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You're listening to the Paranormal UK Radio
Network, the best in paranormal talk radio

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in the UK and around the world. There are more than one hundred motion

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pictures made in Hollywood every year.
Ninety percent of them are bonds, but

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ten percent are not. In film
school. These movies are called blockbusters,

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but there's a better term for how
they're made. X Files. Join Mac

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in the gang as they explore the
dark secrets behind lights, camera action,

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and the unexplainable success of no talent
punks like Quentin Tarantino, all coming from

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the weirdest place on Earth, Hollywood. This is Mac Maloney's Hollywood X Files

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and now here's Mac. Well.
Good evening, everyone, Welcome to Macloney's

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Hollywood X Files here on the Distant
Thunder Radio Network. Wow, this is

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macalone. Want to show we have
you tonight. At first, let me

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introduce the members of the Posse Girls. He's here. It's so many emails

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and feeling this to this guy.
I can't count them all across the puddle

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yet, your big burst of CLEENICX
fan yourselves, sit yourselves down, get

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you a big box of wipes,
and you sweege and you lube trying to

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do an alphabetical lotter. It didn't
work. Want me sorry. Across the

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puddle, the very famous wan wan
is with us. Honey, hello girls,

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Hello everybody. I just need to
be here once again. Thank you

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for the invitation. And as you
know, and I always said, they

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say this that I lived for this. Yes, thank you, we appreciate

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it. I just looked at your
background there. I could do this every

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night you have a well, let's
love it? Would you really don't?

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Can we do this? My motto
as you Meg mottol. I don't think

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Keith Richards has this model because every
time I say something, Keith Richard's already

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said it. Go ahead, do
what you love, yes, and love

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what you do. Sure, okay, and you'll go far. Well.

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When you were like a melt by
melt by melt by millionaire rock style,

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it's great to say that, you
know what I mean. But if you're

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polishing flaws glad to be here,
glad to be anywhere, which you nicked

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from another comedian back did he really? He didn't come up with that,

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So that's that's a nick for that. That's something he borrowed from Viddy.

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He gives them, He gives them
props drops some British performer in the fifties

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or something, you know. When
talked about this book, Keith was living

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down Jamaica and he found that the
cops was going to raid his house for

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drugs. He brought his kids down
the downtown wherever it is with the Rastafarians

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and he had them babysit for like
four or five days. That okay,

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that's a real you know what I
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know what I mean. So,
yeah, he does love Jamaica and he

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loves it. He does with the
Wingless Angels. He's gigs with interesting guy.

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Speaking of interesting guys, Oh,
he's all dressed up tonight too.

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Is a national correspond switched by Steve
Ward down there in incredibly huge pancake West

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Virginia Switch. How are you great
to be here dressed up? I'm wearing

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my Darrow Destroyer? Sure, okay? And who is that anyway? What

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you mean? The Shaver mystery?
Those are the uh, the bastards that

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supposedly kept Richard Shaber in prison for
about seven years? Is that the guy

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who listened? He could hear them
through his a satelene touch He heard,

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Yeah, he heard them through he
welder was welder. Yeah, okay,

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cool, yeah good? And they
have T shirts his family. Do they

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get a piece of the action.
Did you put that together yourself? Oh

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no, that's that came from John
Tanney. John Jenny has a you know,

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weird lecture guy. He's got a
he sells T shirts. Well,

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okay, all right, well it
looks good on you, I guess.

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I mean you want to stand up
and just show us again that they great

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graphic. They spell everything right,
Uh yeah darrow d e r o.

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Okay, good now listening. Plub
isn't here tonight. But he sent me

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a note and he said, look
it's witches said, I mean, look

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at it seriously that it was not
last week. I'm going to introduce out

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hey, UFO mechanic out he's he's
a witness. Stop looking for porn and

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just look at his uh eye,
look at the hump in the back.

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I don't see any difference. You
know, you guys keep saying this,

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but I don't see any I don't
see it. Okay, all right,

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I think it looks good. So
you know, well it never looks bad,

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but it looks fine. I got
no. I don't generally look at

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guy's hair, haardews, I just
that's not my thing. Well, if

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he has a squirrel on his head. I always like the beard in the

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stash. I think that it looks
very going on. They're pretty good,

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someone's gonna win. It's one of
those shows. So let's bring this person

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in a hot Who are they?
You know, we might have to start

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all over again. Who knows?
But late then Okay, this could be

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anybody. So anyway, ship,
we're gonna have to stop. We'll stop.

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This is to stop. This is
like a real radio show where you

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bring people in. Yeah, like
correspond They came right in, reporting on

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the on the on the ground.
Okay, let's keep it going. Yeah,

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I introduced you around. Also joining
us is Buddy down there on Buston.

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Trevor, what's your last name?
Because you're going to change it,

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right, I don't want to.
I I'd rather keep that silk just Trevor.

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I want to be the one name, like like Madonna. Yeah,

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that's cool, one name, that's
cool. Make sure it's like me and

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Madonna. It's like Taylor taylors Well
the chair. Yes, she was so

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stupid. She thought that the Mount
Rushmore was a natural formation. That's the

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true, that's true. All right, this is Susan Ka. This would

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be good. Here we go,
super fian and Hi Susan, how you

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doing? We went hot? By
the way, we're on the air.

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We're on the air, so no
vulgarities where she is? Okay, why

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don't we give her a clap?
Why don't we just to start the show?

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Susan Kay is with us? How
are you tonight? Okay? Definitely

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really okay. Also know everybody,
everyone's great, everyone's great. So here

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we are, and the Raven's going
to be joining us later on the mysteriously

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actually he's going to be joining us
later on. Also Chris R. Okay,

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who was the n c I Yes
guy who got involved with me and

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and some of the books I write. But now he's on eighteen eighty three,

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which is a spin off of Tombstone
and I love that show. Is

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a Tombstone. I never see yellow
Yellowstone, Yellowstone, yep. But he's

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in a hurtful it's a prequel to
the prequel, right, Yeah, never

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even seen the show. Yeah,
I mean I'm going to tell him we

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did. But the funny thing about
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that he went to Texas A and
m Okay on a actor's degree. He

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got an actor degree, but then
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Yes, he says, the best
thing I ever did because I could

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act, you know, and I
get you know, them to confess.

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It'd be better when he told it. Anyways, thank you Susan Kay for

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joining us. So I've introduced everybody, right, I believe or less?

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Yeah? Yes, okay, So
tonight we're going to be it's a Hollywood

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X Files. We're going to talk
and be talking a lot about Godzilla as

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it turns out, and then Chris
albiond the dollas what it's like to starring

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all these kind of TV. But
Ray will be joining us later on.

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She has the top ten. So
Susan, I'm gonna throw it to you.

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Yeah, because don't you have like
five random questions for the gang or

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something? I am the wrong something
start? Where's the Crickets effects machine?

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I sent it to you an in
mean, Oh my god, I thought

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I was supposed to be answering the
question. Oh my god, I was

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panicking. I'm sorry. You just
have to read them right, blonde moment.

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You gotta put us on the spot, not you. We would never

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put you on the spot. Did
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was gonna I was gonna ask how
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like it went pretty far. It's
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in the next county. Oh my, I was like, how am I

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supposed to do this? I'm driving
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answer these questions while I'm driving?
Oh my god, Hi, everybody,

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I have questions for you. Well, let's run them down. Wow,

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okay, all right with the top
ten, top five? With these are

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five random questions because there's only really
four of us. Well, why don't

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we just do the top four and
then Raven will be with us by the

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time me I'm this, I think
so, Susie, Kay, you have

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five or so random questions for us
on the Hollywood X Files, Right,

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I do. Okay, So we'll
start some funny music now, and just

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we went in Athletic a latter before, right, So you go first,

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Al, we'll go first, all
right, So hit out with whatever?

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Which one you like? Ow?
What movie star could you not see?

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Ever? Again? And not care? Wow? Interesting? Mac and I

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were talking about a couple. Actually, it's the thirsty moves up the street

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before we came here. Wow,
And one of them would probably be Kirk

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Douglas. I mean, I'm talking
older and if that counts, is a

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real bad guy. He was really
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in a couple of movies that were
unforgivable. Anthony Quinn. I could live

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without another old timer new guys.
I mean, Keanu Reeves is a little

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uh, you know, there's not
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of about the tooth Cruse Tom Cruise. All right. I'll tell you my

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wife has watched the New Maverick movie
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because like, if I go home
tonight, you know she's still awake,

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she'll have found Like I'll walk in
halfway through Maverick, I'm like, what's

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this? She goes, well's I
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you know, and I don't have
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about five jokes in there, but
I ain't going there, So I'm Cruise.

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He's been he's been busy, he's
done. Uh what a couple of

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mission impossible? The Dead Reckoning is
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that one. I think the film
Together one did you see he did too?

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I don't know he did the Mummy. He did a version and the

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Mummy was a was a female?
Really? Yeah? She was? Yeah,

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and she was interesting. Yeah she
was pretty brutal, super k Please,

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next random question for who's next?
Aby club? Club is not here?

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The club is not here? Not
here? Okay, uh it must

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be one one one one. Okay. Here's a random question for you,

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Winn. Who is your least favorite
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I was gonna say the Cookie Monster, but he's actually not a bad guy.

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But least favorite movie monster Bayheart,
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least favorite. My most favorite is
like the alien character. But my least

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favorite King Kong really really yeah,
how about he'd be my first shocking?

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King Kong. You know, well
what King Kong? You talking about?

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The ray? Yeah, that one
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Kong. It was beauty that killed
the beach. But all right, the

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new King Kong with Peter Jackson,
who is everyone is, you know,

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kind of kissing his feet because of
that beetle disaster he did. The New

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King Kong, there's a scene I've
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with Fay Ray, the fay Ray
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skating on Central pox ice. Yes, in the movie and the Peter Jackson

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movie. Take it from me.
Everyone else was asleep by that time because

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it's like three and a half hours
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Yeah, it's like you can live
without King Kong. I don't know.

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Maybe I thought King Kong was too
silly. We would have never gotten Jessica

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with the Charles Grove Lang lover in
the she was good and a lot

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of the American horror story. Yeah
yeah, oh yeah, she's a good

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actress. She kind of welly good. I think she retired. Please she's

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still with us? Yeah, she's
still with us. Superk Next. I

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think this is for me. Yeah, ma's next? All right, Mac.

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In a dream world, what movie
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marry that very lovely Lois Lane.
I think I would pick Lois second,

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though, if I had this a
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me is like just this is sexist, and whom Michelle Feiffer to me is

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like just this really really incredibly attractive
young woman. Well she was my girlfriend

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and Aileen and my wife Aleen could
testify this. She was my real first

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movie star crush. Was Michelle Pfiffer? Really? Yeah, Yeah, there's

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just something about her. Man still
isn't away. She still looks good and

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she's Yeah, a lot of good
movies, tell you what Kate beckhamsale in

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the Underworld movies, she's really good. Oh my god, smoke sho gorgeous.

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Forget about black leather, get up, she's in Oh my god.

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Wows Hey waiting a question? Now? Are you already have? I just

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said you might have to come around
again? Okay, so next please he's

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random for switch right, not yeah
switch switch switch. So I don't know.

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I think this next one we should
say for Ravens ask it anyway,

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what's the most inappropriate thing you've done
in a movie theater? Maybe you wanted

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to me talking to me, Well, I'm the only one here ahead,

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Well pee wee. Herman has a
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Trevor, it's for you. Okay, inappropriate thing I've done in a movie.

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a movie once. Oh wow,
huh why? Yeah? Wow? I

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was gonna be I thought I was
being funny a movie, one of the

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Bomb of the Jungle Boy movies was
on and I and one of his chip

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pals was there, so I yelled
monkey shine. Oh okay, I thought,

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you know, no big deal.
Right of the ushers comes by.

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That's been when they had ushers with
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up and whatever. And then later
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out and threw me out. Yeah
you deserved that, just for that.

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Reguard me for life. I know
it. Heck, I should have wish

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I've been doing drugs. Well you
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that we don't know about. I
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know. See how it goes horribly
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wrong. Next, please random question, super K this for travel Trevor.

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Hi, Trevor, Hi, how
are you good? Goodish? What's your

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favorite modern? When I stay modern, I should have said like current or

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more recent horror movie. What's your
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yeah, yeah, I'll bet you
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and we'll ask him my question.
I wanted to save that one.

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Well, let's let's ask him,
Trevor, what's the most inappropriate thing you've

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done in the movie theater? Tell
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who gave a twenty minute Is the
FCC monitoring this, He's the guy who

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gave the twenty minutes siloquy on like
Florida the flashlight last time. I've gotta

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follow up. I've gotta follow up
to that later. Okay. So I

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don't know if you're gonna have to
beat this well, let's say, bleep

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it or anything. But I I
digitally digitally go ahead, uh, manipulated

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the taurus during during a film.
It was not my cutorus, I don't

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have one, but it was of
the of the the woman I was dating

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at the time in a movie the
long, long time ago. Okay,

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all right, I was wow,
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digital, not analog. I just
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I'm she did, probably did even
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intended, and because I was really
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doing, and who knows, I
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it right. All I wanted to
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I just want to out what movie
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the movie doing that. If I'm
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know, a woman, there's something
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desire under the elms? Did this
guy get the memo that every edit is

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eighteen fifty? Thank you Trevoring for
sharing love story took care of it makes

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the very very tame. Thank you. He was watching a love story.

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So, Susan Kakes super Kate,
do you have a random question to ask

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yourself? And stay? What's your
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know why you sent me the email
with the question marks, like what are

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you asking? Because again I thought
you wanted me to answer the question,

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which I had most of them did
tell us? What was your answers to

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all of them? So? What
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again and not care all? Oh, he's he's a fuck, he's a

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degenerate that as wood man, I
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close. Uh, let me ask
real quick. You don't want to see

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him as an actor or you don't
even want to see his movies that he

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directs, that he's not in his
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I like that he's ever directed.
Is because I am a true blue

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oh my god, Christopher Walking fan. So I loved Annie Hall Crystal Walker.

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So he's in two scenes. He's
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first movie or something or first big
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in there size of a buick.
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yeah, yeah yeah, and any
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kind of like a ground breaking movie, if you know what I mean,

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because the woman character was different from
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susan guy. So the next question
you had was who's your least favorite movie?

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Monster? And I couldn't remember it
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I don't know if you could.
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Yeah, the grab Boy? Are
you a friend of mine that would

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watch that movie? And like all
six sequels or whatever. Yeah, he

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thinks it's the best film on the
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dumb. The first one is all
right, Reba macis Universal Monster, Kevin

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Bacon. For some reason, I
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Mummy was okay. The rest of
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the second one wasn't too bad.
The one you're talking about with not Brandon,

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what's just frender. I'm thinking,
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the original with Carlafin story way back
from youth? Dare you switchy Ato?

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Susan Kaye? Next? Please?
Random question dream world? What movie

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actor or actress would you like to
marry? Now? If there wasn't quote

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in a dream world, what person
that went to film school would I would

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have liked to have married? Well, okay, I didn't go to school.

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Okay, I went to film school. Was I ever in the running

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for this? Or was I just
I don't know? Maybe she didn't hear

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the Flashlight episode? After that?
I did hear that, and that's why

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I'm like that, was you autograph? Is they actually have three? And

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that there's really fall? But so
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you know Timothy is sure. Yeah, spoke show did you see him in?

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Was Justified series? Before that?
He was in with Toolstone or what

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was the There was another show he
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he was in Deadwood, Deadwood,
that's the one. Yeah, wows,

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with all the swearing right, yes, basically was Once upon a Time in

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Hollywood. He was in Once upon
a Time in Hollywood. He's a lot

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there we go. Here's in a
die Hard movie too, wasn't he?

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He was in the four He was
a bad guy in a Diehard I believe

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was a bad guy three, the
fourth Diehard die r. It's live,

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Free or die. That's kind of
Hampshire theme to it. Yeah, let

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me let me let me just cut
in here for a second because it's the

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kind of show we're bringing, I
guess in and the host in hot so

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here's she is rave and is with
us, and really really we have to

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because she had a disaster, a
fantastrophe early she sent me pictures. Oh

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I'm sorry to interrupt, Yeah,
so sorry continue No Raven, no,

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no, no, it's a frav
good witch up there and Raven and she's

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joining us late tonight because what happened
was the catastrophe you sent me pictures.

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I sent you a picture my cat
knocked over my big plant. There was

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a thud right after I got done
eating my dinner, and I said,

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oh, wonder what that was,
and I casually strolled upstairs and there it

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was. And the problem is,
because she just had her space surgery last

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week, she has to stay confined
to one room. So she's in my

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office, which is the room I'm
sitting in. So if things happen,

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that's why. And I can't move
her anywhere because she's still healing and it's

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just been she's going nuts. She
wants to get out of this room,

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but she's not ready to. So
after she knocked the plant over, I

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had to repot it and now I'm
a sweaty mess. So wow, I

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did look cute that this is just
like a news show where our corresponded on

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the ground Raven from just reported about
a disaster that has just occurred, and

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we we just got a rendition of
it from if you're on the ground reporter,

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and she's a live shot, there's
a live stand up right, She's

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she's sweaty used to be cute.
Okay, I hope she's never worried about

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it because she's drinking an adult beverage. That's right. Oh, you don't

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need to worry about that. Wow. Okay, Well, as it turns

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out, so listen, all right, So we're right in the middle of

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this thing. But this is going
to be good for you, Raven.

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So Susan, Kay, what's where? Where are you in your own random

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list that you are going to answer
question of A five O the other on

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the who would like to marry?
Of course Mark Wahlberg. But I love

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Jimmy Fon, but he's not really
a move Jimmy Fallon. We have to

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say goodbout you now, Jimmy Fallon, you just he's like a zero.

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And here's the thing. Here's what
this is a Hollywood show. You know

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why he made it big because he
was on Saying Night Night, which I

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never watch anyway, but I heard
that he would do this Carol Burnette thing,

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like every joke he would laugh at, he would break they call it

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in the business. And that's what
made him stand up from everyone. Now

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you see that show, and even
though he has a stone on, he

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has really Big guests on. I
can't watch him because everything's funny, jumping

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around like, yeah, I don't
get it. I don't get to The

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Man Show. Another guy not funny
The Man Show. Yeah, with Adam

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went his name. Yeah, it
would close with you're thinking of Jimmy's emo.

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Okay, Jimmy Kimmel's is halfway funny. Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel's you know,

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halfway good. Okay, So anyway, but that Jimmy fell and the

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thing is, you know NBC has
a guy watching him twenty four to seven

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because he has he has some alcohol
issues, like he fell on a bar

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and his ring finger cut and almost
like tore his finger off. You know,

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how about did you know you have
to be for that to happen?

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So anyway, Jimmy shail, maybe
we'll answer that question that can't happen to

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anybody man while he was chopping on
the show, he said he did it

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while he was cooking. But anyways, so the next thing that I had

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was that's as far as I got. Okay, so listen, why don't

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we just ask those questions to Raven
real quick? I think she's going to

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come up with really issue had answers. Okay, so I have man I

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go back and ask her the question
I wanted to ask her from the get

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Go yeah, go ahead, go
ahead, all right, y Raven.

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Yeah. I don't want to say
this is your punishment, but it is.

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Go ahead. What's the most inappropriate
thing you have ever done in a

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movie theater? It was a digital
or an if you can Todd Trevor and

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win the jeep wagon air Trevis was
out there. I mean, I feel

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like you guys probably know, you
know, in the movie theater there's there's

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things that that you can do with
your partner in the dark that are very

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discreet, you know, you just
you have to be careful because you can't

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use a lot of teeth. But
if you're also in the movie theater but

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not watching a movie, but like
you're in the building and there's one of

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those big family restrooms, there's things
activities you could do in there too,

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which are on in the family in
chame station, they're not there in balcony

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in the balcony. All right,
next, please, Susan Raven Blaze.

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We may not stop that one.
But Raven, uh, what movie terrorized

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you as a child? Although you
kind of our child. It was the

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original Hills Have Eyes. That movie
like Roy to me as an adult,

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I love it, you know,
I like we watched it, and I

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watched like the remake that they did, and I really liked both of them.

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But yeah, the original Hills Have
Eyes. You messed me up.

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How old were you when you saw
it the first time? Seven? Oh

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that's good. That's that's good parenting. Yes, only Larry, that's off

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to you? All right? Next, please susan't it? So that's kind

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of as far? Okay, well
before we take this break, Okay,

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this well deserved. I actually thought
this would be a great question to ask

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everybody because I'm curious. But your
show go ahead. Wow, So I

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want to know what you know?
What? Everyone? You know what movie

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terrorized everyone as a child? For
example, do you remember they had the

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Trilogy of Terror? Oh, doll
someone sent from Africa? Yeah, fell

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off? Yep, Kazuzu or something
like that. Yeah, that was crazy

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and they ended up throwing it in
the furnace. Yeah, yeah, do

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you remember that? Yeah? Yeah, Karen Black Jaws, I almost drown

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in a lake. Oh really after
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I was sure it was a shock
and almost drown but you're in a

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lake. No, okay, I
would assued Spielberg on your behalf. But

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before we take this break, okay, and whether we use the segment or

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not, who knows. Okay,
it's fifty to fifty. We have an

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email from the audio and Susan Kane. They want to know what's the most

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inappropriate thing you've done in the movie
the Yeah, did she freeze? Definitely?

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I think Raven and I might be
on the same page. Did this

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just say? The gentleman with me
watched the movie, but I wasn't facing

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in that direction? What what happened? Is this cage brit anywhere? Was

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it audible or yeah? In slow
mall? Look, look, why don't

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we just take a commercial break now
and settle down and call all lawyers.

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Okay, you're listening to Mac Maloney's
Hollywood X Files here on the Distant Thunder

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Radio Round one. We'll be right
back after this and now the further adventures

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of Al Ferrari, star of Max's
new book How to Dump a Body at

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ordered CSD at the moment, CST. What's that at time zone cat sensitivity

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training? You know, after the
incident? Can I help you? Well,

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look, I just heard from Amazon
that Max's new book How to Dump

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it so much? Well, one
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pretty smart, juvenile delinquent. Somebody
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went to a Rolls Royce. Somebody
else said it was cool. Then I

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ripped off sears and somebody was shocked
that the mob was pissed off of me

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because of one lousy day old plum, one little plum. And that's all

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in the book, you know what. There's also, you know, particular

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advice like how to torch a car
and how to make lots of money in

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00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:33,240
prison, at which I did so
it might have gotten me killed. Also

406
00:30:33,359 --> 00:30:37,680
dangerous making friends with this iconic arrot, which ain't exactly easy. I'm so

407
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,880
anyway, I'm on this book tour, and I'm at a place called the

408
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,119
Kitten Ranch just outside of Vegas.
I swear I thought it was a place

409
00:30:42,119 --> 00:30:45,279
where they raised kittens. Oh my
gosh. So when they found out who

410
00:30:45,279 --> 00:30:48,839
I was, like a big celebrity
or something, they asked me if I

411
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,680
wanted to be part of a movie
about cats. You're a durable sweetie.

412
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,240
Now they wanted me to make a
movie with what they call it quota un

413
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:59,160
flote tasteful nude scene. Oh my
gosh, Al, is that even possible?

414
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,119
I don't know. I passed out
right after the election, and now

415
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,400
they want five hundred bucks have to
wash dishes for a month here. You

416
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,839
don't want to know what the kitchen
is like in a cat house. Oh

417
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,160
so it is a place where they
were a capshet times back. You may

418
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:15,559
have called sweetheart, And remember remind
everybody to check out Max's new book How

419
00:31:15,599 --> 00:31:18,759
to Dump a Body at Seeing Not
Kick Caught, starring me Al Ferrari.

420
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:49,039
My name is on dot com.
Welcome back. I went to Macloney's Hollywood

421
00:31:49,039 --> 00:31:52,279
exiles here on the distance on the
radio network. This is Macmoney. What

422
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:57,519
the show we have for you tonight? Let me introduce the entire and indicted

423
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,480
co conspirators. Girls, he's across
the plutal. You know him, you

424
00:32:01,519 --> 00:32:05,839
love him, the very famous one
one. Yes here, I am high

425
00:32:05,839 --> 00:32:10,119
girls, Hello, everybody across the
big pond and getting ready to celebrate or

426
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:14,480
commemorate, however you want to put
it. D day, D day,

427
00:32:15,319 --> 00:32:19,400
D day. I'm looking out there
with the English channel. I'm saying,

428
00:32:19,559 --> 00:32:23,599
you know all those ships that they
don't have, Well, I see the

429
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:30,440
okay, that line? What movie
was that line? The longest exactly I've

430
00:32:30,519 --> 00:32:36,319
seen, just like the longest show
anyway. Also is down in West Virginia,

431
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:42,759
National correspondent Switchblade Steve was switchy great
to be here, Is it really

432
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,960
okay? All right? I had
something very clever to say to bounce off

433
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,920
of one one, but I completely
forgot it. So really well, okay,

434
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,680
you remember it would have been really
clever too. Oh well, we'll

435
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:58,000
take your word for it. Also
with us, is that well? U

436
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,720
a fhom mechanic in the and get
away ever in the studio with us,

437
00:33:00,799 --> 00:33:05,119
al Ronaldo, L how you doing
doing great? Back? Okay? King

438
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,759
of the Bees. The bees are
coming in this weekend. Bees will be

439
00:33:07,799 --> 00:33:12,359
here Friday night or Saturday morning.
Twenty thousand. Yeah, yep, so

440
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,559
equal to the number you murdered over
the winter. They would probably die on

441
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,680
their own. They died of them. Pay a lot more died over the

442
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:24,000
winter. Unfortunately. That's such a
shame. Also also with us and she

443
00:33:24,119 --> 00:33:28,559
how are you home from work?
Is super K super fan Susan K down

444
00:33:28,559 --> 00:33:31,240
there in North Carolina, Susan,
how are you? Is that a cat?

445
00:33:31,359 --> 00:33:34,160
Do you have a cat? Get
that cat out of the screen.

446
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,599
Place. It's a cat. It
looks like a cat. Get that thing.

447
00:33:37,839 --> 00:33:40,640
It's a dog that looks like a
cat. Yeah, right, cat.

448
00:33:40,759 --> 00:33:46,680
My cat's bigger. His ears are
back. That's right. Okay there,

449
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:51,359
Well, we'll thank you for having
me. Love to be here.

450
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:57,240
We love for you to be here. Also with us is our good friend

451
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,240
down there in Boston. Trevor is
with us. Trevor does not want us

452
00:34:00,279 --> 00:34:02,240
to give his last name because he's
going to change it. So Trevor,

453
00:34:02,519 --> 00:34:07,400
I am I. If you're interested, if you have a minute, I

454
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:14,519
have a Fleshlight update. Now listen, yes I need it. We yeah,

455
00:34:14,599 --> 00:34:15,639
yeah, yeah. We went into
this last show. I had to

456
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:20,519
edit it like it with a cleaver
not you know, but you gave a

457
00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:23,400
whole twenty minutes on flesh Light.
Ten minutes is okay, twenty a little

458
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:28,360
bit? You know how you clean
them? Who gets okay? This will

459
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:32,599
be quick. After the last podcast
I was on, Raven contacted me and

460
00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:37,559
she said, listen, I've talked
to my partner and we want you to

461
00:34:37,599 --> 00:34:39,880
come into our marriage and we want
to be a thorough Wait wait, stop,

462
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:45,360
stop stop Okay. I said yes
immediately. Two weeks ago we had

463
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:51,960
our ceremony and it was paid for
by Fleshlight because I am now an official

464
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:58,000
Fleshlight sponsor based on the last podcast, because sales went up by fifteen percent

465
00:34:58,159 --> 00:35:01,000
from all of Max's fans. Look, it's true, they's gone to the

466
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,000
whole ceremony. Answer the whole thing. It was lovely, wasn't it.

467
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,440
It was a lovely ceremony. It
really was, really and as I coordinated

468
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:15,519
with Raven's partner, we gave her
an unbelievable gift. We invited the creators

469
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:20,960
of the show that she hates friends
and we burnt them at the state in

470
00:35:21,039 --> 00:35:23,360
front of her. Okay, and
it was at sunset too. It was

471
00:35:23,559 --> 00:35:30,559
so pretty. It was a beautiful
wedding and we're all very happy. Like

472
00:35:30,639 --> 00:35:35,840
money shown to our show. Listen, let me ask two questions. My

473
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,559
dog Scotch. Well, yeah,
Scotch, great job he did, he

474
00:35:38,559 --> 00:35:44,800
did, really good job. Apologize
Scotch gave me away? Can I apologize

475
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:50,079
in advanced to Ashley and also Chris, you know before I even introduced them.

476
00:35:50,559 --> 00:35:54,239
So Raven with my ten percent if
this is true, and check in

477
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:59,320
the mail for you. Okay,
So Raven, I've a favoruely witch up

478
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,440
there and sideways. Yea, even
this is with us? How are you?

479
00:36:01,519 --> 00:36:04,880
I'm good, I'm good. I
had, I finished my first beer,

480
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,400
I'm on my second beer, and
I think I'm calm down now after

481
00:36:07,679 --> 00:36:12,559
the chaos five minutes before I was
supposed to get on the show caused by

482
00:36:12,559 --> 00:36:17,440
a cat. Correct, my baby, She's really good. No, except

483
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,679
for this moment last week she was
running around the house because she was as

484
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,599
the kids saying he correct, yes, And that ended the day before she

485
00:36:24,639 --> 00:36:29,320
went in for her shpay. So
now she's just crazy because I think this

486
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,280
is just her personality, This is
just who she is really wait wait it

487
00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:37,079
ended and then she had to go
in first bay. It ended the day

488
00:36:37,119 --> 00:36:45,639
before her scheduled surgery. She's okay, baby baby, let me move on.

489
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:51,079
Okay, also joining us, and
we're going to give her a round

490
00:36:51,079 --> 00:36:57,400
of applause only because to break up
the solicious talk. Very mysterious Ashley g

491
00:36:57,679 --> 00:37:01,440
Ashley, how are you doing tonight? I'm great, I'm super happy to

492
00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:06,280
be back, be back and setrewed. I got my dog passed up in

493
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,480
the corner. Now really the dog
is there? Okay? And what's the

494
00:37:08,519 --> 00:37:10,920
name of the fancy dog? What
does that? Okay? Oh? Wow?

495
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:15,440
He is fast? She wow,
looks really conked up. What kind

496
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:20,039
of a dog is that? American
Staffordshire Carrier? She's my baby? Mm

497
00:37:20,079 --> 00:37:25,360
hmm okay, wow huh and good
god dog. Yeah, that's good.

498
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,159
Okay, that's great. Thanks for
joining us and also with us. And

499
00:37:30,159 --> 00:37:34,280
we're going to have to clap him
in because we clapped Ashley Z. Is

500
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,960
that good friend? Chris? Chris
jin us some Texas There you go.

501
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:42,039
He has theme music every time he
comes on. Chris. How are you

502
00:37:42,079 --> 00:37:45,239
doing, Chris? Ahdi, Yeah, doing great, happy to happy to

503
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:46,559
be back on. Thanks for having
me. Yeah yeah, thanks for joining

504
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:51,119
us so very very quickly, if
I can tell the story very quickly.

505
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,119
We've known each other for a long
time. You you were on to destroy

506
00:37:54,159 --> 00:37:58,320
you in the off the coast of
Graphaca. We send books to you.

507
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,639
You had the cruise, you know, et cetera, et cetera. But

508
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:05,880
then we kept in touch, right
yeah, absolutely, fan club on the

509
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,119
back of the Pirate Hunter book and
then you but you went on. You

510
00:38:08,159 --> 00:38:12,760
were a security guy for admirals and
so on and so forth. Right,

511
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,159
yep, yep, seventh Fleet commander. I was a personal security advisor and

512
00:38:15,199 --> 00:38:19,920
a cgtif hola. So now when
did you go from the Navy to the

513
00:38:20,039 --> 00:38:22,480
Were you in the n CIS when
you were on the destroyer? Yes,

514
00:38:22,559 --> 00:38:25,480
Yeah, started n CIS back in
two thousand and eight, and then I

515
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:30,679
think it was two thousand and eleven
or so, was doing my kind of

516
00:38:30,679 --> 00:38:34,079
piracy deployment. Okay, all right, NCIS is like the Navy's kind of

517
00:38:34,119 --> 00:38:37,079
detective police kind of agency, right, and you were right more or less

518
00:38:37,639 --> 00:38:43,480
okay. So then but then you
went to Japan right afterwards? Yep?

519
00:38:43,559 --> 00:38:45,039
Did that? I did it my
apployment. Then I traveled to a seventh

520
00:38:45,039 --> 00:38:49,239
Fleet and I was in a Kuska, Japan for three years. Okay,

521
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,280
But you did some undercover work like
for ncis right, Yes, yep,

522
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:57,440
I was did a couple of criminal
operations and kind of ran the gamut of

523
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,000
all the different type of investigations that
we run, okay, so that they

524
00:39:00,079 --> 00:39:02,199
used me up to the first time
I actually met you. Right, we

525
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,440
had known each other for a long
time, but we had never met.

526
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,320
So we met and you came up
to Boston, you know, with you

527
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:13,320
with your lovely wife, Iiku.
And is that how you pronounce her name?

528
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,519
Iku? Okay? And so we're
in this nonth End restaurant which is

529
00:39:16,559 --> 00:39:22,400
really good, and we're waiting and
and these like three or four guys come

530
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,239
in in like navy uniforms, and
I say to Lois, I go,

531
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,159
well, this must be him,
right, and they just like walk by

532
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,800
us. You call me on the
phone, I said, where are you

533
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,599
outside? I go out and I
go, well, this is Freddy the

534
00:39:34,599 --> 00:39:38,039
guy used to buy pot from in
college. Right now, it's Chris,

535
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:43,840
right, But you were kind of
on the covers looking back then. So

536
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,960
I kind of blend in wherever I
go. You know, we can get

537
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,159
a beat on where I'm from.
Okay, Well, we're in the North

538
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:52,079
End, so you timed it perfectly. But before you went in this is

539
00:39:52,119 --> 00:39:57,239
what did you have his Italian outfit
on or something? Don't go there easy,

540
00:39:58,079 --> 00:40:01,239
hang on. But before you went
into all this, you graduated from

541
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:06,800
A and M Texas AMM with an
actor's degree, right or whatever. Yeah,

542
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,039
theater arts on Texas A and M
pluso four okay. So and that

543
00:40:09,079 --> 00:40:14,480
went on to help you interrogate the
bad guys it did you know a lot

544
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,639
of people you know do a criminal
justice background or something like that. But

545
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,800
you know, figure with acting,
it's always you know about people skills and

546
00:40:21,039 --> 00:40:22,679
you know, thinking on your feet
and improvising, so it really helps out,

547
00:40:22,679 --> 00:40:27,239
you know, doing interviews and interrogations
and presentations and undercover work. Right.

548
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,239
Okay, So if if you know, just on a whim, if

549
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:34,320
I ever get called in, what
should I do? Just sit there and

550
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:38,320
don't say anything. That's right,
call your lawyer that I can do.

551
00:40:38,599 --> 00:40:44,239
All right. So, but now
that you've you're in NAA now right,

552
00:40:45,119 --> 00:40:47,360
yes? Noah, okay? What
do you do for them? You for

553
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:52,159
them? Fish res enforcement? I'm
basically a fish cop. Okay, fish

554
00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:55,920
cop. There is a series,
right, and what's your normal day?

555
00:40:57,039 --> 00:41:01,960
Like you know it varies? So
so we deal all the federal fisheries violations

556
00:41:02,039 --> 00:41:08,320
and smuggling and illegal importations and fisheries
violations and fraud from nine miles to two

557
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,559
hundred miles. So some days I'm
out on the boat, you know,

558
00:41:10,559 --> 00:41:15,239
patrolling and the Gulf of Mexico,
or some days I'm dealing with like importations

559
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:16,800
and people bringing stuff across the border, or you know, it's up today

560
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,280
doing interrogation up in the middle of
nowhere, Texas. So it just kind

561
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,760
of depends. So the whole idea
is that if we order fish at a

562
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:27,280
restaurant, we're going to get the
fish we would it, right, Isn't

563
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,920
that the whole idea. That's what
we're protecting to do. Yeah, the

564
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,760
unfultuatere is a lot of people trying
to change that and you know, sell

565
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:36,000
cheaper fish off is more expensive fish, or you know, bring products in

566
00:41:36,039 --> 00:41:37,440
across the border that you know shouldn't
be here. So we're doing our best

567
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,760
to try and regulate that. And
it's a it's a pretty big business.

568
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,519
I never knew about, you know
until I joined you know, som in

569
00:41:42,519 --> 00:41:45,800
three years. But it's amazing how
much fraud there goes on. Really,

570
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:52,440
it's like the do you work for
scale they switch. Wow, that's ten

571
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:58,559
minutes off your microphone. Sure,
I'll chime it. Wow. So but

572
00:41:59,199 --> 00:42:02,440
in adition to this, you also
have like this acting career going on,

573
00:42:02,559 --> 00:42:06,480
right, Yeah, Yeah, I
got my my SAG card who was in

574
00:42:06,519 --> 00:42:07,760
Hawaii, and I've kind of been
keeping it up, you know, I

575
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,519
was I was able to get in
the Union and you know, do projects.

576
00:42:10,519 --> 00:42:14,079
And I've got an agent here in
Houston, and I've been fortunate enough

577
00:42:14,079 --> 00:42:15,960
to film some shows up in Austin
and locally and you know, all around.

578
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,119
So it's been a kind of a
nice side hustle. M hm.

579
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,719
Okay, yeah, So what goes
on? What do they do? Do

580
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,519
they call you? Do they have
a casting call? You show up?

581
00:42:24,559 --> 00:42:29,119
How do you get onto one of
these shows? Yeah? You know,

582
00:42:29,199 --> 00:42:30,400
so it's a little bit of both. You know, I do my own

583
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:34,480
hustle. I'm one of them on
Facebook groups and uh, you know my

584
00:42:34,559 --> 00:42:37,360
casting file Actors Access and you know, different casting companies will post, you

585
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,880
know, looking for this part and
they'll you know, give a physical description

586
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:43,239
you know, mail, you know, age, height, weight, and

587
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,519
then I can put in for that
or sometimes my agent you know, will

588
00:42:45,559 --> 00:42:47,679
have say, hey, this casting
director you know, so our website and

589
00:42:47,679 --> 00:42:51,119
they want to see you. And
sometimes they'll have a list of parts and

590
00:42:51,119 --> 00:42:52,239
say, hey, if anybody fits
the role, you can submit for this

591
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,239
and get an audition. So,
you know, I kind of do as

592
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,559
much as I can, you know, when my schedule allows, right,

593
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:01,159
and do do you go in audition? Yeah? So, you know,

594
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,840
with COVID, they kind of change
the industry. And that's actually one of

595
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,920
the big things a lot of people
are complaining about was now approach. Everything

596
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,480
is self taped, you know,
so you have just basically record, you

597
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:13,039
know, like this your audition and
then it you know, uploaded to a

598
00:43:13,039 --> 00:43:15,440
casting director and they reviewed and do
it all online. It's been a long

599
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,880
time so I've actually been physically in
a room with the casting director. Wow,

600
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,880
that's funny. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, that's I can see how

601
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:25,119
that would change, right, But
on think just like flooded with videos from

602
00:43:25,159 --> 00:43:28,719
people that they have to go.
Yeah, I mean usually get just a

603
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,000
snippet, you know, that's the
thing you make your first impression, you

604
00:43:30,039 --> 00:43:32,039
know, so strong, you know, you know, based on your look.

605
00:43:32,079 --> 00:43:34,920
You know, if they even watch
your video, right, and then

606
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,480
you know that first few seconds is
all they need before they move on.

607
00:43:37,599 --> 00:43:40,199
So it's kind of you know,
lucky the draw sometimes. So you're listening

608
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:45,119
to mccloney's Hollywood X Files here on
the Distant Thunder Radio Network. The whole

609
00:43:45,119 --> 00:43:50,639
game is, see we're talking to
Chris who is a fish cop for NAA,

610
00:43:50,679 --> 00:43:53,239
but he's also has a side hustle
into the Hollywood biz. So,

611
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:57,880
so what happens? So now you
were on what was the you were in

612
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,239
eighteen eighty three? Yep, got
cast in eighteen eighty three, and then

613
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:05,000
kind of got my foot and door
of the tailor Sharan World, and then

614
00:44:05,039 --> 00:44:08,000
I did a Bass Reeves last season, and then some other shows coming out.

615
00:44:08,039 --> 00:44:10,400
I'm looking forward to some of the
spin offs of the Yellowstone. So

616
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,159
you know, Fort Worth is just
a you know, short drive from where

617
00:44:14,159 --> 00:44:15,159
I live, and you know,
if good parts come in, it's it's

618
00:44:15,159 --> 00:44:17,639
always a good time on that cast
and crew. Ashley, I had a

619
00:44:17,679 --> 00:44:21,960
question about eighteen eighty three, Man, I also have a question about eighteen

620
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,920
I love that. I love that
show, Chris, it's awesome as riveting.

621
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:30,400
Did you meet Isabelle may So?
I did not, So the funny

622
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:34,440
thing about eighteen eighty three is I
got cast and with COVID. You have

623
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,199
to drive up every time you get
your COVID test and drive back and forth

624
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:39,760
before you do anything. So I
get cast, I did my costume fitting,

625
00:44:40,079 --> 00:44:43,440
was getting ready to go do the
shoot, and I'm driving from San

626
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,280
Antonio and I'm about five hours in
and they call say, hey, wa

627
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:50,280
had to reschedule to shoot, and
you know, we're gonna do a different

628
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,559
day. And of course I couldn't
do it the next day. So I

629
00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:55,400
actually didn't get to be a film
in the episode's cast for so unfortunately I

630
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:59,639
didn't get it. You you had
already been driving for five hours when they

631
00:44:59,639 --> 00:45:04,400
told you, yep, halfway there, we need to turn around. Ashley.

632
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,480
Please, you have a question,
dare they Did you just say that

633
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:12,559
you never made it on A three
or did you actually end up getting to

634
00:45:12,599 --> 00:45:15,239
film something? So? Uh,
the part the scene that I was cast

635
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:19,559
for when they reshot it, I
wasn't able to do it. So I

636
00:45:19,559 --> 00:45:22,800
got paid, I got cast,
I got costumed and everything, and then

637
00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:27,800
I didn't actually get to go back. Okay, big disappointment. Which scene

638
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,079
was it? Do you remember?
It was the opening scene when they're in

639
00:45:30,119 --> 00:45:31,360
Fort Worth. They're kind of doing
through the you know, the panning when

640
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:35,159
they're getting ready to go in and
meet everybody. Yeah. Sorry, that

641
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,679
is one of my favorite TV shows. I was one of the vicaros so

642
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:44,760
the Mexican Cowboys. Wow, okay
cool. Did you get credited for it?

643
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,079
At least no? So that was
the thing you have to have your

644
00:45:47,079 --> 00:45:52,119
either screen time. You're a voucher. And but luckily, you know,

645
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,360
it's it's a really good casting company. And I was invited back for Bass

646
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:59,519
Reeves made up for it, and
I enjoyed doing that. And then they're

647
00:45:59,519 --> 00:46:02,159
starting to film the Four Sixes and
Landman and some other projects that are coming

648
00:46:02,199 --> 00:46:06,239
up. So a lot of good
stuff happened in Fort Worth. It I'm

649
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,280
a part of. So there's there's
a lot of stuff happening in Texas,

650
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:12,039
right, They're doing a lot of
different kind of TV shows in Texas.

651
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,719
Susan k please take that cat out
of the screen and ask you a question.

652
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:22,519
And can you ride a huss Yeah? Yeah, I'm a Texan.

653
00:46:22,559 --> 00:46:24,119
So it's like write horse and shooting
guns. You know, it's kind of

654
00:46:24,159 --> 00:46:30,920
a prerequisite, right this kid.
So see you in uh your chaps,

655
00:46:32,519 --> 00:46:37,440
calmdown, woman, chaps in that
show. So so Chris. So you

656
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,000
you said to me in an email
that you're in a Netflix thing, but

657
00:46:40,039 --> 00:46:45,079
you can't tell us about it.
Yeah, so I can tell you about

658
00:46:45,079 --> 00:46:47,599
what I did last season. I
was in a mo and it's a series

659
00:46:47,639 --> 00:46:51,639
films here in Houston. It's a
moa Mayre. He's a comedian. There's

660
00:46:51,639 --> 00:46:53,639
a bunch of stand up and then
they did a series based on his stand

661
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:57,760
up comedy in his life. And
so I was in two episodes back in

662
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:01,800
season one and let's just say doing
it. And they're filming season two so

663
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:05,199
you might see me again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's okay.

664
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:07,760
Fun Can you tell us what you
did or you don't want to say what

665
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:13,719
you did? So I had to
shave my beard. You looked you look

666
00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:15,719
a lot different. Yeah yeah,
okay, all right, and early put

667
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:20,119
my finger on it. But now
that you say it, it all clicks

668
00:47:20,159 --> 00:47:22,480
now. But he sent me his
headshot and I wrote back to you and

669
00:47:22,519 --> 00:47:24,960
I said, I'm sorry. That's
a scary looking dude, right, Is

670
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:30,199
that where you're going for? You're
going for? It's funny, Like you

671
00:47:30,199 --> 00:47:31,480
know, I've had my beard,
I think since I did Walker. I

672
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:36,000
did Walker, Texas Ranger right before
COVID in like twenty twenty, twenty twenty

673
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,039
one. Yep. Actually, and
my son has actually never seen me without

674
00:47:38,079 --> 00:47:40,760
a beard, so this was the
very first time. Oh wow, huh.

675
00:47:42,119 --> 00:47:44,239
When I walked out of makeup and
I shaved my beard, the people

676
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:45,159
I came there with like, oh
my god, you look completely different.

677
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:49,920
Yeah yeah, you look different.
Yeah yeah, just have a mustache or

678
00:47:50,039 --> 00:47:52,719
is it just like nothing. I
just I had a beard, full beard,

679
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:54,480
and then I just had the mustache
for the shoot. So I'm kind

680
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:58,000
of growing it back now. And
because it's easier to have a beard,

681
00:47:58,079 --> 00:48:00,360
you know, not need it than
to try and grow onecause a lot of

682
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:01,960
these parts, you know, they've
gotten because I've had my beard, whether

683
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,800
the Middle Eastern look or the rough
look. See he went there. So

684
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:10,679
so the thing is, look,
so you want a beard that's grown like

685
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:15,119
two or three days, right as
opposed to you know, alonger bed right,

686
00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:19,239
I mean, if going for these
parts that you just mentioned, yeah,

687
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,360
you know, it's it's better to
have the full beard because you can

688
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:22,599
always trimmeter. Oh I see,
okay, yeah yeah, yeah, that's

689
00:48:22,599 --> 00:48:24,480
actually how I got to do.
Like most season one, you know,

690
00:48:24,519 --> 00:48:30,079
they needed like refugees you know from
like you know that that that demographic.

691
00:48:30,159 --> 00:48:32,360
So sure, let me answer you
this question. This is the elephant in

692
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:36,440
the room in this Netflix series that
you can't tell us about. Are you

693
00:48:36,679 --> 00:48:42,480
like a terrorist type of guy?
No? I had to ask questions.

694
00:48:42,559 --> 00:48:45,159
Are you a good guy? Bad
guy? Can you tell this? Yeah,

695
00:48:45,159 --> 00:48:47,280
I'm a good guy. All kind
of jells together. You know the

696
00:48:47,639 --> 00:48:52,679
sequencing works, okay, you know
the continuity with the different characters. So

697
00:48:52,679 --> 00:48:54,320
so let me answer you this.
So you have to drive like five hours

698
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:58,840
up to the shoot from where you
are in Texas, right, yeah?

699
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,599
So you know I love to I
try and do stuff locally here in Houston,

700
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:05,440
but really the majority of the film
industry is in Austin now at work.

701
00:49:05,639 --> 00:49:07,280
So you know, going there,
spending the night shooting and coming back

702
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,360
or spend the night. That's the
cool city in Texas, right Austin.

703
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:15,239
That depends on who you ask.
I'll never admit for that. Well,

704
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,639
look, so so I don't want
to ask that. I don't want to

705
00:49:17,639 --> 00:49:21,800
be indelicate. But when you you
you spend a day on the set,

706
00:49:22,039 --> 00:49:27,760
whether you're in it or not,
what's the conversation. It's adequate? You

707
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,719
know, it depends, so uh, worth your time, it's worth your

708
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:34,239
time, worth your while. You're
just glad to be there. Yeah,

709
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,000
you know, so it's it depends. So you know, if I'm booked

710
00:49:37,039 --> 00:49:39,519
through my agent and it's a sag
scale, certainly pays a lot better,

711
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,079
you know, and it's it's really
good. Uh. But if it's a

712
00:49:43,119 --> 00:49:45,599
non union project, if I'm kind
to do it on my own, you

713
00:49:45,639 --> 00:49:47,280
know, just it's worth the experience, you know, whether I'm a camera

714
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,960
or not. There'd be a lot
of times I was doing Walker and I

715
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:52,639
did several so many episodes. I'd
drive up and I'd dress out, and

716
00:49:52,639 --> 00:49:54,920
I'd be there and they'd pay me
for the day and they would end up,

717
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,239
you know, shooting or filming us
or using our scene. So you

718
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,400
know, it was a little disappointing
at first, but you know, after

719
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,760
a while, he kind of get
used to it. So when you're in

720
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:05,559
one of these shows, do you
go, do you watch yourself on the

721
00:50:05,559 --> 00:50:07,639
episode like a month later or whatever. Yes, I do, And it's

722
00:50:07,639 --> 00:50:10,079
crazy to see how it's editing.
Like you'll be there for you know,

723
00:50:10,199 --> 00:50:14,800
eight ten, fourteen hours for like
you know, a thirty second clip in

724
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:16,880
the show. So it's amazing how
much work goes into it. In the

725
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:22,880
editing, Susan Kay has a question, super k, Hey, so are

726
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:28,440
you talking about The Walker with Jared
Patalachi. Yes, yep, they just

727
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:34,840
started. It was back in twenty
eight. Ooh, there is actual San

728
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:40,559
Antonio. Boy? Wow? So
is does Jensen direct it? So he

729
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,000
wasn't there a couple episodes? I
think more so now after season one.

730
00:50:45,519 --> 00:50:46,840
I was just doing it. For
season one, I lived in San Antonio

731
00:50:47,119 --> 00:50:51,000
and I haven't been back has since. I think they killed my character off

732
00:50:51,039 --> 00:50:53,840
at the end of the end of
season one. Wow. Okay, so

733
00:50:54,679 --> 00:50:58,360
cool. Are you having nervous?
You know when they can when they go

734
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,039
shoot, do you have you getting
nervous? Do you get like stage fright

735
00:51:00,119 --> 00:51:04,079
or whatever? No? You know, it's funny because I'm a I'm a

736
00:51:04,119 --> 00:51:06,920
theatrically trained actor, and you know
that's kind of like a one shot deal.

737
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,079
You're aharsh, rehearse if you're one
chance, and with film, you

738
00:51:09,159 --> 00:51:12,400
know, you do it so many
times. It's over and over again.

739
00:51:12,599 --> 00:51:15,360
You know, if you have a
bad take or someone screws up or whatever,

740
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,119
you do it again and it's still
repetitive. So it's a lot I

741
00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:20,920
think a lot easier to do,
you know, film in my opinion,

742
00:51:21,119 --> 00:51:23,599
see this is you live a really
fascinating life. I mean you really do.

743
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:27,920
You're an active but you're also this
like fish cop and you're also an

744
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,440
then the coming guy for the Navy. Right, I'm old to you if

745
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,559
you don't mind me asking, Yeah, I'll be a forty two next month.

746
00:51:32,639 --> 00:51:37,000
Oh, I mean it looks like
twenty nine or something. Right,

747
00:51:37,519 --> 00:51:40,440
it's basic, good DNA man,
good living. Yeah. Okay, so

748
00:51:40,599 --> 00:51:44,280
listen, why don't we do this
just maybe Chris will get a kick out

749
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,840
of this. Do you have the
top ten Raven do? Let me just

750
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:52,320
pull it up really quick. I'm
just going into my phone. I'm going

751
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:57,719
into my emails and it's right here. It's right here, it's right here.

752
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,800
I have it here. It is
ahead, announce it please, I

753
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:04,000
did. I've not read this yet, so I'm sorry if I screwed this

754
00:52:04,159 --> 00:52:08,400
up. Top ten Mac Maloney ideas
rejected by Hollywood. Okay, Chris,

755
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:13,760
oh god, you can relate.
These are all absolutely through, all right,

756
00:52:14,039 --> 00:52:15,679
number ten, And I'm just going
to give you the elevator pitch for

757
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:20,199
each one of the field projects.
Okay. Number ten, okay, number

758
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,599
ten, Good Doggies, Good Doggers
was a script we did Good Fellas,

759
00:52:23,679 --> 00:52:31,079
but the characters were dogs. Stop
it. Number nine, Oh my god,

760
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:37,199
I would have seen that in all
Heart, Me Too, Me Too,

761
00:52:37,599 --> 00:52:44,039
trash back filled with yeah yeah yeah, I didn't watch that, and

762
00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:45,280
the cats would have been the bad
the cats and the bad guys. Of

763
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:52,199
course there were Number nine Musical World. Musical World is a We came out

764
00:52:52,199 --> 00:52:55,920
with this idea where rum this guy
in New York wakes up one day and

765
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,719
everyone is like singing songs and dancing
and stuff. Okay, you know what

766
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:04,079
I mean, and like a gene
Kelly movie. He wakes up in the

767
00:53:04,159 --> 00:53:07,119
gene Kelly movie type thing it never
stops right right, which we actually sold.

768
00:53:07,199 --> 00:53:10,960
But that's a long, sad story. Number eight. But he wasn't

769
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,679
in on the joke and wasn't singing. Yeah, he didn't know what was

770
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:17,199
going on. Yeah right, they
was singing, dancing. Yeah, that's

771
00:53:17,199 --> 00:53:22,199
funny, watch that. Remember I'm
in on all of these things. Yeah,

772
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:25,320
well so far, Banchie was someone
said to us. At one point

773
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:29,880
we had these agents out in Hollywood. Well, I forget what Chris,

774
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,679
you know, cease what does it
see? What's the big agencies out there?

775
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:40,159
CMI uh and yeah, the other
one that they went out of business.

776
00:53:40,199 --> 00:53:44,000
But anyway, so we were we
were connected with them, and they

777
00:53:44,039 --> 00:53:47,800
said, write an idea of every
monster, write down every monster movie you've

778
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:51,960
ever seen, and write one about
one you haven't seen. And the last

779
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,360
one left was Banchee's and gow To
Island and you know, they kind of

780
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:59,000
scary characters. And Disney did a
banchie movie back in the fifty So we

781
00:53:59,079 --> 00:54:00,719
wrote this thing and we go up
all the way up to the head of

782
00:54:01,079 --> 00:54:05,760
Columbia Pictures. His name is Chris
Lee. We went in his office.

783
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:08,159
It is so intimidating. He was
like, f up and he said,

784
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,360
what have you done that I've heard
of him? We said, we have

785
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:14,199
this Beanchie thing and he was next
and I was that. We were in

786
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:19,199
there for like twenty frigging seconds,
so embarrassing, but yeah, that was

787
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:27,039
bech oh Man. Okay. Number
seven t Rex Idea Slash The Amazing Egg.

788
00:54:27,639 --> 00:54:30,079
Okay, so we got this book
where the sky has an egg and

789
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,320
when it hatches it, it's a
t rex instead of a chicken, and

790
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:38,840
the t rex goes up and causes
havoc and but it's the size of like

791
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:43,519
a regular chicken eggs, just a
little miniature ant. But he grows,

792
00:54:43,639 --> 00:54:46,519
yeah, he grows up box he
was cute. Yeah, it's called the

793
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:53,199
Incredible Egg or something. So we
write the direction with inferiority really really short

794
00:54:53,320 --> 00:55:00,480
arms, flashlight, I have to
bring that in, but we could not.

795
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:02,840
This is we wrote the whole everyone
just got onto it, and we

796
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:07,159
couldn't get the rights from the guy
who owned the rights for this kid's book

797
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:10,280
called I guess the Amazing Egg or
something. I don't know. Next please

798
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:14,119
right, these are the sad stuff, Chris. You you know what I

799
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:16,119
mean. You know kumbaya, right, you know how the show is really

800
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:20,559
so far. I've seen La La
Land, I've seen Bangee on the Showtime

801
00:55:20,639 --> 00:55:24,199
and now Jurassic Parks see seeing your
ideas. Hey, yeah, yeah that's

802
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:30,400
true. Keeping me down. Number
six. The Lost Battalion. Wow,

803
00:55:30,559 --> 00:55:32,400
so lots of times the story about
they on they had this like huge battle

804
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:36,840
in World War One when they wanted
everyone on the seventy mile front. They

805
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,840
go five miles, everyone in like
fifty feet, except this battalion went like

806
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:44,239
fifteen miles. And it's just they
were, they were. It's just an

807
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,639
incredible story about these guys who survived. There was around blah blah blah.

808
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:51,039
They tuned it down because they said, you know, just not for us.

809
00:55:51,079 --> 00:55:54,039
And then Ricky Schroeda like a year
later did it on I don't know,

810
00:55:54,159 --> 00:55:57,199
the History Channel or something. It
was a really good movie, you

811
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,960
know. So you know they didn't
listen to west Of listen to him.

812
00:56:00,599 --> 00:56:02,400
Next Leader, who did you like? They turned What do you mean they

813
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:07,480
turned it down? They just that
know, no reason, They just you're

814
00:56:07,559 --> 00:56:09,280
not realistic. And we say,
well it's World War One, Well take

815
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:14,159
too much to you know, get
the World War One planes and German uniform

816
00:56:14,599 --> 00:56:16,519
is you know, it's always whatever. You know, if they give you

817
00:56:16,559 --> 00:56:20,360
an excuse for why it's bad,
don't even listen to it. It's just

818
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,800
like if they like it, they
like it. If not, you want

819
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,280
to dig too many trenches? It's
so too much. But a year later

820
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:28,320
they they, you know, a
year later they do it. You know,

821
00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:31,199
so we're doing a remake of All
Quiet on the rest of the Trench.

822
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:36,280
There you go, Yeah, who
won that one? Next Raven number

823
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:42,440
five James Dean Carr story. This
is as close as we got. Okay,

824
00:56:42,599 --> 00:56:45,880
so we wrote the script about James
Dean was killed in a cock crash

825
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:50,559
and a push what kind of poor
fifer spider that he didn't really know how

826
00:56:50,599 --> 00:56:55,159
to drive. So they take Selina's
California, They take the wreck and they

827
00:56:55,199 --> 00:57:00,480
bring it to a junk yard.
Years later, like this nerdy kid finds

828
00:57:00,519 --> 00:57:06,519
the wreck, rebuilds it and James
Dean's ghost comes and you know it gives

829
00:57:06,559 --> 00:57:09,440
him advice on chicks and stuff.
Okay, great, great, I hate

830
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:12,840
to say it. Blocker he is. But in the biz it's called the

831
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,199
Tits and Tiers movie, where you
know, the guy gets the nerdy,

832
00:57:15,199 --> 00:57:17,360
the guy gets girl, there's a
race at the end and stuff like that.

833
00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:22,679
We got really really fired with this. Jason Alexander from Seinfeld was on

834
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:29,519
board, and James Dean's family would
not you know, give us the whatever

835
00:57:29,719 --> 00:57:31,880
the flavorance. Yeah. Yeah,
they're very very protective. You never see

836
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:37,320
James Dean stuff around like the Kleenex
and stuff. Very protective if his h

837
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:42,079
like I said, next place,
James Dean. Yeah, the guy who

838
00:57:42,159 --> 00:57:45,000
died. Luke Perry was gonna play
James and I like, oh, I

839
00:57:45,039 --> 00:57:47,599
wonder why they turned it down.
Yeah, yeah, I mean they don't

840
00:57:47,599 --> 00:57:52,039
want anything to see. Yeah,
they don't want anything yet. Yeah,

841
00:57:52,079 --> 00:57:57,440
they really kind of you know,
you never see him around next leave right.

842
00:57:59,039 --> 00:58:05,239
Number four heaven, Well, this
sad. Number three. We wrote

843
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,039
a script from one of these books. This is really going on and on,

844
00:58:07,559 --> 00:58:13,920
and we submitted it. And in
Hollywood, what happens is that when

845
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,320
you have this, yeah, when
you were sending a script out, they

846
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:20,239
do it on Friday afternoon, and
so all these casts, you know,

847
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,719
around the swimming pool on the weekend, they read it, and on Monday

848
00:58:22,719 --> 00:58:27,159
they call you and say you're in
right, so we're with this. I

849
00:58:27,239 --> 00:58:30,280
guess the AA or whatever. And
they send these scripts out to like ten

850
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:35,199
people over the weekend, and they
have Rannie Howland, the director of Die

851
00:58:35,239 --> 00:58:39,199
had on board, Chris on board. Right. They told us we had

852
00:58:39,239 --> 00:58:43,159
our book contract. They said,
we'll buy you out of your book writing

853
00:58:43,199 --> 00:58:45,639
contracts. I've never heard the best
words in my life. I was ready

854
00:58:45,719 --> 00:58:50,920
to go that weekend. Geina Davis, who was married to Rennie Holland,

855
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:57,920
filed for divorce from him, claiming
mental battery. By Monday, no one

856
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,719
wanted to touch Rannie Holland, and
that was it that? Literally, this

857
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:06,000
is like my top ten philia is
this is what happened? And we're sitting

858
00:59:06,039 --> 00:59:08,559
there going what happened? What happened? What happened? Next? Fleever?

859
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:17,519
Uh? Three? Uh? The
Diego rivera the Diego rivera story? Yeah,

860
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:22,119
where is it rivera? Yep?
Okay, the Diego rivera story.

861
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:25,320
We work up this script about this
guy who wrote who painted these murals for

862
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:31,480
Henry Ford Senior in Detroit. Okay, very famous Mexican left wing artist.

863
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:37,679
Okay, he's married to Frida something. She's also very very I figured her

864
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:42,519
name, but she was a very
influential left wing Mexican artist in the thirties

865
00:59:42,599 --> 00:59:46,559
and forties. All right, where
where like three quarters away through it and

866
00:59:46,639 --> 00:59:52,119
someone calls to say, you realize
this guy was a cannibal. That's even

867
00:59:52,199 --> 00:59:55,719
better. Oh wow, they didn't
take it that way. Next please right?

868
00:59:57,079 --> 01:00:02,679
Oh? Good squares to fox Hunt? Wow, this is bad?

869
01:00:04,039 --> 01:00:07,559
What was that again? Raised?
Fox Hunt? Fox Hunts? Fox Hunt.

870
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:09,960
So we go out to La.
We go out to La. This

871
01:00:10,119 --> 01:00:14,119
is bad. We might not even
do this show. We might just do

872
01:00:14,199 --> 01:00:17,760
a repeat for this. Wow.
So we go out and we go see

873
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:22,079
Chris Lee and all this stuff,
and it's like crazy, but they make

874
01:00:22,159 --> 01:00:24,880
us stay for another few days.
They say, ride a movie for the

875
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:30,800
Olsen twins when there's still little kids. So we came with this idea called

876
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:35,719
fox Hunt with Do Hamilton. When
you know they chase, they still chase

877
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:39,559
the foxes and stuff, and the
kids try to save the beagle, try

878
01:00:39,599 --> 01:00:44,199
to save the fox. Okay,
and they save the fox. They get

879
01:00:44,199 --> 01:00:46,519
their little rascals to get well.
Anyway, we're like writing, it's out

880
01:00:46,599 --> 01:00:51,360
drunk at the hotel bar. It
made no sense. We gotta go pitch

881
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:54,639
it. Monday morning is a disaster. Well, would you go see fox

882
01:00:54,760 --> 01:01:01,280
Hunt? Yeah? Now days?
Well the parent trap worked, it'd be

883
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:04,760
funny, I for there was nowadays, but yeah, when they're kids yet.

884
01:01:05,119 --> 01:01:07,360
So anyway, so we're down to
number one. We're number one,

885
01:01:07,519 --> 01:01:15,559
okay, the number one Mac maloney
idea rejected by Hollywood, and he was

886
01:01:15,679 --> 01:01:21,920
kicked off the elevator for this one, thank god, between floors, ready

887
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:30,199
for those big tips and little sticks, the very famous one one story I

888
01:01:30,239 --> 01:01:34,280
didn't know a punchline. Now wanting
some why don't we do this? Why

889
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:39,760
don't we just hang around? Break
down really quick? Right back about a

890
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:44,320
guy who's an author about war stories. All right, and on the side,

891
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:47,280
he's got this this podcast, but
he has on zoom and he has

892
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:51,320
this breakout character that has kind of
a funny name that has something to do

893
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:58,519
with a knife. That'd be a
great if if to track down the author,

894
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:06,079
we could name that that character machettea
Hollywood did that? Didn't they just

895
01:02:06,159 --> 01:02:14,239
say someone write this down? Maybe
pens Danny Tree Hall. I love that.

896
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:19,639
Actually he's like a five ft two
He learned his craft in prison.

897
01:02:20,559 --> 01:02:23,559
So he says, yeah, why
don't you take a question break now,

898
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:28,840
and we were right back after listen. You're listening to mcloney's Hollywood X Files

899
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:32,320
here on the Distant Thunder Radio Network. Please stay tuned. My dad he's

900
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:37,480
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901
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902
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903
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904
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906
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907
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:29,519
back, And I want to macmonie's
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908
01:03:29,559 --> 01:03:32,920
Thunder Radio Network. This is macmarone's
files. Hang again, all right,

909
01:03:34,159 --> 01:03:37,199
welcome back. I went to mcmonie's
Hollywood Next File show here on the Distant

910
01:03:37,239 --> 01:03:39,079
Thunder Radio Network. This is macmaroney. What a show we have for you

911
01:03:39,199 --> 01:03:44,599
tonight. Let me introduce the people
will be rounded up later, girls,

912
01:03:44,679 --> 01:03:49,639
he said, across the puddle,
the very famous one one. Hello girls,

913
01:03:49,679 --> 01:03:52,000
Hello everybody, I said, I
am across the pond, across the

914
01:03:52,079 --> 01:03:55,920
puddle, and I do like looking
at the mighty Atlantic. You do.

915
01:03:57,280 --> 01:04:00,440
It's it's almost in my backyard.
Oh yeah, global warming, it's going

916
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:04,280
to rise, just like the Atlantic
has been in everybody's back Yeah. Listen,

917
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:08,039
New Hampshire in Massachusetts. I'm going
to ask you a question. Okay,

918
01:04:08,199 --> 01:04:10,840
you've been on the show with me
for like nine years. Ready,

919
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:15,679
that's unbelievable. I haven't been on
a show like this. It's crazy.

920
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:23,039
Also with us is a national classroound
is down there in West Virginia somewhere switch

921
01:04:23,079 --> 01:04:25,840
play Steve Wood. Switchy, he's
in the dock. He looks like he's

922
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:30,239
in his bed with covers overhead.
Switch that's the mofman looking over my shoulder.

923
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:38,159
Oh yeah, okay, good to
be everything okay with you? Everything

924
01:04:38,239 --> 01:04:41,719
is beyond wonderful. Man, have
anything fun for breakfast today? You didn't

925
01:04:41,719 --> 01:04:45,039
send me a picture of your grits, and that was fun for me.

926
01:04:45,159 --> 01:04:47,760
But it wasn't all that spectacular,
you know, would you? Would you

927
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:49,760
like me to tell you now?
Or if you want to wait? If

928
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:54,400
we if we eat a low point, I'll go to you. Okay,

929
01:04:55,280 --> 01:05:02,960
okay, reach if you reach,
we got to go low on. Also

930
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:06,840
with us, that voice your head
is a getaway driver. You have a

931
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:11,840
mechanic hour now though, King of
the bees. Hello, machallo everyone?

932
01:05:12,039 --> 01:05:15,599
Uh, we got nowhere to go
but up right? Okay, great honey,

933
01:05:15,719 --> 01:05:19,800
great honey, great weed too good
beads, you'll cut that up.

934
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:27,639
Also with us is a super fan
Susan Kay, super k How are you,

935
01:05:30,559 --> 01:05:32,840
Susan Kay? Turn on your mic? Sorry I should have went to

936
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:38,519
him. How are you? I
blew that doing great? See we can

937
01:05:38,679 --> 01:05:41,679
edit that. We can edit that. Don't be like that in the theater

938
01:05:42,039 --> 01:05:45,000
listen. Yeah, are you referring
to the movie theater? Yea, hang

939
01:05:45,039 --> 01:05:50,559
on, hang on, too easy, too easy? Listen. Uh,

940
01:05:51,559 --> 01:05:56,039
Susan, you sent me a picture
of you on a hush jumping a some

941
01:05:56,199 --> 01:06:00,559
kind of a thing. That's what
the president. My birthday is Friday.

942
01:06:00,599 --> 01:06:04,519
I'm going to get him. Saturday's
name is Salvator. Okay, all right,

943
01:06:04,719 --> 01:06:06,960
So you right around the husters and
husters, jump over the thing,

944
01:06:08,079 --> 01:06:13,599
defences whatever. Love to jump.
But does a hust ever say I'm not

945
01:06:13,639 --> 01:06:17,360
gonna do that and just stop it? Absolutely called a refusal. And the

946
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:23,599
worst part is they let you believe
they're going there with you, and right

947
01:06:23,639 --> 01:06:27,760
when they get to the fence,
they hit the brakes. But gravity's got

948
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,079
grab got a hold of you,
and you can just keep right on.

949
01:06:30,199 --> 01:06:33,480
Going to teach you a lesson,
teach you a lesson. You're going without

950
01:06:33,519 --> 01:06:35,719
them? Yeah? Yeah, But
why did they do it? Because huss

951
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:40,800
is the only animal that they supposedly
can fool a human being, you know,

952
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:43,920
But but why why are they doing
it just to teach you a lesson?

953
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,280
I don't want to do this,
yep. Really my fault I either

954
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:53,480
had him on the wrong lead,
I gave him the wrong signal. They

955
01:06:53,559 --> 01:06:59,559
can just be down right but most
of the time, and Chris he said

956
01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:02,000
he knows so. Also with us
is our favorite good Witch up there on

957
01:07:02,039 --> 01:07:05,800
sideways, Ravens and the Ravens.
Hi, my friends, thanks for having

958
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:09,559
me now you've been off for four
or five years. Have you ever been

959
01:07:09,639 --> 01:07:13,880
on a show like this so explicit? This is the only show I've ever

960
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:20,360
been. Also with us is somewhere
in Boston is Trevor no last name,

961
01:07:20,639 --> 01:07:25,480
Trevor. How are you? I'm
doing very well. Okay, I've made

962
01:07:25,639 --> 01:07:28,840
uh, I've meet just in the
last hour, I've made two thousand dollars

963
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:33,679
in endorsement money from you know who, and we're splitting it. I mean,

964
01:07:34,519 --> 01:07:38,519
I mean legally I do have to
share it with you. Well,

965
01:07:38,599 --> 01:07:41,760
you're just gonna have to join this
threattle, I mean, if any of

966
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:47,719
this was true. Yeah. Also
with us, I don't know why,

967
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:55,039
mysterious Ashley g Ashley, how are
you? I'm great. I was super

968
01:07:55,119 --> 01:07:58,039
glad to come on the show,
but it has taken a turn. It

969
01:07:58,119 --> 01:08:00,639
took a turn somewhere I don't know
where. It's like, look at you

970
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:03,599
and you're just shaking your head,
judging me. And and I love it.

971
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,559
No, no, no, I
love it right. Well, no

972
01:08:05,599 --> 01:08:09,679
one's judging you great, No,
no, I'm not trying to make you

973
01:08:09,719 --> 01:08:12,800
feel bout you. Listen try can
I tell you? No one's judging you.

974
01:08:13,119 --> 01:08:15,760
Two weeks ago you went twenty minutes
on a flare flight tonight's show,

975
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:19,079
five minutes on you know, pledging
a woman in a movie. There,

976
01:08:19,199 --> 01:08:25,319
no one's judging you, right also
with us is uh, I'm sorry,

977
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:31,560
Chris, I apologize now to everyone
Chris and oh fish cop and also Hollywood

978
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:36,359
actor? How are you Chris to
be? Okay, pretend this is a

979
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:41,600
movie. I'm writing it in my
head, you know, a great casting

980
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:45,359
character developing as we go. So
how many? How many? If our

981
01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:48,640
knowledge, Chris, nobody lost their
security clearance by being on this show.

982
01:08:49,199 --> 01:08:56,000
Yeah, well my employers listen to
this, don't worry. They probably won't.

983
01:08:56,199 --> 01:08:59,239
So so what would you like to
do in five years? I mean,

984
01:08:59,319 --> 01:09:01,119
you look like movie, you look
like someone on TV. You look

985
01:09:01,239 --> 01:09:03,800
you have to look, you know, and you know how to do it.

986
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:10,199
You're trained. What were five years
from now? You want to be

987
01:09:10,279 --> 01:09:14,399
in? Uh the Chris asho,
Oh you know it'd be great. I

988
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:17,399
think we'll do the Yeah, the
code name Starman series had to dump a

989
01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:20,319
body and see and not get caught, you know. Series also very cool.

990
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:24,039
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that
guy. That'd be funny. It'll

991
01:09:24,079 --> 01:09:27,520
be funny if you were that guy, because I wrote a long story,

992
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:30,000
but you just only they came to
me and they said, you want to

993
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,119
write a detective story, and I
thought, how about a military you know,

994
01:09:32,319 --> 01:09:35,000
detective series. I thought of Chris, because you had told me these

995
01:09:35,039 --> 01:09:41,560
weird stories. We're in the Philippines
busting transvestites and stuff, right, yeah,

996
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:44,920
the Pemberton casey Yeah. Yeah,
and then when their guns involved or

997
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:47,319
you told me another story and you
know, kind of put them together and

998
01:09:47,359 --> 01:09:50,520
you're in Hawaii and surfing and so
on. What a life this guy?

999
01:09:53,159 --> 01:09:56,359
Yeah, but James Bond for Crimate
Loud almost yeah, yeah, yeah,

1000
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:59,560
okay, all right. They still
haven't picked the new James Bond, have

1001
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:01,319
they? You know, I don't
know. I don't think they have.

1002
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:02,880
Yeah, it's all up in the
air. I've seen, like, you

1003
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:06,239
know, trailers and things like Henry
Cavill and you know, different people up

1004
01:10:06,279 --> 01:10:10,600
for it. He's a widow,
that Henry Cavill, the guy who did

1005
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:14,039
Superman. Yeah, stay clear him. He's a weird guy. But you

1006
01:10:14,119 --> 01:10:16,079
know, whoever takes that on,
they never you know, these days,

1007
01:10:16,119 --> 01:10:19,119
they don't want to hold it on
too long like that. What's his name,

1008
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:23,000
Daniel Craig. He could have had
it forever, really, you know

1009
01:10:23,239 --> 01:10:28,720
he was ingrained, right, he'd
like five years anyway, Yeah, yeah,

1010
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:31,039
I don't know. It's uh.
We read this book but a year

1011
01:10:31,039 --> 01:10:36,359
ago called what was it one one
the Beatles, James Bond and the British

1012
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:42,680
Empire or something most fascinating but in
the world talked about how British Empire is

1013
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:45,279
like sinking, sinking, sinking,
and all of a sudden the sixties,

1014
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:47,920
he got the Beatles and he had
James Vond and they become an entertainment giant.

1015
01:10:48,479 --> 01:10:51,479
You know. It's great and let
die. Yeah yeah, well it's

1016
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:57,159
excellent book, really crazy, really
really good book. There's so many parallels

1017
01:10:57,199 --> 01:11:00,720
between the Beatles phenomenon and the James
Bond phenomena from year to year. Yep,

1018
01:11:01,479 --> 01:11:03,880
it measured it in the whole book. It was just fascinating. The

1019
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:08,479
first James Bond movie came out the
first day, The Love Me Dude came

1020
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:12,039
out in the Beatles and and just
continued on from there. It's like that's

1021
01:11:12,039 --> 01:11:15,119
how the intertwined. It was like
a crazy story, great movie. Anyway,

1022
01:11:15,399 --> 01:11:18,600
we're gonna talk about Godzilla a little
bit. Okay, god Jilla,

1023
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:23,560
Chris, do you have any opinion
on god Zollan? Would you like to

1024
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:27,199
play in a Godzilla movie? Hey, I wouldn't turn it down. I

1025
01:11:27,439 --> 01:11:30,279
uh, you know it spent three
years in Japan. Yeah right, that's

1026
01:11:30,319 --> 01:11:32,039
true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Japanese are not fans of

1027
01:11:32,319 --> 01:11:35,560
Godzilla by any means. Well,
you know, they like them, they

1028
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:40,880
like they like them. Wells if
you build it back up, I mean,

1029
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:45,439
you know, every movie just devastates
Tokyo. So Ashley and I talked

1030
01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:49,880
about earlier about this movie called god
Zilla minus one. All right, sounds

1031
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:54,720
like a wedding invitation in a way. You know, Godzillam minus one is

1032
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:58,800
so weird and we I look for
it online, actually look for it online.

1033
01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:00,720
I saw the first like twenty minutes
of it and it's cut off.

1034
01:12:01,159 --> 01:12:03,680
I had to pay you know,
someone to the pirates streaming. You know,

1035
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:08,239
it's coming out in May, first
streaming in the United States. Did

1036
01:12:08,279 --> 01:12:13,079
you see anything about it at all? Ashley I mean, I just saw

1037
01:12:13,119 --> 01:12:16,279
a few trailers online. I feel
like when you search Godzilla, you get

1038
01:12:16,439 --> 01:12:19,560
like a million different versions of Godzilla, because I mean, there's so many

1039
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:24,359
movies out so there are a few
trailers out there showing about it. But

1040
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:29,159
I couldn't find too much and I
didn't feel like giving away my personal information,

1041
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:32,760
right, So it's a very different
Godzilla movie when you I mean,

1042
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:38,199
as odd as that sounds, it's
a in the movie before it that I

1043
01:12:38,279 --> 01:12:42,079
watched is also the same shin Godzilla, and they're like kind of taking these

1044
01:12:42,119 --> 01:12:46,039
Godzilla movies and trying to deliver a
message or you have some kind of a

1045
01:12:46,159 --> 01:12:54,600
social statement going along with the original
Godzilla movie that I'll watch is it's like

1046
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:58,039
nuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons testing is
going to lead to bad things. And

1047
01:12:58,159 --> 01:13:01,359
here's the monster. Okay, And
the one I watched shin Godzilla, which

1048
01:13:01,399 --> 01:13:05,680
is right before Godzula minus one the
Enemy, is when they had the earthquake

1049
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:13,279
at the nuclear power plant in Japan, Fukushima, and they had an earthquake

1050
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:16,800
just sami and then the atomic plant
like broke a pot right in all of

1051
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:21,720
them like one day. And this
is kind of like the Godzila shin Godzilla

1052
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:25,279
is kind of like that, you
know, where the government didn't act,

1053
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:28,199
didn't want to listen to the truth
at first, didn't want to, you

1054
01:13:28,279 --> 01:13:31,000
know, listen to the younger people
in the in the House of Representatives or

1055
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:34,800
whatever. And it's really a social
statement wrapped around the lunch. The movie

1056
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:38,680
it's like, really weird, and
then the special effects are strange, so

1057
01:13:39,039 --> 01:13:42,279
astley, did you see anything on
you? I saw a little bit online

1058
01:13:42,319 --> 01:13:45,960
of this Godzula minus one, which
is even more strange than shin Gunzilba.

1059
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:50,760
Yeah. I watched the trailer a
little bit. It's definitely different from the

1060
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:55,760
original. I mean, everyone knows
the original. How can you not.

1061
01:13:56,039 --> 01:13:59,680
It's talked about so much you go
to monster movies. But it definitely looks

1062
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:02,199
it looks good. Honestly, when
it comes out, I will be watching

1063
01:14:02,239 --> 01:14:06,399
it. Yeah, really different,
different. It's funny that you would pick

1064
01:14:06,439 --> 01:14:12,000
a Godzilla movie to send a social
message. So you saw the first Godzilla

1065
01:14:12,079 --> 01:14:17,199
movie, Yes, I watched Actually
I watched it again yesterday, and I've

1066
01:14:17,239 --> 01:14:23,880
seen it obviously many times. What
I found interesting about it, you know,

1067
01:14:24,319 --> 01:14:28,439
looking at it and analyzing it,
not just watching it and being somewhat

1068
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:36,880
entertained the nuclear aspect of it was
really downplayed because originally the Godzilla weaves we've

1069
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:43,239
seen, the original nineteen fifty six
version was actually made in nineteen fifty four,

1070
01:14:44,079 --> 01:14:45,359
and it was a Japanese movie that
was never meant to come to this

1071
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:54,840
country. It was entirely Japanese actors, Japanese language, no way in any

1072
01:14:55,439 --> 01:15:00,640
concept coming here. A company came
across it a year later, American Company,

1073
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:05,439
and they decided they could use it
fairly inexpensively because a lot of the

1074
01:15:05,479 --> 01:15:09,840
scenes had already been shot. So
they paid the original owners of the movie,

1075
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:13,920
probably not a lot of money,
and they dubbed in a lot of

1076
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:18,359
stuff like Raymond Burr, Perry Mason, Perry Mason, guy so, and

1077
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:25,039
he narrated a bunch of it.
And they also were really funny about they

1078
01:15:25,079 --> 01:15:29,600
would cut him into scenes that he
was not in by making a background that

1079
01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:33,079
looked like the scene that they had
just shown, and they'd show Perry Mason

1080
01:15:33,199 --> 01:15:38,119
with like three Japanese people with them, and they would speak English, but

1081
01:15:38,239 --> 01:15:41,000
in the movie no one spoke English. Yes, all right, this is

1082
01:15:41,119 --> 01:15:44,520
just but it's kind of cool way
because if you didn't know that, and

1083
01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:48,439
especially back then, no one would
have had a clue that because it was

1084
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:54,119
fairly seamless for in the nineteen fifties. And the one thing they did do

1085
01:15:54,199 --> 01:15:58,000
which cracking me up was they said
in the original version that was never meant

1086
01:15:58,039 --> 01:16:03,880
to leave Japan. They made a
point of saying that the nuclear you know,

1087
01:16:04,479 --> 01:16:09,760
holocaust of Nagasaki and Hiroshima are one
of the things that caused it.

1088
01:16:10,159 --> 01:16:13,600
And they really downplayed that in the
American version, Yeah, because you know,

1089
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:15,199
we didn't want to be the ugly
Americans. We're the ones that dropped

1090
01:16:15,199 --> 01:16:18,000
the bomb. We did it to
them. It's another show. But the

1091
01:16:18,079 --> 01:16:23,079
funny thing is is that there's been
thirty seven of them, thirty seven of

1092
01:16:23,079 --> 01:16:26,600
the days. Okay, And so
I watched this one real quick, and

1093
01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:29,840
the switch he's going to talk about
the one he watched. But so it's

1094
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:32,239
this thing called shin Godzilla, you
know, and that a little bit before

1095
01:16:32,399 --> 01:16:38,880
this. It's the precursor of this
Godzilla minus one, same directors. In

1096
01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:45,840
Japan, it won twelve Japanese Academy
Awards, especially also Best Picture in Japan

1097
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,800
and like two thousand who knew,
you know what I mean? I agree

1098
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:50,159
with you, Chris. I thought
they would hate these things. I thought

1099
01:16:50,199 --> 01:16:55,600
these things were good for export,
but they got behind. There's two kind

1100
01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:59,479
of producers, directors who everyone knows
kind of when you watch them, this

1101
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:03,119
chin Godzilla. What happens is you
erase the entire Godzilla history. Okay,

1102
01:17:03,239 --> 01:17:06,000
no one knows about Godzilla. It's
modern times. All of a sudden,

1103
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:11,039
you're in a tunnel underneath Tokyo Bay, like the chunnel, and it breaks

1104
01:17:11,079 --> 01:17:16,399
and it's filled with coagulated blood.
Coagulated blood like suffocating people and stuff like

1105
01:17:16,439 --> 01:17:20,039
that. It's from this Godzilla who
is there and Tokyo Bay rises up.

1106
01:17:20,319 --> 01:17:24,399
No one wants to believe it's true. He's like a worm. He like

1107
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:28,279
crawls shoot Tokyo like a worm and
that you know, fighting him and you

1108
01:17:28,359 --> 01:17:30,760
know, shooting stuff at him.
And then he transforms into a worm with

1109
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:34,880
two legs. And then he transforms
into like a t rex and he goes

1110
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,359
back in the ocean, comes back. He's like four hundred feet tall.

1111
01:17:38,399 --> 01:17:42,520
It's incredible special effects, really well
shot and kind of a lot of from

1112
01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:45,800
the ground up point of view and
stuff. It's exciting, but it's horrible.

1113
01:17:45,159 --> 01:17:50,119
There's like all kinds of like weird
kind of placentas and stuff, and

1114
01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:54,720
you know that kind of stuff,
you know that gets everyone kind of But

1115
01:17:55,960 --> 01:18:00,239
so that one, so you know, that's a precursor to Godzilla minus one,

1116
01:18:00,319 --> 01:18:04,319
which won an American Academy Award the
Best Special Effects. So godzill the

1117
01:18:04,439 --> 01:18:10,960
last chemi Wads won Best Special Effects
was Godzilla movie, which I think is

1118
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:15,600
bringing in the mainstream. Think about
that for a second. So what happened

1119
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:20,640
with minus one is that the reason
you can't find it anywhere is because it

1120
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:26,039
was only meant to be released for
one day called this Fan Day, and

1121
01:18:26,119 --> 01:18:30,560
I actually went. It was in
theaters all around the country. It was

1122
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:34,119
sold out everywhere, and it made
so much money that they decided to release

1123
01:18:34,199 --> 01:18:41,119
it full in theaters. Now there's
that new stupid Godzilla movie that's out right

1124
01:18:41,199 --> 01:18:48,039
now. Godzilla versus Kong and Legendary
Pictures had a domestic contract that no Godzilla

1125
01:18:48,159 --> 01:18:55,880
movie can play during their Godzilla movie
or eight weeks prior to the release so

1126
01:18:56,560 --> 01:19:00,359
they can do the proper marketing for
it. So Godzilla Money minus one was

1127
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:06,279
making like history records level of money
for a Godzilla movie here in America,

1128
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:12,199
and in five weeks it got wiped
off the map because it had to,

1129
01:19:12,479 --> 01:19:15,479
and all these theaters wanted to hold
onto it because it was making them so

1130
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:19,279
much money, and so it disappeared. No theaters, no home video,

1131
01:19:19,439 --> 01:19:25,399
And as long as this stupid Godzilla
King Kong movie plays, ninus one can't

1132
01:19:25,439 --> 01:19:28,359
be released in this country. Sounds
right, sounds about even though it won

1133
01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:30,720
an Oscar. Yeah, yeah,
so glad of calling that movie stupid.

1134
01:19:31,159 --> 01:19:38,800
Yeah. I mean they've done I
think two or three Godzilla Versus King Kong

1135
01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:42,439
movies and the thirty you know,
the thirty seven movies, and when they

1136
01:19:42,479 --> 01:19:45,920
were doing, guys like in watching
a few of them, like best Godzilla

1137
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:48,239
scenes, and there's really one fight
and what happens is a King Kong and

1138
01:19:48,279 --> 01:19:51,920
Godzilla fight. That's it. They
destroyed Tokyo two or three times whatever,

1139
01:19:53,479 --> 01:19:57,279
and then they fight and usual Godzilla
wins, Gouzilla kicks King Kong and the

1140
01:19:57,439 --> 01:20:02,399
nuts Okay, the end this particular
movie, I mean, come on,

1141
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:08,279
think of something a little more.
But but it's it's interesting because the you

1142
01:20:08,319 --> 01:20:11,880
know, star Treks hangs around,
star Wise hangs around, things, hang

1143
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:15,079
around. God's little movies hang around. They've done huge gauds little movies in

1144
01:20:15,119 --> 01:20:17,760
New York City, Matthew Broderick spin
in them. You know, they're being

1145
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:20,239
really panned, but they do them, you know, because people will go

1146
01:20:20,399 --> 01:20:24,560
see a gouds little movie the Train. The funny thing is that they're turning

1147
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:29,199
into these subcial commentaries. Now taking
a monster movie and you know the nuclear

1148
01:20:29,279 --> 01:20:32,560
thing. Yeah, but so,
Chris, will you ask you the question

1149
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:35,720
again? You would starve the gods
of the movie? Correct? Yeah,

1150
01:20:36,039 --> 01:20:39,079
the part was right, the money
was right, I do it. Yeah.

1151
01:20:39,159 --> 01:20:41,840
Right. So when you're in the
set, is the director using an

1152
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:45,640
asshole? No, you know,
the director's actually usually really focused. I

1153
01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:48,520
mean they're the ones, you know, trying in that creative headspace, and

1154
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:51,680
they're so general what the shot is. It's usually like the production assistants,

1155
01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:55,600
the second assistant director. Yeah,
they're the one of their enforcers. So

1156
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:59,279
the directors usually, you know,
all business. The assistant director is really

1157
01:20:59,399 --> 01:21:01,800
kind of the assistant cameraon, kind
of runs things, hees, kind of

1158
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:04,960
corrals people. Yeah. Yeah,
they're coming out the wranglers, you know.

1159
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:08,520
And then they've got like the assistant
and second assistant directors. You know,

1160
01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:11,039
they're the ones kind actually making the
director's vision happen. So they're kind

1161
01:21:11,039 --> 01:21:13,319
of ones who are the enforcers on
the set. All right, I'm going

1162
01:21:13,359 --> 01:21:15,159
to go around the horn. Yeah, I allow. How much time do

1163
01:21:15,239 --> 01:21:18,600
you have a loft? So before
we get to the sapago. Oh we

1164
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:28,359
are sitting at sixty fifty. We've
probably got about just eighty minutes in,

1165
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:30,840
so we're okay, good, this
is good. I'm gonna go around the

1166
01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:32,640
horn. I'm just gonna ask yes
and no. Would you want to be

1167
01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:38,399
an actor? A Hollywood actor?
Actress? Okay? All right, so

1168
01:21:38,439 --> 01:21:42,119
I'm going to go to Susan k
because she's raising and flashing both hands.

1169
01:21:42,319 --> 01:21:46,279
I'm going to say yes, just
the way you look, absolutely really absolutely,

1170
01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:50,560
even a bit pat because I hate
my voice on the radio. I've

1171
01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:55,720
begged you before, tweak my voice
something, make me have some sexy,

1172
01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:59,680
stultry voice. I think we're there, all right, I have this young

1173
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:03,680
child voice. I hate it.
That's you. But listen, are you

1174
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:08,439
someone who did you? Were you
in like community theater, high school plays

1175
01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:14,840
or anything. I was in drama
club, yes, and film studies.

1176
01:22:15,039 --> 01:22:19,079
So I love all of that stuff. And I keep wanting to add with

1177
01:22:19,239 --> 01:22:27,119
about the Godzilla movie. Good Blue
oyst to cult song I love that.

1178
01:22:27,399 --> 01:22:31,760
It's true from Long Island Bluist cl
So, okay, so you would be

1179
01:22:32,199 --> 01:22:34,520
I don't know. I don't want
to go down that road, Ashley.

1180
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:38,479
I'm gonna go to you, Ashley. Would you want that to be a

1181
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:45,399
movie actress? No, I could
see it. I was actually an extra

1182
01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:51,319
in a movie once. So I
have made a debut. My car got

1183
01:22:51,359 --> 01:22:58,520
more screen time than me. What
movie it's the Adam Sandler hub Halloween.

1184
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:05,880
It was filmed that a salum.
I love that movie really, yes,

1185
01:23:06,119 --> 01:23:11,880
I love I love that, but
that movie it is nothing that I would

1186
01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:16,239
ever enjoy, and I love it. Adam crazy, so weird because he

1187
01:23:16,319 --> 01:23:20,000
really love it. Okay, it
said you have a good time? Did

1188
01:23:20,039 --> 01:23:24,319
they pay you? Do you have
a speaking did you Adam Sandler's girlfriend?

1189
01:23:24,399 --> 01:23:30,039
Right? Uh? Yeah, so
it was through Netflix. They did pay

1190
01:23:30,159 --> 01:23:33,119
me. I was surprised. I
was there for like the whole day,

1191
01:23:33,279 --> 01:23:38,159
from like seven am to the sunset, and it's getting dark. I'm bringing

1192
01:23:38,199 --> 01:23:42,039
the thing down to get more late, to keep going. I wish I

1193
01:23:42,199 --> 01:23:45,399
talked to Adam Sandler, but everything
else around me like got in my head.

1194
01:23:45,439 --> 01:23:47,039
They were like, don't talk to
the actor. I'll talk to him.

1195
01:23:47,159 --> 01:23:50,439
Yes, in the zone, like
there's gonna be bothered by you.

1196
01:23:54,239 --> 01:23:57,119
Michael Chicklist was in that movie and
it was actually the second time I vid

1197
01:23:57,199 --> 01:24:03,439
him, So that was pretty cool. Was fun experience. I'll just send

1198
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:08,680
a hand me a note. Did
Adam sand the hit on you? Ah

1199
01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:15,399
life was on that set most of
the time. Yeah, So like it's

1200
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:18,520
sickening how pretty she is n when
they when they shoot one locally, she's

1201
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:21,960
on the settle. Really, Yeah, that's that's disserving. I find that

1202
01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:28,000
awkward. Raven, I'm gonna guess
yes, he would love to be No,

1203
01:24:28,399 --> 01:24:31,279
it's a no. You know.
I like to think I would be

1204
01:24:31,399 --> 01:24:35,319
really good at like stand up comedy. But if anyone is like a it's

1205
01:24:35,319 --> 01:24:40,479
always sunny in Philadelphia fan, I
would be deep when she tries to do

1206
01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:44,960
stand up where she just like kind
of dry heaves the whole time, because

1207
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:48,239
I would be so nervous I would
probably faint. Okay, you already have

1208
01:24:48,359 --> 01:24:53,359
one person in the audience. Chris
has laughed his off by the way,

1209
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:59,960
Radio so liked audience was watching and
you're just like, okay, yeah,

1210
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:03,199
I have a joke. I'll say
I'd go I'd pay a ticket to see

1211
01:25:03,319 --> 01:25:06,119
any three of you and maybe three
of you in the same movie. Look.

1212
01:25:08,199 --> 01:25:10,239
Also, let me go to Trevor, just take care of no,

1213
01:25:10,399 --> 01:25:13,359
let me go to Switch. I'm
sorry, Trevor. Hold yeah, keep

1214
01:25:13,399 --> 01:25:15,880
that pin in the hand grenade Switch
now listen. I think you could play

1215
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:21,520
like the Professor and like Jurassic Park
ten or something. How about the lovable

1216
01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:25,279
sidekick that gets killed about two thirds
of the way of the movie. Guy,

1217
01:25:28,199 --> 01:25:30,079
I got one better. I was
in a fake movie once Go Ahead.

1218
01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:34,960
A friend of mine point moved out
to La eons Ago, and this

1219
01:25:35,079 --> 01:25:40,439
guy knows everybody. He gets his
foot the door everywhere. He became friends

1220
01:25:40,479 --> 01:25:45,279
with Forrest Ackerman, the guy that
published Famous Monsters of Film Land, a

1221
01:25:45,359 --> 01:25:48,800
magazine every kid loved well. He
actually wrote articles for the magazine, and

1222
01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:54,279
about nineteen eighty he wrote an article
called Mannequins of Menace and it was about,

1223
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:58,720
you know the Twilight Zone episode is
with with puppets that were alive and

1224
01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:01,600
chucking all that stuff. Well,
he makes up a movie and puts me

1225
01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:05,359
in it. I was living in
Northfield, Michigan at the time. You

1226
01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:11,840
call it the Northfield Monsters, and
it went something like a driver Steve Ward

1227
01:26:12,079 --> 01:26:16,239
and Comma is a UFO but at
first he thinks are our animated puppets or

1228
01:26:16,239 --> 01:26:19,399
whatever, but turns out a really
alien something like that. Just a little

1229
01:26:19,439 --> 01:26:25,560
blurb after through this article, there's
probably still some film uh scholars out there

1230
01:26:25,840 --> 01:26:29,640
trying to find this damn made for
TV movie that has never existed. So

1231
01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:31,359
that was my claim to fame.
You might want to buy that film up.

1232
01:26:31,439 --> 01:26:35,279
I was the star in a non
existent movie. You want a good

1233
01:26:35,359 --> 01:26:42,239
job? He did? I really? I really embellished it, yes,

1234
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:45,279
and I did not get killed off
two thirds of the way through the movie.

1235
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:49,399
You wanted to Trevor? Here we
go? Ready? Sure? Yeah?

1236
01:26:49,479 --> 01:26:53,119
So let me guess. Yeah,
I think you'd want to be a

1237
01:26:53,159 --> 01:26:56,560
Hollywood star. I want to be
a film stuck correct. Absolutely not,

1238
01:26:57,079 --> 01:26:59,840
No why I did. When I
was young, I wanted to be a

1239
01:27:00,239 --> 01:27:03,760
I wanted to be a famous director. But I gotta be honest. I

1240
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:09,039
the older I get, and I
don't say this resentfully, but I'm actually

1241
01:27:09,119 --> 01:27:14,439
happy the way that my career has
gone into live video and cinematography. The

1242
01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:17,680
more I read nothing against You,
Chris, the more I read about the

1243
01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:23,239
industry, the more I hear from
good friends, I'm not even talking about

1244
01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:26,600
corruption and political stuff. Go ahead, and this rolls into a question I

1245
01:27:26,680 --> 01:27:32,399
have for Chris. I just find
the industry process of filmmaking very unsafe.

1246
01:27:33,079 --> 01:27:35,840
Yeah, if you're not making if
you're not making money at it, are

1247
01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:41,640
you? Are you rubbing the cats? Get that cat out of there.

1248
01:27:41,720 --> 01:27:45,800
We can't. We can't take anything
you say seriously if you rub in the

1249
01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:51,479
cats. So wait, I'm just
wait what I was like, who are

1250
01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:58,399
they talking? You tell us the
truth? You would like to be?

1251
01:27:58,479 --> 01:28:00,319
You? Would you do? Really
mean it? We do do a tastial

1252
01:28:00,439 --> 01:28:05,359
nude. It's analogue, not digital. Everyone has to listen to the beginning

1253
01:28:05,359 --> 01:28:08,760
of the show to get that joke. So all right, Trevor, we're

1254
01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:12,359
gonna take that as a yes or
maybe. So I'm going to go to

1255
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:16,479
l before we do that. Mack
mac went to cat sensitivity training. That's

1256
01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:21,000
and he I don't think he got
the diploma. I think he Yeah,

1257
01:28:23,319 --> 01:28:27,319
the drive in there, no one
gets that. It was funny at the

1258
01:28:27,359 --> 01:28:32,119
beginning, Al would you want to
be a Hollywood stun getting no interest?

1259
01:28:32,399 --> 01:28:40,479
Really? You're just saying that,
No, really, I just it's not

1260
01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:44,720
my style. One one I could
see wand perfectly just in front of the

1261
01:28:44,760 --> 01:28:47,760
camera. You'd be naturalist, right. I think he wanted to be in

1262
01:28:47,840 --> 01:28:55,840
Quentin's new movie. He's a punk? Is there either? Feet involved?

1263
01:28:56,079 --> 01:29:01,199
Good? Yeah? Good movie?
Critic movie down? That book he did

1264
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:08,039
that was all about him, no
surprise. Waiting to movies he saw as

1265
01:29:08,039 --> 01:29:11,039
a kid, Yeah, who cares? Who cares about that? Who cares?

1266
01:29:11,119 --> 01:29:14,319
What? Movies? Quentin Tarantinos are
as a kid who cares? He

1267
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:17,000
sucks and the whole thing a goat? I do. I hate him because

1268
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:21,279
every movie he has to show his
foot fetish type thing. I mean,

1269
01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:27,079
who gets away with that? Creepy? It's creepy as hell. The man

1270
01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:29,640
loves feet, Yeah, but why
don't we? Why does he have to

1271
01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:33,199
repress that on us? Okay,
that's why I like them, because like

1272
01:29:34,159 --> 01:29:38,439
big David Lynch fan, and nothing
is linear with him. It's okay with

1273
01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:42,119
him, but he's not into faith
though. Maybe you should bring a fleshlight

1274
01:29:42,199 --> 01:29:46,399
in it, Trevor, I'll throw
to you. We're not really supposed to

1275
01:29:46,439 --> 01:29:49,359
talk about this, but Trevor and
I are actually under contract for a fleshlight

1276
01:29:49,439 --> 01:29:55,800
movie. I want, I want
vig. This is the only I mean,

1277
01:29:55,840 --> 01:29:57,760
I just said I didn't want to
be a part of the industry.

1278
01:29:57,920 --> 01:30:02,079
Thanks raping. Oh my god,
I'm screamed, I know. So listen,

1279
01:30:02,239 --> 01:30:04,439
Chris. I want to thank you
because I think we get into the

1280
01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:09,720
end hopefully. Okay, thank you
for joining us. I'll apologize to you

1281
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:15,079
now and I'll send you a little
of apology later. Okay. Parents gonna

1282
01:30:15,079 --> 01:30:18,279
be watching this. Oh don't say
that. Okay. So so this Netflix

1283
01:30:18,399 --> 01:30:23,079
thing that you're in and you can't
tell us when we when will we be

1284
01:30:23,119 --> 01:30:26,199
able to see it? Uh?
So? Most season two should be coming

1285
01:30:26,239 --> 01:30:28,880
out in the fall. I think
you're still filming it and then it'll be

1286
01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:33,199
it'll drop in the fall. Sometimes
called yeah it's on Netflix. It's like

1287
01:30:33,279 --> 01:30:38,560
a Seinfeld you follow the comedian around
type thing. All right? Is he

1288
01:30:39,439 --> 01:30:43,039
okay? Is he really? Okay? Now we get it. Okay,

1289
01:30:43,680 --> 01:30:45,439
we've put the faces together. So
that's good. Right. So is it

1290
01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:48,600
gonna be a regular thing you want
it to be? Right? Yeah?

1291
01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:51,920
Absolutely, especially here here in Houston. So it's a good cast and crew

1292
01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:56,199
and they're doing it. So hopefully
more seasons come on and then the tailor

1293
01:30:56,239 --> 01:30:59,359
shared and stuff up in Fort Worth. So what is that? Tell us?

1294
01:30:59,399 --> 01:31:01,079
About that hell with Sheridan, Halo
Sheridan. So he's the one that

1295
01:31:01,119 --> 01:31:05,159
does a Yellowstone eighteen eighty three,
Bass reads Landman four sixes. It's not

1296
01:31:05,319 --> 01:31:09,239
all his whole network there. So
at some point, do you want to

1297
01:31:09,279 --> 01:31:13,479
walk into your bosses, your fish
cop bosses at NAA and say I got

1298
01:31:13,600 --> 01:31:15,960
to go because Hollywood is calling or
whatever? Is that your Would you like

1299
01:31:16,079 --> 01:31:19,479
to do that? You know?
I like being a cop, you know,

1300
01:31:19,520 --> 01:31:23,399
it's kind of my lifestyle. And
I'll retire soon enough and can do

1301
01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:26,680
everything full time. So okay,
yeah, yeah, ability to do both,

1302
01:31:27,239 --> 01:31:29,600
you know, I say the price
is right, you know, and

1303
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:31,039
we do full time Hollywood. I
wouldn't turn that down either. Yeah.

1304
01:31:31,119 --> 01:31:34,880
Cool, spoken like a true act
though. Look, so how old your

1305
01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:38,000
son now? I can't believe the
case he was on when he was an

1306
01:31:38,039 --> 01:31:42,279
infant? Yeah he just turned three
last month. Yeah cool, good for

1307
01:31:42,359 --> 01:31:44,960
you. Well, listen, thanks
for joining us. We really appreciate it.

1308
01:31:45,159 --> 01:31:47,439
Take your time and keep us updated
on you know what's going on?

1309
01:31:47,479 --> 01:31:50,479
All right? Definitely? Thanks?
So can we go to the oscars?

1310
01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:53,720
If it happens? Can we go
to the Academy of Ones? Will you

1311
01:31:53,920 --> 01:31:58,199
invite us? Yeah? Absolutely,
all of us, all of us in

1312
01:31:58,279 --> 01:32:01,119
a van. Make sure you get
a plus Okay, I need the vegetarian

1313
01:32:01,159 --> 01:32:09,600
option plus one, Me and Raven
and our partner to the Now we're up

1314
01:32:09,640 --> 01:32:15,000
to twelve h Thank you, Chris. We appreciate flashlight. So right is

1315
01:32:15,039 --> 01:32:18,159
the time for the guest. We're
ready to get on your fan twenty four,

1316
01:32:21,359 --> 01:32:25,039
sixty four and thirty two. But
how if people want to follow you?

1317
01:32:25,199 --> 01:32:28,319
Do you have like Instagram and all
that kinds? Yeah, uh no,

1318
01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:30,520
you know, I don't have my
I've bought my web page, you

1319
01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:32,600
know, my Chris r dot com
and that's really it. But all the

1320
01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:35,560
other stuff is kind of law enforcement
sensitive, so I trying to put that

1321
01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:41,800
out too much. Right, good
move on your part, definitely. Wait,

1322
01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:44,600
I have a quick question. Do
you have any inside scoop on when

1323
01:32:44,720 --> 01:32:48,640
nineteen twenty three season there, Part
two is coming out? Yeah? You

1324
01:32:48,720 --> 01:32:50,840
know, so a lot of that
got pushed back, you know with COVID

1325
01:32:51,039 --> 01:32:55,000
right and the strike right, yep, the writer's strike that was that was

1326
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:58,640
the biggest thing. So I know
they're trying to catch up and a lot

1327
01:32:58,680 --> 01:33:01,640
of things are coming out in the
fall. I think that's when I got

1328
01:33:01,680 --> 01:33:05,640
it here. Let's just we should
just find this watch that. But people

1329
01:33:05,760 --> 01:33:10,880
really they got me good. It's
just like I need to know what happens.

1330
01:33:11,039 --> 01:33:13,880
So it's start there with what Yellowstone, right, Kevin Coosner and so

1331
01:33:14,039 --> 01:33:16,159
on, right, and then just
branched out so many kind of spin offs

1332
01:33:16,199 --> 01:33:20,119
in so short a time. Right, But people really, people really say

1333
01:33:20,159 --> 01:33:23,920
it sex a man and you know
whatever, Right, But that's good.

1334
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:27,760
Is so it's Costner at the beginning
of all this, is he making money

1335
01:33:27,800 --> 01:33:30,920
of all this? Some question on
his contract and I know he's leaving the

1336
01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:32,359
show and whether he's coming back for
the second half of the final season.

1337
01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:35,119
Wow, you know the kind of
teasing that. And then Matthew McConaughey is

1338
01:33:35,159 --> 01:33:40,920
taking over really yeah, huh yeah. I never liked him until I saw

1339
01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:45,640
him in True Detective season one with
Woody Harrison and matthema, oh man,

1340
01:33:45,720 --> 01:33:50,760
that is unbelievable. I never liked
Yeah, yep, yeap, it really

1341
01:33:50,880 --> 01:33:55,239
is in the way that they I
never liked either of those guys, And

1342
01:33:55,319 --> 01:33:57,880
after that season, I was like, Wow, these are really too could

1343
01:33:57,920 --> 01:34:00,520
really actors and the way that they
direct did it and they filmed it really

1344
01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:04,319
good. Never been good since amazing. Yeah, for sure, thank you,

1345
01:34:04,439 --> 01:34:08,079
Chris. But hang around, Okay, Trevor, We're gonna say comped

1346
01:34:08,119 --> 01:34:11,960
to you. Okay, goodbye,
everybody. What's the last movie you saw

1347
01:34:12,079 --> 01:34:17,439
that you can tell us that isn't
on ex Hamster? The last the last

1348
01:34:17,560 --> 01:34:23,600
new movie I saw was this Japanese
film called Baby Assassins, and it's about

1349
01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:30,119
two teenage girls that are trained assassins
and their company they worked for makes them,

1350
01:34:30,720 --> 01:34:34,520
uh live together as roommates and get
part time jobs as their cover.

1351
01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:38,840
Oh yeah, huh really funny,
yeah, funny. Yeah, yeah,

1352
01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:41,399
it's a really good thing. I
saw last week. I haven't seen it

1353
01:34:41,479 --> 01:34:44,399
in twenty years. I went to
the movie theaters and they showed up.

1354
01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:47,279
Have you guys ever seen Blood Simple? The first Cohen Brothers Yeah yeah,

1355
01:34:47,359 --> 01:34:50,239
yeah, yeah, Oh my god, I have incredible I mean I saw

1356
01:34:50,279 --> 01:34:53,479
twenty years ago. I was too
young. I didn't think, oh my

1357
01:34:53,640 --> 01:34:56,840
god, it was amazing. Really
you know those guys, Yeah, great,

1358
01:34:57,039 --> 01:35:02,039
great, great punchline at the end
is yeah, what is it?

1359
01:35:02,119 --> 01:35:06,880
Switchy? Was that? What's the
punchline? The punchline it's something like,

1360
01:35:08,119 --> 01:35:11,520
uh, someone so is not here. I don't remember the exact dialogue.

1361
01:35:12,159 --> 01:35:15,279
I don't remember it either, not
here, man, that's okay. Well,

1362
01:35:15,359 --> 01:35:18,680
the segment should be a Cohen Brothers
film festival because they put out some

1363
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:26,760
amazing movies. Amazing movies. Yeah
like what like what Fargo? Come on?

1364
01:35:27,560 --> 01:35:30,239
I tried to watch that movie.
It sucks. Come on, that's

1365
01:35:30,279 --> 01:35:32,479
not a good movie. I'm sorry. What's not a good movie? Fargo?

1366
01:35:36,119 --> 01:35:44,119
It's like up to man, that's
weird, weird. The north Field

1367
01:35:44,159 --> 01:35:45,279
Monsters. Why don't you pitch that
one next time? Man? Okay,

1368
01:35:45,359 --> 01:35:50,640
all right, wow, after My
ten Field, my ten Fielureswitches in Arizona

1369
01:35:50,880 --> 01:35:54,800
they did. That's a great that
That is a great movie. That's great.

1370
01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:57,159
Yeah, that's the one that first
turned me on the Coen Brothers.

1371
01:35:57,279 --> 01:36:00,079
That's any and what's his name?
The guy in it is he's never been

1372
01:36:00,119 --> 01:36:04,880
funny, that crazy guy who's the
husband unbelieving And I could recommend a movie

1373
01:36:04,920 --> 01:36:12,640
to you called Wild at Heart and
he's amazing, amazing and amazing. That

1374
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:16,920
was that when Twin Peaks was really
popular, David Lynch went off and made

1375
01:36:16,960 --> 01:36:20,239
Wild at Heart. Did they do
Oh brother, We're at though? They

1376
01:36:24,239 --> 01:36:30,039
the Coen Brothers. Ye, man, Yeah, that was such a great

1377
01:36:30,159 --> 01:36:33,600
cast. In that movie Jeoorge Colooney. Is he an actor or is it

1378
01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:36,720
a movie stuff? You know what
I mean? Tom Cruise is a movie

1379
01:36:36,760 --> 01:36:41,159
study. Though he could be good
though he's played. Oh he's the same

1380
01:36:41,159 --> 01:36:43,239
with Chris you have in the biz. I think he can be good.

1381
01:36:43,760 --> 01:36:45,760
Actually, I saw an article today
and it was saying, you know,

1382
01:36:45,840 --> 01:36:47,880
our British actors better than American actors, and was saying yes, because like

1383
01:36:47,920 --> 01:36:51,600
the Brits actually train and you know, study before they even staid on camera

1384
01:36:51,640 --> 01:36:57,800
and do theater. For the American
show up your personality and they play the

1385
01:36:57,880 --> 01:37:00,520
thing. Yeah, yeah, that's
why. Jack Nicholson, I'm sorry,

1386
01:37:00,680 --> 01:37:03,520
he's not a really good actor.
He's like Jack the Michelson and every movie

1387
01:37:03,640 --> 01:37:09,239
he's in he's supposed to. You
want to meet halfway? What's halfway like

1388
01:37:09,439 --> 01:37:15,439
Coly Yoak or something detail. I'll
bring the camera. She kid my ast

1389
01:37:16,199 --> 01:37:21,239
in the Crossing Guard Ashley Ashley,
thank you for joining us. We appreciate

1390
01:37:23,319 --> 01:37:26,720
thanks for having me. It's been
fine. We all joke that it's been

1391
01:37:26,800 --> 01:37:29,399
weird, but it was. It's
been a blast. Yeah. Anyway,

1392
01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:31,600
you know we might be doing live
shows down at the Galley. Have you

1393
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:36,680
heard that rumor. Why is kicking
me out of the loop. Well,

1394
01:37:38,119 --> 01:37:41,920
there's no loop yet. It's still
in the planning state. But if it

1395
01:37:42,039 --> 01:37:45,760
happens, drive on. We don't
want to drinx it by publicizing it.

1396
01:37:45,840 --> 01:37:48,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of fun be invited

1397
01:37:48,720 --> 01:37:55,199
because I have like two boxes of
flesh white T shirts. We can sell

1398
01:37:55,239 --> 01:37:57,880
the Merrich at the gallley. That
would go over really right, good guy

1399
01:37:58,520 --> 01:38:04,399
of the street or so yeah near
the bench. Thank you, Ah,

1400
01:38:04,560 --> 01:38:09,920
we appreciate it, Trevor. I
say good boud to you yet I baby,

1401
01:38:09,960 --> 01:38:13,319
I don't know. Goodbye, go
buddy. Oh, thank you,

1402
01:38:13,520 --> 01:38:15,840
Susan, thank you for having me
back. I love, love, love

1403
01:38:15,880 --> 01:38:18,000
the show. That's good. Yes, I do. I do. I

1404
01:38:18,119 --> 01:38:20,520
have to cut out. I have
to cut out like eighty percent of what

1405
01:38:20,640 --> 01:38:28,039
you said. But we love you
too. We don't thank you a right

1406
01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:30,840
once again, he can't, he
can't say the word. I'll never have

1407
01:38:30,920 --> 01:38:35,239
those words again without thinking this year
that it will be the light of the

1408
01:38:35,319 --> 01:38:39,920
light of flesh instead of flesh light. But it's still early, Susan.

1409
01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:44,359
Kay, you want super k so
I should delete I should delete the pictures

1410
01:38:44,439 --> 01:38:49,159
then yes, no, depends on
which pictures you want to get honey,

1411
01:38:49,399 --> 01:38:53,600
switchy. Thank you for joining us, Susan. I think you better start

1412
01:38:53,720 --> 01:38:57,039
sending emails through me. Good you
want to stop this now? Now is

1413
01:38:57,079 --> 01:39:00,119
getting good? Switch thank you?
Extended Holliday Show. Well, I can

1414
01:39:00,199 --> 01:39:03,399
interpret, you know, I I
know mac and I can you know.

1415
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:09,920
I can make sure that I can
filter the situs and I'm switchy. Listen.

1416
01:39:10,159 --> 01:39:14,319
But you have a breakfast real quick. I had one syrup and butter

1417
01:39:14,840 --> 01:39:17,960
waters of bacon, yes, not
crispy and black coffee. Not crispy bacon.

1418
01:39:18,039 --> 01:39:21,319
Okay, all right, where who
is reading reading reading the monk Man

1419
01:39:21,399 --> 01:39:30,760
prophecies? Really re read? Where
Hooters of across the board, yeahtors,

1420
01:39:30,880 --> 01:39:36,720
tutors, tutors Hooters, Yeah,
tutors. I've got club isn't here?

1421
01:39:36,880 --> 01:39:45,880
Just call it Hooters Club. Listen, I love clip club like a club

1422
01:39:46,399 --> 01:39:55,520
club, like a sister. We
should tell the people that a couple of

1423
01:39:55,760 --> 01:39:59,079
exactly like Wady Buldris. So I
actually don't remember that that that far.

1424
01:39:59,199 --> 01:40:02,880
I'm I'm only good for about ten
or fifteen minutes. My date said,

1425
01:40:03,479 --> 01:40:10,279
hey, wow, luckily we're running
out of time. Oh thank you very

1426
01:40:10,359 --> 01:40:12,880
much. Oh yeah, I wouldn't
miss it. You know, it's I

1427
01:40:13,000 --> 01:40:17,359
got to get you back to the
galley before the kitchen closes. Juana,

1428
01:40:17,600 --> 01:40:21,760
thank you very much for joining us. Welcome in order a black and blue

1429
01:40:21,800 --> 01:40:26,000
burger for me really, and the
side of onion rings. We never do

1430
01:40:26,159 --> 01:40:30,479
that. But how about the chocolate
martinis. The chocolate martini. Yeah,

1431
01:40:30,880 --> 01:40:32,800
we just went a bar. At
first, I was embarrassed, but then

1432
01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:39,920
I say, hey, with listen, lets just freak flag fly right one.

1433
01:40:42,239 --> 01:40:45,880
Anyway, anytime you walk into a
bar and the bartender walks up and

1434
01:40:45,960 --> 01:40:47,079
hand you your drink, you know, it's like, no, I'm and

1435
01:40:47,239 --> 01:40:50,199
she is. You know, It's
God's way of telling you you go there

1436
01:40:50,239 --> 01:40:54,560
too much, right. I mean, when we timed it right with the

1437
01:40:54,920 --> 01:41:00,479
will be coming out of the kitchen
and Megan Reagan would have the or somebody

1438
01:41:00,520 --> 01:41:02,760
would have find opportunity for me.
So we used to do the radio show

1439
01:41:02,840 --> 01:41:06,359
right around the corn We would literally
fall out of the front door of the

1440
01:41:06,439 --> 01:41:11,039
radio station. We'd be on the
Stobby Gallay's front door. It was great.

1441
01:41:11,119 --> 01:41:14,600
We called Dave us anyway, Dave
has to. When I walked driving

1442
01:41:14,720 --> 01:41:17,159
my Dodge Challenger like one hundred miles
an hour DOWNE ninety five so I can

1443
01:41:17,199 --> 01:41:19,560
make it. Well. The kiss
is still a little bit. When I

1444
01:41:19,640 --> 01:41:21,880
walk in the door, Dave has
my beer on the counter. I'm sorry.

1445
01:41:21,960 --> 01:41:24,760
He walks in, he goes,
hi, al, yep, here's

1446
01:41:24,800 --> 01:41:29,600
your beer. Anyway, So I
thanked everyone, So let me go into

1447
01:41:29,680 --> 01:41:33,079
the place. I thanked everyone,
right, yes, and thank you raising

1448
01:41:33,199 --> 01:41:35,479
Chris, good luck with the career, Chris. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1449
01:41:35,560 --> 01:41:39,920
oh no, he's uh he's the
rising stuff. And you remember us,

1450
01:41:40,000 --> 01:41:43,560
Chris, right, yeah, we
were there when started. Okay,

1451
01:41:43,920 --> 01:41:46,119
so but but did they tell you
to cut your hair? Is did someone

1452
01:41:46,159 --> 01:41:50,000
say to you change your look a
little bit because you look different? Uh?

1453
01:41:50,159 --> 01:41:53,960
They said they'd be willing to pay
if you were willing to do it.

1454
01:41:54,279 --> 01:41:56,159
Really, yeah, down the chair, okay, we're saving you.

1455
01:41:56,680 --> 01:41:58,520
I'm like, oh, okay,
all right, so we do you go?

1456
01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:00,840
Now, that's okay, But they
pay you for that? But do

1457
01:42:00,960 --> 01:42:05,359
they but they is it? Their
stylists? Are yours? The sist?

1458
01:42:05,439 --> 01:42:12,399
Yeah? Really? Yeah? Huh
just a real quick thing. My mechanic

1459
01:42:12,479 --> 01:42:15,039
called me up probably two years ago
and he said, I need I need

1460
01:42:15,119 --> 01:42:18,239
your wife's car. And I said
yeah, and I said what do you

1461
01:42:18,279 --> 01:42:20,079
need it for? He goes,
well, they're filming a car. They're

1462
01:42:20,119 --> 01:42:24,920
filming a movie in the Boston area
and they need a portion of nine to

1463
01:42:24,920 --> 01:42:28,039
eleven. It was Tom Cruise for
the for the show, and I was

1464
01:42:28,159 --> 01:42:29,840
like, Okay, what's the deal. He goes, well, they want

1465
01:42:29,880 --> 01:42:31,520
to buy it and they'll give it
back to you at the end. And

1466
01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:33,520
I was like, oh, that's
kind of interesting. They'll just use it

1467
01:42:33,600 --> 01:42:35,760
on the movie. And I figured
they're just going to put it on a

1468
01:42:35,800 --> 01:42:40,000
trailer and put the camera in front
of it and make it look like he's

1469
01:42:40,079 --> 01:42:42,680
driving it around. And he said, well, what year is it.

1470
01:42:43,279 --> 01:42:46,159
Oh, I don't know what U's
the Porsch in eighty six, so it's

1471
01:42:46,199 --> 01:42:48,960
more of a classic, you know. They are cooled the punchline. So

1472
01:42:49,079 --> 01:42:53,000
then he tells me, like I
said, find out, you know,

1473
01:42:53,239 --> 01:42:55,680
give me some more information. Well, the bottom line was they were going

1474
01:42:55,720 --> 01:42:59,760
to cut the entire nose off the
car and just so they could shoot through

1475
01:42:59,760 --> 01:43:01,720
the wind shield right in front of
the windshield, and then they're gonna give

1476
01:43:01,720 --> 01:43:04,399
it back to me for fifty grand. And I was like, you're gonna

1477
01:43:04,439 --> 01:43:08,000
give me fifty grand for the car
and they're gonna give me it back in

1478
01:43:08,119 --> 01:43:10,319
pieces and I was like, well, what what the hell good is that?

1479
01:43:10,479 --> 01:43:13,720
Do that? Just sure, Tom
kuruz moan. We called Salt and

1480
01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:16,079
Pepper some time forget what it was. But they filmed it on you know,

1481
01:43:16,159 --> 01:43:20,159
in Boston and tied up traffic for
like three hours and going who was

1482
01:43:20,239 --> 01:43:23,560
in charge? Yeah, no,
one's gonna see this freaking movie. But

1483
01:43:23,640 --> 01:43:28,960
they wanted they wanted an earlier Torche
and they would. You know, half

1484
01:43:29,159 --> 01:43:31,119
is just not right. You could
have taken a car that didn't even have

1485
01:43:31,199 --> 01:43:35,520
a drive train in it. You
know you're gonna cut You can tell us

1486
01:43:35,520 --> 01:43:39,159
at nine to eleven, but you
cut the nose off it when you're gonna

1487
01:43:39,159 --> 01:43:41,520
film that. It doesn't have to
move. It's on a trailer, thank

1488
01:43:41,520 --> 01:43:44,399
you, it's being dragged around.
That was quick, Thank you. Let

1489
01:43:44,439 --> 01:43:48,119
me get to the max heart melt
with that pussy cat. Look at that

1490
01:43:48,279 --> 01:43:57,239
look get that one is? Get
that? Yeah that then no, I

1491
01:43:57,319 --> 01:44:00,840
need to go knock over another plant. Go ahead to have get out of

1492
01:44:00,840 --> 01:44:03,279
here in the camera. But I'm
not no, no, this is a

1493
01:44:03,359 --> 01:44:08,039
thing about that anyway, Let me
do the plugs please, so we get

1494
01:44:08,079 --> 01:44:17,560
out of here. Homes for troops
is a see this I sayd driving yd

1495
01:44:17,680 --> 01:44:28,960
driving. That's Max Diploma for the
sensitivity. Sorry both everyone. Homeshore Troops

1496
01:44:29,079 --> 01:44:33,159
is a military organization that raises funds
for veterans who are hurt in combat after

1497
01:44:33,239 --> 01:44:38,279
nine to eleven that's the Iraqi War
and also the Afghani Wa. And these

1498
01:44:38,319 --> 01:44:41,399
are people who came home missing a
limb or whatever. And then what they

1499
01:44:41,479 --> 01:44:44,760
do is they build houses. They're
adapted to their needs, so in other

1500
01:44:44,800 --> 01:44:46,880
words, lower counter space, not
a lot of stairs, and so on

1501
01:44:47,000 --> 01:44:49,680
and so forth. And then when
they build these houses, and these are

1502
01:44:49,880 --> 01:44:53,800
really cool houses, because I said
before Lois and I went down and saw

1503
01:44:53,840 --> 01:44:58,279
one down McKay beautiful part of the
world, and they're about four hundred and

1504
01:44:58,359 --> 01:45:01,640
eighty to five hundred thousand dollars and
the beautiful houses. And when they give

1505
01:45:01,680 --> 01:45:04,159
them the house, they tear up
the mortgage, they give them the keys.

1506
01:45:04,159 --> 01:45:08,119
They don't have to pay a monthly
mortgage. It's their house forever.

1507
01:45:08,800 --> 01:45:11,079
These people gave a lot for us, so we should give back to them.

1508
01:45:11,119 --> 01:45:15,399
That's the home Strut Troops. Ninety
cents on your charity dollar goes directly

1509
01:45:15,479 --> 01:45:19,319
to them. And that's a really
high percentage in the charity business. So

1510
01:45:19,399 --> 01:45:25,039
homestrut troops please google them and google
them and see what's up. Also,

1511
01:45:25,159 --> 01:45:28,560
we end of a show by saying
John McCain was not a loser, okay,

1512
01:45:28,680 --> 01:45:30,880
he was a WAH veterans, a
WAH hero. You look up to

1513
01:45:30,920 --> 01:45:33,760
people like them, you don't make
fun of them. So we want to

1514
01:45:33,880 --> 01:45:38,119
end the show tonight by remembering a
good friend of ours his named Paul Eno.

1515
01:45:38,760 --> 01:45:41,840
He was a really good guy.
He had a paranormal broadcast for a

1516
01:45:41,920 --> 01:45:44,680
long time. He wrote a lot
of books. His a researcher. He

1517
01:45:44,760 --> 01:45:47,439
was the guy who went into the
seminary and left the seminary because he met

1518
01:45:47,479 --> 01:45:53,600
a girl and married her. And
his son Ben is also a paranormal investigator.

1519
01:45:54,199 --> 01:45:57,600
Good guy was on the show a
lot. I talked to him,

1520
01:45:57,600 --> 01:46:00,479
Mafira a lot. Just a really
good guy. He ran the actually the

1521
01:46:00,560 --> 01:46:03,600
film festivals in the UFO Festival.
So well he put us on his radio

1522
01:46:03,680 --> 01:46:06,840
show to have us on. A
really good nice guy, Paul. You

1523
01:46:06,920 --> 01:46:11,720
know, I hope he's finally found
the answers that he was looking for all

1524
01:46:11,760 --> 01:46:13,880
these years. You know, he
was a really good guy. So Paul

1525
01:46:14,279 --> 01:46:16,479
krist in peace and so this is
back to the entire gang, saying,

1526
01:46:16,560 --> 01:46:20,640
until the entire gang to hear us
again, be safe, be happy,

1527
01:46:20,720 --> 01:49:42,920
Hanye, I hear the love the
s in the dark is darkness, in

1528
01:49:43,039 --> 01:49:47,239
the blackness, black on a road
to nowhere. There's no turning back.

1529
01:49:47,960 --> 01:49:54,039
Lovely time and touch me, stop
me in my tracks. Cross my heart,

1530
01:49:54,279 --> 01:50:01,560
because it's true. I'm nothing with
that. Cross my heart, because

1531
01:50:01,600 --> 01:50:19,119
it's true. I'm nothing with that
with you. When the stars of raging

1532
01:50:19,920 --> 01:50:27,000
and the seas are high, when
the cat's fired across the smoky sky and

1533
01:50:27,119 --> 01:50:32,079
the casses crumbled and the angels cry. Across my heart. Because it's true,

1534
01:50:34,479 --> 01:50:41,119
I'm nothing with that you. Cross
my heart. That it is true.

1535
01:50:43,520 --> 01:51:23,920
I'm nothing with that with you.
I don't you don't reason, I

1536
01:51:24,079 --> 01:51:29,399
don't need no vision. I'm just
gonna stand here, be my own decision.

1537
01:51:30,079 --> 01:51:39,720
I'm gonna listen to the rhythm of
my heart. Sometimes I'm nothing at

1538
01:51:39,800 --> 01:51:47,359
all. You're always there when I
call you, always catch me whenever I

1539
01:51:47,880 --> 01:51:59,720
came across my heart. Because it's
true. I'm nothing with that on you.

1540
01:52:00,359 --> 01:52:10,640
Cross my heart. This is true. I'm nothing with that without you

1541
01:52:10,680 --> 01:52:36,920
your Sometimes i'm nothing at all.
You're always there when I go. You

1542
01:52:38,239 --> 01:52:49,279
always catch me whenever I am cross
my heart because it's true. I'm nothing

1543
01:52:49,439 --> 01:52:59,640
without you cross my heart. Because
it's true. I'm nothing with that you

1544
01:53:00,359 --> 01:53:09,800
cross my heart. It is true. I'm nothing with that you cross my

1545
01:53:09,960 --> 01:53:50,159
heart. It's true. I'm nothing
with that without your Let me up?

1546
01:53:51,520 --> 01:54:01,800
Did you hear back with me up
me up? Can you hear mad me

1547
01:54:02,000 --> 01:54:15,199
up? Letting me up? Can
you hear made me upt me up?

1548
01:54:15,560 --> 01:55:18,159
Can you hear mad on my soul? So he me mon? Somebody tell

1549
01:55:18,239 --> 01:55:30,319
me my mo ibau dying? Somebody
terrible mom coumbo that I die that so

1550
01:55:31,039 --> 01:55:51,680
he me on my soul that he
makes memo. Someone to tellble mam mumbather

1551
01:55:51,880 --> 01:57:36,680
if by die. Somebody tellble Mama
that I sho okay, oh oh oh

1552
01:57:36,960 --> 01:58:00,840
my soul the b Someone to tell
my mom it's my time. Very welcome,

1553
01:58:01,000 --> 01:59:24,720
adare team to t