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And let's get started with Minnesota Goodbye. I'm going to give a shout out

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to Desiree Ericson because Desiree has heard
about the Dave Ryan Cribbage Tournament which is

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happening. There are seven spots left
Fallon. I heard from Pause for pause

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blight good. That's amazing. Cont
seven spots left. So we got about

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one hundred and forty people in this
one. And even if you don't get

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signed up, come by anyway.
It's going to be at um okay,

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broken Clock brewing. It's not in
front of me, so I have to

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remember it, and you I can't
remember shit, right, I'm like Deborino.

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You know I got crs. Can't
remember shit. So Broken Clock,

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blew Brewing. Wednesday the twenty six, from six until nine. You can

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still sign up on Dave ryanshow dot
com on the Dave tab a look for

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the link can sign up. But
even if you just come by and say

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hi anyway, So Desiree says,
I can make you a shirt like a

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bowling shirt that says cribbage is lit, because you know, you see like

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really cool bowling shirts on the back
of a lot a bunch of bowling pins.

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Embroidered on there. It'll say pinheads. That is cool, and I

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get it. What's another great bowling
team name? Um a gutter gutter gutter

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gutter gals, gutter gals, yea, something like that. Let's spend the

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entire podcast thinking of bowling team name. Actually, can I google it really

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quick because we gotta fill time anyway? Yeah, sure, bowling. I

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actually last night was googling best cabin
names, because you know how like you'll

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go on to like Airbnb or whatever, you go somewhere and it'll be like

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the Whistling Pine cabin or whatever.
So Jake and I were reading them,

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and I think my favorite one was
the black Bear bungalow. I was like,

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okay, best bowling team names,
um, ebola, can't cute ebola?

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Yeah, dry bumpers, dolls,
I get it, dry bumpers like

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dry humpers, Okay, got it. Dolls with balls, dolls with balls,

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gutter trash, foul language, okay, uh, let's see. Oh

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some of these are messed up.
Gotta can't even read half of these.

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Well, then don't read them.
That's okay, there's a lot, but

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yeah, go on. My mom
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and when she was probably sixty five
ish or so, and I thought it

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was so cute. She went bowling
with our neighbor Mabel, and it was

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just adorable. And she wasn't very
good, but she liked it, and

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she had a bowling joke. And
we used to put her on the radio

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and she would make football predictions because
she loved pro football. We put her

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on every weekend to do football predictions
and she actually did pretty well. But

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she had a bowling joke and said, Mom, tell your bowling joke.

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Here it is, I've given up
bowling for sex. The balls are lighter

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and you don't have to change your
shoes. And that was my mom's bowling

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joke. Wait, okay, so
I think you've said this before. Your

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mom was funny, your dad was
not correct. They were both funny in

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a different way. Because you are
you, But I feel like that's more

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of your humor. So would you
say you're more you have more of your

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mom's humor. I've got a little
bit of both, because I think my

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mom was like, she had a
humor like you, a very outward like,

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boisterous kind of humor. And she
was funny and loud and just she

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was everybody. She knew everybody and
loved everybody. Dad was quiet, but

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he was very just more intellectually subtly
funny. For example, when I was

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a kid, we used to have
a problem with moths in our house and

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we called him millers. I don't
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they were. They were all over
the house in the summertime. And so

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I remember one time I was sitting
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right now, and my mom said, Fred, there's a damn miller in

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the window. And Dad said,
get him a cup of coffee. And

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he said it so quick, like
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It was just so And I think
it's a funny thing about humor is

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it's got to be surprising if humors
not to see. That's why I give

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people a hard time when they make
an obvious joke, because it's like,

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well, Carson could have made that
joke. It's not surprising, see.

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And I like to surprise, but
I also am very pleased with just any

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pathetic laugh. I can get.
It's my sick issue, yeah, but

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I think humor has got to be
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and that, because that's like,
oh didn't see that when Remember that time

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I brought you in a bag and
I said, there's a there's a piece

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of cake in this bag and you
opened it up and it was a cobra.

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Remember that. It was funny because
it was a surprise and it's surprising.

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Yes, I will never forget that. How could I? Okay,

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let's move on. Let's see what
we got here. This is a longer

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one, but it has to do
with pets, and I think we're going

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to try it out and see how
it goes. This is from Becca.

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I had something happen to me that
made me feel so warm and fuzzy.

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I wanted to share it with you. I was driving toward Joe Anne Fabrics

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like the middle age thirty one year
old woman I am. Took sixty two

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east and exited on Xerxes Avenue going
south into we Dinah. You lost me

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now, but pay attention, I
promised, this is important to the story.

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I was driving down Xerxes with South
Down Mall and the new Lifetime there

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on my right and the new apartments
with Alchemy, Lee End Chan, etc.

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On the left. It's a very
busy area and I'm sure y'all know.

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It was about noons, so lots
of people come and going from the

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mall, restaurants, cub Target in
the area. Car in front of me

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suddenly slowed down. I saw two
dogs running through traffic towards the mall,

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tongues fully wagging, dodging cars.
Both had callers, no leash, and

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no human I lost sight of the
dogs, but I entered the very confusing

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system of one ways going around Southdale
to try to track them down. I

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was unsuccessful, but decided to head
back north to sixty sixth to go over

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to France to see if I could
spot them again. So if you don't

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know the roads, it doesn't matter. They're circling Southdale Mall. It took

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me a few minutes to get out
there, and I was about to give

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up when I saw them crossing France
at sixty six. I pulled my car

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up onto the sidewalk and started calling
them toward me. They were both running

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and smelling and circling each other in
the woods nearby, but they were close

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to the entrance of sixty two at
Valley Few Road. I know exactly where

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you are by this time, so
I was terrified they'd entered the freeway.

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They seemed to be in survival mode
and were not interested in pets or the

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ufful of the bag of food that
I was using to entice them. Luckily,

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they were now destructed by distracted by
the foliage around the man made lake

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at this apartment building. So they're
standing nearby my car. This is where

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humanity and community comes in. All
of a sudden, around the corner comes

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three women and a guy on a
bike who had all been chasing the dogs

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on foot since Southdale. When one
circle to the other side of the lake,

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we split up one dog cross Valley
View Road and one of the women

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slowed traffic to follow the dog and
get it back across the road and managed

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a van stopped and offer some food
to try to catch them. Truly a

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team effort. I was so grateful
they came around the corner. I had

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my car only partially on the sidewalk
and was worried to get hit. And

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I should mention I am nine months
pregnant. You should have mentioned that up

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front, honestly, so I don't
move very fast anyway, Almost done,

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this amazing group of humans split up
and was able to corral the two dogs

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after a lot of attempts. I
had my car, so I offered to

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bring him to the police station.
I got them into my car and said

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goodbye. After our midday adventure,
or the pooches had escaped all the cops

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that had come looking for them.
I called the station to let them know

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ahead of time. I'm on my
way. By this time, the dogs

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were famous because of all the phone
calls they got at the station. When

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I arrived, I found they'd been
getting calls since ten am. The dogs

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were out for three hours. The
poor puppies were stress, tired, nervous.

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I'm sure they were terrified for three
hours. The animal control officer got

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them out of my car and shared
that the owners were on their way.

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I said goodbye to Leroy and Luna
and went on my way. Yeah.

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I felt so wonderful about this community
moment, since I think we all did

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just what we would want someone to
do for our dogs. But it was

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so nice to know we can work
together and do the right thing, especially

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for animals. Here is a picture
I took of the two dopes slobbering in

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my car before they finished all the
water in my forty ounce bottle. Thanks

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for all the laughs and have fun
and have a great day. Shout out

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to you. Becca. The picture
is not loading on my computer, but

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that's okay. I'll try to open
it on another computer. But a great

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story. I think that is really
nice when strangers get together and do something

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for you know, like if,
for example, if there's a turtle crossing

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the road and they say, don't
pick the turtle up, then turn it

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around or whatever they said, just
let it cross. And if you see

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somebody who gets out of their car, don't do it on a freeway.

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The turtle is not that important.
But if you can do it on like

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a little like you're on a side
road or your neighborhood or whatever, and

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you can get out in block traffic
or notify traffic, you know, you

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see something like that, it's like, ah, that's very sweet. So

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thanks for the story. Here's another
one him hold on Okay, yeah,

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thanks, having a little trouble with
my computer. Here we go. Big

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fan of the show going off on
Monday or today's Minnesota Goodbye. You were

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talking about kids side hustles, yes, Fallon and I talked about selling Christmas

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cards or eliminate stands yesterday. I
think a good idea maybe for talk back

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Tuesday, is to ask listeners what
is their real job with their first real

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job and their favorite memory. My
job at fourteen in South Dakota was a

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Wendy's team member. I worked there
a few years and eventually knew every job

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position. I'm grateful for the experience. My fondest memory was making the burgers.

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I was the fastest. I still
make burgers but for my hubby.

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I'm sure most people start out as
fast food workers, but I believe it,

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and I believe it's a great opportunity. It's important to learn work as

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a team, be dependable customer service, in how to train new members.

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This could be inspiring to the young
guns listening. Thanks for considering. Take

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care from Santana. I think it's
a good idea, so we'll write that

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down. What was your first real
job and yours? My first real job

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was not selling hot dogs at Air
Force games. That was my first job,

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but I could have not shown up
for work and nobody would have noticed.

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My first real job was being a
dishwasher at a restaurant called Sambo's,

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which is just like Denny's, and
I don't really have any good memories of

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that job except it was money.
Yeah, don't have any good memories of

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it really at all. What was
your first real job. My first real

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job was in radio. I was
a freshman in college and I got a

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job at the local radio stations and
I worked in the promotions department. So

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I did a combination of events,
like I would go out and hang out

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at the radio station, like truck
and table and give away prizes and like

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talk to people. And I also
would be in office back in the day,

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we do not do this now because
people do ask. Back in the

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day, I would come back with
all of like the people who would signed

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up at their registration box and enter
their information too, like our fan club

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thing, so they would get emails, not from a third party because it

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was Indiana. We didn't have like
some kind of connection for that, but

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so we could send them like radio
station news. And to this day,

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I don't recall ever sending out radio
station news. It's almost like I was

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just entering all of this information for
what reason, I don't know. Yeah,

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that is funny, all right,
Next one, Minnesota, Goodbye.

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Hey friends, I heard you talking
about how you'd like to climb a mountain,

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but you're not sure, and Everest
is crazy and so on. My

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advice for you would be to start
small, into a little mountain. A

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good one would be something like Eagle
Mountain. This way you can say you've climbed