WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.480 --> 00:00:04.759 Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Padula Show. And I hope 2 00:00:04.759 --> 00:00:09.400 you say a little. My guests Olivia Grace, she's decided to co host 3 00:00:09.400 --> 00:00:13.640 with me. I always offer people to co host with me, and she 4 00:00:13.759 --> 00:00:17.719 wanted a co host. Yep, yeah, your sister Malia. She did 5 00:00:17.760 --> 00:00:21.719 a couple of shows before with Luca and Gino. So yeah, I got 6 00:00:21.760 --> 00:00:24.760 a co host. Her name is Olivia Grace. And what are you drinking 7 00:00:24.800 --> 00:00:30.719 today? Apple juice? Okay? Did you get apple juice from Darrel Distilleries? 8 00:00:31.160 --> 00:00:37.280 Book? Mommy bad break? Okay, MoMA bought the apple juice at 9 00:00:37.320 --> 00:00:41.359 the store, so she didn't go out to Buland, Pennsylvania to Derail Distilleries 10 00:00:41.399 --> 00:00:45.920 to buy it. Did she from my friend Bobby Pelcoll She did? Okay? 11 00:00:45.960 --> 00:00:49.719 Did she also get cigars from my friend Bobby Palcoll out of box car 12 00:00:49.799 --> 00:00:54.359 Cigars? Well? Anyway, can I tell this jump? All right? 13 00:00:54.359 --> 00:00:58.240 Thank you? So a bear watch into a bar and it sits down at 14 00:00:58.280 --> 00:01:00.359 the bar. Bartender goes over to the He says, hey, what would 15 00:01:00.399 --> 00:01:07.480 you like to have to drink? The bear goes, hmmm mmm, I 16 00:01:07.599 --> 00:01:12.319 like the drink. You know what, I'll just have a beer. The 17 00:01:12.359 --> 00:01:17.400 bartender says, what's with the big pause? The bear says, I was 18 00:01:17.480 --> 00:01:22.560 born with them. That's pretty cold. S you got it good? Thank 19 00:01:22.680 --> 00:01:26.480 you? She got to he whoa wait? Oh, hey, help me 20 00:01:26.560 --> 00:01:29.719 over here. Hey, guess who doesn't need help? Pamela Parker rocks. 21 00:01:29.840 --> 00:01:33.640 She's on YouTube and Instagram. My friend Mike E. G Plays a mean 22 00:01:33.680 --> 00:01:38.079 guitar. He's on Instagram and Spotify. And I also told you already about 23 00:01:38.120 --> 00:01:41.719 b S three changing the way you watch DV. He boxed car cigars and 24 00:01:41.959 --> 00:01:46.519 also Derel Distilleries out in Volante, Pennsylvania with my friend Bobby. A lot 25 00:01:46.560 --> 00:01:49.159 of people say, hey, don't quit your day job. Well, I 26 00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:51.599 don't have a day job. I don't need a day job, but I 27 00:01:51.680 --> 00:01:53.359 was thinking about it. I was thinking about this job I could get, 28 00:01:53.519 --> 00:02:01.079 as ay, I think a cement mixer. Huh a cement But nothing's concrete 29 00:02:01.159 --> 00:02:05.159 yet. What did you think of that joke? Nothing's concrete yet? Did 30 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:08.879 you use to see my granddaughter takes that's funny, Thank you very much. 31 00:02:09.960 --> 00:02:14.879 Hey, guess who's back? Man? My man Georgie. That's right. 32 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:21.080 Ghol World Order and Diablo bors Gool World Order. They have a nice episode 33 00:02:21.159 --> 00:02:28.360 here over close to five hundred views. It's the Horror realm Colm twenty twenty 34 00:02:28.360 --> 00:02:34.800 four. Cool world order check them out on YouTube. And my buddy who 35 00:02:34.840 --> 00:02:38.879 did a few shows with me, Avada Bob. Well, you like Nevada 36 00:02:38.919 --> 00:02:42.680 Bob? You like Avada Bomb? Yeah, she likes Novada Bob because he 37 00:02:42.840 --> 00:02:46.199 just don't like Santa Claus. And he was pretty funny abouta Bob. So 38 00:02:47.599 --> 00:02:52.520 yeah, we're just doing a lot of nice things out there. I told 39 00:02:53.280 --> 00:02:58.960 him about the psychic I gotta tell you about the psychic Dwarf. I got 40 00:02:58.960 --> 00:03:02.919 this just in right off the press. He escaped from prison, and a 41 00:03:02.960 --> 00:03:12.039 spokesperson described him as a small medium at large, small medium at large. 42 00:03:12.319 --> 00:03:15.680 Did you think that was funny? Yeah, she thinks that's funny. What 43 00:03:15.759 --> 00:03:20.719 happened to your apple juice? Can I have your apple juice? Now? 44 00:03:21.639 --> 00:03:25.520 Okay again? Did you get that at the real distilleries out in voland Pennsylvania? 45 00:03:25.400 --> 00:03:30.479 Said Bobby Pelker. Can you see Bobby Pelco? Okay? Can you 46 00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:38.439 say BS three? Yeah? Very nice, very nice. Hey. You 47 00:03:38.439 --> 00:03:45.080 know I always wondered about this guy. I felt bad for him. He 48 00:03:45.159 --> 00:03:52.240 fell into an upholstery machine. Yeah, oh man, that sounds brutal, 49 00:03:52.680 --> 00:03:58.719 but I guess they have it right here. He's fully recovered. It's fully 50 00:03:58.759 --> 00:04:02.400 recovered like that one. Come on, did you like that joke? Did 51 00:04:02.439 --> 00:04:06.240 you like it or not? Come on? Are you supposed to be laughing 52 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:12.680 at Cologne's cologne to Town's jokes? Do you think they're funny? Do you 53 00:04:12.719 --> 00:04:15.360 like being on a show? Okay? Good, that's the idea of consumable 54 00:04:15.399 --> 00:04:20.079 nonsense, nice clean stuff that my almost three year old about four or five 55 00:04:20.079 --> 00:04:26.600 more months can laugh at, and she loves being on the show. Did 56 00:04:26.600 --> 00:04:31.639 you show people you're a spider man? No? Okay, that's okay. 57 00:04:31.879 --> 00:04:34.360 Well, ladies and gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed the show. I hope 58 00:04:34.399 --> 00:04:41.720 you enjoyed My co host, my beautiful granddaughter, Olivia Race. She loves 59 00:04:41.800 --> 00:04:45.600 what I've done. I met you, Pamela Parker and Mikey g What else? 60 00:04:45.600 --> 00:04:48.040 I don't want to forget anybody walks car? Who else? I have? 61 00:04:48.160 --> 00:04:55.680 Nevada? Bob? Yeah? So yeah, to beget everybody? Huh, 62 00:04:55.800 --> 00:04:58.800 to beget everybody? Let me do a couple of quick jokes. You're 63 00:04:58.800 --> 00:05:06.959 ready? Uh, okay, Just when you think food can't call you on 64 00:05:09.399 --> 00:05:15.720 the phone, boom, onion rings. I better go. Huh, you're 65 00:05:15.720 --> 00:05:19.240 getting bored with this? Are you getting bored? Okay, you want to 66 00:05:19.279 --> 00:05:24.079 get done. I don't blame you. Oh there goes my co host ladies 67 00:05:24.120 --> 00:05:27.439 and gentlemen. I love you again. I hope I make you laugh. 68 00:05:27.560 --> 00:05:32.680 Chuck will shake your head again. We're consumable nonsense sheer life comment subscribe? 69 00:05:33.639 --> 00:05:38.319 Why not? It's free. It's free stuff. Hey, wake up in 70 00:05:38.319 --> 00:05:43.680 the morning, positive attitude, lots of gratitude and look my granddaughter, God 71 00:05:43.680 --> 00:05:46.040 bless her. I got a great family. I love my family. I 72 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:51.600 think my whole world, you know, get enough being healthy enough to enjoy 73 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:58.079 my family, my friends. So again, be thankful, love it. 74 00:05:58.199 --> 00:05:59.079 Make sure you laugh.