WEBVTT 1 00:00:05.679 --> 00:00:15.439 Seven. Land Productions Presents Cop Doctors, Episode twenty five, The Magic School 2 00:00:15.519 --> 00:00:30.440 Loves. Okay, Miss Rosenthal, this will be really easy. We're giving 3 00:00:30.440 --> 00:00:33.840 you something to help you sleep, and then we'll have that auttery clear and 4 00:00:33.960 --> 00:00:38.439 no time and one of my stomach issue. I've been so very hungry. 5 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:42.200 We didn't see anything wrong with your stomach, Beth. Maybe it has to 6 00:00:42.240 --> 00:00:45.719 do with this issue. Yeah, one thing at a time, okay, 7 00:00:45.759 --> 00:00:50.039 Miss Rosenthal. We need you to count backwards from ten. Okay, and 8 00:00:50.159 --> 00:00:54.719 don't use mississippies. That's just a waste of time. Okay, ten, 9 00:00:55.399 --> 00:01:03.439 nine, eight, seven, But the hell told you seven? They always 10 00:01:03.479 --> 00:01:06.799 conk out at seven. No, it's five. You slip the more I 11 00:01:06.879 --> 00:01:10.319 did not Oh ly to me time. I'm not lying, and you owe 12 00:01:10.319 --> 00:01:15.879 me twenty dollars doctors, Yes, nurse Betty, seriously, you can just 13 00:01:15.120 --> 00:01:21.439 use Betty. We could oh wait, won't ever? Shouldn't we get to 14 00:01:21.480 --> 00:01:26.359 the surgery, yes, of course, ready to catheter. Missus Rosenthal had 15 00:01:26.359 --> 00:01:30.280 to go into surgery because she was feeling weak from a blocked artery, a 16 00:01:30.400 --> 00:01:34.680 similar weakness I felt growing up outside of the Serengetti, struggling every day to 17 00:01:34.760 --> 00:01:38.799 find food for me and my viditch. Oh what is it? Nurse Betty 18 00:01:38.959 --> 00:01:48.359 the catheter? It's broken? Look broken? Case you're thinking sabotage, Well 19 00:01:48.439 --> 00:01:52.519 now I am, But we could just build. Nurse Betty grab us another 20 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:57.719 one, okay, but Nurse Betty did not grab another one because there was 21 00:01:57.799 --> 00:02:02.079 no other one. They were all broken, all of them. What do 22 00:02:02.120 --> 00:02:06.560 we do? Case, Miss Rosenthal won't be asleep forever and we have to 23 00:02:06.640 --> 00:02:12.840 unclog her chubby little artery. Let's think. Let's think we need something small 24 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:15.960 enough to fit inside her. But what's that small you mean besides your penis? 25 00:02:19.520 --> 00:02:23.039 Case? No time for jokes. I couldn't resist, But you're right. 26 00:02:24.199 --> 00:02:30.560 What could we use? Case thought about all the instruments at their disposal, 27 00:02:30.960 --> 00:02:36.039 but none would work. Then he thought back to his teachings. That 28 00:02:36.319 --> 00:02:39.919 is when he remembered his old elementary school teacher. I got it, What 29 00:02:40.400 --> 00:03:15.000 come with me? Where are we going? Just come on, hello, 30 00:03:15.479 --> 00:03:20.360 miss Frazzle, you remember me? It's just in case I was in your 31 00:03:20.400 --> 00:03:27.520 second grade class. Oh yeah, just in case I remember you. You 32 00:03:27.599 --> 00:03:31.520 were always yelling, and you always vaguely sounded like the dude from Seinfeld and 33 00:03:31.639 --> 00:03:38.800 Family guy, And I still do I notice you don't look so good. 34 00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:45.080 I'm fine. I need just an old age life's been rough. Oh well 35 00:03:45.840 --> 00:03:50.879 we need your help, Miss frazzl my help. Yes, we need the 36 00:03:51.080 --> 00:04:01.400 magic school bus. Just then, case and high fight and stunted dancing. 37 00:04:02.240 --> 00:04:05.840 We get to ride a magic school bus. Yeah that's awesome. I can 38 00:04:05.960 --> 00:04:15.919 do anything like what like fucking anything? Awesome? Guys. Yes, I 39 00:04:15.960 --> 00:04:20.680 don't have the magic school bus anymore. What what happened? Well, I 40 00:04:20.920 --> 00:04:25.959 was doing a field trip with a bunch of students and their parents in the 41 00:04:26.040 --> 00:04:30.199 Amazon jungle, and we shrunk down to the size of a howler monkey. 42 00:04:30.279 --> 00:04:33.480 I wanted to show the kids how howder monkeys called each other. But when 43 00:04:33.560 --> 00:04:38.879 I honked my horn, there was some confusion, and well, a couple 44 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:43.720 of howlers took the hankers a meeting call and started straight up pumping the bus. 45 00:04:44.319 --> 00:04:46.439 Parents weren't happy, so the school took the bus from me. So 46 00:04:47.720 --> 00:04:53.040 there's no magic school bus, not anymore. I'm afraid, damn it. 47 00:04:53.319 --> 00:05:06.040 But I have something else. What's that? Let me show you. Miss 48 00:05:06.040 --> 00:05:16.879 Frazzle opened her garage door to reveal an old, dusty Ford Pinto. A 49 00:05:17.079 --> 00:05:24.279 Ford Pinto Is it magical? Stuff, magic stuff. Yeah sure, are 50 00:05:24.279 --> 00:05:28.199 you sure it runs? Two of its tires are flat and the back seats 51 00:05:28.199 --> 00:05:31.600 have been stripped. You don't need back seats, awful tires. When you 52 00:05:31.639 --> 00:05:45.279 have, when you have, where you have magic. Miss Frazzle took a 53 00:05:45.399 --> 00:05:51.920 long puff of her cigarette before coughing up some flame. Yeah, gross, 54 00:05:53.680 --> 00:05:58.120 have out the kids. I want to go for a magic Ford Pinto trip. 55 00:05:58.279 --> 00:06:00.480 Well, we need to help a lady with a law Gary, Okay, 56 00:06:01.120 --> 00:06:05.160 well hobbin, I'll go in a fucking iry. I don't give a 57 00:06:05.279 --> 00:06:12.319 shit. It beat sitting in my rocking chair wanting to die. Jesus, 58 00:06:12.720 --> 00:06:16.720 she used to be a lot more cheerful. That'll happen, infantema of divorce, 59 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:44.480 bankruptcy and no will to live after happened now getting Miss Frazzle drove the 60 00:06:44.600 --> 00:06:49.079 coup doctor back to the hospital. I really wish you had backseats. My 61 00:06:49.160 --> 00:06:54.120 ass hurts, shutter, sat on your knees, pussy, then my knees 62 00:06:54.120 --> 00:07:03.319 would hurt, Yeah, but not your ass. Here we are you're ready, 63 00:07:05.759 --> 00:07:10.240 are you? Yeah? I'm fine, I'm fine. Remind me to 64 00:07:10.279 --> 00:07:14.160 pick up another pack on the way home. Though, maybe you should stop 65 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:17.680 smoking? Oh sure, let me quit the one thing I look forward to 66 00:07:17.800 --> 00:07:24.319 every single day that surely won't make me depressed and put me into an early 67 00:07:24.360 --> 00:07:28.759 grave. Sorry, never mind, are you hey? Time? Watch this? 68 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:30.680 It's awesome. She's gonna shrink the car down and we're gonna fly through 69 00:07:30.720 --> 00:07:35.600 the air and everything. Temper your expectations. What de Pindo can't fly? 70 00:07:35.920 --> 00:07:42.120 It can't, Oh Supindo? The bus could? Yeah, magicis Upindo the 71 00:07:42.319 --> 00:07:46.720 rooms on the second floor. That's fine. We'll shrink down and drive up 72 00:07:46.839 --> 00:07:49.120 using the elevator. That's gonna take a while, isn't it. She belt 73 00:07:49.199 --> 00:07:57.000 everyone, but I don't have one. Just in the tinco shrunk down to 74 00:07:57.079 --> 00:08:01.439 the size of her fleet and drove along the sidewalk toward the hospital engines. 75 00:08:03.319 --> 00:08:07.920 This thing really can't fly. Hear me a second. You're kind of glide, 76 00:08:07.040 --> 00:08:13.079 but we need from speed. Two hours and an elevator right later, 77 00:08:13.240 --> 00:08:20.759 and the Pinto was in Missus Rosenthal's room. Here we go. Miss Frazzle 78 00:08:20.920 --> 00:08:24.800 hit the end of the doorstop with laun steca up onto the bed. She 79 00:08:26.000 --> 00:08:30.600 drove over the sheets and right into Missus Rosenthal's mouth. Oh my god, 80 00:08:30.879 --> 00:08:37.919 here we go. Tune in next time. It is somewhat thrilling conclusion of 81 00:08:37.080 --> 00:09:09.720 this bullshit cop Doctor Cop Doctors written and edited by Robert M. Lamb, 82 00:09:11.440 --> 00:09:16.639 starring Jack Austin as Just in Case and Robert M. Lamb as justin Time. 83 00:09:18.440 --> 00:09:24.879 Co starring Hope Ennis, Darlene Davis, and Chris Davis. Music provided 84 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:28.840 by Kevin McLoud of incompetech dot com. 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