WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.280 --> 00:00:05.400 Ah, how does everybody do? And how's everybody to? Welcome to the 2 00:00:05.400 --> 00:00:09.560 Stark Tank Podcast, the show where the points, uh, where everything's made 3 00:00:09.599 --> 00:00:14.439 up and the points don't matter. I'm your host, Drew Carey. Today 4 00:00:14.480 --> 00:00:18.199 We're gonna be I don't know, We've we've segued into We've segued into a 5 00:00:18.199 --> 00:00:21.320 lot of question oriented shows, but there's been a lot of there's been a 6 00:00:21.320 --> 00:00:23.839 lot of topics that have bubbled up recently that I think that would be a 7 00:00:23.839 --> 00:00:28.320 good time to kind of catch up on. Uh yeah, yeah, man, 8 00:00:28.399 --> 00:00:31.920 there's some crazy shit. I've only Derek. Derek's kind of the expert 9 00:00:31.960 --> 00:00:34.679 on a lot of this stuff at this point because like I just straight up 10 00:00:34.679 --> 00:00:38.640 have not been paying attention to I've only seen snippets of this Azulan stuff. 11 00:00:39.640 --> 00:00:42.600 And I did watch the Boogie documentary and all that stuff. Did you know 12 00:00:42.799 --> 00:00:47.560 what, Who's Azulan was? I have sincerely never heard of this in my 13 00:00:47.600 --> 00:00:51.240 life, right right. That's why this is so crazy to me. That's 14 00:00:51.280 --> 00:00:58.159 the that's the thing why I feel like most people that aren't into reaction content, 15 00:00:58.200 --> 00:01:00.159 which is I would imagine the vast majority of people that are listening to 16 00:01:00.200 --> 00:01:03.719 this, they're not really the majority of the vast majority of functioning. But 17 00:01:03.760 --> 00:01:07.439 also it should be noted that like everybody who watches this show is homeless, 18 00:01:07.719 --> 00:01:11.920 so they don't have true they don't have access to any other content than this. 19 00:01:11.480 --> 00:01:15.200 You only have a government phone that doesn't have any data. It's it's 20 00:01:15.239 --> 00:01:19.640 a government phone. Or the only website that's successible dot com, slash the 21 00:01:19.719 --> 00:01:23.959 snark tank, that's like your only you get. You get one website that 22 00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:27.439 you can go on. All the people chose that. No texting, no 23 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:32.799 calling. I appreciate that though, I really appreciate man. I mean, 24 00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:36.920 that's absolutely put put. If if you could find a way somehow, if 25 00:01:36.920 --> 00:01:41.760 you're listening to this show to put to put this podcast is your emergency contact, 26 00:01:42.040 --> 00:01:44.799 do it. I don't know how you I don't know how that would 27 00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:51.400 work necessarily, but like figure it out, yeah you know, uh so 28 00:01:51.480 --> 00:01:56.840 yeah, so okay, so now that's still thank you patrons, and uh 29 00:01:57.159 --> 00:02:01.359 yeah, nobody's sort of Azulan I saw so nerd City pretty much disappeared off 30 00:02:01.359 --> 00:02:04.959 the face of the earth, right he kind of just does a podcast with 31 00:02:05.120 --> 00:02:09.479 pyrasynical colossals, crazy somebody else I can't remember there's like four or four of 32 00:02:09.520 --> 00:02:15.199 them, and yeah, and that's what he's been doing kind of actually is 33 00:02:15.240 --> 00:02:20.840 similar to this. I haven't been doing content either, it's exactly. Actually, 34 00:02:21.080 --> 00:02:23.400 like I'm sure I've show this. There's so many people who are like, 35 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:24.840 well, where's every time I post something, it's like where's Cris beIN? 36 00:02:25.800 --> 00:02:30.039 And it's like, yeah, on a weekly basis, I've been here 37 00:02:30.639 --> 00:02:36.599 for the last several years actually, but right, it is kind of funny 38 00:02:36.840 --> 00:02:44.199 that there's still people within our respective fan bases that are finding out that we 39 00:02:44.319 --> 00:02:49.800 have a podcast, especially you you do like two fucking podcasts. Yeah. 40 00:02:49.800 --> 00:02:53.879 Man, that's my main and I mentioned it constantly on on videos. You 41 00:02:53.919 --> 00:02:58.639 know, it's crazy. Somebody I thought they were joking. I can't remember 42 00:02:58.680 --> 00:03:05.319 what comment section it was, but somebody said, whoa, I'm I'm a 43 00:03:05.360 --> 00:03:09.919 Sacred Symbols fan. I didn't know Chris did music when we when we dropped 44 00:03:09.919 --> 00:03:16.599 that it's Terror time again. Oh yeah, Like that sounds so impossible because 45 00:03:16.680 --> 00:03:21.080 that is your main thing that people know you for, is doing music, 46 00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:27.080 well, like stuff on my channel actually straight up exactly was for a time 47 00:03:27.159 --> 00:03:30.960 that those musicals that you know, what's crazy about that too? Is that 48 00:03:30.159 --> 00:03:36.240 we literally did a joint live show. I don't know. There's so there's 49 00:03:36.240 --> 00:03:39.000 so much about it that confuses the hell out of me. I thought he 50 00:03:39.039 --> 00:03:42.560 was joking. He was serious. He's like, oh, yeah, I'm 51 00:03:42.599 --> 00:03:45.360 gonna check out the other stuff you guys have done. I'm like that, 52 00:03:45.719 --> 00:03:49.080 I thought he was fucking around. I'm like, Okay, you got a 53 00:03:49.080 --> 00:03:51.840 smorgasbord of content. By the way, I did want to mention the Sweeney's 54 00:03:51.879 --> 00:03:55.479 also here. Yeah, he hasn't said anything, but I'm trying. I'm 55 00:03:55.479 --> 00:03:58.520 like trying to let you guys talk to You guys are talking about like making 56 00:03:58.560 --> 00:04:00.520 music and ship and being like actual YouTubers, and I'm just like, let 57 00:04:00.560 --> 00:04:03.360 these niggas talk. I don't know what you look like. You look you 58 00:04:03.400 --> 00:04:06.719 were reading. You look you're reading like a like a fortune cookie that was 59 00:04:06.719 --> 00:04:13.199 like a mega specific and you were afraid of it, like like it was 60 00:04:13.240 --> 00:04:15.439 like a fortune cookie. You guys speak. I was like, Oh, 61 00:04:15.479 --> 00:04:17.040 they're they're talking about their ship. Let me start. Let me start doing 62 00:04:17.079 --> 00:04:24.680 my tax SHIPOW start to start doing, start doing. We started sending out 63 00:04:24.720 --> 00:04:30.120 my tenet. What I have to do, w whatever. Don't tell don't 64 00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:31.199 tell me about that ship. I don't want to hear ship. I don't 65 00:04:31.199 --> 00:04:33.560 know. We have we do that ship a by the end of the year. 66 00:04:33.560 --> 00:04:35.000 Man, that's all. We got to send all those forms. But 67 00:04:35.040 --> 00:04:36.800 the end of the year whatever, I'll do that when I have to. 68 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:40.120 I need them by the end of the year. From you guys, at 69 00:04:40.199 --> 00:04:45.439 least, I'll give you a little I'll send you uh an email with a 70 00:04:45.519 --> 00:04:47.480 number on it. And that's that's as much as you're getting from me. 71 00:04:48.439 --> 00:04:56.480 You're followed. I how you followed. I refuse to do paperwork. I 72 00:04:56.519 --> 00:04:59.399 would rather if I I've told this, I've told this to people. But 73 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:03.279 it's always tax on every day of the year. I am a very very 74 00:05:03.319 --> 00:05:09.120 liberal person, and on April fifteenth, I am really like severely right wing, 75 00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:11.560 like like I'm mentally right wing. It's like I start, I start 76 00:05:11.560 --> 00:05:15.680 to a question like whether or not like I don't know, like whether or 77 00:05:15.720 --> 00:05:18.319 not people really need rights and things like that, like whatever I have to 78 00:05:18.360 --> 00:05:21.360 pay my taxes. It's always just like this is fucking terrible, And the 79 00:05:21.480 --> 00:05:27.319 day after I'm fine, even although I'm very wounded. I'm really not that 80 00:05:27.439 --> 00:05:30.319 bad about paperwork unless it's like copious amounts of it like I'll sit down and 81 00:05:30.360 --> 00:05:33.439 like do paperwork. I'll do like my insurance mess. I have no problem 82 00:05:33.519 --> 00:05:36.920 with that. Like those those things are just like small small bursts of it 83 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:40.079 where it's like, all right, twenty five minutes to that I have to 84 00:05:40.120 --> 00:05:43.759 like really sit down and really read and pay attention to it. And that's 85 00:05:43.759 --> 00:05:46.000 not that big of a deal. I just want people. I go on 86 00:05:46.079 --> 00:05:50.600 Fremont Street in downtown Las Vegas. Pay the first homeless person I see. 87 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:54.399 I'm like, hey, yo, I got it out. I got some 88 00:05:54.519 --> 00:05:57.360 shit I gotta do. I gotta, I gotta go, I got I 89 00:05:57.399 --> 00:06:00.720 gotta go. I gotta go. Play Balders eighty three? Can you again? 90 00:06:01.040 --> 00:06:05.519 Can you again? Yeah? Yeah again? Carlac again? Figure this 91 00:06:05.519 --> 00:06:09.199 ship out for me. I don't even know, like it's not even organized. 92 00:06:09.519 --> 00:06:13.959 If I'm gonna kill you. And because they're homeless, fill out fill 93 00:06:14.240 --> 00:06:17.160 at the doctor's office, fill out my medical information. I don't just make 94 00:06:17.199 --> 00:06:29.040 ship up. Just make it believable anyway, as is a person that exists, 95 00:06:29.439 --> 00:06:32.040 Yes, the person that exists. I so what I know from like 96 00:06:32.360 --> 00:06:40.279 the basic pitch of this is that Sniper Wolf basically stole this woman's like entire 97 00:06:40.360 --> 00:06:46.800 identity basically, and and see you said basically, you said base, it's 98 00:06:46.920 --> 00:06:53.600 only wrongs because you said basically, no, she deliberately, one hundred percent 99 00:06:53.879 --> 00:06:59.639 stole this chick's identity. Then that's why it's so crazy. So that is 100 00:06:59.680 --> 00:07:04.160 the base of it. So uh, I guess nerd City knows her. 101 00:07:04.600 --> 00:07:09.560 They met at VidCon and stuff, like maybe I saw her too. I 102 00:07:09.600 --> 00:07:14.120 don't know, man, she just looks like a yeah. Uh she from 103 00:07:14.199 --> 00:07:16.360 seeing this interview on his channel. And I would I would advise you guys 104 00:07:16.399 --> 00:07:19.680 to listeners to to go watch that video. I think it's like a half 105 00:07:19.720 --> 00:07:25.879 hour and it's just the first three minutes. It's fucking mind blowing, just 106 00:07:25.920 --> 00:07:31.240 because it's already enough. Uh, he's a genius, like uh, nerd 107 00:07:31.279 --> 00:07:34.800 City. The way that he I'm lazy with, like the way that I 108 00:07:35.199 --> 00:07:38.519 structure videos. I'm kind of like, all right, bullet points, go 109 00:07:39.319 --> 00:07:43.199 this do methodically. Within the first three minutes, it was already enough where 110 00:07:43.199 --> 00:07:46.439 I'm like, oh, this bitch is guilty. And then he also shows 111 00:07:46.439 --> 00:07:51.000 and this was hilarious. This is a guy in Brazil that stole nerd City's 112 00:07:51.360 --> 00:07:57.160 identity. Essentially, same music, same glasses, same backdrop, but and 113 00:07:57.240 --> 00:08:01.360 since it's Brazil, it's on Porkage Portuguese, you would find it. And 114 00:08:01.399 --> 00:08:03.839 that guy has three million, He has three million subscribers. He has more 115 00:08:03.879 --> 00:08:09.079 subscribers than and it's essentially the same thing where this girl, Asiland has like 116 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:13.079 I think nine million subscribers or something. She's still really popular. But then 117 00:08:13.160 --> 00:08:18.639 Sniperwolf thirty million plus in counting. And the thing that's most egregious about this 118 00:08:18.680 --> 00:08:24.240 it's not only that Sniper Wolf stole I'm talking about. There was a tutorial. 119 00:08:24.279 --> 00:08:26.319 There is a Hey, here's the shit that I have in my house 120 00:08:26.319 --> 00:08:31.319 that Azielane did wearing a red dress, and then Sniperwolf got a red dress, 121 00:08:31.879 --> 00:08:35.279 did the same type of shots, got the same type of big ass 122 00:08:35.320 --> 00:08:39.240 mirror that this chick had in her house, azuland just like shot for shot, 123 00:08:39.320 --> 00:08:43.120 doing things completely, the same same backdrop, same everything. And then 124 00:08:43.159 --> 00:08:46.320 Sniper Wolf has the audacity when her fans started finding out, Hey, who's 125 00:08:46.360 --> 00:08:52.559 this chick, Sniperwolf was being like, Yo, this bitch is stealing my 126 00:08:52.679 --> 00:08:58.480 shit. That's not that cool. Crazy, Yeah, I haven't seen I 127 00:08:58.519 --> 00:09:03.480 haven't seen in the nerd City video yet, because nerd Cities videos are great. 128 00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:05.799 When he decides to like focus on like commentary stuff, but it's also 129 00:09:05.879 --> 00:09:11.159 like so sensory, like sensory wise, it's so fucking much. Then I'm 130 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:15.600 like, I had no energy to watch it, but I gotta get around. 131 00:09:15.639 --> 00:09:18.320 That's nutstuff. That's true. That's that's real, and it seems like 132 00:09:18.360 --> 00:09:24.039 it is totally true the way that he laid out the video. It is. 133 00:09:24.159 --> 00:09:28.240 There's nothing, there's no stone unturned in the video. It's one of 134 00:09:28.240 --> 00:09:33.000 those things where it's like, oh, is this true? When you watch 135 00:09:33.039 --> 00:09:37.919 it, you're like, I can't. I can't believe she's done this for 136 00:09:37.960 --> 00:09:43.360 so long and the only reason so people are probably asking why hasn't Azuland said 137 00:09:43.360 --> 00:09:46.759 anything, Well, she explains, she says, I didn't really, She's 138 00:09:46.799 --> 00:09:50.120 not about she doesn't like drama. She's like, I don't really want to 139 00:09:50.120 --> 00:09:54.559 get into all this bullshit, even though it's like so justifiable to actually try 140 00:09:54.600 --> 00:09:56.840 to drag and call out Sniper Woolf for this. She's like, ah, 141 00:09:56.919 --> 00:10:00.159 like I don't really want to get into all of this, and I'm like, 142 00:10:00.200 --> 00:10:03.519 bro, this chick has brought like hell, Like you know, Sniper 143 00:10:03.559 --> 00:10:07.399 Wolf has an insane fan base. I guess because she's insane, right, 144 00:10:07.360 --> 00:10:13.399 So yes, and they have like relentlessly harassed this girl, Azulan. They 145 00:10:13.600 --> 00:10:16.799 they've sent all this crazy stuff so to the point where she didn't want to 146 00:10:16.799 --> 00:10:20.559 even log on social media anymore because it would just be flooded with comments of 147 00:10:20.840 --> 00:10:24.120 Sniper's fans saying, oh, you fucking you copy this, Ah, you 148 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:26.080 fucking fake you this, this and that, and it's just like this is 149 00:10:28.799 --> 00:10:33.679 I was, you know, just a few weeks ago when we saw what 150 00:10:33.360 --> 00:10:37.480 we were kind of talking about it on stream and we were saying, is 151 00:10:37.519 --> 00:10:41.080 she aware of what she's doing to Jack's films, like the whole docksing and 152 00:10:41.120 --> 00:10:46.360 stocking thing, or is she just supremely stupid, weird speculating and seeing this 153 00:10:46.440 --> 00:10:48.759 video, I'm like, oh no, she is well aware of what she's 154 00:10:48.799 --> 00:10:54.200 doing. She doesn't care, like she is completely like I know how fucked 155 00:10:54.240 --> 00:10:58.080 up this is, and I'm gonna do it anyway because I'm Sniper Wolf, 156 00:10:58.120 --> 00:11:03.120 I guess. And I've gotta be honest, I'm more angry at YouTube than 157 00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:07.200 like Sniperwolf because of how there's no way they're not aware of all this shiit, 158 00:11:07.279 --> 00:11:13.960 of how fucking much of a fraud this chick is and like how how 159 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:16.159 fucked up she is in every conceivable way, right, and they're just like 160 00:11:16.320 --> 00:11:20.039 not not cool, man, Like they could have they could have just given 161 00:11:20.080 --> 00:11:24.519 it to They could have dubbed Azieland as their ambassador. They could have just 162 00:11:24.600 --> 00:11:26.720 tapped her, you know, they could have They could have done that. 163 00:11:26.759 --> 00:11:28.799 They could have done the right thing. They kind of were just like, 164 00:11:28.919 --> 00:11:31.399 ah, whatever, we're already invested in the Sniper Wolf, so let's go. 165 00:11:33.240 --> 00:11:35.919 Yeah. It's been it's been like this for years, and I'm like, 166 00:11:35.919 --> 00:11:37.559 bro, just a week ago, I just found out that this person 167 00:11:37.639 --> 00:11:43.919 exists Azuland yeah, dude, I that's It's weird because that name sounds like 168 00:11:43.240 --> 00:11:48.919 it's ringing, like a really faint, like the faintest bell possible, right, 169 00:11:48.960 --> 00:11:50.159 But it's like it's there, but I have no idea. I have 170 00:11:50.200 --> 00:11:52.879 no connection to it at all. Like I can't associate it with like an 171 00:11:52.879 --> 00:11:56.360 image or like a like a formatter or anything like that. I just I 172 00:11:56.360 --> 00:12:01.279 know I've heard that name before before this this whole thing, at least once. 173 00:12:01.600 --> 00:12:05.720 Yeah, but it probably Yeah, I do get it, like because 174 00:12:05.720 --> 00:12:07.519 it's like, ah, man, I don't want nothing to do with this 175 00:12:07.519 --> 00:12:11.200 ship, like because it's that was that was me during the entire Creator class 176 00:12:11.200 --> 00:12:15.279 stuff when like my fight was all fucked up and it was just like I 177 00:12:15.279 --> 00:12:18.919 want really I don't care, like I whatever, this this sucks or whatever. 178 00:12:18.159 --> 00:12:22.080 It sucks already that it's happening, so like I don't really care to 179 00:12:22.639 --> 00:12:28.039 participate. But this is crazy though, Uh because she absolutely knows what she's 180 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:31.639 doing. Oh yeah, if she's if that's why I said, That's why 181 00:12:31.639 --> 00:12:33.240 I said, like the video that I think I did, did I do 182 00:12:33.279 --> 00:12:39.000 a video about it? I feel like I did. I think, yeah, 183 00:12:39.159 --> 00:12:39.919 I did a video about it, and I imagined it's like, dude, 184 00:12:39.919 --> 00:12:43.440 she's thirty years old, Like she she knows she's thirty years old, 185 00:12:43.480 --> 00:12:48.360 and she's been a woman on the internet for that for as long as you 186 00:12:48.360 --> 00:12:50.080 know what I mean, right, for fifteen straight years, Like you know 187 00:12:50.200 --> 00:12:54.919 what the fuck you're doing when you post somebody's address, uh, like to 188 00:12:54.000 --> 00:12:58.840 your fucking millions of fans. Like it's not like there's no argument of like 189 00:13:00.080 --> 00:13:07.120 ignorance there, right, I legitimately think that she wanted Jack to get hurt, 190 00:13:07.399 --> 00:13:11.360 like especially after this video. Yeah, after seeing this video, I'm 191 00:13:11.440 --> 00:13:15.960 like I believe it because, uh, there is first of all she talks 192 00:13:16.039 --> 00:13:18.639 about her sociopathy. She thinks she's uh said, no, sorry, not 193 00:13:18.679 --> 00:13:22.840 sociopathy. Actually, uh uh how do you how would you call if someone's 194 00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:30.159 psychotic sociopathy? Butpathy is a psychopathy, psychopathy a psychosis. Yeah, okay, 195 00:13:30.320 --> 00:13:33.720 I guess so yeah, okay. She she mentioned she's self aware that 196 00:13:33.759 --> 00:13:37.639 she lacks what the type of feelings that she should as an one person should. 197 00:13:39.240 --> 00:13:41.679 Uh he puts that in the video and the way that she behaves the 198 00:13:41.759 --> 00:13:46.440 projection, you know how like you know, this always happens the the the 199 00:13:46.519 --> 00:13:50.799 right leaning dude that goes hard in the pink about paint about protecting kids and 200 00:13:50.799 --> 00:13:52.279 calling everybody a groomer, and then he gets, you know, arrested for 201 00:13:52.360 --> 00:13:56.279 having like fifty hundred and like five thousand terabytes of like child porn and shit 202 00:13:56.639 --> 00:14:00.240 like so like you see like stories, you see shit like that out of 203 00:14:00.240 --> 00:14:01.440 the politician blah blah blah, I hate gays and a sucking dick in the 204 00:14:01.480 --> 00:14:05.639 truck stop bathroom. It's it's like, so she's doing similar behavior where she's 205 00:14:05.720 --> 00:14:09.000 calling out people like oh, I hate when people like are stealing other people's 206 00:14:09.000 --> 00:14:11.679 identity, Like just like what the fuck is wrong with you kind of a 207 00:14:11.720 --> 00:14:16.799 thing, like just doing all this projection shit knowing full where, full well 208 00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:22.279 that she stole this chick's identity and you're just seeing like the behavior if someone 209 00:14:22.320 --> 00:14:26.519 You're like, wow, this was I was convinced more before this that oh 210 00:14:26.559 --> 00:14:30.360 she's just really stupid. That's that was more of a I mean, I 211 00:14:30.360 --> 00:14:33.240 guess both things to be true, but like I just think that like, 212 00:14:33.120 --> 00:14:39.159 oh, no, she's actually she could have easily went down a different path 213 00:14:39.360 --> 00:14:43.759 and been like a serial murderer type of thing, like you know, like 214 00:14:43.840 --> 00:14:46.399 just just a few little tweaks, like in a parallel universe, she easily 215 00:14:46.440 --> 00:14:52.120 could have been like capable of doing wildly wild like you're talking about this right 216 00:14:52.120 --> 00:14:54.480 now, and I'm like, what the fuck are we? What are we 217 00:14:54.600 --> 00:15:00.399 talking about? But that's how wild it is. When you see something this 218 00:15:00.600 --> 00:15:05.159 blatant and something this open. It's kind of like when the when somebody commit 219 00:15:05.240 --> 00:15:07.440 it was like it was actually like my friend, I have a friend that 220 00:15:07.480 --> 00:15:11.240 moved to France in twenty ten, and this dude was kind of a just 221 00:15:11.679 --> 00:15:13.919 he was a demon before he left. You just do a lot of dumb 222 00:15:13.960 --> 00:15:18.080 shit and uh, tower records when it still existed, he went in, 223 00:15:18.279 --> 00:15:22.000 stole a bunch of CDs. I was. I was like, I am 224 00:15:22.120 --> 00:15:24.279 black, I want no part of this. There's no I will I am 225 00:15:24.320 --> 00:15:28.840 not going to be anywhere near this. So I waited outside like I'm like 226 00:15:28.879 --> 00:15:33.039 whatever. And then so when he got he got his first round, got 227 00:15:33.039 --> 00:15:35.879 a bunch of CDs. He's like, look at all this great ship. 228 00:15:35.960 --> 00:15:39.120 This was so easy. I'm going back and I'm like, bro, bro, 229 00:15:39.399 --> 00:15:43.559 no, like you don't go back and seeing like that's when you get 230 00:15:43.600 --> 00:15:46.440 caught, like almost always right, yeah, you fucking idiot. So he 231 00:15:46.519 --> 00:15:50.799 went back and then I see my friend that went in with him. He 232 00:15:50.919 --> 00:15:54.759 comes out and just sigles like go go go, and he's like, oh, 233 00:15:54.840 --> 00:15:58.480 yeah, they got him. I was just like, yo, if 234 00:15:58.519 --> 00:16:03.879 you just it's like this shit, if she would just not fucking talk shit, 235 00:16:03.440 --> 00:16:07.039 kind of essentially returning to the screen seem to crying knowing that she stole 236 00:16:07.080 --> 00:16:10.679 this person's identity, and then kind of being like, yeah, fuck people 237 00:16:10.679 --> 00:16:11.639 who did this. Oh, by the way, she stole my shit. 238 00:16:12.320 --> 00:16:15.879 Dude. Nobody would have found out about this because Ashelan wouldn't have said anything 239 00:16:17.440 --> 00:16:21.080 if she wasn't getting harassment thrown her way. So it's one of those things 240 00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:23.879 where it's like you're so arrogant. Not only are you psychotic, you're fucking 241 00:16:25.000 --> 00:16:27.159 arrogant. And it just blew my fucking mind. So, like I say, 242 00:16:27.200 --> 00:16:30.799 I advised you people to watch that thirty minute video to fucking just be 243 00:16:32.000 --> 00:16:37.320 like, oh, this person is actually crazy. I didn't know. I 244 00:16:37.360 --> 00:16:41.360 thought maybe she was just a dumb bitch, you know, like it goes 245 00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:45.080 beyond that. I thought she was just a dumb bitch. I really did 246 00:16:45.120 --> 00:16:53.759 surprise, this is a dumb, crazy bitch. My surprise. H yeah, 247 00:16:53.840 --> 00:16:59.120 my aw. YouTube's been popping off a little bit, though, you 248 00:16:59.159 --> 00:17:03.480 have this crazy shit going on. And at the same time we briefly mentioned 249 00:17:03.039 --> 00:17:10.960 we were talking about Boogie Yeah right. His documentary came out, so we 250 00:17:11.039 --> 00:17:12.720 kind of just we didn't really focus on it. It wasn't it wasn't like 251 00:17:12.880 --> 00:17:15.960 it was just like, oh, in passing, I hadn't even seen the 252 00:17:15.960 --> 00:17:18.400 documentary when it was first uh when when it was first brought up, I 253 00:17:18.440 --> 00:17:22.920 saw it and it definitely made me. Now I did say. I did 254 00:17:22.960 --> 00:17:26.359 say that like I can't really fuck with But because I was one of those 255 00:17:26.400 --> 00:17:30.960 people, I made like one or two videos saying, y'all are acting like 256 00:17:30.160 --> 00:17:34.920 Boogie is some fucking keen star type villain. You're acting like he's done some 257 00:17:36.000 --> 00:17:38.359 really nefarious ship, the way that he gets waves of hate, the way 258 00:17:38.400 --> 00:17:41.359 that I see the videos made about him. But then when I saw the 259 00:17:41.400 --> 00:17:45.640 documentary and I saw, okay, not only the title, but it was 260 00:17:45.680 --> 00:17:55.119 called something like the Sad, Dumb and Gay something like that, and it's 261 00:17:55.200 --> 00:17:59.759 like, why would they say, why you green light that? Why would 262 00:17:59.799 --> 00:18:03.640 you green he says the whole time though, he's like he's hammering home the 263 00:18:03.640 --> 00:18:07.880 whole the whole documentary. It's like, I'm fucking sad. My life is 264 00:18:07.960 --> 00:18:11.920 fucking sad. I am sad. I suck. I fucking everything sucks. 265 00:18:11.960 --> 00:18:15.440 I'm sad. I can't. There's this great sequence from from the Well. 266 00:18:15.440 --> 00:18:19.319 I wouldn't call it a sequence. It's not fucking, it's not avengers or 267 00:18:19.359 --> 00:18:25.359 anything. But there's like there's a scene in the documentary where he's going over 268 00:18:25.359 --> 00:18:27.880 all of the expenses and he's like, I got my healthcare, I've got 269 00:18:27.920 --> 00:18:33.160 my fucking medication, I've got you know, my bills, I've got food. 270 00:18:34.039 --> 00:18:37.920 Diablo four came out. I had to buy it. I had to 271 00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:41.640 get it. It's just like, bro, you are makes me feel so 272 00:18:41.920 --> 00:18:45.359 I feel like I don't. I don't like feeling bad, you know, 273 00:18:45.519 --> 00:18:52.519 like like most humans like that's a hot take man's But when I watched Boogie, 274 00:18:52.519 --> 00:18:56.440 I don't even know. I can't even make fun of it for feeling 275 00:18:55.880 --> 00:19:00.960 that feel sad. That's just me, man. That should be merch. 276 00:19:00.000 --> 00:19:03.279 I think that should be we should have a shirt that says, like, 277 00:19:03.319 --> 00:19:07.680 in like aerial font or something like this, I don't like feeling better feeling 278 00:19:07.759 --> 00:19:17.599 bad. That'll be our first official yea a new season. I see. 279 00:19:17.599 --> 00:19:21.920 Here's the thing. See this is this is this is exactly the way that 280 00:19:22.079 --> 00:19:26.200 you're reacting right now is exactly what he wants. And I feel like that 281 00:19:26.359 --> 00:19:32.079 is the wrong emotion. Should be like yes, because it's not because this 282 00:19:32.160 --> 00:19:33.920 is the way he doesn't. No, no, no, really, because 283 00:19:34.240 --> 00:19:38.079 at first I was somebody who was like, I gave him slack. I 284 00:19:38.119 --> 00:19:42.000 give him slack because okay, there's someone who who's clinically depressed, all right, 285 00:19:42.640 --> 00:19:47.359 that that is a major thing. Here's somebody who's also suicidal. Okay, 286 00:19:47.720 --> 00:19:49.160 so I can give a pass for a lot of behavior that he that 287 00:19:49.240 --> 00:19:53.880 he's doing. But It got to a point where when this documentary came out 288 00:19:53.920 --> 00:19:59.319 and he completely was like cool with everything, it got to the point where 289 00:19:59.319 --> 00:20:03.240 I'm like, oh, this is not this is not clinical depression. This 290 00:20:03.319 --> 00:20:08.200 is this is I like the attention I get from being a sad sack of 291 00:20:08.240 --> 00:20:14.519 shit, because nobody that is clinically depressed and anxiety riddled and all the shit 292 00:20:14.839 --> 00:20:18.079 would dare conceive of having something like this released of them with their fucking stamp 293 00:20:18.119 --> 00:20:22.359 of approval on it. It's one of those things where like, you know, 294 00:20:22.480 --> 00:20:25.680 there's Sonny V two and all these other YouTubers that make like these video 295 00:20:25.720 --> 00:20:27.119 shitting on them. Yeah, those are gonna come out. You don't have 296 00:20:27.160 --> 00:20:32.079 to approve or disapprove, there's criticism whatever, But to be have a documenty 297 00:20:32.079 --> 00:20:34.079 in a part of you, Okay, show the sad parts of your life. 298 00:20:34.519 --> 00:20:37.400 Now, what's next? How are you gonna fix this? How are 299 00:20:37.400 --> 00:20:41.000 you gonna overcome now? It was to the point where this is when I 300 00:20:41.119 --> 00:20:45.480 truly lost respect for him. So we started dating that twenty year old who 301 00:20:45.559 --> 00:20:49.279 clearly she even says daddy issues blah blah. We're okay, big fucking shocker. 302 00:20:49.640 --> 00:20:53.279 But the thing is they also talked about trauma bonding, and it's like 303 00:20:53.359 --> 00:20:56.960 trauma bonding in the way that all they're both fucked up, and then they 304 00:20:56.119 --> 00:21:00.720 they they bonded over that, and we all know how fucked up that is 305 00:21:00.759 --> 00:21:03.279 that especially to say, for example, if she healed, if she got 306 00:21:03.279 --> 00:21:06.519 better, she would clearly be like, what the fuck am I doing? 307 00:21:06.720 --> 00:21:08.559 Why am I with this piece of shit? But the thing is, what 308 00:21:08.680 --> 00:21:14.000 he's telling her in the documentary is that I'm fucked up. I'm gonna die 309 00:21:14.039 --> 00:21:17.519 pretty soon, and I'm so sorry. And what made me so mad about 310 00:21:17.559 --> 00:21:22.680 that is you can't be sorry, You're fuck You got with her, You 311 00:21:22.759 --> 00:21:26.839 fucking got with her knowing that you're probably gonna die soon and fuck her up. 312 00:21:26.839 --> 00:21:29.720 Even worse, you can't say I'm sorry. It's just like, look 313 00:21:29.759 --> 00:21:32.680 it. When I was eighteen years old, I was a senior, right, 314 00:21:33.039 --> 00:21:37.720 I dated another senior in my rival's high school. We were the only 315 00:21:37.759 --> 00:21:40.400 time we would really hang out because she was so fucking busy and her parents 316 00:21:40.440 --> 00:21:42.640 were really strict. We would sneak out at night and then we would just 317 00:21:42.680 --> 00:21:45.480 hang out, like so at past eleven pm whatever, we'd hang out for 318 00:21:45.519 --> 00:21:51.160 like hours. Thing is she would be so fucking tired. She was going 319 00:21:51.200 --> 00:21:53.920 to a procedure school and she needed to. All of her classes still counted. 320 00:21:55.319 --> 00:21:57.039 None of my classes counted except for ENGELSS four, So it didn't matter 321 00:21:57.079 --> 00:22:00.599 what I did. I didn't even have a first period. What I did 322 00:22:00.640 --> 00:22:02.599 was, even though I really liked her, I was like, this is 323 00:22:02.640 --> 00:22:07.160 fucked up. I'm going to ruin her fucking life if I behave so basically 324 00:22:07.279 --> 00:22:11.559 not being selfish, I broke it off. I broke it off because the 325 00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:15.240 thing is, you think that's crazy. I never did, especially when I 326 00:22:15.279 --> 00:22:18.839 was young. Do you think it's crazy to have like empathy? No? 327 00:22:19.240 --> 00:22:22.160 No, no, no, no no, it's crazy for you to have 328 00:22:22.359 --> 00:22:26.799 that level of foresight at that age. Oh oh yeah, I don't is 329 00:22:26.960 --> 00:22:32.119 crazy like like at that age, at that age in part not even that 330 00:22:32.200 --> 00:22:33.480 you're insidious, you know, or just like that idea like D like I 331 00:22:33.599 --> 00:22:37.559 want to try to make it work, you know, because even even adults 332 00:22:37.599 --> 00:22:40.880 try to make it work with like that, you know. But he had 333 00:22:40.880 --> 00:22:41.839 that foresight, I would be like, I just want to get pussy. 334 00:22:42.200 --> 00:22:47.039 She's hot and she's cool. I'm gonna stay with her and if she sucks 335 00:22:47.119 --> 00:22:49.759 up, Like I never told people this. The year that me and Lily 336 00:22:49.759 --> 00:22:55.440 started dating, she failed our classes the first year she's outed. Dating my 337 00:22:55.559 --> 00:23:00.599 girlfriend is like theanseless like top of top of top of the class. It 338 00:23:00.640 --> 00:23:03.880 is extremely intelligent. When you first dating me, that was her first like 339 00:23:03.960 --> 00:23:11.039 super super serious boyfriend. She was like, oh, I love this guy. 340 00:23:11.920 --> 00:23:15.599 You're like an E. M P. Like you go around her and 341 00:23:15.640 --> 00:23:19.480 you make her stupid. That's wow. He's like, she's happy, but 342 00:23:19.559 --> 00:23:26.160 she's definitely dumber. Bro. Yeah, yeah, if I respect that, 343 00:23:26.200 --> 00:23:27.680 You're right, you were able to do something. It was one of those 344 00:23:27.680 --> 00:23:30.519 things. It was one of the most selfless things I'd done at that point, 345 00:23:32.160 --> 00:23:36.039 because I truly cared about this person and I knew that I didn't want 346 00:23:36.079 --> 00:23:38.000 to bring her down to my level because I wasn't planning on going to college 347 00:23:38.079 --> 00:23:42.240 right away. I had done school my entire life. I'm talking about fucking 348 00:23:44.200 --> 00:23:48.720 prestigious private school then doing it. Going to public school was a breeze until 349 00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:51.960 I started doing these honor classes and then it just snapped. I snapped him, 350 00:23:51.960 --> 00:23:53.680 like what the fuck am I doing. I'm gonna take it easy, 351 00:23:55.039 --> 00:23:57.480 and so anyway, long story short, Yeah, it really upset her. 352 00:23:57.519 --> 00:24:00.279 It did, but I was. It was one of those things where like, 353 00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:04.279 I it's for the best. I know I'm gonna fuck things up if 354 00:24:04.279 --> 00:24:08.960 I if I just be selfish, you just you just know that kind of 355 00:24:10.000 --> 00:24:11.720 thing at a certain at a certain point, like definitely, not that it's 356 00:24:11.720 --> 00:24:15.480 definitely, I think rare for somebody at that age specifically to feel that that 357 00:24:15.559 --> 00:24:18.359 age, but I do think like at a certain point like definitely, but 358 00:24:18.720 --> 00:24:26.559 definitely by the time you're fucking Boogie's age, you know that especially agreed hard 359 00:24:26.599 --> 00:24:30.240 agree what a fuck, And that that's what really made me. I was 360 00:24:30.279 --> 00:24:33.000 just like, fuck this guy. I never had that feeling before. I've 361 00:24:33.000 --> 00:24:34.519 seen so many people be like, fuck this guy, he's a snake, 362 00:24:34.519 --> 00:24:37.000 he's a manipulator this, and I'm like, I don't really feel that way. 363 00:24:37.039 --> 00:24:41.119 I just feel like he's a depressed, suicidal guy that like, you 364 00:24:41.160 --> 00:24:44.200 gotta give these people slack, man, it's not it's no fault. A 365 00:24:44.279 --> 00:24:47.319 person that's clinically depressed doesn't want to be clinically depressed. So I was more. 366 00:24:47.519 --> 00:24:49.759 But then when I started seeing I'm like, oh, he's in control, 367 00:24:49.880 --> 00:24:53.640 he knows exactly what he's doing, and like that, like there's no 368 00:24:55.759 --> 00:24:57.519 the fact that this chick's gonna be No matter what, this chick's not gonna 369 00:24:57.519 --> 00:25:00.359 come out on top. There's no way this ship's gonna come out on top 370 00:25:00.359 --> 00:25:04.359 in life being a boogie. That's what upsets me. There is no gain 371 00:25:06.000 --> 00:25:10.680 if he dies early, like she's just stuck with nothing. Uh. If 372 00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:14.759 he fucking lived longer, he's still it's just gonna be the the gonna fucking 373 00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:18.279 go ahead. The the insidious thing about it. To me that really kind 374 00:25:18.279 --> 00:25:21.759 of bothered me. It was the same exact point that you were talking about, 375 00:25:21.799 --> 00:25:23.000 where it's like it's it all hinges on this girl, and if it 376 00:25:23.039 --> 00:25:27.039 was everything else, like the dude says he's like a covert narcissist or whatever, 377 00:25:27.079 --> 00:25:30.279 it's like whatever, Like you've got your own fight. Your brain's all 378 00:25:30.319 --> 00:25:37.079 fucked like fine, but like again, like you just know what you just 379 00:25:37.359 --> 00:25:41.920 know by a certain age what you should and shouldn't do with people, and 380 00:25:41.039 --> 00:25:44.799 like, to me, it's like when he goes like, yeah, I 381 00:25:44.799 --> 00:25:47.720 don't know how much longer I have, you know, to this girl who's 382 00:25:47.759 --> 00:25:49.960 like clearly got abandonedment issues or like daddy issues or whatever, it's like the 383 00:25:51.640 --> 00:25:55.960 it seems to me less like oh, you know. Uh, I'm trying 384 00:25:56.000 --> 00:25:59.039 to be honest with you, and it seems more like, well, if 385 00:25:59.079 --> 00:26:03.079 I tell her I time is very limited, then she's not gonna leave because 386 00:26:03.160 --> 00:26:08.200 every moment is like, you know, every moment is like precious, you 387 00:26:08.200 --> 00:26:11.759 know what I mean, Like every single note, like no matter. Oh, 388 00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:14.920 I have an offer to go, like, uh, work for a 389 00:26:14.960 --> 00:26:17.720 company somewhere else that would be really good for me. I'm not gonna take 390 00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:19.920 that because I don't know how much time I got with this guy. You 391 00:26:19.960 --> 00:26:23.400 know. It seems like it just strikes me as like that's what struck me 392 00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:27.920 in media. It was like, that's fucked up if I was with somebody, 393 00:26:29.119 --> 00:26:30.680 dude, because I'm thinking like if I was with somebody and I was 394 00:26:30.720 --> 00:26:34.400 like definitely ill, which which I don't know what Boogie's scenarios. I don't 395 00:26:34.400 --> 00:26:37.759 think he's like, he's not like fucking stage eight stage eight cancer. No, 396 00:26:37.920 --> 00:26:41.079 look a look at the real before you go, Before you go, 397 00:26:41.119 --> 00:26:45.400 I just want to say, most of his ailments could be cured with losing 398 00:26:45.400 --> 00:26:51.240 weight exactly, yeah, which he did for a little bit, lost weight, 399 00:26:51.799 --> 00:26:56.319 right, so his life would be like the things that he's diagnosed with, 400 00:26:56.480 --> 00:26:59.279 most of them will go away with just losing the weight they should have 401 00:26:59.319 --> 00:27:00.680 lost. But he gives up. He gives it. He gives up because 402 00:27:00.680 --> 00:27:03.640 he understands there's like a lot of there's a lot of sympathy that comes towards 403 00:27:03.680 --> 00:27:07.000 him. There's like also it's like, well, if I'm gonna if I, 404 00:27:07.000 --> 00:27:08.599 if I, if I'm really unhealthy, then like she's never gonna leave 405 00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:11.880 me, you know, because like she really needs me, and like I 406 00:27:11.880 --> 00:27:15.599 have this whole thing that I'm holding over and like, dude, I don't 407 00:27:15.640 --> 00:27:22.920 know if if if if look I if I was if I knew that I 408 00:27:22.960 --> 00:27:26.559 was gonna fucking die in like a year, like and I or something like 409 00:27:26.599 --> 00:27:30.279 that, right, and like I knew that, I don't know, man, 410 00:27:32.279 --> 00:27:36.559 Yeah, you know, fucking you'd be kind of cunty too. No, 411 00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:38.640 I know I would. I would just say if I'm with somebody that 412 00:27:38.680 --> 00:27:41.920 I care about and I know I'm gonna die, like I'm gonna be like 413 00:27:41.920 --> 00:27:45.319 hey, listen, like, oh I see why would I know? I 414 00:27:45.319 --> 00:27:48.720 couldn't do that? You know, it just seems weird to hold people like 415 00:27:48.759 --> 00:27:51.960 that. I don't know, if if I was gonna die, I would 416 00:27:52.599 --> 00:27:56.200 instantly like I'm not gonna be here, but people I care about are gonna 417 00:27:56.240 --> 00:27:59.720 be here. That's where my mind shifts more. It's like, because like 418 00:27:59.720 --> 00:28:02.880 you're not You're not playing a game for you anymore. Your last time here 419 00:28:02.960 --> 00:28:06.279 is like I'm going to disappear soon. I have to help other people that 420 00:28:06.319 --> 00:28:10.559 are right. But what I mean, what does some people I'm gonna die? 421 00:28:10.599 --> 00:28:11.440 Fuck it them, do whatever I want. I'm like, that's not 422 00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:18.119 what I'm saying. What I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying he should 423 00:28:18.119 --> 00:28:22.839 be selfless enough to be like, listen, you should go, you know, 424 00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:26.359 Like I don't know. It just strikes me as like fucking wildly selfish, 425 00:28:26.440 --> 00:28:27.759 be like I got so little time here. That is, by the 426 00:28:27.799 --> 00:28:32.640 way, very very curable, uh and very very fixable and very very within 427 00:28:32.680 --> 00:28:36.440 his reach to fix uh. But uh I don't want to fix that. 428 00:28:36.759 --> 00:28:41.640 Uh So stay with me, please, Well I fucking died whither way and 429 00:28:41.680 --> 00:28:44.279 fuck you up even more by the way, thanks cool. I know you're 430 00:28:44.319 --> 00:28:48.359 basically a kid, but uh whatever, it's I don't know everything about it, 431 00:28:48.440 --> 00:28:49.720 just like that, everything about it wrote me the wrong way. But 432 00:28:49.720 --> 00:28:56.640 that part in particular was like I don't know, man, that guy Yeah, 433 00:28:56.960 --> 00:29:00.240 it's just the whole thing where I'm like, I know it's that when 434 00:29:00.240 --> 00:29:03.240 I saw him get with, like because he announced it on Twitter or whatever 435 00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:04.720 when they were together or some shit. Immediately I was like, I know 436 00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:10.599 exactly what this is. I know exactly what this type of dynamic is. 437 00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:12.880 And she's one of those girls, even though she's an adult, she's twenty 438 00:29:12.960 --> 00:29:18.000 years old. It's one of those things that they're they're trauma bar like I 439 00:29:18.119 --> 00:29:22.960 I've been in a similar not the same dynamic at all, but meaning that 440 00:29:22.440 --> 00:29:27.319 trauma happened, trauma time and better. Yeah. Yeah, and once I 441 00:29:27.319 --> 00:29:32.319 got better, it was like apparent it was like, oh her and I 442 00:29:32.799 --> 00:29:37.359 the girl we were not compatible. We were it was we was okay to 443 00:29:37.400 --> 00:29:40.440 hang out with. But this is like it was one of those things where's 444 00:29:40.440 --> 00:29:42.200 I come on like, well, we both knew were like, we're both 445 00:29:42.279 --> 00:29:47.119 good, we'd be we'd better be, would be better as friends, but 446 00:29:47.240 --> 00:29:51.599 not romantic partners. We don't get each other in that way. I've never 447 00:29:51.680 --> 00:29:57.559 had like that. Yeah, I mean it's good. I've had. I've 448 00:29:57.599 --> 00:30:03.640 had dramatic relationship chips. Those suck and I can't like that. They really 449 00:30:03.680 --> 00:30:07.279 make you have less energy for bush when you get older and like it make 450 00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:11.160 it kind of makes it kind of wears you out more than you need to 451 00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:15.039 be wearing out before you get to a certain point. I had one thing, 452 00:30:15.079 --> 00:30:19.000 like I briefly dated girl that I forgot about that yet just very briefly, 453 00:30:19.039 --> 00:30:22.680 where she was. She was all about she loved drama, like she 454 00:30:22.680 --> 00:30:26.920 couldn't live without it. She got me I don't yell, I'm not yelling, 455 00:30:26.039 --> 00:30:30.160 like actually yelling person, but she actually got me to that level a 456 00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:33.880 couple of times, and I was like, who the fun? Like what 457 00:30:33.920 --> 00:30:38.160 am I becoming? It was one of those things. Yeah, I only 458 00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:42.200 ever raised I only ever raised my voice. I only ever raised my voice 459 00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:45.720 once in my life in a relationship. And I remember being like, man, 460 00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:49.279 that's not good. That's not good. It's all it's bad because you 461 00:30:49.400 --> 00:30:53.920 feel insane. You feel insane. You're like after you go, you go, 462 00:30:53.960 --> 00:30:56.839 and you like storm out of a room and then you sit down wherever 463 00:30:56.839 --> 00:31:00.680 the fuck you sit down angrily. You're like, what the fuck am I 464 00:31:02.119 --> 00:31:07.359 doing right now? I'm knowing someone. It's crazy. It's a it's it 465 00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:10.640 is a fucked dynamic for people who are at the same age let alone some 466 00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:12.839 let alone a fucking fifty year old guy with a twenty you know what I 467 00:31:12.839 --> 00:31:17.720 mean, Like it's it's that is fucked as is, so to add this 468 00:31:17.839 --> 00:31:22.519 weird extra layer of just like and look, I'm not you see guy, 469 00:31:23.880 --> 00:31:32.440 cause I don't know, Like I look at seventeen, am I am I 470 00:31:32.759 --> 00:31:36.440 hitting? If Lady Goga hit hits me up at seventeen, I'm taking that, 471 00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:37.480 you know what I mean? And I know exactly what I'm doing. 472 00:31:38.000 --> 00:31:41.799 I know a million percent what I'm doing right, I'm not going to I 473 00:31:41.799 --> 00:31:45.000 don't like pretending like there's this like completely you know, like, oh, 474 00:31:45.319 --> 00:31:48.880 you have a very good idea what you're doing, right, I have a 475 00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:52.200 very good idea. I have a very solid idea. But what I'm doing 476 00:31:52.759 --> 00:31:56.200 yeah, but uh, at the same time, it's like I don't know, 477 00:31:56.319 --> 00:32:00.119 dude, Like a full on fucking relationship between a fifty year old in 478 00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:02.880 a twenty year old Like that's nuts. Like if you want to sling dick, 479 00:32:04.400 --> 00:32:06.319 if you want if you want to be like a fifty year old like 480 00:32:06.359 --> 00:32:09.799 movie star and like fool around with like a twenty one year old person, 481 00:32:09.839 --> 00:32:14.680 then leave the next day. Fucking whatever, dude, fucking have have at 482 00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:19.680 it. Yeah, that's weird, but it's significantly less strange than like, 483 00:32:19.920 --> 00:32:22.480 hey man, you're you just got out of college, let's build a life 484 00:32:22.480 --> 00:32:25.480 together. I'm gonna die in twenty years. Like, I don't know, 485 00:32:25.559 --> 00:32:30.359 it's fucking It's just that that whole level confuses the shit to me because I 486 00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:32.480 don't. I don't. I don't know, man, I don't. People 487 00:32:32.519 --> 00:32:36.599 people give Leo Leo DiCaprio a lot of shit for like dating people like in 488 00:32:36.599 --> 00:32:38.799 their late twenties, and it's like, I don't know, man, that's 489 00:32:38.839 --> 00:32:43.279 that's weird. Also, do what you do. You got to understand that, 490 00:32:44.200 --> 00:32:46.720 like he has a ton of money, it's all like there, there's 491 00:32:46.720 --> 00:32:52.720 no confusion on what's happening. The thing that is the if Boogie was ballin', 492 00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:55.640 like if he had wealth, they would they would be it would still 493 00:32:55.680 --> 00:33:00.599 be like morally kind of irreprehensible to a certain extent, but you would also 494 00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:02.400 understand the dynamic. He'd be like, oh, I see what's going on 495 00:33:02.519 --> 00:33:07.200 here as far as like this hick's here for the money. He's gonna die, 496 00:33:07.240 --> 00:33:10.599 so like I get it, but it's he's booking broke. He there 497 00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:15.599 he could never be wealthy, Boogie Boogie, he's crazy. He can't because 498 00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:20.160 he wasn't sounding right. That's what's crazy about it. It's like Boogie cannot 499 00:33:20.440 --> 00:33:24.039 be wealthy. Like he can't. It's physically fucking impossible. The amount of 500 00:33:24.039 --> 00:33:29.759 money that this dude, dude, he wasted. He spent seven hundred thousand 501 00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:35.640 dollars on what crypto? And then he spent two hundred thousand dollars on hookers. 502 00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:40.839 Dude, he could have spent a fracture of that money and lost a 503 00:33:40.880 --> 00:33:45.440 bunch of weight and just been attractive enough to attract a person, you know 504 00:33:45.480 --> 00:33:49.440 what I mean? Like he could have he had, he already had, 505 00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:53.119 Like, what are you wasting seven hundred thousand, Look you've got many, 506 00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:58.599 many hundreds of thousands of dollars, that's great. That is not wealthy enough 507 00:33:58.599 --> 00:34:05.440 for you to put half or most of it into fucking crypto? You're not? 508 00:34:06.839 --> 00:34:10.639 Now you what happened doing this right now? Of course? I don't 509 00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:14.960 worry what are they doing? What are they doing? What's going on over 510 00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:16.840 there? Bro, don't worry about it. Just fucking just turn your game 511 00:34:16.840 --> 00:34:19.599 down a little bit and pull your mic closer to your face. Will be 512 00:34:19.639 --> 00:34:27.719 good. I'm worry about it. It's just the lovely, the lovely people 513 00:34:27.760 --> 00:34:30.039 of Mexico are cutting the grass. A chill chill, chill, chill, 514 00:34:30.079 --> 00:34:32.239 chill, chill. The El Salvadorian we didn't hire Mexicans, Okay, the 515 00:34:34.119 --> 00:34:37.880 Central or South Americans? Whatever, there you go. Yeah, whichever I 516 00:34:37.920 --> 00:34:42.760 forgot where El Salvador is anyway? Is central? Yeah, I don't know. 517 00:34:43.079 --> 00:34:44.960 I don't know. I don't remember what I was saying, but yeah, 518 00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:46.760 well you were talking. You were specifically talking about the crypto because that 519 00:34:47.079 --> 00:34:53.039 it's one of those things where I it is. There's a couple of things 520 00:34:53.039 --> 00:34:58.639 that are so so people have asked him about certain things, like everybody was 521 00:34:58.639 --> 00:35:00.400 like, why the fun didn't you pay off for your A lot of people 522 00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:05.400 don't want to accept this answer, but I accept it because if he was 523 00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:07.880 planning on killing himself, which he's talked about, he was like, I'm 524 00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:14.159 done. He said, He's like, dead people don't own homes, So 525 00:35:14.800 --> 00:35:20.679 why am I gonna spend this money on paying off my house when I'm going 526 00:35:20.679 --> 00:35:24.480 to kill myself? And I'm like, that's actually fair that because if I'm 527 00:35:24.519 --> 00:35:30.000 thinking to myself too, if I have debt and I'm planning on offering myself 528 00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:31.559 the first thing. I'm not going with my money. I'm not gonna spend 529 00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:35.639 I'm gonna spend it on dumb shit. So essentially, if you want to 530 00:35:35.639 --> 00:35:37.800 know, like why he spends so much money on escorts, I think there 531 00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:42.920 has to be a connection where he thinking I'm gonna do the wildest stuff and 532 00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:45.119 live like I'm rich and then kill myself. And then, you know, 533 00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:51.480 like a lot of people do they they they get scared of of of facing 534 00:35:51.519 --> 00:35:53.760 that. Once they are actually like okay, it's time, then they're they're 535 00:35:54.039 --> 00:35:58.440 instincts kicking. We're like, I'm not gonna do that. That's that's scary. 536 00:35:58.920 --> 00:36:01.199 And then so then they're like, I'm gonna actually figure it out. 537 00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:05.679 Because to me, it's like a lot of people say it's a coward way 538 00:36:05.719 --> 00:36:08.880 out, a coward way out to kill yourself, but it's actually kind of 539 00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:15.159 the opposite. That's like self preservation runs through me so much that I cannot 540 00:36:15.159 --> 00:36:19.440 even fathom killing myself because it's a coward. It's a cowards way out. 541 00:36:19.519 --> 00:36:24.840 Specifically because the most of most people who are I understand, yeah, yeah, 542 00:36:25.119 --> 00:36:30.159 understand the sentiment, but I just feel like it's such a like man, 543 00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:34.159 I look at look at look at let's let's I'll put let's put it 544 00:36:34.119 --> 00:36:40.440 into perspective. People. Most people have trouble even uh giving themselves like taking 545 00:36:40.440 --> 00:36:46.000 a hyperdemic needble needle and jabbing themselves, like the idea of like doing something 546 00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:50.000 like inflicting or it's like it's like me, I do it, I do 547 00:36:50.039 --> 00:36:51.960 it. I do it once a week. Sometimes I used to do it 548 00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:55.920 twice a week when I was doing Then I cannot under any circumlot, I 549 00:36:55.920 --> 00:37:00.599 can't do it. That's so there's some because for some people, my brain 550 00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:06.719 tells my brain tells me no, like you cannot don't when I get my 551 00:37:06.760 --> 00:37:09.880 blood drawn. It like requires a lot of like a mental focus to just 552 00:37:09.920 --> 00:37:15.400 like allow that to happen. Like it really like when I was little, 553 00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:17.159 it used to scare me. Then I stopped scaring. It's not that it 554 00:37:17.239 --> 00:37:22.519 scares me, it's that it like it's very clearly like I know you would 555 00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:24.000 react like you like you put your arm back, you know, and then 556 00:37:24.519 --> 00:37:28.559 I just feel really tense. I feel really tense. I'm like fuck man, 557 00:37:28.599 --> 00:37:30.440 I was like, oh God, damn it, god, And I'm 558 00:37:30.440 --> 00:37:32.159 like under my breath. I'm just like, God, damn it, God 559 00:37:32.239 --> 00:37:36.880 the whole time, the whole time, Like I've I've been with like these 560 00:37:36.920 --> 00:37:43.079 people who like draw my blood and they're like, it's it's the I can't 561 00:37:43.079 --> 00:37:46.320 get the visual of like a Caprice on straw going through a packet out of 562 00:37:46.360 --> 00:37:50.519 my head, like yeah, when it's like the and then they're like the 563 00:37:50.559 --> 00:37:53.840 idea of like they're taking my blood. What fucking like my this is where 564 00:37:53.880 --> 00:37:58.360 my this is where my Republican brain kicks in, where it's like what the 565 00:37:58.360 --> 00:38:00.800 fuck do they need my blood for? What? The Yeah? I know, 566 00:38:00.920 --> 00:38:06.800 I know it's idiot. I understand, I understand, but it's like 567 00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:09.159 it's also just this level of like do you, like, do you need 568 00:38:09.199 --> 00:38:12.639 to help me? Really? Like what the fun? Like we we we 569 00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:15.079 went through so much history without doing this, Like do we need to do 570 00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:17.119 it? I need this, Like do I need you to take my blood? 571 00:38:17.679 --> 00:38:21.840 And like, also it doesn't help. It doesn't help the fact that 572 00:38:21.880 --> 00:38:24.800 every single time I mean, this is I guess obviously to thank thank goodness 573 00:38:24.800 --> 00:38:29.119 I have my health, I guess, but every single time I do it, 574 00:38:29.159 --> 00:38:31.119 there's nothing wrong. So it feels like the fucking way just feels like 575 00:38:31.119 --> 00:38:36.519 they've stolen my blood for no reason. So I have it might it might 576 00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:37.880 be gone for the most part because of the fact I have like fucking good 577 00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:42.360 skin. But I would play a lighter game with people, and no one 578 00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:46.199 could beat me at that game. I don't because I don't because I have 579 00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:50.280 a good pain tolerance as well. That's crazy, because I've been getting hurt 580 00:38:50.320 --> 00:38:52.119 since I was a little I have a good pain tolerance. I'm like, 581 00:38:53.000 --> 00:38:59.000 I have a good pain tolerance for specific pain, like like I can take 582 00:38:59.039 --> 00:39:02.760 a beating, but but sharp shit I notice immediately, like if I get 583 00:39:02.760 --> 00:39:06.079 a cut, like if I get like a paper cut or something like, 584 00:39:06.119 --> 00:39:08.599 I'm feeling that for hours and it really bothers me and it hurts like hell. 585 00:39:08.920 --> 00:39:12.639 But I could get decked in the fing I could. I could break 586 00:39:12.639 --> 00:39:15.519 my nose literally in a boxing ring in front of millions of people, and 587 00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:19.000 I'm partying like immediately afterwards, you know what I mean. Well, there's 588 00:39:19.039 --> 00:39:22.519 the adrenaline aspect of that too, that problem, but also just like straight 589 00:39:22.599 --> 00:39:30.440 up like could you also immediately no, like it's it's because it's happened, 590 00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:36.440 It's happened also before, like I've I've I don't remember if I fracture, 591 00:39:36.519 --> 00:39:38.719 I did something that just came I beat you up. No, I did 592 00:39:38.719 --> 00:39:42.400 something fuck to my ankle at some point where like I landed on it wrong 593 00:39:42.440 --> 00:39:45.480 and I heard a crack and then I just walked back up the stairs and 594 00:39:45.559 --> 00:39:47.079 just kind of laid down. I was like that sucks, you know, 595 00:39:47.519 --> 00:39:52.440 but like, yeah, it's house one time. That's when it was. 596 00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:54.320 It was like it was the day that we were having that party, you 597 00:39:54.320 --> 00:39:58.400 remember. Yeah, I fucked my ankle up so bad and I didn't go 598 00:39:58.440 --> 00:40:00.559 to the hospital or anything. I just kind of waited for to go away. 599 00:40:00.679 --> 00:40:01.840 I'm fine, by the way. Totally would have been a waste, 600 00:40:02.079 --> 00:40:04.920 That's what I'm saying. It's like it just would have been a waste for 601 00:40:04.960 --> 00:40:07.280 me to go to the fucking hospital like everybody was telling me to do. 602 00:40:07.679 --> 00:40:10.480 I walk and run, completely fine. But it's just been a bunch of 603 00:40:10.519 --> 00:40:14.360 money for no fucking reason, just to tell me things that I've that I 604 00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:19.400 already know you're gonna steal my blood like mosquito. So those small moments when 605 00:40:19.440 --> 00:40:22.760 you go there and you get checked up, they don't cost anything. I 606 00:40:22.800 --> 00:40:27.840 hate insurance. Man insurance. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Man. 607 00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:30.039 I was good, dude. I was good because you know, with 608 00:40:30.039 --> 00:40:35.920 with the job that I have, uh, I would my my ag I 609 00:40:35.960 --> 00:40:40.960 would would be just on the threshold of being considered poor like my justice gross 610 00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:45.880 income they I would be just on the right there. I would always make 611 00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:51.599 it like Derek Blackman, one of our homeless listeners. Basically, it was 612 00:40:51.639 --> 00:40:52.519 like, oh, hey, guys, I'm in the poverty line. So 613 00:40:52.559 --> 00:40:57.519 then I would have a government insurance. I would have like so what I'd 614 00:40:57.519 --> 00:41:00.760 had a I'd had a medical in Calli and I had medical here in Nevada. 615 00:41:01.119 --> 00:41:07.119 Now guess what I got fucking married? My wife has an okay job. 616 00:41:07.400 --> 00:41:10.880 And then they kicked my ass off insurance. I was like, yo, 617 00:41:12.519 --> 00:41:15.159 And not only did they do that insult to insult to injury, bro 618 00:41:15.280 --> 00:41:19.920 insult to injury. Uh So, I've been dealing with some pretty fucked up 619 00:41:19.960 --> 00:41:23.320 problems, one of them caused by my wisdom teeth that need to be pulled 620 00:41:23.320 --> 00:41:28.360 out that and get so, my my thing was gonna be this month, 621 00:41:28.440 --> 00:41:30.639 and then I've been having some crazy stomach issue that I'm like, God, 622 00:41:30.639 --> 00:41:34.920 I hope it's not cancer or something. On the first in November, on 623 00:41:34.960 --> 00:41:38.039 the first of November. I was supposed get an endoscopy that was the same 624 00:41:38.159 --> 00:41:42.079 day got kicked off my insurance. They were like, oh, hey, 625 00:41:42.119 --> 00:41:45.079 your shit's not renewing on the first and I'm like, yo, but I 626 00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:47.079 have a fucking procedure and they're like, sorry, bitch, And I'm like, 627 00:41:47.960 --> 00:41:52.159 and I talked to everybody something I do, Like do you think I 628 00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:54.480 asked them, what fucking year do you think this is just because my wife 629 00:41:54.480 --> 00:41:57.800 makes a certain amount of money, Like, does that mean that I just 630 00:41:57.840 --> 00:42:00.400 have access to it? Like all that shit just belongs to me? First 631 00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:07.639 of all. I mean, if I would have considered that, I would 632 00:42:07.679 --> 00:42:09.320 have like, probably, well, no, we had to get married. 633 00:42:09.360 --> 00:42:14.960 But the idea is I would have probably. I don't know what I would 634 00:42:14.960 --> 00:42:17.239 have done. All I know is that it it fucked me in the ass. 635 00:42:17.599 --> 00:42:22.559 And then because of how much we make together, even if I the 636 00:42:22.960 --> 00:42:24.639 sub dude, Okay, so check this out. The subsidy that they were 637 00:42:24.639 --> 00:42:30.079 gonna give me. They were like, okay, the only for me to 638 00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:32.880 keep my same doctors. There was only one plan available and it was gonna 639 00:42:32.880 --> 00:42:36.320 be like three hundred a month, like the premium. I was like, 640 00:42:36.440 --> 00:42:39.480 that's crazy. And then the subsidy that they were gonna give me, Like 641 00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:42.400 they're like, all right, this is how much you guys make together. 642 00:42:43.119 --> 00:42:46.400 The only subsidy we can give you is sixty dollars off. And I was 643 00:42:46.519 --> 00:42:51.360 like, God, I hate I sucked my fucking dick, suck my fucking 644 00:42:51.440 --> 00:42:54.920 dick. I hate insurance so much. Just bro, I have so much, 645 00:42:54.960 --> 00:42:59.159 Bro, Just fucking just I would. And I say, this is 646 00:42:59.199 --> 00:43:02.599 somebody who just ran about taxes earlier. Just raise the fucking I'm getting fucked 647 00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:07.800 anyway. Okay, I'm getting fucked anyway on tax day. Fuck me a 648 00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:10.360 little more, and just like free me from this bullshit where you're gonna, 649 00:43:10.519 --> 00:43:14.039 oh, you're gonna get kicked off if you if you get married, or 650 00:43:14.079 --> 00:43:16.519 you're gonna or like oh well this doesn't cover this, or like oh, 651 00:43:16.559 --> 00:43:19.679 you have a job here, so you have it, but like if you 652 00:43:19.679 --> 00:43:23.719 get fired then you lose it. Oh. It's just all fucking so goddamn 653 00:43:23.880 --> 00:43:30.199 stupid. And it's so antithetical to the idea that Americans have of freedom at 654 00:43:30.199 --> 00:43:36.079 all. It is so restrictive, it is so bullshit. I don't know, 655 00:43:36.079 --> 00:43:37.400 man, it was that is the one thing. It's like I'm sorry. 656 00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:39.760 I'm sorry. Listen, I'm sorry, with all due respects. If 657 00:43:39.760 --> 00:43:44.880 you're if you're if you're if you're a Republican listening to this and you don't 658 00:43:44.960 --> 00:43:47.800 understand why people are passionate about free health care, you are fucking insane. 659 00:43:49.159 --> 00:43:54.079 You are absolutely fucking dafncare. I don't understand the infrastructure. Free healthcare in 660 00:43:54.119 --> 00:43:58.679 European countries would not work in America. Yes it would so, no it 661 00:43:58.679 --> 00:44:00.000 wouldn't. It would, It wouldn't. But just make it work. No, 662 00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:05.239 it would make it work. It's like it would, it would, 663 00:44:05.360 --> 00:44:07.559 it would. It would for the same reason that any of it works, 664 00:44:07.559 --> 00:44:10.199 which is that you build for it. It's like, oh, well, 665 00:44:10.199 --> 00:44:15.199 now that this is in place, now we have all this fucking this, 666 00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:20.079 this income from literally everybody. Let's build hospitals, Let's get more, let's 667 00:44:20.119 --> 00:44:23.360 get more people fucking in this in Let's do all this ship people people were 668 00:44:23.360 --> 00:44:29.559 attached appropriately, if people are taxed appropriately. And but see, like it 669 00:44:29.599 --> 00:44:31.840 would work as long as we were taxed appropriately, if people were and here's 670 00:44:31.840 --> 00:44:35.159 the thing, because I know we all know what happens, we all know 671 00:44:35.199 --> 00:44:37.760 what's happening to the Republican base. They're being lied to. It's like oh 672 00:44:37.840 --> 00:44:39.719 this, this is that, freedom, this is and that. But then 673 00:44:40.039 --> 00:44:44.480 because of their medical bills, because of everything else, they pay infinitely more. 674 00:44:44.840 --> 00:44:49.440 Then it's like, hey, guys, what no, No, I 675 00:44:49.760 --> 00:44:53.880 just got excited because I just wanted to talk about random santiss heels. We'll 676 00:44:53.920 --> 00:45:00.199 transition like all I just want to all I want to say is all we 677 00:45:00.360 --> 00:45:04.400 have to do is pay like a meal more collectively, like in taxes. 678 00:45:05.119 --> 00:45:07.599 And then literally it's one of those things that and here's the thing. Every 679 00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:12.559 time those there's all these people that go out and do street interviews that go 680 00:45:12.599 --> 00:45:15.599 to Trump realize and go whatever, and they ask these people what is the 681 00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:19.760 thing that's bothered in the most? Almost nine times out of ten, they're 682 00:45:19.960 --> 00:45:23.599 bothered by their health insurance due they're mad that the government's not taking care of 683 00:45:23.639 --> 00:45:29.360 them. Want to pull your you makes them want to pull your hair out 684 00:45:29.400 --> 00:45:32.239 that it's like, guys, you keep saying this is bothering you, but 685 00:45:32.320 --> 00:45:37.719 you keep voting for the fucking problem, and it it baffles me to the 686 00:45:37.719 --> 00:45:43.760 point where I'm like, guys, you I don't know what to do at 687 00:45:43.760 --> 00:45:46.760 this point. You we all want the same thing. Every red blooded American 688 00:45:46.800 --> 00:45:53.639 wants the same fucking thing. But I'm a red blooded American. I believe 689 00:45:53.679 --> 00:45:58.119 in freedom. I love the freedom that I have to. Uh, you 690 00:45:58.159 --> 00:46:00.480 know when I work somewhere that I fucking hate because I have to because if 691 00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:06.000 I don't work there, I'll get I can't afford to get sick, and 692 00:46:06.039 --> 00:46:09.239 I might die and go bankrupt because I get sick. That's a that sounds 693 00:46:09.239 --> 00:46:13.159 like freedom to me. I don't know. This is always the same thing 694 00:46:13.239 --> 00:46:15.920 cited to where it's like, oh, well, medicine so expensive. We 695 00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:20.519 can't we can't expect everybody pays like medicine isn't expensive. Medicine is fucking astoundingly 696 00:46:20.599 --> 00:46:25.920 cheap. Actually the markup through insurance is expensive. Yeah, that's true, 697 00:46:27.039 --> 00:46:31.840 but like if you didn't have every insurance then that wouldn't matter and everything. 698 00:46:31.880 --> 00:46:35.639 I don't know, man, this whole thing fucking pisses. It makes me 699 00:46:35.719 --> 00:46:40.639 so so I have several friends and family members and pharmaceuticals. When you go 700 00:46:40.679 --> 00:46:45.440 and you buy medicine, a medicine, medicine costs X, right, yeah, 701 00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:50.000 so be sold from a place it'll cost increase more. When you swipe 702 00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:54.000 your insurance card. Money is being taken during from your insurance card. The 703 00:46:54.039 --> 00:46:59.360 place makes a little bit of money and the vast bulk of the price just 704 00:46:59.400 --> 00:47:01.679 goes to it insurance company. Yeah, it doesn't even it doesn't even go 705 00:47:01.719 --> 00:47:05.840 to the people. It doesn't even go to the people making the medicine or 706 00:47:05.880 --> 00:47:09.840 anything. It's crazy. It's so out, it's so crazy. It is 707 00:47:09.880 --> 00:47:15.199 an expensive field. But it's an expensive field. It's an expensive field in 708 00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:20.800 research and development. It's it's incredibly expensive to research and test medicine. It 709 00:47:20.920 --> 00:47:24.840 is not expensive to create it. And because of that, and because of 710 00:47:24.880 --> 00:47:30.119 turning a fucking profit is the most important thing, they will research and develop 711 00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:35.760 things that are less important. There will be things that are way less important 712 00:47:35.760 --> 00:47:37.000 because it's going to turn more of a profit. I'm like, bro, 713 00:47:37.360 --> 00:47:40.679 so there are millions of people who could have been saved if you would have 714 00:47:40.719 --> 00:47:45.519 researched X. And it's like when you we got to talk about around the 715 00:47:45.519 --> 00:47:51.360 sands shoes. I'm getting upset, I mean really dumb. It's really dumb 716 00:47:51.360 --> 00:47:55.679 and disheartened because it makes you, it makes you want to just anny at 717 00:47:55.719 --> 00:48:00.960 least of course, it makes you just want to know I like them. 718 00:48:00.079 --> 00:48:08.679 I'm getting I'm physically getting hot. I want to like what maybe but people 719 00:48:08.719 --> 00:48:15.639 still have the addacy to be like my cousin's dying from cancer and some nigga's 720 00:48:15.679 --> 00:48:19.920 gonna be like, well you should have had a better job or something. 721 00:48:19.920 --> 00:48:24.119 I'm just like, you know, out eat your daughter. You know what 722 00:48:24.239 --> 00:48:30.119 sucks is that like a lot of these people, your family, you just 723 00:48:30.199 --> 00:48:31.320 you know, a lot of those people are like slaving away jobs and they 724 00:48:31.320 --> 00:48:36.599 hate that are that they are keeping purely because or at least very highly because 725 00:48:36.920 --> 00:48:38.760 well they need it because their insurance is tied to it. And that's that's 726 00:48:38.760 --> 00:48:40.679 not freedom. I don't know, I don't know what to say, Like, 727 00:48:40.679 --> 00:48:44.079 that's not freedom. You should be free to just go and do the 728 00:48:44.159 --> 00:48:46.880 job that you want to do. What you want to do is health care 729 00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:51.480 shouldn't be kept hostage. But anyway, whatever Joe's talking about, run the 730 00:48:51.480 --> 00:48:54.960 Santa talk about I' getting fucking You know what I had in my head. 731 00:48:54.960 --> 00:48:58.400 I had the thought of just like beating one of these people up and then 732 00:48:58.400 --> 00:49:00.880 watching them go into an ambulance and get the bill for it. But and 733 00:49:00.880 --> 00:49:06.519 then then that convinces them not right right. Well, for me, the 734 00:49:06.599 --> 00:49:12.119 idea is opening my mouth, unhinging my job and slowly having like little dark 735 00:49:12.199 --> 00:49:15.000 inklin tendrils come out of my mouth and pull them into my stomach. Three 736 00:49:15.000 --> 00:49:20.400 thousand dollars, by the way, three thousand dollars for an ambulance right in 737 00:49:20.480 --> 00:49:24.360 New York, no matter how far so, yeah, in New York City. 738 00:49:24.400 --> 00:49:29.320 And that was and that, by the way, was ten years ago, 739 00:49:29.880 --> 00:49:31.000 so I don't even know what the fuck it is now. I would 740 00:49:31.039 --> 00:49:36.840 love but dude, Jojo fucking all I hear is and I'm getting a little 741 00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:38.000 tired of it, to be honest. But I also understand at the same 742 00:49:38.039 --> 00:49:44.440 time, because Jojo was experiencing American health care and must be so embarrassing. 743 00:49:44.519 --> 00:49:47.679 She fucking oh my god, Like she was just like and I feel like, 744 00:49:47.679 --> 00:49:51.679 there's I don't know what the hell's going. So the only option for 745 00:49:51.719 --> 00:49:53.760 me, long story short, is to get on her insurance. And the 746 00:49:53.800 --> 00:49:57.480 amount of problems that she had, I'm like, why the fuck would I 747 00:49:57.480 --> 00:50:00.280 want to get on your insurance? Your shit sucks? But like, I 748 00:50:00.360 --> 00:50:06.119 literally have no other option because they won't even subsidize me because the plan is 749 00:50:06.159 --> 00:50:09.679 lower than they would they would say, it's considered affordable in their eyes. 750 00:50:10.119 --> 00:50:14.000 It's considered affordable, even if you're a poor piece of shit. They're like, 751 00:50:14.199 --> 00:50:15.639 well, what you guys would pay monthly is considered affordable. So the 752 00:50:15.639 --> 00:50:21.840 government wouldn't even subsidize any private insurance that you bought. Anyway, she just 753 00:50:21.880 --> 00:50:23.960 wanted to like, hey, I got an operation on my fuck like I 754 00:50:24.039 --> 00:50:27.840 got a major operation back in Lithuanian. I just want to follow up, 755 00:50:27.880 --> 00:50:30.800 like an ultrasound from an obgyn. And they'm just like, all right, 756 00:50:30.840 --> 00:50:37.760 cool, two hundred bucks. And she's excuse meait two hundred dollars for a 757 00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:40.360 fucking ultrasound. Yeah, it's the problem. And I was me, I 758 00:50:40.400 --> 00:50:45.119 was like, wait, is that is that real? After the fucking coopey? 759 00:50:45.320 --> 00:50:47.400 Is that after the deductible? Yes, it is. And I'm just 760 00:50:47.400 --> 00:50:51.400 like, bro, I'm fucking like, I'm like, she's bitching, and 761 00:50:51.440 --> 00:50:52.840 I'm just like, yeah, I know, I know, I know. 762 00:50:53.199 --> 00:50:55.800 It sucks here, I get it. You don't have to rub it in 763 00:50:55.800 --> 00:50:59.360 your face that you don't fucking Yeah, if you don't want to wait a 764 00:50:59.440 --> 00:51:02.519 little bit longer, you can play pay privately. But it still doesn't cost 765 00:51:02.519 --> 00:51:05.920 an arm in the leg, which is fucked up. So you just go, 766 00:51:05.960 --> 00:51:07.840 okay, I'm gonna go to private I'm gonna go to a private practice 767 00:51:08.320 --> 00:51:12.079 and then like pay, Like say, if you're gonna get all your wisdom 768 00:51:12.079 --> 00:51:15.239 teth pulled out, you'll probably pay like seven hundred euros instead of like five 769 00:51:15.280 --> 00:51:17.320 thousand dollars or some shit. You know what I mean. It's like one 770 00:51:17.320 --> 00:51:20.760 of those things where it's I guess the equivalent of going to Mexico to get 771 00:51:20.760 --> 00:51:22.679 your work done. It's kind of like that, like people drive away to 772 00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:25.719 Mexico get dentill work done and all that shit. But it's so funny. 773 00:51:25.760 --> 00:51:30.639 It's so funny too because like like I know so many people. I know 774 00:51:30.719 --> 00:51:32.800 so many people who like are look man, they got money, right, 775 00:51:34.039 --> 00:51:36.960 And then they talk about how like oh yeah, I went to like Dubai 776 00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:39.639 to get this this procedure done, or like I went to like you know, 777 00:51:39.880 --> 00:51:42.840 x Y, like all these places. I'm like why, It's like 778 00:51:42.840 --> 00:51:46.519 because it's cheaper and literally better, So like why would I not do it? 779 00:51:46.519 --> 00:51:54.199 It's like goddada, Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm thinking about getting 780 00:51:54.199 --> 00:51:57.760 my teeth pulled in another country. But we'll see. But let's talk about 781 00:51:57.800 --> 00:52:00.039 you. I would we have to we have to talk about yeah, you 782 00:52:00.079 --> 00:52:04.719 gotta talk about we gotta talk about a Sanda's brother and is fucking dude, 783 00:52:04.760 --> 00:52:08.239 it is so crazy that it's I guess it's just crazy that he's lying about 784 00:52:08.239 --> 00:52:14.239 it. It's a shoe. If he's not lying, then he's the most 785 00:52:14.519 --> 00:52:17.840 he's the He has the strangest body I've ever fucking seen. Like that guy 786 00:52:19.039 --> 00:52:25.719 is clearly wearing heels, like ridiculous heels, like he's so I don't know, 787 00:52:25.800 --> 00:52:30.519 man. I saw videos of him just like walking and then like the 788 00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:34.840 shoe bends and there's clearly nothing in the end of the shoe. There's nothing 789 00:52:34.920 --> 00:52:40.400 there. It's like he's clearly wearing those things that make you like inches taller 790 00:52:42.199 --> 00:52:45.880 because he knows there's that whole stigma of being a short president. You're most 791 00:52:45.960 --> 00:52:50.960 likely not gonna win. If you're not above six foot, you're probably not 792 00:52:50.960 --> 00:52:52.199 gonna win. And the thing is, he says that he's like five eleven, 793 00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:57.639 which means he's actually probably like five eight, he's five fucking six. 794 00:52:57.719 --> 00:53:00.599 Probably he's probably he's probably he's probably fucking looked at being short. Star Is 795 00:53:00.599 --> 00:53:07.199 that a thing president? Yes? Absolutely, Historically, I think if not 796 00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:10.079 all presidents, like the vast majority of them have been over six foot, 797 00:53:10.960 --> 00:53:15.599 beginning with Washington, tall guy who Nixon wasn't a very tall guy. Well, 798 00:53:15.679 --> 00:53:19.480 I don't know how tall Nixon was. Well look them up and how 799 00:53:19.519 --> 00:53:23.760 tall they were. But I'm saying that foot exactly. Really, yeah, 800 00:53:24.119 --> 00:53:29.719 like it, it's a thing. Biden's over six foot, Trump's over six 801 00:53:29.760 --> 00:53:34.440 foot, Obama's over six foot. Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Carter is probably the 802 00:53:34.440 --> 00:53:37.119 shortest president that we had. And he's but that's only like in nine because 803 00:53:37.159 --> 00:53:42.079 he's because he's old and he's shrunk. Said, but he's like nine seven, 804 00:53:42.880 --> 00:53:49.039 Yeah, nine you hear you? At nine seven? You you can 805 00:53:49.360 --> 00:53:54.440 you're not affected by terrestrial winds anymore. Upper wind is bothering you. Yeah, 806 00:53:54.519 --> 00:54:00.400 so so. But Jimmy Carter apparently was was at least five ten, 807 00:54:00.679 --> 00:54:04.719 which is not I do want to. I don't want to. I do 808 00:54:04.800 --> 00:54:07.400 have a bone. I want to have. I have a bone to pick. 809 00:54:07.679 --> 00:54:14.920 I have a boont bone. Enough with the appropriation of just short culture, 810 00:54:14.960 --> 00:54:19.320 with this like oh short King, I got you got five ten people 811 00:54:19.360 --> 00:54:24.079 saying, oh short King, you are not short, You're just not tall. 812 00:54:24.599 --> 00:54:30.480 You're fucking default. You are not You've got your nothing. Okay, 813 00:54:30.639 --> 00:54:35.000 you're not short because you're not six foot, You're just not tall. Get 814 00:54:35.039 --> 00:54:40.239 over it. Annoying. It's annoying because it's just it's annoying because it's like 815 00:54:40.239 --> 00:54:43.920 there are people who, like Rhonda Sants who wear it, wear heels to 816 00:54:44.039 --> 00:54:45.159 like pretend to not be a shortest, and it's like, you're such a 817 00:54:45.159 --> 00:54:50.719 pussy dude. I'm out here. I'm out here five before every single day, 818 00:54:51.119 --> 00:54:54.119 fucking brave in the world, completely fine and un bothered. You're you're 819 00:54:54.199 --> 00:54:59.280 you're running, you're running for president, and you have to wear heels. 820 00:55:00.280 --> 00:55:07.519 That's fucking embarrassing. I want to embarrassed. I could never embarrassing. Yeah, 821 00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:10.039 more embarrassing than like Trump warring like a corset or whatever to like suck 822 00:55:10.079 --> 00:55:15.480 in his gut or whatever the fuck A million percent more embarrassing a million percent. 823 00:55:15.440 --> 00:55:19.599 It's so fucking ridiculous. And the way he walks around the way he 824 00:55:19.639 --> 00:55:23.920 walks around the debate stage is so clearly like it's like watching a fucking grasshopper 825 00:55:23.960 --> 00:55:28.719 on stilts. It's the most unnatural thing I've ever seen in my life. 826 00:55:29.119 --> 00:55:35.199 Were just is just way he is fucked by the way. I think this 827 00:55:35.280 --> 00:55:39.320 is completely fucked, like even like completely no Trump, Trump is gonna solo 828 00:55:39.360 --> 00:55:45.599 him, but I think even anybody else would like even that guy like sucks 829 00:55:45.960 --> 00:55:49.320 is more popular than Rhonda Sandis, I think, like, which is not 830 00:55:49.480 --> 00:55:54.000 crazy, but in like spirit that's crazy though if you really think about it, 831 00:55:54.000 --> 00:56:00.159 because Vivek sucks. Did you see when he didn't goblin when he it 832 00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:05.840 is like Spotify thing? Oh it was, and he put like twenty five 833 00:56:05.920 --> 00:56:09.599 percent, twenty five percent of this man's like top eight like he I can't 834 00:56:09.599 --> 00:56:14.039 remember what magazine asked these these these people to do, like a like make 835 00:56:14.039 --> 00:56:19.039 a playlist, what's your what's your ideal playlist? U insidential candidate fucking vec 836 00:56:19.119 --> 00:56:22.599 Rana swam semass Me or whatever. I don't know his name. Uh, 837 00:56:22.639 --> 00:56:30.199 And he twenty five percent of it is imagined dragons. That is fucking insane. 838 00:56:30.599 --> 00:56:35.000 How can I get him? How can I get to him? How 839 00:56:35.000 --> 00:56:40.079 can I get that? Like how he's case come on our podcast? Yeah? 840 00:56:40.400 --> 00:56:44.239 Oh my god, would that be so fucking Hillio. He had talked 841 00:56:44.280 --> 00:56:46.199 to him, He was like, let's get that, would come on this 842 00:56:46.239 --> 00:56:50.679 podcast, Let's get it. Yeah, just out of desperation, let's let's 843 00:56:50.719 --> 00:56:52.679 get him just be like, hey, but what's up? Like, how 844 00:56:52.719 --> 00:56:54.400 you doing? We're we're we're all political, we're all look us up. 845 00:56:54.400 --> 00:57:00.760 It says we're right supremacist. Uh you know we uh come on our show. 846 00:57:00.920 --> 00:57:04.880 And then the first thing was like, sofa vec, why do you 847 00:57:04.920 --> 00:57:07.880 suck so hard? Like why is it that you suck? Why are you 848 00:57:07.960 --> 00:57:13.639 just I don't know anything about a yeah, yeah, I don't know anything 849 00:57:13.679 --> 00:57:15.159 about you. I don't even know your policies. I don't even know. 850 00:57:15.199 --> 00:57:19.280 I don't even really know where you stand on most things, but I know 851 00:57:19.400 --> 00:57:22.480 you suck. Why is that? Why do you suck? The moment I 852 00:57:22.599 --> 00:57:29.519 saw you, my stomach started hurting? Why is that true? I felt 853 00:57:29.519 --> 00:57:34.360 the way I felt The way I felt seeing you for the first time was 854 00:57:34.400 --> 00:57:37.440 I imagine the way that like a witch feels when they see a cross, 855 00:57:37.679 --> 00:57:40.079 you know, like or like a or like a like a vampire when the 856 00:57:40.119 --> 00:57:45.920 son, yeah, I don't know, when they make the wolves take the 857 00:57:45.119 --> 00:57:49.000 wolves take that poison and they tell me start hurt? Why did you do 858 00:57:49.079 --> 00:57:52.800 that to me? Why answer? Can I say something? Can I just 859 00:57:52.840 --> 00:57:55.039 can I just real quick, kingson, is your gain still down from when 860 00:57:55.079 --> 00:57:59.039 they were doing that? Ship it is. Turn it a little bit up. 861 00:57:59.480 --> 00:58:04.559 You are very far away from nor Mic too. You're very quiet. 862 00:58:05.159 --> 00:58:07.000 Okay, so thirty four minutes back to where it was. Don't blast us 863 00:58:07.000 --> 00:58:13.119 in the fucking ass with with your disgusting voice. Where are you all? 864 00:58:13.199 --> 00:58:20.599 Right? There? You go shop? So I put I put a time. 865 00:58:21.039 --> 00:58:23.239 You make me want to hurt people so bad? How your face makes 866 00:58:23.239 --> 00:58:30.280 me want to hurt people. I put a head, put a little thing 867 00:58:30.760 --> 00:58:34.119 because you know what xenomorpha. Yeah, I put h I put in times 868 00:58:34.159 --> 00:58:37.320 so that so that you can like just know when to boost the you know 869 00:58:37.360 --> 00:58:40.400 what I mean? Gotcha? Gotcha? Gotcha for him? Anyway? Yeah, 870 00:58:40.440 --> 00:58:44.679 I don't know. Yeah, the the debate, I'm going to hit 871 00:58:44.760 --> 00:58:46.639 up his rep. Yeah, hit up his rep. See if he'll come 872 00:58:46.679 --> 00:58:51.719 on the show, send him this clip, send him clip specifically. Yeah, 873 00:58:51.800 --> 00:58:57.119 yeah, would you care to come on this show and answer this question? 874 00:58:57.480 --> 00:59:00.159 Chris Christie has been hitting the low key. I don't know. I 875 00:59:00.199 --> 00:59:05.960 don't like at all, but no one does. Yeah right, yeah that's 876 00:59:06.119 --> 00:59:10.400 Jersey. Got didn't he like blow up calls fat and he's like three pounds 877 00:59:10.440 --> 00:59:14.280 heavier than Trump, and Trump's like, don't call him a fat pig. 878 00:59:14.719 --> 00:59:19.760 That's meant Christie. Fat little boy, fat little re Todd boy, Chris, 879 00:59:19.800 --> 00:59:22.519 Christie. Look at this fat little Todd. I hate this boy. 880 00:59:22.599 --> 00:59:28.000 I hate him so much. He's got shake checks drippling down his little gullt 881 00:59:29.360 --> 00:59:32.599 Look at him, he's eating those chicken bikes. Look at his fat littley 882 00:59:32.719 --> 00:59:37.840 tide, Fat little y Todd. Chris bothered me so much as that Trump 883 00:59:37.960 --> 00:59:43.559 is such a walking post to be made fun of too. He's so easy 884 00:59:43.599 --> 00:59:46.440 to make fun of. Why does no one ever like I guess because people 885 00:59:46.440 --> 00:59:52.679 are trying to be like sort of respectable politician. I think they're afraid the 886 00:59:52.719 --> 00:59:54.480 people Okay, so hold on. The people on his side are afraid to 887 00:59:54.480 --> 00:59:58.880 make fun of him because he's he's essentially he essentially has a cult and the 888 00:59:59.079 --> 01:00:02.639 people outside of it are just really bad at it because they're fucking boring. 889 01:00:04.400 --> 01:00:07.079 Uh So it's like, actually, I think, yeah, Shane Shane, 890 01:00:07.199 --> 01:00:10.840 Shane Gillis has a great has a great trump bit where he talks about like, 891 01:00:12.280 --> 01:00:15.400 oh my gosh, looks pretty funny. He's he's pretty great. I 892 01:00:15.400 --> 01:00:17.360 like him. He's like people say, he's like a right wing even if 893 01:00:17.360 --> 01:00:22.079 he is, like what he's whatever he is, he's really subtly, subtly 894 01:00:22.320 --> 01:00:27.639 he's not he's enough. He's American, I suppost. I can say he's 895 01:00:27.639 --> 01:00:30.639 definitely a very pro American guy. I like him. I like him his 896 01:00:30.639 --> 01:00:34.000 trumpet where he's like trump would be hunny to see gets shot because like the 897 01:00:34.000 --> 01:00:38.440 sound he would make it like like it's just a dumb joke, but it's 898 01:00:38.440 --> 01:00:42.360 like it works. So I don't know, man, I think, uh 899 01:00:43.199 --> 01:00:45.880 fat little Dad, Chris. It's I just want. I want people like 900 01:00:45.920 --> 01:00:52.800 say, there's a big reaction when that that broad called vivid scum. That's 901 01:00:52.880 --> 01:00:58.599 what I want. That's exactly want collapse, man, because because she brought 902 01:00:58.639 --> 01:01:02.639 like her daughter into because it's because he's like, I'm TikTok and ship your 903 01:01:02.679 --> 01:01:06.559 daughter uses TikTok, and I follow her, and I go into her fucking 904 01:01:06.880 --> 01:01:09.280 info and I click on all those links. I click on all the links 905 01:01:09.320 --> 01:01:13.119 in her, in her, in your daughter's bio, and I check on 906 01:01:13.159 --> 01:01:15.119 every single thing. And your daughter's on TikTok. Did you know that fucking 907 01:01:15.159 --> 01:01:20.400 weird thing to bring up in a debate? Fucking bizarre as she goes your 908 01:01:20.519 --> 01:01:22.719 schot, But what was the thing that Chris Christy said, like he said, 909 01:01:22.719 --> 01:01:29.239 he called back like chat GP this chat GPT fucking I don't remember. 910 01:01:29.239 --> 01:01:32.079 I don't remember what it was, but he's been good. My favorite part 911 01:01:32.119 --> 01:01:37.880 he was going hard on the paint on because everybody was before he even said 912 01:01:37.920 --> 01:01:40.760 anything, people were just booing him. And what I liked about it he 913 01:01:40.960 --> 01:01:45.760 was eating the energy like he was like you saw him like actually inhaling it 914 01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:51.280 and getting fatter. He was like he was getting strong, like yeah, 915 01:01:51.280 --> 01:01:55.079 he was he wasting strong what I want, he was getting stronger from all 916 01:01:55.079 --> 01:01:58.840 this year, which is awesome. Yeah. Yeah, I love being hated, 917 01:01:58.880 --> 01:02:02.159 bro. If you can thrive off hatred, like you become a stronger 918 01:02:02.239 --> 01:02:06.519 being, Like I know it sounds like real. That's not even a joke, 919 01:02:06.559 --> 01:02:08.599 man Like people make a ton of money off of being like sincerely hated. 920 01:02:08.880 --> 01:02:15.599 Like it's like people like this people people hate what you call it on 921 01:02:15.679 --> 01:02:22.039 people, it's called it's called the heel and exactly the heels are invinced they're 922 01:02:22.199 --> 01:02:27.639 invincible and the ship like like the best hill of all time. I would 923 01:02:27.679 --> 01:02:30.320 go as far to say, is my generation least the best sell of all 924 01:02:30.360 --> 01:02:35.280 time for me was Randy or In Young Randy or In was this oh the 925 01:02:35.360 --> 01:02:39.440 legend killer. Yeah, this he was beating up all of the legends and 926 01:02:39.480 --> 01:02:46.519 everyone fucking hated. And the way he would visibly grow while they were brewing 927 01:02:46.599 --> 01:02:51.239 him, that's so fun. Like when you when you get that, when 928 01:02:51.280 --> 01:02:53.440 you get that heat, that like it just makes you feel so like you're 929 01:02:53.480 --> 01:02:58.519 like yes, And Christy had that where I'm like okay, because number one, 930 01:02:58.519 --> 01:03:00.679 he obviously knows he's not gonna win. So his purpose of there it's 931 01:03:00.760 --> 01:03:05.039 just taking jabs. Not only was he shipping on Trump, he's been shipping 932 01:03:05.039 --> 01:03:07.480 on Trump, he started shipping on the people that are voted for him. 933 01:03:07.519 --> 01:03:12.559 He's like, bro, you guys are booing reality right now. Like he 934 01:03:12.679 --> 01:03:19.880 was just basically saying real ship and like like I like like I like this 935 01:03:19.960 --> 01:03:24.760 era this this is like this is like I don't even know like uh you 936 01:03:24.840 --> 01:03:31.280 know how like there are different like how there's like saying saga goku and like 937 01:03:32.480 --> 01:03:37.800 this is like this is like Cell saga, Chris Christie, this is like 938 01:03:37.880 --> 01:03:40.880 sel saga. This is like this is his Gohan moment. I think it's 939 01:03:40.920 --> 01:03:45.639 like he's never gonna get another one of these again. Somebody you on stage 940 01:03:45.639 --> 01:03:52.639 and start jacking, like, yeah, he will next debate, he has 941 01:03:52.719 --> 01:03:57.760 to bring food on stage. I wanted to triple double or something. I 942 01:03:57.800 --> 01:04:02.159 wanted to call Nikki Hayley fat cunt. I want that to happen on the 943 01:04:02.199 --> 01:04:05.639 on the debate stage, even though she's clearly infinitely thinner than him. I 944 01:04:05.719 --> 01:04:09.320 just want him to just like throw it out there because like it doesn't matter, 945 01:04:09.760 --> 01:04:13.199 Like I really, I don't know, man, I'm into what he's 946 01:04:13.239 --> 01:04:15.039 been he's been saying lately as far as like as far as like what he's 947 01:04:15.039 --> 01:04:18.639 been saying to like the other people on the debate stage. It's fucking hilarious, 948 01:04:18.719 --> 01:04:23.320 That's what's am I just remembering this. By the way, I'm sorry 949 01:04:23.360 --> 01:04:29.760 interrupt. I did did Chris Christy blow up a bridge? Something with something 950 01:04:29.800 --> 01:04:32.320 happened with Chris Christy and a bridge that I can't remember, And for some 951 01:04:32.360 --> 01:04:35.000 reason, my brain has just thought like, oh, yeah, he blew 952 01:04:35.079 --> 01:04:39.239 up a bridge like a terrorist or what do you mean you know, like 953 01:04:39.320 --> 01:04:42.440 I don't know, I don't think like a terror, Like I don't know 954 01:04:42.480 --> 01:04:44.960 like he acts, I don't know, I don't know. But there's like 955 01:04:45.000 --> 01:04:47.920 a bridge story with Chris Christy. Wait, what is it called the Washington 956 01:04:47.960 --> 01:04:57.400 Bridge. Which one's the Chris Christy Christy, Chris Christie is tied the bridge 957 01:04:57.440 --> 01:05:01.679 right to me to there's a bunch of bridges to there's a George Washington Bridge 958 01:05:02.079 --> 01:05:08.880 which takes you eat that goes to Jersey. Yes, but at least I'm 959 01:05:08.880 --> 01:05:12.679 pretty sure it's been a while. Isn't that the one where they found like 960 01:05:13.079 --> 01:05:16.079 terrorist or something like they foiled the plan or something on foil plans on those 961 01:05:16.119 --> 01:05:18.719 bridge all the time, all of those bridges all the time. So was 962 01:05:18.760 --> 01:05:23.239 one of them, Chris Christie. They just got him, jumped in the 963 01:05:23.239 --> 01:05:26.760 water and swam away, just jumped in the water, gave fatter back in 964 01:05:26.760 --> 01:05:29.320 the day to dude, he was way bigger. So he was just like 965 01:05:30.840 --> 01:05:35.400 oh not even slow, like way fast. He would have beat fucking Michael 966 01:05:35.400 --> 01:05:39.840 Phelps if you would have entered, he would have been Captain America. Like 967 01:05:39.880 --> 01:05:43.079 the way he darted out of there, just starts to move into quick and 968 01:05:43.159 --> 01:05:46.079 like, yo, that guy's moving too fast. Yeah, water falls all 969 01:05:46.119 --> 01:05:53.719 the way down, perfect pin dive, swimming like a dolphin away. So 970 01:05:53.719 --> 01:05:59.199 so the George Washington, George Washington Bridge takes you from Washington Heights and uh, 971 01:05:59.440 --> 01:06:03.440 you know, and in Manhattan to uh Fort Lee and in uh New 972 01:06:03.519 --> 01:06:08.840 Jersey. So yeah, but I swear to God, like Chris Christy is 973 01:06:08.880 --> 01:06:14.719 tied with like Chris Christy and bridges are tied in like together as like a 974 01:06:14.760 --> 01:06:17.079 thing to me, like in the same way that like the Green Goblin and 975 01:06:17.159 --> 01:06:20.639 bridges, you know what I mean, where like he's always gonna throw He's 976 01:06:20.639 --> 01:06:23.960 always gonna throw Gwen off the bridge. I don't know. I swear to 977 01:06:24.000 --> 01:06:27.199 God there was like a bridge story with Chris Christy. Chris christ The only 978 01:06:27.239 --> 01:06:35.840 thing I think is and he has the biggest gun you've ever seen gun y. 979 01:06:38.039 --> 01:06:43.480 It was literally the bridge. It was the George so Fort Lee. 980 01:06:43.719 --> 01:06:46.159 So it's it's called the Fort Lee Lane Closer scandal, better known as Bridgegate, 981 01:06:46.280 --> 01:06:49.199 was a political scandal in the US in the state of New Jersey in 982 01:06:49.199 --> 01:06:55.519 twenty thirteen twenty fourteen, involved staff member a staff member of political appointees of 983 01:06:55.519 --> 01:07:00.639 then Governor Chris Christi colluding to create traffic jams in Fort Lee, New Jersey, 984 01:07:00.760 --> 01:07:04.039 by closing lanes at the main toll plaza. Wait, what the fuck 985 01:07:04.280 --> 01:07:06.960 was this? I knew there was a reason. I knew that was a 986 01:07:08.000 --> 01:07:13.760 reason. I don't I don't know. It's it's in your in your opinion, 987 01:07:13.840 --> 01:07:15.639 just thought experiment. Why would you do that? Why would I don't 988 01:07:15.679 --> 01:07:23.400 know? So okay, nine eleven, So the day it's the allegations in 989 01:07:23.440 --> 01:07:25.719 the wake of lane closes. Oh, man, it's it's just so much. 990 01:07:25.800 --> 01:07:28.039 It's so much informations that I don't even know. I don't know how 991 01:07:28.039 --> 01:07:31.880 to what's a explain, Like, I'm five, What this is bridge scandal 992 01:07:31.920 --> 01:07:36.920 explained? Is it? Oh? If you elect me again, I'll fix 993 01:07:38.000 --> 01:07:43.360 this fucking problem when he was causing it. Yeah, I don't know. 994 01:07:43.400 --> 01:07:45.960 I feel like I can't think of Look, look, let me preface this 995 01:07:46.000 --> 01:07:49.679 by saying, there's a lot of information about this out here. None of 996 01:07:49.679 --> 01:07:53.960 it is boiled down, all of it is articles. So I'm going to 997 01:07:54.280 --> 01:07:58.679 say something, and I'm going to assume that it's true. I'm going to 998 01:07:58.719 --> 01:08:06.639 assume that Christie wanted to create traffic jams to dissuade voters from voting for him, 999 01:08:06.679 --> 01:08:11.320 to like keep them in traffic long enough that the polls closed and and 1000 01:08:11.400 --> 01:08:15.199 nobody nobody got through because all of his guys are on the other side of 1001 01:08:15.199 --> 01:08:18.399 the bridge. That's whatever. Who cares. It doesn't matter he actually did 1002 01:08:18.479 --> 01:08:24.159 it because he was busy underneath the bridge touching miners. Who knows, I 1003 01:08:24.199 --> 01:08:28.960 don't know. Is it an unfair bridge under the under the bridge from a 1004 01:08:28.960 --> 01:08:33.279 fucking bungee cord? Is that a fucking wild accusation. Maybe, But that's 1005 01:08:33.359 --> 01:08:42.079 your fault for not having digestible information on this subject. So uh yeah, 1006 01:08:42.079 --> 01:08:45.560 we're just gonna have to invent a scandal anyway. I knew there was a 1007 01:08:45.560 --> 01:08:48.520 reason. I knew there was something. I can't I can't stop picturing Chris 1008 01:08:48.640 --> 01:08:53.680 Christy. Whenever I think of Chris Christy, He's on the George Washington Bridge. 1009 01:08:54.239 --> 01:09:00.720 I was so curious as to why that's such a weird thing your mind, 1010 01:09:00.760 --> 01:09:03.720 And like, if your brain was Google Maps, it would just be 1011 01:09:03.880 --> 01:09:10.520 to it would be Chris christ You know, it's hilarious. You know it's 1012 01:09:10.560 --> 01:09:13.560 hilarious to me when I was when when when I'm playing Spider Man two and 1013 01:09:13.600 --> 01:09:15.079 you kind of see the George, you kind of see the George Washington Bridge. 1014 01:09:15.920 --> 01:09:19.479 I was thinking, like, oh, that's the bridge, Chris Christie 1015 01:09:19.600 --> 01:09:23.920 blew up. I really, for some reason, that's the bridge, and 1016 01:09:24.039 --> 01:09:28.000 I know that it didn't explode. But like I just believed that that was 1017 01:09:28.039 --> 01:09:30.119 the scan, like maybe like what I thought was like, oh, Chris 1018 01:09:30.199 --> 01:09:32.359 Christy blows up bridge, And I was like, maybe he was, like 1019 01:09:32.720 --> 01:09:35.760 I don't know, doing like one of those dumb meet and greets, like 1020 01:09:36.039 --> 01:09:39.520 at the base of the bridge where it's like where you know, he's like 1021 01:09:39.920 --> 01:09:42.439 hanging out with people next to like a hot dog cart, and then he 1022 01:09:42.479 --> 01:09:45.439 like tried to do it himself, and fucking I don't know. I just 1023 01:09:45.479 --> 01:09:50.239 I don't know what I assumed was true about this story. But it's good 1024 01:09:50.279 --> 01:09:54.119 to know that I wasn't entirely crazy. That there is Yeah, you you 1025 01:09:54.119 --> 01:09:57.840 you had time, right, Yeah, most of it, the ninety percent 1026 01:09:57.840 --> 01:10:01.840 of it is accurate. Yeah, sorryway we should we should move on questions. 1027 01:10:02.720 --> 01:10:06.720 To be honest, We've had an episode like this, right, first 1028 01:10:06.760 --> 01:10:13.039 episode comes from a this This first question comes from Chris Christie. Yeah, 1029 01:10:13.399 --> 01:10:16.920 Christy Christy, why you lie about me? Why you lie? I want 1030 01:10:16.960 --> 01:10:19.960 to get the show so we can ask him that question. I was like, 1031 01:10:20.000 --> 01:10:23.279 why did we get on the show? Was like, why do you 1032 01:10:23.279 --> 01:10:28.239 think Chris Christy blew up that bridge in New York? On the bridge when 1033 01:10:28.279 --> 01:10:34.840 it blew up? The fact why why did you then recently, almost as 1034 01:10:34.840 --> 01:10:41.439 an homage, on the other side of Manhattan, also blow up a bridge? 1035 01:10:41.520 --> 01:10:44.720 What was that about? Like, why did you do that? He 1036 01:10:44.760 --> 01:10:47.920 goes, I think you are making things up. I think I think this 1037 01:10:48.000 --> 01:10:51.159 sounds like a falsehood. But I don't know, man, I don't know. 1038 01:10:51.159 --> 01:10:56.119 I don't know how this guy sounds. Why haven't you taken your own 1039 01:10:56.159 --> 01:11:00.239 life yet? That's that's a wild you mad. I want that. I 1040 01:11:00.359 --> 01:11:03.600 want something like that on. Let's me real, let's be honestly, let's 1041 01:11:03.600 --> 01:11:06.359 be real. The only way that any anybody on this debate stage is out 1042 01:11:06.439 --> 01:11:10.840 shining Trump is if they let something fly like that. If Nicki Haley was 1043 01:11:10.880 --> 01:11:16.600 like if Nicki Haley turned to Rama whatever and said, why don't you eat 1044 01:11:16.800 --> 01:11:21.079 a bullet? Like why don't you die today? Why don't you go home 1045 01:11:21.119 --> 01:11:26.000 and die today? Fool? You haven't figured that out yet, though, 1046 01:11:26.319 --> 01:11:30.239 It's crazy to back flip into a lawnmower, like fucking stop being here. 1047 01:11:30.520 --> 01:11:36.520 Yeah, Like my name is yeah, my name is Nicki Haley, and 1048 01:11:36.560 --> 01:11:41.720 my platform is that Chris Christy should be bullied until he can't show his face 1049 01:11:41.760 --> 01:11:44.720 anymore, and then we'll all go to his house and toilet paper, and 1050 01:11:44.800 --> 01:11:49.560 how does that sound? Just really say out of pocket ship and you'll you'll 1051 01:11:49.560 --> 01:11:54.800 get you'll get so much. Cut his gut his gun and then suffocate him 1052 01:11:54.840 --> 01:11:58.039 with it. Just wrap it around his head till he expires. I want 1053 01:11:58.079 --> 01:12:00.560 everybody in the debate audience here, I want everybody in the debate audience here 1054 01:12:00.600 --> 01:12:08.039 on Thanksgiving Day to say, fuck you, Chris Christy. I want everyone 1055 01:12:08.119 --> 01:12:11.479 better do it. Everyone better fucking do it. Everyone do it. And 1056 01:12:11.520 --> 01:12:14.680 if we can get and if we can get that turnout, just for that, 1057 01:12:14.920 --> 01:12:17.640 imagine what we can get as a turnout at the poles, Like, 1058 01:12:17.720 --> 01:12:21.880 just twist it anyway, let's se let's get on some questions. Uh, 1059 01:12:23.000 --> 01:12:26.840 insane latino bussy Roney says, hello, beautiful bastards, you are about to 1060 01:12:26.840 --> 01:12:29.359 be executed for your crimes against humanity. Let's just say, let's just say 1061 01:12:29.359 --> 01:12:33.279 you've killed every dog? What is your last meal? I know Sweeney's is 1062 01:12:33.279 --> 01:12:42.399 probably raising canes dog. Yeah, Sweeney's gonna die. He's gonna get electrocuted 1063 01:12:42.399 --> 01:12:45.159 while fucking bland ass chicken that probably tastes better falling out of his mouth than 1064 01:12:45.159 --> 01:12:48.560 it did going in. Uh. Oh, my fucking god, God, 1065 01:12:49.079 --> 01:12:53.920 I don't like canes that much. I hate you gots have such fucking actual 1066 01:12:54.239 --> 01:13:00.520 stimps. You're just fucking slack jawed imps. You literally finished eating a three 1067 01:13:00.600 --> 01:13:03.359 piece combo before we started. I did not. I was eating a baga 1068 01:13:03.840 --> 01:13:08.680 in cheese and baking only. I stopped over your house yesterday and you're literally 1069 01:13:08.760 --> 01:13:13.600 masturbating over a pile of raising canes because you said I love I love how 1070 01:13:13.600 --> 01:13:15.880 it seasoned. I love how it seasoned. But I think I can add 1071 01:13:15.920 --> 01:13:19.159 something special, is what you said. And then I went home. I 1072 01:13:19.239 --> 01:13:24.520 literally did jamonto yesterday. I was literally at my digitmons to meal yesterday. 1073 01:13:24.520 --> 01:13:30.239 But okay, thanks for lying raising canes. You know where's the where the 1074 01:13:30.279 --> 01:13:33.319 tournament prize was raising caine? Can I can? I take us unfa real? 1075 01:13:33.439 --> 01:13:35.520 So this is tell us, tell us about this, tell us about 1076 01:13:35.520 --> 01:13:41.840 this digibon thing. I said, this is my first uh yeah, for 1077 01:13:41.880 --> 01:13:43.880 you fans, it was pretty crazy. They missed me. They were like, 1078 01:13:44.039 --> 01:13:45.560 I also used this my let me show you guys. I don't know 1079 01:13:45.600 --> 01:13:48.399 if you ever seen it. You might have seen it, Derek, but 1080 01:13:49.439 --> 01:13:55.000 this is my mat. Yeah, so I saw it. I feel like 1081 01:13:55.079 --> 01:13:58.760 I've seen it. But I also forgot that you had. That's dope. 1082 01:13:58.800 --> 01:14:00.800 I was using it like that was there, like you said, my mat 1083 01:14:00.840 --> 01:14:02.119 and then like people are like, oh shit, you're swinging. I was 1084 01:14:02.159 --> 01:14:05.279 like, yeah, what's up dude, Like I took a few pictures my 1085 01:14:05.279 --> 01:14:08.520 friends who like I played digit mother like what are you? What's going on 1086 01:14:08.640 --> 01:14:12.439 right now? I'm like, don't worry about it. I don't worry about 1087 01:14:12.439 --> 01:14:15.800 it. It's nothing, dude, there's nothing. I'm try telling porn. 1088 01:14:16.000 --> 01:14:21.880 You should telling me your porn star. I'm not gonna do that. But 1089 01:14:23.319 --> 01:14:26.279 so I was playing, So this really happened right I was. I was 1090 01:14:26.319 --> 01:14:31.720 My record was four one out of round round six playing some guy. I 1091 01:14:31.800 --> 01:14:39.159 had assured victory, and this motherfucker wasted the time until we got a draw. 1092 01:14:40.680 --> 01:14:43.840 He actually did that. He actually wastes time until we got a draw. 1093 01:14:44.800 --> 01:14:46.840 And what made it crazy that a judge was sitting right next to us 1094 01:14:46.880 --> 01:14:50.479 and called and I was like, judge, I had victory. You saw 1095 01:14:50.640 --> 01:14:55.640 my hand. There's no way he could have won that. The judge was 1096 01:14:55.680 --> 01:15:00.439 like, you should have said something at that moment, and I got so 1097 01:15:00.840 --> 01:15:06.079 angry that I was I was like bending in the plastic table while talking to 1098 01:15:06.159 --> 01:15:11.920 him, and I noticed I was doing that, and I turned and walked 1099 01:15:11.920 --> 01:15:14.399 away because I was about to because it was like, what's the point you 1100 01:15:14.479 --> 01:15:17.439 having your job? Yeah, don't do it. If you don't do it, 1101 01:15:17.760 --> 01:15:20.239 why are you here, nigga? If your was that, fuck you, 1102 01:15:20.319 --> 01:15:24.960 nigga, you sucked. Fuck you. I'm so mad about it. 1103 01:15:25.039 --> 01:15:29.319 I'm so mad because I don't mind. I was being a good sport recuse. 1104 01:15:29.319 --> 01:15:30.000 Obviously, I'm not going to rush the guy because you know, you 1105 01:15:30.079 --> 01:15:33.279 got to take away your turns. But the fact that I noticed that he 1106 01:15:33.399 --> 01:15:40.640 was slowing down and playing slow to make me lose, and the judge clearly 1107 01:15:40.720 --> 01:15:44.119 noticed it too and said nothing. And I'm like, all right, cool, 1108 01:15:45.920 --> 01:15:48.239 Okay, hope you guys, hope they both get shot. Yeah, 1109 01:15:48.359 --> 01:15:55.159 I mean that's that's fair. Shout out to the fucking homeless digimon fans or 1110 01:15:55.159 --> 01:15:59.760 whatever. Yeah, shout to the Yeah, shout that that homeless did you 1111 01:15:59.800 --> 01:16:03.479 mind community? Who is your homeless and your play digitalth to you guys are 1112 01:16:03.520 --> 01:16:06.359 in the pocket. Bro. It's a little much, man, it's a 1113 01:16:06.359 --> 01:16:13.279 little much, dude. I want the best for you, really, But 1114 01:16:14.199 --> 01:16:15.439 I had a really good time. That was really fun. I did better 1115 01:16:15.479 --> 01:16:17.800 than I thought I was gonna. I was. I was six and two, 1116 01:16:18.159 --> 01:16:24.119 I was, I was, I was five to one. That's amazing 1117 01:16:24.399 --> 01:16:27.600 better than I thought I was doing too. Yeah, it was the best 1118 01:16:27.600 --> 01:16:31.399 players in the world there met in America. So how much raising cases pretty 1119 01:16:31.399 --> 01:16:35.960 good at all? I didn't want would have been cool. How many tenders? 1120 01:16:36.000 --> 01:16:42.319 Yeah, I wish I got ten d's, that would have been cool. 1121 01:16:42.560 --> 01:16:45.840 I heard that Iced Tea was handing out like Iced Tea, No, 1122 01:16:46.000 --> 01:16:50.399 I wasn't dead, something like that, You nigga, what are you doing 1123 01:16:50.439 --> 01:16:55.600 here? I want to be so badly. I don't actually give a ship 1124 01:16:55.800 --> 01:16:58.880 until like that meeting popped up and I was like, I really want to 1125 01:16:58.880 --> 01:17:03.760 meet Iced Tea. Isn't well, he's actually You're right, You're actually I 1126 01:17:03.800 --> 01:17:06.880 did want to meet him before that. You're right. He's also of dope. 1127 01:17:08.319 --> 01:17:15.119 He is also in Gears of War, which we will We'll be doing 1128 01:17:15.159 --> 01:17:18.159 an extra Ammoon really soon. We're gonna we're gonna do some Gears of War. 1129 01:17:18.439 --> 01:17:23.680 We're gonna make our own Gears of War. I just Gears one. 1130 01:17:24.359 --> 01:17:30.159 Oh did you I forgot how I really enjoyed So I never played the Ultimate 1131 01:17:30.279 --> 01:17:33.159 edition of Gears. Yeah, I've only only played the OGS and I played 1132 01:17:33.159 --> 01:17:36.720 the Ultimate Edition. I really fucking enjoyed it. Yeah, dude, it's 1133 01:17:36.760 --> 01:17:40.520 there was a gears, a couple of bugs that were hilarious, but I 1134 01:17:40.880 --> 01:17:45.720 really enjoyed it. I was like, wow, dude, that it was 1135 01:17:46.520 --> 01:17:50.680 good. It's good. It's just I think, actually the music is amazing. 1136 01:17:50.960 --> 01:17:55.640 The music stress. I actually sincerely believe that it's way better than people 1137 01:17:55.840 --> 01:18:01.159 remember. Like it. It feels so much more than you expected to because 1138 01:18:01.159 --> 01:18:05.600 it's not it's not like a fucking it's from two thousand and five. You 1139 01:18:05.640 --> 01:18:08.640 know, there's a lot of two thousand and five games that have not fucking 1140 01:18:08.760 --> 01:18:11.680 aged particularly well two thousand and six. I guess I should say it's more 1141 01:18:11.680 --> 01:18:15.199 active. Yeah yeah, technically, yeah, but like it. You could 1142 01:18:15.279 --> 01:18:19.399 drop that exact game in today and just like put like better graphics on it 1143 01:18:19.439 --> 01:18:24.640 and it would play perfect. Like nothing at all about it feels old. 1144 01:18:24.720 --> 01:18:29.840 It's great. The fucking of the voice acting is It's funny for such a 1145 01:18:29.920 --> 01:18:33.720 meathead game. I was like, yeah, there's so much TLC put into 1146 01:18:33.800 --> 01:18:38.840 it, and man, Cole, I fucking I love Cole so much. 1147 01:18:39.199 --> 01:18:44.960 Yeah, he's so good, he's so every line that he says is good. 1148 01:18:45.079 --> 01:18:47.640 Like there's nothing that he says that sounds like, oh, it's just 1149 01:18:47.680 --> 01:18:50.880 background noise, like he just like I want to listen to hear him talk. 1150 01:18:51.359 --> 01:18:54.880 I love that cast of characters, like sincerely like I think I think 1151 01:18:54.920 --> 01:19:02.239 that's a great group of guys like Baird Baird, Marcus Cole and fucking uh 1152 01:19:02.600 --> 01:19:16.279 dumb damn Chris Christie is a fat retard dumn damn cities with Chris Christie. 1153 01:19:17.520 --> 01:19:24.039 Baby, wait, wait, we gotta write that down, right, we 1154 01:19:24.119 --> 01:19:30.039 gotta write that down. Let's let's let's move only in the dangerous territory. 1155 01:19:30.119 --> 01:19:32.560 We'll say we'll save that for the Gears of War extra Ammo, which is 1156 01:19:32.560 --> 01:19:35.880 gonna be up you know whatever, in the next couple of weeks. Whatever, 1157 01:19:36.199 --> 01:19:45.159 We'll get it out. Uh uh Chris Carne, Chris, Chris getting 1158 01:19:45.159 --> 01:19:51.680 pegged b nineteen inches of food Lee, Hey man, you know WHOA that'd 1159 01:19:51.680 --> 01:20:00.199 be such an that's that will be such unfortunate and I would be so sad. 1160 01:20:00.479 --> 01:20:03.720 I'll put it back and forth in front of the bed. No, 1161 01:20:04.319 --> 01:20:06.800 he's got to put it aside and get to work. You know. Yeah, 1162 01:20:08.479 --> 01:20:11.000 I'm not I'm not a beehole band. Dog. I'm not a bee 1163 01:20:11.039 --> 01:20:15.239 hole guy. Maybe inches you're boring, boring the get up, get here. 1164 01:20:15.359 --> 01:20:19.439 I'm gonna be old. Not my thing. You guys, will you 1165 01:20:19.439 --> 01:20:24.000 know what? You know what? Keep it, keep it, keep it 1166 01:20:24.000 --> 01:20:26.000 above board, then you know what I mean, Like I don't have to 1167 01:20:26.000 --> 01:20:30.119 see what's going on down there. Keep it, dude. If it's nineteen 1168 01:20:30.159 --> 01:20:32.319 inches and it and it's got some weight to it, that's that's gonna show 1169 01:20:32.399 --> 01:20:36.960 up a vader. That's a space invader, all right, mister handy, 1170 01:20:38.039 --> 01:20:40.039 for sure, that guy, that guy wrote it. He says, hello, 1171 01:20:40.159 --> 01:20:44.800 two balls, two balls and cock of Exodia. I've been watching since 1172 01:20:44.920 --> 01:20:49.000 episode twenty six, and you are the first Patreon i've joined. Welcome aboard. 1173 01:20:49.079 --> 01:20:53.239 I could tell by that thank you, thank you. I can tell 1174 01:20:53.239 --> 01:20:59.239 by that name I often, I often sincerely wonder like so like obviously, 1175 01:20:59.319 --> 01:21:01.039 Patreon is a platform where there's a bunch of people on it. There's a 1176 01:21:01.039 --> 01:21:08.680 bunch of people who are on this service, and the people who are subscribed 1177 01:21:08.680 --> 01:21:13.880 to us, who have these names that are specifically out of pocket for us, 1178 01:21:14.640 --> 01:21:19.640 must show up just out of nowhere in these other people's random Patreon like 1179 01:21:19.680 --> 01:21:26.479 it must be like you know, Alex Wakefield and uh Luke Spinelli and Josh 1180 01:21:26.600 --> 01:21:31.720 Drummond and Eric van Haas and then the actual strap On Lacy used to peg 1181 01:21:31.760 --> 01:21:34.760 me being sold on eBay for sixty nine thousand dollars, you know what I 1182 01:21:34.760 --> 01:21:39.159 mean, Like, yeah, it must look fucking weird, especially in like 1183 01:21:39.199 --> 01:21:42.640 the fast credits that people have at the end of videos where it's like right 1184 01:21:42.800 --> 01:21:46.000 and the long and then long, fucking I often wonder about that. That's 1185 01:21:45.760 --> 01:21:49.199 what I love that. Yeah, yeah, Anyway, he wrote it, 1186 01:21:49.199 --> 01:21:53.199 and he says, my question is, would you rather have a symbiote or 1187 01:21:53.199 --> 01:21:57.119 the powers of Alex Mercer from Prototype? I'd rather I'd rather have a prototype. 1188 01:21:57.119 --> 01:22:00.479 What are you talking about? Simbio's gonna compromise me, gonna make me 1189 01:22:00.520 --> 01:22:03.399 strong at the expense of my own and the expense of at the expense of 1190 01:22:03.439 --> 01:22:09.439 my own like sanity. Of course, absolutely, that's what it does, 1191 01:22:10.199 --> 01:22:13.680 not exactly, it's it's it's because but that's because of the fact that like 1192 01:22:13.920 --> 01:22:18.079 Peter got rid of it so quick, because it grows with it. It's 1193 01:22:18.119 --> 01:22:20.840 obviously going to make you more impulsive at first, but then like they're living 1194 01:22:20.880 --> 01:22:24.159 things, you got to be like there has to be a compromise, you 1195 01:22:24.199 --> 01:22:26.439 know, like I don't. I don't want to share my mind with anybody 1196 01:22:26.479 --> 01:22:30.439 else. Yeah, it could teach me so much. Bro, if it's 1197 01:22:30.439 --> 01:22:36.520 a pedophile, pedophile, what if there's no pedophilia, it's amo that's not 1198 01:22:40.319 --> 01:22:42.399 here. How do you know that? How do you know that? There? 1199 01:22:45.079 --> 01:22:48.159 Jelly? I'm what are you talking about? Their jail? They're also 1200 01:22:48.239 --> 01:22:53.800 they also speak, they also speak there. It's jelly that speaks. Why 1201 01:22:53.800 --> 01:22:57.000 would I put it? It can speak, but it can't be a pedophile. 1202 01:22:57.079 --> 01:23:00.079 Well, not gonna. I'll be like, hey, are you a 1203 01:23:00.079 --> 01:23:09.920 pedophile in your world? And if it's like you gotta in so sorry. 1204 01:23:09.920 --> 01:23:15.279 Croud pedophile means something complete different where I'm from. That's not what I meant. 1205 01:23:16.920 --> 01:23:21.359 Where I think about the nearest Catholic Church. I think about it every 1206 01:23:21.359 --> 01:23:26.319 minute of every day. In fact, it's like, oh man, fucking 1207 01:23:26.520 --> 01:23:30.039 just running. I don't know, Man, you don't know. You don't 1208 01:23:30.039 --> 01:23:32.399 know what that what that fucking symbios got going on? You don't know what 1209 01:23:32.479 --> 01:23:35.840 if it's got like mental illnesses, you don't know, like if it's got 1210 01:23:35.880 --> 01:23:40.000 prejudices, I don't need to share that ship. I got no part of 1211 01:23:40.039 --> 01:23:44.000 that I'd rather just be a fucking would rather a symbio because they're stronger than 1212 01:23:44.039 --> 01:23:50.399 Alex Mercer. That's just it. I apparently you can actually actually actually don't 1213 01:23:50.399 --> 01:23:56.359 think you're right. Actually I think there probably they're basically kill. You think 1214 01:23:56.399 --> 01:24:01.079 Alex could kill carnage. That's a that's stupid, thats an Alex is cartage. 1215 01:24:01.640 --> 01:24:08.840 Alex Meercer is Carly way scarier bro that he's I don't know, because 1216 01:24:08.840 --> 01:24:14.000 you know what Alex can Carnage can infect people, infect people and make them 1217 01:24:14.119 --> 01:24:17.960 other carnages are running around the street, Alex can. Let's not do that, 1218 01:24:18.159 --> 01:24:23.640 nobody carnriage. But that's what I'm saying, that he could just eat. 1219 01:24:23.720 --> 01:24:29.439 He literally feeds off of the people that he eats, like carnage. 1220 01:24:29.880 --> 01:24:33.119 Right, he's gonna make if he's gonna make more carnages, He's just Alex 1221 01:24:33.279 --> 01:24:39.720 is gonna eat those carnages. I don't know, man, there's more powerful 1222 01:24:39.760 --> 01:24:42.000 ones than car because that was just like think of it like this, right, 1223 01:24:42.000 --> 01:24:45.479 Alex Mercer, Right, do you think Alex Mercer was gonna knock down? 1224 01:24:45.520 --> 01:24:46.640 I think Alex Mercer could kill Spider Man, right, I think he 1225 01:24:46.680 --> 01:24:51.319 could kill Spider man probably, but I think Peter Parker would put a beating 1226 01:24:51.359 --> 01:24:59.600 on him. But the thing about Alex Peter Parker Movie Peter, video game, 1227 01:25:00.039 --> 01:25:01.840 watch, animated series, not movie, the movie Parker is a pussy. 1228 01:25:01.960 --> 01:25:04.000 All of them are pussy. They can't they can't, they can't. 1229 01:25:04.119 --> 01:25:06.399 They don't take it to that level. You know, they don't go there 1230 01:25:06.680 --> 01:25:14.079 really, but like nobody could beat animated series Peter Parker put Rhino on his 1231 01:25:14.159 --> 01:25:19.800 head and spun him a bunch bro That was vile. There was a part 1232 01:25:19.840 --> 01:25:23.640 of me as a kid that I'm like, do it when when when he 1233 01:25:23.640 --> 01:25:27.359 grabbed the fucking door, you know, he grabs the door and then literally 1234 01:25:27.399 --> 01:25:30.439 about to just slam him, and I'm like, do it and then he 1235 01:25:30.600 --> 01:25:38.359 just Rhino is like almost crying. He's like stop, no, stop. 1236 01:25:39.760 --> 01:25:43.439 It was crazy. I understand what they're going for when they do that, 1237 01:25:43.479 --> 01:25:46.399 but it's also a little fun because like, you're throwing this guy through through 1238 01:25:46.520 --> 01:25:50.159 tons of concrete like like, and then he picks up a door and it's 1239 01:25:50.159 --> 01:25:57.199 like it has it has to be a very thick, heavy metal door, 1240 01:25:57.239 --> 01:26:00.159 which you were assuming because it is the being thrown, he's not being he 1241 01:26:00.159 --> 01:26:02.479 didn't pick up a wooden He didn't put up one of the doors in my 1242 01:26:02.600 --> 01:26:09.800 house about that. It was a pretty heavy metal door. But I still 1243 01:26:09.840 --> 01:26:18.479 feel like Rhino would have been able to like resist at least baby if he 1244 01:26:18.560 --> 01:26:25.119 really wanted to strongest Ship. I know, so strong, he's like terrifying. 1245 01:26:25.359 --> 01:26:30.159 They definitely made him so fucking weak in that moment. So it's like, 1246 01:26:30.479 --> 01:26:34.239 yeah, earlier that season, he was like running straight through cars down 1247 01:26:34.239 --> 01:26:39.800 the street, like he was just running knocking over cars. Yeah, okay, 1248 01:26:39.840 --> 01:26:43.279 so what is under that Rhino suit? What is that It got bound 1249 01:26:43.359 --> 01:26:45.439 to his skin? So it's just on there for good? Yes, it's 1250 01:26:45.439 --> 01:26:48.079 on there. Literally don't know. I'm not pisses, I'm not ship. 1251 01:26:48.720 --> 01:26:53.119 I've been asked that question so many. I literally asked my uncle that question. 1252 01:26:53.159 --> 01:26:54.640 I was like, how does he use the bathroom? When I was 1253 01:26:54.680 --> 01:26:56.680 younger, and he was like, look, man, it's comic books. 1254 01:26:56.680 --> 01:26:59.520 You gotta assume he doesn't. Like how does Tony Stark use the bathroom or 1255 01:26:59.600 --> 01:27:02.000 any other barrel? You just just you know they should have done they should 1256 01:27:02.000 --> 01:27:12.880 have stains on it, like the just states really really bad. Just you 1257 01:27:12.920 --> 01:27:21.560 smell him coming, that's crazy, spiders. It's like he got flash bang. 1258 01:27:21.640 --> 01:27:28.800 He's just like, I love the idea it being the type of suit 1259 01:27:28.840 --> 01:27:32.079 that like he pisses it and then it like it kind of spreads through the 1260 01:27:32.119 --> 01:27:36.000 whole, you know, like water in a napkins, you know, it 1261 01:27:36.039 --> 01:27:44.319 spreads entirely. It does said so much, it has to eventually, right, 1262 01:27:44.399 --> 01:27:51.479 It'll eventually be everywhere we go. He's ship, he's shipping, pissing, 1263 01:27:51.640 --> 01:27:57.159 he's wet, dreaming, he's a he's everything. He's a walking like 1264 01:27:57.239 --> 01:28:02.239 he's disgusting. Actually, he's insane. It's like bounce to really same was 1265 01:28:02.239 --> 01:28:05.760 waiting check. I think it's it's scorpions, bounce, scorpions, bounce scorpion 1266 01:28:05.960 --> 01:28:10.119 stuck in the sun. I don't think it's bound to his skin though. 1267 01:28:11.479 --> 01:28:14.000 He's just stuck in the suit, I think, which is like, I 1268 01:28:14.000 --> 01:28:15.600 think a little bit different, a bit. Yeah, what a pussy. 1269 01:28:15.600 --> 01:28:24.279 He can't even take a suit off, Ezekiel can't even zip it. Spot 1270 01:28:24.279 --> 01:28:28.279 where you can't reach? Yeah, right, it's literally it's literally just the 1271 01:28:28.359 --> 01:28:34.439 zippers that's right behind him. But he's too big. And the Spider Man's 1272 01:28:34.520 --> 01:28:39.760 like, have you have you asked somebody? Have you ever just asked somebody 1273 01:28:39.840 --> 01:28:43.159 to want zip and he's like, no, I actually had a psychotic break 1274 01:28:44.439 --> 01:28:49.880 instead and became a There's a scene and it's right in the animated series where 1275 01:28:50.479 --> 01:28:56.760 where Rhino answers a phone call from Kingpin. And I love that because it 1276 01:28:56.840 --> 01:29:00.960 kind of implies that he went and bought a phone, and it also implies 1277 01:29:01.079 --> 01:29:04.960 like he's also in an apartment when it's happening, so like he lives somewhere, 1278 01:29:05.319 --> 01:29:10.399 like I don't know, it's like, oh, that's that's Rhino, 1279 01:29:10.720 --> 01:29:15.760 one of my tenants. Like it's not bound to his skin. Sorry, 1280 01:29:15.800 --> 01:29:18.640 it's not bound to his skin, so it's not the one that's bound to 1281 01:29:18.640 --> 01:29:25.279 the skin is raw Scorpions. Can't take his off? Can take his off? 1282 01:29:25.960 --> 01:29:27.960 Can we? I mean? I want to I want to see I 1283 01:29:27.960 --> 01:29:30.439 want to see Shocker. I want to see I want to see all these 1284 01:29:30.439 --> 01:29:32.359 people without their shirt on. I want to see what they look like. 1285 01:29:33.319 --> 01:29:35.840 You do you do? You do? Pretty often see most of them about 1286 01:29:35.840 --> 01:29:41.760 the ship, not in I don't think in the animated series specific Oh yeah, 1287 01:29:41.920 --> 01:29:44.359 animated series, Shocker doesn't even have a face. Really, it's just 1288 01:29:44.479 --> 01:29:54.119 quilt man, you know, Hellion Chameleon. I have no idea what the 1289 01:29:54.439 --> 01:29:56.920 is going on with is that a person? Is that an actual it is 1290 01:29:56.920 --> 01:30:06.359 just a regular guy with a brother well belt, right, is he is? 1291 01:30:06.359 --> 01:30:14.000 That? That's true in them absolutely in the but I don't know if 1292 01:30:14.000 --> 01:30:17.439 they probably in the series. There's no, like, they don't the series 1293 01:30:17.479 --> 01:30:21.039 at all. I don't know the series. No. I mean they're gonna, 1294 01:30:21.039 --> 01:30:24.439 they're gonna in the game. You don't play the game explain thing for 1295 01:30:24.479 --> 01:30:27.159 you. The series. The series did a lot of the series did a 1296 01:30:27.159 --> 01:30:30.000 lot of weird ship with like relationships though like they I think, right, 1297 01:30:30.640 --> 01:30:33.960 oh my god, there was something they made Doc way younger than he normally 1298 01:30:34.079 --> 01:30:40.239 is. Yeah, they made it was still classic Felicia Hardy Spider Man stuff 1299 01:30:40.239 --> 01:30:43.520 for the most but Felicia Hardy was like tied to like the well no, 1300 01:30:43.640 --> 01:30:46.520 no, Felicia Hardy was tied to like Captain America in some weird way, 1301 01:30:46.880 --> 01:30:51.319 like in the animated show her Dad. Her dad worked with Captain America before 1302 01:30:51.720 --> 01:30:57.439 No. No, her her abilities her abilities, like so she transforms in 1303 01:30:57.439 --> 01:31:01.079 the in the in the show, like Felicia Hardy, her body grows and 1304 01:31:01.079 --> 01:31:06.119 I'm like, yeah, body, because she has she has like and and 1305 01:31:06.159 --> 01:31:09.560 the story was that, oh, it's like a version, they were trying 1306 01:31:09.600 --> 01:31:13.479 to replicate the Captain America super serim and that was what she has, which 1307 01:31:13.520 --> 01:31:19.279 is weird, but like so in the in the original eventually made it like 1308 01:31:19.319 --> 01:31:24.039 that it happened, is that in the comics, Kapp was the first person 1309 01:31:24.079 --> 01:31:28.000 that became super was the first obviously, gonna makes sense during World War two. 1310 01:31:28.239 --> 01:31:30.960 He was the first person that became like a super person in America. 1311 01:31:31.039 --> 01:31:34.800 And then eventually other people started, like Oswards, trying to make something like 1312 01:31:34.800 --> 01:31:39.560 that's what Spider Man came to be. Then obviously the Osward serm directly, 1313 01:31:40.119 --> 01:31:43.159 and then from that moment on, and then right after that the Mutant showed 1314 01:31:43.239 --> 01:31:47.199 up, and upon showing up, that was accelerated all sorts of like super 1315 01:31:47.199 --> 01:31:50.159 people in general. They were all over the place by that moment. But 1316 01:31:50.199 --> 01:31:56.039 like the first ones were like Captain America nay more, who asked for this, 1317 01:31:56.319 --> 01:31:58.560 what do you what are you talking about? What are you saying a 1318 01:31:58.600 --> 01:32:00.279 little bit a little bit of history about the with the characters at the universe. 1319 01:32:00.359 --> 01:32:05.640 Man, oh my god, let's go. What about fucking let's go 1320 01:32:09.399 --> 01:32:13.239 mikemon Trout as Wolverine, did we already talk about this? We absolutely did, 1321 01:32:13.760 --> 01:32:18.199 we we put Mike Herman Trout in every single role possible because because it 1322 01:32:18.319 --> 01:32:27.880 works. I'm Spider Man. Frankly my idea. I don't want to. 1323 01:32:28.159 --> 01:32:30.439 I'm okay with that. I want to see Mike Kerman Trout in fucking Casablanca 1324 01:32:31.279 --> 01:32:35.319 anyway. Uh anyway, Yeah, I don't know. I would. I 1325 01:32:35.319 --> 01:32:40.359 would. Prototype is fucking sick and and and there's no trail. Really, 1326 01:32:40.479 --> 01:32:43.560 there's no set, there's no arbitrary sound weakness. I think the only weakness 1327 01:32:43.640 --> 01:32:46.600 is like a specific antidote which they which has to be made. So like, 1328 01:32:46.720 --> 01:32:48.960 I don't know, Man, it's easy for me. I don't want 1329 01:32:49.000 --> 01:32:53.079 I don't remake. Yeah, I would do that. That's my answer. 1330 01:32:54.800 --> 01:32:59.720 Uh So this is a long question, hilious. There's a long question. 1331 01:33:00.079 --> 01:33:03.560 And I said specifically, I said, don't ask me long questions or I'm 1332 01:33:03.560 --> 01:33:08.279 gonna kill you. But I'm gonna I'm gonna make an exception because I think 1333 01:33:08.279 --> 01:33:11.760 it's kind of interesting. But don't make a habit of this. I'm not 1334 01:33:11.800 --> 01:33:15.560 gonna fucking read your essay. If you write an essay, I will. 1335 01:33:15.880 --> 01:33:18.279 I will literally print it out, not read it, and burn it. 1336 01:33:18.760 --> 01:33:24.640 Okay, I'll record me burning your question, So if you write another essay 1337 01:33:24.640 --> 01:33:27.239 to me again, but the actual strap on that Lacy used to peg me 1338 01:33:27.520 --> 01:33:30.439 being sold on eBay for sixty nine thousand dollars wrote it. He says, 1339 01:33:30.479 --> 01:33:33.199 after months of being unable to pay tribute, I returned once again to my 1340 01:33:33.239 --> 01:33:38.319 three beautiful boys on the highest tier too, so I can torture Chris with 1341 01:33:38.359 --> 01:33:42.079 my horrible names. Welcome aboard. Uh, he says, my question has 1342 01:33:42.079 --> 01:33:45.720 a bit of context. It's not necessary. Didn't need the context, but 1343 01:33:46.399 --> 01:33:49.880 I appreciate it, I guess. Uh. In a recent episode, you 1344 01:33:49.920 --> 01:33:55.279 Guys made jokes about Vince McMahon, and even an earlier episode, a fellow 1345 01:33:55.279 --> 01:33:59.680 patron asked a question related to ae W and cmpunk. The question was about 1346 01:34:00.000 --> 01:34:02.079 public freakasts. As a longtime fan of both pro wrestling and Chris's channel, 1347 01:34:02.119 --> 01:34:05.319 it's surreal to see him bring up the subject since he's not at all involved 1348 01:34:05.319 --> 01:34:10.159 with that stuff. Uh. And I even think he said wrestling was stupid 1349 01:34:10.199 --> 01:34:13.119 ones. I've said that several times, I'm sure, but I can't remember. 1350 01:34:13.119 --> 01:34:15.840 I feel free to correct me. And now for the actual question. 1351 01:34:16.720 --> 01:34:21.119 Start there. It's all good. What's a surreal bit of cross hard? 1352 01:34:21.760 --> 01:34:26.600 What's a surreal bit of crossover from two things you followed individually that you never 1353 01:34:26.640 --> 01:34:30.279 thought you'd see. A good RECENTI ish example would be Tucker cross and actually 1354 01:34:30.359 --> 01:34:32.880 uttering the name Chris Chan when he was still with Fox News. That was 1355 01:34:32.880 --> 01:34:36.880 pretty nuts. That was a pretty wild fucking day. Keep up the hard 1356 01:34:36.880 --> 01:34:41.359 work and happy once again to be contributing to Derek's daily Rhino pill budget. 1357 01:34:41.560 --> 01:34:48.920 Thank you a lot for your patronage. But yeah, man, I give 1358 01:34:48.920 --> 01:34:55.520 it her. She almost has a fully grown penis. Like I'm excited. 1359 01:34:56.039 --> 01:35:02.119 That's right now. Okay, man, there's it's funny. Speaking of Tucker 1360 01:35:02.119 --> 01:35:09.880 Carlson, that piece of ship ended up at the latest UFC event last or 1361 01:35:09.960 --> 01:35:13.640 a couple of nights ago. So Trump shows up in the New York Madison 1362 01:35:13.680 --> 01:35:15.680 Square. Yeah, so Trump shows up every once in a while. And 1363 01:35:16.039 --> 01:35:20.600 so he walked out with so gross. He walked out with Kid Rock and 1364 01:35:20.840 --> 01:35:25.760 Tucker Carlson and some other people. And you know, because a lot of 1365 01:35:25.880 --> 01:35:30.920 UFC fans they're they're they're a bunch of degenerates. So they're all, I'm 1366 01:35:30.960 --> 01:35:34.600 like, Tucker, Tucker carl There's So there's a page called m M A 1367 01:35:34.680 --> 01:35:38.039 on point. They have a YouTube channel and everything. This guy, Tommy 1368 01:35:38.039 --> 01:35:41.920 tol Hold, A lot of people might know him just by proximity because he 1369 01:35:41.920 --> 01:35:46.319 would do these uh the old UFC games, not super old, but the 1370 01:35:46.399 --> 01:35:51.319 older years. He would do impressions of that of Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg 1371 01:35:51.319 --> 01:35:55.600 who were the commentators, and he was very good and he was just overdoing 1372 01:35:55.600 --> 01:35:59.840 it glitches and a lot of people might have come across that content just because 1373 01:35:59.840 --> 01:36:03.560 they're fucking the glitches are the funniest fucking thing, and then him commentating sounding 1374 01:36:03.680 --> 01:36:11.000 like them. So anyway, he tweeted out them walking out and then also 1375 01:36:11.119 --> 01:36:16.880 attached to Tucker Carlson's leaked UH text messages saying that he despises Trump and I 1376 01:36:16.920 --> 01:36:20.199 just love that and laugh because it's just like, what a fucking weasel. 1377 01:36:20.760 --> 01:36:25.239 He seems so staggered to stop talking about Trump. He's like, I can't 1378 01:36:25.279 --> 01:36:29.359 stand this nigga. And then the very opportunity he gets to just walk out 1379 01:36:29.359 --> 01:36:31.359 with them, he's like, oh hey, daddy, and immediately goes with 1380 01:36:31.399 --> 01:36:34.159 them. But it was kind of gross. I mean, I get it 1381 01:36:34.239 --> 01:36:45.359 to crossover because of puppies up. I love the idea of a Tucker Carlson 1382 01:36:45.399 --> 01:36:54.039 going up to Trumping like app and then Trump's like no, right now, 1383 01:36:56.159 --> 01:37:03.760 curious, curious he won't pick me up? Donald Trump? Is that pick 1384 01:37:03.800 --> 01:37:06.800 me up? Why is that? The liberals are sucking your dog? What 1385 01:37:06.920 --> 01:37:14.000 are you knowing? It was like Donald Trump won't pick me up and pat 1386 01:37:14.039 --> 01:37:18.039 my back until I burp a sullen burp? Why is that? Why is 1387 01:37:18.079 --> 01:37:23.600 that? What's what's going on here? They don't want the list, didn't 1388 01:37:23.600 --> 01:37:31.920 want you to. I don't know whatever. I can't masturbate anymore. I 1389 01:37:31.960 --> 01:37:35.520 can't masturbate to the eminem anymore. Why is that? Why are they taking 1390 01:37:35.560 --> 01:37:42.520 things away from me? They removed the dick van from the Snickers. I'm 1391 01:37:43.560 --> 01:37:45.920 I'm sick of this. Why did they Are they trying to take our penises 1392 01:37:45.920 --> 01:37:56.239 away? Oh? I love him saying they're trying to there they've already started 1393 01:37:56.319 --> 01:38:00.560 emasculating our candy by getting rid of the dick vein on Snickers to make it 1394 01:38:00.600 --> 01:38:08.159 more what gender conforming? I don't know, but something's wrong and the lift 1395 01:38:08.199 --> 01:38:13.319 is crazy. I stopped eating. I stopped eating big Snickers as soon as 1396 01:38:13.319 --> 01:38:16.880 someone made that comparison to me, Like I stopped eating full sized Snickers as 1397 01:38:16.920 --> 01:38:23.239 soon as someone brought that up to me, that's crazy, Like, yay, 1398 01:38:24.359 --> 01:38:28.800 I honestly think, honestly, actually, for real, I don't think 1399 01:38:28.840 --> 01:38:32.640 I've ever had a Snickers. I don't believe. I think I think you 1400 01:38:32.760 --> 01:38:36.640 think it. But I know you have had a snicker before because I've been 1401 01:38:36.680 --> 01:38:40.840 in the house. We've had snickers before. I have definitely had a snicker 1402 01:38:40.840 --> 01:38:42.960 before I've seen you. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, 1403 01:38:42.960 --> 01:38:46.239 hold on a second. One thing for sure, for sure, I 1404 01:38:46.319 --> 01:38:49.159 know that I have not had it. Was I know Kingston. I know 1405 01:38:49.199 --> 01:38:53.800 that I have not had a snicker since I've lived in LA I know that 1406 01:38:53.880 --> 01:38:56.199 for sure. When I was younger, that's a bigger question because I don't 1407 01:38:56.199 --> 01:38:58.560 know, Like I was probably inhaling all sorts of candies. There was one 1408 01:38:58.600 --> 01:39:02.239 time where I brought candy back from like whenever one secret eating and I gave 1409 01:39:02.279 --> 01:39:03.840 you a snicker. I was like, here, do you want one? 1410 01:39:04.079 --> 01:39:05.840 And you took it. I don't know if you ate it or not. 1411 01:39:06.279 --> 01:39:10.159 I didn't take it, pretty sure, okay, so hold on, I 1412 01:39:10.199 --> 01:39:13.960 would I take it, but I don't need it. What I do, 1413 01:39:14.039 --> 01:39:16.880 and I sincerely sincerely what I do. I don't know if this might be. 1414 01:39:16.960 --> 01:39:19.439 I don't know. I should be probably committed because of this. But 1415 01:39:19.560 --> 01:39:24.039 like if somebody offers me something I don't want to eat, I have a 1416 01:39:24.079 --> 01:39:26.960 tough time just like not accepting it. I don't know why. It's just 1417 01:39:27.000 --> 01:39:29.560 like I just because I just I don't want to have understand So I accept 1418 01:39:29.560 --> 01:39:30.560 it, even if it's like a candy or something, and I bring in 1419 01:39:30.680 --> 01:39:32.680 my room and then I open it and I look at it and then I 1420 01:39:32.760 --> 01:39:38.760 like shove ship inside it like like a penny or just like or like a 1421 01:39:38.800 --> 01:39:44.720 thumb tag or like just random up to that point that point and I just 1422 01:39:44.760 --> 01:39:48.640 throw it away. We're gonna say like I accept things and throw it away, 1423 01:39:48.680 --> 01:39:51.239 which I'm like that I've done that too. But then you just went 1424 01:39:51.319 --> 01:40:02.800 with like I roll the snickers up into like like a like a sounding it 1425 01:40:03.800 --> 01:40:08.720 absolutely dude, Yeah, I don't know, it sounds the peanuts out. 1426 01:40:09.039 --> 01:40:12.159 I want to say, this isn't something I have a habit of doing. 1427 01:40:12.239 --> 01:40:15.439 I've just done it at least three times. I noticed that I've done it. 1428 01:40:15.720 --> 01:40:18.439 So it's like you're seeing your dick swell because you can't piss off the 1429 01:40:18.439 --> 01:40:27.000 peanuts. Ye dude, have you ever tried I'm gonna try this. I'm 1430 01:40:27.000 --> 01:40:30.520 gonna pinch my dick and then try to piss and see if my dick is 1431 01:40:30.520 --> 01:40:33.600 I can tell you one hundred that shit hurts so bad. That shit hurts 1432 01:40:33.680 --> 01:40:41.119 so bad. I'm definitely and then tried to stop peeing before SHO feel good, 1433 01:40:41.159 --> 01:40:44.119 so bad, dude, my My actually muscle has been pretty good. 1434 01:40:44.199 --> 01:40:47.840 I've like I've I've been like, I don't know if you ever had this 1435 01:40:47.880 --> 01:40:54.000 happen before, like a sudden sharp pain from what I found out, because 1436 01:40:54.039 --> 01:40:58.720 I always just accepted whatever, I accepted whatever, just some sharp pain in 1437 01:40:58.720 --> 01:41:02.680 my abdomen like sometimes, but I found out it is it's it's sometimes like 1438 01:41:02.920 --> 01:41:10.199 gash trying to maneuver its way and it feels like a sharp fucking it's yeah, 1439 01:41:10.239 --> 01:41:14.800 so like so like you might be pissing and I've like, I don't 1440 01:41:14.800 --> 01:41:16.319 know how many times, but a handful of times this has happened to me 1441 01:41:16.720 --> 01:41:21.520 where it's it was so sharp that I immediately stopped pissing. But I'm like 1442 01:41:21.720 --> 01:41:26.279 good though, I'm like, yo, my fucking muscles like on point, 1443 01:41:26.439 --> 01:41:30.399 like whatever. You know that whatever that muscle was called sometimes didn't even hurt 1444 01:41:30.439 --> 01:41:34.159 it was sometimes sometimes I'll pee right. Sometimes I'll pee and then I'll get 1445 01:41:34.159 --> 01:41:38.600 like a shiver and then I'll fall to my knees and keep pissing all over 1446 01:41:38.640 --> 01:41:43.479 myself, and then it's it's it's a real problem. I don't know. 1447 01:41:44.039 --> 01:41:47.039 I know how to seeing that. The idea of seeing that, the idea 1448 01:41:47.079 --> 01:41:51.840 of seeing that happen is grat that is such because that that should warn an 1449 01:41:51.880 --> 01:41:55.640 emotional response. But I would just be like, Yo, what the fuck 1450 01:41:55.720 --> 01:42:00.199 is wrong with you? Dude? I thought it was normal for the it's 1451 01:42:00.239 --> 01:42:03.680 time, you know, like you he's still pissing and crying. Yeah, 1452 01:42:03.720 --> 01:42:06.760 it's it's you know, you pee a little bit and then you shiver and 1453 01:42:06.800 --> 01:42:10.560 then you fall. You lose your control of your knees and you fall, 1454 01:42:10.600 --> 01:42:13.239 and then you you can't stop peeing because that's insane, So you just piss 1455 01:42:13.239 --> 01:42:16.359 all over yourself and and then you you wipe yourself off with like wet wet 1456 01:42:16.359 --> 01:42:19.079 wipes, and then you're and then you're golden. It's like the same. 1457 01:42:19.119 --> 01:42:21.600 It's like you you just let it. It's like, what, you're not 1458 01:42:21.600 --> 01:42:25.279 gonna go to the doctor for everything. It's it's like when you know, 1459 01:42:25.319 --> 01:42:27.840 sometimes I wake up and I smell burnt coasts, but there's no burnt toast, 1460 01:42:27.880 --> 01:42:29.039 you know what I mean? Like, I'm not gonna go to the 1461 01:42:29.119 --> 01:42:31.119 doctor every time, yeah, just because it might be. The neighbors to 1462 01:42:32.000 --> 01:42:34.720 me and my friend were talking and he was like, you ever like come 1463 01:42:34.760 --> 01:42:40.079 and like your knees is give out? What I'm like, no, no, 1464 01:42:40.960 --> 01:42:43.760 no, I'm saying, never quite coming. He's like, I've definitely 1465 01:42:43.840 --> 01:42:46.760 came in a shower and my knees completely gave out. And that was just 1466 01:42:46.800 --> 01:42:53.439 like on the floor, like water rushing over him, just wondering who he 1467 01:42:53.760 --> 01:42:57.920 is and what is he doing? First? Crazy? Does your friend share 1468 01:42:57.920 --> 01:43:00.880 a shower with multiple people? Because it's just not a modern not a modern 1469 01:43:00.880 --> 01:43:09.920 fish. Okay, it's a shower because people look at look at man, 1470 01:43:10.319 --> 01:43:12.920 A lot of people don't do a good job washing down the jellyfish. Bro, 1471 01:43:13.239 --> 01:43:17.800 you gotta be careful with that jellyfish. Why yeah, you just it's 1472 01:43:17.840 --> 01:43:21.159 just it's a nice way of saying, cum shot, that's fucking gis on 1473 01:43:21.199 --> 01:43:30.520 the floor and jelly I fucking wow. That made me so deeply viscerally upset. 1474 01:43:31.039 --> 01:43:35.079 Let's move on. See now you have a better understanding of why, 1475 01:43:35.399 --> 01:43:41.680 Hey, you want a jelly buddy, lady monster, come on, I 1476 01:43:41.720 --> 01:43:45.760 don't know, I don't and then not fucking rinse it away because you think, 1477 01:43:45.039 --> 01:43:47.760 oh, the fucking water is gonna take care of it. And I'm 1478 01:43:47.760 --> 01:43:54.600 like, bro, it's that's not good. Months later you hear pop up 1479 01:43:54.640 --> 01:43:58.399 coming from in the drain. What do you do? Then you do that? 1480 01:43:58.840 --> 01:44:01.479 Put a snake down that rate and fucking clear it out, Papa, 1481 01:44:02.239 --> 01:44:08.920 Papa, just get a bunch of I'm putting. You'll do whatever you like 1482 01:44:10.159 --> 01:44:15.159 everything I'm mixing, moving, man, and get a pipe bomb. I'm 1483 01:44:15.199 --> 01:44:19.720 doing everything I gotta do. I'm moving immediately, I'm leaving. I'm I'm 1484 01:44:19.720 --> 01:44:26.199 like, listen, this is your problem now, residence. I'm not shower 1485 01:44:26.319 --> 01:44:30.119 papa. I mean, how did you learn how to talk with me fucking 1486 01:44:30.199 --> 01:44:33.600 singing? Is that it me seeing the shower and you learn how to talk? 1487 01:44:33.680 --> 01:44:40.479 That's crazy. I don't. I can't impregnant. That's the first question. 1488 01:44:40.560 --> 01:44:44.880 As some random just sitting down there, down there, I can't. 1489 01:44:45.159 --> 01:44:47.039 Yeah, I don't come in the shower at also. That's that's that's never 1490 01:44:47.560 --> 01:44:50.880 just not it's just not a good idea. It's just not. I I've 1491 01:44:51.319 --> 01:44:56.960 I've lived with a lot of people at some point, big family and stuff, 1492 01:44:57.000 --> 01:45:01.000 and there was like rules because pe people are fucking filthy, man, 1493 01:45:01.079 --> 01:45:04.960 they just don't clean up after themselves. Well so of course if they're busting 1494 01:45:05.000 --> 01:45:08.920 in the shower, they're not going to clean up after themselves either, And 1495 01:45:09.159 --> 01:45:12.640 nobody wants to fucking come take They're about to take a shower and then all 1496 01:45:12.680 --> 01:45:15.319 of a sudden, you like slip and then you fall in some comb or 1497 01:45:15.399 --> 01:45:18.880 something. That's that's a fucking nightmare scenario. Or maybe some people like it. 1498 01:45:18.960 --> 01:45:21.199 Maybe we're like, oh, liftovers and they just go to town. 1499 01:45:21.279 --> 01:45:25.159 I don't know. I just feel like it's not that's not my bag. 1500 01:45:25.840 --> 01:45:28.359 That's not my bag. Man. I don't know how you. I don't 1501 01:45:28.359 --> 01:45:33.960 know how y'all live. Papa. Yeah, I'm not coming to the hard 1502 01:45:35.159 --> 01:45:41.319 frozen Oh wait no, I could for for a second for me, you 1503 01:45:41.439 --> 01:45:45.000 were so perfectly still. I was like, wait, yeah, yeah for 1504 01:45:45.119 --> 01:45:48.800 me, for me, he actually did freeze. Oh for me, okay, 1505 01:45:48.880 --> 01:45:51.239 okay, yeah, okay, yeah yeah, so whatever, we'll figure 1506 01:45:51.239 --> 01:45:57.560 it out all right. There died there and he says, hey, guys, 1507 01:45:57.840 --> 01:46:01.880 frequent concert, frequent concert, go here. Nice. I've been to 1508 01:46:01.920 --> 01:46:05.680 a few shows where the opening act completely blew away the headliner, unto others 1509 01:46:05.800 --> 01:46:11.640 Opening for arch Enemies and Spirit World opening for Creator, to name a couple. 1510 01:46:11.960 --> 01:46:15.159 Have you ever been to any shows where that happened, where the where 1511 01:46:15.159 --> 01:46:18.199 the opening act completely blew the headliner went. Yes. Yes, I've been 1512 01:46:18.239 --> 01:46:25.760 a part of multiple shows. I have played at shows that were a lot 1513 01:46:25.840 --> 01:46:28.600 of times I feel bad for the headliners, man, because sometimes I'm like, 1514 01:46:28.680 --> 01:46:31.640 damn, I bet they wish they would have went first or went later 1515 01:46:31.720 --> 01:46:35.960 on down the bill, because sometimes there's like this hometown hero band that everybody 1516 01:46:36.039 --> 01:46:40.399 may tear up. Yeah, I remember, I'll never forget. There's this 1517 01:46:40.439 --> 01:46:45.640 hardcore band called Hadez. They there was there was a there was a main 1518 01:46:45.800 --> 01:46:48.439 the main band, the headliner is called Vermin, this death metal band and 1519 01:46:48.520 --> 01:46:54.720 this hardcore band Herez showed up and ninety percent of the people there were for 1520 01:46:54.840 --> 01:46:59.760 harressed. They played Everyone's there hardcore, two stepping, having a fucking great 1521 01:46:59.800 --> 01:47:03.479 time. I'm herez leaves. The venue is practically fucking empty. Now. 1522 01:47:04.079 --> 01:47:08.439 Vermin put on a good show, but the energy was just not there, 1523 01:47:08.479 --> 01:47:15.119 obviously, because there was almost I felt so bad, multiple awful. That 1524 01:47:15.239 --> 01:47:18.600 was honestly how it was when I went to see Devin Townsend, because Devin 1525 01:47:18.640 --> 01:47:25.119 Townsend wasn't the main show. It was Devin Townsend Animals as Leaders, and 1526 01:47:25.520 --> 01:47:29.960 they were opening up for uh, Dream Theater, and Dream Theater's great a 1527 01:47:30.960 --> 01:47:38.920 but Devin Townsend is fucking unreal, especially live to the point where like that's 1528 01:47:39.079 --> 01:47:42.880 rough. It's rough to it's rough to follow Devin Towns. I would never 1529 01:47:42.920 --> 01:47:47.239 in a million fucking years ever even remotely want that to happen. That's so 1530 01:47:47.640 --> 01:47:51.159 bad, Like you open for Devin, like even if even if you're not, 1531 01:47:53.079 --> 01:47:57.279 because he will, he will just do better. Like it's just there's 1532 01:47:57.279 --> 01:48:00.600 an objective level of just proficiency and talent, especially like in vocals, where 1533 01:48:00.600 --> 01:48:03.600 it's just like especially because Dream Theater, like they're singer now is just not 1534 01:48:04.720 --> 01:48:09.199 really what people are going there for. It's mostly the instrumentation, so like 1535 01:48:09.960 --> 01:48:12.920 it just stuck out really hard where it's like, damn, that was a 1536 01:48:13.039 --> 01:48:15.680 killer show and now we're kind of in this place where it's still really good. 1537 01:48:15.800 --> 01:48:20.800 But like, Damn, that was definitely the highlights gone. Like when 1538 01:48:20.840 --> 01:48:24.560 I saw Paramore, I saw when I when I was like when I saw 1539 01:48:24.640 --> 01:48:28.399 Paramore, they were opening for someone else. I forgot who it was. 1540 01:48:29.199 --> 01:48:31.680 Good luck to that fucking whoever it was. It was. It was when 1541 01:48:31.800 --> 01:48:38.000 Riot first came out to It was a very small venue of Poughkeepsie. It 1542 01:48:38.119 --> 01:48:40.439 was like it was it was the time. It was the time to be 1543 01:48:40.479 --> 01:48:42.640 a Paramore fan. And one of my friends, Dredges, like, you 1544 01:48:42.720 --> 01:48:44.720 please come with me, and I was like, I don't really want to 1545 01:48:44.760 --> 01:48:50.640 go see this fucking redhaired girl like se like what I was so like not 1546 01:48:50.840 --> 01:48:55.159 into it. That's crazy, man. I went in. I was like, 1547 01:48:55.439 --> 01:49:02.079 holy shit, I love her. I'm in. I was by looking 1548 01:49:02.119 --> 01:49:05.479 at fire like putting its hands at it, like I want this power. 1549 01:49:06.840 --> 01:49:12.800 But she fucking Haley killed that. The drummer and the freaking league guitarist or 1550 01:49:12.840 --> 01:49:15.119 the bay he was a bass player right because she played guitar. Is he 1551 01:49:15.159 --> 01:49:19.439 a bass player? Probably? Yeah. I mean there's rhythm guitarists too. 1552 01:49:19.560 --> 01:49:21.680 There's like, you know, I don't know this specifics of Paramore. I 1553 01:49:21.760 --> 01:49:25.560 never really looked into them. I just know Hailey Williams, but I'm sure 1554 01:49:25.560 --> 01:49:28.720 there's probably like a lead destroyed it. I was like, dang, I 1555 01:49:28.760 --> 01:49:31.880 forget what they opened for. And then the one time I saw the Weekend. 1556 01:49:32.199 --> 01:49:34.640 The Weekend did a really really really good job, but I was there 1557 01:49:34.680 --> 01:49:39.720 for Kate Tranada and Kannada killed it. Yeah, Okay, I see, 1558 01:49:39.960 --> 01:49:44.239 Yeah, that dude, that happens that there's a lot of two weekends like 1559 01:49:44.920 --> 01:49:46.600 believable performer in person? What do you call it to the dark horse? 1560 01:49:46.960 --> 01:49:49.960 Like the dark horse of anything where you're like, this is this is who 1561 01:49:50.079 --> 01:49:55.319 everybody's kind of coming for. When it's a lot of times I always I 1562 01:49:55.359 --> 01:50:00.239 always say, I'm like, bro, you gotta put this specific app You 1563 01:50:00.359 --> 01:50:03.119 got to give them the main billing because it's gonna keep the venue full, 1564 01:50:03.199 --> 01:50:06.840 which means people are gonna buy more stuff, people are gonna stay for everybody. 1565 01:50:06.880 --> 01:50:13.880 Because there's that happens so often where I've seen the Dylander escape Plan multiple 1566 01:50:13.960 --> 01:50:17.840 times. They're not around anymore, uh, But they they're not everyone's cup 1567 01:50:17.880 --> 01:50:21.720 of tea because a lot of their music's really chaotic. But they have like 1568 01:50:21.840 --> 01:50:26.119 maybe out of all the albums they released, they maybe have like ten tracks 1569 01:50:26.159 --> 01:50:30.000 that I feel like most people could consume as kind of like an alternative rock 1570 01:50:30.119 --> 01:50:33.159 thing and it's not all chaotic and screaming and shit. But their shows are 1571 01:50:33.239 --> 01:50:39.039 always I've never seen anyone put on a better show to them. They're insane 1572 01:50:39.399 --> 01:50:44.239 to the point they're doing things that they clearly shouldn't be doing, like climbing 1573 01:50:44.840 --> 01:50:50.439 fucking Greg the vocalist. He climbed the fucking monitors. No, these were 1574 01:50:50.479 --> 01:50:54.479 the speakers, Actually, they weren't the monitors. He climbed the speakers that 1575 01:50:54.600 --> 01:50:58.000 were on the House of Blues and Anaheim. He climbed them to the second 1576 01:50:58.079 --> 01:51:00.359 balcony, which he easily could have slipped and themselves. And it was one 1577 01:51:00.359 --> 01:51:04.359 of those things that clearly you can't do that, and he's just like, 1578 01:51:04.439 --> 01:51:08.640 no, I'm gonna do that and start singing up in the balcony, and 1579 01:51:08.720 --> 01:51:13.399 I'm like you, I can't believe he just with no harness, no nothing, 1580 01:51:13.600 --> 01:51:15.680 just like, oh, I'm just gonna climb this and literally have like 1581 01:51:16.079 --> 01:51:20.239 probably anyone who has any sort of investment in there shitting their pants, like, 1582 01:51:20.479 --> 01:51:23.880 oh, this guy's gonna die and then we're gonna have to shut down. 1583 01:51:24.439 --> 01:51:30.039 But it's just wild stuff. And I don't remember the other performances of 1584 01:51:30.079 --> 01:51:32.720 other bands because nothing. It doesn't even matter if the music's better, it's 1585 01:51:32.800 --> 01:51:38.239 just like this performance was. Then I'm like, fuck, man. But 1586 01:51:38.399 --> 01:51:44.039 yeah, like some people start performing and it is go insane. I love 1587 01:51:44.119 --> 01:51:45.279 it. That's why you just watch them. You're like, yo, this 1588 01:51:45.359 --> 01:51:48.880 guy's gonna die. I don't want to be here for this part. I 1589 01:51:49.079 --> 01:51:53.720 like a lot of shitty music or not shitty music that doesn't take Uh. 1590 01:51:54.319 --> 01:51:58.000 It's it's easy. It's easy to play because people can go harder in the 1591 01:51:58.039 --> 01:52:02.600 paint. So when you have like bands like a Dream Theater or Animals as 1592 01:52:02.680 --> 01:52:08.199 leaders, they're they're so technical. They can't go crazy, right, really 1593 01:52:08.279 --> 01:52:12.640 impressed. I'm having a good time for everyone's kind of standing around nodding their 1594 01:52:12.720 --> 01:52:15.000 heads. But you know why, like, yeah, they can't, they 1595 01:52:15.039 --> 01:52:20.279 can't be they can't be running around doing crazy. It's it's why stuff like 1596 01:52:20.640 --> 01:52:24.880 like the Ramones, like Ramone style kind of stuff. I think. I 1597 01:52:24.880 --> 01:52:28.000 think it's why honestly, Green Day is so successful. Actually it's like a 1598 01:52:28.039 --> 01:52:31.159 lot all those songs are so simple to play and they're just they just run 1599 01:52:31.199 --> 01:52:36.159 around the fucking stage like and it's fucking is the best genre is the best 1600 01:52:36.159 --> 01:52:43.199 for that specific punk show. Punk shows are so fucking fun for that specific 1601 01:52:43.279 --> 01:52:47.960 reason, just the energy and Hailey is Hailey is a hardcore kid. And 1602 01:52:48.039 --> 01:52:50.600 so when you watch her on stage, even when she's fucking playing some of 1603 01:52:50.640 --> 01:52:54.359 the softer ship, a lot of times you'll see her do what a lot 1604 01:52:54.399 --> 01:52:57.880 of hardcore kids do in a pit. She'll be doing the two stepping thing 1605 01:52:57.960 --> 01:53:00.760 that she Her energy is great, her inergy. She's a great performer, 1606 01:53:00.800 --> 01:53:05.479 bro. Because I was way younger so she was. It was like maybe 1607 01:53:05.560 --> 01:53:12.920 like we gotta go maybe maybe two thousand and seven, May maybe six, 1608 01:53:13.760 --> 01:53:16.399 and that was a long I was like forever, and you know, it 1609 01:53:16.560 --> 01:53:23.560 was like maybe actually fourteen. I actually like that fucking uh after Laughter record 1610 01:53:23.640 --> 01:53:30.239 quite a bit. That poppy ones like it's good, but I still stand 1611 01:53:30.359 --> 01:53:33.960 by that's the Hayley Williams experience. I still find that's totally fine. That's 1612 01:53:34.000 --> 01:53:40.520 totally fine. Yeah it's not. That album is pretty good. Well, 1613 01:53:40.560 --> 01:53:42.560 I haven't heard all of it, but I've heard like some of it's like 1614 01:53:42.640 --> 01:53:46.279 some of the songs off of that new it had like it's it's it's like 1615 01:53:46.520 --> 01:53:50.960 very early Paramore. I just want like, like you know, fallow Up 1616 01:53:50.960 --> 01:53:55.479 Boy came back with that one song. You know it's good. Well, 1617 01:53:55.600 --> 01:53:58.479 no, I think it's good. Oh yeah, I know what you're talking 1618 01:53:58.479 --> 01:54:01.279 about. That you know that you know that new that early Paramore. I 1619 01:54:01.279 --> 01:54:04.439 don't think it's only Paramore at all. The new Paramore record is. I 1620 01:54:04.520 --> 01:54:08.399 think it's not early Paramore. Listened to early Paramore. You sounded sane, 1621 01:54:08.439 --> 01:54:13.119 you sound in sane, same, it's like it's early streaming in it early 1622 01:54:13.199 --> 01:54:15.960 Paramore. They're screaming in it, like actually like fucking like scream oh type 1623 01:54:16.000 --> 01:54:23.279 ship. It's not really yeah, early a whole discography I've never heard, 1624 01:54:23.319 --> 01:54:27.399 I guess. Then. Yeah, it's like you're talking. I don't have 1625 01:54:27.479 --> 01:54:30.319 anything specifically in my head right here screaming, but I've never heard specifically. 1626 01:54:30.520 --> 01:54:33.880 I specifically remember like a track that I listened to from Paramore. I was 1627 01:54:33.920 --> 01:54:36.079 like, this is nuts, this is Paramos. This is not sound like 1628 01:54:36.119 --> 01:54:39.720 Paramoure at all. It was like they made a gospel song, you know. 1629 01:54:42.279 --> 01:54:45.359 Yeah, but it's like Devin Towns. It's like Devin Townsend doing like 1630 01:54:45.479 --> 01:54:49.720 op Disney Opera and then fucking doing fucking metal ship where it's like I guess, 1631 01:54:50.000 --> 01:54:54.119 I guess people just do whatever. Try to find that track because I 1632 01:54:54.840 --> 01:54:59.279 may have, because it come and it come now we're all just balls up 1633 01:54:59.359 --> 01:55:04.159 come they come. Yeah. Yeah, the self titled album was all right, 1634 01:55:04.359 --> 01:55:08.720 I like some of the some of them, right, but that was 1635 01:55:08.800 --> 01:55:13.560 when No, that was twenty thirteen, the self titled Uh yes, I 1636 01:55:13.680 --> 01:55:17.079 remember that specifically. I was working at egg and I was, uh consuming 1637 01:55:17.119 --> 01:55:19.399 that album while I was working there, and I was like, this albums 1638 01:55:19.439 --> 01:55:23.199 all right, but it's still I was like, I missed the pop punk 1639 01:55:23.279 --> 01:55:26.920 elements of it, like uh, they're they're you know, riot, and 1640 01:55:27.000 --> 01:55:35.039 then the brand new eyes fucking amazing albums. Those are just fucking incredible albums 1641 01:55:35.159 --> 01:55:42.079 where that's that music. Never it's the same thing like say new Metal is 1642 01:55:42.359 --> 01:55:45.199 making a quote unquote comeback. But the thing is, if you ever gone 1643 01:55:45.239 --> 01:55:47.880 to the shows, they're always sold out. So it's always like say a 1644 01:55:48.079 --> 01:55:51.159 vibe within the mainstream where they just kicked this ship out and saying that it's 1645 01:55:51.199 --> 01:55:55.239 over. But I'm like, you have these festivals and we when we were 1646 01:55:55.319 --> 01:55:59.039 young, are sold out fucking almost a year in it advance. This ship 1647 01:55:59.239 --> 01:56:02.560 never died out, it's just they kick it out of the fucking airwaves. 1648 01:56:03.079 --> 01:56:06.720 And point B when I when I was already out of high school, I 1649 01:56:06.760 --> 01:56:12.560 feel like I was twenty thirteen, right, maybe those songs came out before 1650 01:56:12.680 --> 01:56:16.279 the album was released. What are you talking about? Because, like, 1651 01:56:16.439 --> 01:56:19.319 ain't it fun? I was in high school hearing that song. I know 1652 01:56:19.520 --> 01:56:24.479 it is. When did you graduate high school? Twenty twelve? Well it 1653 01:56:24.600 --> 01:56:27.359 might have been so a lot of time singles come out before the album drops. 1654 01:56:27.520 --> 01:56:31.760 Yeah, and then there's no as those songs came out. Nine that's 1655 01:56:31.960 --> 01:56:35.520 mine still into you? Oh you're talking from the same album, some the 1656 01:56:35.560 --> 01:56:41.640 same album. This is a paramore Okay, Yeah that's from the and yeah 1657 01:56:41.640 --> 01:56:44.840 that's from the same album. Proof is definitely a heart. It might have 1658 01:56:44.880 --> 01:56:46.960 just it just came out. It might have justumed. They might have brain 1659 01:56:47.039 --> 01:56:49.359 it's all, dude, it was a long time ago. That was ten 1660 01:56:49.439 --> 01:56:53.159 years ago. You could have been like, fucking, everything's mashing together. 1661 01:56:53.199 --> 01:56:55.720 I do this ship all the time, you know, so, but it's 1662 01:56:55.800 --> 01:56:59.800 close enough. But yeah, I was thirteen. I'm just hoping that, 1663 01:56:59.880 --> 01:57:03.640 like I was saying before, I'm just hoping that they drop something that's now 1664 01:57:03.760 --> 01:57:09.880 that you know, pop punk's cool again, even though it's it's always you 1665 01:57:09.960 --> 01:57:12.520 know, people the same people that always listen to pop punk have never stopped 1666 01:57:12.520 --> 01:57:15.760 listening to it. That they drop another pop punk record. That's why I 1667 01:57:15.079 --> 01:57:21.079 really liked that. Singles from the album that follow Boy just dropped because I 1668 01:57:21.159 --> 01:57:25.680 was like, oh this is this is like oh seven fallout boy. I 1669 01:57:25.840 --> 01:57:30.239 hate I hate I like pop punk. I really hate pop rock. I 1670 01:57:30.439 --> 01:57:32.119 really hate it. I hate that era time. I hated living due the 1671 01:57:32.159 --> 01:57:35.239 era at time. But if I get more Paramore, I'm okay with it. 1672 01:57:35.640 --> 01:57:39.199 I'm okay with it. Like all of it, man, I can't 1673 01:57:39.239 --> 01:57:43.319 find it. I hated the people, hate the people that loved it. 1674 01:57:43.600 --> 01:57:46.239 I hated the fucking area I was at when it was happening. I hated 1675 01:57:46.279 --> 01:57:50.880 the radio stage. I just hated it so much. I was so not 1676 01:57:51.039 --> 01:57:57.000 into it. Every radio station it was just everywhere kingson. Do you remember 1677 01:57:57.000 --> 01:57:59.960 the radio station? Well, it was like, uh, it wasn't Kiss 1678 01:58:00.640 --> 01:58:10.079 four, it was ninety six nine rock. Uh. Oh my god, 1679 01:58:10.159 --> 01:58:14.399 I can't remember what the fucking fucking hate bro I was. I was in 1680 01:58:14.479 --> 01:58:18.079 a dark place. I was having my joker moments bro by myself in my 1681 01:58:18.199 --> 01:58:20.880 room, being like I'm gonna get them all, I'm gonna stop them. 1682 01:58:24.199 --> 01:58:30.520 Period. I hated it. Everyone had stupid fucking bangs and purple frosted tips. 1683 01:58:30.800 --> 01:58:33.640 Everyone was so annoying. Everybody, everyone was so you just hate the 1684 01:58:33.760 --> 01:58:36.720 vibes more than I hated the vibes, and I hated the music was very 1685 01:58:36.800 --> 01:58:44.000 whiney. But that wasn't that wasn't pop. Yeah, are you thinking more 1686 01:58:44.159 --> 01:58:47.399 like, are you thinking it more like like it's even emo? It's more 1687 01:58:47.479 --> 01:58:53.399 emo. You're thinking more like say taking back Sunday Hawthorne. But they were 1688 01:58:53.560 --> 01:58:57.520 all so mashed together in that area of time, a nice period of time, 1689 01:58:58.079 --> 01:59:00.640 they were just the same. You couldn't one went out the other. 1690 01:59:00.960 --> 01:59:04.600 I get it, like there was like saying you definitely could remember my It 1691 01:59:04.720 --> 01:59:09.640 was hard at that time. It was for me like that because I was 1692 01:59:09.680 --> 01:59:12.079 not into I was. I wasn't into that screaming ship either, and it 1693 01:59:12.159 --> 01:59:14.399 was very easy for me to like, oh that's okay, well that's not 1694 01:59:15.119 --> 01:59:18.520 yeah, it's it's very easy. It wasn't even not used the radio or 1695 01:59:19.159 --> 01:59:24.640 I used he was talking about that was there. I was on ninety six 1696 01:59:24.720 --> 01:59:28.960 point nine w r r V Rock FM radio fucking the whole time, and 1697 01:59:29.000 --> 01:59:31.399 it was no, there was barely any There was barely any hearing that. 1698 01:59:31.880 --> 01:59:35.279 And it's being like, I just I just want to listen to rap music. 1699 01:59:36.279 --> 01:59:43.000 Rap music, that's all you weren't getting a rap. A lot of 1700 01:59:43.039 --> 01:59:45.039 the rock stations. You're right, though a lot of the rock stations didn't 1701 01:59:45.279 --> 01:59:48.920 stoop to the to the scream. Oh they they didn't really play a lot 1702 01:59:48.960 --> 01:59:54.000 of it. There was it was like there was like simple plan and fucking 1703 01:59:54.760 --> 01:59:58.960 my chemical romance was like, that was the most I've heard all of it. 1704 01:59:59.039 --> 02:00:01.199 I heard, I would here, I would hear fucking all of it. 1705 02:00:01.279 --> 02:00:03.720 It was just I don't know how you heard any of that because we 1706 02:00:03.760 --> 02:00:10.840 grew up out hanging out with some interesting people. Yeah, you just you 1707 02:00:11.000 --> 02:00:13.680 did not hear that on the radio because it just was down on the radio. 1708 02:00:13.680 --> 02:00:19.000 I swear to god, dude, I promise one. I swear this. 1709 02:00:19.159 --> 02:00:25.000 All right, all right, Chris, everybody, everybody list you would 1710 02:00:25.079 --> 02:00:31.680 hear fucking would be and I'm talking about like just like punk emo music. 1711 02:00:31.760 --> 02:00:35.199 You would hear emo music. You would you would hear not seaming, not 1712 02:00:35.359 --> 02:00:41.199 hardcore ship not like people like into the mic and crying, but you would 1713 02:00:41.239 --> 02:00:45.399 hear like you would hear pop punk. All of that was on there. 1714 02:00:45.079 --> 02:00:49.960 All of that was on there, like I wouldn't like talking. That's like 1715 02:00:50.039 --> 02:00:55.520 specifically the point that was specifical, not not like hardcore. No give us, 1716 02:00:55.680 --> 02:00:58.840 give us like something that really bothered you. Give us like a song 1717 02:00:59.000 --> 02:01:00.680 or a band or something that really bothered you back in the day that that 1718 02:01:00.800 --> 02:01:09.960 probably like pissed you off the most. Yeah, I mean it was definitely 1719 02:01:10.359 --> 02:01:14.680 it. I called that alt rock. I wouldn't call it emo though that 1720 02:01:14.840 --> 02:01:19.119 was It wasn't email email exactly. It was just like whiney boy music, 1721 02:01:19.239 --> 02:01:23.439 like Winer music. Yeah, I didn't. I wasn't. I tried. 1722 02:01:23.520 --> 02:01:26.920 I tried. There was that was that the Kill or whatever? I try 1723 02:01:26.960 --> 02:01:29.880 to get into that song, but I'm like, it's okay, But that's 1724 02:01:29.960 --> 02:01:32.039 pretty much the most. To be honest, I actually don't know enough of 1725 02:01:32.119 --> 02:01:35.479 their music. I wanted freedom from life at that moment in time, bro, 1726 02:01:36.000 --> 02:01:40.600 I want absolution from being around. I couldn't. I didn't have an 1727 02:01:40.600 --> 02:01:44.800 iPod yet. I was stuck in upstate New York. I was I didn't 1728 02:01:44.880 --> 02:01:46.760 have anything to be like, I want to focus on what I wanted to 1729 02:01:47.000 --> 02:01:50.199 only and like I wouldn't swarm Peteps and York and it was people I like 1730 02:01:50.239 --> 02:01:53.840 had ratmus like that there. But then when I would leave, I would 1731 02:01:53.920 --> 02:01:58.079 come back to Fishkill where I lived, and I'd be surrounded by the dumbest 1732 02:01:58.119 --> 02:02:00.960 ship. And then and then at twenty ten is when the paradigm started to 1733 02:02:01.000 --> 02:02:04.600 switch and then hip hop started just taking over entirely because it was always around, 1734 02:02:04.600 --> 02:02:09.720 it was always popular. But around the time of like Kendrick Lamar coming 1735 02:02:09.760 --> 02:02:13.319 out, is when Rock was got shot in the face and died. Just 1736 02:02:14.039 --> 02:02:17.520 that's crazy, man. I was just the best, the best of both 1737 02:02:17.560 --> 02:02:21.439 worlds, especially with the radio because we had Power one six were and then 1738 02:02:21.439 --> 02:02:25.119 there was one other one that I KD. There was K and Power one 1739 02:02:25.279 --> 02:02:29.800 six over on the West coast. K was all old old school ship and 1740 02:02:29.920 --> 02:02:32.279 then UH and then six was just keeping up with the trends like whatever whatever 1741 02:02:32.399 --> 02:02:36.079 is hot. And then there was for rock, there was just uh uh 1742 02:02:36.920 --> 02:02:42.319 K Rock six seven, and then there was pop. The pop station was 1743 02:02:42.399 --> 02:02:46.239 Kiss FM seven and those were like them. Those were like the if so 1744 02:02:46.399 --> 02:02:50.680 if you wanted to listen to predominantly hip hop, KD and UH and UH, 1745 02:02:50.800 --> 02:03:00.319 and we didn't have we didn't have even have powers pop. In the 1746 02:03:00.479 --> 02:03:04.880 city. There there are the yeah, but like where we were like far 1747 02:03:05.039 --> 02:03:09.880 north, far more North, it was like you had pop on like K 1748 02:03:10.000 --> 02:03:15.199 one O four but like that was that was it basically, and then uh, 1749 02:03:15.720 --> 02:03:16.880 I don't know, it was really dire up there. I didn't. 1750 02:03:16.880 --> 02:03:20.720 I hated the radio because because even on the rock stations, even on the 1751 02:03:20.800 --> 02:03:25.239 rock stations, they would always play the same fucking like. It was always 1752 02:03:25.359 --> 02:03:28.319 like okay, ever long better food fighters. It's like okay, fair, 1753 02:03:28.560 --> 02:03:30.920 I guess, and then and then it'd be like uh and then they would 1754 02:03:30.960 --> 02:03:35.960 be like, oh my god, what else? Uh, Oh my god, 1755 02:03:36.000 --> 02:03:40.720 God, imagine dragons. It was imagine dragons a lot too, and 1756 02:03:40.800 --> 02:03:43.600 I remember being like the second it was imagine dragons often, I was like 1757 02:03:44.600 --> 02:03:46.920 I specifically I had a car with I didn't have an auxiliary court in it. 1758 02:03:47.000 --> 02:03:49.399 I had a two thousand and four or like two and three Toyota Corolla 1759 02:03:49.439 --> 02:03:55.279 Silver, and it had what a CD right where I would burn all my 1760 02:03:55.399 --> 02:03:57.680 music onto CDs and I would have I had like a little disk sleep and 1761 02:03:57.680 --> 02:04:01.039 I would put him in, or I had this tape deck thing where it 1762 02:04:01.079 --> 02:04:03.479 would be a tape deck with like a wire and that would act as like 1763 02:04:03.479 --> 02:04:08.600 an aux cable. And it was so yeah, the radio got so fucking 1764 02:04:08.880 --> 02:04:15.880 the same where it was just you know what of these days and I'm like, 1765 02:04:15.960 --> 02:04:19.600 oh, man, I can't. I can't. I gotta go to 1766 02:04:19.720 --> 02:04:25.600 Best Buy and spend my menial fucking income on this tape deck that, by 1767 02:04:25.640 --> 02:04:28.119 the way, had like a shelf life of like a couple months. That 1768 02:04:28.239 --> 02:04:31.000 thing broke. I bought eight of those over the course. I bought eight 1769 02:04:31.039 --> 02:04:33.479 of those over the course because like the tape would wear out or something or 1770 02:04:33.560 --> 02:04:36.800 like, I don't know, like it just probably wasn't built to withstanding giving 1771 02:04:38.399 --> 02:04:41.399 a human just giving up the fight and being like I gotta do this, 1772 02:04:41.760 --> 02:04:44.399 I gotta do this. I have to spend this money because I cannot be 1773 02:04:44.600 --> 02:04:48.560 subject I cannot be subject to these fucking Look, dude, I like the 1774 02:04:48.600 --> 02:04:51.560 Food Fighters, but like not every day, all the time, not that 1775 02:04:51.800 --> 02:04:56.239 much. God, yeah right, the rock station I'll listen to now, 1776 02:04:56.439 --> 02:05:01.000 it's very similar. Yeah, all Food Fighters, little Nirvana, a little 1777 02:05:01.079 --> 02:05:05.199 disturbed a little bit. It's just like the weird thing is there's bands that 1778 02:05:05.239 --> 02:05:11.800 are so fucking huge that they just never play or like I even I think 1779 02:05:11.920 --> 02:05:15.279 last time we talked this, they played Ramones. But I'm like, what 1780 02:05:15.399 --> 02:05:20.840 about fucking misfits? Like every band that is on this radio station that's playing 1781 02:05:21.279 --> 02:05:27.399 are giant fans of Misfits. They probably even have the fucking fiend skull tattooed 1782 02:05:27.439 --> 02:05:30.119 on them or some shit. Well, Misfits act like they don't exist. 1783 02:05:30.479 --> 02:05:33.920 Well, it is wild how erased Misfits is from, like, because Misfits 1784 02:05:34.000 --> 02:05:38.319 is like they're like nas in the sense that like these are like this is 1785 02:05:38.439 --> 02:05:40.600 like the fing This is like you know what I mean when I say that, 1786 02:05:40.840 --> 02:05:45.439 where it's like that's their moses. Yeah, everybody who makes music in 1787 02:05:45.520 --> 02:05:50.960 this industry, who's like really big in this genre loves this band like they 1788 02:05:51.319 --> 02:05:58.079 like everybody loves the Misfits, Like, dude, one of What's okay? 1789 02:05:58.079 --> 02:06:01.239 They play Metallica all the time, Talika one of their favorite bands. All 1790 02:06:01.319 --> 02:06:05.000 of them just consensuously are like, oh, Miswits, We fucking love them, 1791 02:06:05.159 --> 02:06:10.000 to the point where they covered Last Caress And even in their their most 1792 02:06:10.079 --> 02:06:14.399 famous fucking show, their Seattle eighty nine show, They're They're Seattle or ninety 1793 02:06:14.560 --> 02:06:16.159 three or whatever whatever it is, whatever day it was, they had that 1794 02:06:16.319 --> 02:06:20.000 famous Seattle show, that live show, that DVD, and of course they 1795 02:06:20.039 --> 02:06:26.840 played it live because of how important it was to them musically, And I 1796 02:06:27.359 --> 02:06:31.800 just I don't fucking get who controls these these playlists. I really would like 1797 02:06:31.920 --> 02:06:38.199 to know how they put them together, because they just miss out on I 1798 02:06:38.319 --> 02:06:41.800 kind of had a curious Yeah, I kind of had a curiosity about like 1799 02:06:42.399 --> 02:06:45.199 doing radio stuff when I was like really young, because I thought it would 1800 02:06:45.239 --> 02:06:47.680 be like really fun. Yeah, and I just never did. There was 1801 02:06:47.680 --> 02:06:49.840 a radio club in school too, but like I was just like I don't 1802 02:06:49.960 --> 02:06:53.439 like any of these people. I can't. I can't, fucking I can't. 1803 02:06:54.199 --> 02:06:59.399 I was so fucking anti social it's insane. Yeah, but I would 1804 02:06:59.399 --> 02:07:00.840 love to do it now. I would love to do I would totally love 1805 02:07:00.880 --> 02:07:03.520 to do if. I if we could actually like host a radio show and 1806 02:07:03.640 --> 02:07:06.239 just like have songs that we like playing on and then like dude, we'll 1807 02:07:06.319 --> 02:07:12.720 just like like in between you that's true. Well, I mean it would 1808 02:07:12.760 --> 02:07:17.760 just be about the format it would we should actually just for just just for 1809 02:07:17.960 --> 02:07:23.199 ships and giggles, do like an hour like record, like in like an 1810 02:07:23.319 --> 02:07:28.720 hour editive audio where it's just like songs that we like, like faded interstitially. 1811 02:07:28.800 --> 02:07:30.439 Like we won't do it live, I guess, because like that's a 1812 02:07:30.520 --> 02:07:31.880 lot of whatever, that's a lot of time. But like the idea of 1813 02:07:31.960 --> 02:07:36.439 like almost making it sound like we have a radio station, you know what 1814 02:07:36.479 --> 02:07:42.680 I mean, fun and just have like an hour of this in jungle. 1815 02:07:44.960 --> 02:07:47.159 I'm not even joking. I think that would be super like, especially if 1816 02:07:47.239 --> 02:07:53.239 the conversations in between the songs were completely out of pocket like they are here. 1817 02:07:53.279 --> 02:07:55.359 It's like, I like it. There's actually so there's a radio station 1818 02:07:55.439 --> 02:07:58.880 called the Mountain here and uh they do the morning show. It's called the 1819 02:07:58.920 --> 02:08:05.199 Woody Show, and they're just they're just fat, disgusting. They're basically us. 1820 02:08:05.600 --> 02:08:11.399 They're like, they're just just gross people like saying dumb shit like and 1821 02:08:11.640 --> 02:08:13.800 uh, I was like, oh, I really like these guys because they 1822 02:08:13.920 --> 02:08:18.279 they're they really they're like oh yeah, yeah, Like I don't They did 1823 02:08:18.319 --> 02:08:22.159 a segment that I wouldn't even do where they're like, oh, guess whose 1824 02:08:22.279 --> 02:08:26.600 fart this is? And like people were pissed off. But then there was 1825 02:08:26.680 --> 02:08:31.279 other people that were like this was so stupid that I couldn't stop laughing. 1826 02:08:31.359 --> 02:08:33.680 I was one of those people. I'm fucking in line to get my uh 1827 02:08:35.359 --> 02:08:39.039 Panda Express and I'm laughing at how absurd, Like I can't believe there's these 1828 02:08:39.319 --> 02:08:43.920 These people are old. They're like probably on their forties or something. And 1829 02:08:43.000 --> 02:08:46.920 they're like, hey, guys, could you do me a favor? Could 1830 02:08:46.960 --> 02:08:50.800 you record your farts? And then we'll play a game and make the people 1831 02:08:50.880 --> 02:08:54.439 win prizes. And I'm like, are you guys seven? Are you seven 1832 02:08:54.520 --> 02:08:56.439 years old? But that's what made it funny to me, like like they're 1833 02:08:56.479 --> 02:08:58.880 like, oh, we know people are gonna hate this, so we're gonna 1834 02:08:58.880 --> 02:09:03.399 do anyway. Point being, I would just love to. I don't want 1835 02:09:03.439 --> 02:09:05.000 to do that. I'm just like I want to, like I want to 1836 02:09:05.039 --> 02:09:09.279 like fucking have some stupid conversations like we're having and then play some like some 1837 02:09:09.359 --> 02:09:11.239 pretty cool music afterwards. Yeah, and like lead it into it, like 1838 02:09:11.359 --> 02:09:15.920 lead it into it. Be like and now this is hypothetical because we would 1839 02:09:15.960 --> 02:09:18.239 I would never play this song, but like we would just be like, 1840 02:09:18.319 --> 02:09:20.399 hey man, uh, this next song is dedicated to Chris Christy, who 1841 02:09:20.479 --> 02:09:24.680 we Chris Christy, who we want this to happen to, and this is 1842 02:09:24.920 --> 02:09:28.279 this is the kill you know, like or just ship like that where it's 1843 02:09:28.279 --> 02:09:35.000 like yeah that is so wild, Pockets that is so insane, or just 1844 02:09:35.039 --> 02:09:39.079 like coming up next n wards in Paris. I would say it. Believe 1845 02:09:39.119 --> 02:09:41.199 me, I will say and I will say it I'm going to say it 1846 02:09:41.199 --> 02:09:45.279 a million times when this when it when when we're off Mike. Yeah, 1847 02:09:45.319 --> 02:09:50.880 but and in fact you just say it and then you just cut immediately the 1848 02:09:50.000 --> 02:09:56.479 hard R just have a hearty hard RS. And in Paris, in Paris, 1849 02:09:56.560 --> 02:10:05.960 And I don't know that sounds fun. Overtime Actually, yeah, it's 1850 02:10:07.000 --> 02:10:09.239 a long episode. We we we you know, we spend a lot of 1851 02:10:09.279 --> 02:10:11.880 time talking about topics, so like it makes sense, catch all inwards at 1852 02:10:11.960 --> 02:10:15.560 play. The next episode. Next episode is gonna have to be mega question 1853 02:10:15.640 --> 02:10:18.720 heavy. By the way, we've got a lot to We got a lot 1854 02:10:18.760 --> 02:10:24.800 going on. Uh, so we're gonna go ahead and head the fuck out 1855 02:10:24.840 --> 02:10:31.119 of here. We'll catch you guys, uh some other time. Remember you 1856 02:10:31.119 --> 02:10:33.319 can go over to patreon dot com slash snark tank can get a bunch of 1857 02:10:33.319 --> 02:10:37.880 shit, add free episodes, extra ammos, all sorts of ship discord link, 1858 02:10:37.920 --> 02:10:41.520 and remember to post discord link. That's when he finally remembered the post. 1859 02:10:43.279 --> 02:10:46.600 He finally stooped out of his fucking fugue state. Remember that he had 1860 02:10:46.600 --> 02:10:52.159 a responsibility. So now that's up. Uh. Anyway, we're gonna read 1861 02:10:52.199 --> 02:10:56.119 our twenty five dollars patrons now as we always do. In this least favorite 1862 02:10:56.159 --> 02:11:16.319 part of the showy Gay you going he's gonna say, I'm gonna say, 1863 02:11:18.600 --> 02:11:22.439 all right, countdown. I was waiting for the countdown three, two, 1864 02:11:22.920 --> 02:11:31.880 one, Liam, What the fuck? Liam? Sheety Uh Hello Bungus, 1865 02:11:31.960 --> 02:11:35.920 my old friend. I've stuck my cock and you again. He a heath 1866 02:11:35.079 --> 02:11:39.960 smoker soon made the gear man come to bring us bussy and dick, and 1867 02:11:39.079 --> 02:11:43.319 come one day, when the sucking is done, we'll take our seat and 1868 02:11:43.479 --> 02:11:52.039 go poo pooh by Cocksmack Frosty the game Man. Frosty the gay Man was 1869 02:11:52.079 --> 02:11:58.399 a very homo soul with a corn cog plug and a button dick lay the 1870 02:11:58.479 --> 02:12:05.640 button and two balls made of coal jen mphetamine, solid slug. I did 1871 02:12:05.680 --> 02:12:09.479 everything right, and they indicted me. Walter he who welds nutsacks, eating 1872 02:12:09.560 --> 02:12:20.000 fried placenta cock and balls with surprise guest taint nice yeah nice in cell turned 1873 02:12:20.119 --> 02:12:28.760 transfemme Alexander the gay and that's it. Timothy Shallome more like tim o'dean on 1874 02:12:28.800 --> 02:12:33.680 my shaft. Ay uh worked on the syllables, but like so aggressive. 1875 02:12:33.840 --> 02:12:37.840 That was so aggressive it's a bit much. He's a pretty feminine looking guy, 1876 02:12:37.880 --> 02:12:41.479 though I get it. He looks, you know, Timothy Shallow looks 1877 02:12:41.520 --> 02:12:50.239 like a Nancy Wheeler to me almost from like uh from uh oh my god. 1878 02:12:50.439 --> 02:12:54.119 Her name is Natalie Dwyer. She's on Stranger Things. I think she's 1879 02:12:54.199 --> 02:13:00.439 fucking okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure yeah. Face man, 1880 02:13:00.520 --> 02:13:01.840 she's got like an a lane kind of thing going on, where it's like, 1881 02:13:01.920 --> 02:13:05.920 you got such a distinct face. I liked distinct faces, man, 1882 02:13:07.840 --> 02:13:11.640 gorgeous. Want over a lane? Yeah, I mean having you'd be having 1883 02:13:11.720 --> 02:13:13.640 your fucking episodes over the lane. I'm like, all right, cool, 1884 02:13:13.720 --> 02:13:20.239 calm down, Look man, it just bothers at not a doubt extremely attractive. 1885 02:13:20.479 --> 02:13:24.399 She's funny thing. It's less about just it's it's it's she is attracted, 1886 02:13:24.439 --> 02:13:30.000 but it's also she's fucking by herself, like outside of the show, 1887 02:13:31.039 --> 02:13:35.000 she's an asshole. It's so fucking hilarious her on Curb. Alright, well, 1888 02:13:35.399 --> 02:13:39.800 she was such a douche on Curb. She was. She is so 1889 02:13:39.960 --> 02:13:43.960 fucking funny. There's that there's an episode where they're playing poker and Larry David 1890 02:13:45.359 --> 02:13:50.520 screams cunt out and everybody's like, upset, I love you, cunt, 1891 02:13:50.600 --> 02:13:52.920 Why you do that? That was such a good hand hunt counted me there, 1892 02:13:54.880 --> 02:14:00.960 kids, I love counted as a as a verb, as a descriptive 1893 02:14:01.039 --> 02:14:01.880 verb. I love it. This is so fucking counted. I hate this 1894 02:14:03.640 --> 02:14:09.760 anyway. And he's like turned me onto that that word specifically, but yeah, 1895 02:14:11.000 --> 02:14:13.359 she was saying, like, get the fucking put the I don't know 1896 02:14:13.600 --> 02:14:16.239 because when we did the when we did a podcast together for like a very 1897 02:14:16.279 --> 02:14:18.720 brief time. It was like a couple of episodes, she like turned the 1898 02:14:18.880 --> 02:14:22.439 turn the counted mic on and I was like, what you say, excuse 1899 02:14:22.479 --> 02:14:28.560 me then cast I don't remember. It was like salad bowl or something. 1900 02:14:28.560 --> 02:14:30.760 Don't know it was. We didn't care about it at all, Like it 1901 02:14:31.039 --> 02:14:35.880 was like the secondary this very much like I guess we'll do this up the 1902 02:14:35.880 --> 02:14:43.680 stream inwards, up the stream. Conte, I don't know, I can't 1903 02:14:43.720 --> 02:14:50.399 doesn't work. Bit into a grape ship, screamed like Tom and Jerry sucking 1904 02:14:50.439 --> 02:14:56.000 down a Crisp diet cock. I mean megeous things I ever heard of my 1905 02:14:56.239 --> 02:14:58.600 life. Gay limp biscuit, just one of those days trying to get fucked. 1906 02:15:00.479 --> 02:15:05.439 Uh you know that? Scream? Sorry, I'm gonna start like I 1907 02:15:05.520 --> 02:15:09.039 want to make the heaviest song possible, and it's gonna start off with that 1908 02:15:09.239 --> 02:15:16.520 scream and then just start like holy ship and then just like really heavy chugging, 1909 02:15:16.680 --> 02:15:26.479 like there was a scream, he'd either die. I don't know if 1910 02:15:26.479 --> 02:15:28.600 it's a Tom Jerry screaming. There was a stream that used to be in 1911 02:15:28.640 --> 02:15:33.720 a lot of machine of videos that I fucking I want to find again, 1912 02:15:33.920 --> 02:15:35.039 and I I've not heard it in a really long time, but it's a 1913 02:15:35.119 --> 02:15:39.119 really nostalgic streme. It might be Tom and Jerry. Maybe that might be 1914 02:15:39.159 --> 02:15:46.199 the story, but it was like, do you know what I mean? 1915 02:15:46.039 --> 02:15:52.039 Do you know what I'm talking? Yeah? I cannot isn't a Tom scream? 1916 02:15:52.079 --> 02:15:58.239 Yeah? I don't know what if you're if you're giving a girl some 1917 02:15:58.319 --> 02:16:01.439 dick, right dick, and then right as she comes you will Ham screams 1918 02:16:03.640 --> 02:16:09.800 like right if you will hailm screams. I can't even that that's not immediately 1919 02:16:09.920 --> 02:16:18.800 make me go soft. I would hate that ship so much. Yeah, 1920 02:16:20.000 --> 02:16:24.199 punch on the back of the head. Your song has to revitalized me, 1921 02:16:28.199 --> 02:16:33.280 all right? Uh man, Okay, threre coming the thirder coming the air 1922 02:16:33.360 --> 02:16:35.600 and spray it like you just don't care thinking if you like to Balls and 1923 02:16:35.639 --> 02:16:37.280 all the gay Ship Everybody, John John, Killers of the Flower Moon and 1924 02:16:37.360 --> 02:16:41.399 a ten Wuido the Fourth. I listened to every episode of the Stark Tank 1925 02:16:41.440 --> 02:16:43.360 podcast, and all I got with this lousy dick Mitch, I'm gonna fill 1926 02:16:43.479 --> 02:16:52.440 you. All I want what nice? All I want is man pussy girls. 1927 02:16:52.799 --> 02:16:56.719 Beat it. You ain't gonna make me nut just leave. That's fill 1928 02:16:56.799 --> 02:16:58.600 you by C, M and M. But I know that that's kill you. 1929 02:16:58.719 --> 02:17:03.399 But like I'm trying to find the which I'm gonna feel you. All 1930 02:17:03.440 --> 02:17:07.959 I'm want is nothing else after that works, nothing like none of that. 1931 02:17:07.239 --> 02:17:09.639 It doesn't work with the syllables at all. You don't want to nutt in 1932 02:17:09.760 --> 02:17:15.719 me. That's how I talked about, like get out of here, Lily. 1933 02:17:16.319 --> 02:17:20.600 We need boys, Lily, only boys. Yeah you little girl, 1934 02:17:20.680 --> 02:17:22.959 Lily, I'm not looking for you. I'm looking for boys, straight male 1935 02:17:22.120 --> 02:17:26.440 genitals in my I went to the I went to the I went to a 1936 02:17:26.479 --> 02:17:28.360 good will today and not a Ford hat. And I was like, I 1937 02:17:28.479 --> 02:17:31.399 was about a bib and I was like, I need to say f one 1938 02:17:31.520 --> 02:17:33.399 fifty on it, dude. It just doesn't just doesn't. Yeah for good 1939 02:17:33.479 --> 02:17:35.920 myself, just to say Ford Yeah, no, I can't no, no, 1940 02:17:37.000 --> 02:17:39.319 no, no, no, no fucking way, bro, no fucking 1941 02:17:39.360 --> 02:17:43.079 way that can be anything. Uh, which I'm gonna feel you WHI. 1942 02:17:45.040 --> 02:17:50.440 I love that song, but I'm gonna kill you. Hasam Piker calls you 1943 02:17:50.479 --> 02:17:54.639 a homophobic, homophobic slow slur for ten thousand dollars to charity. Stop with 1944 02:17:54.760 --> 02:17:58.120 the Britain slander. It already sucks here. Listening to Sweeney makes me consider 1945 02:17:58.200 --> 02:18:05.200 racism. The reason JFK's head exploded is Chris's Chris invisibly face fucked him. 1946 02:18:05.200 --> 02:18:09.399 That that's fucking insane, the invisible man your face to the point where it 1947 02:18:09.479 --> 02:18:15.360 exploded. That's nuts popped. He put his he put his flaccid dick in 1948 02:18:15.440 --> 02:18:20.000 your nostril and then he got your head. The idea. I said that 1949 02:18:20.120 --> 02:18:24.200 to Jojo the other day and she immediately was like, that's that's a that's 1950 02:18:24.239 --> 02:18:26.879 a sween line. That's a Sweeny line. I was like, it's a 1951 02:18:26.959 --> 02:18:33.040 it's it's fucking embedded, dude, that is yours. That's not even a 1952 02:18:33.079 --> 02:18:35.920 sween line. We we improved that on the show. I think, all 1953 02:18:37.000 --> 02:18:39.799 right, no, we did it now. We talked about it before, 1954 02:18:39.120 --> 02:18:41.559 but I said it in the house and we were just laughing at it for 1955 02:18:41.719 --> 02:18:48.479 hours. Did I remember, because there was a what is that? There's 1956 02:18:48.479 --> 02:18:52.440 an animated of you saying yeah, Perry Perry Hall. Perry Hall animated it. 1957 02:18:54.319 --> 02:18:58.120 Uh okay, but yeah, I remember. I remember that specifically. 1958 02:18:58.239 --> 02:19:05.360 The idea of that is so deranged, dude, specifically, Well, I 1959 02:19:05.399 --> 02:19:07.719 don't think that was you that said it, but we can go back and 1960 02:19:07.959 --> 02:19:11.000 think about it a little bit, because because that's I've been thinking. I've 1961 02:19:11.000 --> 02:19:13.280 been thinking about that exact thing since like the seventh grade, because I just 1962 02:19:13.360 --> 02:19:18.600 think that's so fucking I be wrong. I remember specificly, it's been in 1963 02:19:18.639 --> 02:19:22.000 my head for a really long time because it's just such an out of It's 1964 02:19:22.120 --> 02:19:26.079 just so weird of an idea, because the idea initially was like, you'd 1965 02:19:26.079 --> 02:19:28.959 stick your dick in somebody's nostril, get hard, then like pull it out, 1966 02:19:28.000 --> 02:19:33.399 and then their noril would be like big and flappy forever. And I 1967 02:19:33.600 --> 02:19:43.479 just think, I know whatever she blows with aid of the Machine two episodes 1968 02:19:43.520 --> 02:19:48.360 Remaining be Afraid at ancient time traveling voodoo shaman pouring an extra bucket of come 1969 02:19:48.719 --> 02:19:54.319 into the hole of JFK's skull. Parentheses it heals him jolly old dipship guys, 1970 02:19:54.399 --> 02:19:58.600 my name is Butts. My name is Goo. My name is Gauka, 1971 02:19:58.719 --> 02:20:07.280 gawk a slim shape, slim gatey stupid. Hi, my name is 1972 02:20:07.799 --> 02:20:18.840 my name slim Oh Man Man, Penis Man five, we got wait, 1973 02:20:18.920 --> 02:20:22.680 this is a good one. Penis Man five. Lords. Oh No, 1974 02:20:22.879 --> 02:20:28.600 Penis Man versus Lord sex Man Dawn of Justice. So you got a good 1975 02:20:28.799 --> 02:20:31.600 we got a good little showdown between these two. I forgot about Penis Man 1976 02:20:31.639 --> 02:20:37.600 and Lord sex Man, like Gay Snyder or something. Yeah, why not 1977 02:20:39.040 --> 02:20:43.280 the least created? Yeah, yeah, gay, Well, I can't think 1978 02:20:43.280 --> 02:20:50.120 anything better. I love I love the idea of Penis Man showing up to 1979 02:20:50.200 --> 02:20:56.360 every fight like a jet engine and he lands the director Zack Snide Gay, 1980 02:21:07.520 --> 02:21:11.760 Johnny Silver cipher Graph. My girlfriend used my foreskin as a sleeping bag. 1981 02:21:11.280 --> 02:21:16.559 Lameio active. I'm fucking stuck. Can't feel my bones. I have a 1982 02:21:16.680 --> 02:21:20.079 rare syndrome. Welcome to the tarred age. See that's what we were talking 1983 02:21:20.079 --> 02:21:22.639 about. We're talking about crippled parodies. It doesn't work. It doesn't work 1984 02:21:22.719 --> 02:21:26.319 as well. Yeah, just doesn't gave us the past. I can't remember 1985 02:21:26.319 --> 02:21:30.120 who it was. I think somebody messages us and said like, hey, 1986 02:21:30.159 --> 02:21:33.520 I'm all fucked up, Like that'd be cool if you did it. It 1987 02:21:33.600 --> 02:21:35.000 doesn't matter, man, Like we can't remember where I saw the past. 1988 02:21:35.959 --> 02:21:39.680 We got the pass from, We got the past from simply knowing Donnie. 1989 02:21:39.840 --> 02:21:46.440 So like we're set. Yeah, we're gonna use his name in vain constantly 1990 02:21:46.680 --> 02:21:52.440 in defense of ourselves whenever we make a crippled like, uh, Donnie would 1991 02:21:52.440 --> 02:21:58.840 love this. All right, we are the champions. I've gaped my dude, 1992 02:22:00.639 --> 02:22:03.200 guy after guy. I had my ass spread penetrated five times. I 1993 02:22:03.360 --> 02:22:07.600 ate a big penis, I ate a few. Yeah, they call me 1994 02:22:07.719 --> 02:22:11.280 the squat. They call my squat the goonies because we all have public decency 1995 02:22:11.360 --> 02:22:13.760 charges. Gay M and M cover till I collapse, till I prolapse. 1996 02:22:13.799 --> 02:22:16.000 He's fucking my gat as long as I'm feeling him. We talked about this 1997 02:22:16.079 --> 02:22:20.399 last time. I hate so many eminems. Yeah, there are so many. 1998 02:22:22.200 --> 02:22:24.120 Well, it's just it is tempting because there is so much. There 1999 02:22:24.200 --> 02:22:33.440 is so much, there's so much opportunity for like disrespectful rhymes in a very 2000 02:22:33.479 --> 02:22:35.399 short amount of time. I think it's what it is. It's like there's 2001 02:22:35.440 --> 02:22:39.120 a lot of because eminem does a lot of like double entongos and stuff and 2002 02:22:39.159 --> 02:22:43.280 like really quick like rhyming in sentences. It's like within the same line, 2003 02:22:43.920 --> 02:22:48.520 it's a lot easier to get it across in like a Patreon line or figure 2004 02:22:48.559 --> 02:22:50.639 it out like what it is, as opposed to like a lot of other 2005 02:22:50.680 --> 02:22:52.600 songs where it's like you have to get a whole fucking stands out before you 2006 02:22:52.600 --> 02:22:56.280 even understand what the fuck you're talking about. I also thinks that are our 2007 02:22:56.479 --> 02:23:01.159 fucking wide audience don't listen to black music. White well, they're not allowed 2008 02:23:01.200 --> 02:23:05.159 to have listened to black music because they can't sing a lunch. That's true. 2009 02:23:05.920 --> 02:23:09.360 That is sincerely a theory of mine, Like I sincerely think where it's 2010 02:23:09.360 --> 02:23:11.399 like for somebody, somebody was like, somebody was singing along. It's like, 2011 02:23:11.440 --> 02:23:13.120 man, I really like this blood, I really like this black music. 2012 02:23:13.159 --> 02:23:16.799 I like this fucking black stuff. And they were singing along to it 2013 02:23:16.799 --> 02:23:18.440 and then they said the N word. And then somebody was like, you 2014 02:23:18.479 --> 02:23:20.200 can't do that, cause I was like, well, I'm not listening to 2015 02:23:20.280 --> 02:23:24.120 this the fuck it. I'm not gonna get I want to sing along to 2016 02:23:24.159 --> 02:23:26.000 this myself. I'm white and obnoxious of course I want to sing along to 2017 02:23:26.040 --> 02:23:28.920 this stuff that I listened to. Why the fuck am I gonna know? 2018 02:23:30.399 --> 02:23:31.440 Oh, Eminem doesn't say it? Cool? Let me go, let me 2019 02:23:33.280 --> 02:23:35.639 let me get, Let me go over there where I can be a break 2020 02:23:35.719 --> 02:23:39.719 am. I recommended the other day, No joke. It is a video 2021 02:23:39.600 --> 02:23:45.600 of all the live times you can find Eminem saying the in word Oh really 2022 02:23:45.639 --> 02:23:48.399 how often? Yeah, it wasn't that many. It was just it was 2023 02:23:48.479 --> 02:23:54.879 mostly some shows that he's doing backups for somebody who clearly has the inward in 2024 02:23:54.959 --> 02:23:58.559 their in their and he does he does follow ups with it, and I'm 2025 02:23:58.600 --> 02:24:03.600 like, oh, then he does it? Sure? Oh? Positive? 2026 02:24:03.000 --> 02:24:07.000 Positive? I mean if Eminem said it, no one would be mad. 2027 02:24:07.760 --> 02:24:11.680 Please even you know, you know, bitch, please, He's he's doing 2028 02:24:11.719 --> 02:24:15.600 follow ups and like every nigga that I only nigga that I trust is me, 2029 02:24:15.639 --> 02:24:18.440 you know, you don't really want to fuck with me only nigga that 2030 02:24:18.600 --> 02:24:24.000 and you hear him actually singing along. I couldn't. I was laughing that 2031 02:24:24.120 --> 02:24:26.840 it showed up at my recommend I'm like, why is this here? Does 2032 02:24:26.920 --> 02:24:33.600 it is YouTube? Hearing us talk about for such a long time and I've 2033 02:24:33.719 --> 02:24:37.879 never I've never heard m words. Well, see, that's the thing. 2034 02:24:37.040 --> 02:24:41.360 It's so rare that like it's in these like fleeting things where it's like, 2035 02:24:41.399 --> 02:24:46.239 oh, he's not performing live where a camera is. It's like one of 2036 02:24:46.280 --> 02:24:50.600 the things that you have to It's it's rare. But you have to think 2037 02:24:50.959 --> 02:24:54.440 as a gentleman that grew up in Detroit and and with the with how he 2038 02:24:54.639 --> 02:24:58.360 speaks, it says to who what type of people he grew up with? 2039 02:24:58.680 --> 02:25:01.280 And they're saying nigga five million times a day. He's also one of the 2040 02:25:01.319 --> 02:25:03.600 most famous rappers alive. No one's gonna have a problem with him saying the 2041 02:25:03.680 --> 02:25:09.280 Edward really but but I think, uh yeah, I mean Detroit, he 2042 02:25:09.399 --> 02:25:11.239 was fucked from the get go, like he that was he was, he 2043 02:25:11.319 --> 02:25:15.440 was gonna say that Puerto Ricans in I just heard him say nigga. Oh 2044 02:25:15.520 --> 02:25:22.840 my god, Oh my god. I like, I like the mind experience 2045 02:25:22.920 --> 02:25:28.040 for him. Bro. I've been a fan of them since like two thousand 2046 02:25:28.200 --> 02:25:33.399 and I've never heard him say nigga once. But this is but also granted 2047 02:25:33.959 --> 02:25:39.040 this is before his LPs probably came out, Like this is very old him 2048 02:25:39.079 --> 02:25:41.520 saying right now that it's him. It's this is before Bro Who'stom Shady came 2049 02:25:41.520 --> 02:25:45.000 out when he just said it just now when his video that's probably around like 2050 02:25:45.719 --> 02:25:48.319 Phobia time, that's like, that's that's like a while ago. There's some 2051 02:25:48.559 --> 02:25:54.200 things like said the bitch Please is on his own album Marshall Mathers LP. 2052 02:25:56.520 --> 02:26:01.079 So he doesn't say it, Nate Dogg says it, but he's doing follow 2053 02:26:01.159 --> 02:26:05.840 ups. He's singing along to Nate dog you know, like you don't really 2054 02:26:05.920 --> 02:26:07.959 want to fuck with me. Only nigga that I trust is me, and 2055 02:26:09.040 --> 02:26:13.440 like, so there's footage of him singing along doing follow ups and you're kind 2056 02:26:13.440 --> 02:26:16.399 of like, oh, he said it, he said it. But it's 2057 02:26:16.440 --> 02:26:18.159 one of those things that it's like he was such a good rapper. You 2058 02:26:18.280 --> 02:26:22.879 weren't supposed to hear that listening to his old rat Yo, he was so 2059 02:26:22.239 --> 02:26:28.760 good, holy sh like, even by modern standards now, Young m was 2060 02:26:28.959 --> 02:26:33.639 so fucking good at rapping. Bro I am I on LimeWire, I stumbled 2061 02:26:33.719 --> 02:26:39.280 upon Infinite and I was like, I love Infinite. I was blown away 2062 02:26:41.399 --> 02:26:46.120 such a good like as a talent of hip hop ability. Even now he 2063 02:26:46.280 --> 02:26:48.799 just raps too fast people to really give a fuck about what he's saying, 2064 02:26:48.959 --> 02:26:52.559 and he'sn't talking about anything, but like, yeah, back then he would 2065 02:26:52.719 --> 02:26:56.440 rap, so like I never thought he was better than nas. People argue 2066 02:26:56.479 --> 02:26:58.520 that. I think that's stupid to argue is better than NOAs ever is insane. 2067 02:27:00.360 --> 02:27:05.639 I think he's such a talent rapping, like just giving him words to 2068 02:27:05.760 --> 02:27:09.559 rap about and letting him just go. He is a like gifted, it's 2069 02:27:09.639 --> 02:27:11.799 like gifted being. Yeah, he's just he's just boring now. Like I 2070 02:27:13.000 --> 02:27:16.280 was just thinking about today, the love love the way you lie. And 2071 02:27:16.319 --> 02:27:18.600 there's a line that he says, and I can't remember the whole line, 2072 02:27:18.600 --> 02:27:20.600 but I just remember he says, I guess that's why they call it window 2073 02:27:20.760 --> 02:27:26.079 pane, and he's talking about something, and I just remember being like that 2074 02:27:26.239 --> 02:27:28.840 is the gayest like that is. I feel like that is what it feels 2075 02:27:28.879 --> 02:27:35.079 like right now. And I still pipe in my windpipe hate that's all. 2076 02:27:35.280 --> 02:27:41.040 So he just he got he got healthy, and he got better, and 2077 02:27:41.760 --> 02:27:45.639 it's and he got boring, you know, but not even boring in a 2078 02:27:45.719 --> 02:27:48.280 sense that like, but look, look I'm gonna say and and I would 2079 02:27:48.280 --> 02:27:52.799 saying, then, Chris, we're gonna let you go. It's getting long. 2080 02:27:52.120 --> 02:27:56.799 But look it's a bad excuse only because I will say I listened to 2081 02:27:58.639 --> 02:28:01.920 Metallica's new album a couple of times. So the first time I heard it, 2082 02:28:01.920 --> 02:28:03.920 I was like, I was kind of boring whatever, But I heard 2083 02:28:03.959 --> 02:28:07.600 it again and then again, and I was like, James Hetfield is sober 2084 02:28:07.639 --> 02:28:11.799 as fuck. Now you would think it would be like this guy would suck 2085 02:28:11.879 --> 02:28:16.200 dick. His lyrics are still there, everything is on point. Actually, 2086 02:28:16.600 --> 02:28:18.760 Like if you listen to the song seventy two Seasons, I was like, 2087 02:28:20.399 --> 02:28:24.280 all right, what's wrong with you, Eminem? You have old ass James 2088 02:28:24.319 --> 02:28:26.879 Hetfield, who fucking was a piece of shit, drunk motherfucker back in the 2089 02:28:26.959 --> 02:28:33.079 day. Yeah, And what bothers me most about Eminem is that, like 2090 02:28:33.200 --> 02:28:37.719 I've I've listened to I think pretty much everything I've even listened to, like 2091 02:28:37.760 --> 02:28:41.479 some of the more modern stuff, and like, as you go through all 2092 02:28:41.559 --> 02:28:46.040 of them, it's like it feels like there's just too much. It feels 2093 02:28:46.079 --> 02:28:52.399 like you could you could probably have made Like if you if you take an 2094 02:28:52.399 --> 02:28:58.360 Eminem album, you could probably take half of that album and delete it. 2095 02:28:58.520 --> 02:29:01.879 And just like because there's a lot of I still sincerely think there's like some 2096 02:29:01.920 --> 02:29:05.600 pretty good lines in some of them, but there's so few and far between 2097 02:29:05.639 --> 02:29:07.239 that it's like, why don't you just put these fucking together in a single 2098 02:29:07.319 --> 02:29:11.520 fucking song, Like there's some of them that are good, you're just wasting 2099 02:29:11.559 --> 02:29:15.600 people's time with a bunch of fluff in the middle. He has like a 2100 02:29:15.840 --> 02:29:20.440 he has an assembly problem where he just can't assemble a good record, Like 2101 02:29:20.520 --> 02:29:24.879 he just doesn't know how to do it anymore. I think he's tech infinite 2102 02:29:24.040 --> 02:29:31.120 is so fucking good. If assembled record, it's a good It's no, 2103 02:29:31.479 --> 02:29:33.639 I'm not talking I'm not talking about record. I'm not talking about I'm talking 2104 02:29:33.680 --> 02:29:39.360 about as a song. Like I love that song, like sincerely you heard. 2105 02:29:39.879 --> 02:29:41.799 I was sent from it. I went to with servant this it's for 2106 02:29:41.920 --> 02:29:45.440 murder and instruments. It's so it's full. It's fucking cool, dude, 2107 02:29:45.479 --> 02:29:48.760 Like it's like and it's all like well done, and like I know that 2108 02:29:48.799 --> 02:29:52.159 whole song by fucking heart man. I love that song. But I can't 2109 02:29:52.159 --> 02:29:58.600 think that he also stopped rapping alongside thugs. Another thing he's not. He's 2110 02:29:58.639 --> 02:30:01.399 not hanging out with thugs, bro. Yeah, I mean you can tell 2111 02:30:01.479 --> 02:30:03.760 something wrong with him because he dies his fucking beard dude, only only fucking 2112 02:30:05.120 --> 02:30:09.079 only like you gotta you're an inch, you've got if you're not an actor 2113 02:30:09.639 --> 02:30:13.440 and you're dying your beard like there's something is oh, there's there's absolutely, 2114 02:30:13.479 --> 02:30:18.559 there's a there is a there is a it's it is on the same level 2115 02:30:18.600 --> 02:30:26.440 as Ronda Santis's heels. There is about him just not aging gracefully when Eminem 2116 02:30:26.600 --> 02:30:28.799 is not fucking some like, oh, it's not like he had a gray 2117 02:30:28.879 --> 02:30:31.280 beard when he was fucking forty or something, and you want to kind of 2118 02:30:31.319 --> 02:30:35.159 like put a little color in it or it's just like, it's just bizarre. 2119 02:30:35.799 --> 02:30:37.959 He's not a fucking actor. Just age, dude, what you doing? 2120 02:30:39.399 --> 02:30:45.399 It says a lot about eliminated. It's never been a great since the 2121 02:30:45.600 --> 02:30:54.879 Very Brown and catch all the venereal diseases like Pieces my Acapella releases Mass Pieces, 2122 02:30:54.079 --> 02:30:58.639 t is you mentally gentally sentimentally it's it's I love that fucking song. 2123 02:31:00.000 --> 02:31:05.360 It's such a shame that line though, got it does he does have anything 2124 02:31:07.040 --> 02:31:11.879 that I know? But it's fun. That's fine, It's fun. But 2125 02:31:11.959 --> 02:31:13.600 it's fun. That's the thing about it. It's like it's even though because 2126 02:31:13.600 --> 02:31:20.120 that's what's not about for rapp Riss, no bars, Nigga Eminem Eminem known 2127 02:31:20.200 --> 02:31:24.840 for not having fun with his music. Hilarious, that's in the same since 2128 02:31:26.079 --> 02:31:28.719 that's all he That's how he got popular. Really, it was like, 2129 02:31:28.760 --> 02:31:33.879 oh, this is the weird guy, Bam Bam bamp pump bamp better than 2130 02:31:33.920 --> 02:31:39.319 almost everybody else. Well you don't think you don't, dude, he's great. 2131 02:31:39.360 --> 02:31:41.559 But also those Drebts helped a fucking lot, Like that's for sure. 2132 02:31:41.639 --> 02:31:46.120 Those for sure, for sure, like those are iconic for sure for a 2133 02:31:46.200 --> 02:31:52.559 reason by themselves. Demon Dre did fifty. He got fifty. Fifty back 2134 02:31:52.600 --> 02:31:56.239 in the early two thousands, was unstoppable. He got fifty. He got 2135 02:31:56.360 --> 02:32:01.040 game, old game before he came to a full of himself. Another amazing 2136 02:32:01.840 --> 02:32:05.440 distract. Distract that the game made was so bad. We got look, 2137 02:32:05.440 --> 02:32:09.719 we gotta move on. We this is the credits game. We're in the 2138 02:32:09.760 --> 02:32:13.959 credits where the credits. It's always where then were it's it is always the 2139 02:32:15.000 --> 02:32:20.600 credits. H Sweeney, lick my wienie, askt ascape rocky, Uh, 2140 02:32:20.200 --> 02:32:24.079 I love fat Penis. That's my fucking problem. Yeah, yeah, I 2141 02:32:24.239 --> 02:32:28.079 like to suck. I got a sucking problem. X x x at fuck 2142 02:32:28.159 --> 02:32:33.440 Walmart x x x ever The Everlasting Gaze. I like that. That's a 2143 02:32:33.479 --> 02:32:39.200 good one, simple, perfect, The Everlasting Gaze. Back to tank of 2144 02:32:39.280 --> 02:32:43.319 come, Caucasian Container, the cracker bell for gays, tinfoil tyrant, putting 2145 02:32:43.319 --> 02:32:46.840 black face on my light bulbs, Penis Man. Do Christian girls squirt holy 2146 02:32:46.959 --> 02:32:52.760 water? Yes? Yes, I slipped in the stalagmite exhibit at the museum 2147 02:32:52.760 --> 02:32:56.719 and it made me gay. Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney swallowed my peenie Matthew Perry's last 2148 02:32:56.760 --> 02:33:05.719 fart bubble. Uh, it's not outrageous, that's really fucking outrageous because he 2149 02:33:05.760 --> 02:33:09.600 did ship himself, because he died in the fucking Jacuzzie. Well, only 2150 02:33:09.639 --> 02:33:13.799 ship yourself. If you have to take a ship, you don't just conjure 2151 02:33:13.840 --> 02:33:16.239 shit out of nowhere. Come on, he definitely had to take a ship. 2152 02:33:18.520 --> 02:33:22.399 He's kind of guy that goes to the post. He definitely goes to 2153 02:33:22.239 --> 02:33:26.719 did rupture because when you take like a lot of opiates, you so it 2154 02:33:26.840 --> 02:33:31.760 actually it is a possibility. He was so he was so constipated that it's 2155 02:33:31.959 --> 02:33:33.840 colon ruptured. Can you imagine if there was like a dense you imagine if 2156 02:33:33.840 --> 02:33:37.239 there was like a betting like a gambling ring where it's like, all right, 2157 02:33:37.239 --> 02:33:41.520 who's got who bets? Like I bet that when the reports come out, 2158 02:33:41.719 --> 02:33:45.680 he'll have shipped himself. It's like I bet no, And then people 2159 02:33:45.719 --> 02:33:48.479 have like this really like I won ten grand last night because Matthew Perry shit 2160 02:33:48.520 --> 02:33:52.600 himself when he died. She pipped me on my pit. A legit deadpool. 2161 02:33:54.040 --> 02:33:56.319 Yeah, it's a it's a dead pool, but with specifics, with 2162 02:33:56.440 --> 02:34:01.440 specifics, it's not just aside people really that I think they probably really do 2163 02:34:01.559 --> 02:34:05.600 that. Oh for sure. Absolutely, they gamble. Absolutely, I've never 2164 02:34:05.680 --> 02:34:09.760 been a more appropriate group to gamble in their lives. Like they're miserable, 2165 02:34:09.760 --> 02:34:13.000 they need something. Then they're learning about like, oh man, what's this 2166 02:34:13.360 --> 02:34:18.159 the forty ninth pedophile with a with a grisly fucking shed. Oh great, 2167 02:34:20.559 --> 02:34:28.680 great. I love my job so good. I love finding kids. That's 2168 02:34:28.760 --> 02:34:33.000 awesome. Yeah, I love finding I love finding the femur of an eight 2169 02:34:33.159 --> 02:34:43.719 year old great great possum aka Star Tank's only non binary supporter. Chris asked 2170 02:34:43.760 --> 02:34:46.799 Colin about the butt fumble on sacreds. I forgot to do that. We'll 2171 02:34:46.879 --> 02:34:50.280 know what it means. It's in French of my memory now though, so 2172 02:34:50.479 --> 02:34:56.559 I'll remember it. Average new reality TV show Pedophile Battle Royale winner gets a 2173 02:34:56.639 --> 02:35:00.840 kid. They should make petos where GoPros and prisons so you can see what 2174 02:35:00.959 --> 02:35:05.280 happens to them. I think that would be neat Star Coffee. Yet just 2175 02:35:05.360 --> 02:35:09.559 around me of a, I do think we've stumbled on the gold there with 2176 02:35:09.639 --> 02:35:16.600 the concept of a pedophile symbiote, but Star Coffee on twitch bitch the straight 2177 02:35:16.680 --> 02:35:22.680 up hard r N word narco militarism beaten to death by Cat Denning's tits. 2178 02:35:24.239 --> 02:35:26.479 Been blowing lots of guys limited a game man's paradise, taking dongs of every 2179 02:35:26.520 --> 02:35:30.520 size limited in a game man's paradise, transferming grembining exposing people with a lactose 2180 02:35:30.559 --> 02:35:33.879 and gleerates to ninety million rogens of ionizing radiation. US not vinpent and angelic 2181 02:35:33.920 --> 02:35:35.719 DM. His name's Apollo. He was Homo, but that was thirty years 2182 02:35:35.760 --> 02:35:39.600 ago when he still had rose to blow. Finally, finally, have enough 2183 02:35:41.040 --> 02:35:46.959 funny names saved up for a month of twenty five dollars tier Happy November Boys. 2184 02:35:48.280 --> 02:35:54.399 Craig the Canadian wrote in the next Stark Tank guest should be Matt pat 2185 02:35:54.479 --> 02:35:56.200 where the boys convinced him to say the end where that's not happening. It's 2186 02:35:56.239 --> 02:36:01.799 your boy, shawne De. My penis is so low it makes you say, 2187 02:36:01.799 --> 02:36:03.639 oh, my lord, thank you for sucking me about with a with 2188 02:36:03.760 --> 02:36:07.760 a with a real rough BBC Daily Wire presents Matt Walsh's what is a black? 2189 02:36:09.600 --> 02:36:13.280 I couldn't you know. I wouldn't even be surprised. That would not 2190 02:36:13.360 --> 02:36:16.200 surprise me at all. It's like, what is black? He has put 2191 02:36:16.319 --> 02:36:22.760 puts on his fucking willy will willy beard. What is black? He's fucking 2192 02:36:22.879 --> 02:36:28.399 actually chinless. I can't believe that guy. It is crazy. Try to 2193 02:36:28.440 --> 02:36:35.799 knock him out and you just miss you just like Bro looks like Bro's got. 2194 02:36:37.239 --> 02:36:43.840 Bro's got that you miss. This is gonna be like in your fucking 2195 02:36:43.000 --> 02:36:46.920 arm, Like it's gonna be like probably three people max in the audience who 2196 02:36:46.920 --> 02:36:52.479 get this. But he he's got. Matt Walsh has like Sir Daniel fort 2197 02:36:52.639 --> 02:37:00.399 skew uh head composition. Man, there's no there's no jaw to see speak 2198 02:37:00.479 --> 02:37:05.600 of at all. It's embarrassing. If I were Matt Walsh, I would 2199 02:37:05.719 --> 02:37:13.399 turn my car on in the garage and fall asleep. But but that's just 2200 02:37:13.520 --> 02:37:16.239 me. That's just me. That's just me personally. I'm not saying to 2201 02:37:16.319 --> 02:37:18.360 do anything, you know, I'm just I'm just saying like, if if 2202 02:37:18.440 --> 02:37:24.760 that way, if that were me, I could never I could never I 2203 02:37:26.600 --> 02:37:30.879 I could never walk, I could never wake up as Matt Walsh and walk 2204 02:37:30.920 --> 02:37:33.799 out the door and let the sun see me. That's crazy. Ben and 2205 02:37:33.879 --> 02:37:39.639 Jerry's Funky Monkey, the proud owner of a twelve gage silly straw. Doctor 2206 02:37:39.719 --> 02:37:45.920 Robotix means sweet seen dragular flow, got that Pinocchio dick, tell my bit, 2207 02:37:45.920 --> 02:37:48.040 I'm faithful the fucker like I meant to three x O, letting people 2208 02:37:48.079 --> 02:37:52.120 know that one piece has a better story than Halo. Yeah, well fuck 2209 02:37:52.959 --> 02:37:58.120 you. 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That bussy got me gooped up for real. Uh, 2229 02:39:56.799 --> 02:40:00.760 you gotta pay the trolls toll to get in the boys whole gage six. 2230 02:40:01.000 --> 02:40:03.680 Why yes, my patron name has been has been questioned in the comments sections 2231 02:40:03.719 --> 02:40:07.399 of other creators. Oh that's awesome, that's perfect, we're just talking about 2232 02:40:07.440 --> 02:40:11.760 it. Uh. No, you didn't have to shut me off. No, 2233 02:40:11.920 --> 02:40:16.799 you didn't have to suck me up. You bit the head and disregarded 2234 02:40:16.879 --> 02:40:20.120 my balls like they were nothing. This is why you need syllable help. 2235 02:40:22.520 --> 02:40:26.680 You need syllables, you need you need to fucking get the syllables. It's 2236 02:40:26.719 --> 02:40:33.559 not easy. Almost there, almost there some penis that I used to blow. 2237 02:40:33.840 --> 02:40:39.520 Bit the head. It would be like this, bit bite the head 2238 02:40:39.600 --> 02:40:43.520 and bite the head, ignore the balls as if as if they were you 2239 02:40:43.559 --> 02:40:46.920 know what I mean. You gotta fucking work with that. Tell them Steve 2240 02:40:46.040 --> 02:40:50.239 Dave Babe, I swear I didn't sleep with the boys. It's a joke 2241 02:40:50.280 --> 02:40:56.600 for the podcast Big Scream Boy A mean a mean goth lesbian super cunty did 2242 02:40:56.959 --> 02:41:01.760 fist dick xpunk Ali doc I'm high on twelve Jason Bourne's looking to beat the 2243 02:41:01.799 --> 02:41:05.079 comment of a thick fresh Oh John Strickland, give me a second. I 2244 02:41:05.159 --> 02:41:07.280 need to make sure I'm not straight. My boys are in the minors getting 2245 02:41:07.520 --> 02:41:11.399 ran through like its watergate. 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