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the weirdest place on Earth, Hollywood. This is Mac Maloney's Hollywood X Files
and now here's Mac. Well. Good evening, everyone, Welcome to Macloney's
Hollywood X Files here on the Distant Thunder Radio Network. Wow, this is
macalone. Want to show we have you tonight. At first, let me
introduce the members of the Posse Girls. He's here. It's so many emails
and feeling this to this guy. I can't count them all across the puddle
yet, your big burst of CLEENICX fan yourselves, sit yourselves down, get
you a big box of wipes, and you sweege and you lube trying to
do an alphabetical lotter. It didn't work. Want me sorry. Across the
puddle, the very famous wan wan is with us. Honey, hello girls,
Hello everybody. I just need to be here once again. Thank you
for the invitation. And as you know, and I always said, they
say this that I lived for this. Yes, thank you, we appreciate
it. I just looked at your background there. I could do this every
night you have a well, let's love it? Would you really don't?
Can we do this? My motto as you Meg mottol. I don't think
Keith Richards has this model because every time I say something, Keith Richard's already
said it. Go ahead, do what you love, yes, and love
what you do. Sure, okay, and you'll go far. Well.
When you were like a melt by melt by melt by millionaire rock style,
it's great to say that, you know what I mean. But if you're
polishing flaws glad to be here, glad to be anywhere, which you nicked
from another comedian back did he really? He didn't come up with that,
So that's that's a nick for that. That's something he borrowed from Viddy.
He gives them, He gives them props drops some British performer in the fifties
or something, you know. When talked about this book, Keith was living
down Jamaica and he found that the cops was going to raid his house for
drugs. He brought his kids down the downtown wherever it is with the Rastafarians
and he had them babysit for like four or five days. That okay,
that's a real you know what I mean, that's real trust, if you
know what I mean. So, yeah, he does love Jamaica and he
loves it. He does with the Wingless Angels. He's gigs with interesting guy.
Speaking of interesting guys, Oh, he's all dressed up tonight too.
Is a national correspond switched by Steve Ward down there in incredibly huge pancake West
Virginia Switch. How are you great to be here dressed up? I'm wearing
my Darrow Destroyer? Sure, okay? And who is that anyway? What
you mean? The Shaver mystery? Those are the uh, the bastards that
supposedly kept Richard Shaber in prison for about seven years? Is that the guy
who listened? He could hear them through his a satelene touch He heard,
Yeah, he heard them through he welder was welder. Yeah, okay,
cool, yeah good? And they have T shirts his family. Do they
get a piece of the action. Did you put that together yourself? Oh
no, that's that came from John Tanney. John Jenny has a you know,
weird lecture guy. He's got a he sells T shirts. Well,
okay, all right, well it looks good on you, I guess.
I mean you want to stand up and just show us again that they great
graphic. They spell everything right, Uh yeah darrow d e r o.
Okay, good now listening. Plub isn't here tonight. But he sent me
a note and he said, look it's witches said, I mean, look
at it seriously that it was not last week. I'm going to introduce out
hey, UFO mechanic out he's he's a witness. Stop looking for porn and
just look at his uh eye, look at the hump in the back.
I don't see any difference. You know, you guys keep saying this,
but I don't see any I don't see it. Okay, all right,
I think it looks good. So you know, well it never looks bad,
but it looks fine. I got no. I don't generally look at
guy's hair, haardews, I just that's not my thing. Well, if
he has a squirrel on his head. I always like the beard in the
stash. I think that it looks very going on. They're pretty good,
someone's gonna win. It's one of those shows. So let's bring this person
in a hot Who are they? You know, we might have to start
all over again. Who knows? But late then Okay, this could be
anybody. So anyway, ship, we're gonna have to stop. We'll stop.
This is to stop. This is like a real radio show where you
bring people in. Yeah, like correspond They came right in, reporting on
the on the on the ground. Okay, let's keep it going. Yeah,
I introduced you around. Also joining us is Buddy down there on Buston.
Trevor, what's your last name? Because you're going to change it,
right, I don't want to. I I'd rather keep that silk just Trevor.
I want to be the one name, like like Madonna. Yeah,
that's cool, one name, that's cool. Make sure it's like me and
Madonna. It's like Taylor taylors Well the chair. Yes, she was so
stupid. She thought that the Mount Rushmore was a natural formation. That's the
true, that's true. All right, this is Susan Ka. This would
be good. Here we go, super fian and Hi Susan, how you
doing? We went hot? By the way, we're on the air.
We're on the air, so no vulgarities where she is? Okay, why
don't we give her a clap? Why don't we just to start the show?
Susan Kay is with us? How are you tonight? Okay? Definitely
really okay. Also know everybody, everyone's great, everyone's great. So here
we are, and the Raven's going to be joining us later on the mysteriously
actually he's going to be joining us later on. Also Chris R. Okay,
who was the n c I Yes guy who got involved with me and
and some of the books I write. But now he's on eighteen eighty three,
which is a spin off of Tombstone and I love that show. Is
a Tombstone. I never see yellow Yellowstone, Yellowstone, yep. But he's
in a hurtful it's a prequel to the prequel, right, Yeah, never
even seen the show. Yeah, I mean I'm going to tell him we
did. But the funny thing about this guy, and he'll explain, is
that he went to Texas A and m Okay on a actor's degree. He
got an actor degree, but then he went into interrogating people for the NCI.
Yes, he says, the best thing I ever did because I could
act, you know, and I get you know, them to confess.
It'd be better when he told it. Anyways, thank you Susan Kay for
joining us. So I've introduced everybody, right, I believe or less?
Yeah? Yes, okay, So tonight we're going to be it's a Hollywood
X Files. We're going to talk and be talking a lot about Godzilla as
it turns out, and then Chris albiond the dollas what it's like to starring
all these kind of TV. But Ray will be joining us later on.
She has the top ten. So Susan, I'm gonna throw it to you.
Yeah, because don't you have like five random questions for the gang or
something? I am the wrong something start? Where's the Crickets effects machine?
I sent it to you an in mean, Oh my god, I thought
I was supposed to be answering the question. Oh my god, I was
panicking. I'm sorry. You just have to read them right, blonde moment.
You gotta put us on the spot, not you. We would never
put you on the spot. Did you see me just watch that? I
was gonna I was gonna ask how far back did that go? That looked
like it went pretty far. It's out of here. I think it's somewhere
in the next county. Oh my, I was like, how am I
supposed to do this? I'm driving home from work. How am I gonna
answer these questions while I'm driving? Oh my god, Hi, everybody,
I have questions for you. Well, let's run them down. Wow,
okay, all right with the top ten, top five? With these are
five random questions because there's only really four of us. Well, why don't
we just do the top four and then Raven will be with us by the
time me I'm this, I think so, Susie, Kay, you have
five or so random questions for us on the Hollywood X Files, Right,
I do. Okay, So we'll start some funny music now, and just
we went in Athletic a latter before, right, So you go first,
Al, we'll go first, all right, So hit out with whatever?
Which one you like? Ow? What movie star could you not see?
Ever? Again? And not care? Wow? Interesting? Mac and I
were talking about a couple. Actually, it's the thirsty moves up the street
before we came here. Wow, And one of them would probably be Kirk
Douglas. I mean, I'm talking older and if that counts, is a
real bad guy. He was really bad, and he played a bad guy
in a couple of movies that were unforgivable. Anthony Quinn. I could live
without another old timer new guys. I mean, Keanu Reeves is a little
uh, you know, there's not a lot of affect there. He's kind
of about the tooth Cruse Tom Cruise. All right. I'll tell you my
wife has watched the New Maverick movie more times than I can really count,
because like, if I go home tonight, you know she's still awake,
she'll have found Like I'll walk in halfway through Maverick, I'm like, what's
this? She goes, well's I know how it's gonna end. So it's
you know, and I don't have to really worry about it. There's like
about five jokes in there, but I ain't going there, So I'm Cruise.
He's been he's been busy, he's done. Uh what a couple of
mission impossible? The Dead Reckoning is I think they get a kick out of
that one. I think the film Together one did you see he did too?
I don't know he did the Mummy. He did a version and the
Mummy was a was a female? Really? Yeah? She was? Yeah,
and she was interesting. Yeah she was pretty brutal, super k Please,
next random question for who's next? Aby club? Club is not here?
The club is not here? Not here? Okay, uh it must
be one one one one. Okay. Here's a random question for you,
Winn. Who is your least favorite movie monster? Least favorite movie monster.
I was gonna say the Cookie Monster, but he's actually not a bad guy.
But least favorite movie monster Bayheart, Wow, the funny making the fun
least favorite. My most favorite is like the alien character. But my least
favorite King Kong really really yeah, how about he'd be my first shocking?
I know it's just maybe I agree. I think maybe I dug the old
King Kong. You know, well what King Kong? You talking about?
The ray? Yeah, that one was just yeah, that's the old King
Kong. It was beauty that killed the beach. But all right, the
new King Kong with Peter Jackson, who is everyone is, you know,
kind of kissing his feet because of that beetle disaster he did. The New
King Kong, there's a scene I've tip about before where King Kong goes skating
with Fay Ray, the fay Ray character in the movie. He literally goes
skating on Central pox ice. Yes, in the movie and the Peter Jackson
movie. Take it from me. Everyone else was asleep by that time because
it's like three and a half hours long. So King Kong money really,
Yeah, it's like you can live without King Kong. I don't know.
Maybe I thought King Kong was too silly. We would have never gotten Jessica
Lange if it wasn't for the seventies. Remember that one. Yeah, yeah,
with the Charles Grove Lang lover in the she was good and a lot
of the American horror story. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, she's a good
actress. She kind of welly good. I think she retired. Please she's
still with us? Yeah, she's still with us. Superk Next. I
think this is for me. Yeah, ma's next? All right, Mac.
In a dream world, what movie actor or actress would you like to
marry that very lovely Lois Lane. I think I would pick Lois second,
though, if I had this a second. You know who really just to
me is like just this is sexist, and whom Michelle Feiffer to me is
like just this really really incredibly attractive young woman. Well she was my girlfriend
and Aileen and my wife Aleen could testify this. She was my real first
movie star crush. Was Michelle Pfiffer? Really? Yeah, Yeah, there's
just something about her. Man still isn't away. She still looks good and
she's Yeah, a lot of good movies, tell you what Kate beckhamsale in
the Underworld movies, she's really good. Oh my god, smoke sho gorgeous.
Forget about black leather, get up, she's in Oh my god.
Wows Hey waiting a question? Now? Are you already have? I just
said you might have to come around again? Okay, so next please he's
random for switch right, not yeah switch switch switch. So I don't know.
I think this next one we should say for Ravens ask it anyway,
what's the most inappropriate thing you've done in a movie theater? Maybe you wanted
to me talking to me, Well, I'm the only one here ahead,
Well pee wee. Herman has a side exactly, it's just for me for
Trevor, it's for you. Okay, inappropriate thing I've done in a movie.
Uh okay. When I was a kid, I got thrown out of
a movie once. Oh wow, huh why? Yeah? Wow? I
was gonna be I thought I was being funny a movie, one of the
Bomb of the Jungle Boy movies was on and I and one of his chip
pals was there, so I yelled monkey shine. Oh okay, I thought,
you know, no big deal. Right of the ushers comes by.
That's been when they had ushers with flashlights. Yeah, told me to shut
up and whatever. And then later on the manager came by and pulled me
out and threw me out. Yeah you deserved that, just for that.
Reguard me for life. I know it. Heck, I should have wish
I've been doing drugs. Well you know you were. I mean something else
that we don't know about. I just thought I was being cute. You
know. See how it goes horribly wrong. Sometimes with me it went horribly
wrong. Next, please random question, super K this for travel Trevor.
Hi, Trevor, Hi, how are you good? Goodish? What's your
favorite modern? When I stay modern, I should have said like current or
more recent horror movie. What's your movie? Yeah? Your most Yeah,
yeah, yeah, I'll bet you Trevor did something more inappropriate than I did,
and we'll ask him my question. I wanted to save that one.
Well, let's let's ask him, Trevor, what's the most inappropriate thing you've
done in the movie theater? Tell us? Now, this is the guy
who gave a twenty minute Is the FCC monitoring this, He's the guy who
gave the twenty minutes siloquy on like Florida the flashlight last time. I've gotta
follow up. I've gotta follow up to that later. Okay. So I
don't know if you're gonna have to beat this well, let's say, bleep
it or anything. But I I digitally digitally go ahead, uh, manipulated
the taurus during during a film. It was not my cutorus, I don't
have one, but it was of the of the the woman I was dating
at the time in a movie the long, long time ago. Okay,
all right, I was wow, stupid, Well you know that's yes,
But listen, so did she listen? It was one one. It was
digital, not analog. I just want I'll even be more honest. I
I'm she did, probably did even come close, because I can go pun
intended, and because I was really young and I didn't know what I was
doing, and who knows, I don't even know if I was even doing
it right. All I wanted to know was who's in the d exactly?
I just want to out what movie was? Well, obviously I don't remember
the movie doing that. If I'm enraptured by the President's men while I'm you
know, a woman, there's something wrong with that. It might have been
desire under the elms? Did this guy get the memo that every edit is
eighteen fifty? Thank you Trevoring for sharing love story took care of it makes
the very very tame. Thank you. He was watching a love story.
So, Susan Kakes super Kate, do you have a random question to ask
yourself? And stay? What's your favorite? It's so funny because now I
know why you sent me the email with the question marks, like what are
you asking? Because again I thought you wanted me to answer the question,
which I had most of them did tell us? What was your answers to
all of them? So? What movies sack? Could I not ever see
again and not care all? Oh, he's he's a fuck, he's a
degenerate that as wood man, I love him no funny, funny, but
close. Uh, let me ask real quick. You don't want to see
him as an actor or you don't even want to see his movies that he
directs, that he's not in his movies? Can I tell you? Yeah?
I like that he's ever directed. Is because I am a true blue
oh my god, Christopher Walking fan. So I loved Annie Hall Crystal Walker.
So he's in two scenes. He's so freaking funny. Is that the
first movie or something or first big movie? Lines in there like there's a
in there size of a buick. I mean that's a good line. Yeah,
yeah, yeah yeah, and any Hall's are really And that was also
kind of like a ground breaking movie, if you know what I mean,
because the woman character was different from nice. Please just random random questions to
susan guy. So the next question you had was who's your least favorite movie?
Monster? And I couldn't remember it but at the last second, so
I don't know if you could. So remember the movie Tremise? Great movie?
Yeah, the grab Boy? Are you a friend of mine that would
watch that movie? And like all six sequels or whatever. Yeah, he
thinks it's the best film on the planet. I'm sorry, I think it's
dumb. The first one is all right, Reba macis Universal Monster, Kevin
Bacon. For some reason, I would have said The Mummy. The first
Mummy was okay. The rest of the more kind of blew. Yeah,
the second one wasn't too bad. The one you're talking about with not Brandon,
what's just frender. I'm thinking, Oh, you're going way at Yeah,
the original with Carlafin story way back from youth? Dare you switchy Ato?
Susan Kaye? Next? Please? Random question dream world? What movie
actor or actress would you like to marry? Now? If there wasn't quote
in a dream world, what person that went to film school would I would
have liked to have married? Well, okay, I didn't go to school.
Okay, I went to film school. Was I ever in the running
for this? Or was I just I don't know? Maybe she didn't hear
the Flashlight episode? After that? I did hear that, and that's why
I'm like that, was you autograph? Is they actually have three? And
that there's really fall? But so I don't know if y'all know, do
you know Timothy is sure. Yeah, spoke show did you see him in?
Was Justified series? Before that? He was in with Toolstone or what
was the There was another show he was in before that, Tombstone, and
he was in Deadwood, Deadwood, that's the one. Yeah, wows,
Yeah, that was well. That was the Cowboy movie, the Cowboy Show
with all the swearing right, yes, basically was Once upon a Time in
Hollywood. He was in Once upon a Time in Hollywood. He's a lot
there we go. Here's in a die Hard movie too, wasn't he?
He was in the four He was a bad guy in a Diehard I believe
was a bad guy three, the fourth Diehard die r. It's live,
Free or die. That's kind of Hampshire theme to it. Yeah, let
me let me let me just cut in here for a second because it's the
kind of show we're bringing, I guess in and the host in hot so
here's she is rave and is with us, and really really we have to
because she had a disaster, a fantastrophe early she sent me pictures. Oh
I'm sorry to interrupt, Yeah, so sorry continue No Raven, no,
no, no, it's a frav good witch up there and Raven and she's
joining us late tonight because what happened was the catastrophe you sent me pictures.
I sent you a picture my cat knocked over my big plant. There was
a thud right after I got done eating my dinner, and I said,
oh, wonder what that was, and I casually strolled upstairs and there it
was. And the problem is, because she just had her space surgery last
week, she has to stay confined to one room. So she's in my
office, which is the room I'm sitting in. So if things happen,
that's why. And I can't move her anywhere because she's still healing and it's
just been she's going nuts. She wants to get out of this room,
but she's not ready to. So after she knocked the plant over, I
had to repot it and now I'm a sweaty mess. So wow, I
did look cute that this is just like a news show where our corresponded on
the ground Raven from just reported about a disaster that has just occurred, and
we we just got a rendition of it from if you're on the ground reporter,
and she's a live shot, there's a live stand up right, She's
she's sweaty used to be cute. Okay, I hope she's never worried about
it because she's drinking an adult beverage. That's right. Oh, you don't
need to worry about that. Wow. Okay, Well, as it turns
out, so listen, all right, So we're right in the middle of
this thing. But this is going to be good for you, Raven.
So Susan, Kay, what's where? Where are you in your own random
list that you are going to answer question of A five O the other on
the who would like to marry? Of course Mark Wahlberg. But I love
Jimmy Fon, but he's not really a move Jimmy Fallon. We have to
say goodbout you now, Jimmy Fallon, you just he's like a zero.
And here's the thing. Here's what this is a Hollywood show. You know
why he made it big because he was on Saying Night Night, which I
never watch anyway, but I heard that he would do this Carol Burnette thing,
like every joke he would laugh at, he would break they call it
in the business. And that's what made him stand up from everyone. Now
you see that show, and even though he has a stone on, he
has really Big guests on. I can't watch him because everything's funny, jumping
around like, yeah, I don't get it. I don't get to The
Man Show. Another guy not funny The Man Show. Yeah, with Adam
went his name. Yeah, it would close with you're thinking of Jimmy's emo.
Okay, Jimmy Kimmel's is halfway funny. Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel's you know,
halfway good. Okay, So anyway, but that Jimmy fell and the
thing is, you know NBC has a guy watching him twenty four to seven
because he has he has some alcohol issues, like he fell on a bar
and his ring finger cut and almost like tore his finger off. You know,
how about did you know you have to be for that to happen?
So anyway, Jimmy shail, maybe we'll answer that question that can't happen to
anybody man while he was chopping on the show, he said he did it
while he was cooking. But anyways, so the next thing that I had
was that's as far as I got. Okay, so listen, why don't
we just ask those questions to Raven real quick? I think she's going to
come up with really issue had answers. Okay, so I have man I
go back and ask her the question I wanted to ask her from the get
Go yeah, go ahead, go ahead, all right, y Raven.
Yeah. I don't want to say this is your punishment, but it is.
Go ahead. What's the most inappropriate thing you have ever done in a
movie theater? It was a digital or an if you can Todd Trevor and
win the jeep wagon air Trevis was out there. I mean, I feel
like you guys probably know, you know, in the movie theater there's there's
things that that you can do with your partner in the dark that are very
discreet, you know, you just you have to be careful because you can't
use a lot of teeth. But if you're also in the movie theater but
not watching a movie, but like you're in the building and there's one of
those big family restrooms, there's things activities you could do in there too,
which are on in the family in chame station, they're not there in balcony
in the balcony. All right, next, please, Susan Raven Blaze.
We may not stop that one. But Raven, uh, what movie terrorized
you as a child? Although you kind of our child. It was the
original Hills Have Eyes. That movie like Roy to me as an adult,
I love it, you know, I like we watched it, and I
watched like the remake that they did, and I really liked both of them.
But yeah, the original Hills Have Eyes. You messed me up.
How old were you when you saw it the first time? Seven? Oh
that's good. That's that's good parenting. Yes, only Larry, that's off
to you? All right? Next, please susan't it? So that's kind
of as far? Okay, well before we take this break, Okay,
this well deserved. I actually thought this would be a great question to ask
everybody because I'm curious. But your show go ahead. Wow, So I
want to know what you know? What? Everyone? You know what movie
terrorized everyone as a child? For example, do you remember they had the
Trilogy of Terror? Oh, doll someone sent from Africa? Yeah, fell
off? Yep, Kazuzu or something like that. Yeah, that was crazy
and they ended up throwing it in the furnace. Yeah, yeah, do
you remember that? Yeah? Yeah, Karen Black Jaws, I almost drown
in a lake. Oh really after watching Jaws, water ski bumped my leg.
I was sure it was a shock and almost drown but you're in a
lake. No, okay, I would assued Spielberg on your behalf. But
before we take this break, okay, and whether we use the segment or
not, who knows. Okay, it's fifty to fifty. We have an
email from the audio and Susan Kane. They want to know what's the most
inappropriate thing you've done in the movie the Yeah, did she freeze? Definitely?
I think Raven and I might be on the same page. Did this
just say? The gentleman with me watched the movie, but I wasn't facing
in that direction? What what happened? Is this cage brit anywhere? Was
it audible or yeah? In slow mall? Look, look, why don't
we just take a commercial break now and settle down and call all lawyers.
Okay, you're listening to Mac Maloney's Hollywood X Files here on the Distant Thunder
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love him, the very famous one one. Yes here, I am high
girls, Hello, everybody across the big pond and getting ready to celebrate or
commemorate, however you want to put it. D day, D day,
D day. I'm looking out there with the English channel. I'm saying,
you know all those ships that they don't have, Well, I see the
okay, that line? What movie was that line? The longest exactly I've
seen, just like the longest show anyway. Also is down in West Virginia,
National correspondent Switchblade Steve was switchy great to be here, Is it really
okay? All right? I had something very clever to say to bounce off
of one one, but I completely forgot it. So really well, okay,
you remember it would have been really clever too. Oh well, we'll
take your word for it. Also with us, is that well? U
a fhom mechanic in the and get away ever in the studio with us,
al Ronaldo, L how you doing doing great? Back? Okay? King
of the Bees. The bees are coming in this weekend. Bees will be
here Friday night or Saturday morning. Twenty thousand. Yeah, yep, so
equal to the number you murdered over the winter. They would probably die on
their own. They died of them. Pay a lot more died over the
winter. Unfortunately. That's such a shame. Also also with us and she
how are you home from work? Is super K super fan Susan K down
there in North Carolina, Susan, how are you? Is that a cat?
Do you have a cat? Get that cat out of the screen.
Place. It's a cat. It looks like a cat. Get that thing.
It's a dog that looks like a cat. Yeah, right, cat.
My cat's bigger. His ears are back. That's right. Okay there,
Well, we'll thank you for having me. Love to be here.
We love for you to be here. Also with us is our good friend
down there in Boston. Trevor is with us. Trevor does not want us
to give his last name because he's going to change it. So Trevor,
I am I. If you're interested, if you have a minute, I
have a Fleshlight update. Now listen, yes I need it. We yeah,
yeah, yeah. We went into this last show. I had to
edit it like it with a cleaver not you know, but you gave a
whole twenty minutes on flesh Light. Ten minutes is okay, twenty a little
bit? You know how you clean them? Who gets okay? This will
be quick. After the last podcast I was on, Raven contacted me and
she said, listen, I've talked to my partner and we want you to
come into our marriage and we want to be a thorough Wait wait, stop,
stop stop Okay. I said yes immediately. Two weeks ago we had
our ceremony and it was paid for by Fleshlight because I am now an official
Fleshlight sponsor based on the last podcast, because sales went up by fifteen percent
from all of Max's fans. Look, it's true, they's gone to the
whole ceremony. Answer the whole thing. It was lovely, wasn't it.
It was a lovely ceremony. It really was, really and as I coordinated
with Raven's partner, we gave her an unbelievable gift. We invited the creators
of the show that she hates friends and we burnt them at the state in
front of her. Okay, and it was at sunset too. It was
so pretty. It was a beautiful wedding and we're all very happy. Like
money shown to our show. Listen, let me ask two questions. My
dog Scotch. Well, yeah, Scotch, great job he did, he
did, really good job. Apologize Scotch gave me away? Can I apologize
in advanced to Ashley and also Chris, you know before I even introduced them.
So Raven with my ten percent if this is true, and check in
the mail for you. Okay, So Raven, I've a favoruely witch up
there and sideways. Yea, even this is with us? How are you?
I'm good, I'm good. I had, I finished my first beer,
I'm on my second beer, and I think I'm calm down now after
the chaos five minutes before I was supposed to get on the show caused by
a cat. Correct, my baby, She's really good. No, except
for this moment last week she was running around the house because she was as
the kids saying he correct, yes, And that ended the day before she
went in for her shpay. So now she's just crazy because I think this
is just her personality, This is just who she is really wait wait it
ended and then she had to go in first bay. It ended the day
before her scheduled surgery. She's okay, baby baby, let me move on.
Okay, also joining us, and we're going to give her a round
of applause only because to break up the solicious talk. Very mysterious Ashley g
Ashley, how are you doing tonight? I'm great, I'm super happy to
be back, be back and setrewed. I got my dog passed up in
the corner. Now really the dog is there? Okay? And what's the
name of the fancy dog? What does that? Okay? Oh? Wow?
He is fast? She wow, looks really conked up. What kind
of a dog is that? American Staffordshire Carrier? She's my baby? Mm
hmm okay, wow huh and good god dog. Yeah, that's good.
Okay, that's great. Thanks for joining us and also with us. And
we're going to have to clap him in because we clapped Ashley Z. Is
that good friend? Chris? Chris jin us some Texas There you go.
He has theme music every time he comes on. Chris. How are you
doing, Chris? Ahdi, Yeah, doing great, happy to happy to
be back on. Thanks for having me. Yeah yeah, thanks for joining
us so very very quickly, if I can tell the story very quickly.
We've known each other for a long time. You you were on to destroy
you in the off the coast of Graphaca. We send books to you.
You had the cruise, you know, et cetera, et cetera. But
then we kept in touch, right yeah, absolutely, fan club on the
back of the Pirate Hunter book and then you but you went on. You
were a security guy for admirals and so on and so forth. Right,
yep, yep, seventh Fleet commander. I was a personal security advisor and
a cgtif hola. So now when did you go from the Navy to the
Were you in the n CIS when you were on the destroyer? Yes,
Yeah, started n CIS back in two thousand and eight, and then I
think it was two thousand and eleven or so, was doing my kind of
piracy deployment. Okay, all right, NCIS is like the Navy's kind of
detective police kind of agency, right, and you were right more or less
okay. So then but then you went to Japan right afterwards? Yep?
Did that? I did it my apployment. Then I traveled to a seventh
Fleet and I was in a Kuska, Japan for three years. Okay,
But you did some undercover work like for ncis right, Yes, yep,
I was did a couple of criminal operations and kind of ran the gamut of
all the different type of investigations that we run, okay, so that they
used me up to the first time I actually met you. Right, we
had known each other for a long time, but we had never met.
So we met and you came up to Boston, you know, with you
with your lovely wife, Iiku. And is that how you pronounce her name?
Iku? Okay? And so we're in this nonth End restaurant which is
really good, and we're waiting and and these like three or four guys come
in in like navy uniforms, and I say to Lois, I go,
well, this must be him, right, and they just like walk by
us. You call me on the phone, I said, where are you
outside? I go out and I go, well, this is Freddy the
guy used to buy pot from in college. Right now, it's Chris,
right, But you were kind of on the covers looking back then. So
I kind of blend in wherever I go. You know, we can get
a beat on where I'm from. Okay, Well, we're in the North
End, so you timed it perfectly. But before you went in this is
what did you have his Italian outfit on or something? Don't go there easy,
hang on. But before you went into all this, you graduated from
A and M Texas AMM with an actor's degree, right or whatever. Yeah,
theater arts on Texas A and M pluso four okay. So and that
went on to help you interrogate the bad guys it did you know a lot
of people you know do a criminal justice background or something like that. But
you know, figure with acting, it's always you know about people skills and
you know, thinking on your feet and improvising, so it really helps out,
you know, doing interviews and interrogations and presentations and undercover work. Right.
Okay, So if if you know, just on a whim, if
I ever get called in, what should I do? Just sit there and
don't say anything. That's right, call your lawyer that I can do.
All right. So, but now that you've you're in NAA now right,
yes? Noah, okay? What do you do for them? You for
them? Fish res enforcement? I'm basically a fish cop. Okay, fish
cop. There is a series, right, and what's your normal day?
Like you know it varies? So so we deal all the federal fisheries violations
and smuggling and illegal importations and fisheries violations and fraud from nine miles to two
hundred miles. So some days I'm out on the boat, you know,
patrolling and the Gulf of Mexico, or some days I'm dealing with like importations
and people bringing stuff across the border, or you know, it's up today
doing interrogation up in the middle of nowhere, Texas. So it just kind
of depends. So the whole idea is that if we order fish at a
restaurant, we're going to get the fish we would it, right, Isn't
that the whole idea. That's what we're protecting to do. Yeah, the
unfultuatere is a lot of people trying to change that and you know, sell
cheaper fish off is more expensive fish, or you know, bring products in
across the border that you know shouldn't be here. So we're doing our best
to try and regulate that. And it's a it's a pretty big business.
I never knew about, you know until I joined you know, som in
three years. But it's amazing how much fraud there goes on. Really,
it's like the do you work for scale they switch. Wow, that's ten
minutes off your microphone. Sure, I'll chime it. Wow. So but
in adition to this, you also have like this acting career going on,
right, Yeah, Yeah, I got my my SAG card who was in
Hawaii, and I've kind of been keeping it up, you know, I
was I was able to get in the Union and you know, do projects.
And I've got an agent here in Houston, and I've been fortunate enough
to film some shows up in Austin and locally and you know, all around.
So it's been a kind of a nice side hustle. M hm.
Okay, yeah, So what goes on? What do they do? Do
they call you? Do they have a casting call? You show up?
How do you get onto one of these shows? Yeah? You know,
so it's a little bit of both. You know, I do my own
hustle. I'm one of them on Facebook groups and uh, you know my
casting file Actors Access and you know, different casting companies will post, you
know, looking for this part and they'll you know, give a physical description
you know, mail, you know, age, height, weight, and
then I can put in for that or sometimes my agent you know, will
have say, hey, this casting director you know, so our website and
they want to see you. And sometimes they'll have a list of parts and
say, hey, if anybody fits the role, you can submit for this
and get an audition. So, you know, I kind of do as
much as I can, you know, when my schedule allows, right,
and do do you go in audition? Yeah? So, you know,
with COVID, they kind of change the industry. And that's actually one of
the big things a lot of people are complaining about was now approach. Everything
is self taped, you know, so you have just basically record, you
know, like this your audition and then it you know, uploaded to a
casting director and they reviewed and do it all online. It's been a long
time so I've actually been physically in a room with the casting director. Wow,
that's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's I can see how
that would change, right, But on think just like flooded with videos from
people that they have to go. Yeah, I mean usually get just a
snippet, you know, that's the thing you make your first impression, you
know, so strong, you know, you know, based on your look.
You know, if they even watch your video, right, and then
you know that first few seconds is all they need before they move on.
So it's kind of you know, lucky the draw sometimes. So you're listening
to mccloney's Hollywood X Files here on the Distant Thunder Radio Network. The whole
game is, see we're talking to Chris who is a fish cop for NAA,
but he's also has a side hustle into the Hollywood biz. So,
so what happens? So now you were on what was the you were in
eighteen eighty three? Yep, got cast in eighteen eighty three, and then
kind of got my foot and door of the tailor Sharan World, and then
I did a Bass Reeves last season, and then some other shows coming out.
I'm looking forward to some of the spin offs of the Yellowstone. So
you know, Fort Worth is just a you know, short drive from where
I live, and you know, if good parts come in, it's it's
always a good time on that cast and crew. Ashley, I had a
question about eighteen eighty three, Man, I also have a question about eighteen
I love that. I love that show, Chris, it's awesome as riveting.
Did you meet Isabelle may So? I did not, So the funny
thing about eighteen eighty three is I got cast and with COVID. You have
to drive up every time you get your COVID test and drive back and forth
before you do anything. So I get cast, I did my costume fitting,
was getting ready to go do the shoot, and I'm driving from San
Antonio and I'm about five hours in and they call say, hey, wa
had to reschedule to shoot, and you know, we're gonna do a different
day. And of course I couldn't do it the next day. So I
actually didn't get to be a film in the episode's cast for so unfortunately I
didn't get it. You you had already been driving for five hours when they
told you, yep, halfway there, we need to turn around. Ashley.
Please, you have a question, dare they Did you just say that
you never made it on A three or did you actually end up getting to
film something? So? Uh, the part the scene that I was cast
for when they reshot it, I wasn't able to do it. So I
got paid, I got cast, I got costumed and everything, and then
I didn't actually get to go back. Okay, big disappointment. Which scene
was it? Do you remember? It was the opening scene when they're in
Fort Worth. They're kind of doing through the you know, the panning when
they're getting ready to go in and meet everybody. Yeah. Sorry, that
is one of my favorite TV shows. I was one of the vicaros so
the Mexican Cowboys. Wow, okay cool. Did you get credited for it?
At least no? So that was the thing you have to have your
either screen time. You're a voucher. And but luckily, you know,
it's it's a really good casting company. And I was invited back for Bass
Reeves made up for it, and I enjoyed doing that. And then they're
starting to film the Four Sixes and Landman and some other projects that are coming
up. So a lot of good stuff happened in Fort Worth. It I'm
a part of. So there's there's a lot of stuff happening in Texas,
right, They're doing a lot of different kind of TV shows in Texas.
Susan k please take that cat out of the screen and ask you a question.
And can you ride a huss Yeah? Yeah, I'm a Texan.
So it's like write horse and shooting guns. You know, it's kind of
a prerequisite, right this kid. So see you in uh your chaps,
calmdown, woman, chaps in that show. So so Chris. So you
you said to me in an email that you're in a Netflix thing, but
you can't tell us about it. Yeah, so I can tell you about
what I did last season. I was in a mo and it's a series
films here in Houston. It's a moa Mayre. He's a comedian. There's
a bunch of stand up and then they did a series based on his stand
up comedy in his life. And so I was in two episodes back in
season one and let's just say doing it. And they're filming season two so
you might see me again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's okay.
Fun Can you tell us what you did or you don't want to say what
you did? So I had to shave my beard. You looked you look
a lot different. Yeah yeah, okay, all right, and early put
my finger on it. But now that you say it, it all clicks
now. But he sent me his headshot and I wrote back to you and
I said, I'm sorry. That's a scary looking dude, right, Is
that where you're going for? You're going for? It's funny, Like you
know, I've had my beard, I think since I did Walker. I
did Walker, Texas Ranger right before COVID in like twenty twenty, twenty twenty
one. Yep. Actually, and my son has actually never seen me without
a beard, so this was the very first time. Oh wow, huh.
When I walked out of makeup and I shaved my beard, the people
I came there with like, oh my god, you look completely different.
Yeah yeah, you look different. Yeah yeah, just have a mustache or
is it just like nothing. I just I had a beard, full beard,
and then I just had the mustache for the shoot. So I'm kind
of growing it back now. And because it's easier to have a beard,
you know, not need it than to try and grow onecause a lot of
these parts, you know, they've gotten because I've had my beard, whether
the Middle Eastern look or the rough look. See he went there. So
so the thing is, look, so you want a beard that's grown like
two or three days, right as opposed to you know, alonger bed right,
I mean, if going for these parts that you just mentioned, yeah,
you know, it's it's better to have the full beard because you can
always trimmeter. Oh I see, okay, yeah yeah, yeah, that's
actually how I got to do. Like most season one, you know,
they needed like refugees you know from like you know that that that demographic.
So sure, let me answer you this question. This is the elephant in
the room in this Netflix series that you can't tell us about. Are you
like a terrorist type of guy? No? I had to ask questions.
Are you a good guy? Bad guy? Can you tell this? Yeah,
I'm a good guy. All kind of jells together. You know the
sequencing works, okay, you know the continuity with the different characters. So
so let me answer you this. So you have to drive like five hours
up to the shoot from where you are in Texas, right, yeah?
So you know I love to I try and do stuff locally here in Houston,
but really the majority of the film industry is in Austin now at work.
So you know, going there, spending the night shooting and coming back
or spend the night. That's the cool city in Texas, right Austin.
That depends on who you ask. I'll never admit for that. Well,
look, so so I don't want to ask that. I don't want to
be indelicate. But when you you you spend a day on the set,
whether you're in it or not, what's the conversation. It's adequate? You
know, it depends, so uh, worth your time, it's worth your
time, worth your while. You're just glad to be there. Yeah,
you know, so it's it depends. So you know, if I'm booked
through my agent and it's a sag scale, certainly pays a lot better,
you know, and it's it's really good. Uh. But if it's a
non union project, if I'm kind to do it on my own, you
know, just it's worth the experience, you know, whether I'm a camera
or not. There'd be a lot of times I was doing Walker and I
did several so many episodes. I'd drive up and I'd dress out, and
I'd be there and they'd pay me for the day and they would end up,
you know, shooting or filming us or using our scene. So you
know, it was a little disappointing at first, but you know, after
a while, he kind of get used to it. So when you're in
one of these shows, do you go, do you watch yourself on the
episode like a month later or whatever. Yes, I do, And it's
crazy to see how it's editing. Like you'll be there for you know,
eight ten, fourteen hours for like you know, a thirty second clip in
the show. So it's amazing how much work goes into it. In the
editing, Susan Kay has a question, super k, Hey, so are
you talking about The Walker with Jared Patalachi. Yes, yep, they just
started. It was back in twenty eight. Ooh, there is actual San
Antonio. Boy? Wow? So is does Jensen direct it? So he
wasn't there a couple episodes? I think more so now after season one.
I was just doing it. For season one, I lived in San Antonio
and I haven't been back has since. I think they killed my character off
at the end of the end of season one. Wow. Okay, so
cool. Are you having nervous? You know when they can when they go
shoot, do you have you getting nervous? Do you get like stage fright
or whatever? No? You know, it's funny because I'm a I'm a
theatrically trained actor, and you know that's kind of like a one shot deal.
You're aharsh, rehearse if you're one chance, and with film, you
know, you do it so many times. It's over and over again.
You know, if you have a bad take or someone screws up or whatever,
you do it again and it's still repetitive. So it's a lot I
think a lot easier to do, you know, film in my opinion,
see this is you live a really fascinating life. I mean you really do.
You're an active but you're also this like fish cop and you're also an
then the coming guy for the Navy. Right, I'm old to you if
you don't mind me asking, Yeah, I'll be a forty two next month.
Oh, I mean it looks like twenty nine or something. Right,
it's basic, good DNA man, good living. Yeah. Okay, so
listen, why don't we do this just maybe Chris will get a kick out
of this. Do you have the top ten Raven do? Let me just
pull it up really quick. I'm just going into my phone. I'm going
into my emails and it's right here. It's right here, it's right here.
I have it here. It is ahead, announce it please, I
did. I've not read this yet, so I'm sorry if I screwed this
up. Top ten Mac Maloney ideas rejected by Hollywood. Okay, Chris,
oh god, you can relate. These are all absolutely through, all right,
number ten, And I'm just going to give you the elevator pitch for
each one of the field projects. Okay. Number ten, okay, number
ten, Good Doggies, Good Doggers was a script we did Good Fellas,
but the characters were dogs. Stop it. Number nine, Oh my god,
I would have seen that in all Heart, Me Too, Me Too,
trash back filled with yeah yeah yeah, I didn't watch that, and
the cats would have been the bad the cats and the bad guys. Of
course there were Number nine Musical World. Musical World is a We came out
with this idea where rum this guy in New York wakes up one day and
everyone is like singing songs and dancing and stuff. Okay, you know what
I mean, and like a gene Kelly movie. He wakes up in the
gene Kelly movie type thing it never stops right right, which we actually sold.
But that's a long, sad story. Number eight. But he wasn't
in on the joke and wasn't singing. Yeah, he didn't know what was
going on. Yeah right, they was singing, dancing. Yeah, that's
funny, watch that. Remember I'm in on all of these things. Yeah,
well so far, Banchie was someone said to us. At one point
we had these agents out in Hollywood. Well, I forget what Chris,
you know, cease what does it see? What's the big agencies out there?
CMI uh and yeah, the other one that they went out of business.
But anyway, so we were we were connected with them, and they
said, write an idea of every monster, write down every monster movie you've
ever seen, and write one about one you haven't seen. And the last
one left was Banchee's and gow To Island and you know, they kind of
scary characters. And Disney did a banchie movie back in the fifty So we
wrote this thing and we go up all the way up to the head of
Columbia Pictures. His name is Chris Lee. We went in his office.
It is so intimidating. He was like, f up and he said,
what have you done that I've heard of him? We said, we have
this Beanchie thing and he was next and I was that. We were in
there for like twenty frigging seconds, so embarrassing, but yeah, that was
bech oh Man. Okay. Number seven t Rex Idea Slash The Amazing Egg.
Okay, so we got this book where the sky has an egg and
when it hatches it, it's a t rex instead of a chicken, and
the t rex goes up and causes havoc and but it's the size of like
a regular chicken eggs, just a little miniature ant. But he grows,
yeah, he grows up box he was cute. Yeah, it's called the
Incredible Egg or something. So we write the direction with inferiority really really short
arms, flashlight, I have to bring that in, but we could not.
This is we wrote the whole everyone just got onto it, and we
couldn't get the rights from the guy who owned the rights for this kid's book
called I guess the Amazing Egg or something. I don't know. Next please
right, these are the sad stuff, Chris. You you know what I
mean. You know kumbaya, right, you know how the show is really
so far. I've seen La La Land, I've seen Bangee on the Showtime
and now Jurassic Parks see seeing your ideas. Hey, yeah, yeah that's
true. Keeping me down. Number six. The Lost Battalion. Wow,
so lots of times the story about they on they had this like huge battle
in World War One when they wanted everyone on the seventy mile front. They
go five miles, everyone in like fifty feet, except this battalion went like
fifteen miles. And it's just they were, they were. It's just an
incredible story about these guys who survived. There was around blah blah blah.
They tuned it down because they said, you know, just not for us.
And then Ricky Schroeda like a year later did it on I don't know,
the History Channel or something. It was a really good movie, you
know. So you know they didn't listen to west Of listen to him.
Next Leader, who did you like? They turned What do you mean they
turned it down? They just that know, no reason, They just you're
not realistic. And we say, well it's World War One, Well take
too much to you know, get the World War One planes and German uniform
is you know, it's always whatever. You know, if they give you
an excuse for why it's bad, don't even listen to it. It's just
like if they like it, they like it. If not, you want
to dig too many trenches? It's so too much. But a year later
they they, you know, a year later they do it. You know,
so we're doing a remake of All Quiet on the rest of the Trench.
There you go, Yeah, who won that one? Next Raven number
five James Dean Carr story. This is as close as we got. Okay,
so we wrote the script about James Dean was killed in a cock crash
and a push what kind of poor fifer spider that he didn't really know how
to drive. So they take Selina's California, They take the wreck and they
bring it to a junk yard. Years later, like this nerdy kid finds
the wreck, rebuilds it and James Dean's ghost comes and you know it gives
him advice on chicks and stuff. Okay, great, great, I hate
to say it. Blocker he is. But in the biz it's called the
Tits and Tiers movie, where you know, the guy gets the nerdy,
the guy gets girl, there's a race at the end and stuff like that.
We got really really fired with this. Jason Alexander from Seinfeld was on
board, and James Dean's family would not you know, give us the whatever
the flavorance. Yeah. Yeah, they're very very protective. You never see
James Dean stuff around like the Kleenex and stuff. Very protective if his h
like I said, next place, James Dean. Yeah, the guy who
died. Luke Perry was gonna play James and I like, oh, I
wonder why they turned it down. Yeah, yeah, I mean they don't
want anything to see. Yeah, they don't want anything yet. Yeah,
they really kind of you know, you never see him around next leave right.
Number four heaven, Well, this sad. Number three. We wrote
a script from one of these books. This is really going on and on,
and we submitted it. And in Hollywood, what happens is that when
you have this, yeah, when you were sending a script out, they
do it on Friday afternoon, and so all these casts, you know,
around the swimming pool on the weekend, they read it, and on Monday
they call you and say you're in right, so we're with this. I
guess the AA or whatever. And they send these scripts out to like ten
people over the weekend, and they have Rannie Howland, the director of Die
had on board, Chris on board. Right. They told us we had
our book contract. They said, we'll buy you out of your book writing
contracts. I've never heard the best words in my life. I was ready
to go that weekend. Geina Davis, who was married to Rennie Holland,
filed for divorce from him, claiming mental battery. By Monday, no one
wanted to touch Rannie Holland, and that was it that? Literally, this
is like my top ten philia is this is what happened? And we're sitting
there going what happened? What happened? What happened? Next? Fleever?
Uh? Three? Uh? The Diego rivera the Diego rivera story? Yeah,
where is it rivera? Yep? Okay, the Diego rivera story.
We work up this script about this guy who wrote who painted these murals for
Henry Ford Senior in Detroit. Okay, very famous Mexican left wing artist.
Okay, he's married to Frida something. She's also very very I figured her
name, but she was a very influential left wing Mexican artist in the thirties
and forties. All right, where where like three quarters away through it and
someone calls to say, you realize this guy was a cannibal. That's even
better. Oh wow, they didn't take it that way. Next please right?
Oh? Good squares to fox Hunt? Wow, this is bad?
What was that again? Raised? Fox Hunt? Fox Hunts? Fox Hunt.
So we go out to La. We go out to La. This
is bad. We might not even do this show. We might just do
a repeat for this. Wow. So we go out and we go see
Chris Lee and all this stuff, and it's like crazy, but they make
us stay for another few days. They say, ride a movie for the
Olsen twins when there's still little kids. So we came with this idea called
fox Hunt with Do Hamilton. When you know they chase, they still chase
the foxes and stuff, and the kids try to save the beagle, try
to save the fox. Okay, and they save the fox. They get
their little rascals to get well. Anyway, we're like writing, it's out
drunk at the hotel bar. It made no sense. We gotta go pitch
it. Monday morning is a disaster. Well, would you go see fox
Hunt? Yeah? Now days? Well the parent trap worked, it'd be
funny, I for there was nowadays, but yeah, when they're kids yet.
So anyway, so we're down to number one. We're number one,
okay, the number one Mac maloney idea rejected by Hollywood, and he was
kicked off the elevator for this one, thank god, between floors, ready
for those big tips and little sticks, the very famous one one story I
didn't know a punchline. Now wanting some why don't we do this? Why
don't we just hang around? Break down really quick? Right back about a
guy who's an author about war stories. All right, and on the side,
he's got this this podcast, but he has on zoom and he has
this breakout character that has kind of a funny name that has something to do
with a knife. That'd be a great if if to track down the author,
we could name that that character machettea Hollywood did that? Didn't they just
say someone write this down? Maybe pens Danny Tree Hall. I love that.
Actually he's like a five ft two He learned his craft in prison.
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Hello everybody, I said, I am across the pond, across the
puddle, and I do like looking at the mighty Atlantic. You do.
It's it's almost in my backyard. Oh yeah, global warming, it's going
to rise, just like the Atlantic has been in everybody's back Yeah. Listen,
New Hampshire in Massachusetts. I'm going to ask you a question. Okay,
you've been on the show with me for like nine years. Ready,
that's unbelievable. I haven't been on a show like this. It's crazy.
Also with us is a national classroound is down there in West Virginia somewhere switch
play Steve Wood. Switchy, he's in the dock. He looks like he's
in his bed with covers overhead. Switch that's the mofman looking over my shoulder.
Oh yeah, okay, good to be everything okay with you? Everything
is beyond wonderful. Man, have anything fun for breakfast today? You didn't
send me a picture of your grits, and that was fun for me.
But it wasn't all that spectacular, you know, would you? Would you
like me to tell you now? Or if you want to wait? If
we if we eat a low point, I'll go to you. Okay,
okay, reach if you reach, we got to go low on. Also
with us, that voice your head is a getaway driver. You have a
mechanic hour now though, King of the bees. Hello, machallo everyone?
Uh, we got nowhere to go but up right? Okay, great honey,
great honey, great weed too good beads, you'll cut that up.
Also with us is a super fan Susan Kay, super k How are you,
Susan Kay? Turn on your mic? Sorry I should have went to
him. How are you? I blew that doing great? See we can
edit that. We can edit that. Don't be like that in the theater
listen. Yeah, are you referring to the movie theater? Yea, hang
on, hang on, too easy, too easy? Listen. Uh,
Susan, you sent me a picture of you on a hush jumping a some
kind of a thing. That's what the president. My birthday is Friday.
I'm going to get him. Saturday's name is Salvator. Okay, all right,
So you right around the husters and husters, jump over the thing,
defences whatever. Love to jump. But does a hust ever say I'm not
gonna do that and just stop it? Absolutely called a refusal. And the
worst part is they let you believe they're going there with you, and right
when they get to the fence, they hit the brakes. But gravity's got
grab got a hold of you, and you can just keep right on.
Going to teach you a lesson, teach you a lesson. You're going without
them? Yeah? Yeah, But why did they do it? Because huss
is the only animal that they supposedly can fool a human being, you know,
But but why why are they doing it just to teach you a lesson?
I don't want to do this, yep. Really my fault I either
had him on the wrong lead, I gave him the wrong signal. They
can just be down right but most of the time, and Chris he said
he knows so. Also with us is our favorite good Witch up there on
sideways, Ravens and the Ravens. Hi, my friends, thanks for having
me now you've been off for four or five years. Have you ever been
on a show like this so explicit? This is the only show I've ever
been. Also with us is somewhere in Boston is Trevor no last name,
Trevor. How are you? I'm doing very well. Okay, I've made
uh, I've meet just in the last hour, I've made two thousand dollars
in endorsement money from you know who, and we're splitting it. I mean,
I mean legally I do have to share it with you. Well,
you're just gonna have to join this threattle, I mean, if any of
this was true. Yeah. Also with us, I don't know why,
mysterious Ashley g Ashley, how are you? I'm great. I was super
glad to come on the show, but it has taken a turn. It
took a turn somewhere I don't know where. It's like, look at you
and you're just shaking your head, judging me. And and I love it.
No, no, no, I love it right. Well, no
one's judging you great, No, no, I'm not trying to make you
feel bout you. Listen try can I tell you? No one's judging you.
Two weeks ago you went twenty minutes on a flare flight tonight's show,
five minutes on you know, pledging a woman in a movie. There,
no one's judging you, right also with us is uh, I'm sorry,
Chris, I apologize now to everyone Chris and oh fish cop and also Hollywood
actor? How are you Chris to be? Okay, pretend this is a
movie. I'm writing it in my head, you know, a great casting
character developing as we go. So how many? How many? If our
knowledge, Chris, nobody lost their security clearance by being on this show.
Yeah, well my employers listen to this, don't worry. They probably won't.
So so what would you like to do in five years? I mean,
you look like movie, you look like someone on TV. You look
you have to look, you know, and you know how to do it.
You're trained. What were five years from now? You want to be
in? Uh the Chris asho, Oh you know it'd be great. I
think we'll do the Yeah, the code name Starman series had to dump a
body and see and not get caught, you know. Series also very cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that guy. That'd be funny. It'll
be funny if you were that guy, because I wrote a long story,
but you just only they came to me and they said, you want to
write a detective story, and I thought, how about a military you know,
detective series. I thought of Chris, because you had told me these
weird stories. We're in the Philippines busting transvestites and stuff, right, yeah,
the Pemberton casey Yeah. Yeah, and then when their guns involved or
you told me another story and you know, kind of put them together and
you're in Hawaii and surfing and so on. What a life this guy?
Yeah, but James Bond for Crimate Loud almost yeah, yeah, yeah,
okay, all right. They still haven't picked the new James Bond, have
they? You know, I don't know. I don't think they have.
Yeah, it's all up in the air. I've seen, like, you
know, trailers and things like Henry Cavill and you know, different people up
for it. He's a widow, that Henry Cavill, the guy who did
Superman. Yeah, stay clear him. He's a weird guy. But you
know, whoever takes that on, they never you know, these days,
they don't want to hold it on too long like that. What's his name,
Daniel Craig. He could have had it forever, really, you know
he was ingrained, right, he'd like five years anyway, Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. It's uh. We read this book but a year
ago called what was it one one the Beatles, James Bond and the British
Empire or something most fascinating but in the world talked about how British Empire is
like sinking, sinking, sinking, and all of a sudden the sixties,
he got the Beatles and he had James Vond and they become an entertainment giant.
You know. It's great and let die. Yeah yeah, well it's
excellent book, really crazy, really really good book. There's so many parallels
between the Beatles phenomenon and the James Bond phenomena from year to year. Yep,
it measured it in the whole book. It was just fascinating. The
first James Bond movie came out the first day, The Love Me Dude came
out in the Beatles and and just continued on from there. It's like that's
how the intertwined. It was like a crazy story, great movie. Anyway,
we're gonna talk about Godzilla a little bit. Okay, god Jilla,
Chris, do you have any opinion on god Zollan? Would you like to
play in a Godzilla movie? Hey, I wouldn't turn it down. I
uh, you know it spent three years in Japan. Yeah right, that's
true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Japanese are not fans of
Godzilla by any means. Well, you know, they like them, they
like they like them. Wells if you build it back up, I mean,
you know, every movie just devastates Tokyo. So Ashley and I talked
about earlier about this movie called god Zilla minus one. All right, sounds
like a wedding invitation in a way. You know, Godzillam minus one is
so weird and we I look for it online, actually look for it online.
I saw the first like twenty minutes of it and it's cut off.
I had to pay you know, someone to the pirates streaming. You know,
it's coming out in May, first streaming in the United States. Did
you see anything about it at all? Ashley I mean, I just saw
a few trailers online. I feel like when you search Godzilla, you get
like a million different versions of Godzilla, because I mean, there's so many
movies out so there are a few trailers out there showing about it. But
I couldn't find too much and I didn't feel like giving away my personal information,
right, So it's a very different Godzilla movie when you I mean,
as odd as that sounds, it's a in the movie before it that I
watched is also the same shin Godzilla, and they're like kind of taking these
Godzilla movies and trying to deliver a message or you have some kind of a
social statement going along with the original Godzilla movie that I'll watch is it's like
nuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons testing is going to lead to bad things. And
here's the monster. Okay, And the one I watched shin Godzilla, which
is right before Godzula minus one the Enemy, is when they had the earthquake
at the nuclear power plant in Japan, Fukushima, and they had an earthquake
just sami and then the atomic plant like broke a pot right in all of
them like one day. And this is kind of like the Godzila shin Godzilla
is kind of like that, you know, where the government didn't act,
didn't want to listen to the truth at first, didn't want to, you
know, listen to the younger people in the in the House of Representatives or
whatever. And it's really a social statement wrapped around the lunch. The movie
it's like, really weird, and then the special effects are strange, so
astley, did you see anything on you? I saw a little bit online
of this Godzula minus one, which is even more strange than shin Gunzilba.
Yeah. I watched the trailer a little bit. It's definitely different from the
original. I mean, everyone knows the original. How can you not.
It's talked about so much you go to monster movies. But it definitely looks
it looks good. Honestly, when it comes out, I will be watching
it. Yeah, really different, different. It's funny that you would pick
a Godzilla movie to send a social message. So you saw the first Godzilla
movie, Yes, I watched Actually I watched it again yesterday, and I've
seen it obviously many times. What I found interesting about it, you know,
looking at it and analyzing it, not just watching it and being somewhat
entertained the nuclear aspect of it was really downplayed because originally the Godzilla weaves we've
seen, the original nineteen fifty six version was actually made in nineteen fifty four,
and it was a Japanese movie that was never meant to come to this
country. It was entirely Japanese actors, Japanese language, no way in any
concept coming here. A company came across it a year later, American Company,
and they decided they could use it fairly inexpensively because a lot of the
scenes had already been shot. So they paid the original owners of the movie,
probably not a lot of money, and they dubbed in a lot of
stuff like Raymond Burr, Perry Mason, Perry Mason, guy so, and
he narrated a bunch of it. And they also were really funny about they
would cut him into scenes that he was not in by making a background that
looked like the scene that they had just shown, and they'd show Perry Mason
with like three Japanese people with them, and they would speak English, but
in the movie no one spoke English. Yes, all right, this is
just but it's kind of cool way because if you didn't know that, and
especially back then, no one would have had a clue that because it was
fairly seamless for in the nineteen fifties. And the one thing they did do
which cracking me up was they said in the original version that was never meant
to leave Japan. They made a point of saying that the nuclear you know,
holocaust of Nagasaki and Hiroshima are one of the things that caused it.
And they really downplayed that in the American version, Yeah, because you know,
we didn't want to be the ugly Americans. We're the ones that dropped
the bomb. We did it to them. It's another show. But the
funny thing is is that there's been thirty seven of them, thirty seven of
the days. Okay, And so I watched this one real quick, and
the switch he's going to talk about the one he watched. But so it's
this thing called shin Godzilla, you know, and that a little bit before
this. It's the precursor of this Godzilla minus one, same directors. In
Japan, it won twelve Japanese Academy Awards, especially also Best Picture in Japan
and like two thousand who knew, you know what I mean? I agree
with you, Chris. I thought they would hate these things. I thought
these things were good for export, but they got behind. There's two kind
of producers, directors who everyone knows kind of when you watch them, this
chin Godzilla. What happens is you erase the entire Godzilla history. Okay,
no one knows about Godzilla. It's modern times. All of a sudden,
you're in a tunnel underneath Tokyo Bay, like the chunnel, and it breaks
and it's filled with coagulated blood. Coagulated blood like suffocating people and stuff like
that. It's from this Godzilla who is there and Tokyo Bay rises up.
No one wants to believe it's true. He's like a worm. He like
crawls shoot Tokyo like a worm and that you know, fighting him and you
know, shooting stuff at him. And then he transforms into a worm with
two legs. And then he transforms into like a t rex and he goes
back in the ocean, comes back. He's like four hundred feet tall.
It's incredible special effects, really well shot and kind of a lot of from
the ground up point of view and stuff. It's exciting, but it's horrible.
There's like all kinds of like weird kind of placentas and stuff, and
you know that kind of stuff, you know that gets everyone kind of But
so that one, so you know, that's a precursor to Godzilla minus one,
which won an American Academy Award the Best Special Effects. So godzill the
last chemi Wads won Best Special Effects was Godzilla movie, which I think is
bringing in the mainstream. Think about that for a second. So what happened
with minus one is that the reason you can't find it anywhere is because it
was only meant to be released for one day called this Fan Day, and
I actually went. It was in theaters all around the country. It was
sold out everywhere, and it made so much money that they decided to release
it full in theaters. Now there's that new stupid Godzilla movie that's out right
now. Godzilla versus Kong and Legendary Pictures had a domestic contract that no Godzilla
movie can play during their Godzilla movie or eight weeks prior to the release so
they can do the proper marketing for it. So Godzilla Money minus one was
making like history records level of money for a Godzilla movie here in America,
and in five weeks it got wiped off the map because it had to,
and all these theaters wanted to hold onto it because it was making them so
much money, and so it disappeared. No theaters, no home video,
And as long as this stupid Godzilla King Kong movie plays, ninus one can't
be released in this country. Sounds right, sounds about even though it won
an Oscar. Yeah, yeah, so glad of calling that movie stupid.
Yeah. I mean they've done I think two or three Godzilla Versus King Kong
movies and the thirty you know, the thirty seven movies, and when they
were doing, guys like in watching a few of them, like best Godzilla
scenes, and there's really one fight and what happens is a King Kong and
Godzilla fight. That's it. They destroyed Tokyo two or three times whatever,
and then they fight and usual Godzilla wins, Gouzilla kicks King Kong and the
nuts Okay, the end this particular movie, I mean, come on,
think of something a little more. But but it's it's interesting because the you
know, star Treks hangs around, star Wise hangs around, things, hang
around. God's little movies hang around. They've done huge gauds little movies in
New York City, Matthew Broderick spin in them. You know, they're being
really panned, but they do them, you know, because people will go
see a gouds little movie the Train. The funny thing is that they're turning
into these subcial commentaries. Now taking a monster movie and you know the nuclear
thing. Yeah, but so, Chris, will you ask you the question
again? You would starve the gods of the movie? Correct? Yeah,
the part was right, the money was right, I do it. Yeah.
Right. So when you're in the set, is the director using an
asshole? No, you know, the director's actually usually really focused. I
mean they're the ones, you know, trying in that creative headspace, and
they're so general what the shot is. It's usually like the production assistants,
the second assistant director. Yeah, they're the one of their enforcers. So
the directors usually, you know, all business. The assistant director is really
kind of the assistant cameraon, kind of runs things, hees, kind of
corrals people. Yeah. Yeah, they're coming out the wranglers, you know.
And then they've got like the assistant and second assistant directors. You know,
they're the ones kind actually making the director's vision happen. So they're kind
of ones who are the enforcers on the set. All right, I'm going
to go around the horn. Yeah, I allow. How much time do
you have a loft? So before we get to the sapago. Oh we
are sitting at sixty fifty. We've probably got about just eighty minutes in,
so we're okay, good, this is good. I'm gonna go around the
horn. I'm just gonna ask yes and no. Would you want to be
an actor? A Hollywood actor? Actress? Okay? All right, so
I'm going to go to Susan k because she's raising and flashing both hands.
I'm going to say yes, just the way you look, absolutely really absolutely,
even a bit pat because I hate my voice on the radio. I've
begged you before, tweak my voice something, make me have some sexy,
stultry voice. I think we're there, all right, I have this young
child voice. I hate it. That's you. But listen, are you
someone who did you? Were you in like community theater, high school plays
or anything. I was in drama club, yes, and film studies.
So I love all of that stuff. And I keep wanting to add with
about the Godzilla movie. Good Blue oyst to cult song I love that.
It's true from Long Island Bluist cl So, okay, so you would be
I don't know. I don't want to go down that road, Ashley.
I'm gonna go to you, Ashley. Would you want that to be a
movie actress? No, I could see it. I was actually an extra
in a movie once. So I have made a debut. My car got
more screen time than me. What movie it's the Adam Sandler hub Halloween.
It was filmed that a salum. I love that movie really, yes,
I love I love that, but that movie it is nothing that I would
ever enjoy, and I love it. Adam crazy, so weird because he
really love it. Okay, it said you have a good time? Did
they pay you? Do you have a speaking did you Adam Sandler's girlfriend?
Right? Uh? Yeah, so it was through Netflix. They did pay
me. I was surprised. I was there for like the whole day,
from like seven am to the sunset, and it's getting dark. I'm bringing
the thing down to get more late, to keep going. I wish I
talked to Adam Sandler, but everything else around me like got in my head.
They were like, don't talk to the actor. I'll talk to him.
Yes, in the zone, like there's gonna be bothered by you.
Michael Chicklist was in that movie and it was actually the second time I vid
him, So that was pretty cool. Was fun experience. I'll just send
a hand me a note. Did Adam sand the hit on you? Ah
life was on that set most of the time. Yeah, So like it's
sickening how pretty she is n when they when they shoot one locally, she's
on the settle. Really, Yeah, that's that's disserving. I find that
awkward. Raven, I'm gonna guess yes, he would love to be No,
it's a no. You know. I like to think I would be
really good at like stand up comedy. But if anyone is like a it's
always sunny in Philadelphia fan, I would be deep when she tries to do
stand up where she just like kind of dry heaves the whole time, because
I would be so nervous I would probably faint. Okay, you already have
one person in the audience. Chris has laughed his off by the way,
Radio so liked audience was watching and you're just like, okay, yeah,
I have a joke. I'll say I'd go I'd pay a ticket to see
any three of you and maybe three of you in the same movie. Look.
Also, let me go to Trevor, just take care of no,
let me go to Switch. I'm sorry, Trevor. Hold yeah, keep
that pin in the hand grenade Switch now listen. I think you could play
like the Professor and like Jurassic Park ten or something. How about the lovable
sidekick that gets killed about two thirds of the way of the movie. Guy,
I got one better. I was in a fake movie once Go Ahead.
A friend of mine point moved out to La eons Ago, and this
guy knows everybody. He gets his foot the door everywhere. He became friends
with Forrest Ackerman, the guy that published Famous Monsters of Film Land, a
magazine every kid loved well. He actually wrote articles for the magazine, and
about nineteen eighty he wrote an article called Mannequins of Menace and it was about,
you know the Twilight Zone episode is with with puppets that were alive and
chucking all that stuff. Well, he makes up a movie and puts me
in it. I was living in Northfield, Michigan at the time. You
call it the Northfield Monsters, and it went something like a driver Steve Ward
and Comma is a UFO but at first he thinks are our animated puppets or
whatever, but turns out a really alien something like that. Just a little
blurb after through this article, there's probably still some film uh scholars out there
trying to find this damn made for TV movie that has never existed. So
that was my claim to fame. You might want to buy that film up.
I was the star in a non existent movie. You want a good
job? He did? I really? I really embellished it, yes,
and I did not get killed off two thirds of the way through the movie.
You wanted to Trevor? Here we go? Ready? Sure? Yeah?
So let me guess. Yeah, I think you'd want to be a
Hollywood star. I want to be a film stuck correct. Absolutely not,
No why I did. When I was young, I wanted to be a
I wanted to be a famous director. But I gotta be honest. I
the older I get, and I don't say this resentfully, but I'm actually
happy the way that my career has gone into live video and cinematography. The
more I read nothing against You, Chris, the more I read about the
industry, the more I hear from good friends, I'm not even talking about
corruption and political stuff. Go ahead, and this rolls into a question I
have for Chris. I just find the industry process of filmmaking very unsafe.
Yeah, if you're not making if you're not making money at it, are
you? Are you rubbing the cats? Get that cat out of there.
We can't. We can't take anything you say seriously if you rub in the
cats. So wait, I'm just wait what I was like, who are
they talking? You tell us the truth? You would like to be?
You? Would you do? Really mean it? We do do a tastial
nude. It's analogue, not digital. Everyone has to listen to the beginning
of the show to get that joke. So all right, Trevor, we're
gonna take that as a yes or maybe. So I'm going to go to
l before we do that. Mack mac went to cat sensitivity training. That's
and he I don't think he got the diploma. I think he Yeah,
the drive in there, no one gets that. It was funny at the
beginning, Al would you want to be a Hollywood stun getting no interest?
Really? You're just saying that, No, really, I just it's not
my style. One one I could see wand perfectly just in front of the
camera. You'd be naturalist, right. I think he wanted to be in
Quentin's new movie. He's a punk? Is there either? Feet involved?
Good? Yeah? Good movie? Critic movie down? That book he did
that was all about him, no surprise. Waiting to movies he saw as
a kid, Yeah, who cares? Who cares about that? Who cares?
What? Movies? Quentin Tarantinos are as a kid who cares? He
sucks and the whole thing a goat? I do. I hate him because
every movie he has to show his foot fetish type thing. I mean,
who gets away with that? Creepy? It's creepy as hell. The man
loves feet, Yeah, but why don't we? Why does he have to
repress that on us? Okay, that's why I like them, because like
big David Lynch fan, and nothing is linear with him. It's okay with
him, but he's not into faith though. Maybe you should bring a fleshlight
in it, Trevor, I'll throw to you. We're not really supposed to
talk about this, but Trevor and I are actually under contract for a fleshlight
movie. I want, I want vig. This is the only I mean,
I just said I didn't want to be a part of the industry.
Thanks raping. Oh my god, I'm screamed, I know. So listen,
Chris. I want to thank you because I think we get into the
end hopefully. Okay, thank you for joining us. I'll apologize to you
now and I'll send you a little of apology later. Okay. Parents gonna
be watching this. Oh don't say that. Okay. So so this Netflix
thing that you're in and you can't tell us when we when will we be
able to see it? Uh? So? Most season two should be coming
out in the fall. I think you're still filming it and then it'll be
it'll drop in the fall. Sometimes called yeah it's on Netflix. It's like
a Seinfeld you follow the comedian around type thing. All right? Is he
okay? Is he really? Okay? Now we get it. Okay,
we've put the faces together. So that's good. Right. So is it
gonna be a regular thing you want it to be? Right? Yeah?
Absolutely, especially here here in Houston. So it's a good cast and crew
and they're doing it. So hopefully more seasons come on and then the tailor
shared and stuff up in Fort Worth. So what is that? Tell us?
About that hell with Sheridan, Halo Sheridan. So he's the one that
does a Yellowstone eighteen eighty three, Bass reads Landman four sixes. It's not
all his whole network there. So at some point, do you want to
walk into your bosses, your fish cop bosses at NAA and say I got
to go because Hollywood is calling or whatever? Is that your Would you like
to do that? You know? I like being a cop, you know,
it's kind of my lifestyle. And I'll retire soon enough and can do
everything full time. So okay, yeah, yeah, ability to do both,
you know, I say the price is right, you know, and
we do full time Hollywood. I wouldn't turn that down either. Yeah.
Cool, spoken like a true act though. Look, so how old your
son now? I can't believe the case he was on when he was an
infant? Yeah he just turned three last month. Yeah cool, good for
you. Well, listen, thanks for joining us. We really appreciate it.
Take your time and keep us updated on you know what's going on?
All right? Definitely? Thanks? So can we go to the oscars?
If it happens? Can we go to the Academy of Ones? Will you
invite us? Yeah? Absolutely, all of us, all of us in
a van. Make sure you get a plus Okay, I need the vegetarian
option plus one, Me and Raven and our partner to the Now we're up
to twelve h Thank you, Chris. We appreciate flashlight. So right is
the time for the guest. We're ready to get on your fan twenty four,
sixty four and thirty two. But how if people want to follow you?
Do you have like Instagram and all that kinds? Yeah, uh no,
you know, I don't have my I've bought my web page, you
know, my Chris r dot com and that's really it. But all the
other stuff is kind of law enforcement sensitive, so I trying to put that
out too much. Right, good move on your part, definitely. Wait,
I have a quick question. Do you have any inside scoop on when
nineteen twenty three season there, Part two is coming out? Yeah? You
know, so a lot of that got pushed back, you know with COVID
right and the strike right, yep, the writer's strike that was that was
the biggest thing. So I know they're trying to catch up and a lot
of things are coming out in the fall. I think that's when I got
it here. Let's just we should just find this watch that. But people
really they got me good. It's just like I need to know what happens.
So it's start there with what Yellowstone, right, Kevin Coosner and so
on, right, and then just branched out so many kind of spin offs
in so short a time. Right, But people really, people really say
it sex a man and you know whatever, Right, But that's good.
Is so it's Costner at the beginning of all this, is he making money
of all this? Some question on his contract and I know he's leaving the
show and whether he's coming back for the second half of the final season.
Wow, you know the kind of teasing that. And then Matthew McConaughey is
taking over really yeah, huh yeah. I never liked him until I saw
him in True Detective season one with Woody Harrison and matthema, oh man,
that is unbelievable. I never liked Yeah, yep, yeap, it really
is in the way that they I never liked either of those guys, And
after that season, I was like, Wow, these are really too could
really actors and the way that they direct did it and they filmed it really
good. Never been good since amazing. Yeah, for sure, thank you,
Chris. But hang around, Okay, Trevor, We're gonna say comped
to you. Okay, goodbye, everybody. What's the last movie you saw
that you can tell us that isn't on ex Hamster? The last the last
new movie I saw was this Japanese film called Baby Assassins, and it's about
two teenage girls that are trained assassins and their company they worked for makes them,
uh live together as roommates and get part time jobs as their cover.
Oh yeah, huh really funny, yeah, funny. Yeah, yeah,
it's a really good thing. I saw last week. I haven't seen it
in twenty years. I went to the movie theaters and they showed up.
Have you guys ever seen Blood Simple? The first Cohen Brothers Yeah yeah,
yeah, yeah, Oh my god, I have incredible I mean I saw
twenty years ago. I was too young. I didn't think, oh my
god, it was amazing. Really you know those guys, Yeah, great,
great, great punchline at the end is yeah, what is it?
Switchy? Was that? What's the punchline? The punchline it's something like,
uh, someone so is not here. I don't remember the exact dialogue.
I don't remember it either, not here, man, that's okay. Well,
the segment should be a Cohen Brothers film festival because they put out some
amazing movies. Amazing movies. Yeah like what like what Fargo? Come on?
I tried to watch that movie. It sucks. Come on, that's
not a good movie. I'm sorry. What's not a good movie? Fargo?
It's like up to man, that's weird, weird. The north Field
Monsters. Why don't you pitch that one next time? Man? Okay,
all right, wow, after My ten Field, my ten Fielureswitches in Arizona
they did. That's a great that That is a great movie. That's great.
Yeah, that's the one that first turned me on the Coen Brothers.
That's any and what's his name? The guy in it is he's never been
funny, that crazy guy who's the husband unbelieving And I could recommend a movie
to you called Wild at Heart and he's amazing, amazing and amazing. That
was that when Twin Peaks was really popular, David Lynch went off and made
Wild at Heart. Did they do Oh brother, We're at though? They
the Coen Brothers. Ye, man, Yeah, that was such a great
cast. In that movie Jeoorge Colooney. Is he an actor or is it
a movie stuff? You know what I mean? Tom Cruise is a movie
study. Though he could be good though he's played. Oh he's the same
with Chris you have in the biz. I think he can be good.
Actually, I saw an article today and it was saying, you know,
our British actors better than American actors, and was saying yes, because like
the Brits actually train and you know, study before they even staid on camera
and do theater. For the American show up your personality and they play the
thing. Yeah, yeah, that's why. Jack Nicholson, I'm sorry,
he's not a really good actor. He's like Jack the Michelson and every movie
he's in he's supposed to. You want to meet halfway? What's halfway like
Coly Yoak or something detail. I'll bring the camera. She kid my ast
in the Crossing Guard Ashley Ashley, thank you for joining us. We appreciate
thanks for having me. It's been fine. We all joke that it's been
weird, but it was. It's been a blast. Yeah. Anyway,
you know we might be doing live shows down at the Galley. Have you
heard that rumor. Why is kicking me out of the loop. Well,
there's no loop yet. It's still in the planning state. But if it
happens, drive on. We don't want to drinx it by publicizing it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of fun be invited
because I have like two boxes of flesh white T shirts. We can sell
the Merrich at the gallley. That would go over really right, good guy
of the street or so yeah near the bench. Thank you, Ah,
we appreciate it, Trevor. I say good boud to you yet I baby,
I don't know. Goodbye, go buddy. Oh, thank you,
Susan, thank you for having me back. I love, love, love
the show. That's good. Yes, I do. I do. I
have to cut out. I have to cut out like eighty percent of what
you said. But we love you too. We don't thank you a right
once again, he can't, he can't say the word. I'll never have
those words again without thinking this year that it will be the light of the
light of flesh instead of flesh light. But it's still early, Susan.
Kay, you want super k so I should delete I should delete the pictures
then yes, no, depends on which pictures you want to get honey,
switchy. Thank you for joining us, Susan. I think you better start
sending emails through me. Good you want to stop this now? Now is
getting good? Switch thank you? Extended Holliday Show. Well, I can
interpret, you know, I I know mac and I can you know.
I can make sure that I can filter the situs and I'm switchy. Listen.
But you have a breakfast real quick. I had one syrup and butter
waters of bacon, yes, not crispy and black coffee. Not crispy bacon.
Okay, all right, where who is reading reading reading the monk Man
prophecies? Really re read? Where Hooters of across the board, yeahtors,
tutors, tutors Hooters, Yeah, tutors. I've got club isn't here?
Just call it Hooters Club. Listen, I love clip club like a club
club, like a sister. We should tell the people that a couple of
exactly like Wady Buldris. So I actually don't remember that that that far.
I'm I'm only good for about ten or fifteen minutes. My date said,
hey, wow, luckily we're running out of time. Oh thank you very
much. Oh yeah, I wouldn't miss it. You know, it's I
got to get you back to the galley before the kitchen closes. Juana,
thank you very much for joining us. Welcome in order a black and blue
burger for me really, and the side of onion rings. We never do
that. But how about the chocolate martinis. The chocolate martini. Yeah,
we just went a bar. At first, I was embarrassed, but then
I say, hey, with listen, lets just freak flag fly right one.
Anyway, anytime you walk into a bar and the bartender walks up and
hand you your drink, you know, it's like, no, I'm and
she is. You know, It's God's way of telling you you go there
too much, right. I mean, when we timed it right with the
will be coming out of the kitchen and Megan Reagan would have the or somebody
would have find opportunity for me. So we used to do the radio show
right around the corn We would literally fall out of the front door of the
radio station. We'd be on the Stobby Gallay's front door. It was great.
We called Dave us anyway, Dave has to. When I walked driving
my Dodge Challenger like one hundred miles an hour DOWNE ninety five so I can
make it. Well. The kiss is still a little bit. When I
walk in the door, Dave has my beer on the counter. I'm sorry.
He walks in, he goes, hi, al, yep, here's
your beer. Anyway, So I thanked everyone, So let me go into
the place. I thanked everyone, right, yes, and thank you raising
Chris, good luck with the career, Chris. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
oh no, he's uh he's the rising stuff. And you remember us,
Chris, right, yeah, we were there when started. Okay,
so but but did they tell you to cut your hair? Is did someone
say to you change your look a little bit because you look different? Uh?
They said they'd be willing to pay if you were willing to do it.
Really, yeah, down the chair, okay, we're saving you.
I'm like, oh, okay, all right, so we do you go?
Now, that's okay, But they pay you for that? But do
they but they is it? Their stylists? Are yours? The sist?
Yeah? Really? Yeah? Huh just a real quick thing. My mechanic
called me up probably two years ago and he said, I need I need
your wife's car. And I said yeah, and I said what do you
need it for? He goes, well, they're filming a car. They're
filming a movie in the Boston area and they need a portion of nine to
eleven. It was Tom Cruise for the for the show, and I was
like, Okay, what's the deal. He goes, well, they want
to buy it and they'll give it back to you at the end. And
I was like, oh, that's kind of interesting. They'll just use it
on the movie. And I figured they're just going to put it on a
trailer and put the camera in front of it and make it look like he's
driving it around. And he said, well, what year is it.
Oh, I don't know what U's the Porsch in eighty six, so it's
more of a classic, you know. They are cooled the punchline. So
then he tells me, like I said, find out, you know,
give me some more information. Well, the bottom line was they were going
to cut the entire nose off the car and just so they could shoot through
the wind shield right in front of the windshield, and then they're gonna give
it back to me for fifty grand. And I was like, you're gonna
give me fifty grand for the car and they're gonna give me it back in
pieces and I was like, well, what what the hell good is that?
Do that? Just sure, Tom kuruz moan. We called Salt and
Pepper some time forget what it was. But they filmed it on you know,
in Boston and tied up traffic for like three hours and going who was
in charge? Yeah, no, one's gonna see this freaking movie. But
they wanted they wanted an earlier Torche and they would. You know, half
is just not right. You could have taken a car that didn't even have
a drive train in it. You know you're gonna cut You can tell us
at nine to eleven, but you cut the nose off it when you're gonna
film that. It doesn't have to move. It's on a trailer, thank
you, it's being dragged around. That was quick, Thank you. Let
me get to the max heart melt with that pussy cat. Look at that
look get that one is? Get that? Yeah that then no, I
need to go knock over another plant. Go ahead to have get out of
here in the camera. But I'm not no, no, this is a
thing about that anyway, Let me do the plugs please, so we get
out of here. Homes for troops is a see this I sayd driving yd
driving. That's Max Diploma for the sensitivity. Sorry both everyone. Homeshore Troops
is a military organization that raises funds for veterans who are hurt in combat after
nine to eleven that's the Iraqi War and also the Afghani Wa. And these
are people who came home missing a limb or whatever. And then what they
do is they build houses. They're adapted to their needs, so in other
words, lower counter space, not a lot of stairs, and so on
and so forth. And then when they build these houses, and these are
really cool houses, because I said before Lois and I went down and saw
one down McKay beautiful part of the world, and they're about four hundred and
eighty to five hundred thousand dollars and the beautiful houses. And when they give
them the house, they tear up the mortgage, they give them the keys.
They don't have to pay a monthly mortgage. It's their house forever.
These people gave a lot for us, so we should give back to them.
That's the home Strut Troops. Ninety cents on your charity dollar goes directly
to them. And that's a really high percentage in the charity business. So
homestrut troops please google them and google them and see what's up. Also,
we end of a show by saying John McCain was not a loser, okay,
he was a WAH veterans, a WAH hero. You look up to
people like them, you don't make fun of them. So we want to
end the show tonight by remembering a good friend of ours his named Paul Eno.
He was a really good guy. He had a paranormal broadcast for a
long time. He wrote a lot of books. His a researcher. He
was the guy who went into the seminary and left the seminary because he met
a girl and married her. And his son Ben is also a paranormal investigator.
Good guy was on the show a lot. I talked to him,
Mafira a lot. Just a really good guy. He ran the actually the
film festivals in the UFO Festival. So well he put us on his radio
show to have us on. A really good nice guy, Paul. You
know, I hope he's finally found the answers that he was looking for all
these years. You know, he was a really good guy. So Paul
krist in peace and so this is back to the entire gang, saying,
until the entire gang to hear us again, be safe, be happy,
Hanye, I hear the love the s in the dark is darkness, in
the blackness, black on a road to nowhere. There's no turning back.
Lovely time and touch me, stop me in my tracks. Cross my heart,
because it's true. I'm nothing with that. Cross my heart, because
it's true. I'm nothing with that with you. When the stars of raging
and the seas are high, when the cat's fired across the smoky sky and
the casses crumbled and the angels cry. Across my heart. Because it's true,
I'm nothing with that you. Cross my heart. That it is true.
I'm nothing with that with you. I don't you don't reason, I
don't need no vision. I'm just gonna stand here, be my own decision.
I'm gonna listen to the rhythm of my heart. Sometimes I'm nothing at
all. You're always there when I call you, always catch me whenever I
came across my heart. Because it's true. I'm nothing with that on you.
Cross my heart. This is true. I'm nothing with that without you
your Sometimes i'm nothing at all. You're always there when I go. You
always catch me whenever I am cross my heart because it's true. I'm nothing
without you cross my heart. Because it's true. I'm nothing with that you
cross my heart. It is true. I'm nothing with that you cross my
heart. It's true. I'm nothing with that without your Let me up?
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up? Letting me up? Can you hear made me upt me up?
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