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Hey. Listen to Comedic Cookok Podcast
episode four twenty two one Branda, I'm

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here with Ryan a dibberm coming out
of the vault and into the wasteland now

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in our theme song, Hey Ryan, We're back for yet another whirlwind adventure.

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How you doing good? What is
going down? I just realized how

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dark it is in here? It
is fairly dark. You tune the camera

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a little bit more speople could see
me. Oh oh, that's a YouTube

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reference. That is a YouTube reference
which you should be watching because Tyler and

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Joe worked really hard to make us
look good. I have a shirt on

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that says how much I love them, which you would also see if you're

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watching there. What's happening. We've
got some stories to tell, We've got

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some people to think. But before
we get to any of that, Yeah,

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couple of things. Sidewalk Slam Game
three of season two at Tyler for the

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finishing touches. It's at the Tyler
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My Video Editor shirt on that we
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that we met in Chicago. Definitely
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was a good one. Yeah,
your boy was was really fighting for this

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one. You'll have to tune in
on March fifteenth. March fifteenth. We've

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done this before where we name a
date and it's wrong, but I'm gonna

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throw out March fifteenth because that's a
Friday. I'm looking right at the calendar.

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your heartbeat, and like yep,
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which which are cool. But of
course, your boys, the goons

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from Saskatoon, unending, unending gratitude. I got a frog in my throat.

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What am I supposed to do?
You do? You're listen here,

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Kermit, kermit frog. It's because
it's the morning. I was up late

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driving my wife around all about the
place. No, that's not even a

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euphemism for something. You know where
I was. You'll never guess where I

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was. I want to talk about
where I was. I was at You're

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probably at the yard. No I
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Championships for like high school collegiate wrestling. Oh no way, Yeah, I

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would have been probably like my fourth
guest. I was watching Sam's daughter in

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the gold medal match. Yeah,
she almost was city you got silver.

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That's still pretty it's still really good. I'm gonna bully her. Yeah it's

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pretty good. Oh yeah, me
didn't win. No, I'm I'm a

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sports dad. Now she'll just twist
your arm one time and you'll shut up

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forever. Yeah, probably even but
yeah, that's what I'm a sports dad

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now, even though I'm not her
dad, but I don't know. I'm

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very proud of her and what she
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very happy. Yes, Yeah,
supportive parental figure, very important. I

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spent a lot of time in Chicago
with the with the parent thing this time,

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hey, like, just trying to
find out about that side of the

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show, and it was it was
pretty cool. Maybe we'll we'll talk about

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it a little bit as we go. I did a virtual tour on Commander

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ad Populum. That's another one of
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group. But we'd be remiss if
we didn't thank our new patron. Oh

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yeah, what's yeah? Who are
they against? Okay, it's a pseudonym.

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Pseudonym which usually we give like a
funny different nickname to Jackson Reid.

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Well, just listen to this because
I have a sneaking suspicion. Okay,

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okay, Hendrel five to five.
But the the L Hendrel kind of looks

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like an upper case I, which
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hen, it would be hen day
hen day Hendre, which is hent a

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yes fifty five k Hendrel rhymes with
ten drell and ten drell is in other

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word for tentacle. Yes, and
a tentacle kind of looks like a five.

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Oh yeah hendre. Well there's one
straight tentacle hendrel, and then there's

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two squiggly ones. So is hend
a tentacle fifty five hand a squiggly squidty

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tentacle? Yes. If you don't
know, that's fine. If you do

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know, they shame on you.
They all there's there is the Internet out

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there and they are on it listening
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one of us. Hey, jeez, I got a couple of degenerates.

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No sorry, Taylor Schultz, Tyler
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P. Ninety degree and Scott C. Wow. Sorry I kind of butchered

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and jumbled all that together. But
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we do very much appreciate and we
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day. Eight Those are rookie numbers. That's pretty good for one sitting.

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being said, Hey, that's like
record time not talking about magic to get

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yelled at on YouTube. Man,
people on YouTube got to relax. Yeah,

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do you want to do a couple
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switch right to cards and make it
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Joe? Well, I'm not sure. Hey, man, I might

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my video editor. I don't make
their lives fucking easy. Let's just talk

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about the first one. Are we
gonna go alphabetically from the top of the

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Let's go alphabetically because I think we
both wanted to talk about this first guy.

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We're not gonna look at all fifty
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new commanders. They come in pre
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or you can buy them individually.
Yes, that's the only way to get

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this product, right, correct.
Okay, who's the first guy? The

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first one is Agent Frank Horrigan.
Frank and his friend Steve. He's an

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eight eight or eight six mutant warrior
for seven. So you know that he's

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going to do something obscene eight six
for seven Okay, right off the bat,

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like, are we okay with that
as our commander? Seven drop?

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But man, come on, he
smacks for eight. It's really freaking good.

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I play seven drop commanders that are
smaller than him, do you,

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yeah, to talk show to talk
to smaller math is technically smaller, yes,

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right, seven drop commanders are the
shit I'm telling you. Okay,

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so trample it is indestructible as long
as it has attacked. Oh that gives

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me. That gives me h zergo
helmsmash yeah, zergo helmsmasher vibes. Hey,

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okay, And whenever he enters the
battlefield or attacks you proliferate twice.

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Oh that's I think why people are
gonna play him. Yeah, proliferate twice,

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yes, so very good. That
is Oh man, what's contagion engine

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on ETV? So we're not in
blink colors, but we're in sacrifice and

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get back colors, and we're gonn
attack colors. Yeah. Even I'm thinking

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like, even if we play him
at seven, sacrifice them and immediately get

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him back, like if the deck
is constructed in that way, immediately proliferate

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four times for seven Manna, it's
pretty good. That's actually good. And

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then like, are you playing them
in in fact, are you playing in

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plus one counters? Are you playing
them in What do we care about in

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Gulgary besides plus ones in green and
infect in green in green black? Like?

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Is that what people are gonna do
with them? I assume? So?

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I assume. So why did you
want to talk about him? This

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guy and the next guy that I
think you also wanted to talk I did?

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Yeah, they stand out for me. And I've been thinking about this

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a lot over the last bunch of
sets. Okay, we're getting dozens of

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legendaries a set, and I think
dozens, Well, there's dozens, four

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dozen legendaries. We're getting almost dozens
of dozens, And I'm thinking to myself,

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why are there so many? There
was a time when we would talk

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about every legendary creature on a set, yeap, because they were all They

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all gave you something, right,
And I feel like now we're talking about

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maybe ten twelve in a show.
Yeah is that? And I think that

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maybe? And this product is a
bad example because this is built for commander.

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They're all commander products. There's no
reason to do what I'm about to

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suggest, Okay, but I feel
that Agent Frank Horrigan could just be a

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creature, just a random seven drop
eight six that you're just gonna draw in

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your ninety nine and beat it.
Says all the same shit on it,

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But he's not a legendary creature,
yeah, because I don't feel like he's

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the best commander for any of the
decks that he would go in, but

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he'd be a great inclusion and lots
of them. And I know that you

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can just put him in your ninety
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why is then he should appear on
next week's show where we talk about just

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the regular thing, you know what
I mean? Like, why is there's

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so many legendaris People go, oh, we got more commanders in the last

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two years than we did in twenty
five years of magic, because every creature

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is legendary because they have so many
named people that they wanted fan service into

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the set, right, and I
feel that this might be one of them.

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And there's a few other ones that
didn't necessarily need to be legendary,

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but they are because fan service and
licensing and they want to make sure they

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touch on all the things that all
the fans want to see. Yeah,

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you know what, as long as
it's not warping the game, like,

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okay, lots of legends are changing
the game, but it's not making it

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worse, I don't think. And
having this guy as a named character is

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kind of like an extraneous detail when
he's in my ninety nine be anybody like

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or nobody. Right, they're fans
servicing, but not in a good way

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because it's not actually changing or warping
or doing anything. Making this guy a

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commander because he's not the face commander. No, and very few of these

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are gonna be face commanders because there's
fifty two of them. There's only four

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face commanders, eight face commanders if
you count like the backups or whatever.

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Yeah, so I do recognize what
you're saying. They could kind of be

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anything. Maybe they're a little bit
overstatd. Maybe they have a few extra

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words on them or like an extra
line liability text. Make them the eight

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six and take away the indestructible thing, and he's just a great big mutant

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that attacks. Yeah, right,
I don't know enough about Fallout like I

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do about Lord of the Rings to
say this is why he has that first

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ability, This is why he has
that second ability. I'm not the guy

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in Fallout to say that, but
I'm sure that that exists, because sure,

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and I'm sure it exists on all
things that are legends, but maybe

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ought not to be let us know
in them, and maybe they do.

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And again, this set is a
bad example for this because you can you

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can do all this shit here because
it's not like it's gonna filter into modern

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or standard or whatever. Yeah,
you're gonna play for this guy, right,

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dude, It's barely gonna filter into
Commander. Right, Like, there's

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so many things now and so many
people are getting comfortable with the barrage of

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product, which which is fine.
Everybody knows how I feel about that.

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There's so much of it that so
little of it actually permeates into Commander in

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a in a very meaningful way,
right, Like, how many we said

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this a few weeks ago. How
many Doctor Who cards do we see on

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the regular? Maybe one or two? I see two because I play them,

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and you played it against me,
and is the first time it was

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supposed to be the number one card
from the set? Everybody lives yep,

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right, And I've seen it in
a game one time, and it was

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against you, and you didn't even
win. Yeah, you lived, I

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did, like so did everybody else. But then the next turn they died.

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Yes, right, and and that's
not that car, it's fault and

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we're not talking about doctor Who.
But but it's just kind of the overall

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observation that we're continuing to kind of
develop as we see so many commanders and

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so many cards that people are regarding
as so powerful to sell these universes beyond

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sets, it's turning into not actually
a very big deal. And I'm seeing

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a lot more old, yank,
shitty cards where people are like, yeah,

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I wanted to play this because it's
old and jank and shitty. Right,

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let me tell you we're here for
that. We are here for old

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and jank and shit you want to
do? I got one more guy here

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that that I want to talk about. Then we'll flip over to cards.

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Wait, I do too, Let's
do two more. Okay, let's do

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two more. Okay, Ara Desh
founder Radesh, the founder. You know

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this guy from the game. I
think I believe he is the guy from

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New Vegas that found the resistance against
Caesar's Legion. Okay, I think,

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And we have Caesar's Legion maybe we'll
read him after we kick over the cards.

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So our desh human soldie a one
four for three, So he's got

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a big but he's got enlist.
This isn't new. We've seen this in

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Ravnik, I think, right.
I believe we've seen this before. Ravna

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CUF is probably a borrow's ability because
it's an attacker. It says, as

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this creature attacks, you may tap
a non attacking creature you control without summoning

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sickness. So can't be a guy
that you just cast. It's got to

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be a guy that's been around when
you do add its power to this creature's

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until end of turn. So if
I've got a two to two that I've

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just had forever, and this guy, because he has enlisted in attacks,

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I can tack my tap my two
tu and now this guy attacks as a

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three to four. So is this
quasi fixed banding kind of It gives me

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quasi fixed banding feelings. Yes,
yes, it also has if the creature's

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power is for bigger you drop card
wall No no, no, no,

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no, it does more than that. Whenever a creature you control attacks,

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if it enlisted a creature, this
combat the creature that attacked gains double strike

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until end of turn. If that
creature's power is for or greater draw card,

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there we go. Yes. Now
I assume if that creature's power is

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for a greater draw card means the
creature that's attacking. Yes, the enlisting

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creature and Enlist adds the tapped creature's
power to the attacking creature's power in this

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case are a dash. Yes,
this works the best with our desh on

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himself. Well, it only works
for him. It has to be this

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one. If you've got other creatures
with Enlist, it also helps them,

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you won't, Yes, So that's
that's a little bit. The downside to

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this card is there's probably not enough
good Enlist creatures to make an Enlist deck.

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But this guy essentially is card draw
and essentially is double strike and can

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represent several damage those two things which
are very powerful, especially in white,

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especially lately as we're getting so many
cards now that draw cards in white and

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the hoops aren't even that bad to
jump through. I would suggest this guy

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represents between four and eight damage easily
by turn four, and I'm talking every

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game in a white deck. Yeah, you're gonna have a two to two

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or a three x every game probably
by turn four. Yeah, you put

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three to one in your deck and
this guy attacks as an eight eight on

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turn Like, what's a three to
one cost two man two and this guy

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costs three. Yeah, so turn
four you hit for eight draw card pretty

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good, and that's maybe commander damage
if it's like the mono white Soldier decks.

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Ago decks like that usually peter out, but you can get some good

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damage in early that'll facilitate your big
expensive white Angels or whatever is in the

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air late game that don't care about
double strike because they're fricking huge and you're

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gonna draw cards the whole way.
So this guy is cool if you're into

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mono white kind of white weenie card
advantage in the command zone, which is

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really what that deck needed. Like
actually, I'm not saying that ironically or

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whatever didn't need that. I'm gonna
talking about a ninety nine er sure bit

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character from Fallout three. Butch Delora
Tunnel Snake got an snake right, And

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the reason why I don't rank this
guy higher on my list because he doesn't

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of green. Okay, he should
have green in him, but so you

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can play snakes correct, absolutely correct. Going into Hipatra if I can find

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one, he's a two to two
for two, one of which is black.

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He has a menas whenever he attacks
with a plus one plus one counter,

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or he gets a plus one plus
one counter and turn each other creature

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and roll for each other creature and
rogue. We can Jesus Christ start again

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you did whenever he attacks it gets
plus one plus one to end up,

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turn for each other rogue and or
snake. Oh boo, that did it?

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Got there? Black one. Put
a menace counter on target creature.

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It becomes a rogue in addition to
its other types. So he's the bully

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in Fallout three that bullies your character
and his little buddies, and he like

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pressures other people to join his gang
and you get beat up, right,

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so we can we can put that
menace counter on one of our creatures to

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make it harder to block. And
in snake decks where you're gonna play it,

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you you get in with him for
big because he attacks with his whole

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gang, right, because it's not
just him you're dealing with it, his

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whole pasta, his whole gang of
snakes. Is that their gang name the

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Snakes Tunnel snakes, the tunnel snakes. Yeah, because they live underground in

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some tunnels, right, yes,
oh man, one of the best feelings

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in the world. Glocking that guy, like getting them, getting them unlive,

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Yeah with a gun, yeah,
followed baby, Yeah, that's it.

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Okay, I like that card though. I think that's cool. Like

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I said, I wish he had
green in him, but I'll throw him

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into Hypatra and yeah, if he
had green in him, he wasn't going

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into like be your commander in your
snake deck anyways. Absolutely not. Yeah,

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so black one just makes him actually
easier to cast. Yes, maybe

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I'll try him in Harobi. Oh
yeah, because you could pay too and

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put a menace counter on something it
would die. Yeah, And then if

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I don't have Herobi, I can
make my guys harder to block. Still

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in the ninety nine YEP and Legendary
Creature long Dash Human Rogue, completely extraneous

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text could just make creature human rogue
could have just been exactly a tunnel snake

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gang member. Yes, yeah,
yeah, sure they could have just said

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the tunnel snakes. That would make
them legend legendary is a group of people

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all capitals just tunnel snake, tunnel
snake, and then everybody like snake,

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and then the followup nerds to be
like, well, the tunnel snakes were

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this, But then somebody would say, why isn't this legendary? If this

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is the tunnel snake, taking away
the doesn't change, then it's still the

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personal a tunnel snake. There we
go, I did it. Then they

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would say no, Then they would
shut up because we got them a tunnel

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snake. Ah, tunnel snake,
Yes, a singular tunnel snake. THEERI

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card that just begins with the letter
A as an entire word. It should

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there should be one. Let's flip
over to cards, and we've got a

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few more that we're going to talk
about, and then of course get into

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our favorites who were playing ninety nine
Commander, Most Powerful, all that stuff.

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Correct, Okay, I got this
Caesar, Legions, Emperor. We

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said we're gonna read them. This
is one of the earlier ones that was

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previewed way back on the preview like
preview preview panel, like on daily MTG

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or whatever, yeah, or weekly
MPTG. This is a four to four

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for black white, red one legendary
creature human soldier. They're sure giving us

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a lot of them human soldiers.
Hey, that's because we're in a place

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where everybody's human except for the mutants. Oh yeah, because we're on Earth.

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Yeah yeah, we're on literal Earth. We're in Las Vegas. Oh

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this guy lives in Las Vegas next
to the Mohave. Dam Yo, why

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didn't they save this one for Las
Vegas? Command or magic con time doesn't

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matter. Whatever you attack, you
may sacrifice another creature. When you do

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choose two two create two one one
red and white soldier creature tokens with haste

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that are tapped in attacking, you
draw a card and lose a life.

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Caesar Legions Emperor deals damage to the
number of creature tokens you control to target

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opponent. Man, this guy's really
good. That is good, okay,

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So whenever you attack doesn't matter if
it's with him or not. So you

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play him on like turn three or
four when you already have a guy.

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Then you make two more guys and
then you deal a bunch of damage.

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Late game probably, or if it's
early game, you probably just take the

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car draw Hey, well, or
do both because you get two I know,

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but early game you probably take the
guys and take the car draw Hey,

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is this the deck that you just
play all of the little load of

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the ground one one guys that give
you dudes when they die, y just

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attack with them, sack them,
turn them into two different guys that are

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attacking, or draw card and then
just do damage over time, each and

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every time anything happens. Yes,
think of Kranko's command. Think of can

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you animate tokens in these colors?
Like can you make your treasures into four

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fours in these colors? Is that
a blue thing? I think that's a

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blue thing. That's a blue thing. Yeah, okay, But I think

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that this guy's good because he facilitated
it's early game card draw and tokens and

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chump blockers, and then late game
he's got like that win condition if you've

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got like fifteen creature tokens of various
types and you just go attack, hit

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you for fifteen and then then attack
damage you know nine, then hit you

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for fifteen as well. Well.
You could play O three in this deck.

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He makes tokens every turn that are
gonna count for this also are tapped

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in attacking. Yeah yeah, yeah, and you could do goblin tokens,

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zombie tokens, human tokens. Oh, man, this this guy is very

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good. I don't think we need
to go too deep into how good he

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is. But he's he's he's very
Is he gonna be the new uh Edgar

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Markov? Is it Edgar Markov?
He cost a million dollars? Yeah?

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Is he gonna be the well?
Hey, same similar stats and gives you

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guys when you guy And also and
also are they printing this guy to kind

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of maybe replace Edgar at the head
of Mardo decks. That's a good observation.

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It does open up Edgar style decks
into all other colors. But you're

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you're limiting or you're build around instead
of being vampires. Like there's any shortage

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of that is you have to do
it with creature tokens, which is completely

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fine because I assume that this guy's
the Legions Emperor and he thinks that all

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of his subjects are somewhat disposable,
like we would think tokens are in a

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game of magic. So I assume
that it's flavorful and it certainly does read

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as powerful. And the comparison to
Edgar Markov, I think is an apt

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one. Thank you, there you
go. Look it's like he done this

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before. Look at us go great. Here's one that I like in the

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what is the thing? The long
list of Gorule commanders that all kind of

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do something a little bit different.
This one beats, but in a different

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way. It's Kate. Cage Brawler
is a one to one for two.

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As long as it's your turn,
she's indestructible. Whenever she attacks, You

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and defending player each draw a card, then discard a card. Neat put

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or put a two plus one plus
encounters on Kate if you discarded the card

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with the highest man of value among
those cards, or tied for the highest.

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Oh, that's kind of like clash, but you have to discard a

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card instead of reveal it. Yeah, I don't mind that. I kind

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of dig that. Dude. How
do we leverage that in Green? Well,

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I mean Green has lots of graveyard
get ter backer stuff. Yeah,

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but it goes to your hand though. If you're discarding something with a huge

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man A cost, that he just
goes back to your hand. I guess

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you're playing Green, you have mana
and you can just do it over and

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over again too. Yeah. World
spine Worm Take three, World spine Worm,

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Take five, World spine Worm Take
six, Play World spine worm.

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Oh yeah, right, like that
part exactly. Yeah, Hey, this

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one is probably I mentioned it in
the pre show a little bit. I

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like the art in this It's really
dynamic. It's cut like that Dutch angle

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where where the camera air quotes is
like at twenty or thirty degree tilt,

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and it gives you the vibe that
action is happening, or like we're seeing

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it from a third party viewer,
but we're getting the experience of this guy

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that's getting punched by Kate Cage Brawler. Yes. I love the art direction

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in this set. It's just quirky
enough with the funny robots, and just

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dystopian and dark enough to feel fantasy, and just kind of artistic enough that

404
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it doesn't feel like hyperrealism photographs.
Like the doctor who said that we can

405
00:27:18.599 --> 00:27:19.920
talk about this a little bit more
next week, But I feel like maybe

406
00:27:19.920 --> 00:27:22.359
it might for somebody who hasn't played
the games, like yourself, this might

407
00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:27.640
help follow deals with a really really
bleak yes bunch of subject matter, and

408
00:27:27.680 --> 00:27:33.480
I feel like the tone of the
games is actually just comical enough to kind

409
00:27:33.480 --> 00:27:38.759
of encapsulate the kind of mindset that
a human being would have to really to

410
00:27:38.880 --> 00:27:42.039
have to have to survive a world
like that. It kind of gives me

411
00:27:42.160 --> 00:27:47.720
zombie Land vibes because it's a comedy, but it's about like post apocalyptic life

412
00:27:47.799 --> 00:27:51.720
because it's so over. It's over. It's over, it's over. And

413
00:27:52.359 --> 00:27:56.599
you gotta you realize that the company
that was air quotes trying to save you

414
00:27:56.720 --> 00:28:00.839
was actually just experimenting on you the
whole time. Yes, and so you

415
00:28:00.920 --> 00:28:03.000
emerge from just like everybody hates me
and the world is over. You kind

416
00:28:03.000 --> 00:28:06.119
of gotta have a sense of humor
about that. Hey, Okay, I

417
00:28:06.119 --> 00:28:07.279
got this, I got this.
These are two things that I do have

418
00:28:07.359 --> 00:28:11.240
some familiarity with. This is the
scale. On one end, you've got

419
00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:17.640
zombie Land, which is post apocalyptic
comedy, and on the other end,

420
00:28:17.680 --> 00:28:22.279
you've got post apocalyptic Walking Dead,
which very much is not a comedy.

421
00:28:22.440 --> 00:28:26.160
Yes, and followed exists kind of
sixty percent of the way towards zombie Land

422
00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:30.279
precisely, Yeah, not fifty to
fifty. And it's still bleak and it's

423
00:28:30.319 --> 00:28:34.839
still dark, dreary and heavy subject
matter, existential subject matter, if you

424
00:28:34.880 --> 00:28:37.480
will. Yes, Once you're outside
of the towns, you're like, oh

425
00:28:37.519 --> 00:28:41.559
man, this is really this is
sad, so you turn the radio on

426
00:28:41.799 --> 00:28:45.720
and it's three Dog and he's in
the wasteland blasting the dunes. Baby,

427
00:28:45.880 --> 00:28:49.559
right, Uncle Brando and three Dog
in the waste blasting the dude. We're

428
00:28:49.599 --> 00:28:55.160
gonna talk about three Dogs the Commander
Google podcast in the waist. We're all

429
00:28:55.200 --> 00:29:04.480
that's left. So you'd better subscribe, right, subscriber else Commander Cockroach podcast.

430
00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:11.400
That's what we'd be. Then we're
the only thing that makes it Commander

431
00:29:11.519 --> 00:29:14.440
podcast. Oh man, our stickers
will be used as money instead of bottle

432
00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:18.839
caps. Hang on to him,
baby, Yes, I got my next

433
00:29:18.880 --> 00:29:22.519
guy I want to talk about.
Okay, Oh, that was so fantastic.

434
00:29:22.079 --> 00:29:26.200
That was the best piece of podcasting
you've done in a good long while.

435
00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:30.000
I'll tell you that much. Well, thank you, clever and funny.

436
00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:34.759
I hope everybody enjoyed that because that
was completely off the cuff. Frick

437
00:29:36.160 --> 00:29:40.839
Okay, cod'sworth handy helper like these
guys. Man, I love getting handy.

438
00:29:41.039 --> 00:29:45.640
Yep, doesn't even have hands though, we're little little metal hook Yeah.

439
00:29:45.640 --> 00:29:48.160
I don't want handy and metal hooks. No king shaming in the nation

440
00:29:48.200 --> 00:29:52.759
if that's what you're into. But
okay, so this guy's our first robot

441
00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:56.880
that we've talked about, and and
there's a bunch of robots that's you could

442
00:29:56.880 --> 00:30:03.119
make like with this and doctor who
did they give us robots? I think?

443
00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:07.119
And a few of the playable robots
from Infinity Infinity yeap, oh,

444
00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:11.079
cybermen were robots, weren't they?
No, well we got robots now,

445
00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:15.559
okay. So this a two to
three legendary artifact creature robot. This is

446
00:30:15.559 --> 00:30:18.160
probably the last white card I talk
about. You'll have to see if this

447
00:30:18.200 --> 00:30:21.519
one makes my top five on five
this Friday, Top five and five this

448
00:30:21.599 --> 00:30:25.039
Friday where I look at the legends. That's why Branda's doing most of the

449
00:30:25.079 --> 00:30:30.400
reviewing today. So this guy is
a two to three for white two commanders

450
00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:36.000
you control have ward two because of
course they do. Why not also tap

451
00:30:36.519 --> 00:30:41.039
add white white spend this man only
to cast auras and or equipment spells.

452
00:30:41.359 --> 00:30:45.920
So it's a manadorc for your enchantress
or equipment beat them up decks right.

453
00:30:47.119 --> 00:30:52.440
Also tap attached target aura or equipment
you control to target creature you control.

454
00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:56.799
Activate only as a sorcery, so
to let you it lets you move equipments.

455
00:30:56.160 --> 00:31:02.039
What else is new? But lets
you moves, which is not something

456
00:31:02.039 --> 00:31:04.440
that's new, but not something that's
so readily available as that. Well,

457
00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:07.799
what if I play a flyer later
in the game, and now I want

458
00:31:07.799 --> 00:31:10.720
my ancestral mask on a flyer so
I can hit you for fifty yeah,

459
00:31:10.839 --> 00:31:14.000
Or what if I've got like a
totem armor and I want to kill your

460
00:31:14.039 --> 00:31:17.640
guy that you're gonna block with,
but then the total armor saves my attacker.

461
00:31:17.880 --> 00:31:21.039
That kind of stuff, And why
are even playing ancestral mask when there's

462
00:31:21.079 --> 00:31:26.440
strong back strung back? So I
like that guy. It's kind of a

463
00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:30.960
cute little art like I'm assuming I'm
looking at his eyeballs and he's holding a

464
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:36.440
hammer and he's like polishing some old
vehicle with his other hand. He's being

465
00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:38.119
handy. They're doing lots of neat
those robots kind of some of them will

466
00:31:38.119 --> 00:31:41.400
help. Some of them are insane. There's an insane one we've seen down

467
00:31:41.480 --> 00:31:45.160
later in the thing, and they
just kind of roam around the wasteland.

468
00:31:45.359 --> 00:31:48.440
I'm here to help you, like
in Mars attacks. Yeah, And sometimes

469
00:31:48.480 --> 00:31:51.680
they'll attack you and sometimes they won't. But they're always fun to run into

470
00:31:51.720 --> 00:31:53.640
unless you unless you don't have a
gun. Who's your next guy now?

471
00:31:53.640 --> 00:31:56.960
The next one I want to combine, actually, I want to combine two

472
00:31:56.000 --> 00:32:00.000
of them. That's one of them, Colonel Autumn. And and where's the

473
00:32:00.039 --> 00:32:04.839
other. Scrolling down, there's another
Demir guy there. Nope, not McCready.

474
00:32:04.960 --> 00:32:12.640
Then whatever, we'll find him later. We'll so Colonel Autumn another let's

475
00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:16.799
do what's that thing that happens in
Arzov legendary creature type matters? Nope.

476
00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:22.920
The other one the exploitristocrats. Aristocrats
is what this guy is for. He's

477
00:32:22.920 --> 00:32:25.440
a two three lifelinker for three,
he's got exploits, so whenever you play,

478
00:32:25.720 --> 00:32:29.599
and he gives your other legends exploit
as well, So you play a

479
00:32:29.680 --> 00:32:35.599
legendary creature Sakabro, they'll do a
thing. Whenever a creature control exploits another

480
00:32:35.640 --> 00:32:37.160
creature, put a plus one plus
one counter on each creature you control.

481
00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:42.000
Yeah, and the other one you're
probably thinking of is Elder Arthur Maxon,

482
00:32:42.319 --> 00:32:46.240
which is an Orozov four to two
human knight creature tokens you control have training,

483
00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:51.759
which is whenever a creature token you
control attacked with another creature with greater

484
00:32:51.880 --> 00:32:55.519
power, put a plus one on
the token and also sacrifice another creature.

485
00:32:55.519 --> 00:33:00.319
Elder Arthur Maxim gains indestructible until end
of turn. You're thinking about this for

486
00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:05.960
your legendary creature matters Rega drega right, yes, yeah, And I've seen

487
00:33:06.000 --> 00:33:08.799
a little bit of a trend in
in Orozov and I think it's because Regga

488
00:33:08.839 --> 00:33:14.759
Draga players allow or that card allows
you to play just all the commanders.

489
00:33:14.960 --> 00:33:19.839
Yeah. Right, And we see
a whole bunch of like legendary things that

490
00:33:19.880 --> 00:33:23.279
are kind of doing similar in in
Orozov and I hate to say, like

491
00:33:23.680 --> 00:33:30.839
Orozov and Aristocrats is kind of turning
into Boros attacky attacky in that we're getting

492
00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:37.200
that that motif like repeated and repeated
and repeated. It's Zovi Saki draining.

493
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:40.400
Yeah, that that isn't necessarily the
type of repetition I'm here for in a

494
00:33:40.400 --> 00:33:45.640
magic set when it comes to commanders. I'm I'm into repetition by way of

495
00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:50.559
like repeating the robot creature type.
Or in this set, we got to

496
00:33:51.559 --> 00:33:55.880
arcade our arcade Gannon, which is
a doctor and that's another doctor now that

497
00:33:55.920 --> 00:34:00.559
we can add to our air quotes
doctor deck. Or we've got dog meat

498
00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:04.200
ever loyal, another dye, a
dog that can go on the dog deck,

499
00:34:04.279 --> 00:34:06.519
that kind of stuff. Yes,
those are the things that I prefer

500
00:34:06.599 --> 00:34:10.840
to as opposed to Hear's more.
It's a little bit more subtle when when

501
00:34:10.840 --> 00:34:15.760
you start to get more entrenched and
you can start to recognize or look at

502
00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:22.719
little things like, oh, that
creature type matters because this deck exists.

503
00:34:22.360 --> 00:34:27.960
It's it's kind of like the finer
tuning knobs that Watsy can tweak to really

504
00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:34.079
give us something interesting and and cool. Agreed, So let's talk about one

505
00:34:34.079 --> 00:34:37.400
that people have been very excited about, dude, and have been waiting for

506
00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:40.519
for how many years now? Lots
of years. We've been waiting for doctor

507
00:34:40.679 --> 00:34:45.039
Madison Lee. Not her specifically,
but give her a read, I'd say

508
00:34:45.039 --> 00:34:47.559
her specifically. This is what we
wanted. We didn't know what's what we

509
00:34:47.599 --> 00:34:52.960
wanted, but it's what we wanted. So she's blue red white two three

510
00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:58.559
human scientists. Whenever you cast an
artifact spell, you get an energy counter.

511
00:34:58.840 --> 00:35:02.559
Artifact gives you energy like one for
one straight up. Yeah, wow,

512
00:35:02.920 --> 00:35:07.519
Wow, that's strong. That's that
a lot. What is energy gonna

513
00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:10.480
give us? Though, in addition
to all of the other blue, red

514
00:35:10.519 --> 00:35:14.559
white energy cards that we could play
already, what's it gonna give us on

515
00:35:14.599 --> 00:35:16.239
this card? In this case,
it gives us Tap pain energy target.

516
00:35:16.239 --> 00:35:21.239
Creature gets plus one plus ozho End
gains trample and haste until end of turn,

517
00:35:21.480 --> 00:35:25.079
because those colors typically do trample in
haste. Tap pay three Energy draw

518
00:35:25.159 --> 00:35:30.719
card. It's pretty good. Tap
pay five Energy return Target Artifact card from

519
00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:36.239
your graveyard to the battlefield tapped man. Ether Works Marvel spiked when this card

520
00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:39.400
was previewed a couple months ago.
Whenever this came out, ether Works Marvel

521
00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:47.679
went from a dollar and now it's
ten. So thanks Energy Commanders. So

522
00:35:47.719 --> 00:35:51.880
it's she's the Energy commander you put
in all those energy decks that you've been

523
00:35:51.880 --> 00:35:54.079
trying to build all this time.
And she comes to the buddy too.

524
00:35:54.119 --> 00:36:00.159
Hey she does. She's got Liberty
Prime recharged. I assume, boo,

525
00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:05.519
this is some kind of Liberty American
Colors thing that Fallout cares about. Sure,

526
00:36:05.719 --> 00:36:07.039
I don't know. I'm Canadian.
I never played the game. All

527
00:36:07.079 --> 00:36:10.800
I know is this guy costs Jess
Guy two. So that's five total for

528
00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:19.760
an eight eight vig Trampski Haste.
So this is on turn four or five.

529
00:36:19.840 --> 00:36:22.159
In the right build, you got
an eight eight trample, haste vige.

530
00:36:22.480 --> 00:36:28.360
Maybe he's in your ninety nine.
Maybe he's like you swap because he's

531
00:36:28.360 --> 00:36:32.320
probably the backup singer and the other
energy commander is the prime this commander for

532
00:36:32.440 --> 00:36:36.760
that pre con this guy also,
in addition to those three abilities and being

533
00:36:36.800 --> 00:36:42.760
an eight eight for five, whenever
Liberty prime recharged attacks or blocks, sacrifice

534
00:36:42.760 --> 00:36:46.639
it unless you pay energy energy.
So it's got to be the energy deck

535
00:36:46.679 --> 00:36:51.280
that this guy goes in, right
right unless, because that's a triggered ability

536
00:36:51.280 --> 00:36:53.320
and you're playing white Blue, you
attack with him and then you immediately bounce

537
00:36:53.360 --> 00:36:57.639
him with a flicker him and back
on to the battlefield, and then he's

538
00:36:57.639 --> 00:37:02.920
got nothing to worry about. But
also to tap, sack and artifact,

539
00:37:04.039 --> 00:37:07.519
get energy, energy draw cards.
You attack with him, then you pay

540
00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:10.320
to and tap him to sack an
artifact to get the energy to pay for

541
00:37:10.400 --> 00:37:16.320
his ability and draw card. So
that vigilance is really handy because he's self

542
00:37:16.519 --> 00:37:20.440
serving. That's right, he's his
own handy man, if you know what

543
00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:24.400
I mean, Man, that frick
I like that card. I like that

544
00:37:24.480 --> 00:37:27.559
card, and I want to do
the energy deck, Like, come on,

545
00:37:27.639 --> 00:37:30.599
I'm a nerdy Magic player and I
want to do the nerdy magic player

546
00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:35.559
thing. We've been waiting for energy
for years. Now we freaking get it.

547
00:37:37.679 --> 00:37:39.760
So here's the here's the I'll give
you the quick fallout story of what's

548
00:37:39.840 --> 00:37:44.719
going on this. So doctor Madison
Lee invented Liberty Prime to help take back

549
00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:50.239
the There's a in the Capitol Wasteland
in Washington. There's a facility that you

550
00:37:50.280 --> 00:37:54.960
have to the Capital Wasteland in Washington
is the American Dream Colors, and you

551
00:37:55.000 --> 00:37:59.639
got to attach this thing to it
to revitalize the wasteland and kind of start

552
00:37:59.800 --> 00:38:04.000
making it habitable for people again.
And they got to use this giant robot

553
00:38:04.280 --> 00:38:07.079
to fight through all the assholes that
are trying to stop you from doing that.

554
00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:09.159
Why anybody would want to stop you
from doing that, I don't know.

555
00:38:09.800 --> 00:38:13.920
But the big robot stomps the shit
out of them. And it's awesome

556
00:38:14.360 --> 00:38:17.400
cause you just kind of walk behind
him and the robot's just reckon everybody's ass.

557
00:38:17.400 --> 00:38:21.440
It's really cool. It's lots of
fun. Here you go. Here's

558
00:38:21.480 --> 00:38:23.920
one that I'm curious. I'm gonna
throw this out to the nation because I

559
00:38:25.000 --> 00:38:29.440
feel like this could be a cool
deck. I feel like this could be

560
00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:34.079
a neat one Hancock Ghoulish Mayor.
Oh, I had him on my screen

561
00:38:34.159 --> 00:38:37.639
too, but for a different reason. So he's an advisor. Yes,

562
00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:40.800
he's two to one for three,
one of which is black. Each other

563
00:38:40.880 --> 00:38:45.039
creature you control that's a zombie or
a mutant gets plus x plus x or

564
00:38:45.239 --> 00:38:50.159
x is the number of counters of
any kind on the Goulish Mayor. And

565
00:38:50.159 --> 00:38:55.960
then he has undying, so he
doesn't really necessarily make himself go, so

566
00:38:55.960 --> 00:39:00.000
you have to jump through some hoops
to make him go. Rather than undying,

567
00:39:00.159 --> 00:39:01.480
you could just kill him. He
comes back on all your zombies get

568
00:39:01.480 --> 00:39:06.639
plus one plus one, and he's
a zombie lord sure, and lords costs

569
00:39:06.960 --> 00:39:09.880
three three, so he's right on
point. You gotta do some extra work

570
00:39:09.880 --> 00:39:14.199
to make him on point. But
if you do some extra extra work that

571
00:39:14.320 --> 00:39:16.239
all your zombies are getting plus ten
plus ten. Yeah, And I like

572
00:39:16.360 --> 00:39:21.880
the I'm curious about the kind of
extra extra work that we can put in

573
00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:29.840
to do mono black counters matter zombie
mutant deck. I think that's pretty cool.

574
00:39:29.880 --> 00:39:32.000
Like that, that's a challenge if
ever I've seen one. Yes,

575
00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:37.320
and I like that. I'm definitely
here for this guy. In addition to

576
00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:40.280
being an advisor. He's a zombie, which is one of Magic's most prolific

577
00:39:40.320 --> 00:39:45.440
creature types. He's a legend,
and he's Mono Black, and you know

578
00:39:45.480 --> 00:39:47.599
that Mono black zombie is my way
to zombie. Yeah, that is my

579
00:39:47.719 --> 00:39:53.199
preferred zombie vehicle, sir, I
yes, And this guy is cool.

580
00:39:53.239 --> 00:39:59.960
The undying facilitates himself and if you
could remove that counter, then it makes

581
00:40:00.320 --> 00:40:04.199
so he like doesn't die. Yeah, so your commander can always come back.

582
00:40:04.920 --> 00:40:09.000
And or if he dies and comes
back or no, get this,

583
00:40:09.039 --> 00:40:12.480
you could put a different kind of
counter on him. Then he'll die and

584
00:40:12.519 --> 00:40:15.559
still come back because he didn't have
a plus one. Yeah, then he'll

585
00:40:15.559 --> 00:40:16.960
have a counter. Anyways, he
dies again, you're playing black. You

586
00:40:17.000 --> 00:40:21.360
bring him back and then you immediately
sacrifice him, so he comes back with

587
00:40:21.360 --> 00:40:24.519
a plus one on him again.
Right, and you can farm dies triggers,

588
00:40:24.519 --> 00:40:30.880
ETB triggers, sacrifice effects like carrion
feeder and stuff that's also a zombie.

589
00:40:31.159 --> 00:40:35.400
So yeah, you could definitely do
the zombies thing with this guy.

590
00:40:36.079 --> 00:40:39.119
And being an advisor is just a
bonus point. Check this out. We've

591
00:40:39.159 --> 00:40:45.800
got Jason Bright, Glowing Profit,
McCready, Lamplight Mayor Marcus mutant mayor and

592
00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:50.920
overseer a vault seventy six. How
many mayors are there? Three mayors?

593
00:40:50.960 --> 00:40:54.639
Well, there's five advisors and three
of them are mayors. Look at that,

594
00:40:54.719 --> 00:40:59.440
Well, what's the mayor supposed to
do? Advise city officials on where

595
00:40:59.440 --> 00:41:01.800
to spend bottle caps? In this
case, I'm just surprised there's so many

596
00:41:01.920 --> 00:41:05.719
damn mayors. I never put that
together until right now. There you go.

597
00:41:05.920 --> 00:41:10.400
Dang, I like Marcus mutant mayor
a little bit. It's it's simic

598
00:41:10.519 --> 00:41:15.119
bullshit. It is card draw in
the command zone. But I think this

599
00:41:15.199 --> 00:41:19.280
is gonna be one of the guys
that we're gonna definitely see in the ninety

600
00:41:19.360 --> 00:41:22.400
nine of like Tattiova decks and stuff, or give him a read. He's

601
00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:27.400
a four to four mutant advisor.
There you go for blue green three,

602
00:41:28.199 --> 00:41:31.360
so trample and vigilance. So he's
above rate four to four of VICH trample

603
00:41:31.400 --> 00:41:36.079
for five. Whenever a creature you
control deal's combat damage to a player,

604
00:41:36.639 --> 00:41:39.239
draw card, if that creature has
a plus one plus one counter on it.

605
00:41:39.639 --> 00:41:43.880
If it doesn't, put a plus
one plus one counter on it,

606
00:41:44.400 --> 00:41:47.400
so you're already doing the bullshit.
The card draw potentially in the command zone.

607
00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:51.679
Plus one's potentially in the command zone. But if you're not, he

608
00:41:51.679 --> 00:41:53.440
can go in the ninety nine of
your plus one plus one counter deck yep

609
00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:58.599
or the deck that wants to attack
with a bunch of creatures also, which

610
00:41:58.639 --> 00:42:01.760
is probably all of them. Yes, and give you card draw and buff

611
00:42:01.800 --> 00:42:05.960
and if you're playing doubling season,
because why wouldn't you be. He double

612
00:42:05.960 --> 00:42:08.239
buffs. Yes, this card's good. He's very good. And I think

613
00:42:08.320 --> 00:42:12.639
it's going to be one of the
ones that we see because we kind of

614
00:42:12.760 --> 00:42:15.920
try and touch on, like what
are we going to see, what goes

615
00:42:15.960 --> 00:42:19.519
where and what's going to permeate long
term into the format, and I think

616
00:42:19.519 --> 00:42:22.480
that this one is going to be
one of them. I agree, Cool,

617
00:42:22.880 --> 00:42:24.880
I want to touch on one just
real fast. Sure, there's two

618
00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:28.400
real quick ones I want to do, just real quick, Harold and Bob

619
00:42:28.519 --> 00:42:32.159
First. Newman's is a three three
for three with vigilance and reach tree Folk

620
00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:37.119
mutant. When it dies, if
it's a creature, return it to play

621
00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:40.840
as an aura enchantment With enchant Forest, you control and Enchanted Forest has tap

622
00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:44.840
ad three man out of any one
color. You get two rad counters.

623
00:42:45.480 --> 00:42:49.199
Now, Harold and Bob were these
two guys that got caught up in the

624
00:42:49.239 --> 00:42:52.280
fallout blast and got mutated into a
tree. And when you meet them,

625
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:55.119
their whole thing is that get me
out of this tree. And when you

626
00:42:55.239 --> 00:43:00.400
can't, they like, please kill
me because they hate being trees. Yes,

627
00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:04.159
And so when you kill them,
they give you a reward. In

628
00:43:04.239 --> 00:43:07.639
this case, you kill them and
they give you the reward of making your

629
00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:12.480
tree like super good. Yeah.
I like that. That tells a little

630
00:43:12.519 --> 00:43:15.440
story. I I like the story
card and the other one I want to

631
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:17.159
hit on real fast, on real
quick. We're gonna go into rad counters

632
00:43:17.559 --> 00:43:21.599
next week. Correct, we'll talk
because I think that they have a place

633
00:43:21.719 --> 00:43:24.920
in games, and I think we're
gonna see that, especially because so many

634
00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:30.039
people buy and play with pre cons
unedited or very lightly edited these days.

635
00:43:30.360 --> 00:43:34.719
Okay, we're gonna see some rad
Counters shenanigans. Another one is one that

636
00:43:34.760 --> 00:43:38.280
got a lot of talk around Chicago
where people don't make me do math in

637
00:43:38.639 --> 00:43:45.760
legate Lnius Caesar's Ace's that sounds like
freakin' Caesar's ass. Well, I was

638
00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:50.840
gonna say that sounds like Latin legate
anus Caesar's ass. There we go.

639
00:43:51.000 --> 00:43:53.239
I like that lots, So it's
a two to two for four ractoses involved

640
00:43:53.239 --> 00:43:58.000
there, and it has When it
enters the battlefield, each opponent sacrifices a

641
00:43:58.079 --> 00:44:00.920
tenth of the creatures they control round
it. Whenever an opponent sacks a dude,

642
00:44:00.920 --> 00:44:04.920
put a plus and plus one counter
on him. For everybody that's complaining

643
00:44:04.960 --> 00:44:07.199
with all the math that they're gonna
have to do, the number is always

644
00:44:07.239 --> 00:44:13.639
gonna be fucking one. How often
do you have ten creatures and not win?

645
00:44:14.480 --> 00:44:17.280
Honestly, there's one or two times
that'll happen. So the number is

646
00:44:17.320 --> 00:44:21.800
gonna be one. If I have
eleven guys, do I have to sacrifice

647
00:44:21.800 --> 00:44:25.559
two? Yes, sure, because
that makes it more than one, and

648
00:44:25.599 --> 00:44:30.199
then it rounds up. Yeah.
Yeah, So if I have eleven guys,

649
00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:32.880
that makes a difference. It's two, yeah, but then it's two

650
00:44:32.960 --> 00:44:36.440
until I have twenty guys, and
then if I'm not winning, what am

651
00:44:36.480 --> 00:44:40.639
I doing exactly? So I just
want to like just tamp down the panic

652
00:44:40.719 --> 00:44:44.800
on that one. Does this go
in? Whenever an opponent sacks a creature,

653
00:44:44.800 --> 00:44:47.519
put a plus on on legate anis
uh? Is this card even good?

654
00:44:49.000 --> 00:44:51.679
Not? Really, this card's not
even good. It's a FORMNA two

655
00:44:51.840 --> 00:44:54.360
to sacrifice a guy when an ETBs, maybe you farm the ETB, but

656
00:44:54.440 --> 00:44:57.880
you're not even in blink colors.
You'd have to do it through the graveyard.

657
00:44:57.880 --> 00:44:59.760
It's a format of five to five, is what it is. That's

658
00:44:59.760 --> 00:45:02.840
what it is. Oh yeah,
because each opponent sacrifice is a creature.

659
00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:06.280
It's a fourmat of five five.
Okay, that's good, But then it

660
00:45:06.280 --> 00:45:09.239
doesn't do anything else. It doesn't
got trample, vigilance, menace. It

661
00:45:09.280 --> 00:45:14.320
looks like it should have menace.
He looks scary, very menacing. Yeah.

662
00:45:14.360 --> 00:45:16.880
I don't think that we're gonna see
this card other than in trolley troll

663
00:45:17.039 --> 00:45:21.920
like chaos decks, but those decks
usually don't even play black. They'll play

664
00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:24.719
ractose the showstopper and flip coins to
kill everything, right, Like, just

665
00:45:24.760 --> 00:45:28.760
do better than this guy. Yeah, okay, he's been outclassed. So

666
00:45:28.800 --> 00:45:31.519
don't don't get trapped in this card
because it says a weird kind of phrase

667
00:45:31.559 --> 00:45:35.280
on it. So everybody just calmed
down about him. Okay, let's talk

668
00:45:35.280 --> 00:45:37.280
about something that I really like.
Sure, let's talk about one. I

669
00:45:37.320 --> 00:45:40.320
like mister house President and CEO.
There we go. I like this guy.

670
00:45:40.360 --> 00:45:45.239
He's in a stupid picture but it's
like if Gomez Adams and salvad Or

671
00:45:45.280 --> 00:45:51.559
Dally had a baby. So he's
our classic brain and a jar guy uploaded

672
00:45:51.559 --> 00:45:54.559
his consciousness into a computer, runs
New Vegas and runs all the casinos.

673
00:45:54.639 --> 00:45:59.039
Yeah, mister house CEO and president
is mart Is Mardu. For a zero

674
00:45:59.239 --> 00:46:02.719
four human, when you roll four
or higher on a D six, create

675
00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:07.800
a three three colorless robot artific creature
token if you roll Oh no, you're

676
00:46:07.840 --> 00:46:10.119
right whenever you roll four or higher. So anytime you roll a die,

677
00:46:10.159 --> 00:46:13.159
oh I like this even better.
Now I liked it, and I like

678
00:46:13.239 --> 00:46:15.400
it even more. If you roll
six or higher, you create that token

679
00:46:15.480 --> 00:46:20.199
and a treasure, and then it
has tap four tap roll a six sided

680
00:46:20.280 --> 00:46:23.400
die, plus an additional six sided
die for each manner from treasures. It's

681
00:46:23.440 --> 00:46:29.880
meant to activate this ability. So
it's a cool mardo maybe do stuff,

682
00:46:29.920 --> 00:46:35.039
maybe not tokeny token commander deck with
dice rolling that's thrown in there. That

683
00:46:35.119 --> 00:46:39.199
seems like a lot of words to
say not very much or not give you

684
00:46:39.239 --> 00:46:42.760
a big benefit. But you're getting
treasures, and you have to remember you're

685
00:46:42.800 --> 00:46:47.440
in three different colors, all of
which do have access to die rolling cards

686
00:46:47.519 --> 00:46:52.800
in artifacts and the colors from D
and D sets, from Unfinity sets,

687
00:46:53.840 --> 00:46:57.679
and you're gonna see lots of die
rolling. Now we have a commander for

688
00:46:57.719 --> 00:47:00.239
it. Yeah, like a legitimate
three color commander that gives you manna,

689
00:47:00.480 --> 00:47:05.960
that gives you three threes and facilitates
die rolling right on it. I like

690
00:47:06.039 --> 00:47:08.320
that. Yeah, I like that
a lot. And that's the exact reason

691
00:47:08.360 --> 00:47:12.760
why I liked it. Yeah,
so cool, Yeah, yeah, Yeah,

692
00:47:12.800 --> 00:47:15.440
I've got one more and then I'm
gonna give the floor over to you

693
00:47:15.480 --> 00:47:20.239
and provide some kind of observations with
I. Like, I got two more.

694
00:47:20.360 --> 00:47:22.239
One's a meme. It's Red Death
Shipwrecker. That's a crab. I

695
00:47:22.280 --> 00:47:27.559
got tags so many times. Yeah, just and like shown in in Chicago,

696
00:47:27.639 --> 00:47:29.800
Like did you check out the crab. Yeah, it's a man of

697
00:47:29.880 --> 00:47:35.199
Rock and it's a gold guy and
draw card and yeah, why is blue

698
00:47:35.360 --> 00:47:37.800
or gold going to blue? I
don't like that. I don't know.

699
00:47:37.960 --> 00:47:40.559
I don't want gold to go to
blue. I wanted to just be in

700
00:47:40.599 --> 00:47:45.760
red so that I can play it. Yeah, I don't know, Gold

701
00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:49.159
target, creature and opponent control.
I'll just read it Red Death Shipwrecker,

702
00:47:49.559 --> 00:47:54.079
Blue Red one three Crab, mutant
tap gold target creature and auponent controls that

703
00:47:54.119 --> 00:48:00.800
player draws a card you add red
neat. I don't know if the card's

704
00:48:00.840 --> 00:48:02.519
actually good. No, I don't
think it's actually as good as people think

705
00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:07.280
it is. But vating certainly could
be worth a card for that opponent if

706
00:48:07.320 --> 00:48:10.880
they're gonna block and kill a different
opponent's creature, or if they're gonna block

707
00:48:10.960 --> 00:48:15.239
in trade, then I've kind of
two for one them, but my opponent

708
00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:17.760
gets card back. But I didn't
spend a card after I've done this a

709
00:48:17.760 --> 00:48:21.239
bunch because I get man out of
it, Like, yeah, I get

710
00:48:21.239 --> 00:48:24.559
how to evaluate that from a magic
key point. That's a lot to do

711
00:48:24.760 --> 00:48:30.679
to get read to maybe not echo
that much advantage. Yeah. That said,

712
00:48:30.719 --> 00:48:35.679
though, it does only cost two
mana and it's going to kind of

713
00:48:35.719 --> 00:48:38.280
pay for itself in two activations,
which is fine. Sure, that's fine.

714
00:48:38.280 --> 00:48:43.639
Maybe it just turns into a freaking
two man of Man of Rock in

715
00:48:43.719 --> 00:48:45.880
years it dex a really bad Man
of Manna Rock. Yeah. The other

716
00:48:45.920 --> 00:48:50.920
one I want to talk about is
I think a card that'll see a little

717
00:48:50.920 --> 00:48:55.159
bit of play, and it's Veronica
Dissident Scribe. I've seen a few people

718
00:48:55.199 --> 00:48:59.239
online already wanting to build this.
Yeah, so this is a three three

719
00:48:59.639 --> 00:49:06.320
human artificer rogue for Red two.
It's got menace because of course all everything

720
00:49:06.360 --> 00:49:09.440
needs to have everything. Yes,
whenever Veronica disson subscribe attacks, you may

721
00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:14.400
discard a card if you do draw
card, so that's looting. Yes,

722
00:49:14.440 --> 00:49:17.280
it goes right along with the junk
theme that we see in the set that

723
00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:21.800
we're gonna see more of next week. Yes. Also, whenever you discard

724
00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:27.119
one or more non land cards for
the first time each turn, create a

725
00:49:27.320 --> 00:49:34.440
junk token, and just for completionist's
sake, it's an artifact with tap sacrifice.

726
00:49:34.840 --> 00:49:37.599
This artifact xa the top card of
your library. You may play that

727
00:49:37.719 --> 00:49:42.880
card this turn activate only as a
sorcery. What is essentially a clue token.

728
00:49:43.679 --> 00:49:45.000
Yeah, I guess it is,
except we don't have to pay,

729
00:49:45.119 --> 00:49:51.519
yes, and there's extra steps.
So it's it's junk worse or better or

730
00:49:51.800 --> 00:49:54.079
kind of the same as clue.
That's a next week question. But think

731
00:49:54.119 --> 00:49:58.920
about that. Let us know in
the CEO discord or I guess in the

732
00:49:58.920 --> 00:50:04.920
comments below. This is Red card
advantage. It's like, it's not revolutionary,

733
00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:07.519
we have that, but it could
be in the command zone. It's

734
00:50:07.559 --> 00:50:13.400
an attack trigger, which might matter. It's a discard thing, which red

735
00:50:13.440 --> 00:50:17.920
decks sometimes care about when they have
things like Underworld Breach or Wheel decks,

736
00:50:19.480 --> 00:50:22.920
or if they're paired with other colors
like Black. Maybe people will try and

737
00:50:22.960 --> 00:50:27.239
play it in Dredge somewhere because it
discards before it draws. Well there you

738
00:50:27.280 --> 00:50:30.199
go, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe people will play it in our

739
00:50:30.239 --> 00:50:35.280
Commander because it's an artificer like your
good friend Ryan. So I wanted to

740
00:50:35.320 --> 00:50:38.559
highlight that one for all of those
reasons. Plus it's got an attack trigger,

741
00:50:38.599 --> 00:50:45.639
which we're seeing a lot of in
these universes beyond products because they're highly

742
00:50:45.679 --> 00:50:50.519
complex but very geared towards new player
acquisition. Yes, and the when it

743
00:50:50.639 --> 00:50:54.039
attacks triggers. We talked about it
in Clue Clue and did. We also

744
00:50:54.119 --> 00:51:00.000
mention it in Doctor Who I Believe
So yet where when it attacks or when

745
00:51:00.119 --> 00:51:07.039
it deals combat damage is like a
piece of magic language that tells players what

746
00:51:07.079 --> 00:51:09.679
to do with it. Yes,
And for me, I don't like it

747
00:51:09.719 --> 00:51:15.000
because I don't play a whole bunch
of decks that care about cards that do

748
00:51:15.079 --> 00:51:17.519
that. But at the same time, I do recognize that lots of people

749
00:51:17.559 --> 00:51:21.239
do, and it is a good
way to teach players kind of how to

750
00:51:21.320 --> 00:51:27.679
navigate the game. And I appreciate
that so long winded way of saying it's

751
00:51:27.760 --> 00:51:30.400
it's I think that's a good kind
of piece of design space. It's a

752
00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:31.559
great teaching tool that they're using.
Yeah, what do you got? You

753
00:51:31.639 --> 00:51:35.519
got a couple more I do colore
that won't be on my top five,

754
00:51:35.559 --> 00:51:38.519
which you haven't seen yet, So
I guess if there's some crossover on Friday,

755
00:51:38.599 --> 00:51:43.280
let me know in the comments today
and on Friday, so we'll see.

756
00:51:43.599 --> 00:51:46.960
I want to talk about Moira Brown
Guide author for a couple of reasons.

757
00:51:46.960 --> 00:51:52.039
Sure. First reason, she's kind
of neat two three boros and one

758
00:51:52.519 --> 00:51:57.000
when she comes into play and create
a colorless equipment artifact token with called Wasteland

759
00:51:57.039 --> 00:52:01.360
Survival Guide that has equipped creature gets
played us one plus one for each quest

760
00:52:01.480 --> 00:52:06.960
counter among permanents you control and equip
one. Okay, so it's the quest

761
00:52:07.239 --> 00:52:10.800
counters matter, Commander. Now we've
got cards from like zenderkar Era that care

762
00:52:10.840 --> 00:52:15.440
about quests, and there's another legendary
from this set that cares about quest Yes,

763
00:52:15.519 --> 00:52:17.599
okay, this is the one that
I give a shit about. Okay,

764
00:52:17.599 --> 00:52:21.239
And it also has whenever you attack
put a quest counter on target non

765
00:52:21.280 --> 00:52:24.159
land permanent you control. Now,
will this head up the quest deck or

766
00:52:24.199 --> 00:52:28.639
will it just be really good in
decks that play Beast Master Ascension. Who

767
00:52:28.679 --> 00:52:32.880
can say? But that's not even
the same color. That's why I say

768
00:52:32.920 --> 00:52:36.800
it has to be in the deck
with it. But here's the here's the

769
00:52:36.800 --> 00:52:42.199
thing that I think that Fallout fans
specifically will like about Moira Brown. She's

770
00:52:42.199 --> 00:52:45.599
from Fallout three. She causes all
sorts of headache for your player character.

771
00:52:45.880 --> 00:52:50.880
She makes you pick up land mines, she makes you drink a radiated water,

772
00:52:51.559 --> 00:52:53.199
she makes you grow a new arm. Oh, I could use a

773
00:52:54.039 --> 00:52:58.320
third arm. Like. She just
causes all sorts of trouble. And a

774
00:52:58.360 --> 00:53:00.679
lot of people have blown up the
town of Megaton, and we're going to

775
00:53:00.760 --> 00:53:05.960
talk about that next week. Megaton
Just to kill Megaton, Like, it's

776
00:53:05.960 --> 00:53:08.719
called Megaton because there's a nuclear and
unexploded nuclear bomb in the middle of town

777
00:53:09.360 --> 00:53:14.719
and you can either disarm the bomb
or you can detonate the bomb, oh

778
00:53:14.760 --> 00:53:19.559
and kill everybody in town except Moira
survives it because she has the survival guide.

779
00:53:20.199 --> 00:53:23.360
Oh, so she survives as a
ghoul and she's really she's very irritating

780
00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:27.519
and she's very wordy, and lots
of people don't like her. Yeah,

781
00:53:27.559 --> 00:53:31.440
so this card being in this set, being in play will give people who

782
00:53:31.480 --> 00:53:37.719
have played Fallout finally the chance to
kill Moira Brown. And I think a

783
00:53:37.760 --> 00:53:42.000
lot of people, more people than
you think, are gonna do that.

784
00:53:42.360 --> 00:53:47.800
Well, I'm looking at cards that
have the word combination quest counter on them.

785
00:53:47.960 --> 00:53:52.440
Yes, in Magic History, there's
twenty eight across all five colors,

786
00:53:52.320 --> 00:53:58.239
and I'll tell you this, nearly
all of them. Nay, all of

787
00:53:58.280 --> 00:54:04.239
them have lots of words. Yes, on point, but she would have

788
00:54:04.280 --> 00:54:06.840
to be in the ninety nine.
Yes, I believe so, Yes,

789
00:54:07.199 --> 00:54:10.480
because I think all of the good
quest counter stuff that people that you're already

790
00:54:10.519 --> 00:54:15.400
playing, with the exception maybe of
luminarc Ascension, Hey, that's a good

791
00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:17.840
one, is outside of her colors. I don't think any of the red

792
00:54:17.920 --> 00:54:21.639
quests really get played. Yeah.
You know what, there's a bunch of

793
00:54:21.719 --> 00:54:27.159
quest counter inclusive stuff in Fallout.
There's Arcade Canon, there's Craig Boner,

794
00:54:27.599 --> 00:54:31.800
there's Duchess, there's Moira Brown,
Overseer Vault seventy six Advisor, there's a

795
00:54:31.840 --> 00:54:37.039
couple of robots. So oh,
there's Sierra Nuka's biggest fan, right,

796
00:54:37.119 --> 00:54:39.719
so there's a bunch of stuff we're
gonna talk about her now, Oh,

797
00:54:39.840 --> 00:54:43.840
let's do it. Sierra Nuka's biggest
fan is a three to four for White

798
00:54:43.920 --> 00:54:47.320
and three. Whenever one or more
creatures you controlled, you'll combat damage to

799
00:54:47.400 --> 00:54:51.519
a player, put a quest counter
on her. There you go and create

800
00:54:51.519 --> 00:54:54.760
a food token. Whenever you sack
a food target creature you control gets plus

801
00:54:54.960 --> 00:54:59.000
x plus x until end of turn
where x is the number of quest counters

802
00:54:59.320 --> 00:55:02.559
on her. Oh, that's pretty
cool. Whenever I sack of food target

803
00:55:02.559 --> 00:55:06.920
creature gets x where x's number of
quest counters. Yes, yeah, that's

804
00:55:06.960 --> 00:55:08.599
pretty good. And she's going straight
probably into the food decks, right,

805
00:55:08.719 --> 00:55:13.920
Yeah, definitely the food decks that
we saw so much of since Lord of

806
00:55:13.920 --> 00:55:16.039
the Rings and Wilds of l Drain, Right, And she's one that I

807
00:55:16.039 --> 00:55:21.400
think we're gonna actually see against seeping
into the regular decks because there are I

808
00:55:21.440 --> 00:55:24.480
played against two or three food decks
in Chicago. I know there's three or

809
00:55:24.519 --> 00:55:28.800
four that are popping around our lgs. Yep. Yeah, because there was

810
00:55:28.840 --> 00:55:31.039
the food pre coning Lord of the
Rings and then immediately after that we got

811
00:55:31.039 --> 00:55:35.519
Wilds of l Drain that gave us
food in the same color that that deck

812
00:55:35.639 --> 00:55:38.239
was in. Yes, right,
and just just a little bit of a

813
00:55:38.440 --> 00:55:44.840
historical kind of strategy thing that made
its way into meta games at large.

814
00:55:44.880 --> 00:55:46.440
Right. Do you think it's because
they just wanted food to be good?

815
00:55:46.519 --> 00:55:49.519
So they're like, you know,
let's let's let's do food. And they're

816
00:55:49.519 --> 00:55:52.039
trying it with Clue now to like
make clues better, but they just like,

817
00:55:52.119 --> 00:55:54.360
yeah, food kind of sucks,
let's make food better. I think

818
00:55:54.400 --> 00:55:59.760
I think there's with these universes beyond. I think that there's an overarching theme

819
00:55:59.840 --> 00:56:02.599
or some indelible part of the IP
that they want to make sure that they

820
00:56:02.639 --> 00:56:07.239
serve us because it's going to get
people in, and then they're giving those

821
00:56:07.320 --> 00:56:12.079
people more cards in future sets,
right. And the food thing in Lord

822
00:56:12.079 --> 00:56:15.280
of the Rings because player acquisition from
Lord of the Rings is through the roof.

823
00:56:15.880 --> 00:56:17.639
Let's give them another thing that they
can add to their food deck,

824
00:56:17.639 --> 00:56:21.000
and then another thing that they can
add to their food deck. And now

825
00:56:21.079 --> 00:56:24.039
this Sarah and Nuka's biggest fan to
their food deck. Yeah, right,

826
00:56:24.119 --> 00:56:28.400
and this card's good. I love
the art, right, she's doing like

827
00:56:28.440 --> 00:56:35.679
the very Instagram like cam girl,
like pay for my only fans picture?

828
00:56:35.760 --> 00:56:38.119
But is she the last only fans
girl? Oh? Yes? And there

829
00:56:38.320 --> 00:56:45.199
fricking card even is called fan Oh
man, Nuka's only fan? Yeah?

830
00:56:45.239 --> 00:56:46.840
Man? And the depth of field
in the art right, like how the

831
00:56:46.880 --> 00:56:51.559
background is blurred. I love that
piece. That's that's a cool picture.

832
00:56:51.679 --> 00:56:54.320
Another one from the Iconic Fallout three. Her quest is to bring her I

833
00:56:54.320 --> 00:56:59.119
believe, twenty five Nuka Cola quantums. There you go, like the hard

834
00:56:59.119 --> 00:57:00.719
to find ones. Yeah, that
is a piece. Okay, give me

835
00:57:00.760 --> 00:57:04.960
give me a couple more because I
think there's at least two more that people

836
00:57:05.000 --> 00:57:07.360
are kind of pumped about. I
think one of them is the Wise moth

837
00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:12.000
Man. Yes, and this early
on from Weekly MTG was one we've seen

838
00:57:12.079 --> 00:57:15.360
and people got hype about another face
commander as a What color is an absen?

839
00:57:15.639 --> 00:57:23.360
That is SALTI SALTI blue, green
black, one one insect mutant for

840
00:57:23.400 --> 00:57:27.000
three to three. It has flying
When it comes into play or attacks,

841
00:57:27.039 --> 00:57:30.599
each player gets a rad counter.
Whenever one or more non land cards are

842
00:57:30.639 --> 00:57:32.480
milled, put a plus one plus
one counter on each of up to x

843
00:57:32.519 --> 00:57:37.000
target creatures, or x is the
number of non lands milled this way.

844
00:57:37.559 --> 00:57:39.360
Okay, and just for reference.
I know we said we're going to talk

845
00:57:39.360 --> 00:57:42.840
about it next week, but we
got to touch on it now. A

846
00:57:42.960 --> 00:57:46.360
rad counter is says this, and
you can get a bunch of them like

847
00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:51.280
poison counters or experience counters. Right, correct, Okay, so our radiation

848
00:57:51.559 --> 00:57:54.079
counter yep, right, you've been
exposed to radiation. This is nuclear fallout

849
00:57:54.079 --> 00:57:58.880
we're talking about at the beginning of
your pre combat main phase. If you

850
00:57:58.960 --> 00:58:04.239
have any rad counter, mill that
many cards. For each non land card

851
00:58:04.280 --> 00:58:08.639
milled this way, lose one life
and a rad counter. So you are

852
00:58:09.519 --> 00:58:15.079
milling cards and losing life for each
non land you mill. Yes, but

853
00:58:15.159 --> 00:58:22.400
when you mill, you lose the
rad counter. Yes, So the radiation

854
00:58:22.519 --> 00:58:28.199
eventually goes away. And I like
that because, like flavorfully, like your

855
00:58:28.320 --> 00:58:32.360
radiation kind of has a half life. It gets half as much as it

856
00:58:32.480 --> 00:58:37.280
was before because you have about half
of your land being half of your deck

857
00:58:37.320 --> 00:58:40.519
being land. So there's like a
distinct half life on this, which is

858
00:58:40.559 --> 00:58:46.840
cool. And the wise mothman putting
back to the commander gives us access to

859
00:58:47.039 --> 00:58:52.199
blue in our bug decks. What
do you think of that? Because he's

860
00:58:52.199 --> 00:58:57.639
an insect and insects are primarily Gulgari
since the beginning of time, and that

861
00:58:57.800 --> 00:59:00.320
is an archetype that we've run into
at the LG and that we've played against

862
00:59:00.719 --> 00:59:06.400
at Magic cons Yep. The bug
deck in Gulgari Lara has one. The

863
00:59:06.400 --> 00:59:08.840
Bug Doctor had one when he played
with us. Yep. And now they've

864
00:59:08.880 --> 00:59:13.679
got access to blue cool and the
card's good. Yep. Although I guess

865
00:59:13.679 --> 00:59:16.079
this would be more of a would
it be a mill deck? Do you

866
00:59:16.159 --> 00:59:21.400
think? I don't know if if
you're farming radiation, I guess you could

867
00:59:21.400 --> 00:59:23.639
mill with that. Yeah, Clay
rad Storm. We're gonna talk about that

868
00:59:23.679 --> 00:59:27.199
probably a little bit next week.
Yeah. Last one I want to talk

869
00:59:27.239 --> 00:59:30.159
about because I really like this card. Again, I probably won't build it,

870
00:59:30.679 --> 00:59:32.000
but I think it's and this is
a spoiler for the end of the

871
00:59:32.000 --> 00:59:35.840
show. I think this might be
my favorite one. Oh, I really

872
00:59:35.880 --> 00:59:39.679
like that. You go three dog
Galaxy news dj oh not who I thought

873
00:59:39.719 --> 00:59:45.440
you're going to is a one to
five for Boros and one whenever we attack,

874
00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:49.920
we can pay two and sacrifice an
aura attached to him. Okay,

875
00:59:50.000 --> 00:59:53.360
when you sacrifice an aura, that's
what this way for each attacking creature.

876
00:59:53.400 --> 00:59:58.599
We control, we create a token
that's a copy of that aura on that

877
00:59:58.719 --> 01:00:01.800
creature. I really like that.
There you go. I think that is

878
01:00:01.880 --> 01:00:06.880
so frickin' cool. So you build
him in like a Boro's token Attacky Attacky

879
01:00:06.960 --> 01:00:10.360
deck, but with an aura sub
theme. So you put like shiny impetus

880
01:00:10.360 --> 01:00:14.880
on him. Then you attack with
four dudes, sack the shiny impetus,

881
01:00:15.039 --> 01:00:16.360
give all your dudes plus two plus
two, and the next turn on the

882
01:00:16.440 --> 01:00:22.519
attack you make up bazillion treasures et
cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

883
01:00:22.679 --> 01:00:25.119
Or you could be a total dj
in and put drawsy conscription on him,

884
01:00:25.320 --> 01:00:28.519
yes, and then put that on
all your dudes. Right, you know

885
01:00:28.559 --> 01:00:30.960
that that's what people are doing.
Absolutely, that's what they're doing. But

886
01:00:30.039 --> 01:00:35.719
I really like that. And it's
a different card that does something different.

887
01:00:35.800 --> 01:00:39.199
Yes, it's still Borrow's Attacky Attacky, but the ability that it's the thing

888
01:00:39.239 --> 01:00:43.920
that it's doing is something not many
cards do except for Feather from like last

889
01:00:44.000 --> 01:00:47.360
week. Yeah, well it's not
necessarily Borrows Attacky attack He look at like

890
01:00:47.440 --> 01:00:51.159
two weeks ago, last week whenever
it was. When we did the Feather

891
01:00:51.239 --> 01:00:54.880
deck, we were like Borros Enchantress. This is actually cool. And this

892
01:00:54.960 --> 01:00:59.679
is a great example of Hey,
if you came in in the last year

893
01:01:00.719 --> 01:01:04.480
and you like Fallout, or if
you like Fallout and three Dogs, your

894
01:01:04.480 --> 01:01:07.400
guy look backwards a week at Commander
Cookout, and here's this other stuff that

895
01:01:07.440 --> 01:01:12.480
you can do that a is unique, but you don't know it's unique,

896
01:01:12.599 --> 01:01:15.480
but it lets you get like this
different kind of take on the game.

897
01:01:15.519 --> 01:01:19.320
When you do this and somebody says, hey, I've never seen a Boro's

898
01:01:19.400 --> 01:01:22.079
deck. Do this, think of
like, think of the smarts and the

899
01:01:22.079 --> 01:01:24.000
feels that a new player is gonna
get when they start using boros in an

900
01:01:24.000 --> 01:01:28.480
atypical way right off the bat.
They're gonna say something like, hey,

901
01:01:28.519 --> 01:01:30.679
I must be good at this.
Hey I must be clever. Hey I've

902
01:01:30.719 --> 01:01:32.400
put some thought into this. It
makes me feel good. They might get

903
01:01:32.440 --> 01:01:37.519
stomped because they're playing just Borrows and
all those feelings get flushed down the toilet.

904
01:01:37.599 --> 01:01:40.639
Now that's that's not a thing anymore. Idea Here, you know,

905
01:01:40.760 --> 01:01:44.719
here's the thing. Did you know
this guy's laying down on his back.

906
01:01:45.280 --> 01:01:50.000
What that Dutch angle again makes it
look like he's he's like standing or dancing

907
01:01:50.079 --> 01:01:52.480
or something, but he's lying down
on his back, so he is,

908
01:01:52.719 --> 01:01:57.519
yeah, just another cool throw to
the art. It's kind of a cool

909
01:01:58.159 --> 01:02:01.239
cool piece. Three dog, three
dog, Yes, I don't know anything

910
01:02:01.239 --> 01:02:04.239
about it. What's the one that
you thought I was gonna say. I

911
01:02:04.239 --> 01:02:08.840
thought you were gonna say the Master
Transcendent the other rad or radiation face commander

912
01:02:08.960 --> 01:02:10.840
guy. Now I don't give a
shit about that guy. We'll read him

913
01:02:10.840 --> 01:02:15.079
though, sure. Two hour for
Saltai. In one when he comes into

914
01:02:15.079 --> 01:02:21.079
play, target player gets two rad
counters. Okay, tap put target creature

915
01:02:21.079 --> 01:02:24.320
card in any graveyard that was milled
this turn onto the battlefield under your control.

916
01:02:24.599 --> 01:02:29.800
It's a green mutant with based power
and toughness three to three. I

917
01:02:29.840 --> 01:02:35.000
don't mind that. It's fine.
Creature could that was milled this turn in

918
01:02:35.079 --> 01:02:37.880
any graveyard milled this turn? So
this, like Saltai is famous for self

919
01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:43.519
mil yep. So this guy could
facilitate that deck if you wanted to,

920
01:02:43.559 --> 01:02:46.400
like switch out Mauldratha because that card's
kind of got a stigma. Yep.

921
01:02:46.519 --> 01:02:51.360
Right, you could do this guy. Or you could build a mill deck

922
01:02:51.400 --> 01:02:54.119
and have access to three colors instead
of just one or two, which is

923
01:02:54.199 --> 01:03:00.800
cool. Or you could build the
rad deck yep and just can go hard

924
01:03:00.840 --> 01:03:05.400
on Mill rad and this guy gives
you just pure benefit of radiation. Milled

925
01:03:05.440 --> 01:03:07.360
you, I'm gonna get your guy. So there's a bunch of different build

926
01:03:07.400 --> 01:03:13.360
paths, and look at that freakinard
so good this one does give us.

927
01:03:13.840 --> 01:03:17.199
I think it makes some of the
older Mill cards, from the old sixty

928
01:03:17.199 --> 01:03:20.800
to four to one on one days. Yes, I think it makes them

929
01:03:20.800 --> 01:03:22.599
a little better. So you can
actually play Glimpse the unthinkable now, which

930
01:03:22.639 --> 01:03:27.119
is de mere target player Mills Tan. Oh yeah, because a million for

931
01:03:27.199 --> 01:03:30.360
ten and get a dude as opposed
to like Milton who cares mil Tan.

932
01:03:30.760 --> 01:03:35.159
Yeah sure, yeah, thanks dude, Yeah yeah right, And I think

933
01:03:35.159 --> 01:03:37.800
that that makes that card better than
it would have been. It makes it

934
01:03:37.960 --> 01:03:42.880
air quotes playable, yeah, which
you gotta like, you gotta dig,

935
01:03:42.920 --> 01:03:45.960
you don't want. Anytime, anytime
they can open up a strategy, or

936
01:03:46.639 --> 01:03:53.519
open up colors for an established strategy, or make old cards relevant, especially

937
01:03:53.599 --> 01:03:58.360
old cards that have like some fame
and notoriety to them. Anytime they can

938
01:03:58.480 --> 01:04:03.880
do that while also giving new players
their thing or like in a pre con

939
01:04:04.119 --> 01:04:09.519
or facilitating people that want to play
Fallout and Magic like anytime they can do

940
01:04:09.599 --> 01:04:11.519
that it's a win win, win, win win. This is the kind

941
01:04:11.559 --> 01:04:17.239
of card master transcendent that makes me
happy that like these kinds of products come

942
01:04:17.280 --> 01:04:19.840
out. Yeah, because people are
gonna be happy with the master, sure,

943
01:04:20.159 --> 01:04:23.320
just like they were happy without the
master and doctor who who's just going

944
01:04:23.360 --> 01:04:25.719
to master every set now? Yees? Not even the same guy for the

945
01:04:25.800 --> 01:04:29.159
record, not the same yeah,
not the same person. But they also

946
01:04:29.320 --> 01:04:31.559
make new and established players happy because
like, think of Aiden, maybe he

947
01:04:31.679 --> 01:04:36.159
wants to try this instead of his
Maldratha deck doesn't but doesn't Yeah, he

948
01:04:36.199 --> 01:04:40.920
could, right without tweaking literally anything
else. Yeah, maybe I want to

949
01:04:40.960 --> 01:04:43.119
tweak my mill deck. Maybe I
want to build a second or third,

950
01:04:43.199 --> 01:04:45.199
or fourth or fifth Mill deck,
right, and this guy could be it.

951
01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:48.559
Yeah, And it's going to be
challenging and different and gonna give me

952
01:04:48.679 --> 01:04:53.840
a swath of cards that I've never
even thought of playing before. And everybody's

953
01:04:53.920 --> 01:04:58.119
gonna be uh the better for it. I agree. So here's the question

954
01:04:58.519 --> 01:05:03.239
question French for question for people outside
of Canada. Favorite legend. I just

955
01:05:03.280 --> 01:05:08.519
said three, Yeah, that's right, that's right. What's yours? Uh?

956
01:05:09.039 --> 01:05:14.480
Oh? Probably? Oh man,
probably the zombie guy. The zombie

957
01:05:14.480 --> 01:05:16.840
guy. We talked about earlier.
Yeah, just because I would, I

958
01:05:16.880 --> 01:05:20.400
would tweak my model. No,
uhuh no, the big robot guy,

959
01:05:21.000 --> 01:05:25.639
Yeah, big robot Guy, Liberty
Prime, Baberty Prime, Energy, Color

960
01:05:25.679 --> 01:05:30.320
Combo. I like big dumb robot, hit hard, big fast robot guy.

961
01:05:30.079 --> 01:05:32.719
Yes, yes, correct, all
those things you said are true.

962
01:05:32.840 --> 01:05:36.039
Most powerful in the set? Who
are you putting your stamp on, Oh

963
01:05:36.199 --> 01:05:39.880
boy, I don't know, hit
hard, big fast, big dumb robot

964
01:05:39.880 --> 01:05:44.519
guy, Caesar, Legions, Emperor. Oh yeah, probably unending value.

965
01:05:44.840 --> 01:05:50.239
The fact that we said this could
be uh edgar like that says it all

966
01:05:50.320 --> 01:05:53.800
right there. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, I guess in the

967
01:05:53.880 --> 01:05:58.559
comments on discord on Twitter, let
us know your favorite ninety nine ers.

968
01:05:59.119 --> 01:06:02.960
Who are you gonna build as a
whole deck, and who do you think

969
01:06:03.039 --> 01:06:08.519
is the most powerful? Yes,
and of course tune into top five in

970
01:06:08.800 --> 01:06:12.599
five where I look at the rest
of the legends and pick maybe the ones

971
01:06:12.639 --> 01:06:15.960
that I think are going to permeate
into the format kind of the most strongly.

972
01:06:16.239 --> 01:06:18.639
S already talked about the coolest ones. Yeah, we talked about some

973
01:06:18.719 --> 01:06:23.559
of the powerful ones, but we
only read about fifteen or twenty and that's

974
01:06:23.639 --> 01:06:27.679
less than half. So of course
tune in on Friday. It's going to

975
01:06:27.719 --> 01:06:32.000
be there, agreed. Tune in
on Friday the fifteenth, or Sidewalk Slam

976
01:06:32.760 --> 01:06:39.800
Season two, Episode three. We're
running back previous opponents from earlier games that

977
01:06:39.880 --> 01:06:44.960
we've played as a rematch. Yeah, and tons of fun, lots of

978
01:06:45.000 --> 01:06:51.039
funny jokes, casual gameplay and just
fun, just people sitting down having fun,

979
01:06:51.199 --> 01:06:55.920
trash talking. I just sent the
game off last night and it was

980
01:06:56.119 --> 01:06:58.400
it was a good one. It's
going to be a solid game because you

981
01:06:58.440 --> 01:07:00.800
know your boys in it and we're
pretty good. Who else do We Gotta

982
01:07:00.840 --> 01:07:02.840
thank the patrons, the business daddies, everybody that was in Chicago, do

983
01:07:02.920 --> 01:07:05.320
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984
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985
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986
01:07:14.000 --> 01:07:17.039
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987
01:07:17.400 --> 01:07:21.000
Gotta thank all the people from Chicago
and everybody out there listening to the show,

988
01:07:21.039 --> 01:07:25.199
because we would not be here without
you. And we're gonna be back

989
01:07:25.320 --> 01:07:29.159
next week to talk about the rest
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990
01:07:29.239 --> 01:07:34.800
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