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You're listening to the downbeat on ninety
seven to one, the freak three wins,

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zero rounds over par for the whole
season. Yeah for one. Scotti

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Scheffler, Dallas's own, he's back
here, touching Meredith Belly. I was

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thinking to her, just prego as
a hell watching at home, probably with

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some family, you know, Is
that a kick? No, we're fine,

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No, I'm good. Should we
call? Should we call? I

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was like, no, let him
finish three point six million dollars? Yeah,

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go too. I saw somewhere the
money he's made in the last thirty

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days. Basically, I don't remember
what the total was, but it's a

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lot. So congratulations to Dallas' own. Scotti Scheffler, you're Master's champion.

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But golf talk's not over. Don't
worry. We're gonna break down the entire

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RBC Heritage Field hole by whole preview. Who will win the Tartan Jacket?

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More money in that pot than there's
the Master's Yeah, which is amazing too.

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We'll do a little more sports at
nine o'clock. Mab He's wrapped up

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their season, Stars got one game
left. They're looking on top of the

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world as well. Fun times don't
miss nine thirty. We have Lee Habib,

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host of our American Stories, joining
us. I thought that was Eric

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Nadell for a long time. He
sounds exactly yeah a little bit. That's

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leeha Bibe. Helt Scotty twenty seven, twenty seven. He's made eighty two

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point six million dollars in his PGA
career. Gosh, I mean that is

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you got life by the balls man, eighty two million dollars playing golf.

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Awesome bro. When he made the
winning putt two put the ball in his

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pocket and that's like, that means
he's keeping it right. It's his ball,

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Okay, so a lot of people
might throw it to the crowd.

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It is not uh incumbent on Scottie
Shuffler to be more fired up or to

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you know, have a little more
fun out there. And I think for

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people outside of Dallas, he'd probably
I mean popular. Sure, everyone likes

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some good dude, but he's not
doing anything really, you know. I

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mean even a O Bear did a
couple of little things where it's like,

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all right, get little juice to
the crowd. Scotty doesn't do any of

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that. But that's also maybe why
he's a complete machine. Out there that

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annihilates everyone as you keep that levelhead
and do the smart thing. I get

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it, but shouldn't you right when
you win? I was thinking you should

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greech in your bag, pull every
golf ball you out you have out and

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throw them all, like empty your
bag. Yeah, just throw six balls.

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How many balls are they bringing around
three? Who knows? They're not

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like us who have forty golf balls
every time to step on a first tee

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and that's a fifty to fifty shot, Like he needs three golf balls,

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Max, right? And I think
maybe they bring six? Yeah, throw

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all the sign them if you want, throw the balls out every glove you

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have. I mean, just that
alone might give you a little bit of

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yeah's man of the people. I
don't know anything anything. There's so much

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room in golf for someone to just
be the people's champ. And who is

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it right now? Is this still
Speith? Kind of? He's from here,

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from here, lives here, walks
among us. We could run into

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him at lunch and yesterday when the
round started, I was pulling for two

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guys not named him. Yes,
Max, home of it because he's funny.

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He is funny and Oberg for me, the Texas tech guy, but

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also kind of likable. The young
gun who never played there before is his

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first major. I like that story. I like him, it's my guy.

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And yet you know he ended up
going Okay, Scott, he won,

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And maybe it's just because you knew
it was gonna go that way.

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But Moricaba would have been fine with
two. How do you pronounce it?

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Overt oberg Oberg him pronouncing it,
it's weird Swedish right Oldberg Swedish, No

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Danish, he's Swedish. He's some
thought he was a Swedish from Sweden.

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He gave his uh, he gave
his glove to a fan. Yeah,

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he loved that. Gloves go to
the cabin. Yeah, on the fringe,

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gloves gloves Okay, Yeah, this
weekend was ruined by Marikwa. That's

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all I could do. Malcolm is
looking at me like, what are you

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saying? I'm like, Maura cow
whoa any and anytime home is a Max

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Homer birded on three every I said
it fifty times each all weekend. Obviously,

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I made Christina watch a lot of
golf this weekend. Great sport about

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it, but we were doing it
and we stopped doing it and then it

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was quiet. You know, we're
watching she's she stood up, was in

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the kitchen doing something, and she
just went she damn it, Danny.

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It had been like an hour since
we even said it, and I knew

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exactly what she meant because she had
Mari Coway. She didn't even say the

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word every time, Laura cow Well
a million times. But yeah, non

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stuf, just think golfers just steal
the crowd with a little personality, take

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much. It's just so frustrated entertainers. We're entertainers, we're not golfers.

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We fancy ourselves as guys who can
do both. And that's why it's so

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frustrating to us, because we know
we could have the audience in the palm

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of our hands. We crush them, destroy them, or take them on

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the right of their lives. This
guy we know, and I guess Scotta

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Scheller doesn't want to be one ounce
more famous or popular. He doesn't there

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he said that a million times.
This is not my deity. Keep saying

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it like we know it's not your
identity, but sort of is. But

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are you surprised there's not one golfer
out there who is that? And speed

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almost does it by default. I
don't think Speth cares that much about being

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the modern day Arnold Palmer and the
people's champ and all this stuff. He

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just kind of is, or he
was because he's wheels off and he's you

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know, closer to us, because
he will knock it into the next fairway

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over and scramble to try to save
it. But there's no one out there

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that, I mean, God forbid, we had like the villain golfer,

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And you know, what, do
you think in our lifetimes we'll have like

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the talking s golfer in the pairing
with someone like cheering your missus. I

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wish, like it seems so far
off, but what if we had that

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This is what we talk about laughing
at your miss Like it's not it's it's

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not out of the realm, you
know, Like you could have that a

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real bad guy, Mike. Can
I talk about this the other day,

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Danny, Like it's our job to
make golf palatable for people who don't give

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a crap about it, because there
are so many things about it that are

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just really super g you know,
and like we can make this a lot

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more fun if we could stop wearing
the stop wearing goofy pants and it is.

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It stops discussing how lush the green
grass is. You know, No,

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let's be honest, kid, Sun
his ball suck it. I'm gonna

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make this putt. You are a
jaywad. You know, there's a lot

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of things you could do. And
that's an extreme, but just a little

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bit of who has it. I
mean, we like almost a sign personality,

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like Justin Thomas Rory chipped in that
one time and showed personality, and

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we like carry that with you,
buddy, and then and then and then

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the fracture because some of those guys
did Rom had a little bit. Dustin

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Johnson, even though he's a doorly
had anim smith, he grows a mustache

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and a mullet, and those are
the two most interesting things about him because

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he's boring his health. Bryson's cab
driver hat really has hurt him because if

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he even didn't do that in his
early days, people would have thought of

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him the way they thought about it. I think the Scheffler and I was

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thinking about this as he was walking
up that. You know, it's always

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cool when the guy walks up the
fairway to the eighteenth Green knowing he's going

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to win. And the way he
approaches the game, I think is probably

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like the way a cashier at Dollar
General approaches doing their job when they walk

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up, when they pull up to
in front of their store and they walk

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in and get behind the cash register. Is there any part of them that's

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nervous at all about doing their job? No, No, not a bit.

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And I think that's the way he
looks at golf. I think he

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is just so looks at this as
such a this is what I do to

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make a living. I'm going to
work. There's no pressure here. I'm

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gonna make money. I got my
wife, I got my god, I

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got my kid on the way.
Everything's fine. This is just work and

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that does the best way to do
it. And it doesn't get in his

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head. It doesn't make him nervous. He because those guys, you can

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tell, you can see them sweating
it out and going over the calculations and

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how did I miss that shot?
And what's wrong with me? And I'm

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terrible, I'm the worst golfer.
He just seems completely unfazed by it.

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Where he just I mean, do
you get nervous coming in here to put

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on headphones and talk for four hours? No, no, really, I

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bet that's how he approaches his job. And you know what, why should

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that be any different? No,
it's he shouldn't change what he clearly shouldn't

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change one thing about what he's doing. And it's just I guess for selfish

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reasons, where it's like, we
want good guys, bad guys. I

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want personality. I want to see
heartbreak and triumph. You want this to

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be as important to them as it
is to you, pretty much what you

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want to about the cowboys every year. You want them to be affected by

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you know, there's shortcomings, and
you want to see the emotions that you're

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feeling when you're nervous about him standing
over a fifteen foot putt and if he

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if he misses it, then it's
going into overtime. I don't think he

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looks at these moments in any other
way than right, he's mugging, But

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no one does. There's no one
out there with some real spark and fire

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personality. Hang dong on the course, somebody, get wild. We'll love

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you. We've been begging for it. That's why Happy Gilmore was made for

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this reason. They don't have it, and you would think that would have

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inspired someone to be it, but
can you be it and do that?

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Like golf is just you have to
have that level head. And I don't

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go yeah, Birdie, it doesn't
mean I wont the whole thing, No,

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because you probably need to be a
little fat. He's Kevin, Kevin,

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Danny Mikey. It's time for the
scuttle. But that shows up pat

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press reference spround you by advanced air
restoration. Okay, weather, it could

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be coming tonight. Uh get storms
that'll be swooping in this afternoon into the

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evening into overnight as well. Look
out, don't not severe. It's gonna

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be there. To be honest,
kind of hot though. I mean we're

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talking about Wednesday, a high of
eighty eight degrees, then a cold front

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going a hit later in over the
weekend. A cold front or a cool

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friend. I would say cool front. It's probably the safer way to put

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it. A high have seventy two
on Friday, but that's after the Thursday's

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eighty seven. In fact, Urkott
was even issuing some warnings to everyone.

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Higher temperatures increase demand. You know
that. You know it's going on there,

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but in April to be cranking an
ac full force. It is not

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what they want. I run mine
at night because it needs to be cold.

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What feels like two months of beautiful
weather. It's beautiful to live here,

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my man. It kind of is. It's beautiful. Enjoy it,

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Enjoy every day, spend it outside. A moment wasted indoors is a moment

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wasted in the Texas summer. Think
about this. If you go in to

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think about it, you go indoors. Now, that's a moment that you'll

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be paying for later on in the
summer. I don't know that it works

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out like that. It doesn't,
but if you create that method in your

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head, then that's the way you
think about it. I think I see

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the point you're trying to make.
It's not clear, but that'd be if

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by the end of the year,
like you have to allow a certain amount

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of time to be outside, then
you should yes be acquiring that time right

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now. But that is not how
it works. I think with Kevin's saying

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that if you spent four days sitting
on your fat ass eating cheese puff puffs

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watching golf, yes you're going to
regret that when you are forced to be

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inside watching nothing when it's one hundred
and seven outside, you're like, oh,

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man, I could have been out
in the spring and it was beautiful

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and yesterday and Saturday we're great to
be outside. That's the better way to

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put it. So good. I
had door open all week. Oh yeah,

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can't let skeeters in though. No, it's got a screen, magnetic

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screen, nice Simon. Just and
he just continues to sprint out there and

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yell at people as they walk by
and destroy my fence. And can't let

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it. He can't let it go. He can't just let him walk by

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every person. Your Your fence can't
take much more abuse either. I was

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out there with a nay it,
with a hammer and nails, just trying

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to get it to make it another
week. He's going to go through the

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whole the whole thing's going to collect, and it's going to have the shape

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of Simon. Yes, a perfect
silhouette of Simon idiot. Uh. Yes,

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but it's been beautiful, as beautiful
as weekend. And what do we

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have tornatics or no? Oh if
it's eighty five today and cloudy and rainy,

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yeah, of course his chances perspective
severe weather as the day moves on.

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It's not even eight o'clock yet,
so no sun action yet today,

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but yeah, that's u later this
afternoon into the evening, looking more of

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the overnight for the severe stuff,
but storms hankering down. Uh, and

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news through DFW. I'll be quick. I want to spend more time on

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something fun. Uh. People got
shot a lot in the Metroplex. Moving

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on, Okay, country wide there
was some massive shooting this week, big

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weekend for shooting. So much shooting
outside with their guns, shoot out Dallas.

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Someone disrespected me, I must shoot
you. And lots of shoot shootings.

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So I don't really want to do
details on shootings today. I leave

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that to me at a Come on, Danny, No, I don't even

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want to know. But yeah,
okay, if you're gonna do it.

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Also, it's fine, it's fine. I'll handle all the murders. Let's

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have a little fun. They're making
a Chris Barley movie. You see this,

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No so be directed by Josh Gadd. Your star will be Paul Walter

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Hauser. Anyone off the top of
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okay, okayhol Before I look,
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in man man Hunt, mind Hunter? I don't know if he was in

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mind Hunter. I don't know that. He was in something called Blackbird.

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Oh, this is the dude.
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he was the he was the bodyguard
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Richard Jewell, the movie that Clint
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Which is that show on Netflix.
I didn't watch it, but he apparently

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plays a crazy character and that I
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he was eating chicken in a chicken
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gay, big physical comedy. He
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check in on that. If you're
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be your star. And it's gonna
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Show, which I don't know if
y'all read that. I have it if

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you want to borrow it. It's
his life in three parts and it's very

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good, and I mean his family
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really good. I mean it talks
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the the sketch where he's at with
Patrick Swayze. It's hardy not live the

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Chippendale sketchery take great at sketchy of
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in bov O and Kurpins. I
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of taking advantage of Chris's body,
but yeah, everyone else is like,

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well Chris liked doing it. He
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wherever he was, Second City in
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of a deal the stuff. And
then they get into the book, the

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stuff him and David Spade fighting over
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so funny to think about. You
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with the speedball and all that stuff. I mean, it's the book's insane.

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We did a SNL themed event at
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at the time Jillian Now to recreate
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That's pretty good and he's right,
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by no handle this the Swayze role
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Jarre had the hard part of that
day. I think Kevin Nealon had a

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tough part in that sketch, you
think back, do you see the main

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judge. Yeah, he had some
decisions. It's a tough decision. You

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like what you've both done. You
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You've given us a lot to think
about. Really good. Uh, there's

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also a Monopoly movie in the wor
Okay, Margot Robbie is in the uh

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in the discussions here, So here's
what happened. What is she gonna play

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the top hat? She's gotta h
She's got a production company called Lucky Chap

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and they are the ones who got
Barbie to the finish line. Barbie had

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been in discussions for a long time, and they fill a little money behind

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it got it going. So the
Lionsgate is now in this. They will

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be making a Monopoly movie. Nowhere
to if she'll be starring in it or

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be a part of it. But
take Monopoly to a universe. There's a

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story, there's there's storylines to be
told here after what they could be a

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deep movie on the state of economics
in our country. I'm gonna reserve judgment

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for these concepts until they actually come
to perish. Because when they said they

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were making a Barbie movie, movie. What, No, I will not

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go see Why would I want to
go watch the movie? And then I

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go and see it and it's effing
great. Yeah. I do have the

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same initial feeling about Monopoly movie as
Barbie, where you're right, that's what

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the hell is that? And then
now ten seconds later, Mike, it'll

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Privy Awsome. Yeah, Ryan Gosling's
the dog. I mean, there's a

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lot of good things you can do
here. You cast it good, but

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you can make something deep if someone's
got a good vision to it. Depends

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on what director you get, you
know, I mean, Greta gerg had

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a specific vision for that a Gorton. Now, it could also fail like

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Battleship, you know, so our
greatest board game movie to date. And

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look, if it's two hours and
forty five minutes of watching people play Monopoly,

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I'm probably not gonna like it.
That'd be shocking. If that's what

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they want with they'll do best one
long game. Oh community chest, huh,

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Bill, what'd you get? H
looks like I got a tax refund

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of fifteen dollars. It could be
a sweet a road trip movie just made

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about going around the board and you
land all these places and you go to

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jail. And there's storylines there railroads. But I think deeper is the city

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economy, city development economy, local
corruption in politics. Yeah, there's something

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there the railway system. Man.
Two things. I love owning all four

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railroads, by the way, is
that what you do? I do love

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that. That's the play. Yeah, I want that. I have no

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monopoly strategy. Clue is probably the
best they've done that board game movie.

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Yeah, yeah, of all,
and then Jumanji is in the conversation.

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But that's but that's a fake board
it's a fake game. Yeah, so

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no Clue has got to be the
king. I give you that. They

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did Operation Too. That could be
the cake be good. Also, as

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He's and sorry gave people a new
look, He's in a movie called Good

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Fortune. He wrote it, directed
it, and stars with Keanu Reeves and

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Seth Rogen. It's about a guy
who's down his luck, switches lives with

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the more successful man, and then
learns the wrong lesson money did solve all

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of his problems. That would be
good. Keanu Reeves stars as an angel

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in this movie. That could be
good. I haven't heard from disease in

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a long time. That's it.
That's good. Didn't disease get like shredded.

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No, No, you're thinking to
have Kamal named named Giohnny. Yeah

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he shredded. Yeah, you're thinking
of the wrong Indian guy. That's racist

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Kevin and he's Kevin Turner. I
mean this week said it. But uh,

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he got in trouble for something,
right, tugging, tugging, we're

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not supposed talking about that. He
personally, that was at the height of

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cancel culture. If he was not
going on a date that went poorly,

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I don't think anything would have happened
to him. He went on a bad

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date. When you look at the
details of what happened, then you would

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go, yeah, he just went
on a bad date. Yeah, miss

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yeah, miscn misinterpreted signal signals things
like that. I don't know if there

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was any real violation there, but
when the person that you went on the

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bad date with decides to do a
right up about your date and sell it

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to Variety magazine because it was at
the time light yeah, when everybody's senses

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were just height if you even lean
in for a smooth shit. We learned

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a lot is don't go on dates. In twenty seventeen, bad time to

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go on date, No, Mike's
got a reliant live spot coming up next.

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Some stuff from the weekend that you
guys need to know about. Guys,

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and her mini screams next to ninety
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