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Hey, listen coming a Cookok Podcast
Episode four. O weeight. I'm Brando.

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I'm here with Ryan. We're back
for our fifth Merry Fistmas episode now

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in our theme. So ho ho
ho Ryan, We're back for yet another

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whirlwind adventure. How you doing?
We are back. What is going down?

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Whole bunch is going down. We're
back for our fifth Merry Fistmas,

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the Grueling Christmas, the tradition.
Here on CCO. We've got wine and

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egg nog outside. You got your
festive Christmas sweater on? I forgot mine?

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That is hideous. Also, oh
yeah, and you know that if

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you're watching on YouTube, which is
should be you because Joe works really hard

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to get us. I think good. I think he's been making you red

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now because it's the season. I
like that. Also, it's the color

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of rage, yes, which we
will talk about today because we are playing

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a dirty stink and rotten eggro pound
face double damage and also combo deck.

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What else would we be doing for
Mary Fistmas. We're gonna tell you all

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about it. But before we get
to that, we have to thank our

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official business daddies, Fusion Gaming Online
dot com. They are your source for

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all your gaming needs as well as
Pile of Bones brewing code. They make

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beer and they're the second coolest thing
to come out of Regina. Yes,

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very much, so next to our
good friend Keel Correct, which we're gonna

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see late January for the for the
thing. So here's the thing. Yeah,

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you know, okay, go to
Fusion Gaming online dot com. Correct.

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Put a bunch of stuff in your
shopping cart. The best thing to

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do. And it could be like
gaming supplies, sealed singles, yu gi

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oh, dice paints, bored I
don't got paints, but board games,

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D and D stuff. Okay,
so you got all that stuff in your

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shopping cart. Okay, Yeah,
then what you do is is at tech

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at the checkout. Yeah, there's
a little field where you can enter in

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like a promo code. Huh CCO
summer. What does that do? Ryan?

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Five percent off everything you're gonna buy, including their deal of the week

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stuff. And they ship worldwide.
They do. I mention it because people

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ask me all the time. Does
Fusion ship to the Land of the Free?

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Come on? Come on? Come
on? Does Fusion ship overseas?

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Come on? It's the mail.
Does Fusion ship to Austrich Come on?

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They ship everywhere. Okay, they
ship everywhere. You're gonna buy the stuff

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anyways, you might as well pay
less money and two reasons that's important.

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Ay, everything's fricking expensive everywhere on
the planet right now, and the exchange

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rate is shit. Yeah, so
if you live not here, you can

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get stuff from here for less money
than usual. Yes, and you get

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a discount on that in addition.
Yeah, that's the first reason everything's important.

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You better get a discount on the
stuff that you're gonna buy. Second

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thing, it's freaking Christmas. You're
giving Christmas presents to your friend's family loved

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ones. If you don't have those, maybe you're gonna give them to yourself,

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which is okay. Yeah, I
mean sometimes you gotta take care of

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yourself too. By sometimes, I
mean most of these. Yes. Yes,

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I was just gonna say, I
actually just made an order to round

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out a significant portion of the remaining
stuff that I need for my Lord of

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the Rings collection. Nice. Yeah
did it at Fusion used C show summer.

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Got a big old discount. I
got a Galta. Well, we'll

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have to see if Golfa is in
today's list. Uh. Some podcasting business

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before we get to it, though, and we gotta we gotta a little

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bit ram through it because we actually
have a Christmas gift open from a from

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a listener. Oh yeah, I
showed that it's right here. Yeah,

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check it out. Uncle Brando's got
some scissors because these are impossible packages to

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get into. Don't don't crinkle it
on you. That's that gonna sound terrible,

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Sizzy cc opener Jr. Scissors,
He says, Come on, oh

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man, somebody is gonna have to
edit this, either you or Joe.

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There we go. I'm a professional. Okay, this is from David Hodge

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Skin Junior and it looks like it's
sound panels, like the ones that are

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behind us. I hope you didn't
cut them. No, I definitely didn't.

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I'm a professional at this. Oh
and a note, but we're not

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gonna read it on the air because
it's really freaking long. It is really

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long. Oh well, look at
these. They're sound panels for our room.

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The CEO studio is gonna get an
upgrade. I can't see if I

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want this one. I'm wanna put
it in my room. I'll bet you'll

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glow under my black life. Those
are fricking cool. What are cool as

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hell? Again, another reason to
watch on YouTube so you can see all

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the neat shit. Yeah, we're
not gonna tell you what they are.

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You have to watch on YouTube.
This is cool in case the little round

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o, but it didn't work.
I also brought this crazy fork I found

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the brand orc. Oh yeah,
I was ready, man, there it

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is, I was prepared. Wow, thank you, mister Hodgskin. Yeah,

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we appreciate that. That's really cool. My god, that's really neat.

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Seven out of ten, totally medium
vizier to say that too. Yeah,

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oh that's fantastic. That's super awesome. Thank you so much. Oh

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cool, cool. It looks like
something that maybe somebody made with their hands

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or maybe not. Those are the
best kinds of presents. Come on,

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you can get yes, fricking cool
and useful. Anybody can spend money on

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something spending time is very impressive.
Oh yeah, I don't got lots of

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that stuff. I don't want more
money either. If anybody wants to help

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with that conundrum where your good friend
Ryan and uncle Brando, they can go

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to Patreon dot com, slash Ceo
podcast couple bucks every show, or you

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could set a limit per month and
you can help the show out The main

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reason to go there, of course, is the CEO discord best commune in

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all of magic. We will fight
somebody if they say otherwise. Oh I

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hope somebody says otherwise. Yeah,
just so we can prove the superiority of

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the nation. And here's where I
want it to happen, in front of

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the shit Fountain in Chicago, because
there's nothing that I would like more than

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to throw somebody into a shit fountain. Oh yeah, yeah. So number

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two reason, number two reason to
become a patron ye Cecio nickname right of

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which we have one that we have
to give out in a second. Okay,

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Number three reason, okay, number
three reasons. You can go to

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patron and you can listen ad free
to any of the Commander Cookout media group

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shows anytime that is Commander Cookout,
Commander at Populum, MA Deep Dive Observations

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with mac working title but we know
what that means, and or lessons from

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c EH with John all those last
two starting in January, so those are

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gonna be fantastic. We've got a
nickname to give. I'm gonna pound through

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this because we actually have a spice
calculate for today's episode. We haven't done

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one of those in a long time. Jesus like a spice rum calculator.

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Yeah, we're gonna do that.
So the first one is a thank you

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too, machine gun Jimmy. Oh
yeah, I love that guy. He

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went over to coffee dot Com slash
Commander cookout and uh pledged a couple bucks

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to uh my uncle Brando a beer. Oh thanks man. He lives in

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Alaska. Yes, I'm betting that
all of the beer in Alaska is frozen.

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And he's like, Wow, somebody's
got to drink it. We're gonna

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give some. I'll bet it's good
though, sure, probably tastes like iceberg

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water. And what else do they
have in Alaska? Whales, penguins,

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bears, bears, whales and bears. And Bob Ross doesn't live there because

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he's dead, yes, but he
was from there. Well there we go.

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Well we're gonna have some Bob Ross
beers or something. They just got

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like afro hair in them all gross
this afro hair or a pube's authentic Bob

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Ross? Where did they source it
from? You to water? Know?

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Can you imagine if they made an
alcohol was just a famous guy in the

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barrel and then they just made the
booze around the body and like tequila with

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like worms in it, you know, yeah, except it's a person and

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like everybody, oh, all,
this is so funny. It's got like

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Matthew Perry in it. This is
this is hilarious. And then it turns

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out that the whole thing like that
friends rum, it turns out and actually

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had Matthew Perry and the barrel the
whole time and all the like friends simps

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that like bought it and kept it
and like Dragon's people who buy bathwater from

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camgirls. Yeah exactly, except you
don't know, so like you can't even

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make tea out of it. So
the trick is you got to buy their

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bathwater and some of their underwear and
then you make tea. I don't know.

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I don't know why. I know
that we exist on the Internet,

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and things that happen on the Internet
are on the Internet. That's true,

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aware of them sometimes. Yes,
Okay, I have another patron that we

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have to thank. Okay, and
you knew who this was from screen name

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I did. I was gonna make
fun because it's got a one at the

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end, indicating that somebody else had
that name before he got it. Make

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fun of him so hard. But
you know who this is. I do

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full Metal Scars one. That's our
boy, Ben Big Ben, Benjamin if

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we call him, he's from from
here. He's from here. Yeah,

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And he wanted to become a patron
support to show he must like the content

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that you're gonna see him on an
upcoming sidewalk slam, yes, which I

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assume you've been enjoying for the last
at least week. I don't know.

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And it's going to be great.
And Ben's a good guy. I'm not

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sure why I think he calls himself
that because he was in like a car

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rollover and the car like rolled down
an embankment going on to an overpass,

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and like he had to have one
of those cones, yes, and then

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he had like the those halo halo
stars on his head. He was wearing

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the halo the first day I met
him. Really, did he look like

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a robot? No, he just
rolled in. He just looked like a

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guy in a halo. And I
was like working with my buddy Dan,

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and I was like, hey,
damn, look at this fucking guy.

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And it's like, yeah, that's
my brother. Man. He was just

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in a car accident. I told
you about it and yeah, that's my

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brother. I was like, oh
damn it, oh shit, oh yeah

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yeah, maybe he's still gone and
he can wear it on side. Do

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they let you keep that stuff like
they make the buy your own crutches?

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Do you think they do buy your
own head brace? You know what?

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He's frick man wheelchair lit. I
guess we shouldn't complain because you know,

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freaking healthcare and stuff. But you
you know, you gon't get surgery like

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you gon't get like spinal cord surgery, and it's free, it doesn't cost

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you nothing. But then they're like, yeah it's twenty four bucks or crutches

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broke? Yeah, well you need
a wheelchair? Oh oh yeah five grand.

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That's a nice car you got there. You want to trade the keys

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in for this wheelchair that you need? Yes? Yeah, oh Canada right

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yeah yeah. Wow. Still we
can't complain, Yeah, well we can

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and we do, and we should
and we do, yeah, we do.

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Everything can always be better, even
if there's somebody out there doing it

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worse. That doesn't mean that we're
doing it the best, which means we

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can be better. Yes, yes, seem to improve. Speaking of better,

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okay, speaking of better you're talking
about the Matthew Perry ice wine or

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whatever. What do they make in
a barrel? What what do they age

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in? Well, hey, I
was gonna say, speaking of better,

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better than the Matthew Perry ice wine
is pile of bones. I wanted to

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mention because we mentioned Sidewalk Slam.
They are the official sponsors, and we

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do enjoy drinking that beer. You
should drink it too. Ram is in

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a barrel, yes, okay,
and stuff, Yeah, there we go.

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And and you can flavor beer with
old whiskey barrels and they do that

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at but they'd probably dump out whatever
is in the barrel. Yes, yes,

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so you wouldn't be able to get
any like physical Matthew Perry drippings in

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your beer. Yes, gravy man, this is some Jeffrey dahmership we're getting.

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Ye're like a true crime broadcast now
broadcast broadcast, Yes, and a

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and a progressive rock band podcast.
Pro asked, oh man, we're on

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it today? It is okay speaking
on it. We've got I want to

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call it last Week's Winter. But
at this point we have no idea.

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Who knows, who knows? Who
guessed what? Who? A show is

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out this person either guessed the twelfth
Doctor and Clara Oswald or O'Har axonil or

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what else? Did it was the
twelfth Doctor? Was it? Was it

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the last one? It was the
twelfth Doctor? Because I know who this

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is this winter yep, how do
you know? You seen it? I

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know who it is. You you
tell them who it is and then I'll

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tell you. I think I know
who it is too, but I got

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to read it because I can.
I just see it and recognize that the

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word. I don't know what the
word is. I think I even know.

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Hey, we're pretty good at this, Like Western Canadians in terms of

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language and reading other languages, we're
pretty good at this. All right,

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Okay, this is Ohn eight five
six zero. That is Japanese, believe

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it or not for five color mono
white angel errant. Ah. I knew

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it was a five color mono white
angel errant. And I know that he

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can speak some Japanese or all,
oh some, I think it's closer to

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all. And here's why I think
that. One he's an astronaut and they're

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super smart. And two he's going
to Japan with a bunch of his buddies

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in a couple of weeks. It's
gonna beat it over Christmas in New Year's

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Yeah, it super Well, maybe
you need to see him for longer,

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so it like builds up to that
also as of like today, the physical

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today that we are living in temporarily. Right now, he's playing in like

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the store championship event for playing standard
at our local game. Oh do you

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think he's gonna get one of those
Saluran of Mini Colors promos that I need

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from my Lord of the Rings collection. I mean, it's possible I need

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one of those, any goods.
Yeah, he's playing an established deck,

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but we couldn't cobble together all the
cards he needed, so we had to

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throw in some like metagame tech,
so hopefully that'll that'll serve him. Well.

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Oh good, and he's playing red, so you know it's good.

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I've lend him some solfims and some
some kind of Chandra that copy spells.

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I don't know what the hell,
but oh, man, sounds like he

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doesn't know what he's doing. Sounds
like a yeah, man, sounds like

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he's trying to play commander. A
lot of things that cost six I was

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lending that guy. Yeah, yeah, so okay, we talked about sidewalk

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slam. We thank the business daddies
and the beer daddies. That's what I'm

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calling them now. Sure we uh
beer uncle, the beer buncle. We

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gave away a booster pack or a
pack of magic whatever mon a white five

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color angel Aaron wants. Probably,
probably you'll get a booster pack at the

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LGS and you'll give it to him. I could do that. You could

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do that. But anyways, we
have a deck we do and I like,

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I don't know, give him a
read. This is this is sent

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in our fifth grueling Christmas, the
first, the first one that isn't something

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that you've put together, right I
think? So, yeah, I'm letting

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somebody else do it because I was
way too busy to build one this early

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in the season. Yes, yeah, we are again recording in advance.

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Okay, so this is t megor
magnum p pbr Oh, that's our homie

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from Norway, Swede, Sweden,
Sweden. I knew that they were from

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some kind of Norwegian country. Yes, some of the country were the head

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of where all the countries together looked
like the head of a boat. What

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is that area called Scandinavia. Scandinavia. There we go I can never remember

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that word, and I have already
forgotten that word. There you go,

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the name of this commander, however, is it's squish first born of guss

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ass, not clothes, but everybody
wish firstborn of GISs ass. Yes,

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sounds like kiss ass, That's what
I say. The joke got it exactly,

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and her mama's on the card.
But roll over that goddamn whatever that

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is. Yeah, anyway, it's
squish. Is it two three with haste

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for red and green? Whenever it
enters the battlefield, you may pay two.

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When you do target dinosaur, you
control those dams, damage you will

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to its power to another arg creature. Okay, so when it's quint,

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it's squish. It's squish enters the
battlefield. Yes, we pay two.

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When we do target dinosaur, we
control deals damage equal dude's power to another

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target creature. So flavorfully. Here's
what's happening. Because this guy's kind of

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a funny haircut, and he's kind
of got a weird looking bod. Like

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I don't like to body shame people, but like, really look at this

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dude, right, you're looking at
the alt art. He's got like a

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weird paunch and like loose skin like
he's real saggy. It looks like he's

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wearing a vest but it's made out
of skin, like he lost a bunch

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of weight, but like it's hit. Yeah he was good. Yeah,

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I mean if he probably got surgery
to lose weight that fast, he's really

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needs surgery now to tighten up his
skin. Okay, surgery into surgery anyway,

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Well, his mom's queen of the
dinosaurs, like, he's probably got

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some money yet, right, Yeah, So anyways, so he pops into

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the field the area, and everyone's
ah, like that loser, and another

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dinosaur like comes out of the forest
and punches that guy in the face just

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dust. Yes for making fun of
the like funny looking little guy. Yes,

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he's like, I'm gonna tell my
mom on you. My dad's gonna

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beat you up. That's what he
says. Yes, And then since he

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doesn't know who his dad is,
because Ksha gets around, the other one's

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the whatever his dad is that week
comes out and tell her that he no,

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no, I shan't, I shan't
be doing that. And you know

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what, I don't judge her for
it anyway, she's got it. She's

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an autonomous, independent female I'm not
gonna tell her what to do, dude,

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whatever she wants a right, I
mean, it's squished. Could have

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a father figure, we don't know. Maybe he has many father figures and

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that's okay too, he's got him. Let's see here we've got. Are

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we gonna start doing stuff? Seventeen
father figures in this deck? Well,

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here's the thing. We've got tam
Mager's deck, and I want to say

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it's separated. Or we can go
down three kind of lines with this deck.

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We can do the dinosaur aggro thing
that dinosaurs are wont to do,

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which is pretty good. Just hit
people like for seven every time you attack

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with each individual creature you control,
yep, which is a lot. That's

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fine. When you have six or
seven creatures. You could do some kind

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of like like I don't know,
mid range long game kind of burn where

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you build up, build up,
build up, and then boom casts maybe

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two or three spells in a turn
to deal like a one hundred damage.

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And that's just like playing the control
game, staying alive and then killing everybody

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all at once, yep. Or
we can just dirty stink and roten frickin

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infinite combo in a couple different ways. Yes, So this deck is going

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to do all three of those things. And it's got this little thing called

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a two man of commander, which
is always more powerful than people think.

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The people never give them enough credit. No, no, no no.

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And you know what, before we
switch to cards, when we've got it

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separated into custom categories, we've got
claimed territories. There's forty one of them

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that is the land. Plus that's
the Man of Rock. So I'm gonna

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go over the Man of Rocks real
quick here. Or like the ramp,

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we've got a bunch of land.
Then we've got a wild growth, rampant

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growth, utopia, sprawl. Those
are like enchabmine to make your things.

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Yeah, tap for more. Yeah, except for ramp at growth. But

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everybody knows that soul ring. Uh. And that's kind of it. Because

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we've got a couple other things in
different categories that are gonna help us make

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mana. Yes, so not a
whole ton of ramp for a dinosaur deck,

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but ramp is for losers anyway.
There's a bunch of things that are

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important to the strategy that don't cost
lots of mana. Yeah, and with

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it, it's with it'squish combo.
As long as you have a couple two,

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three, or four drops, you
don't need lots of mana. It's

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just gonna happen. Yeah, so
let's kick over to cards and then we'll

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go to uh, maybe we'll start
with the dinosaurs. Hey, I agree,

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Okay, we'll start with the dinosaurs. Okay. Our dinosaurs today are

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arranged according to price, starting with
the cheapest all the way up to the

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most priciest. So starting with the
cheapest d Daddy, we got earth Shaker,

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dreadm bro. This card's good.
This is a fairly decent car,

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and it's kind of like a like
an evolution of a meme. Hey,

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because dreadmall Colossus or whatever, Colossal
Dreadmark, Colossal Dreadma. Anyways, this

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is six six ver six or trample
enters about a draw card for each dinosaur

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you control, each other dinosaur you
control. Yeah, so if he's the

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only one who don't do shit.
Yeah, but remember we got its squish.

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We got like three and four and
five drop dinosaurs. If we go

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the dinosaur beat face route, this
guy's gonna draw like four cards. That's

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pretty good for a six to six
trampler yand you have a six six trampler

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at the end of it as well. Speaking of three drop dinosaurs, we

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have a death Gorge scavenger cool art
on this guy. He looks mean.

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That's when you find a dead body
and you're like, look at the butt

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and you're like, I'm gonna full
ass, and then you think, no,

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I'm better than that, and no, this guy don't. He doesn't

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care anybody makes fun of them.
He'll eat them too, fair enough.

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Yeah, he's a three two for
three. When he attacks, you may

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exile cards from your graveyard. If
a creature card is exiled this way,

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you gain two life. If a
non creatures exiled this way, he gets

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plus one until end of turn.
Creature from an opponent or creature from a

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graveyard a graveyard, yeah, sorry, creature gain life, not creature get

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big. Yeah. Rampaging raptor,
this is a good one. It's a

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four drop dinosaur. So we went
three into four right after we did the

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earth Shaker dreadmon right, sure,
so four four for four trample haste already

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good? You can pay red two. He gets plus two until end of

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turn. When he deals combat damage
to an opponent, it deals that much

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damage to target, planes, walker
that player controls, or battle. But

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oh yeah, nobody have you.
I read that part in my head and

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then just didn't even reach you have
a single battle in any deck you currently

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own. I don't, but I
have played against a few. I have

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two I've got to I've got one
that I'm gonna cut as soon as I

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find a card that does three damage
to all creatures. That's Foil. And

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then the other one I have because
I don't have a the ultimatum, the

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search creature ultimatum, uh, Finale
of devastation. I don't have one of

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those in Foil for EV so I
played you play the the when it when

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it flips you search, oh etb
search, and then flips into like an

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eight seven. All your guys deal
damages, they're not blocked. That's the

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one, the one right that's a
dinosaur, isn't it? Maybe I think

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it is. I don't know who
knows battles never who can say exactly.

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I've never seen the other side before
Legal Behemoth. That is, if you're

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the monarch, all your manna Ken
has double yes, and when he comes

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into play, you become the monarch. Sure five five or six trample Is

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this ancient imperious sor that's a hell
of a picture, that is it?

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Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I
play this one. I this is this

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is a good card. Okay,
so this is six six for seven,

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which sounds terrible. Trample Ward two
Ancient imperior story enters a battlefield with two

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plus one plus one counters for each
creature that convoked it, and it gots

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convoke. So if you have seven
guys convoke this, it's a thirteen thirteen

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trample Ward two. It's more than
that. Oh yeah, it's way more

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than that. If you have seven
guys, it'd be a twenty twenty trample

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Ward two. H Yes, that's
what I meant. That's that's fine,

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you know what. That's just fine. That's you know what. I'm gonna

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convoke this guy with what fricking vehicles
that are creatures? That's terrible, terrible

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use of my vehicles. Anyways,
death missed raptor d missed raptor do not

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google d missed. This is a
three to three death touch. Whenever a

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permanent you control is turned face up. Who cares? It's a three three

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for three megamore, I'm not even
kid. It's Okay, so it's a

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it's a five to five for eighty
seven. Yeah for one hundred. Yeah,

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Bakla and Ydaro, this is an
ape dinosaur turtle and they're covering around

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their bases with them. Great your
yeah, buddy, seven to seven,

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seven to seven for seven. When
it enters the battlefield, choose one.

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It gains trample and haste until end
of turn. That's fine, that's fine.

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It fights target creature you don't control, also fine, Yeah, probably

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gonna win that fight because it's an
ape dinosaur turtle or not. Or those

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are the two choices. Yes,
you do one of those two things.

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Yes, you could also pay gruel
and two and discard it, destroy up

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to one target artifact or enchantment,
shovel Cochla and Yudaro into your library,

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then draw card. That's neat.
I think that's good because you get the

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card back. You gotta pay four, but you get the card back.

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There's a hypothetical possibility that you could
just draw it again, yes, or

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or search for it again if you
need it as a removal spell like like

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a fight spell, or another a
card destroying enchantment spell right like basically kills

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everything but land it kills players,
it kills creatures, it kills enchantments,

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it kills artifact, it does everything. What if they got artifact land?

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What's dead now? Yeah? See
did the synod no more? How Thrasta

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tempests roar, oh bro I almost
built this. I almost built this deck.

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So it's a seven seven for twelve. I like it already costs three

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less for each spell you've cast this
turn, so it's like got like storm

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costs three less. Right. Trample
haste trample over planes walkers. So if

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it f's up a planes walker,
the extra damage f's up that plans walker's

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little buddy. Yeah. I wish
tramp would just work like that, but

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it don't. Anyways, Thrasta roar
hexproof as long as you cast it,

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as long as it etb this turn. I don't play Galta than this,

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like old Galta, like the twelve
twelve for two. Yes, because this

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one seems like a lot of work. This one does. But remember,

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if we're comboing with its squish,
this is gonna cost green green and it

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has haste. I guess that's hate, all right. Classic dinosaurs Next,

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the next three of them ripjaw raptor
uh if it's Dell damaged. Draw card

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four five for four Runic Armosaur.
Whenever an opponent activates an ability of a

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creature or land that isn't a manability
draw card two five for three Topieri Stomper,

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Oh bro, I play this one
too. I play this one too.

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Four four for three with vig enters
a battlefield, get a land,

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put it on the battlefield, tapped, can't attack unless you got seven or

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more lands. Don't care. I
crew vehicles with it. Now we have

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this tranquil from this classic dude Tranq
will thrill back. Oh, I like

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this is that's real. That's a
hard one to say. I'm happy with

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what I said. Okay, three
three for three. There look at all

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these cheap dinosaurs. Yeah, I'm
I'm liking the trend of cheaper dinosaurs to

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actually have an early in mid game
and then beat face with big dinosaurs or

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combo lake game man. When I
was trading these things into the store,

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they were like twenty five cents another
three bucks. Trank will thrill back three

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to three for three dinosaur when it
enters the battlefield, you may pay green

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up to three times. When you
pay this cost one or more times.

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Choose up to that many of these
things okay, okay, destroy tart artifactor

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enchantment sick, okay, exile target
player's entire graveyard. Sure, gain four

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life, don't care. This guy's
at three three for five, get a

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graveyard. Get an artifactor enchantment that's
really good? Yes, like get two

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00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:34.599
things and a three three for five
mana, it's not bad that this card's

403
00:27:34.640 --> 00:27:40.880
good. Good because versatility right,
versatility is usually good. Versa frillity versa

404
00:27:41.079 --> 00:27:45.880
thrillity. Oh yeah, tranquill versa
frillity. Wayward sword tooth, way we

405
00:27:47.400 --> 00:27:49.640
SORTI toothy? Oh, this is
the this is the one I wanted from

406
00:27:49.680 --> 00:27:52.920
the pre show. Yes, if
anybody's got one of these, your good

407
00:27:52.960 --> 00:27:55.839
friend Ryan would love to receive it
as a Christmas present. It's like three

408
00:27:55.880 --> 00:28:00.359
bucks, but the couple places I
frequent, the place I haunt o a

409
00:28:00.400 --> 00:28:03.519
stock Yeah. Yeah, it's a
five to five for three plan. Addition

410
00:28:03.559 --> 00:28:07.119
to land on each of your turns, can't attacker blocklans to have the city's

411
00:28:07.160 --> 00:28:08.079
blessing, which means, at some
point while this is in play, you

412
00:28:08.160 --> 00:28:14.480
have to have ten permanence sure easy
rampaging ferocied on three three players can't gain

413
00:28:14.599 --> 00:28:18.599
life menace for three. Whenever another
creature enters the battlefield, raging ferocied On

414
00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:22.400
deals one damage to that creature's controller. I think it's a badass. I

415
00:28:22.440 --> 00:28:26.319
thought this is a non whatever.
Another non whatever. Another creature enters the

416
00:28:26.359 --> 00:28:29.559
battlefield. Oh yeah, it's a
non bow with some of our stuff.

417
00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:33.079
It's a non bow with our combo. Yes, no, it is non

418
00:28:33.160 --> 00:28:36.359
bow with our combo. Yes is
that possible, yes, yes, yes,

419
00:28:36.599 --> 00:28:41.480
we've done it, Yes we have. I've heard this. Next one

420
00:28:41.559 --> 00:28:45.200
is on the chopping block in an
eternal format. That isn't commander trumpeting Carnasaur.

421
00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:48.200
It sounds like my ass. I
was just gonna make an ass joke.

422
00:28:48.319 --> 00:28:52.440
Yeah, yeah, carnosaur. Yeah, it's sore, all right,

423
00:28:52.440 --> 00:28:57.640
and it's trumpeting, also trumpeting,
kind of sore, trumpeting, very sore.

424
00:28:59.000 --> 00:29:03.200
And Bernie, okay, this is
a six man a dinosaur seven to

425
00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:07.559
six trampler. You can go red
to discard it to deal three damage to

426
00:29:07.640 --> 00:29:12.279
a creature or planes walker, so
it's removal and when it enters the battlefield,

427
00:29:12.319 --> 00:29:15.920
discover five. That is like Cascade, but if you don't want but

428
00:29:15.960 --> 00:29:18.680
if you don't want to cast the
thing. You can put it in your

429
00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:21.880
hand. It's dead, yes,
yes, so you when this ETBs,

430
00:29:22.200 --> 00:29:25.720
you reveal cards from the top of
your library to reveal a five drop or

431
00:29:25.799 --> 00:29:27.279
less, and you can cast it
without paying its manocost. This a new

432
00:29:27.319 --> 00:29:30.279
ability. If you don't want to
cast it, it goes into your hand,

433
00:29:30.319 --> 00:29:36.200
you draw it and probably you'll hit
another dinosaur or something. So this

434
00:29:36.359 --> 00:29:37.920
is like a two for one dinosaur. Right, I should play this guy

435
00:29:37.960 --> 00:29:41.839
with a cascade deck. How come
I don't. I don't know because he

436
00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:45.079
doesn't cascade. He's nine bucks.
I don't want to spend that much money.

437
00:29:45.400 --> 00:29:48.319
A tally primal conqueror. Oh,
this is like one of the number

438
00:29:48.400 --> 00:29:52.920
one commanders apparently of all year this
year. This is a seven to seven

439
00:29:52.000 --> 00:29:57.480
for seven Tramski Elder Dinosaur, and
when he enters the battlefield, each player

440
00:29:57.559 --> 00:30:00.720
exiles cards from the top of their
life until they exile a non land card.

441
00:30:02.119 --> 00:30:07.000
You may cast any number of spells
from the cards exiled this way without

442
00:30:07.079 --> 00:30:10.599
paying their manecosts need, So it's
like a four for one, three for

443
00:30:10.680 --> 00:30:12.359
one and three for one, and
then you can play nine and two Life

444
00:30:12.400 --> 00:30:18.160
to flip him over into an eleven
eleven trampling indestructible with I believe that's some

445
00:30:18.400 --> 00:30:23.759
kind of shitty infect right, Uh, yeah, he'll he'll do toxic damage

446
00:30:23.799 --> 00:30:27.839
to you to in the form of
eleven toxics. Yes, and you would

447
00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:33.160
get to Yeah, you get eleven
point oh no. Yeah. When he

448
00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:34.519
deals combat damage to a player,
they get that many poison, that many

449
00:30:34.559 --> 00:30:38.559
poison counters. Here he does damage
and poison counters. Yes, unlike those

450
00:30:38.640 --> 00:30:45.359
bitch ass infect cards. Last dinosaur
is the bone Hoard. Dracosare five point

451
00:30:45.400 --> 00:30:49.200
five flying first strike for five twenty
eight dollars. At the beginning of your

452
00:30:49.279 --> 00:30:52.480
upkeep, exile the top two cards
in your library. You may play them

453
00:30:52.599 --> 00:30:56.880
this turn. Sure, if you
exile the Land card this way, create

454
00:30:56.920 --> 00:31:00.680
a three to one red dinosaur creached. If you exceled non land card this

455
00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:04.279
way, create a treasure that's pretty
good. So if you get a Land,

456
00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:08.240
you get a three one so you
still get paid off. If you've

457
00:31:08.240 --> 00:31:11.839
already played Land, this turn to
cast this guy. Yep, right,

458
00:31:11.319 --> 00:31:15.319
and if you get a non Land
you're just ramping. And at this point

459
00:31:15.440 --> 00:31:18.400
in the world, Ryan said it
was twenty eight bucks. That's for regular

460
00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:22.160
or foil. Thank you collector boosters. There we go, what sections would

461
00:31:22.160 --> 00:31:23.920
we move? Let's through the removal
these stuff next, do we have any

462
00:31:23.920 --> 00:31:26.839
of that? Yeah, well we've
got predatory advantage. So this is like

463
00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:32.400
assert dominance. That's the removal stuff. Ass hurt. Oh yeah, ass

464
00:31:32.440 --> 00:31:34.799
hurt dominance. Let's do that ass
hurt dominance. We're gonna start with Bone

465
00:31:34.880 --> 00:31:40.680
Crusher Giant. Not a dinosaur,
but you can stomp on his adventure.

466
00:31:40.720 --> 00:31:45.759
It's an instant for red one deals
damage can't be prevented, and it deals

467
00:31:45.799 --> 00:31:48.279
to damage to any target. Then
when you cast him, he's a four

468
00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:52.039
to three for three. When Bone
Crusher Giant becomes a target of a speller

469
00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:55.279
ability, he deals to damage to
that spells controller. This is important for

470
00:31:55.400 --> 00:31:57.519
two reasons. One, it's a
pretty big dude that can do blocking and

471
00:31:57.559 --> 00:32:02.599
punching. But also the damage can't
be prevented. This turn can really sneak

472
00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:08.599
around some of those little fog nice
all out no test protection. Oh even

473
00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:12.960
better, it gets around that doesn't
doesn't doesn't it say? Your life total

474
00:32:13.000 --> 00:32:15.720
can't change? Oh, your life
total can't change. It gives you protection

475
00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:20.079
from everything which would prevent damage,
but your life total can't change. Can

476
00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:23.680
your life total change in everybody lives? Or does that say players can't lose

477
00:32:23.720 --> 00:32:27.880
plant he just can't lose frick Well, you could, but you can take

478
00:32:27.960 --> 00:32:30.880
damage. I don't think so you
mustn't be able to. Oh man,

479
00:32:30.559 --> 00:32:34.519
Well, either way, Bone Crush
or Giant is sneaky and very good.

480
00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:37.839
Next up, cinder Vines. Oh, I was gonna say next up is

481
00:32:37.039 --> 00:32:40.000
like your favorite card, but that's
a couple of cards from Give Give Cindervines.

482
00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:43.599
A read. Cinder Vines is an
enchantment for red and two. Whenever

483
00:32:43.640 --> 00:32:45.440
an opponent cast a non creature spell, it deals one damage to them,

484
00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:50.359
and you can pay one and sacke
to destroy target artifact or enchantment and it

485
00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:53.680
deals two damage to that permanence controller. This is fine, this is good.

486
00:32:53.839 --> 00:32:57.519
Yes, it's an enchantment though,
so it's like it's doing it's doing

487
00:32:57.599 --> 00:33:00.240
like a bunch of stuff that that
enchantments don't just do it. And then

488
00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:05.039
we've got chaos Warp that's a removal
spell. And then we go what else

489
00:33:05.079 --> 00:33:07.839
we've got for regular stuff? Blasphemous
act, Oh baby, we're card that.

490
00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:12.559
We'll come back to that one and
vandal blast. Yep, those are

491
00:33:12.599 --> 00:33:16.119
regular things. We have a smoke. It's a new one. Each creature

492
00:33:16.599 --> 00:33:21.400
can only okay, so here's here's
the old school text from like Revised.

493
00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:27.400
Each player can only untap one creature
during his or her untap step. And

494
00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:30.480
it's an enchantment for red red,
so you can untap one guy. It

495
00:33:30.559 --> 00:33:35.480
seems strange in a deck like this, but it's pretty good. It costs

496
00:33:35.559 --> 00:33:38.000
red red. So you play it
on two and it shuts off like multiple

497
00:33:38.039 --> 00:33:44.039
manodorcs, and it shuts off early
game commander beats, it shuts off just

498
00:33:44.319 --> 00:33:47.440
general attacks. It shuts off token
strategies. And as someone who's actually played

499
00:33:47.480 --> 00:33:52.240
this card before, I'm here to
tell you they will remove this. Yes,

500
00:33:52.400 --> 00:33:55.400
you will not be held under this
for a long time. Somebody will

501
00:33:55.559 --> 00:34:00.880
kill it for you, guaranteed.
One of my favorite cards ever, baby

502
00:34:01.079 --> 00:34:07.079
in Decimate, it's a sorcery for
red and Green and two. It's a

503
00:34:07.160 --> 00:34:13.519
sorcery says destroy target artifact, target
creature, target enchantment, and target land.

504
00:34:13.880 --> 00:34:15.760
You know what's my favorite thing?
Because you need four targets for this

505
00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:22.840
to resolve. What's that? Okay, so you cast Decimate on my creature.

506
00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:27.320
That's the thing that you target is
my creature. I have a creature,

507
00:34:28.199 --> 00:34:32.119
like a different creature or a disenchant
and I target in response the enchantment

508
00:34:32.199 --> 00:34:37.320
that you targeted. So now you
don't have four legal targets and your spell

509
00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:43.400
doesn't resolve. That's sucking. That's
some greenchy shit right there. Doesn't it

510
00:34:43.480 --> 00:34:46.559
do as much as it can in
order, because that's how searing Blaze worked.

511
00:34:46.719 --> 00:34:51.039
Not this one. This one's like
hex. If you don't got six

512
00:34:51.119 --> 00:34:59.599
creatures, you're hext sucky heck and
hex deckon decimate. Just hey, quick,

513
00:34:59.639 --> 00:35:04.679
real quick. Everybody lives. All
creatures gain hexproof and indestructible, and

514
00:35:04.880 --> 00:35:08.280
turn players gain xproof Telende Turned players
can't lose life. Frick. Anyways,

515
00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:14.519
here we go, City on fire, City on fire. Okay, this

516
00:35:14.800 --> 00:35:20.079
is red red red five geez,
Uncle Brando likes it already. I do

517
00:35:20.960 --> 00:35:23.840
convoke though. Okay, so each
guy you got like makes it cost less.

518
00:35:23.840 --> 00:35:28.360
You guys turn into manadorcs for this. If a source you control would

519
00:35:28.400 --> 00:35:32.719
deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals trip Ski almost said double

520
00:35:34.199 --> 00:35:39.800
triple that damage. So here's here's
what I'm gonna say. We're combo deck.

521
00:35:39.880 --> 00:35:43.719
If we're going infinite, why do
we need double infinite that doesn't make

522
00:35:43.800 --> 00:35:49.480
sense, but sometimes just want to
hit somebody with squish Man. That's his

523
00:35:49.599 --> 00:35:53.360
new name, squish Man. If
we're not going infinite, we're going dinosaur

524
00:35:53.440 --> 00:35:58.199
beat, or if we have future
all stars that we're going to showcase in

525
00:35:58.239 --> 00:36:02.960
this deck. Yes, sometimes doing
six or eight or twelve is better than

526
00:36:04.039 --> 00:36:07.480
doing two. Yes, when you're
not going infinite. Correct. Okay,

527
00:36:07.559 --> 00:36:10.400
so we'll just have to keep this
in mind. This is a science math

528
00:36:10.480 --> 00:36:16.239
fact from CCO. Six or eight
or twelve or twenty, all those numbers

529
00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:21.519
bigger than two. Yes. Important. The next out we have a pyroblast.

530
00:36:21.599 --> 00:36:23.639
Yeah, counters are green or a
whatever. I'm not sure we've played

531
00:36:23.719 --> 00:36:28.079
spiteful band to treat Oh no,
what I want to? I want to

532
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:32.159
Okay. Enchantment This is another enchantment
that does like non enchantment kind of things.

533
00:36:32.280 --> 00:36:37.239
It's very strange enchantment for red red
X when it enters a battlefield that

534
00:36:37.320 --> 00:36:42.280
deals x damage to each creach.
So it's kind of like an earthquake.

535
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:45.320
Yeah, it's a sweeper exactly an
earthquake. Yep, well not an earthquake,

536
00:36:45.320 --> 00:36:47.119
but you know what I mean.
Whenever one or more creatures your opponent's

537
00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:53.079
controlled die, you create a treasure
token disability triggers only once each turn.

538
00:36:53.239 --> 00:36:58.119
See so now we've seen that they're
willing to print that on cards from Lord

539
00:36:58.159 --> 00:37:00.960
of the Rings. Yes, why
didn't they put it on Orchestral Masters,

540
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:05.960
Orkie B. Yeah? Why did
they put it on this and not Orchestra

541
00:37:05.960 --> 00:37:10.039
bowl Masters? Why did Orchestra bowl
Masters get a super sweet extended art piece

542
00:37:10.360 --> 00:37:15.920
whereas this one's like the top of
a guy's head and a bridge. The

543
00:37:16.920 --> 00:37:21.920
scene version not for good. It
is the worst. They look good when

544
00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:23.239
you put them all together. It
looks kind of like a Renaissance painting.

545
00:37:23.599 --> 00:37:27.519
It sure does. And then when
you take out the spiteful banditry part to

546
00:37:27.559 --> 00:37:30.639
play, it looks like a piece
of crap. Seed Time, Seed Time,

547
00:37:31.199 --> 00:37:36.360
Play seed time only during your turn. Well that's the only time I

548
00:37:36.480 --> 00:37:40.800
ever play instance because I'm good at
me. Oh man, I suck.

549
00:37:42.119 --> 00:37:44.480
I always mention it too, I
say, Oh, I guess I'll play

550
00:37:44.519 --> 00:37:50.360
this instant during my main phase because
I'm an idiot. Okay, green one

551
00:37:51.119 --> 00:37:54.320
take an extra turn after this one
if an opponent played a blue spell this

552
00:37:54.480 --> 00:37:59.000
turn, So if they counter your
shit, you own them. Yes,

553
00:37:59.639 --> 00:38:02.079
Yes, it's pretty specific. I
don't know why that card's in here,

554
00:38:02.119 --> 00:38:06.079
because it's awesome. Okay, so
that's a eight fifty for that card.

555
00:38:06.119 --> 00:38:09.559
Look at the foil price eighty nine
ninety ninety dollars because it's from Judgment.

556
00:38:09.760 --> 00:38:13.840
Judgment foils baby. Now everybody should
remember this guy. We talked about him

557
00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:17.960
a little while ago in O hair
Asenil O hair ass Anal four four for

558
00:38:19.119 --> 00:38:23.440
four God Trampski. If a red
source you control would deal an amount of

559
00:38:23.639 --> 00:38:30.840
damage less than O hair ass Anal's
power to an opponent, that source deals

560
00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:35.159
damage equal to O hair ass Anal's
power instead. So with non combat damage

561
00:38:35.360 --> 00:38:37.639
less than four will deal four.
We'll have to see if we're doing any

562
00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:42.559
combat damage if we do bigger than
him. Also, if he dies,

563
00:38:42.599 --> 00:38:45.320
you return him to the battlefield transformed. He's a land. You can transform

564
00:38:45.400 --> 00:38:47.719
him back, like when when you
can like pay the man. Interesting thing

565
00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:52.159
I realized the other day. The
land is not legendary. Nope, So

566
00:38:52.360 --> 00:38:55.480
like if you play one in it, you could use him as a ramp

567
00:38:55.559 --> 00:38:59.800
spell. If you have two of
them, you could play him, use

568
00:38:59.840 --> 00:39:01.840
him a little bit and then clone
him and like kill the real one and

569
00:39:01.880 --> 00:39:05.079
it would turn into a land and
then you still have him because you got

570
00:39:05.119 --> 00:39:07.719
your clone. Oh man, you
can clone to ramp. Yes. Oh,

571
00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:12.000
and then and then if your clone
him eats shit, you can just

572
00:39:12.039 --> 00:39:15.840
flip the Temple of Power back over
and do it again. That's fantastic.

573
00:39:15.960 --> 00:39:20.480
Do you please tell me you do
that? I'm my plan too soon as

574
00:39:20.519 --> 00:39:22.719
mine comes in the mail, I
plan to do or did you get it

575
00:39:22.760 --> 00:39:25.519
from Fusion Gaming online dot com using
CCO summer to save five percent? I

576
00:39:25.639 --> 00:39:30.199
certainly did, sir. Fantastic.
So we've talked giant dinosaurs, We've talked

577
00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:36.400
about some like other stuff. Now
we're gonna talk about finding or abusing some

578
00:39:36.599 --> 00:39:42.559
of that other stuff. Yes.
In a predatory advantage section, we're gonna

579
00:39:42.559 --> 00:39:46.079
start with our one tutor for the
deck in reckless handling. Search your library

580
00:39:46.079 --> 00:39:50.360
for an artifact, reveal it,
put it into your hand, shuffle,

581
00:39:50.559 --> 00:39:53.880
then discard at random. If an
artifact was discarded this way, you deal

582
00:39:53.960 --> 00:39:58.199
too damage to EA opponent. So
essentially what that says is pay two,

583
00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:00.280
shuffle your library, put your best
art of in fact into your graveyard due

584
00:40:00.280 --> 00:40:07.960
two to something. Hey, remember
we're doing triple damage. Saheli's lattice two

585
00:40:07.079 --> 00:40:12.039
mana sounds dirty. Yes, I'm
interested. It's like fish nets and stuff.

586
00:40:12.159 --> 00:40:15.159
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or
anyways, when it enters a battlefield,

587
00:40:15.159 --> 00:40:17.199
you can discard a card if you
do draw two, and you can

588
00:40:17.280 --> 00:40:21.960
craft with other dinosaurs to I don't
know, it turns into a giant.

589
00:40:22.159 --> 00:40:24.159
It turns into a giant four For
all that it's big, leness is equal

590
00:40:24.199 --> 00:40:28.280
to the dinosaurs that you got.
Sure we're using it to draw cards.

591
00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:34.719
Thrill of Possibility card draw faithless looting
car draw Golden Argacy. Ooh, this

592
00:40:34.920 --> 00:40:42.679
is a vehicle three six or four
crew one Golden Argacy attacks our argosy ourgosi,

593
00:40:42.960 --> 00:40:46.760
our ghosi. Sure one of the
attacks exile each creature that crewded it.

594
00:40:46.920 --> 00:40:52.880
This turn return them to the battlefield
under their owner's control at the next

595
00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:55.760
end step. Oh, we would
x X exile is it? What do

596
00:40:55.840 --> 00:41:00.639
we call them? Squish mint squishman. We exile squishment And when he comes

597
00:41:00.719 --> 00:41:02.760
back, we pay two so he
can damage somebody. And then you get

598
00:41:02.800 --> 00:41:07.320
that trumpeting carnosaur again and you can
discover five. Oh yeah, okay,

599
00:41:07.400 --> 00:41:13.480
yeah, that works, that works, butt cock. But I knew you're

600
00:41:13.480 --> 00:41:20.360
gonna sit. It's still funny butt
cock is get this a rare artifact from

601
00:41:20.440 --> 00:41:24.199
Betrayers Nope, Champions of Camagala.
Oh this card, I bet you it's

602
00:41:24.239 --> 00:41:29.320
fricking good. I have like a
bunch of these that are cigarette smoke stained

603
00:41:29.360 --> 00:41:34.000
on the edges with those little black
hand gunk marks. I have many of

604
00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:37.760
this card that I bought in a
collection artifact for four. At the beginning

605
00:41:37.840 --> 00:41:43.199
of each player's up keep, that
player returns a permanent they control to their

606
00:41:43.320 --> 00:41:50.239
hand unless they pay two life.
We return squish mit, yes, so

607
00:41:50.599 --> 00:41:53.159
we can cast it again and restart
our combo if we had it on the

608
00:41:53.199 --> 00:41:57.719
battlefield and just got value out of
it. But then, oh hey,

609
00:41:57.800 --> 00:42:00.320
look at we drew our combo piece. I guess so I'm gonna return it

610
00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:04.039
to my hand so I can combo. Now that's what this is for.

611
00:42:04.480 --> 00:42:07.480
We have an eternal witness e wit
that gets our artifact back from our reckless

612
00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:13.960
handling nor in the wary special in
Genesis Chamber. We'll wait until you see

613
00:42:14.000 --> 00:42:17.360
the next card. Whenever a non
creature enters about sorry, a non token

614
00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:21.480
creature enters a battlefield, we get
a one to one mere artifact creature token.

615
00:42:21.639 --> 00:42:25.880
Oh man and and you boy,
Nor in the Wary, Nor in

616
00:42:25.960 --> 00:42:29.800
the Wary. Whenever a player plays
a spell, nor in exiles and he

617
00:42:29.880 --> 00:42:32.199
comes back at the end to turn. Or whenever a creature attacks. Yes,

618
00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:37.039
oh man Nor in the Weary,
yep, Goblin engineer. That gets

619
00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:39.920
us an artifact back from our graveyard, and it also gets one into your

620
00:42:40.480 --> 00:42:44.880
bin. It searches your library,
puts it into the bin. Then you

621
00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:49.239
can switch one to the thing.
It's cool. Yes, this actually lets

622
00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:53.599
us turn like our butt cock or
our golden argo see into a couple combo

623
00:42:53.639 --> 00:42:58.320
pieces that we're gonna get into in
a minute. Beast Whisperer, the creature

624
00:42:58.360 --> 00:43:01.719
etb's draw card very important to draw
our hole deck. When we combo cast

625
00:43:01.800 --> 00:43:08.639
a creature, ah, we will
cast. You'll see sort of hearth and

626
00:43:08.719 --> 00:43:12.960
home. Oh this was a weird
one. I thought like, is this

627
00:43:13.159 --> 00:43:16.599
just a value hearth and home?
But it blinks. Oh yeah, okay.

628
00:43:16.719 --> 00:43:20.840
So whenever equip creature does combat damage
to a player, xil up to

629
00:43:20.960 --> 00:43:25.880
one target creature you own, then
search your library for a basic land card.

630
00:43:27.000 --> 00:43:30.639
Put those you put it on a
trumpeting carnosaur. Swing for nine,

631
00:43:30.760 --> 00:43:36.360
get a land blanket. Just discover
five yeah, that works. Or asp

632
00:43:36.519 --> 00:43:39.559
squish enters the battlefield, pay to
your dinosaur deal seven to something and it

633
00:43:39.599 --> 00:43:43.079
gets in there, and maybe he'll
do more than seven, because we have

634
00:43:43.159 --> 00:43:47.719
a soulfim Mayhem Dominus that is a
creature double damager, right, and you

635
00:43:47.840 --> 00:43:52.000
can go for Exian red for Excian
red discard two cards, pay one to

636
00:43:52.480 --> 00:43:57.119
put an indestructible counter on him.
Yes, and it doubles your non combat

637
00:43:57.239 --> 00:44:00.800
damage. Very important. We're gonna
get there and when the last one is

638
00:44:00.920 --> 00:44:02.719
roaming throne. Hey, this is
a new card too, very topical.

639
00:44:02.840 --> 00:44:07.679
Ward two ETBs choose creature type,
but we would probably choose dinosaurs. In

640
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:12.880
this case. It's a dinosaur in
addition to being a golum. And if

641
00:44:12.920 --> 00:44:16.760
a trigger ability of a dinosaur you
controls triggers, it triggers twice. Now,

642
00:44:17.880 --> 00:44:22.239
so with like we'll keep using trumpeting
carnosaur. I wond why it's bence

643
00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:24.639
you get to discover five twice.
Yes, but if Squishmitt does, would

644
00:44:24.679 --> 00:44:29.599
you not have to pay the two
twice because it gives you two opportunities to

645
00:44:29.719 --> 00:44:35.559
pay two. Whenever squish Midt of
Gishath enters the battlefield, you may pay

646
00:44:35.639 --> 00:44:39.079
two. So that would trigger two
times, so you you could pay the

647
00:44:39.159 --> 00:44:43.280
two twice. Yes, but you'd
have to pay four, and then you

648
00:44:43.320 --> 00:44:46.199
could fight twice. You don't pay
two and fight twice. Yeah, it's

649
00:44:46.280 --> 00:44:49.239
not fight, it's just still dawna, you know what I mean? Yeah?

650
00:44:49.320 --> 00:44:53.280
Yeah. What's great is it turns
like your medium dinosaurs, like your

651
00:44:53.320 --> 00:45:00.639
three threes into six damage, right
if you pay four? Oh, if

652
00:45:00.679 --> 00:45:06.039
we have soulfim and roaring thing,
yes, but I guess I guess it

653
00:45:06.039 --> 00:45:08.000
would turn it into twelve. Then
if we had double damage, double triggers,

654
00:45:08.320 --> 00:45:10.719
but six damage for yeah, yes, you'd have to pay twice.

655
00:45:10.800 --> 00:45:14.840
That also counts your round paging ferocidons. Whenever a creature comes into play,

656
00:45:14.840 --> 00:45:21.199
you're gonna take two. It also
counts ripjaw raptor though and runic armosaurs.

657
00:45:21.199 --> 00:45:23.679
You're gonna draw two cards instead of
one. Yes, and trank will frill

658
00:45:23.719 --> 00:45:28.000
back. It counts. You gotta
pay green, but it I know you

659
00:45:28.039 --> 00:45:32.639
have to pay green twice. And
remember if you copy a modal spell or

660
00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:37.480
ability like tranq will frill back,
has you copy the choice that you made

661
00:45:37.519 --> 00:45:40.800
as well? Just FYI, Yes, that's important stuff. Yeah, but

662
00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:45.360
you know what it might be important
to gain eight life in this case by

663
00:45:45.440 --> 00:45:47.719
picking his four life thing. Because
we're gonna talk about doing some damage.

664
00:45:47.760 --> 00:45:52.159
Oh okay, here we go,
clever girl. This is how the dinosaurs

665
00:45:52.400 --> 00:45:54.320
they get you. Yes, they
do get you, and they get you

666
00:45:54.440 --> 00:45:59.880
again. And we're gonna start with
Horny Cavou. Horny Cavo is probably a

667
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:05.239
kavou still, I hope. So
sure it's a three four for red green.

668
00:46:05.679 --> 00:46:08.239
When at ETBs you return a red
or green creature you control to its

669
00:46:08.280 --> 00:46:12.360
owner's hand, I'll bet it's a
beast. I'll bet it's a beast.

670
00:46:12.599 --> 00:46:16.960
It's probably still a kavo. Sure
we have impactor. Oh creature ETBs.

671
00:46:17.119 --> 00:46:22.480
It deals one damage to each opponent
out post siege. Ah, same thing,

672
00:46:22.639 --> 00:46:24.599
no to any target if you choose
dragons, right, that's when its

673
00:46:24.639 --> 00:46:29.360
when you choose dragons. Never a
creature etb's the other way, meaning exits

674
00:46:29.400 --> 00:46:31.639
the battlefield. You do one damage
to something. Oh, we're gonna have

675
00:46:31.760 --> 00:46:35.760
creatures exiting the battlefield. Don't worry, we have no one in the wary.

676
00:46:36.000 --> 00:46:39.599
Yes, Whitty roast Master. Whenever
another creature enters battlefield under your control,

677
00:46:39.599 --> 00:46:45.199
Witty roast Master deals one damage each
oponent Big PERF Big Perfu, Creature

678
00:46:45.239 --> 00:46:47.840
enterest Battlefield under control deals two damage
to each opponent, and also you can

679
00:46:47.880 --> 00:46:52.480
pay three and get all your guys
can have big Yes, Yes, Pandemonium

680
00:46:52.559 --> 00:46:58.679
and warstorm Search Creature ETBs deals damage
equal to its power to any target.

681
00:46:59.239 --> 00:47:07.880
Each yes mana echoes mana echoes creature
enters the battlefield, add any amount of

682
00:47:08.519 --> 00:47:13.880
colorless mana equal to the number of
creatures that share a type with it.

683
00:47:14.320 --> 00:47:19.159
So if you have two dinosaurs,
you ryan yes and ibrando play a dinosaur,

684
00:47:19.440 --> 00:47:22.559
you get three mana Yes. That
is cool. More importantly, when

685
00:47:22.639 --> 00:47:30.280
I cast an assquish YEP and I
have one other dinosaur, this is going

686
00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:34.920
to trigger and ask wishes ETB is
going to trigger. I can stack the

687
00:47:35.000 --> 00:47:38.800
triggers to get my two mana because
I have two dinosaurs, and then use

688
00:47:39.119 --> 00:47:45.159
said two mana to pay his triggered
ability cost to make a dinosaur deal damage.

689
00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:50.440
So this is going to give me
free mana. So pang two or

690
00:47:50.480 --> 00:47:53.400
pang two twice, like what you
just asked about YEP is going to be

691
00:47:54.320 --> 00:47:58.880
financially negligible. When I have a
man of echoes agreed, it's a combo

692
00:47:58.960 --> 00:48:02.039
card. Who know percussion repercussion.
We're gonna go back to that blasphemous acting.

693
00:48:02.280 --> 00:48:07.719
Yes, but also whenever a creature
is dealt damage, it deals that

694
00:48:07.880 --> 00:48:12.440
much damage to that creature's controller.
It's being repercussion. Yes. Sorry,

695
00:48:12.800 --> 00:48:15.719
So remember ask wish is going to
get a dinosaur to deal damage to another

696
00:48:15.760 --> 00:48:20.679
dinosaur, which is going to deal
damage kill that thing. Yep, the

697
00:48:20.760 --> 00:48:23.159
thing that is dealt damaged by the
dinosaur. But that thing that dies is

698
00:48:23.239 --> 00:48:27.519
going to now deal damage to you. Yes, okay, And if we

699
00:48:27.599 --> 00:48:30.840
double any of those things okay,
yes, now we're doubling and then doubling

700
00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:35.840
again. Important to note if you
double, you would double six onto the

701
00:48:35.880 --> 00:48:39.400
creature to twelve. Then repercussion would
double the twelve to twenty four on the

702
00:48:39.480 --> 00:48:44.159
next right. That's we're getting there. That's how girl gets shipped done.

703
00:48:44.239 --> 00:48:50.639
Yeah. Cloudstone Curio oh now,
oh no, no, oh no,

704
00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:53.480
are we gonna break Cloudstone Curio right
here? For the first time ever?

705
00:48:53.679 --> 00:48:59.000
Has the Internet ever experienced this?
No, nobody has ever heard how busted

706
00:48:59.039 --> 00:49:00.639
this card can be. They've thought
it was some value bullshit. Cut it

707
00:49:00.679 --> 00:49:02.800
from every deck they ever played in. We're gonna make it. Put it

708
00:49:02.920 --> 00:49:07.239
back, baby, I have used
this for value. Just fyi. Whenever

709
00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:14.639
a non artifact permanent enters the battlefield
under our control, we may return another

710
00:49:14.719 --> 00:49:20.679
permanent that shares a permanent type with
it to our hand neat. So when

711
00:49:20.840 --> 00:49:27.480
Askquish enters the battlefield, we can
bounce something else and then play said something

712
00:49:27.559 --> 00:49:34.440
else and bounce ass squish hm hmm, solve for Mana. In this case,

713
00:49:35.000 --> 00:49:38.079
we already have a man of echoes. We're also playing allurin. Ooh.

714
00:49:38.760 --> 00:49:45.880
Any player may play three drops or
less for free at flash speed.

715
00:49:49.639 --> 00:49:52.320
Why does it have a flash speed? I never got it because this way

716
00:49:52.360 --> 00:49:57.320
it can punish you. I have
definitely used somebody else's allurein to win a

717
00:49:57.360 --> 00:50:00.559
game of Yes, yes, yes, that's the dounce. Well no,

718
00:50:00.639 --> 00:50:04.360
The downside is anybody can do it. Right, So we player ask wuish

719
00:50:04.519 --> 00:50:07.079
for free because it costs two mana
Echoes a trigger, give us the Mana

720
00:50:07.119 --> 00:50:15.000
to pay the two, and we
have our cloudstone curio, which is gonna

721
00:50:15.039 --> 00:50:19.280
bounce something else like a two or
three drop. Right then we play that

722
00:50:19.400 --> 00:50:23.119
two or three drop aka another dinosaur. We're gonna get Mana from mana Echoes

723
00:50:23.159 --> 00:50:27.199
again. So probably at this point
because we've spent zero mana to do this,

724
00:50:27.519 --> 00:50:30.039
we're up two, three, four, five mana all colorless doesn't matter.

725
00:50:30.440 --> 00:50:35.960
Sure, then we bounce our ass
wish and then we play it again

726
00:50:36.039 --> 00:50:38.079
for free. Yep. And because
we're up five mana and we get three

727
00:50:38.199 --> 00:50:42.480
or four more mana, we pay. The two dinosaurs fight over and over

728
00:50:42.559 --> 00:50:45.519
and over and over and over again. It's pretty good now even Also,

729
00:50:45.559 --> 00:50:47.440
we have an impact tremor. Is
there take we're doing one, three,

730
00:50:47.599 --> 00:50:51.800
five, ten damaged all over.
Yes. Now, if that isn't enough,

731
00:50:51.800 --> 00:50:52.639
if you say, oh, that's
a three or four card combo or

732
00:50:52.679 --> 00:50:55.280
like blah blah blah, you got
one two blah blah blah, Okay,

733
00:50:55.559 --> 00:51:00.840
we've got another card here that does
an additional thing, and it's called barred

734
00:51:01.079 --> 00:51:05.360
Class. Have you ever played this
card? I think we did once.

735
00:51:06.079 --> 00:51:10.519
Okay, Red Green legendary creatures you
control enter the battlefield with an additional plus

736
00:51:10.519 --> 00:51:15.960
one plus one counter on them.
Sure, we can pay Red Green to

737
00:51:15.119 --> 00:51:20.159
go to level two on barred Class. We level it up, and legendary

738
00:51:20.239 --> 00:51:25.400
spells you can you cast cost green
red less to cast. This effect only

739
00:51:25.480 --> 00:51:30.840
reduces green and red symbols on the
casting cars. Squish Mit free. Squish

740
00:51:30.920 --> 00:51:35.639
Mit is free, yes, now
from your hands. It gets even more

741
00:51:35.719 --> 00:51:39.599
intense when the creature you're looping with
uh with squish Mit is like a horned

742
00:51:39.639 --> 00:51:46.639
cavu, because horn cavu ETBs and
bounces itself itself or something else. And

743
00:51:46.760 --> 00:51:51.519
if you have a cloudstone curio,
you can bounce two things and you can

744
00:51:51.599 --> 00:51:53.880
get like double or triple etb triggers
when you play all those things again with

745
00:51:53.920 --> 00:52:00.480
the lurin so dirty, stinkin' frickin'
rotten combo. But let let's just say,

746
00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:04.960
Ryan, let's just say, hypothetically
speaking, we're doing all of this

747
00:52:05.159 --> 00:52:07.719
and we have squish Mit squish meeting
and they run out of creatures? What

748
00:52:07.840 --> 00:52:10.440
do we do? What do we
do? What are we gonna do?

749
00:52:10.719 --> 00:52:15.159
We would need if they ran out
of creatures and we didn't have like an

750
00:52:15.159 --> 00:52:20.440
impact tremors or a perferals, we
would need some way to continue doing damage

751
00:52:20.679 --> 00:52:22.639
to them. And that would have
to be something that's I don't know,

752
00:52:22.880 --> 00:52:29.280
like powerful and handsome, yeah,
and maybe really versatile. We might be

753
00:52:29.400 --> 00:52:37.760
talking about our good friend CCO national
or his good friend stuff is his lesser

754
00:52:37.880 --> 00:52:42.440
cousin stuff You don't yes, all
man brash taunterre's so good. One one

755
00:52:42.519 --> 00:52:46.119
indestructible goblin for five, one of
which is red. Whenever brash Tunters don't

756
00:52:46.199 --> 00:52:51.239
damage, it does that much damage
to target opponent and it has red.

757
00:52:51.320 --> 00:52:54.719
Two tap brash Tunster fights another target
creature. So good, give give stuff

758
00:52:54.760 --> 00:52:58.199
you all to read too, because
we haven't we haven't mentioned or played that

759
00:52:58.280 --> 00:53:00.119
one in a good long time.
Stuff you don't. Zero one for five

760
00:53:00.320 --> 00:53:05.920
artifact creature comes into play. Choose
a player. It has indestructible Whenever damage

761
00:53:05.960 --> 00:53:07.559
is dealt to stuff we doll,
it does that much damage to chosen player,

762
00:53:07.599 --> 00:53:12.159
and you can tap it to do
one damage to itself. Keep in

763
00:53:12.239 --> 00:53:14.880
mind that if you have a damage
doubler, that one is doubled to two

764
00:53:15.079 --> 00:53:17.199
and then double to four, so
it does four damage to another creature.

765
00:53:17.679 --> 00:53:22.119
When there's a damaged tripler, you
triple it. Same kind of way with

766
00:53:22.280 --> 00:53:27.159
the Cloudstone Curio combo. Keeping in
mind, you can bounce the stuffy doll

767
00:53:27.199 --> 00:53:30.119
back to your hand, replay it
with all your mana echoes, manna,

768
00:53:30.400 --> 00:53:32.960
and then pick a different player to
use Stuffy Doll to kill them instead with

769
00:53:34.079 --> 00:53:38.840
your squish mitt Dinosaur beat down combo. That's the deck. That's the deck.

770
00:53:38.920 --> 00:53:42.639
Okay, moving into strengths and weaknesses
really quick, because I want to

771
00:53:42.639 --> 00:53:45.119
go right to the spice rum calculator
as fast as we can. This deck

772
00:53:45.199 --> 00:53:51.360
Strength combos, beats, controls,
mid ranges, Dinosaurs. It's topical,

773
00:53:51.440 --> 00:53:53.400
it's new, it's fun, it's
funny, and it does big damage.

774
00:53:53.440 --> 00:53:58.159
It does normal wearing thing and it
plays brash taunter. There you go.

775
00:53:58.519 --> 00:54:04.199
Yes, Final Final Strength could be
made on a pretty decent budget. I

776
00:54:04.239 --> 00:54:07.159
don't even look at how much this
deck actually is worth. The deck is

777
00:54:07.239 --> 00:54:10.119
worth three hundred and forty dollars,
but you wouldn't know that because Maxfield makes

778
00:54:10.199 --> 00:54:14.199
that hard to find. Yeah,
that is that is the truth. Yes,

779
00:54:14.559 --> 00:54:17.239
downside. Does it have enough play? This is a This is a

780
00:54:17.320 --> 00:54:22.079
question I always ask of combo decks. Once you do the thing, is

781
00:54:22.159 --> 00:54:27.559
that enough? I think this The
answer for this deck is yes. Because

782
00:54:27.840 --> 00:54:31.199
you can ataally, because you can
dinosaur, because you can combo. Because

783
00:54:31.239 --> 00:54:36.199
the combo has like four cards to
make it work. It's it's gonna do

784
00:54:36.639 --> 00:54:38.679
different things every time. Yeah,
there's gonna be games where were swinging.

785
00:54:38.719 --> 00:54:42.960
There's gonna be gas. We're using
your combo pieces for value because you can,

786
00:54:43.320 --> 00:54:45.760
yes, which is really very important. If you can get like six

787
00:54:45.920 --> 00:54:49.599
or eight damage out of a Purferos, that's probably gonna help you get there

788
00:54:49.679 --> 00:54:52.679
because it's to every player, right, And this is a deck that you

789
00:54:52.800 --> 00:54:54.599
can you don't get to say something
with this very often. You're not playing

790
00:54:54.719 --> 00:55:00.159
any shitty creatures. There aren't.
There aren't very many dudes or e and

791
00:55:00.280 --> 00:55:02.039
really cards in the deck where you're
gonna draw it and say, oh shit,

792
00:55:02.119 --> 00:55:05.840
this doesn't do anything. That's it. I'm not playing this deck if

793
00:55:05.880 --> 00:55:07.079
it doesn't play shitty cards. Oh
no, it's gona blood clock in it.

794
00:55:07.519 --> 00:55:09.880
Hey yeah, butt cock, Well
I don't know, like, I'll

795
00:55:09.920 --> 00:55:14.280
bet you're gonna get five six damage
off of butt cock. Sure, and

796
00:55:14.880 --> 00:55:20.320
enable your own combo. Yeah,
but that's pretty good. Sure, nothing

797
00:55:20.320 --> 00:55:22.719
wrong with that. I got something. I got something here. Check this

798
00:55:22.800 --> 00:55:25.199
out. Bounce your own genesis chambers
your opponents can't make mirror tokens. Then

799
00:55:25.239 --> 00:55:28.320
play it on your next turn so
you can do it again. There you

800
00:55:28.480 --> 00:55:31.079
go with the Norn in place,
so when Norn comes back eot, Yeah,

801
00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:36.000
you're gonna get the fricking token.
Yeah, okay. Three hundred and

802
00:55:36.000 --> 00:55:39.119
forty bucks, stomping Ground, spire, garden, fabled passage, sort of

803
00:55:39.159 --> 00:55:44.239
hearth and home. Because I didn't
make the connection, that's gonna get rid

804
00:55:44.280 --> 00:55:46.159
of forty seven bucks. You're gonna
be down to two hundred and ninety bucks

805
00:55:46.199 --> 00:55:51.199
for this. Okay, okay,
now hear me out, hear me out.

806
00:55:51.880 --> 00:55:53.840
This takes out sort of a wind
con in a Tolley. How he

807
00:55:53.920 --> 00:55:58.599
can like one shot somebody right,
I'll keep it Tolley. If you lose

808
00:55:58.639 --> 00:56:05.000
a Tolley bonehardor and the roaming Throne. Remember when you're comboing, why do

809
00:56:05.039 --> 00:56:07.559
you need to combo double? The
roaming Throne is at twenty bucks. If

810
00:56:07.599 --> 00:56:10.960
you take out three those cards,
you're gonna save sixty two more dollars.

811
00:56:12.239 --> 00:56:14.719
And this deck is going to be
right around two hundred and thirty bucks.

812
00:56:14.800 --> 00:56:16.280
And you can use some of that
money to put in a worldly tutor.

813
00:56:16.440 --> 00:56:21.039
I would suggest that should be your
tutor in the deck. There you go.

814
00:56:21.800 --> 00:56:24.519
I would humbly suggest that a worldly
tutor would go a long way in

815
00:56:24.599 --> 00:56:30.119
this deck and give you much versatility
and utility. Does worldly tutor search for

816
00:56:30.360 --> 00:56:32.880
artifact or creature or just creature?
Just creature, just creature, okay,

817
00:56:34.159 --> 00:56:37.719
so it'll get you the creature that
you need, including that Cokla. It's

818
00:56:37.880 --> 00:56:39.440
you know what, it's it's hard
to get the Cloudstone curio if you don't

819
00:56:39.480 --> 00:56:44.280
have the artifact tutor though. That
balls balls. Yeah, yeah, well

820
00:56:44.519 --> 00:56:45.679
it depends. I guess, like
we talked about a couple weeks ago,

821
00:56:45.719 --> 00:56:49.559
do you cut the tutors or the
ramp to make your deck kind of how

822
00:56:49.639 --> 00:56:51.880
you want it to play? Yeah, go back and listen what was that

823
00:56:51.920 --> 00:56:55.559
episode four h six? Because you
know what, the artifactor doesn't find a

824
00:56:55.639 --> 00:57:00.679
worldly tutor, does Perfos brash Honor. Oh that's right, and yeah,

825
00:57:00.679 --> 00:57:05.639
you know who can just bend a
game to his will and bring an opponent

826
00:57:05.719 --> 00:57:09.119
to their knees? Yeah, brash
Hunter, Yes nice twenty twenty Bud,

827
00:57:09.440 --> 00:57:15.480
Yeah, be ashamed if somebody thought
it for a double damage take eighty.

828
00:57:15.760 --> 00:57:22.679
Oh that feels Speaking of on their
knees, we've had we've had national lights

829
00:57:22.760 --> 00:57:24.679
on their knees for the Spice Calculator
saying hey, Ryan and Brando, how

830
00:57:24.679 --> 00:57:29.000
come we don't do this anymore?
What the hell? Right? So Commander

831
00:57:29.039 --> 00:57:31.679
Cocoat dot com. In the more
section, there's the Spice calculator. You

832
00:57:31.760 --> 00:57:36.119
can pick up Spice Calculator stickers.
They're on for a buck right now on

833
00:57:36.199 --> 00:57:42.440
the CCO store, super cheap,
and you can display your decks spice rating.

834
00:57:42.920 --> 00:57:45.920
Yeah, and we've done and we've
got it up here. So popularity

835
00:57:46.000 --> 00:57:51.119
on dh reck is the first field
the Spice calculator cares about. Guess how

836
00:57:51.159 --> 00:57:54.400
many Guess how many? How many
lists? I mean on dh reck for

837
00:57:54.519 --> 00:58:01.719
squish Man, Yeah, thirteen thirty
weren't actually that far off. Thirteen and

838
00:58:01.840 --> 00:58:07.559
thirty is like between zero went one
thousand. It's not bad. Yeah,

839
00:58:07.039 --> 00:58:12.719
yeah, okay, average man of
value of deck not including land it's a

840
00:58:12.800 --> 00:58:19.639
dinosaur deck. Six No, no, but I challenge somebody in the nation

841
00:58:19.880 --> 00:58:27.360
in twenty twenty four we will do
the highest possible average converted man acrost deck

842
00:58:27.440 --> 00:58:30.119
on CEO. Yeah. Yeah,
I guess what that fricking deck will have

843
00:58:30.239 --> 00:58:35.519
in it? Draco, anyone else
will probably haven't it? Pollock the worm?

844
00:58:35.760 --> 00:58:37.199
No, what's that? Want?
That's that worm? I hate?

845
00:58:37.280 --> 00:58:38.920
Some world's fine worm? No,
this one that I actually hate? Uh

846
00:58:39.039 --> 00:58:45.159
oh yeah, ah, Joe has
It's not finger blast worm, that's that's

847
00:58:45.199 --> 00:58:50.800
celesnia. Piece of crap. Oh, what is that worm hate. It's

848
00:58:50.800 --> 00:58:54.440
got convolke right, Yeah, it's
like a twelve eleven or all Man Okay,

849
00:58:54.440 --> 00:58:58.559
Okay, we'll have to think of
it. Yeah, average CMC three

850
00:58:58.639 --> 00:59:01.360
point five eight as well be six
these days. Yeah, uniqueness rating.

851
00:59:01.440 --> 00:59:06.800
This is cards different than the stock
page on dhreck. Okay, so not

852
00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:10.760
counting lands. Okay, how many
cards in this deck are different than the

853
00:59:10.880 --> 00:59:15.400
cards that show up on squish MIT's
page on dhreck. I feel squish Mitt

854
00:59:16.079 --> 00:59:22.519
would do what it's doing in this
deck, So I'm gonna say twenty two

855
00:59:23.119 --> 00:59:29.679
thirty six, oh wow. Yeah, and things like a brash Taunter and

856
00:59:30.239 --> 00:59:36.320
and Cloudstone Curio are on the edh
Wreck page, but things like horned Cavu

857
00:59:36.679 --> 00:59:43.880
and Allurin, Allurin and some some
random stuff, and we pick different dinosaurs,

858
00:59:44.199 --> 00:59:46.239
so thirty six. Keeping in mind
that Allurin doesn't say from your hand,

859
00:59:47.559 --> 00:59:52.760
what's up? So this means cast? Yes, yes, that's how

860
00:59:52.760 --> 00:59:57.280
That's how dream Halls works too.
You can cast your commander. Yes,

861
00:59:57.719 --> 01:00:01.079
yeah, those frickin' cards from like
tempest Era days. Hey right, tempest

862
01:00:01.159 --> 01:00:05.599
in Erza blocks. What the hell
were they thinking of? They weren't.

863
01:00:05.719 --> 01:00:08.800
Well, creatures were shipped back then
too, people are looking at those cards.

864
01:00:08.840 --> 01:00:12.480
Oh there's something people are looking at, mana Echoes. All this card

865
01:00:12.639 --> 01:00:16.159
was so broken. We'll keep in
mind when this thing was up and around,

866
01:00:16.440 --> 01:00:20.920
mana Echoes. I mean you would
play a siege gang commander and fucking

867
01:00:21.119 --> 01:00:23.840
die because you'd make twenty five man
and have nothing to do with it.

868
01:00:23.960 --> 01:00:30.119
So you'd take eighteen from your own
damn mana Echoes. Yeah, okay.

869
01:00:31.079 --> 01:00:38.400
Number of dedicated wind conditions three yeah, I get asked about this one lots

870
01:00:38.440 --> 01:00:43.639
on on, like when people ask
about the spice calculator. Different ways that

871
01:00:43.719 --> 01:00:45.840
your deck can win. We've got
a tully to infect somebody, We've got

872
01:00:45.920 --> 01:00:50.280
dinosaur beats, and we got combo. Right, those are three different ways

873
01:00:50.320 --> 01:00:53.519
that our deck can turn you from
from forty to zero, yes, From

874
01:00:53.559 --> 01:00:57.840
alive to dead, yes, three
of them. From sandwich to shit,

875
01:00:58.800 --> 01:01:02.639
yeah, will from full cow to
shit. If you're gonna have like a

876
01:01:02.920 --> 01:01:08.480
like a beef sandwich, okay,
a burgerberg yeah, okay, beef sandwich

877
01:01:08.519 --> 01:01:10.360
you mean it? Burger yes,
I do, Okay, Yes, we

878
01:01:10.440 --> 01:01:15.320
are cookout after all. Punch it
all into the spice calculator, whole baby.

879
01:01:16.199 --> 01:01:22.280
Seventy seven point six that's a good
one. That is not only a

880
01:01:22.440 --> 01:01:27.159
spicy deck. It's the return of
the Spice Calculator. It's our annual grueling

881
01:01:27.320 --> 01:01:34.039
Christmas Teamger Big Thick Bagger, Thank
you for sending it in. We like

882
01:01:34.519 --> 01:01:38.800
I like combo decks that are are
kind of convoluted and take lots of pieces.

883
01:01:39.159 --> 01:01:43.559
We don't need tutors to find them
because we got backup win conditions in

884
01:01:43.719 --> 01:01:49.920
beating and infecting and just generally dinosauring. I like decks that beat and play

885
01:01:49.960 --> 01:01:53.639
brash, hunter and Nora and the
wary and decimate and perf This deck has

886
01:01:53.679 --> 01:01:58.159
everything I love in a deck.
And you know what, it's the Christmas

887
01:01:58.280 --> 01:02:01.840
season at least when you're listening to
this. Yes, So we hope that

888
01:02:02.320 --> 01:02:06.880
that you like it, that you
had a good year of CEO in the

889
01:02:07.000 --> 01:02:10.679
nation, that you're looking forward to
our our next episode will be our twenty

890
01:02:10.719 --> 01:02:15.400
twenty three look Back, yeah,
and then our twenty four look Ahead.

891
01:02:15.719 --> 01:02:20.559
Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna have
Sidewalk Slams up maybe now, maybe in

892
01:02:20.679 --> 01:02:27.400
early January, along with the new
content in January, along with I guess

893
01:02:27.440 --> 01:02:30.679
everything else that we've been that we've
been doing and putting out that people have

894
01:02:30.760 --> 01:02:34.079
been liking. Yeah, so look
forward to that. Enjoy it. From

895
01:02:34.119 --> 01:02:37.519
Brando and Ryan and Libby and the
other guy in the newsroom and all the

896
01:02:37.599 --> 01:02:40.480
members here in the nation, Merry
Christmas to you and yours. Happy holidays.

897
01:02:40.519 --> 01:02:44.239
If Christmas isn't your thing, we
thank you for being who over the

898
01:02:44.320 --> 01:02:46.960
last year. Oh you know what
it's it's maybe too early to say like

899
01:02:47.280 --> 01:02:50.840
I hope you had a good year
because we're not there yet, correct,

900
01:02:51.519 --> 01:02:55.679
But happy holidays to everybody who helped
the show this year, and that that

901
01:02:55.800 --> 01:03:00.400
does mean like editor Joe and Tyler
and and Mac and John for coming on,

902
01:03:00.599 --> 01:03:06.320
and Brando and the patrons and people
who sent us gifts still waiting for

903
01:03:06.400 --> 01:03:12.679
that wayward sword tooth fusion business daddies, I guess right, pile of bones

904
01:03:12.800 --> 01:03:17.480
for sending us beer which we will
drink over the Christmas holidays. Who else?

905
01:03:17.519 --> 01:03:22.199
Who else do we gotta thank or
say Happy holidays too? Everybody who

906
01:03:22.239 --> 01:03:24.239
listens to the show every week,
because you're the reason we do this.

907
01:03:24.800 --> 01:03:29.199
We can do this, and we
appreciate you. And we are going to

908
01:03:29.280 --> 01:03:32.119
be back next week with our look
back at twenty twenty three, a retrospective,

909
01:03:32.159 --> 01:03:39.519
if you will on the next episode
of Amander Cookout podcast been our theme song.