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Minnesota Goodbye You ready, Jennifer,
Okay, let's get started. I did

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notice. I listened to the Minnesota
Goodbye yesterday because somebody said that it wasn't

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loaded, and it wasn't in and
this is a listener in Seattle, and

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maybe it didn't load correctly in Seattle
or something like that. So I went

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to listen to it and there were
no chumb of casinos. Oh that's good.

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It was something else, and I
can't remember. It was a minute

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long commercial that starts the podcast,
but I don't remember that it was abnoying

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or obnoxious or anything like that.
So hopefully, I mean, God love

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you, chumpbu Casino. We'd love
to have you come back. But it's

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a nice little change up here and
there. Let's get into the emails and

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see what we got here we go, Good morning, Dave, Jenny Vault.

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I stopped at the t Rex Cookie
and Egan the other day to get

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Dave's cookie, and it was my
first time getting a t Rex cookie.

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All my goodness, those cookies are
huge. They are They're the size of

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a human head, maybe pretty much
like damn. I enjoy my cookies,

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but I have now learned I'm not
a fan of giant cookies. I prefer

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smaller ones. But I did not
want to say that your cookie was not

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very good. The Macadamian uts were
the perfect blend to the chocolate goodness.

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I was tempted to buy other cookies, but I was at least strong enough

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to not buy another one. Ha. By the way, I'll bring this

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up. I'm gonna be at t
Rex Cookies this Saturday one o'clock signing my

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book and selling the Dave Ryan cookie. It's called Dave's Delicious Delight, I

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think. And I'll be there from
one until two signing my book, selling

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the cookie. But you can go
buy and buy my book there and the

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cookie, and part of the proceeds
from the cookie goes to Pause for Pause,

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our Favorite Dog and Cat charity,
and part of the proceeds from the

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book goes to Children's Minnesota. So
they go on to say, I went

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to my first therapy point the other
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therapist was why do you think you
need therapy? What brought you here?

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And I was crying. I guess
I have a lot more to unpacked than

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I realized. At the end of
the ninety minute intro session. She was

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thinking that I have depression and anxiety, which didn't help with the anxiety because

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I want to know now why I'm
depressed and how did I get here?

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Interesting Vat, I hope you become
a permanent fixture of the morning show.

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You're a great replacement for Drake Jenny. I find myself looking up to you.

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You're rocking it in the gym,
and I love your workout videos with

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your trainer on your Insta so inspiring. Seriously, I do work out for

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it five days a week, but
I can't get my nutrition and on track

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again. I want to be snacking
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on good things. I hear your
sister, because that is my problem too.

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Oh, it's the I think it's
the hardest part about Like, if

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you're trying to build a certain body
part, the food's the hardest part of

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trying to get that into order.
That's what you know. I have not

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lost a whole lot of weight.
I lost twenty pounds with Livia and I've

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kept it off with Vivian from working
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little bit more. But I just, uh, I'm trying. Yeah,

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but I'll this is my problem,
and I think it's very common. You

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eat a healthy meal, you eat
a healthy lunch, you eat a healthy

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dinner, and then you go,
hmm, some M and ms sound really

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good, so you eat a bag
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sticks sound really good. Or I
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going to go to Buffalo Wild Wings. Yeah. No, I mean,

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I'm the queen of eating healthy all
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I have this hangry really yeah,
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day. I don't really snack a
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eat, and then I just feel
like at that time at night, it's

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like, go wild, go crazy. I'm eating chocolate chips, I'm eating

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spoonfuls of peanut butter. You eat
spoonfuls of peanut butter. That cracks me

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up. Not very often anymore,
because I definitely think I have a peanut

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allergy. It does not sit well
with my stomach. But if that's like

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all that's in the house, I'm
like, yeah, whatever, I don't

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care about a little stomach ache for
a while. Oh yeah, I get

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you. I was hungry yesterday after
you know this is stupid. I had

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like four spoonfuls of cottage cheese and
that's all I gave myself because right now

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I'm on a weight loss mode.
Jesus great for you though, no it

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is, but I had four spoonfuls. I stopped after four spoonfuls, so

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I just like said, Okay,
that's enough. Dave. I got my

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Minnesota Goodbye and Dave Ryan Show sticker
that I'm proudly displaying at my house right

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now. It is next to my
do you get it Bong coffee mug.

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I appreciate all that you do and
you are a constant in my everyday routine.

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Thank you from Kendra. Kendra,
thank you for the very nice email.

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This one says you asked us at
the end of today's Minnesota Goodbye to

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write in if we've ever had an
argument of the Dave Ryan Show. Well,

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my entire relationship has been arguments about
the Dave Ryan Show. Wow.

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Okay, well that might be exaggerating
a little bit. However, I've listened

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to you guys basically my whole life
when my parents were not around to tell

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me to turn that trash off.
Now my partner is more or of a

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rock guy. He currently goes back
and forth between ninety three X and their

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morning show and the rest of the
day he's listening to ninety year old man

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boring ass political podcast. Most recently, he got annoyed with my love for

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your show when my three year old
asked him on the way to school one

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morning, how come you listen to
that ass half ass show and not the

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good one mama does? And honestly, I think that's a valid question.

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Anyway, long story short, my
kids and I love your show. My

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oldest Michael actually came in for game
Day the last time, and meeting Dave

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specifically was definitely a high point in
his little life so far. Oh that's

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very sweet. I remember I remember
that. Yeah, because she came to

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play and he came along. Yes, does that sound right? Yep?

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Thank you for all for everything you
do to make our lives a little bit

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more joyful. And don't listen to
the weirdos like my husband who want to

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listen to that ass show instead.
Aaron, that was funny. Thank you,

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glad you listen. And Michael,
also, here's one. If you

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had to be on any TV show, what show would you sign up to

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be on? My answer Millionaire Matchmaker. That is from Emily. Well,

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there's a good question if you had
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TV show, so I'm thinking like
dramas or I don't know, any TV

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show maybe from the past. I
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maybe on Wheel of Fortune, not
on Jeopardy, those are too hard.

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What about you, Jenny? I
would definitely be on a reality show

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too, and it would be probably
the Challenge that's on MTV. Still.

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It used to be like worad Rules
versus Real World, and now it's evolved

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to just the challenge, so it's
a very physical thing for the most part.

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I think there's kind of some puzzles
and stuff along the way, but

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that's definitely what would work for me. What about you? What show would

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you be on? And why?
Next? One from Brent Love the Show,

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longtime listener, first time writing into
the Minnesota Goodbye. Although I consider

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myself a piece or p one is
like the industry name for somebody who listens

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a lot. I had a first
date on Sunday. It was gorgeous out,

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so we got coffee. We started
talking about the morning show and he

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asked me about my worst date.
So of course I had to brag that

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I was on worst date Wednesday once
he proceeded to tell me that he does

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not like Fallon. Okay, I
legit died inside my head. I bit

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my tongue and listened to his rant, knowing inside I miss her and totally

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listening to her and Jenny's podcast.
We shall see if this leads to more

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dates. He he he he.
Love you guys, super happy I found

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a reason to write in Britt.
You know, don't feel bad that if

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somebody doesn't like Fallon. There are
people who don't like Jenny. There are

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people who don't like me. There
are people who don't like Fallon's voice.

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There are people who don't like Vaunt. There are people who everybody who's on

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the radio, there's gonna be somebody
that if you if there's something, if

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there's nothing that people don't like about
you, and you're a very boring person.

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Yeah. So in other words,
oh, I don't like Genny because

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she talks about like working out way
too much. Well, if you didn't

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talk about working out, you might
be boring. So if you if you

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did, if you did nothing to
annoy someone, you would be a very

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boring person. Somebody once told me. They said, well, you know,

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you've got to be really careful not
to offend anybody on the radio.

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And I'm like, really like,
and they're being sarcastic. They said,

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yeah, but you know, remember
everything is offensive. If you talk about

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the weather, somebody's going to be
offended because they got rained on on their

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wedding. Or if you talk about, you know, siriasis, somebody will

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be offended because they have soriasis.
If you talk about, you know,

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cat, somebody will be offended because
their cat just died. So the secret

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to success is not talk about anything. And you're going to be number one

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because you're not pissing anybody off.
And I saw exactly what they're saying.

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So if and this goes to you, you're not in radio, I'm going

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to guess. But if you have
somebody that doesn't like you, it's because

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you're an interesting person or an asshole. You could be a as well.

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Yes, absolutely, I'm watching that
show Big Little Lies? Is that what

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it's called? Just finish episode two? And I don't like what's the girl's

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name, legally blonde. I don't
like Reese Witherspoon. I've never liked her.

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Ever since she got drunk and told
the arresting officer, don't you know

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who I am? Don't you know
who I am? I've never liked her

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since then because it really showed me. I've been drunk before, but I've

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never driven drunk and then told the
cop, don't you know who I am?

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I wouldn't even say that to the
girl at dunkin Donuts. I would

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never be like, don't you know
who I am? Because how embarrassing when

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you have to stoop that low.
And plus DJ doesn't get you anywhere anyway.

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You know, if you're an actress, NFL star, then you might

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get somewhere. But there's like deep, no, I know who you are

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and you're nothing. You just have
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way than what she did, Like
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If you can see right there,
it's pronounced Reese. Yeah. I

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think the reason I brought her up
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character is an asshole. Her character
is a horrible I watched that so long

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ago. I can't really remember what
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she's very manipulative and everything is an
argument she causes rifts and drama. She

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pits people against other people. There's
a scene and I don't want to get

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too into it, but there's a
storyline right now where there's a little boy.

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They're all in first grade, they
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The little boy is disliked by everybody
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choked a girl in the classroom.
So he was the only one that didn't

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get invited to another kid's birthday party. Everybody got invited in the class except

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this little boy. And it's heartbreaking
because right now I'm looking a little boy

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going, oh, he's so sweet, and he's just so hurt that he

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didn't get to go. So Reese
Witherspoon's like, oh, yeah, fuck

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you. I'm going to tell all
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to go unless you invite this little
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kids to Disney on Ice. Have
I lost you yet? No, I'm

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just trying. It's just not ringing
a bell. And I watched the show.

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That's the weird thing. Are you
sure you watch that one? Not

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pretty? You're thinking a pretty little
lie? I watched. I only watched

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the first couple of seasons of Pretty
Little Liars. That show went on for

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way too long. I definitely watched
both seasons of Big Little Eyes. I

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just don't remember the first one very
well anymore. Yeah, it is really

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good. I know it's been on
for a while, or it's been you

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know, I think there's only two
seasons. But okay, that one I

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think we read already. Let's go
back to this one, Dave, I

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get a bone to pick with you. I'm surprised you haven't been canceled yet

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by the Miss Rachel Warriors. Yeah. I'm done with the slandering. Someone

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has to say something already. Miss
Rachel is our Lord and savior. She

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is our co parent in ninety five
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very moment, adore her well,
I wrote. The other day, I

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wrote, I had watched with the
girls Miss Rachel, who started apparently during

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the pandemic on YouTube, and I
said, this is the most low budget,

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janky looking ass show, but kids
love it. And I said,

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for example, I watched a segment
where she's like, I've got a surprise

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in this egg, and she's got
an egg about the size of a football

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and it's plastic and she says,
we're gonna wish that the egg would open.

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Are you ready? Let's make a
wish that the egg opens to find

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out what's inside. And as she's
saying this, she's struggling to get the

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fucking egg open. She's trying to
stick her thumbs in the crack and the

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plastic and she can't get her thumbs
in there. She's trying to open the

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fucking thing and she can't get it
open. And I'm like, this is

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the biggest bunch of janky shit.
You are getting canceled right now. You're

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getting canceled. They just emailed it. How dare you? That's the it

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is? Apparently, But I just
thought it was funny. No, I

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totally get it. Listen, I
am here to make fun of shit like

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that. But at the same time, Ava and Evelyn love it, so

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thank god for miss Rachel. Continuing
the email, she says, I could

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write all day. Why why she
is superior to other media for children because

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she uses techniques used in speech therapy
is low stimulation, shows parents what milestones

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that children should be at, but
more and more. But what is more

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impressive is that her net worth is
ten million dollars don't count out miss Rachel

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Dave. I keep going on about
why she's amazing and why she is usually

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one of the first screen time that
many children get. Nowadays, you can't

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compare to the mind numbing, fast
paced, entertainment based cartoons that turn kids

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into zombies. It might seem boring
or dull to you, but that's how

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it should be. I'm begging you. This slander has to stop. He

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he he. Still love all you
guys, Sarah. You know what,

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I can totally respect that and appreciate
that, and I get how it was

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very low key when you compare it
to something like The Wiggles that Carson watched,

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which was kind of manic, and
you know, fruit Salad, Yummy,

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yummy, Wiggily Party, Everybody's coming
Wiggily. Oh, I only know

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Fruit Salad, Jenny. I heard
those songs, Oh my God, over

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and over cars. I love the
Wiggles. I only knew the fruit Salad

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song because you every once in a
while would pick that for mixtape game for

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some random ass category, and I'm
like, what is so now? I

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know that song very well. Yeah, that was his jam. But they

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were all in colorful outfits and they
all danced, and there was Captain feather

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Sword and Dorothy the Dinosaur and it
was very stimulating. But this is a

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different vibe. Last email says,
good morning, Dave and Jenny this morning

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you briefly, so briefly, in
fact, you might not remember coming to

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it. You talked about a friend
of dave'sho was thrown out all kinds of

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f bombs on the phone on her
way home from Bible study. It's a

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true story. She was on her
way home from Bible study and she sent

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me a Marco Polo, which if
you'd never used Marco Polo, it's a

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great video messaging app that's much better
than texting, but it's similar to texting.

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Instead of leaving a text message,
it leaves a video. Let me

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share with you a short story,
really more of a cautionary tale. I

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went to church for Good Friday service
with a friend sometime between fifteen and twenty

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years ago. When we got to
the parking lot, something happened. I

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don't remember what that made me drop
the F bomb in the church parking lot.

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Later that night, my parakeet died. Are the two events related.

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Probably not, but maybe there is
enough of a maybe factor that I don't

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say the F bomb anymore, regardless
of my proximity to a church. Anyway,

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super short story today. This is
my third time writing you guys,

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but the first time since the staff
writer stickers came out. So if this

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is enough of an email to qualify, and you got any left, I'd

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love to get one. That's Bobby
and Rice Lake, Wisconsin. Have a

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great day. Thanks for all the
laughs. I hope Von sticks around the

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show. I'm loving how it's been
so much bigger, better and blacker lately.

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From Bobby, I love that you
wrote, I love that you drop

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the F bomb, and your story
is not too long at all, and

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it was great content. Yeah.
I know some people want to get the

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sticker, so they're right and and
be like, hey, what's your favorite

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color. I hope that makes it
on the podcast. I'll send him a

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sticker anyway, I don't. Yeah, and that is it for the Minnesota

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goodbye. I think we just want
to ask you to send more emails in

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so we don't run low. So
you've got something you want to talk about,

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whether you've written in a bunch of
times, Andrew and Ohio and Sesna,

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I'm looking at you. But if
you've written in before, once or

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twice, or a bunch of times, or never before. Think of something

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for us to talk about. Whether
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it is I don't know, something
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