Ah, how does everybody do? And how's everybody to? Welcome to the
Stark Tank Podcast, the show where the points, uh, where everything's made
up and the points don't matter. I'm your host, Drew Carey. Today
We're gonna be I don't know, We've we've segued into We've segued into a
lot of question oriented shows, but there's been a lot of there's been a
lot of topics that have bubbled up recently that I think that would be a
good time to kind of catch up on. Uh yeah, yeah, man,
there's some crazy shit. I've only Derek. Derek's kind of the expert
on a lot of this stuff at this point because like I just straight up
have not been paying attention to I've only seen snippets of this Azulan stuff.
And I did watch the Boogie documentary and all that stuff. Did you know
what, Who's Azulan was? I have sincerely never heard of this in my
life, right right. That's why this is so crazy to me. That's
the that's the thing why I feel like most people that aren't into reaction content,
which is I would imagine the vast majority of people that are listening to
this, they're not really the majority of the vast majority of functioning. But
also it should be noted that like everybody who watches this show is homeless,
so they don't have true they don't have access to any other content than this.
You only have a government phone that doesn't have any data. It's it's
a government phone. Or the only website that's successible dot com, slash the
snark tank, that's like your only you get. You get one website that
you can go on. All the people chose that. No texting, no
calling. I appreciate that though, I really appreciate man. I mean,
that's absolutely put put. If if you could find a way somehow, if
you're listening to this show to put to put this podcast is your emergency contact,
do it. I don't know how you I don't know how that would
work necessarily, but like figure it out, yeah you know, uh so
yeah, so okay, so now that's still thank you patrons, and uh
yeah, nobody's sort of Azulan I saw so nerd City pretty much disappeared off
the face of the earth, right he kind of just does a podcast with
pyrasynical colossals, crazy somebody else I can't remember there's like four or four of
them, and yeah, and that's what he's been doing kind of actually is
similar to this. I haven't been doing content either, it's exactly. Actually,
like I'm sure I've show this. There's so many people who are like,
well, where's every time I post something, it's like where's Cris beIN?
And it's like, yeah, on a weekly basis, I've been here
for the last several years actually, but right, it is kind of funny
that there's still people within our respective fan bases that are finding out that we
have a podcast, especially you you do like two fucking podcasts. Yeah.
Man, that's my main and I mentioned it constantly on on videos. You
know, it's crazy. Somebody I thought they were joking. I can't remember
what comment section it was, but somebody said, whoa, I'm I'm a
Sacred Symbols fan. I didn't know Chris did music when we when we dropped
that it's Terror time again. Oh yeah, Like that sounds so impossible because
that is your main thing that people know you for, is doing music,
well, like stuff on my channel actually straight up exactly was for a time
that those musicals that you know, what's crazy about that too? Is that
we literally did a joint live show. I don't know. There's so there's
so much about it that confuses the hell out of me. I thought he
was joking. He was serious. He's like, oh, yeah, I'm
gonna check out the other stuff you guys have done. I'm like that,
I thought he was fucking around. I'm like, Okay, you got a
smorgasbord of content. By the way, I did want to mention the Sweeney's
also here. Yeah, he hasn't said anything, but I'm trying. I'm
like trying to let you guys talk to You guys are talking about like making
music and ship and being like actual YouTubers, and I'm just like, let
these niggas talk. I don't know what you look like. You look you
were reading. You look you're reading like a like a fortune cookie that was
like a mega specific and you were afraid of it, like like it was
like a fortune cookie. You guys speak. I was like, Oh,
they're they're talking about their ship. Let me start. Let me start doing
my tax SHIPOW start to start doing, start doing. We started sending out
my tenet. What I have to do, w whatever. Don't tell don't
tell me about that ship. I don't want to hear ship. I don't
know. We have we do that ship a by the end of the year.
Man, that's all. We got to send all those forms. But
the end of the year whatever, I'll do that when I have to.
I need them by the end of the year. From you guys, at
least, I'll give you a little I'll send you uh an email with a
number on it. And that's that's as much as you're getting from me.
You're followed. I how you followed. I refuse to do paperwork. I
would rather if I I've told this, I've told this to people. But
it's always tax on every day of the year. I am a very very
liberal person, and on April fifteenth, I am really like severely right wing,
like like I'm mentally right wing. It's like I start, I start
to a question like whether or not like I don't know, like whether or
not people really need rights and things like that, like whatever I have to
pay my taxes. It's always just like this is fucking terrible, And the
day after I'm fine, even although I'm very wounded. I'm really not that
bad about paperwork unless it's like copious amounts of it like I'll sit down and
like do paperwork. I'll do like my insurance mess. I have no problem
with that. Like those those things are just like small small bursts of it
where it's like, all right, twenty five minutes to that I have to
like really sit down and really read and pay attention to it. And that's
not that big of a deal. I just want people. I go on
Fremont Street in downtown Las Vegas. Pay the first homeless person I see.
I'm like, hey, yo, I got it out. I got some
shit I gotta do. I gotta, I gotta go, I got I
gotta go. I gotta go. Play Balders eighty three? Can you again?
Can you again? Yeah? Yeah again? Carlac again? Figure this
ship out for me. I don't even know, like it's not even organized.
If I'm gonna kill you. And because they're homeless, fill out fill
at the doctor's office, fill out my medical information. I don't just make
ship up. Just make it believable anyway, as is a person that exists,
Yes, the person that exists. I so what I know from like
the basic pitch of this is that Sniper Wolf basically stole this woman's like entire
identity basically, and and see you said basically, you said base, it's
only wrongs because you said basically, no, she deliberately, one hundred percent
stole this chick's identity. Then that's why it's so crazy. So that is
the base of it. So uh, I guess nerd City knows her.
They met at VidCon and stuff, like maybe I saw her too. I
don't know, man, she just looks like a yeah. Uh she from
seeing this interview on his channel. And I would I would advise you guys
to listeners to to go watch that video. I think it's like a half
hour and it's just the first three minutes. It's fucking mind blowing, just
because it's already enough. Uh, he's a genius, like uh, nerd
City. The way that he I'm lazy with, like the way that I
structure videos. I'm kind of like, all right, bullet points, go
this do methodically. Within the first three minutes, it was already enough where
I'm like, oh, this bitch is guilty. And then he also shows
and this was hilarious. This is a guy in Brazil that stole nerd City's
identity. Essentially, same music, same glasses, same backdrop, but and
since it's Brazil, it's on Porkage Portuguese, you would find it. And
that guy has three million, He has three million subscribers. He has more
subscribers than and it's essentially the same thing where this girl, Asiland has like
I think nine million subscribers or something. She's still really popular. But then
Sniperwolf thirty million plus in counting. And the thing that's most egregious about this
it's not only that Sniper Wolf stole I'm talking about. There was a tutorial.
There is a Hey, here's the shit that I have in my house
that Azielane did wearing a red dress, and then Sniperwolf got a red dress,
did the same type of shots, got the same type of big ass
mirror that this chick had in her house, azuland just like shot for shot,
doing things completely, the same same backdrop, same everything. And then
Sniper Wolf has the audacity when her fans started finding out, Hey, who's
this chick, Sniperwolf was being like, Yo, this bitch is stealing my
shit. That's not that cool. Crazy, Yeah, I haven't seen I
haven't seen in the nerd City video yet, because nerd Cities videos are great.
When he decides to like focus on like commentary stuff, but it's also
like so sensory, like sensory wise, it's so fucking much. Then I'm
like, I had no energy to watch it, but I gotta get around.
That's nutstuff. That's true. That's that's real, and it seems like
it is totally true the way that he laid out the video. It is.
There's nothing, there's no stone unturned in the video. It's one of
those things where it's like, oh, is this true? When you watch
it, you're like, I can't. I can't believe she's done this for
so long and the only reason so people are probably asking why hasn't Azuland said
anything, Well, she explains, she says, I didn't really, She's
not about she doesn't like drama. She's like, I don't really want to
get into all this bullshit, even though it's like so justifiable to actually try
to drag and call out Sniper Woolf for this. She's like, ah,
like I don't really want to get into all of this, and I'm like,
bro, this chick has brought like hell, Like you know, Sniper
Wolf has an insane fan base. I guess because she's insane, right,
So yes, and they have like relentlessly harassed this girl, Azulan. They
they've sent all this crazy stuff so to the point where she didn't want to
even log on social media anymore because it would just be flooded with comments of
Sniper's fans saying, oh, you fucking you copy this, Ah, you
fucking fake you this, this and that, and it's just like this is
I was, you know, just a few weeks ago when we saw what
we were kind of talking about it on stream and we were saying, is
she aware of what she's doing to Jack's films, like the whole docksing and
stocking thing, or is she just supremely stupid, weird speculating and seeing this
video, I'm like, oh no, she is well aware of what she's
doing. She doesn't care, like she is completely like I know how fucked
up this is, and I'm gonna do it anyway because I'm Sniper Wolf,
I guess. And I've gotta be honest, I'm more angry at YouTube than
like Sniperwolf because of how there's no way they're not aware of all this shiit,
of how fucking much of a fraud this chick is and like how how
fucked up she is in every conceivable way, right, and they're just like
not not cool, man, Like they could have they could have just given
it to They could have dubbed Azieland as their ambassador. They could have just
tapped her, you know, they could have They could have done that.
They could have done the right thing. They kind of were just like,
ah, whatever, we're already invested in the Sniper Wolf, so let's go.
Yeah. It's been it's been like this for years, and I'm like,
bro, just a week ago, I just found out that this person
exists Azuland yeah, dude, I that's It's weird because that name sounds like
it's ringing, like a really faint, like the faintest bell possible, right,
But it's like it's there, but I have no idea. I have
no connection to it at all. Like I can't associate it with like an
image or like a like a formatter or anything like that. I just I
know I've heard that name before before this this whole thing, at least once.
Yeah, but it probably Yeah, I do get it, like because
it's like, ah, man, I don't want nothing to do with this
ship, like because it's that was that was me during the entire Creator class
stuff when like my fight was all fucked up and it was just like I
want really I don't care, like I whatever, this this sucks or whatever.
It sucks already that it's happening, so like I don't really care to
participate. But this is crazy though, Uh because she absolutely knows what she's
doing. Oh yeah, if she's if that's why I said, That's why
I said, like the video that I think I did, did I do
a video about it? I feel like I did. I think, yeah,
I did a video about it, and I imagined it's like, dude,
she's thirty years old, Like she she knows she's thirty years old,
and she's been a woman on the internet for that for as long as you
know what I mean, right, for fifteen straight years, Like you know
what the fuck you're doing when you post somebody's address, uh, like to
your fucking millions of fans. Like it's not like there's no argument of like
ignorance there, right, I legitimately think that she wanted Jack to get hurt,
like especially after this video. Yeah, after seeing this video, I'm
like I believe it because, uh, there is first of all she talks
about her sociopathy. She thinks she's uh said, no, sorry, not
sociopathy. Actually, uh uh how do you how would you call if someone's
psychotic sociopathy? Butpathy is a psychopathy, psychopathy a psychosis. Yeah, okay,
I guess so yeah, okay. She she mentioned she's self aware that
she lacks what the type of feelings that she should as an one person should.
Uh he puts that in the video and the way that she behaves the
projection, you know how like you know, this always happens the the the
right leaning dude that goes hard in the pink about paint about protecting kids and
calling everybody a groomer, and then he gets, you know, arrested for
having like fifty hundred and like five thousand terabytes of like child porn and shit
like so like you see like stories, you see shit like that out of
the politician blah blah blah, I hate gays and a sucking dick in the
truck stop bathroom. It's it's like, so she's doing similar behavior where she's
calling out people like oh, I hate when people like are stealing other people's
identity, Like just like what the fuck is wrong with you kind of a
thing, like just doing all this projection shit knowing full where, full well
that she stole this chick's identity and you're just seeing like the behavior if someone
You're like, wow, this was I was convinced more before this that oh
she's just really stupid. That's that was more of a I mean, I
guess both things to be true, but like I just think that like,
oh, no, she's actually she could have easily went down a different path
and been like a serial murderer type of thing, like you know, like
just just a few little tweaks, like in a parallel universe, she easily
could have been like capable of doing wildly wild like you're talking about this right
now, and I'm like, what the fuck are we? What are we
talking about? But that's how wild it is. When you see something this
blatant and something this open. It's kind of like when the when somebody commit
it was like it was actually like my friend, I have a friend that
moved to France in twenty ten, and this dude was kind of a just
he was a demon before he left. You just do a lot of dumb
shit and uh, tower records when it still existed, he went in,
stole a bunch of CDs. I was. I was like, I am
black, I want no part of this. There's no I will I am
not going to be anywhere near this. So I waited outside like I'm like
whatever. And then so when he got he got his first round, got
a bunch of CDs. He's like, look at all this great ship.
This was so easy. I'm going back and I'm like, bro, bro,
no, like you don't go back and seeing like that's when you get
caught, like almost always right, yeah, you fucking idiot. So he
went back and then I see my friend that went in with him. He
comes out and just sigles like go go go, and he's like, oh,
yeah, they got him. I was just like, yo, if
you just it's like this shit, if she would just not fucking talk shit,
kind of essentially returning to the screen seem to crying knowing that she stole
this person's identity, and then kind of being like, yeah, fuck people
who did this. Oh, by the way, she stole my shit.
Dude. Nobody would have found out about this because Ashelan wouldn't have said anything
if she wasn't getting harassment thrown her way. So it's one of those things
where it's like you're so arrogant. Not only are you psychotic, you're fucking
arrogant. And it just blew my fucking mind. So, like I say,
I advised you people to watch that thirty minute video to fucking just be
like, oh, this person is actually crazy. I didn't know. I
thought maybe she was just a dumb bitch, you know, like it goes
beyond that. I thought she was just a dumb bitch. I really did
surprise, this is a dumb, crazy bitch. My surprise. H yeah,
my aw. YouTube's been popping off a little bit, though, you
have this crazy shit going on. And at the same time we briefly mentioned
we were talking about Boogie Yeah right. His documentary came out, so we
kind of just we didn't really focus on it. It wasn't it wasn't like
it was just like, oh, in passing, I hadn't even seen the
documentary when it was first uh when when it was first brought up, I
saw it and it definitely made me. Now I did say. I did
say that like I can't really fuck with But because I was one of those
people, I made like one or two videos saying, y'all are acting like
Boogie is some fucking keen star type villain. You're acting like he's done some
really nefarious ship, the way that he gets waves of hate, the way
that I see the videos made about him. But then when I saw the
documentary and I saw, okay, not only the title, but it was
called something like the Sad, Dumb and Gay something like that, and it's
like, why would they say, why you green light that? Why would
you green he says the whole time though, he's like he's hammering home the
whole the whole documentary. It's like, I'm fucking sad. My life is
fucking sad. I am sad. I suck. I fucking everything sucks.
I'm sad. I can't. There's this great sequence from from the Well.
I wouldn't call it a sequence. It's not fucking, it's not avengers or
anything. But there's like there's a scene in the documentary where he's going over
all of the expenses and he's like, I got my healthcare, I've got
my fucking medication, I've got you know, my bills, I've got food.
Diablo four came out. I had to buy it. I had to
get it. It's just like, bro, you are makes me feel so
I feel like I don't. I don't like feeling bad, you know,
like like most humans like that's a hot take man's But when I watched Boogie,
I don't even know. I can't even make fun of it for feeling
that feel sad. That's just me, man. That should be merch.
I think that should be we should have a shirt that says, like,
in like aerial font or something like this, I don't like feeling better feeling
bad. That'll be our first official yea a new season. I see.
Here's the thing. See this is this is this is exactly the way that
you're reacting right now is exactly what he wants. And I feel like that
is the wrong emotion. Should be like yes, because it's not because this
is the way he doesn't. No, no, no, really, because
at first I was somebody who was like, I gave him slack. I
give him slack because okay, there's someone who who's clinically depressed, all right,
that that is a major thing. Here's somebody who's also suicidal. Okay,
so I can give a pass for a lot of behavior that he that
he's doing. But It got to a point where when this documentary came out
and he completely was like cool with everything, it got to the point where
I'm like, oh, this is not this is not clinical depression. This
is this is I like the attention I get from being a sad sack of
shit, because nobody that is clinically depressed and anxiety riddled and all the shit
would dare conceive of having something like this released of them with their fucking stamp
of approval on it. It's one of those things where like, you know,
there's Sonny V two and all these other YouTubers that make like these video
shitting on them. Yeah, those are gonna come out. You don't have
to approve or disapprove, there's criticism whatever, But to be have a documenty
in a part of you, Okay, show the sad parts of your life.
Now, what's next? How are you gonna fix this? How are
you gonna overcome now? It was to the point where this is when I
truly lost respect for him. So we started dating that twenty year old who
clearly she even says daddy issues blah blah. We're okay, big fucking shocker.
But the thing is they also talked about trauma bonding, and it's like
trauma bonding in the way that all they're both fucked up, and then they
they they bonded over that, and we all know how fucked up that is
that especially to say, for example, if she healed, if she got
better, she would clearly be like, what the fuck am I doing?
Why am I with this piece of shit? But the thing is, what
he's telling her in the documentary is that I'm fucked up. I'm gonna die
pretty soon, and I'm so sorry. And what made me so mad about
that is you can't be sorry, You're fuck You got with her, You
fucking got with her knowing that you're probably gonna die soon and fuck her up.
Even worse, you can't say I'm sorry. It's just like, look
it. When I was eighteen years old, I was a senior, right,
I dated another senior in my rival's high school. We were the only
time we would really hang out because she was so fucking busy and her parents
were really strict. We would sneak out at night and then we would just
hang out, like so at past eleven pm whatever, we'd hang out for
like hours. Thing is she would be so fucking tired. She was going
to a procedure school and she needed to. All of her classes still counted.
None of my classes counted except for ENGELSS four, So it didn't matter
what I did. I didn't even have a first period. What I did
was, even though I really liked her, I was like, this is
fucked up. I'm going to ruin her fucking life if I behave so basically
not being selfish, I broke it off. I broke it off because the
thing is, you think that's crazy. I never did, especially when I
was young. Do you think it's crazy to have like empathy? No?
No, no, no, no no, it's crazy for you to have
that level of foresight at that age. Oh oh yeah, I don't is
crazy like like at that age, at that age in part not even that
you're insidious, you know, or just like that idea like D like I
want to try to make it work, you know, because even even adults
try to make it work with like that, you know. But he had
that foresight, I would be like, I just want to get pussy.
She's hot and she's cool. I'm gonna stay with her and if she sucks
up, Like I never told people this. The year that me and Lily
started dating, she failed our classes the first year she's outed. Dating my
girlfriend is like theanseless like top of top of top of the class. It
is extremely intelligent. When you first dating me, that was her first like
super super serious boyfriend. She was like, oh, I love this guy.
You're like an E. M P. Like you go around her and
you make her stupid. That's wow. He's like, she's happy, but
she's definitely dumber. Bro. Yeah, yeah, if I respect that,
You're right, you were able to do something. It was one of those
things. It was one of the most selfless things I'd done at that point,
because I truly cared about this person and I knew that I didn't want
to bring her down to my level because I wasn't planning on going to college
right away. I had done school my entire life. I'm talking about fucking
prestigious private school then doing it. Going to public school was a breeze until
I started doing these honor classes and then it just snapped. I snapped him,
like what the fuck am I doing. I'm gonna take it easy,
and so anyway, long story short, Yeah, it really upset her.
It did, but I was. It was one of those things where like,
I it's for the best. I know I'm gonna fuck things up if
I if I just be selfish, you just you just know that kind of
thing at a certain at a certain point, like definitely, not that it's
definitely, I think rare for somebody at that age specifically to feel that that
age, but I do think like at a certain point like definitely, but
definitely by the time you're fucking Boogie's age, you know that especially agreed hard
agree what a fuck, And that that's what really made me. I was
just like, fuck this guy. I never had that feeling before. I've
seen so many people be like, fuck this guy, he's a snake,
he's a manipulator this, and I'm like, I don't really feel that way.
I just feel like he's a depressed, suicidal guy that like, you
gotta give these people slack, man, it's not it's no fault. A
person that's clinically depressed doesn't want to be clinically depressed. So I was more.
But then when I started seeing I'm like, oh, he's in control,
he knows exactly what he's doing, and like that, like there's no
the fact that this chick's gonna be No matter what, this chick's not gonna
come out on top. There's no way this ship's gonna come out on top
in life being a boogie. That's what upsets me. There is no gain
if he dies early, like she's just stuck with nothing. Uh. If
he fucking lived longer, he's still it's just gonna be the the gonna fucking
go ahead. The the insidious thing about it. To me that really kind
of bothered me. It was the same exact point that you were talking about,
where it's like it's it all hinges on this girl, and if it
was everything else, like the dude says he's like a covert narcissist or whatever,
it's like whatever, Like you've got your own fight. Your brain's all
fucked like fine, but like again, like you just know what you just
know by a certain age what you should and shouldn't do with people, and
like, to me, it's like when he goes like, yeah, I
don't know how much longer I have, you know, to this girl who's
like clearly got abandonedment issues or like daddy issues or whatever, it's like the
it seems to me less like oh, you know. Uh, I'm trying
to be honest with you, and it seems more like, well, if
I tell her I time is very limited, then she's not gonna leave because
every moment is like, you know, every moment is like precious, you
know what I mean, Like every single note, like no matter. Oh,
I have an offer to go, like, uh, work for a
company somewhere else that would be really good for me. I'm not gonna take
that because I don't know how much time I got with this guy. You
know. It seems like it just strikes me as like that's what struck me
in media. It was like, that's fucked up if I was with somebody,
dude, because I'm thinking like if I was with somebody and I was
like definitely ill, which which I don't know what Boogie's scenarios. I don't
think he's like, he's not like fucking stage eight stage eight cancer. No,
look a look at the real before you go, Before you go,
I just want to say, most of his ailments could be cured with losing
weight exactly, yeah, which he did for a little bit, lost weight,
right, so his life would be like the things that he's diagnosed with,
most of them will go away with just losing the weight they should have
lost. But he gives up. He gives it. He gives up because
he understands there's like a lot of there's a lot of sympathy that comes towards
him. There's like also it's like, well, if I'm gonna if I,
if I, if I'm really unhealthy, then like she's never gonna leave
me, you know, because like she really needs me, and like I
have this whole thing that I'm holding over and like, dude, I don't
know if if if if look I if I was if I knew that I
was gonna fucking die in like a year, like and I or something like
that, right, and like I knew that, I don't know, man,
Yeah, you know, fucking you'd be kind of cunty too. No,
I know I would. I would just say if I'm with somebody that
I care about and I know I'm gonna die, like I'm gonna be like
hey, listen, like, oh I see why would I know? I
couldn't do that? You know, it just seems weird to hold people like
that. I don't know, if if I was gonna die, I would
instantly like I'm not gonna be here, but people I care about are gonna
be here. That's where my mind shifts more. It's like, because like
you're not You're not playing a game for you anymore. Your last time here
is like I'm going to disappear soon. I have to help other people that
are right. But what I mean, what does some people I'm gonna die?
Fuck it them, do whatever I want. I'm like, that's not
what I'm saying. What I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying he should
be selfless enough to be like, listen, you should go, you know,
Like I don't know. It just strikes me as like fucking wildly selfish,
be like I got so little time here. That is, by the
way, very very curable, uh and very very fixable and very very within
his reach to fix uh. But uh I don't want to fix that.
Uh So stay with me, please, Well I fucking died whither way and
fuck you up even more by the way, thanks cool. I know you're
basically a kid, but uh whatever, it's I don't know everything about it,
just like that, everything about it wrote me the wrong way. But
that part in particular was like I don't know, man, that guy Yeah,
it's just the whole thing where I'm like, I know it's that when
I saw him get with, like because he announced it on Twitter or whatever
when they were together or some shit. Immediately I was like, I know
exactly what this is. I know exactly what this type of dynamic is.
And she's one of those girls, even though she's an adult, she's twenty
years old. It's one of those things that they're they're trauma bar like I
I've been in a similar not the same dynamic at all, but meaning that
trauma happened, trauma time and better. Yeah. Yeah, and once I
got better, it was like apparent it was like, oh her and I
the girl we were not compatible. We were it was we was okay to
hang out with. But this is like it was one of those things where's
I come on like, well, we both knew were like, we're both
good, we'd be we'd better be, would be better as friends, but
not romantic partners. We don't get each other in that way. I've never
had like that. Yeah, I mean it's good. I've had. I've
had dramatic relationship chips. Those suck and I can't like that. They really
make you have less energy for bush when you get older and like it make
it kind of makes it kind of wears you out more than you need to
be wearing out before you get to a certain point. I had one thing,
like I briefly dated girl that I forgot about that yet just very briefly,
where she was. She was all about she loved drama, like she
couldn't live without it. She got me I don't yell, I'm not yelling,
like actually yelling person, but she actually got me to that level a
couple of times, and I was like, who the fun? Like what
am I becoming? It was one of those things. Yeah, I only
ever raised I only ever raised my voice. I only ever raised my voice
once in my life in a relationship. And I remember being like, man,
that's not good. That's not good. It's all it's bad because you
feel insane. You feel insane. You're like after you go, you go,
and you like storm out of a room and then you sit down wherever
the fuck you sit down angrily. You're like, what the fuck am I
doing right now? I'm knowing someone. It's crazy. It's a it's it
is a fucked dynamic for people who are at the same age let alone some
let alone a fucking fifty year old guy with a twenty you know what I
mean, Like it's it's that is fucked as is, so to add this
weird extra layer of just like and look, I'm not you see guy,
cause I don't know, Like I look at seventeen, am I am I
hitting? If Lady Goga hit hits me up at seventeen, I'm taking that,
you know what I mean? And I know exactly what I'm doing.
I know a million percent what I'm doing right, I'm not going to I
don't like pretending like there's this like completely you know, like, oh,
you have a very good idea what you're doing, right, I have a
very good idea. I have a very solid idea. But what I'm doing
yeah, but uh, at the same time, it's like I don't know,
dude, Like a full on fucking relationship between a fifty year old in
a twenty year old Like that's nuts. Like if you want to sling dick,
if you want if you want to be like a fifty year old like
movie star and like fool around with like a twenty one year old person,
then leave the next day. Fucking whatever, dude, fucking have have at
it. Yeah, that's weird, but it's significantly less strange than like,
hey man, you're you just got out of college, let's build a life
together. I'm gonna die in twenty years. Like, I don't know,
it's fucking It's just that that whole level confuses the shit to me because I
don't. I don't. I don't know, man, I don't. People
people give Leo Leo DiCaprio a lot of shit for like dating people like in
their late twenties, and it's like, I don't know, man, that's
that's weird. Also, do what you do. You got to understand that,
like he has a ton of money, it's all like there, there's
no confusion on what's happening. The thing that is the if Boogie was ballin',
like if he had wealth, they would they would be it would still
be like morally kind of irreprehensible to a certain extent, but you would also
understand the dynamic. He'd be like, oh, I see what's going on
here as far as like this hick's here for the money. He's gonna die,
so like I get it, but it's he's booking broke. He there
he could never be wealthy, Boogie Boogie, he's crazy. He can't because
he wasn't sounding right. That's what's crazy about it. It's like Boogie cannot
be wealthy. Like he can't. It's physically fucking impossible. The amount of
money that this dude, dude, he wasted. He spent seven hundred thousand
dollars on what crypto? And then he spent two hundred thousand dollars on hookers.
Dude, he could have spent a fracture of that money and lost a
bunch of weight and just been attractive enough to attract a person, you know
what I mean? Like he could have he had, he already had,
Like, what are you wasting seven hundred thousand, Look you've got many,
many hundreds of thousands of dollars, that's great. That is not wealthy enough
for you to put half or most of it into fucking crypto? You're not?
Now you what happened doing this right now? Of course? I don't
worry what are they doing? What are they doing? What's going on over
there? Bro, don't worry about it. Just fucking just turn your game
down a little bit and pull your mic closer to your face. Will be
good. I'm worry about it. It's just the lovely, the lovely people
of Mexico are cutting the grass. A chill chill, chill, chill,
chill, chill. The El Salvadorian we didn't hire Mexicans, Okay, the
Central or South Americans? Whatever, there you go. Yeah, whichever I
forgot where El Salvador is anyway? Is central? Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't remember what I was saying, but yeah,
well you were talking. You were specifically talking about the crypto because that
it's one of those things where I it is. There's a couple of things
that are so so people have asked him about certain things, like everybody was
like, why the fun didn't you pay off for your A lot of people
don't want to accept this answer, but I accept it because if he was
planning on killing himself, which he's talked about, he was like, I'm
done. He said, He's like, dead people don't own homes, So
why am I gonna spend this money on paying off my house when I'm going
to kill myself? And I'm like, that's actually fair that because if I'm
thinking to myself too, if I have debt and I'm planning on offering myself
the first thing. I'm not going with my money. I'm not gonna spend
I'm gonna spend it on dumb shit. So essentially, if you want to
know, like why he spends so much money on escorts, I think there
has to be a connection where he thinking I'm gonna do the wildest stuff and
live like I'm rich and then kill myself. And then, you know,
like a lot of people do they they they get scared of of of facing
that. Once they are actually like okay, it's time, then they're they're
instincts kicking. We're like, I'm not gonna do that. That's that's scary.
And then so then they're like, I'm gonna actually figure it out.
Because to me, it's like a lot of people say it's a coward way
out, a coward way out to kill yourself, but it's actually kind of
the opposite. That's like self preservation runs through me so much that I cannot
even fathom killing myself because it's a coward. It's a cowards way out.
Specifically because the most of most people who are I understand, yeah, yeah,
understand the sentiment, but I just feel like it's such a like man,
I look at look at look at let's let's I'll put let's put it
into perspective. People. Most people have trouble even uh giving themselves like taking
a hyperdemic needble needle and jabbing themselves, like the idea of like doing something
like inflicting or it's like it's like me, I do it, I do
it. I do it once a week. Sometimes I used to do it
twice a week when I was doing Then I cannot under any circumlot, I
can't do it. That's so there's some because for some people, my brain
tells my brain tells me no, like you cannot don't when I get my
blood drawn. It like requires a lot of like a mental focus to just
like allow that to happen. Like it really like when I was little,
it used to scare me. Then I stopped scaring. It's not that it
scares me, it's that it like it's very clearly like I know you would
react like you like you put your arm back, you know, and then
I just feel really tense. I feel really tense. I'm like fuck man,
I was like, oh God, damn it, god, And I'm
like under my breath. I'm just like, God, damn it, God
the whole time, the whole time, Like I've I've been with like these
people who like draw my blood and they're like, it's it's the I can't
get the visual of like a Caprice on straw going through a packet out of
my head, like yeah, when it's like the and then they're like the
idea of like they're taking my blood. What fucking like my this is where
my this is where my Republican brain kicks in, where it's like what the
fuck do they need my blood for? What? The Yeah? I know,
I know it's idiot. I understand, I understand, but it's like
it's also just this level of like do you, like, do you need
to help me? Really? Like what the fun? Like we we we
went through so much history without doing this, Like do we need to do
it? I need this, Like do I need you to take my blood?
And like, also it doesn't help. It doesn't help the fact that
every single time I mean, this is I guess obviously to thank thank goodness
I have my health, I guess, but every single time I do it,
there's nothing wrong. So it feels like the fucking way just feels like
they've stolen my blood for no reason. So I have it might it might
be gone for the most part because of the fact I have like fucking good
skin. But I would play a lighter game with people, and no one
could beat me at that game. I don't because I don't because I have
a good pain tolerance as well. That's crazy, because I've been getting hurt
since I was a little I have a good pain tolerance. I'm like,
I have a good pain tolerance for specific pain, like like I can take
a beating, but but sharp shit I notice immediately, like if I get
a cut, like if I get like a paper cut or something like,
I'm feeling that for hours and it really bothers me and it hurts like hell.
But I could get decked in the fing I could. I could break
my nose literally in a boxing ring in front of millions of people, and
I'm partying like immediately afterwards, you know what I mean. Well, there's
the adrenaline aspect of that too, that problem, but also just like straight
up like could you also immediately no, like it's it's because it's happened,
It's happened also before, like I've I've I don't remember if I fracture,
I did something that just came I beat you up. No, I did
something fuck to my ankle at some point where like I landed on it wrong
and I heard a crack and then I just walked back up the stairs and
just kind of laid down. I was like that sucks, you know,
but like, yeah, it's house one time. That's when it was.
It was like it was the day that we were having that party, you
remember. Yeah, I fucked my ankle up so bad and I didn't go
to the hospital or anything. I just kind of waited for to go away.
I'm fine, by the way. Totally would have been a waste,
That's what I'm saying. It's like it just would have been a waste for
me to go to the fucking hospital like everybody was telling me to do.
I walk and run, completely fine. But it's just been a bunch of
money for no fucking reason, just to tell me things that I've that I
already know you're gonna steal my blood like mosquito. So those small moments when
you go there and you get checked up, they don't cost anything. I
hate insurance. Man insurance. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Man.
I was good, dude. I was good because you know, with
with the job that I have, uh, I would my my ag I
would would be just on the threshold of being considered poor like my justice gross
income they I would be just on the right there. I would always make
it like Derek Blackman, one of our homeless listeners. Basically, it was
like, oh, hey, guys, I'm in the poverty line. So
then I would have a government insurance. I would have like so what I'd
had a I'd had a medical in Calli and I had medical here in Nevada.
Now guess what I got fucking married? My wife has an okay job.
And then they kicked my ass off insurance. I was like, yo,
And not only did they do that insult to insult to injury, bro
insult to injury. Uh So, I've been dealing with some pretty fucked up
problems, one of them caused by my wisdom teeth that need to be pulled
out that and get so, my my thing was gonna be this month,
and then I've been having some crazy stomach issue that I'm like, God,
I hope it's not cancer or something. On the first in November, on
the first of November. I was supposed get an endoscopy that was the same
day got kicked off my insurance. They were like, oh, hey,
your shit's not renewing on the first and I'm like, yo, but I
have a fucking procedure and they're like, sorry, bitch, And I'm like,
and I talked to everybody something I do, Like do you think I
asked them, what fucking year do you think this is just because my wife
makes a certain amount of money, Like, does that mean that I just
have access to it? Like all that shit just belongs to me? First
of all. I mean, if I would have considered that, I would
have like, probably, well, no, we had to get married.
But the idea is I would have probably. I don't know what I would
have done. All I know is that it it fucked me in the ass.
And then because of how much we make together, even if I the
sub dude, Okay, so check this out. The subsidy that they were
gonna give me. They were like, okay, the only for me to
keep my same doctors. There was only one plan available and it was gonna
be like three hundred a month, like the premium. I was like,
that's crazy. And then the subsidy that they were gonna give me, Like
they're like, all right, this is how much you guys make together.
The only subsidy we can give you is sixty dollars off. And I was
like, God, I hate I sucked my fucking dick, suck my fucking
dick. I hate insurance so much. Just bro, I have so much,
Bro, Just fucking just I would. And I say, this is
somebody who just ran about taxes earlier. Just raise the fucking I'm getting fucked
anyway. Okay, I'm getting fucked anyway on tax day. Fuck me a
little more, and just like free me from this bullshit where you're gonna,
oh, you're gonna get kicked off if you if you get married, or
you're gonna or like oh well this doesn't cover this, or like oh,
you have a job here, so you have it, but like if you
get fired then you lose it. Oh. It's just all fucking so goddamn
stupid. And it's so antithetical to the idea that Americans have of freedom at
all. It is so restrictive, it is so bullshit. I don't know,
man, it was that is the one thing. It's like I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Listen, I'm sorry, with all due respects. If
you're if you're if you're if you're a Republican listening to this and you don't
understand why people are passionate about free health care, you are fucking insane.
You are absolutely fucking dafncare. I don't understand the infrastructure. Free healthcare in
European countries would not work in America. Yes it would so, no it
wouldn't. It would, It wouldn't. But just make it work. No,
it would make it work. It's like it would, it would,
it would. It would for the same reason that any of it works,
which is that you build for it. It's like, oh, well,
now that this is in place, now we have all this fucking this,
this income from literally everybody. Let's build hospitals, Let's get more, let's
get more people fucking in this in Let's do all this ship people people were
attached appropriately, if people are taxed appropriately. And but see, like it
would work as long as we were taxed appropriately, if people were and here's
the thing, because I know we all know what happens, we all know
what's happening to the Republican base. They're being lied to. It's like oh
this, this is that, freedom, this is and that. But then
because of their medical bills, because of everything else, they pay infinitely more.
Then it's like, hey, guys, what no, No, I
just got excited because I just wanted to talk about random santiss heels. We'll
transition like all I just want to all I want to say is all we
have to do is pay like a meal more collectively, like in taxes.
And then literally it's one of those things that and here's the thing. Every
time those there's all these people that go out and do street interviews that go
to Trump realize and go whatever, and they ask these people what is the
thing that's bothered in the most? Almost nine times out of ten, they're
bothered by their health insurance due they're mad that the government's not taking care of
them. Want to pull your you makes them want to pull your hair out
that it's like, guys, you keep saying this is bothering you, but
you keep voting for the fucking problem, and it it baffles me to the
point where I'm like, guys, you I don't know what to do at
this point. You we all want the same thing. Every red blooded American
wants the same fucking thing. But I'm a red blooded American. I believe
in freedom. I love the freedom that I have to. Uh, you
know when I work somewhere that I fucking hate because I have to because if
I don't work there, I'll get I can't afford to get sick, and
I might die and go bankrupt because I get sick. That's a that sounds
like freedom to me. I don't know. This is always the same thing
cited to where it's like, oh, well, medicine so expensive. We
can't we can't expect everybody pays like medicine isn't expensive. Medicine is fucking astoundingly
cheap. Actually the markup through insurance is expensive. Yeah, that's true,
but like if you didn't have every insurance then that wouldn't matter and everything.
I don't know, man, this whole thing fucking pisses. It makes me
so so I have several friends and family members and pharmaceuticals. When you go
and you buy medicine, a medicine, medicine costs X, right, yeah,
so be sold from a place it'll cost increase more. When you swipe
your insurance card. Money is being taken during from your insurance card. The
place makes a little bit of money and the vast bulk of the price just
goes to it insurance company. Yeah, it doesn't even it doesn't even go
to the people. It doesn't even go to the people making the medicine or
anything. It's crazy. It's so out, it's so crazy. It is
an expensive field. But it's an expensive field. It's an expensive field in
research and development. It's it's incredibly expensive to research and test medicine. It
is not expensive to create it. And because of that, and because of
turning a fucking profit is the most important thing, they will research and develop
things that are less important. There will be things that are way less important
because it's going to turn more of a profit. I'm like, bro,
so there are millions of people who could have been saved if you would have
researched X. And it's like when you we got to talk about around the
sands shoes. I'm getting upset, I mean really dumb. It's really dumb
and disheartened because it makes you, it makes you want to just anny at
least of course, it makes you just want to know I like them.
I'm getting I'm physically getting hot. I want to like what maybe but people
still have the addacy to be like my cousin's dying from cancer and some nigga's
gonna be like, well you should have had a better job or something.
I'm just like, you know, out eat your daughter. You know what
sucks is that like a lot of these people, your family, you just
you know, a lot of those people are like slaving away jobs and they
hate that are that they are keeping purely because or at least very highly because
well they need it because their insurance is tied to it. And that's that's
not freedom. I don't know, I don't know what to say, Like,
that's not freedom. You should be free to just go and do the
job that you want to do. What you want to do is health care
shouldn't be kept hostage. But anyway, whatever Joe's talking about, run the
Santa talk about I' getting fucking You know what I had in my head.
I had the thought of just like beating one of these people up and then
watching them go into an ambulance and get the bill for it. But and
then then that convinces them not right right. Well, for me, the
idea is opening my mouth, unhinging my job and slowly having like little dark
inklin tendrils come out of my mouth and pull them into my stomach. Three
thousand dollars, by the way, three thousand dollars for an ambulance right in
New York, no matter how far so, yeah, in New York City.
And that was and that, by the way, was ten years ago,
so I don't even know what the fuck it is now. I would
love but dude, Jojo fucking all I hear is and I'm getting a little
tired of it, to be honest. But I also understand at the same
time, because Jojo was experiencing American health care and must be so embarrassing.
She fucking oh my god, Like she was just like and I feel like,
there's I don't know what the hell's going. So the only option for
me, long story short, is to get on her insurance. And the
amount of problems that she had, I'm like, why the fuck would I
want to get on your insurance? Your shit sucks? But like, I
literally have no other option because they won't even subsidize me because the plan is
lower than they would they would say, it's considered affordable in their eyes.
It's considered affordable, even if you're a poor piece of shit. They're like,
well, what you guys would pay monthly is considered affordable. So the
government wouldn't even subsidize any private insurance that you bought. Anyway, she just
wanted to like, hey, I got an operation on my fuck like I
got a major operation back in Lithuanian. I just want to follow up,
like an ultrasound from an obgyn. And they'm just like, all right,
cool, two hundred bucks. And she's excuse meait two hundred dollars for a
fucking ultrasound. Yeah, it's the problem. And I was me, I
was like, wait, is that is that real? After the fucking coopey?
Is that after the deductible? Yes, it is. And I'm just
like, bro, I'm fucking like, I'm like, she's bitching, and
I'm just like, yeah, I know, I know, I know.
It sucks here, I get it. You don't have to rub it in
your face that you don't fucking Yeah, if you don't want to wait a
little bit longer, you can play pay privately. But it still doesn't cost
an arm in the leg, which is fucked up. So you just go,
okay, I'm gonna go to private I'm gonna go to a private practice
and then like pay, Like say, if you're gonna get all your wisdom
teth pulled out, you'll probably pay like seven hundred euros instead of like five
thousand dollars or some shit. You know what I mean. It's like one
of those things where it's I guess the equivalent of going to Mexico to get
your work done. It's kind of like that, like people drive away to
Mexico get dentill work done and all that shit. But it's so funny.
It's so funny too because like like I know so many people. I know
so many people who like are look man, they got money, right,
And then they talk about how like oh yeah, I went to like Dubai
to get this this procedure done, or like I went to like you know,
x Y, like all these places. I'm like why, It's like
because it's cheaper and literally better, So like why would I not do it?
It's like goddada, Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm thinking about getting
my teeth pulled in another country. But we'll see. But let's talk about
you. I would we have to we have to talk about yeah, you
gotta talk about we gotta talk about a Sanda's brother and is fucking dude,
it is so crazy that it's I guess it's just crazy that he's lying about
it. It's a shoe. If he's not lying, then he's the most
he's the He has the strangest body I've ever fucking seen. Like that guy
is clearly wearing heels, like ridiculous heels, like he's so I don't know,
man. I saw videos of him just like walking and then like the
shoe bends and there's clearly nothing in the end of the shoe. There's nothing
there. It's like he's clearly wearing those things that make you like inches taller
because he knows there's that whole stigma of being a short president. You're most
likely not gonna win. If you're not above six foot, you're probably not
gonna win. And the thing is, he says that he's like five eleven,
which means he's actually probably like five eight, he's five fucking six.
Probably he's probably he's probably he's probably fucking looked at being short. Star Is
that a thing president? Yes? Absolutely, Historically, I think if not
all presidents, like the vast majority of them have been over six foot,
beginning with Washington, tall guy who Nixon wasn't a very tall guy. Well,
I don't know how tall Nixon was. Well look them up and how
tall they were. But I'm saying that foot exactly. Really, yeah,
like it, it's a thing. Biden's over six foot, Trump's over six
foot, Obama's over six foot. Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Carter is probably the
shortest president that we had. And he's but that's only like in nine because
he's because he's old and he's shrunk. Said, but he's like nine seven,
Yeah, nine you hear you? At nine seven? You you can
you're not affected by terrestrial winds anymore. Upper wind is bothering you. Yeah,
so so. But Jimmy Carter apparently was was at least five ten,
which is not I do want to. I don't want to. I do
have a bone. I want to have. I have a bone to pick.
I have a boont bone. Enough with the appropriation of just short culture,
with this like oh short King, I got you got five ten people
saying, oh short King, you are not short, You're just not tall.
You're fucking default. You are not You've got your nothing. Okay,
you're not short because you're not six foot, You're just not tall. Get
over it. Annoying. It's annoying because it's just it's annoying because it's like
there are people who, like Rhonda Sants who wear it, wear heels to
like pretend to not be a shortest, and it's like, you're such a
pussy dude. I'm out here. I'm out here five before every single day,
fucking brave in the world, completely fine and un bothered. You're you're
you're running, you're running for president, and you have to wear heels.
That's fucking embarrassing. I want to embarrassed. I could never embarrassing. Yeah,
more embarrassing than like Trump warring like a corset or whatever to like suck
in his gut or whatever the fuck A million percent more embarrassing a million percent.
It's so fucking ridiculous. And the way he walks around the way he
walks around the debate stage is so clearly like it's like watching a fucking grasshopper
on stilts. It's the most unnatural thing I've ever seen in my life.
Were just is just way he is fucked by the way. I think this
is completely fucked, like even like completely no Trump, Trump is gonna solo
him, but I think even anybody else would like even that guy like sucks
is more popular than Rhonda Sandis, I think, like, which is not
crazy, but in like spirit that's crazy though if you really think about it,
because Vivek sucks. Did you see when he didn't goblin when he it
is like Spotify thing? Oh it was, and he put like twenty five
percent, twenty five percent of this man's like top eight like he I can't
remember what magazine asked these these these people to do, like a like make
a playlist, what's your what's your ideal playlist? U insidential candidate fucking vec
Rana swam semass Me or whatever. I don't know his name. Uh,
And he twenty five percent of it is imagined dragons. That is fucking insane.
How can I get him? How can I get to him? How
can I get that? Like how he's case come on our podcast? Yeah?
Oh my god, would that be so fucking Hillio. He had talked
to him, He was like, let's get that, would come on this
podcast, Let's get it. Yeah, just out of desperation, let's let's
get him just be like, hey, but what's up? Like, how
you doing? We're we're we're all political, we're all look us up.
It says we're right supremacist. Uh you know we uh come on our show.
And then the first thing was like, sofa vec, why do you
suck so hard? Like why is it that you suck? Why are you
just I don't know anything about a yeah, yeah, I don't know anything
about you. I don't even know your policies. I don't even know.
I don't even really know where you stand on most things, but I know
you suck. Why is that? Why do you suck? The moment I
saw you, my stomach started hurting? Why is that true? I felt
the way I felt The way I felt seeing you for the first time was
I imagine the way that like a witch feels when they see a cross,
you know, like or like a or like a like a vampire when the
son, yeah, I don't know, when they make the wolves take the
wolves take that poison and they tell me start hurt? Why did you do
that to me? Why answer? Can I say something? Can I just
can I just real quick, kingson, is your gain still down from when
they were doing that? Ship it is. Turn it a little bit up.
You are very far away from nor Mic too. You're very quiet.
Okay, so thirty four minutes back to where it was. Don't blast us
in the fucking ass with with your disgusting voice. Where are you all?
Right? There? You go shop? So I put I put a time.
You make me want to hurt people so bad? How your face makes
me want to hurt people. I put a head, put a little thing
because you know what xenomorpha. Yeah, I put h I put in times
so that so that you can like just know when to boost the you know
what I mean? Gotcha? Gotcha? Gotcha for him? Anyway? Yeah,
I don't know. Yeah, the the debate, I'm going to hit
up his rep. Yeah, hit up his rep. See if he'll come
on the show, send him this clip, send him clip specifically. Yeah,
yeah, would you care to come on this show and answer this question?
Chris Christie has been hitting the low key. I don't know. I
don't like at all, but no one does. Yeah right, yeah that's
Jersey. Got didn't he like blow up calls fat and he's like three pounds
heavier than Trump, and Trump's like, don't call him a fat pig.
That's meant Christie. Fat little boy, fat little re Todd boy, Chris,
Christie. Look at this fat little Todd. I hate this boy.
I hate him so much. He's got shake checks drippling down his little gullt
Look at him, he's eating those chicken bikes. Look at his fat littley
tide, Fat little y Todd. Chris bothered me so much as that Trump
is such a walking post to be made fun of too. He's so easy
to make fun of. Why does no one ever like I guess because people
are trying to be like sort of respectable politician. I think they're afraid the
people Okay, so hold on. The people on his side are afraid to
make fun of him because he's he's essentially he essentially has a cult and the
people outside of it are just really bad at it because they're fucking boring.
Uh So it's like, actually, I think, yeah, Shane Shane,
Shane Gillis has a great has a great trump bit where he talks about like,
oh my gosh, looks pretty funny. He's he's pretty great. I
like him. He's like people say, he's like a right wing even if
he is, like what he's whatever he is, he's really subtly, subtly
he's not he's enough. He's American, I suppost. I can say he's
definitely a very pro American guy. I like him. I like him his
trumpet where he's like trump would be hunny to see gets shot because like the
sound he would make it like like it's just a dumb joke, but it's
like it works. So I don't know, man, I think, uh
fat little Dad, Chris. It's I just want. I want people like
say, there's a big reaction when that that broad called vivid scum. That's
what I want. That's exactly want collapse, man, because because she brought
like her daughter into because it's because he's like, I'm TikTok and ship your
daughter uses TikTok, and I follow her, and I go into her fucking
info and I click on all those links. I click on all the links
in her, in her, in your daughter's bio, and I check on
every single thing. And your daughter's on TikTok. Did you know that fucking
weird thing to bring up in a debate? Fucking bizarre as she goes your
schot, But what was the thing that Chris Christy said, like he said,
he called back like chat GP this chat GPT fucking I don't remember.
I don't remember what it was, but he's been good. My favorite part
he was going hard on the paint on because everybody was before he even said
anything, people were just booing him. And what I liked about it he
was eating the energy like he was like you saw him like actually inhaling it
and getting fatter. He was like he was getting strong, like yeah,
he was he wasting strong what I want, he was getting stronger from all
this year, which is awesome. Yeah. Yeah, I love being hated,
bro. If you can thrive off hatred, like you become a stronger
being, Like I know it sounds like real. That's not even a joke,
man Like people make a ton of money off of being like sincerely hated.
Like it's like people like this people people hate what you call it on
people, it's called it's called the heel and exactly the heels are invinced they're
invincible and the ship like like the best hill of all time. I would
go as far to say, is my generation least the best sell of all
time for me was Randy or In Young Randy or In was this oh the
legend killer. Yeah, this he was beating up all of the legends and
everyone fucking hated. And the way he would visibly grow while they were brewing
him, that's so fun. Like when you when you get that, when
you get that heat, that like it just makes you feel so like you're
like yes, And Christy had that where I'm like okay, because number one,
he obviously knows he's not gonna win. So his purpose of there it's
just taking jabs. Not only was he shipping on Trump, he's been shipping
on Trump, he started shipping on the people that are voted for him.
He's like, bro, you guys are booing reality right now. Like he
was just basically saying real ship and like like I like like I like this
era this this is like this is like I don't even know like uh you
know how like there are different like how there's like saying saga goku and like
this is like this is like Cell saga, Chris Christie, this is like
sel saga. This is like this is his Gohan moment. I think it's
like he's never gonna get another one of these again. Somebody you on stage
and start jacking, like, yeah, he will next debate, he has
to bring food on stage. I wanted to triple double or something. I
wanted to call Nikki Hayley fat cunt. I want that to happen on the
on the debate stage, even though she's clearly infinitely thinner than him. I
just want him to just like throw it out there because like it doesn't matter,
Like I really, I don't know, man, I'm into what he's
been he's been saying lately as far as like as far as like what he's
been saying to like the other people on the debate stage. It's fucking hilarious,
That's what's am I just remembering this. By the way, I'm sorry
interrupt. I did did Chris Christy blow up a bridge? Something with something
happened with Chris Christy and a bridge that I can't remember, And for some
reason, my brain has just thought like, oh, yeah, he blew
up a bridge like a terrorist or what do you mean you know, like
I don't know, I don't think like a terror, Like I don't know
like he acts, I don't know, I don't know. But there's like
a bridge story with Chris Christy. Wait, what is it called the Washington
Bridge. Which one's the Chris Christy Christy, Chris Christie is tied the bridge
right to me to there's a bunch of bridges to there's a George Washington Bridge
which takes you eat that goes to Jersey. Yes, but at least I'm
pretty sure it's been a while. Isn't that the one where they found like
terrorist or something like they foiled the plan or something on foil plans on those
bridge all the time, all of those bridges all the time. So was
one of them, Chris Christie. They just got him, jumped in the
water and swam away, just jumped in the water, gave fatter back in
the day to dude, he was way bigger. So he was just like
oh not even slow, like way fast. He would have beat fucking Michael
Phelps if you would have entered, he would have been Captain America. Like
the way he darted out of there, just starts to move into quick and
like, yo, that guy's moving too fast. Yeah, water falls all
the way down, perfect pin dive, swimming like a dolphin away. So
so the George Washington, George Washington Bridge takes you from Washington Heights and uh,
you know, and in Manhattan to uh Fort Lee and in uh New
Jersey. So yeah, but I swear to God, like Chris Christy is
tied with like Chris Christy and bridges are tied in like together as like a
thing to me, like in the same way that like the Green Goblin and
bridges, you know what I mean, where like he's always gonna throw He's
always gonna throw Gwen off the bridge. I don't know. I swear to
God there was like a bridge story with Chris Christy. Chris christ The only
thing I think is and he has the biggest gun you've ever seen gun y.
It was literally the bridge. It was the George so Fort Lee.
So it's it's called the Fort Lee Lane Closer scandal, better known as Bridgegate,
was a political scandal in the US in the state of New Jersey in
twenty thirteen twenty fourteen, involved staff member a staff member of political appointees of
then Governor Chris Christi colluding to create traffic jams in Fort Lee, New Jersey,
by closing lanes at the main toll plaza. Wait, what the fuck
was this? I knew there was a reason. I knew that was a
reason. I don't I don't know. It's it's in your in your opinion,
just thought experiment. Why would you do that? Why would I don't
know? So okay, nine eleven, So the day it's the allegations in
the wake of lane closes. Oh, man, it's it's just so much.
It's so much informations that I don't even know. I don't know how
to what's a explain, Like, I'm five, What this is bridge scandal
explained? Is it? Oh? If you elect me again, I'll fix
this fucking problem when he was causing it. Yeah, I don't know.
I feel like I can't think of Look, look, let me preface this
by saying, there's a lot of information about this out here. None of
it is boiled down, all of it is articles. So I'm going to
say something, and I'm going to assume that it's true. I'm going to
assume that Christie wanted to create traffic jams to dissuade voters from voting for him,
to like keep them in traffic long enough that the polls closed and and
nobody nobody got through because all of his guys are on the other side of
the bridge. That's whatever. Who cares. It doesn't matter he actually did
it because he was busy underneath the bridge touching miners. Who knows, I
don't know. Is it an unfair bridge under the under the bridge from a
fucking bungee cord? Is that a fucking wild accusation. Maybe, But that's
your fault for not having digestible information on this subject. So uh yeah,
we're just gonna have to invent a scandal anyway. I knew there was a
reason. I knew there was something. I can't I can't stop picturing Chris
Christy. Whenever I think of Chris Christy, He's on the George Washington Bridge.
I was so curious as to why that's such a weird thing your mind,
And like, if your brain was Google Maps, it would just be
to it would be Chris christ You know, it's hilarious. You know it's
hilarious to me when I was when when when I'm playing Spider Man two and
you kind of see the George, you kind of see the George Washington Bridge.
I was thinking, like, oh, that's the bridge, Chris Christie
blew up. I really, for some reason, that's the bridge, and
I know that it didn't explode. But like I just believed that that was
the scan, like maybe like what I thought was like, oh, Chris
Christy blows up bridge, And I was like, maybe he was, like
I don't know, doing like one of those dumb meet and greets, like
at the base of the bridge where it's like where you know, he's like
hanging out with people next to like a hot dog cart, and then he
like tried to do it himself, and fucking I don't know. I just
I don't know what I assumed was true about this story. But it's good
to know that I wasn't entirely crazy. That there is Yeah, you you
you had time, right, Yeah, most of it, the ninety percent
of it is accurate. Yeah, sorryway we should we should move on questions.
To be honest, We've had an episode like this, right, first
episode comes from a this This first question comes from Chris Christie. Yeah,
Christy Christy, why you lie about me? Why you lie? I want
to get the show so we can ask him that question. I was like,
why did we get on the show? Was like, why do you
think Chris Christy blew up that bridge in New York? On the bridge when
it blew up? The fact why why did you then recently, almost as
an homage, on the other side of Manhattan, also blow up a bridge?
What was that about? Like, why did you do that? He
goes, I think you are making things up. I think I think this
sounds like a falsehood. But I don't know, man, I don't know.
I don't know how this guy sounds. Why haven't you taken your own
life yet? That's that's a wild you mad. I want that. I
want something like that on. Let's me real, let's be honestly, let's
be real. The only way that any anybody on this debate stage is out
shining Trump is if they let something fly like that. If Nicki Haley was
like if Nicki Haley turned to Rama whatever and said, why don't you eat
a bullet? Like why don't you die today? Why don't you go home
and die today? Fool? You haven't figured that out yet, though,
It's crazy to back flip into a lawnmower, like fucking stop being here.
Yeah, Like my name is yeah, my name is Nicki Haley, and
my platform is that Chris Christy should be bullied until he can't show his face
anymore, and then we'll all go to his house and toilet paper, and
how does that sound? Just really say out of pocket ship and you'll you'll
get you'll get so much. Cut his gut his gun and then suffocate him
with it. Just wrap it around his head till he expires. I want
everybody in the debate audience here, I want everybody in the debate audience here
on Thanksgiving Day to say, fuck you, Chris Christy. I want everyone
better do it. Everyone better fucking do it. Everyone do it. And
if we can get and if we can get that turnout, just for that,
imagine what we can get as a turnout at the poles, Like,
just twist it anyway, let's se let's get on some questions. Uh,
insane latino bussy Roney says, hello, beautiful bastards, you are about to
be executed for your crimes against humanity. Let's just say, let's just say
you've killed every dog? What is your last meal? I know Sweeney's is
probably raising canes dog. Yeah, Sweeney's gonna die. He's gonna get electrocuted
while fucking bland ass chicken that probably tastes better falling out of his mouth than
it did going in. Uh. Oh, my fucking god, God,
I don't like canes that much. I hate you gots have such fucking actual
stimps. You're just fucking slack jawed imps. You literally finished eating a three
piece combo before we started. I did not. I was eating a baga
in cheese and baking only. I stopped over your house yesterday and you're literally
masturbating over a pile of raising canes because you said I love I love how
it seasoned. I love how it seasoned. But I think I can add
something special, is what you said. And then I went home. I
literally did jamonto yesterday. I was literally at my digitmons to meal yesterday.
But okay, thanks for lying raising canes. You know where's the where the
tournament prize was raising caine? Can I can? I take us unfa real?
So this is tell us, tell us about this, tell us about
this digibon thing. I said, this is my first uh yeah, for
you fans, it was pretty crazy. They missed me. They were like,
I also used this my let me show you guys. I don't know
if you ever seen it. You might have seen it, Derek, but
this is my mat. Yeah, so I saw it. I feel like
I've seen it. But I also forgot that you had. That's dope.
I was using it like that was there, like you said, my mat
and then like people are like, oh shit, you're swinging. I was
like, yeah, what's up dude, Like I took a few pictures my
friends who like I played digit mother like what are you? What's going on
right now? I'm like, don't worry about it. I don't worry about
it. It's nothing, dude, there's nothing. I'm try telling porn.
You should telling me your porn star. I'm not gonna do that. But
so I was playing, So this really happened right I was. I was
My record was four one out of round round six playing some guy. I
had assured victory, and this motherfucker wasted the time until we got a draw.
He actually did that. He actually wastes time until we got a draw.
And what made it crazy that a judge was sitting right next to us
and called and I was like, judge, I had victory. You saw
my hand. There's no way he could have won that. The judge was
like, you should have said something at that moment, and I got so
angry that I was I was like bending in the plastic table while talking to
him, and I noticed I was doing that, and I turned and walked
away because I was about to because it was like, what's the point you
having your job? Yeah, don't do it. If you don't do it,
why are you here, nigga? If your was that, fuck you,
nigga, you sucked. Fuck you. I'm so mad about it.
I'm so mad because I don't mind. I was being a good sport recuse.
Obviously, I'm not going to rush the guy because you know, you
got to take away your turns. But the fact that I noticed that he
was slowing down and playing slow to make me lose, and the judge clearly
noticed it too and said nothing. And I'm like, all right, cool,
Okay, hope you guys, hope they both get shot. Yeah,
I mean that's that's fair. Shout out to the fucking homeless digimon fans or
whatever. Yeah, shout to the Yeah, shout that that homeless did you
mind community? Who is your homeless and your play digitalth to you guys are
in the pocket. Bro. It's a little much, man, it's a
little much, dude. I want the best for you, really, But
I had a really good time. That was really fun. I did better
than I thought I was gonna. I was. I was six and two,
I was, I was, I was five to one. That's amazing
better than I thought I was doing too. Yeah, it was the best
players in the world there met in America. So how much raising cases pretty
good at all? I didn't want would have been cool. How many tenders?
Yeah, I wish I got ten d's, that would have been cool.
I heard that Iced Tea was handing out like Iced Tea, No,
I wasn't dead, something like that, You nigga, what are you doing
here? I want to be so badly. I don't actually give a ship
until like that meeting popped up and I was like, I really want to
meet Iced Tea. Isn't well, he's actually You're right, You're actually I
did want to meet him before that. You're right. He's also of dope.
He is also in Gears of War, which we will We'll be doing
an extra Ammoon really soon. We're gonna we're gonna do some Gears of War.
We're gonna make our own Gears of War. I just Gears one.
Oh did you I forgot how I really enjoyed So I never played the Ultimate
edition of Gears. Yeah, I've only only played the OGS and I played
the Ultimate Edition. I really fucking enjoyed it. Yeah, dude, it's
there was a gears, a couple of bugs that were hilarious, but I
really enjoyed it. I was like, wow, dude, that it was
good. It's good. It's just I think, actually the music is amazing.
The music stress. I actually sincerely believe that it's way better than people
remember. Like it. It feels so much more than you expected to because
it's not it's not like a fucking it's from two thousand and five. You
know, there's a lot of two thousand and five games that have not fucking
aged particularly well two thousand and six. I guess I should say it's more
active. Yeah yeah, technically, yeah, but like it. You could
drop that exact game in today and just like put like better graphics on it
and it would play perfect. Like nothing at all about it feels old.
It's great. The fucking of the voice acting is It's funny for such a
meathead game. I was like, yeah, there's so much TLC put into
it, and man, Cole, I fucking I love Cole so much.
Yeah, he's so good, he's so every line that he says is good.
Like there's nothing that he says that sounds like, oh, it's just
background noise, like he just like I want to listen to hear him talk.
I love that cast of characters, like sincerely like I think I think
that's a great group of guys like Baird Baird, Marcus Cole and fucking uh
dumb damn Chris Christie is a fat retard dumn damn cities with Chris Christie.
Baby, wait, wait, we gotta write that down, right, we
gotta write that down. Let's let's let's move only in the dangerous territory.
We'll say we'll save that for the Gears of War extra Ammo, which is
gonna be up you know whatever, in the next couple of weeks. Whatever,
We'll get it out. Uh uh Chris Carne, Chris, Chris getting
pegged b nineteen inches of food Lee, Hey man, you know WHOA that'd
be such an that's that will be such unfortunate and I would be so sad.
I'll put it back and forth in front of the bed. No,
he's got to put it aside and get to work. You know. Yeah,
I'm not I'm not a beehole band. Dog. I'm not a bee
hole guy. Maybe inches you're boring, boring the get up, get here.
I'm gonna be old. Not my thing. You guys, will you
know what? You know what? Keep it, keep it, keep it
above board, then you know what I mean, Like I don't have to
see what's going on down there. Keep it, dude. If it's nineteen
inches and it and it's got some weight to it, that's that's gonna show
up a vader. That's a space invader, all right, mister handy,
for sure, that guy, that guy wrote it. He says, hello,
two balls, two balls and cock of Exodia. I've been watching since
episode twenty six, and you are the first Patreon i've joined. Welcome aboard.
I could tell by that thank you, thank you. I can tell
by that name I often, I often sincerely wonder like so like obviously,
Patreon is a platform where there's a bunch of people on it. There's a
bunch of people who are on this service, and the people who are subscribed
to us, who have these names that are specifically out of pocket for us,
must show up just out of nowhere in these other people's random Patreon like
it must be like you know, Alex Wakefield and uh Luke Spinelli and Josh
Drummond and Eric van Haas and then the actual strap On Lacy used to peg
me being sold on eBay for sixty nine thousand dollars, you know what I
mean, Like, yeah, it must look fucking weird, especially in like
the fast credits that people have at the end of videos where it's like right
and the long and then long, fucking I often wonder about that. That's
what I love that. Yeah, yeah, Anyway, he wrote it,
and he says, my question is, would you rather have a symbiote or
the powers of Alex Mercer from Prototype? I'd rather I'd rather have a prototype.
What are you talking about? Simbio's gonna compromise me, gonna make me
strong at the expense of my own and the expense of at the expense of
my own like sanity. Of course, absolutely, that's what it does,
not exactly, it's it's it's because but that's because of the fact that like
Peter got rid of it so quick, because it grows with it. It's
obviously going to make you more impulsive at first, but then like they're living
things, you got to be like there has to be a compromise, you
know, like I don't. I don't want to share my mind with anybody
else. Yeah, it could teach me so much. Bro, if it's
a pedophile, pedophile, what if there's no pedophilia, it's amo that's not
here. How do you know that? How do you know that? There?
Jelly? I'm what are you talking about? Their jail? They're also
they also speak, they also speak there. It's jelly that speaks. Why
would I put it? It can speak, but it can't be a pedophile.
Well, not gonna. I'll be like, hey, are you a
pedophile in your world? And if it's like you gotta in so sorry.
Croud pedophile means something complete different where I'm from. That's not what I meant.
Where I think about the nearest Catholic Church. I think about it every
minute of every day. In fact, it's like, oh man, fucking
just running. I don't know, Man, you don't know. You don't
know what that what that fucking symbios got going on? You don't know what
if it's got like mental illnesses, you don't know, like if it's got
prejudices, I don't need to share that ship. I got no part of
that I'd rather just be a fucking would rather a symbio because they're stronger than
Alex Mercer. That's just it. I apparently you can actually actually actually don't
think you're right. Actually I think there probably they're basically kill. You think
Alex could kill carnage. That's a that's stupid, thats an Alex is cartage.
Alex Meercer is Carly way scarier bro that he's I don't know, because
you know what Alex can Carnage can infect people, infect people and make them
other carnages are running around the street, Alex can. Let's not do that,
nobody carnriage. But that's what I'm saying, that he could just eat.
He literally feeds off of the people that he eats, like carnage.
Right, he's gonna make if he's gonna make more carnages, He's just Alex
is gonna eat those carnages. I don't know, man, there's more powerful
ones than car because that was just like think of it like this, right,
Alex Mercer, Right, do you think Alex Mercer was gonna knock down?
I think Alex Mercer could kill Spider Man, right, I think he
could kill Spider man probably, but I think Peter Parker would put a beating
on him. But the thing about Alex Peter Parker Movie Peter, video game,
watch, animated series, not movie, the movie Parker is a pussy.
All of them are pussy. They can't they can't, they can't.
They don't take it to that level. You know, they don't go there
really, but like nobody could beat animated series Peter Parker put Rhino on his
head and spun him a bunch bro That was vile. There was a part
of me as a kid that I'm like, do it when when when he
grabbed the fucking door, you know, he grabs the door and then literally
about to just slam him, and I'm like, do it and then he
just Rhino is like almost crying. He's like stop, no, stop.
It was crazy. I understand what they're going for when they do that,
but it's also a little fun because like, you're throwing this guy through through
tons of concrete like like, and then he picks up a door and it's
like it has it has to be a very thick, heavy metal door,
which you were assuming because it is the being thrown, he's not being he
didn't pick up a wooden He didn't put up one of the doors in my
house about that. It was a pretty heavy metal door. But I still
feel like Rhino would have been able to like resist at least baby if he
really wanted to strongest Ship. I know, so strong, he's like terrifying.
They definitely made him so fucking weak in that moment. So it's like,
yeah, earlier that season, he was like running straight through cars down
the street, like he was just running knocking over cars. Yeah, okay,
so what is under that Rhino suit? What is that It got bound
to his skin? So it's just on there for good? Yes, it's
on there. Literally don't know. I'm not pisses, I'm not ship.
I've been asked that question so many. I literally asked my uncle that question.
I was like, how does he use the bathroom? When I was
younger, and he was like, look, man, it's comic books.
You gotta assume he doesn't. Like how does Tony Stark use the bathroom or
any other barrel? You just just you know they should have done they should
have stains on it, like the just states really really bad. Just you
smell him coming, that's crazy, spiders. It's like he got flash bang.
He's just like, I love the idea it being the type of suit
that like he pisses it and then it like it kind of spreads through the
whole, you know, like water in a napkins, you know, it
spreads entirely. It does said so much, it has to eventually, right,
It'll eventually be everywhere we go. He's ship, he's shipping, pissing,
he's wet, dreaming, he's a he's everything. He's a walking like
he's disgusting. Actually, he's insane. It's like bounce to really same was
waiting check. I think it's it's scorpions, bounce, scorpions, bounce scorpion
stuck in the sun. I don't think it's bound to his skin though.
He's just stuck in the suit, I think, which is like, I
think a little bit different, a bit. Yeah, what a pussy.
He can't even take a suit off, Ezekiel can't even zip it. Spot
where you can't reach? Yeah, right, it's literally it's literally just the
zippers that's right behind him. But he's too big. And the Spider Man's
like, have you have you asked somebody? Have you ever just asked somebody
to want zip and he's like, no, I actually had a psychotic break
instead and became a There's a scene and it's right in the animated series where
where Rhino answers a phone call from Kingpin. And I love that because it
kind of implies that he went and bought a phone, and it also implies
like he's also in an apartment when it's happening, so like he lives somewhere,
like I don't know, it's like, oh, that's that's Rhino,
one of my tenants. Like it's not bound to his skin. Sorry,
it's not bound to his skin, so it's not the one that's bound to
the skin is raw Scorpions. Can't take his off? Can take his off?
Can we? I mean? I want to I want to see I
want to see Shocker. I want to see I want to see all these
people without their shirt on. I want to see what they look like.
You do you do? You do? Pretty often see most of them about
the ship, not in I don't think in the animated series specific Oh yeah,
animated series, Shocker doesn't even have a face. Really, it's just
quilt man, you know, Hellion Chameleon. I have no idea what the
is going on with is that a person? Is that an actual it is
just a regular guy with a brother well belt, right, is he is?
That? That's true in them absolutely in the but I don't know if
they probably in the series. There's no, like, they don't the series
at all. I don't know the series. No. I mean they're gonna,
they're gonna in the game. You don't play the game explain thing for
you. The series. The series did a lot of the series did a
lot of weird ship with like relationships though like they I think, right,
oh my god, there was something they made Doc way younger than he normally
is. Yeah, they made it was still classic Felicia Hardy Spider Man stuff
for the most but Felicia Hardy was like tied to like the well no,
no, Felicia Hardy was tied to like Captain America in some weird way,
like in the animated show her Dad. Her dad worked with Captain America before
No. No, her her abilities her abilities, like so she transforms in
the in the in the show, like Felicia Hardy, her body grows and
I'm like, yeah, body, because she has she has like and and
the story was that, oh, it's like a version, they were trying
to replicate the Captain America super serim and that was what she has, which
is weird, but like so in the in the original eventually made it like
that it happened, is that in the comics, Kapp was the first person
that became super was the first obviously, gonna makes sense during World War two.
He was the first person that became like a super person in America.
And then eventually other people started, like Oswards, trying to make something like
that's what Spider Man came to be. Then obviously the Osward serm directly,
and then from that moment on, and then right after that the Mutant showed
up, and upon showing up, that was accelerated all sorts of like super
people in general. They were all over the place by that moment. But
like the first ones were like Captain America nay more, who asked for this,
what do you what are you talking about? What are you saying a
little bit a little bit of history about the with the characters at the universe.
Man, oh my god, let's go. What about fucking let's go
mikemon Trout as Wolverine, did we already talk about this? We absolutely did,
we we put Mike Herman Trout in every single role possible because because it
works. I'm Spider Man. Frankly my idea. I don't want to.
I'm okay with that. I want to see Mike Kerman Trout in fucking Casablanca
anyway. Uh anyway, Yeah, I don't know. I would. I
would. Prototype is fucking sick and and and there's no trail. Really,
there's no set, there's no arbitrary sound weakness. I think the only weakness
is like a specific antidote which they which has to be made. So like,
I don't know, Man, it's easy for me. I don't want
I don't remake. Yeah, I would do that. That's my answer.
Uh So this is a long question, hilious. There's a long question.
And I said specifically, I said, don't ask me long questions or I'm
gonna kill you. But I'm gonna I'm gonna make an exception because I think
it's kind of interesting. But don't make a habit of this. I'm not
gonna fucking read your essay. If you write an essay, I will.
I will literally print it out, not read it, and burn it.
Okay, I'll record me burning your question, So if you write another essay
to me again, but the actual strap on that Lacy used to peg me
being sold on eBay for sixty nine thousand dollars wrote it. He says,
after months of being unable to pay tribute, I returned once again to my
three beautiful boys on the highest tier too, so I can torture Chris with
my horrible names. Welcome aboard. Uh, he says, my question has
a bit of context. It's not necessary. Didn't need the context, but
I appreciate it, I guess. Uh. In a recent episode, you
Guys made jokes about Vince McMahon, and even an earlier episode, a fellow
patron asked a question related to ae W and cmpunk. The question was about
public freakasts. As a longtime fan of both pro wrestling and Chris's channel,
it's surreal to see him bring up the subject since he's not at all involved
with that stuff. Uh. And I even think he said wrestling was stupid
ones. I've said that several times, I'm sure, but I can't remember.
I feel free to correct me. And now for the actual question.
Start there. It's all good. What's a surreal bit of cross hard?
What's a surreal bit of crossover from two things you followed individually that you never
thought you'd see. A good RECENTI ish example would be Tucker cross and actually
uttering the name Chris Chan when he was still with Fox News. That was
pretty nuts. That was a pretty wild fucking day. Keep up the hard
work and happy once again to be contributing to Derek's daily Rhino pill budget.
Thank you a lot for your patronage. But yeah, man, I give
it her. She almost has a fully grown penis. Like I'm excited.
That's right now. Okay, man, there's it's funny. Speaking of Tucker
Carlson, that piece of ship ended up at the latest UFC event last or
a couple of nights ago. So Trump shows up in the New York Madison
Square. Yeah, so Trump shows up every once in a while. And
so he walked out with so gross. He walked out with Kid Rock and
Tucker Carlson and some other people. And you know, because a lot of
UFC fans they're they're they're a bunch of degenerates. So they're all, I'm
like, Tucker, Tucker carl There's So there's a page called m M A
on point. They have a YouTube channel and everything. This guy, Tommy
tol Hold, A lot of people might know him just by proximity because he
would do these uh the old UFC games, not super old, but the
older years. He would do impressions of that of Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg
who were the commentators, and he was very good and he was just overdoing
it glitches and a lot of people might have come across that content just because
they're fucking the glitches are the funniest fucking thing, and then him commentating sounding
like them. So anyway, he tweeted out them walking out and then also
attached to Tucker Carlson's leaked UH text messages saying that he despises Trump and I
just love that and laugh because it's just like, what a fucking weasel.
He seems so staggered to stop talking about Trump. He's like, I can't
stand this nigga. And then the very opportunity he gets to just walk out
with them, he's like, oh hey, daddy, and immediately goes with
them. But it was kind of gross. I mean, I get it
to crossover because of puppies up. I love the idea of a Tucker Carlson
going up to Trumping like app and then Trump's like no, right now,
curious, curious he won't pick me up? Donald Trump? Is that pick
me up? Why is that? The liberals are sucking your dog? What
are you knowing? It was like Donald Trump won't pick me up and pat
my back until I burp a sullen burp? Why is that? Why is
that? What's what's going on here? They don't want the list, didn't
want you to. I don't know whatever. I can't masturbate anymore. I
can't masturbate to the eminem anymore. Why is that? Why are they taking
things away from me? They removed the dick van from the Snickers. I'm
I'm sick of this. Why did they Are they trying to take our penises
away? Oh? I love him saying they're trying to there they've already started
emasculating our candy by getting rid of the dick vein on Snickers to make it
more what gender conforming? I don't know, but something's wrong and the lift
is crazy. I stopped eating. I stopped eating big Snickers as soon as
someone made that comparison to me, Like I stopped eating full sized Snickers as
soon as someone brought that up to me, that's crazy, Like, yay,
I honestly think, honestly, actually, for real, I don't think
I've ever had a Snickers. I don't believe. I think I think you
think it. But I know you have had a snicker before because I've been
in the house. We've had snickers before. I have definitely had a snicker
before I've seen you. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on a second. One thing for sure, for sure, I
know that I have not had it. Was I know Kingston. I know
that I have not had a snicker since I've lived in LA I know that
for sure. When I was younger, that's a bigger question because I don't
know, Like I was probably inhaling all sorts of candies. There was one
time where I brought candy back from like whenever one secret eating and I gave
you a snicker. I was like, here, do you want one?
And you took it. I don't know if you ate it or not.
I didn't take it, pretty sure, okay, so hold on, I
would I take it, but I don't need it. What I do,
and I sincerely sincerely what I do. I don't know if this might be.
I don't know. I should be probably committed because of this. But
like if somebody offers me something I don't want to eat, I have a
tough time just like not accepting it. I don't know why. It's just
like I just because I just I don't want to have understand So I accept
it, even if it's like a candy or something, and I bring in
my room and then I open it and I look at it and then I
like shove ship inside it like like a penny or just like or like a
thumb tag or like just random up to that point that point and I just
throw it away. We're gonna say like I accept things and throw it away,
which I'm like that I've done that too. But then you just went
with like I roll the snickers up into like like a like a sounding it
absolutely dude, Yeah, I don't know, it sounds the peanuts out.
I want to say, this isn't something I have a habit of doing.
I've just done it at least three times. I noticed that I've done it.
So it's like you're seeing your dick swell because you can't piss off the
peanuts. Ye dude, have you ever tried I'm gonna try this. I'm
gonna pinch my dick and then try to piss and see if my dick is
I can tell you one hundred that shit hurts so bad. That shit hurts
so bad. I'm definitely and then tried to stop peeing before SHO feel good,
so bad, dude, my My actually muscle has been pretty good.
I've like I've I've been like, I don't know if you ever had this
happen before, like a sudden sharp pain from what I found out, because
I always just accepted whatever, I accepted whatever, just some sharp pain in
my abdomen like sometimes, but I found out it is it's it's sometimes like
gash trying to maneuver its way and it feels like a sharp fucking it's yeah,
so like so like you might be pissing and I've like, I don't
know how many times, but a handful of times this has happened to me
where it's it was so sharp that I immediately stopped pissing. But I'm like
good though, I'm like, yo, my fucking muscles like on point,
like whatever. You know that whatever that muscle was called sometimes didn't even hurt
it was sometimes sometimes I'll pee right. Sometimes I'll pee and then I'll get
like a shiver and then I'll fall to my knees and keep pissing all over
myself, and then it's it's it's a real problem. I don't know.
I know how to seeing that. The idea of seeing that, the idea
of seeing that happen is grat that is such because that that should warn an
emotional response. But I would just be like, Yo, what the fuck
is wrong with you? Dude? I thought it was normal for the it's
time, you know, like you he's still pissing and crying. Yeah,
it's it's you know, you pee a little bit and then you shiver and
then you fall. You lose your control of your knees and you fall,
and then you you can't stop peeing because that's insane, So you just piss
all over yourself and and then you you wipe yourself off with like wet wet
wipes, and then you're and then you're golden. It's like the same.
It's like you you just let it. It's like, what, you're not
gonna go to the doctor for everything. It's it's like when you know,
sometimes I wake up and I smell burnt coasts, but there's no burnt toast,
you know what I mean? Like, I'm not gonna go to the
doctor every time, yeah, just because it might be. The neighbors to
me and my friend were talking and he was like, you ever like come
and like your knees is give out? What I'm like, no, no,
no, I'm saying, never quite coming. He's like, I've definitely
came in a shower and my knees completely gave out. And that was just
like on the floor, like water rushing over him, just wondering who he
is and what is he doing? First? Crazy? Does your friend share
a shower with multiple people? Because it's just not a modern not a modern
fish. Okay, it's a shower because people look at look at man,
A lot of people don't do a good job washing down the jellyfish. Bro,
you gotta be careful with that jellyfish. Why yeah, you just it's
just it's a nice way of saying, cum shot, that's fucking gis on
the floor and jelly I fucking wow. That made me so deeply viscerally upset.
Let's move on. See now you have a better understanding of why,
Hey, you want a jelly buddy, lady monster, come on, I
don't know, I don't and then not fucking rinse it away because you think,
oh, the fucking water is gonna take care of it. And I'm
like, bro, it's that's not good. Months later you hear pop up
coming from in the drain. What do you do? Then you do that?
Put a snake down that rate and fucking clear it out, Papa,
Papa, just get a bunch of I'm putting. You'll do whatever you like
everything I'm mixing, moving, man, and get a pipe bomb. I'm
doing everything I gotta do. I'm moving immediately, I'm leaving. I'm I'm
like, listen, this is your problem now, residence. I'm not shower
papa. I mean, how did you learn how to talk with me fucking
singing? Is that it me seeing the shower and you learn how to talk?
That's crazy. I don't. I can't impregnant. That's the first question.
As some random just sitting down there, down there, I can't.
Yeah, I don't come in the shower at also. That's that's that's never
just not it's just not a good idea. It's just not. I I've
I've lived with a lot of people at some point, big family and stuff,
and there was like rules because pe people are fucking filthy, man,
they just don't clean up after themselves. Well so of course if they're busting
in the shower, they're not going to clean up after themselves either, And
nobody wants to fucking come take They're about to take a shower and then all
of a sudden, you like slip and then you fall in some comb or
something. That's that's a fucking nightmare scenario. Or maybe some people like it.
Maybe we're like, oh, liftovers and they just go to town.
I don't know. I just feel like it's not that's not my bag.
That's not my bag. Man. I don't know how you. I don't
know how y'all live. Papa. Yeah, I'm not coming to the hard
frozen Oh wait no, I could for for a second for me, you
were so perfectly still. I was like, wait, yeah, yeah for
me, for me, he actually did freeze. Oh for me, okay,
okay, yeah, okay, yeah yeah, so whatever, we'll figure
it out all right. There died there and he says, hey, guys,
frequent concert, frequent concert, go here. Nice. I've been to
a few shows where the opening act completely blew away the headliner, unto others
Opening for arch Enemies and Spirit World opening for Creator, to name a couple.
Have you ever been to any shows where that happened, where the where
the opening act completely blew the headliner went. Yes. Yes, I've been
a part of multiple shows. I have played at shows that were a lot
of times I feel bad for the headliners, man, because sometimes I'm like,
damn, I bet they wish they would have went first or went later
on down the bill, because sometimes there's like this hometown hero band that everybody
may tear up. Yeah, I remember, I'll never forget. There's this
hardcore band called Hadez. They there was there was a there was a main
the main band, the headliner is called Vermin, this death metal band and
this hardcore band Herez showed up and ninety percent of the people there were for
harressed. They played Everyone's there hardcore, two stepping, having a fucking great
time. I'm herez leaves. The venue is practically fucking empty. Now.
Vermin put on a good show, but the energy was just not there,
obviously, because there was almost I felt so bad, multiple awful. That
was honestly how it was when I went to see Devin Townsend, because Devin
Townsend wasn't the main show. It was Devin Townsend Animals as Leaders, and
they were opening up for uh, Dream Theater, and Dream Theater's great a
but Devin Townsend is fucking unreal, especially live to the point where like that's
rough. It's rough to it's rough to follow Devin Towns. I would never
in a million fucking years ever even remotely want that to happen. That's so
bad, Like you open for Devin, like even if even if you're not,
because he will, he will just do better. Like it's just there's
an objective level of just proficiency and talent, especially like in vocals, where
it's just like especially because Dream Theater, like they're singer now is just not
really what people are going there for. It's mostly the instrumentation, so like
it just stuck out really hard where it's like, damn, that was a
killer show and now we're kind of in this place where it's still really good.
But like, Damn, that was definitely the highlights gone. Like when
I saw Paramore, I saw when I when I was like when I saw
Paramore, they were opening for someone else. I forgot who it was.
Good luck to that fucking whoever it was. It was. It was when
Riot first came out to It was a very small venue of Poughkeepsie. It
was like it was it was the time. It was the time to be
a Paramore fan. And one of my friends, Dredges, like, you
please come with me, and I was like, I don't really want to
go see this fucking redhaired girl like se like what I was so like not
into it. That's crazy, man. I went in. I was like,
holy shit, I love her. I'm in. I was by looking
at fire like putting its hands at it, like I want this power.
But she fucking Haley killed that. The drummer and the freaking league guitarist or
the bay he was a bass player right because she played guitar. Is he
a bass player? Probably? Yeah. I mean there's rhythm guitarists too.
There's like, you know, I don't know this specifics of Paramore. I
never really looked into them. I just know Hailey Williams, but I'm sure
there's probably like a lead destroyed it. I was like, dang, I
forget what they opened for. And then the one time I saw the Weekend.
The Weekend did a really really really good job, but I was there
for Kate Tranada and Kannada killed it. Yeah, Okay, I see,
Yeah, that dude, that happens that there's a lot of two weekends like
believable performer in person? What do you call it to the dark horse?
Like the dark horse of anything where you're like, this is this is who
everybody's kind of coming for. When it's a lot of times I always I
always say, I'm like, bro, you gotta put this specific app You
got to give them the main billing because it's gonna keep the venue full,
which means people are gonna buy more stuff, people are gonna stay for everybody.
Because there's that happens so often where I've seen the Dylander escape Plan multiple
times. They're not around anymore, uh, But they they're not everyone's cup
of tea because a lot of their music's really chaotic. But they have like
maybe out of all the albums they released, they maybe have like ten tracks
that I feel like most people could consume as kind of like an alternative rock
thing and it's not all chaotic and screaming and shit. But their shows are
always I've never seen anyone put on a better show to them. They're insane
to the point they're doing things that they clearly shouldn't be doing, like climbing
fucking Greg the vocalist. He climbed the fucking monitors. No, these were
the speakers, Actually, they weren't the monitors. He climbed the speakers that
were on the House of Blues and Anaheim. He climbed them to the second
balcony, which he easily could have slipped and themselves. And it was one
of those things that clearly you can't do that, and he's just like,
no, I'm gonna do that and start singing up in the balcony, and
I'm like you, I can't believe he just with no harness, no nothing,
just like, oh, I'm just gonna climb this and literally have like
probably anyone who has any sort of investment in there shitting their pants, like,
oh, this guy's gonna die and then we're gonna have to shut down.
But it's just wild stuff. And I don't remember the other performances of
other bands because nothing. It doesn't even matter if the music's better, it's
just like this performance was. Then I'm like, fuck, man. But
yeah, like some people start performing and it is go insane. I love
it. That's why you just watch them. You're like, yo, this
guy's gonna die. I don't want to be here for this part. I
like a lot of shitty music or not shitty music that doesn't take Uh.
It's it's easy. It's easy to play because people can go harder in the
paint. So when you have like bands like a Dream Theater or Animals as
leaders, they're they're so technical. They can't go crazy, right, really
impressed. I'm having a good time for everyone's kind of standing around nodding their
heads. But you know why, like, yeah, they can't, they
can't be they can't be running around doing crazy. It's it's why stuff like
like the Ramones, like Ramone style kind of stuff. I think. I
think it's why honestly, Green Day is so successful. Actually it's like a
lot all those songs are so simple to play and they're just they just run
around the fucking stage like and it's fucking is the best genre is the best
for that specific punk show. Punk shows are so fucking fun for that specific
reason, just the energy and Hailey is Hailey is a hardcore kid. And
so when you watch her on stage, even when she's fucking playing some of
the softer ship, a lot of times you'll see her do what a lot
of hardcore kids do in a pit. She'll be doing the two stepping thing
that she Her energy is great, her inergy. She's a great performer,
bro. Because I was way younger so she was. It was like maybe
like we gotta go maybe maybe two thousand and seven, May maybe six,
and that was a long I was like forever, and you know, it
was like maybe actually fourteen. I actually like that fucking uh after Laughter record
quite a bit. That poppy ones like it's good, but I still stand
by that's the Hayley Williams experience. I still find that's totally fine. That's
totally fine. Yeah it's not. That album is pretty good. Well,
I haven't heard all of it, but I've heard like some of it's like
some of the songs off of that new it had like it's it's it's like
very early Paramore. I just want like, like you know, fallow Up
Boy came back with that one song. You know it's good. Well,
no, I think it's good. Oh yeah, I know what you're talking
about. That you know that you know that new that early Paramore. I
don't think it's only Paramore at all. The new Paramore record is. I
think it's not early Paramore. Listened to early Paramore. You sounded sane,
you sound in sane, same, it's like it's early streaming in it early
Paramore. They're screaming in it, like actually like fucking like scream oh type
ship. It's not really yeah, early a whole discography I've never heard,
I guess. Then. Yeah, it's like you're talking. I don't have
anything specifically in my head right here screaming, but I've never heard specifically.
I specifically remember like a track that I listened to from Paramore. I was
like, this is nuts, this is Paramos. This is not sound like
Paramoure at all. It was like they made a gospel song, you know.
Yeah, but it's like Devin Towns. It's like Devin Townsend doing like
op Disney Opera and then fucking doing fucking metal ship where it's like I guess,
I guess people just do whatever. Try to find that track because I
may have, because it come and it come now we're all just balls up
come they come. Yeah. Yeah, the self titled album was all right,
I like some of the some of them, right, but that was
when No, that was twenty thirteen, the self titled Uh yes, I
remember that specifically. I was working at egg and I was, uh consuming
that album while I was working there, and I was like, this albums
all right, but it's still I was like, I missed the pop punk
elements of it, like uh, they're they're you know, riot, and
then the brand new eyes fucking amazing albums. Those are just fucking incredible albums
where that's that music. Never it's the same thing like say new Metal is
making a quote unquote comeback. But the thing is, if you ever gone
to the shows, they're always sold out. So it's always like say a
vibe within the mainstream where they just kicked this ship out and saying that it's
over. But I'm like, you have these festivals and we when we were
young, are sold out fucking almost a year in it advance. This ship
never died out, it's just they kick it out of the fucking airwaves.
And point B when I when I was already out of high school, I
feel like I was twenty thirteen, right, maybe those songs came out before
the album was released. What are you talking about? Because, like,
ain't it fun? I was in high school hearing that song. I know
it is. When did you graduate high school? Twenty twelve? Well it
might have been so a lot of time singles come out before the album drops.
Yeah, and then there's no as those songs came out. Nine that's
mine still into you? Oh you're talking from the same album, some the
same album. This is a paramore Okay, Yeah that's from the and yeah
that's from the same album. Proof is definitely a heart. It might have
just it just came out. It might have justumed. They might have brain
it's all, dude, it was a long time ago. That was ten
years ago. You could have been like, fucking, everything's mashing together.
I do this ship all the time, you know, so, but it's
close enough. But yeah, I was thirteen. I'm just hoping that,
like I was saying before, I'm just hoping that they drop something that's now
that you know, pop punk's cool again, even though it's it's always you
know, people the same people that always listen to pop punk have never stopped
listening to it. That they drop another pop punk record. That's why I
really liked that. Singles from the album that follow Boy just dropped because I
was like, oh this is this is like oh seven fallout boy. I
hate I hate I like pop punk. I really hate pop rock. I
really hate it. I hate that era time. I hated living due the
era at time. But if I get more Paramore, I'm okay with it.
I'm okay with it. Like all of it, man, I can't
find it. I hated the people, hate the people that loved it.
I hated the fucking area I was at when it was happening. I hated
the radio stage. I just hated it so much. I was so not
into it. Every radio station it was just everywhere kingson. Do you remember
the radio station? Well, it was like, uh, it wasn't Kiss
four, it was ninety six nine rock. Uh. Oh my god,
I can't remember what the fucking fucking hate bro I was. I was in
a dark place. I was having my joker moments bro by myself in my
room, being like I'm gonna get them all, I'm gonna stop them.
Period. I hated it. Everyone had stupid fucking bangs and purple frosted tips.
Everyone was so annoying. Everybody, everyone was so you just hate the
vibes more than I hated the vibes, and I hated the music was very
whiney. But that wasn't that wasn't pop. Yeah, are you thinking more
like, are you thinking it more like like it's even emo? It's more
emo. You're thinking more like say taking back Sunday Hawthorne. But they were
all so mashed together in that area of time, a nice period of time,
they were just the same. You couldn't one went out the other.
I get it, like there was like saying you definitely could remember my It
was hard at that time. It was for me like that because I was
not into I was. I wasn't into that screaming ship either, and it
was very easy for me to like, oh that's okay, well that's not
yeah, it's it's very easy. It wasn't even not used the radio or
I used he was talking about that was there. I was on ninety six
point nine w r r V Rock FM radio fucking the whole time, and
it was no, there was barely any There was barely any hearing that.
And it's being like, I just I just want to listen to rap music.
Rap music, that's all you weren't getting a rap. A lot of
the rock stations. You're right, though a lot of the rock stations didn't
stoop to the to the scream. Oh they they didn't really play a lot
of it. There was it was like there was like simple plan and fucking
my chemical romance was like, that was the most I've heard all of it.
I heard, I would here, I would hear fucking all of it.
It was just I don't know how you heard any of that because we
grew up out hanging out with some interesting people. Yeah, you just you
did not hear that on the radio because it just was down on the radio.
I swear to god, dude, I promise one. I swear this.
All right, all right, Chris, everybody, everybody list you would
hear fucking would be and I'm talking about like just like punk emo music.
You would hear emo music. You would you would hear not seaming, not
hardcore ship not like people like into the mic and crying, but you would
hear like you would hear pop punk. All of that was on there.
All of that was on there, like I wouldn't like talking. That's like
specifically the point that was specifical, not not like hardcore. No give us,
give us like something that really bothered you. Give us like a song
or a band or something that really bothered you back in the day that that
probably like pissed you off the most. Yeah, I mean it was definitely
it. I called that alt rock. I wouldn't call it emo though that
was It wasn't email email exactly. It was just like whiney boy music,
like Winer music. Yeah, I didn't. I wasn't. I tried.
I tried. There was that was that the Kill or whatever? I try
to get into that song, but I'm like, it's okay, But that's
pretty much the most. To be honest, I actually don't know enough of
their music. I wanted freedom from life at that moment in time, bro,
I want absolution from being around. I couldn't. I didn't have an
iPod yet. I was stuck in upstate New York. I was I didn't
have anything to be like, I want to focus on what I wanted to
only and like I wouldn't swarm Peteps and York and it was people I like
had ratmus like that there. But then when I would leave, I would
come back to Fishkill where I lived, and I'd be surrounded by the dumbest
ship. And then and then at twenty ten is when the paradigm started to
switch and then hip hop started just taking over entirely because it was always around,
it was always popular. But around the time of like Kendrick Lamar coming
out, is when Rock was got shot in the face and died. Just
that's crazy, man. I was just the best, the best of both
worlds, especially with the radio because we had Power one six were and then
there was one other one that I KD. There was K and Power one
six over on the West coast. K was all old old school ship and
then UH and then six was just keeping up with the trends like whatever whatever
is hot. And then there was for rock, there was just uh uh
K Rock six seven, and then there was pop. The pop station was
Kiss FM seven and those were like them. Those were like the if so
if you wanted to listen to predominantly hip hop, KD and UH and UH,
and we didn't have we didn't have even have powers pop. In the
city. There there are the yeah, but like where we were like far
north, far more North, it was like you had pop on like K
one O four but like that was that was it basically, and then uh,
I don't know, it was really dire up there. I didn't.
I hated the radio because because even on the rock stations, even on the
rock stations, they would always play the same fucking like. It was always
like okay, ever long better food fighters. It's like okay, fair,
I guess, and then and then it'd be like uh and then they would
be like, oh my god, what else? Uh, Oh my god,
God, imagine dragons. It was imagine dragons a lot too, and
I remember being like the second it was imagine dragons often, I was like
I specifically I had a car with I didn't have an auxiliary court in it.
I had a two thousand and four or like two and three Toyota Corolla
Silver, and it had what a CD right where I would burn all my
music onto CDs and I would have I had like a little disk sleep and
I would put him in, or I had this tape deck thing where it
would be a tape deck with like a wire and that would act as like
an aux cable. And it was so yeah, the radio got so fucking
the same where it was just you know what of these days and I'm like,
oh, man, I can't. I can't. I gotta go to
Best Buy and spend my menial fucking income on this tape deck that, by
the way, had like a shelf life of like a couple months. That
thing broke. I bought eight of those over the course. I bought eight
of those over the course because like the tape would wear out or something or
like, I don't know, like it just probably wasn't built to withstanding giving
a human just giving up the fight and being like I gotta do this,
I gotta do this. I have to spend this money because I cannot be
subject I cannot be subject to these fucking Look, dude, I like the
Food Fighters, but like not every day, all the time, not that
much. God, yeah right, the rock station I'll listen to now,
it's very similar. Yeah, all Food Fighters, little Nirvana, a little
disturbed a little bit. It's just like the weird thing is there's bands that
are so fucking huge that they just never play or like I even I think
last time we talked this, they played Ramones. But I'm like, what
about fucking misfits? Like every band that is on this radio station that's playing
are giant fans of Misfits. They probably even have the fucking fiend skull tattooed
on them or some shit. Well, Misfits act like they don't exist.
Well, it is wild how erased Misfits is from, like, because Misfits
is like they're like nas in the sense that like these are like this is
like the fing This is like you know what I mean when I say that,
where it's like that's their moses. Yeah, everybody who makes music in
this industry, who's like really big in this genre loves this band like they
like everybody loves the Misfits, Like, dude, one of What's okay?
They play Metallica all the time, Talika one of their favorite bands. All
of them just consensuously are like, oh, Miswits, We fucking love them,
to the point where they covered Last Caress And even in their their most
famous fucking show, their Seattle eighty nine show, They're They're Seattle or ninety
three or whatever whatever it is, whatever day it was, they had that
famous Seattle show, that live show, that DVD, and of course they
played it live because of how important it was to them musically, And I
just I don't fucking get who controls these these playlists. I really would like
to know how they put them together, because they just miss out on I
kind of had a curious Yeah, I kind of had a curiosity about like
doing radio stuff when I was like really young, because I thought it would
be like really fun. Yeah, and I just never did. There was
a radio club in school too, but like I was just like I don't
like any of these people. I can't. I can't, fucking I can't.
I was so fucking anti social it's insane. Yeah, but I would
love to do it now. I would love to do I would totally love
to do if. I if we could actually like host a radio show and
just like have songs that we like playing on and then like dude, we'll
just like like in between you that's true. Well, I mean it would
just be about the format it would we should actually just for just just for
ships and giggles, do like an hour like record, like in like an
hour editive audio where it's just like songs that we like, like faded interstitially.
Like we won't do it live, I guess, because like that's a
lot of whatever, that's a lot of time. But like the idea of
like almost making it sound like we have a radio station, you know what
I mean, fun and just have like an hour of this in jungle.
I'm not even joking. I think that would be super like, especially if
the conversations in between the songs were completely out of pocket like they are here.
It's like, I like it. There's actually so there's a radio station
called the Mountain here and uh they do the morning show. It's called the
Woody Show, and they're just they're just fat, disgusting. They're basically us.
They're like, they're just just gross people like saying dumb shit like and
uh, I was like, oh, I really like these guys because they
they're they really they're like oh yeah, yeah, Like I don't They did
a segment that I wouldn't even do where they're like, oh, guess whose
fart this is? And like people were pissed off. But then there was
other people that were like this was so stupid that I couldn't stop laughing.
I was one of those people. I'm fucking in line to get my uh
Panda Express and I'm laughing at how absurd, Like I can't believe there's these
These people are old. They're like probably on their forties or something. And
they're like, hey, guys, could you do me a favor? Could
you record your farts? And then we'll play a game and make the people
win prizes. And I'm like, are you guys seven? Are you seven
years old? But that's what made it funny to me, like like they're
like, oh, we know people are gonna hate this, so we're gonna
do anyway. Point being, I would just love to. I don't want
to do that. I'm just like I want to, like I want to
like fucking have some stupid conversations like we're having and then play some like some
pretty cool music afterwards. Yeah, and like lead it into it, like
lead it into it. Be like and now this is hypothetical because we would
I would never play this song, but like we would just be like,
hey man, uh, this next song is dedicated to Chris Christy, who
we Chris Christy, who we want this to happen to, and this is
this is the kill you know, like or just ship like that where it's
like yeah that is so wild, Pockets that is so insane, or just
like coming up next n wards in Paris. I would say it. Believe
me, I will say and I will say it I'm going to say it
a million times when this when it when when we're off Mike. Yeah,
but and in fact you just say it and then you just cut immediately the
hard R just have a hearty hard RS. And in Paris, in Paris,
And I don't know that sounds fun. Overtime Actually, yeah, it's
a long episode. We we we you know, we spend a lot of
time talking about topics, so like it makes sense, catch all inwards at
play. The next episode. Next episode is gonna have to be mega question
heavy. By the way, we've got a lot to We got a lot
going on. Uh, so we're gonna go ahead and head the fuck out
of here. We'll catch you guys, uh some other time. Remember you
can go over to patreon dot com slash snark tank can get a bunch of
shit, add free episodes, extra ammos, all sorts of ship discord link,
and remember to post discord link. That's when he finally remembered the post.
He finally stooped out of his fucking fugue state. Remember that he had
a responsibility. So now that's up. Uh. Anyway, we're gonna read
our twenty five dollars patrons now as we always do. In this least favorite
part of the showy Gay you going he's gonna say, I'm gonna say,
all right, countdown. I was waiting for the countdown three, two,
one, Liam, What the fuck? Liam? Sheety Uh Hello Bungus,
my old friend. I've stuck my cock and you again. He a heath
smoker soon made the gear man come to bring us bussy and dick, and
come one day, when the sucking is done, we'll take our seat and
go poo pooh by Cocksmack Frosty the game Man. Frosty the gay Man was
a very homo soul with a corn cog plug and a button dick lay the
button and two balls made of coal jen mphetamine, solid slug. I did
everything right, and they indicted me. Walter he who welds nutsacks, eating
fried placenta cock and balls with surprise guest taint nice yeah nice in cell turned
transfemme Alexander the gay and that's it. Timothy Shallome more like tim o'dean on
my shaft. Ay uh worked on the syllables, but like so aggressive.
That was so aggressive it's a bit much. He's a pretty feminine looking guy,
though I get it. He looks, you know, Timothy Shallow looks
like a Nancy Wheeler to me almost from like uh from uh oh my god.
Her name is Natalie Dwyer. She's on Stranger Things. I think she's
fucking okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure yeah. Face man,
she's got like an a lane kind of thing going on, where it's like,
you got such a distinct face. I liked distinct faces, man,
gorgeous. Want over a lane? Yeah, I mean having you'd be having
your fucking episodes over the lane. I'm like, all right, cool,
calm down, Look man, it just bothers at not a doubt extremely attractive.
She's funny thing. It's less about just it's it's it's she is attracted,
but it's also she's fucking by herself, like outside of the show,
she's an asshole. It's so fucking hilarious her on Curb. Alright, well,
she was such a douche on Curb. She was. She is so
fucking funny. There's that there's an episode where they're playing poker and Larry David
screams cunt out and everybody's like, upset, I love you, cunt,
Why you do that? That was such a good hand hunt counted me there,
kids, I love counted as a as a verb, as a descriptive
verb. I love it. This is so fucking counted. I hate this
anyway. And he's like turned me onto that that word specifically, but yeah,
she was saying, like, get the fucking put the I don't know
because when we did the when we did a podcast together for like a very
brief time. It was like a couple of episodes, she like turned the
turn the counted mic on and I was like, what you say, excuse
me then cast I don't remember. It was like salad bowl or something.
Don't know it was. We didn't care about it at all, Like it
was like the secondary this very much like I guess we'll do this up the
stream inwards, up the stream. Conte, I don't know, I can't
doesn't work. Bit into a grape ship, screamed like Tom and Jerry sucking
down a Crisp diet cock. I mean megeous things I ever heard of my
life. Gay limp biscuit, just one of those days trying to get fucked.
Uh you know that? Scream? Sorry, I'm gonna start like I
want to make the heaviest song possible, and it's gonna start off with that
scream and then just start like holy ship and then just like really heavy chugging,
like there was a scream, he'd either die. I don't know if
it's a Tom Jerry screaming. There was a stream that used to be in
a lot of machine of videos that I fucking I want to find again,
and I I've not heard it in a really long time, but it's a
really nostalgic streme. It might be Tom and Jerry. Maybe that might be
the story, but it was like, do you know what I mean?
Do you know what I'm talking? Yeah? I cannot isn't a Tom scream?
Yeah? I don't know what if you're if you're giving a girl some
dick, right dick, and then right as she comes you will Ham screams
like right if you will hailm screams. I can't even that that's not immediately
make me go soft. I would hate that ship so much. Yeah,
punch on the back of the head. Your song has to revitalized me,
all right? Uh man, Okay, threre coming the thirder coming the air
and spray it like you just don't care thinking if you like to Balls and
all the gay Ship Everybody, John John, Killers of the Flower Moon and
a ten Wuido the Fourth. I listened to every episode of the Stark Tank
podcast, and all I got with this lousy dick Mitch, I'm gonna fill
you. All I want what nice? All I want is man pussy girls.
Beat it. You ain't gonna make me nut just leave. That's fill
you by C, M and M. But I know that that's kill you.
But like I'm trying to find the which I'm gonna feel you. All
I'm want is nothing else after that works, nothing like none of that.
It doesn't work with the syllables at all. You don't want to nutt in
me. That's how I talked about, like get out of here, Lily.
We need boys, Lily, only boys. Yeah you little girl,
Lily, I'm not looking for you. I'm looking for boys, straight male
genitals in my I went to the I went to the I went to a
good will today and not a Ford hat. And I was like, I
was about a bib and I was like, I need to say f one
fifty on it, dude. It just doesn't just doesn't. Yeah for good
myself, just to say Ford Yeah, no, I can't no, no,
no, no, no, no fucking way, bro, no fucking
way that can be anything. Uh, which I'm gonna feel you WHI.
I love that song, but I'm gonna kill you. Hasam Piker calls you
a homophobic, homophobic slow slur for ten thousand dollars to charity. Stop with
the Britain slander. It already sucks here. Listening to Sweeney makes me consider
racism. The reason JFK's head exploded is Chris's Chris invisibly face fucked him.
That that's fucking insane, the invisible man your face to the point where it
exploded. That's nuts popped. He put his he put his flaccid dick in
your nostril and then he got your head. The idea. I said that
to Jojo the other day and she immediately was like, that's that's a that's
a sween line. That's a Sweeny line. I was like, it's a
it's it's fucking embedded, dude, that is yours. That's not even a
sween line. We we improved that on the show. I think, all
right, no, we did it now. We talked about it before,
but I said it in the house and we were just laughing at it for
hours. Did I remember, because there was a what is that? There's
an animated of you saying yeah, Perry Perry Hall. Perry Hall animated it.
Uh okay, but yeah, I remember. I remember that specifically.
The idea of that is so deranged, dude, specifically, Well, I
don't think that was you that said it, but we can go back and
think about it a little bit, because because that's I've been thinking. I've
been thinking about that exact thing since like the seventh grade, because I just
think that's so fucking I be wrong. I remember specificly, it's been in
my head for a really long time because it's just such an out of It's
just so weird of an idea, because the idea initially was like, you'd
stick your dick in somebody's nostril, get hard, then like pull it out,
and then their noril would be like big and flappy forever. And I
just think, I know whatever she blows with aid of the Machine two episodes
Remaining be Afraid at ancient time traveling voodoo shaman pouring an extra bucket of come
into the hole of JFK's skull. Parentheses it heals him jolly old dipship guys,
my name is Butts. My name is Goo. My name is Gauka,
gawk a slim shape, slim gatey stupid. Hi, my name is
my name slim Oh Man Man, Penis Man five, we got wait,
this is a good one. Penis Man five. Lords. Oh No,
Penis Man versus Lord sex Man Dawn of Justice. So you got a good
we got a good little showdown between these two. I forgot about Penis Man
and Lord sex Man, like Gay Snyder or something. Yeah, why not
the least created? Yeah, yeah, gay, Well, I can't think
anything better. I love I love the idea of Penis Man showing up to
every fight like a jet engine and he lands the director Zack Snide Gay,
Johnny Silver cipher Graph. My girlfriend used my foreskin as a sleeping bag.
Lameio active. I'm fucking stuck. Can't feel my bones. I have a
rare syndrome. Welcome to the tarred age. See that's what we were talking
about. We're talking about crippled parodies. It doesn't work. It doesn't work
as well. Yeah, just doesn't gave us the past. I can't remember
who it was. I think somebody messages us and said like, hey,
I'm all fucked up, Like that'd be cool if you did it. It
doesn't matter, man, Like we can't remember where I saw the past.
We got the pass from, We got the past from simply knowing Donnie.
So like we're set. Yeah, we're gonna use his name in vain constantly
in defense of ourselves whenever we make a crippled like, uh, Donnie would
love this. All right, we are the champions. I've gaped my dude,
guy after guy. I had my ass spread penetrated five times. I
ate a big penis, I ate a few. Yeah, they call me
the squat. They call my squat the goonies because we all have public decency
charges. Gay M and M cover till I collapse, till I prolapse.
He's fucking my gat as long as I'm feeling him. We talked about this
last time. I hate so many eminems. Yeah, there are so many.
Well, it's just it is tempting because there is so much. There
is so much, there's so much opportunity for like disrespectful rhymes in a very
short amount of time. I think it's what it is. It's like there's
a lot of because eminem does a lot of like double entongos and stuff and
like really quick like rhyming in sentences. It's like within the same line,
it's a lot easier to get it across in like a Patreon line or figure
it out like what it is, as opposed to like a lot of other
songs where it's like you have to get a whole fucking stands out before you
even understand what the fuck you're talking about. I also thinks that are our
fucking wide audience don't listen to black music. White well, they're not allowed
to have listened to black music because they can't sing a lunch. That's true.
That is sincerely a theory of mine, Like I sincerely think where it's
like for somebody, somebody was like, somebody was singing along. It's like,
man, I really like this blood, I really like this black music.
I like this fucking black stuff. And they were singing along to it
and then they said the N word. And then somebody was like, you
can't do that, cause I was like, well, I'm not listening to
this the fuck it. I'm not gonna get I want to sing along to
this myself. I'm white and obnoxious of course I want to sing along to
this stuff that I listened to. Why the fuck am I gonna know?
Oh, Eminem doesn't say it? Cool? Let me go, let me
let me get, Let me go over there where I can be a break
am. I recommended the other day, No joke. It is a video
of all the live times you can find Eminem saying the in word Oh really
how often? Yeah, it wasn't that many. It was just it was
mostly some shows that he's doing backups for somebody who clearly has the inward in
their in their and he does he does follow ups with it, and I'm
like, oh, then he does it? Sure? Oh? Positive?
Positive? I mean if Eminem said it, no one would be mad.
Please even you know, you know, bitch, please, He's he's doing
follow ups and like every nigga that I only nigga that I trust is me,
you know, you don't really want to fuck with me only nigga that
and you hear him actually singing along. I couldn't. I was laughing that
it showed up at my recommend I'm like, why is this here? Does
it is YouTube? Hearing us talk about for such a long time and I've
never I've never heard m words. Well, see, that's the thing.
It's so rare that like it's in these like fleeting things where it's like,
oh, he's not performing live where a camera is. It's like one of
the things that you have to It's it's rare. But you have to think
as a gentleman that grew up in Detroit and and with the with how he
speaks, it says to who what type of people he grew up with?
And they're saying nigga five million times a day. He's also one of the
most famous rappers alive. No one's gonna have a problem with him saying the
Edward really but but I think, uh yeah, I mean Detroit, he
was fucked from the get go, like he that was he was, he
was gonna say that Puerto Ricans in I just heard him say nigga. Oh
my god, Oh my god. I like, I like the mind experience
for him. Bro. I've been a fan of them since like two thousand
and I've never heard him say nigga once. But this is but also granted
this is before his LPs probably came out, Like this is very old him
saying right now that it's him. It's this is before Bro Who'stom Shady came
out when he just said it just now when his video that's probably around like
Phobia time, that's like, that's that's like a while ago. There's some
things like said the bitch Please is on his own album Marshall Mathers LP.
So he doesn't say it, Nate Dogg says it, but he's doing follow
ups. He's singing along to Nate dog you know, like you don't really
want to fuck with me. Only nigga that I trust is me, and
like, so there's footage of him singing along doing follow ups and you're kind
of like, oh, he said it, he said it. But it's
one of those things that it's like he was such a good rapper. You
weren't supposed to hear that listening to his old rat Yo, he was so
good, holy sh like, even by modern standards now, Young m was
so fucking good at rapping. Bro I am I on LimeWire, I stumbled
upon Infinite and I was like, I love Infinite. I was blown away
such a good like as a talent of hip hop ability. Even now he
just raps too fast people to really give a fuck about what he's saying,
and he'sn't talking about anything, but like, yeah, back then he would
rap, so like I never thought he was better than nas. People argue
that. I think that's stupid to argue is better than NOAs ever is insane.
I think he's such a talent rapping, like just giving him words to
rap about and letting him just go. He is a like gifted, it's
like gifted being. Yeah, he's just he's just boring now. Like I
was just thinking about today, the love love the way you lie. And
there's a line that he says, and I can't remember the whole line,
but I just remember he says, I guess that's why they call it window
pane, and he's talking about something, and I just remember being like that
is the gayest like that is. I feel like that is what it feels
like right now. And I still pipe in my windpipe hate that's all.
So he just he got he got healthy, and he got better, and
it's and he got boring, you know, but not even boring in a
sense that like, but look, look I'm gonna say and and I would
saying, then, Chris, we're gonna let you go. It's getting long.
But look it's a bad excuse only because I will say I listened to
Metallica's new album a couple of times. So the first time I heard it,
I was like, I was kind of boring whatever, But I heard
it again and then again, and I was like, James Hetfield is sober
as fuck. Now you would think it would be like this guy would suck
dick. His lyrics are still there, everything is on point. Actually,
Like if you listen to the song seventy two Seasons, I was like,
all right, what's wrong with you, Eminem? You have old ass James
Hetfield, who fucking was a piece of shit, drunk motherfucker back in the
day. Yeah, And what bothers me most about Eminem is that, like
I've I've listened to I think pretty much everything I've even listened to, like
some of the more modern stuff, and like, as you go through all
of them, it's like it feels like there's just too much. It feels
like you could you could probably have made Like if you if you take an
Eminem album, you could probably take half of that album and delete it.
And just like because there's a lot of I still sincerely think there's like some
pretty good lines in some of them, but there's so few and far between
that it's like, why don't you just put these fucking together in a single
fucking song, Like there's some of them that are good, you're just wasting
people's time with a bunch of fluff in the middle. He has like a
he has an assembly problem where he just can't assemble a good record, Like
he just doesn't know how to do it anymore. I think he's tech infinite
is so fucking good. If assembled record, it's a good It's no,
I'm not talking I'm not talking about record. I'm not talking about I'm talking
about as a song. Like I love that song, like sincerely you heard.
I was sent from it. I went to with servant this it's for
murder and instruments. It's so it's full. It's fucking cool, dude,
Like it's like and it's all like well done, and like I know that
whole song by fucking heart man. I love that song. But I can't
think that he also stopped rapping alongside thugs. Another thing he's not. He's
not hanging out with thugs, bro. Yeah, I mean you can tell
something wrong with him because he dies his fucking beard dude, only only fucking
only like you gotta you're an inch, you've got if you're not an actor
and you're dying your beard like there's something is oh, there's there's absolutely,
there's a there is a there is a it's it is on the same level
as Ronda Santis's heels. There is about him just not aging gracefully when Eminem
is not fucking some like, oh, it's not like he had a gray
beard when he was fucking forty or something, and you want to kind of
like put a little color in it or it's just like, it's just bizarre.
He's not a fucking actor. Just age, dude, what you doing?
It says a lot about eliminated. It's never been a great since the
Very Brown and catch all the venereal diseases like Pieces my Acapella releases Mass Pieces,
t is you mentally gentally sentimentally it's it's I love that fucking song.
It's such a shame that line though, got it does he does have anything
that I know? But it's fun. That's fine, It's fun. But
it's fun. That's the thing about it. It's like it's even though because
that's what's not about for rapp Riss, no bars, Nigga Eminem Eminem known
for not having fun with his music. Hilarious, that's in the same since
that's all he That's how he got popular. Really, it was like,
oh, this is the weird guy, Bam Bam bamp pump bamp better than
almost everybody else. Well you don't think you don't, dude, he's great.
But also those Drebts helped a fucking lot, Like that's for sure.
Those for sure, for sure, like those are iconic for sure for a
reason by themselves. Demon Dre did fifty. He got fifty. Fifty back
in the early two thousands, was unstoppable. He got fifty. He got
game, old game before he came to a full of himself. Another amazing
distract. Distract that the game made was so bad. We got look,
we gotta move on. We this is the credits game. We're in the
credits where the credits. It's always where then were it's it is always the
credits. H Sweeney, lick my wienie, askt ascape rocky, Uh,
I love fat Penis. That's my fucking problem. Yeah, yeah, I
like to suck. I got a sucking problem. X x x at fuck
Walmart x x x ever The Everlasting Gaze. I like that. That's a
good one, simple, perfect, The Everlasting Gaze. Back to tank of
come, Caucasian Container, the cracker bell for gays, tinfoil tyrant, putting
black face on my light bulbs, Penis Man. Do Christian girls squirt holy
water? Yes? Yes, I slipped in the stalagmite exhibit at the museum
and it made me gay. Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney swallowed my peenie Matthew Perry's last
fart bubble. Uh, it's not outrageous, that's really fucking outrageous because he
did ship himself, because he died in the fucking Jacuzzie. Well, only
ship yourself. If you have to take a ship, you don't just conjure
shit out of nowhere. Come on, he definitely had to take a ship.
He's kind of guy that goes to the post. He definitely goes to
did rupture because when you take like a lot of opiates, you so it
actually it is a possibility. He was so he was so constipated that it's
colon ruptured. Can you imagine if there was like a dense you imagine if
there was like a betting like a gambling ring where it's like, all right,
who's got who bets? Like I bet that when the reports come out,
he'll have shipped himself. It's like I bet no, And then people
have like this really like I won ten grand last night because Matthew Perry shit
himself when he died. She pipped me on my pit. A legit deadpool.
Yeah, it's a it's a dead pool, but with specifics, with
specifics, it's not just aside people really that I think they probably really do
that. Oh for sure. Absolutely, they gamble. Absolutely, I've never
been a more appropriate group to gamble in their lives. Like they're miserable,
they need something. Then they're learning about like, oh man, what's this
the forty ninth pedophile with a with a grisly fucking shed. Oh great,
great. I love my job so good. I love finding kids. That's
awesome. Yeah, I love finding I love finding the femur of an eight
year old great great possum aka Star Tank's only non binary supporter. Chris asked
Colin about the butt fumble on sacreds. I forgot to do that. We'll
know what it means. It's in French of my memory now though, so
I'll remember it. Average new reality TV show Pedophile Battle Royale winner gets a
kid. They should make petos where GoPros and prisons so you can see what
happens to them. I think that would be neat Star Coffee. Yet just
around me of a, I do think we've stumbled on the gold there with
the concept of a pedophile symbiote, but Star Coffee on twitch bitch the straight
up hard r N word narco militarism beaten to death by Cat Denning's tits.
Been blowing lots of guys limited a game man's paradise, taking dongs of every
size limited in a game man's paradise, transferming grembining exposing people with a lactose
and gleerates to ninety million rogens of ionizing radiation. US not vinpent and angelic
DM. His name's Apollo. He was Homo, but that was thirty years
ago when he still had rose to blow. Finally, finally, have enough
funny names saved up for a month of twenty five dollars tier Happy November Boys.
Craig the Canadian wrote in the next Stark Tank guest should be Matt pat
where the boys convinced him to say the end where that's not happening. It's
your boy, shawne De. My penis is so low it makes you say,
oh, my lord, thank you for sucking me about with a with
a with a real rough BBC Daily Wire presents Matt Walsh's what is a black?
I couldn't you know. I wouldn't even be surprised. That would not
surprise me at all. It's like, what is black? He has put
puts on his fucking willy will willy beard. What is black? He's fucking
actually chinless. I can't believe that guy. It is crazy. Try to
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So enjoy the episode, everybody. In the elongated credit sequence, bye,