You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak three wins,
zero rounds over par for the whole season. Yeah for one. Scotti
Scheffler, Dallas's own, he's back here, touching Meredith Belly. I was
thinking to her, just prego as a hell watching at home, probably with
some family, you know, Is that a kick? No, we're fine,
No, I'm good. Should we call? Should we call? I
was like, no, let him finish three point six million dollars? Yeah,
go too. I saw somewhere the money he's made in the last thirty
days. Basically, I don't remember what the total was, but it's a
lot. So congratulations to Dallas' own. Scotti Scheffler, you're Master's champion.
But golf talk's not over. Don't worry. We're gonna break down the entire
RBC Heritage Field hole by whole preview. Who will win the Tartan Jacket?
More money in that pot than there's the Master's Yeah, which is amazing too.
We'll do a little more sports at nine o'clock. Mab He's wrapped up
their season, Stars got one game left. They're looking on top of the
world as well. Fun times don't miss nine thirty. We have Lee Habib,
host of our American Stories, joining us. I thought that was Eric
Nadell for a long time. He sounds exactly yeah a little bit. That's
leeha Bibe. Helt Scotty twenty seven, twenty seven. He's made eighty two
point six million dollars in his PGA career. Gosh, I mean that is
you got life by the balls man, eighty two million dollars playing golf.
Awesome bro. When he made the winning putt two put the ball in his
pocket and that's like, that means he's keeping it right. It's his ball,
Okay, so a lot of people might throw it to the crowd.
It is not uh incumbent on Scottie Shuffler to be more fired up or to
you know, have a little more fun out there. And I think for
people outside of Dallas, he'd probably I mean popular. Sure, everyone likes
some good dude, but he's not doing anything really, you know. I
mean even a O Bear did a couple of little things where it's like,
all right, get little juice to the crowd. Scotty doesn't do any of
that. But that's also maybe why he's a complete machine. Out there that
annihilates everyone as you keep that levelhead and do the smart thing. I get
it, but shouldn't you right when you win? I was thinking you should
greech in your bag, pull every golf ball you out you have out and
throw them all, like empty your bag. Yeah, just throw six balls.
How many balls are they bringing around three? Who knows? They're not
like us who have forty golf balls every time to step on a first tee
and that's a fifty to fifty shot, Like he needs three golf balls,
Max, right? And I think maybe they bring six? Yeah, throw
all the sign them if you want, throw the balls out every glove you
have. I mean, just that alone might give you a little bit of
yeah's man of the people. I don't know anything anything. There's so much
room in golf for someone to just be the people's champ. And who is
it right now? Is this still Speith? Kind of? He's from here,
from here, lives here, walks among us. We could run into
him at lunch and yesterday when the round started, I was pulling for two
guys not named him. Yes, Max, home of it because he's funny.
He is funny and Oberg for me, the Texas tech guy, but
also kind of likable. The young gun who never played there before is his
first major. I like that story. I like him, it's my guy.
And yet you know he ended up going Okay, Scott, he won,
And maybe it's just because you knew it was gonna go that way.
But Moricaba would have been fine with two. How do you pronounce it?
Overt oberg Oberg him pronouncing it, it's weird Swedish right Oldberg Swedish, No
Danish, he's Swedish. He's some thought he was a Swedish from Sweden.
He gave his uh, he gave his glove to a fan. Yeah,
he loved that. Gloves go to the cabin. Yeah, on the fringe,
gloves gloves Okay, Yeah, this weekend was ruined by Marikwa. That's
all I could do. Malcolm is looking at me like, what are you
saying? I'm like, Maura cow whoa any and anytime home is a Max
Homer birded on three every I said it fifty times each all weekend. Obviously,
I made Christina watch a lot of golf this weekend. Great sport about
it, but we were doing it and we stopped doing it and then it
was quiet. You know, we're watching she's she stood up, was in
the kitchen doing something, and she just went she damn it, Danny.
It had been like an hour since we even said it, and I knew
exactly what she meant because she had Mari Coway. She didn't even say the
word every time, Laura cow Well a million times. But yeah, non
stuf, just think golfers just steal the crowd with a little personality, take
much. It's just so frustrated entertainers. We're entertainers, we're not golfers.
We fancy ourselves as guys who can do both. And that's why it's so
frustrating to us, because we know we could have the audience in the palm
of our hands. We crush them, destroy them, or take them on
the right of their lives. This guy we know, and I guess Scotta
Scheller doesn't want to be one ounce more famous or popular. He doesn't there
he said that a million times. This is not my deity. Keep saying
it like we know it's not your identity, but sort of is. But
are you surprised there's not one golfer out there who is that? And speed
almost does it by default. I don't think Speth cares that much about being
the modern day Arnold Palmer and the people's champ and all this stuff. He
just kind of is, or he was because he's wheels off and he's you
know, closer to us, because he will knock it into the next fairway
over and scramble to try to save it. But there's no one out there
that, I mean, God forbid, we had like the villain golfer,
And you know, what, do you think in our lifetimes we'll have like
the talking s golfer in the pairing with someone like cheering your missus. I
wish, like it seems so far off, but what if we had that
This is what we talk about laughing at your miss Like it's not it's it's
not out of the realm, you know, Like you could have that a
real bad guy, Mike. Can I talk about this the other day,
Danny, Like it's our job to make golf palatable for people who don't give
a crap about it, because there are so many things about it that are
just really super g you know, and like we can make this a lot
more fun if we could stop wearing the stop wearing goofy pants and it is.
It stops discussing how lush the green grass is. You know, No,
let's be honest, kid, Sun his ball suck it. I'm gonna
make this putt. You are a jaywad. You know, there's a lot
of things you could do. And that's an extreme, but just a little
bit of who has it. I mean, we like almost a sign personality,
like Justin Thomas Rory chipped in that one time and showed personality, and
we like carry that with you, buddy, and then and then and then
the fracture because some of those guys did Rom had a little bit. Dustin
Johnson, even though he's a doorly had anim smith, he grows a mustache
and a mullet, and those are the two most interesting things about him because
he's boring his health. Bryson's cab driver hat really has hurt him because if
he even didn't do that in his early days, people would have thought of
him the way they thought about it. I think the Scheffler and I was
thinking about this as he was walking up that. You know, it's always
cool when the guy walks up the fairway to the eighteenth Green knowing he's going
to win. And the way he approaches the game, I think is probably
like the way a cashier at Dollar General approaches doing their job when they walk
up, when they pull up to in front of their store and they walk
in and get behind the cash register. Is there any part of them that's
nervous at all about doing their job? No, No, not a bit.
And I think that's the way he looks at golf. I think he
is just so looks at this as such a this is what I do to
make a living. I'm going to work. There's no pressure here. I'm
gonna make money. I got my wife, I got my god, I
got my kid on the way. Everything's fine. This is just work and
that does the best way to do it. And it doesn't get in his
head. It doesn't make him nervous. He because those guys, you can
tell, you can see them sweating it out and going over the calculations and
how did I miss that shot? And what's wrong with me? And I'm
terrible, I'm the worst golfer. He just seems completely unfazed by it.
Where he just I mean, do you get nervous coming in here to put
on headphones and talk for four hours? No, no, really, I
bet that's how he approaches his job. And you know what, why should
that be any different? No, it's he shouldn't change what he clearly shouldn't
change one thing about what he's doing. And it's just I guess for selfish
reasons, where it's like, we want good guys, bad guys. I
want personality. I want to see heartbreak and triumph. You want this to
be as important to them as it is to you, pretty much what you
want to about the cowboys every year. You want them to be affected by
you know, there's shortcomings, and you want to see the emotions that you're
feeling when you're nervous about him standing over a fifteen foot putt and if he
if he misses it, then it's going into overtime. I don't think he
looks at these moments in any other way than right, he's mugging, But
no one does. There's no one out there with some real spark and fire
personality. Hang dong on the course, somebody, get wild. We'll love
you. We've been begging for it. That's why Happy Gilmore was made for
this reason. They don't have it, and you would think that would have
inspired someone to be it, but can you be it and do that?
Like golf is just you have to have that level head. And I don't
go yeah, Birdie, it doesn't mean I wont the whole thing, No,
because you probably need to be a little fat. He's Kevin, Kevin,
Danny Mikey. It's time for the scuttle. But that shows up pat
press reference spround you by advanced air restoration. Okay, weather, it could
be coming tonight. Uh get storms that'll be swooping in this afternoon into the
evening into overnight as well. Look out, don't not severe. It's gonna
be there. To be honest, kind of hot though. I mean we're
talking about Wednesday, a high of eighty eight degrees, then a cold front
going a hit later in over the weekend. A cold front or a cool
friend. I would say cool front. It's probably the safer way to put
it. A high have seventy two on Friday, but that's after the Thursday's
eighty seven. In fact, Urkott was even issuing some warnings to everyone.
Higher temperatures increase demand. You know that. You know it's going on there,
but in April to be cranking an ac full force. It is not
what they want. I run mine at night because it needs to be cold.
What feels like two months of beautiful weather. It's beautiful to live here,
my man. It kind of is. It's beautiful. Enjoy it,
Enjoy every day, spend it outside. A moment wasted indoors is a moment
wasted in the Texas summer. Think about this. If you go in to
think about it, you go indoors. Now, that's a moment that you'll
be paying for later on in the summer. I don't know that it works
out like that. It doesn't, but if you create that method in your
head, then that's the way you think about it. I think I see
the point you're trying to make. It's not clear, but that'd be if
by the end of the year, like you have to allow a certain amount
of time to be outside, then you should yes be acquiring that time right
now. But that is not how it works. I think with Kevin's saying
that if you spent four days sitting on your fat ass eating cheese puff puffs
watching golf, yes you're going to regret that when you are forced to be
inside watching nothing when it's one hundred and seven outside, you're like, oh,
man, I could have been out in the spring and it was beautiful
and yesterday and Saturday we're great to be outside. That's the better way to
put it. So good. I had door open all week. Oh yeah,
can't let skeeters in though. No, it's got a screen, magnetic
screen, nice Simon. Just and he just continues to sprint out there and
yell at people as they walk by and destroy my fence. And can't let
it. He can't let it go. He can't just let him walk by
every person. Your Your fence can't take much more abuse either. I was
out there with a nay it, with a hammer and nails, just trying
to get it to make it another week. He's going to go through the
whole the whole thing's going to collect, and it's going to have the shape
of Simon. Yes, a perfect silhouette of Simon idiot. Uh. Yes,
but it's been beautiful, as beautiful as weekend. And what do we
have tornatics or no? Oh if it's eighty five today and cloudy and rainy,
yeah, of course his chances perspective severe weather as the day moves on.
It's not even eight o'clock yet, so no sun action yet today,
but yeah, that's u later this afternoon into the evening, looking more of
the overnight for the severe stuff, but storms hankering down. Uh, and
news through DFW. I'll be quick. I want to spend more time on
something fun. Uh. People got shot a lot in the Metroplex. Moving
on, Okay, country wide there was some massive shooting this week, big
weekend for shooting. So much shooting outside with their guns, shoot out Dallas.
Someone disrespected me, I must shoot you. And lots of shoot shootings.
So I don't really want to do details on shootings today. I leave
that to me at a Come on, Danny, No, I don't even
want to know. But yeah, okay, if you're gonna do it.
Also, it's fine, it's fine. I'll handle all the murders. Let's
have a little fun. They're making a Chris Barley movie. You see this,
No so be directed by Josh Gadd. Your star will be Paul Walter
Hauser. Anyone off the top of the tongue, nothing, nothing, nothing,
okay, okayhol Before I look, is that the fat the fat dude
in man man Hunt, mind Hunter? I don't know if he was in
mind Hunter. I don't know that. He was in something called Blackbird.
Oh, this is the dude. Yeah, he was mind Hunter guy.
Oh well, yeah, he was in whatever I was thinking of. So
he was the he was the bodyguard in it, Tanya. He was in
Richard Jewell, the movie that Clint eastwid. Yeah. That guy's great.
Yeah. And then he was in Blackbird, which got him an Emmy.
Which is that show on Netflix. I didn't watch it, but he apparently
plays a crazy character and that I remember that night he won the speech,
he was eating chicken in a chicken wing and walked up there. He's funny,
gay, big physical comedy. He actually does some wrestling too. Brody
check in on that. If you're listening out there, Paul Walter Hauser will
be your star. And it's gonna be based off the book through Chris Farley
Show, which I don't know if y'all read that. I have it if
you want to borrow it. It's his life in three parts and it's very
good, and I mean his family was involved in it, but it's it's
really good. I mean it talks about Bob Odenkirk was not a fan of
the the sketch where he's at with Patrick Swayze. It's hardy not live the
Chippendale sketchery take great at sketchy of all everyone else all in it supports it
in bov O and Kurpins. I thought at that time it was just kind
of taking advantage of Chris's body, but yeah, everyone else is like,
well Chris liked doing it. He did that sketch it. You know,
wherever he was, Second City in Chicago or whatever. He's wasn't that big
of a deal the stuff. And then they get into the book, the
stuff him and David Spade fighting over women and stuff. You know, it's
so funny to think about. You know, it's crazy units the one ends
with the speedball and all that stuff. I mean, it's the book's insane.
We did a SNL themed event at our previous station and we got Jeremy
at the time Jillian Now to recreate that Chris Farley Patrick swayzey dance with Mino.
That's pretty good and he's right, I'll do it what a baller did
by no handle this the Swayze role pretty well. Yeah. Yeah, but
Jarre had the hard part of that day. I think Kevin Nealon had a
tough part in that sketch, you think back, do you see the main
judge. Yeah, he had some decisions. It's a tough decision. You
like what you've both done. You both brought a lot to the table.
You've given us a lot to think about. Really good. Uh, there's
also a Monopoly movie in the wor Okay, Margot Robbie is in the uh
in the discussions here, So here's what happened. What is she gonna play
the top hat? She's gotta h She's got a production company called Lucky Chap
and they are the ones who got Barbie to the finish line. Barbie had
been in discussions for a long time, and they fill a little money behind
it got it going. So the Lionsgate is now in this. They will
be making a Monopoly movie. Nowhere to if she'll be starring in it or
be a part of it. But take Monopoly to a universe. There's a
story, there's there's storylines to be told here after what they could be a
deep movie on the state of economics in our country. I'm gonna reserve judgment
for these concepts until they actually come to perish. Because when they said they
were making a Barbie movie, movie. What, No, I will not
go see Why would I want to go watch the movie? And then I
go and see it and it's effing great. Yeah. I do have the
same initial feeling about Monopoly movie as Barbie, where you're right, that's what
the hell is that? And then now ten seconds later, Mike, it'll
Privy Awsome. Yeah, Ryan Gosling's the dog. I mean, there's a
lot of good things you can do here. You cast it good, but
you can make something deep if someone's got a good vision to it. Depends
on what director you get, you know, I mean, Greta gerg had
a specific vision for that a Gorton. Now, it could also fail like
Battleship, you know, so our greatest board game movie to date. And
look, if it's two hours and forty five minutes of watching people play Monopoly,
I'm probably not gonna like it. That'd be shocking. If that's what
they want with they'll do best one long game. Oh community chest, huh,
Bill, what'd you get? H looks like I got a tax refund
of fifteen dollars. It could be a sweet a road trip movie just made
about going around the board and you land all these places and you go to
jail. And there's storylines there railroads. But I think deeper is the city
economy, city development economy, local corruption in politics. Yeah, there's something
there the railway system. Man. Two things. I love owning all four
railroads, by the way, is that what you do? I do love
that. That's the play. Yeah, I want that. I have no
monopoly strategy. Clue is probably the best they've done that board game movie.
Yeah, yeah, of all, and then Jumanji is in the conversation.
But that's but that's a fake board it's a fake game. Yeah, so
no Clue has got to be the king. I give you that. They
did Operation Too. That could be the cake be good. Also, as
He's and sorry gave people a new look, He's in a movie called Good
Fortune. He wrote it, directed it, and stars with Keanu Reeves and
Seth Rogen. It's about a guy who's down his luck, switches lives with
the more successful man, and then learns the wrong lesson money did solve all
of his problems. That would be good. Keanu Reeves stars as an angel
in this movie. That could be good. I haven't heard from disease in
a long time. That's it. That's good. Didn't disease get like shredded.
No, No, you're thinking to have Kamal named named Giohnny. Yeah
he shredded. Yeah, you're thinking of the wrong Indian guy. That's racist
Kevin and he's Kevin Turner. I mean this week said it. But uh,
he got in trouble for something, right, tugging, tugging, we're
not supposed talking about that. He personally, that was at the height of
cancel culture. If he was not going on a date that went poorly,
I don't think anything would have happened to him. He went on a bad
date. When you look at the details of what happened, then you would
go, yeah, he just went on a bad date. Yeah, miss
yeah, miscn misinterpreted signal signals things like that. I don't know if there
was any real violation there, but when the person that you went on the
bad date with decides to do a right up about your date and sell it
to Variety magazine because it was at the time light yeah, when everybody's senses
were just height if you even lean in for a smooth shit. We learned
a lot is don't go on dates. In twenty seventeen, bad time to
go on date, No, Mike's got a reliant live spot coming up next.
Some stuff from the weekend that you guys need to know about. Guys,
Coachella was an epic disaster, and I've got the audio of one woman
and her mini screams next to ninety seven won the Freak