WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.400 --> 00:00:15.359 She's so bossy. Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane After Dark. First podcast 2 00:00:15.400 --> 00:00:20.239 in May and officially my birthday month. And you know what you know some 3 00:00:20.480 --> 00:00:28.679 year I'm Laura Kane, Eric Rimmer, Hi producer Brian Elvis Kan. So 4 00:00:29.480 --> 00:00:32.560 I've decided this year I'm going all out. I don't know why. It's 5 00:00:32.600 --> 00:00:35.280 not a big it's not like a it's a big one, but it's not 6 00:00:36.479 --> 00:00:39.960 six zero. No, it's not. I'm not sixty. G's Louise give 7 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:45.039 me my fifties for a little while longer at least. I'm no. I'm 8 00:00:45.079 --> 00:00:49.600 just like, I'm just gonna like treat myself. I'm gonna, like I 9 00:00:49.640 --> 00:00:52.880 said, I'm gonna get that tattoo and I'll show you what it is your 10 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:58.039 financial Oh that was last year. No, this would be good. I've 11 00:00:58.079 --> 00:01:03.680 already got something spinning the works. And we have our big producer, Brian. 12 00:01:03.760 --> 00:01:10.920 To your party, Laura Caane Birthday Party, which is Laora's hijacking for 13 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:15.359 her sixtieth birthday featuring George Michael. It's gonna be on May twenty fourth, 14 00:01:15.439 --> 00:01:19.120 my actual birthday. It's a Friday night. We're all meeting at v AHAs 15 00:01:19.280 --> 00:01:26.159 and we're gonna see George Michael Reborn great band tribute band to George Michael. 16 00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:30.159 If you grew up in or had some part of the eighties, you will 17 00:01:30.799 --> 00:01:34.319 love this band. He looks like him, he sounds like him. He's 18 00:01:34.319 --> 00:01:37.760 a great guy. Hopefully we can get on before because he has a great 19 00:01:37.799 --> 00:01:41.519 story about a connection he has with the real George Michael. It's really cool. 20 00:01:41.560 --> 00:01:47.079 I'm going to for your birthday to what you know what I'm gonna do 21 00:01:47.159 --> 00:01:52.200 for you? What I'm going to buy you a new outfit for your birthday 22 00:01:52.239 --> 00:01:56.719 party? Really? Yeah? Are you gonna pick it out? You're the 23 00:01:56.760 --> 00:01:59.719 stylist pick it out for me? You're not gonna like it? No? 24 00:02:00.040 --> 00:02:05.159 Yes, I I'm well will I? Yeah? Because the Dollar Tree is 25 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:12.159 selling clothes now. No, they're not shirt, just a star for a 26 00:02:12.240 --> 00:02:15.759 log T shirt and some big crushy socks. So next week we'll have more 27 00:02:15.759 --> 00:02:21.479 details on how you can win these tickets and uh what we're going to have 28 00:02:21.520 --> 00:02:24.400 to give away at the party we always have prizes and stuff, and how 29 00:02:24.599 --> 00:02:29.479 you can be a part of it. We'll have more details next week, 30 00:02:29.560 --> 00:02:31.639 but I just wanted you to hold that date. May twenty fourth, Friday 31 00:02:31.719 --> 00:02:37.120 Night, we yes hold it. Okay. So, since it's the beginning 32 00:02:37.120 --> 00:02:40.199 of May, I brought out my tarot cards, the ones that you hate, 33 00:02:40.639 --> 00:02:44.759 trustworthy ones, and we're each going to pick. This is going to 34 00:02:44.800 --> 00:02:50.759 signify that since we're now done with mercury and retrograde is over. You're not 35 00:02:50.960 --> 00:02:54.520 I don't think you're qualified to read tarot. I'm just qualified to hear. 36 00:02:55.000 --> 00:03:00.439 This is what I'm qualified to do. I'm qualified to put my good energy 37 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:04.319 all on the deck. Well, have you cleansed that deck with my good 38 00:03:04.439 --> 00:03:06.599 energy? I am That's not how deck cleansing works. And need like a 39 00:03:06.599 --> 00:03:09.000 full moon or something. It doesn't matter. Let's just play the game. 40 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:14.000 Now. You're saying that you get to change the rules of the stuff we've 41 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:16.000 made up. You don't even like the art on this one. But this 42 00:03:16.080 --> 00:03:22.840 is gonna signify this month and how how it's gonna be for us. So 43 00:03:22.879 --> 00:03:25.520 I'm laying out all the cards and we're gonna do that thing again that you 44 00:03:25.520 --> 00:03:30.879 guys always give me crop about. You're gonna come over here and you're gonna 45 00:03:30.879 --> 00:03:34.680 close your eyes and you're gonna go over the deck and whatever. If you 46 00:03:34.759 --> 00:03:39.919 feel something, pick the card. Okay, go Eric, all right, 47 00:03:39.960 --> 00:03:44.520 all right, lean ford, now really close your eyes and if you feel 48 00:03:44.879 --> 00:03:50.800 something goes slowly, go slowly, go slowly. Oh he felt it, 49 00:03:50.879 --> 00:03:54.319 he felt something, you know, Flip it over this way. Okay, 50 00:03:54.360 --> 00:03:58.680 Oh it's right side up. Queen of Swords, I think this is a 51 00:03:58.719 --> 00:04:03.479 good one. Okay, So let's see what Queen of Swords is. Queen 52 00:04:03.599 --> 00:04:06.360 of Swords, nine of Swords, Queen of Swords, Queen the Sword, 53 00:04:06.400 --> 00:04:15.439 Princess's Swords, Queen Yes, brains of her beauty. The Queen of Swords 54 00:04:15.800 --> 00:04:19.439 values intellect above all else. She has no problem telling it like it is 55 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:26.519 with class and sass. She's direct, witty, honest, and even blunt. 56 00:04:26.800 --> 00:04:30.879 Logic rules the land with the facts being the fairest of them all. 57 00:04:30.199 --> 00:04:35.720 She's able to use her discernment and can see past hidden motives easily. Look 58 00:04:35.839 --> 00:04:40.759 at that. She asks that you cut through the noise and gather information that 59 00:04:40.800 --> 00:04:45.000 will point you in a clear cut solution. Detach yourself from your emotions so 60 00:04:45.040 --> 00:04:49.439 you can use your critical eye with impartiality and clarity. The Queen of Swords 61 00:04:49.519 --> 00:04:53.959 likes to get straight to the point and uses facts to get there, preferring 62 00:04:54.240 --> 00:05:00.560 to connect on an intellectual level level sensitive souls may receive her bluntness as cold 63 00:05:00.639 --> 00:05:03.720 and dub her the ice queen. Oops. Oops, it's not that she 64 00:05:03.839 --> 00:05:10.079 doesn't care. She just wants to be fair. That's right. Sorry a 65 00:05:10.079 --> 00:05:13.399 second, when when Reverend doctor nally Veil did it, she had some things 66 00:05:13.399 --> 00:05:15.720 to look out for for our future. That's just like a personality thing. 67 00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:19.519 Well, this one, if you if it was upside down has a different 68 00:05:19.560 --> 00:05:24.360 meaning. But it was the right side up. So go ahead, Brian, 69 00:05:24.439 --> 00:05:29.000 come on out, pick your card. B Then I have some things 70 00:05:29.040 --> 00:05:32.079 to talk about that are important. I don't like, I don't I don't 71 00:05:32.079 --> 00:05:35.800 know if you know about these things. All right now, really close your 72 00:05:35.839 --> 00:05:41.600 eyes closure eyes good, Okay, good. He's such a brad. He 73 00:05:41.639 --> 00:05:45.639 has to have one eye open, one eye open. Okay. We wants 74 00:05:45.639 --> 00:05:47.480 to make sure you're not moving the cards around. He's being a proud about 75 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:49.639 it. He's being a proud about it. I hope he gets a real 76 00:05:49.720 --> 00:05:57.439 bad one. He's being led in in a really powerful direction. All right 77 00:05:57.920 --> 00:06:03.759 now, flip it like that. I think it was this way because I 78 00:06:03.759 --> 00:06:06.360 told you to do it that, but you went like that. So tennis 79 00:06:06.360 --> 00:06:13.879 swords right side up is this all right, here's your future for the month. 80 00:06:15.079 --> 00:06:17.759 Stab in the back without any warning, leaving you feeling betrayed by those 81 00:06:17.800 --> 00:06:23.120 you trust. Do you fight back or let it go? This unexpected setback 82 00:06:23.160 --> 00:06:27.399 feels like failure on all levels, and you're looking for someone to take the 83 00:06:27.439 --> 00:06:32.040 blame, even if it means yourself sacrificing your needs can inadvertently allow people to 84 00:06:32.079 --> 00:06:35.920 take advantage of you. This is a low blow to your self esteem and 85 00:06:35.959 --> 00:06:40.560 it will take time to get back up again. Be careful of playing the 86 00:06:40.680 --> 00:06:45.839 victim and throwing a pity party to get attention. Losses often feel like failures, 87 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:50.079 but try to look at this as a painful transition to beginning anew Wow. 88 00:06:50.199 --> 00:06:55.519 Bad news is usually hard to swallow, but you cannot grow without change 89 00:06:55.800 --> 00:07:00.079 Jesus, even if it's terrible. Well this sounds great. Times are difficult, 90 00:07:00.399 --> 00:07:04.120 but you can only go up from me. Here's the reverse of the 91 00:07:04.160 --> 00:07:09.879 cards, say to the other way. Dramatic events have led you strongly to 92 00:07:09.959 --> 00:07:14.399 reevaluate all areas of your life. You're letting go of what does not serve 93 00:07:14.439 --> 00:07:18.040 you anymore. Don't say the podcast, please, I'm gonna make one of 94 00:07:18.079 --> 00:07:23.759 these things come true right now. I know, purging all the excess baggage 95 00:07:23.839 --> 00:07:28.519 that you can begin a new cycle wise from your life experiences. Old beliefs 96 00:07:28.560 --> 00:07:32.600 no longer resonate with you, and you are shifting your perspective. Avoiding change 97 00:07:32.639 --> 00:07:39.040 to avoid pain just prolongs. The inevitable personal transformation requires that you let go 98 00:07:39.120 --> 00:07:43.480 of something old so that you can make room for something new. Don't us 99 00:07:45.040 --> 00:07:47.199 content? I am a slave to the fate of the card. What can 100 00:07:47.240 --> 00:07:53.560 I do? Constant thought chatter without worst case scenarios has you worrying about the 101 00:07:53.600 --> 00:07:58.839 future, paralyzing you from living in the present. Take inventory of thoughts, 102 00:07:58.879 --> 00:08:01.800 beliefs, and attitudes and clearly label the ones you want to keep and the 103 00:08:01.839 --> 00:08:05.319 ones you want to throw away. Allow your awareness to help you grow from 104 00:08:05.319 --> 00:08:09.399 your experiences. Brian, you know what I just noticed? You and I 105 00:08:09.439 --> 00:08:18.360 are twins tonight. You're both wearing dolphins club. Yes, this is mine? 106 00:08:18.920 --> 00:08:24.319 Oh boy, oh? The hermit naked lady in front of them, 107 00:08:24.360 --> 00:08:28.079 the hermits. I don't think that one's terrible. Well, let's see, 108 00:08:28.079 --> 00:08:30.279 I don't even know where she would be, the hermit, the hermit, 109 00:08:30.279 --> 00:08:35.600 the hermit, the hermit. She'd probably be somewhere far away, Oh the 110 00:08:35.639 --> 00:08:37.799 fool. Here's the fool, here's the magician, here's the high priestess. 111 00:08:39.120 --> 00:08:43.480 Oh, here we go, I see where she is the hermit. Soul 112 00:08:43.559 --> 00:08:46.720 searching is the name of the game, and you've decided to take the time 113 00:08:46.799 --> 00:08:52.120 to explore that aspect of yourself. Wide eyed truth seeker, you improve the 114 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:56.480 deepest depths of your being so you can know yourself in ways you didn't know 115 00:08:56.600 --> 00:09:01.519 before. There was a certain restlessness with how you were living your day to 116 00:09:01.600 --> 00:09:05.000 day truly knowing that there is a deeper meaning to life. Okay, Soul 117 00:09:05.039 --> 00:09:09.639 searching tends to be a solo journey, so you maybe finding yourself withdrawing from 118 00:09:09.759 --> 00:09:18.639 social activities. I don't even have any social activities normally and retreating inside yourself. 119 00:09:18.679 --> 00:09:22.279 You are seeking your deep inner truth and defining your core values. And 120 00:09:22.320 --> 00:09:28.240 if that means a night in with a glass of wine, great they want 121 00:09:28.240 --> 00:09:31.320 me to great, they want me to relapse, then so be it. 122 00:09:31.240 --> 00:09:35.480 You are seeking alignment with your mind, body, and soul and are finding 123 00:09:35.519 --> 00:09:39.000 new ways of consciously prioritizing your beliefs in your daily life. It would be 124 00:09:39.039 --> 00:09:41.840 a glass of coke. There you go, like this coke right here? 125 00:09:43.919 --> 00:09:48.879 All right now? Do you guys want to Brian, you have a wild 126 00:09:48.919 --> 00:09:52.600 card? When do you want to do your wild card? I do it 127 00:09:52.639 --> 00:09:56.679 now? You want to do it after we do some questions or oh? 128 00:09:56.200 --> 00:09:58.399 First of all, I want to tell you this real quick. Did you 129 00:09:58.440 --> 00:10:01.679 know about the airlines new rules? No? Did you hear about this? 130 00:10:01.799 --> 00:10:09.240 Get this? Department of Transportation Secretary Pete Buddha Judge had a news conference, 131 00:10:09.120 --> 00:10:13.240 and he had it last week. He announced that within six months, airlines 132 00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:18.320 will be required to comply with new rules, which will require cash refunds for 133 00:10:18.480 --> 00:10:24.240 cancelations and long delays as an expansion of passenger rights. You're not going to 134 00:10:24.279 --> 00:10:28.120 get three hundred dollars for a one hour delay. Here's how it's going to 135 00:10:28.200 --> 00:10:33.320 work. Passengers will be entitled to a refund if their flight is canceled or 136 00:10:33.360 --> 00:10:39.960 significantly changed and they do not accept alternative Transportation of travel credits. This includes 137 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:43.159 airline changing your itinerary before the day of your trip. The delays covered would 138 00:10:43.200 --> 00:10:48.600 be more than three hours for domestic flights and more than six hours for international 139 00:10:48.600 --> 00:10:52.759 flights. This includes tickets purchased directly from airlines, travel agents, and third 140 00:10:52.759 --> 00:10:58.799 party sites like Expedia and travelocity. So they're getting better about that whole thing, 141 00:10:58.039 --> 00:11:01.679 because before they just canceled it and you were shut out of luck. 142 00:11:01.759 --> 00:11:05.480 Right, well, they had to there were other rules, but there's some 143 00:11:05.559 --> 00:11:09.200 other Restsally doesn't just make airlines just raise their prices to cover the the anticipation. 144 00:11:11.360 --> 00:11:15.799 That's how the economy works. Bomb them. When the government mingles or 145 00:11:16.360 --> 00:11:22.720 not mingles, interferes, Yeah, interjects itself. Okay, now do you 146 00:11:22.759 --> 00:11:26.080 want to do your wild card or do you want okay, let's do it. 147 00:11:26.159 --> 00:11:30.120 Okay. This last weekend, my sister got married. Actually she's been 148 00:11:30.120 --> 00:11:35.559 married for a year, but this was her like ceremony wedding. And I 149 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:39.440 was originally just supposed to be the guy that walks the mom down, you 150 00:11:39.440 --> 00:11:41.639 know, the mother down the aisle. Yes, I still did that, 151 00:11:41.559 --> 00:11:46.919 but due to unforeseen events, my girlfriend, who was supposed to be the 152 00:11:46.919 --> 00:11:50.080 bridesmaid, wasn't able to go. And on the bride side and on the 153 00:11:50.080 --> 00:11:52.679 grooms side, two of his best man and one of his grooms men were 154 00:11:52.679 --> 00:11:58.120 also not able to go. Oh no, so yeah, so I became 155 00:11:58.559 --> 00:12:01.279 the second grooms men. So there's there was the best man and then just 156 00:12:01.360 --> 00:12:05.159 me really on his side yeah, and that was that happened the day before 157 00:12:05.159 --> 00:12:11.519 I left, so its very last minute. In a stroke of fate, 158 00:12:11.639 --> 00:12:15.240 my suit ended up matching the one I just randomly bought. Matched perfectly with 159 00:12:15.279 --> 00:12:18.000 what everyone else is wearing, Like, oh wow, that's the exact same 160 00:12:18.039 --> 00:12:22.600 suit. It was a lot of fun. Was so it was a little 161 00:12:22.639 --> 00:12:26.279 chaotic. Things kind of fell apart and got put back together last minute. 162 00:12:26.279 --> 00:12:28.600 It was really fun. I mean, they've been married for you already, 163 00:12:28.600 --> 00:12:31.919 so it's just how many people were like sixtysh. She was a pretty small 164 00:12:31.919 --> 00:12:33.720 wedding. It was really nice. Venue was on. It was on in 165 00:12:33.720 --> 00:12:39.399 South Carolina on a on a river, a venue on a river, so 166 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:43.000 it was really cool, great wedding. It was a dry wedding. It's 167 00:12:43.080 --> 00:12:48.799 kind of a bummer. Why is that so? In South Carolina for venues 168 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:52.399 to provide they have to provide the alcohol themselves. They have really strict alcoholaws. 169 00:12:52.879 --> 00:12:56.000 And you also have to pay for a cop to be rented to be 170 00:12:56.120 --> 00:12:58.399 you have to rent a cop to be on premises or the entire day of 171 00:12:58.440 --> 00:13:03.600 the event. Shut up, really, wow, there's alcohol. Yeah, 172 00:13:05.000 --> 00:13:09.120 it's pretty crazy. Wow. I wonder if people brought in flasks no. 173 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:11.720 I thought about it though. I thought, I know, right, would 174 00:13:11.720 --> 00:13:13.840 have been fine. So if you got caught. But it was a lot 175 00:13:13.840 --> 00:13:18.440 of fun. So it was a good weekend. God, that was You 176 00:13:18.480 --> 00:13:20.480 must be exhausted. I'm very tired. I got home at like eleven pm 177 00:13:20.519 --> 00:13:24.200 last night. Oh my, oh wow, woke up and went to work. 178 00:13:24.360 --> 00:13:26.000 Wow. And now you're here. Okay, we'll try to bust this 179 00:13:26.039 --> 00:13:30.039 out quickly. Well, congratulations to your sister. You want to give her 180 00:13:30.039 --> 00:13:33.720 a shout out? Yes, the couple, the couple. Okay, you 181 00:13:33.759 --> 00:13:39.919 don't, all right, never mind, but congratulations to Brian's sister. That's 182 00:13:39.960 --> 00:13:43.639 really cool, very fine, And it was really nice that you were there. 183 00:13:43.759 --> 00:13:46.559 It was very nice wedding. I'm sure they appreciated it, and it 184 00:13:46.600 --> 00:13:50.960 was really I bet it was a special moment you walking mama down. Yeah, 185 00:13:50.960 --> 00:13:56.240 it was nice. Now my son's getting married in July. And uh, 186 00:13:56.039 --> 00:14:03.080 like, okay, the groom was he up there already or did someone 187 00:14:03.080 --> 00:14:05.639 walk him down the aisle? You know what I mean? Like, did 188 00:14:05.639 --> 00:14:07.840 someone walk him to his spot? No? They just they just enter, 189 00:14:09.240 --> 00:14:13.559 They just they when the ceremony starts, does he walk down the aisle to 190 00:14:13.679 --> 00:14:18.360 his spot? At least in my sister's wedding. They walk down with the 191 00:14:18.480 --> 00:14:22.639 officiant. Oh, at the very beginning, they just walk They just walk 192 00:14:22.720 --> 00:14:26.440 up there. I want to walk down, which is so bad. Well, 193 00:14:26.559 --> 00:14:28.320 I mean talk to him about it. I mean it has to be 194 00:14:28.440 --> 00:14:30.039 up to him, you know. Yeah, I mean he can They can 195 00:14:30.039 --> 00:14:33.360 do however they want, so they can do. But did I tell you 196 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:37.840 that my daughter is going to sing their first dance song. Oh my god, 197 00:14:37.879 --> 00:14:43.039 it's going to be a room full of a puddle of tears. It's 198 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:46.759 going to be so so cool. All right, now I have a very 199 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:54.360 I'm no, you're not not actually my best friends. Ouch, that hurts. 200 00:14:56.720 --> 00:14:58.399 Oh she didn't tell you, Eric. I'm also going, Wow, 201 00:15:01.879 --> 00:15:07.799 Stacy's going, how easily I just got demoted? You didn't know you were 202 00:15:07.879 --> 00:15:16.120 number two too? You are no longer one point five. She invited me 203 00:15:16.200 --> 00:15:20.639 to go, and now she's on on live air. You couldn't go. 204 00:15:20.919 --> 00:15:28.000 You already said you're gonna be like in freaking somewhere else. No, how 205 00:15:28.000 --> 00:15:31.399 many times have you complained to me about taking time off about this and that? 206 00:15:31.679 --> 00:15:35.039 I just I knew, I knew you weren't going to be able to 207 00:15:35.080 --> 00:15:41.360 go, So I asked somebody who said she could go my wonderful stacy. 208 00:15:43.039 --> 00:15:46.600 I'm gonna crash. I'm gonna crash it. You should object. I am 209 00:15:46.840 --> 00:15:50.039 objected. I'm gonna crash it. Oh, oh for it, I am. 210 00:15:50.039 --> 00:15:56.480 I'm gonna crash it and object and I'm just gonna show up hammered and 211 00:15:56.600 --> 00:16:00.080 like vomit. Oh yeah, that's what I'm good. I'm going to show 212 00:16:00.120 --> 00:16:03.600 up cammered and I'm going to object and then I'm going to throw up on 213 00:16:03.720 --> 00:16:08.440 your shoes. Shut up. Oh my god, what am I going to 214 00:16:08.519 --> 00:16:11.679 wear? I don't know. I'm not helping you. Oh that's right now. 215 00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:18.159 You were gonna wait birthday out. I'm not doing that either. Okay. 216 00:16:18.480 --> 00:16:22.679 Now, America is divided. America is very dividedly lately. Now this 217 00:16:23.000 --> 00:16:26.759 is very important. This is I want to know from you guys. It's 218 00:16:26.799 --> 00:16:34.759 fifty to fifty down the middle that a pole was taken. Do you wash 219 00:16:34.799 --> 00:16:41.440 your clothes before wearing them? After you've bought them new clothes? You buy 220 00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:45.639 a new clothes off the rat, you bring them home, Do you wash 221 00:16:45.720 --> 00:16:49.919 them before you wear them? No? Go No? Sometimes, depending on 222 00:16:49.960 --> 00:16:53.120 what it is we buy it, depending on where you buy it, also 223 00:16:53.200 --> 00:16:56.960 depending on where the size I buy it. Oh, it's for a shrink 224 00:16:56.039 --> 00:16:59.399 purposes. Yeah, because there's a lot of clothes that shrink a lot. 225 00:16:59.519 --> 00:17:00.600 Actually, I feel like, like hoodies, if you you have to buy 226 00:17:00.600 --> 00:17:03.519 them a side. I wasn't buying them. I was like, dude, 227 00:17:03.600 --> 00:17:06.279 I just that fat, like Jesus. But no, they shrink so much. 228 00:17:06.480 --> 00:17:08.680 They do well. It's split down the middle. Fifty one percent said 229 00:17:08.759 --> 00:17:11.759 no, they don't. Forty nine percent said, oh, yes we do. 230 00:17:11.880 --> 00:17:15.240 Because you don't know how many people have handled it. It's fair. 231 00:17:15.319 --> 00:17:18.599 I guess do you wash your underwear at least before you Oh? Uh no, 232 00:17:18.680 --> 00:17:22.960 those are sterilized in the little packages. Yeah, because the women's underwear 233 00:17:23.039 --> 00:17:26.680 sometimes there are not Okay, yeah, I was yeah, then I would 234 00:17:26.720 --> 00:17:29.799 Yeah they were hanging on a yeah, I mind comeing to sealed packs. 235 00:17:29.799 --> 00:17:32.160 So yeah, that's true. But you know how they say, oh, 236 00:17:32.200 --> 00:17:34.279 the chemicals and whatever. Now if I buy clothes, I'm like, I 237 00:17:34.279 --> 00:17:37.480 don't buy clothes at Hallster, but if I did, or like maybe Abercrombie, 238 00:17:37.559 --> 00:17:41.160 I probably wouldn't wah it because those clothes smell nice when you buy them. 239 00:17:41.160 --> 00:17:45.480 Oh, Ambercrombie smells so good. Yeah, and that. Some people 240 00:17:45.519 --> 00:17:48.000 say, no, I don't wash them because it's all downhill. After the 241 00:17:48.039 --> 00:17:53.079 first wash, your clothes start getting worse, depending on And then somebody said 242 00:17:53.079 --> 00:17:57.599 it depends on the store. Yes, but only bathing suits and undergarments. 243 00:17:57.720 --> 00:18:00.920 Well, the bathing suits that I buy have this little like in the crotch 244 00:18:02.000 --> 00:18:08.680 area strip, but little like. But here's the here's something. Some women 245 00:18:08.680 --> 00:18:14.359 don't wear underwear, and so they're trying on these bathing suits. Some men 246 00:18:14.400 --> 00:18:18.160 don't wear underwear. Well, I'm not trying on men's clothes. But there 247 00:18:18.240 --> 00:18:22.200 was a there was a an episode of the show House, remember House, 248 00:18:23.240 --> 00:18:29.920 where somebody got some vicious virus from a piece of clothing that was brand new 249 00:18:29.960 --> 00:18:33.839 and they hadn't washed it. So someone said, oh, after I saw 250 00:18:33.839 --> 00:18:38.319 that episode of House, I washed everything before I put it on. So 251 00:18:38.920 --> 00:18:47.799 and then anyway, now do you want to see an eight pair of jeans 252 00:18:47.839 --> 00:18:55.200 sold out immediately online. These jeans are pre stained with a pea stain. 253 00:18:55.920 --> 00:18:59.480 Come on, and this is what it looks like. Come are you kidding 254 00:18:59.480 --> 00:19:08.079 me? Oh that's kind of funny. Eight dollars pants and these sold out 255 00:19:08.160 --> 00:19:15.519 online like that. There were there was a six hundred dollars pair with a 256 00:19:15.640 --> 00:19:19.240 lighter wash with the so the stain was a little lighter. Those sold out 257 00:19:19.480 --> 00:19:23.759 immediately. Who's the designer? Let's see who is the designer? I don't 258 00:19:23.759 --> 00:19:30.799 think it really said so ridiculous, It's just a brand in the UK and 259 00:19:32.079 --> 00:19:40.519 uh a Jordan Luca, Jordan Luca. Anyway, there you go, hideous. 260 00:19:40.799 --> 00:19:42.119 You can do that on your own. You really can do it on 261 00:19:42.160 --> 00:19:47.920 your own. Okay, a man in Pennsylvania, can you imagine this? 262 00:19:48.000 --> 00:19:52.119 Oh God, if this happened to Eric, God only knows, he would 263 00:19:52.160 --> 00:19:56.119 go to the top of he would call the President of the United States. 264 00:19:56.160 --> 00:20:00.440 I would for sure. This poor guy got a tax fund from the state 265 00:20:00.960 --> 00:20:03.960 for nine hundred dollars. He did his taxes, he makes one hundred dollars 266 00:20:03.960 --> 00:20:12.039 one thousand dollars or less. He got a federal income tax bill for thirty 267 00:20:12.079 --> 00:20:18.599 four billion dollars. They obviously made a huge mistake. Oh my god, 268 00:20:18.799 --> 00:20:22.680 it's a bill in the marriage. Just shoot myself instead. Billions go jump 269 00:20:22.720 --> 00:20:26.839 off in your bridge. Eric, your fac immediately turned like be Ready'd be 270 00:20:26.880 --> 00:20:30.200 like no, You'd go call like every manager known to mail. I would, 271 00:20:30.240 --> 00:20:34.440 I would call every manager ever. So he called his tax guy, 272 00:20:34.440 --> 00:20:37.119 who's a blunder something with numbers. Blah blah blah blah. All right, 273 00:20:37.160 --> 00:20:41.279 Now here's some things that people talk about are people do but don't talk about. 274 00:20:42.240 --> 00:20:48.720 When your flight doesn't board for an hour and you need to eat, 275 00:20:48.079 --> 00:20:53.519 do you go to the gate first just to make sure that it's there and 276 00:20:53.559 --> 00:20:57.400 then go eat? Yeah? Absolutely, Okay, that's there's saying people do 277 00:20:57.480 --> 00:21:00.319 that, but they don't ever talk about that. Yeah. I mean I 278 00:21:00.359 --> 00:21:03.680 was just flying this weekend. I did that, like with every time. 279 00:21:03.799 --> 00:21:04.839 Yeah, because you kind of want to know where you're at first, and 280 00:21:04.839 --> 00:21:07.839 then you get your food and then you go back and sit down. You're 281 00:21:07.880 --> 00:21:12.559 breathing fine until you lay down and one nostril immediately closes up. That happened 282 00:21:12.599 --> 00:21:17.200 to you, true, Yeah, when you swallow water in a weird way 283 00:21:17.279 --> 00:21:23.079 and there's that excruciating pain in your chesty. Oh God, when you need 284 00:21:23.119 --> 00:21:26.720 a specific item at the grocery store but there's somebody else standing in front of 285 00:21:26.759 --> 00:21:30.640 it, so you pretend to shop for something else until they move. You 286 00:21:30.680 --> 00:21:34.200 do that, I just pushed them out of the way. That satisfying feeling 287 00:21:34.359 --> 00:21:40.160 when one of your ears randomly popped, oh, yes, and you're here, 288 00:21:41.079 --> 00:21:47.240 you're hearing immediately improves or this. I always feel this way when you 289 00:21:47.359 --> 00:21:49.799 walk into a store and you want to buy something, it's not there for 290 00:21:49.839 --> 00:21:55.640 whatever reason, and you walk out of the store with nothing. I always 291 00:21:55.680 --> 00:21:57.960 feel like I'm in trouble, Like I'm going to get in trouble for shoplift. 292 00:21:59.200 --> 00:22:03.000 Oh I do you feel guilty? I feel like immediately guilty. First, 293 00:22:03.359 --> 00:22:06.559 think of that. Somebody's got to think I stole something. Yes, 294 00:22:06.799 --> 00:22:10.480 yeah, when you walk out with nothing, no bags, I do that 295 00:22:10.519 --> 00:22:12.279 all the time. You don't feel guilt, like any kind of guilt about 296 00:22:12.319 --> 00:22:18.599 it. Okay, so now we're gonna do the question game. We love 297 00:22:18.640 --> 00:22:21.119 the question game, don't we? Yes? We do? We do? 298 00:22:21.440 --> 00:22:26.519 All right, play us some little simple music for the question game. That's 299 00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:32.319 too Scared and that was the ghost Hunter. There we go. Now, 300 00:22:32.559 --> 00:22:36.200 I tease this on our last episode, and I want to know honestly, 301 00:22:36.359 --> 00:22:40.680 think about it very clearly. On You're honest for Real answer, You're walking 302 00:22:40.720 --> 00:22:45.119 in a forest. You find a black suitcase. Inside it holds one million 303 00:22:45.160 --> 00:22:51.319 dollars and a piece of paper stained in blood with a single word, don't 304 00:22:52.480 --> 00:22:56.359 would you take the suitcase home? Or do you leave the suitcase there? 305 00:22:56.480 --> 00:22:59.960 Okay, here's what I do. Since somebody says one word, just says 306 00:23:00.039 --> 00:23:02.920 don't, we don't know what don't mean. So I surmise that it means 307 00:23:03.400 --> 00:23:06.839 don't leave your money laying around. So I go, good advice. So 308 00:23:06.880 --> 00:23:11.240 I take that money. And then yeah, what about the smeared in blood 309 00:23:11.559 --> 00:23:15.799 part paper cut? Obviously? Okay, so you take it? Oh yeah, 310 00:23:15.839 --> 00:23:25.400 no problem, Eric. Oh this is the start of every horror movie, 311 00:23:26.640 --> 00:23:29.319 or it could be the start of a horror movie. Wait, real 312 00:23:29.440 --> 00:23:32.200 quick, how much money is it? One million? One million? That's 313 00:23:32.240 --> 00:23:37.160 a lot of money to hide from the irs. Well, so you're saying, 314 00:23:37.279 --> 00:23:38.799 then now you're going back on regardless, I take it. This is 315 00:23:38.839 --> 00:23:44.440 what I would do, all right, I would, of course, no 316 00:23:44.519 --> 00:23:48.079 one's around that can't say, did you lose a million dollars? Of course 317 00:23:48.559 --> 00:23:52.920 I would go take it, take it to the bank. I wouldn't keep 318 00:23:52.960 --> 00:23:56.799 it in my home. I take it to the bank and put it in 319 00:23:56.839 --> 00:24:00.039 a safety depossle box. That is awful idea, because the bank has to 320 00:24:00.079 --> 00:24:03.039 log down you deposit a million dollars, They go, oh, great, 321 00:24:03.200 --> 00:24:07.400 you found a million bucks. Perfect. Why would they have to log it 322 00:24:07.480 --> 00:24:08.799 what I what if I said of a jewelry, Yeah, it's his own 323 00:24:08.839 --> 00:24:12.839 personal Okay, then what do you do with that? Well, the positive 324 00:24:12.839 --> 00:24:17.359 box is not going to hold a million dollars. I mean you out of 325 00:24:17.400 --> 00:24:21.039 the briefcase. Can you get a big enough one? Can you get a 326 00:24:21.039 --> 00:24:25.079 big one? Different sizes? I mean how many how much space does I 327 00:24:25.079 --> 00:24:29.279 mean? Assuming the ten millions in hundred dollar bills, it's one million, 328 00:24:29.599 --> 00:24:32.319 sorry, one million in one hundred dollar bills. Each stack of hundred dollar 329 00:24:32.319 --> 00:24:36.559 bills is I think ten thousand. Still a lot of stacks of Yeah, 330 00:24:36.559 --> 00:24:40.920 but I would rent, and then that way I don't have the ju ju 331 00:24:41.079 --> 00:24:42.599 in my house. But then what do you do with it? Well, 332 00:24:42.599 --> 00:24:48.960 if the bank catches on fire, then I know that the dogs leave it 333 00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:55.799 there forever, no river or something, and the note, no, I 334 00:24:55.839 --> 00:25:00.279 sell it, You sell the brief extra little profit. No, then I 335 00:25:00.319 --> 00:25:04.920 made a million dollars, I will jump there twent five dollars, and then 336 00:25:06.880 --> 00:25:10.880 I would use it. It would be awfully hard to leave it there, 337 00:25:10.880 --> 00:25:12.440 but I would because I would take that out. I do. I take 338 00:25:12.440 --> 00:25:15.839 the note. I sell it to a Halloween prop store. I made an 339 00:25:15.839 --> 00:25:17.920 extra two dollars. On top of that, now I'm up to one million 340 00:25:18.039 --> 00:25:22.160 and twenty seven dollars. I would think that I was being filmed for some 341 00:25:22.240 --> 00:25:26.000 kind of prank show. Oh, then I would get notoriety and a million 342 00:25:26.039 --> 00:25:30.279 dollars. No, they wouldn't give it to you. It was just a 343 00:25:30.359 --> 00:25:33.960 prop. Oh, then I get notoriety. I immediate immediately use my notoriety 344 00:25:33.960 --> 00:25:38.519 to start some type of brand useless, and then I make a million real 345 00:25:38.599 --> 00:25:41.279 dollars. Okay, there you go, There you go. Now this one 346 00:25:41.359 --> 00:25:47.839 is pretty interesting. Uh, if your girlfriend this is more good thing, 347 00:25:48.039 --> 00:25:52.240 you can relate to this more. But you can if you put your mind 348 00:25:52.240 --> 00:25:56.279 to it. If your girlfriend and your mother changed bodies. Oh, what 349 00:25:56.359 --> 00:25:57.599 the I don't like where this is going. I know you're not gonna like 350 00:25:57.640 --> 00:26:02.599 it because you have to answer it. The only way to get them back 351 00:26:02.680 --> 00:26:07.240 to normal is to have sex with one of them. No, Jesus Christ, 352 00:26:07.920 --> 00:26:11.079 who what the do you choose? You? You break up with your 353 00:26:11.079 --> 00:26:15.240 girlfriend and you disown your mom. No, You're never going to disown your 354 00:26:15.319 --> 00:26:19.720 mother, No way. And we can only talk on the phone. That's 355 00:26:21.000 --> 00:26:26.480 horrible. Your girlfriend and your mom change places, yes, change bodies, 356 00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:29.720 and the only way to get them to change back is you have to have 357 00:26:29.759 --> 00:26:32.559 sex with one of them. Who do you choose either? I would have 358 00:26:32.599 --> 00:26:37.759 sex with my girlfriend in your mother's body. Yeah, but it's just like 359 00:26:37.799 --> 00:26:42.440 the spirit the shell. Your mom wouldn't remember it, but you would. 360 00:26:44.160 --> 00:26:47.599 Yeah, you'd remember the visual and then I'd be in therapy for the rest 361 00:26:47.640 --> 00:26:51.039 of my life. Could you I don't even know you. Could you could 362 00:26:51.039 --> 00:26:55.960 perform? I know? Wow? I know wow. Okay. You find 363 00:26:55.960 --> 00:26:59.720 a book, you begin to read it, only to discover that it's your 364 00:26:59.839 --> 00:27:03.319 life. You get to the point where you're at right now. Do you 365 00:27:03.400 --> 00:27:07.200 turn the page knowing that you will not be able to change the events to 366 00:27:07.240 --> 00:27:11.720 come? Hell? Yeah yeah No. Also, there's no way I can't 367 00:27:11.759 --> 00:27:18.480 change the events. I say, I don't want to know. I want 368 00:27:18.480 --> 00:27:22.200 to be surprised. Okay, let's say the book says you get ran over 369 00:27:22.279 --> 00:27:26.480 by a car on main Street, and that day I just I don't go 370 00:27:26.519 --> 00:27:27.759 on main Street. There's no way from there's no way for me to die. 371 00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:33.559 See, that's not what I was picturing. I was picturing like, 372 00:27:33.559 --> 00:27:36.680 like, what, no, I want. I don't want to know what 373 00:27:36.759 --> 00:27:38.079 my future. I kind of like if I had a crystal ball. I 374 00:27:38.079 --> 00:27:41.920 wouldn't want to know where I'm going to be intenuo. Wouldn't you want to 375 00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:44.759 know, like, let's say something bad but that you could least at least 376 00:27:44.759 --> 00:27:48.000 mentally prepare for and you could handle it better. I didn't know. I 377 00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:52.240 think that would be I don't know. It would totally suck, would totally 378 00:27:53.039 --> 00:27:56.000 I think I am. I knowing me, I'd probably be like, all 379 00:27:56.079 --> 00:28:00.279 right, just one more page, Okay, just one more page, I'll 380 00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:04.279 just read it. Oh my god. Would you rather have to say everything 381 00:28:04.279 --> 00:28:07.960 that comes to your mind? Or never say anything again? Never say anything? 382 00:28:07.960 --> 00:28:12.960 You never saying? Really like, everyone has those weird thoughts. They're 383 00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:17.920 just awful and totally yeah, the chance you have to spew those out, 384 00:28:18.079 --> 00:28:22.720 Oh my gosh. No. If you could go back to any age you 385 00:28:22.759 --> 00:28:29.359 want for one month, what age would you choose? Oh? I would 386 00:28:29.400 --> 00:28:33.079 choose I don't know why, and I don't remember why this was such a 387 00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:37.119 great age for me, But I love twenty seven. I can't relate. 388 00:28:37.240 --> 00:28:41.799 I don't know. I know what do you want to be fourteen? Again? 389 00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:42.839 I mean, like I know, maybe twelve, I don't know. 390 00:28:44.039 --> 00:28:49.039 Twelve where you don't have any bills or or thirteen. You're kind of puban 391 00:28:49.039 --> 00:28:55.359 it out though, starting to get puberty. If you're seventeen seventeen, you're 392 00:28:55.359 --> 00:28:56.400 still in high school? You still want to be in high school? Is 393 00:28:56.440 --> 00:29:02.000 that when you're just graduated? I'm sorry, excuse me? You graduated early 394 00:29:02.160 --> 00:29:06.799 sixteen? I graduated. You graduated when you were sixteen? Yeah, I'll 395 00:29:06.839 --> 00:29:11.880 come Wait, that's not the normal school you graduate when you're eighteen? Is 396 00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:15.759 it eighteen? Yes? Seven, seventeen or eighteen? Yeah, seventeen or 397 00:29:15.799 --> 00:29:19.079 eighteen? You have no clue. I was like, do we have a 398 00:29:19.079 --> 00:29:26.319 savant here among us? Oh? Yes, fourteen? Did you finish college 399 00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:30.480 in like a month? I did? I blew through everything. Okay, 400 00:29:32.559 --> 00:29:37.319 now we're gonna say this is me. If I murdered somebody for a good 401 00:29:37.359 --> 00:29:42.119 reason, but you couldn't go to the police, how would you dispose of 402 00:29:42.119 --> 00:29:45.799 the body or would you would you actually turn me in? What's the reason? 403 00:29:47.799 --> 00:29:51.720 It's a good reason? Maybe this maybe this person raped me or something. 404 00:29:51.960 --> 00:29:55.640 Oh, let's well, I don't know. There's gotta be more to 405 00:29:55.799 --> 00:29:59.640 it, but obviously it's for a good reason it do. Would I help 406 00:29:59.680 --> 00:30:03.000 you? Yeah, you're gonna help me dispose of the body, yes, 407 00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:06.119 or how would we do it? How would we or you or you can 408 00:30:06.160 --> 00:30:07.559 turn me in? Well, what if I just want to turn a blind 409 00:30:07.559 --> 00:30:11.680 eye? No, there's that's not one of the choices. I would help 410 00:30:11.720 --> 00:30:15.400 you, okay. How would we dispose of the body? What would take 411 00:30:15.400 --> 00:30:18.240 it in a fire pit? And how did you murder him? Let's just 412 00:30:18.240 --> 00:30:22.839 say I stabbed him where? This is important stuff. Haven't you ever listened 413 00:30:22.839 --> 00:30:26.720 to the true crime? I stopped him fourteen times and the heart where like, 414 00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:29.599 like where did you? Like? What location did you stand him? 415 00:30:29.759 --> 00:30:33.119 Doesn't matter? Yes, because it depends on that. Okay, I stabbed 416 00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:38.079 him in the chest and the stomach, like I mean like a what location 417 00:30:38.519 --> 00:30:45.359 in the earls? Yeah? Okay, dide him over? Stab him? 418 00:30:45.440 --> 00:30:48.240 Or yes? Oh god, well then it's my Okay, so the body's 419 00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:51.000 at my house and the blood's at my house. How do we get how 420 00:30:51.039 --> 00:30:53.519 do you help me get rid of it? Well, okay, you're gonna 421 00:30:53.519 --> 00:30:56.599 help me clean. You'll help me clean. Was I already here? No? 422 00:30:56.799 --> 00:31:00.640 Okay, sneak in the back, sneak in the back. I'd wear 423 00:31:00.680 --> 00:31:03.839 his clothes. Oh well, because what if there's a camera around that can 424 00:31:03.839 --> 00:31:08.400 see him there's no okay, well there's no camera. You don't know that. 425 00:31:08.680 --> 00:31:15.279 Okay, don't your fire pit out there? We throw him in there, 426 00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:17.359 Well, we'd have to throw him in bit by bit. So did 427 00:31:17.400 --> 00:31:18.880 we chop him up? Yeah, we'd have to. Oh my god, 428 00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:22.200 it's gonna get so gory. You take his car, you crash it into 429 00:31:22.279 --> 00:31:26.680 a tree, and then you he has all these stabs. Yes, okay, 430 00:31:26.839 --> 00:31:29.920 this is gonna sound really dark. It's actually how you do it. 431 00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:33.079 Okay, I dressed up as him, take his car out, crashed into 432 00:31:33.079 --> 00:31:34.880 a tree. Well, first I pick up a hitchhiker, and then I 433 00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:38.160 crashed into a tree, knock out the hitchhiker, light the car on fire, 434 00:31:38.559 --> 00:31:42.079 because although he his cremated remains, they won't be able to know it 435 00:31:42.119 --> 00:31:45.079 wasn't him. There's no DNA from that. And then I come back here 436 00:31:45.119 --> 00:31:48.359 and I help you dispose of the body. But like chopping up, throwing 437 00:31:48.400 --> 00:31:52.359 the ocean or something, So we would chop it up, or just just 438 00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:59.680 like put like something heavy around his ankle with a rope and throw the drop 439 00:31:59.680 --> 00:32:02.039 it. They'll find it because then we go fishing. We go fishing, 440 00:32:02.079 --> 00:32:06.039 and we can throw it in the feed to the fish and then wow, 441 00:32:06.279 --> 00:32:08.640 you know that's fair. Wait, listen to the true crime. Here's the 442 00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:14.079 thing. There was a real serial killer who uh they was it or he? 443 00:32:14.240 --> 00:32:15.480 Like they thought he? I think this was he. They thought he 444 00:32:15.640 --> 00:32:19.119 died, but turns out he just picked up a hitchhiker, crashed his car, 445 00:32:19.160 --> 00:32:22.079 and let the car on fire. So then they found his car and 446 00:32:22.119 --> 00:32:23.279 they found a bunch of remains in the car and they assume he's dead. 447 00:32:23.279 --> 00:32:25.960 So they actually like he was actually declared dead and everything, but you're still 448 00:32:25.960 --> 00:32:32.279 alive. Wow. Yeah, that reminds me of a movie I started watching 449 00:32:32.319 --> 00:32:36.440 called Searching for Sugarman. Have you ever heard of this? Oh yeah, 450 00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:39.799 Oh my god, about this about this singer named Rodriguez that should have been 451 00:32:39.839 --> 00:32:44.240 as big as the Stones. He should have been as big as anybody else, 452 00:32:44.640 --> 00:32:50.240 Uh, Jim Crochey, Bob Dylan. He had like great lyrics, 453 00:32:50.279 --> 00:32:53.480 he had a great voice and everything, but for some reason he never made 454 00:32:53.519 --> 00:32:59.319 it because there was nothing. Nobody could find out any information about this dude. 455 00:32:59.680 --> 00:33:04.559 And the rumor was that he set himself on fire on stage and killed 456 00:33:04.640 --> 00:33:07.440 himself that way in front of like everybody. But it turns out that wasn't 457 00:33:07.480 --> 00:33:09.720 the case. I'm not gonna I'm not going to ruin it. It's a 458 00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:14.839 movie that's been out for a while, but searching for Sugarman and then I 459 00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:16.240 fell asleep, so I don't know if they they did. Well, I'm 460 00:33:16.240 --> 00:33:19.440 not going to say anything, say anything. I don't want to ruin it. 461 00:33:19.519 --> 00:33:22.319 But that's it was a really good, really good documentary. I think 462 00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:23.839 just lighting somebody on fire is probably the best thing. How do you get 463 00:33:23.880 --> 00:33:30.759 away with it? Though? Well? Yeah, where can we set like 464 00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:35.920 a big bonfire at the beach or something? How do you know people won't 465 00:33:35.960 --> 00:33:40.039 see? You think about this story? I know we can't do it my 466 00:33:40.079 --> 00:33:44.240 fire pit, my fire pits, this pig. Yeah, your neighbor might 467 00:33:44.279 --> 00:33:50.799 see, like, what's cooking? I've never smelled anything like that before. 468 00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:57.000 Oh you know what we could do? Take it? Dump it into a 469 00:33:57.079 --> 00:34:01.400 river full of piranhas. Oh okay, that out that's close by. Yeah, 470 00:34:01.519 --> 00:34:05.759 you can get hid, you can melt the body. Yeah, but 471 00:34:05.799 --> 00:34:09.239 they did that on Breaking Bad and they it eats through porcelain. So you 472 00:34:09.280 --> 00:34:14.079 have to do it in a plastic tub. Yeah, pala plan, yes, 473 00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:15.880 yes, so we have to give it a tub big enough for a 474 00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:20.920 man barrel they make they make plastic barrels for transporting chemicals. That would be 475 00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:24.440 easy. Oh okay, yeah, just done, done. We'll just disintegrate 476 00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:28.519 him. Yeah, per okay. And then what do we do with the 477 00:34:28.519 --> 00:34:35.679 barrel? You drain it into the sewage? Oh, very very late at 478 00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:38.440 night, very late at night, a neighborhood not close to here. Okay, 479 00:34:39.079 --> 00:34:44.199 all right. Would you rather have four legs or four arms? Four 480 00:34:44.320 --> 00:34:51.079 arms die die? Yeah, enjoy four arms? Me too, me too. 481 00:34:51.960 --> 00:34:54.599 If you could ask your future self from the year twenty twenty five, 482 00:34:54.679 --> 00:34:58.159 one question, what would it be? It's not that far away, right, 483 00:34:58.199 --> 00:35:01.800 No, tell me quick, tell me something I should do right now 484 00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:12.199 or that I should know. Mm hmm. I'd say it'd probably be something 485 00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:19.599 about work, like what or like what should I What move do I make? 486 00:35:19.760 --> 00:35:23.360 What's the proper move that I make to get like a full time gig 487 00:35:23.679 --> 00:35:30.199 somewhere? I don't know. I probably shouldn't talk about this on Yeah. 488 00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:35.400 Yeah, thanks for the depressing us lak great. Thanks. Anybody have a 489 00:35:35.480 --> 00:35:44.239 razor blade? Shut up? Okay? Anyway, and then here's here's really 490 00:35:44.239 --> 00:35:51.480 we're going to end on this. Here are some things that make one is 491 00:35:51.480 --> 00:35:55.519 that allergy related the coughing. Yes, are you how are you with the 492 00:35:55.559 --> 00:36:00.400 allergies? Are you drugged up tonight? No? I'm not okay, you 493 00:36:00.400 --> 00:36:04.920 were drugged up last week. Yeah, Eric was very drugged up for his 494 00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:07.599 poor allergies. Are they getting better? Is the Pallen countdown or something? 495 00:36:08.039 --> 00:36:12.480 What are you allergic to? Just the air? Just all the pollen? 496 00:36:12.599 --> 00:36:15.519 Yeah, oh my gosh, because it is spring and I just found out 497 00:36:15.599 --> 00:36:21.920 I had allergy testing done. What what else are you allergic to? You? 498 00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:22.960 That was a good one. You walked it right into that, Laura. 499 00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:29.119 I know, well I did kind of drop a bomb on him about 500 00:36:29.119 --> 00:36:32.960 the best friend thing, about inviting Stacy fact that, yeah, you're not 501 00:36:34.000 --> 00:36:36.519 your best friend. I forgot about that. That's okay, because you're not 502 00:36:36.519 --> 00:36:39.599 his best friend either. I've never thrown that at his face ever ever? 503 00:36:39.719 --> 00:36:46.920 Have you did tonight? I'm sorry? Now, it's just that wedding dark 504 00:36:47.559 --> 00:36:53.800 vomiting, vomit, don't see vomit. I hate that word on you. 505 00:36:54.039 --> 00:37:00.320 Vomit on your feet? What's wrong with bombs? I don't throw up? 506 00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:02.519 Righte is okay? Wait? What like? What part of it is that 507 00:37:02.599 --> 00:37:08.320 the min or? The law that is bad for you. Vombit. Yeah, 508 00:37:08.639 --> 00:37:13.639 the whole thing is just a horrible word. I'm just gonna do it. 509 00:37:13.639 --> 00:37:22.239 It's going to things that make you disproportionately angry. This happens to me 510 00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:29.639 frequently when I'm walking by because I have knobs on my dresser that kind of 511 00:37:29.679 --> 00:37:31.679 stick out, and every once in a while I'll walk by and one of 512 00:37:31.679 --> 00:37:37.400 my belt loops or my sweater gets stuck in the knob and it like snags 513 00:37:37.440 --> 00:37:40.559 it. Oh my god, that makes me so angry. How about when 514 00:37:40.599 --> 00:37:45.239 somebody comes to a four way stop and they say, okay you go, 515 00:37:45.559 --> 00:37:47.000 or you say you go, no they go, no you go, And 516 00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:51.039 so you're sitting there going well, no go ahead, no go ahead, 517 00:37:51.280 --> 00:37:53.760 and then they're like no, no, no go ahead. That drives me 518 00:37:53.840 --> 00:37:58.119 insane. I hate it. But it's definitely not that's annoying. It's annoying. 519 00:37:58.599 --> 00:38:00.440 What about Oh this is annoy you know. Do you wear those low 520 00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:04.280 cut socks, the no show socks? Not no show, but yeah, 521 00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:07.800 low cut? Do you wear the ones that are sometimes if you wear maybe 522 00:38:07.880 --> 00:38:12.760 higher shoes, like maybe boots of some sort with those socks, the sock 523 00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:16.760 gets I would never wear low cut socks. With boots. Well, your 524 00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:20.800 socks should always be higher than your shoe. Well, then you don't ever 525 00:38:20.880 --> 00:38:23.639 get the thing where the sock goes right down to the middle of your foot. 526 00:38:24.079 --> 00:38:34.400 That is the most choices. I make poor decisions. Yes, oh 527 00:38:34.519 --> 00:38:37.360 this happens to me. You wouldn't relate to this. But every time I 528 00:38:37.480 --> 00:38:40.159 decide, I'm like, I'm going outside, I'm gonna go to the store. 529 00:38:40.199 --> 00:38:43.639 I'm gonna put a little lip gloss on just so I look a little 530 00:38:43.679 --> 00:38:47.960 bit more presentable. Never fails. Walk outside, gustawin right, my hair 531 00:38:49.880 --> 00:38:52.039 sticks to my lip gloss. It gets me so annoyed. Can't relate, 532 00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:54.760 I know, or you can't relate to this one, But I know women 533 00:38:54.840 --> 00:39:00.000 can. When you push on the brake real hard, you're at a stop 534 00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:05.079 sign or whatever, the light turns red and your purse flies off the passenger 535 00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:07.880 seat and all the contents spill on the ground. I thought you would to 536 00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:09.800 say something. You're like, women can relate, And I was like, 537 00:39:09.840 --> 00:39:13.000 and then you start talk about driving. I was like, women can relate 538 00:39:13.000 --> 00:39:15.679 to me, like bad drivers or something. I was like, the first 539 00:39:15.719 --> 00:39:19.079 thing, the first thing, everything dumps over and it's sure, Oh my 540 00:39:19.239 --> 00:39:21.960 god, is there anything that you can think of that makes you like a 541 00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:24.119 little angry, like a little My purse drops on the floor all the time 542 00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:29.400 because I'm a bad driver, like most women. How much time do we 543 00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:31.840 have? Can you give me one? Yes? Wait, I thought we 544 00:39:31.840 --> 00:39:35.760 were playing the question game. I already gave you the question. It was 545 00:39:35.760 --> 00:39:38.519 a short, little little question. One of the things that makes me so 546 00:39:38.719 --> 00:39:46.960 angry, yes, is when because I work in an environment where we work 547 00:39:47.000 --> 00:39:54.000 on appointments. Oh yeah, oh boy, this thing makes me more irritated 548 00:39:54.599 --> 00:39:59.719 than when somebody has an appointment and they show up either an hour or two 549 00:39:59.760 --> 00:40:01.519 hour early, or an hour or two hours late, or they don't show 550 00:40:01.559 --> 00:40:06.000 up at all, and then they just come by another day and they're like 551 00:40:06.119 --> 00:40:10.880 hi. So people that feel entitlement, Oh totally all right. You want 552 00:40:10.880 --> 00:40:14.760 another question, because I do have the whole questions. Here we go. 553 00:40:14.800 --> 00:40:16.920 I got a question. What Okay, let's say you die, Okay, 554 00:40:17.039 --> 00:40:21.440 would you rather find out that there is no afterlife? There is just you 555 00:40:21.480 --> 00:40:24.519 know, blip boom, there is no existence. You're you're you're gone forever, 556 00:40:25.000 --> 00:40:28.000 or would you either find out that you're going to the bad place? 557 00:40:30.320 --> 00:40:32.199 What about the good place? You're not going the good place. Either you 558 00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:37.159 either like lights out, bye bye and that's it, or hell or there 559 00:40:37.199 --> 00:40:40.559 is existence. Let's not say it's like pure torture, but let's just say 560 00:40:40.599 --> 00:40:45.119 it's not. It's not nice. But what about the good place? You're 561 00:40:45.119 --> 00:40:49.679 not going there? Why that's just not a choice, because yeah, Lord 562 00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:53.239 does this all the time. I'm doing it. Would you rather simply cease 563 00:40:53.280 --> 00:40:58.000 to exist? Yes? Or would you go to We'll just say rather immoderately 564 00:40:58.039 --> 00:41:00.880 irritating like place that's like you're gonna be there, fraternity. It's not good, 565 00:41:01.079 --> 00:41:04.639 but it's kind of like at least its existence at least. Yeah no, 566 00:41:04.880 --> 00:41:08.280 I'd rather just be zip zip zopped out. What about you? I 567 00:41:08.360 --> 00:41:12.119 don't know. I guess it really depends on how bad the hell is. 568 00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:15.320 Look, we do have the bowl of questions I did bring, So let's 569 00:41:15.440 --> 00:41:17.760 end with each one answering a bowl a question from the bowl. Okay, 570 00:41:17.800 --> 00:41:27.079 all right HEREIC go ahead. I love the question. I know it's actually 571 00:41:27.079 --> 00:41:30.280 a bowl of questions. What's the biggest lie that you used to get out 572 00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:36.320 of work? I've never lied to get out of work? Same, Oh 573 00:41:36.400 --> 00:41:39.559 okay, actually I have. It was definitely car troubles though. That's that's 574 00:41:39.599 --> 00:41:43.280 what the lie was. Yeah, you know what, No, I do 575 00:41:43.440 --> 00:41:47.760 remember one time, this was years and years ago, and I had a 576 00:41:47.960 --> 00:41:53.960 boss that I hated. I'll even say her name because I don't care, 577 00:41:54.039 --> 00:42:00.440 No, don't. I don't think we should allegedly allegedly whatever word name is. 578 00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:08.760 Jane Doe. Yeah, she was insufferable. I hated her. We 579 00:42:08.800 --> 00:42:15.719 had a team building day at Disneyland, and I said I was sick, 580 00:42:15.760 --> 00:42:19.840 so I didn't have to go and spend and look at her for an entire 581 00:42:19.920 --> 00:42:22.440 day. You didn't go to Disneyland because of her, Dude, that's insane. 582 00:42:22.920 --> 00:42:28.679 Well, I said I was sick because I refused to go. Just 583 00:42:28.679 --> 00:42:30.960 don't go with her, just like it was a hole, it was a 584 00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:34.039 whole. We had to be together, like lost. Sorry, I got 585 00:42:34.039 --> 00:42:35.920 lost in the bathroom. So I was like, I'm sick. I can't 586 00:42:35.960 --> 00:42:39.000 go. Okay, I'm stuck in line at the Indiana Jones Adventure, Like 587 00:42:39.039 --> 00:42:40.920 I just don't know how to get a line. I'll have to go on 588 00:42:40.960 --> 00:42:44.039 the ride. Brian, do you want me to pick for you? Yeah? 589 00:42:44.079 --> 00:42:47.280 Please do? Okay, here we go, all right? Some one 590 00:42:47.280 --> 00:42:51.039 looks like a long one. Here we go. I bet that's not the 591 00:42:51.039 --> 00:42:55.800 first time you've said that. Probably actually is we call Okay, what is 592 00:42:55.840 --> 00:43:05.119 the one perfume or cologne that drives you crazy? Someone wears it a good 593 00:43:05.599 --> 00:43:07.599 perfume. That's somebody wears that you like. I wear well, I wear 594 00:43:08.880 --> 00:43:15.760 Guilty by Gucci, sometimes by Versace. What I really want is some being 595 00:43:15.880 --> 00:43:22.039 fume fume by tom Ford. But it like three and O god, it's 596 00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:25.239 so expensive, is exquisite, but so not with it. It's not I 597 00:43:25.280 --> 00:43:30.920 have a hack for you. They don't make it for the one I know. 598 00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:34.480 Well, No, it's a site called micro Perfumes. I know that 599 00:43:34.639 --> 00:43:36.880 I have to yet to find one that makes the sense I want for this 600 00:43:36.960 --> 00:43:39.719 time. But no, they take the actual they give you. They give 601 00:43:39.760 --> 00:43:45.239 you a little just a little bit, like a travel size, so at 602 00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:49.239 least you can try it out and see if you like it. Micro Perfumes 603 00:43:49.840 --> 00:43:52.360 and so you can get like the little teeny tiny sample, you can get 604 00:43:52.400 --> 00:43:55.639 a travel size or you can get the full bottle. It's really good. 605 00:43:55.960 --> 00:44:01.360 All right, here's your question? Then, what songs should they play at 606 00:44:01.400 --> 00:44:09.480 your wedding? All Star by smash Mouth. I'm kidding, like please, 607 00:44:09.559 --> 00:44:20.760 beginning. Please please is hey? Now wedding first dance, first dance is 608 00:44:20.800 --> 00:44:22.880 important, is important, So I have to be have a slow song. 609 00:44:23.480 --> 00:44:29.280 I like when the world caves in by like the one Michael Blue by Michael 610 00:44:29.400 --> 00:44:34.880 Buble sings. Okay, a crowd pleaser, lord hereon her On's good some 611 00:44:34.920 --> 00:44:36.800 of this stuff, but they're all kind of depressing, but they do have 612 00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:44.000 a nice cadence for slow dancing. For for sure. For your wedding, 613 00:44:44.199 --> 00:44:50.559 I would do something like for me or for him for him? Oh okay, 614 00:44:51.079 --> 00:45:02.440 I do something really nice like the one by you know this remember the 615 00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:13.880 song all my life I pray for someone like you think it does not have 616 00:45:14.440 --> 00:45:16.400 I just looked it up. Micro perfumes does not have ebon a fume. 617 00:45:16.599 --> 00:45:21.639 Oh it doesn't has It has a lot of other tom Ford stuff. It's 618 00:45:21.679 --> 00:45:29.079 the duet between Julia Michaels, and it talks about two lovers and if the 619 00:45:29.079 --> 00:45:39.440 world was ending, they would always what's sorry, okay Julia Michaels and something 620 00:45:39.440 --> 00:45:43.679 of the world ends. Yeah, And it's a beautiful. So that's what's 621 00:45:43.719 --> 00:45:54.760 the one where it's like love, love will keep us some sweet tugd lover 622 00:45:54.880 --> 00:46:00.400 lovers in a stream. What's that one in the stream? That is what 623 00:46:00.559 --> 00:46:07.840 we are? How can we go wrong? Stay away with me to another? 624 00:46:09.199 --> 00:46:21.000 We really another? I wish to all of the clips of the heart 625 00:46:21.039 --> 00:46:23.239 was more uppy because I love that one too, because the same kind of 626 00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:27.039 repetitive. Or you could do a dance version of that. You want to 627 00:46:27.079 --> 00:46:29.440 do a dance at your wedding, I'll do it. I'll do an interpretive 628 00:46:29.519 --> 00:46:35.280 dance. Oh my god, and we'll just speed up the record, like 629 00:46:35.719 --> 00:46:40.559 oh yeah, you'll just be spastic. If you can only eat one type 630 00:46:40.599 --> 00:46:44.119 of food for the rest of your life, what would it be easy? 631 00:46:44.280 --> 00:46:49.360 Rice? Damn it? Rice? I love rice. Rice, tacos. 632 00:46:49.440 --> 00:46:52.079 That's gonna be like good. I really wanted a piece of pizza today, 633 00:46:52.199 --> 00:46:55.519 Man, I had pizza. You did? What kind? What where did 634 00:46:55.519 --> 00:46:59.639 you go? Do you want to plug that left over? I'm assuming it's 635 00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:02.320 from a little Caesars then, Oh, actually, my sister's wedding though they 636 00:47:02.400 --> 00:47:06.599 hired a pizza truck that came out. They had a big pizza oven built 637 00:47:06.599 --> 00:47:10.960 into it. That ever happen. That is like a new thing. A 638 00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:15.000 taco truck. The pizza well, people, people, instead of having it 639 00:47:15.079 --> 00:47:20.760 catered yeah, they're they're hiring the food trucks. That's like a like a 640 00:47:20.840 --> 00:47:22.599 chef comes out with it and the pizza there's a pizza like a wood fired 641 00:47:22.599 --> 00:47:25.199 oven built into the truck and they I mean, they have have to be 642 00:47:25.239 --> 00:47:29.119 a good chef too, but like literally the best pizza I've ever had, 643 00:47:29.159 --> 00:47:30.440 and I've had like a lot of good pizza, you know. And it's 644 00:47:30.519 --> 00:47:35.400 so weird because you know, before you'd go to weddings and it would be 645 00:47:35.480 --> 00:47:37.960 the food by the venue or whatever, and you're like, oh god, 646 00:47:38.000 --> 00:47:44.039 this food is not great. I mean, wedding food isn't usually it's not. 647 00:47:44.480 --> 00:47:52.119 But I saw this. I forget who it was. They got married 648 00:47:52.159 --> 00:47:53.960 and they had all these different food trucks at the venue, and I was 649 00:47:54.039 --> 00:47:58.679 like, that is a great idea. Oh my god, Maybe I should 650 00:47:58.679 --> 00:48:00.320 slip that to Charlie. If he hasn't he figured out the food? How 651 00:48:00.320 --> 00:48:04.480 would it be for how much would it be to hire a food truck right 652 00:48:04.800 --> 00:48:08.679 for a couple, more way cheaper than get a plate for each person? 653 00:48:09.400 --> 00:48:14.119 And like you said, not good food, and you have like three different 654 00:48:14.199 --> 00:48:19.280 ones. You have like Italian, Mexican and like you know, Mediterranean or 655 00:48:19.280 --> 00:48:22.039 something all right, you guys want to go out and singing the song? 656 00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:23.920 Here we go? Where this is? This is how we're going out? 657 00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:29.760 Waiting? Should should we do that? Should? Okay? Yeah, let's 658 00:48:29.800 --> 00:48:32.320 pull up the lyrics or pull up the karaoke version. I'm going to do 659 00:48:32.360 --> 00:48:36.239 it right now, so keep talking. Ask us another question. Okay, 660 00:48:36.800 --> 00:48:38.599 let me pull one out of the bowl here. Wait, someone connect to 661 00:48:38.599 --> 00:48:42.199 the roadcaster? Then all right, let me let me do that. I 662 00:48:42.199 --> 00:48:45.639 hope this doesn't get us copyright. That'll be fine. Oh well, well, 663 00:48:45.679 --> 00:48:50.159 if we're not we're singing to it. Yeah, probably will, but 664 00:48:50.239 --> 00:48:55.000 that's okay. Just start the tender Love is blind? It requires okay, 665 00:48:55.000 --> 00:49:00.480 are you ready? Okay? Okay, are you attached to the roadcaster? 666 00:49:00.360 --> 00:49:07.159 No, he's definitely no, he's most definitely not. Okay, because okay, 667 00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:10.639 you can connect. Okay, then I won't connect. So connect, 668 00:49:12.119 --> 00:49:15.480 mister, Yes, connect to the roadcaster. Go to setting. Do you 669 00:49:15.480 --> 00:49:22.199 know how to do it? I'm waiting, okay, just keep talking anyway. 670 00:49:23.400 --> 00:49:28.840 Evan comes on Saturday for just a few days. She needs to get 671 00:49:28.840 --> 00:49:30.760 her wizom teeth out, so she has to fly all the way from New 672 00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:35.519 York City to here for a consultation because she's getting it done in the summer 673 00:49:35.559 --> 00:49:38.079 because I guess they're really coming in hard and they're really messing things up. 674 00:49:38.639 --> 00:49:42.800 So she has to fly all the way out here for only three days so 675 00:49:42.840 --> 00:49:47.280 she can go. We have the consultations on Monday, and then she flies 676 00:49:47.320 --> 00:49:51.599 home Tuesday. Amber and my girlfriend Amber is also having to get her she 677 00:49:51.760 --> 00:49:54.519 just had her consultation. Oh yeah, this is about the time when things 678 00:49:54.760 --> 00:50:00.320 start getting try again. It's crazy, it is. Sometimes it's super expensive, 679 00:50:00.320 --> 00:50:04.800 and sometimes insurance we'll cover like all of it. Well hopefully, well, 680 00:50:04.840 --> 00:50:07.280 gosh, I hope. I know for ambush it's only a cost like 681 00:50:07.280 --> 00:50:08.880 two and fifty bucks. That's great. I know. Okay, you should 682 00:50:08.880 --> 00:50:15.079 be getting out here we go, are you guys ready? Let's wait for 683 00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:30.159 the commercial band? Eric? Remember what play I am play? Okay, 684 00:50:30.360 --> 00:50:39.000 ski, there we go, mm hmm, okay, here we go. 685 00:50:40.719 --> 00:50:44.039 We skip skipped through a little bit, so we don't do the whole thing 686 00:50:44.039 --> 00:50:46.480 because that might lower our chances of getting copyright strong. I know, well, 687 00:50:49.039 --> 00:50:53.719 Baby, when I meet you, there was please I set out to 688 00:50:53.840 --> 00:51:02.000 get you with the fun you Calma so insid there was something going on. 689 00:51:07.679 --> 00:51:14.559 You do something to me that I can't explain. Hold me closer and I 690 00:51:14.639 --> 00:51:21.360 feel no pain every beat of my heart. We got something going on. 691 00:51:22.599 --> 00:51:29.000 Mm hmm, Here we go. Tender love is blind. It requires a 692 00:51:29.199 --> 00:51:36.280 da vacation. All this love we feel needs no conversation. We ride it 693 00:51:36.480 --> 00:51:45.920 together, making love with each other. Islands in the stream. That is 694 00:51:45.960 --> 00:51:52.440 what we are, no one in between. How can we be wrong? 695 00:51:52.320 --> 00:52:00.360 Stay away with me to another world and we were live on each other, 696 00:52:01.679 --> 00:52:10.119 from one love to another. Oh yeah, that was a good I love 697 00:52:10.159 --> 00:52:13.679 it. Wow, Brian, we are singing at your wedding. Guys, 698 00:52:14.039 --> 00:52:17.679 here we go. We've just you've already booked the talent. You've got the 699 00:52:17.719 --> 00:52:22.559 food track from yeah from now you to do rap? Guy? If you 700 00:52:22.639 --> 00:52:23.639 do rap, God, you can sing my wedding, well, I will 701 00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:27.719 you know what challenge accepted? Do do? Do right now? No? 702 00:52:27.760 --> 00:52:29.760 I don't know. I don't know. That's what I thought. I'm so 703 00:52:29.800 --> 00:52:32.559 sick and tired of be it admired. I just ride. That's not I 704 00:52:32.679 --> 00:52:37.199 it's eminem. Anyway, let's end on that beautiful song. Oh my gosh, 705 00:52:37.320 --> 00:52:42.159 that was really already brought us together as close as a family. I 706 00:52:42.159 --> 00:52:45.480 hate to hate you guys a little bit more now. 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