.719
I threw those shorts away by the
way, I had them shorts that I

1955
02:26:28.719 --> 02:26:31.200
threw away because of that, I
was like, I can't, I don't

1956
02:26:31.000 --> 02:26:37.479
like me that were they were they
like jean shorts or were they just blue

1957
02:26:37.479 --> 02:26:43.280
colors? Yeah? Like they were
they were they were denim shorts. Well,

1958
02:26:43.280 --> 02:26:45.920
to be fair, they did.
They sucked. Also, like I

1959
02:26:46.200 --> 02:26:50.479
already didn't like them, so to
then be compared to crash bandicoot and and

1960
02:26:50.520 --> 02:26:52.399
not like him. I'm like,
no, I'm not gonna be compared to

1961
02:26:52.440 --> 02:26:58.440
a fictional Australian Marsupial or whatever the
fuck he is. For clothing, I

1962
02:26:58.479 --> 02:27:01.879
don't even like. I've been debating
on getting back into them because I was

1963
02:27:01.920 --> 02:27:07.040
into them when I was like six
seventh grade. And yeah, yeah,

1964
02:27:07.040 --> 02:27:09.600
when I was six seventh grade.
I think that's when I think it's appropriate

1965
02:27:09.639 --> 02:27:16.959
for kids to wear jeorts. I
think a lot of especially lute between Jordan

1966
02:27:18.079 --> 02:27:20.600
Daisy Duke, I completely agree,
because the only ones that I own now

1967
02:27:20.639 --> 02:27:26.440
are I cut my black jeans into
Georgs and they look good, but they're

1968
02:27:26.440 --> 02:27:31.879
not proper blue fucking you know,
tapered. You know what I mean that

1969
02:27:33.040 --> 02:27:37.879
those are, George. You're you're
edging that line, bro, Yeah right,

1970
02:27:37.920 --> 02:27:43.559
well let's edge you. Let's edge
you even further. Jolly you gotta

1971
02:27:43.600 --> 02:27:45.920
hurry up. We have nine minutes, all right, Well, all right,

1972
02:27:45.959 --> 02:27:50.719
we'll do it, jolly old dipshit. The media cinematic universe, uh

1973
02:27:50.440 --> 02:27:54.840
boofing, fermented piss and a Ford
f one fifty to achieve heaven, becoming

1974
02:27:54.879 --> 02:27:58.159
homeless, to support the homies.
All right, we lost that that we

1975
02:27:58.239 --> 02:28:01.520
lost that person with the hell in
Schurts. We got a we got a

1976
02:28:01.520 --> 02:28:05.760
homeless man, ciphergraph gay. Peter
Parker be like, I'm gonna put some

1977
02:28:05.799 --> 02:28:09.879
dick in your mouth. Blue eyes, white drag, queen, nice dragon

1978
02:28:09.959 --> 02:28:16.399
nice, and that's you, you
gay ho, you gay ho, you

1979
02:28:16.680 --> 02:28:24.000
gay so dumb. Uh Oh my
god, demanding royalties from Derek since he

1980
02:28:24.079 --> 02:28:30.360
used one of my lyrics for the
gay you. It was this person I

1981
02:28:31.120 --> 02:28:33.840
didn't know who. It was,
the Yummy Cummy Land. It was the

1982
02:28:33.920 --> 02:28:37.239
Yummy Cummy Land. That was a
snark tank line, something brilliant. We

1983
02:28:37.639 --> 02:28:41.840
didn't mention it, uh when we
talked about the Ben Shapiro thing, you

1984
02:28:41.879 --> 02:28:46.280
did because we kind of we kind
of get got past it. But when

1985
02:28:46.280 --> 02:28:48.680
you said leave my ass at jar, I laughed out loud, very loud,

1986
02:28:48.760 --> 02:28:52.920
like very loudly. I was very
proud of that line. I was

1987
02:28:52.040 --> 02:28:54.639
very proud of that because I was
like trying to what what can I get

1988
02:28:54.680 --> 02:28:58.959
to rhyme? And I was like, oh my god, that's perfect.

1989
02:28:58.200 --> 02:29:03.479
Leave my ass it jar, this
jar, it's like just leave it.

1990
02:29:03.840 --> 02:29:07.360
If you know what a jar means, it's like this. So it's very

1991
02:29:07.399 --> 02:29:15.079
good, like like loosely like loosely
open that is left open. This is

1992
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beautiful. I just wanted to I
just wanted to mention that because it cracked

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02:29:18.399 --> 02:29:24.920
me up. Uh all right,
Chris Gregn's obnoxiously loud sigh. I do,

1994
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I do so sigh loudly. Oh
well, greetings and salutations. Welcome

1995
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back to Snark Tank, a gay
racist uh podcast. This episode three hundred,

1996
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This episode three hundred. My name
is Colin Morireaty and I'm gay Andy.

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Why why you so gay? So
Andy? Why you so gay?

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Are you homo? Andy? You've
been dicked down, You've been fucked in

1999
02:29:43.280 --> 02:29:46.399
your smooth booty hole. Uh.
Sweeney's superpower is being confidently wrong. Back

2000
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to Tank of com Caucasian Container and
the cracker barrow for gays. Donald Trump

2001
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burping on Dom's clit, fight me, Greg Miller for what you've done to

2002
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my boo? Do Christian girls squored? Holy water? King Kong's ding Dong

2003
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rode in. All I want to
do is bust inside a guy or two.

2004
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I'll fuck him and then I'll fuck
you. Thank God, We're day

2005
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no rain. She picked it on
my pip up possum can't smell and Chris

2006
02:30:03.079 --> 02:30:07.319
is kind of right. Oh that's
interesting. Okay, So that's so he

2007
02:30:07.399 --> 02:30:11.000
can't. This guy can't. He
doesn't have a sense of smell, but

2008
02:30:11.000 --> 02:30:18.840
he can. But there is something
that's interesting. That idiot has partial damage

2009
02:30:18.879 --> 02:30:22.520
to his ability to We already we
already have not already to be able to

2010
02:30:22.559 --> 02:30:26.079
smell. That guy's a fucking retard. I'm sure of it. I'm sure

2011
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he's a fucking idiot. People are
so stupid. If you cannot smell,

2012
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he already went out. That's not
about that. We had this conversation.

2013
02:30:37.360 --> 02:30:39.959
How do you forget? Do you
just not have object permanence? But with

2014
02:30:39.000 --> 02:30:43.760
conversations Chris, No, I'm telling
you that the way he's perceiving things are

2015
02:30:43.799 --> 02:30:52.760
is wrong. It's not if you
he has partial it's partial sense of your

2016
02:30:52.840 --> 02:31:00.000
sense of You are blind, but
you're not. You're not stopping you never

2017
02:31:00.239 --> 02:31:03.280
Well, we went into this time. This up in another episode. We'll

2018
02:31:03.280 --> 02:31:07.680
pick it out. We'll pick it
out. I know people walking around,

2019
02:31:07.760 --> 02:31:16.399
dude, that actually the computer give
you to revoke. We have to facebok

2020
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Man, a man actually shot on
a woman's head during a threesome legends.

2021
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Oh my god, oh my,
I am sorry. I am so sorry

2022
02:31:26.559 --> 02:31:30.879
we didn't mention this. This is
huge news for me. Oh my god,

2023
02:31:30.959 --> 02:31:33.760
next episode. Fuck, I can't
believe we didn't talk about this.

2024
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What made what made it funny,
What made it funny is what Derek made

2025
02:31:37.799 --> 02:31:41.399
it funny is that me and cristore
Like, I bet Derek was like in

2026
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the room of that happening, like
drinking at you while man was fucking this

2027
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bit the shatou her fucking head.
Dude, I to another dimension of insanity

2028
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reading his text messages. We got
We're gonna read him out on the next

2029
02:31:56.920 --> 02:32:01.040
show. Well, yeah, there
in, let's do it. Let's stand

2030
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Yeah, let's do the next episode
about it, or we do the extramo

2031
02:32:05.079 --> 02:32:09.680
about it. Honestly on the extra
that's holy shit, holy shit. I'm

2032
02:32:09.680 --> 02:32:15.719
gonna write it down just so we
don't forget Vince, Yeah, Mickman and

2033
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blind argument reduce. All right,
we got forgot above this average clip energy.

2034
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Yeah, we gotta talk. We
definitely got to talk about that.

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What starts with my hellcat is push
to start and ends with eer just the

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hard R star coffee. Yo,
I can work on Gangster Quest, fuck

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fuck me police nw A uh.
Keith David from John Carpenter's the thing.

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I stopped paying my rent so I
could be a real fan. TRANSFERM Gremlin

2039
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exposing people with lactose and tolerance and
ninety million rogins of ionizing radiation. Yoush

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not vinpenn uh but the angelic DM
big Dude's sucking the living shot on me.

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They could care less as long as
I'm on my knee, So take

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off your clothes and strike a violent
pose. But uh uh. Craig,

2043
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the Canadian Mike Ermantrout was Commissioner Gordon
and Arkham Knight. Yeah, it was,

2044
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I really yeah that we fact checked
that. I can't. I didn't

2045
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know that I got it. It's
been too long, it's crazy. I'm

2046
02:33:13.559 --> 02:33:16.159
actually a little bit sad that I
didn't get to discover that on my own,

2047
02:33:16.159 --> 02:33:18.280
because I would have played Arkham Night
again at some point. But like,

2048
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oh my god, Walter, I
killed you killed you killed the joke

2049
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a bit man. I have no
time. I have no time. What

2050
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is a black Ben and Jerry's funky
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everything you said it's true. I
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be like and what did you expect

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smoke and joking. Emoticons going like
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known. Don't know where it goes, but it's only me and I'm fucking

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annoyed that we can't spend time praising
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you know, if it's trast Texas
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filled with the sweets puke Suehulk Tagle
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got dick, and I've got my
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dut hunt. The Jiu Jitsu Master
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running out unless king of paphazard Goodbye, Goodbye. It's literally on later, niggas,

